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You're Probably Not Going to Believe Me, but the Same Media Who Spread Dangerous Disinformation About Hunter Biden's Laptop Being Fake Are Refusing To Accept Blame and Apologize After Laptop is Verified as 100% Real

Jonathan Turley:

Watching the coverage this week out of Delaware was like finding oneself in a parallel universe. There were ABC, NBC, CBS, the Washington Post and other news outlets reporting matter-of-factly that the Hunter Biden laptop showed no evidence of tampering and was both real and authentic.

These are the same outlets, and some of the same reporters, who eagerly spread the false claims that the laptop was "Russian disinformation."

Yet, what followed the testimony of FBI agent Erika Jensen was absolute crickets. There was no effort to track down the signatories of the now-debunked letter from former intelligence officials just before the election. In the letter, figures such as Leon Panetta, former CIA director in the Obama administration, claimed that the laptop had all the markings of a Russian disinformation effort by intelligence services. (Panetta continued to make the assertion even in late 2023 in pushing what the federal government is now calling a "conspiracy theory.")

There was no attempt by the media to confront associates of the Biden campaign (including now Secretary of State Antony Blinken) who pushed a long effort to get former intelligence officials to sign a letter.

There was no attempt to question President Joe Biden, who made this false claim in the presidential election to deflect any questions about the evidence of corrupt influence peddling on the laptop.

Years ago, I wrote that the Biden campaign had pulled off the single greatest political trick in history. As I wrote back then, the key to this Houdini-esque trick was to get the media to invest in the deception like audience members called to the stage.

Houdini used to make his elephant Jennifer disappear on stage every night because he knew that the audience wanted her to disappear. They were part of the act. The Bidens made the media part of the act, and these reporters have to back the illusion or admit that they were part of the deception.

They are all laptop deniers, but they know that there are few who will call them to account for their conspiracy theory. Rather, it is social media where readers can see videos of leading media claiming that the laptop is the work of Russian intelligence.

Turley is still salty about the Washington Post's Democrat opeative Philip Bump continuing to insist the laptop was fake-- with the Post backing him up to the hilt, despite having verified it themselves.

Indeed, the Washington Post has continued to suggest that this reporting was accurate. One of the leading purveyors of this false story was the Post's Philip Bump, who slammed the New York Post for its now proven Hunter Biden laptop story.

In 2021, when media organizations were finally admitting that the laptop was authentic, Bump was still declaring that it was a "conspiracy theory." Despite overwhelming evidence to the contrary, Bump continued to suggest that "the laptop was seeded by Russian intelligence."

After Bump had a meltdown in an interview when confronted over past false claims, I wrote a column about the litany of such false claims. The Post surprised many of us by issuing a statement that they stood by all of Bump's reporting, including the laptop conspiracy theory. That was in August 2023.

Hunter Biden had his own daughter take the stand to lie for him. (White Trash Family Values.) It did not go well.

She tried to claim that Hunter was at the "clearest" he'd been in a long time in and around the time he bought a gun. The defense is trying to prove that while Hunter was doing drugs before the gun purchase, and after the gun purchase, he was totally clean and non-addicted in the hour it took him to buy a gun.

But her own text messages demonstrated he wasn't "clear" during this period at all.


Naomi testified that when she visited her father at a California rehab center in August 2018, he appeared the "clearest" he'd been since his brother Beau's death in 2015. She testified that she told her father she was "proud" of him and noted that he seemed "great" and "hopeful" when she saw him again in mid-October.

But, everything changed when the prosecution introduced text messages that contradicted her description of Hunter's state at that time, just days after he bought a gun in Delaware and claimed he wasn't using drugs.

According to a report from Axios, Hunter's legal was so caught off guard that they "scrambled in the aftermath of Naomi's testimony and unexpectedly withdrew a witness -- likely the president's brother Jimmy, who was at the courthouse and was on the defense's list of possible witnesses."


Hunter's defense team lamely acknowledged his addiction but tried to show he had a period of sobriety from crack cocaine -- not alcohol -- around the time he bought the gun. Even if that were true, that's a pretty lame defense.

Doesn't matter, of course -- the Regime rigs all of its trials.

Don't do your own research -- listen to people like Philip Bump, who took three semesters of Expertise in Everything at Journ0lizming Skool.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 05:10 PM




Comments

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1 I shan't believe it!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 10, 2024 05:09 PM (e2k3W)

2 Democracy dies in deception.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 05:11 PM (xCA6C)

3 I see red
And it hurts my head
I guess it must be something
That I read
It's the color of your heartbeat
A rising summer sun
The battle lost or won
The flash to fashion
The pulse to passion
Feels red inside my head

Posted by: Taggart at June 10, 2024 05:11 PM (og5mY)

4 BOXED AND GRAY

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:11 PM (gU5fc)

5 WE all expect a not guilty verdict.. The "jury" was hand picked... Besides they want to live

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2024 05:12 PM (Akjoo)

6 No this simply can't be true. They wouldn't lie would they?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 05:12 PM (QNSds)

7 Every day is like Sunday.

Every day is silent and gray.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 05:12 PM (IFNME)

8
*whispers*

I think ace started his happy hour drinking early today.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 05:12 PM (MoZTd)

9 Every day is like Sunday.

Every day is silent and gray.


All the leaves are brown.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (xCA6C)

10 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (1Yy3c)

11 Hunter's defense team lamely acknowledged his addiction but tried to show he had a period of sobriety from crack cocaine -- not alcohol -- around the time he bought the gun. Even if that were true, that's a pretty lame defense.
++++
LOL

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (d04cU)

12 Saying hunter was sober for more than an hour is stretching it

Posted by: Blanco at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (guMc0)

13 You know why they are not apologizing?

No consequences for having lied.

Truth? Now that there is consequences for.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (IFNME)

14 Gray! Well, personally I like my P*RN Artistic.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (43xH1)

15 I don't think I've called anybody a traitor before this. Those 51 guys are traitors guilty of deliberate election interference and they need to be hanged. This pisses me off more than anything else in ClownWorld to date.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (MvF+J)

16 I wonder if Ace's doctor slipped him some drugs so he would go away and come back on Wednesday?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 05:13 PM (tT6L1)

17 "According to a report from Axios, Hunter's legal {team}was so caught off guard that they "scrambled in the aftermath of Naomi's testimony and unexpectedly withdrew a witness -- likely the president's brother Jimmy, who was at the courthouse and was on the defense's list of possible witnesses.""


I find this almost impossible to believe. There is no way they were caught off guard by texts from hunter's lap top. Maybe they got arrogant but they were in court when the prosecutor admitted hunter's laptop into evidence and they were given a copy of the hard drive.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (QNSds)

18 *whispers*

I think ace started his happy hour drinking early today.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 05:12 PM (MoZTd)

Isn't Ace a Noo Yawker? Noo Yawkers are day drinkers, aren't they?

