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I don't even want to know what's going on here:

catclimbingwithskeleton.jpg

Cats pretending not to be evil.

Cats pretending they have no interest in conquest, only peaceful co-existence.

Cat pretends to sign a peace deal, but is already planning the next ambush on the stairs.

Cat biding his time before his next Preemptive Reprisal.

Cat: I'm not going to swat you, I promise. Dee, you bitch.

Cat owner: I have no idea why I wake up exhausted every morning.

Cat shows the love and affection for humans for which they are justifiably famous.

This dog has been deranged by cat subversions.

This dog will not bow to this cat's territorial aggressions.


Baby goat sounds like a baby.

Dog understands the value of moist relaxation.

Adopted!

Deer prances in the surf.

Bear prefers his meals to just fly into his mouth.


Sharing your water with a porcupine (I think).

Feeding the neighborhood owl.




Teamwork makes the dream work!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:27 PM




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1 First

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:28 PM (MvF+J)

2 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 07:28 PM (WXNFJ)

3 Infrared footage of the IDF escorting the rescued hostages to their Apache helicopter

Cool video, but that's a CH-53 Sea Stallion or some variant thereof. Otherwise, they'd have to be packed in kinda tight since the Apache is a two-seater.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 10, 2024 07:29 PM (DTX3h)

4 The deer is just priceless...

Posted by: Brewingfrog at June 10, 2024 07:29 PM (tvY3H)

5 The tail-wagging pair of orange dogs perfectly demonstrates the phenomenon of sympathetic resonance.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:30 PM (MvF+J)

6 Beautiful owl!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 07:32 PM (XkYcA)

7
Took young Mr. Phoenix to the doggie chiropractor today to determine if he's healed enough from his injury to play with the other puppies. Doc said he could, but take it slow. I thought, "He's a six-month old puppy. They don't know what slow is." But we will work something out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:33 PM (MoZTd)

8 7

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2024 07:33 PM (ENQN6)

9 Wow the mom cat and kitteh and the little girl

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 07:33 PM (RIvkX)

10 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

11
Phoenix, I'm proud to say, behaved like a little gentleman. All our vets love our dogs because they're so well socialized and trained to accept people. Unlike some of the psycho mutts they have to deal with.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:36 PM (MoZTd)

12 Ace! R is convinced you did all the cat posts for her birthday. I swear she is more excited about this over opening her presents! So thank you, kind sir, for happy little accidents. ❤️

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 07:36 PM (pZEOD)

13 LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 10, 2024 07:36 PM (tQtDb)

14 Very sweet video of the little girl and the mom cat and kitten. Thx.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 07:37 PM (XkYcA)

15 Hissy Fit has left us. The Tortie with me for 15+ years couldn't stand up on Saturday and we had to make the decision. She fought and when the vet put a stethoscope on her, her heart was strong. Everything else had failed.
She came to me and accepted it and I held her on her way.
She's buried now on the property and I'm not sure the little female vet had ever seen a guy looking like me cry like a child.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:37 PM (43xH1)

16 What is that animal that drinks gasoline? I'd like to stay out of his habitat.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:38 PM (MvF+J)

17 PETZZZZ

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 07:38 PM (Ka3bZ)

18 Labs love water. They should have gills.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

19
The tail-wagging pair of orange dogs perfectly demonstrates the phenomenon of sympathetic resonance.
Posted by: Dig gp Must

____________

Sympathetic resonance: Dutch and Ilya

http://soyaraborzoi.com/BraceFullExtension.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:39 PM (MoZTd)

20 15 I'm sorry.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

21 It's been a difficult weekend.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:40 PM (43xH1)

22 Cats and dogs are cute ... BUT, if they could understand the media, they would become full blown Woke Karens immediately. Better they remain under our care.

Posted by: illiniwek at June 10, 2024 07:40 PM (Cus5s)

23 15 Hissy Fit has left us. The Tortie with me for 15+ years couldn't stand up on Saturday and we had to make the decision. She fought and when the vet put a stethoscope on her, her heart was strong. Everything else had failed.
She came to me and accepted it and I held her on her way.
She's buried now on the property and I'm not sure the little female vet had ever seen a guy looking like me cry like a child.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:37 PM (43xH1)

I am so sorry, LenNeal. Even when you know it’s the right time in your head, your heart is never ready.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 07:40 PM (pZEOD)

24 9,14 Indeed!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:40 PM (MvF+J)

25 According to Politico, the footage was shot by Pelosi's documentary filmmaker daughter, Alexandra, who created the HBO documentary "The Insurrectionist Next Door" about January 6.

"They thought that they had sufficient resources," someone off camera said, to which Pelosi responded, "They clearly didn’t know. And I take responsibility for not having them just prepare for more."

SET UP

Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2024 07:41 PM (ENQN6)

26 18 Labs love water. They should have gills.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

We are perfect as we are currently ...

Posted by: browndog rolls in a dead fish at June 10, 2024 07:41 PM (TTAGa)

27
She's buried now on the property and I'm not sure the little female vet had ever seen a guy looking like me cry like a child.
Posted by: LenNeal

___________

Crying when losing a pet is acceptable for a man.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:41 PM (MoZTd)

28 Feeding that Owl was cool. I like how he said "More Please".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 07:42 PM (R/m4+)

29 15 Hissy Fit has left us. The Tortie with me for 15+ years couldn't stand up on Saturday and we had to make the decision.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:37 PM (43xH1)


I'm sorry you lost your kitty. I went through the same scenario this past November with Brutus the tuxedo cat.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 10, 2024 07:42 PM (DTX3h)

30 You now how that porcupine is going to thank you for that water?

By girdling your trees and leaving quills in your dogs' faces.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 10, 2024 07:43 PM (ou9hh)

31 Hadrian, how is Val's appetite?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 07:43 PM (Srw7t)

32 I grieve more over losing animals than losing people. One of many reasons I am damned to hell.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

33 I had to work, seems Hissy Fit is quite the internet persona. It's hard to explain but she is internationally known.
Hissy Fit just kept going, what was strange was literally the day before she was her normal self. She crashed in 12 hours.
Running up the stairs to finished in 12 hours.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:44 PM (43xH1)

34 LenNeal: so sorry for your loss. I dread the day with my torties...

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at June 10, 2024 07:44 PM (n3DL0)

35
Hadrian, how is Val's appetite?
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC

__________

He eats with enthusiasm the canned cat food into which his medicine is mixed, but he's not interested in his dry food. Right now, nobody's interested in their dry food. Must be the heat.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:45 PM (MoZTd)

36 19 Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:45 PM (MoZTd)

They are beautiful.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 07:47 PM (pZEOD)

