Former Biden Appointee Arrested for Making a Jussie Smollett Style "Racist Threat" Against Himself

Racism is so common in this country that the people who grift on racism are forced to invent it themselves.

I'm not going to use the word "alleged" here. This racial arsonist was stupid enough to use his own credit card to sign up for accounts from which he sent himself racist messages.

And the messages are racist, but not in the way he means you to take them -- they're a false-flag attempt to stir racial divisions and provoke low impulse control thugs to attack and kill white people.

Taral Patel, a Democratic candidate for a county commissioner seat in Texas and former Biden White House appointee, has been arrested for allegedly using a fake social media account to post racist comments about himself. This incident draws parallels to the infamous Jussie Smollett case, where the actor staged a hate crime against himself.

No, it's an actual hate crime against white people which took the form of a fake hate crime against himself.

Taral Patel, 30, running for county commissioner in Fort Bend County Precinct 3, was arrested for online impersonation after allegedly creating a dummy social media account to post racist comments targeting himself. He faces a felony charge for online impersonation and a misdemeanor charge for misrepresentation of identity.
The investigation was initiated by Patel's opponent, incumbent Andy Meyers, after Patel claimed to be the victim of a racist smear campaign. Authorities traced the fake account back to Patel, uncovering connections to his address, phone number, and bank card information.
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Patel, who previously served as an appointee in the Biden administration, made headlines in September when he posted a lengthy Facebook message alleging that he and his family were victims of a racist smear campaign. The post included a collage of about a dozen racist messages, featuring derogatory terms and attacks on his Hindu faith, which Patel claimed were sent by Meyers' supporters.
However, Meyers recognized one of the names in the collage, "Antonio Scalywag," as a person who had previously criticized him online. This recognition led Meyers to request an investigation into the authenticity of Patel's claims according to ABC13. The Fort Bend District Attorney's Office launched a probe in October, subpoenaing Facebook and Google to trace the origin of the fake account.
The investigation revealed that the fake account was linked to Patel, with authorities uncovering connections to his address, phone number, and bank card information.

"Antonio Scalywag" is a very stupid parody of the name "Antonin Scalia." Someone on the right wouldn't make fun of Scalia. And the stupid pseudonym was first used by this racist shit-stirrer to make leftwing talking points against Meyers.

These people are scumbags and they need to start going to jail for five years or more. As many have said, if we are to take "hate crimes" as the most monstrous of all crimes deserving the harshest of penalties, then we must likewise take fake hate crimes as the most monstrous of crimes deserving the harshest of penalties.

We cannot continue where people could go to jail for ten years for an alleged hate crime and, when it's exposed as a hoax, the hoaxer who attempted to send someone to prison on a lie is let off with no penalty.

Hate Hoax: A former Biden White House appointee and Democrat candidate for a county commissioner position in Texas was arrested and charged after an investigation found he allegedly created fake Facebook accounts to send himself racist, hateful messages. Taral Patel @TaralVPatel… pic.twitter.com/RlvI80SKQO
— Andy Ngô 🏳️‍🌈 (@MrAndyNgo) June 17, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:11 PM

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1 Corgi summoning duty, I'm on it.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 18, 2024 01:11 PM (O7YUW)

2 Nood Lord!

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at June 18, 2024 01:11 PM (MvF+J)

3 Meh, when are they not?

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at June 18, 2024 01:12 PM (qZdIZ)

4 These people are delusional losers.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 18, 2024 01:12 PM (Aoykm)

5 1st

Posted by: GF at June 18, 2024 01:12 PM (m6Nn+)

6 Why am I suddenly thinking of a certain scene in Blazing Saddles?

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 18, 2024 01:12 PM (O7YUW)

7 One of the best quotes ever:

The demand for hate crimes far exceeds the supply.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 01:12 PM (SHMXB)

8 darnit

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at June 18, 2024 01:12 PM (MvF+J)

9 "the messages are racist, but not in the way he means you to take them -- they're a false-flag attempt to stir racial divisions and provoke low impulse control thugs to attack and kill white people."

Well put.

Posted by: gp's Sack O' Woe at June 18, 2024 01:13 PM (MvF+J)

10 Antonio Scalywag is a great friend of mine.

Posted by: Pierre Delecto at June 18, 2024 01:13 PM (Aoykm)

11 Sugarland, just southwest of Houston . Basically a suburb.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 01:14 PM (SHMXB)

12 Wonder if he's related to those Patel's who just like talking to salesmen?

Posted by: DAN at June 18, 2024 01:14 PM (eCnv0)

13 "Antonio Scalywag," LOL. Sounds like something from about 1900 possibly having to do with an anti Italian immigrant bias.This politician doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the box.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 01:16 PM (XkYcA)

14 Biden appointed this guy because he probably thought Patel had been the cashier at his local 7-11

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 18, 2024 01:16 PM (KhB32)

15 but if the guy was posting racist stuff on facebook, why didn't the facebook 'you can't say that about dr fauci' crowd take the posts down?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 18, 2024 01:17 PM (CWTWj)

16 Blueberry Slushie.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 18, 2024 01:17 PM (n17eQ)

17 Sup

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 18, 2024 01:17 PM (hdrFL)

18 Somebody get that man a Subway sandwich.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

19 Biden appointed this guy because he probably thought Patel had been the cashier at his local 7-11
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 18, 2024 01:16 PM (KhB32)

And he's not even close to the worse person Biden has appointed . Probably doesn't even make the top 25.

Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 01:17 PM (SHMXB)

20 12 Wonder if he's related to those Patel's who just like talking to salesmen?
Posted by: DAN at June 18, 2024 01:14 PM (eCnv0)
Tell him there's no paper in the lobby restroom.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 01:17 PM (LHPAg)

21 Someone get me a fainting couch! How could this possibly be true!?

/sarc

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 18, 2024 01:18 PM (iSfV4)

22 Excellent Democrat credentials. Stupid as hell and racist as hell.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:18 PM (pohLc)

23 Is this classified as mis-, dis-, or mal- information?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (kypKT)

24 The Fort Bend District Attorney's Office launched a probe in October

Good thing the state didn't involve our betters at the DOJ or this would never have been solved.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (aFNOf)

25 This politician doesn't sound like the sharpest knife in the box.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 01:16 PM (XkYcA)

Patel WAS a "Biden White House appointee", so he fit the employment profile.

Posted by: mrp at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (rj6Yv)

26 I got nothin'.

Can't even pretend to care at this point.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (7fElN)

27 This guy needs some big brain advisors to keep his shit straight, like.....Sid.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (pohLc)

28 The guy just wanted bobs and vagene. Can you blame him?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (2ocoG)

29 "Antonio Scalywag" is a very stupid parody of the name "Antonin Scalia."

How low effort and embarrassing.

Posted by: Brain Dead, Retarded DU posters at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (JCZqz)

30 The jabs can't get rid of these people fast enough...

Posted by: Stateless at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (jvJvP)

31 Another leftwing foreigner escaping his shithole native country to come to America to tell us how to run our country. Fuck these people. I despise them. Country of immigrants my ass. These fecal faggot shitstains can fuck off back to the shithole they crawled out of.

