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Turtles and Bears Cafe

turtlesaysohai.jpg
O hai
Philip Waller Photography

Ninja turtle.

Scrubbing the "little turtle," if you know what I mean.

Giving a turtle a speed boost.

Very cute: at a dog shelter, a mom is reunited with her puppies and, after some initial confusion, is crazy happy.

Reuniting a golden with his puppy.

A service dog meets his favorite Disney character. Note the Pluto doll in his mouth.

Get out of here, bear!

Dumb people gather to get a picture with a wild bear and then find out what "wild" means. (No violence.)

Dangerous bear misinformation.

Meanwhile, bears are encouraging this. We really need to talk about the crisis in bears. David Spade tried to warn us. (Whoops, David Spade not David French. Robot brain.)

Bald eagle majestically snatches up a (disappointingly small) fish.

This poor dog wasn't let out to go to the bathroom, so now he's turtling across the carpet.

These videos may be color-shifted images of the northern lights, or this just might be CGI, but they're cool either way.

I really want to get the full video: Aunt Janice: Cruel MILF.

i got u some flowers but i ated them

Neat slide but I can't stop thinking about how small those guardrails are. It's a Latin country, I doubt the rainbow colors are for "pride."

The real trick will be to design a wingsuit that doesn't make you look like a total goof.





Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:20 PM




Comments

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1 Didn't we have the turtle/tortoise discussion last week?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2024 07:22 PM (QNSds)

2 I needed a binky!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 17, 2024 07:22 PM (MeG8a)

3 Those reindeer look like the product of poorly cast patronus charms.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 17, 2024 07:26 PM (xJpub)

4 I like turtles!

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 17, 2024 07:27 PM (NwihF)

5 Israe puts reflectors on the dromedaries and camels in country.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 17, 2024 07:29 PM (qZEuM)

6 So I need an Instagram account to see the vids? The hell?

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 17, 2024 07:30 PM (NwihF)

7 Israel

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 17, 2024 07:30 PM (qZEuM)

8 Binkies don't look like the most efficient way of getting around.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 17, 2024 07:31 PM (xJpub)

9 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

10 Rons nooded?

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 17, 2024 07:31 PM (NwihF)

11 Mr Aspirin Factory, next you'll be telling us they put lasers on sharks! Just kidding.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:32 PM (7iAr4)

12 Are sea turtles really turtles or are they tortoise(s)?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2024 07:32 PM (QNSds)

13 Like a frightened turtle!

Posted by: Jerry Seinfeld at June 17, 2024 07:32 PM (6gW4D)

14 My wife just got on a plane to come home, she missed her connection in Hawaii and had to take an alternate flight.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 07:33 PM (D7oie)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:35 PM (Zz0t1)

16 Sponge!

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:35 PM (7iAr4)

17 Our cats would not have been kind to a turtle, especially on a skate board

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

18 I do have a rather nice hash, do I not?

Posted by: Miklos adds this to the list at June 17, 2024 07:37 PM (BbopU)

19 ***O hai***

//www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcLdbsrSngA

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 07:39 PM (E78bp)

20 Sponge!
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:35 PM (7iAr4)


Word.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:40 PM (Zz0t1)

21 It's turtles all the way down.

Posted by: blaster at June 17, 2024 07:40 PM (IFNME)

22 Miklos, that is very fitting. I am having trouble contacting our friend so I can complete my promise to you so do this.
murphywong at peoplepc dot com.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:40 PM (7iAr4)

23 I do have a rather nice hash, do I not?

Posted by: Miklos adds this to the list at June 17, 2024 07:37 PM (BbopU)


Not fair!

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2024 07:41 PM (QNSds)

24 Screw turtles and bears.

There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.

Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay at June 17, 2024 07:41 PM (8sMut)

25 I sent an email to JT this morning asking how he was but no reply yet.
He's been awol several days.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2024 07:41 PM (Ka3bZ)

26 I've always had cats and for about 15 years kept box turtles. The cats gave them wide berth and were kind of scared of the reptiles. I had one box turtle since he was a tiny baby and he would always run to me and run after the cats if he had a chance to. No fear at all.

Posted by: Testudo! at June 17, 2024 07:42 PM (V5BDR)

27 The difference between a turtle and a tortoise is a tortoise is a guy that won't go downtown with you beating up turtles.

Posted by: Tortoise Carlin at June 17, 2024 07:42 PM (Zz0t1)

28 vmom, I sent one yesterday and no reply either.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:42 PM (7iAr4)

29 Giving the turtle a speed burst reminded me of the movie Bye Bye Birdie with Ann Margaret. Damn that scene changing her clothes in her room while singing a song was like porn to this kid.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 07:42 PM (rWvc2)

30 murphywong at peoplepc dot com.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:40 PM (7iAr4)


Try the link for the TxMoMe in the main sidebar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:43 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Ben Had I think he lives alone- I hope he's ok.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2024 07:43 PM (Ka3bZ)

32 "at a dog shelter, a mom is reunited with her puppies and, after some initial confusion, is crazy happy."

I cried again, darnit.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

33 Screw turtles and bears.
There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay.
Posted by: There Is Nothing More Important Than Being Gay

Screwing turtles and bears makes you much weirder than just Gay.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY)

34
We got the autopsy report on Spark. It was a heart attack that killed him. There was nothing we did to him to cause it or could have done for him to save him.

Now we have to determine if his siblings have the same issue, which may have a genetic component. If so, there are medications that can help.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

35 Chuck Norris crossed paths with a bear in the woods once. The Bear laid down and pretended to be dead.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 07:45 PM (rWvc2)

36 I have turtles coming out of my ass on my property this year. Big, medium and small. They march around at different times of the day and feed at my wildlife feeders and whatever else I place out. Turtles have great eyesight and can move fast when they want to. I pick up one here and there and they snap back into their shell with a "whoosh".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2024 07:45 PM (R/m4+)

37 Ben Had I think he lives alone- I hope he's ok.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2024 07:43 PM (Ka3bZ)


She....and if something happened I'm quite sure Rancher Bob or Cow Horse Queen would've said something to various Horde members.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:45 PM (Zz0t1)

38 Have taken notice JT hasn't been around, don't remember him saying any trips

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

39 vmom, I have his address but I think I'll wait a little longer to call for a wellness check

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:45 PM (7iAr4)

40 Evening.

So, here I am. The highway is closed cuz something, apparently, caught fire.

And I'm bored.

And I'm feeling the need to shit.

Fuck my life.

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 07:45 PM (5C05x)

41 I have turtles coming out of my ass

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 17, 2024 07:45 PM (R/m4+)


Seems odd. You should get that checked by a doctor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:46 PM (Zz0t1)

42 "Aunt Janice: Cruel MILF."

Removed, decayed, or destroyed?

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

43 39 oh, I am glad you have his address.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2024 07:47 PM (Ka3bZ)

44 Today I learned that in Finland they use to have about 4,000 reindeer/ car accidents a year so they paint their antlers with reflective paint and this is vaguely terrifying

It was a good idea until one of them got on an airplane runway and caused taxiing planes to collide.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 07:47 PM (DgGvY)

45 Night of the Living Turtle

Posted by: George Romero at June 17, 2024 07:47 PM (6gW4D)

46 Several Instagram video launch failures for me here. Maybe it's my browser. *shrugs*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 17, 2024 07:47 PM (mH6SG)

47 Sponge, we are checking on JT and I'm trying to send something to Miklos. Conversation is crossing streams. Sorry for the confusion everybody.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:47 PM (7iAr4)

48 Ben HaduButker

Communication has been established.

Technical details are being analyzed and an Action Plan developed.

Posted by: Miklos, the Beebop Carnivore at June 17, 2024 07:48 PM (BbopU)

49 have turtles coming out of my ass

During pride month?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle at June 17, 2024 07:49 PM (5cMXi)

50 'Screw turtles and bears.'

'I have turtles coming out of my ass...'

What is it with you people? Has the world gone mad?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2024 07:49 PM (roH4R)

51 Our cats would not have been kind to a turtle, especially on a skate board
Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

Which ones are on the skateboard, the cats or the turtle?

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 07:49 PM (5C05x)

52 Mokl0s @ 23-
I lost mine in the power outage.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 07:49 PM (LHPAg)

53 How do you like your burger?

Posted by: Fuck U Schumer at June 17, 2024 07:49 PM (ENQN6)

54 'I have turtles coming out of my ass...'

Better than the other way round IMHO.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 07:50 PM (MvF+J)

55 There are 30 foot turtle shells.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2024 07:50 PM (ENQN6)

56 Kindltot!

I bet you're happy she's on her way home!

