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Claim: Biden Is Attempting to Change the Rules So He Can Sit Down During the Debate
Washington ReporterThis won't be the last change he demands, either. The plan is to demand so many changes that Trump objects, and then cancel the debate, blaming Trump. Update: Former CNN "analyst" and leftwing hack Chris Cillizza -- a thumb -- admits the debate rules are already #rigged for Biden.
@DC_Reporter SCOOP: Per two sources, including one at CNN, the Biden Campaign is trying to renegotiate the debate rules to allow Biden to be seated. This would be a major format change from what was agreed to.
Are you kidding? When's the last time Biden answered a question or gave shhhpeachhh (the Biden equivalent of a speech) without reading right off his script? End line, new paragraph.
Cillizza started off by saying the muted microphones will obviously benefit Biden. CNN has not explicitly stated whether Tapper and Bash will be in charge of the muting, but the network did state that moderators "will use all tools at their disposal to enforce timing and ensure civilized discussion." "I don't love it from a debate perspective, but from a who does this benefit perspective, it clearly benefits Biden," he said. "Because if you go back and look at the debates they had, they had two in 2020 between Biden and Trump. Trump just talks and talks and talks and talks, and that's true in 2016 too. Like he just over and over and over and over again just talks. He interrupts, he bullies. You know, in 2020 Biden said, 'Hey man, why don't you just shut up?'" ... The former CNN analyst said the two commercial breaks during the debate will also benefit the president. "This is different than what we've seen in the past," he said. "So in the past, a group called the Commission on Presidential Debates managed these things. It's a bipartisan group made up of former like party officials. There were no commercial breaks in there. It was 2 hours. It was straight. It was questioning, right? There was no room to sort of take a breath. Again, I think this probably benefits Biden a little bit just because he gets a little time to regroup, right?" "He is older, I know it's only three and a half years older, but I do think he struggles more with these live performance kind of things than does Trump," Cillizza continued. "So you can't interact with your campaign or advisers in any way during the breaks, but you can just sort of ... I'm not on live TV at this second and I don't need to watch what I'm saying every second. I can kind of regroup, figure out what my message should be, how have I done? So I think that's a good thing for Biden. I think he benefits from a little breather within. So that's two rules and two good things for Biden." Cillizza said the lack of a studio audience also benefits Biden because Trump supporters are more vocal. "I do think this probably benefits Biden. Trump supporters are loud," he said. "They are more likely to not follow the debate rules. Like, at every debate they're like, 'please don't clap, please don't cheer, please don't express any sentiment towards either candidate until the end of the debate.' And people just don't follow the rules. I think the Trump people would be less likely to follow the rules just given what I know about them. So you'd have a lot of cheering ... a lot of booing, that sort of thing, which I think might sort of impact how people perceive the debate. Okay, so that's three rules and three good things for Biden." Lastly, Cillizza said the fact that the candidates will be prevented from having pre-written notes during the debates benefits Trump.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: avfd at June 17, 2024 03:12 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2024 03:13 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: avfd at June 17, 2024 03:13 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 17, 2024 03:13 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at June 17, 2024 03:13 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2024 03:13 PM (FQmDC)
Interesting. The competing theory that they want Joe to implode at the debate in order to justify a "surprise" at the Convention might be sidelined for now.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at June 17, 2024 03:14 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 17, 2024 03:14 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (pgwxJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
We have seen that he will sit even if there is no chair..
Posted by: steevy
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Did you forget the "h"?
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (8480Y)
Trump upright and energetic.
Biden slumped down, eyes closed and snoring.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (a1415)
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2024 03:13 PM (FQmDC)
This.
Then we can laugh when he falls on his ass trying to sit in the invisible chair. And they cheer when Trump runs over to help the old man up.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (W/lyH)
It is clear that Biden doesn't want people to see how old he is in person.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (i7Q7S)
Is it too much to ask for the President of the United States show the same physical stamina as an obese cashier?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (2fIO4)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2024 03:16 PM (6IAhu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 17, 2024 03:16 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 03:16 PM (u73oe)
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Trump has already accepted enough bullshit now that I doubt he pulls out at all.
Biden's more likely to remove himself from the debate because Trump is a felon than Trump is to remove himself because Biden is allowed a chair.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:16 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (w6EFb)
Then, the debate isn't live and the Biden campaign gets to edit their guy.
After that, Trump doesn't get to talk at all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (hs23C)
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (i7Q7S)
Trump upright and energetic.
Biden slumped down, eyes closed and snoring.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (a1415)
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Trump prep needs to include long slow, melodic answers and comments done in a soothing and quiet, gentle voice. Smooth...smooottthhhh...smmmooootttthhhh...zzzzzzz!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (W/lyH)
Going to battle when you allow the enemy to choose the terrain, is not good.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (xaFKb)
Who am I kidding, they're already going to do that.
Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (8480Y)
Who am I kidding, they're already going to do that.
Posted by: WisRich at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (G0vdT)
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Well, yeah.
How else would CNN know what to ask unless they got the questions from the WH in advance?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (17s+e)
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: Hawaiian judge at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2024 03:15 PM (i7Q7S)
It's not that.
They don't want proof of what happened there. They will take both the camera and audio off of Biden whenever he starts to embarrass himself.