We are letting nostalgia for our own immigrant ancestors get in the way of taking a much harder line on recent immigrants. My grandfather was born in Italy. But so what? Times change. The current crop of immigrants -- even legal ones -- are overwhelmingly scumbags and invaders and leftwing parasites.

It's far past the time we told them to fuck off.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

32 His account was hacked!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (ZdexC)

33 I thought dot heads knew their way around IT. I guess they don't.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (n17eQ)

34 Never trust a damn Patel.

Posted by: Nikki Haley at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (woPEM)

35 Somebody put me some knowledge - this is Texas. Can Ken Paxton slam this asshole so far underground they have to pump sunlight into his cell?

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (Q0kLU)

36 The DOJ has investigated this and has indicted Donald Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2024 01:20 PM (u73oe)

37 Dude's mug is the international symbol for "pipe bomb".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:20 PM (BpZ5k)

38 Politicians stirring hate to have others go out and kill people they hate.

Seems legit.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2024 01:20 PM (Q4IgG)

39 The supply of racism is much lower than the demand for racism.

Posted by: The Big Toe at June 18, 2024 01:20 PM (EpUO+)

40 Sup
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One
.......

Those things are fun until sharks start following you around.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 01:20 PM (v0R5T)

41 We cannot continue where people could go to jail for ten years for an alleged hate crime and, when it's exposed as a hoax, the hoaxer who attempted to send someone to prison on a lie is let off with no penalty.
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Yes. But how do we get there from here?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 18, 2024 01:20 PM (1bNHn)

42 We cannot continue where people could go to jail for ten years for an alleged hate crime and, when it's exposed as a hoax, the hoaxer who attempted to send someone to prison on a lie is let off with no penalty.

———-

That’ll never happen. The only “fix” will be vigilante retribution.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 18, 2024 01:21 PM (kypKT)

43 Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (iFTx/)

This is fantastic

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 18, 2024 01:21 PM (hdrFL)

44 Ft Bend County used to be a rural agricultural collection with a huge prison population presence. The state or federal g'ment nixed the requirement for prisoners to farm so huge swaths of land owned by TxDOT were sold to developers (TxDOT bought the prison land to inject the money lost from farming back into the prison system during Bush's term as gov).
Massive development brought a lot of people to the county with many of them East Indians, Orientals and Arabs of every stripe.
Ft. Bend County has a huge footprint in Texas history and the native Texans are bailing out.

Posted by: DanMan at June 18, 2024 01:21 PM (8uzBS)

45 That's it! I'm not voting for them for sure now!

Posted by: Weasel at June 18, 2024 01:21 PM (JwHpX)

46 Is this one of those Cheap Fakes Sideshow Bob was talking about?

Posted by: goatexchange at June 18, 2024 01:22 PM (RSCrA)

47 this racist shit-stirrer

The failure, Patel, can roil.
-- Sheldon Harnick

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 01:22 PM (v6JzV)

48 And the messages are racist, but not in the way he means you to take them -- they're a false-flag attempt to stir racial divisions and provoke low impulse control thugs to attack and kill white people.

This is not the "shouting fire in a crowded theatre" we're interested in prosecuting.

Posted by: The DOJ Took My Baby Away at June 18, 2024 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

49 We cannot continue where people could go to jail for ten years for an alleged hate crime and, when it's exposed as a hoax, the hoaxer who attempted to send someone to prison on a lie is let off with no penalty.

Not just this. Anyone who knowingly falsely accuses someone of a crime should be sentenced to the same penalty the accused would suffer.

For example, women who provably falsely accuse men of sexual assault should do prison time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 18, 2024 01:22 PM (U7wke)

50 The supply of racism is much lower than the demand for racism.
Posted by: The Big Toe at June 18, 2024 01:20 PM (EpUO+)

That depends on the target and who does the targeting.

Posted by: mrp at June 18, 2024 01:23 PM (rj6Yv)

51 >>> He faces a felony charge for online impersonation

I thought i saw before that he was impersonation his opponent.

Kind of hard to impersonate a made up nic.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2024 01:23 PM (TDz4H)

52 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 18, 2024 01:22 PM (U7wke)

I’ve been saying this for a very long time.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 18, 2024 01:23 PM (hdrFL)

53 This is not the "shouting fire in a crowded theatre" we're interested in prosecuting.
Posted by: The DOJ Took My Baby Away at June 18, 2024 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

This was setting fire to a crowded theater and shouting "Hey the white guy next to me just set fire to this crowded theater".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:23 PM (BpZ5k)

54 Massive development brought a lot of people to the county with many of them East Indians, Orientals and Arabs of every stripe.
Ft. Bend County has a huge footprint in Texas history and the native Texans are bailing out.
Posted by: DanMan at June 18, 2024 01:21 PM (8uzBS)

I live in Ft. Bend County. You're not wrong about the diverse population. I'm surprised the county actually investigated this a$$wipe.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 18, 2024 01:23 PM (XPM1I)

55 once again we are such racists that the left has to fake racism in order to complain about racism and racist attacks...

Posted by: SturmToddler at June 18, 2024 01:24 PM (nXhwP)

56 At least in Gaza there are no hate crimes.
There if someone saves your own life, you have to kill two to make up.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 18, 2024 01:24 PM (yG575)

57 49 We cannot continue where people could go to jail for ten years for an alleged hate crime and, when it's exposed as a hoax, the hoaxer who attempted to send someone to prison on a lie is let off with no penalty.

Not just this. Anyone who knowingly falsely accuses someone of a crime should be sentenced to the same penalty the accused would suffer.

For example, women who provably falsely accuse men of sexual assault should do prison time.

Imma gonna go for a low voltage electric chair. 120V max. No need to be in a hurry.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:24 PM (pohLc)

58 I thought dot heads knew their way around IT. I guess they don't.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 18, 2024 01:19 PM (n17eQ)

As someone who works in tech I can tell you that this rumor had to have been started by members of that group.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 18, 2024 01:24 PM (U7wke)

59 51 >>> He faces a felony charge for online impersonation

I thought i saw before that he was impersonation his opponent.

Kind of hard to impersonate a made up nic.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 18, 2024 01:23 PM (TDz4H)

He impersonated a real person; he's just an NPC.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:25 PM (ynpvh)

60 Imma gonna go for a low voltage electric chair. 120V max. No need to be in a hurry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:24 PM (pohLc)

"Once this random number generator hits zero, you'll be executed!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:25 PM (BpZ5k)

61 If there's such a thing as hate crime, then is there such a thing as love crime?

Posted by: And I don't wanna be right at June 18, 2024 01:26 PM (2pJMS)

62 But, how do I bring racial awareness without an example showing the language used by the white man to keep the brown people in their place?