P S. You did clean the house and throw out all the beer bottles, yes?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 07:50 PM (C3pSe)

57 So, Lawrence and Fred Fugen are a married couple. How sweet.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 07:50 PM (E78bp)

58 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

Sorry again about the little puppy, and thanks for the update. Hope medications can help the other little ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 17, 2024 07:50 PM (XkYcA)

59 Trying to organize my house after 15+ years of Hissy Fit.
I put all my reference books up high as she'd claw them. I appreciated her disdain.
Also had a contemplative conversation.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 07:51 PM (9yXr+)

60 Coonasses say a turtle has 5 meats.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2024 07:51 PM (ENQN6)

61 Sponge, we are checking on JT and I'm trying to send something to Miklos. Conversation is crossing streams. Sorry for the confusion everybody.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:47 PM (7iAr4)


Ah.....Ok. Me sticking my nose in the middle of conversations where I have no business NEVER happens, so.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:51 PM (Zz0t1)

62 A "binky" is the nickname you were sorry your 10 year old friend Franpsycho heard your dad call you once, and became your sole appelation for the next 40 years.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 07:52 PM (RIvkX)

63 nurse, I have something for Lucy.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 07:52 PM (7iAr4)

64 P S. You did clean the house and throw out all the beer bottles, yes?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 07:50 PM (C3pSe)

I cleaned the bathroom and all the dishes. I haven't had a beer in years.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 07:52 PM (D7oie)

65 How do you like your burger?
Posted by: Fuck U Schumer at June 17, 2024 07:49 PM (ENQN6)

———————-

Raw with cheese, please.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 07:53 PM (u73oe)

66 ———————-

Raw with cheese, please.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 07:53 PM (u73oe)


It's amazing no one has ever heard of Burger Tartar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Ya know whatever it is up ahead that's burning sure smell's delicious.

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (5C05x)

68 I haven't had a beer in years.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 07:52 PM (D7oie)



Your party guests, on the other hand......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Ben Had ! You are too kind. Lucy is a Fink.

Kindltot, I was just funnin with you.

I've been worried about JT. Prayers all is ok.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (CbH4K)

70 Hissy Fit:

FUCK your irreplaceable volume of Majakovskii poems you illegally imported from Belarus!
Feed me wet food!

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (9yXr+)

71 Hadrian, I'm so sorry about Spark.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (iZbyp)

72 Ya know whatever it is up ahead that's burning sure smell's delicious.
Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (5C05x)


That's because you have to shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (Zz0t1)

73 There are about 1.5 million deer car accidents in the United States every year resulting in about 200 deaths.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (rWvc2)

74 And Schumer needs to start wearing a bra.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (CbH4K)

75 Evenin'
(sips beer)

Gotta tee time tomorrow night. It will be a comfortable 92 degrees with DC humidity. Walking 9 holes.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (sAmhv)

76 There was an anti-Trump message on the eagle video.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (63Dwl)

77 I'm cleaning the kitchen and drinking right now.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (9yXr+)

78 So, Lawrence and Fred Fugen are a married couple. How sweet.
Posted by: Braenyard

Fred "Fahrfig" Fugen?

Posted by: Miklos, he seemed normal at school at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (BbopU)

79 Ya know whatever it is up ahead that's burning sure smell's delicious.
Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (5C05x)

———————-

Maybe a truckload of illegals caught fire?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (u73oe)

80 Ya know whatever it is up ahead that's burning sure smell's delicious.
Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 07:55 PM (5C05x)

Cattle truck catch fire?

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (rWvc2)

81 Tartare is good, excellent even. But you have to trust the supplier. Very high standards of cleanliness and sanitation. Is it even legal under the FDA regs?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (16bRC)

82 70

'Feed me wet food!
'
Our cats will NOT wait if it's wet food time.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (roH4R)

83 “The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.” -George Orwell

Do not watch the Uncle Joe videos.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (ENQN6)

84
Maybe a truckload of illegals caught fire?
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (u73oe)


Refried beans?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:57 PM (Zz0t1)

85 Your party guests, on the other hand......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

The one ones with whom we may have taken liberties?

Posted by: My Delta name is Miklos at June 17, 2024 07:58 PM (BbopU)

86 73 There are about 1.5 million deer car accidents in the United States every year resulting in about 200 deaths.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (rWvc2)

Now do pools.

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6)

87 There are about 1.5 million deer car accidents in the United States every year


What a waste of some good deer meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:59 PM (Zz0t1)

88 74 And Schumer needs to start wearing a bra.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (CbH4K)

Now do Jack Black

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2024 07:59 PM (ENQN6)

89 Kindltot!

I bet you're happy she's on her way home!

P S. You did clean the house and throw out all the beer bottles, yes?
Posted by: nurse ratched

And the dead hooker

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 17, 2024 07:59 PM (elaR+)

90 Sample audition reel for my planned movie "Crazy Drunk Florida B*tch in Cages:"
youtube.com/watch?v=qhYeGag-IP8

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:00 PM (MvF+J)

91 There are about 1.5 million deer car accidents in the United States every year resulting in about 200 deaths.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (rWvc2)

Now do pools.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6)

———————-

You’re starting a betting pool on how many people get killed by deer? You son of a bitch, I’m in!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 08:00 PM (u73oe)

92 There are about 1.5 million deer car accidents in the United States every year resulting in about 200 deaths.
Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 07:56 PM (rWvc2)

Now do pools.
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 17, 2024 07:58 PM (ENQN6)

There was a link about pools in Finland? 😀

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 08:01 PM (rWvc2)

93 I've tried macaroni tartare. Crunchy. Sticks to teeth.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:01 PM (MvF+J)

94 Trying to organize my house after 15+ years of Hissy Fit.
I put all my reference books up high as she'd claw them. I appreciated her disdain.
Also had a contemplative conversation.

Posted by: LenNeal
---
I'm late to offer condolences on the loss of the (awesomely named) Hissy Fit.

Many years ago, I had a kitten that enjoyed chewing and scratching my copy of the Anglo-American Cataloguing Rules. Just that book, no others.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2024 08:01 PM (iZbyp)

95 While not normally noted for their speed, turtles have been known to travel as fast as 24,790 mph. While experimenting in the 60s, the Soviets found that the turtles' tough shells are quite durable, but no match for the enormous friction encountered upon reentry.

Posted by: Turtle Facts at June 17, 2024 08:02 PM (vFG9F)

96 I guess Hissy Fit was on her way when she was a tiny kitten and attacked me while I was eating pizza. That tiny little ball of razor wire demanded SOMETHING and clawed at my plate. I got irritated and tossed her tiny little ass into a nearby chair and BOINK
She just bounced and came right back and in my face.
I'm like okay yeah you get a pepperoni slice.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:02 PM (9yXr+)

97 I've tried macaroni tartare. Crunchy. Sticks to teeth.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:01 PM (MvF+J)

Extreme Al Dente

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 08:02 PM (rWvc2)

98 Has anyone polled the reindeer if they like their woke antlers?

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

99 My wife just got on a plane to come home, she missed her connection in Hawaii
Posted by: Kindltot

I coulda hooked her up.

Wouldn't have though.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at June 17, 2024 08:02 PM (BbopU)

100 There are about 1.5 million deer car accidents in the United States every year resulting in about 200 deaths.
Posted by: polynikes

Is that counting people and deer or just deer?

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 08:03 PM (WXNFJ)

101 Go ahead, Pastor French. The bears love it when you pet them.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 17, 2024 08:03 PM (1bNHn)

102 Ya know whatever it is up ahead that's burning sure smell's delicious.
Posted by: Robert
---
Not Chuck Schumer's burgers, then.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2024 08:03 PM (iZbyp)

103 Extreme Al Dente
Posted by: polynikes

I saw Al Dente open for Tony Bennett in San Francisco.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 08:04 PM (WXNFJ)

104 I have no issue with Darwin Awards.


Your dumb ass gets out of your car and tries to take a selfie with a wild bear, you pretty much deserve to become scat on a trail somewhere.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:04 PM (Zz0t1)

105 Is that counting people and deer or just deer?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 08:03 PM (WXNFJ

Hah , just people thought I'm sure some deer died while trying to drive.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 08:05 PM (rWvc2)

106 I have eaten smoked reindeer from Sweden.

Very tasty.

Never see it at the Kroger.

Posted by: Miklos has a good use for some of those reindeer at June 17, 2024 08:05 PM (BbopU)

107 I saw Al Dente open for Tony Bennett in San Francisco.
Posted by: Tonypete


GLARE

Posted by: Sandy Donkeychompers at June 17, 2024 08:06 PM (BbopU)

108 12 Are sea turtles really turtles or are they tortoise(s)?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 17, 2024 07:32 PM

I could answer that, but my last turtleilan expostulation was disparaged by some.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher, Ensign, UFP Starfleet at June 17, 2024 08:06 PM (AMBt6)

109 I taste-tested two brands of gas station frozen burgers:
Big Az >> Deli Express

Microwave for extra flavor!