37 I'm gonna take that as guardedly-good news, H7

*muted yay!*

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 10, 2024 07:47 PM (tQtDb)

38
Val's picture

http:// soyaraborzoi.com/Val.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:47 PM (MoZTd)

39 Hadrian, please tell Finn hello for me.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 07:48 PM (Srw7t)

40 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 10, 2024 07:49 PM (OX9vb)

41 Dash, hi darlin.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 07:50 PM (Srw7t)

42 According to Politico, the footage was shot by Pelosi's documentary filmmaker daughter, Alexandra, who created the HBO documentary "The Insurrectionist Next Door" about January 6.
"They thought that they had sufficient resources," someone off camera said, to which Pelosi responded, "They clearly didn’t know. And I take responsibility for not having them just prepare for more."
SET UP
Posted by: rhennigantx at June 10, 2024 07:41 PM
(ENQN6)

I would like to see a docudrama about Nancy's boobs from when she was a young whore blowing all the Mob Guys and how her boobs became all pale, veiny and saggy when she reached the pinnacle of her career as House Speaker. Have her family chime in if they have ever seen her running thru the house nekkid and boobs flying all over. Oscar material.

Saggy Boobs Rule!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

43 I was feeling guilty as one does but notified friends today an got an earful.
Man, you bought fresh octopus in Guerrero and fed it to your cat!
You fed her cat food from Switzerland!
She got specific gifts from Turkey!

Okay yeah

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:51 PM (43xH1)

44 Piper

Is that what Owlbert does?

Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2024 07:52 PM (NLIak)

45 42 Cast Kathy Bates. She takes nude parts.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:52 PM (MvF+J)

46 I'll explain how Hissy Fit has... it's hard to explain, she was instrumental in helping my brother's wife emerge from trauma.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:54 PM (43xH1)

47 Just in time for Prideteenth or whatever

@JWheelertv 25m
BREAKING: Protestors form a new encampment on
@UCLA campus

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 07:55 PM (IG4Id)

48 I don't know the particulars of the case, but this is an insane happening in Fulton County.

https://x.com/cathyrusson /status/1800225739478073808 (long thread, remove space)

In the end, after calling the judge out on his meeting in chambers with the prosecutors + witness Kenneth Copland this morning without the defense attorney knowing, the defendant's attorney would not tell the judge who told him about the meeting (ex parte communications).


The judge then had the defendant's attorney arrested for contempt! (He sentenced him to 20 days, weekends, no contempt hearing, even though apparently case law says he gets one, it was denied.)

What is going on in Fulton County with their judges?

Posted by: Ann at June 10, 2024 07:57 PM (4neFu)

49 The emergency vet took one look and said No. No saving her, she's what 17?
My daughter asked for tests I admit I stood in the background waving my hands: NO

Man Hissy Fit just ran it out, the vet was astounded.
Heart was pounding and powerful, everything else...

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:57 PM (43xH1)

50 I hate losing cats, LenNeal. It hurts because they are part of us.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 07:57 PM (D7oie)

51 Proud of what, exactly? Feces and infections? Lying? Bribery? HIPAA? Policy change?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 10, 2024 07:58 PM (9h8w2)

52 I never see porcupines around and they should be here.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 07:58 PM (fwDg9)

53 42

Fen thinks I'm a weirdo.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:58 PM (43xH1)

54 Fulton County is an insane asylum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 10, 2024 08:00 PM (qZEuM)

55 Skip, they are mostly nocturnal

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 08:00 PM (Srw7t)

56 Fen thinks I'm a weirdo.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 07:58 PM (43xH1)


No, I suspect she thinks what you say is weird. If you were to alter that she probably would change her mind, too.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 08:00 PM (D7oie)

57 Sympathetic resonance: Dutch and Ilya

http://soyaraborzoi.com/BraceFullExtension.jpg

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:39 PM (MoZTd)

Speaking of Metronome Synchronization. Patience is required.

https://tinyurl.com/3hx2mhnu

Posted by: javemms at June 10, 2024 08:01 PM (8I4hW)

58 Pup and his two favorite toys.

https://shorturl.at/1bM7s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 10, 2024 08:02 PM (L/fGl)

59 Well, after my brother and his wife lost their only son in an earthquake I've been told his wife, who was encased in casts as her body saved her son's body from being ground to dust, she refused any contact of any kind she took messages from one of her sisters and messages from me of Hissy Fit.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 08:02 PM (43xH1)

60 19 mins

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 08:03 PM (/7KEl)

61 57 OK, now that I'm hypnotized, what is your command?

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 08:03 PM (MvF+J)

62 Cool video, but that's a CH-53 Sea Stallion or some variant thereof. Otherwise, they'd have to be packed in kinda tight since the Apache is a two-seater.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 10, 2024 07:29 PM


If it were an Apache, you'd be happy Miss Alabama wasn't one of the rescuees.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2024 08:04 PM (M6Opu)

63 44 Piper

Is that what Owlbert does?
Posted by: mnw at June 10, 2024

He has never eaten from my hand, but I also have not tried. I throw it up and he grabs it mid air, he does this really loud hoot versus the cute chirps of this owl. He does a rumbling gurgling noise, too. I call it his purr. He is quite a bit bigger than the owl in the video, but I could see if he would start to eat out of my hand.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 08:05 PM (pZEOD)

64 My brother's wife in hospital found her anger and territory with funny photos of Hissy Fit. She loves Hissy Fit when we finally met again this winter she immediately asked about Hissy Fit.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 08:05 PM (43xH1)

65 Better get to bed
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

66 Hissy Fit is properly buried on the property.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 08:08 PM (43xH1)

67 Ben as I hardly go out at night that's why I don't see them.

Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

68 The picture up top is no less bizarre than today’s Art Thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 08:09 PM (v6JzV)

69 Time to mow lawn. Ugh.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

70
Those metronomes are now ready to march through France.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:10 PM (MoZTd)

71 Joe must doing real bad with black voters.

Check out the dude in the dress at the White House. No, not Big Mike, another dude.

https://tinyurl.com/bfbayn4f

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 08:10 PM (LkLld)

72 I’m sorry for your loss, LenNeal.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 08:12 PM (v6JzV)

73 Joe must doing real bad with black voters.

Check out the dude in the dress at the White House. No, not Big Mike, another dude.


