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Hollywood Elites Pledge to Make Propaganda for Young Voters, to Avoid the "Cringe" of Biden's Efforts So Far
Whenever Poochie isn't in a commercial, they want people to ask, "Where's Poochie?"
We know how "appealing to the young audience" has been working for Hollywood so far, so this should be another huge success.
Hollywood elites launch "cringe" PAC to help Biden fight cringe Joe Biden's campaign is losing its grip on the youth vote, which he dominated in 2020. In response, allies have formed a super PAC, Won't PAC Down, aimed at recapturing this crucial demographic by leveraging Hollywood talent to create targeted content that attempts to steer away from cringeworthy tactics and craft a more authentic appeal. Key Details: Won't PAC Down, a new super PAC, aims to spend $20 million to $25 million to regain Biden's support among young voters. The PAC has enlisted millennial and Gen Z writers, directors, and producers from popular shows to craft pro-Biden content.
Ads will be specifically designed for platforms like Instagram, TikTok, and YouTube to reach young, nonpolitical voters. Diving Deeper: ... The PAC has turned to Hollywood for help, recruiting millennial and Gen Z writers, directors, and producers with backgrounds in popular shows like "Saturday Night Live" and "Parks and Recreation."SNL, huh? Young people love watching TV shows their grandparents watched. And the writers are so good! This will be as successful as DEI Medicine! SNL has already been propagandizing for Granpa Felonyfingers for five years -- why hasn't it worked yet with The Youth Vote?
These creatives have been working on ad campaigns designed to appeal to young voters who have become increasingly disillusioned with Biden over issues such as the humanitarian crisis in Gaza, environmental concerns, student loan debt, and inflation. Won't PAC Down's strategy involves avoiding supposedly cringey, traditional celebrity endorsements and instead creating relatable and engaging content tailored for social media platforms like Instagram Reels, TikTok, and YouTube, but has already been hit as "cringe" by commentators.
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: doug at June 10, 2024 02:52 PM (8/lc0)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 02:52 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Hotspur at June 10, 2024 02:52 PM (s+fs+)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 02:53 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: doug at June 10, 2024 02:53 PM (8/lc0)
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at June 10, 2024 02:53 PM (f87vz)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 02:53 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: doug at June 10, 2024 02:53 PM (8/lc0)
Posted by: doug at June 10, 2024 02:54 PM (8/lc0)
Key Details:
Won't PAC Down
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Too late.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 02:54 PM (b155j)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 10, 2024 02:54 PM (XPM1I)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 02:55 PM (KRtlO)
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rVYwPTE8B8g
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 02:55 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 10, 2024 02:55 PM (wzAuc)
more like won't POOCHIE down amirite
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 02:55 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 02:55 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2024 02:56 PM (XV/Pl)
What more could they possibly do to promote Democrat candidates???
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2024 02:56 PM (Hkcdp)
Get hollyweird actors to make content to disguise the fact that Biden is completely unappealing.
Call it "authentic" appeal.
Inigo Montoya would like a word.....
Posted by: mikeski at June 10, 2024 02:56 PM (5vGdd)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 02:57 PM (x0n13)
Posted by: Biergood at June 10, 2024 02:57 PM (PwgSL)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2024 02:57 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: almost steve buscemi at June 10, 2024 02:58 PM (ohEAP)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: doug at June 10, 2024 02:58 PM (8/lc0)
This will be highly effective, and earn them large volumes of respect from the denizens of the interior.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 03:00 PM (d04cU)
She told me to put pebbles in my sister's vagina and it was totally great advice!
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 03:00 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)
She told me to put pebbles in my sister's vagina and it was totally great advice!
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 03:00 PM (KRtlO)
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Those are the words of a moral guidepost. I'm so happy for our blessings of liberty.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (XkYcA)
Is won't back down supposed to indicate they are under some sort of unfair attack? Of course it is because everything is ridiculous bs sloganeering.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (b155j)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (QXVE1)
Posted by: spindrift at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (OguvZ)
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It has to be.Propaganda isn't entertaining or clever, and this is doubly true for formalized political advertising. You have two choices for political advertising:
1. Dry, boring, straightforward position statement and projected benefits.
2. Cringe.
Those are your choices. There is only one third category: raw charisma from the candidate himself. But that doesn't translate into advertising.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Tik Tok Says Cut Your Dick Off and Vote Joe at June 10, 2024 03:02 PM (ohEAP)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 03:02 PM (b155j)
Even better is the Harris one that keeps popping up where she proclaims that early donations are instrumental in their re-election. Ignore the fact that the election is months away and she couldn't persuade a turtle to hold onto his shell. I, actually, think she is borderline retarded.
Posted by: Orson at June 10, 2024 03:02 PM (dIske)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 10, 2024 02:54 PM (XPM1I)
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Wait for the Tom Petty deepfake.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 02:55 PM (KRtlO)
Stop trying to make "Poochie" happen. It's not going g to happen.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 10, 2024 03:03 PM (VSht7)
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...
In my pants!
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:03 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:03 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (QXVE1)
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But it was YUGE among mid-to-young Millennials, especially (though not exclusively) the women.
Imma go out on a limb and guess that "Won't PAC Down's" creative team is helmed by women aged 30-40.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 03:03 PM (d04cU)
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (XRpj3)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Tik Tok Says Cut Your
Also, bffr is be f’n for real.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (p4NUW)
Ok creepers.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (n/S9s)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Tik Tok Says Cut Your
Also, bffr is be f’n for real.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (p4NUW)
No cap
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 02:57 PM (tT6L1)
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I guarantee you that not one person in their target demographic even knows what a PAC is.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:04 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Alec Leamas at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (HkB9o)
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (5wFkg)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (wv8qy)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Kamala at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (b155j)
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Jordan61
Shhhhhhh....they think it's working.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2024 02:56 PM
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I suppose 45 years qualifies as 20+ ... do you remember that mincing fruit who impersonated Nancy Reagan?
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (wzAuc)
Posted by: Steve Buscemi at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (krQz2)
What's the plan, "leaked" Hunter gay sex tape?
Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (pIfcn)
Ok, you guys. Everyone now shit their pants and shower with their family members in homage.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (P++CM)
https://tinyurl.com/6rrewbdk
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (xCA6C)
Might be a bit too sophisticated for the target audience tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (EU7/q)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)
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You could have just stopped here when talking about money and American politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
heh
but OF COURSE NOT! his fam is like, this is OUR house now losers!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Archimedes
Scratch that. He belongs in the dementia ward.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (xCA6C)
"hello fellow zoomers!"
