Politico Notices, Gee Willickers, Biden Says He's Not Involved In His Family's Foreign Buckraking Operations, But Weirdly All of His Aides Are Involved In the Grift

Yeah, how about that. It's almost as if Joe Biden is "The Brand" the family is selling to overseas clients and both his family members and his aides are getting rich off selling access.

I mean, it's like that, but it isn't that, because Biden has said he's not involved in Hunter's (or James') foreign shakedown operations and therefore any word to the contrary is a Conspiracy Theory offered Without Evidence, as Jake Tapper's chyrons put it.

And if Hunter's own emails say that 10% of his payments will go to "the Big Guy," and everyone involved says that "the Big Guy" is code for Joe Biden?

Well that has all the Hallmarks of a Russian Disinformation Campaign.

Biden insists he's not involved in his family's business dealings. But his aides are a different story.
The overlapping roles are under scrutiny as the president distances himself from his family's dealings.

By Ben Schreckinger
For years, Joe Biden shared a bookkeeper with his son, Hunter. He also shared a personal lawyer with his brother, Jim. And when Jim Biden wanted to know more about one of Hunter Biden's associates, he hired the former head of Joe Biden's Secret Service detail to investigate.
Since 2019, Joe Biden has repeatedly distanced himself from his family's business dealings, saying that he has never so much as discussed them with his relatives or with anyone else. But House impeachment inquiry interviews, public records and emails reviewed by POLITICO show that members of his inner circle were regularly enmeshed in those dealings: Many of the president's closest staffers and advisers have doubled as his relatives' business associates, both during and after their stints working for the man at the center of the Biden family orbit.
Those overlaps reflect an all-in-the family approach to business and politicking that dates back a half-century to the president's first Senate bid, run primarily by his parents and siblings. Since then, his political patrons have at times forged business ties with his relatives, who in turn have converted some of their business partners into campaign supporters. And over a lifetime in public life, some of the president's aides have taken on roles as surrogate members of the tight-knit Biden clan.
The Bidens' approach complicates their efforts to distance the president from his family's ventures.

It's incredible the contortions they put themselves through to avoid coming to the obvious conclusion. They won't say he's lying, no way. Instead they'll say, the obvious contradiction between Biden's claims and the actual facts "complicates" Biden's preferred narrative.

As Jim and Hunter Biden's foreign dealings have caused controversy and several of their business partners have been convicted of federal fraud and corruption crimes in recent years, any potential links between their business dealings and the president have come in for renewed scrutiny.
To allay concerns about any intermingling of their affairs, the Bidens have said that they observe strict interpersonal firewalls to avoid discussing business among themselves.
But with so many former and current aides in the mix -- and with the surfacing of private communications in which Jim and Hunter Biden suggest they represent their powerful relative in business matters -- onlookers are forced to take family members at their word that those firewalls always held.
In one instance, Jim Biden testified that he hired the former head of his brother's Secret Service detail, Dale Pupillo, to investigate a Chinese executive that Hunter Biden was doing business with in 2017.
Jim Biden said during his February impeachment inquiry interview that he commissioned Pupillo in advance of accompanying Hunter Biden to Hong Kong so that his nephew could meet with the executive, Patrick Ho.
Despite hiring a private investigator and traveling halfway around the world for the meeting, Jim Biden said he never asked Hunter Biden what Ho -- then on the cusp of being arrested, and later convicted, on federal corruption charges -- and his nephew were meeting about. He said the decision not to inquire about the meeting came down to a desire to quarantine his affairs from those of his nephew's.
"That may be hard for you to believe," he told an incredulous Republican staffer. "But that's the way we operate in my family."

That's the way they operate in Tony Soprano's family, too. "No don't hand the money to me directly, give it to my nephew Joe."

...
The hiring of Pupillo and the purpose of the Hong Kong meeting was subjected to extended scrutiny in Jim Biden's congressional interview.
A Republican staffer voiced a suspicion that the real reason Pupillo was hired was to provide intelligence about the Justice Department's probe that could then be communicated to Ho face-to-face.
"Was this person used to investigate Patrick Ho to try and identify whether or not there was a federal investigation before you and Hunter Biden went out to go visit Patrick Ho so that you could inform Patrick Ho if there was an indictment or a federal investigation, maybe, that was under seal?" the staffer asked.
"Absolutely not," Jim Biden responded. "This was for my personal edification, because I do not like to walk into blind buildings, okay?"
...
"It's odd," suggested a Republican staffer, "that you would go to such lengths to hire a private investigator to look into Patrick Ho, but then you wouldn't even just ask Hunter Biden, your relative, like, 'why are we going and who is this guy?'"
"The way that we deal in my family, it wasn't odd," Jim Biden responded. "To others it might be."

Strategic ignorance.

"If I accept this letter from you, Kate, a prosecutor could use that to prove that I know Michael's current whereabouts."

By the way I believe that Jim Biden didn't know just as much as I believe Tom Hagen didn't know where Michael was.

...
POLITICO previously reported on the accounts of three former executives at Americore, a troubled hospital chain that Jim Biden worked closely with, who said that Jim Biden spoke of various plans to involve his older brother in the company.
One of the executives told POLITICO that Jim Biden, who was negotiating for a large equity stake in Americore in 2018, said at the time that his older brother would get a piece of the company, too.
...
A June 2018 email shows that Monzack helped negotiate a proposed deal that would have given Jim Biden's company 35 percent of Americore.

Monzack is a lawyer representing, get this, Joe Biden.

The article also discusses Francis Person, one of Joe Biden's "body men" -- bodyguards who maintain a close presence to the client -- who Biden once said was "like a son."

That body man is also in "business" with Hunter Biden.

A series of WhatsApp messages between Person and Hunter Biden from the summer of 2017 show that discussions of potential partnerships lasted for years and included offers of personal financial help for Hunter Biden from Person's Chinese business partner, Harves executive Bo Zhang.
The messages were included in an exhibit provided to the House Ways and Means Committee by IRS special agent Joseph Ziegler, who investigated Hunter Biden's tax matters. Ziegler said in an affidavit that the WhatsApp messages summarized in the exhibit were obtained via search warrants.
In the messages, Hunter Biden detailed his daunting personal debts, while Person expressed a desire to work with Hunter Biden and said that Zhang was eager to provide the financially distressed political scion with monetary assistance.
"I've got one loyalty brother. That's to my family. Your family," Person, who did not respond to requests for comment, wrote in one July 27, 2017, message. "I talked to Bo previously about the 37K -- he didn't flinch. I will talk to him about 56K and possibly 100K. It really depends on his liquid assets in the US ... I will ask. His only problem is getting large sums out of China (especially right now)."

Next: Eric Schwerin. Hunter Biden's "business partner" who coincidentally also takes care of Joe Biden's personal finances.

Firewall, baby! Three feet of legal concrete reinforced with ethical steel separating Joe Biden from Hunter Biden's business dealings!

Schwerin, who met Hunter Biden when they both worked in the Clinton Administration's Commerce Department, went on to work as his lobbying partner.
At the beginning of the Obama administration, the pair co-founded Rosemont Seneca Partners, an investment and consulting firm. Schwerin also oversaw Rosemont's finances and helped manage Hunter Biden's personal finances. In those roles, Schwerin participated in and managed the tax implications of some of Hunter Biden's controversial overseas dealings.
During the Obama years, Schwerin took over Joe Biden's bookkeeping as well, he told congressional impeachment investigators in January, saying that the volunteer role entailed bill-paying and tax preparation.
Schwerin testified that Hunter Biden did not cover expenses for his father. "I do not recall anything," he said. "It's possible there were small things here and there, but I don't recall anything major." Schwerin added that Hunter Biden paid for a family cell phone plan used by his father and that his father would reimburse him for it.
Meanwhile, Schwerin's day job kept him involved in Hunter Biden's overseas business dealings.
In one episode, Schwerin referred Burisma -- a Ukrainian energy firm that installed Hunter Biden on its board in 2014 as it navigated corruption allegations -- to the Democratic lobbying firm Blue Star Strategies for help with government relations, according to his testimony.
The referral worked out. Blue Star helped Burisma fend off a corruption investigation in Ukraine, before its work with the energy firm itself became the subject of a Justice Department probe. Blue Star belatedly registered as a foreign agent, but the DOJ probe was reportedly closed with no finding of wrongdoing.

The DOJ is a organized criminal gang.