Yeah, black guys love that stuff. Also, Joe looks like he has no idea why the help is out with him on the lawn, while Kamala tries (and fails utterly) to get with the beat.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:13 PM (xCA6C)

74 Larry Fine was nicknamed the Porcupine and he was from Philadelphia.

Posted by: They Stooge To Conga at June 10, 2024 08:15 PM (V5BDR)

75 62 If it were an Apache, you'd be happy Miss Alabama wasn't one of the rescuees.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2024 08:04 PM (M6Opu)


Hell, she'd give a Sea Stallion a run for its money.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at June 10, 2024 08:18 PM (DTX3h)

76 Joe must doing real bad with black voters.
Check out the dude in the dress at the White House. No, not Big Mike, another dude.
https://tinyurl.com/bfbayn4f
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 08:10 PM (LkLld)

Joe is trying to figure out why all those Stepin Fetchits are shimmying and shaking when all he wants to do is use the can.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 08:19 PM (R/m4+)

77 73 Kamala tries (and fails utterly) to get with the beat.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:13

———

The snare drum. Just listen for the snare.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 08:20 PM (pZEOD)

78 http://soyaraborzoi.com/BraceFullExtension.jpg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Gorgeous

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 08:20 PM (Ka3bZ)

79 The gophers are out in force around here. That means lots of excitement for my Paisley and her doggie friends.
I'm sure Paisley can here gophers tiptoeing across the yard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 10, 2024 08:21 PM (JLq/1)

80
Well, now Val is eating his dry food. Yay. Made a liar out of me.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:21 PM (MoZTd)

81 “Hissy Fit” is a great name for a cat.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 08:21 PM (v6JzV)

82 LenNeal, sorry about Hissy Fit

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 08:22 PM (Ka3bZ)

83 Elaine Benes was Ginger Rogers compared to the Vice President.

Posted by: Two Left Feet at June 10, 2024 08:22 PM (V5BDR)

84 here it comes

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 08:22 PM (/7KEl)

85 >>Joe is trying to figure out why all those Stepin Fetchits are shimmying and shaking when all he wants to do is use the can.

I think he is using the can. That smile spells relief.

The US consulate in Australia was vandalized by Palestinian supporters last night. I've got a feeling we are going to see some big time violence this Fall if Trump wins.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 08:23 PM (LkLld)

86 Joe must doing real bad with black voters.

Check out the dude in the dress at the White House. No, not Big Mike, another dude.

https://tinyurl.com/bfbayn4f
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 08:10 PM (LkLld)
----
He looks like he's escaped from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.

Seriously, his stance is unnatural and his facial expression crosses into Uncanny Valley territory.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2024 08:23 PM (BpYfr)

87
LenNeal, remember Hissy Fit well and she'll never be truly dead.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:24 PM (MoZTd)

88 He looks like he's escaped from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.

Seriously, his stance is unnatural and his facial expression crosses into Uncanny Valley territory.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2024 08:23 PM (BpYfr)
Joe is so white he's almost transparent.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 10, 2024 08:24 PM (JLq/1)

89 He looks like he's escaped from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum.

That's unfair. Madame Tussaud's figures are much more lifelike.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:24 PM (xCA6C)

90 Oh, that's Kamahaha in the pink. I thought that was some random white chick

Posted by: Jamaica at June 10, 2024 08:26 PM (5KunV)

91 "Seriously, his stance is unnatural and his facial expression crosses into Uncanny Valley territory.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel"

He is so wasted. Mesmerized by the lights.

Posted by: AI Old White Guy at June 10, 2024 08:26 PM (vFG9F)

92 Re video #2: I'd love to have a garden like that minus all the cats.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 08:28 PM (oaGWv)

93 Ah, it's an early Juneteenth celebration. And I didn't get you anything.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 08:28 PM (LkLld)

94 that reminds me
gotta get the juneteenth decorations out

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 08:29 PM (/7KEl)

95 RIP Hissy Fit.

I'm sorry, Len Neal. Lucy will get extra love tonight.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 08:30 PM (H3AP2)

96 I love these posts

Posted by: Christie at June 10, 2024 08:31 PM (KkpVk)

97 I love these posts!

Posted by: Christie at June 10, 2024 08:32 PM (KkpVk)

98 I love these posts!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at June 10, 2024 08:34 PM (xCA6C)

99 99

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:35 PM (xCA6C)

100 100

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:36 PM (xCA6C)

101 that reminds me
gotta get the juneteenth decorations out

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 08:29 PM (/7KEl)

------------

Do people fill their homes with hanging calendars?

/It was more fun to tease my friends & family by giving them Kwanzaa cards and gifts ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 08:36 PM (NGa9E)

102 Man, slow tonight.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:36 PM (xCA6C)

103 Hockey night

Posted by: Jamaica at June 10, 2024 08:37 PM (MK13O)

104
Man, slow tonight.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:36 PM (xCA6C)

__________

*squints toward hills*

Yeah. Too slow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:37 PM (MoZTd)

105 Oilers flasher admits 'they're not real'

I was wrong

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 08:38 PM (/7KEl)

106 The gophers are out in force around here. That means lots of excitement for my Paisley and her doggie friends.
I'm sure Paisley can here gophers tiptoeing across the yard.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 10, 2024 08:21 PM (JLq/1)

-------------

We get pocket gophers here; and everytime my wife discovers them in the yard, I can't help but break into my obligatory Bill Murray "Carl The Gardner" voice & routine ...

If only I could get my hands onto some little gopher-shaped plastic explosives!

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 08:38 PM (NGa9E)

107 "He looks like he's escaped from Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum."

I've seen more animated myxobacteria.

Posted by: AI Old White Guy at June 10, 2024 08:41 PM (vFG9F)

108 I'm in no hurry to feed any raptor by hand.

Talons, claws, beaks, hands and/or face, assembly not desired.

Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2024 08:41 PM (SYTee)

109 I watched part of Stripes last night. That movie was peak Sean Young.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:41 PM (xCA6C)

110 Labs love water. They should have gills.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

------------

The only cat I ever had that actually loved, let alone tolerated, water was a Turkish Van (Bob T. Cat).

I'd put the stopper in and fill up my sink in the mornings with water, and Bob would sit next to it and play -- slapping at the water as if he was a bear hunting fish. After showering, he couldn't wait to get onto and play on the wet shower floor.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 08:42 PM (NGa9E)

111
Whoa, 5 minute major and a game misconduct.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:42 PM (MoZTd)

112 I watched part of Stripes last night. That movie was peak Sean Young.

Excluding Bladerunner, of course.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:42 PM (xCA6C)

113 Myxobacteria can move by gliding. They typically travel in swarms (also known as wolf packs), containing many cells kept together by intercellular molecular signals. Individuals benefit from aggregation as it allows accumulation of the extracellular enzymes that are used to digest food; this in turn increases feeding efficiency until they grow to an enormous size and eat New York City.