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:06 PM (MvF+J)

110
Never see it at the Kroger.
Posted by: Miklos has a good use for some of those reindeer at June 17, 2024 08:05 PM (BbopU)


There are a select few restaurants that serve deer meat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:06 PM (Zz0t1)

111 Seems Hadrian lost a pup to maybe indeterminate.
I'm sorry about that.
It does happen. Hope I'm not intruding with a condolence.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:07 PM (9yXr+)

112 Is it my imagination or are Karin Jean-Pierre's teeth looking sharper? She must be completing her transition to a vampire.

Posted by: Decaf at June 17, 2024 08:07 PM (unUNN)

113 irreplaceable volume of Majakovskii poems you illegally imported from Belarus!
Posted by: LenNeal

Illegally? Majakovskii's poems are state secrets? Belarus is an odd place.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 08:08 PM (DgGvY)

114 I've bought microwaveable burgers from HEB before. They actually weren't bad if you were in a hurry and didn't want to do any clean up.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 08:08 PM (rWvc2)

115 I hope the doggie and her puppies found a nice home.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 08:08 PM (oaGWv)

116 Is it my imagination or are Karin Jean-Pierre's teeth looking sharper? She must be completing her transition to a vampire.
Posted by: Decaf at June 17, 2024 08:07 PM (unUNN)


She's transitioning back into Sideshow Bob.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:09 PM (Zz0t1)

117 Jack Black is sure ageing badly and he is still a smug schmuck. If you were going to appear at a fundraiser for the president you might have shaved.

Posted by: Decaf at June 17, 2024 08:09 PM (unUNN)

118 Many years ago, I had a kitten that enjoyed chewing and scratching my copy of the Anglo-American Cataloguing Rules. Just that book, no others.
Posted by: screaming in digital

Are you back from Foreign Parts?

Singing James Brown "Living in America", where we have ice and A/C, which Englishters do not?

Posted by: Miklos just walked the dog around the block, needs a Beverage that is cold at June 17, 2024 08:09 PM (BbopU)

119 114 Deli Express tastes like 50% oatmeal, 50% maybemeat.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

120 >>Is that counting people and deer or just deer?


I helped a buddy deliver a boat to Michigan a few years ago. Drove across I-80 in Pennsylvania both ways.

I counted over 20 dead dear each direction plus some things that couldn't be identified but were more than likely deer.

Pretty drive but it's like driving through the killing fields. Do not drive after dark unless you are feeling lucky.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 08:10 PM (r6RlF)

121 I could answer that, but my last turtleilan expostulation was disparaged by some.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

By someone who looked strikingly like me, but with a goatee.

Posted by: also Wesley Crusher at June 17, 2024 08:10 PM (DgGvY)

122 I have not had a slice of cheddar cheese for 15+ years without giving pieces to Hissy Fit. She demanded cheddar cheese.

Other cheese Eh.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:10 PM (9yXr+)

123 Jack Black is sure ageing badly and he is still a smug schmuck. If you were going to appear at a fundraiser for the president you might have shaved.
Posted by: Decaf at June 17, 2024 08:09 PM (unUNN)


Did I see correctly that Trump took more money out of Cali than Biden's 'star' studded event did?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Your dumb ass gets out of your car and tries to take a selfie with a wild bear, you pretty much deserve to become scat on a trail somewhere.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I noticed in the side bar to the video those dumb asses are called "tourons".

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 08:11 PM (oaGWv)

125 The guy in the pick-up right in front of me stepped out and just took to a piss right behind his door.

Jeez, guy, use an empty bottle.

Posted by: Robert at June 17, 2024 08:11 PM (8h04I)

126 There are a select few restaurants that serve deer meat.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden



I wouldn't call Bubba Joe Jr's backyard "select".

Posted by: Miklos needs another freezer at June 17, 2024 08:11 PM (BbopU)

127 Not sure why as don't know deer habits but seeing lots of dead deer on roads these last two weeks

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 08:11 PM (fwDg9)

128 You guys talking turtles?

Posted by: Gamera at June 17, 2024 08:11 PM (6gW4D)

129 I counted over 20 dead dear each direction plus some things that couldn't be identified but were more than likely deer.

Pretty drive but it's like driving through the killing fields. Do not drive after dark unless you are feeling lucky.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 08:10 PM (r6RlF)


Drive from North TX to Indianapolis, we saw 80 deer carcasses on the sides of highways. More doe than buck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

130 Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:10 PM (Zz0t1)

I guess Tech people have more money than Actors.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 08:12 PM (rWvc2)

131 I counted over 20 dead dear each direction plus some things that couldn't be identified but were more than likely deer.

Deer + passenger car = deer corpse

Deer + 18-wheeler = something like King Charles' portrait

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 08:12 PM (DgGvY)

132
I noticed in the side bar to the video those dumb asses are called "tourons".
Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 08:11 PM (oaGWv)


Fitting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)

133 The guy in the pick-up right in front of me stepped out and just took to a piss right behind his door.

Jeez, guy, use an empty bottle.
Posted by: Robert

I used to work security at our local mall and I would catch people doing that all the time.
Even worse, they would pull onto the property just to do it.

Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale at June 17, 2024 08:14 PM (elaR+)

134 6gW4D)

129 I counted over 20 dead dear each direction plus some things that couldn't be identified but were more than likely deer.

Pretty drive but it's like driving through the killing fields. Do not drive after dark unless you are feeling lucky.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 17, 2024 08:10 PM (r6RlF)


Drive from North TX to Indianapolis, we saw 80 deer carcasses on the sides of highways. More doe than buck.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:12 PM (Zz0t1)
‘Well, buck that!’
Jane D’Oh

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 08:15 PM (LHPAg)

135 The guy in the pick-up right in front of me stepped out and just took to a piss right behind his door.

Jeez, guy, use an empty bottle.
Posted by: Robert

I used to work security at our local mall and I would catch people doing that all the time.
Even worse, they would pull onto the property just to do it.
Posted by: Erebus- ex-killer whale

Not easy to get the Chinese handcuffs on that

Posted by: Miklos so imagines at June 17, 2024 08:15 PM (BbopU)

136 ‘Well, buck that!’
Jane D’Oh
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 08:15 PM (LHPAg)


I certainly hope she's doing ok.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:16 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Sponge, she is.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 08:16 PM (7iAr4)

138 We got the autopsy report on Spark. It was a heart attack that killed him. There was nothing we did to him to cause it or could have done for him to save him.

Now we have to determine if his siblings have the same issue, which may have a genetic component. If so, there are medications that can help.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Poor little guy. Well he's with his mom now and I hope the pups get a clean bill of health.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 08:16 PM (oaGWv)

139 The book, I ordered it from Ukraine before the more recent, and it is a textbook.
My favorite part is vulgar cartoons in pencil mocking Communism.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:18 PM (9yXr+)

140 Sponge, she is.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 08:16 PM (7iAr4)


Good to hear.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:18 PM (Zz0t1)

141 Sponge, she is.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 08:16 PM (7iAr4)


Good to hear.
Posted by: Sponge

Most Excellent (I think)

Posted by: Miklos indeed so hopes at June 17, 2024 08:20 PM (BbopU)

142 My wingsuit would have truck balls. On both sides.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2024 08:21 PM (fY84s)

143 138 I lost cats Buddy and Marble to heart failure. When a cat reclining in the sphinx position has front legs splayed, with all his weight on his chest, that's a symptom they both displayed. I saw it in Marble and got her right to the vet, who said nothing to be done. She died three days later. I saw it in Buddy, and he died on the way to the vet.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:21 PM (MvF+J)

144 Good to hear.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Yes it is good to hear. I've thought about her many times this year and hoped she would show up here once in a while.

Posted by: Tuna at June 17, 2024 08:21 PM (oaGWv)

145 That dude on a mountain bike going down the steps is insane-o.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2024 08:22 PM (rJ7Hd)

146 I got the book off Etsy and it was shipped as a collectible

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:22 PM (9yXr+)

147 Good evening, friends!

Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 08:22 PM (pZEOD)

148 My wingsuit would have truck balls. On both sides.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

A proper ballsuit would have wings.

Posted by: Miklos is just guessing here at June 17, 2024 08:23 PM (BbopU)

149 Are you back from Foreign Parts?

Singing James Brown "Living in America", where we have ice and A/C, which Englishters do not?

Posted by: Miklos
---
I have returned to the Land of the Waffle House!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 17, 2024 08:23 PM (iZbyp)

150 Long should have had lights out time but napped almost a hour this afternoon. Will pay for this in tje morning

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 08:23 PM (fwDg9)

151 Truck balls would mess up the aerodynamics.

Any large balls would.

