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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/10/24)Quote I "We absolutely want to preserve that unique social character, but at the same time we need to be responsible in how we're managing the beach," Paul Brar, a division manager with Metro Vancouver.< Quote II “Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one.” Charles Mackay The Canadian Cancer Society literally groveled before the transgender community claiming they use the term “cervix” as opposed to “front hole” for simplicity’s sake, because evidently men can have one too. Philanthropist Andrea Seale, who runs the cancer organization, gave the uber-woke nod to the LGBTQ+ community on a page that is dedicated to cervical cancer, something a transgender cannot possibly get. She genuflected under the “Words matter” section, according to the Daily Mail. “The non-profit said that ‘many’ non-binary people and transgender men have ‘mixed feelings’ or ‘feel distanced’ from the term cervix,” the media outlet reported. Stock traders are trying to beat the market — by copying lawmakers On this day: June 10, 2004 - Ray Charles No citations issued. Cops were too busy handing out tonight's Genius Award. TOPSHAM, Maine (AP) — A police investigator concluded no criminal charges were warranted after a lobster-themed monster truck clipped a power line, causing some scary moments with live wires falling to the ground. Two people were taken to hospitals. Several people were injured Saturday when utility poles snapped and a transformer tumbled to the ground at the Topsham Fairgrounds. Witnesses said some people were trapped in portable toilets, which had wires on them. Topsham Police Sgt. Mark Gilliam wrote in a report released Thursday that the driver was trapped in the cockpit because of a live power line and another wire was draped over an injured man on the ground. The injured spectator, who suffered a fractured vertebra, was taken to a hospital along with a woman experiencing back pain, he wrote. Others sought treatment on their own. Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by My Deep Desires. ![]() Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. The ONT is produced in a facility where fish, dairy, eggs, nuts, gluten, caffeine and probably a dozen other allergens are present. Suck it up. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)1
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (MoZTd) 2
Great lead picture!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3) 3
It's great being foist! Thanks mh
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (RIvkX) 4
Hey, where all da white cis-women at?
Posted by: Sheriff Bart at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (jdHxK) 5
Well done Hadrian!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3) 6
*sulks*
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX) Posted by: Joey Bidet, Crack SBD Pilot at June 10, 2024 10:03 PM (v1d6l) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:03 PM (MoZTd) 9
Ray Charles is the Blindest Working Man in Show Business.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:03 PM (jdHxK) 10
Ray Charles is a fav of mine.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (W/lyH) 11
I have watched Chris Cuomo not apologize about 10 times, I enjoy his abject public humiliation moar and moar. Now do Fauci.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (RIvkX) 12
Don't think I've heard much by Ray Charles.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (bBaeH) 13
Good evening everyone.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ) 14
12 Don't think I've heard much by Ray Charles.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (bBaeH) --------- Georgia Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (jdHxK) 15
The tenth
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (1oMKu) 16
But the cervix isn’t the first hole…this is stupid.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW) 17
Yay, National Iced Tea Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (dZVON) Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH) 19
Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!
That photo up top is amazing. It will be interesting to see if the EU moves to the right far enough to save themselves. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U) 20
Where's my piano?
Posted by: Ray Charles at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee) 21
The ONT is produced in a facility where fish, dairy, eggs, nuts, gluten, caffeine and probably a dozen other allergens are present. Suck it up. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:01 PM ___________ I have a peanut allergy, so no one can have peanuts. Do you want to kill me, you selfish monsters? Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (MoZTd) 22
16 But the cervix isn’t the first hole…this is stupid.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW) ---------- By my count it's the second hole, but what do I know. Sheeeshh. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jdHxK) Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD) 24
>“The non-profit said that ‘many’ non-binary people and transgender men have ‘mixed feelings’ or ‘feel distanced’ from the term cervix,”
so what Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (/7KEl) 25
Mom and dad played a lot of Ray Charles on the record player when I was a kid. Housing was segregated but music was integrated.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX) 26
Cuomo needs to apologize for those party nips.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd) 27
14 12 Don't think I've heard much by Ray Charles.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (bBaeH) --------- Georgia Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (jdHxK) Also, What'd I Say Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (5fDan) 28
“The non-profit said that ‘many’ non-binary people and transgender men have ‘mixed feelings’ or ‘feel distanced’ from the term cervix,” the media outlet reported.
Since they are light years away from EVER having one, I hear their distress. Understand, accept, feel sympathy? Fuck no. Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV) 30
Where's Paul McCartney?
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (jdHxK) 31
Crazy shit going on in the Karen Read trial today. The mysterious Troopah Proctor, the lead MA State Police detective, finally testified today on direct and a little bit of cross. He texted his MSP buddies and superiors that he "hadn't found any nudes yet" while searching through Karen's phone. Also, he called her "retarded", a "whack job", and a "cunt", along with making fun of her IBS health issues.
Massachusetts tax dollars at work, yo. Cross examination resumes Wednesday morning. Many YouTube channels are covering it. I prefer Andrea Burkhart. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 10:09 PM (ufFY8) 32
The European parliament elections should have surprised no one this has been building for quite some time and everyone knew this was going to happen. No one was actually surprised.
I normally like Dan Bongino, but he embarrassed himself today when at the end of his show, he said the only reason he didn’t discuss the conservative/populist/right wing landslide across Europe was that the Tory’s in the UK are forecasted to lose in the future. Look, I realize he has to do several hours of a show every day, but he did this at the end of the show and someone should’ve just tackled him. The Tories are far left of the weakest George Bush senior ever had, They are like Michael Bloomberg, but who is left. The populist right in the UK is surging like crazy, Dan Bongino got all of this wrong every single bit about it, His biggest mistake was even commenting on it. Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:09 PM (eBRp/) 33
23 Ray Charles wasn't that great. I waved at him once and he ignored me.
Jerk. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD) ---------- He looked right through me. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (jdHxK) 34
26 Cuomo needs to apologize for those party nips.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd) That was another Cuomo. But screw it, that shit was so shameful Chris should go ahead and apologize for it too. And for the b.s. fake weightlifting he did. Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (bBaeH) 35
Ray Charles wasn't that great. I waved at him once and he ignored me.