Posted by: Slime Mold Facts at June 10, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

114
this in turn increases feeding efficiency until they grow to an enormous size and eat New York City.
Posted by: Slime Mold Facts

________

Can't happen fast enough.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:45 PM (MoZTd)

115 CXV

Posted by: GAIVS KILROYNIVS at June 10, 2024 08:45 PM (M6Opu)

116 Joe must doing real bad with black voters.

Check out the dude in the dress at the White House. No, not Big Mike, another dude.

https://tinyurl.com/bfbayn4f
Posted by: JackStraw

As my mother used to say "Jesus, Mary and Joseph!" What the h is going on? Biden looks lost in space. Embarrassing.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 08:46 PM (oaGWv)

117 I know it's only Game 2 but the Oilers may be outmatched

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 08:47 PM (/7KEl)

118 "I watched part of Stripes last night. That movie was peak Sean Young.
Posted by: Archimedes "

Wanna buy a de-milled EM-50? I've got an extra one in my backyard.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

119 SCORE

1-0

OILERS

Posted by: browndog chases the Zamboni at June 10, 2024 08:48 PM (TTAGa)

120 And Kamala in one of her suits of any color. Does that woman own a dress?

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 08:48 PM (oaGWv)

121 Bad goal.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 08:49 PM (LkLld)

122 With this hash, I should be waxing poetic about The Pig, aka Machine Gun, Caliber 7.62 mm, M60.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2024 08:49 PM (M6Opu)

123
Bobrovsky's Game 2 GAA: 0.00

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:49 PM (MoZTd)

124
I think Mr. Ekman-Larson will be hearing from Mr. Maurice between periods.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:50 PM (MoZTd)

125 I don't know who I'm supposed to be rooting for, but I'm pulling for the Oilers.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 08:51 PM (9hxVr)

126 113 Myxobacteria can move by gliding. They typically travel in swarms (also known as wolf packs), containing many cells kept together by intercellular molecular signals. Individuals benefit from aggregation as it allows accumulation of the extracellular enzymes that are used to digest food; this in turn increases feeding efficiency until they grow to an enormous size and eat New York City.
Posted by: Slime Mold Facts at June 10, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

——
When can this happen and should we feed it scraps?

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 08:52 PM (pZEOD)

127
I don't know who I'm supposed to be rooting for, but I'm pulling for the Oilers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 08:51 PM (9hxVr)

________

What! You're pulling for snow wops and hosers?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 08:52 PM (MoZTd)

128 That clip of Joe and Kamala and her husband and the tranny is just too much. Kamala is so pathetically white and she can't help herself. Joe is so stoned he can't move. I expected the tranny and the VP's husband to start dancing together. What a hideous, hilarious farce were are witnessing.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 08:54 PM (vFG9F)

129 I don't know who I'm supposed to be rooting for, but I'm pulling for the Oilers.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 08:51 PM (9hxVr)

Concur. The Lady Who Freed Her Puppies has me rooting for the Oilers.

Hopefully they score...a lot.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 08:56 PM (R/m4+)

130 hat clip of Joe and Kamala and her husband and the tranny is just too much. Kamala is so pathetically white and she can't help herself. Joe is so stoned he can't move. I expected the tranny and the VP's husband to start dancing together. What a hideous, hilarious farce were are witnessing.
Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 08:54 PM


All is proceeding as we have foreseen.

Posted by: Big Penguin at June 10, 2024 08:56 PM (M6Opu)

131 I'm rooting for the Panthers although I've never gotten over Bobrovsky leaving the Blue Jackets for Florida. I hold grudges but I'll let it go this one time.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 08:57 PM (oaGWv)

132 That parrot looked a little nervous

Posted by: TC at June 10, 2024 08:58 PM (cHOHf)

133 Done with lawn (big part in back anyway.) Appropriate time for announcement: I am exiting the landlord business. Gave the tenant notice; closing the apt for good in Oct. 37 years of grief is enough.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:00 PM (MvF+J)

134 That parrot looked a little nervous
Posted by: TC

Like a kindergarten teacher faced with a room full of over active 5year olds on the first day of school.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:00 PM (oaGWv)

135 D'oh! What a bad time to lose cable.

Go Oilers!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 10, 2024 09:01 PM (hZc6Q)

136 > What! You're pulling for snow wops and hosers?
----------
Snow Roaches.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2024 09:02 PM (Q4IgG)

137 Done with lawn (big part in back anyway.) Appropriate time for announcement: I am exiting the landlord business. Gave the tenant notice; closing the apt for good in Oct. 37 years of grief is enough.
Posted by: Dig gp Must

Congrats. Hopefully there won't be any drama with the tenant vacating the apt.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:02 PM (oaGWv)

138 I like the Oilers in the 1980s, Warren Moon, Bubba Richardson, Haywood Jeffries. They were a fun team to root for there’s no question about that and they always made the playoffs, but never won the big one, I don’t think they even made it there. In fact, I know they didn’t. But that was a fun team to root for in the 80s.

I’m guessing you’re talking hockey though I’m reading from the bottom of the thread up. Nothing really to say about that one, but I did love the movie Miracle.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:03 PM (eBRp/)

139 As of tonite, I've found 26 species of weeds (non-grass, non-tree) in my yard this year. Tonite's find is amaranth. 'Am-a-ranth.' Pigweed.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:04 PM (MvF+J)

140 This is not good.

@CaptCoronado
🚨Update: US ON FULL ALERT!! The Hunt is on!! US Navy P8 Poseidon 'Sub hunter' is flying over the coast of Florida in search of rogue Russian submarine!!

The Russian Navy nuclear Submarine Kazan is 66 miles away from Florida coast, equipped with 4500-km Kalibr-M missiles, off the coast of Cuba!! New Cuban Missile Crisis.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 09:04 PM (LkLld)

141 Joe must doing real bad with black voters.

Check out the dude in the dress at the White House. No, not Big Mike, another dude.

https://tinyurl.com/bfbayn4f
Posted by: JackStraw


Now I remember why I was against busing!

Posted by: Frozen-Face Joe at June 10, 2024 09:05 PM (5fDan)

142 stripes was a really interesting movie. For Starters it was one of the biggest comedies of the 80s and when you look at the 80s, that is a huge deal. It was also interesting because it was anti-army and pro army at the same time. It got everything wrong about the military and also a lot of things right at least the military in the late 70s after Vietnam that they were talking about. It is still remembered decades later for a reason.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:06 PM (eBRp/)

143 While easily recognized from their distinctive plumage and intolerable odor, most people are unaware of the subversive nature of the flightless ice bat weasel we call the penguin. Their collective nature is just a tiny indication of the true communistic intensions of the organization known worldwide as "Big Penguin".

Posted by: Big Penguin Facts at June 10, 2024 09:06 PM (vFG9F)

144 >Sub hunter' is flying over the coast of Florida in search of rogue Russian submarine!!