I wonder how many of these Selfless Civil Servants are dipping their beaks:

The 51 intel agents who lied about Hunter Biden's laptop: pic.twitter.com/Gf6vL4N66P
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) June 11, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:15 PM

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1 Corgis called.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 14, 2024 12:15 PM (O7YUW)

2 First

Posted by: Cosda at June 14, 2024 12:16 PM (FrwzY)

3 first-ish

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 14, 2024 12:16 PM (B1FKF)

4 It's a crime syndicate.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 14, 2024 12:17 PM (qZEuM)

5 Joey Bidet is as clean and pure as NYC snow.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2024 12:17 PM (xrAlj)

6 But with so many former and current aides in the mix -- and with the surfacing of private communications in which Jim and Hunter Biden suggest they represent their powerful relative in business matters -- onlookers are forced to take family members at their word that those firewalls always held.

No. No we don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:17 PM (xCA6C)

7 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

8 Lead with the punchline.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 14, 2024 12:17 PM (1oMKu)

9 What movie is this about?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:17 PM (Zz0t1)

10 Only eight of those agents were black?

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2024 12:18 PM (QtnU/)

11 Hi Ace
Thank you for rescuing me from the Hogan nonsense.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 14, 2024 12:18 PM (t/2Uw)

12 Dems always accuse the right of being closed-minded and incurious.

Can't say that anymore.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:18 PM (xCA6C)

13 Shiiit!
----
Golly!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 14, 2024 12:18 PM (ZdexC)

14 i noticed that one thing trending on twixxer is lefty idiots demanding that the govt investigate ivanka and jared kusher.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 14, 2024 12:18 PM (B1FKF)

15 Good afternoon Ace

That brain defunct idiot wouldn't remember if he tied his shoes this morning

Posted by: Skip at June 14, 2024 12:18 PM (hRKpF)

16 I saw Regularly Enmeshed open for Brutal Juice at Fry Street Fair in '93.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:19 PM (Zz0t1)

17 What's the overlap between the 51 intel agents and Epstein's client list?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at June 14, 2024 12:19 PM (PiwSw)

18 The poorest man in the Senate. Rides the train home every night to be with his chilluns. Yep. You've come a long way, baby.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 14, 2024 12:19 PM (V5eKu)

19 “No finding of wrongdoing.” Frat house bull session

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 14, 2024 12:19 PM (1oMKu)

20 Buffer, yeah right, the family had a lot of buffers.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2024 12:19 PM (aFNOf)

21 Bottom row, 3rd from the right.

I'm willing to let Ms. Wood off in exchange for...considerations.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:20 PM (xCA6C)

22 The DOJ is a organized criminal gang.

Yes. And when the DOJ requests the support of any state or local LEO, that person will obey without question.

Back the blue indeed.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at June 14, 2024 12:20 PM (U6Sn/)

23 Graft/grift/payola....Joe's peeps got it all covered.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2024 12:20 PM (AwYPR)

24 In other Politico 'news,'

Imelda Marcos has a slight spending problem.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2024 12:20 PM (xrAlj)

25 hey, didn't those 51 experts interfere in an election according to nys law? sorry, no standing so sit down

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 14, 2024 12:20 PM (B1FKF)

26 Only eight of those agents were black?
Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2024 12:18 PM (QtnU/)

=====

*snort*

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2024 12:20 PM (DRSnL)

27 So many corrupt people spending years hanging out with and partnering with the only honest politician in DC.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 12:21 PM (lTGtQ)

28 Testikles Monzack???

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 14, 2024 12:21 PM (ZdexC)

29 Hi, Ace.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:22 PM (v6JzV)

30 Look. The Biden family is a low IQ trailer park trash family. The ONLY commodity they have to offer is the fact that Joe has somehow parlayed his life into DC power. NONE of them bring anything to the table other than that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:22 PM (Zz0t1)

31 Biden said Monzack is "like a son." So he's a crackhead who loves hookers, or he's been killed all around the globe?

Posted by: Wally at June 14, 2024 12:22 PM (hqVaF)

32 I wonder how many of these Selfless Civil Servants are dipping their beaks:
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SPOILER: All of them.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 14, 2024 12:22 PM (7fElN)

33 Over the past week+, all the Progda MDM-MSM sycophantic whores have started to run hit pieces on the Biden Crime Family because the order has gone out -- likely from the DogEater -- that it's time to throw F. Joe Mugabe under the bus.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:22 PM (NGa9E)

34 "I've got one loyalty brother. That's to my family. Your family,"
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Me too!

Posted by: zombie Walter White at June 14, 2024 12:22 PM (ZdexC)

35 I'm an old man, I'm confused!

Posted by: Uncle Joey at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (qUkBO)

36 Lotta leftists screaming at me that Comer shut down the investigation into Biden so clearly Biden didn't do anything at all wrong.

Did in fact Comer shut down his investigation into Biden?

Posted by: SimoHayha at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (FthWa)

37 2+2=5

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (giTxN)

38 Wood looks HOT!

Posted by: Shaftoe at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (Rvxb7)

39 POC/Women severely under represented among the 51 IC peeps.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

40 Only eight of those agents were black?
Posted by: Eromero

That's the oldest, whitest, male-est group I've seen since the last time Democrat power brokers did something.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (DgGvY)

41 So, of the known 51 liars, they were all white...can't say I'm surprised b/c it was the year of the Karin, male and female...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (exHjb)

42 Looked like FJB tried to either head butt or kiss the pope today. Both bad.

Posted by: Jmel at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (bVhJi)

43 Did in fact Comer shut down his investigation into Biden?
Posted by: SimoHayha at June 14, 2024 12:23 PM (FthWa)

No, he's been shut down with the DOJ refusing to cooperate which pretty much says it all.

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (Akjoo)

44 Hang on. You don't believe a crackhead managed to wrangle a massive foreign influence, bribery, corruption empire on his own?

Funny what "theories" they don't want you to believe versus ones they do...

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (nZYm7)

45 "Over the past week+, all the Progda MDM-MSM sycophantic whores have started to run hit pieces on the Biden Crime Family because the order has gone out -- likely from the DogEater -- that it's time to throw F. Joe Mugabe under the bus."

*Kamala enters the chat, stoned, giggling, and topless."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (qUkBO)

46 Biden would make good bait.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (pZ64F)

47 Uncle Joe says, bring on the bus, bring on the bus, bring me the bus right now.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (Iynsv)

48 What's the overlap between the 51 intel agents and Epstein's client list?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

If only we knew of an expert in Venn Diagrams.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (x5Ry2)

49 So, of the known 51 liars, they were all white...can't say I'm surprised b/c it was the year of the Karin, male and female...

Brennan qualifies as Polynesian. He's an Easter Island head.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (xCA6C)

50 Wood looks like she is into hot wax. And maybe likes being tied up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (qZEuM)

51 These assholes don't even know how to go about it. They take their new found wealth and go Tony Soprano on a house, when you're supposed to go Hyman Roth and have a modest but nice three bedroom ranch. Drive a Buick, not a Caddy. It's like that lottery dream house show, and a few years later, on page six, they're bankrupt. They are piss poor criminals, but when the DOJ has your back, anything goes.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (V5eKu)

52 Entire operation crooked, but the guy at the top claims he's unaware?

Yeah, that happens a lot.

Posted by: Jim Harbaugh, former college football coach at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (8AONa)

53 48 What's the overlap between the 51 intel agents and Epstein's client list?
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes

If only we knew of an expert in Venn Diagrams.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (x5Ry2)

Considering how few women are represented as well...could be almost 100%...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (exHjb)

54 By the way I believe that Jim Biden didn't know just as much as I believe Tom Hagen didn't know where Michael was.

You slander Tom Hagen, sir! Michael Corleone was all the way in Sicily. How could Tom, in New York, know Michael's current location? He could be in a restaurant, he could be in the bathroom, he might be napping on a porch.

Frankly, the fact that Tom refused to accept Kay's letter shows that he never thought like a true Democrat. That's why he never rose above middle management.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 12:26 PM (T7iTv)

55 "Sorry, we tried and just couldn't find anything to pin on Decent Joe."

-The GOP

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:26 PM (nZYm7)

56 The official lefty talking points is that foreign countries and interests shower Hunter and the rest of Joe's family with money because the Bidens are just so smart and their advice is worth millions.

The fact that Joe then delivers on what those foreign interests want is...coincidental.

And they say this, repeatedly, with a straight face.