Jerk. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD) I know. I saw him in the airport in Reno once, but he didn't see me. Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (ufFY8) 36
Cuomo needs to apologize for those party nips.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd) === That's the other douchebag gavone from Queens. Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX) 37
>>But the cervix isn’t the first hole…this is stupid.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM They are clearly not biologists. Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (VGOMa) 38
13 Hey, Tonypete!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (v6JzV) 39
Hey ONTers...a question.
Where's the best place to live in Tennessee east of Knoxville? Looking at final retirement location, golf, walking, taking it easy, etc. So far Loudon looks nice. Suggestions? Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH) 40
Getting back to filmic hotness, I knew a bunch of Black women who loved them some Will Smith.
Until he did some cuck and gay shit. I don't care what the brother does his fucking career is OVER. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (9yXr+) 41
19 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!
That photo up top is amazing. It will be interesting to see if the EU moves to the right far enough to save themselves. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U) I don't care about the EU, what about the USA in November? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l) 42
I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR) 43
In other "Pride" Month news, failed country music singer Maren Morris just announced that she is bisexual.
Her ex-husband made no comment but is presumed to be relieved that this isn't his problem anymore. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (jGGMD) 44
Front hole...front hole...
FFS, what does this mean?! Maybe my nose...maybe my mouth, maybe an eyeball...orrr...maybe my belly button (innie or outie)?.... Stoopid lefties. Just fukin stop it you damn fools. Jeeez.... Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (H0LYt) 45
In Japan I waved at Zatoichi but he just shuffled his feet and smiled.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (9yXr+) Posted by: Miklos, hazarding a guess at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (wWqRd) 47
Pam Grier, Coffey
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (ufFY8) 48
I know I must be living in a conservative area because of I saw a weird sign today on the highway, showing the difference between a male skeleton and a female hip skeleton or whatever you call it. I was trying to figure out what they were saying, but then I did.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (eBRp/) 49
"...I like Ray Charles, if you don't. Get over it."
Who in god's name wouldn't like Ray Charles ... #hittheroadjack Posted by: browndog up late at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (TTAGa) 50
"We are seeing a large influx of folks coming in that have no interest in getting naked or enjoying the beach," said Stephen Biduk. "They're just coming down to look at people, to look at naked bodies, and that's becoming a bigger concern."
And according to comments online, a large fraction of the "influx of folks coming in that have no interest in getting naked or enjoying the beach" are dot-Indian males. The joys of multiculturalism... Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna) 51
In other "Pride" Month news, failed country music singer Maren Morris just announced that she is bisexual.
Her ex-husband made no comment but is presumed to be relieved that this isn't his problem anymore. Posted by: Dr. T NOT HIRING Posted by: the Dixie Chicks at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (wWqRd) 52
I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam' Is this Math, or a story problem? Doesn't matter I suck at both. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (9yXr+) 53
That escalator sign is indeed misanthropic.
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU) 54
41 19 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!
That photo up top is amazing. It will be interesting to see if the EU moves to the right far enough to save themselves. Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U) I don't care about the EU, what about the USA in November? Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l) 300 million votes, Jack. The ballots are already certified! Posted by: Joe B. from Scanton at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (5fDan) 55
43 In other "Pride" Month news, failed country music singer Maren Morris just announced that she is bisexual.
Her ex-husband made no comment but is presumed to be relieved that this isn't his problem anymore. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (jGGMD) In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual? Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH) Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (H0LYt) 57
The cervix is the THIRD lower front hole, with urethral meatus and vaginal introitus being first and second... Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (v1d6l) 58
Sheesh.
The only thing bigger than Cuomo's ego is his mouth. What an ass. Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH) To be fair, Fredo's Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (gKDq2) 59
Good even ing
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (vD+o9) 60
And according to comments online, a large fraction of the "influx of folks coming in that have no interest in getting naked or enjoying the beach" are dot-Indian males.
Vancouver has had a large dot-Indian community for a long time, of course, but apparently the more recent arrivals are less inclined to observe local social norms. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna) 61
42 I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR) ---------- What if nobody told it they were 12 different women? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (jdHxK) 62
I know I must be living in a conservative area because of I saw a weird sign today on the highway, showing the difference between a male skeleton and a female hip skeleton or whatever you call it. I was trying to figure out what they were saying, but then I did.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (eBRp/) Just a thought but I think I'd be taking the next exit. Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (ufFY8) 64
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual?
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte We got a sauce for that. Posted by: Heinz at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (wWqRd) 65
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:09 PM (eBRp/)
Yeah, that's a major fail on Bongino's part. Even if you don't understand what's actually happening in the UK, the news from France, Germany, the Netherlands, et al is worth a segment in itself. This has the potential to be a generational shift in European politics. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (jGGMD) 66
Internet Quote: The odds of you dying from baked beans is low, but never zero.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (XV/Pl) 67
I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam' That's a lot of dicks Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (WF/xn) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (MoZTd) 69
The monster truck accident happened in Maine. I'm betting in six months we get a 900 page Stephen King novel about a truck being parked on an Indian graveyard and mutating into a lobster truck that hunts schoolchildren in a small town.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (B/O+Y) 70
The cervix is the THIRD lower front hole, with urethral meatus and vaginal introitus being first and second... Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (v1d6l) ------------- *writing notes* *drawing diagram* Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (jdHxK) 71
>>But the cervix isn’t the first hole…this is stupid.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM Needed to be said. Thank you. Posted by: Urethral Meatus Anti Defamatiion League at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (6gW4D) 72
“The non-profit said that ‘many’ non-binary people and transgender men have ‘mixed feelings’ or ‘feel distanced’ from the term cervix,” the media outlet reported.
----------------------- Yeah, they should keep their distance from cervix's. They don't need any of your accidental sperm. Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (vD+o9) 73
I care big-time about the EU France, Italy, Spain, Belgium, the Netherlands, and others move to the right. We mostly go Republican for four years and squeeze it between eight years of left-wing dominance. Commenters that are serious in both nations are pointing out that the youth in Europe are turning against the left mass migration, illegal immigration, and green policies. They still think this country the young people are all in.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (eBRp/) 74
The people you see at nude beaches are not the people you want to see nude.