The Russian Navy nuclear Submarine Kazan is 66 miles away from Florida coast

---


the Handlers© are gonna get us all killed

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:06 PM (/7KEl)

145 Missed the Liam Nelson thing from last thread, but Liam was funny as hell in his cameo on Derry Girls.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 09:07 PM (ufFY8)

146 In perfect fairness to The Cleric (whom I josh and jibe at with some regularity) she mostly thinks some of us are louche ne'er-do-wells only because we constantly act like it.

Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 09:07 PM (bBaeH)

147 Top shelf stuff Ace. Thanks.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 10, 2024 09:08 PM (+qILM)

148 144 That's my take too. They're elevating FJB to War President.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:08 PM (MvF+J)

149 I missed the French thread, putain!

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:09 PM (eBRp/)

150 137 Thanks! One less thing for me to rant about here.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:09 PM (MvF+J)

151 This is really hard. Each time I come home I expect Hissy Fit to come demanding something.
I just got home and now she's not here.
Man, I can see people in long term marriages falling apart. Routine is important.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:09 PM (9yXr+)

152 Liam Neeson was unimpressive in Darkman.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:10 PM (9yXr+)

153 The Russian Navy nuclear Submarine Kazan is 66 miles away from Florida coast

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the Handlers© are gonna get us all killed
Posted by: Don Black

Pretty sure our subs ain't in the drive through lane at Chick Filet.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 10, 2024 09:10 PM (+qILM)

154 153 Yes, we'll have the satisfaction of killing all the Russians too. Cold comfort.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:13 PM (MvF+J)

155 142 stripes was a really interesting movie. For Starters it was one of the biggest comedies of the 80s and when you look at the 80s, that is a huge deal. It was also interesting because it was anti-army and pro army at the same time. It got everything wrong about the military and also a lot of things right at least the military in the late 70s after Vietnam that they were talking about. It is still remembered decades later for a reason.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:06 PM (eBRp/)


Sgt. Hulka was the real hero of the movie, IMHO.

Warren Oates was a terrific actor. If you ever have a chance to see "Two Lane Blacktop," don't miss it, for Oates' performance as a mid-life crisis guy looking for excitement with his brand-new GTO.

Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2024 09:13 PM (5fDan)

156 152, has he ever been impressive? The guy comes off to me as an incredible bore, and I am biased towards British actors at least the ones from the 60s through 90s

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:13 PM (eBRp/)

157 I thought the Russian sub was still days away. Heading for Cuba. With it's entourage.

I doubt this is authentic.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2024 09:13 PM (Q4IgG)

158 Also with Patrick Swayze in Next Of Kin, 1989.

Again those hillbilly real American movies made PILES of money and the unwashed masess flocked to see them but the uppity 'folks' found them embarrassing and would not make them.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:13 PM (9yXr+)

159 Why would they nuke Florida? Get yer ass up to DC.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 09:13 PM (vFG9F)

160 157 Subs are supposed to be undetectable. Nobody knows where they are. Supposedly.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:14 PM (MvF+J)

161 Did you ever think you'd be subjected to our entire media having a conniption and The Sads over a fucking hostage rescue? Rotten evil motherfuckers. It's the fact that they get away with more and more each day that chafes me.

I was late to the party, but first got clued in when CNN reported 9/11 with total dispassion like it was happening on some distant planet.

At least the local WPIX broadcast felt real. Those breakfast ladies did a fabulous job.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 09:15 PM (lX8VI)

162 Resistance is futile. You are being suborned and subjugated as we speak. Go with the floe! Relax! Give in!

Posted by: Penguin Liberation Front at June 10, 2024 09:16 PM (V5BDR)

163 500 million lives is a small price to pay for Ukrainian sovereignty. For their 'Freedom.'

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:16 PM (MvF+J)

164 155 I will check that one out on your recommendation. I loved Oates in The Wild Bunch.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:16 PM (eBRp/)

165 I'm watching American Ninja Warrior.

What's the name of that Waaaaaa-Waaaaaa-Waaaaaa WAAAAAAAAHHHH horn when somebody fails? It's like the vuvuzela's beefier cousin.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 09:16 PM (FkUwd)

166 well hell, the Monroe Doctrine died when Castro took Cuber

c'mon in, Ivan

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:17 PM (/7KEl)

167 Warren Oates was at his best in The Wild Bunch but his hippie best in Cockfighter.
I suppose if anyone asked me why I did what I did when I did it, it would be a VHS tape of The Wild Bunch. William Holden saying, "Let's Go."

Warren Oates saying, "Why not."

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:17 PM (9yXr+)

168 161 Hands up! Don't shoot!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:17 PM (MvF+J)

169 Why would they nuke Florida? Get yer ass up to DC.
Posted by: fd

False flag

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 10, 2024 09:18 PM (+qILM)

170 I watched part of Stripes last night. That movie was peak Sean Young.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 08:41 PM (xCA6C)

Have we ever played that game here at the HQ? Name an actress and then see if you can agree on the movie where she was at her absolute peak. Or actor so the ladies can play. Maybe when there's five people here it's not the time for it.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 09:18 PM (lX8VI)

171 >> I thought the Russian sub was still days away. Heading for Cuba. With its entourage.

>>I doubt this is authentic.

Same account posted this yesterday. Seems real.

https://tinyurl.com/2a4ddazr

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)

172 Rene Russo- Tin Cup

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:19 PM (/7KEl)

173
Sub hunter' is flying over the coast of Florida in search of rogue Russian submarine!!

"Rogue" as in independent of Moscow?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 09:19 PM (63Dwl)

174 "see if you can agree on the movie where she was at her absolute peak."

Sandra Bernhard, "The King of Comedy" (1982).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:20 PM (MvF+J)

175 Have we ever played that game here at the HQ? Name an actress and then see if you can agree on the movie where she was at her absolute peak. Or actor so the ladies can play. Maybe when there's five people here it's not the time for it.
Posted by: ...'

Easy, Kathy Bates in Misery.

Game over.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:20 PM (9yXr+)

176 Margaret Hamilton, "The Wizard of Oz" (1939).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:21 PM (MvF+J)

177 Sandra Bernhard, "The King of Comedy" (1982).
Posted by: Dig gp'

Oh now interesting choice, Bernhard running around in her underwear I had no idea.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:21 PM (9yXr+)

178 That's quite the golden shower.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 10, 2024 09:22 PM (w6EFb)

179 Liz Taylor, Cleopatra.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 09:22 PM (ufFY8)

180 I'll play. Animal Crackers was peak Margaret Dumont and Emma was peak Marie Dressler.

Posted by: Can Pick'em at June 10, 2024 09:23 PM (V5BDR)

181 has he ever been impressive? The guy comes off to me as an incredible bore, and I am biased towards British actors at least the ones from the 60s through 90s
Posted by: Quint

He was ok in Schindler's List. Thought he was ridiculous in Love Actually. He was also ok in Taken.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:23 PM (oaGWv)

182 >>"Rogue" as in independent of Moscow?