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (1Yy3c)

19 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (gU5fc)

20 All these trials are pre-determined. The only question is the magnitude of in-your-face embarrassing facts that have to be ignored to reach TPTB's preferred verdict.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (e2k3W)

21 Making observations like "All the leaves are brown, and the comments grey", or other formatting errors only disappoints ace.

Do not disappoint ace, or the Café will be redolent with the mephitic bouquet of projectile penguin poop.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (M6Opu)

22 Well they never admitted they were wrong about the Russian dossier either

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2024 05:15 PM (Akjoo)

23 Like this latest jobs report, all this info is whips that Trump can use to flog Biden with. Trump is going to get busted for elder abuse in the next debate.

Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 10, 2024 05:15 PM (s19xO)

24
What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (gU5fc)

_________

"I can change him!"

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 05:15 PM (MoZTd)

25 Indeed, the Washington Post has continued to suggest that this reporting was accurate.

It was their truth!

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 05:16 PM (DRSnL)

26 I find this almost impossible to believe. There is no way they were caught off guard by texts from hunter's lap top. Maybe they got arrogant but they were in court when the prosecutor admitted hunter's laptop into evidence and they were given a copy of the hard drive.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (QNSds)
---------------

Need to play the part so they can be properly surprised by the "Not Guilty" verdict.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 05:16 PM (tT6L1)

27 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM


From what I have read he got her addicted to crack cocaine and started fvcking her. IIRC she kicked the habit about the same time she kicked hunter biden out of her bed.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 05:16 PM (QNSds)

28 19 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (gU5fc)


He got her addicted to crack too. Before or after I don't know. And did Hunter only "date" Hallie after Beaus death? Dunno. Hallie has a son named Hunter.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 05:16 PM (IFNME)

29 The media is the enemy.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at June 10, 2024 05:17 PM (VuZH8)

30 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (gU5fc)
++++
"My role is to be passed around this crime family in exchange for my status and access to their drugs and money?"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 05:17 PM (d04cU)

31 Still waiting for all the apologies for SILENCING me on the truth about Covid, which they are now acknowledging, even though we ALREADY KNEW THIS SHIT AT THE BEGGINING.

Their stance is ... oh... so sad we were wrong... with absolutely NO Mea Culpa for the destruction of Civil Rights that THEIR stance brought about.

Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2024 05:17 PM (xaFKb)

32 Rule of thumb: Turley is most likely mistaken.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (Z8Yh2)

33
Somewhere in Arkansas, the bastard child of a pole dancer is embarrassed by her father's family.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (MoZTd)

34 Their stance is ... oh... so sad we were wrong... with absolutely NO Mea Culpa for the destruction of Civil Rights that THEIR stance brought about.
Posted by: Romeo13 at June 10, 2024 05:17 PM (xaFKb)


You know why.

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (IFNME)

35 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched'

England?

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (43xH1)

36 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (gU5fc)
---------------

I've been to parties where coke addicted women have dropped their boyfriends to follow the guy who had coke. I've seen a woman snorting coke out of carpeting because some coke was spilled. Drug addiction is a terrible thing and I"m sure Beau's wife was an addict.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (tT6L1)

37 Whatever happened to the Hummin Abedin laptop data? Was it that Weiner guy? ?

I thought that had all the unsecured top secret data from when Mrs. Bill Clinton was SoS?

And then the House of Reps outsourced computer security to the Pakistanis?? Who then absconded.

And then they outsourced all of the OPM data to a chinese cutout firm overseas, (including access to Root)
This means our enemies and adversaries have all the data on every federal employee - fingerprints, background data, next of kin info, names, addresses, SF46 data. EVERYTHING

It would appear there isn't a point to "National Security" any longer, because they have all of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2024 05:19 PM (KFGcC)

38 Why would media need to report the truth when there are no consequences to lying? They are having a ball spreading misinformation, disinformation and malinformation for fun and profit.

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:19 PM (unUNN)

39 I've seen a woman snorting coke out of carpeting because some coke was spilled.

Interesting idea. Huma, come here!

Posted by: Hillary at June 10, 2024 05:20 PM (xCA6C)

40 Honestly I once banged a chick (sorry Fen) who point blank told me she wasn't into it and was going to pretend I was someone else she actually loved.

I did it anyway.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:20 PM (43xH1)

41 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?

She was thinking "If I'm out of the family, I'm out of the grift."

Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2024 05:21 PM (/y8xj)

42 Old girlfriend gone pear-shaped:
"Laptop is Russian disinformation"

New hottie in apartment across hall:
"Hunter Biden case underscores tragedy of addiction"

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 10, 2024 05:21 PM (wzAuc)

43 Honestly I once banged a chick (sorry Fen) who point blank told me she wasn't into it and was going to pretend I was someone else she actually loved.

I did it anyway.


Ya' know, there's something to be said for reticence.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 05:21 PM (xCA6C)

44 I did it anyway.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:20 PM (43xH1)


I am not a biologist but pretty certain I can identify your gender....

Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 05:21 PM (IFNME)

45 33
Somewhere in Arkansas, the bastard child of a pole dancer is embarrassed by her father's family.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (MoZTd)

To be honest, she's making a more legitimate living than they are.

Posted by: Moki at June 10, 2024 05:22 PM (wLjpr)

46 I did it anyway.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:20 PM (43xH1)

This is the way.

Posted by: Robert at June 10, 2024 05:23 PM (1Yy3c)

47 They are funny that way. And many other ways as well.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 10, 2024 05:23 PM (ytSiK)

48 Which bogus LLC has Hallie's money.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 05:23 PM (Srw7t)

49 Of course the media are not amused that you can do your own research that is why Google is taking things into their own hands and programming their search engine to only deliver what they want you to see. If you think they will allow the real info to be a few pages down, nah that's been done away with altogether.

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:23 PM (unUNN)

50 However, lest anyone compare me to that POS Hunter Biden, I've never abused an underage girl (or boy) and then made them lie about it on fucking camera, any stuff I've ever done was between consenting adults. I WILL not hear any of that comparison.
Hunter Biden is a sick fuck who should have been cut off from money. He should have had the courage many years ago to depart or take out his corrupt biological 'dad'.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:24 PM (43xH1)

51 It's Come to This: Fact-Checkers Now Looking Into Whether or Not Biden Pooped His Pants

-
I think I've figured this out. He was trying to twerk.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 10, 2024 05:25 PM (L/fGl)

52
Ya' know, there's something to be said for reticence.
Posted by: Archimedes'

I recall you insulting me about Ukraine.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:25 PM (43xH1)

53 You may be wondering how can media companies survive if nobody is buying what they are selling. Simple, the billionaires can sacrifice some of their ill-gotten gains to keep you people in the dark. WaPo's "democracy dies is darkness" is correct.