European beaches aren't bad. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna) 75
LenNeal, sorry to hear about your loss of Hissy Fit. May she live forever in your memories and may those memories bring you comfort and joy.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (U3L4U) 76
I am hoping for a Trump win as much as anyone, but I don’t think the Europe thing means we will go that way. I’ve seen a lot of Europeans go left when we go right and a lot of them go right when we go left so it seems in some weird way Europeans like being the opposite of American Americans, and vice versa.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (eBRp/) Posted by: sartorially unconcerned Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (wWqRd) 78
. . . with urethral meatus . . .
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara I saw urethral meatus open for every piss poor combo there ever was. Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (WXNFJ) 79
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual?
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte Headlines, mostly. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (jGGMD) 80
We need crayons and some paper. We can draw arrows to indicate the cervix is way up there. Front hole, back hole, neither are a cervix. These are doctors? Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW) 81
Pam Grier, Coffey
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop Pam Grier, Jackie Brown. I grew up with her and that role and performance was absolutely her peak. Jackie Brown. My God she was so beautiful in that movie. The final shots with Robert Foster, "Are you afraid of me?" Yeah maybe a little! Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (9yXr+) 82
The differences back in the day we cheered when shock won and Sarosi one because they were so-called on the right, But they were not our friends not even a little bit. The differences, the Europeans that won today are the enemies of Sarosi and Shirock. They are popular populous where those people were nationalist globalists.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (eBRp/) 83
Posted by: Urethral Meatus Anti Defamatiion League at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (6gW4D)
----------- SPLITTER! Posted by: The Urethral Meatus Peoples Front at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK) 84
This has the potential to be a generational shift in European politics.
We'll see. Fringe parties tend to flourish in the European Parliament, precisely because the European Parliament has so little power. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna) Posted by: Miklos, in a state where that is even legal at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (wWqRd) 86
I personally defined myself as a libertarian conservative. I am only as populist as fitting with people with who use that term fit with me. If they want to stay off their back, They want to end mass illegal immigration, And they want to keep a national identity, Then call me populist.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (eBRp/) 87
The monster truck accident happened in Maine. I'm betting in six months we get a 900 page Stephen King novel about a truck being parked on an Indian graveyard and mutating into a lobster truck that hunts schoolchildren in a small town.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (B/O+Y) Don't forget the troubled psychic kid and the ham-fisted allegory for alcoholism! Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (jGGMD) 88
Thanks for the ONT, MisHum.
Was fortunate to be at game 2 of 2001 World Series where Ray Charles sang America the Beautiful. Not a lot of dry eyes in the house. Randy Johnson threw a complete game for the Diamondbacks who beat the Yankees 4-0 that night. Matt Williams hit a 3-run homer in the 7th or 8th. Posted by: scampdog at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (41CYW) 89
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual? Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH) She wants to dry hump other broads. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l) 90
Pam Grier, any era. Really acceptable. To put it mildly.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (bBaeH) 91
LenNeal, sorry to hear about your loss of Hissy Fit. May she live forever in your memories and may those memories bring you comfort and joy.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient' I believe each soul is created individually, so Hissy Fit exists in the afterlife. I'd like to see her again but it's enough to know she did 15+ years here, a lot longer than the usual street cat around my neighborhood. She'll be fine. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (9yXr+) 92
We need crayons and some paper. We can draw arrows to indicate the cervix is way up there. Front hole, back hole, neither are a cervix. These are doctors?
Posted by: Piper Real PhDs seem to be going the way of the dodo. Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU) 93
Cuomo needs to apologize for those party nips.
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd) ------ That was another Cuomo. But screw it, that shit was so shameful Chris should go ahead and apologize for it too. And for the b.s. fake weightlifting he did. Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (bBaeH) When Fredo was interviewing Randy Andy and brought out the giant Q-Tip, making fun of COVID testing and big noses, while the Guv was sending old people back to their assisted living facilities to die, that was quite enough for me. Fuck both of those bastards. With a barbed-wire wrapped pineapple. Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (gKDq2) 94
I am off to bed. Long day tomorrow. Nightsie noodles.
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (p4NUW) 95
86 I personally defined myself as a libertarian conservative. I am only as populist as fitting with people with who use that term fit with me. If they want to stay off their back, They want to end mass illegal immigration, And they want to keep a national identity, Then call me populist.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (eBRp/) ----------- I shall alert the media. Posted by: Hobson at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (jdHxK) 96
Pam Grier, any era. Really acceptable. To put it mildly.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte' My Brotha! Never, never not hot. Hard to choose a peak but for me, Jackie Brown. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (9yXr+) 97
I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam' Is this Math, or a story problem? Doesn't matter I suck at both. Posted by: LenNeal As long as they didn't talk, he probably felt that they were the same woman.... Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d) 98
I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
------------------- The margin of uncertainty around both those numbers has to be significant. Posted by: Bigsmith at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (8koAw) 99
Good even ing
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (vD+o9) * * * * I read that in an Alfred Hitchcock voice... with breathy intake... Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (U3L4U) Posted by: teenage Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (wWqRd) 101
SPLITTER!
Posted by: The Urethral Meatus Peoples Front at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK) SQUIRTER! Posted by: Urethral Meatus Anti Defamatiion League at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (6gW4D) 102
We'll see.
Fringe parties tend to flourish in the European Parliament, precisely because the European Parliament has so little power. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna) Well, I did say "potential" for a reason. The neoliberal elite in Europe has proven itself very able at clinging to power, if nothing else. Still and all, the fact that Germany gave 16- and 17-year-olds the right to vote in EU elections, only for them to turn around and cast a crapton of ballots for the AfD, amuses me to no end. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (jGGMD) 103
42 I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR) ---- Love is blind? Posted by: Manfred My Man - Blinded by the light at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (/7KEl) 105
84 , I’m not trying to be argumentative with you but trust me it is more power than you think. The mainstream status left has been obsessed with these elections for months. Try checking out a left of center euro news channel such as Euronews, It is all they talk about now they don’t know what to say.
