Biden's Approval Rating Hits Fresh Low; Liberal Poll Analyst Nate Silver Renews Call for Biden to Drop Out

I've mentioned before that I'm worried about Biden's numbers dropping too low before the fall, which will result in the Democrat Party -- by which I mean Obama and his top socialists, as well as the Democrat billionaire donors -- telling Biden that he has to drop out.

In a way, the Trump Fake Conviction is helpful to Trump, because it will tend to give Democrats some hope, and keep them from moving to take out Biden.

But, while I'm still worried the Fake Conviction will badly hurt Trump (we'll have to see where the numbers stabilize), I'm now getting worried that they won't hurt Trump at all.

Which will result in Biden getting a visit from the Unwise Men of the Democrat Party. The Gaybeards, if you will.

Biden's numbers are bad. He's at an approval rating low enough to say that his chances for reelection (or election for the first time) are essentially non-existent.

"Biden just hit a new all-time low in approval," Silver noted in a post on X, referencing FiveThirtyEight's latest average of the president's job approval numbers. This stark decline has led to growing discussions about whether Biden should reconsider his bid for a second term. Silver suggested that while dropping out of the race would be a significant risk, continuing to run with such low approval ratings might pose an even greater threat. "Are we there yet? I don't know. But it's more than fair to ask," he added.
Silver has long been vocal about his concerns regarding Biden's ability to secure a victory against former President Donald Trump in the upcoming election. In February, he suggested that there might be other Democrats better equipped to take on the challenge. Last month, he doubled-down, arguing that the Democratic Party would have been better served if Biden had decided not to seek a second term, allowing for a more competitive primary process.
"What's clearer [in my opinion] is that Democrats would have been better served if Biden had decided a year ago not to seek a second term, which would have allowed them to have some semblance of a primary process and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country," Silver stated.

Silver notes that Biden's age is a genuine concern for voters. Well, yes, but Biden's age has now been accepted as the single aspect you're permitted to mention as a flaw of Biden's. The leftwing will not admit that Biden's presidency has been a full-spectrum failure.

So they point out his age. But Biden's presidency would be a ruinous failure even if he were forty and able to beat up all the various people he invites to a fist-fight every month.

Biden has been persistently unpopular since September 2021-- from the disastrous Afghan bug-out of late August 2021.

House Democrats are alarmed enough that they're even resorting to tactics they've never used before -- fear-mongering, lying, and attacking Christians.

House Democrats are forming a task force to combat what they perceive as the dangers of a potential second term for Donald Trump. The initiative comes as part of a broader strategy to alarm the public about Trump's policy goals, which they claim pose a significant threat to democracy.
Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.) is spearheading the effort, warning that Trump's proposed policies could lead the country towards a "dystopic, right-wing theocracy." Huffman and other Democrats argue that the public needs to be aware of the potential risks and be prepared to confront them.

Lefties are beginning to panic. Their tears and flop-sweat are wonderful.

Meanwhile, CBS's clownishly, cartoonishly biased Margaret Brennan is in disbelief that 62% of registered voters want to deport all illegal immigrants. She thinks they must have misunderstood the question, or misunderstood their own answer.

CBS News host Margaret Brennan on Sunday appeared perplexed by the results of a recent poll that showed majority support for deporting all illegal immigrants.
"Homeland Security says that President Biden has already deported or repatriated more people in the past year than any year since 2010. And then, depending on the details of what's talked about on the campaign trail, some of what Mr. Trump talks about could be illegal," Brennan said.

That's right, Marge -- Biden is doing a bang-up job on the border. Just like he's doing a great job on the Best Economy in History. The people are just too stupid to understand how wonderfully he's doing.

She continued, "It doesn't seem practical, in some sense, to round up children. And then we know that the courts have questioned whether local authorities would have the ability to do it, and federal authorities don't have the resources. So what exactly do people think they're supporting?"
A CBS News/YouGov poll found that 62% of registered voters said they would support a government program that would deport all migrants living in the U.S. illegally. The poll, conducted between June 5-7, also found that a majority of registered voters supported Biden's latest executive action at the southern border.
Anthony Salvanto, CBS' director of elections and surveys, said that while the support for a deportation effort was mostly among supporters of former President Trump, some Democrats supported it as well.
"When you measure public sentiment on this or really just about any policy, you're getting a sense of direction. You're getting broad brushstrokes," Salvanto said.
Salvanto also said the poll asked if respondents felt local authorities should be involved in deporting the migrants.
"A lot of folks do say yes. Again, the details of that, the specifics, you're not going to pick that up in an aggregate public opinion," he said.
"We are in a different era in which a lot of folks say the system as a whole is not working. And all of these, if you connect the dots through them, are part of that reaction against it, which explains some of that general sentiment for some of these policies," Salvanto continued.

But Biden's appointed political hacks say he's deporting so many illegals!

This is the tell: They scream about how terrible it is to "round up (illegal alien) children," but then they claim that Biden is the Deporter in Chief.

Obviously they do not believe that, or they'd be screaming about how terrible it is.

They are just trying to sell uninformed viewers that "Akshually Biden is deporting all the illegal children."

And at the same time: "Think how terrible it will be if Trump is elected! He'll deport all the illegal children!"

But you just said Biden's already deporting everyone he can catch.

You're not only liars, but you're really stupid liars.

🚨 JUST IN — MSNBC: New poll shows that voters say Donald Trump is MORE “tough, energetic, effective, and competent” than Crooked Joe Biden.pic.twitter.com/gfXNYWmEvi
— Proud Elephant 🇺🇸🦅 (@ProudElephantUS) June 10, 2024

Biden froze again, this time at a Juneteenth Photo Op:

Why isn't Biden moving? pic.twitter.com/DA78820xcd
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 11, 2024

Karen Townsend writes that the freeze looks a lot like Mitch McConnell's glitches.

When McConnell froze, he stood motionless with a blank stare on his face. Biden had the same look on his face. McConnell had a second frozen moment during an event in Kentucky. After the second episode, McConnell announced he was stepping down as Senate minority leader and would not seek re-election. He was 81, the same age as Biden.

Obama's handlers shouldn't have posed their puppet in a situation in which the people all around him would be stand-dancing.

But maybe they meant to.

Biden had another instance of Lost Time:

When a white dude goes to black church pic.twitter.com/qraXKVxrxk
— Bonchie (@bonchieredstate) June 11, 2024

Below, his face is frozen with confusion and fear.

Biden has absolutely no idea where he is right now pic.twitter.com/W7otSCDsd1
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) June 11, 2024

The White House denied that Biden had a freeze moment, or that his face showed confusion and fear. "That's just the earthy innate racism that Blue Collar Joe has had all of his life," they explained.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:13 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

2 first and nood

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 02:14 PM (ZdexC)

3 Hi ace!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 11, 2024 02:14 PM (4XwPj)

4 The 'nood' -- both of them -- cost me

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 02:14 PM (ZdexC)

5 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:14 PM (Zz0t1)

6 Push it to the limit . . .

Posted by: Joe Biden Workout Montage at June 11, 2024 02:14 PM (v9Ghg)

7 Meanwhile, CBS's clownishly, cartoonishly biased Margaret Brennan is in disbelief that 62% of registered voters want to deport all illegal immigrants. She thinks they must have misunderstood the question, or misunderstood their own answer.

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Sounds like democracy to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:14 PM (GBKbO)

8 And even though they're record lows, I'm betting they're still lies and he's even lower.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:15 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz Jun 10
He’s doing it again…

https://tinyurl.com/3nbzam5x
29 seconds; Biden doesn't know where to go, again.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 02:15 PM (ZdexC)

10 He's at an approval rating low enough to say that his chances for reelection (or election for the first time) are essentially non-existent.

challenge accepted

Posted by: Philly Poll Workers at June 11, 2024 02:15 PM (AR07F)

11 We're not concerned.

Posted by: 81 million "votes" at June 11, 2024 02:16 PM (N1oBC)

12 I've mentioned before that I'm worried about Biden's numbers dropping too low before the fall, which will result in the Democrat Party -- by which I mean Obama and his top socialists, as well as the Democrat billionaire donors -- telling Biden that he has to drop out.

It will be amusing to see the switch in lefty's heads go from

A) Biden is the best president we've ever had and he's on top of his game

to

B) Of course Biden is a doddering old fool and he must be replaced on the ballot so people have a real choice.

And suddenly it will be as if they never claimed A...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:16 PM (ibTVg)

13 The polls are wrong! I am not kidding, pal.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 11, 2024 02:16 PM (vFG9F)

14 Corn pop is in the orange shirt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 02:16 PM (qZEuM)

15 What worries me is Biden has been hitting "new lows" twice a month for the past 2 years and has gone from 38.5% all the way down to 37%.

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 02:16 PM (fiqmg)

16 12 B) Of course Biden is a doddering old fool and he must be replaced on the ballot so people have a real choice.

And suddenly it will be as if they never claimed A...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:16 PM (ibTVg)

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It's like how they turned on Hillary after her loss.

But she was able to regain her glow for the left for some reason.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

17 He's at an approval rating low enough to say that his chances for reelection (or election for the first time) are essentially non-existent.

Watch 81M votes become more then 100M votes.

As a quarter of the people that actually did vote for him last time vote for Trump this time...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (ibTVg)

18 Last month, he doubled-down, arguing that the Democratic Party would have been better served if Biden had decided not to seek a second term, allowing for a more competitive primary process.

You haven't had a competitive process in 20 years.

Ask Sanders.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

19 Biden's poll numbers have gone to his Depends.

Posted by: Axeman at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (krQz2)

20 Why am I surrounded by black people?
Joe Biden

Posted by: steevy at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (FQmDC)

21 MY POLE IS NOT LOW! ITS AS HIGH AND HARD AS ITS EVER BEEN. JUST ASK JILL. HIGH HARD POLES IS ALL SHE EVER GETS. NO SAGGING. JUST HIGH N HARD.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (OiAR7)

22 I'm not and have never been worried about Joey Showers dropping out. I don't understand why so many people are. How many times are we gonna hear that Joey should or is gonna be replaced before we realize it's just noise?

The poll numbers mean nothing. Joey could be polling at 25% and it would still mean nothing. His only hope is another blatant steal. That's the Dumocraps' sole and only pathway to "victory."

Joey is going nowhere. It doesn't matter how many Nate Silvers say he should drop out. Ain't happening.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

23 Joe Biden will be sworn in for a second term.

He will break 100 million votes.

Bookmark this.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (rsqyi)

24 18 You haven't had a competitive process in 20 years.

Ask Sanders.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

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It is not at all suspicious that Hillary won 12 coin tosses in a row in Nevada in 2016, comrade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (GBKbO)

25
It's like how they turned on Hillary after her loss.

The example I always go to is the Colbert show when he announced that Trump had fired Comey.

The crowd starting cheering because the lefty talking point up to that point at been Comey was bad an be replaced. Colbert vox-plained to them that it was bad and sure enough in a few minutes they were booing and hissing.

It was like something out of 1984.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:18 PM (ibTVg)

26 Wasn't Joe Biden raised in a black church?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:18 PM (rsqyi)

27 22 I'm not and have never been worried about Joey Showers dropping out. I don't understand why so many people are. How many times are we gonna hear that Joey should or is gonna be replaced before we realize it's just noise?

The poll numbers mean nothing. Joey could be polling at 25% and it would still mean nothing. His only hope is another blatant steal. That's the Dumocraps' sole and only pathway to "victory."

Joey is going nowhere. It doesn't matter how many Nate Silvers say he should drop out. Ain't happening.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (iFTx/)

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1. He could, you know, govern well. That could help with his numbers.

2. Doesn't matter. Biden stepped down on 1/1/23 to give Kamala 10 years of the presidency. It was agreed upon and everything.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

28 Jimmy Carter would’ve busted out some rockin’ moves.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 02:19 PM (v6JzV)

29 Just say NO to Joe

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 11, 2024 02:19 PM (Gbtl3)

30 >So what exactly do people think they're supporting?"
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I support sending every single swinging Ricardo back where they came from

even if it shortdicks every cannibal in the Congo

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2024 02:19 PM (/7KEl)

31 One more time

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 02:19 PM (bQ/08)

32 The one person fighting Joe being replaced is Jill. He'll do whatever she says, and she wants to keep being first lady. They could blackmail him- they explain to Joe/Jill all the dirt they have on them and that they will prosecute if he doesn't step aside.

But that only solves one problem.

There's Kamala. The Society of the Perpetually offended are going to be livid if she's shunted aside for anything other than a radical leftist woman (real or imagined) POC. I don't see anyone that fills the bill that could realistically compete with Trum

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended at June 11, 2024 02:19 PM (y7veS)

33 Remember no matter how low my polling might be, neither Ashley nor Beau nor Hunter every complained, well, much, when I gave them some

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:19 PM (ibTVg)

34 "Homeland Security says that President Biden has already deported or repatriated more people in the past year than any year since 2010. And then, depending on the details of what's talked about on the campaign trail, some of what Mr. Trump talks about could be illegal," Brennan said.

When you run the number of border crossers to the highest its ever been in US History, then deport 'more than any year since 2010,' you're REALLY not doing anything of value, asshole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

35 The Biden babble clip from yesterday seems relevant

@RNCResearch
BIDEN: "She know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 02:20 PM (IG4Id)

36 2. Doesn't matter. Biden stepped down on 1/1/23 to give Kamala 10 years of the presidency. It was agreed upon and everything.

TBH I thought the Junta was going to kill him with Kung Flu instead of having him step down.