Note this is more then sufficient to lead to criminal conviction.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 14, 2024 12:26 PM (ibTVg)

57 Your dog was not involved with all those tatters of couch cushions around him. Just ask him.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2024 12:26 PM (ws6WZ)

58 Joey Bidet probably thought the Pope was an alter boy he could molest.

Being a "good" Catholic and all that twat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2024 12:26 PM (xrAlj)

59 Kristin Wood:

https://is.gd/2DjyO2

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:26 PM (Zz0t1)

60 The Pope and Joe together ? They are both lucky God didn't strike them down

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2024 12:27 PM (Akjoo)

61 Looked like FJB tried to either head butt or kiss the pope today. Both bad.
Posted by: Jmel at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (bVhJi)

=====

Didn't the pope used to be a bouncer? Should've kicked Joetato's ass for getting in his space.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2024 12:27 PM (DRSnL)

62 >>>46 Biden would make good bait.
Posted by: Pudinhead
=========

Say the magic woid;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V9hcYGimD64

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 12:27 PM (Iynsv)

63 Misunderestimated strategery > Strategic ignorance.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:27 PM (NGa9E)

64 Bottom row, 3rd from the right.
I'm willing to let Ms. Wood off in exchange for...considerations.
Posted by: Archimedes

Is Travers, bottom-left, undercover? I'm pretty sure that's an AI-generated picture of Mitch McConnell.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2024 12:28 PM (DgGvY)

65
*Kamala enters the chat, stoned, giggling, and topless."
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (qUkBO)

She does have hangers.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

66 50 Wood looks like she is into hot wax. And maybe likes being tied up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown

Bakos at top left looks like a dude with a bad shave.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 14, 2024 12:28 PM (aFNOf)

67 Bakos' bits look okay too.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 14, 2024 12:28 PM (ZdexC)

68 Godzilla looks at Joey Bidet and swims away

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2024 12:28 PM (xrAlj)

69 Did he shit his pants with the Pope again?

Posted by: steevy at June 14, 2024 12:28 PM (FQmDC)

70 Kristin Wood:

https://is.gd/2DjyO2
Posted by: Sponge

Not bad. Decent rack.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (v6JzV)

71 Well as Joe Biden always says....

Joe Biden: “America is a nation that can be defined in a single word: Assemfhuuthimaafuutheemscuseme… excuse me the foothills of the Himilayas with Xi Jinping”

Posted by: Stateless at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (jvJvP)

72 I'm beginning to agree with those here who speculate that TPTB have decided to let the Right hold on to the bag of shit before it's lit on fire. The existential fiscal problems are becoming too hard to obscure. Why not just stop trying and transfer responsibility to the Right, watch it all burn, and then step in to take total control?

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (bNf8H)

73 1. Are they actually going to impeach Biden? This inquiry it taking forever, and they'll never do it before the election.

2. Even if it gets done now or in 2025, if the Dems hold the Senate they'll dismiss it and won't hold a trial as with Mayorkas.

I'm not sure why greater fanfare was not made of that. Can the Senate simply dismiss a valid impeachment?

Ace...what say you?

Posted by: Lex at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (fMN7A)

74
C'mon, man! It wasn't a lie-lie.

Posted by: Auspex at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (j4U/Z)

75 Top row second from right Carien looks like the doctor that comes in to "operate" when you wake up strapped to a table in a Beijing hotel room.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (nZYm7)

76 Looked like FJB tried to either head butt or kiss the pope today. Both bad.
Posted by: Jmel at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (bVhJi)

Did he lead with tongue? If not, it was a headbutt.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 12:30 PM (T7iTv)

77 "The way that we deal in my family, it wasn't odd," Jim Biden responded. "To others it might be."
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Ashley, is the bath ready?

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 12:30 PM (Iynsv)

78 Hunter's tax evasion/fraud case is the one I'm most interesting in coming in September. Of course it depends if this is just a show trial or if there will be a real prosecution. I know nothing of tax law but assuming that they will be delving into his fraudulent filings of 4 years plus what he actually raked in that he didn't report should be interesting.

If prosecutors do their actual job, wouldn't this expose a lot of dirty deeds done by the Biden family? Dirty deeds do not cheap.

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2024 12:30 PM (oiNtH)

79 It's nice to put faces to the traitors for the burning times. They all deserve the Vlad the Impalor treatment.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 14, 2024 12:31 PM (ivVQZ)

80 Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (bNf8H)

They worship power too much to let any go over 8D chess.

Do they seem to genuinely care about how things are going while they are in charge?

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:31 PM (nZYm7)

81 I'll bet you can't find a Biden family member that Joe hasn't smacked in the face with his dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Wood looks like she is into hot wax. And maybe likes being tied up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 14, 2024 12:25 PM (qZEuM)

I'm willing to believe that she's into supplying old photos to the media... but I'm a suspicious sort.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 12:31 PM (T7iTv)

83 "I've got one loyalty brother. That's to my family. Your family," Person, who did not respond to requests for comment, wrote in one July 27, 2017, message. "I talked to Bo previously about the 37K -- he didn't flinch. I will talk to him about 56K and possibly 100K. It really depends on his liquid assets in the US ... I will ask. His only problem is getting large sums out of China (especially right now)."

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Bo's died everywhere man
Bo's died everywhere, man
Died in deserts bare, manD
Died breathing mountain air, man
Of dying Bo's had his share, man
Bo's died everywhere

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (NGa9E)

84 Is Travers, bottom-left, undercover?
Posted by: mikeski

He's just about to get his wings.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (v6JzV)

85 Sponge

The 8th grandchild Navy?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (xrAlj)

86 Top row second from right Carien looks like the doctor that comes in to "operate" when you wake up strapped to a table in a Beijing hotel room.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:29 PM (nZYm7)

Relax, he's only taking one kidney.

Posted by: BignJames at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (AwYPR)

87 Looked like FJB tried to either head butt or kiss the pope today. Both bad.
Posted by: Jmel

They forgot they were possessing humans. Butting heads like goats is a traditional greeting between demons.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (DgGvY)

88 Looked like FJB tried to either head butt or kiss the pope today. Both bad.
Posted by: Jmel at June 14, 2024 12:24 PM (bVhJi)

Did he lead with tongue? If not, it was a headbutt.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

The Commie Pope doesn't like too much faggotry!

Posted by: Cheri at June 14, 2024 12:33 PM (oiNtH)

89 The Wood chick kinda looks like Phyllis George in the face.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:33 PM (v6JzV)

90 Firewall, baby! Three feet of legal concrete reinforced with ethical steel separating Joe Biden from Hunter Biden's business dealings!

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TL;DR?

"Plausible Deniability, Fat!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:33 PM (NGa9E)

91 Sponge

The 8th grandchild Navy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (xrAlj)

Well, ok. An acknowledged Biden family member then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Posted by: Sponge

She looks like she has no room in either hand due to all the stabbin' knifes.

Met so many like her. Not remotely attractive to me.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:34 PM (nZYm7)

93 Of dying Bo's had his share, man
Bo's died everywhere
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (NGa9E)

Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Nada Bakos:
https://tinyurl.com/bdcpy8he

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 14, 2024 12:34 PM (ZdexC)

95 Those 51 intel agents:

That's a lot of white faces coming to the aid of a rich and powerful white guy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 12:34 PM (KbCG3)

96 I'm willing to believe that she's into supplying old photos to the media... but I'm a suspicious sort.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 12:31 PM (T7iTv)

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Yeah, this one is a bit less flattering. She has a neck like a linebacker. https://is.gd/N4lTgW

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2024 12:35 PM (DRSnL)

97 People with grandkids shouldnt play hardball.

The Rule of Law says that Chelsea Clinton cannot be executed for her mother's crimes - thats why Hillary shouldnt want to be above the law, because if she is above the law then she is outside the law and it no longer protects her.

Posted by: Fenrisulven at June 14, 2024 12:35 PM (ByfvQ)

98 I wonder how many of these Selfless Civil Servants are dipping their beaks:

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0.

They all become more moral when they receive their first government paycheck.

To fire one government employee is an attack on Our Democracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

99 We want to emphasize that we do not know if the emails, provided to the New York Post by President Trump’s personal aSorney Rudy Giuliani, are genuine or not and that we do not have evidence of Russian involvement -- just that our experience makes us deeply suspicious that the Russian government played a significant role in this case.
If we are right, this is Russia trying to influence how Americans vote in this elec8on, and we believe strongly that Americans need to be aware of this.
There are a number of factors that make us suspicious of Russian involvement.

... if you notice these 50 former senior intelligence officials have created a niche to lay all of their Russian musings

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2024 12:35 PM (RHGPo)

100 Wood looks like she is into hot wax. And maybe likes being tied up.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,

Invest in a sturdy ball gag. She looks like she would yell "Oh, oh, obama!!!!"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 14, 2024 12:36 PM (4XwPj)

101 How about the Strand chick?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:36 PM (v6JzV)

102 The 51 intel agents who lied about Hunter Biden's laptop:

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They'd look better dangling from a single lamppost like a bunch of grapes.

[Proposed new collective noun for grapes: A Treason of Grapes.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:36 PM (NGa9E)

103 Our intel chiefs are getting glamour shots now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 14, 2024 12:37 PM (qZEuM)

104
Please note that the Morehouse college men running th white house were in no way affiliated with this minor lapse in etiquette.