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (AR07F)
Might be a bit too sophisticated for the target audience tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm sure Lampchop is tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (CIS44)
I mean, why care about inflation when you have a catchy Instagram Reel!!!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 03:08 PM (Srw7t)
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Instead he did something like it. He stepped on his Johnson.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:08 PM (krQz2)
I mean, why care about inflation when you have a catchy Instagram Reel!!!!
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (i7Q7S)
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"Our problem is a messaging problem."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 03:08 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Tik Tok Says Cut Your
Also, bffr is be f’n for real.
Posted by: Piper
I thought the foreign languages were last thread.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:08 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (i7Q7S)
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They depend on that. They just said the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (xCA6C)
Girlbosses all around!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (5rrjF)
How do you do, fellow kids!
Posted by: Won't PAC Down at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (6gW4D)
These people are a boil on humanity's ass.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (XkYcA)
......
he hasn't had an aneurysm in quite some time.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (Zz0t1)
You can't buy a car (if you even bothered to get a license)
You can't afford groceries.
You can't get a job.
But you can still get an abortion and buy weed!
And racist is bad, yo!
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That's not selling because of cringe?
I'm sure a fresh coat of Hollywood paint will fix that.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: weew at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (/uwTS)
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (i7Q7S)
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They depend on that. They just said the quiet part out loud.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (krQz2)
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I keep recalling Obama laughing at the stupid people who believed in the promise of "shovel ready jobs" and "if you like your doctor you can keep your doctor."
The right didn't believe those lines.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024
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Stop trying to make "Poochie" happen. It's not going g to happen.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 10, 2024
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Neither is Anya Taylor-Joy, but at least she's nice to look at.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (J2vNu)
They won’t.
They will relentlessly mock and shame every person and view not endorsed by Biden. Make kids think only idiots would vote for the other guy.
Peer pressure.
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (Hkcdp)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2024 03:05 PM (wv8qy)
Peebles owned a pet shop. Pebbbles was Fred and Wilma's daughter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (x0n13)
Isn't Peebles a name of a Flintstone.
Posted by: humphreyrobot
Mr. Peebles owned the pet store where Magilla Gorilla lived.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (63Dwl)
I'm always amused at the notion that X has more money in the bank, so he'll win, despite the fact that X is as lovable as anal warts.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)
@76 - exactly
@81- "They depend on that. They just said the quiet part out loud."
-Always. The R's do it behind closed doors when they talk about how the icky MAGA people "aren't who we are."
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (i7Q7S)
Dee you gangly uncoordinated bitch, I will not be brought down by your lack of grace.
Posted by: ace at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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You have cracked the code of political consultants. GOPe or Dems campaign media consultants are basically all about the grift nowadays.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (Hkcdp)
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They've got the talent that produced the female "Ghostbusters" working overtime on this.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: weew at June 10, 2024 03:09 PM (/uwTS)
Hahahaha...Monster Face.
Too Funny!
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (XRpj3)
Well, it is. Because their contribution now becomes a donation-in-kind from the studio or media outlet in that they are overlooking the contract (a financial transaction) in favor of promoting a specific political campaign. That is, most definitely, an IN- Kind Donation.
Posted by: Orson at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (dIske)
Might be a bit too sophisticated for the target audience tho'.
Posted by: Martini Farmer
I'm sure Lampchop is tanned rested and ready!
Posted by: BruceWayne
I'd rather see Triumph the Insult Comic Dog make them cry.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (e2k3W)
Posted by: Jinx the Cat at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (9MTmK)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (YqDXo)
"hello fellow zoomers!"
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (AR07F)
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Speaking of which, husband has a 20-something coworker. The deputy director of the USDA was in for a visit last week and this chick wore pajama bottoms, a t-shirt, and Hey Dudes.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: javemms at June 10, 2024 03:11 PM (8I4hW)
Oll Korrect.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (IHRQq)
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C'mon, Ace. They're going to lock down the L.A., NYC, and Miami youth vote, Jack!
They'll have transfluencers talking about Brandon like they did on Rings of Power. This will be the Gayest Presidency (yas, YAASSS) ever.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (aGPfY)
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I could go for 60s Shari Lewis.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024
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Oh, yessss. She had a guest star role in a 1966 Man From U.N.C.L.E., and was hot in a leotard.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (J2vNu)
Get De Niro to parade around with Kathy Griffin's severed head, with Anderson Cooper's penis still in the mouth.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (x0n13)
The way you do it is to be a Trump. You make it clear that you give no f***s what they think, you're gonna do you. Under 25s are still trying to figure out who they are, and will respect that attitude.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (zSyrn)
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Have you ever talked to a LIV Dem voter about politics?
It is discouraging as hell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (5rrjF)
When people actually put "Diving Deeper" into an article they've written.
It's like if you're having sex with someone, and you have to tell them you're about to put it in. JUST PUT IT IN!
Explaining what you're doing tells me you don't really know what you're doing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (dGCAG)
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If you've been to the pet store recently, you'll have seen the cat and dog toys in Lamb Chop's likeness, labeled "The Lamb! The Legend!"
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: ace
Listen up, Boners, vote for Biden!
Posted by: Sweet Dee, maybe at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (e2k3W)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)
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Leave Hillarhoid out of this. Didn't she spend 2X as much as Trump?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (x0n13)
NOW it's a PARTY!!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (iFTx/)
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Remember you live in a country where millions were spent on the "Life of Julia" campaign that said woman can't make it alone unless they rely on getting everything from government their whole lives.
And it worked...on women.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (Hkcdp)
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End Wokeness @EndWokeness 13h
Woah. A massive political earthquake just ROCKED Germany.
The liberal Green Party lost 18% of young voters while the AFD ("far-right") made a stunning 10% gain.
Young voters are done with the left.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (ZdexC)
And it worked...on women.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (IR73L)
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"I'll get kids without a man involved!"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (GBKbO)
It is discouraging as hell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (5rrjF)
_________________
A neighbor said she'd never heard of George Soros.
Yow.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (YqDXo)
It is discouraging as hell.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (5rrjF)
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They can't tell you why they believe it, and that's just a positive feedback loop to the strength of their belief.
Posted by: insurgens ad opus at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (aGPfY)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (FQmDC)
>>That is, most definitely, an IN- Kind Donation.
We looked into it and find no problem.
--
Federal Election Commission: Protecting OUR Democracy Is a Full Time Job.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (XV/Pl)
The Silent Insurrection: General Milley’s Hand on January 6
https://t.co/rkoBw5huEz
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (TRuAj)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher a
It used to be in my night time rotation but now I cant take the biden, mooch and mccain cameos.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (CIS44)
How's that been working out for them so far?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (ibTVg)
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Remember you live in a country where millions were spent on the "Life of Julia" campaign that said woman can't make it alone unless they rely on getting everything from government their whole lives.