I guess COVID just wasn't up to the task...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

37 When is the debate?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:20 PM (rsqyi)

38 So far, their strategy seems to be a double-down on, "why can't you stupids believe us and not your lying eyes?!"

They keep pointing to all the (falsified) economic numbers.

Well, a low unemployment rate doesn't pay my mortgage.
Money does.
A high stock market doesn't buy my groceries.
Money does.
A lowering inflation rate doesn't pay my electric bill.
Money does.

And I have less of it now than 4 years ago under Trump.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (g9W3m)

39 Bribe'ems real number is 25%.

Posted by: Ben Had at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (7iAr4)

40 Oh Lawdy! All those black folks hanging out wit ol massa Joe sure bees ah grinin.

Dey bees havin a Cakewalk and Massa Joe sure do looks happy!

Posted by: Stepin Fetchit at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (XRpj3)

41 "dystopic, right-wing theocracy."

Theocracy? Trump? WTF is she talking about?

Yes, we'll all go back to the horrible year of 2018.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (mvURQ)

42 So we don’t round up children. We let them be trafficked. Perfect.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (pZEOD)

43 The problem is that there is no one else. Biden is the best they have. They switch to someone else and the person is going to drop like a rock.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (s19xO)

44 When is the last time Joe did a press conference?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (rsqyi)

45 9 Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz Jun 10
He’s doing it again…

https://tinyurl.com/3nbzam5x
29 seconds; Biden doesn't know where to go, again.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 02:15 PM (ZdexC)

Doin the Robot like I usta back Inna day. Beep beep boop. Rrrrrrrrr. Beep My poles are high and hard. Beep boop.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (OiAR7)

46 You are not taking my presidency away from me!

Posted by: Dr. Jill Channeling Edith Bolling Wilson at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (f87vz)

47 This is the tell: They scream about how terrible it is to "round up (illegal alien) children," but then they claim that Biden is the Deporter in Chief.

They're the party of murdering babies. They painfully don't give a f*ck about children. Until they can be used as political tools.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

48 2018 - When the Far-right racist monsters roamed the land, ravaging women and making fun of trans people.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 11, 2024 02:22 PM (mvURQ)

49 41 "dystopic, right-wing theocracy."

Theocracy? Trump? WTF is she talking about?

Yes, we'll all go back to the horrible year of 2018.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (mvURQ)

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Anyone Christians support will become a theocrat to make them happy.

Also, all Christians should support good Catholic Biden.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

50 some of what Mr. Trump talks about could be illegal," Brennan said.

The fascist, sorry, moderate liberal, that stole the election in Poland, sorry, won the election in Poland, has been arresting opposition politicians for saying things that are apparently now illegal to say in Poland.

Now THAT is how you save your sacred democracy AMIRIGHT?

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:22 PM (ibTVg)

51 "What's clearer [in my opinion] is that Democrats would have been better served if Biden had decided a year ago not to seek a second term, which would have allowed them to have some semblance of a primary process and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country," Silver stated.
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Fuck that! We deserve our perks forever!

Posted by: zombie ruth bader ginsburg at June 11, 2024 02:22 PM (ZdexC)

52
lol @ Democrat Pole Analyst Nate Silver

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:22 PM (qCxap)

53 and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country

Besides me, who?

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! 2028! at June 11, 2024 02:22 PM (qkCkt)

54 What is this place?
Why am I here?
_Joey B.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (bQ/08)

55 2018, when wars and plagues ranged across the world, actively being stoked by the warrior and plager in chief, Donald Trump.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (mvURQ)

56
lol @ Democrat Pole Analyst Nate Silver

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:22 PM (qCxap)
_________

"Hey, that's my job!"

-- Pete Bootyjuice

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (iFTx/)

57 Damn Biden has the rhythm and the beat. Who knew?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (FTjSO)

58 Yes, we'll all go back to the horrible year of 2018.

Imagine Trump is very successful and returns the scope and scale of government to...2012. How did we ever survive that theocracy where the government was roaming around killing any man wearing pink shorts or listening to Korean boy bands...

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (ibTVg)

59 35 The Biden babble clip from yesterday seems relevant

@RNCResearch
BIDEN: "She know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured"
Posted by: weft cut-lo

Preznit of Ukraine asked for a bazillion dallah but I told him too boocoo. Too boocoo.

Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (OiAR7)

60 Looking at that chart, somebody remind me what was going on in mid and late summer of 2022 that accounts for the purple line spiking up and then back down.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (/y8xj)

61 When a white dude goes to black church

this motown stuff really caught on didn't it corn pop?

Posted by: Joey Shit for Brains at June 11, 2024 02:23 PM (AR07F)

62 In 2016 Trump led Hillary in the RCP average of polls for only 5 days. In 2020 he never led Biden. Not for a single day.

He's been ahead of Biden this time for weeks and getting stronger. He's leading or tied in all 6 of the swing states that flipped the election days after Election Day. If they are going to cheat Biden over the line this time the cheat will be so obvious it will be visible from Mars.

Sure, they will do some cheating but this is not 2020. Biden has a record and can't just hide in his basement and let the media campaign for him with made up bullshit.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:24 PM (LkLld)

63 Looking at that chart, somebody remind me what was going on in mid and late summer of 2022 that accounts for the purple line spiking up and then back down.

People filling in mail in ballots in windowless rooms

Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:24 PM (ibTVg)

64 It is odd to me that replacing Biden is viable option despite the fact it gotta be completely impossible to fight the fifty ballot battles to change the candidate.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 11, 2024 02:24 PM (pIfcn)

65 With the increase in articles about Biden's mental decline, been wondering if the stage is being set to kick him to the curb of some Alzheimer's wing of a rest home. Question remains, who to replace him with? Kamala isn't a winning strategy - her poll numbers have to be as bad as Biden's.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 11, 2024 02:24 PM (N39Ws)

66 What worries me is Biden has been hitting "new lows" twice a month for the past 2 years and has gone from 38.5% all the way down to 37%.
Posted by: ...

We've been at the point in which politics has replaced religion for a majority of the left. So, it's asymptotic curve for the foreseeable future.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (IG4Id)

67 Why I remember the sad days of 2018, when we had low inflation, high employment, immigration was under control, and no new wars had started.

Those were indeed dystopian times. the burning times. And the far-right theocracy, consisting of Donald Trump, Mitch McConnell, and Pual Ryan held sway across the land.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (mvURQ)

68 It is odd to me that replacing Biden is viable option despite the fact it gotta be completely impossible to fight the fifty ballot battles to change the candidate.

The hell you say!

Posted by: The "Republican" Gov of Ohio at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (ibTVg)

69 Does Joe know these things?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (x42Y3)

70 dystopic, right-wing theocracy

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SOLD.

Just tell me how to salute.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (Gbtl3)

71 47 This is the tell: They scream about how terrible it is to "round up (illegal alien) children," but then they claim that Biden is the Deporter in Chief.

They're the party of murdering babies. They painfully don't give a f*ck about children. Until they can be used as political tools.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:21 PM (Zz0t1)

And the ones they don't kill they groom to become ped0phile victims, cut off their junk, or both.

Posted by: Their "care" makes Mengele puke at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (Xlk7u)

72 ... support for a deportation effort was mostly among supporters of former President Trump, some Democrats supported it as well.
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Some? Wasn't it a plurality [?] of 45%?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (ZdexC)

73 Look at this bullshitting on Hillarys six coin toss wins in a row. (a 1 in 66 chance):
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Forbes : The Science of Hillary's Coin Toss Victories

.....

But 5:1 or 6:0 seems too unlikely to occur at random, doesn’t it?

Unfortunately, this is one of those cases where our mathematical intuition and what actual probabilities are don’t line up at all. If you have a fair (50/50) coin at play in each instance, it’s true you’re more likely to have three “wins” for each candidate than any other specific outcome. But it’s still not all that likely: there’s only a 31.25% chance that Clinton and Sanders would have walked away with three delegates apiece. Furthermore, the odds that Clinton would win four and Sanders would win two is only a little worse: 23.44%. But if you combine that with the odds that Sanders would’ve won four with Clinton winning two, you get that a 4:2 outcome has a 46.88% chance of happening. Meaning the “unlikely” outcomes of 5:1 or 6:0? They actually have a 21.88% chance of occurring, which is about the same as your odds of winning any prize at all.
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Watch as the Left "scientifically" turns a 1 in 66 occurrence into a 22% chance!!

Posted by: ... at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (fiqmg)

74 Those Biden honkeys don't look too comfortable.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (qZEuM)

75 Does it matter who runs as the demolition party candidate? Does it matter when that tool is approved by the UniParty, then crowned as Supreme Leader?

It does matter the US Constitution is regularly ignored by student, representative, and citizen alike.

It does matter the millionaires in Congress mostly were NOT rich before they were sworn to protect and serve.

It does matter the low-information screech voter will demand absolute destruction of what was built, demolition is necessary so she can satisfy her selfish social impulses on a national scale.

It does matter we are not remotely a representative republic, but an oligarchy controlled by an elite class. Normal citizens are cannon fodder for social disruption and national destruction.

We are not represented, and our votes do not matter.

Posted by: Dan Patterson at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (ln5wD)

76 They're just rubbing our noses in it.

They put this disgrace to humanity in charge and we can not do a thing about it.

Posted by: Just Lily at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (RLLZj)

77 "What's clearer [in my opinion] is that Democrats would have been better served if Biden had decided a year ago not to seek a second term, which would have allowed them to have some semblance of a primary process and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country," Silver stated.
_______

Silver is a moron and this underscores how unserious his call for Biden to be replaced is. The "many popular Democrats across the country"? Is he fucking high? Part of the reason Biden is still running is that the Democraps don't have anyone else on the bench who isn't less popular than oozing bedsores.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

78 But Biden's presidency would be a ruinous failure even if he were forty and able to beat up all the various people he invites to a fist-fight every month.

"Biden's" policies have been opposed by ~0.001% of elected Democrats. The issue - for the country - isn't Biden, it's Democrat policies. People need to hammer that home.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (IUd0M)

79 Ready for Lefty cope? Throw out a bunch of meaningless stats that aren't reflected in the aggregate!

Stunning 17-point swing over last 4 months in latest Biden-Trump poll. According to a new CBS/YouGov poll, Biden leads Trump among independent voters by two percentage points — 50% to 48%. It’s well within the margin of error, but amounts to a 17 point swing for Biden in June compared to March’s polling.

...potential weak spots for Trump are already showing, according to an AP survey. At least 2 in 10 of the voters in South Carolina’s Republican primary and the Iowa caucuses said they won’t back Trump in November, while approximately 3 in 10 in New Hampshire felt that way.

Scary that it's that close. Biden should be pummeling Orange Turd, especially after Project 2025 leaked! It's basically a blueprint for a permanent authoritarian supermajority, and a blank check for Trump to enable his wildest revenge fantasies, while Fox News becomes state run TV. It's akin to a dictatorship. We cannot allow that to happen to this country!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (JCZqz)

80 My fear is, the worse he's polling, the more outlandish and severe the cheating and/or Reichstag fire (COVID-24, anyone?) will be.

Posted by: parsimony at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (rSgBc)

81 Joey is going nowhere. It doesn't matter how many Nate Silvers say he should drop out. Ain't happening.
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It's a neat distraction: Joey is old, that's why people don't like him.

No, it's the policies.

Or can you point to the poll that says his policies are popular?
The Democrats in Congress opposing ANY of his policies?

Democrats have NEVER won on policies-- it's always personality.
And they have zero personality in reserves to replace Joe.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (g9W3m)

82
Did you see the clip of biden saying he's building a "60 bazillion dollar bridge in Ballmore?"

I shit you not.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:26 PM (qCxap)

83 "What's clearer [in my opinion] is that Democrats would have been better served if Biden had decided a year ago not to seek a second term, which would have allowed them to have some semblance of a primary process and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country," Silver stated.

And those would be...?

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:26 PM (xCA6C)

84 Re. Bidens unpopularity, even the blind can see he is simply not up to the job.

Remember the good old days when Biden promised to be a "transitional" figure, and only do one term in office? Good times.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 11, 2024 02:26 PM (mvURQ)

85 Good news, everyone!

Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (L/fGl)

86 It must be so frustrating for the demons inhabiting his body that it keeps wigging out like this.

Posted by: Suetonius at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (fxB4u)

87 62 Sure, they will do some cheating but this is not 2020. Biden has a record and can't just hide in his basement and let the media campaign for him with made up bullshit.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:24 PM (LkLld)

=======

They will cheat to the moon and back.

The only question is: who will stop them?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

amn Biden has the rhythm and the beat. Who knew?
Posted by: Smell the Glove"

I knew he has the funk.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (vFG9F)

89 "House Democrats are alarmed enough that they're even resorting to tactics they've never used before -- fear-mongering, lying, and attacking Christians."

I like your dry sense of humor there, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (XkYcA)

90 I love how Chlamydia Harris doesn't even TRY to help him.... Politics... it's a Skank eat Tard world, man...better get used to it.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (5AVMW)

91
Second look at "beto" o'rourke?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:28 PM (qCxap)

92 32 The one person fighting Joe being replaced is Jill. He'll do whatever she says, and she wants to keep being first lady. They could blackmail him- they explain to Joe/Jill all the dirt they have on them and that they will prosecute if he doesn't step aside.

whatever dirt they have on them - bidens dont give a flying f*ck

meanwhile the bidens have PLENTY of dirt on THEM

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:28 PM (s3qiR)

93 Darn sock. Now who am I again?

Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 11, 2024 02:28 PM (vFG9F)

94 Just tell me how to salute.

Imma gonna be wearing my orange cult robe 24/7.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 11, 2024 02:28 PM (v6JzV)

95 I don't think Joe is cognizant enough to even drop out of the face.

Look at his face at that concert - I imagine him thinking he's up on stage singing and everyone is cheering for him.