That's why I don't fly.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 17, 2024 08:24 PM (rJ7Hd)

152 How do trucks dress for balls? Formal?

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:24 PM (MvF+J)

153 Tuna, she just very busy between having to take over the business and all of her church functions . She misses you all and will return when things slow down

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 08:24 PM (7iAr4)

154 I have returned to the Land of the Waffle House!
Posted by: screaming in digital



Tel everybody at #1263 I said Hi!

Posted by: Miklos actually has a List at June 17, 2024 08:25 PM (BbopU)

155 I think Hissy Fit just did Old Age.
15+ years on a pile of rescue kittens, from a hole in the ground in my back yard?
Her kidneys and organs failed. She did a good run and is buried on the property of Her House.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:25 PM (9yXr+)

156 I have returned to the Land of the Waffle House!
Posted by: screaming in digital



Waffle House. Also known as Tiger Woods' Deli and Meat Market.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 08:25 PM (Zz0t1)

157 109 I taste-tested two brands of gas station frozen burgers:
Big Az >> Deli Express

Microwave for extra flavor!

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:06 PM (MvF+J)

Big Az makes a mean McRib sort of thing. Usually packed towards the back of the freezer. In a corner. Expired.
Nobody but me eats them. I've made it my mission to consume them all.

Might be long pork.

I hate myself for loving them.

Posted by: Reforger at June 17, 2024 08:26 PM (xcIvR)

158 I miss Hissy Fit.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:27 PM (9yXr+)

159 157 Enough to satisfy hunger for $6. Not unpalatable.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:27 PM (MvF+J)

160 The HEB microwaveable meatballs aren't bad either and taste good when covered in a good sauce in a pasta bowl.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 08:29 PM (rWvc2)

161 Piper, go to NRCHA.org and look for fence work videos. This is what we do.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 08:29 PM (7iAr4)

162 Now there is only Spatula Kitty, who is just dumb.
She's not a bad cat, she is just not very smart.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:30 PM (9yXr+)

163 Never see it at the Kroger.
Posted by: Miklos has a good use for some of those reindeer at June 17, 2024 08:05 PM (BbopU)

that's odd. And they even carry salt cod seasonally!

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 08:30 PM (D7oie)

164 Has the Kraken been released yet?

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2024 08:31 PM (X+Ku8)

165 Hugely disappointed in the animal kingdom after watching those tourist videos. Those bears and sea lions need to seriously step up their maim game....

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 17, 2024 08:31 PM (69OPG)

166 164 No standing.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:32 PM (MvF+J)

167 'sup ??

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2024 08:32 PM (V13WU)

168
She misses you all and will return when things slow down
Posted by: Ben HaduButker

Thank you for this information.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 08:32 PM (63Dwl)

169 I think the seal lions are cute.

Posted by: Dr. Varno at June 17, 2024 08:32 PM (X+Ku8)

170 LenNeal sorry about Hissy Fit

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 17, 2024 08:32 PM (Ka3bZ)

171
Those bears and sea lions need to seriously step up their maim game....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

If only they combined resources...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 17, 2024 08:33 PM (63Dwl)

172 Leatherback turtles are great..until they decide to bite your finger with those sharp teeth, thinking it's a sardine !

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2024 08:33 PM (V13WU)

173 153 Tuna, she just very busy between having to take over the business and all of her church functions . She misses you all and will return when things slow down
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 08:24 PM (7iAr4)
Our moron family has had a long journey, rough in places, fun in some. We still have each other. That's the thing.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 08:34 PM (LHPAg)

174 Eromero, Amen.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 08:35 PM (7iAr4)

175 172 Softshells, Razor jaws.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:36 PM (MvF+J)

176 Happy Watergate Break-in Day

Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2024 08:36 PM (/7KEl)

177 159 157 Enough to satisfy hunger for $6. Not unpalatable.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:27 PM (MvF+J)

My addiction started at $3.50 and they were 35% bigger. I remember when they shrunk. Easy to pic out in a freezer, then all the bigger ones were gone.
Same price.

Posted by: Reforger at June 17, 2024 08:36 PM (xcIvR)

178 Tell it, brother.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:37 PM (MvF+J)

179 I wonder how many prospective wingsuit fliers get killed or badly injured on their learning phase?

Posted by: Ciampino - It's not a bird at June 17, 2024 08:37 PM (qfLjt)

180 How do trucks dress for balls? Formal?
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata

They wear a truxedo, of course.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 08:37 PM (DgGvY)

181 Memorial day going to town to see the parade on opposite side of road a policeman was getting a broom out from the trunk to help a very large turtle get across the road. No idea what kind but a Snapping Turtle is only thing here I know to get that big

Posted by: Skip at June 17, 2024 08:37 PM (fwDg9)

182 Enough to satisfy hunger for $6. Not unpalatable.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot

I'll have one, if you pay

Posted by: Starving Ethiopian kid with flies in his eyes for about 20 years at June 17, 2024 08:38 PM (BbopU)

183 The binky.
Kinda what I do when I finish with Aunt Janice.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 08:39 PM (W/lyH)

184 180 Ha!

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:39 PM (MvF+J)

185 And they even carry salt cod seasonally!
Posted by: Kindltot

Salt season or Cod season?

Posted by: Miklos needs a new codpiece SOON at June 17, 2024 08:40 PM (BbopU)

186 Good evening, friends!
Posted by: Piper at June 17, 2024 08:22 PM

Hello, Piper! Did you have a good day at the barré?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2024 08:41 PM (AMBt6)

187 Len Neal,
I would enjoy seeing a picture of Hissy Fit on the pet thread. Please consider sending one.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 17, 2024 08:42 PM (d8mPq)

188 Waffle House. Also known as Tiger Woods' Deli and Meat Market.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

I ask if they still do the Nine Iron Special

Posted by: Tiger Woods at June 17, 2024 08:42 PM (BbopU)

189 LenNeal sorry about Hissy Fit
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion'

No, she had an astonishing run for a kitten that should have died in a hole in ghetto! I have pictures of me ripping up a porch to rescue a dying litter whose small mother had abandoned them.
Hissy Fit just decided I was her MA-AYAN! (head swivel) her man and that was that. My daughter always referred to Hissy Fit as my Cat Wife. Jealous as all get out, hated my sister, not a fan of my own child, the house was HER HOUSE.
And, This is My Man. Dont come near my man.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:42 PM (9yXr+)

190 Slow-motion binkies.
A binky is the playful, twisting leap that a rabbit makes, expressing excitement or joy.

I do this whenever there is cake.

Posted by: Cakesniffer at June 17, 2024 08:43 PM (K+3RJ)

191 I wonder how many prospective wingsuit fliers get killed or badly injured on their learning phase?
Posted by: Ciampino
---------

Pfft.

Posted by: Offroad bicyclists at June 17, 2024 08:45 PM (XeU6L)

192 Len Neal,
I would enjoy seeing a picture of Hissy Fit on the pet thread. Please consider sending one.
Posted by: nurse ratched'

I will, she was a piece of Work.
Everyone who ever met her said she was bigger than life.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:45 PM (9yXr+)

193 Rockchucks with flowers.

I feel the same way about them as I do for millionaire Chuck Schumer placing government cheese on his raw government burger patty for the camera on Father's Day.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2024 08:45 PM (fY84s)

194 Waffle House. Also known as Tiger Woods' Deli and Meat Market.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

I ask if they still do the Nine Iron Special
Posted by: Tiger Woods at June 17, 2024 08:42 PM (BbopU)

That's always a hit.

Posted by: Michael Skakel at June 17, 2024 08:46 PM (qZEuM)

195 Saw a bald eagle grab a trout from the water hazard at the local golf course once. Majestic!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 08:46 PM (W/lyH)

196 192 Excellent!

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:46 PM (MvF+J)

197 Those bears and sea lions need to seriously step up their maim game....
Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher

If only they combined resources...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.'

Sci-Fi Channel says Call Us!

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:46 PM (9yXr+)

198 And they even carry salt cod seasonally!
Posted by: Kindltot

I read that as curry salt cod, and thought, wow, I haven't been in a 7-11 in a long time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2024 08:48 PM (AMBt6)

199 Sealionbearnado.

Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata at June 17, 2024 08:49 PM (MvF+J)

200 Actor Ian McKellen, 85, hospitalized but expected to make a full recovery after falling off of a London stage during a fight scene. [Playing Sir John Falstaff.]

https://tinyurl.com/8vmkwswb

||Although Ian McKellen has entertained countless people around the world with his movie and TV show appearances, as is the case with so many actors, he got his start on the stage and continues to go back there. Since April, McKellen has been keeping busy at the Noël Coward Theatre in London, England with Player Kings, an adaptation of Henry IV Parts One and Part Two that began its 12-week run on the West End back in April. Unfortunately, word’s come in that McKellen fell off stage during his most recent performance, though the good news is he’s expected to make a “speedy and full recovery” after being hospitalized.||

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 08:49 PM (ZdexC)

201 Ugh my brother wants me to go to northern China.
Holy Hell. It's not that expensive but I'm kind of tired of his moral myopia.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:49 PM (9yXr+)

202 Sealionbearnado.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot Soppressata'

I'm in!