And it worked...on women.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM
Yep nearly 60% of women voters voted for biden in 2020. It's like they want to cut their own throats.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (QNSds)
Well, it may work for some people. My 24 year old son comes right out and says, "Biden has dementia."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Women have been bragging about child support and alimony and being independent for decades.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (IHRQq)
It is discouraging as hell.
Like talking to someone who likes Disney Star Wars...
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (FQmDC)
I threw up a new 80' x 500' fully enclosed barn on the peanut ranch this morning! Had to cut it short, I was running out of 9" nails. So,,,
LETS DANCE!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ao-Sahfy7Hg
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (5hfjS)
It's like if you're having sex with someone, and you have to tell them you're about to put it in. JUST PUT IT IN!
Explaining what you're doing tells me you don't really know what you're doing.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (dGCAG)
I always scream NOW THE FUCKING TRULY BEGINS!
Posted by: guy who is screaming at his hand at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (ohEAP)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (IR73L)
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When the real secret is: go to a sperm bank to get the sperm of a rich guy, have the baby, and sue him for child support, like that chick just did.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2024
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Peebles owned a pet shop. Pebbles was Fred and Wilma's daughter.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024
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Mr. Peebles of Magilla Gorilla!
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (J2vNu)
Why it matters: It doesn't
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (b155j)
Posted by: Dee (a bitch) at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 10, 2024 03:12 PM (x0n13)
Hahahahaha! You guys are En Fuego! today...
Cape Fear 2: Penis Mouth Boogaloo....
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (XRpj3)
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Hey, you guys like corporate tax cuts, right?
And endless wars?
Have we got a party for you!
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (llON8)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)
mean tweets, Trump said pussy, muh abortions
that's it
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:17 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
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Is that pronounced Peb-LAYs?
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:17 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (CIS44)
Well, I'm still on S1E3 before it became a thing. (I was warned about that.) Perhaps I'll bail when I get that far.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 03:17 PM (T+Iwg)
Whaddya mean? The working formula has been in place for some time; "Put a woman in it, make her gay and make it lame"
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 10, 2024 03:17 PM (zSyrn)
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (AR07F)
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I'll take "things Jeffrey Toobin said" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
Young voters are done with the left.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (ZdexC)
Where'd the remaining 90% go?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM (Zz0t1)
You know there is no inflation, its just these companies then love Trump raising prices to screw us
Later
How can anyone vote for Trump I mean every company says they hate him
Later
You know this inflation is actually good for us. It shows Biden has the economy back on track
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: PabloD at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM (OzoNn)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher a
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It used to be in my night time rotation but now I cant take the biden, mooch and mccain cameos.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024
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Yeah, but you got your young Chris Pratt there.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM (5r780)
that's it
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:17 PM (AR07F)
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Yay 19th Amendment!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM (5r780)
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With a 14" crescent wrench?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (rzh2a)
Posted by: brak
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Has been in the past. Basically media consultant types that are really interested in politics make the worst political ads because they despise common voters for their ignorance and apathy.
Like cops, political types see the worst behavior of donors and voters for a party and especially the clueless yutes that have been educated like mushrooms--kept in the dark and fed shit during their schooling.
So, you get shitty ads and outreach from those types.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: guy who is screaming at his hand at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (ohEAP)
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Like from my inaugural speech!
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrots at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)
The Silent Insurrection: General Milley’s Hand on January 6
https://t.co/rkoBw5huEz
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (TRuAj)
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More on this from Julie Kelly:
x.com/julie_kelly2/status/1799955954940940321
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (TRuAj)
@BNONews
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9m
U.S. Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) and wife Gisele treated for minor injuries after car crash in Maryland
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
this is a threat to our democracy. time to outlaw the AfD
Posted by: Uniparty at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Can we check his citizenship and see if he's deportable?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 03:16 PM (fwDg9)
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Blinken and Biden will manage to screw up this screwing of Israel.
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2024 03:20 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: Lizzy at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (Hkcdp)
I'll say no since she will want her own thing.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 03:20 PM (b155j)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2024 03:20 PM (FQmDC)
Everything you have is yours, okay some stolen
A girl runs up with somethin' to prove
So don't just stand there, bust a move!
Posted by: Young MC Biden at June 10, 2024 03:20 PM (6gW4D)
It is discouraging as hell.
Posted by: Cicero "
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I am friends with older union guys (late 50's-early 60's) and they sincerely believe Trump told people to drink bleach, called members of the military "suckers and losers" and that Joe is a great family man.
I comment on their threads on Facebook pointing out all 3 of Joe's kids were drug addled sex addicts because he likely molested them. They don't like that.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:20 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: tubal
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5iwwtkhInxU
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024 03:20 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
Wasn't Fetterman's Monster recently going against The Narrative?
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (b155j)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (krQz2)
@BNONews
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9m
U.S. Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) and wife Gisele treated for minor injuries after car crash in Maryland
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
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Huh. I thought she bailed on him months ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: weft cut-loop
Uh-oh. His stroke made him somewhat lucid. I hope this crash doesn't undo that.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (7SaLS)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (PCK5/)
A huge percentage of leftists need instructions on how to breathe. So, it's probably logical that at least some number of the leftist base needs to be told, in plain language, who to vote for, how to vote and how many times they'll need to vote.
My cats are smarter than the nominal leftist. And they're total assholes.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (Q4IgG)
Hey daddy-o, you hip to the beat Biden is laying down?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: steevy at June 10, 2024 03:20 PM (FQmDC)
Well, there are no worse drivers on the planet than Murrlanders.
This is known.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:10 PM (xCA6C)
You take that back. BLOOMBERG WAS AS CREDIBLE A CANDIDATE AS HUNTSMAN!!!
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (Srw7t)
John Leguizamo urges Emmy voters to pick non-White candidates in full-page New York Times ad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Did he suggest comparing the candidates' skin tone to a brown paper bag?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (llON8)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (B1FKF)
U.S. Senator John Fetterman (D-PA) and wife Gisele treated for minor injuries after car crash in Maryland
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
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Huh. I thought she bailed on him months ago.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:21 PM (DRSnL)
We don't know he didn't kidnap her in a radical reconciliation attempt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yes. My LIV union friends also believe inflation is caused by greedy companies raising prices to make CEO's richer.
I also point out that if that were the case, why didn't they do it in 2017-2019, or just all the time?
They don't like that.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: brak
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Has been in the past. Basically media consultant types that are really interested in politics make the worst political ads because they despise common voters for their ignorance and apathy.
Like cops, political types see the worst behavior of donors and voters for a party and especially the clueless yutes that have been educated like mushrooms--kept in the dark and fed shit during their schooling.