Posted by: Taral Patel - for real and totally not a racist at June 18, 2024 01:26 PM (tT6L1)

63 Forget the racist stuff, he should have called himself stupid.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 01:26 PM (EA5hs)

64 61 If there's such a thing as hate crime, then is there such a thing as love crime?
Posted by: And I don't wanna be right at June 18, 2024 01:26 PM (2pJMS)

Porous condoms?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:27 PM (pohLc)

65 "He faces a felony charge for online impersonation"

*reflects on sock usage*

Posted by: fd at June 18, 2024 01:27 PM (vFG9F)

66 One of the best quotes ever:

The demand for hate crimes far exceeds the supply.
Posted by: polynikes at June 18, 2024 01:12 PM (SHMXB)
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I was gonna drop that line myself. I'm glad I checked first!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:27 PM (d04cU)

67 "Once this random number generator hits zero, you'll be executed!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:25 PM (BpZ5k)
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Random password generator, brute force cracking program...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:27 PM (tT6L1)

68 Here's an idea; prosecute him for the hate crime anyway. There's a perpetrator. There's a victim. What's the problem? Hate crimes is hate crimes.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:27 PM (BpZ5k)

69 Love crime
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Hunter's only crime was loving too much.

Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 01:28 PM (EA5hs)

70 The investigation was initiated by Patel's opponent, incumbent Andy Meyers, after Patel claimed to be the victim of a racist smear campaign. Authorities traced the fake account back to Patel, uncovering connections to his address, phone number, and bank card information.
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We're run by crooks, knaves liars and monsters.

I wish they would at least do us the decency of not being incredibly fucking sloppy with their operations. It's extremely disrespectful.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:28 PM (d04cU)

71 Yes. But how do we get there from here?
Posted by: Eeyore

If I understand the claim, the thing here is there is no actual crime. He didn't impersonate an actual person, and did not actually harm Meyers. Where there are actual crimes or damages, we have to have AGs appointed or elected that will press for charges. I'm not eager for more 'hate crime' legislation, because that justifies and expands a set of laws that punishes thought.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2024 01:28 PM (IG4Id)

72 I’ve been saying this for a very long time.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 18, 2024 01:23 PM (hdrFL)

I saw a "The Officer Tatum" video where he said that during his career he never saw a single legitimate instance of sexual assault. They were all regret or she got caught cheating and made the accusation.

Now, he suggested that the flip side of this was that women who actually were sexually assaulted might be leery of coming forward which just expands the pool of victims of these lies.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (U7wke)

73 I will note once more... the Commandment directly from God, does not make lying a sin...

It is Bearing False Witness, which is worse than lying, because a lie will destroy YOUR credibility and life, while bearing false witness, destroys others.

This is bearing false witness, as it accuses others of something.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (xaFKb)

74 "If there's such a thing as hate crime, then is there such a thing as love crime?
Posted by: And I don't wanna be right"

You must be a felon, 'cause you stole my heart!

Posted by: Failed pickup lines at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

75 These people are scumbags and they need to start going to jail for five years or more. As many have said, if we are to take "hate crimes" as the most monstrous of all crimes deserving the harshest of penalties, then we must likewise take fake hate crimes as the most monstrous of crimes deserving the harshest of penalties.
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Hating white people isn't a crime, it's the paragon of virtue.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (d04cU)

76 Hindu Nuthin'!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (ZdexC)

77 Yea, yea, yea... but, I mean, come on man, it's totally different when they do it.

I see this sort of shit daily. A leftist shitbag does something and crickets. A normie does the same thing and gets hard time and dick in the ass.

The judicial system is way past fucked.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (Q4IgG)

78 You must be a felon, 'cause you stole my heart!
Posted by: Failed pickup lines at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)
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"Hey baby, I'm a felon" can be a quite effective pickup line.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:30 PM (d04cU)

79 Taral Patel? Sounds like he would be a quality addition to my staff.

Anyone know if he likes cruises?

Posted by: Fani Willis - darn right I lurk here at June 18, 2024 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

80 I'm not eager for more 'hate crime' legislation, because that justifies and expands a set of laws that punishes thought.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2024 01:28 PM (IG4Id)

Plenty of crimes. Extortion. Fraud. Harassment. Pick one.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:30 PM (BpZ5k)

81 At least Jussie Smollett put some effort into his hoax, even going to far as to intentionally injure himself. This Patel scrotum was so careless and lazy he didn't even bother to use an alias like "Mad MAGA Hates Darkies." He used an obviously leftwing alias that made fun of Scalia. Retard. So much for Indians supposedly being intelligent.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 01:30 PM (iFTx/)

82 You must be a felon, 'cause you stole my heart!
Posted by: Failed pickup lines at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)

You win the low voltage sparky tour.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:30 PM (pohLc)

83 Nice unibrow, Sahib.

I bet one of his eyebrows was texting the other one anti-caterpillar hate screeds.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2024 01:31 PM (0FoWg)

84 pinnacle. Pinnacle of virtue. Not paragon. Ugh.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:31 PM (d04cU)

85 Here's an idea; prosecute him for the hate crime anyway. There's a perpetrator. There's a victim. What's the problem? Hate crimes is hate crimes.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

....

This is awesome.

Mr Patel, do you see Mr Patel in the courtroom today? Yes? Can you identify Mr Patel? Thank you.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:31 PM (BdTJF)

86 A lefty reads this and has two takeaways:

Racist whites drove this man to create a fake hate crime against himself.

This fake hate crime demands a very real conversation be had where white people admit that they're racist oppressors.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:31 PM (KbCG3)

87 Trump made him do it!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 18, 2024 01:31 PM (Ka3bZ)

88 Serve him NOTHING but various forms of beef, for his daily jail diet.

HOLY COW, would that raise some ire!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at June 18, 2024 01:32 PM (e6UQI)

89 "Once this random number generator hits zero, you'll be executed!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:25 PM (BpZ5k)

Apparently, in Japan, when someone is sentenced to death it is carried out within one year... but they don't tell the convicted person the date. Could be 1 day, could be 364. Makes it stressful every time you hear someone coming down the corridor.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 18, 2024 01:32 PM (U7wke)

90 Aside from it being an insult of Scalia, who even uses the word "scalywag" anymore? No wonder the other guy remembered it. What next- fake racist taunts from somebody named Niles "Bounder""?. Philip "Brigand" ?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 01:32 PM (SjhdV)

91 HOLY COW, would that raise some ire!

Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX"

Maybe moove him to consider his life choices.

Posted by: Elsie at June 18, 2024 01:33 PM (vFG9F)

92 Isn't it spelled "scallawag" anyway?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:33 PM (BpZ5k)

93 who even uses the word "scalywag"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 01:32 PM (SjhdV)
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Yes, why would anyone use such an archaic term?

Posted by: blake - semi lurkder and scalywag at June 18, 2024 01:34 PM (tT6L1)

94 61 If there's such a thing as hate crime, then is there such a thing as love crime?
Posted by: And I don't wanna be right at June 18, 2024 01:26 PM (2pJMS)

Struggle snuggle

Posted by: you asked at June 18, 2024 01:34 PM (mIzto)

95 It's actually spelled "scalawag," I believe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV)

96 All fake hate crimes should be as severely punished as "real" hate crimes are.

That would end them very quickly.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (17s+e)

97 There was a woman in my town who claimed that after the 2016 election that some people in a car with a Trump bumper sticker stared at her threateningly while she was driving, and followed her home.

Several hours later, a number of racist and pro-Trump statements were painted on her house, and of course she went to the media to tell them how awful it was to be a victim of such pro-Trump hatred.