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:50 PM (9yXr+)

203 "I wonder how many prospective wingsuit fliers get killed or badly injured on their learning phase?
Posted by: Ciampino"

I doubt there are many "badly injured". Slamming into the ground at 100 mph exceeds design tolerances.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2024 08:51 PM (vFG9F)

204 That's always a hit.
Posted by: Michael Skakel

*rimshot!*

Posted by: in the style of Doc Severinson at June 17, 2024 08:52 PM (BbopU)

205 Why are all my brothers so amoral?
One is an engineer who goes to horrible places, I've been these outfits and it's appalling.
The other is NASA affiliated and he doesn't care what it takes as long as something gets into Space.

I ask them both, all the time, What do you feel is the moral effect of your actions?

Both a blank look.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 08:52 PM (9yXr+)

206 46 Several Instagram video launch failures for me here. Maybe it's my browser. *shrugs*

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 17, 2024 07:47 PM (mH6SG) ----
I've been having problems too. Also with uTube. With the latter I have to refresh at least 3 times before it will play. Seems to be a feed problem

Posted by: Ciampino - FW woes at June 17, 2024 08:53 PM (qfLjt)

207 I doubt there are many "badly injured". Slamming into the ground at 100 mph exceeds design tolerances.
Posted by: fd
-------
It isn't the speed that does it...

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at June 17, 2024 08:53 PM (XeU6L)

208 I doubt there are many "badly injured". Slamming into the ground at 100 mph exceeds design tolerances.
Posted by: fd''

Yeah whatever we have norms to meet

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 08:54 PM (9yXr+)

209 Sealionbearnado.
Posted by: gp's Uncured Ballot

Sounds like some unmakeable sauce with 14 exotic ingredients on a pretentious cooking show.

Posted by: Miklos will stick with Justin Wilson, mes chers amis at June 17, 2024 08:54 PM (BbopU)

210 though the good news is he’s expected to make a “speedy and full recovery” after being hospitalized.||
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

Hope he gets Fetterman's doctor.

Posted by: Miklos notices a mils improvement in logic and clarity of thinking at June 17, 2024 08:56 PM (BbopU)

211 Actor Ian McKellen, 85, hospitalized [...] after falling off of a London stage during a fight scene.
Posted by: andycanuck

And yet, FJB [redacted].

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

212 I've ridden in Soviet old sheet metal cars speeding across highways and bridges and when someone says, 'They don't build them like that anymore!'
No they do not and it's a damn good thing.

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 08:57 PM (9yXr+)

213 It's snowing here. Two days ago it was 80 degrees, and I asked a repairman to move my lemon tree outside (too heavy for me). I hope it's hardy.

Posted by: Wenda at June 17, 2024 08:57 PM (4GhzG)

214 I asked a repairman to move my lemon tree outside (too heavy for me). I hope it's hardy.
Posted by: Wenda

And not a Laurel

Posted by: Miklos with Another Fine Mess at June 17, 2024 08:58 PM (BbopU)

215 MountainGoatGrizzlySasquatchRabbit II

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 08:58 PM (9yXr+)

216 "It's snowing here. Two days ago it was 80 degrees, and I asked a repairman to move my lemon tree outside (too heavy for me). I hope it's hardy.
Posted by: Wenda"

You are not in the heat dome? We're having a heat dome. A tropical heat dome.

Posted by: fd at June 17, 2024 08:59 PM (vFG9F)

217 66 ———————-

Raw with cheese, please.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 07:53 PM (u73oe)


It's amazing no one has ever heard of Burger Tartar.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 17, 2024 07:54 PM (Zz0t1)
----
Do those Tatars come with horses?

(Are Englishmen Tatars, they do say 'Ta-Ta' on leaving ....)

Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tartar may mean someting else at June 17, 2024 08:59 PM (qfLjt)

218 though the good news is he’s expected to make a “speedy and full recovery” after being hospitalized.||
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

—————-

Oooo, I’ve seen this one. Now he comes back as Ian the White, right?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 17, 2024 08:59 PM (u73oe)

219 MountainGoatGrizzlySasquatchRabbit II
Posted by: LenNeal

That wasn't scary until you got to the end.

Posted by: J. Carter at June 17, 2024 09:00 PM (DgGvY)

220 Miklos, communication received. Will forward activation plan.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:00 PM (7iAr4)

221 I kind of like this sea lion bear combo

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 09:00 PM (9yXr+)

222 Actor Ian McKellen, 85, hospitalized [...] after falling off of a London stage during a fight scene.
Posted by: andycanuck

I can take Lee...Leon....FAT

Posted by: Joey B, Undisputed World Cham-peein' at June 17, 2024 09:00 PM (BbopU)

223 Miklos, communication received. Will forward activation plan.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:00 PM (7iAr4)
===
The two of you talking in code like that is freaking me out, man.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 09:01 PM (RIvkX)

224 We got the autopsy report on Spark. It was a heart attack that killed him. There was nothing we did to him to cause it or could have done for him to save him.

Now we have to determine if his siblings have the same issue, which may have a genetic component. If so, there are medications that can help.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 17, 2024 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

Condolences, Hadrian.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:02 PM (8u3VD)

225 Miklos, communication received. Will forward activation plan.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:00 PM (7iAr4)
===
The two of you talking in code like that is freaking me out, man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 09:01 PM (RIvkX)


The chair is against the wall.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 09:02 PM (W/lyH)

226 Miklos, communication received. Will forward activation plan.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker
-------

Hold it...are we firing on Ft. Sumter again?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at June 17, 2024 09:02 PM (XeU6L)

227 SanFranpsycho, do not try to adjust the horizontal or vertical and all will be fine.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:03 PM (7iAr4)

228 So, Lawrence and Fred Fugen are a married couple. How sweet.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 17, 2024 07:50 PM (E78bp)

Official butt buddies.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:04 PM (8u3VD)

229 It's snowing here. Two days ago it was 80 degrees, and I asked a repairman to move my lemon tree outside (too heavy for me). I hope it's hardy.
Posted by: Wenda

You could cover it with a sheet overnight, maybe prevent its demise.

Can you scoot it close to the house?

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 09:04 PM (njWTi)

230 Miklos, communication received. Will forward activation plan.
Posted by: Ben Had

The two of you talking in code like that is freaking me out, man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Diogenes

I thought the "lemon tree" comment was one of those.

Posted by: mikeski lost his codebook at June 17, 2024 09:04 PM (DgGvY)

231 Actor Ian McKellen, 85, hospitalized [...] after falling off of a London stage during a fight scene.
Posted by: andycanuck

During Pride Month? Doesn't God know McKellen is Gay?

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 09:05 PM (rWvc2)

232 Can you scoot it close to the house?
Posted by: JQ

Or, alternatively, scoot the house closer to the tree.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 09:05 PM (WXNFJ)

233 The dumbest thing: Hissy Fit was a dairy predator. You could not leave a butter dish out. She'd get to it, or she'd rip off the lid and lick the butter. Totally disgusting. She'd get into drawers and cabinets to get it. Butter.
Didn't seem to bother her physically at all but she would do it, every time. Little cat burglar thief.

Now, I can leave the butter dish out.

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 09:05 PM (9yXr+)

234 And then the murders began.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 09:05 PM (RIvkX)

235 The two of you talking in code like that is freaking me out, man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Gonna be lit AF

Posted by: Miklos at Station HYPO deciphering JN-25b at June 17, 2024 09:05 PM (BbopU)

236 Gamera is good turtle and friend to all Japanese children.

Posted by: Little Iko at June 17, 2024 09:06 PM (V5BDR)

237 Ian McKellen has been Queen of England since I was a kid and I'm not young.

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 09:06 PM (9yXr+)

238 The chair is against the wall.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 17, 2024 09:02 PM (W/lyH)

Juan has a long bigote!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 09:06 PM (hOUT3)

239 And then the murders began.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Chill, dude

Posted by: the Killer Bees and the Murder Hornets at June 17, 2024 09:06 PM (BbopU)

240 No love for flying, venomous spiders?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 09:07 PM (RIvkX)

241 Will you be holding a lemon party then??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 09:08 PM (ZdexC)

242 Gamera is good turtle and friend to all Japanese children.'

"YES!"
That fifth Stooge who did a part in that first movie that might have been dubbed

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:08 PM (9yXr+)

243 95 While not normally noted for their speed, turtles have been known to travel as fast as 24,790 mph. While experimenting in the 60s, the Soviets found that the turtles' tough shells are quite durable, but no match for the enormous friction encountered upon reentry.