I hear what you’re saying European Parliament is not the same as taking over a nations Parliament. But the Euro Parliament sins laws that constrain the entire region it actually is a big deal. But I do understand your point in the sense that they allow the right to start off and win in that body yet somehow the left tends to find a way to win with their national governments, We will see. But I say rejoice because this doesn’t happen in a vacuum these guys never got Rush Limbaugh, and the huge percentage of the European voters are voting for rush would vote for, What else can be said? Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (eBRp/) 106
I'm very proud of my little town....
Being a lefty town, of course we have an oh-so-lovely 'pride' road. As it should be, the high school kids skidded all over it! You go, kiddos!! Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (H0LYt) 107
Leftist Losers React to European Elections
LOL. Remember, Biden just cut an ad saying that "world leaders" hate Trump. "Oh my God - Justin Trudeau doesn't like Trump! Whatever shall we do???" Trudeau made a statement denouncing the European election results. Methinks he senses a cold wind blowing towards Canada. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna) Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (9yXr+) Posted by: Auntie Miklos, having an Irish Coffee at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (wWqRd) 110
95, thanks, as a small government conservative, I have no one to do that
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:24 PM (eBRp/) 111
"ing" is Hungarian for "shirt"
*checks sleeve lengths* Posted by: sartorially unconcerned Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (wWqRd)p.u[ I thought ING was a bank. It was prominent around 2006 or so. You know, right before everyone lost their shirt. Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie) 112
I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam' Wait, were they on a train, and at what point did any of the women peak in their film careers? I'm now confused. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:24 PM (9yXr+) 113
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual?
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH) She wants to dry hump other broads. Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l) Or (as I suspect is true of many "bisexual" women) she wants the street-cred and media attention that comes with announcing she's open to dry humping other broads, without necessarily doing so. Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:25 PM (jGGMD) 114
The details of female anatomy still mystify me.
I have one protuberance that I stick into my wife. Women seem to have, like, 742, different moving parts “down there.” Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:25 PM (v6JzV) 115
SPLITTER!
Posted by: The Urethral Meatus Peoples Front at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK) SQUIRTER! Posted by: Urethral Meatus SITZPINKLER! Posted by: Euro commiefags at June 10, 2024 10:25 PM (wWqRd) Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:26 PM (9yXr+) 117
Real PhDs seem to be going the way of the dodo.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU) THAT'S NOT TRUE!! It's NOT! You don't know anything!!! *runs off sobbing* Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (jGGMD) 118
The details of female anatomy still mystify me.
I have one protuberance that I stick into my wife. Women seem to have, like, 742, different moving parts “down there.” Posted by: Bulgaroctonus' And Fen thinks I'm a pervert. WTF. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (9yXr+) Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (MoZTd) 120
LOL. Remember, Biden just cut an ad saying that "world leaders" hate Trump.
"Oh my God - Justin Trudeau doesn't like Trump! Whatever shall we do???" Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna) Wait, when did Canada get promoted to a 'world leading' country? Yeah, sure, maple syrup, but besides that? Prime ministers photographed in black face? Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (gKDq2) 121
Looking at the bottom of the "No People" sign, it looks like you can get it from bedbathandbeyond.com
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (UWRAE) 122
2-1 FLA
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:28 PM (MoZTd) 123
My one ex-wife loved her some Jason Statham.
Peak, anything with his shirt off. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:28 PM (9yXr+) 124
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From what I understand, both parties in a lesibian relationship have a headache every night. Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (MoZTd) --------- Lesbian Bed Death. It is apparently a thing. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (jdHxK) 125
MH, thank you for the Paul Joseph Watson video.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: not that Miklos hasn't tried at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (wWqRd) Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (O7YUW) 128
Looking at the bottom of the "No People" sign, it looks like you can get it from bedbathandbeyond.com
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (UWRAE) ----------- HAH! Not anymore. Posted by: Chapter 7 Trustee at June 10, 2024 10:30 PM (jdHxK) 129
Remember when auto parts stores used to require knowledge of, you know, autos, as a condition of employment? Used to be motorheads and grease monkeys who knew it all and could tell you head bolt torque values on a 1970 Chevelle. Nowadays, O'Reilly's and AutoZone have crushed all those shops and hire any guy or girl who has a pulse no matter how weak. Ask a question on a product and you get a blank stare. Nevermind.
Posted by: Son of Dad at June 10, 2024 10:30 PM (8JB5s) 130
Trying to read the comments and watch the shootout in "Open Range" at the same time. Sure wish I could get me one of those 15 shot revolvers.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:31 PM (8I4hW) 131
I am conflicted tonight.
Part of me wants to blow off some serious fireworks this coming 4th of JULY with a BBQ and all that celebration... Yet, there is a part of me that wants to hoist the colors upside down at midnight the day before. Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:31 PM (TDvv2) 132
I have one protuberance
I have never once used "protuberance" in a successful pickup line. Posted by: not that Miklos hasn't tried at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (wWqRd) *** I am really, really happy to see you, and have you noticed this protuberance? Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH) 133
Big fan of Ray Charles back in the mid 1960s. "Hit the Road Jack".
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (8I4hW) 134
O'Reilly's and AutoZone have crushed all those shops and hire any guy or girl who has a pulse no matter how weak. Ask a question on a product and you get a blank stare. Nevermind.
Posted by: Son of Dad So they will actually go and look for blinker fluid? Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ) 135
92 We need crayons and some paper. We can draw arrows to indicate the cervix is way up there. Front hole, back hole, neither are a cervix. These are doctors?
Posted by: Piper Real PhDs seem to be going the way of the dodo. Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU) Indeed. I was going to say that the sygmoid colon is not a cervix... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh) 136
Stock traders are trying to beat the market — by copying lawmakers
Wasn't some guy prosecuted for doing this? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh) 137
I am conflicted tonight.
Part of me wants to blow off some serious fireworks this coming 4th of JULY with a BBQ and all that celebration... Yet, there is a part of me that wants to hoist the colors upside down at midnight the day before. Posted by: Nightwatch Embrace the power of And. If the flag pole rope supports it, you could also raise the Gadsden flag or the Appeal to Heaven flag. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d) 138
Really, how many holes does a guy need?
Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (jdHxK) 139
I am really, really happy to see you, and have you noticed this protuberance?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH) So protuberance is not the new nickname for a giant schnoz but rather a giant schlong? The things I learn here. Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (gKDq2) 140
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I am really, really happy to see you, and have you noticed this protuberance? Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH) ---------------------- It's not a nail it's a tooth. Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (vD+o9) 141
129 many are hired because they know someone. I go into a wine store and the usually young individual knows nothing about the products they sell. In this day and age if they show up there are elite.
There’s a well quoted line from Parks and Recreation when someone from Home Depot goes up to Ron Swanson, and Ron simply says, “I know more than you”. Look it is a fine line if you go onto somebody’s store and try to act like you’re the be all and you know everything you’re gonna come off as a douche. But I have seen people in wine stores that literally wouldn’t know a Cabernet from a Cabaret and they won’t leave you alone just to decide which one you wanna pick. Is this only happened a couple times I wouldn’t even mention it because I am very much not a first world problems, guy, but it is kind of a funny thing. At least realize you need to stop bothering someone when you literally have nothing to offer them. OK, bring on the Rando hater that will comment on this lol. Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (eBRp/) 142
Embrace the power of And.
If the flag pole rope supports it, you could also raise the Gadsden flag or the Appeal to Heaven flag. Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d) Can't think of a better day to burn some flags...antifa flag, Palestinian flag, pride flag, etc. Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH) 143
Fun fact: I have never met a single woman who thought Kevin Costner was sexy, ever. I personally have not. Tom Hardy, oh yes.
Woman movie, Rock N Rolla. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (9yXr+) 144
LOL. The “protuberance” comments.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:37 PM (v6JzV) 145
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Well... that depends, if occurring in a dark drinking establishment...may not be a factor as your "protuberance" might be missed in the shadows below and cause concern to the young lady to which you have just made this opening line. Probably will be a miss... Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:37 PM (TDvv2) 146
The kiss of death for Wreck Beach was incorporating it into the "Pacific Spirit" Regional Park. It should have remained an unregulated adjunct to the University Endowment Lands.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 10:37 PM (GphIt) 147
My favorite Ray Charles song:
Hit the Road Jack Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1) 148
126 Miklos
I'm truly sorry about your protuberance. I hope it clears up quickly! These things can go bad if unattended....🥺 Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:38 PM (H0LYt) 149
Protrude it while you got it.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (8I4hW) 150
Burning a Pride flag will score you a prison sentence.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (jdHxK) 151
I’ve had some good luck with AutoZone guys. Not that long ago, I had a young kid from an AutoZone or something with assembler name who ran a test on my vehicle, Figured out through the test numbers that I had a bad spark plug and where it was and he replaced the spark plug for six bucks. I tried to figure out any other way I could’ve gone with that and spent less than a couple hundred but I can’t.
That guy was a saint and he was there at the right time, And he was still a kid in high school. They gave me the employee discount for the spark plug. So that’s a shout out for someone doing their job and actually doing it above and beyond, And really, Saving my ass. Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (eBRp/) 152
My favorite Ray Charles song:
Hit the Road Jack Posted by: nerdygirl That would make a great song for Biden Hecklers! Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d) 153
OK, bring on the Rando hater that will comment on this lol. Posted by: Quint' I work nights at a low-income supermarket in Rust Belt Midwest. There is a 'college' near us like Oberlin and we occasionally have puked up into our aisles people as you describe. Thankfully we don't have to put up with their fucking shit at 03:00. I've told more than one batch of trans/furries, "The entire State stops selling booze. We have Sterno." Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:40 PM (9yXr+) 154
Nancy Pelosi says ‘I take responsibility’ for not having National Guard at the Capitol on Jan. 6 in video shot by her own daughter
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:40 PM (/7KEl) 155
So I guess the big bs story today is Trump said "I don't care about you" to his supporters at a rally.
These people have some nerve don't they? Not one of them, in the press, or especially elected in office, gives an everloving rat shit about any of us or even their own voters. Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 10:41 PM (lX8VI) 156
Nancy Pelosi says ‘I take responsibility’ for not having National Guard at the Capitol on Jan. 6 in video shot by her own daughter
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:40 PM (/7KEl) LMAO Democrats sure have a funny way of taking responsibility. Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 10:41 PM (lX8VI) 157
O'Reilly's and AutoZone have crushed all those shops and hire any guy or girl who has a pulse no matter how weak. Ask a question on a product and you get a blank stare. Nevermind.
Posted by: Son of Dad So they will actually go and look for blinker fluid? Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ) My local O'Reilly's has a woman there who reminds me of Heidi on Tool Time. Smart too. Knows her stuff. Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH) 158
One of my favorite moments in The Sandlot is America the Beautiful when the fireworks are going. I love that song and I love that movie.
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 10, 2024 10:42 PM (hZc6Q) Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (TDvv2) 160
Late and enjoying the music after reading your excellent content MisHum.
Thanks. Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (rzh2a) 161
I am really, really happy to see you, and have you noticed this protuberance?
Posted by: Diogenes Yes, Miss West, there is no gun in my pocket, I am indeed happy to see you Posted by: Protuberantly Exuberant Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (wWqRd) 162
And according to comments online, a large fraction of the "influx of folks coming in that have no interest in getting naked or enjoying the beach" are dot-Indian males.
The joys of multiculturalism... Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna) And, judging by his name, Paul Brar is a Sikh. (Brar, sometimes Berar, is a very popular Sikh surname). Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (GphIt) 163
Meanwhile, in Ukraine:
1. France has promised to send 5 Mirage fighters to launch cruise missiles. It appears the Ukrainians have run out of the Soviet era planes that they were using. 2. The Russians have opened up yet another sector near the northeast city of Sumy. The armchair generals are excited, but at a minimum it means the Ukrainians have to divert yet more men and equipment, stretching them yet thinner. 3. The Ukrainians are holding on in the Kharkov sector. As expected, this has resulted in Russians grinding forward elsewhere. Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (B/O+Y) 164
Quint, I grew up with old fashioned auto parts stores and honestly they were not much better.