The funniest thing? All the people around him, looking at him for some sign of reaction, or even life.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 11, 2024 02:28 PM (mvURQ)

96 My fear is, the worse he's polling, the more outlandish and severe the cheating and/or Reichstag fire (COVID-24, anyone?) will be.
Posted by: parsimony at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (rSgBc)

Bird Flu. Doctor "Murderous" Birx is already calling for cows to be tested WEEKLY for it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

97 Biden: "I'm just pacing myself!!!!"

Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 11, 2024 02:28 PM (bNf8H)

98 I notice they're playing real R&B and not the Satanic and popular shit they call "R&B".

Why didn't they play the evil shit?

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (iRX3h)

99 so whatever happened to Joe's Pier in Gaza?

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (/7KEl)

100
Remember Bob O'Rourke?

He and Fake News were calling him "Beto."

Remember the 3 straight years of the "Beto" bullshit?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (qCxap)

101
They will cheat to the moon and back.

The only question is: who will stop them?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

Nobody. Because that's not who we are. *sniffs superciliously*

Posted by: We're too refined for such low endeavors at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (Xlk7u)

102 99 so whatever happened to Joe's Pier in Gaza?

lol it sunk

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (s3qiR)

103 The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks
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Huh, didn't know the FBI tracked crime in El Salvador.

Posted by: scampydog at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (2bFN5)

104 100
Remember Bob O'Rourke?

He and Fake News were calling him "Beto."

Remember the 3 straight years of the "Beto" bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (qCxap)

=========

I remember how he went from failing against Cruz to failing against Biden to failing against Abbott.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

105 @kylegriffin1
The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (L/fGl)

Failure to apprehend, investigate or imprison criminals does NOT constitute a drop in crime rates.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

106 93 Darn sock. Now who am I again?
Posted by: Joe Biteum

You're Admiral Ackbar. Post something amazing for us.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

107 I'm still convinced they borrowed a likeness of FJB from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum for the Juneteenth event...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (7fElN)

108 So the Dem plan is to make Slow Joe so detested by the electorate that a replacement will seem like a shiny new bauble worthy of adulatory praise? Which Dem is bauble worthy as Brandon's replacement? I don't see anyone that fits that bill, now.

Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (rj6Yv)

109 WHY DON'T YOU STUPID DEPLORABLES SEE HOW GREAT THINGS ARE FOR YOU?!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (llON8)

110 Breaking911 @Breaking911 1h
JUST IN: Booking photo released of Rudy Giuliani in Arizona ‘fake electors’ case

https://tinyurl.com/ycx7cu3u
different than PDT's but effective

Nick Sortor @nicksortor 11h
BIDEN JUST NOW: “She no long! She new sllunasuhhijuhnide our freedom can never be secured.”

I give this guy a month. It’s over.

https://tinyurl.com/mvt2pje8
6 seconds

Auron MacIntyre @AuronMacintyre 10h
Imagine the drug cocktail required to get this shambling corpse through a debate

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (ZdexC)

111 If Biden wins, go long on Kimberly-Clark.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (qkCkt)

112
Kyle Griffin
@kylegriffin1
The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Really?

Because crime statistics usually take over a year to compile and update.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (qCxap)

113 The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:

And everybody went and kissed the Venezuelans who come over the border illegally, Such a demonstration of affection made them stop trying to do robberies while on motorbikes!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (XkYcA)

114
Remember the 3 straight years of the "Beto" bullshit?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (qCxap)

We still have cars with Beto stickers running around these parts.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

115 Democrats have NEVER won on policies-- it's always personality.

free shit is a policy

they win on that

also no-work/no-show jobs. also policy. they win on that too.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (s3qiR)

116 The fact Joey's handlers see fit to put him in these situations demonstrates they only care about power, not the man who is their boss . He's a veg and no matter where they put him he'll still be a veg. This tells me they're doing it intentionally in order to show every Dem he should drop out. Rough game

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (FTjSO)

117 The right wing haters think underage incest is bad but Indiana knows better.

This LGBT book contains "very difficult" underage incest scenes but an Indiana school board allowed it to remain in a school library anyway

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

118 101 Nobody. Because that's not who we are. *sniffs superciliously*
Posted by: We're too refined for such low endeavors at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (Xlk7u)

========

I don't have much hope. The RNC could have changed for the better and be doing good work cleaning up voter rolls through lawsuits alongside third-party groups like Trust the Vote, but I'm doubtful.

My only real hope is the rural good ole boys of Pennsylvania deciding to make it into Philly, fully armed, with the aim of helping the count.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (GBKbO)

119 There are so many videos of Biden looking lost or feeble or incontinent that it is hard to pick a favorite, but this is definitely a cromulent one:

https://tinyurl.com/3sdwy2uy

Posted by: Rick Roll at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (v9Ghg)

120 105 @kylegriffin1
The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:27 PM (L/fGl)

Failure to apprehend, investigate or imprison criminals does NOT constitute a drop in crime rates.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, on paper it does. See "stats, juking the."

Posted by: As explained on The Wire at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (Xlk7u)

121 The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:

That's right - since the only area now reporting stats is...the FBI headquarters itself they can now show, indisputably, that crime is down! Now...if they can just find whoever is shitting in Joe's depends....

Posted by: The at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (ibTVg)

122
Really?

Because crime statistics usually take over a year to compile and update.

the FBI has their own method tho - they just take notes and that's as good as hard stats

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (s3qiR)

123 "I'm still convinced they borrowed a likeness of FJB from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum for the Juneteenth event...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel "

I don't think I could stand that motionless for that long. He's got some serious stealth skills.

Posted by: fd at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (vFG9F)

124 Sure, they will do some cheating but this is not 2020. Biden has a record and can't just hide in his basement and let the media campaign for him with made up bullshit.

Can't? Or shouldn't?

Posted by: The Media at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (xCA6C)

125
I remember how he went from failing against Cruz to failing against Biden to failing against Abbott.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, you're right. It was 5 years of the "beto" bullshit.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (qCxap)

126 Democrats have NEVER won on policies-- it's always personality.

muh abortions

Posted by: AWFLs at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (AR07F)

127 Scary that it's that close. Biden should be pummeling Orange Turd, especially after Project 2025 leaked! It's basically a blueprint for a permanent authoritarian supermajority, and a blank check for Trump to enable his wildest revenge fantasies, while Fox News becomes state run TV. It's akin to a dictatorship. We cannot allow that to happen to this country!

------------

SOLD.

Just hoping Project 2025 is an actual manifesto.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (Gbtl3)

128 Beatoff did his job and was rewarded with campaign contributions for it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (qZEuM)

129 125
I remember how he went from failing against Cruz to failing against Biden to failing against Abbott.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, you're right. It was 5 years of the "beto" bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (qCxap)

=========

I'm honestly surprised that we haven't heard anymore from him.

The graft was working, wasn't it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

130
This LGBT book contains "very difficult" underage incest scenes but an Indiana school board allowed it to remain in a school library anyway

20 years ago a librarian stocking that book in an elementary school would have been arrested.

And...there is no reason they couldn't do that now.

Posted by: The at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (ibTVg)

131 And suddenly it will be as if they never claimed A...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:16 PM (ibTVg)

They embraced their inner 1984 drone around the time of the Clinton impeachment when powerful men having sex with subordinate women was grounds for castration... except this time.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (IUd0M)

132 My only real hope is the rural good ole boys of Pennsylvania deciding to make it into Philly, fully armed, with the aim of helping the count.

they'd have to cross two or three large counties to get there

I feel like you don't know the topography of my state

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (s3qiR)

133 132 they'd have to cross two or three large counties to get there

I feel like you don't know the topography of my state
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (s3qiR)

========

I understand that cars exist.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

134 Lefties are beginning to panic.

I'm hoping the Ghosts can re-assure them that they can still rig all the other elections and stonewall their way thru another four years. Consider it a piece of cheese that looks oh, so easy to swipe...

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (FHiG2)

135 I was just reliving my times from growing up in a Black church! There were a bunch of those in my Catholic hood of Delaware, Jack!

Posted by: Puddin' Brains Biden at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (1mkjM)

136 The good thing is that they are going to have to nominate Biden before the convention, to get him on the ballot in Ohio.

That cuts down on their maneuvering room at the convention.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (uxCna)

137 Reset the Federal Register to 1791.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (rsqyi)

138 The one person fighting Joe being replaced is Jill. He'll do whatever she says, and she wants to keep being first lady. They could blackmail him- they explain to Joe/Jill all the dirt they have on them and that they will prosecute if he doesn't step aside.

=====

If Jill thought there was a path, she'd go back to f$%^ing and s%$#ing her way to 1600 Pennsylvania. Alas, she's aged out.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (qWpwv)

139 As a quarter of the people that actually did vote for him last time vote for Trump this time...
Posted by: 18-1 at June 11, 2024 02:17 PM (ibTVg)

They may "pull the lever" for Trump but they'll "vote" for Biden. IYKWIMAITTYD

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (IUd0M)

140 Wonder what Obama will do about Joe?
Ice him or fake king part 2.
Who else would carry his evil all around.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (SVYPk)

141
I think "beto's" father-in-law couldn't take anymore embarrassment and told "beto" to stop it.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (qCxap)

142 >>The only question is: who will stop them?

Some changes have already been made in places like Georgia as you know. And the new RNC is now proactively working in states across the country on election security issues and early voting. The new RNC is basically Trump's team, do you think they might be just a bit focused on election integrity?

Scott Pressler has been a busy guy and announced today his team has closed the voter registration gap in Bucks County, PA to less than 1000 votes and he's doing in this in places all around the country.

Stuff is happening, we aren't the only people who saw the cheating last cycle. But if you don't think any of it matters then that's your position.

If Trump can't beat Biden this cycle then the country is over. We will never have real elections again so why worry?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (LkLld)

143 136 The good thing is that they are going to have to nominate Biden before the convention, to get him on the ballot in Ohio.

That cuts down on their maneuvering room at the convention.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (uxCna)

========

I thought the OH legislature passed the exemption, or whatever.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

144 I got nuthin'.

Posted by: torabora at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (J5w+K)

145 I understand that cars exist.

wtf ever

how about we just blow the damn bridges and cut Philly off that way

more realistic

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (s3qiR)

146 We still have cars with Beto stickers running around these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Laugh every time I see one.

Robert Francis O'Rourke, Professional Fake Mexican.

I assume we have not seen the last of him. Because what else has he got going on?

Posted by: B2D2 at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (v9Ghg)

147 They acknowledge age but dementia is still rarely raised.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (x42Y3)

148 Remember, they're just anti-Zionist and want a diverse country.

"I wish Hitler was still here, he would've wiped all ya out": This fiery-but-mostly-peaceful man actually said this to Jews in New York City

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (L/fGl)

149
That's the twice-arrested "beto," btw.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (qCxap)

150 The polls may be right but then there are the ballot printing presses to account for and the Black Lesbian Mayors needing to top off their purses with some Zuckerbucks. I guess it all comes down to whether Zuckerberg feels like spreading some walking around money.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (pZ64F)

151 145 I understand that cars exist.

wtf ever

how about we just blow the damn bridges and cut Philly off that way

more realistic
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (s3qiR)

========

Fine by me!

Considering the census data, they should have enough human meat to survive for some time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

152 >The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:

---

The FBI can announce it, but that doesn't make it true

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2024 02:35 PM (/7KEl)

153 while Fox News becomes state run TV. It's akin to a dictatorship. We cannot allow that to happen to this country!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 02:25 PM (JCZqz)

They'll be relieved to know that Fox News will never become a wing of the Trump government.

Rest easy, simple denizens.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2024 02:35 PM (KbCG3)

154 Don't all these problems with Biden's bad polling numbers go away after the Republicans nominate Nikki Haley?

Posted by: venmoaddict at June 11, 2024 02:35 PM (mxEar)

155 I'm honestly surprised that we haven't heard anymore from him.

The graft was working, wasn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 202

Hell run against cornyn, or hopefully someone else, in the next TX senate race.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 02:35 PM (CIS44)

156 The good thing is that they are going to have to nominate Biden before the convention, to get him on the ballot in Ohio.

-
Ahh, the massive incompetence gambit.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:35 PM (L/fGl)

157 If Jill thought there was a path, she'd go back to f$%^ing and s%$#ing her way to 1600 Pennsylvania. Alas, she's aged out.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (qWpwv)

I'm betting she was jealous as hell to Macron's wife, since she was able to marry a young man she molested and rode his ass all the way to the presidency with no fears of him getting aged out.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (Zz0t1)

158 Are we pushing the idea that Jill is a cun... ning political mastermind?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (rsqyi)

159 Second look at "beto" o'rourke?

For reasons unknown, the TX Democrat party thinks my phone number is my son's so I get text spam from them every election cycle. The last time Beto was running, they sent me a text and I texted back (w/o correcting them about the phone number) that I was concerned that a white guy calling himself Beto was cultural appropriation and what would they think if some white dude in New York started calling himself Chuy. They didn't reply but they did stop texting me for the rest of the year.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (/y8xj)

160 I thought the OH legislature passed the exemption, or whatever.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (GBKbO)

They did, and DeWine signed it on the dotted line.

Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (rj6Yv)

161 Yes, Virginia is in play.

>>@BehizyTweets
BREAKING: As Trump surges in the state, Virginia Governor Glenn Youngkin has signed an executive order requiring all state agencies to ensure that voter rolls are constantly updated and accurate. His order also puts special attention on dead voters.

>>"Streamlining processes for the removal of deceased voters including acquiring access to a national death record database and conducting an audit of Virginia records since 1960."

>>This may seem small but inflated voter rolls are one of the main ingredients to cheating in elections

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (LkLld)

162 wtf ever

how about we just blow the damn bridges and cut Philly off that way

more realistic
Posted by: BlackOrchid

Fantastic. You're in charge.

Pittsburgh would be in even more trouble.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (qZEuM)

163 Jimmy Carter would’ve busted out some rockin’ moves.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
_________________________

You know it buddy..

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oo8QzDHimQ

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (5hfjS)

164 I'm betting she was jealous as hell to Macron's wife, since she was able to marry a young man she molested and rode his ass all the way to the presidency with no fears of him getting aged out.

lol that had to hurt!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (s3qiR)

165
OK, Biden drops out. What's the mechanism for the Democrats to pick a candidate? The primaries are over, I think, so ordinary people don't get a say.

Out: Smoke-filled room
In: Weed-filled room

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (MoZTd)

166 Why isn't he moving?

I hear the ocean...

Posted by: President Pampers at June 11, 2024 02:36 PM (/HDaX)

167 I'm really glad we'll be done with the "voting is meaningless / no, it isn't" debate in 5 short months. We've been making the same points for years now.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (xCA6C)

168
I assume we have not seen the last of him. Because what else has he got going on?
Posted by: B2D2 at June 11, 2024 02:34 PM (v9Ghg)

That depends on how much longer sugar daddy-in-law wants to fund his grifter ass.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

169 I remember how he went from failing against Cruz to failing against Biden to failing against Abbott.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, you're right. It was 5 years of the "beto" bullshit.
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:31 PM (qCxap)

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I'm honestly surprised that we haven't heard anymore from him.

The graft was working, wasn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)
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He's like toenail fungus. Very difficult to get rid of, and it always somehow comes back. So I doubt we've seen the last of him. But it's possible his Daddy Warbucks FiL finally had enough of his idiot SiL making fools of the family, and told him enough was enough.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (iFTx/)

170 Beto is a grown man with the instincts and thought patterns of a 5 year old bully.

Baby poop taco out front should have told you.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (tT6L1)

171
Believe me when I tell you that jill biden sleeps with one eye open -- she knows very well how treacherous and fickle the Deep State can be.

Knocking off biden "in his sleep" would be a very neat solution for all those concerned.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (qCxap)

172 167 I'm really glad we'll be done with the "voting is meaningless / no, it isn't" debate in 5 short months. We've been making the same points for years now.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (xCA6C)

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To be fair, I feel like I've softened my rhetoric over the past few weeks.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

173 >>> 117 The right wing haters think underage incest is bad but Indiana knows better.

This LGBT book contains "very difficult" underage incest scenes but an Indiana school board allowed it to remain in a school library anyway
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

If it were up to me the entire fcking school board would swing. OK *maybe* not the ones who voted against it, but you have to prove that wasn't a "build the dang wall" ala Crash McCain thing.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (llON8)

174 Pittsburgh would be in even more trouble.

funnily enough this is a conversation I've had with some Philly cops!

and it's also funny that both our "problematic" massive corrupt cities are cut off by rivers and could be isolated by blocking/blowing bridges

funny

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (s3qiR)

175 "Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.) is spearheading the effort, warning that Trump's proposed policies could lead the country towards a 'dystopic, right-wing theocracy.' "

Not "dystopic," you Dem idiot. That sounds like the word for a damaged pregnancy, "ectopic." Dystopian is the word you wanted but didn't know.

Jeez, all their "education," and this is what we get. . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 02:38 PM (J2vNu)

176 OK, Biden drops out. What's the mechanism for the Democrats to pick a candidate? The primaries are over, I think, so ordinary people don't get a say.

The people voted overwhelmingly for Bernie. We see how THAT worked out.

Their side has just as little say as our side does.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

177 "When a white dude goes to black church"

This was probably Kamala's idea.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2024 02:38 PM (JojsZ)

178
Beto is on a quest to lose every statewide race he runs in.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 02:38 PM (MoZTd)

179 174 and it's also funny that both our "problematic" massive corrupt cities are cut off by rivers and could be isolated by blocking/blowing bridges

funny
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (s3qiR)

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I've learned that the elite of Pittsburgh are stupid and won't defend the city from the direction of the river through the documentary Land of the Dead.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

180 178
Beto is on a quest to lose every statewide race he runs in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 02:38 PM (MoZTd)

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At the fifth, he gets a free smoothie from Smoothie King!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

181 If Jill thought there was a path, she'd go back to f$%^ing and s%$#ing her way to 1600 Pennsylvania. Alas, she's aged out.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (qWpwv)

"Fisting" and "Shitting" is no way to go through life, Jill.

Posted by: SSBN 656 (G) at June 11, 2024 02:39 PM (5AVMW)

182 Old and busted: Fool On the Hill

New and cool: Fool In the White House

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:39 PM (L/fGl)

183 Has anyone seen Jimmy Carter in the last month?

I don't think History's Greatest Monster can actually be killed. Here he is from almost a year ago: https://bityl.co/QSYX

How is that guy not dead?

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 11, 2024 02:39 PM (aD39U)

184 Evening everybody. The FBI has fallen a few spots on the trustworthiness chart, and is now sitting at #54,263 right behind Pinnochio, Scientology and the that's the ticket guy from SNL who was married to his wife, Morgan Fairchild.

Posted by: Casey Kasem at June 11, 2024 02:39 PM (fiqmg)

185 OT:

Since the idiot Conservative Party in the UK is about to lose in a landslide to the Labour Party, I've seen a number of posts about Labour's number #1 priority - getting Britain back in the EU, of course.

A number of people (including Eric Idle of Monty Python) have explained that Britain has to get back in the EU for one simple reason - when flying to an EU country, EU passport holders can just walk through passport control, but Brits have to wait in line with the Americans and the rest of the non-EU peasantry. This is intolerable!

Obviously, Britain resubmitting to the EU's bureaucratic dictatorship is well worth it, so long as it means that rich people can travel to Europe without waiting in a passport line.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (uxCna)

186 152 >The FBI just announced that crime has plummeted in the first quarter of 2024:

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The FBI can announce it, but that doesn't make it true

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2024 02:35 PM (/7KEl)

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Since we no longer accept, compile, enter crime statistics from the 10 largest cities in the U.S, naturally the crime rate is lookin' good. Presto-chango.

Posted by: Your smilin' FBI at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (4SnFm)

187
It's hilarious to believe that a federal agency takes less than a year to compile National statistics.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (qCxap)

188 If Biden is out, expect Newsom (the polished turd from California) to be in.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (O7YUW)

189 Beto is on a quest to lose every statewide race he runs in.

he can run against George P. Bush for County Dog Catcher

Posted by: brak at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (AR07F)

190 >OK, Biden drops out. What's the mechanism for the Democrats to pick a candidate? The primaries are over, I think, so ordinary people don't get a say.

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they don't need no stinking 'mechanism'
They'll just do it, knowing no one will stand up to them

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (/7KEl)

191 Biden's broken brain was overstimulated and just threw up the Blue Screen of Death.

Between the music, the clapping and singing, and the being surrounded by so many of Those People, he couldn't cope.

Posted by: ballistic at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (oqH4h)

192
Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.) is spearheading the effort, warning that Trump's proposed policies could lead the country towards a 'dystopic, right-wing theocracy.'

_________

Whoa, pal. If you think I'm going to join with a bunch of anathemized scismatics to set up a theocracy, you got another think coming.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 02:41 PM (MoZTd)

193 >>How is that guy not dead?

Ever see The Green Mile? A bit of that magic rabbit's juju transferred to Jimmy the day of the canoe incident. He will never die.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:41 PM (LkLld)

194 OK, I will play the game - replace Biden with whom? Every other Dem like Newsome , Harris , Obama poll even worse

It's tempting to assign some 11th-dimensional chess strategy to the Dem's efforts, but it's more likely that, yes, they really are this stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:41 PM (xCA6C)

195 Stack overflow

Posted by: ballistic at June 11, 2024 02:41 PM (oqH4h)

196 Beto is on a quest to lose every statewide race he runs in.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 11, 2024 02:38 PM (MoZTd)

"Hell yes we're coming for your AR-15's and your AK-47's."

In Texas....this is NOT a winning strategy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

197 Don Retardo de Wilmington Y Caca en los Pantaloons is really laying it on thick and heavy to a bunch of fellow screaming retards how he has spent money to strip away a right.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (V5eKu)

198 The last pic of the Retarded Peanut Farmer I saw looked like he got tuned up by a hospice nurse. Scratches and a black eye.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (qZEuM)

199 To be fair, I feel like I've softened my rhetoric over the past few weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)

If it's any consolation, the Dems will be even more obdurate as their season of panic and fear descend upon our troubled country.

Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (rj6Yv)

200 Bad numbers since August 2021 - almost the entirety of his presidency????

Jimmy Carter says “thanks, you make me look competent in comparison, Joe!”

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (Hkcdp)

201 I'm really glad we'll be done with the "voting is meaningless / no, it isn't" debate in 5 short months. We've been making the same points for years now.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (xCA6C)

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To be fair, I feel like I've softened my rhetoric over the past few weeks.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:37 PM (GBKbO)
________

I think voting is meaningless because I'm 99.99% sure they will steal it again.

I do realize we've made some gains in guarding against the steal, but when push comes to shove, who is going to stop the Dems from counting forever until Biden wins? Serious question. It took them a week in 2020. So maybe it takes 2 weeks this time. But so what?

Who is going to stop them? Until someone comes up with a plausible answer to this very basic question, I'll continue to be very pessimistic. That won't stop me from actually voting, however. I'll vote no matter how pointless I think it is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

202 They know good and well that the majority of illegals are men. Anyone that says "but the children" is a propagandist.

Posted by: ryukyu at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (hR0kJ)

203 "The White House denied that Biden had a freeze moment, or that his face showed confusion and fear."

I'm guessing the regime has a crisis team on stand-by to issue statements every time they send Biden out in public.

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (JojsZ)

204 and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country," Silver stated.

And those would be...?
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Oprah Winfrey, Cher, Bette Midler, Beyonce . . .

Posted by: It should be a joke, but isn't at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (jvkDG)

205 >>> 137 Reset the Federal Register to 1791.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:33 PM (rsqyi)

Cat Ass Trophy Johnson is right!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM (llON8)

206 She's a cunning linguist.

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM (N1oBC)

207 Commies NEVER relinquish power and will do so until their final rattling breath.

See:
McCain
Ginsburg
Feinstein
Byrd
Ted Kennedy
Sheila Jackson Lee (soon)
Pelosi (not soon enough)

Posted by: weew at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM (/uwTS)

208 Those video's of Biden are, well, something.

I'm picturing a nursing home, with a grade school group singing to the elderly...and Joe fitting in perfectly.

That's where we are. That's where he should be.

Posted by: WisRich at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM (G0vdT)

209 Some comics youtuber is mort. "unfortunate accident" at 40.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM (rsqyi)

210 Of course crime has plummeted. CA redefined criminal activity and then reported their crime stats to the FBI.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM (tT6L1)

211 201 I do realize we've made some gains in guarding against the steal, but when push comes to shove, who is going to stop the Dems from counting forever until Biden wins? Serious question. It took them a week in 2020. So maybe it takes 2 weeks this time. But so what?

Who is going to stop them? Until someone comes up with a plausible answer to this very basic question, I'll continue to be very pessimistic. That won't stop me from actually voting, however. I'll vote no matter how pointless I think it is.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:42 PM (iFTx/)

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I'll vote for sure on local elections, though. My little rural county isn't lost. I'll hope that I can hold the line a bit.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

212 Shocking CBS immigration poll. 62% want all undocumented immigrants deported. The Rich and the MSM have done their jobs, getting workers to believe the weakest and most vulnerable are responsible for their troubles, and not those that own the companies.

I guess they have no desire for fresh produce, or any of the other products and services these workers provide. Clueless a'holes are going to love the explosion in prices/inflation.

Even if the deportation-advocates are heartless morons, why are the long-term economics and consequences of such deportation not discussed?

The media (and pollsters) have failed the country by not pointing out ramifications of these deportations. Prices for almost everything will skyrocket. Labor shortages for construction, home health care, child care and all travel/leisure related industries will be astronomical.

Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

213 Learn to code voting machines.

Posted by: Next2Nothing at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (tA1/w)

214 188 If Biden is out, expect Newsom (the polished turd from California) to be in.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11,

Don’t forget Newsome was married to Kimberly Guilfoyle. Always interesting.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (p4NUW)

215 I remember how he went from failing against Cruz to failing against Biden to failing against Abbott.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

Say what you will about Bobby O'Rourke, he's a man of consistency! And lesbians think he's a manly man.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (IUd0M)

216 Can’t imagine anyone but Newsome, but…. They risk a lot if they pass over Kamala.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (Hkcdp)

217 Shocking CBS immigration poll. 62% want all undocumented immigrants deported. The Rich and the MSM have done their jobs, getting workers to believe the weakest and most vulnerable are responsible for their troubles, and not those that own the companies.

"Shut down all the companies" doesn't seem like a financially stable platform.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (Zz0t1)

218 I'll vote no matter how pointless I think it is.
==
Agree. Hell, in retrospect, most of my votes have been pointless.