Posted by: Turtle Facts at June 17, 2024 08:02 PM (vFG9F)
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And there was me about to make some sarc remark about decimal commas!
(I have used both as I schooled both in Italian and English schools, so I'm comfortable with either.)

Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tartar may mean someting else .... at June 17, 2024 09:08 PM (qfLjt)

244 Gamera is good turtle and friend to all Japanese children.
Posted by: Little Iko at June 17, 2024 09:06 PM (V5BDR)

The Red Turtle is a Japanese style animation that's depressing as hell. Of course it gets 92% Rotten Tomato rating.

( written by a Dutch guy and French guy after visiting a Japanese animation company)

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 09:10 PM (rWvc2)

245 No love for flying, venomous spiders?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I'll take 'em behind the woodshed, FAT!

Posted by: AF1 Flying Cockroach Joe at June 17, 2024 09:10 PM (BbopU)

246 There is a so far unsubstantiated story that during that business in Central America (Grenada) that guys would call each other over the radio when the bugs would get stirred up from from the riverines:

"PAZUZU!"

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:11 PM (9yXr+)

247 Binary commas are all the rage.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at June 17, 2024 09:11 PM (XeU6L)

248 And there was me about to make some sarc remark about decimal commas!
(I have used both as I schooled both in Italian and English schools, so I'm comfortable with either.)
Posted by: Ciampino'

I still cannot deal with that comma.
No, it is $12.60
NOT
12,60L or whatever play money you use here.

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:13 PM (9yXr+)

249 Hold it...are we firing on Ft. Sumter again?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

Possible.

I do have a recipe for Charleston Artillery Punch.

That stuff probably explains a lot.

Posted by: Miklos may have stories one day at June 17, 2024 09:13 PM (BbopU)

250 207 I doubt there are many "badly injured". Slamming into the ground at 100 mph exceeds design tolerances.
Posted by: fd
-------
It isn't the speed that does it...
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc, etc. at June 17, 2024 08:53 PM (XeU6L)
Autorotate approximate speed when skids hit the ground might have been 50 mph true. Pieces/parts everywhere.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 09:13 PM (LHPAg)

251 No love for flying, venomous spiders?
Posted by: San Franpsycho

No. None at all.
Those things, are why we have aerosol hairspray & lighters.

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 09:14 PM (njWTi)

252 Binary commas are all the rage.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

My misplaced apostrophe is UP HERE

Posted by: the kids these days at June 17, 2024 09:14 PM (BbopU)

253 add that comma for Momma

Posted by: Don Black at June 17, 2024 09:15 PM (/7KEl)

254 The Red Turtle is a Japanese style animation that's depressing as hell. Of course it gets 92% Rotten Tomato rating.

( written by a Dutch guy and French guy after visiting a Japanese animation company)
Posted by: polynikes'

A very upbeat Japanese movie, it's easily available, is My Girlfriend Is A Cyborg/Cyborg/She.
It's actually quite smart, and charming.

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:15 PM (9yXr+)

255 Totally by chance I mentioned a Twilight Zone episode just now at Instapundit's and today is the anniversary of its airing!!!

Spooky, boys and girls!!!!

The Mighty Casey
Episode aired Jun 17, 1960
TV-PG 25m
Robert Sorrells in The Twilight Zone (1959)
A down-and-out baseball team's fortunes are lifted by a mysterious but seemingly unbeatable young player.

Spoiler: He's a "robot" but once given a heart to meet the league's demands to comply with "men on the field", he pities the players he's striking out and quits.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 09:15 PM (ZdexC)

256 233 The dumbest thing: Hissy Fit was a dairy predator. You could not leave a butter dish out. She'd get to it, or she'd rip off the lid and lick the butter. Totally disgusting. She'd get into drawers and cabinets to get it. Butter.
Didn't seem to bother her physically at all but she would do it, every time. Little cat burglar thief.

Now, I can leave the butter dish out.

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 09:05 PM (9yXr+)
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If you want to have a stray cat stay with you then you put butter on its front paws -- old Italian lore. My Mom did that twice and it worked, probably because cats love butter and forever hope to get more.
(your hash looks suspiciously like RPN).

Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tartar may mean someting else ... at June 17, 2024 09:15 PM (qfLjt)

257 https://tinyurl.com/8vmkwswb

||Although Ian McKellen has entertained countless people around the world with his movie and TV show appearances, as is the case with so many actors, he got his start on the stage and continues to go back there. Since April, McKellen has been keeping busy at the Noël Coward Theatre in London, England with Player Kings, an adaptation of Henry IV Parts One and Part Two that began its 12-week run on the West End back in April. Unfortunately, word’s come in that McKellen fell off stage during his most recent performance, though the good news is he’s expected to make a “speedy and full recovery” after being hospitalized.||
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 08:49 PM (ZdexC)

Must have been emulating his idol, Joe Biden.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:17 PM (8u3VD)

258 And there was me about to make some sarc remark about decimal commas!





Every tenth comma shall be put to death!

Posted by: Grammar Centurion Miklosius at June 17, 2024 09:18 PM (BbopU)

259 (9yXr+)

(your hash looks suspiciously like RPN).
Posted by: Ciampino

Qyxrt? Sounds like a mash-up of early-80s video games.

Posted by: mikeski fed quarters to both of them at June 17, 2024 09:19 PM (DgGvY)

260 Alas, no, the lemon tree is real, not code. But it is against the house, against stone, so perhaps that has held some heat.

Posted by: Wenda at June 17, 2024 09:19 PM (4GhzG)

261 Spooky, boys and girls!!!!



Now again, vis GOOSTO!

Posted by: Count Miklos Floyd at June 17, 2024 09:20 PM (BbopU)

262 I really liked Japan, or Hokkaido. I've learned since The Kid dragging me there out of default, she is astounded I liked it. I did not find it oppressive at all, and I'm as uncontrolled as anyone can be.
I think my favorite moment was in a souvenir shop in the Sapporo train station, in an obscure side tunnel, run by two very nice ladies. All the local folk craft things they had for sale were absurdly cheap and had been sitting there for almost 3 years.
I spent maybe USD$20 and I tried to out-bow the two ladies, and lost.
Not limber enough.

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:22 PM (9yXr+)

263 FUN FACT: Leonardo da Vinci proved that objects of different mass fall at the same rate by dropping turtles of various sizes off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:22 PM (jdHxK)

264 The fact that Ian McKellen is still a working actor at age 85 is kind of a morale boost.

I'm reading Judi Dench's autobio (Shakespeare: The Man Who Pays the Rent). She has recollections of working with him.

He was fascinating as Richard III, in a "concept version" of the play. It was filmed & is available. The director re-imagined Richard as a 1930s-style fascist leader.

Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (NLIak)

265 260 Alas, no, the lemon tree is real, not code. But it is against the house, against stone, so perhaps that has held some heat.
Posted by: Wenda at June 17, 2024 09:19 PM (4GhzG)

'Lemon tree very pretty, and the lemon flower is sweet...'

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (LHPAg)

266 FUN FACT: Leonardo da Vinci proved that objects of different mass fall at the same rate by dropping turtles of various sizes off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:22 PM (jdHxK)

Shelling the tourists?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (8u3VD)

267 Cicero, saling the seas?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (7iAr4)

268 FUN FACT: Leonardo da Vinci proved that objects of different mass fall at the same rate by dropping turtles of various sizes off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Posted by: Cicero

From which-

"It's turtles all the way down".

Posted by: Anthropomorphic Miklos at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (BbopU)

269 Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (7iAr4)

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Yes, finally. It's been quite a ride,

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:25 PM (jdHxK)

270 He was fascinating as Richard III, in a "concept version" of the play. It was filmed & is available. The director re-imagined Richard as a 1930s-style fascist leader.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (NLIak)

Richard III was a Socialist? Do tell...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:25 PM (8u3VD)

271 I read that as curry salt cod, and thought, wow, I haven't been in a 7-11 in a long time.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 17, 2024 08:48 PM (AMBt6)

I saw Gas Station Sushi open for The Flaming Assholes somewhere I can't remember in '94.

Posted by: Reforger at June 17, 2024 09:25 PM (xcIvR)

272 FUN FACT: Leonardo da Vinci proved that objects of different mass fall at the same rate by dropping turtles of various sizes off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:22 PM (jdHxK)

he did not

Posted by: runner at June 17, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU)

273 Cicero, sailing the seas?
Posted by: Ben HaduButker'

No, no, that is Shaka Zulu and his slave Socrates that discovered America.