Posted by: Auspex at June 14, 2024 12:37 PM (j4U/Z)

105 And what's with the guy named "Tullius?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:37 PM (v6JzV)

106 How about the Strand chick?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:36 PM (v6JzV)

Bob Evans' 4.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Yeah, this one is a bit less flattering. She has a neck like a linebacker. https://is.gd/N4lTgW

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2024 12:35 PM (DRSnL)

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You say that like it's a bad thing.

Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (NGa9E)

108 The butler did it.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (L/fGl)

109 Ace is right, you people will f*ck anything.

Here is Wood, holding up a The Future is Female shirt and looking like a fire hydrant (2nd from right)

https://tinyurl.com/4fxvvkem

Posted by: spindrift at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (OguvZ)

110 Morrell - "It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again."

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (qZEuM)

111 Val Tepes developed a technique of impalement that would allow the impaled to live for a week. Lined the avenue, he did.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (Iynsv)

112 Our intel chiefs are getting glamour shots now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 14, 2024 12:37 PM (qZEuM)

Oh is that what they call those? I'm so "glamorous" at this point my face shines from within

Posted by: Kamala at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (nZYm7)

113 ------------------

You say that like it's a bad thing.
Posted by: Michelle Obama at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (NGa9E)

She said NECK like a linebacker, not dick.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1)

114 109 Ace is right, you people will f*ck anything.

Here is Wood, holding up a The Future is Female shirt and looking like a fire hydrant (2nd from right)

https://tinyurl.com/4fxvvkem
Posted by: spindrift at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (OguvZ)

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Have you met me?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

115 observe strict interpersonal firewalls

Like his 12-year-old daughter's inner thighs, in the shower?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2024 12:39 PM (x0n13)

116 OT Supreme Court overturned the bump stock ban. A federal judge overturned, in no uncertain words, the pistol brace bullshit.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 14, 2024 12:39 PM (V5eKu)

117 And what's with the guy named "Tullius?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:37 PM (v6JzV)

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He's a Public Servius, h8r!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:39 PM (NGa9E)

118 Dropped my kid off at school. AM radio had the Limbaugh replacements on (I keep hearing his name as Buttsex-ton...)
Anyway, he mentions that the Left keep saying that Biden's "sharp as a tack" behind closed doors; I rate this as true: the blunt end of the tack.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

119
Here is Wood, holding up a The Future is Female shirt and looking like a fire hydrant (2nd from right)

https://tinyurl.com/4fxvvkem
Posted by: spindrift at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (OguvZ)

"I've got type 2 diabetes cuz I'm fat as a cow......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

120 Beak dipping?

Birds aren't real.

Posted by: Beware, The Avian Op at June 14, 2024 12:40 PM (K+3RJ)

121 Trump: How in the F could I have the time-- while I'm President of the US-- the review private, internal accounting entries for precision and accuracy?
The Left: Liar! Guilty! Life in prison!

Biden: Those hundreds of emails from my family and my close business associates all shaking down foreign governments and corporations-- all with 10%for the Big Guy--all referring to me, the canceled checks to me, the wire transfers to me, are lies.
The Left: Good enough for us--Republicans are just pouncing and seizing again.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2024 12:40 PM (TYhzi)

122 Females like Wood like other females so much because they're easier to manipulate, subjugate and betray.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:40 PM (nZYm7)

123 121 Trump: How in the F could I have the time-- while I'm President of the US-- the review private, internal accounting entries for precision and accuracy?
The Left: Liar! Guilty! Life in prison!

Biden: Those hundreds of emails from my family and my close business associates all shaking down foreign governments and corporations-- all with 10%for the Big Guy--all referring to me, the canceled checks to me, the wire transfers to me, are lies.
The Left: Good enough for us--Republicans are just pouncing and seizing again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2024 12:40 PM (TYhzi)

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This gets fixed with a quality candidate!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

124 119
Here is Wood, holding up a The Future is Female shirt and looking like a fire hydrant (2nd from right)

https://tinyurl.com/4fxvvkem
Posted by: spindrift at June 14, 2024 12:38 PM (OguvZ)

"I've got type 2 diabetes cuz I'm fat as a cow......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)

Without the other half of the sex equation, the future is extinction.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

125 observe strict interpersonal firewalls

Like his 12-year-old daughter's inner thighs, in the shower?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 14, 2024 12:39 PM (x0n13)

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I prefer to think of them as sugarwalls.

[h/t Prince & Sheena Easton]

Posted by: F. Joe Mugabe at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (NGa9E)

126 Here is Wood, holding up a The Future is Female shirt and looking like a fire hydrant (2nd from right)

That is...disappointing.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

127 123 121 Trump: How in the F could I have the time-- while I'm President of the US-- the review private, internal accounting entries for precision and accuracy?
The Left: Liar! Guilty! Life in prison!

Biden: Those hundreds of emails from my family and my close business associates all shaking down foreign governments and corporations-- all with 10%for the Big Guy--all referring to me, the canceled checks to me, the wire transfers to me, are lies.
The Left: Good enough for us--Republicans are just pouncing and seizing again.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 14, 2024 12:40 PM (TYhzi)

========

This gets fixed with a quality candidate!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

The Right is seizing like a rust hinge.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (ynpvh)

128 Kimba Wood was also a cutie.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (v6JzV)

129 Females like Wood

They sure do.

Posted by: Wink, wink
Nudge, nudge
Say no more at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (K+3RJ)

130
Without the other half of the sex equation, the future is extinction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

Not according to the new Disney Star Wars

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (Akjoo)

131
That is...disappointing.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

She's a leftist. Their inner ugliness seeps through the pores eventually......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

132 By the way I believe that Jim Biden didn't know just as much as I believe Tom Hagen didn't know where Michael was.
_______
There's a difference. I seriously doubt Joey Shitpants Daughterraper ever yelled at Hunter, "Be a man!"

Posted by: Eeyore at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (1bNHn)

133 That Wood mugshot has to be 20 years old.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (qZEuM)

134 Kimba Wood was also a cutie.

She was indeed. Now 80, though.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

135 129 Females like Wood

They sure do.

Posted by: Wink, wink
Nudge, nudge
Say no more at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (K+3RJ)

https://shorturl.at/9Of9m

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:44 PM (ynpvh)

136 Only 18 more months of impeachment investigations before they decide that he is corrupt, but too demented and feeble minded to do anything about it.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 14, 2024 12:44 PM (rsqyi)

137 126 Here is Wood, holding up a The Future is Female shirt and looking like a fire hydrant (2nd from right)

That is...disappointing.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:42 PM (xCA6C)

I'm going to start a line of shirts that say, "Thank God the past was male."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 12:44 PM (KbCG3)

138 The Great Pretending continues.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 14, 2024 12:44 PM (Z8Yh2)

139 Well that has all the Hallmarks of a Russian Disinformation Campaign.
.......

oH GOODIE. A Hallmark movie thread.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

140 Behold the Whores of Babylon.

Posted by: Some Guy Playing a Trumpet at June 14, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz86T)

141 130
Without the other half of the sex equation, the future is extinction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

Not according to the new Disney Star Wars

Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (Akjoo)

From the same kind of people who can't define what a woman is without invoking how one "feels"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:45 PM (ynpvh)

142 You know the latest hate crime of burning rubber on gay crosswalks. Well, they've got a photo of the latest perpetrator.

https://shorturl.at/SmQaZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 12:46 PM (L/fGl)

143 Kimba Wood was also a cutie.

Zoe Baird was also pretty attractive.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:46 PM (xCA6C)

144 139 Well that has all the Hallmarks of a Russian Disinformation Campaign.
.......

oH GOODIE. A Hallmark movie thread.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

"Love in the Gulag"? Comrade, I HATE Thursdays.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

145 Without the other half of the sex equation, the future is extinction.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

Not according to the new Disney Star Wars
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (Akjoo)

---------------

ICYMI from yesterday (joke going viral on the interwebz):

"Disney have made a show where even in a galaxy far, far away ... the black kids still haven't got a father!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 14, 2024 12:48 PM (NGa9E)

146 https://tinyurl.com/ccyav5u5

Posted by: Eeyore at June 14, 2024 12:48 PM (1bNHn)

147 "everyone involved says that "the Big Guy" is code for Joe Biden"

Must be Russian Dis-, Mis-, or Mal-Info. Everybody knows his code name is "the Dumb Guy".

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at June 14, 2024 12:48 PM (6Xhz9)

148 Biden has been caught in so many lies already about not being involved in the ‘business’ that any denial now is just incompetent gaslighting. The MSM of course is all that ever saves the Dems/Left with their own gaslighting.

Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2024 12:49 PM (SHMXB)

149 Tullius---"One who leads"

Posted by: Thanatopsis at June 14, 2024 12:49 PM (8RNuU)

150 He was declared incompetent. That's the reason they didn't put him on trial.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 12:49 PM (Iynsv)

151

I would like to get drunk and spend the day messing around with a couple of cute Asian young ladies.

Too bad I'm poor.

Posted by: Just Sayin... at June 14, 2024 12:50 PM (JZWH/)

152 Here is Wood, holding up a The Future is Female shirt and looking like a fire hydrant (2nd from right)

https://tinyurl.com/4fxvvkem
Posted by: spindrift

Odd note: that photo is from The Belfer Center, which describes itself as The Belfer Center for Science and International Affairs is the hub of Harvard Kennedy School's research, teaching, and training in international security and diplomacy, environmental and resource issues, and science and technology policy.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 14, 2024 12:50 PM (JCZqz)

153 OK, what about the guy named "Polymeropoulos?"

Polymer - plastic
-opoulos - descendant of

He's a Replicant, right?

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2024 12:50 PM (DgGvY)

154 148 Biden has been caught in so many lies already about not being involved in the ‘business’ that any denial now is just incompetent gaslighting. The MSM of course is all that ever saves the Dems/Left with their own gaslighting.

Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2024 12:49 PM (SHMXB)

Biden's vindication comes from a prosecutor who essentially said that Biden is too old, feeble and stupid to stand trial.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 12:50 PM (KbCG3)

155 Either Joe Biden is incompetent, so VP Harris should be invoking the 25th amendment
- or - Joe Biden should be indicted

There is no in between

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2024 12:51 PM (RHGPo)

156 154 Biden's vindication comes from a prosecutor who essentially said that Biden is too old, feeble and stupid to stand trial.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 12:50 PM (KbCG3)

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Wasn't he an IG?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

157 156 154 Biden's vindication comes from a prosecutor who essentially said that Biden is too old, feeble and stupid to stand trial.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 12:50 PM (KbCG3)

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Wasn't he an IG?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

Not sure. I'm not on Instagram.

Oh, wait...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (KbCG3)

158 Afternoon ace. Seems like the knives might be coming out for Joey and his clan. Politico wouldn't run something like this without approval from some , if not all, of the powers behind the throne

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (FTjSO)

159 155 Either Joe Biden is incompetent, so VP Harris should be invoking the 25th amendment
- or - Joe Biden should be indicted

There is no in between

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2024 12:51 PM (RHGPo)

There's always the power of AND, but I don't want another President Hoover.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (ynpvh)

160 Meanwhile, the US banking system has half a trillion dollars in bad commercial real estate loans, and 63 of them are in financial trouble.

Of course, the FDIC won't say which ones.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (lTGtQ)

161 Afternoon ace. Seems like the knives might be coming out for Joey and his clan. Politico wouldn't run something like this without approval from some , if not all, of the powers behind the throne

His random walk at the G7 was probably the last straw.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:53 PM (xCA6C)

162 The power of ONE!
The power of TWO!!
The power of MANNNNNYYYYY!!!!!

Posted by: Space Lazbians but not the crystal ones from Steven Universe at June 14, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz86T)

163 160 Meanwhile, the US banking system has half a trillion dollars in bad commercial real estate loans, and 63 of them are in financial trouble.

Of course, the FDIC won't say which ones.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (lTGtQ)

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You know what will fix that? I massive bailout with fiat money.

Well, okay, it won't fix it, but it'll enrich a lot of people who don't know how to make a buck otherwise.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

164 Bible story moment.

[King Eglon] was the head of the confederacy of Moab, Ammon and Amalek in their assault on Israel. Eglon reigned over the Israelites for 18 years. One day, Ehud, who was left handed, came presenting a customary tribute and tricked Eglon and stabbed him with his sword, but when Ehud attempted to draw the sword back out, the obese king's excess fat prevented its retrieval. His servants, believing he was relieving himself, left him be. In the aftermath of his death, the Moabites were routed and the Israelites enjoyed eighty years of peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 12:53 PM (L/fGl)

165 160 Meanwhile, the US banking system has half a trillion dollars in bad commercial real estate loans, and 63 of them are in financial trouble.

Of course, the FDIC won't say which ones.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (lTGtQ)

What could possibly to wrong?
::: thinks redux of 2007 :::

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

166
If you pay your bribe..

You're on the take...

You are a crook...

There is no mistake!!

-Burisma Shave

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 14, 2024 12:54 PM (+oR7L)

167 The power of ONE!
The power of TWO!!
The power of MANNNNNYYYYY!!!!!

Yas!

YAS!!!

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 12:55 PM (xCA6C)

168 164 Bible story moment.

[King Eglon] was the head of the confederacy of Moab, Ammon and Amalek in their assault on Israel. Eglon reigned over the Israelites for 18 years. One day, Ehud, who was left handed, came presenting a customary tribute and tricked Eglon and stabbed him with his sword, but when Ehud attempted to draw the sword back out, the obese king's excess fat prevented its retrieval. His servants, believing he was relieving himself, left him be. In the aftermath of his death, the Moabites were routed and the Israelites enjoyed eighty years of peace.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 12:53 PM (L/fGl)

Must've been after his ghostbuster days.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

169 140 Behold the Whores of Babylon.
Posted by: Some Guy Playing a Trumpet at June 14, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz86T)
_______
No, I grew up in Babylon (NY). Our trollops were cuter, by far.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 14, 2024 12:55 PM (1bNHn)

170 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

And Ehud escaped via the privy. Great story.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:55 PM (v6JzV)

171 38 of those 43 (51, but 8 were blacked out) were old white males, the other 5 were white women.

I think we found our "White Supremacists" we are warned about. They are the swamp, accusing the commoners of what they themselves are doing.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 14, 2024 12:55 PM (Cus5s)

172 I like the first lie exposure that the MSM covered. With a pillow until they killed it.

The photo of Joe and Hunter golfing with Hunter’s Burisma business partners.

You only saw it briefly on the internet. I don’t think the the networks or major newspapers covered it more than a day if at all.

Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2024 12:55 PM (SHMXB)

173 Wood looks HOT!

By definition anyone on that list is way on the wrong size of the hot/crazy line. She finds out you voted for Trump she'll bite your dick off.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2024 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

174 173 Wood looks HOT!

By definition anyone on that list is way on the wrong size of the hot/crazy line. She finds out you voted for Trump she'll bite your dick off.

Posted by: Ian S. at June 14, 2024 12:56 PM (2ocoG)

Vagina dentata?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh)

175 I’d be scairt spitless if my face was in that group.

Posted by: Eromero at June 14, 2024 12:57 PM (QtnU/)

176 Not according to the new Disney Star Wars
Posted by: It's me donna at June 14, 2024 12:43 PM (Akjoo)

Has Disney released the new "The Force Is Floss" t-shirt yet?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 12:58 PM (T7iTv)

177 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 12:53 PM (L/fGl)

And this is why Israel must be destroyed! —Hamas

Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2024 12:58 PM (SHMXB)

178 Just did an image search of Lana Wood.

Face not as pretty as Natalie's, but damn, what a rack.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 12:58 PM (v6JzV)

179 161 Afternoon ace. Seems like the knives might be coming out for Joey and his clan. Politico wouldn't run something like this without approval from some , if not all, of the powers behind the throne

His random walk at the G7 was probably the last straw.
Posted by: Archimedes
----------------------

Lot of new hair to sniff.
Like carp all of them are nibbling around the edges and the cookie is getting smaller and smaller.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 12:58 PM (Iynsv)

180 It's complicated...

Posted by: The Dog, recovering from his master's latest fall in the bathroom at June 14, 2024 12:58 PM (Rbu5d)

181 and by the way, i am pretty sure those 51 bastids didn't lie:
More than 50 former senior intelligence officials have signed on to a letter outlining their belief that the recent disclosure of emails allegedly belonging to Joe Biden’s son "has all the classic earmarks of a Russian information operation."
[politico 10/19/20]

but here is the heading from a link to politico at johns hopkins u the same day:

"Hunter Biden story is Russian disinformation, dozens of former intel officials say."

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 14, 2024 12:59 PM (B1FKF)

182 Meanwhile, the US banking system has half a trillion dollars in bad commercial real estate loans, and 63 of them are in financial trouble.
------

That includes Trump's where he defrauded people and walked off with all the money right?