It totally depends on who you get. I've gotten old guys who were worthless and young kids who were encyclopedias. Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:44 PM (9yXr+) 165
Speaking of evil cats (pardon my redundancy) I watched "The Incredible Shrinking Man" tonight. Orangey should have won an Oscar.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (CHHv1) 166
Oh, great. Now I have “Hit the Road, Jack” in my head.
My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV) 167
I like Ray Charles too. He was something of a scumbag privately, and an addict, but his music? Can't be beat.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (sRfrW) 168
I'm truly sorry about your protuberance. I hope it clears up quickly! These things can go bad if unattended....🥺
Posted by: COMountainMarie Palinka and chamomile tea. Posted by: Hungarian Grandma at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (wWqRd) 169
153, I must’ve been speaking in French on accident because nothing you said is anything to do with what I said. The cool thing about the Internet is it is chaos so that’s cool.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (eBRp/) 170
Look at the Biden photo at Daily Mail
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl) 171
166 Oh, great. Now I have “Hit the Road, Jack” in my head.
My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV) "Georgia..... Georgia.... the whooooooole day through...." Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (sRfrW) 172
My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus It caused perturbations. Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd) 173
Quote 2 is one of my all time favorites; from one of the all time classic works.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv) 174
164, for sure that’s how customer service works everywhere in my opinion. Even when you call into a phone line, it’s just a random happenstance. I’m a friendly guy and I don’t try to judge others, but it is human nature and when you know a conversation can’t possibly work You hang up and try another person. For sure, you just can’t tell who you’re going to get in any situation and there are good people out there.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:47 PM (eBRp/) 175
170 Look at the Biden photo at Daily Mail
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl) Somebody should tip him over, like a cow. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:48 PM (sRfrW) 176
Nick and Nora Charles>>Ed Charles (The Glider)>>Ray Charles
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at June 10, 2024 10:48 PM (V5BDR) 177
Ray Charles was a scumbag?
My world is crashing down around my ears! Next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jackson was a kiddie diddler. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK) 178
That’s game 3-1
Cats Posted by: browndog chases the Zamboni at June 10, 2024 10:50 PM (TTAGa) 179
I am really, really happy to see you, and have you noticed this protuberance?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH) Is that half a roll of Tums in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? Posted by: A Waffle House 3 at June 10, 2024 10:50 PM (B/O+Y) 180
177 Ray Charles was a scumbag?
My world is crashing down around my ears! Next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jackson was a kiddie diddler. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK) I wasn't a party to his private life, so I don't much care, but I bet his 12 kids do. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:50 PM (sRfrW) 181
Is that a 10-gallon hat or are you just enjoying the show?
Posted by: Lilly Von Shtupp at June 10, 2024 10:51 PM (jdHxK) 182
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to fool Roger Daltry.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 10, 2024 10:51 PM (eZILv) 183
Sorry I'm late, I was trying to fool Roger Daltry.
Posted by: tankdemon Who Are You to try to fool The Who? Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:53 PM (VNX3d) 184
Aircon was dying Friday night. Aircon man comes over Saturday and put in 7 lbs of refrigerant at one hundred bucks a pound. Needs another valve to replace the leaking one he fixed, so he comes out again in the morning. Expect a total bill of ~ $1500.00. Joys of home ownership.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:54 PM (8I4hW) 185
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Well. Yes. I've seen many a protuberance cured this way...But, as you know, there are many more pleasant ways....😜 Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:54 PM (H0LYt) Posted by: Miklos, defending Darleen's Honor at June 10, 2024 10:56 PM (wWqRd) 187
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We need crayons and some paper. We can draw arrows to indicate the cervix is way up there. Front hole, back hole, neither are a cervix. These are doctors? Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW) ---- Yes Posted by: Doctor Pap Schmeer at June 10, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt) 188
Thanks for a nice ONT, MisHum. Ray Charles gone twenty years. Lives on.
Posted by: mindful webworker -sweet souls at June 10, 2024 10:58 PM (+htsy) 189
Aircon was dying Friday night. Aircon man comes over Saturday and put in 7 lbs of refrigerant at one hundred bucks a pound. Needs another valve to replace the leaking one he fixed, so he comes out again in the morning. Expect a total bill of ~ $1500.00. Joys of home ownership.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:54 PM (8I4hW) I wonder what that refrigerant sells for in Mexico? Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 10:58 PM (LJIE1) 190
Protuberance > Proboscis
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:58 PM (RIvkX) 191
Almost all over but the shouting for the Oilers tonight
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 10:59 PM (ufFY8) 192
I wasn't a party to his private life, so I don't much care, but I bet his 12 kids do.
Posted by: tcn in AK "We want a piece of the pie-ey-ey-ey" Posted by: Miklos, singinging in best The Jeffersons Theme Song voice at June 10, 2024 10:59 PM (wWqRd) 193
LenNeal, sad to hear about Hissy Fit. I also like to think our pets will be waiting for us.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #07 at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt) 194
AOP planning to arbitrage freon
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (RIvkX) 195
172 My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus It caused perturbations. Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd) Particularly peculiar perturbations. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh) 196
I'm here, MisHum. Just got back from Fatburger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi) Posted by: Miklos, petulantly perturbed at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (wWqRd) 198
134 O'Reilly's and AutoZone have crushed all those shops and hire any guy or girl who has a pulse no matter how weak. Ask a question on a product and you get a blank stare. Nevermind.
Posted by: Son of Dad So they will actually go and look for blinker fluid? Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ) ---- Yes and will ask if you want the orange or the green one. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #08 at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt) 199
AOP planning to arbitrage freon
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (RIvkX) I think they still R12 in Mexico. Banned in USA and Canada for spurious environmental reasons. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (LJIE1) 200
If we had to replace the current national anthem, I'd nominate Ray Charles' version of "America the Beautiful."
Posted by: PabloD at June 10, 2024 11:02 PM (wcpmT) 201
191 I am with the boob-flashing Oilers chick.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 11:02 PM (v6JzV) Posted by: Nathan Honeycum Sweetdick, Esq. at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (wWqRd) 203
202 Just got back from Fatburger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt You too? Posted by: Nathan Honeycum Sweetdick, Esq. at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (wWqRd) LOL, that's so bad... Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh) 204
Not all men have a penis, you know. And penis is an offensive term. So is scrotum. And don't get me started on prostates.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm) 205
Even when you call into a phone line, its just a random happenstance.