Man, don't you read Howard Zinn?

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:26 PM (9yXr+)

274 Cicero, you must share the details.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:26 PM (7iAr4)

275 215 MountainGoatGrizzlySasquatchRabbit II

Posted by: LenNeal channels Lada at June 17, 2024 08:58 PM (9yXr+)

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I'll see your lab experiment gone wrong, and raise you a box office smashing

BearaCudaSeaLioNinjaTurte
(vs. MilleniatardPhonurbators)

Posted by: Matthew Kant Cipher at June 17, 2024 09:26 PM (69OPG)

276 "speed up the mauling process"

Ha.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 17, 2024 09:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

277 Salt cured herring with grits and eggs. Word.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 09:28 PM (LHPAg)

278 He was fascinating as Richard III, in a "concept version" of the play. It was filmed & is available. The director re-imagined Richard as a 1930s-style fascist leader.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (NLIak)
Richard III was a Socialist? Do tell...
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon'

In 1940 in Moscow Sergei Eisenstein put on a gala stage production of Wagner's Die Walkure for an adoring crowd of Soviet flacks. It didn't run long, the invited guests, from the German embassy including tank and strategic technicians, departed muttering the interpretation was 'too Kabbalist Jewish'.

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:30 PM (9yXr+)

279 Why the hell is an 85 year old bastard still duking it out on stage? WTF? Elder abuse.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2024 09:31 PM (fY84s)

280 The Guy who started Benihana. Rocky Aoki also opened a Sushi restaurant that introduced sushi to main stream America. This according to Food that Built America series.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 09:32 PM (SHMXB)

281 274 Cicero, you must share the details.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:26 PM (7iAr4)

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The short answer is, I've spent more than the boat is worth re-mounting the engine and installing new controls. Now I've got the mechanicals right but some of the rigging and hardware probably needs to be replaced. Since I paused the cosmetic work while I tried to figure out the engine issue, I have a lot of varnishing as well as painting ahead of me also.

The boat does sail though, so there's that!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:32 PM (jdHxK)

282 The Hollow Crown has been summoned.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:32 PM (7iAr4)

283 BearaCudaSeaLioNinjaTurte
(vs. MilleniatardPhonurbators)'

I guess I did take it into fantasy territory with the Sasquatch, and the rabbit...

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:32 PM (9yXr+)

284 277 Salt cured herring with grits and eggs. Word.
Posted by: Eromero

True dat!
But you need to be getting those herring out of the barrel of salt they were cured in, for the full experience!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 09:33 PM (hOUT3)

285 Salt cured herring with grits and eggs. Word.
Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 09:28 PM

Mmmm. Big fan here of kippers and eggs.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 17, 2024 09:33 PM (Wnv9h)

286
He was fascinating as Richard III, in a "concept version" of the play. It was filmed & is available. The director re-imagined Richard as a 1930s-style fascist leader.
Posted by: mnw at June 17, 2024 09:24 PM (NLIak)

that was a fun one, very stylish and well thought out.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 09:34 PM (D7oie)

287 Fried dry red wine cured salami in scrambled eggs with sourdough toast. Breakfast of Champions.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:35 PM (7iAr4)

288 272 FUN FACT: Leonardo da Vinci proved that objects of different mass fall at the same rate by dropping turtles of various sizes off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:22 PM (jdHxK)

he did not
Posted by: runner at June 17, 2024 09:26 PM (V13WU

I think he was kidding. I did recently finish reading a Leonardo biography by Walter Issacson. I don't think it was his intention at all but I came away with a lot less respect and admiration of his 'genius' after reading it.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 09:36 PM (SHMXB)

289 Big fan here of kippers and eggs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Keggers!

Posted by: teenage Miklos at June 17, 2024 09:36 PM (BbopU)

290 Salt cured herring with grits and eggs. Word.
Posted by: Eromero

Mmmm. Big fan here of kippers and eggs.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState

Pop turned me and my brothers onto, what he called, Blind Robin. I think that is the same thing as salted smoked herring.

My sisters and Mom would leave the room when he broke those out. Good times.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 09:36 PM (WXNFJ)

291 FUN FACT: Leonardo da Vinci proved that objects of different mass fall at the same rate by dropping turtles of various sizes off the Leaning Tower of Pisa.
Posted by: Cicero

Waste of caramel and peanuts, if you ask me …

Posted by: Adriane the Candy Sales Critic. . . at June 17, 2024 09:37 PM (TX4bP)

292 I spent maybe USD$20 and I tried to out-bow the two ladies, and lost.
Not limber enough.
Posted by: LenNeal

Heh. You're the customer. They're the employees. They have to bow deeper than you. Or hold the bow longer, or bow more times, or something.

Remember the Toyota recalls in 2010, where the CEO came out and gave a big apology speech and bowed, and the Japanese media gave him heck for not bowing the right way?

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 09:37 PM (DgGvY)

293 Ciampino, I had trouble with commas v decimal points when I lived overseas, I decided not to care, but then I also type times as [9.34] since it is easier than using the colon key, and I handwrite times as 9 34 since it is easier and I really don't care if anyone can read my personal notes.

sometimes I have to stop and check how many digits are after the period or commas, but that is life

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 09:38 PM (D7oie)

294 284 277 Salt cured herring with grits and eggs. Word.
Posted by: Eromero

True dat!
But you need to be getting those herring out of the barrel of salt they were cured in, for the full experience!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 09:33 PM (hOUT3)
Granny Eromero would pull the wax paper wrapped herrings out of a wooden box and soak them overnight. That would take a lot of the salt out.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 09:38 PM (LHPAg)

295 I think he was kidding. I did recently finish reading a Leonardo biography by Walter Issacson. I don't think it was his intention at all but I came away with a lot less respect and admiration of his 'genius' after reading it.
Posted by: polynikes

Your mistake may be reading or respecting anything from Walter Isaacson, a lifelong "journalist" of the lefty type with no scientific or technical background.

Posted by: Miklos offers kindly advice at June 17, 2024 09:38 PM (BbopU)

296 І gⲟt this web page from my friend who informed me about this website and now this time I am browsing this web page and reading very informɑtive articles here.

Posted by: chastiser at June 17, 2024 09:39 PM (RFM/S)

297 Heh. You're the customer. They're the employees. They have to bow deeper than you. Or hold the bow longer, or bow more times, or something.

Remember the Toyota recalls in 2010, where the CEO came out and gave a big apology speech and bowed, and the Japanese media gave him heck for not bowing the right way?
Posted by: mikeski'

I did have a moment of, '"Are we going to do this all goddam day?"

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:39 PM (9yXr+)

298 Your mistake may be reading or respecting anything from Walter Isaacson, a lifelong "journalist" of the lefty type with no scientific or technical background.
Posted by: Miklos offers kindly advice at June 17, 2024 09:38 PM (BbopU)

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Heh. I'm sure Leonardo was portrayed as gay.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:39 PM (jdHxK)

299 І gⲟt this web page from my friend who informed me about this website and now this time I am browsing this web page and reading very informɑtive articles here.
Posted by: chastiser

I'll alert the media. . . .

Posted by: Tonypete at June 17, 2024 09:39 PM (WXNFJ)

300 287 Fried dry red wine cured salami in scrambled eggs with sourdough toast. Breakfast of Champions.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:35 PM (7iAr4)
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Chopped up salame or bacon improves the flavor of scrambled eggs. True.

Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tartar may mean someting else .. at June 17, 2024 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

301 I have emptied my bank account due to commas more than once in foreign countries.

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:40 PM (9yXr+)

302 Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 09:37 PM (DgGvY)

I used to be a manager of a Tokio Marine Insurance claims office. The worst thing besides the stereotype of bad Asian drivers being true was their insistence of apologizing when they were not at all at fault for an auto accident.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 09:40 PM (SHMXB)

303 So in accordance with horde wisdom, I tiptoed out in the snow and swathed the lemon tree in an old sheet.

Do not tell my kids.

Posted by: Wenda at June 17, 2024 09:41 PM (4GhzG)

304 Are you a turtle?

Posted by: PabloD at June 17, 2024 09:42 PM (wOpWg)

305 >>>І gⲟt this web page from my friend who informed me about this website and now this time I am browsing this web page and reading very informɑtive articles here.

Posted by: chastiser

God help you. And bless you. Gird your loins.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at June 17, 2024 09:42 PM (fY84s)

306 Posted by: chastiser at June 17, 2024 09:39 PM (RFM/S)

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Your friend is a person of excellent discrimination and taste.