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 12:59 PM (nZYm7)

183
Trump need to pull all the 51's security clearances as soon as get gets back into office.

This isn't retaliation or punishment. It's making sure those who participated in election interference are not allowed to use their power to do so again. " pRotectiNg Our demoCracy!!11!!" as the libs like to put it.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 14, 2024 01:00 PM (+oR7L)

184 I’d be scairt spitless if my face was in that group.

I bet the dual-citizenship quotient is high.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2024 01:00 PM (ws6WZ)

185 yes, yes, they'll reform, but take the W while you can:

@shellenberger 15m
Victory! Stanford Shuts Down Censorship Operation

The Stanford Internet Observatory, which led mass censorship efforts for the US government, has dismissed its leaders, Renée DiResta and Alex Stamos

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 14, 2024 01:01 PM (IG4Id)

186 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Slumps To 7 Month Low In 5-Sigma Miss

The economic collapse meant to greenlight rate cuts is coming right on schedule.

1 Year inflation expectations remained unchanged at 3.3%, beating estimates of a drop back 3.2%, while 5-10 Year inflation expectations rose from 3.0% to 3.1%, the highest since November.

Posted by: SMOD at June 14, 2024 01:01 PM (RHGPo)

187 Bible story moment.
[King Eglon] was the head of the confederacy of Moab

I saw The Confederacy of Moab open for Utah Saints at the Capitol Theatre in SLC in '94.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2024 01:01 PM (DgGvY)

188 Re: "The way that we deal in my family, it wasn't odd," Jim Biden responded. "To others it might be."

He seems to tacitly concede that it's suspicious behavior...if anyone but he and his family were the ones doing it, of course.

He assures us that it does not raise (his own suspicion) when he's the one doing it...so there's that.

Not only that, I'm sure he's given us his word as a Biden, so he and his family are exactly as trustworthy as, well, he and his family are.

Posted by: Sinple Stevo at June 14, 2024 01:02 PM (Dgo06)

189 Only eight of those agents were black?

They all look the same to me.

I denounce myself.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 14, 2024 01:02 PM (/y8xj)

190 Apparently Blinken only knows old, white intelligence operatives willing to lie for the Party.

Posted by: Candidus at June 14, 2024 01:03 PM (SgFA9)

191 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Slumps To 7 Month Low In 5-Sigma Miss

Only a group of experts could miss a forecast by 5 Sigma

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2024 01:03 PM (ws6WZ)

192 How does Obama feel about Hunter? Because this will be key. I still stand by my assertion Hunter is at the helm of our country with Obama’s crew.

Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2024 01:03 PM (pZEOD)

193 What does "5 Sigma" refer to?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:04 PM (v6JzV)

194 Afternoon ace. Seems like the knives might be coming out for Joey and his clan. Politico wouldn't run something like this without approval from some , if not all, of the powers behind the throne
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (FTjSO)

Just gonna say, I wouldn't want to be behind any throne Biden was on.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 01:05 PM (T7iTv)

195 193 What does "5 Sigma" refer to?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:04 PM (v6JzV)

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Five standards of deviation.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

196 What does "5 Sigma" refer to?

A result that has a statistical significance of five sigma means the almost certain likelihood that a bump in the data is caused by a new phenomenon, rather than a statistical fluctuation. Scientists calculate this by measuring the signal against the expected fluctuations in the background noise across the whole range.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

197 Meanwhile, the US banking system has half a trillion dollars in bad commercial real estate loans, and 63 of them are in financial trouble.

Of course, the FDIC won't say which ones.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (lTGtQ)

The ones whose CEOs make the smallest contributions to the Biden 2024 campaign.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 01:06 PM (T7iTv)

198
Just gonna say, I wouldn't want to be behind any throne Biden was on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 01:05 PM (T7iTv)

Biden's throne is made by Ferguson.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)

199 ***And over a lifetime in public life, some of the president's aides have taken on roles as surrogate members of the tight-knit Biden clan.***
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That's one shower for all and all in one shower.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 01:07 PM (Iynsv)

200

KILL ME!

Posted by: Groom of the Jotato Stool at June 14, 2024 01:08 PM (JZWH/)

201 Afternoon ace. Seems like the knives might be coming out for Joey and his clan. Politico wouldn't run something like this without approval from some , if not all, of the powers behind the throne
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (FTjSO)

Just gonna say, I wouldn't want to be behind any throne Biden was on.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Out: Eminence Gris
In: Excreta Marron

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:08 PM (v6JzV)

202 > Only a group of experts could miss a forecast by 5 Sigma
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Spoiler... it wasn't a "miss."

It was deliberate. Everything is ghey, bullshit and a lie with this junta.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2024 01:08 PM (Q4IgG)

203 The NHL's Arizona Coyotes are moving to Utah. They can't come up with a name in time for the upcoming season, so they will be known as the Utah Hockey Club for the time being.

How ridiculous.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

204
Only a group of experts could miss a forecast by 5 Sigma

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2024 01:03 PM (ws6WZ)

Give 'em time. They're still working on their Six Sigma* certification. I'm sure they'll miss the mark even more before too long.

*(Gov't Expert Version)

Posted by: Sinple Stevo at June 14, 2024 01:08 PM (Dgo06)

205 "His random walk at the G7 was probably the last straw."

Notice how all those fearless leaders surrounded Biden, like a human play pen.

They know...and probably pocket a big payola for participating in President Poopy Patrol.

Posted by: Ju at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (aTmM/)

206 What does "5 Sigma" refer to?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Five standards of deviation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Missing by 5 sigma means you had about a 1-in-3,500,000 chance of being wrong, and you were wrong.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (DgGvY)

207 A result that has a statistical significance of five sigma means the almost certain likelihood that a bump in the data is caused by a new phenomenon, rather than a statistical fluctuation. Scientists calculate this by measuring the signal against the expected fluctuations in the background noise across the whole range.
Posted by: Archimedes

Uh, thanks. I think...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (v6JzV)

208 Los Angeles Councilmember "Maebe A. Girl" Helps City Remove "No U-Turn" Signs Deemed Homophobic

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U-turns are homophobic?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (L/fGl)

209 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Slumps To 7 Month Low In 5-Sigma Miss

Only a group of experts could miss a forecast by 5 Sigma

Posted by: t-bird

That is so extreme as to be statistically impossible to be anything but intentional.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (lTGtQ)

210 Jim Biden testified that he hired the former head of his brother's Secret Service detail, Dale Pupillo, to investigate a Chinese executive that Hunter Biden was doing business with in 2017.
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I love all these references to "business" that the Bidens regularly make. Since none of them work, no one has a job, or a real business, their definition of the word means "payoff", as in "Hunter did business with Patrick Ho" really means Ho paid off Joe, and Hunter collected a commission.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (GxCWX)

211 194 Afternoon ace. Seems like the knives might be coming out for Joey and his clan. Politico wouldn't run something like this without approval from some , if not all, of the powers behind the throne
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 14, 2024 12:52 PM (FTjSO)
______________________

Diluting the news cycle and running interference. If they had the long knives out, Joe Biden would have been the focus, not the aides and family members. Some other news outlet has something brewing or somethings about to pop in one of those incessant committee meetings. Add to that Merrick Garland getting some "contempt" pressure. Politico is doing what they always do...getting out in front of something damaging so they can say...hey, we covered that already.

Posted by: Orson at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (dIske)

212 It's a big club, and you ain't in it.

Posted by: Selfless Civil Servants at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (bK6VJ)

213 A result that has a statistical significance of five sigma means the almost certain likelihood that a bump in the data is caused by a new phenomenon, rather than a statistical fluctuation. Scientists calculate this by measuring the signal against the expected fluctuations in the background noise across the whole range.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 14, 2024 01:06 PM (xCA6C)

Oh yeah.....THAT clears it up.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (Zz0t1)

214 91 Sponge

The 8th grandchild Navy?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 14, 2024 12:32 PM (xrAlj)

Well, ok. An acknowledged Biden family member then.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

Commander?

Posted by: Inogame at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (53oGX)

215 The NHL's Arizona Coyotes are moving to Utah. They can't come up with a name in time for the upcoming season, so they will be known as the Utah Hockey Club for the time being.

How ridiculous.
Posted by: Sponge

Can't they just keep the name "Coyotes?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (v6JzV)

216 210 I love all these references to "business" that the Bidens regularly make. Since none of them work, no one has a job, or a real business, their definition of the word means "payoff", as in "Hunter did business with Patrick Ho" really means Ho paid off Joe, and Hunter collected a commission.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (GxCWX)

=========

What service does the Biden family employ?

Seems like favorable lines in statute and treatment by the administrative state. That seems corruption-y to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (GBKbO)

217 We should do an office pool, AoSHQ style.

When is Alzheimer Joe going to be yanked from the ticket?

Place your bets, from today, all the way up to Nov. 5.