Posted by: It should be a joke, but isn't at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (jvkDG)

219 212 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

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If we're so xenophobic (including police who are free to shoot brown people without consequence) why do they want to come here?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

220 I remember how he went from failing against Cruz to failing against Biden to failing against Abbott.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Beto is the Amy McGrath of Adlai Stevensons.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (Dm8we)

221 Ace: "Biden's numbers are bad. He's at an approval rating low enough to say that his chances for reelection (or election for the first time) are essentially non-existent."

I guess Biden's stutter has finally become untenable.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (aXxgO)

222 Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.) is spearheading the effort, warning that Trump's proposed policies could lead the country towards a 'dystopic, right-wing theocracy.'

Jared you ignorant slut, California is already a dystopia

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (NtVYv)

223 It's hilarious to believe that a federal agency takes less than a year to compile National statistics.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:40 PM (qCxap)

It is ridiculous that we don't have an instant running total every second of the day. Crime reported, put it in the list. It is either what was reported or a fraud crime. Update history as required.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

224
I guess they have no desire for fresh produce, or any of the other products and services these workers provide. Clueless a'holes are going to love the explosion in prices/inflation.

Straight up racism.

"Who will clean my toilets?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

225 >>> 212
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I guess they have no desire for fresh produce,
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Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

How dare they threaten my avocado toast! If they don't stop it I will call them racist again!!!

Posted by: DUmmies at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (llON8)

226 "A Facebook post by former U.S. senatorial candidate Peggy Hubbard, posted on 11 July, 2023, read: "85,000 + illegal migrant children have gone 'missing' according to DHS Since Biden took office. MSM [mainstream media] didn't report on this fact, why?""
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Can't deport them in you can't find them.

NEWSWEEK - https://tinyurl.com/247xj888

Posted by: javems at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (8I4hW)

227 Democrats have another huge problem to consider when they decide what to do with Grandpa Joe. The presidency isn't the only race coming up this Fall, the House and Senate hang in the balance, and Democrats are actively running away from Joe right now in key elections across the country.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (LkLld)

228 "Oh, no...prices on produce will rise!"
-after 3 years of prices on produce rising

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (GBKbO)

229 Rep. Jared Huffman (D-Calif.) is spearheading the effort, warning that Trump's proposed policies could lead the country towards a 'dystopic, right-wing theocracy.'

Jared you ignorant slut, California is already a dystopia
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (NtVYv)

but not a right wing one.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2024 02:45 PM (eoQWY)

230 Beto is/was a furry.
In Texas.

‘Nuff said

Posted by: Lizzy at June 11, 2024 02:46 PM (Hkcdp)

231 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by

So this particular person isn’t allowed outside by themselves, right?

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 02:46 PM (p4NUW)

232 We still have cars with Beto stickers running around these parts.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Democrats are proud of that which should shame them. See June.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 02:46 PM (IUd0M)

233 If you look closely, you can see SCOAMF's arm up Bidens ass.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 11, 2024 02:46 PM (Aoykm)

234 The media (and pollsters) have failed the country by not pointing out ramifications of these deportations. Prices for almost everything will skyrocket. Labor shortages for construction, home health care, child care and all travel/leisure related industries will be astronomical.

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what's that now?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 02:46 PM (CIS44)

235
Kamala ain't authentic, bona fide black, so I doubt there's an uprising over throwin' the ho over.

Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (j4U/Z)

236 The media (and pollsters) have failed the country by not pointing out ramifications of these deportations. Prices for almost everything will skyrocket. Labor shortages for construction, home health care, child care and all travel/leisure related industries will be astronomical.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

Venn diagram of the Chamber of Commerce and DU posters is a freaking circle. Hilarious.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (KbCG3)

237 A Facebook post by former U.S. senatorial candidate Peggy Hubbard, posted on 11 July, 2023, read: "85,000 + illegal migrant children have gone 'missing' according to DHS Since Biden took office. MSM [mainstream media] didn't report on this fact, why?"

They're currently in basements, getting f*cked, by democrats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

238 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.

https://tinyurl.com/yc7r9wr3

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (uxCna)

239 Completely OT. Bull gets loose in Oregon rodeo.

https://shorturl.at/W7d7B

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (L/fGl)

240
>>>Clueless a'holes are going to love the explosion in prices/inflation.

lololololololol

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (qCxap)

241 212 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 02:44 PM (JCZqz)

That's quite the projection from a group that hates anyone more than a mile from a city center with a passion.

Posted by: Oldcat at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (eoQWY)

242 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.

Yes, it's just chock full of people who generalize about other people so as to feel superior. I hate those people.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (xCA6C)

243 >>> 234 The media (and pollsters) have failed the country by not pointing out ramifications of these deportations. Prices for almost everything will skyrocket. Labor shortages for construction, home health care, child care and all travel/leisure related industries will be astronomical.

======

what's that now?
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 02:46 PM (CIS44)

Obviously the inflation *IS* Brandon's fault, since he tells us he's deported so many "migrants".

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (llON8)

244 This LGBT book contains "very difficult" underage incest scenes but an Indiana school board allowed it to remain in a school library anyway
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

Dick and Jim: A Primer

See Dick. See Dick Hard. See Dick wreck Jim's Ass.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (IUd0M)

245 "Listening to the President beg for gun control, we had tears in our eyes".

The MSM

Take it anyway you want

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (V5eKu)

246 Biden can be at 12% approval.

Means nothing as long as people are convinced to hate Trump more than they approve of biden.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (W2Pud)

247 I think there will be a few more eyeballs fixed on the Fulton County Board of Elections this time around.

Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)

248 233 If you look closely, you can see SCOAMF's arm up Bidens ass.
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Well, Barry is gay and likes fisting.

Posted by: Pudinhead at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (pZ64F)

249 242 Yes, it's just chock full of people who generalize about other people so as to feel superior. I hate those people.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (xCA6C)

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There are two types of people I hate. The first are people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. The other is the Dutch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (GBKbO)

250 The media (and pollsters) have failed the country by not pointing out ramifications of these deportations. Prices for almost everything will skyrocket. Labor shortages for construction, home health care, child care and all travel/leisure related industries will be astronomical.

We can't live without illegal aliens driving the price of employment to the floor while the unemployment rate races toward the ceiling?

Interesting concept there as well.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

251 >>> 237 A Facebook post by former U.S. senatorial candidate Peggy Hubbard, posted on 11 July, 2023, read: "85,000 + illegal migrant children have gone 'missing' according to DHS Since Biden took office. MSM [mainstream media] didn't report on this fact, why?"
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They're currently in basements, getting f*cked, by democrats.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

Crazy talk!

Posted by: Harry Reid at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (llON8)

252 ...dystopic, right-wing theocracy...

Listen, I'm supporting Trump now, but let's be real. He's not going to be leading a theocracy. He couldn't lead a Life Group bible study night.

Posted by: Candidus at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (UryL6)

253 Their tears and flop-sweat are wonderful.
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Can't help with the tears, but we can handle the flop-sweat.

Posted by: Lume at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (XeU6L)

254 I'm trying some Truvia sweetener in my coffee.

Tastes as though an armadillo died in the coffee machine.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

255 242 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.

Yes, it's just chock full of people who generalize about other people so as to feel superior. I hate those people.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 02:47 PM (xCA6C)

Sorry, man, this is how it works. The police come in, round you up, demand to see papers. If you can't produce them immediately, boom! You're somehow automatically over the border with no recourse.

Just how it is in a xenophobic country like ours. Deportations in 10 hours or less!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (KbCG3)

256
Some comics youtuber is mort. "unfortunate accident" at 40.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:43 PM

assume it was autoerotic asphyxiation until it's proven to be vaccine related

Posted by: AltonJackson at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (bEb2S)

257 247 I think there will be a few more eyeballs fixed on the Fulton County Board of Elections this time around.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)

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There is video evidence of an election worker running the same stack of ballots through the counting machine at least three times.

She successfully sued Rudy Giuliani for libel for talking about it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

258 231 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by

So this particular person isn’t allowed outside by themselves, right?
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 02:46 PM (p4NUW)

*laughs in Texan*

Tell me you don't live around any/many brown people without telling me you don't live around any/many brown people.

If enforcing the border and immigration law had this result, how come Brownsville is so darn brown and the entire Rio Grande Valley isn't a string of ghosttowns?

Posted by: Because DU is Full of Beans at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (v9Ghg)

259 I can see MSM blaming the lack of illegals for supermarkets being short of fresh produce...while completely ignoring CA's central valley is the largest producer of fresh produce in the US if not the world, but, is being starved of water due to CA's insanity.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (tT6L1)

260 AYFKM???? Random woman gets stuck in quicksand.

Media:

In this case, climate change played a role in the episode at the state’s busiest state park beach, which draws more than 225,000 visitors each year, Britt said. A series of winter storms rerouted a river that pours into the ocean, softening the sand in area where beachgoers are more apt to walk, necessitating the placement warning signs by park staff, he said.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:50 PM (rsqyi)

261
There are two types of people I hate. The first are people who are intolerant of other people's cultures. The other is the Dutch.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, ob

I didn't push him out of the way because he was French. I pushed him out of the way because he was moving slow, like a damn French.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 02:50 PM (CIS44)

262 252 ...dystopic, right-wing theocracy...

Listen, I'm supporting Trump now, but let's be real. He's not going to be leading a theocracy. He couldn't lead a Life Group bible study night.
Posted by: Candidus
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Bet he could ask some good questions.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 02:50 PM (bQ/08)

263 dystopic, right-wing theocracy...
*
Listen, I'm supporting Trump now, but let's be real. He's not going to be leading a theocracy. He couldn't lead a Life Group bible study night.
Posted by: Candidus at June 11, 2024

***
To these lefties, any kind of suggestion or hint that moral behavior (the kind we had in America before, say, 1965) will be encouraged = "theocracy."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 02:50 PM (J2vNu)

264 I think there will be a few more eyeballs fixed on the Fulton County Board of Elections this time around.
Posted by: mrp
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The plumbing. It's the plumbing that must be watched.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 02:50 PM (XeU6L)

265 The cheat is in he'll be the comeback kid from Scranton. Then he'll retire

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 11, 2024 02:50 PM (ytSiK)

266 It might take a couple of weeks to count the votes in the next election.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (pohLc)

267 Notice that the photos in both the tweets obscure the dude in a dress. Libs of Ticktock has a better photo.

That needs to be seen.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (6lKjm)

268
There is video evidence of an election worker running the same stack of ballots through the counting machine at least three times.

She successfully sued Rudy Giuliani for libel for talking about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

That was the last time around.

Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (rj6Yv)

269 242 Yes, it's just chock full of people who generalize about other people so as to feel superior. I hate those people.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024

There is so much here. It would be funny if they weren’t actual people feeling their smugness in making such a deep statement. Like all immigrants are Hispanic. Like all Hispanics are brown. Honestly. I try not to hate, it takes a lot of energy. But they sure don’t make it easy.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (p4NUW)

270 Failure to apprehend, investigate or imprison criminals does NOT constitute a drop in crime rates.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Very well said. Can I put that on a whiteboard sign?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (XkYcA)

271 "A Facebook post by former U.S. senatorial candidate Peggy Hubbard, posted on 11 July, 2023, read: "85,000 + illegal migrant children have gone 'missing' according to DHS Since Biden took office. "

In reality, all 10 million have gone missing since Biden took office, The govt has no idea where they are or what they are doing once they wave them in.

Besides, they are too busy tracking all those American citizens that don't support the regime..

Posted by: Ripley at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (JojsZ)

272 Old Joe is repeating every lie he's ever told about guns, at a gun control conference in DC right now.

No one needs a hundred rounds!
No one could own a cannon during the Civil War!
And moar!

But not one word about illegal guns in Da Hood.

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (5fDan)

273 Which will result in Biden getting a visit from the Unwise Men of the Democrat Party. The Gaybeards, if you will.

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F. Joe Didn't Kill Himself.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (8DH6O)

274 268 She successfully sued Rudy Giuliani for libel for talking about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

That was the last time around.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (rj6Yv)

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And why would this time be different?

The incentive structure is in place to help Democrats. You too can sue prominent Republicans who notice your cheating for tens of millions of dollars.

The courts have said so.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (GBKbO)

275 Fact check: plenty of actual US citizens are already mixed up.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (L/fGl)

276 According to some, the reason they are importing children is for MS13 sacrifices.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (eUjjr)

277 So, okay to restrict the production of oil, which increases the cost of food from farmer to store. But let's worry the we might have to pay pickers more.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (xjTDL)

278 Man, that burrito I ate for lunch really didn't agree with me. I really got the rumbleguts....

AP: Climate change played a bigger role than you think as a warming climate makes beans gassier....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (rsqyi)

279 "Lefties are beginning to panic. Their tears and flop-sweat are wonderful."

Yes indeed. But I'd take their tears more seriously if the guy you linked wasn't so insanely mentally ill. He says this:

"I have actually started having nightmares about [Trump winning] over the last month. I can’t mentally go through this, and this is eventually going to start taking a toll on my physical health as well."

And his choice to replace Biden? AOC. No, I'm not joking.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

280 When the rich, privileged, and powerful find themselves bottoming out with this kind of absurd fearmongering, especially about a presidential candidate who has already been president and done nothing like this, you’re looking at an ideology out of ideas — an ideology that has lost the argument and is now reduced to acting like a toddler threatening to hold his breath until he dies.

We know what four years of Trump looks like, and it looks like peace and prosperity.