Fortunately, the evil Trump vandals used water-soluble paint, so it was easy to remove from the house.

Considerate of them.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (uxCna)

98 Yes, why would anyone use such an archaic term?

Someone who worked for a guy who's famous for his "No Malarkey Tour"?

Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (2ocoG)

99 It's actually spelled "scalawag," I believe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV

That does look less wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (BpZ5k)

100 Forget the racist stuff, he should have called himself stupid.
Posted by: ... at June 18, 2024 01:26 PM (EA5hs)
.....

I bet he poops upstream.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

101 Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 01:34 PM (v6JzV

Ok. Thanks. It's stil stupid.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (SjhdV)

102 And I think "scalawag" is a great word.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (v6JzV)

103 Apparently, in Japan, when someone is sentenced to death it is carried out within one year... but they don't tell the convicted person the date. Could be 1 day, could be 364. Makes it stressful every time you hear someone coming down the corridor.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 18, 2024 01:32 PM (U7wke)

....

We should do this. But by poisoning their meals. Never know which one it will be. Your choice to eat or starve.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:36 PM (jPer6)

104 Funny how the democrats seem to be conducting Intelligence Organization level propaganda at all times.

These incidents are designed to try and produce another Summer of Love which they so desperately need. Heaven forbid a cop kills a black man any time soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:36 PM (q7hip)

105 Scalywag is my truth, h8ers!

Posted by: blake - semi lurkder and scalywag at June 18, 2024 01:36 PM (tT6L1)

106 I'm reminded of the Canadian hate crimes that took up news cycles and caused property destruction.

The hate crimes were the burning of churches. The predicate was the reporting of massive grave sites of indigenous children ("First Nation"). They didn't have a hard count of co, but the estimates were probably about 1.2 Palestines.

The actual hard-count of corpses found? Zero.

So, churches were burned on the blood libel of a fake hate crime. Not just one church, or two. I believe about 80 churches were razed by NPCs that were programmed to BLM (Burn, Loot, Murder) by the media from America's dunce cap.

But nobody was punished. Nobody was locked up. Nobody had their livelihoods removed for doing the burning, or putting up the fake news of grave sites that weren't.

The only ones that paid the price were the true innocents.

And it won't stop until the social injustice that these monsters perpetrate are inflicted on themselves, seven-fold. They got away with it, so they realize they can do more. And their fellows learned from the example. Until an example is made, they're just going to keep doing it (e.g. see Dane-geld).

Posted by: Another Anon at June 18, 2024 01:36 PM (QNMaY)

107 Now, "snizzawag," on the other hand...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)

108 It's probably a Cornish word or something.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (BpZ5k)

109 "And I think "scalawag" is a great word.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

It's no scoundrel.

Posted by: Elsie at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (vFG9F)

110 LOOK AT MEEEEE!

If you don't look, you're a racist and I will accuse you of such. And if I can't find anything I will make it up. And I will be the victim of racism.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (yag1U)

111 /resuming regular nic

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (tT6L1)

112 Now, "snizzawag," on the other hand...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 01:36 PM (v6JzV)
++++
You, how you say, "rang?"

Posted by: The Paolo at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (d04cU)

113 Posted by: Ian S. at June 18, 2024 01:35 PM (2ocoG)

I actually find these archaic terms interesting, but it seems a too memorable word choice for a hoax.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (SjhdV)

114 One of my favorite BS race hoaxes was some female Asian reporter telling Kellyanne Conway that a member of the Trump administration called it the Kung Flu to her face.

Kellyanne asked who it was and said they would be punished.

The reporter, in full view of cameras, demurred. Obviously, she's just too good of a person to out this dirty, dirty racist.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (KbCG3)

115 Reprobate sadly went out of fashion, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (d04cU)

116 And I think "scalawag" is a great word.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......

You rascal you.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (v0R5T)

117 Don't we all use scalawag on talk like a pirate day?

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (jPer6)

118 Yes, why would anyone use such an archaic term

Why wouldst though ask such a feeble-brained question, thou knave! Rapscallion! Poltroon!

Posted by: Old insults are best insults at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (mIzto)

119 You must be a felon, 'cause you stole my heart!
Posted by: Failed pickup lines at June 18, 2024 01:29 PM (vFG9F)
++++
"Hey baby, I'm a felon" can be a quite effective pickup line.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:30 PM (d04cU)
_________

Depends on what the crime was. I'll bet a lot of white collar crimes involving lots of money would have the THOTs lined up. That average joe who wasn't getting any attention on dating apps put a fake pic of himself holding a big lottery check and suddenly he was a real stud. I assume the same would be true if he put in his profile that he just got out of prison for a multi-billion insider trading scam.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)

120 "He faces a felony charge for online impersonation and a misdemeanor charge for misrepresentation of identity."

I have not ever pretended to be a seer of things to come.
O.K., maybe a couple hundred times on AOS.
I figured the felony charge would be for attempted humor.

Posted by: Auspex at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (j4U/Z)

121 60 Imma gonna go for a low voltage electric chair. 120V max. No need to be in a hurry.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:24 PM (pohLc)

"Once this random number generator hits zero, you'll be executed!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:25 PM (BpZ5k)

Random Number Generators are racist.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (ynpvh)

122 Nudnik.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:39 PM (BpZ5k)

123 Depends on what the crime was. I'll bet a lot of white collar crimes involving lots of money would have the THOTs lined up. That average joe who wasn't getting any attention on dating apps put a fake pic of himself holding a big lottery check and suddenly he was a real stud. I assume the same would be true if he put in his profile that he just got out of prison for a multi-billion insider trading scam.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Depends. A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it. The barely-checked violence is the other.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:39 PM (d04cU)

124 Ne'er-do-well

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:39 PM (BpZ5k)

125 I guess Tony Jackanapes was taken.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (u73oe)

126 The "White House" is jam packed full of these types.

This is who is directing the regime right now, a hundred-fifty or so of these nitwits.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (ZtgZZ)

127 Ne'er-do-well
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:39 PM (BpZ5k)
++++
Nogoodnik.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (d04cU)

128 "Hey baby, I'm a felon" can be a quite effective pickup line.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:30 PM (d04cU)
----------------

Hey, I'm interested!...oh, wait, that's not "feline."

Posted by: furry - totally not weird at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (tT6L1)

129 One of my favorite BS race hoaxes was some female Asian reporter telling Kellyanne Conway that a member of the Trump administration called it the Kung Flu to her face.

Kellyanne asked who it was and said they would be punished.

The reporter, in full view of cameras, demurred. Obviously, she's just too good of a person to out this dirty, dirty racist.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:37 PM (KbCG3)
________

What's wrong about calling it the Kung Flu? That's what it was. I'll never understand why we cede so much unnecessary ground to the left when it comes to allowing them to decide what is and is not appropriate.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (iFTx/)

130 The "White House" is jam packed full of these types. ...
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (ZtgZZ)
++++
Of course it is! The house itself is the color of racism!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (d04cU)

131 "Antonio Scalywag" is a very stupid parody of the name "Antonin Scalia." Someone on the right wouldn't make fun of Scalia.