There will be no proof for it, just Trump versus a room full of liars.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (BvTrf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (8480Y)
will biden also demand that they be required to ear masks? i can see biden as elmer fudd, you wascally wadical white wing wepublican
Posted by: gnats local 678
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Crash helmets, big-soled shoes, and Depends.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (Tvyd+)
Then, the debate isn't live and the Biden campaign gets to edit their guy.
After that, Trump doesn't get to talk at all.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (hs23C)
Pictures showed that Biden had an ear piece LAST debate... against the rules...
They don't care, because even when caught, the media won't cover the story.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (xaFKb)
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Imagine using a source at CNN to substantiate news...
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (hs23C)
Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 17, 2024 03:18 PM (vFG9F)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (2fIO4)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Joe Lone Watie Biden at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (CWTWj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Red rubber nose.
Vest
Flower that squirts water.
Bulbous horn.
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (a1415)
_ _ _ _ with a bucket under it.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (bQ/08
It will be the toilet recliner seen in Idiocracy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 17, 2024 03:17 PM (xaFKb)
He's not Mitt Romney. He can handle them and people aren't totally stupid enough to not see when a fight is unfair.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (BvTrf)
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (fpVC1)
Posted by: Grape Juice Plus at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (ufJfM)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Miklos has random thought at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (BbopU)
Well, yeah.
How else would CNN know what to ask unless they got the questions from the WH in advance?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin
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And this is where Trump would be wise to yank the debate off-course like it was a world leader he was shaking hands with.
"So instead, what do you think of that, Joe?"
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: one-eyed cat peeping in the seafood store at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Ybhj0)
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Dm8we)
1. The seats actually be toilets so that Biden can discreetly go poo poo as many times as he wants.
2. The entire nation to receive an adrenochrome injection prior to the debate so that Biden seems less weird.
3. All statistics banned from debate as math is for nerds, racists, and racist nerds.
4. Trump must whip a black person at some point during the debate and talk like Foghorn Leghorn.
5. Jake Tapper is allowed to invoke the vets at least twice to condemn something Trump says.
Posted by: Robert's Rules of Disorder at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
"Mr President, exactly how good would you say your econom----"
"GO 'WAY, BAITIN'!!!!"
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (VoAdT)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (r6RlF)
Hence the opportunity for Tapper to say "We seem to have lost Mr. Trump's signal" or "We're having technical difficulties" at critical moments, while keeping the camera on Biden at center stage.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Socratease at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (t8Egx)
And then watch Dems complain the expecting an i1 yr old man to stand for 90 min minus 2 commercial breaks is cruelty to an elder.
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism, in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 17, 2024 03:22 PM (DUkZq)
https://tinyurl.com/2js4fyj8
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:22 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 17, 2024 03:22 PM (hs23C)
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (BvTrf)
Assuming it's not on a slight delay and edited, at the very least cameras only showing what the producers want viewers to see (no live audience).
Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at June 17, 2024 03:22 PM (lg881)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 17, 2024 03:22 PM (CWTWj)
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WHY
I know why, but I want to hear the Handlers say why
explain why
Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2024 03:22 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Anna Puma
Only got the lifeguard job because of the ADA
Posted by: Miklos suspects at June 17, 2024 03:23 PM (BbopU)
I thought he was in great shape, running around the WH lawn, throwing balls, and all around spry?!?
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2024 03:23 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:23 PM (LX4y3)
Whether that's true or not, or if the Trump campaign agreed to hastily is debatable.... but it wasn't going to go well for either of them. Probably better for Trump, but the media would still distort the actual debate... if not outright edit it for *biden's benefit.
I think the reality is that *biden's too far gone to have a rational discussion on any given topic. But that's not the preferred narrative.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Cus5s)
No one is allowed to wake Biden up, or animate him.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (w6EFb)
Also, Abe Lincoln is a big stinker.
Posted by: General George McClellan at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (JQiMb)
Posted by: Tell me, Jake, are the lambs still screaming? at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:20 PM (v0R5T)
Three toddlers to stand near Biden might be more to the point
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (eoQWY)
Abortion, climate change, trans rights, J6, convicted Felon statement and Ukraine.
Taper and Bash are going to ask about things no one cares about.
Guaranteed.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (fpVC1)
If I'm Trump, I gift him a rocking chair and blankey.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: DudeAbiding at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (setIA)
Posted by: reason at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (HjUvk)
Posted by: wth
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His wife and two daughters.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (bQ/08)
This isn't some contingency. They knew their horse came up lame when they struck the bargain. They can run him or not.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (LX4y3)
Taper and Bash are going to ask about things no one cares about.
Guaranteed.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2024 03:24 PM (fpVC1)
"How long has it been since your last rape, Mr. Trump?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 03:25 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (r6RlF)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist
He has plenty of animus already, Fat
Posted by: Miklos is thinking quail for some reason at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (BbopU)
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"President Biden, tell us about your son Beau's tragic death in Iraq"?
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (i7Q7S)
Trump should fake him out by saying halfway through, "Hey, Joe, the debate is over. You can go out that way."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (r6RlF)
Stop it, you're giving them ideas.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (6IAhu)
https://tinyurl.com/vernoicabunny
Like this?
Or have you ordered the 1/2 scale fully poseable Tifa Lockheart?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (8480Y)
https://youtu.be/WpE_xMRiCLE?si=SGs-MoZjpW6plzgt
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 03:26 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (u73oe)
It was such an obvious fraud election, and that could not be a more direct Election Interference scam. "Let the process play out" would take the process into 2025, with more trials and fake convictions to come.