On ping, Vasily.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 09:23 PM (LkLld)

183 Kathy Griffin- Pulp Fiction

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:24 PM (/7KEl)

184 Liz Taylor, Cleopatra.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Liz Taylor, Giant

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:24 PM (oaGWv)

185 Claudette Colbert, "The Sign of the Cross" (1932).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:24 PM (MvF+J)

186 Jonna Lee, Making The Grade.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:24 PM (9yXr+)

187 Jacqueline Bisset, The Deep

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2024 09:24 PM (ufFY8)

188 I'd have to go Liz Taylor - Butterfield 8

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:24 PM (/7KEl)

189 http://soyaraborzoi.com/BraceFullExtension.jpg
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 07:39 PM (MoZTd)


Wow -- a six-legged dog! You don't see those every day.

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 09:25 PM (Sf2cq)

190 TIE: Blondell and Stanwyck in "Night Nurse" (1931).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:25 PM (MvF+J)

191 stripes was a really interesting movie.. . . . it was anti-army and pro army at the same time. It got everything wrong about the military and also a lot of things right . . . .

Posted by: Quint

"I, 'state your name'. . . . " always cracks me up.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 09:26 PM (WXNFJ)

192 Myrna Loy, The Thin Man

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:26 PM (oaGWv)

193 Sex on a stick

https://tinyurl.com/bdebs66e

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:26 PM (/7KEl)

194 Charlton Heston, The Warlord

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2024 09:26 PM (IDphi)

195 Nancy Kulp peaked in Beverly Hillbillies. Well, not really peaked, more like molehills. No, that's not right. More like the Great Plains.

Posted by: Hank Kimball at June 10, 2024 09:26 PM (vFG9F)

196 181, Schindler’s List, yes.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:26 PM (eBRp/)

197 What's the name of that Waaaaaa-Waaaaaa-Waaaaaa WAAAAAAAAHHHH horn when somebody fails? It's like the vuvuzela's beefier cousin.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 09:16 PM (FkUwd)


Maybe "sad trombone"?

Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 09:27 PM (Sf2cq)

198 Nancy Kulp, "Shane" (1953).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:28 PM (MvF+J)

199 Cay Grant, North by Northwest

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:28 PM (oaGWv)

200 Come on, it's Czechoslovakia, we're in and out. It's not like we're going to Moscow.

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2024 09:28 PM (IDphi)

201 Subs are supposed to be undetectable. Nobody knows where they are. Supposedly.
Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:14 PM


Those crazy Ivans!

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2024 09:28 PM (M6Opu)

202 191, lol same

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:29 PM (eBRp/)

203 Doris Day, Pillow Talk

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:29 PM (oaGWv)

204 Jane Darwell, TIE: either "The Ox-Bow Incident" (1942), or "The Grapes of Wrath (1940).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:29 PM (MvF+J)

205 Doris Day, "Calamity Jane" (1953).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:30 PM (MvF+J)

206 Peaked? Annette Funicello in the last years of the Mickey Mouse Club.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2024 09:30 PM (M6Opu)

207 Hannah Montana. No joke.

Posted by: Joe Biteum at June 10, 2024 09:30 PM (vFG9F)

208 Jennifer Connelly AND Virginia Madsen in The Hot Spot.

Posted by: davidt at June 10, 2024 09:31 PM (SYTee)

209 Sandra Bullock, Speed

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 09:31 PM (lX8VI)

210 Clara Bow- Wings

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:31 PM (/7KEl)

211 172, she was hot and I think over 50

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:31 PM (eBRp/)

212 85
' I've got a feeling we are going to see some big time violence this Fall if Trump wins.'

Live ammo time.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 10, 2024 09:31 PM (roH4R)

213 Chloe Sevigny, "The Brown Bunny" (2003).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:31 PM (MvF+J)

214 TIE: Blondell and Stanwyck in "Night Nurse" (1931).
Posted by: Dig gp Must

Stanwyck peaked in just about everything she was in. I loved her in The Lady Eve, Ball of Fire and Remember the Night.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:32 PM (oaGWv)

215 Maybe "sad trombone"?
Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 09:27 PM (Sf2cq)
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No, it's aggressively obnoxious.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 09:32 PM (FkUwd)

216 Jennifer Tilly, Bound

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 09:32 PM (lX8VI)

217 210 Concur, but several of her biggest films have been lost, so we'll never really know.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:33 PM (MvF+J)

218 Honorable Mention I watched Takashi Miike's 'Deadly Outlaw Rekka' which is mostly terrible and an excuse for the only cat left to put my right arm to sleep, but it has a very beautiful moment from I think? Miho Nomoto, where her husband has been killed and after an intense Yakuza kind of discussion, she walks to his chair, and curls up in it, caressing the fabric.

It's a great moment.

Oh, Joan Chen, Judge Dredd.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:33 PM (9yXr+)

219 I want to be that Big Thumb.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 09:33 PM (RIvkX)

220 214 Yes, I just wanted to pick one of the naughty ones.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:33 PM (MvF+J)

221 183 I Think that was a joke, but maybe I’m missing something. I don’t think she was in that though maybe in some severely subordinate role, but I think I get where the joke is coming from.

Griffin actually peaked in that episode of Seinfeld was she played a nut who was obsessed with a famous guy. But then again was that actually acting?

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:34 PM (eBRp/)

222 That's a fact, Jack.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 09:34 PM (RIvkX)

223 Helen Wood - 'Give a Girl a Break' or 'Deep Throat'.

A toss-up as it were.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 09:34 PM (WXNFJ)

224 Clint Eastwood. High plains Drifter.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:34 PM (HXGNm)

225 >172, she was hot and I think over 50

Posted by: Quint


you might be thinking of The Thomas Crown Affair

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:34 PM (/7KEl)

226 Rebecca De Mornay. Risky Business

Posted by: Archer at June 10, 2024 09:34 PM (IDphi)

227 Uma Thurman, Dangerous Liaisons (?)

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 09:34 PM (lX8VI)

228 Olivia Thirlby, DREDD.

Holy hotness AD 2000.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:35 PM (9yXr+)

229 Amber Heard, "Depp v Heard" (2022).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:35 PM (MvF+J)

230 Teá Leoni Bad Boys

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:35 PM (eBRp/)

231 >>Jennifer Connelly AND Virginia Madsen in The Hot Spot.