I think "before the June debate" is a pretty good bet.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

218 Los Angeles Councilmember "Maebe A. Girl" Helps City Remove "No U-Turn" Signs Deemed Homophobic

No one can look at that freak and wonder if they're a girl, unless you mean:

Guy
In
Real
Life

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (T7iTv)

219 217 We should do an office pool, AoSHQ style.

When is Alzheimer Joe going to be yanked from the ticket?

Place your bets, from today, all the way up to Nov. 5.

I think "before the June debate" is a pretty good bet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

========

Those of us who've been saying that he'll be the one on the ticket haven't had to modify our predictions one time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

220 Missed by 5 Sigma?

Posted by: Maxwell Smart at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (SYTee)

221
Can't they just keep the name "Coyotes?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

No, let them people go!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (pUmP9)

222 Politico is doing what they always do...getting out in front of something damaging so they can say...hey, we covered that already.
Posted by: Orson at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM

1. Some people did some things.
2. Mistakes may have been made.
3. What difference, at this point, does it make?
4. Old news.

Dude. We're just on Step 2 at this point.

Posted by: Politico at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (bK6VJ)

223 215 The NHL's Arizona Coyotes are moving to Utah. They can't come up with a name in time for the upcoming season, so they will be known as the Utah Hockey Club for the time being.

How ridiculous.
Posted by: Sponge

Can't they just keep the name "Coyotes?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (v6JzV)

Why not call them the Mormons?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

224
Can't they just keep the name "Coyotes?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (v6JzV)

I guess the embarrassment of having a franchise called the "Jazz" when your city is not known for any music whatsoever was too much to carry on. Are there coyotes roaming around Salt Lake City? Are they known for their Coyote population more than say, Arizona?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

225 Utah Sister-Wives?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:13 PM (ynpvh)

226 What does "5 Sigma" refer to?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

In any normal distribution of data, 2/3 of all data will fall within one standard deviation, or sigma, 95 percent will fall within two, and 99 percent will fall within three. You can see where this is going.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (lTGtQ)

227
Why not call them the Mormons?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

I was thinking "Polygamists" and the logo is a dude standing with his pockets pulled out surrounded by 3 or 4 women.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

228 Five standards of deviation.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

So it's a homo thing?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (L/fGl)

229 Ace, your favorite strong black woman went and cried publicly about evil white people at a black church again yesterday!

AP: A defiant Fani Willis appears to call out her critics in Trump case in speech at Black church. “I live the experience of a Black woman who is attacked and oversexualized,” she said. “See, I’m so tired of hearing these idiots call my name as ‘fanny’ in a way to attempt to humiliate me because, like silly school boys, the name reminds them of a woman’s rear, of her behind.”

Trump has used that pronunciation to mock Willis — whose first name is pronounced FAH'-nee — notably during a rally in Ohio in March when he said “fanny, like your ass,” when talking about her name. His campaign did not immediately respond to a request for comment Thursday. Willis said her father, “a strong, educated, conscious Black man,” gave her the name Fani Taifa, which she said means “prosperous people” in Swahili.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (JCZqz)

230 217 We should do an office pool, AoSHQ style.

When is Alzheimer Joe going to be yanked from the ticket?

Place your bets, from today, all the way up to Nov. 5.

I think "before the June debate" is a pretty good bet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

Post election. Trump will beat Biden, dems will say, "Wait, he wasn't our real nominee. That was just a practice!" Then they'll toss him aside, install Kamala and dare someone to do something about it.

Mostly joking.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (KbCG3)

231 Can't they just keep the name "Coyotes?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:10 PM (v6JzV)

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That's what I was thinking. Dumb.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (DRSnL)

232 227
Why not call them the Mormons?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh)

I was thinking "Polygamists" and the logo is a dude standing with his pockets pulled out surrounded by 3 or 4 women.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz0t1)

Utah Soakers?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

233 Willis said her father, “a strong, educated, conscious Black man,” gave her the name Fani Taifa, which she said means “prosperous people” in Swahili.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (JCZqz)

And his tips on cash! Wowwy zowwy.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (KbCG3)

234 Los Angeles Councilmember "Maebe A. Girl" Helps City Remove "No U-Turn" Signs Deemed Homophobic

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U-turns are homophobic?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 01:09 PM (L/fGl)

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I just looked up what this is about and now my head hurts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

235 In any normal distribution of data, 2/3 of all data will fall within one standard deviation, or sigma, 95 percent will fall within two, and 99 percent will fall within three. You can see where this is going.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

None of these explanations means anything to me. Too mathy. But thanks for trying.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (v6JzV)

236 Are there coyotes roaming around Salt Lake City?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

I assume there are some. Gotta keep track of all the illegals you truck in.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (T7iTv)

237 Utah Soakers?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh)

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HAHAHA

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

238 Utah Saltines.

Posted by: davidt at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (SYTee)

239 195 193 What does "5 Sigma" refer to?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:04 PM (v6JzV)

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Five standards of deviation.
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That's a shit ton of the six degrees from Kevin Bacon.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (pZ64F)

240 Smegma >>>>>> Sigma

Posted by: Folsom Street Fair participants at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (bK6VJ)

241 "His random walk at the G7 was probably the last straw."

Notice how all those fearless leaders surrounded Biden, like a human play pen.
......

Most of them just wanted to pickpocket him.

Posted by: wth at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (v0R5T)

242 Utah should name their team after Romney.

I'm thinking the Utah Shitfags

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (nZYm7)

243 Can't they just keep the name "Coyotes?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

What is Utah known for? The Bonnyville Salt Flats!
They can be called the Utah Salts or Utah Bonnies!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (pUmP9)

244 I think "before the June debate" is a pretty good bet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

I think that's too soon. I say shorty before the Democrat Convention which is in August. I say sometime in July.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (XkYcA)

245 235 In any normal distribution of data, 2/3 of all data will fall within one standard deviation, or sigma, 95 percent will fall within two, and 99 percent will fall within three. You can see where this is going.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

None of these explanations means anything to me. Too mathy. But thanks for trying.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:15 PM (v6JzV)

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It's EXTREMELY unlikely, and the prediction was nonsense.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

246 Are there coyotes roaming around Salt Lake City?

Si, senor.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM (/y8xj)

247 What's the name of the BYU teams?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

248 1. Some people did some things.
2. Mistakes may have been made.
3. What difference, at this point, does it make?
4. Old news.

Dude. We're just on Step 2 at this point.
Posted by: Politico at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (bK6VJ)

________________________

5. Drop the story late in the week (June 7). But, not on a Friday...that's too obvious.

Posted by: Orson at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM (dIske)

249 Prosperous people in Swahilii is Watu wenye mafanikio.

Posted by: Piper at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM (aT5K/)

250 247 What's the name of the BYU teams?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

Cougars.

Their mascot is Neve Campbell. True story!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (KbCG3)

251 What's the name of the BYU teams?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Ought to be called the rabbits based on the BYU rumors I've heard.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (pUmP9)

252 ok, the whole 'sigm' thing is like
1 sigma means 1 in a hundred
2 sigma means 1 in a 1000
etc
six sigma basically means doing it right 99.99999 percent of the time. yes i read the six sigma for dummies book a few years ago

your imitation timex watch might be 1 sigma. you want six sigma when the plane you're on is flying from los angeles to moscow non stop.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (B1FKF)

253 We should do an office pool, AoSHQ style.

When is Alzheimer Joe going to be yanked from the ticket?

Place your bets, from today, all the way up to Nov. 5.

I think "before the June debate" is a pretty good bet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)
======================
You say this because of his very bad week this past week? He's had many such bad stretches, but he is still there.

I myself thought he would have long since been replaced, because he is so obviously senile, and TJM assured me I was wrong, and now I have reluctantly come around to his view. I think it is too late for Democrats to replace Biden, and (scarily for world peace and stability) I suppose he is going to be their candidate. They really should get some other puppet.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (d/hGZ)

254 What's the name of the BYU teams?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM (v6JzV)

Cougars.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (Zz0t1)

255 In any normal distribution of data, 2/3 of all data points will fall within one standard deviation, or sigma, 95 percent will fall within two, and 99 percent will fall within three. You can see where this is going.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

None of these explanations means anything to me. Too mathy. But thanks for trying.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It means you have to try and miss. The odds of a miss like this is like throwing a dart and hitting a window in the building across the street.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (lTGtQ)

256 253 I myself thought he would have long since been replaced, because he is so obviously senile, and TJM assured me I was wrong, and now I have reluctantly come around to his view. I think it is too late for Democrats to replace Biden, and (scarily for world peace and stability) I suppose he is going to be their candidate. They really should get some other puppet.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (d/hGZ)

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Democrats had the mechanism to replace him. It was the primary.