I went to a gaming convention in Dallas/Fort Worth this weekend at the DFW Westin. Looking over the emailed folio today and theres a charge for the hotels restaurant/barI never ate there. Its currently after normal business hours but I figured Id call them anyway. The person answering the phone said, Ill have to send that to accounting, theyll look into it and should call you back, and Im thinking, okay, no problem, Ill have to give them a call on Wednesday when they dont call back Tuesday. Less than an hour later I get a call from the hotel, same person, she says I looked into it and it was a different guest who mixed up their room number. Ive refunded the amount. Promise low and deliver high. Almost wanted to say, just refund it to yourself for being so competent. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 10, 2024 11:04 PM (EXyHK) 206
55 43 In other "Pride" Month news, failed country music singer Maren Morris just announced that she is bisexual.
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual? Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH) ---- Is that like a bivalve? She's a mollusk? Will CBD eat it? Posted by: United Crustacean Societies at June 10, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt) 207
Ray Charles was a scumbag?
My world is crashing down around my ears! Next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jackson was a kiddie diddler. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK) Oh, it's worse than that. Now what's worse than being a kiddie diddling? Michael Jackson was white! Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2) 208
Ah, *lowers voice* smuggle freon
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 11:05 PM (RIvkX) 209
196 I'm here, MisHum. Just got back from Fatburger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi) --------- Is this a code phrase? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 11:06 PM (jdHxK) 210
Oh, it's worse than that. Now what's worse than being a kiddie diddling? Michael Jackson was white!
Posted by: RickZ The nose knows. Posted by: as Miklos vaguely recalls at June 10, 2024 11:07 PM (wWqRd) 211
If we had to replace the current national anthem, I'd nominate Ray Charles' version of "America the Beautiful."
Posted by: PabloD at June 10, 2024 11:02 PM (wcpmT) I'll go with Kate Smith's 'God Bless America'. (The only classy thing the Flyers, or Philadelphia overall, gave the world. She's now cancelled in Philly, BTW.) Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (gKDq2) 212
I guess I better step out now...before i get in trouble..
Thanks MisHum and all Hordesters! Y'all are the absolute best! Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (H0LYt) 213
204 Not all men have a penis, you know. And penis is an offensive term. So is scrotum. And don't get me started on prostates.
Posted by: nurse ratched ---------------------------- Goonie women cut them off. Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (vD+o9) 214
206 55 43 In other "Pride" Month news, failed country music singer Maren Morris just announced that she is bisexual. In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual? Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH) ---- Is that like a bivalve? She's a mollusk? Will CBD eat it? Posted by: United Crustacean Societies at June 10, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt) If you pull two legs off a spider, does that make it an insect? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (vJiyU) 216
209 196 I'm here, MisHum. Just got back from Fatburger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi) --------- Is this a code phrase? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 11:06 PM (jdHxK) Fatburger >>> Fatberg-er Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh) 217
I also like to think our pets will be waiting for us.
Posted by: Ciampino Right so I'll tell a story I've never told here because I don't like to talk about my actual self. So my family from my grandmother down to me has, well, let's call it "something". On the night my wife's father passed in 2005, it was eerie and we were just sitting in silence. He was across an ocean at the time unfortunately. After maybe an hour or so who knows, I told her that I know this is weird but I feel like he's "over there" in our dining room. I just told her I felt something. Even more bizarre I told her I had a message for her and it made no sense to me and I felt stupid even saying it but I was going to say it anyway. And the message was literally "something something it were blue". Now you have to remember the Brits have this weird fucking way of speaking and actually "it were blue" could be a normal sentence from them (meaning "it is blue") even though it sounded stupid to me. All I could think of was the sky. Anyway, my wife immediately informed me of something I had, hand to God, absolutely never heard - Blue was her dad's dog. Blue had turned on him. And he had had to put Blue down. Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: Miklos at Station HYPO at June 10, 2024 11:10 PM (wWqRd) 219
Not all men have a penis, you know. . . . .
Posted by: nurse ratched The driveway scene from "The World According to Garp" makes it's appearance. Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ) 220
Not all men have a penis, you know.
When the history of the last 50 years is written, this will be the subtitle. Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 11:11 PM (bBaeH) 221
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI)
More frequent in the population than you might think. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh) 222
219 Not all men have a penis, you know. . . . .
Posted by: nurse ratched ----------- True. You find a cervix in the most unlikeliest of places! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 11:12 PM (jdHxK) 223
I know nothing much about Ray Charles, (except what I saw in The Blues Brothers), but I am starting to think some versions of "tribalism" might be The Answer.
Because the globalist cause says all white Christian nationalists Are The Enemy. But that is the tribe I can align with. But I prefer the US constitution .. over "anti-Wokeness". Posted by: illiniwek at June 10, 2024 11:12 PM (Cus5s) Posted by: Big Mike at June 10, 2024 11:13 PM (wWqRd) 225
143 Fun fact: I have never met a single woman who thought Kevin Costner was sexy, ever. I personally have not.
---- But he was great in 'No Way Out'. Any movie with Gene Hackman is bound to be good. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #08 at June 10, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt) 226
223 I know nothing much about Ray Charles, (except what I saw in The Blues Brothers), but I am starting to think some versions of "tribalism" might be The Answer.
Because the globalist cause says all white Christian nationalists Are The Enemy. But that is the tribe I can align with. But I prefer the US constitution .. over "anti-Wokeness". Posted by: illiniwek at June 10, 2024 11:12 PM (Cus5s) I saw somewhere that the world is populated by around 20% white people; that makes white people a minority. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh) 227
Any movie with Gene Hackman is bound to be good.
There are two kinds of people in the world. People who enjoy watching The Conversation and people who wonder why Shirley is being spied on by Lex Luthor and Indiana Jones. Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 10, 2024 11:16 PM (EXyHK) 228
143 Fun fact: I have never met a single woman who thought Kevin Costner was sexy, ever. I personally have not.
The Postman made me swoon. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:16 PM (HXGNm) 229
228 143 Fun fact: I have never met a single woman who thought Kevin Costner was sexy, ever. I personally have not.