Jennifer Connelly AND mechanical rocking horse. Career Opportunities.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 09:36 PM (LkLld)

232 Phyllis Diller, in Boy, Did I Get a Wrong Number!

Posted by: Cooter Brown at June 10, 2024 09:36 PM (V5BDR)

233 >v I Think that was a joke, but maybe I’m missing something. I don’t think she was in that


the scene when Butch hits Marcellus with his car

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:36 PM (/7KEl)

234 Jack Nicholson. The Shining.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:36 PM (HXGNm)

235 115 CXV
Posted by: GAIVS KILROYNIVS at June 10, 2024 08:45 PM (M6Opu)


This is going to get out of hand and...

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 10, 2024 09:36 PM (hOUT3)

236 Clint Eastwood. High plains Drifter.
Posted by: nurse ratched'

I've seen more than one woman get all hot and bothered over Kris Kristofferson in his movie prime. Flashpoint was a favorite of one woman friend.
"Oh what a tall drink of water."

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:37 PM (9yXr+)

237 LeeLee Sobieski - "Eyes Wide Shut"

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 09:37 PM (WXNFJ)

238 Steve McQueen in "Bullitt."

Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2024 09:37 PM (5fDan)

239 Sissy Spacek. Carrie

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:38 PM (HXGNm)

240 15 years is a pretty good run for a cat, Len Neal. I'm sure she hung on out of sheer orneriness. Sorry for your loss.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 10, 2024 09:38 PM (xjTDL)

241 Russo is 70 now

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:38 PM (eBRp/)

242 237 Concur.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:38 PM (MvF+J)

243 Gerard Butler, 300.

Guys took their dates to see that display of beefcake.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:39 PM (9yXr+)

244 206 Peaked? Annette Funicello in the last years of the Mickey Mouse Club.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2024 09:30 PM (M6Opu)


You're not really 29, are you?

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 10, 2024 09:39 PM (hOUT3)

245 Sigourney Weaver. Alien

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:39 PM (HXGNm)

246 Errol Flynn, The Adventures of Robin Hood

"Why you speak treason."
"Fluently"

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:41 PM (oaGWv)

247 236 I really liked that movie. If I remember correctly, it was an HBO film and still most people would tell you they’ve never heard of it, But it was a big deal at least in that realm.

Kristofferson is for sure famous but in a different different way than a lot of people, He did a lot of alternative stuff with music and film, But for sure, he’s famous and did well in many genres.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:41 PM (eBRp/)

248 Bette Davis, ... very difficult to choose; I'm going with "Jezebel" (193.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:41 PM (MvF+J)

249 Sigourney Weaver
"back IN The USSR"

https://youtu.be/BUWhlqItgus?si=Ym8h0l0jA8_C_-3O

Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 09:42 PM (/7KEl)

250 Helen Hunt in Twister, never hotter

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:42 PM (eBRp/)

251 Darrin McGavin - A Christmas Story

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 09:42 PM (WXNFJ)

252 Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (easy one)

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 09:42 PM (xCA6C)

253 Robert Redford and Paul Neumann. The Sting.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:42 PM (HXGNm)

254 Gerard Butler, 300.

Guys took their dates to see that display of beefcake.
Posted by: LenNeal

LOL The theater was mostly filled with women when my husband and I saw it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:42 PM (oaGWv)

255 William Bendix, "The Hairy Ape" (1944).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:42 PM (MvF+J)

256 Helen Hunt in Twister, never hotter

Jamie Gertz was hotter.

Also, Rachel Weisz in The Mummy.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 09:43 PM (xCA6C)

257 15 years is a pretty good run for a cat, Len Neal. I'm sure she hung on out of sheer orneriness. Sorry for your loss.
Posted by: Notsothoreau'

Thank you. She fought it right into the final line. Seriously she didn't collapse until 12 hours before. The vet said "What a heart," meaning she just wasn't going to give it up until she had to. 12 hours before her final hour she was running around and carrying on as normal. She just wanted to make sure.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:43 PM (9yXr+)

258 Ingrid Bergman, Casablanca (easy one)
Posted by: Archimedes

Ingrid Bergman, Notorious

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:43 PM (oaGWv)

259 253 Redford and Newman Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, no gay.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:44 PM (eBRp/)

260 In my 'hood theater, ANYTHING with Denzel Washington will fill the seats with Black Women of a certain age.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:45 PM (9yXr+)

261 I need a couple of Golden Retrievers...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 10, 2024 09:45 PM (Rbu5d)

262 256 I was saying Hunt was never hotter.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:46 PM (eBRp/)

263 Rita Hayworth - Gilda

Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 09:46 PM (WXNFJ)

264 151 This is really hard. Each time I come home I expect Hissy Fit to come demanding something.
I just got home and now she's not here.
Man, I can see people in long term marriages falling apart. Routine is important.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024

You will see her out of the corner of your eye for a little bit. She will let you know she is okay now.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 09:46 PM (11JP3)

265 I was saying Hunt was never hotter.

Understood. She just never did much for me.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 09:46 PM (xCA6C)

266 Mel Gibson, Braveheart

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:46 PM (oaGWv)

267 Jaime Lee Curtis. Trading Places.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:47 PM (HXGNm)

268 "Helen Hunt in Twister, never hotter"

FIFY.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:47 PM (MvF+J)

269 233 ahh I remember it now. I thought for a second it was the joke about her being the girl in the opening scene, But for sure, I recall it now.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:47 PM (eBRp/)

270 >>Ingrid Bergman, Notorious

Named a sailboat after that movie.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 09:47 PM (LkLld)

271 Sigourney Weaver. Alien
Posted by: nurse ratched'

You can do a Google search on that scene and women fill it up with 'Where do I get those panties?"

I'm not making this up

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:47 PM (9yXr+)

272 268 thanks I will skulk off now lol.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:48 PM (eBRp/)

273 Daniel Day Lewis, Last of the Mohicans

Posted by: Tuna at June 10, 2024 09:48 PM (oaGWv)

274 Tommy Lee Jones

"No Country for old men."