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:26 PM (unUNN)

54 Honestly I once banged a chick (sorry Fen) who point blank told me she wasn't into it and was going to pretend I was someone else she actually loved.

I did it anyway.

>>>Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:20 PM (43xH1)

I am curious whether you really are that unpleasant in person...or maybe worse.

Posted by: Test Field at June 10, 2024 05:27 PM (Kn0v/)

55 Philip Bump, who took three semesters of Expertise in Everything at Journ0lizming Skool.

I HAVE A BA IN PHILOSOPHY FROM THE OHIO STATE UNIVERSITY, PEASANT!

Posted by: PHILIP BUMP! at June 10, 2024 05:27 PM (uxCna)

56 I don’t understand why a lot of women choose who they choose. Their selector radar is as accurate as a divining rod.

Posted by: Civil Defense at June 10, 2024 05:27 PM (SHMXB)

57 WaPo's "democracy dies is darkness" is correct.

"Promises made, promises kept."
-- WaPo

Posted by: Oddbob at June 10, 2024 05:28 PM (/y8xj)

58 Google was AWESOME for the first several years.

Sometime around 2000, it no longer provided content related search results. I noticed this, because I disliked storing links or webpages. When I wanted to look something up, I just typed in key phrases. It would link to the same webpage.

Eventually, it just became page after page of paid websites. Useless.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2024 05:28 PM (KFGcC)

59 By the way, anybody saying they've never ever fantasized about another far sexier person than you is a liar.
One of the funniest bits I've ever heard was from a Chicago Cop Catholic with like 7 kids who liked the Tom Jones Show as his wife would get so worked up she'd drag him into the bedroom and absolutely fuck his brains out.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:28 PM (43xH1)

60 40 Honestly I once banged a chick (sorry Fen) who point blank told me she wasn't into it and was going to pretend I was someone else she actually loved.

I did it anyway.
Posted by: LenNeal
======
Best to leave Fenelon alone as trolling regulars never ends well.

Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 05:29 PM (/0X3E)

61 Google is taking things into their own hands and programming their search engine to only deliver what they want you to see

How bad the Google search engine has gotten, compared to ten years ago, is a symbol of the deterioration of our society in a nutshell.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 05:29 PM (uxCna)

62 56 Concur cubed.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:29 PM (MvF+J)

63 59 By the way, anybody saying they've never ever fantasized about another far sexier person than you is a liar.

Probably not a good idea to tell the person

Posted by: It's me donna at June 10, 2024 05:29 PM (Akjoo)

64 Came out of a gas station this afternoon to hear a young black shouting into his phone,

"gonna kill all these (mf) racist Trump supporters!!"

Told a cop about it, and gave the license number but the officer said that there's nothing illegal about what was said, because it wasn't specific enough to be a real threat.

It's all good.

Posted by: Ju at June 10, 2024 05:29 PM (aTmM/)

65 I am curious whether you really are that unpleasant in person...or maybe worse.
Posted by: Test Field'

It depends on my mood. I've been told I'm charming and erudite. I've also been told by cringing people I'm the Devil.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:30 PM (43xH1)

66 Notice there is no "news" any longer.

Not from the legacy media. It's all crowd-sourced research and analysis. From people like you and me. Unpaid. But punished severely whenever possible. They make 100s of millions of dollars spewing vile hate and invective, inciting riots and race hatreds, apparently with the imprimatur of the spook agencies.

For this, of course, the 1st Amendment has gotta go. Ain't it grand?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2024 05:30 PM (KFGcC)

67 Probably not a good idea to tell the person
Posted by: It's me donna'

I respected that she told me up front.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:30 PM (43xH1)

68 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched
________

Read an article over the weekend, NY Post I think, that referred to his "whoring and sister-in-lawing."

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 10, 2024 05:30 PM (Dm8we)

69 According to a report from Axios, Hunter's legal {team}was so caught off guard that they "scrambled in the aftermath of Naomi's testimony and unexpectedly withdrew a witness -- likely the president's brother Jimmy, who was at the courthouse and was on the defense's list of possible witnesses.

----------------

Is this the brother who posted nude photos of himself on social media?

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:30 PM (unUNN)

70 How bad the Google search engine has gotten, compared to ten years ago, is a symbol of the deterioration of our society in a nutshell.

IF WE JUST GAVE YOU THE ANSWER YOU WANTED, YOU WOULDN'T CLICK ON AN AD!

WHERE'S THE ROI IN THAT?

Posted by: Google! at June 10, 2024 05:31 PM (uxCna)

71 I've been told I'm charming and erudite. I've also been told by cringing people I'm the Devil.


>>>Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:30 PM (43xH1)

I doubt the first, and as for the second; you sound like mostly a douchebag.

Posted by: Test Field at June 10, 2024 05:31 PM (Kn0v/)

72 Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh.

Of course the Laptop Computer is a real object !!!!
But that does not prove that the object of concern was actually purchased by Hunter Biden because does anyone know what they are buying when they are hooked on Coke....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 10, 2024 05:31 PM (Mig/N)

73 The censors are back at Twitter. Does Elon Musk know?

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:31 PM (VuZH8)

74 73 Yes.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:32 PM (MvF+J)

75 If Hunter Biden is found GUILTY then this proves TRUMP LIED to win the 2016 POTUS race !!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 10, 2024 05:33 PM (Mig/N)

76 But "Don't Look Up" was totally a description of stupid conservatives.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 05:33 PM (g9W3m)

77 Is this the brother who posted nude photos of himself on social media?
Posted by: Decaf

Dunno, probably find it with a pronhub search. Naked Bidens has a certain cringe factor as keywords.

Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 05:33 PM (/0X3E)

78 Well, tell you what, I lost a valued person yesterday so I'm in a contemplative mood. So it really depends on the situation and when and where one meets me.
The Kid isn't afraid of me at all.
I've asked her why, and she told me some years ago:
"Dad, you never hurt anyone you are supposed to love on purpose."

It's a significant difference: do you hurt someone you are supposed to love, on purpose, just to exert one's own power? I don't do that.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:34 PM (43xH1)

79 It's not a lie or disinformation if it's "analysis."

"I analyzed the facts and determined they were harmful to my political ideology so it's the facts that are wrong. It's science."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 05:35 PM (g9W3m)

80 68 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched
======
Drugs. People using crack are not the best when assessing their own personal behavior.

Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 05:35 PM (/0X3E)

81 You gotta rub their noses in their shit if they're going to learn.

Also you have to remind them of how wrong they were but rubbing their noses in shit is more satisfying.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 10, 2024 05:35 PM (xcxpd)

82 Dunno, probably find it with a pronhub search. Naked Bidens has a certain cringe factor as keywords.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 05:33 PM (/0X3E)
--------------

Hunter's body appears to have inspired Berkely's depiction of Steve Dallas.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 05:35 PM (tT6L1)

83 "Naked Bidens has a certain cringe factor as keywords."

I had to try it. Definitely hiding results. Doesn't even show memes. Google, safe search off.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:35 PM (MvF+J)

84 I doubt the first, and as for the second; you sound like mostly a douchebag.
Posted by: Test Field'

Douchebag implies not following up. Like, a physical coward.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:36 PM (43xH1)

85 I've been rereading the novel Cryptonomicon, which among other things, talks about the innovative 1990's tech scene, before a handful of monopolies, backed by the government, managed to turn tech into a stagnant oligarchy.

Amazing that Elon Musk could take over a moribund tech company, fire 80% of the employees, and markedly improve the product that the tech company provided.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 05:36 PM (uxCna)

86 Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:20 PM (43xH1)

Oh, my goodness!!. People here bang or have banged chicks!! What a revelation! /s. It was not the banging chicks that was the issue. It was you giving TMO much information about what they wanted you to do. Several people on the ONT thought it was a little odd too, including MisHum.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 05:36 PM (XkYcA)

87 I did my own research and found Bump suffers from megalomania, narcissism and Dunning Kruger syndrome.

Posted by: Johnny at June 10, 2024 05:37 PM (78A4N)

88 83 "Naked Bidens has a certain cringe factor as keywords."

I had to try it. Definitely hiding results. Doesn't even show memes. Google, safe search off.
Posted by: Dig gp

There are eight millions images in the Naked Biden city but all are classified top secret and reside on a server in teh J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.

Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 05:37 PM (/0X3E)

89 "gonna kill all these (mf) racist Trump supporters!!"

-
Samuel L. Jackson is confused.

https://shorturl.at/Yd3dR

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 10, 2024 05:38 PM (L/fGl)

90 Several people on the ONT thought it was a little odd too, including MisHum.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke'

I mostly come here during the day for Wolfus dreams, and that guy has been married more than Mickey Rooney.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:38 PM (43xH1)

91 I cannot think of any other reason for women to bang Hunter Biden either than that they're on drugs or they thought this was an entre into big money.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 05:39 PM (XkYcA)

92 Hunter's body appears to have inspired Berkely's depiction of Steve Dallas.
Posted by: blake
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Great Ghu, does everything in DC turn around the Biden crime family?

Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 05:39 PM (/0X3E)

93 There are eight millions images in the Naked Biden city but all are classified top secret and reside on a server in teh J. Edgar Hoover FBI building.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 05:37 PM (/0X3E)
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Which is a surprise because it appears FBI agents are only interested in under age girls.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 05:39 PM (tT6L1)

94 Yeah but Wolfus has weird dreams featuring Richard Boone. And they don't involve roses.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 10, 2024 05:40 PM (xjTDL)

95 "gonna kill all these (mf) racist Trump supporters!!"

That's his shorthand for 'whites.'

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:40 PM (MvF+J)

96 The gal that cared for dad 1 day/week is still coming and catching up housework for me. I like her, but her dad is full-blown commiecrat and she mirrors his politics so I do not talk politics around her.

Met the dad saturday and, I'll just say that L had mentioned he worked in the insurance field. So I'll say he certainly fits the salesman stereotype. Very charming but would spout any BS to make his point. Guns were mentioned at one point and he told me this BS story of a Washington post writer columnist writing about getting a gun, hearing a noise downstairs, going down with his gun and thinking "I could shoot this guy, this is a make my day state" but the guy was just mentally ill and writer chose not to shoot. It could be that the column was real and the Post writer is a sociopath or wrote the BS column imagining that but myself and every gun owner I know would never be thinking "do I have cover of the law to shoot someone?" NO, one decides that based on whether they feel like the intruder is a threat to themselves or their family, and at that point my life or my families lives are more important to me than someone who would break into my house.

Posted by: PaleRider at June 10, 2024 05:40 PM (wTs+0)

97 Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:38 PM (43xH1)

Nope; Mickey Rooney was married six times. Wolfus doesn't come close to that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 05:40 PM (XkYcA)

98 I think I read somewhere that Prezzy Le Pew has vowed that he will not pardon Hunter if the latter is convicted.

The guy's redlining on the mendacimeter.

Posted by: Paco at June 10, 2024 05:40 PM (njExo)

99 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched'

England?
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (43xH1)

What color to paint the ceiling?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 10, 2024 05:41 PM (hZc6Q)

100 Steve Dallas was Hunter S. Thompson.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:42 PM (VuZH8)

101 Pug, we know it won't be yellow.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 05:43 PM (Srw7t)

102 Which ONT? AFAF

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 05:43 PM (lX8VI)

103 91 I've seen only censored pics, but he appears to be hung. Some women go for that.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:43 PM (MvF+J)

104 Amazing that Elon Musk could take over a moribund tech company, fire 80% of the employees, and markedly improve the product that the tech company provided.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 05:36 PM (uxCna)

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I could never understand why a social media company needs more than a dozen technicians and a server farm. Every other hire is a sop to something not connected to its success but eventual demise.

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:43 PM (unUNN)

105 If the laws found coeds walled up in Len Neal's home, when the news did the obligatory neighbors-react reportage, it'd be some yokel in a cheese wedge hat saying things like, "No. I wouldn't say we're surprised, we always figured this day was gonna come." Dude is weirder than a trash panda hopped up on goofballs.

Posted by: C'mon, Already, His Posts Read Like a One-Man Play Being Performed for an Audience of Scogg Doggs at June 10, 2024 05:44 PM (K+3RJ)

106 I seriously doubt that a real person actually read my appeal.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:44 PM (VuZH8)

107 I do a lot of relative research and one of the problems with it, is that one develops a relational thought process. It can be very cool, but usually most people don't see it. I've done it with some heavy hitters and people assume what I'm talking about is what I do all the time.
Thought process relational thinking is rather a rarified thing and applied work doesn't like it as it's too uncontrolled. One runs into this in Intelligence work in Cryptology. It's so abstract people doing it, just lose track of physical reality.
It's a very big reason why I like guns.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:44 PM (43xH1)

108 I think we need to challenge the law about "drugs" invalidating one's 2A rights.

That said, my real interest in the laptop is the evidence of influence peddling. And treason.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 10, 2024 05:44 PM (w6EFb)

109 OT-This headline made me laugh. It's about the left wing Libertarian candidate for President:

https://tinyurl.com/yckf2x5j

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 05:44 PM (XkYcA)

110 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched'
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The entire family is the epitome of white trash. The only thing missing is the trailer park.