They spiked the primary in favor of Biden because they have reasons for sticking with him. It may be no more complicated than inertia.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

257 Utah Kingtome's

Posted by: spindrift at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (OguvZ)

258 They will keep Joe in.

He's their guy. They don't care about his cognitive issues. He's not running the show. He's a useful idiot.

They don't intend to be out of power ever again and the mechanisms are in place to ensure that happens. Who's being led around the world embarrassing the nation is completely beside the point.

Posted by: Just Lily at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (RLLZj)

259 "5 sigma" is a term used in statistics to describe a result that is extremely unlikely to be due to chance. It means there's only a 1 in 3.5 million chance that the result happened randomly, indicating a very high level of confidence in the finding.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (nZYm7)

260 What's the name of the BYU teams?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM

Older women pursuing younger men in meet markets.

Posted by: zombie Porter Rockwell at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (bK6VJ)

261 Those of us who've been saying that he'll be the one on the ticket haven't had to modify our predictions one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

Put your money where your... eh, keyboard is, buddy!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (dGCAG)

262 Willis said her father, “a strong, educated, conscious Black man,” gave her the name Fani Taifa, which she said means “prosperous people” in Swahili.

So, to be clear, he father was educated and conscious but it never occurred to him that regardless of what a word means in Swahili, most people in the US will take the western definition and maybe he shouldn't name his daughter 'ass'.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (T7iTv)

263 Neve Campbell was a cutie back in the day.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (v6JzV)

264 Look, right there on the Memo line of the check it says, 'Not a bribe'. That settles it, okay?

Posted by: Hunter at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (XeU6L)

265
You gonna'

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wC10VWDTzmU

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (Iynsv)

266 The Utah Honeybees.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (L/fGl)

267 261 Those of us who've been saying that he'll be the one on the ticket haven't had to modify our predictions one time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

Put your money where your... eh, keyboard is, buddy!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (dGCAG)

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I only bet with my life, never my money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

268 251 What's the name of the BYU teams?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Soakers ?

Posted by: Taggart at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (og5mY)

269 *biden could "die" before the election. That would, perhaps, generate a fair amount of sympathy for the Democrat's chosen successor. Whether that's Kamala or someone else is obviously debatable, but if they honestly thought they'd not be able to cheat their way to a win I think they'll run Kamala.

And by "die" I mean either naturally or not.

I would think before the convention is the "drop dead date." SWIDT

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (Q4IgG)

270 Are they known for their Coyote population more than say, Arizona?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

Utah has plenty of coyotes. Them fookers are every damn where. Like giant rats.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM (xPJvm)

271 Fani Taifa
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Named after his favorite political terrrorist group

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 01:21 PM (nZYm7)

272 NOOD, elections in countries that don't matter.

Posted by: mikeski at June 14, 2024 01:21 PM (DgGvY)

273 229
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AP: A defiant Fani Willis appears to call out her critics in Trump case in speech at Black church. “I live the experience of a Black woman who is attacked and oversexualized,” she said. “See, I’m so tired of hearing these idiots call my name as ‘fanny’ in a way to attempt to humiliate me because, like silly school boys, the name reminds them of a woman’s rear, of her behind.”

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 14, 2024 01:14 PM (JCZqz)

She's right; I'll call her scr*unt from now on, since that's what she seems to lead with.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:21 PM (ynpvh)

274 We should do an office pool, AoSHQ style.

When is Alzheimer Joe going to be yanked from the ticket?

Place your bets, from today, all the way up to Nov. 5.

I think "before the June debate" is a pretty good bet.
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I still say he's going to "run" and "win," complete a 2nd term, and continue to sniff little girls for years after without facing any consequences* for his corruptions and perversions. I'd be more than okay if I turn out to be wrong.

*in this life

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 14, 2024 01:21 PM (iZbyp)

275 I think "before the June debate" is a pretty good bet.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:11 PM (dGCAG)

I think that's too soon. I say shorty before the Democrat Convention which is in August. I say sometime in July.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 14, 2024 01:16 PM (XkYcA)

That's a good guess too. Truly, we should do this. With or without money involved.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 14, 2024 01:21 PM (dGCAG)

276 See, I’m so tired of hearing these idiots call my name as ‘fanny’ in a way to attempt to humiliate me because, like silly school boys, the name reminds them of a woman’s rear, of her behind.
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It's not your name honey it's your face.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 01:22 PM (nZYm7)

277 These people are beyond reproach I’ll have you know!

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 14, 2024 01:22 PM (WMRLA)

278 262 Willis said her father, “a strong, educated, conscious Black man,” gave her the name Fani Taifa, which she said means “prosperous people” in Swahili.

So, to be clear, he father was educated and conscious but it never occurred to him that regardless of what a word means in Swahili, most people in the US will take the western definition and maybe he shouldn't name his daughter 'ass'.
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The British 'Fanni' does not refer to the back nine. It refers to the front nine.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 14, 2024 01:22 PM (pZ64F)

279 I got it.

Utah SuperSoakers.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:22 PM (ynpvh)

280 > Ought to be called the rabbits based on the BYU rumors I've heard.

If you're referring to "soaking," that's a BS slander propagated by green haired U of U slags and ex-Mo losers. If you're referring to the married student housing, well, yeah. We used to call those the rabbit hutches.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 14, 2024 01:23 PM (Odg76)

281 >>>So, to be clear, he father was educated and conscious but it never occurred to him that regardless of what a word means in Swahili, most people in the US will take the western definition and maybe he shouldn't name his daughter 'ass'.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic
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Sure. He's a commie and it fits right in the program.
Icing is using your own kin, reference: the Soetero's and Biden's.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 01:24 PM (Iynsv)

282 I only bet with my life, never my money.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 14, 2024 01:20 PM

Never go up against a Ridley Scott fan when death is on the line.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 14, 2024 01:25 PM (bK6VJ)

283 I said from Day 1 back before people even thought "Tara Reade" was an op to get rid of him, that they will ride his decrepit ass as far as it will go, including right up to the point he can absolutely not physically perform on a believable level. This is still not that time.

And when he goes it will be a hero's sendoff that would make any rational person vomit what they had for dinner five months ago. Kamala will succeed him and Booty will be her VP.

Have not wavered.

Posted by: ... at June 14, 2024 01:25 PM (nZYm7)

284 None of these explanations means anything to me. Too mathy. But thanks for trying.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Essentially, they bet heavily on a snowstorm in Fort Lauderdale today.

Posted by: t-bird at June 14, 2024 01:25 PM (4SKzt)

285 252 ok, the whole 'sigm' thing is like
1 sigma means 1 in a hundred
2 sigma means 1 in a 1000
etc
six sigma basically means doing it right 99.99999 percent of the time. yes i read the six sigma for dummies book a few years ago

your imitation timex watch might be 1 sigma. you want six sigma when the plane you're on is flying from los angeles to moscow non stop.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 14, 2024 01:18 PM (B1FKF)

Gaussian distribution. Statistics. All very mathy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:26 PM (ynpvh)

286 This is a pretty good rant by Bongino

https://wimkin.com/video/play/
311669/https-t-me-davidavocadowolfe-131040/

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at June 14, 2024 01:26 PM (WMRLA)

287 260 What's the name of the BYU teams?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 14, 2024 01:17 PM

Older women pursuing younger men in meet markets.

Posted by: zombie Porter Rockwell at June 14, 2024 01:19 PM (bK6VJ)

Wonder what kinds of diseases one can get in a meet market.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 14, 2024 01:27 PM (ynpvh)

288 >>>“I live the experience of a Black woman who is attacked and oversexualized,” she said.
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Fani's some kind of woman has to pay to get laid.
A woman such a put off she has to pay a man.
I never.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 14, 2024 01:28 PM (Iynsv)

289 288 >>>“I live the experience of a Black woman who is attacked and oversexualized,” she said.
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We’re all going to fail but you’re only a failure when you blame others for failing. —-Bum Phillips

Posted by: polynikes at June 14, 2024 01:47 PM (SHMXB)

290 The NHL's Arizona Coyotes are moving to Utah. They can't come up with a name in time for the upcoming season, so they will be known as the Utah Hockey Club for the time being.

How ridiculous.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 14, 2024 01:08 PM (Zz0t1)

The Utah Yutes ftw

Posted by: Glenn John at June 14, 2024 02:08 PM (nvKZ7)

291 Or the Utah Cayutes?

Posted by: Glenn John at June 14, 2024 02:10 PM (nvKZ7)

292 Post a clip from Lethal Weapon 2 of Leo Gets explaining how funneling money works. Ok ok ok

Posted by: ChrisW at June 14, 2024 07:42 PM (f+i1x)

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