So, you get shitty ads and outreach from those types.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (/0X3E)
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I'm convinced that NOBODY knows how to effectively appeal to or connect with the under-25 crowd. I've yet to see such at attempt that wasn't cringe or sus. I think things that have yuge appeal to that crowd are basically blind luck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Major difference in married versus unmarried women voting behavior. Married folks have a longer time horizon for risk benefit while unmarried types are generally more solipsistic and what is in it for me right now.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (/0X3E)
x.com/julie_kelly2/status/1799955954940940321
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (TRuAj)
This sounds serious. That means there will be consequences, right?
Right?
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (IFNME)
today I call on Israel to apologize for its genocide and apartheid against the oppressed Palestinians
Posted by: Fetterman is now fully recovered at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (rsqyi)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (B1FKF)
https://youtu.be/SKDX-qJaJ08
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (Zz0t1)
You asked for it.......
https://youtu.be/B3KB2pt7-5c
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)
The sodomite Rudy Houston who is dancing around in the video is now known as Lana Houston and is an actress.
You can't make this up.
https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0404150/
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (XRpj3)
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (TRuAj)
I also point out that if that were the case, why didn't they do it in 2017-2019, or just all the time?
They don't like that.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (i7Q7S)
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"Corporations didn't do it under Trump because Trump was a tyrant who would crush the corporations for crossing his voters. Biden, on the other hand, is too in love with democracy to use such tyrannical tactics. The choice is obvious: beat inflation, vote for tyranny, vote for Trump."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Texas99 at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (0zAdg)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (PCK5/)
40% Neanderthal DNA, minimum
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:24 PM (6gW4D)
Young voters are done with the left.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 10, 2024 03:14 PM (ZdexC)
Where'd the remaining 90% go?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:18 PM
They mostly don't vote. The 18-29 age range can't even crack a 50% voting rate. If that age range voted at the same rate as older voters democrats would lock up every single nationwide office. But for what ever reason(s) they can't be bothered to actually get out and vote and I am OK with that.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 03:24 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Can we check his citizenship and see if he's deportable?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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Deport him first, then check. Eventually. Maybe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (hYDNe)
Right?
Posted by: blaster at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (IFNME)
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Obligatory direct to the point answer:
https://youtu.be/xR5C88rcDDk
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (TRuAj)
Posted by: Change my mind at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 03:24 PM (QNSds)
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They probably show up on Wednesday.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
One of the more paranoid of the folk I follow is someone who was on the theme that an amazing number of the elite who are mildly straying off the accepted path seem to have accidents like falling down stairs.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: InZona at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (iai6j)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Campaigns at times have hit it just right--the Dems more often than the GOP.
But, you do it by appealing realistically to the hopes rather than to the fears of the yutes. Kennedy, for example, managed to do it and even Reagan did despite their ages. The key is that idealistic yutes are wanting to be part of something bigger than themselves at that age.
That same motivation is what causes young men to go and die in useless wars for old men and their checkbooks in part.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (/0X3E)
x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1800224170892214670
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (TRuAj)
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I just don't understand these people who have to have their whole lives on TikTok.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (DRSnL)
So, now it's up to Robert Deniro and the other hep cats to show how they're down with the kids and to convince them that voting for an 81 yo dementia case is the cool thing to do.
Good luck with that, Geronimo.
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Philly Poll Workers at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: Don't PAC Down ad in development at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: Evergreen at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (dg+HA)
John Leguizamo urges Emmy voters to pick non-White candidates in full-page New York Times ad.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Judging people by their skin color is so 1950's........
Posted by: Emmett Till at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)
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They hit a lump in the road?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (TRuAj)
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: guy who is screaming at his hand at June 10, 2024 03:15 PM (ohEAP)
David French called and said that's what he says when he tags out, has the large swarthy buck tag in, and he heads to the closet to watch.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 10, 2024 03:13 PM (63Dwl)
Can we check his citizenship and see if he's deportable?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)
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Deport him first, then check. Eventually. Maybe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:24 PM (YqDXo)
Paperwork, schmaperwork.
Posted by: trebuchets at June 10, 2024 03:26 PM (llON8)
Looks like the first woman is praying to his dishwasher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (XkYcA)
I just don't understand these people who have to have their whole lives on AOSHQ.
Posted by: Oops at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (dg+HA)
if he's not White, then I'm not White.
stfu Leguizamo
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight
........
Trumps said 'pussy'.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (v0R5T)
x.com/libsoftiktok/status/1800224170892214670
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at June 10, 2024 03:23 PM (TRuAj)
At least they're in the privacy of their own homes and not shouting in the streets, screaming at clouds.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (AR07F)
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I'll take "things Jeffrey Toobin said" for $500, Alex.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:17 PM (YqDXo)
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I always imagined Toobin ejaculating while yelling "It's Showtime!" and making the Beetlejuice Face ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (r+a10)
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
One of the more paranoid of the folk I follow is someone who was on the theme that an amazing number of the elite who are mildly straying off the accepted path seem to have accidents like falling down stairs.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (D7oie)
You don't say.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (llON8)
speak for yourself, 125% of them vote here
Posted by: Philly Poll Workers
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Same here!
Posted by: Madison, Detroit and Atlanta poll workers at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Kindltot
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Common intel and mob tactic to teach targets a lesson that anyone can be got.
Given our Feebs have become a Gestapo, not surprising.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:19 PM (IG4Id)
One of the more paranoid of the folk I follow is someone who was on the theme that an amazing number of the elite who are mildly straying off the accepted path seem to have accidents like falling down stairs.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (D7oie)
Was she driving? He said the other day how his near death experience allowed him to think more clearly.
Maybe she's just trying to cloud him back up.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: SMOD at June 10, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)
This seems like shitting in an unflushed toilet at the airport.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Oops at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (dg+HA)
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Nobody here filmed themselves sobbing in the fetal position when Biden stole the election.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:29 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 10, 2024 03:29 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (D7oie)
You don't say.
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (llON
They got Larry Allen in Mexico.
Larry Allen! In Mexico!!!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)
You don't know what you're talking about.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:29 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 10, 2024 03:29 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (B0mGw)
Posted by: Madison, Detroit and Atlanta poll workers at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Sponge
Please, not a toilet thread again.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Oops at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (dg+HA)
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Usually a LOT cheaper and more effective than a shrink.
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (r+a10)
"hello fellow zoomers!"
Posted by: brak at June 10, 2024 03:07 PM (AR07F)
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Hey AI, make an image of Joe Biden looking cool and pathetic at the same time.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (quOFo)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 10, 2024 03:22 PM (B1FKF)
https://youtu.be/SKDX-qJaJ08
I was thinking something more like this:
https://tinyurl.com/h7yurxua
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (xCA6C)
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I'm more of a shade of fuchsia. What do I get?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (hYDNe)
Posted by: Elric Blade
Campaigns at times have hit it just right--the Dems more often than the GOP.