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 09:48 PM (TDvv2)

275 272 I kid, I kid. I kid because I love.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:49 PM (MvF+J)

276 Deborah Kerr "From Here To Eternity"

Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2024 09:49 PM (5fDan)

277 Genevieve Bujold
King of Hearts

Posted by: browndog chases the Zamboni at June 10, 2024 09:49 PM (TTAGa)

278 Bradley Cooper, Silver Linings Playbook

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 09:50 PM (11JP3)

279 You will see her out of the corner of your eye for a little bit. She will let you know she is okay now.
Posted by: Piper'

Yeah, I thought I might be imagining that but she's fine.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:50 PM (9yXr+)

280 279 You will see her out of the corner of your eye for a little bit. She will let you know she is okay now.
Posted by: Piper'

Yeah, I thought I might be imagining that but she's fine.
Posted by: LenNeal

It's getting dusty in here.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:51 PM (HXGNm)

281 Donna Wilkes, 'Angel', 1983.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:51 PM (9yXr+)

282 Dennis Weaver

DUEL. One of Spielberg's first movies if I remember right.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)

283 Re: cats on curtain:
You don't want to know what's happening there?

I can tell you. There's a dog just off camera.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 10, 2024 09:52 PM (TgwGJ)

284 Catherine Zeta-Jones in Zorro.

An idiotic movie, but she was luminescent.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 09:53 PM (v6JzV)

285 The Dog, "Fatal Attraction" (1987). I think the dog is credited in the movie, but imdb does not list it.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:53 PM (MvF+J)

286 Catherine Zeta-Jones in Zorro.

An idiotic movie, but she was luminescent.


Yeah, good one.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 09:53 PM (xCA6C)

287 Mary Elizabeth Winstead - Scott Pilgrim but honorable mention to Death Proof

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 09:54 PM (lX8VI)

288 Liv Tyler- Stealing Beauty

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:54 PM (eBRp/)

289 274 Tommy Lee Jones

"No Country for old men."

The Fugitive

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 10, 2024 09:55 PM (roH4R)

290 > I thought the Russian sub was still days away. Heading for Cuba. With its entourage.

>>I doubt this is authentic.

Same account posted this yesterday. Seems real.

https://tinyurl.com/2a4ddazr
Posted by: JackStraw at June 10, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)
***

They announced a joint training even awhile back. Russia, Cuba, and Venezuela. Not surprising they are here already.
Gonna be interesting.

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 09:55 PM (W/lyH)

291 John Lithgow

Buckaroo Banzai.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 09:55 PM (HXGNm)

292 Do these have to be actors? Because David Beckham. Wherever he happens to be standing. So long as he doesn’t talk.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 09:56 PM (p4NUW)

293 Greta Thunberg in How Dare You?!!

Posted by: David Hogg at June 10, 2024 09:56 PM (rg7Wz)

294 282 Dennis Weaver

DUEL. One of Spielberg's first movies if I remember right.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 09:52 PM (TDvv2)


Dennis Weaver gave a terrific performance as a wimp forced to fight for his life against a remorseless, but never seen, antagonist.

Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2024 09:56 PM (5fDan)

295 Mary Elizabeth Winstead, 10 eps, "Fargo" (Season 2017).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:56 PM (MvF+J)

296 Natalie Schafer, The Body Disappears, (1941)

Posted by: Lovey Fan at June 10, 2024 09:57 PM (V5BDR)

297 I had to let go of my dog here in the house where the vet was a bit taken aback. I lost it and cried like a baby. Not ashamed in the least. He was my dog. also about 15?

But he appeared in a dream that same night, ran up to me while I was at the border of a field. He ran up to me, I went to pet his head and he just shook it off and ran off into The Cloud.

I'm like, 'REALLY?' That's it? All the hassles, the vet bill when he got injured, he got himself lost, got married and fought with my wife, all this shit and... you just say Yo! and RUN INTO THE CLOUD?
Anyway.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:57 PM (9yXr+)

298 Bruce Willis, "Die Hard" (198.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:57 PM (MvF+J)

299 Pénelope Cruz - Vicky Christina Barcelona

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 09:58 PM (eBRp/)

300 I'm sure vets weep too, sometimes. What a job

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:58 PM (MvF+J)

301 297 I'm like, 'REALLY?' That's it? All the hassles, the vet bill when he got injured, he got himself lost, got married and fought with my wife, all this shit and... you just say Yo! and RUN INTO THE CLOUD?
Anyway.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09

Being a cat, Hissy Fit will be a bit more nuanced about it.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 09:59 PM (p4NUW)

302 Do these have to be actors? Because David Beckham. Wherever he happens to be standing. So long as he doesn’t talk.
Posted by: Piper'

You are not the only one I've heard say that exact thing.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 09:59 PM (9yXr+)

303 Connie Hines...Mr Ed.
A fine l'il filly!

Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 09:59 PM (W/lyH)

304 Dennis Weaver, "Cocaine: One Man's Seduction" (1983).

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 09:59 PM (MvF+J)

305 Jamie Lee Curtis..."A Fish Called Wanda" and an ode to her dad..."Some Like It Hot."

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 09:59 PM (TDvv2)

306 I'm sure vets weep too, sometimes. What a job
Posted by: Dig gp'

The female vet gave me a hug on Saturday I think she might not be used to Big Tough Looking Dudes falling apart over a cat.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:00 PM (9yXr+)

307 Helena Bonham Carter- Howard’s End

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:01 PM (eBRp/)

308 nood

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 10, 2024 10:01 PM (MvF+J)

309 Elsa Lanchester, 'Bride Of Frankenstein'.

Oh!

Peak? Winona Ryder, Dracula.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (9yXr+)

310 Or Rohit Khandelwal. Holy guacamole.

But I am probably old enough to be he mom, so that is kind of dirty.

Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (p4NUW)

311 293

"DING DING DING!!!

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (TDvv2)

312 Jennifer Jason Leigh - started with Fast times but my guess would be a later movie. Same with the girl from Karate Kid. Both became serious actors.

Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (eBRp/)

313 Vithaya Pansringarm, "Only God Forgives" (2013)

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (MvF+J)

314 Takeshi Kitano, "Outrage" (2010).

Posted by: gp: The Thinking Woman's Sex Symbol at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (MvF+J)

315 Fitzcarraldo by Werner Herzog, and starring Klaus Kinski in 1982 only because they actually... actually!! hauled this massive ship out of a river...onto ground and then up and over a mountain ridge to get it back to the river.

No CGI here folks. Herzog was a GIANT back then and somehow pulled this off.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (TDvv2)

316 @RNCResearch
BIDEN: "She know long! She knew suhlongasuhijeruhhnied, our freedom can never be secured"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 10:31 PM (IG4Id)

317 Liam Nelson is YAHH (yet another Hollywood hypocrite). In a million shoot-em-ups, but he's all for a complete handgun ban.

Peak hot - Michelle Pfeiffer - Into the Night
Since I'm straight and male, take this for what it's worth, but that same movie may be Jeff Goldblum's hottest as well.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 10, 2024 10:34 PM (U8bcC)

318 My bet is those cats are chasing moths flying on the other side of the glass.

Posted by: Nancy@7000ft at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (0tmoY)

319 XoGLhSlAE

Posted by: fDqAacNRkoSi at June 11, 2024 12:34 AM (gv/mw)

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