Posted by: illiniwek at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (Cus5s)
The Biden on the Bidet debate -- watch Joe shit out of both ends, live and on screen!
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (XeTAE)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (u/Zei)
We regret the error. -Ed.
Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (/7KEl)
Radio news is playing bits of new Biden ad calling Trump CONVICTED FELON!!!!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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What a dumb mistake. Trump supporters (including the Black ones) are waving Convicted Felon around like covfefe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (Tvyd+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2024 03:27 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:28 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Dirk Manley at June 17, 2024 03:28 PM (T0ulU)
Blood squirting from his eyes, vomiting, screaming and then spontaneously combust?
How about just slumping over and falling to the floor?
A girl can dream.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 03:28 PM (tBR8T)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2024 03:28 PM (a1415)
What if Trump says yes? And then doesn't sit down himself. What kind of visual would that be?
Posted by: Funkotron at June 17, 2024 03:28 PM (dPmj/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:28 PM (8480Y)
Far enough away from November that it will be forgotten by then.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:28 PM (MvF+J)
Trump should only agree if he gets something in exchange. Demand something he knows they won't give, like adding Tucker Carlson as a 3rd questioner.
Posted by: Socratease at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (t8Egx)
_________
Or a microphone under Joe's seat.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 03:29 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Miklos hates Taco Tuesdays because of Todd at June 17, 2024 03:29 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 17, 2024 03:29 PM (T38aJ)
Trump, from the very beginning, should have demanded that the debate is videotaped in its entirety by his campaign to combat sneaky edits, etc.
Posted by: Cheri at June 17, 2024 03:29 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:29 PM (BvTrf)
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 03:29 PM (7keno)
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Note that Trump's popularity with minorities is surging.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.
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What a dumb mistake. Trump supporters (including the Black ones) are waving Convicted Felon around like covfefe.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office "
The dems are spending 50 million on this "character matters" campaign.
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (vFG9F)
Agreed but, for every minute he sits he has to spend 10 minutes walking on a treadmill and while answering the next question.
Three breaks?
Agreed but, only if he does 25 push-ups before leaving the stage.
Basically, every counter should be to expose and insinuate how weak and frail Biden is.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (YqUuT)
Posted by: Dirk Manley at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (T0ulU)
Posted by: Doesn't Pass the Sniff Test at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (K+3RJ)
Biden will ride a hoverround or a jazzy to the podium.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (+oR7L)
Posted by: Miklos has random thought at June 17, 2024 03:21 PM (BbopU)
You have Mileymail.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: JOE at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)
Fireside Chats
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:31 PM (8480Y)
Trump fault is rapidly becoming a losing excuse.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 17, 2024 03:31 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:31 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2024 03:32 PM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: fd"
And Fox "News" Radio gleefully plays the clips.
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2024 03:32 PM (vFG9F)
Biden has to do Hunter's taxes during the break.
Posted by: Miklos has Ideas at June 17, 2024 03:32 PM (BbopU)
You might as well make it the biggest circus you can. If they say "Brandon's feeble ass needs to be planted on a chair so he doesn't keel over," then I say "fine, your wish is granted, but it has to be a commode. You can do Jacuzzi brand if you like. They make a nice toilet for your incontinent candidate to sit on."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 03:32 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 17, 2024 03:32 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 17, 2024 03:32 PM (FthWa)
How are you today Madame
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (BvTrf)
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (vFG9F)
Fu*k.'em!
An honest and just judicial system matters more.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (W/lyH)
.. I see this as a rule benefiting Trump. Joe Biden has no inherent energy to project, so even a minimal clapping audience adds life to the debate. Expect a very boring debate.
I don't expect the CNN moderators to ask any really useful questions. I will all be about the process, not governing.
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (RHGPo)
"Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn't shown up for a debate," Biden said in a video message his campaign posted to social media. "Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal."
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (7keno)
The dems are spending 50 million on this "character matters" campaign.
Posted by: fd at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (vFG9F)
"The Biden administration has opened the doors and invited every gang, cartel and thug enterprise to freely roam America. They're raping, pillaging and murdering Americans in America's streets. It's Joe's 'character' that Americans can no longer afford."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Miklos has an appetite at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
Trump's campaign is selling all kinds of merch like shot glasses with his mug shot on it with the writing - Mug Shot. They are rolling with the felon moniker and raking in cash.
Posted by: Cheri at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (oiNtH)
>>Far enough away from November that it will be forgotten by then.
You think Biden is going to improve between the debate and the election?
He's disintegrating before our eyes into a tub of goo. Obama led him around the other night like a nursing home aide, and that was at a fundraiser where all he had to do was smile and not crap his pants. The White House is now claiming media pool video is "deep fake" because Biden's brain is gone.
Trump is holding the Rorschach position right now. No matter what Biden does Trump isn't locked in with him, Biden is locked in with Trump.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (r6RlF)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: JROD at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Funkotron
Just one more thing Joe's people never even considered. It would scream feeble to everyone.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * levitating above the madness at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (T38aJ)
Posted by: fd"
LMAO "character matters", eh?
Gee I wonder how Paul Ryan of all people got four weeks notice on it?
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (BvTrf)
You might as well make it the biggest circus you can. If they say "Brandon's feeble ass needs to be planted on a chair so he doesn't keel over," then I say "fine, your wish is granted, but it has to be a commode. You can do Jacuzzi brand if you like. They make a nice toilet for your incontinent candidate to sit on."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 03:32 PM (0FoWg)
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I'm sorry, but Montec assured me that Trump's performance at the first debate lost him just enough real votes so that the cheat could work.