Actually hell that's an insult to white trash everywhere. Most WT people I know have legitimate jobs and some sense of honesty and shame. The Bidens have none of that.

Posted by: ballistic at June 10, 2024 05:44 PM (oqH4h)

111 C'mon, Already, His Posts Read Like a One-Man Play Being Performed for an Audience of Scogg Doggs at June 10, 2024 05:44 PM (K+3RJ)

That was quite some handle. LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 05:46 PM (XkYcA)

112 If the laws found coeds walled up in Len Neal's home, when the news did the obligatory neighbors-react reportage, it'd be some yokel in a cheese wedge hat saying things like, "No. I wouldn't say we're surprised, we always figured this day was gonna come." Dude is weirder than a trash panda hopped up on goofballs.
Posted by: C'mon, Already'

Not gonna find shit I've had a warrant on my house already. No, no coeds.They'll find a nicely laid out machine shop in the basement, and a very spare home. And my neighbors are Dominicans with some sketchy shit going on in there.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:46 PM (43xH1)

113 LenNeal, you have had a very interesting life. I would love to have a drink with you, but you scare me.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:46 PM (VuZH8)

114 I think I read somewhere that Prezzy Le Pew has vowed that he will not pardon Hunter if the latter is convicted.

The guy's redlining on the mendacimeter.
Posted by: Paco at June 10, 2024 05:40 PM (njExo)

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I take that to mean that a "not guilty" verdict is in the bag.

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:47 PM (unUNN)

115 So are we thinking acquit? I'm usually good at these but the rules of general trials simply don't apply here.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 05:47 PM (lX8VI)

116 "gonna kill all these (mf) racist Trump supporters!!"

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https://shorturl.at/3k1OD

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 10, 2024 05:47 PM (L/fGl)

117 My take: She was a grieving widow and in moments of weakness, tried the drugs and had a good time.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:48 PM (VuZH8)

118 England?
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:18 PM (43xH1)

What color to paint the ceiling?
Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair'

"It's Farrow and Ball! It's a ColOUR!"

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:48 PM (43xH1)

119 thesportgeek: Hunter Biden Trial Outcome Odds

Fine -200
Not Guilty +300
Probation +600
Community Service +1400
Custodial Sentence +2000
House Arrest +3300

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:48 PM (MvF+J)

120 Can I recommend that the AOSHQ style book require that all the "23 former Intelligence officers" and "journalists" that continue to peddle the Russian Disinformation Lie have the modifier "lying piece of shit" appended to their names when mentioned in reports here?

For example: "Lying piece of shit Philip Bump" reported...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 05:49 PM (gXbsA)

121 LenNeal, you have had a very interesting life. I would love to have a drink with you, but you scare me.
Posted by: No one of any consequence'

Meet me at Denny's at 03:00 and wear green.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:49 PM (43xH1)

122 I have never banged a grieving widow.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:50 PM (43xH1)

123 No, really, it's the best information we had!

Posted by: Non-Vetters of Information at June 10, 2024 05:51 PM (krQz2)

124 Honestly I once banged a chick (sorry Fen) who point blank told me she wasn't into it and was going to pretend I was someone else she actually loved.

I did it anyway.

>>>Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:20 PM (43xH1)

I am curious whether you really are that unpleasant in person...or maybe worse.

Posted by: Test Field at June 10, 2024 05:27 PM


Well, that escalated quickly.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 05:51 PM (QNSds)

125
Steve Dallas was Hunter S. Thompson.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:42 PM (VuZH


Thought that was Uncle Duke in Doonesbury.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 05:51 PM (MoZTd)

126 122 Find a beloved husband and kill him. Voila!

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 05:51 PM (MvF+J)

127 @69 Is this the brother who posted nude photos of himself on social media?

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I don't know about social media. But reportedly he had his own P**nhub channel where he would post videos of himself with hookers.

Posted by: junior at June 10, 2024 05:52 PM (OXvN0)

128 I still can't understand why Beaus wife chose to have an affair with her dead husbands druggie perverted nasty ass brother. What was she thinking?
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 05:14 PM (gU5fc)

Maybe she regarded him as an improvement?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 05:52 PM (gXbsA)

129 Steve Dallas was a pillar of stability compared to Hunter Biden.

Posted by: tsj017 at June 10, 2024 05:53 PM (xakWh)

130 Nope; Mickey Rooney was married six times. Wolfus doesn't come close to that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke '

Riposte:

I knew a guy who married and divorced the same woman three times.
By the second time I think that was on the officiate.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:53 PM (43xH1)

131 "You're Probably Not Going to Believe Me, but the Same Media Who Spread Dangerous Disinformation About Hunter Biden's Laptop Being Fake Are Refusing To Accept Blame and Apologize After Laptop is Verified as 100% Real"

Inserting obligatory "I shan't believe it" right here.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 10, 2024 05:53 PM (Rbu5d)

132
Chicks have always been all over me.

But usually they're just trying to get me out of the locker room.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 05:54 PM (lX8VI)

133 It depends on my mood. I've been told I'm charming and erudite. I've also been told by cringing people I'm the Devil.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:30 PM (43xH1)
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But you are telling us you exist. So, you can't be the Devil.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 05:54 PM (krQz2)

134 Well, that escalated quickly.
Posted by: Mister Scott'

No, it's a valid query. The answer is, it depends.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:54 PM (43xH1)

135 Uncle Duke? Could be. Steve Dallas must have been (who was captain of the football team?) Mitt Romney.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:54 PM (VuZH8)

136 You think that the Devil does not exist? LOL.

Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:54 PM (VuZH8)

137 Steve Dallas was Hunter S. Thompson.
Posted by: No one of any consequence at June 10, 2024 05:42 PM

Berke Breathed said Steve was loosely based on someone he went to school with.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 10, 2024 05:54 PM (hZc6Q)

138 I have never banged a grieving widow.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:50 PM (43xH1)
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You have to try it!

Just, not yellow.

Posted by: Hunter B. at June 10, 2024 05:55 PM (krQz2)

139 thesportgeek: Hunter Biden Trial Outcome Odds

Fine -200
Not Guilty +300
Probation +600
Community Service +1400
Custodial Sentence +2000
House Arrest +3300
Posted by: Dig gp Must
____________

I think those odds are old. Can't find odds posted on any of the regular betting sites, but Bovada actually has odds on whether Biden shit himself last week.