We know what four of Biden looks like, and it’s record inflation, wars breaking out all over, millions of illegals destroying our culture and cities, the jailing of political opponents, the appeasement of terrorists, an explosion of violent crime, a nuclear explosion of open Jew-hatred, and Normal People reduced to second-class citizens in a country where illegals and leftist thugs earn all the privileges.

Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (RHGPo)

281
Very well said. Can I put that on a whiteboard sign?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (XkYcA)

Public forum.

Feel free.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

282 They could blackmail him- they explain to Joe/Jill all the dirt they have on them and that they will prosecute if he doesn't step aside.

Posted by: You're in hell, the world ended

If they could, would they have not already done it?

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (JkCto)

283 I would only worry if there is someone more appealing than Biden waiting to jump in. Since Michelle Obama won't run who is there? As bad as Biden is, there is no one who would sweep in to pick up the flag and cross the finish line. Newsom? Whitmer? Harris? Please...

Posted by: Lex at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (fMN7A)

284 I thought Piper was from NJ.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (bQ/08)

285 Oh, I just saw Ace' first link.

WTF is that dude in a dress?

This is revolting.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (6lKjm)

286 >235
Kamala ain't authentic, bona fide black, so I doubt there's an uprising over throwin' the ho over.

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she's not white, and that's enough

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (/7KEl)

287 DU probably thinks "State ID" = US citizen. Uh, no. Illegals purchase millions if not billions of dollars worth of stolen ID's every year.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (tT6L1)

288 I have seen him drop out twice. Not content to be touching cloth, he dropped the full load.

Posted by: chicagovota at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (hH3ux)

289 Is Robert Francis O'Rourke up to something again?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (x42Y3)

290
AP: Climate change played a bigger role than you think as a warming climate makes beans gassier....
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (rsqyi)

Fitting headline now that they've announce a merger between CNN and AP.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (Zz0t1)

291 "What's clearer [in my opinion] is that Democrats would have been better served if Biden had decided a year ago not to seek a second term, which would have allowed them to have some semblance of a primary process and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country," Silver stated.

So, you're going with the "Anyone But Kamala" Argument? Good luck with that.

Because that's what he's suggesting with the "many popular Democrats across the country". Who believes that would be the move to unify the Democrats?

No, the DNC moved to put two of the worst puppets possible to front the party and push all the worst policies possible. There is no escape hatch from that. Except massive, MASSIVE fraud. Which we know is coming in some form or fashion in addition to corrupt Lawfare.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (aXxgO)

292 231 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times. We’re a very xenophobic country.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by

Who knew that "Born in East L.A." would be a glimpse into the future.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (DTX3h)

293 Old Joe is repeating every lie he's ever told about guns, at a gun control conference in DC right now.

No one needs a hundred rounds!
No one could own a cannon during the Civil War!
And moar!

But not one word about illegal guns in Da Hood.

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2024 02:51 PM (5fDan)

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"No one needs a chainsaw attachment!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (8DH6O)

294 >> I think there will be a few more eyeballs fixed on the Fulton County Board of Elections this time around.

No think about it. It's already happening.

>>The Georgia Election Board voted Tuesday to reprimand Fulton County and appoint an independent monitor for the 2024 election for violating state law while conducting a recount of the 2020 presidential election.

https://tinyurl.com/mrx94d2u

Kemp has also signed a law which makes it much easier to challenge voting eligibility, some of the very things that got Trump's team charged but Snizz Willis.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (LkLld)

295
Nah, we're just reminiscing about ol' bob o'rourke's antics.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (qCxap)

296 Biden's broken brain was overstimulated and just threw up the Blue Screen of Death.

Giving some previous winners a real run for their money.

Nancy: https://tinyurl.com/54mxkyt7

Mitch: https://tinyurl.com/mrx64e4f

Hillary has a few....but YouTube makes them hard to find. Weird...
https://tinyurl.com/ypwfaem2

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (JCZqz)

297 Is Robert Francis O'Rourke up to something again?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (x42Y3)

Likely elbow deep in missing Mexican child sex slave.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

298 Sure looking to me they will toss Sundowner under the bus in August

Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (fwDg9)

299 >>> 276 According to some, the reason they are importing children is for MS13 sacrifices.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 11, 2024 02:52 PM (eUjjr)

Probably not *only* MS13...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (llON8)

300 >>>When is the debate?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:20 PM (rsqyi)

SPOILER ALERT: There will be no debate

Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (q177U)

301 267 267 Notice that the photos in both the tweets obscure the dude in a dress. Libs of Ticktock has a better photo.

That needs to be seen.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this

I appreciate the dude in a dress still looks like a man. He isn’t hiding it. They are all insane, but if you are a man and you want to wear a sparkly dress? Rock it. You remain just a man in a dress. You also need help from actual women on shoe choice, though, because those boots…

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (p4NUW)

302 See, the Fulton County Board of Elections needs a corrupt DA to protect them from legit investigations and accountability. If the GA State Attorney General's Office takes over the Fulton County DA's office if/when Willis' is removed, then there just might be some consequences for naughty behavior.

Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (rj6Yv)

303 Sorry, man, this is how it works. The police come in, round you up, demand to see papers. If you can't produce them immediately, boom! You're somehow automatically over the border with no recourse.

I posted Cheech and Chong's "Born in East LA", which was based on an incident where a couple of Hispanic teenagers in East LA mouthed off to the Border Patrol, and were (briefly) deported to Tijuana.

So yeah, it happened.

Once.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 02:55 PM (uxCna)

304 There is video evidence of an election worker running the same stack of ballots through the counting machine at least three times.

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It's like Glenn Fry explained, The Cheat Is On.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:55 PM (L/fGl)

305 *Listen, I'm supporting Trump now, but let's be real. He's not going to be leading a theocracy. He couldn't lead a Life Group bible study night.
Posted by: Candidus*

Two Corinthians walk into a bar...

Posted by: Just the punchline at June 11, 2024 02:55 PM (N1oBC)

306 302 See, the Fulton County Board of Elections needs a corrupt DA to protect them from legit investigations and accountability. If the GA State Attorney General's Office takes over the Fulton County DA's office if/when Willis' is removed, then there just might be some consequences for naughty behavior.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (rj6Yv)

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So, none of these things have actually happened, and they're required for the cheat and outright breaking of laws in Fulton to be stopped?

Call me when, you know, it happens.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

307
A lot of people forget that mike bloomberg all-but-bought the D nomination and had ALL the big celery endorsements, only to be pushed aside for a FAILED senile candidate named joe biden, who was a laughing stock at the D debates.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 02:56 PM (qCxap)

308
Two Corinthians walk into a bar...
Posted by: Just the punchline at June 11, 2024 02:55 PM (N1oBC)

With leather interior.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

309 276 According to some, the reason they are importing children is for MS13 sacrifices.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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That's what President Bukele said.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 11, 2024 02:56 PM (bQ/08)

310 A lot of people forget that mike bloomberg all-but-bought the D nomination and had ALL the big celery endorsements, only to be pushed aside for a FAILED senile candidate named joe biden, who was a laughing stock at the D debates.
Posted by: Soothsayer a

But who had the endorsement of Big Penguin?

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 02:56 PM (CIS44)

311 It was illegal guns, imported from Indiana, that killed Beau that day in Chicago.

Posted by: Wally at June 11, 2024 02:56 PM (hqVaF)

312 >>> 287 DU probably thinks "State ID" = US citizen. Uh, no. Illegals purchase millions if not billions of dollars worth of stolen ID's every year.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2024 02:53 PM (tT6L1)

CA and other states provide IDs pretty much no questions asked.

And DUmmies are probably afraid *they* will be deported, which I think *should* happen to any idiot who threatens to leave the US if Today's Literally Hitler is elected.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (llON8)

313 300 >>>When is the debate?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:20 PM (rsqyi)

SPOILER ALERT: There will be no debate
Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (q177U)

Something, something..."debating a felon is beneath the office of the presidency"...something, something...

And agreed - with Biden where he's at, there won't be a debate this month - he can't currently carry off repeating the ear piece...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (exHjb)

314 OT-

very rewatchable clip of a commie protestor getting snatched by the cops mid-rant

https://tinyurl.com/yvzxw59c

Posted by: weew at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (/uwTS)

315 Youngkin is making noises about reforming Virginia's election laws.

Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

316 85K crimigrant children missing?

You saw Sound of Freedom right?

Posted by: The at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (ibTVg)

317 Biden saw the tranny

Freeze-frame
I could see it was a rough-cut Tuesday
Slow-motion weekdays stare me down
Her lipstick reflex got me wound
There were no defects to be found
Snapshot image froze without a sound

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

318 {152} ... The FBI can announce it, but that doesn't make it true

Posted by: Don Black at June 11, 2024 02:35 PM (/7KEl)

One of their nicknames is "The fibbies" for a reason.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (O7YUW)

319 There is video evidence of an election worker running the same stack of ballots through the counting machine at least three times.

She successfully sued Rudy Giuliani for libel for talking about it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (GBKbO)

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And yet not one ultra-MAGA person decided to unalive her.

I have no doubt that if the situation was reversed that Antifa would've burnt her house to the ground with her in it.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (Gbtl3)

320 What does super fan Joe Scarborough say about Biden's age?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (x42Y3)

321 you know that repub fundraising goes down when they're in control. a lot harder to put relatives and the one on the side when all you have is a paycheck and maybe a congressional office slushfund.

look, honey, i can mail a letter for free!

and i wonder if ocasio-crackpot married her boyfriend yet. woulda been in the ny times under the tides table

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (B1FKF)

322 "What's clearer [in my opinion] is that Democrats would have been better served if Biden had decided a year ago not to seek a second term, which would have allowed them to have some semblance of a primary process and give voters a say among the many popular Democrats across the country," Silver stated.

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Democrats would have been better served if they'd Epsteined Biden two years and a day after his installation -- allowing Kamala to serve 10 years, and giving The DogEater His fourth & fifth terms.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (8DH6O)

323 If the Demoncrats ditch *biden they could do some interesting things with Harris in the big chair. She'd be the perfect grievance candidate; nominally black, female and totally onboard with the alphabet people's agenda.

Decisions about national security, the economy, international relations, etc.... all will be made elsewhere and pre-printed on note cards for her just like *biden.

IOW... nothing changes but the clothes.

But Harris would be significantly more immune to criticism. Being a black woman and all.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (Q4IgG)

324 315 Youngkin is making noises about reforming Virginia's election laws.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

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Dude has been in office for 3 damn years.

I mean, I hope the little bit of last minute EO stuff he's doing about election rolls works out, but call me doubtful.

He could have done it before the last House of Burgess races, and he didn't because election integrity is not actually important to him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

325 And now, a new low for WaPo . . .

https://shorturl.at/sMoFM

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (L/fGl)

326 >>> 313 300 >>>When is the debate?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 11, 2024 02:20 PM (rsqyi)

SPOILER ALERT: There will be no debate
Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2024 02:54 PM (q177U)

Something, something..."debating a felon is beneath the office of the presidency"...something, something...

And agreed - with Biden where he's at, there won't be a debate this month - he can't currently carry off repeating the ear piece...
Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (exHjb)

Also, he's mourning Hunter who was killed in prison (stolen from some other Moron).

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (llON8)

327 "dystopic, right-wing theocracy."

Well, we're already in a dystopic, left-wing theocracy, so maybe we should change it up a bit.

Posted by: pookysgirl on vacation at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (1EQ7q)

328 >> Youngkin is making noises about reforming Virginia's election laws.

See above. He did it. Because Virginia is in play.

That's how bad Biden is losing.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (LkLld)

329 What does super fan Joe Scarborough say about Biden's age?
Posted by: Northernlurker a

He's the best he's ever been!
-Morning Joe

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (CIS44)

330 The question, somewhat posed by Mark Penn: to replace Biden you should have had an open primary. Unless he croaks, some faction or two will not be happy with a replacement.

And if said replacement is Harris, that's a nonstarter with others such as independents leaning towards Joe.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (JkCto)

331 We ought to give emergency sex change operations to Muslims war prisoners.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (SVYPk)

332 OT-

very rewatchable clip of a commie protestor getting snatched by the cops mid-rant

https://tinyurl.com/yvzxw59c
Posted by: weew at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (/uwTS)

hahaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 11, 2024 03:00 PM (NtVYv)

333 OT-

very rewatchable clip of a commie protestor getting snatched by the cops mid-rant

I'm always amused when they stand there shouting "what the f***" and "are you f***ing kidding me". Original, incisive commentary like that usually doesn't take place outside of a high school.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 03:00 PM (xCA6C)

334 It's hard to understand how Mike "Farming Is Easy" Bloomberg's campaign failed to launch.

Posted by: He Has Bill Gates-Level Sexual Charisma at June 11, 2024 03:01 PM (v9Ghg)

335 324 315 Youngkin is making noises about reforming Virginia's election laws.
Posted by: mrp at June 11, 2024 02:57 PM (rj6Yv)

========

Dude has been in office for 3 damn years.

I mean, I hope the little bit of last minute EO stuff he's doing about election rolls works out, but call me doubtful.

He could have done it before the last House of Burgess races, and he didn't because election integrity is not actually important to him.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

He reversed the "group felon regaining rights" of the previous Gov before the election. VA isn't that loose for voting - I mean, you can shrink the early voting period. That would be the best start...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 03:01 PM (exHjb)

336 I am old enough to remember when Kamala was our first Indian-American Senator.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 11, 2024 03:01 PM (aD39U)

337 246 Biden can be at 12% approval. Means nothing as long as people are convinced to hate Trump more than they approve of biden.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That's actually a point of discussion based on a recent poll...and has Dems worried.