Also, the third debate was canceled for no real reason whatsoever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 03:34 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 03:34 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:19 PM (XkYcA)
I remember when Hillary and Bernie had that debate and Hillary went to the shitter for like 2 hours.
What was she doing in there...Where were Chuck Berry's cameras when I needed them most.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2024 03:34 PM (XRpj3)
"Donald Trump lost two debates to me in 2020. Since then, he hasn't shown up for a debate," Biden said in a video message his campaign posted to social media. "Now he's acting like he wants to debate me again. Well, make my day, pal."
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (7keno)
Ok. We'll try this again from the top.
"Biden Message: take #348......ACTION!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (MvF+J)
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Yep. That visual alone will send a powerful message to any potential "undecideds" who are watching.
FJB will appear weak and incoherent, regardless of his actual performance.
Trump stands strong and vigorous. In a way, it's using the Soviet propaganda playbook against them.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 03:34 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 17, 2024 03:34 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:34 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Miklos has an appetite at June 17, 2024 03:33 PM (BbopU)
Eggzackly.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 17, 2024 03:35 PM (w6EFb)
Fireside Chats
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 17, 2024 03:30 PM (NtVYv)
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Joe's coat tails catch on fire.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 03:35 PM (MoZTd)
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Yes, the guy who took showers with his daughter and money from Russian gangsters and the CCP is of model character.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 17, 2024 03:35 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Dirk Manley at June 17, 2024 03:35 PM (T0ulU)
Like the millions the Bribem crime family raked in off of foreign marks. Of course the Bribem family was the mark but that's mostly the Chinese stuff.
The Ukraine stuff was laundering American foreign aid.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2024 03:35 PM (0Gnoc)
>>What was she doing in there...
That is one question I really don't need to be answered.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:35 PM (r6RlF)
Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (jbnUc)
No audience? Why would they not sit down?
Posted by: MarineVet at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (VcZlJ)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (WPL6O)
And yes the Skuld one is very problamatic
What no Peorth with bunny ears?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Miklos suspects at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (W+TLY)
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (MvF+J)
1) it highlights how unfair
2) it exposes how they have to rig it in his favor
3) the Biden people nor the media actually watch Trump anymore.
They are going to be way overconfident.
Recall, the debate Trump "lost" in 2020 was because they goaded Trump into over-talking. That's their plan, Trump the bully.
They don't know the energy Trump will bring nor that he's going to be way more upbeat, comfortable and friendly than Biden.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (YqUuT)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2
Trump needs to use another Stones song as his music. Can't you hear me knocking would be perfect.
Y'all got cocaine eyes, yeah you've got speed freak jive.
Posted by: CaliGirl at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (6IAhu)
Posted by: Miklos suspects at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (BbopU)
As shown in 2020, it doesn't matter where the main breaks, they can shut everything down because of it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
If he sits, he shits. And I hope Trump is close enough that he can let the world know he's smelling what Alzheimer Joe is selling.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (dGCAG)
Joes going to say he didn't get impeached or convicted of 34 felonies.
Joe's going to say Beau died for his country but Trump didn't.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (0Gnoc)
He should find any reasonable excuse and quit the debates now.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (VuZH8)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (WPL6O)
Putting something up Joes ass could.. ahem, cause a bodily function re-action if you know what I mean
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (Akjoo)
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Please ignore Hunter's laptop and Ashley's diary.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (fs1hN)
This creates a situation where Biden won't even be able to try to interrupt.
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (RHGPo)
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But enough about Hunter. Let's discuss illegal border-crossing.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: MarineVet at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (VcZlJ
Because "they" don't want to sit down.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (BvTrf)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (LX4y3)
Yeah, that's what they were. Bipartisan.
ESAD.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (xCA6C)
Also, "the moderator(s) should be selected by the broadcast host from among their regular personnel, so as to avoid a 'ringer' or partisan."
The Biden campaign said debates have been "structured like an entertainment spectacle and not a serious exchange of ideas that reflect the enormous stakes of the election." With that in mind, the campaign said the debate should not have an in-person audience full of "raucous or disruptive partisans and donors, who consume valuable debate time with noisy spectacles of approval or jeering," Dillon wrote in the letter.
Furthermore chants of Fuck Joe Biden and U S A will not be tolerated!
"As was the case with the original televised debates in 1960, a television studio with just the candidates and moderators is a better, more cost-efficient way to proceed: focused solely on the interests of voters," Dillon wrote.
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 03:39 PM (7keno)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:39 PM (8480Y)
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Please ignore Hunter's laptop and Ashley's diary.
Seriously? They're just teeing it up for Trump's ads.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:39 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)
That is one question I really don't need to be answered.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:35 PM (r6RlF)
Transfusions take time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:39 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Rectally Enhanced Debate Champ Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: JackStraw
It is a continuing source of joy to me that Alan Moore is still pissed off that Rorschach had such a favorable reception here in the States and elsewhere.
"You're not supposed to like Rorschach! He's a parody of Steve Ditko's Mr. A! You probably would have voted for Thatcher or Reagan!"
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (VuZH8)
Your move assholes.