I'm not so sure of this theory. We make gentle fun of people we like and respect all the time. Like, say, Ace.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (/y8xj)

132 Depends. A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it. The barely-checked violence is the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:39 PM (d04cU)

But what they REALLY want is a nice guy!

Posted by: Watch who they do, not what they say at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (mIzto)

133 Hey, I'm interested!...oh, wait, that's not "feline."
Posted by: furry - totally not weird at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (tT6L1)
++++
*snort*

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (d04cU)

134 125 I guess Tony Jackanapes was taken.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 18, 2024 01:40 PM (u73oe)

Would've accepted:

Neil Gorsucks
Brett Kavaballs
Clarence Thomass

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

135 Speaking of fake ass stories, this guy's wife almost died when she miscarried and doctors wouldn't treat her for fear of being prosecuted under Texas' extreme abortion prohibition! Of course, he can't quite remember the hospital's name . . .

https://shorturl.at/KW9h8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (L/fGl)

136 via Ety

also scallawag, "disreputable fellow," by 1839, American English colloquial, of uncertain origin; perhaps an alteration (by influence of wag "habitual joker") of Scottish scallag "farm servant, rustic," itself an alteration of Scalloway, one of the Shetland Islands, the reference being to little Shetland ponies (an early recorded sense of scalawag was "undersized, ill-fed, or worthless animal," 1854)

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (IG4Id)

137 In United States history, the pejorative scalawag (sometimes spelled scallawag or scallywag) referred to white Southerners who supported Reconstruction policies and efforts after the conclusion of the American Civil War.
......

So... racist?

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (v0R5T)

138 Cad.

Rake.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (jPer6)

139 Cad.

Rake.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (jPer6)
++++
Bounder!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (d04cU)

140 Didn't some jackass talking head argue that it's okay if black people make up hate crimes because so many hate crimes have been perpetrated over the ages?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:42 PM (q7hip)

141 Using the name Antonio Scalywag is interesting since a scalawag was a Southerner who supported anti-racist policies during Reconstruction after the Civil War. Essentially, Patel is admitting that his opponents are the real anti-racists. Quite the Freudian slip.

Posted by: Jonathan at June 18, 2024 01:42 PM (yTLXx)

142 Waiting for some Yosemite Sam references.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 18, 2024 01:42 PM (9KYZq)

143 117 Don't we all use scalawag on talk like a pirate day?
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:38 PM (jPer6)

R

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at June 18, 2024 01:43 PM (iSfV4)

144 "I hate you, you miserable immigrant running for office."

From: Patrick Poltroon.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 18, 2024 01:43 PM (XkYcA)

145 so many great old fashioned insults out there. And with the younger generation, they'd have to pull up their phones and look it up to find out what was just said to them.

Giving one plenty of time to wander away.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:43 PM (tT6L1)

146 Rapscallion is my fave

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (q7hip)

147 The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Opinion by Jennifer Rubin | “Be forewarned: If MAGA extremists return power, they and their radical handmaidens on the Supreme Court will not hesitate to create Clarence Thomas’s America.”

-
OMG noooooooooo!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

148 132 Depends. A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it. The barely-checked violence is the other.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:39 PM (d04cU)

But what they REALLY want is a nice guy!

Posted by: Watch who they do, not what they say at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (mIzto)

https://youtu.be/llGvsgN17CQ

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (ynpvh)

149 These people are scumbags and they need to start going to jail for five years or more.
-----------

Oh that scumbaggery was a jailable offence. The Democrats house would have been swept clean a long time ago.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (XeU6L)

150 So... not racist?

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (v0R5T)

151 Depends. A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it. The barely-checked violence is the other.

I was on a jury in Portland that convicted a drug dealer of multiple felonies.

The trial lasted multiple days, and the drug dealer's stunningly beautiful Hispanic girlfriend was in the front row for the whole trial.

I did muse on the choices that some women make.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (uxCna)

152 Jennifer Rubin has not only gone around the bend, she's about to go over the falls...

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (tT6L1)

153 Cad.

Rake.

Posted by: TexasDan

Hoe!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (du7W7)

154 Clarence Thomas’s America.”

-
OMG noooooooooo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

Holy fuck is Rubin completely out of her gourd.

She has to just be trolling for lulz at this point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (BpZ5k)

155 147 The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Opinion by Jennifer Rubin | “Be forewarned: If MAGA extremists return power, they and their radical handmaidens on the Supreme Court will not hesitate to create Clarence Thomas’s America.”

-
OMG noooooooooo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

The horror! A black man shaping America!

Rubin is a racist bint

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (q7hip)

156 I like wastrel.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (pohLc)

157 Just voted for Hung Cao in the Virginia primary. If you are a voter in Virginia he is a worthy candidate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (aOY2p)

158 147 The Washington Post
@washingtonpost
Opinion by Jennifer Rubin | “Be forewarned: If MAGA extremists return power, they and their radical handmaidens on the Supreme Court will not hesitate to create Clarence Thomas’s America.”

-
OMG noooooooooo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

Why is Jen so dead set against living in a black man's America?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

159 I like wastrel.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (pohLc)
++++
"Layabout" is pretty good, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:46 PM (d04cU)

160 Cad.

Rake.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (jPer6)
++++
Bounder!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:41 PM (d04cU)
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Such harsh language around here!

I can't breathe...where's my fainting couch?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 18, 2024 01:46 PM (7fElN)

161 Earlier this month their was a couple on a date in Chicago who were assaulted by a few black teens while they were out walking and were punched, kicked, and sprayed with pepper spray. The teens were shit talking that this was their neighborhood and they weren't allowed to walk in as they own the streets, etc. The teens were a 14 year old male and a 17 year old female. Besides the assault charges, they should be charged with a hate crime each but I see two problems with this - they are black and might get a pass and second, it's Chicago.

The woman assaulted was a few weeks pregnant and lost the baby right after the attack. This should also be added to the charges.

Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2024 01:46 PM (oiNtH)

162 @washingtonpost
Opinion by Jennifer Rubin | “Be forewarned: If MAGA extremists return power, they and their radical handmaidens on the Supreme Court will not hesitate to create Clarence Thomas’s America.”
-
OMG noooooooooo!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl) ...
++++
The press needs to quit making promises that reality can't keep.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:46 PM (d04cU)

163 Jennifer Rubin has not only gone around the bend, she's about to go over the falls...

She can always do Only Fans if her current gig doesn't work out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

164 Opinion by Jennifer Rubin

That's hot.

Posted by: Judith Miller at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (v0R5T)

165 Hung bull > Hung Cao

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (qZEuM)

166 This happened in my neck of the woods. Not my precinct, but close to it.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (NpAcC)

167 The woman assaulted was a few weeks pregnant and lost the baby right after the attack. This should also be added to the charges.
Posted by: Cheri at June 18, 2024 01:46 PM (oiNtH)

Hang them all off a prominent bridge until the buzzards have pecked the ropes clean.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (BpZ5k)

168 Rapscallion.

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (Gvlvy)

169 I'm being lackadaisical in my approach to coming up with archaic insults.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

170 Fink

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (bpieT)

171 Demonstrably false allegations of rape should also result in penalties equally as harsh as the alleged crime.

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 18, 2024 01:48 PM (QGaXH)

172 163 Jennifer Rubin has not only gone around the bend, she's about to go over the falls...