But, you do it by appealing realistically to the hopes rather than to the fears of the yutes. Kennedy, for example, managed to do it and even Reagan did despite their ages. The key is that idealistic yutes are wanting to be part of something bigger than themselves at that age.
That same motivation is what causes young men to go and die in useless wars for old men and their checkbooks in part.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (/0X3E)
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JFK and Reagan had almost universal appeal. It's not surprising they also appealed to younger voters (who were made out of much different stuff than today's young voters). I maintain that trying to come up with X or Y ad or promotion to target the under-25 crowd is a fool's errand. Might as well just tape ideas to a dartboard and throw darts.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (FTjSO)
Besides, I don't do Tik Tok and don't even have a dishwasher and wouldn't pray to it as the French did to hers even if I had a dishwasher.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Madison, Detroit and Atlanta poll workers at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (IR73L)
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I thought it was 4'2".
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:31 PM (r+a10)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Wasn't me.
Posted by: Captain Splatter at June 10, 2024 03:31 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 03:25 PM (D7oie)
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Yep.
Posted by: Ron Brown at June 10, 2024 03:31 PM (YqDXo)
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Like, say, a band on his exercise equipment breaking?
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (IR73L)
Surprise - she disagrees:
“I think to have an antenna about sensitivities is not a bad thing. It doesn’t mean that all comedy goes out the window as a result. When I hear people starting to complain about political correctness — and I understand why people might push back on it – but to me that’s a red flag, because it sometimes means something else,” she said.
The actress didn’t elaborate on what she meant by “something else.”
We know what she meant: Racism, transphobia, homophobia, etc. etc.
Sure, Dee.
Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at June 10, 2024 03:28 PM (llON
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His wife and mine went to the same school. They met at an alumnae event shortly after the Fosters arrived in Dee Cee and we still remember how excited she was to be in the area.
Pretty chilling.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (T+Iwg)
Please, not a toilet thread again.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (v6JzV)
CNN and AP merging. It's an unfortunate, natural progression.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Madison, Detroit and Atlanta poll workers at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (IR73L)
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I thought it was when he was the nightmare clown in Spawn.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (hYDNe)
Over the weekend, Giuliani referred to Georgia prosecutor Fani Willis as “Fani the ho” at the ReAwaken America Tour, videos posted online show. "I’m not calling her Fani,” he told the crowd. “I could drop the ‘ho’ part if she’d just quit and go away.” The audience roared with laughter.
That’s exactly what defendants in Willis’ case have been trying to do.
Misogyny has been a feature, not a bug, of christianity since its inception. The Madonna/whore complex didn't come from nowhere, you know. The religion has long gone out of its way to repress women and deny them their humanity. 99% of the battles women still face are because this one religion hates them so much.
This chaps my ass to no end. I hope the good 'ol' Southern men find him in a dark alley some night. He needs to be shown the error of his ways.
Until they start throwing them in jail, they'll continue to act like they're above the law.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Free tuition, free pot, free sex
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (quOFo)
Posted by: Mister Scott
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18-24 in 2020 (albeit fraudulent election) was about 48 percent. 25-44 about 55 percent.
Graveyard vote showed massive improvement though in 2020 from previous years.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: Oops at June 10, 2024 03:27 PM (dg+HA)
You asked for my colonoscopy photos.
I said no. Don't take it out on everyone else.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: mr tmz at June 10, 2024 03:29 PM (rJ48h)
Re-post:
Fade In
Pacific coastline of California. Afternoon. Summer. Clear skies. There is a disturbance in the water.
Zoom In
Angular spines emerge from the water to reveal a 60ft tall two legged dinosaur.
Pan out over dinosaur's left shoulder.
On a hill can be seen the sign HOLLYWOOD
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 10, 2024 02:25 PM (5wFkg)
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (6gW4D)
This chaps my ass to no end. I hope the good 'ol' Southern men find him in a dark alley some night. He needs to be shown the error of his ways.
Until they start throwing them in jail, they'll continue to act like they're above the law.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
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Also, Sarah Palin was a cvnt.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)
Graveyard vote showed massive improvement though in 2020 from previous years.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (/0X3E)
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We just need a quality candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:33 PM (GBKbO)
We know what she meant: Racism, transphobia, homophobia, etc. etc.
Sure, Dee.
Posted by: Cheri
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Dreyfuss is a rich trustafarian playing at being an actress.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (/0X3E)
So their track record is fantastic .....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (iFTx/)
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Don't try to appeal to them; that just seems like pandering (which it is). Just do your own thing, and they'll try to appeal to YOU.
Posted by: Ron Brown at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Madison, Detroit and Atlanta poll workers at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (IR73L)
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I thought it was when he was the nightmare clown in Spawn.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (hYDNe)
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Mario Brothers.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Madison, Detroit and Atlanta poll workers at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM (IR73L)
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I thought it was when he was the nightmare clown in Spawn.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (hYDNe)
I thought he's been shit his entire career.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
Misogyny has been a feature, not a bug, of christianity since its inception. The Madonna/whore complex didn't come from nowhere, you know. The religion has long gone out of its way to repress women and deny them their humanity. 99% of the battles women still face are because this one religion hates them so much.
Dolt doesn't know a lot about the history of Christianity, does she/he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (XkYcA)
And then they had to pay rent for the past three years.
Trump's looking better to them today.
Posted by: red speck at June 10, 2024 03:35 PM (0Id0S)
Cute, though. Also, she cracks up just as the camera pans away.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 10, 2024 03:35 PM (xCA6C)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Si. I never understand the American obsession with them.
Posted by: a Newcomer at June 10, 2024 03:35 PM (v0R5T)
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Eventually the left turns on its own... eventually. You must adhere to the party's mantra. 100%
Or face the consequences.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 10, 2024 03:35 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:35 PM (IHRQq)
“I think to have an antenna about sensitivities is not a bad thing. It doesn’t mean that all comedy goes out the window as a result. When I hear people starting to complain about political correctness — and I understand why people might push back on it – but to me that’s a red flag, because it sometimes means something else,” she said.
Pull the ladder up faster, dumkunt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Who, 1st baseman, retired at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (1bWQa)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
Surprise - she disagrees:
“I think to have an antenna about sensitivities is not a bad thing. It doesn’t mean that all comedy goes out the window as a result. When I hear people starting to complain about political correctness — and I understand why people might push back on it – but to me that’s a red flag, because it sometimes means something else,” she said.
The actress didn’t elaborate on what she meant by “something else.”