They can a) let him stand while Biden sits, highlighting Biden's weakness. b) cancel the debate, highlighting Biden's weakness or c) Biden can also stand, and show what a tottering decrepit fossil he is. Highlighting Biden's weakness.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (YqUuT)
Trump doesn't have to defend his record.
He goes in, let's everyone know he knows he's not really debating Biden, that Biden isn't in charge of anything, and it's all the rest of you people who should be ashamed of yourselves for putting on this sham that the decrepit old man on the stage with him is being made to be up past his bedtime.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (dGCAG)
True. I'm all in favor of getting rid of the audience, and the moderators, who are nothing of the sort.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (xCA6C)
"Right wingers rejoice at layoffs at the Southern Poverty Law Center."
You are actually correct about this one , HuffPo. At least this right winger does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (XkYcA)
The building where the debate is held explodes and collapses, solving the Democrats' problems completely.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (RHGPo)
Thanks for all the $100/ft painted bike lanes, Joe!
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:41 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Undecided Voter at June 17, 2024 03:41 PM (K+3RJ)
Trump can sneak a fly in and let it go.
Trump can shake Joe's hand and then use Purell. Wave stink away from nose.
Posted by: torabora at June 17, 2024 03:41 PM (0Gnoc)
They don't know the energy Trump will bring nor that he's going to be way more upbeat, comfortable and friendly than Biden.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2024 03:37 PM (YqUuT)
So he should channel congenial Reagan? That might work if he can goad Joe into threatening to take him behind the school.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 17, 2024 03:41 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Miklos hates Taco Tuesdays because of Todd at June 17, 2024 03:29 PM
Yeah, screw those guys!
Posted by: Carl at June 17, 2024 03:41 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: steevy at June 17, 2024 03:41 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at June 17, 2024 03:42 PM (a1415)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 17, 2024 03:42 PM (ZtgZZ)
Says "WHOAH! Do NOT go in there!"
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 17, 2024 03:42 PM
"Stand up, Joe!"
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (ZANHd)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (07+Zf)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (8480Y)
Trump should bring in a signal jammer. Just flip it on at the start of the debate. My prediction - Biden will "freeze" the moment the jammer is turned on.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (nLFEI)
Posted by: torabora
If they shake hands, Trump should use a joy buzzer.
Posted by: Miklos suggests at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (BbopU)
Sitting in a storage unit in Reseda, a forgotten treasure waiting to be discovered.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:44 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 17, 2024 03:36 PM (WPL6O)
I know that's right! Hahahaha...Joe will be wiggling like a glow worm when that thing goes off.
Yeah! Oh Yeah!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2024 03:44 PM (XRpj3)
I'm sure Trump knows it too.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:44 PM (r6RlF)
Challenge Joe to stand up and prove he can move around. Even if they object, what can the viewers deduce if they have to protect Joe from standing up?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 17, 2024 03:44 PM (FthWa)
This creates a situation where Biden won't even be able to try to interrupt.
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 03:38 PM (RHGPo)
Let the cameras show Alzheimer Joe, every time he sits, and every time he gets up.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)
Yes, but as I mentioned in an earlier thread, if they overdo the partisanship, it turns from a positive into a negative for them. It won't be an easy needle to thread.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (ZtgZZ)
Posted by: Nova Local at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (exHjb)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway
Hmmmm
A very comfy chair. Recliner. And slippers. And a bankie.
Posted by: Miklos further suggests at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (BbopU)
may the telemarketers discover the phone number
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (8480Y)
Let the cameras show Alzheimer Joe, every time he sits, and every time he gets up.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)
They won't do anything to put Biden in a compromising light in any way, shape or form.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (QNSds)
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A: Americans losing their jobs don't care about abortion, climate change, trans rights, J6, convicted Felon statement and Ukraine.
Americans dying from drugs coming across our borders and their families don't care about abortion, climate change, trans rights, J6, convicted Felon statement and Ukraine.
Americans who can't afford groceries don't care about ....
Etc., etc.
Quit worrying it's rigged and start cheating to win.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (YqUuT)
Posted by: ...
I am well, thank you. A bit stiff and sore from slinging broken chunks of concrete all weekend. And the heat! Have mercy it was hot out there. But the concrete is gone and we move on to fill dirt and tilling.
How is yourself?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (4XwPj)
A very comfy chair. Recliner. And slippers. And a bankie.
Posted by: Miklos further suggests at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (BbopU)
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Blimey! I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (MoZTd)
Errrr...
Posted by: Kamelahela at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (w6EFb)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (Akjoo)
Don't forget the lies disguised as questions.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (BvTrf)
________________
"Repeat the last line."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (07+Zf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (LHPAg)
I'm sure Trump knows it too.
Posted by: JackStraw
He could suggest they get a room at one of his hotels.
And Ashley
Posted by: Miklos, classy like you wouldn't believe at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Bete
Yep, and Rorschach willingly gives up his life because he won't play along with Ozymandias and perpetrate the lie. He's one of those characters who escaped from the author's intentions, and Moore's read on him simply no longer matters.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Wow, what did your husband do to deserve that treatment?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 03:47 PM (7keno)
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
Gotta say I like all the pictures but was shocked at the prices.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (4XwPj)
Hey, good for you, I was less busy than that which is fine with me. Everything is good considering it's Monday etc.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (BvTrf)
Beware if Biden begins with 'e4.' DJT should not reply. Even DJT can't beat the computer at chess.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Miklos, thinks Joe's punch cards are out of order and some are missing at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (BbopU)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (YqDXo)
unless white sticky stuff is the substance.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:48 PM (8480Y)
Errrr...