She can always do Only Fans if her current gig doesn't work out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

She'd have to pay people to watch.

Seat fillers needed! Anyone wanna be a seat filler?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:48 PM (q7hip)

173 She can always do Only Fans if her current gig doesn't work out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)
++++
Hard pass. If I'm going to piss money away by giving it to a whore who doesn't even have to touch me while pretending to interact, I'm going to pick a better one than Jen Rubin.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:48 PM (d04cU)

174 She can always do Only Fans if her current gig doesn't work out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

Fucking retard would put her Webcam on the ceiling fan and wonder why she's not rich yet.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:48 PM (BpZ5k)

175 169 I'm being lackadaisical in my approach to coming up with archaic insults.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (tT6L1)

You're not lazy. You're yella'!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (KbCG3)

176
She'd have to pay people to watch.

Seat fillers needed! Anyone wanna be a seat filler?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:48 PM (q7hip)
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I'm really glad I'm not that desperate for cash.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (tT6L1)

177
Cad.

Christ's blood in heaven, you ignorant, incompetent whey-faced nestlecock...

Posted by: Jack Aubrey at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (XeU6L)

178 Jennifer Rubin is one of my favorite ConInc grifters. Whenever she does a cable news hit, it looks like the showrunner just went to a bad neighborhood, hosed down a mentally ill bag lady, threw some Ann Taylor clothes on her, and shoveled her into the studio moments before taping.

I bet she smells like cat piss.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (0FoWg)

179 Pulchritudinous always sounds like an insult instead of a compliment.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (s/imm)

180 Rake.
----
Ho!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (ZdexC)

181 Demonstrably false allegations of rape should also result in penalties equally as harsh as the alleged crime.
Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at June 18, 2024 01:48 PM (QGaXH)
++++
Any malicious false accusation should get the accuser the maximum sentence the alleged crime calls for.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (d04cU)

182 I bet she smells like cat piss.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (0FoWg

And Chardonnay.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (q7hip)

183 157 Just voted for Hung Cao in the Virginia primary. If you are a voter in Virginia he is a worthy candidate.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (aOY2p)

Vote for the candidate that's Hung...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

184 Jennifer Rubin is one of my favorite ConInc grifters. Whenever she does a cable news hit, it looks like the showrunner just went to a bad neighborhood, hosed down a mentally ill bag lady, threw some Ann Taylor clothes on her, and shoveled her into the studio moments before taping. ....
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (0FoWg)
++++
See, this is the kind of invective I cannot master.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (d04cU)

185 Kittywompus!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (bpieT)

186 And Chardonnay.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (q7hip)

Redundant.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (BpZ5k)

187 Depends. A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it. The barely-checked violence is the other.

Have a friend, who in his younger years went through an outlaw/minor drug dealer phase. He never lacked female attention. There's a whole subculture of women who are basically outlaw groupies. Think Karen in Goodfellas.

Posted by: Weird but True at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (ohEAP)

188 Taral Patel, 30, running for county commissioner in Fort Bend County Precinct 3, was arrested for online impersonation after allegedly creating a dummy social media account to post racist comments targeting himself.
______________

Christ, even the wogs are getting in on the act. A local city councilwoman from the subcontinent bleated about her travails as a "woman of color," despite being elected to the city council.

What are the odds I could elected to the city council anywhere in India?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (YqDXo)

189 Beaten to the Hoe / Ho reference.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (ZdexC)

190 178 Jennifer Rubin is one of my favorite ConInc grifters. Whenever she does a cable news hit, it looks like the showrunner just went to a bad neighborhood, hosed down a mentally ill bag lady, threw some Ann Taylor clothes on her, and shoveled her into the studio moments before taping.

I bet she smells like cat piss.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (0FoWg)

The very definition of "earthy smell."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

191 I lived in that area as a teen/20something, it was mainly rural then, the 1st subdivisions were being built on former ranches and oilfeilds.(Texas instruments was building it's headquarters there) Was back there for a reunion a couple of years ago and it is built out solid suburbia for over an hours drive in any direction now. Many of the old neighborhoods/subdivisions are being self selected "Ethnic/Immigrant"
The incumbent, Meyers, is well liked, even by the hardcore Dems I know still living there.
By the way...Paul Begala came from there too. He was a wimpy, mamas boy, arrogant POS, even back in highschool, locker stuffed on the regular. (His sister was arrite though, winkwink, nudgenudge)

Posted by: birdog at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (+Fkyb)

192 "Layabout" is pretty good, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......

I looked that one up and there was a picture of Barry Soetoro.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (v0R5T)

193 Antonio Scallywag is the Pierre Delecto of Carlos Dangers

Posted by: Masturbatin' Pete at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (KFqMm)

194 Fink is a great one.

We could add curmudgeon but that's in common use at the HQ.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (s/imm)

195 Wasn't Hung Cao a commander in the Navy?

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (pohLc)

196 Guttersnipe!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (d04cU)

197 172 163 Jennifer Rubin has not only gone around the bend, she's about to go over the falls...

She can always do Only Fans if her current gig doesn't work out.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

She'd have to pay people to watch.

Seat fillers needed! Anyone wanna be a seat filler?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:48 PM (q7hip)

Honey, I don't fill those kinda seats.

Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

198 Insty had a post about the Iowa poll that quotes no way Trump doesn't win WI if he's up by that much in Iowa.

Unfortunately, the source of that prognostication is ... Megan McCain.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (s/imm)

199 No that's disrespectful. Please show respect:

Most honorable Kung Fru.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (wGerL)

200 This Patel guy is not the brightest bulb on the string, sounds like

Posted by: Don Black- blackguard & ne'er-do-well at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (/7KEl)

201 A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it.

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Back when I used to work for a living, I had a client who, in a matter of months, went from a meth joy popper to the wheel man in a hit. I asked him, in effect, what da fuq were you thinking?!!! He told me that when you have an ounce of dope in your pocket, you have money, you have respect, and you have chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl)

202 180 Rake.
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Ho!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 01:49 PM (ZdexC)

Sailors got tired of those sea hos, so were so excited when they saw land, they exclaimed, "Land HO!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

203 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (s/imm)

If I want a finger on the pulse of the Midwest, I go to a girl that looks like a pregnant cow.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 18, 2024 01:53 PM (wGerL)

204 We could add curmudgeon but that's in common use at the HQ.
Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (s/imm)
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It's part of the AoS Style guide, subsection: lifestyle

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 18, 2024 01:53 PM (tT6L1)

205 He used a photo of a guy from Needville as his profile picture so I would say he did actually cause harm to a real person. As someone who lives where this happened I expect if the courts don't punish him, someone else will.

Posted by: Alan Bourdillion Traherne at June 18, 2024 01:53 PM (bW3p6)

206 187 Depends. A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it. The barely-checked violence is the other.

Have a friend, who in his younger years went through an outlaw/minor drug dealer phase. He never lacked female attention. There's a whole subculture of women who are basically outlaw groupies. Think Karen in Goodfellas.