The Guardian: Biden supporters mostly back him in 2024 election because they oppose Trump, poll finds. Opposing Trump is the main reason to back Biden for 54% of the Democratic incumbent’s voters, the new CBS/YouGov poll found, up from 47% in a similar survey conducted in March, which was prior to the presumptive Republican nominee being found guilty of business fraud by a New York jury.

A further 27% of Biden voters are supporting the president because they like him – down from 31% in March – while 19% say that they are backing him because he is the Democratic nominee for president.

Very strange what's going on. Is it because everyone is saying he is too old? People that think Joe is causing inflation and high housing prices are in for a shock when they find Trump’s policies will actually make things much worse.

I think Joe is even better on actual policy than Obama was...hope that's not too blasphemous!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 11, 2024 03:01 PM (JCZqz)

338 ...: "What worries me is Biden has been hitting "new lows" twice a month for the past 2 years and has gone from 38.5% all the way down to 37%."

That data is sourced from the same outfit that reports "illegal immigrants under Biden have increased by ten million". Amazing how that number has been a fixture for at least four years. It's called the "MakeSh*tUp Quotient" which normies tend to miss.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 03:01 PM (aXxgO)

339 Original, incisive commentary like that usually doesn't take place outside of a high school.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 03:00 PM (xCA6C)

Modern high schoolers cuss worse than sailors nowadays.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 03:01 PM (Zz0t1)

340 Actual US citizens will be mixed up in these deportations as well. If someone resembles a Hispanic person, they will be deported if they don't carry proof of citizenship at all times.

Well, in Texas, if they have a driver's license on them, they're set.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)

341 How will we know when we've been plunged in this dystopic right-wing theocracy? Will we be wearing those pilgrim hats and have buckles on everything?

Posted by: Or Is It More Of A Handmaid's Tale Thing? at June 11, 2024 03:03 PM (v9Ghg)

342 Very strange what's going on. Is it because everyone is saying he is too old? People that think Joe is causing inflation and high housing prices are in for a shock when they find Trump’s policies will actually make things much worse.

Everything that guy just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

343 >>Very strange what's going on. Is it because everyone is saying he is too old? People that think Joe is causing inflation and high housing prices are in for a shock when they find Trump’s policies will actually make things much worse.

I'm constantly amazed by people who think we don't remember what things were like under Trump. It was only a few years ago and yet they act like it never happened and just project what life would be like under Trump if he ever got elected.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 11, 2024 03:03 PM (LkLld)

344 On new arrivals...

I had to stop a teenager from cleaning his crocs in the community pool yesterday. The lifeguard (being young) wasn't gonna stop it, but I'll be danged if I accept South American behavior at my North American pool.

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 03:03 PM (exHjb)

345 329 What does super fan Joe Scarborough say about Biden's age?
Posted by: Northernlurker a

He's the best he's ever been!
-Morning Joe

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (CIS44)

My Magic 8-Ball says, "True"

Posted by: Gref at June 11, 2024 03:03 PM (5fDan)

346 re 314: neat, like seeing an eel suddenly grab a fish and duck back into his burrow. eels like inn burrows, right. maybe igloos if they're ice fishing

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (B1FKF)

347 Modern high schoolers cuss worse than sailors nowadays.

Yeah, you used to hear it a lot from middle schoolers as they attempted to establish their bona fides, but they'd outgrow it. Now, even college students do it to show how "authentic" and "down with the cause" they are. Idiots.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (xCA6C)

348 OT-

very rewatchable clip of a commie protestor getting snatched by the cops mid-rant

I'm always amused when they stand there shouting "what the f***" and "are you f***ing kidding me". Original, incisive commentary like that usually doesn't take place outside of a high school.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 11, 2024 03:00 PM (xCA6C)
_________

Also love the impotent whiners whining that "she didn't do anything . . . ."

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

349 >>> 342 Very strange what's going on. Is it because everyone is saying he is too old? People that think Joe is causing inflation and high housing prices are in for a shock when they find Trump’s policies will actually make things much worse.
==
Everything that guy just said is bullshit.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

Where was that imbecile between 2016 and 2020?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (llON8)

350 Listen, I'm supporting Trump now, but let's be real. He's not going to be leading a theocracy. He couldn't lead a Life Group bible study night.

Posted by: Candidus at June 11, 2024 02:49 PM (UryL6)

Send that idea to the Babylon Bee, they could get a lot of mileage out of it!

"'Thou shalt not commit adultery.' Has God SEEN Melania? I mean, in the shower and everything? Dunno about this rule, folks."

Posted by: pookysgirl on vacation at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (1EQ7q)

351 Also, he's mourning Hunter who was killed in prison (stolen from some other Moron).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (llON

----------------

Any chance Hunter realizes he's that expendable? Because you bet the Junta has run that calculation.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (tT6L1)

352 How will we know when we've been plunged in this dystopic right-wing theocracy? Will we be wearing those pilgrim hats and have buckles on everything?
Posted by: Or Is It More Of A Handmaid's Tale Thing? at June 11, 2024

***
New West Point graduates will consider it an honor to be posted to guard the Prophet's Temple.

Posted by: Zombie Robt. Heinlein at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (J2vNu)

353 Well, in Texas, if they have a driver's license on them, they're set.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 11, 2024 03:02 PM (IUd0M)

Guess all the black people in state are gonna end up in Matamoros.

Posted by: ID is a Badge of White Privilege at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (v9Ghg)

354
Where was that imbecile between 2016 and 2020?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM

Glory hole.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

355 One sloppily written paragraph is all it takes to change my view of the World.

Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (SVYPk)

356 Kamala’s husband is Jewish. How does that play with the squad in this day and age of being pro terrorist as acceptable?

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)

357 I polled my cats this morning on FJB's job performance.

5 out of 5 said that FJB has not been providing suitable tummy rubs on Tummy Rub Tuesdays.

Therefore, they will not be voting for FJB in November.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (7fElN)

358 Just how low can Joe go?

Joe be limbo, Joe be quick
Joe go unda limbo stick
All around the limbo clock
Hey, let's do the limbo rock
Limbo lower now
Limbo lower now
How low can Joe go?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (XRpj3)

359 Well, since the PetroDollar is kaput, all of these days are going to seem like Lollipops and Blow Jobs by comparison in the very near future.

This is a pretty big f**king deal that you no longer have to buy oil with US dollars.

Absent the PetroDollar, there is no reason to hold us currency over any other nations currency.

I'm not sure why this isn't getting bigger coverage, but it should.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

360 351 Also, he's mourning Hunter who was killed in prison (stolen from some other Moron).
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 11, 2024 02:59 PM (llON
----------------

Any chance Hunter realizes he's that expendable? Because you bet the Junta has run that calculation.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (tT6L1)

All it takes is some available narcotics...and these are very available in prison. No one has to really "do" anything...

Posted by: Nova Local at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (exHjb)

361 Thou shalt not commit adultery.' Has God SEEN Melania? I mean, in the shower and everything? Dunno about this rule, folks."
Posted by: pookysgirl on vacation at June 11, 2024 03:04 PM (1EQ7q)

"I mean, the whole point of adultery is not having to 'commit' to anything. Amirite? Huh?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (BpZ5k)

362 359 Well, since the PetroDollar is kaput, all of these days are going to seem like Lollipops and Blow Jobs by comparison in the very near future.

This is a pretty big f**king deal that you no longer have to buy oil with US dollars.

Absent the PetroDollar, there is no reason to hold us currency over any other nations currency.

I'm not sure why this isn't getting bigger coverage, but it should.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

========

"How did Trump let this happen?!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

363 Kamala’s husband is Jewish. How does that play with the squad in this day and age of being pro terrorist as acceptable?
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)

Hypocrisy has no place in the leftist mindset. Don't get me wrong, they practice it, they just don't THINK about it while doing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

364
speaking of dead celerys...

Dead For 30 Years:
President Nixon
John Candy
Dinah Shore
Caser Romero

John Belushi -- mort for 42 years! (That's 75% of my life.)

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 03:06 PM (qCxap)

365 Oh, he's getting better...

@libsoftiktok 2m
Biden just claimed he was a professor at UPenn. Never happened.

He then appears to threaten Americans that he can use F-15s on them.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 03:06 PM (IG4Id)

366 >>> 357 I polled my cats this morning on FJB's job performance.

5 out of 5 said that FJB has not been providing suitable tummy rubs on Tummy Rub Tuesdays.

Therefore, they will not be voting for FJB in November.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (7fElN)

Also, while we are not in favor of dogs, we are even less in favor of how Brandon treats dogs. No one deserves that!

Posted by: Perfessor's cats at June 11, 2024 03:06 PM (llON8)

367 285 Oh, I just saw Ace' first link.
WTF is that dude in a dress?
This is revolting.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

I answered that back in the Morning Rant

Ok...after a bit of research, it appears he's an "actor" named Billy Porter. He's fabulous, and HIV positive.

https://tinyurl.com/ys2ekuw9
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 11, 2024 03:06 PM (JCZqz)

368 Kamala’s husband is Jewish. How does that play with the squad in this day and age of being pro terrorist as acceptable?
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (pZEOD)

Oh, it's fine to be Jew-ish so long as you are useful to the cause.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 03:07 PM (BpZ5k)

369 Blood sucking Hamas' Gaza chief Yayha Sinwar:
The More Civilian Deaths in Gaza, the Better

Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2024 03:07 PM (RHGPo)

370 In favor of whom? None of the factions could field a viable candidate in 2020, and it's only gotten worse (at least, apparently gotten worse as viewed from the outside) with infighting and empire-building since then.

If they force Joe out, who do they rally behind to force in? Biden was the last-ditch, "oh shit" Kalorama Compromise when both Kalorama and Clinton failed to field a workable candidate, and none of the smaller players could gain traction.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 03:07 PM (d04cU)

371 I have yet to see a non-cringe Biden clip. He never fails to embarrass.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 11, 2024 03:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

372 I saw the vid, I don't know what day it was from, or where he was, but Biden was standing with a bunch of black people (or pseudo-black, since Cummala Harris was there), and they were all dancing and jiving and clapping and whatever.

There was Alzheimer Joe, still as a... well, a stiff, with this dumb look on his face, as if to say "why am I surrounded by black people, and can I just go ahead and shit right now?"

Yeah, he's not going to be on the ballot come November.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2024 03:07 PM (dGCAG)

373
Anyone here remember who Bill Anders was?

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 03:08 PM (qCxap)

374 >>> 362 359 Well, since the PetroDollar is kaput, all of these days are going to seem like Lollipops and Blow Jobs by comparison in the very near future.

This is a pretty big f**king deal that you no longer have to buy oil with US dollars.

Absent the PetroDollar, there is no reason to hold us currency over any other nations currency.

I'm not sure why this isn't getting bigger coverage, but it should.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (XV/Pl)

========

"How did Trump let this happen?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

This is another example of Joe's foreign policy brilliance, because, um...

Posted by: DUmmies at June 11, 2024 03:08 PM (llON8)

375 @362

>>"How did Trump let this happen?!"

Well, he was fostering better relations in the middle east by, you know, not starting any new wars and generally trying to not be a dick, but, the adults are back in charge and they are going to drive is to penury.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 11, 2024 03:08 PM (XV/Pl)

376 I polled my cats this morning on FJB's job performance.

5 out of 5 said that FJB has not been providing suitable tummy rubs on Tummy Rub Tuesdays.

Therefore, they will not be voting for FJB in November.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 11, 2024
*
Also, while we are not in favor of dogs, we are even less in favor of how Brandon treats dogs. No one deserves that!
Posted by: Perfessor's cats at June 11, 2024

***
"Brandon Who? When's dinner?"

Posted by: Wolfus's Cats at June 11, 2024 03:08 PM (J2vNu)

377 Three in 10 U.S. adults say they approve of how Biden has handled the issue of student loan debt, while 4 in 10 disapprove, according to a new poll from the University of Chicago Harris School of Public Policy and The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research. The others are neutral or don’t know enough to say.

Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2024 03:08 PM (RHGPo)

378 Jeff Zients is Biden's current Chief of Staff, or should I say Obama's current Chief of Staff as Zients made his bones in O's administration.

Zients pulls Biden's strings. Why am I reminded of Hedley Lamarr managing Jeff Gov. Lepetomane in Blazing Saddles. But who pulls Zients' strings.

You can bet it's Obama/ValJar and that they'd like to keep their puppet. All the rest of the Left wants to replace Joe, but with who? My money is on Hillary.

It's like divining what the Soviet Politburo was up to. If they let Biden keep his debate date instead of saying "we don't treat with felons" it's a tell that Joe's getting pushed out. Trump will club Joe like a baby seal, in between calling out Jake Tapper as a fraud.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (Gse2f)

379
Joey isn't senile, the laptop is a propaganda tool of Putin.

The media is on board and doesn't care about your polls or their ratings; this is the party line and it runs through election day.

Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (j4U/Z)

380 "How did Trump let this happen?!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)
------------
My two-year-old kitty girl came to me with tears in her eyes and said, "Meow wow wow yowrrr?"

I had no answer for her. It broke my heart.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (hYDNe)

381 371 I have yet to see a non-cringe Biden clip. He never fails to embarrass.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 11, 2024 03:07 PM (Z8Yh2)

And tomorrow he's off to Europe {{{shudder}}}

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (Akjoo)

382 re 341: yes, and genetically perfect young men will be bred in deep ignorance to supply spare parts for our elderly oracles and ancient wise men.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (B1FKF)

383 FFS...

@Breaking911
·
23s
BIDEN: "Who in God’s name needs a magazine that can hold 200 shells?!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

384 How do we know Biden's face actually froze up? I'm surprised we can get any facial expressions off of him with all the botox and plastic surgery he's gotten done. He looks like a decrepit Mickey Rourke

Posted by: Nutsy at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (IqaMv)

385 I'm not sure why this isn't getting bigger coverage, but it should.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It's yuuge.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (qZEuM)

386 372.
Yeah, he's not going to be on the ballot come November.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2024

Yesterday. Juneteenth celebration. Kamala doesn’t hear the snare drum, either.