Posted by: Kamelahela at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (w6EFb)
She'll be easy enough to shove aside. Give her a credit card, tell her to go shopping. She's the first woman president. That's all that's necessary.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 03:49 PM (MoZTd)
I've been imagining all the James Bond spy mikes that could be deployed for Biden so they can Charley-McCarthy him through this.
Really tiny, almost impossible to detect.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 17, 2024 03:49 PM (ZtgZZ)
Trump should ask Biden if he's comfortable, or needs anything. A drink, perhaps.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (8480Y)
The podium Biden will be using is actually a walker. You can tell because it has 2 tennis balls on the bottom of it.
Posted by: Frank Barone at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (+oR7L)
wouldn't you agree
Posted by: Don Black
.......
case in point: Kamalama at the Swiss summit
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)
Really tiny, almost impossible to detect.
Posted by: Mr Gaga at June 17, 2024 03:49 PM (ZtgZZ)
This is about me, isn't it........
Posted by: Jim Acosta at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
I don't see how Biden can remain the candidate if he doesn't debate. The entire world is talking about his decline. It's not really debatable at this point. Nobody would believe Biden is refusing to debate Trump because of the moronic trial in NYC. They will know he is not even up for a debate that he asked for and set the terms.
It's not just the presidency Democrats have to worry about. Biden could depress Democrat turnout and cost them a bunch of seats in both Houses.
If he doesn't debate he can't be the candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (r6RlF)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:51 PM (LX4y3)
His Justice reform bill got raves in Detroit this week end.. The list is a long one..
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 03:51 PM (7keno)
i saw a biden campaign ad on yootoob the other day. 30 second ad with ten cuts. you'd think even biden could do a 30 second ad in one take, even if they had to let him try a couple or thirty times
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 17, 2024 03:22 PM (CWTWj)
The editor from Taken 3 needs a new job, like the shot of Liam Neeson going over the fence.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 17, 2024 03:51 PM (n+4am)
He'll be War President of WW3 by then. People won't be thinking about debates much.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 03:51 PM (MvF+J)
Agree. The point at which he can credibly withdraw, if it ever existed, is long gone. He's stuck.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:51 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:52 PM (BvTrf)
If he doesn't debate he can't be the candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (r6RlF)
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As long as the GOP has people like DeWine and the Ohio legislature, Democrats have nothing to worry about in terms of turnout.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2024 03:43 PM (Akjoo)
Don't forget the lies disguised as questions.
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (BvTrf)
This is why debates should be moderated by someone willing to ask hard questions of both candidates. Like the Cenobites.
Posted by: America, we have such sights to show you at June 17, 2024 03:52 PM (K+3RJ)
Posted by: A Jaded Vietnam Vet at June 17, 2024 03:52 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM
Shot of B-12, Vitamin C, and crank?
Posted by: Private Hudson at June 17, 2024 03:52 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)
They won't do anything to put Biden in a compromising light in any way, shape or form.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
It should be easy for Trump to allude to it, and then if CNN balks at it, he can ask them how many times they showed Biden struggling to get up and sit down? And if they harumph at him bringing it up, he can make a s simple comment: I think it's important the American people know whether their president is frail and old, it matters.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 17, 2024 03:52 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: America, we have such sights to show you at June 17, 2024 03:52 PM (K+3RJ)
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Lots of shoulds in this world.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: JackStraw
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I heard this in Jackie Chiles' voice.
Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (iZbyp)
On every question touching domestic policies, he needs to tie the Dems to the millstones of immigration and the economy.
On every question touching foreign policies, he needs to tie the Dems to the millstones of support for Hamas terrorists and the never-ending corruption in the Ukraine. As well as China being a bad actor tied to the Biden family personally.
FJB will try to distract with stupid platitudes about abortion, J6, Trump's conviction, and greedy corporations. I don't think people will buy into that.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: Private Hudson at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Gref at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (zJYu0)
Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (JLq/1)
Posted by: DaveA at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (8sMut)
On every question touching foreign policies, he needs to tie the Dems to the millstones of support for Hamas terrorists and the never-ending corruption in the Ukraine. As well as China being a bad actor tied to the Biden family personally.
The attack dogs...errrr...moderators will structure every question as yes/no, with both answers being impossible to defend. Trump will tell them to FO and answer as he pleases. Most GOP types would simply accept the question as structured.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (BvTrf)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Northernlurker
Are you related to Mack E. Avelli?
Posted by: Private Hudson at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (JwHpX)
They were afraid Biden would revert to cat mode and chase the dot into the audience.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (JLq/1)
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This among the craziest theories I have heard.
Just think on it for a while.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Private Hudson at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)
_____________
"Hot cocoa, Joe?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (YqDXo)
Trump should fake him out by saying halfway through, "Hey, Joe, the debate is over. You can go out that way."
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's office
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That's what they are afraid of. Trump faking Joe doing something totally normal.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (/7KEl)
Let's face it, Joe wil 100% nod off if he's sitting there, so Trump should bring an alarm on stage with him.
Posted by: Rbastid at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (KKUSX)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (n17eQ)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 17, 2024 03:54 PM (JLq/1)
Playing dumb or exaggerating cognitive decline requires even greater intelligence than not even Biden has had on his BEST day. This is the same dude that was caught red-handed plagiarizing MP Neil Kinnock in 1987.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (8sMut)
If he doesn't debate he can't be the candidate.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (r6RlF)
I like that.