We know what she meant: Racism, transphobia, homophobia, etc. etc.
Sure, Dee.
Posted by: Cheri
Says the person that was in probably the most vulgar show ever, Veep.
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (CIS44)
Or the history of Madonna or was I misremembering her having sex on an altar?
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 10, 2024 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
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Must have been a Roman who wrote "neither male nor female", right?
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (krQz2)
They're all plastics and phonies.
Posted by: Holden Caulfield at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (xCA6C)
Reference to that hip young singer all the kids love, Tom Petty
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (dkm23)
Dolt doesn't know a lot about the history of Christianity, does she/he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (XkYcA)
Go, and whore no more. - random guy at a well
Help! Help! I'm being repressed and hated!!11!
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (7fElN)
Mr. Plow > Poochie
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)
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Yeah.
It wasn't a complement.
I don't think even he will admit he was in The Pest.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (IR73L)
Misogyny has been a feature, not a bug, of christianity since its inception. The Madonna/whore complex didn't come from nowhere, you know. The religion has long gone out of its way to repress women and deny them their humanity. 99% of the battles women still face are because this one religion hates them so much.
Dolt doesn't know a lot about the history of Christianity, does she/he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:34 PM (XkYcA)
By far the most egalitarian faith… but, the criticism was made by a Godless materialistic, undoubtedly, so can be discounted.
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (7fElN)
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Is that you, Charo?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Someone had to say it at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (XeU6L)
Dolt doesn't know a lot about the history of Christianity, does she/he?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
I didn't know Christianity is what made Madonna such a whore. I'd have thought she'd offer blowjobs in exchange for votes for Trump if that were the case.
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Umm, pepe the frog in 2016.
Basically losing campaigns have a stink in them that is invisible to the naked eye and such campaigns can't make a strategy to make a loser cool.
Someone though that appeals to the better virtues plays better to the yutes. Old folks are the ones that fear works best upon like Covid, Social Security being ended, etc.
Middle age folks that are not already partisan typically vote along with whoever is their friends and family network.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (fwDg9)
Or the history of Madonna or was I misremembering her having sex on an altar?
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:36 PM (IHRQq)
Pappa, don't preach.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (6gW4D)
Well just wait a minute here. Are southern men a bunch of racist hicks or are they gentlemen who prefer women of any color not be called “hos”? Pick your side, lefties.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (hYDNe)
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Islam is the answer, obviously.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 10, 2024 03:01 PM (QXVE1)
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But it was YUGE among mid-to-young Millennials, especially (though not exclusively) the women.
Imma go out on a limb and guess that "Won't PAC Down's" creative team is helmed by women aged 30-40.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 10, 2024 03:03 PM (d04cU)
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Just for shits and giggles, I went to their homepage. I don't think any creatives are anywhere near this pile of shit. I'm even more convinced this is just a means to steal money and deliver absolutely nothing.
https://www.wontpacdown.org/
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: whig
She has lived in a very wealthy bubble all of her life. The irony is, if it wasn't for Seinfeld, I doubt that we would have ever heard of her.
Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (YqDXo)
Charo? Didn't she marry Xavier Cougat? Or was that another bossa nova band leader?
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 03:39 PM (rj6Yv)
Because "nobody is above the law".
This is a troll, or a Democrat.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:39 PM (krQz2)
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How sensitive are any of the writers on SNL to what Baptists in the South believe?
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:39 PM (i7Q7S)
She has lived in a very wealthy bubble all of her life. The irony is, if it wasn't for Seinfeld, I doubt that we would have ever heard of her.
Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
I thought she peaked as Griswald's neighbor in Christmas Vacation.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 03:40 PM (b155j)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 03:40 PM (Cxf2D)
Media keeps trying to make this a done deal and it just isn't
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 03:40 PM (Srw7t)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
I DONT KNOW MARGO!
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at June 10, 2024 03:40 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (B1FKF)
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Poochie in the Coochie; A Fulton County miniseries.
Staring John Leguizamo as Sweetdick, Tyler Perry as Coochie and special guest Joe Biden as himself.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (IR73L)
Posted by: Cheri at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (oiNtH)
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She was on SNL, first.
But, yeah.
She got a role, playing an absolute bitch in Christmas Vacation before that. But yeah.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (krQz2)
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How sensitive are any of the writers on SNL to what Baptists in the South believe?
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:39 PM (i7Q7S)
Oh those people, not people people really, just the “ other”…
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (PCK5/)
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They're all plastics and phonies.
Posted by: Holden Caulfield at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (xCA6C)
There's money to be made in plastics and phonies.
Posted by: Mr. McGuire at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Charo at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (e2k3W)
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (/0X3E)
Reference to that hip young singer all the kids love, Tom Petty
Posted by: Azjaeger at June 10, 2024 03:37 PM (dkm23)
So, you're telling me I should break out my Music *lightning bolt* Band shirt?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (s794k)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Vlad the Impaler?
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (/0X3E)
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Nope. Can't win Michigan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (BxvY+)
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (IR73L)
The guy lives in NYC and sends his kids to one of the schools where the parents lobbied to keep poor kids from joining. If there is any shred of truth to this framing story, then his kid was bullied by some other rich leftist like himself.
The guy's a payaso, and not the fun, alcoholic kind.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (hCzfy)
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Says the no talent writer through his puppet. Stephen King for the literate.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:43 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:38 PM (p4NUW)
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Some vigilante-ism is (D)ifferent.
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice
He was actually pretty decent in Violent Night.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at June 10, 2024 03:43 PM (4XwPj)
Posted by: BruceWayne at June 10, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)
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LOL. I say this to my boss all the time.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:43 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Vlad the Impaler?
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:41 PM (/0X3E)
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You had me at "had the Turkish ambassadors' turbans nailed to their heads."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (hYDNe)
As he sits in his mansion bullying voters to vote for skin color.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mrp
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I'm still trying to resolve Aristotle Socrates Onassis and Maria Callas, never mind Jackie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (r+a10)
Posted by: Elaine Benes at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Vlad knows what to do and his campaigns succeeded by subtraction.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (G0vdT)
How could there be a firefight, I was told there were only poor defenseless women and children left in Gaza.
Where are the kids getting ammo?
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (dGCAG)
Even black southern boys won't get too worked up with a woman as bad as Fanny. Again, maybe if it was their momma.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Vlad knows what to do and his campaigns succeeded by subtraction.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (/0X3E)
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Bad optics! We'll lose the suburban vote in Ohio!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin while riding the Wasteland with Mad Max at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:45 PM (IG4Id)
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Or Obama doing a campaign stump for Biden with his chef floating in the water next to him.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:45 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)
_________________
Does he favor non-white candidates based on how dark they actually are?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:45 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2024 03:42 PM (G0vdT)
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Couldn't they just not have returned fire on the children?