Biden went 34 seconds without blinking. I don’t want to speak it into existence, but the Dems Biden problem may take care of itself.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (pZEOD)

387 Anyone here remember who Bill Anders was?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024

***
There was a country artist named Bill Anderson.

But "Bill Anders" sounds familiar too.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)

388 Sorry to break this to you, but the Dems are going to hold their noses and vote for Biden, just like we held our noses and voted for Romney in 2012. Why because they actually believe that Orange Man Bad. It is a slim Minority in a few states that decide the election. Could we be looking at a landslide from a electoral college vote? Maybe, but in 1984 Reagan had 58/59% of the popular vote. Won all states except Minnesota and DC.

Posted by: Picric at June 11, 2024 03:10 PM (13tTk)

389 >>> 385 I'm not sure why this isn't getting bigger coverage, but it should.
Posted by: Thomas Bender

It's yuuge.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (qZEuM)

It is completely irrelevant and will have no effect on Biden's amazing economic success.

Posted by: This... is XiNN at June 11, 2024 03:11 PM (llON8)

390 Who could *lift* a magazine that carries 200 shells! That's like sixty pounds or something right? I don't know. That stuff is heavy though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 03:11 PM (BpZ5k)

391 In favor of whom? None of the factions could field a viable candidate in 2020, and it's only gotten worse (at least, apparently gotten worse as viewed from the outside) with infighting and empire-building since then.

If they force Joe out, who do they rally behind to force in? Biden was the last-ditch, "oh shit" Kalorama Compromise when both Kalorama and Clinton failed to field a workable candidate, and none of the smaller players could gain traction.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 03:07 PM (d04cU)

I'm imagining a deathbed plea from Big Mike's mother, telling her she must run, for the good of the country.

Or I don't know, maybe not the good of the country, but just so those white devils don't try to put people in chains.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2024 03:11 PM (dGCAG)

392 i sometimes think that it's really all a masterful act, biden in public pretending to not know where he is while running rings around his awe-filled advisors and toadies behinds closed doors and open zippers

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2024 03:11 PM (B1FKF)

393
He then appears to threaten Americans that he can use F-15s on them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 03:06 PM (IG4Id)

"WOOT! Told ya!!!"

- - - - Eric Swalwell

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

394 I don't know. That stuff is heavy though.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 11, 2024 03:11 PM (BpZ5k)

As heavy as fifteen boxes.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 11, 2024 03:11 PM (aD39U)

395 383 FFS...

@Breaking911
·
23s
BIDEN: "Who in God’s name needs a magazine that can hold 200 shells?!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

========

I bet Hunter could get his hands on one.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

396 You can bet it's Obama/ValJar and that they'd like to keep their puppet. All the rest of the Left wants to replace Joe, but with who? My money is on Hillary.
_______________

Mine too. And you KNOW she's dying for the nomination.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 03:12 PM (YqDXo)

397 Anyone here remember who Bill Anders was?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024

***
There was a country artist named Bill Anderson.

But "Bill Anders" sounds familiar too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
-----------
CM Pilot on Apollo 8.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 11, 2024 03:12 PM (hYDNe)

398 395 383 FFS...

@Breaking911
·
23s
BIDEN: "Who in God’s name needs a magazine that can hold 200 shells?!"
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (IG4Id)

Kraft Magazine hardest hit.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 11, 2024 03:12 PM (KbCG3)

399 Three in 10 U.S. adults say they approve of how Biden has handled the issue of student loan debt, while 4 in 10 disapprove, according to a new poll from the University of Chicago Harris School of Public Policy and The Associated Press-NORC Center for Public Affairs Research. The others are neutral or don’t know enough to say.
Posted by: SMOD at June 11, 2024 03:08 PM (RHGPo)
++++
This is not meaningful. What does "disapprove" or "approve" mean? It could mean anything. "I disapprove of student loan debt handling because Biden isn't paying it all off with no strings attached" and "I disapprove of student loan debt handling because the government shouldn't be bailing these people out" are *both* "disapprove" even though they represent opposite positions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 11, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

400 But "Bill Anders" sounds familiar too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
-----------
CM Pilot on Apollo 8.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 11, 2024 03:12 PM (hYDNe)

The 90 year old who crashed his plane and died ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 11, 2024 03:13 PM (Akjoo)

401 @388: If he's the candidate, then yeah, I can see it playing out that way. If.

And there are many ways he might not be. They're trying to convince him to go voluntarily ... for now.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11, 2024 03:13 PM (O7YUW)

402 Who in God’s name needs a magazine that can hold 200 shells

it's called 'pasta quarterly' and comes with sauce on the side.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 11, 2024 03:13 PM (B1FKF)

403
He then appears to threaten Americans that he can use F-15s on them.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 11, 2024 03:06 PM (IG4Id)

This is around the 3rd time he has used this line. He recycles his garbage pretty often.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 03:13 PM (pZEOD)

404 .

NOOD

The Ninth Circuit Actually Ruled to Protect Citizens from Forced Vaccinations.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11, 2024 03:13 PM (O7YUW)

405 Nood Newz

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 11, 2024 03:14 PM (aD39U)

406 >>> 401 @388: If he's the candidate, then yeah, I can see it playing out that way. If.

And there are many ways he might not be. They're trying to convince him to go voluntarily ... for now.
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 11, 2024 03:13 PM (O7YUW)

We're not going anywhere!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill at June 11, 2024 03:14 PM (llON8)

407 This is a pretty big f**king deal that you no longer have to buy oil with US dollars.

It's also a pretty big f**king deal that the US isn't going to start a war in your country or decapitate your government if you don't use the dollar. RIP, Henry!

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2024 03:14 PM (LbnIB)

408
But "Bill Anders" sounds familiar too.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Bill Anders, a member of the 1968 Apollo 8 crew that left the Earth's gravitational...whatever...etc.

Well, ol' Bill still liked to fly airplanes and do Aerobatics, (flips and shit in a junky plane).

Bill went mort last week, at 90. Died doing what he loved -- plummeting down to the Earth from high altitude.

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 03:14 PM (qCxap)

409 I know I can get a 100 round magazine for my AR, but 200?

It's not a SAW.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 11, 2024 03:14 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Biden went 34 seconds without blinking.

Yeah, that was really noticeable.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 11, 2024 03:14 PM (uxCna)

411 373 Anyone here remember who Bill Anders was?
Posted by: Soothsayer at June 11, 2024 03:08 PM (qCxap)

Apollo 8 Astronaut, famous Earth rise photographer.
My brother in law knew him. Called after his death to ask if I thought he did a Scott Crossfield. Similar circumstances.

Posted by: Auspex at June 11, 2024 03:14 PM (j4U/Z)

412 Biden went 34 seconds without blinking. I don’t want to speak it into existence, but the Dems Biden problem may take care of itself.

Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (pZEOD)
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Teleprompter: "Now blink."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 11, 2024 03:15 PM (YqDXo)

413 He has Parkinsonism, idiopathic or possibly vascular from small vessel stroke disease in combination with the damage from the old aneurysm ruptures. Decreased blink rate, decreased arm swing, bent/flexed posture at hips and knees (the Biden Twerk is a bad form of that), shuffled gait, slow turns, falls, festinating hypophonic hypokinetic speech, word finding (which is different from "stuttering" (looking at you, Rep. Ted Lieu the self-appointed speech pathologist), confusion, good days and bad days, low energy after lunchtime. etc... rigid arm swing. SMALL HANDWRITING!

We should DEMAND at DAT scan (dopamine activation tomography... a PET scan that looks at dopamine uptake in the caudate and putamen)

Posted by: Donovan Nuera at June 11, 2024 03:15 PM (LKMDZ)

414 vaxx nood verdict

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 03:15 PM (ZdexC)

415 Yesterday. Juneteenth celebration. Kamala doesn’t hear the snare drum, either.

Biden went 34 seconds without blinking. I don’t want to speak it into existence, but the Dems Biden problem may take care of itself.
Posted by: Piper at June 11, 2024 03:09 PM (pZEOD)

So we're doing Juneteeth celebrations, all through Pride Month???

Posted by: BurtTC at June 11, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

416 Teleprompter: "Now blink."

If he blinks, he could end up anywhere on the page.

Posted by: t-bird at June 11, 2024 03:16 PM (LbnIB)

417 NOOD ALERT! NOOD ALERT!

Posted by: Max Power at June 11, 2024 03:17 PM (q177U)

418 This LGBT book contains "very difficult" underage incest scenes but an Indiana school board allowed it to remain in a school library anyway

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 11, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)
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School board members unexpectedly defeated in Indiana school district elections. Said the former board president; "I don't understand what's wrong with allowing school children to become knowledgeable about sex when they are 7. I mean, c'mon, what is wrong with these people?"

Posted by: Black JEM at June 11, 2024 03:18 PM (GZYu7)

419 23

‘ Bookmark this.’

I can see you’re proud of this. But if the democrats steal the next election, I won’t care whether some pisspants predicted it on June 11.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 11, 2024 03:19 PM (jbnUc)

420
Below, his face is frozen with confusion and fear.

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Based on what he could see around him, he feared the dangers of the jungle. He's gone on record about this fear in the past.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at June 11, 2024 03:20 PM (dtlw7)

421 Lizzy: "Jimmy Carter says 'thanks, you make me look competent in comparison, Joe!'"

It is impressive, isn't it? As bad as Carter was, Biden is worse. Plus, Carter wasn't a crook and, literally, selling America down the river so his family could profit. Probably for decades.

Biden may well be the front man for the worst administration in American history. And, to compare, we just lived through Obama, Hillary Clinton, Carter, and LBJ. That's some gauntlet of suck.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 11, 2024 03:20 PM (aXxgO)

422 The White House denied that Biden had a freeze moment, or that his face showed confusion and fear. "That's just the earthy innate racism that Blue Collar Joe has had all of his life," they explained.

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The White House also denied -- with unusual specificity -- that F. Joe has definitely NOT shit his pants in public 157 times over the past 1238 days.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 11, 2024 03:22 PM (8DH6O)

423 So, none of these things have actually happened, and they're required for the cheat and outright breaking of laws in Fulton to be stopped?

Call me when, you know, it happens.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

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Why doesn't the state AG have first dibs on election law anyway?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 11, 2024 03:22 PM (RdcSN)

424 I'm honestly surprised that we haven't heard anymore from him.
The graft was working, wasn't it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 11, 2024 02:32 PM (GBKbO)

I hope so. I don't ever want to see that jagoff again.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 11, 2024 03:28 PM (XPM1I)

425
Why isn't he Moving?

C'mon, Ace. Poor guy can't poop his pants and dance at the same time.

Be better, Ace. Be better.

Posted by: naturalfake at June 11, 2024 03:46 PM (eDfFs)

426 The Democrats can't just throw Joe out. He has to agree to leave. But Joe has been angling to be President for 50 years. Now that he is here, why would he give it up?

Joe Biden has surrounded himself for years with an entire entourage of sycophants and cronies who have gotten rich and powerful riding on Joe's coattails. As long as HE is in power, they are in power. If he quits the race, their meal ticket is cancelled. THEY have no reason for Joe to quit. Joe has no reason for Joe to quit. Team Biden will keep the gravy train running for as long as they can.

It comes down to, what possible leverage would the Old Gaybeards have to get him to quit?

Money? He is POTUS right now, no amount of money can beat that.

Scandal? Impeach? Invoke the 25th? This late in the game, any of those would hand the election to Trump.

Appeal to duty and the party? What does Joe care about that? This is his last hurrah.

If Team Biden stands their ground against the Gaybeards, I don't think there is much they can do other than stick with Joe or off Joe.

Posted by: Eric at June 11, 2024 04:05 PM (RqJez)

427 Hey, Joe. DON'T

Posted by: wth at June 11, 2024 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

428 Down, down, down, down, Gravity

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 11, 2024 04:32 PM (wGqjj)

429 I'm beginning to think Team Obama is resigned to Biden dropping out or just dropping, and Trump winning in November. The vote-generating machine will go into overdrive to preserve their control of the Senate and maybe give them the House, which brings Trump 2.0 to a screeching halt. Every executive order will immediately result in a lawsuit, and no significant legislation will pass. Then all they have to do is defeat whomever Trump picks for VP unless the GOPe does the dirty work in the primary season first.

Posted by: p-squared at June 11, 2024 05:44 PM (i3SWt)

430 Biden can't drop out now - not until after he is 'virtually nominated', so that he'll appear on the Ohio ballot. After his virtual nomination, then he can drop out and the DNC rules give them enormous scope to name the replacement. But until that virtual nomination for the Ohio ballot, it isn't going to happen.

'Course none of the Dems seem to wonder about what happens if they conduct that virtual survey...and Biden fails to get the nomination.

Posted by: LCMS Rulz! at June 11, 2024 06:52 PM (TOe+Q)

431 The more people see of Biden, the less they like him.

Difficult to win a campaign in this situation.

Expect even fewer appearances from him than in 2020, and for the D's to run on 1) abortion, 2) slander against Trump

Posted by: Aarradin at June 12, 2024 12:56 AM (5kvQv)

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