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (OiAR7)
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I'd like to see FJB name just ONE and cite the statute that Trump violated.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 03:57 PM (8480Y)
"Hot cocoa, Joe?"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 03:56 PM (YqDXo)
"I've got plenty of Diet Coke on my plane......"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:50 PM (xCA6C)
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"Hot cocoa, Joe?"
Geritol? Prune juice?
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 03:57 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 03:57 PM (fwDg9)
Tell us you never leave the Beltway without telling us you never leave the Beltway, Chris.
Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at June 17, 2024 03:57 PM (AMBt6)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
play the sound of running water and watch the squirming
Posted by: Private Hudson at June 17, 2024 03:57 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (OiAR7)
"I actually broke no laws, unlike Hunter, smoking crack and lying on a federal form."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)
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Imma expecting WWIII in late August.
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (n17eQ)
Also, the media is focusing on how fair the Hunter Biden jurors were while giving no coverage to how unfair the Trump jurors were. There is a motive behind their madness.
Hunter Biden’s Lawyers Filed Motion for New Trial in Federal Gun Case, Only to Withdraw It Shortly After
Hunter can't get a pardon or commutation of sentence if he is pending a new trial
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (RHGPo)
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The obvious expedient: have questions posed by a supporter of the other candidate.
That ensures that pointed questions will be asked, and the substance of those questions not given to the other candidate.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (YqDXo)
Game over man. Game over
Posted by: Private Hudson at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (dzZCL)
Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at June 17, 2024 03:57 PM (AMBt6)
There's something beyond the Beltway?
Posted by: Chris Cilizza at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (LX4y3)
Posted by: ... at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (BvTrf)
More than once.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (bQ/08)
++++
Certainly possible.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (d04cU)
If he doesn't show, he will lose the election IMHO. Unless he really does have a very sophisticated system to cheat at the ballot box, fixing it with special "operatives" across the country who will rig the machines or otherwise fix it for Trump. If he shows up, Biden will absolutely destroy him with calm and reason and truth. I hope a drug test will be mandatory, tho.
I remember how he skulked behind Hillary when she was speaking. She was too polite to say "OK, Donald. STOP IT! Get back to your podium and behave yourself!" Dementia can turn abruptly violent. Alzheimer's families know there is a time to lock up everything, especially scissors and knives. Nothing is 100% safe with dementia around.
Frisk Trump for earbuds. Coaching is the only way he could be coherent!
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (n17eQ)
________________
Guns of August, 2.0.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (wtvvX)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)
Just today we see a news report that theNorks have added 20 nukes to their arsenal.
Ahhhh...just like that? Damn! They do metallurgy and manufacturing good!
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Biden has nothing to gain and Trump has nothing to lose.
I can't emphasize this enough:
99% of the persuadable voters watching have not seen anything, if at all, of Trump live in 4 years.
It's all been highly edited and clipped video, at most. But mostly, paraphrases (or flat lies) of what he said and partisan reactions to that.
"That's not the Trump they have been trying to sell me and who is that old man?"
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (YqUuT)
Are you kidding?
When's the last time Biden answered a question or gave shhhpeachhh (the Biden equivalent of a speech) without reading right off his script? End line, new paragraph."
Isn't this exactly why not having notes would benefit Trump?
Posted by: brainy435 at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (cXPTC)
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 17, 2024 03:58 PM (n17eQ)
The Fourth through the Twentieth. Stay out of Birmingham. And Minsk.
Posted by: General Sir John Hackett at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (8sMut)
How come he hasn't been brought up on drug charges?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Even in his prime, Biden struggled with simple shit like "reading" and "not being a demon."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Chris Cilizza
Dragons and dog-headed people. You'd better stay inside the Beltway, where you're safe.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (v6JzV)
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Some weapons-grade projection there.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (JCZqz)
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These people laugh at us for not believing that a dozen batches of ballots, all identical in number and composition, being dumped one after the other as legit, by the way.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (7keno)
Does he pronounce his name like "pizza?"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (JLq/1)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 17, 2024 03:59 PM (JCZqz)
Projection much ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Hubbymayhem used the jackhammer that broke the concrete and a sledge hammer to whittle down the chunks to a size I can pick up. He was not buried under any concrete. We were both hurting by the end of the day.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (4XwPj)
Team Yankee reporting for duty
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (8480Y)
_________________
A couple of brain surgeries certainly did not help.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (wtvvX)
Living people are typically livelier than the dead.
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (Dgo06)
One side has demanded stricter standards for voter security, and the other wants no standards at all. Explain your assertion in light of this fact.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (xCA6C)
By the same token, if there was a credible substitute, he or she would have been subbed in by now. While the Toricelli Option is always on the table, the later it's used, the worse it looks.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (mSufQ)
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (fwDg9)
FJB has publicly said he wants to take DJT out back and beat him up.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Bete at June 17, 2024 03:53 PM (LX4y3)
Holy phrasing, Batman!
(Yes, I know what you're referencing. But still.... phrasing!)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not otaku enough at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (dtlDP)
Ahhhh...just like that? Damn! They do metallurgy and manufacturing good!
Posted by: Diogenes
.......
Think they might sell a couple to Iran?
Cash on the barrelhead, American dollars in hundred dollar bills.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)
How is that not legit?