Think of the children!
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:45 PM (krQz2)
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 10, 2024 03:45 PM (Srw7t)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (0Htd1)
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They'd never get him back to guest-host.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (hYDNe)
Where are the kids getting ammo?
Posted by: BurtTC
And rockets, too.
Posted by: UNRWA at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (qZEuM)
Posted by: Harry Windsor at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (xrADp)
They'd never get him back to guest-host.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (hYDNe)
Would anyone really notice?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/47sey5jt
https://tinyurl.com/69bppj8u
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:30 PM
obama barely cracked the 50% mark for motivating younger voters. The only thing that increased the youth vote was the pandemic in 2020 and that only happened because the country basically went to almost all mail in voting and there was literally nothing else for them to do.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IR73L)
@BNONews
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8m
JUST IN: Jury deliberations begin in Hunter Biden's gun case
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:45 PM (IG4Id)
Automatically his fault where I'm from. Maybe it's a set up by the Ds to get rid of him?
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (Aoykm)
Might I suggest Elizabeth Arden Hand Cream, old chap?
Posted by: Harry Windsor at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (xrADp)
POPPYCOCK! No. 7.
Because when you think of great skin, you think BRITS!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Holden Caulfield
Says the no talent writer through his puppet. Stephen King for the literate.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:43 PM (/0X3E)
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Catcher of the Wry.
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (r+a10)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IR73L)
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I saw it over at Townhall.
Posted by: WisRich at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (G0vdT)
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8m
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Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IG4Id)
In before the 'nothing will happen' guy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Vigo the Carpathian at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (6gW4D)
Might I suggest Elizabeth Arden Hand Cream, old chap?
Posted by: Harry Windsor
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One word: Lume
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: mrp
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I'm still trying to resolve Aristotle Socrates Onassis and Maria Callas, never mind Jackie.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2024 03:44 PM (XeU6L)
To answer my own question, Cugat DID marry Charo.
Onassis and Callas was a match best kept in European waters. Offshore.
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (rj6Yv)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (s794k)
Folks, this is Ackbar. Don't click.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (v6JzV)
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Are sock-assists allowed here?
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (r+a10)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Vlad's Red Dinner party is just the thing for DeWino and his GOPe ilk.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IG4Id)
Just in, again: Trump guilty in HB's gun case!
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (0eaVi)
Folks, this is Ackbar. Don't click.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (v6JzV)
The perfect trap because Julia, in fact, was quite hot.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Like John Wilkes Booth at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (dg+HA)
One word: Lume
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (XeU6L)
UNDERBOOB!!!
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)
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They'll probably award him damages for pain and suffering.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (/0X3E)
Jesse Kelly likes to say Romans considered actors on the same level as whores and slaves.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (IHRQq)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
Eh. She was OK. I wouldn't go as far as "hot."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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THIGH FOLDS!!
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (DRSnL)
Posted by: Max Entropy at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (oxDA9)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (s794k)
She bitched at a dude that wouldn't stand at her show, while he couldn't.......
She's not worth a thought.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
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Let me guess, Friday at 5pm we get a hung jury.
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 10, 2024 03:48 PM (s794k)
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"Aspiring young whore" is now among the leading occupational desires ...
/only half-joking
Posted by: ShainS -- Make Mean Tweets Great Again! at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (r+a10)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Someone has to say it at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (dg+HA)
@BNONews
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6m
JUST IN: Jury has returned a verdict.
8m
JUST IN: Jury deliberations begin in Hunter Biden's gun case
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IG4Id)
FIFY
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (6gW4D)
Folks, this is Ackbar. Don't click.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
While I am Ackbar, I would never post Ackbar material under a different name. Unsporting....and really, really wrong lol
Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (JCZqz)
They'll probably award him damages for pain and suffering.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (DRSnL)
Then arrest Trump for tampering.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (IHRQq)
__________________
As did Victorians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Ribbed
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Everyone did, up until the 30's or so.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2024 03:52 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2024 03:52 PM (n/S9s)
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6m
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JUST IN: Jury deliberations begin in Hunter Biden's gun case
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IG4Id)
FIFY
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (6gW4D)
RE-FIFY.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 10, 2024 03:52 PM (Z5V5J)
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 03:52 PM (rj6Yv)
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But praying outside a baby Auschwitz? Never!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Free the Trump 45! at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (L/fGl)
Where are the kids getting ammo?
Posted by: BurtTC
And rockets, too.
Posted by: UNRWA at June 10, 2024 03:46 PM (qZEuM)
These kids today. Why, back in my day we didn't have rockets. We had rubber bands on a stick, with a clothespin for a trigger.
And we were glad to have it!
Posted by: BurtTC at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (IHRQq)
__________________
As did Victorians.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 03:51 PM (YqDXo)
And Elizabethans… in fact, everybdy, come to think of it..
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
Stand up, Chuck! Let 'em see ya!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (IHRQq)
@BNONews
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JUST IN: Jury has returned a verdict.
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JUST IN: Jury deliberations begin in Hunter Biden's gun case
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 03:47 PM (IG4Id)
FIFY
Posted by: Count de Monet
Two minutes to reach a verdict?
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (n/S9s)
Posted by: Monty Python Judge at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (v1d6l)
Jesse Kelly likes to say Romans considered actors on the same level as whores and slaves.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10, 2024 03:50 PM (IHRQq)
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The Romans were 100% correct. In fact, actors were considered lowyard scum right up until the early 1900s. Then suddenly they were glamorous and enlightened.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 10,
None will say it if a woman is around, at least where I am in Alabama. Not without blushing and apologizing. But they will think it and say it if it’s just men. Rode hard and put up wet? Yes. Rude and tacky? Yes, we all say this. Doesn’t know scandal should be kept far from reputation? Okay, that one is what we women say.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:54 PM (p4NUW)
401 JL-D?
I bet she never shuts up.
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 03:52 PM (rj6Yv)
The Billy Joel song “ Big Shot” comes to mind… there is a TYPE…
Posted by: tubal at June 10, 2024 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
Posted by: Moron Analyst
OK, those were OK pics. Still not "hot," but not the usual Ackbar monstrosities.
I apologize to you, Good Sir.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:54 PM (v6JzV)
https://tinyurl.com/f83m8h99
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:54 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (n/S9s)
Verdict first, then deliberations.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:54 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 03:55 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 10, 2024 03:55 PM (u73oe)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 10, 2024 03:55 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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THIGH FOLDS!!