Tell me, what is your favorite thing about the blog? Is it the cruelty, or the vulgarity?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:42 PM (jdHxK)

307 Posted by: chastiser at June 17, 2024 09:39 PM (RFM/S)

Filthy spammer at 296.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:42 PM (8u3VD)

308 Heh. I'm sure Leonardo was portrayed as gay.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:39 PM (jdHxK)

It was indicated but not dwelled on but unfortunately the facts basically support he was.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 09:42 PM (SHMXB)

309 Wendy, limoncello in your future.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 17, 2024 09:43 PM (7iAr4)

310 Filthy spammer at 296.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:42 PM (8u3VD)

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Shhh. First we make them feel welcome, then we attack.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 17, 2024 09:43 PM (jdHxK)

311 He was fascinating as Richard III, in a "concept version" of the play. It was filmed & is available. The director re-imagined Richard as a 1930s-style fascist leader.
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I saw that on TV -- I assume the same one.

Did it have Richard give the "this is the winter of our discontent" speech while taking a leak in a urinal at whatever gala was being held for the real king?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 09:45 PM (ZdexC)

312 It was indicated but not dwelled on but unfortunately the facts basically support he was.
Posted by: polynikes

Isn't everybody? Like, forever?

Well, during Pride Month, at least.

Posted by: Miklos wonders how the species has been propagated at June 17, 2024 09:45 PM (BbopU)

313 I guess the Wisconsin Death Creature would be the Giant Oposso-Deer that jumps out in front of anything moving at night, then stuffs the survivors into their pouch to be raised as creepy hybrid drunken cannibal marsupials.

Then they put loose large objects onto unlit trailers and drop them into roads.

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:46 PM (9yXr+)

314 Wenda, the sheet *may* help protect the leaves from damage/dropping off later. Assuming this is just a quick, overnight frost...

Posted by: JQ at June 17, 2024 09:46 PM (njWTi)

315 Filthy spammer at 296.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Requires chastisement, ironically.

Posted by: mikeski at June 17, 2024 09:46 PM (DgGvY)

316 293 Ciampino, I had trouble with commas v decimal points when I lived overseas,

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 09:38 PM (D7oie)
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Since computers only understand decimal points, and computers are everywhere and control our lives, I don't even know if the comma is used as a decimal marker in Europe any longer. Anybody clarify?

Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tatar may mean someting else .. at June 17, 2024 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

317 Wendy, limoncello in your future.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker

The mysterious Gypsy lady knows.

Posted by: Miklos had a microwave stolen by some Gypsies once at June 17, 2024 09:47 PM (BbopU)

318 Filthy spammer at 296.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Requires chastisement, ironically.
Posted by: mikeski

OOO OOO ME ME ME

Posted by: Chasen Buttgig at June 17, 2024 09:47 PM (BbopU)

319 Fences have been put up around the Supreme Court. Guessing that they're about to announce something that the lefties won't like because there's no need for fencing for real Americans.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2024 09:47 PM (3ImbR)

320 Granny Eromero would pull the wax paper wrapped herrings out of a wooden box and soak them overnight. That would take a lot of the salt out.
Posted by: Eromero

The overnight soak was a requirement!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ THIS year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 17, 2024 09:48 PM (hOUT3)

321 I used to be a manager of a Tokio Marine Insurance claims office. The worst thing besides the stereotype of bad Asian drivers being true was their insistence of apologizing when they were not at all at fault for an auto accident.
Posted by: polynikes'

I recommend taking any Japanese colleague
1) fly fishing
2) shotgun trap shooting
3) golf driving range

I'm not kidding. Japanese are weird.

Posted by: LenNeal knows his stooges at June 17, 2024 09:49 PM (9yXr+)

322 Filthy spammer at 296.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 17, 2024 09:42 PM (8u3VD)

Yeah, check the linked email.
Soon we will be convinced by boobs to buy sneakers.

Posted by: Reforger at June 17, 2024 09:49 PM (xcIvR)

323 The turtle on the tiny skateboard chasing the cat got me. "Whatcha gonna do now, pusscake? I am speed! That's right cat, RUN!"

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 17, 2024 09:49 PM (O7YUW)

324 I used to be a manager of a Tokio Marine Insurance claims office. The worst thing besides the stereotype of bad Asian drivers being true was their insistence of apologizing when they were not at all at fault for an auto accident.
Posted by: polynikes'

All marine accidents involved the bow.

Posted by: Miklos-san at June 17, 2024 09:50 PM (BbopU)

325 The mysterious Gypsy lady knows.
Posted by: Miklos had a microwave stolen by some Gypsies once '

Leneal had an old Gypsy lady try to extort him for taking a photo with her in it, at night on the 2 Tram on Belgrade.
Leneal told her to fuck off.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 17, 2024 09:51 PM (9yXr+)

326 Yeah, check the linked email.
Soon we will be convinced by boobs to buy sneakers.
Posted by: Reforger

Unlikely.

Morons know their boobs.

Posted by: Miklos resta unconcerned at June 17, 2024 09:51 PM (BbopU)

327 Mandatory attendance? Me? Don't you know who I am?

Posted by: Aaron Rodgers at June 17, 2024 09:52 PM (SYTee)

328 All marine accidents involved the bow.
Posted by: Miklos-san at June 17, 2024 09:50 PM (BbopU)

And require a stern talking to.

Posted by: polynikes at June 17, 2024 09:52 PM (SHMXB)

329 All marine accidents involved the bow.
Posted by: Miklos-san at June 17, 2024 09:50 PM (BbopU)

Have a marine accident on my watch, and you will get a stern talking-to.

Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at June 17, 2024 09:53 PM (8u3VD)

330 You bet your ass I am.

Posted by: Eromero at June 17, 2024 09:53 PM (LHPAg)

331 And require a stern talking to.
Posted by: polynikes

Ugh

Posted by: Miklos hates those "All Hands on Deck" meetings at June 17, 2024 09:53 PM (BbopU)

332 Soon we will be convinced by boobs to buy sneakers.
=======
Ugg Juggs

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 09:54 PM (ZdexC)

333 All marine accidents involved the bow.
Posted by: Miklos-san'

Took me a minute.

Posted by: LenNeal bows in respect at the joke at June 17, 2024 09:54 PM (9yXr+)

334 The two of you talking in code like that is freaking me out, man.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 17, 2024 09:01 PM (RIvkX)

Wait until you find out what Jaques has been doing with that mustache of his.

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 17, 2024 09:56 PM (89Sog)

335 Frost in June. Wyoming, Montana, North Dakota, South Dakota, or Idaho?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 17, 2024 09:58 PM (qZEuM)

336 I coulda hooked her up.

Wouldn't have though.
Posted by: Barry Soetoro'

Isn't this how 'CONTAGION' starts?

Posted by: LenNeal watched it while quarantined in Serbia at June 17, 2024 09:58 PM (9yXr+)

337 What the USSC is looking at:

https://tinyurl.com/45rvzjwt

Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tatar may mean someting else ... at June 17, 2024 09:58 PM (qfLjt)

338 Man accused of being the lookout during the prison killing of James "Whitey" Bulger sentenced to time served.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 09:59 PM (ZdexC)

339 .

NOOD ONT

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 17, 2024 10:00 PM (O7YUW)

340 What the USSC is looking at:
https://tinyurl.com/45rvzjwt
Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tatar may mean someting else ... at June 17, 2024 09:58 PM (qfLjt)
~~~~~

The Chevron case is another one I'm anxious to see.

Decisions will be handed down on Thursday and Friday of this week.

Only other time they put up fences was when it was leaked that Roe was going to be overturned.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (3ImbR)

341 Since computers only understand decimal points, and computers are everywhere and control our lives, I don't even know if the comma is used as a decimal marker in Europe any longer. Anybody clarify?
Posted by: Ciampino - Cream of Tatar may mean someting else .. at June 17, 2024 09:46 PM (qfLjt)

It is in South America. I suspect there are language packs available. I can't imagine that the online papers are running on anything but Microsoft or Apple software for example, or there is specific Spanish accounting software.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 10:07 PM (D7oie)

342 Wow.

I was going to point out that tomorrow is Waterloo Day and I just recently learned that the U.S. declared war against Great Britain in 1812 on that day but there's a HUGE crapload of famous events for the day like Churchill's "Finest Hour" speech and Gene Roddenberry surviving a plane crash in Syria while working for Pan Am!

https://www.onthisday.com/events/june/18

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 17, 2024 10:08 PM (ZdexC)

343 Isn't this how 'CONTAGION' starts?
Posted by: LenNeal watched it while quarantined in Serbia at June 17, 2024 09:58 PM (9yXr+)

we are talking about my wife. so funny joke, hahah. Now drop it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 17, 2024 10:10 PM (D7oie)

344 Eromero - if we're ever at a MoMe, I owe you the first drink! (Although, technically, I think the proper response is "You bet your sweet ass I am," since it's assumed that your mule has a gentle disposition).

Posted by: PabloD at June 17, 2024 10:13 PM (wOpWg)

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