Posted by: Lyndon Baines Johnson at June 17, 2024 04:02 PM (8sMut)
FJB has publicly said he wants to take DJT out back and beat him up.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (MvF+J)
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Yep. Here's your big chance, Joe.
Posted by: Weasel at June 17, 2024 04:02 PM (JwHpX)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (xCA6C)
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That they're asserting ballot box stuffing on the part of the GOP is interesting.
I mean...in what locales would these massive amounts of ballot box stuffings happen FOR the GOP?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)
Think they might sell a couple to Iran?
Cash on the barrelhead, American dollars in hundred dollar bills.
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
BLOW
UP
THE EMBASSY
Posted by: Fearless Iranians From Hell at June 17, 2024 04:03 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, former college football game rigger at June 17, 2024 04:03 PM (NxMEn)
Kate "Ma" Barker was unavailable tor comment
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 04:03 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: N at June 17, 2024 04:03 PM (8XibL)
... this is rich
Posted by: SMOD at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (RHGPo)
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Well, $50 million certainly made SOMEONE rich...
Whether that money will make any difference is up for debate....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 04:03 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench)
Too bad I wasn't there. I love work. I could watch it all day.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 04:03 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 04:04 PM (8480Y)
Posted by: Simple Stevo at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (Dgo06)
You've never been to a Dead Man's Party, I see.
Who could ask for more?
Posted by: Oingo Boingo at June 17, 2024 04:04 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)
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A remote county in Idaho?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 04:04 PM (7fElN)
The press will praise FJB's stunning and brave show of Integrity by refusing to debate a convicted felon.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 04:04 PM (MvF+J)
We get so much of the raw news here, we don't realize just how tightly scripted and controled the media is now.
For 4 years, they have been able to only show the best of Joe while attacking what they made up about Trump, never showing Trump in full context.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 17, 2024 04:04 PM (YqUuT)
Poopy Joe will immediately start to eat it and forget why is there.
“Kill” him with kindness.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 17, 2024 04:05 PM (fpVC1)
How come he hasn't been brought up on drug charges?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Brain says there's pics of naked Hunter with a semi-auto pistol on the laptop. The pistol he was convicted for is a revolver.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 04:05 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 17, 2024 04:01 PM (8480Y)
Harold Coyle has entered the chat.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2024 04:05 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)
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A remote county in Idaho?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 17, 2024 04:04 PM (7fElN)
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DaveinFla did an analysis that showed that even in rural Idaho, there was a cheat going on...favoring Democrats.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 17, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)
Who controls the mics on of buttons?
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 04:06 PM (bQ/08)
>>Poopy Joe will immediately start to eat it and forget why is there.
At least Joe doesn't have to worry about brain freeze.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 04:07 PM (r6RlF)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 04:08 PM (bQ/08)
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 04:08 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Private Hudson at June 17, 2024 03:55 PM (dzZCL)
Yo yo yo!
Posted by: Tupac Shakur at June 17, 2024 04:08 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 04:08 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 04:09 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Saturday wasn't bad, sitting on the porch with a cool drink and a nice breeze.You would have enjoyed the show! But Sunday! Hoo boy! It was hot! And no breeze. Just miserable out there. The porch was not a refuge.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 17, 2024 04:09 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 17, 2024 04:10 PM (v6JzV)
Former NBA Player Royce White (
@Highway_30
) wrote “Free Trump” on his head for the Big 3 tournament.
https://tinyurl.com/2pnw5bm8
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 17, 2024 04:11 PM (7keno)
Posted by: wth at June 17, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: General Sir John Hackett
Now that is a reference! I remember reading his The Third World War and the The Third World War: The Untold Story back in the late Cold War period and the media sensation. Hackett had a gift for laying out the way things would likely go down if the balloon went up, but his idea of a limited exchange always seemed a trifle optimistic to me.
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 04:11 PM (u/Zei)
maybe trump can wear a tie clip that plays the imperial march whenever he's speaking.
Posted by: anachronda at June 17, 2024 04:12 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: John Drake Is Now At The Caspian Sea at June 17, 2024 04:11 PM (u/Zei)
The way he laid that out was plausible though. Birmingham was taken out as a warning from the Soviets that more was to follow. The US and UK basically said "Oh yeah? Watch this" and leveled Minsk, not only a major logistical center for the war, but also outside Great Russia. Everyone else not in the RSFSR lost their shit and the other SSRs were of the mind "Fuck you! We didn't sign up for this!" There was restraint in the West and in the East restraint was caused because suddenly the Soviet Union had bigger problems to deal with. Interesting book.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 17, 2024 04:23 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Gonzotx at June 17, 2024 04:51 PM (MwHgU)
Posted by: UnderCoverinLA at June 17, 2024 04:52 PM (DjpUC)
Posted by: Braenyard
The audio engineer, on orders from the director, who follows instructions from the frantic producer.
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at June 17, 2024 05:03 PM (iODuv)
Otherwise known as the Hamas method of negotiation.
Posted by: wodun at June 17, 2024 06:07 PM (kmNtT)
"Right wingers rejoice at layoffs at the Southern Poverty Law Center."
You are actually correct about this one , HuffPo. At least this right winger does.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2024 03:40 PM (XkYcA)
Now the Center would have more money to actually help a poor person.
Posted by: Oldcat at June 17, 2024 08:22 PM (eoQWY)
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