Did Joe Biden Shit His Pants?
6/16/24
9:00 AM
Poopy Joe
Yes+10000
No-100000
Refers to June 2024 France trip. Applies to whether or not it is confirmed by incumbent White House spokesperson before November 5th 2024.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 10, 2024 05:55 PM (Dm8we)

140 1 I shan't believe it!
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 10, 2024 05:09 PM (e2k3W)

I really didn't see your post (I merely read the headline) before I typed @ 131...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at June 10, 2024 05:55 PM (Rbu5d)

141 Hunter Biden had his own daughter take the stand to lie for him. (White Trash Family Values.) It did not go well.
________
- Show us where your father touched you.

- That wasn't my father. That was my grandfather.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 05:55 PM (1bNHn)

142 Steve Dallas was a pillar of stability compared to Hunter Biden.
Posted by: tsj017 at June 10, 2024 05:53 PM (xakWh)
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So was Bill the Cat...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2024 05:56 PM (BpYfr)

143 The media is the enemy.

Posted by: Zombie Andrew Breitbart at June 10, 2024 05:17 PM (VuZH

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The Enemedia.

[Stolen years ago from someone -- forget from whom.]

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 05:57 PM (TTl/B)

144 So, while getting Taco Tuesday at Taco Johns here was a robbery across the street and police showed up, thinking perhaps one of the multiple perpetrators had entered the TJ while I'm leaning against a wall waiting on my order with a pistol. The police established said subject? perp? wasn't there, so they left and some fat Black bitch come running in screaming her head off how she needed her order as the place was gonna bust out in a shooting, and it took several Black employees and customers to calm her ass down. It's hard to fight down the urge to blow someone like that away.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 05:58 PM (43xH1)

145 The Enemedia.

[Stolen years ago from someone -- forget from whom.]
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 05:57 PM (TTl/B)

Me in 2008, no joke

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 05:58 PM (lX8VI)

146 Check out the club 85 gal Black gal (slaughtered a 3 year old boy in a grocery store parking lot with a carving knife) smiling in court.

She seems Very Well Pleased with herself.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2024 05:58 PM (Sq4+7)

147 So are we thinking acquit? I'm usually good at these but the rules of general trials simply don't apply here.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 05:47 PM (lX8VI)

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General trial rules no longer apply in any blue state. They use a simple sorting mechanism, if you are a Democrat you are innocent, if you are a Republican or even just a conservative you are guilty. Saves time and effort.

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:58 PM (unUNN)

148 If Hunter is found guilty, Joe is going to shit his pants.

Odds are that if Hunter is found not guilty, same thing.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 05:59 PM (krQz2)

149 Washington Post reporter Phillip Bump gets up and leaves a podcast when confronted with evidence Joe Biden received money from Hunter's business dealings.
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What a maroon.

Why don't people on our side, whenever they deal with the lying Medea, ALWAYS start demanding answers about things like that.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 10, 2024 05:59 PM (1bNHn)

150 23 Like this latest jobs report, all this info is whips that Trump can use to flog Biden with. Trump is going to get busted for elder abuse in the next debate.
Posted by: Eddie Baby at June 10, 2024 05:15 PM (s19xO)

———

#twoweeks

Just remember Trump will be debating three people.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 10, 2024 05:59 PM (pUKk1)

151 Check out the club 85 gal Black gal (slaughtered a 3 year old boy in a grocery store parking lot with a carving knife) smiling in court.

She seems Very Well Pleased with herself.
Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2024 05:58 PM (Sq4+7)
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Civil servant, apparently.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 05:59 PM (krQz2)

152 I am thinking someone needs a time out.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 05:59 PM (QNSds)

153 General trial rules no longer apply in any blue state. They use a simple sorting mechanism, if you are a Democrat you are innocent, if you are a Republican or even just a conservative you are guilty. Saves time and effort.

Posted by: Decaf at June 10, 2024 05:58 PM (unUNN)
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It's intersectional justice.

So simple, they'll be able to program kiosks to mete out "justice".

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 06:01 PM (krQz2)

154 Whatever happened to the Hummin Abedin laptop data? Was it that Weiner guy? ?

I thought that had all the unsecured top secret data from when Mrs. Bill Clinton was SoS?

And then the House of Reps outsourced computer security to the Pakistanis?? Who then absconded.

And then they outsourced all of the OPM data to a chinese cutout firm overseas, (including access to Root)
This means our enemies and adversaries have all the data on every federal employee - fingerprints, background data, next of kin info, names, addresses, SF46 data. EVERYTHING

It would appear there isn't a point to "National Security" any longer, because they have all of it.

Posted by: Common Tater at June 10, 2024 05:19 PM (KFGcC)
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Good question; MemoryHoled along with a million other Acts of Serial Treason.

Likely sitting in a Swamp Warehouse somewhere next to Epstein's video collection, Hillary's bathroom server and "deleted emails," Hunter's crack pipe collection, and The Ark of The Covenant.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 06:02 PM (z5Neb)

155 I've seen a LOT of shit and the Bidens disgust me. What an incestuous pack of filth.

I've dealt with 8 year-old Black boys disturbed because their father and uncles forced them to get a hard-on and then a had a woman suck their penis on their birthday so they 'don't turn queer'.

I taught school in an inner city. The Bidens are beyond repulsive.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 06:02 PM (43xH1)

156 Amazing that Elon Musk could take over a moribund tech company, fire 80% of the employees, and markedly improve the product that the tech company provided.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 05:36 PM (uxCna)

because it wasn't a tech company. It was a CIA/FBI front operation. Amazing that they slipped up and let Musk get control of it.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 06:02 PM (wyMQY)

157 BREAKING: Pay to attention to that man behind the curtain!

Posted by: Associated Press at June 10, 2024 06:03 PM (krQz2)

158 Easy bro.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 06:04 PM (lX8VI)

159 Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe revealed that several high-ranking FBI personnel are getting ready to flee the United States if Donald Trump takes back the White House in November.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY TO CUBA...............

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 10, 2024 06:04 PM (Mig/N)

160 Pretty sure Hunters ex claimed he was banging Hallie while Beau was still alive. I believe there is an email/text between Beau and Hunter that confirms.

Posted by: Oso loco at June 10, 2024 06:04 PM (ILafk)

161 Some Bidens are more equal than other Bidens.

Posted by: Navy Roberts-Biden at June 10, 2024 06:05 PM (Zz86T)

162 I am thinking someone needs a time out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)'

me? Yeah probably.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 06:05 PM (43xH1)

163 >>> 159 Former Deputy FBI Director Andrew McCabe revealed that several high-ranking all FBI personnel are getting ready to flee the United States if Donald Trump takes back the White House in November.