Posted by: Weird but True at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (ohEAP)

Pete Davidson. Guy never seemed to lack for female attention, which is odd because he looks like a week-old corpse.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 18, 2024 01:54 PM (KbCG3)

207 Cumberworld - a useless fool.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:54 PM (q7hip)

208 Let me Patel you something, you are a garbage !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 18, 2024 01:54 PM (NtVYv)

209 He was a Captain, Special Operations, USn. He has a great life story.

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2024 01:54 PM (aOY2p)

210 Have a friend, who in his younger years went through an outlaw/minor drug dealer phase. He never lacked female attention. There's a whole subculture of women who are basically outlaw groupies. Think Karen in Goodfellas.

Gangster molls.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:55 PM (pohLc)

211
OUT: Patel
IN: Pathetic

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 18, 2024 01:55 PM (wtvvX)

212 203 Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 18, 2024 01:51 PM (s/imm)

If I want a finger on the pulse of the Midwest, I go to a girl that looks like a pregnant cow.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 18, 2024 01:53 PM (wGerL)

Here's a song for girls like that; Admiral Ackbar's girls:
https://youtu.be/kEU0qcWEN2w

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:56 PM (ynpvh)

213 Have a friend, who in his younger years went through an outlaw/minor drug dealer phase. He never lacked female attention. There's a whole subculture of women who are basically outlaw groupies. Think Karen in Goodfellas.
Posted by: Weird but True at June 18, 2024 01:50 PM (ohEAP)
++++
Power - especially if it's violent power - is a bigger aphrodisiac than money. Of course, they often correlate. Long-term consequences tend to be bad, but the people involved aren't thinking long-term.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:56 PM (d04cU)

214 He told me that when you have an ounce of dope in your pocket, you have money, you have respect, and you have chicks.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 01:52 PM (L/fGl)
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Whaaaat? In your pocket? Not up your ass? So THAT'S where I went wrong.

Posted by: St. George Floyd of Fentanyl at June 18, 2024 01:56 PM (YqDXo)

215 209 He was a Captain, Special Operations, USn. He has a great life story.
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2024 01:54 PM (aOY2p)

Yeah. I think I've read it. Impressive guy.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 01:57 PM (pohLc)

216 He used a photo of a guy from Needville as his profile picture so I would say he did actually cause harm to a real person. As someone who lives where this happened I expect if the courts don't punish him, someone else will.
Posted by: Alan Bourdillion Traherne

....
That makes more sense re:the impersonation charge.

Posted by: TexasDan at June 18, 2024 01:57 PM (s/imm)

217 This undressing blonde with very generous exposure has never leveled a false accusation against someone:
http://tiny.cc/4fkoyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:57 PM (d04cU)

218 163 Jennifer Rubin has not only gone around the bend, she's about to go over the falls...

She can always do Only Fans if her current gig doesn't work out.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:47 PM (uxCna)

As Ace is wont to say:

The shame is part of the kink.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 18, 2024 01:58 PM (wtvvX)

219 Hunter Biden is a ne'er-do-well.

Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 18, 2024 01:58 PM (wGerL)

220 Pete Davidson. Guy never seemed to lack for female attention, which is odd because he looks like a week-old corpse.

Weed-old corpse of a shaved chimp. I am severely disappointed in Kate Beckinsale.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at June 18, 2024 01:58 PM (pgwxJ)

221 Hunter Biden is a ne'er-do-well.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 18, 2024 01:58 PM (wGerL)
++++
Yup. The definition.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:58 PM (d04cU)

222 217 This undressing blonde with very generous exposure has never leveled a false accusation against someone:
http://tiny.cc/4fkoyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:57 PM (d04cU)

Timing is everything.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 01:58 PM (mzM2O)

223
>Power - especially if it's violent power - is a bigger aphrodisiac than money.

-Henry Kissinger

Posted by: Don Black- blackguard & ne'er-do-well at June 18, 2024 01:59 PM (/7KEl)

224 217 This undressing blonde with very generous exposure has never leveled a false accusation against someone:
http://tiny.cc/4fkoyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 18, 2024 01:57 PM (d04cU)

That's what Global Warming causes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 18, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

225 220 -- "Week" not Weed. But also weak.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at June 18, 2024 02:00 PM (pgwxJ)

226 44 Ft Bend County used to be a rural agricultural collection with a huge prison population presence. The state or federal g'ment nixed the requirement for prisoners to farm so huge swaths of land owned by TxDOT were sold to developers (TxDOT bought the prison land to inject the money lost from farming back into the prison system during Bush's term as gov).
Massive development brought a lot of people to the county with many of them East Indians, Orientals and Arabs of every stripe.
Ft. Bend County has a huge footprint in Texas history and the native Texans are bailing out.
Posted by: DanMan at June 18, 2024 01:21 PM (8uzBS)
Lots of foreigners, many muslim, are TDC Officers. I call this a bad idea.

Posted by: Eromero at June 18, 2024 02:00 PM (LHPAg)

227 Hunter Biden is a ne'er-do-well.
________________

Who else knows this?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 18, 2024 02:00 PM (YqDXo)

228 Power - especially if it's violent power - is a bigger aphrodisiac than money. Of course, they often correlate. Long-term consequences tend to be bad, but the people involved aren't thinking long-term.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
________

Guys go for looks, girls go for status.

(Obscure song reference)

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 18, 2024 02:01 PM (9KYZq)

229 Waiting for some Yosemite Sam references.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba

You long-eared galoot!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 02:02 PM (v6JzV)

230 Lots of foreigners, many muslim, are TDC Officers. I call this a bad idea.
Posted by: Eromero

What a swell idea.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 18, 2024 02:03 PM (qZEuM)

231 Hung Cao got me to break my don't vote for Naval Academy graduates rule. He's also EOD so that helps.

He has a very powerful biography story and he's improved his campaigning skills since his last run.

BUT - I hope he has some vicious people on his staff. We had a West Point graduate with a powerful biography story running for Senate against Mark Warner. The guy lost a leg to an IED in Iraq! He ran a very positive campaign and he got crushed.

I think Cao is going to win the primary (he's WAY in front in fundraising and is endorsed by Trump.) But he's running against an incumbent who has won statewide in Virginia as governor and senator and he is pretty much invisible - unobjectionable to Virginians they've voted for him before they will vote for him again.

UNLESS the Cao campaign gives them a reason not to. A nice bio is not compelling. Cao's team needs to start going negative on Caine TODAY. Tie him to Biden's economy, to open borders, point out his son was RIOTING with Antifa but got off scot free (double standard for Dems), to the Loudoun County school board, to the transgender fever to take away your kids, to the fentanyl crisis. It's Hammer time!