Posted by: Jordan61
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BUTTCRACKS!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 10, 2024 03:55 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Richard Sean McEnroe at June 10, 2024 03:55 PM (AWTAP)
So that he can touch you
Like he has touched many young people
Also, let him sniff your hair. Because it smells like...strawberries
And tell them Joe Biden didn't put in that last line. No like literally I want you to put all this in with whatever crap you put in there. No malarky I wanna see you put in the hair part.
Paid for by the campaign to re-elect Joe Biden
Posted by: Biden '24 at June 10, 2024 03:55 PM (ibTVg)
Well, Biden's run out of Ukes to get killed. Not like he is gonna go. Then how would he spent his 10%?
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 10, 2024 03:52 PM
It wasn't him it was the lockdowns and the massive mail in voting schemes put in place by democrats. They literally had nothing else to do.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 10, 2024 03:56 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 03:56 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Notsothoreau at June 10, 2024 03:57 PM (xjTDL)
Posted by: rickb223 at June 10, 2024 03:53 PM (n/S9s)
Verdict first, then deliberations.
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 03:54 PM (6gW4D)
Takeout, first.
Posted by: mrp at June 10, 2024 03:57 PM (rj6Yv)
Now I know what everybody keeps talking about!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 03:57 PM (T+Iwg)
Homeless in Portland? Whether you vote or not there will be a ballot in your name for Biden
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 03:57 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (krQz2)
Hard times create nicotine men.
Nicotine men create good time.
Good times create weed men.
Weed men create hard times.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (g9W3m)
Posted by: Geezer at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (dg+HA)
Now I know what everybody keeps talking about!
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher
The stupid original version or the equally obnoxious, souped-up, electric-guitar version?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (fwDg9)
He's pretty funny still.
to a lib kid at the trial "why are you out here wasting your time arguing with Trump supporters when this city is filled with priceless art works you could be glueing yourself to?"
Posted by: Reforger at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (xcIvR)
Posted by: Axeman at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (krQz2)
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Well, my definition of elite contains words like, "pompous, twit, vapid, perverted," etc.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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THIGH FOLDS!!
Posted by: Jordan61
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BUTTCRACKS!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Please don’t say what’s next. Please don’t say what’s next. Please don’t say what’s next.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (v6JzV)
Souped up. It's the only one I've seen.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (T+Iwg)
Bet the Germans felt the same Cringe after voting in the 1930s/40s.
Cringe will also be a clothing line this fall.
Posted by: humphreyrobot at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (0BNoc)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (fwDg9)
Snickers and Oreo time?
Posted by: Count de Monet at June 10, 2024 04:00 PM (6gW4D)
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Left out St. Floyd and the BLM nonsense. Plus, whites close to only 50 percent or so of 18-24 year olds in 2020 and 2022.
Posted by: whig at June 10, 2024 04:00 PM (/0X3E)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (p4NUW)
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Challenge accepted!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 10, 2024 04:00 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
“The louder he talked of his honor, the faster we counted our spoons”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 10, 2024 04:00 PM (IG4Id)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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THIGH FOLDS!!
Posted by: Jordan61
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BUTTCRACKS!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc
Please don’t say what’s next. Please don’t say what’s next. Please don’t say what’s next
FANNY PROBE!!
Posted by: Pete BootyGeez at June 10, 2024 04:01 PM (dg+HA)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (p4NUW)
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Are you anti-feet?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10, 2024 04:01 PM (DRSnL)
>NBC News, Sean 'Diddy' Combs allegations: Timeline and what to know
Federal agents raided Combs' properties following five civil lawsuits accusing Combs of sexual assault, trafficking and other illegal activity. Combs has denied all the allegations.
BTW, he's not been arrested but..."Legal experts say charges against Diddy are building."
>WOUB*, Public Media, 'What does music mogul Sean “Diddy” Combs and Donald Trump have in common?' Posted on: Thursday, April 4, 2024
(*An experiential-learning unit of Ohio University’s Scripps College of Communication, WOUB is also home to public television and radio stations, and production services, serving 4 states, 55 counties.)
>Secret Philadelphia, Apr 4. 2024, ‘Made In America’ Will Not Be Returning To Philadelphia This Year
For a second year in a row, Jay-Z's 'Made In America' festival will not be returning to the Philadelphia Parkway.
More impactful, and they all know it. Could they be awaiting word (from O)?
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 10, 2024 04:01 PM (NFX2v)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 04:01 PM (v6JzV)
What more could they possibly do to promote Democrat candidates???
Posted by: Lizzy
Since its inception. Back in 75-76 when it started, Chevy Chase and "Weekend Update" always mocked Gerald Ford.
Even though Chevy had a drug problem and spent time at the Betty Ford Clinic, and they were unusually kind to him there.
Because they're all kind of shits. Some of them did grow up...others...not so much. Lorne Michaels, still a shit.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 10, 2024 04:02 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: 18-1 at June 10, 2024 04:02 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at June 10, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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THIGH FOLDS!!
Posted by: Jordan61
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BUTTCRACKS!
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
.......
MUD FLAPS!
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Skip
Say hi to Herme for us.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10
This is quite the cultural reference and I love it.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 04:03 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Emmie at June 10, 2024 04:03 PM (Sf2cq)
>>>>Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (p4NUW)
MEAT CURTAIN!
Posted by: Test Field at June 10, 2024 04:03 PM (lMDkH)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 03:58 PM (fwDg9)
Snickers and Oreo time?
Posted by: Count de Monet
.......
and a cigar on the drive over.
Posted by: wth at June 10, 2024 04:04 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at June 10, 2024 04:04 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 03:59 PM (p4NUW)
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Are you anti-feet?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 10
I thought those were at least 2 body parts down.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 04:04 PM (p4NUW)
Even though Chevy had a drug problem and spent time at the Betty Ford Clinic, and they were unusually kind to him there.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.
There was some epic fight between Chevy and Bill Murray on the SNL set, in which Murray pointed at Chevy and yelled "Medium talent!"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 04:04 PM (v6JzV)
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Chevy like Joe Biden has always been and still is a shit person.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at June 10, 2024 04:05 PM (17s+e)
But, yeah.
She got a role, playing an absolute bitch in Christmas Vacation before that. But yeah.
Posted by: Axeman
I don't think Julia -Louis Dreyfuss was ever on SNL, except maybe as a guest host. She was a cast member on "Fridays", which I certainly remember.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 10, 2024 04:06 PM (vcOmj)
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For being uncoordinated. This of a former All-American football player at Michigan.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 10, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Kindltot
I don't know if they were ever that "edgy" (except in their own imaginations), just had a lot of unconventional humor. Now, everything is the same.
Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at June 10, 2024 04:09 PM (vcOmj)
Posted by: jillyjilly at June 10, 2024 11:21 PM (9RVu/)
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