DON'T LET THE DOOR HIT YOUR ASS ON THE WAY TO CUBA...............
Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 10, 2024 06:04 PM (Mig/N)

Can they take Hollywood with them?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2024 06:06 PM (llON8)

164 Pretty sure Hunters ex claimed he was banging Hallie while Beau was still alive. I believe there is an email/text between Beau and Hunter that confirms.

Posted by: Oso loco at June 10, 2024 06:04 PM (ILafk)
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I don't know what the documentation was, but I remember that was the gist of it. Hunter was banging Beau's wife before Beau died again.

Posted by: Associated Press at June 10, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

165 It's intersectional justice.

So simple, they'll be able to program kiosks to mete out "justice".

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 06:01 PM (krQz2)

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RoboCop 2 v. Judge Dedd: #WokeAI Algorithm Boogaloo.

Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 06:07 PM (z5Neb)

166
I am thinking someone needs a time out.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS)


Unfortunately, that's, like, 95% of us.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 06:07 PM (MoZTd)

167 Biden lied again......... When loses the election and his final day in office he will Pardon Hunter and the Fake news will then say:

"Joe is such a loving father to not let his son go to jail"....

and

" Beau would be proud that Joe Pardoned poor innocent Hunter. Hunter did not mean to Boink Beau's wife also because Trump forced him to do it" !!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 10, 2024 06:07 PM (Mig/N)

168 I don't know what the documentation was, but I remember that was the gist of it. Hunter was banging Beau's wife before Beau died again.
Posted by: Associated Press at June 10, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

He was understandably confused by Beau's practice of frequently dying in strange places.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 06:08 PM (gXbsA)

169 Honestly I once banged a chick (sorry Fen) who point blank told me she wasn't into it and was going to pretend I was someone else she actually loved.

I did it anyway.
Posted by: LenNeal

Tell her to pretend I am Barney and sing the Song.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 10, 2024 06:09 PM (cOq4q)

170 She tried to claim that Hunter was at the "clearest" he'd been in a long time in and around the time he bought a gun.
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Which is weird because earlier in the trial Hunter's lawyer tried to claim that he was too strung out on drugs to tell the truth about being an addict.

The court *should* be able to take that two drastically different stories have been tried in a single case.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 06:09 PM (krQz2)

171 slaughtered a 3 year old boy in a grocery store parking lot with a carving knife) smiling in court.

That person looks like they might possibly be a Fake transgender. In one picture they have shoulder length hair and in another one they have what looks like a man's haircut.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 06:09 PM (XkYcA)

172 "Boink Beau"

Thread Winner

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 06:09 PM (43xH1)

173 I thought Beau died in Khe Sanh in 1968 ????

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 10, 2024 06:10 PM (Mig/N)

174 I got good and clean so decided I needed to reward myself with a gun. What's the big deal?

Posted by: Hunter at June 10, 2024 06:10 PM (vFG9F)

175 I don't know what the documentation was, but I remember that was the gist of it. Hunter was banging Beau's wife before Beau died again.
Posted by: Associated Press at June 10, 2024 06:06 PM (krQz2)

Props to Beau.

Posted by: Jason at June 10, 2024 06:10 PM (6gW4D)

176 On x
BREAKING: John Fetterman and his wife Gisele have been hospitalized after the car they were in was involved in a car crash.

"According to a preliminary investigation, a Chevrolet Traverse and a Chevrolet Impala were both traveling west on I-70 when for unknown reasons, the Traverse struck the rear of the Impala." -- Maryland State Police statement.

"A passenger in the Traverse and the operator of the Impala were transported by ambulance to War Memorial Hospital in West Virginia for treatment of their injuries."

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 06:11 PM (Ka3bZ)

177 Joe boinks daughter and Hunter boinks Beau's wife.

"ALL IN THE FAMILY".... Someone should make a show for TV !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 10, 2024 06:12 PM (Mig/N)

178 Me in 2008, no joke
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 05:58
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That you, Joe?

Posted by: olddog in mo at June 10, 2024 06:12 PM (hoCmQ)

179 "a Chevrolet Traverse and a Chevrolet Impala were both traveling west on I-70 when for unknown reasons, the Traverse struck the rear of the Impala."

Self driving cars can't drive wurf shit.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 06:12 PM (vFG9F)

180 He was understandably confused by Beau's practice of frequently dying in strange places.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 06:08 PM (gXbsA)
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The burn pits were the worst.

(Cue dancing Nancy, who gets excited about burn pits.)

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 06:12 PM (krQz2)

181 Wasn't Fetterman speaking out of turn lately? It's probably just a coincidence. "unknown reasons"

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 06:12 PM (lX8VI)

182 Re: The signed letter from the dirty 51 - do they still hold security clearances? Need to be stripped day one of a Trump Presidency along with others. They knew it was fake and signed it anyway and I am sure proudly. Sounds a lot like election interference.

Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2024 06:12 PM (oiNtH)

183 That person looks like they might possibly be a Fake transgender. In one picture they have shoulder length hair and in another one they have what looks like a man's haircut.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 06:09 PM (XkYcA)

All transgenders are fake. It's not something that one can actually do.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (gXbsA)

184 I did it anyway.
Posted by: LenNeal

Tell her to pretend I am Barney and sing the Song.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher'

I don't recall saying I am proud of this. I'm just saying I did it.
Afterwards, I took her to a very nice dinner at a Mob restaurant in Chicago where I made sure to bring over the music group.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (43xH1)

185 It would be great if 2024 Biden changed his frequent phrase from "No joke" to "No shit".

That would invite many a slapped knee.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (krQz2)

186 "Wasn't Fetterman speaking out of turn lately? It's probably just a coincidence. "unknown reasons"
Posted by: ... "

They were fine after the accident. Then, the fireball...

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

187 For that matter, I don't think I would have found anything remotely attractive about Joe Biden either-if I were in his age bracket. He's always seemed stupid, smarmy and full of himself when he's not being rude and condescending-as with Clarence Thomas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (XkYcA)

188 >>> 176 On x
BREAKING: John Fetterman and his wife Gisele have been hospitalized after the car they were in was involved in a car crash.

"According to a preliminary investigation, a Chevrolet Traverse and a Chevrolet Impala were both traveling west on I-70 when for unknown reasons, the Traverse struck the rear of the Impala." -- Maryland State Police statement.

"A passenger in the Traverse and the operator of the Impala were transported by ambulance to War Memorial Hospital in West Virginia for treatment of their injuries."
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 06:11 PM (Ka3bZ)

The "operator" of the Impala? and they don't say who was in which car.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2024 06:14 PM (llON8)

189 I could see Them taking out Fetterman. Easily plausible.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 10, 2024 06:14 PM (iRX3h)

190 174 I got good and clean so decided I needed to reward myself with a gun. What's the big deal?
Posted by: Hunter'

Okay you got me.