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 02:03 PM (xhfG9)

232 Blaster, from your lips to God's ears..

Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 18, 2024 02:04 PM (aOY2p)

233 He used a photo of a guy from Needville as his profile picture so I would say he did actually cause harm to a real person. As someone who lives where this happened I expect if the courts don't punish him, someone else will.
Posted by: Alan Bourdillion Traherne

The AG there would have to prove real harm occurred, and not just harm arising by publicizing the act. If the facts do fit the laws cited, then he should be prosecuted. Something tells me they won't meet the laws.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2024 02:05 PM (IG4Id)

234 Hornswoggler!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:06 PM (ZdexC)

235 Playing a clean game against Democrats is just stupid. They are dirty as hell, and deserve in kind times 5.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 18, 2024 02:06 PM (pohLc)

236 t Bend County used to be a rural agricultural collection with a huge prison population presence.
--
The original of Midnight Special covered by CCR was by Leadbelly.

The line about "if you're ever in Houston" that ended "prison bound" was originally "Sugarland bound."
A reference to the prison sugar plantation you'd get your ass sent to there.
It wasn't pleasant work.
And it's almost certain the sheriff found crimes to send folks to work there.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 18, 2024 02:06 PM (s/imm)

237 One more for the olde tyme insult collection: Churl.

Posted by: cheap fake mikeski at June 18, 2024 02:06 PM (Hl4mj)

238 OT
Fisker filed for bankruptcy.

Posted by: wth at June 18, 2024 02:06 PM (v0R5T)

239 Cur

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 02:07 PM (v6JzV)

240 When is Trump sentencing?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 02:07 PM (7+K68)

241 Kaine not Caine. I blame Michael Caine for having been in every movie ever made.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 02:07 PM (xhfG9)

242 12 Wonder if he's related to those Patel's who just like talking to salesmen?
Posted by: DAN at June 18, 2024 01:14 PM

Excellent Glengarry Glen Ross movie reference!

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at June 18, 2024 02:07 PM (JSF6W)

243 240 When is Trump sentencing?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 18, 2024 02:07 PM (7+K6

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Whenever they need it to be.

Posted by: WisRich at June 18, 2024 02:08 PM (G0vdT)

244 Jive turkey

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 02:08 PM (v6JzV)

245 socdologizing old mantrap

Posted by: Don Black at June 18, 2024 02:10 PM (/7KEl)

246
I am innocent, I did not do this my friend, oh no no no no no no no no no...

Posted by: Tarel Patel, Racial Stereotype Confirmation Dept. at June 18, 2024 02:11 PM (dtlw7)

247 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

248 Well, that was fun........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

249 "community organizing" I'm convinced it was first deployed as extra credit at the universities.

Saw this in Iowa City about 1980. Swastickers allegedly sprayed on a Mercedes. Turns out, the brother was shopping for a new paint job for several weeks prior, and wasn't liking the prices or the insurance agency answers, or something. Anyway tried to make a big deal out of it.

Naturally, Candle Light Vigils were held, and everyone came out of the woodwork to denounce something that never happened, in an area otherwise known as the "People's Republic of Johnson County". They (probably still) have a "Nuclear Free Zone" sign upon entering the city.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 18, 2024 02:12 PM (d2aM4)

250 A second look at "burning at the steak?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

251 Depends. A surprising number of chicks are *really* into drug dealers. The money is only part of it. The barely-checked violence is the other.

I was on a jury in Portland that convicted a drug dealer of multiple felonies.

The trial lasted multiple days, and the drug dealer's stunningly beautiful Hispanic girlfriend was in the front row for the whole trial.

I did muse on the choices that some women make.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 18, 2024 01:45 PM (uxCna)
__________

Chicks dig bad boys. That, plus a drug dealer is almost always flush with cash and not hesitant about throwing it around. Attracts the THOTs like bees to honey.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 18, 2024 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

252 Long eared, fur bearing, flea bitten varmint! I hates that flipping rabbit!

Posted by: Old Blue at June 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Pxa/w)

253 A second look at "burning at the steak?"
Posted by: Sponge

Flank or ribeye?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 02:14 PM (v6JzV)

254 Cad.

Your mother was a careless whore!

Posted by: Jack Aubrey at June 18, 2024 02:15 PM (XeU6L)

255 nood italic illegals

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 18, 2024 02:15 PM (ZdexC)

256 Yep, The Kempners made a lot of money off the prison labor in Sugar Land.

There's a corporate airport in Sugar Land that actually pays the city. Hull Airfield was owned by a dentist that flew to the prisons throughout East Texas to perform his work. It was a public airport until about 15-20 years ago and it was breeze to get a flight without all the security that was at Bush and Hobby airports.

Posted by: DanMan at June 18, 2024 02:17 PM (8uzBS)

257 Matthew Kassel
@matthewkassel
New: In late spring 2022, Rep. Jamaal Bowman reached out a local Jewish leader with an unusual request as he faced mounting scrutiny over his record on Israel.
“Do you have pics of us?” he texted. “So I can show the world I’m friends with Jewish People.”

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Well, he’s in good company. Both Randy Marsh and George Costanza have done something similar.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 18, 2024 02:18 PM (L/fGl)

258 I talked to Daniel Gade when he was running in 2020. First, I told him (or his staff) to watch "A Perfect Candidate" which was a PBS documentary on the campaign of Oliver North (Naval Academy grad). The ending of that documentary has North's campaign manager refusing to go negative on Robb in the last days of the campaign even though Robb had gone to guns on North. We see how that went, the guy 's last words were something like "I'll never do that again."

Gade is/was a Poli Sci professor at AU and he was basically running on his life of service and good people in good government and refrained from negative campaigning. Dems of course went negative on him. He was crushed. The 2020 election as a Republican in Virginia was an uphill battle no matter the candidate - and I guess he did his duty and gave a nice concession speech. But he was a guy who thought his backstory made for a good candidacy.

Negative campaigning works. And so do wedge issues.

Posted by: blaster at June 18, 2024 02:18 PM (xhfG9)

259

Flank or ribeye?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 18, 2024 02:14 PM (v6JzV)

I'm thinking more Salem Witch.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

260 250 A second look at "burning at the steak?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 18, 2024 02:12 PM (Zz0t1)

Are you chemjeff now?

Posted by: Who are you really? at June 18, 2024 02:18 PM (mIzto)

261 Yes. But how do we get there from here?
Posted by: Eeyore

If I understand the claim, the thing here is there is no actual crime. He didn't impersonate an actual person, and did not actually harm Meyers. Where there are actual crimes or damages, we have to have AGs appointed or elected that will press for charges. I'm not eager for more 'hate crime' legislation, because that justifies and expands a set of laws that punishes thought.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 18, 2024 01:28 PM (IG4Id

The crime is political slander. He claimed his opponent was responsible when he knew he was.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 18, 2024 02:20 PM (eoQWY)

262 Cad!

Posted by: Bonecrusher at June 18, 2024 02:26 PM (JNTt1)

263 There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 18, 2024 02:39 PM (8sMut)

264 Using a word like“scalywag” was another stupid way to out himself as an Indian. Been married to an Indian 25 years and I hear this type of archaic British terminology when we visit the inlaws. One BIL’s affectionate terms for one of my boys was to call him a “ruffian”. I shit you not.

Posted by: CarolinaMama at June 18, 2024 04:35 PM (pRDXd)

265 One BIL’s affectionate terms for one of my boys was to call him a “ruffian”. I shit you not.
Posted by: CarolinaMama

Splendid!

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 18, 2024 07:26 PM (M42KJ)

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