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 06:14 PM (43xH1)

191 176 "According to a preliminary investigation, a Chevrolet Traverse and a Chevrolet Impala were both traveling west on I-70 when for unknown reasons, the Traverse struck the rear of the Impala." -- Maryland State Police statement.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 10, 2024 06:11 PM (Ka3bZ)


Whoops! Whoopsie!

Posted by: NSA spook holding a Futaba remote controller at June 10, 2024 06:14 PM (DTX3h)

192 BREAKING: John Fetterman and his wife Gisele have been hospitalized after the car they were in was involved in a car crash.

"According to a preliminary investigation, a Chevrolet Traverse and a Chevrolet Impala were both traveling west on I-70 when for unknown reasons, the Traverse that was driven by TRUMP struck the rear of the Impala." -- Maryland State Police statement.

"Trumped was uninjured and fed the scene and the operator of the Impala was transported by ambulance to War Memorial Hospital in West Virginia for treatment of their injuries."

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 10, 2024 06:15 PM (Mig/N)

193 Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (gXbsA)

I understand that. I'm just using the term "fake" in respect to what they consider themselves.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 06:15 PM (XkYcA)

194 All transgenders are fake. It's not something that one can actually do.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (gXbsA)
---
Especially with "gender" being "made up".

It's all fake.

"I moved from one imaginary made-up category to another imaginary made-up category" is a stupid sentence to try to make.

Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 06:15 PM (krQz2)

195 BREAKING: John Fetterman and his wife Gisele have been hospitalized after the car they were in was involved in a car crash.

---

Wasn't Fetterman speaking out of turn lately? It's probably just a coincidence. "unknown reasons"
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 06:12 PM (lX8VI)


---


I wish Sen. Fetterman's family my condolences on his impending suicide.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 10, 2024 06:15 PM (lpyCJ)

196 Wasn't Fetterman speaking out of turn lately? It's probably just a coincidence. "unknown reasons"
Posted by: ... '

PUUIN OON RRRH RITZ

Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 06:15 PM (43xH1)

197 Also CNN has learned Fetterman's Lump was uninjured...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 10, 2024 06:16 PM (Mig/N)

198 They can't exactly tell Fetterman "get your mind right" but I suppose a message is a message.

Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 06:16 PM (lX8VI)

199 I went to the Vatican and met the Pope--no shit!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrots at June 10, 2024 06:16 PM (krQz2)

200 The "operator" of the Impala? and they don't say who was in which car.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2024 06:14 PM (llON

Because, that's why.

Posted by: Columbia School of Journalism at June 10, 2024 06:16 PM (6gW4D)

201 >>> 186 "Wasn't Fetterman speaking out of turn lately? It's probably just a coincidence. "unknown reasons"
Posted by: ... "

They were fine after the accident. Then, the fireball...
Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 06:13 PM (vFG9F)

There was no mention of a Ford Pinto.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2024 06:16 PM (llON8)

202 "I could see Them taking out Fetterman. Easily plausible.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus "


Wouldn't it be glorious if they froze him in a glacier and global warming thawed him out again?

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

203 Also CNN has learned Fetterman's Lump was uninjured...
Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 10, 2024 06:16 PM (Mig/N)
---
Kuato is doing fine and resting.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrots at June 10, 2024 06:17 PM (krQz2)

204
Okay you got me.

Posted by: LenNeal

=====

Not at all funny

Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 10, 2024 06:17 PM (pW+t8)

205 Dr. Frankenstein, Fetterman's Creator, was relieved that his lump was not injured in the crash...

Posted by: CNN Breaking News at June 10, 2024 06:17 PM (Mig/N)

206 They can't exactly tell Fetterman "get your mind right" but I suppose a message is a message.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 06:16 PM (lX8VI)

I thought he and Giselle were splitsville? Could it be that one was trying to take the other out by faking a car wreck?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 06:17 PM (gXbsA)

207 Okay you got me.

Posted by: LenNeal

=====

Not at all funny
Posted by: Alec Baldwin at June 10, 2024 06:17 PM (pW+t
---
Shoot!

Posted by: Axeman, Snapping Fingers at June 10, 2024 06:18 PM (krQz2)

208 Wouldn't it be glorious if they froze him in a glacier and global warming thawed him out again?
Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 06:17 PM (vFG9F)

I'm working this corner.

Posted by: Otzi the Iceman at June 10, 2024 06:18 PM (6gW4D)

209 Not sure why they tried to take him out in a car crash. Dude's basically got an airbag attached to his head at all times aready.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at June 10, 2024 06:19 PM (lpyCJ)

210 Fetterman, in the Traverse, getting a hummer, hit an Impala.
Not a deer, the auto.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 10, 2024 06:20 PM (cOq4q)

211 210 Good thing he didn't hit an Imperial. Those things were tanks. Best choice for demo derby.

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 06:21 PM (MvF+J)

212 If you're gonna stage a "ran into a dumbass driving too slow in the passing lane" accident, next time do it in Indiana. Everybody will nod and say "we get a lot of that around here. "

Posted by: 2009Refugee at June 10, 2024 06:21 PM (pW+t8)

213 Kinda OT, but Experts Say farting has become the second most popular fetish around the globe.

Posted by: fd at June 10, 2024 06:23 PM (vFG9F)

214 nood

Posted by: Dig gp Must at June 10, 2024 06:23 PM (MvF+J)

215 >>>forced them to get a hard-on and then a had a woman suck their penis on their birthday so they 'don't turn queer'.

I don't see the deterrent.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 10, 2024 06:27 PM (w6EFb)

216 "Check out the club 85 gal Black gal (slaughtered a 3 year old boy in a grocery store parking lot with a carving knife) smiling in court."

20 bucks says the 'dindunuffin' monster was fatherless, raised on the taxpayer dime, and is the baby momma of half dozen more (taxpayer fed) bastard kids by as many baby daddies.

Opps...was that out loud?

Posted by: Ju at June 10, 2024 06:27 PM (aTmM/)

217
Innocent 'cause Beau. We're all still grieving.

Posted by: Auspex at June 10, 2024 06:29 PM (j4U/Z)

218 Dead lump in the middle of the road.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 06:33 PM (63Dwl)

219 No matter how much you hate the media, it's never enough.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 10, 2024 06:36 PM (O7YUW)

220 189 I could see Them taking out Fetterman. Easily plausible.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 10, 2024 06:14 PM (iRX3h)

That would cost them control of the Senate.

Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2024 06:56 PM (xcIvR)

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