The Postman made me swoon. Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:16 PM (HXGNm) I think that's what John Kasich's mom said. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh) 230
Le Pen won every ?district? outside of Paris.
The 1972 and 1984 landslides were 49 to 1. DC picked the pathetic democrat, and gave its 3 electoral votes then. Both of these were reason enough, in retrospect, to move outsiders into the top six or seven levels of government. Simply getting a new commander in chief was woefully inadequate. Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2024 11:17 PM (lhenN) 231
I saw somewhere that the world is populated by around 20% white people; that makes white people a minority.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh) Non Hispanic White Men, are according to the Census, 27% of the US Population. Note, that does NOT include any of the recent 'asylum seekers'... so I'd wager we are now below 25%. Yes, minority... and the ONLY demographic that can be legally discriminated against. Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (xaFKb) 232
The only bit of enjoyment I ever got from watching The Conversation is when I watched Enemy of the State and knew right away it was the same character.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (lhenN) 233
Wifey likes him in Yellowstone
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (lX8VI) Posted by: the Amazon Guy at June 10, 2024 11:21 PM (wWqRd) 235
168 I'm truly sorry about your protuberance. I hope it clears up quickly! These things can go bad if unattended....🥺
Posted by: COMountainMarie Palinka and chamomile tea. Posted by: Hungarian Grandma at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (wWqRd) ---- Ghost Pepper ointment. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #09 at June 10, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt) 236
231 I saw somewhere that the world is populated by around 20% white people; that makes white people a minority.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh) Non Hispanic White Men, are according to the Census, 27% of the US Population. Note, that does NOT include any of the recent 'asylum seekers'... so I'd wager we are now below 25%. Yes, minority... and the ONLY demographic that can be legally discriminated against. Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (xaFKb) 2nd Largest minority in Kalifornia. " In 2022, the number of Hispanic and Latino residents in California had surpassed the number of White residents, with about 15.73 million Hispanics compared to 13.2 million white residents. " http://tiny.cc/vlmiyz Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:22 PM (ynpvh) 237
Ghost Pepper ointment.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update Capsaicin is a common topical pain reliever. Just not THERE Posted by: Miklos learnt from the Wisdom of the Ancient Maya at June 10, 2024 11:23 PM (wWqRd) 238
Yes, minority... and the ONLY demographic that can be legally discriminated against.
Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (xaFKb) Jews: Hold our beer Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:23 PM (lX8VI) 239
The Postman made me swoon.
Posted by: nurse ratched Oh yeah? Posted by: the Amazon Guy What can Brown do for you? Posted by: the UPS Guy at June 10, 2024 11:25 PM (wWqRd) 240
237 Ghost Pepper ointment.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update Capsaicin is a common topical pain reliever. Just not THERE Posted by: Miklos learnt from the Wisdom of the Ancient Maya at June 10, 2024 11:23 PM (wWqRd) Hah! Told a story of someone who didn't wash their hands after handling she pretty spicy chiles. It required medical attention. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:26 PM (ynpvh) 241
195 172 My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus It caused perturbations. Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd) Particularly peculiar perturbations. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh) ---- Known to increase populations. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #10 at June 10, 2024 11:27 PM (qfLjt) 242
241 195 172 My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus It caused perturbations. Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd) Particularly peculiar perturbations. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh) ---- Known to increase populations. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #10 at June 10, 2024 11:27 PM (qfLjt) Nuh-Uh. Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh) 243
But he was great in 'No Way Out'. Any movie with Gene Hackman is bound to be good.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #08 at June 10, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt) Movie on the TV now is "Geronimo: An American Legend" with Gene Hackman, Robert Duvall and a 23 year old Matt Damon. Damon looks like a 16 year old. I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title. Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW) Posted by: The NBA at June 10, 2024 11:29 PM (mH6SG) 245
204 Not all men have a penis, you know. And penis is an offensive term. So is scrotum. And don't get me started on prostates.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm) ---- Is that like probates? MrBates? ..... wait ... Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #11 at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: possibly, probably Miklos the prodigy at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (wWqRd) 247
Fascinating story, ellipsis.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (S6gqv) 248
Sorry, not sorry. Ray Chatles' "America the Beautiful" is both moving and heartfelt. Piss off if you think otherwise. Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (xG4kz) 249
"Baby, please palpitate my protuberance."
Posted by: Is It Me, Or Is It Getting Sexy In Here? at June 10, 2024 11:31 PM (v9Ghg) Posted by: The NBA at June 10, 2024 11:32 PM (mH6SG) 251
Remember when auto parts stores used to require knowledge of, you know, autos, as a condition of employment? Nowadays..... hire any guy or girl who has a pulse no matter how weak. Ask a question on a product and you get a blank stare. Nevermind.
Posted by: Son of Dad All I know is, the guy at AutoZone was able to replace the battery in my key fob. I'm not hard to impress. Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1) Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen and Curtis, the Manager at June 10, 2024 11:33 PM (wWqRd) 253
What about an Amatuberance. Asking for a friend.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:34 PM (8I4hW) 254
219 Not all men have a penis, you know. . . . .
Posted by: nurse ratched The driveway scene from "The World According to Garp" makes it's appearance. Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ) ---- Ouch, what an 'overbite'! Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #12 at June 10, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt) 255
252 "Baby, please palpitate my protuberance."
YOU WAS BANNED FROM THE WAFFLE HOUSE Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen and Curtis, the Manager at June 10, 2024 11:33 PM (wWqRd) Don't be coy. These sweet babies no a restraining order can't restrain our love. Posted by: Is It Me, Or Is It Getting Sexy In Here? at June 10, 2024 11:36 PM (v9Ghg) 256
175 170 Look at the Biden photo at Daily Mail
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl) Somebody should tip him over, like a cow. Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:48 PM (sRfrW) Thanks for the tip. I did go look. Wow, is all I can say. Biden is literally frozen. Also, look at that line of folks - obese black woman in skin-tight mini dress next to her obese partner; a MTF tranny with a crappy beard wearing a sparkle dress; Kamala and her weak white husband. Perfect illustration of this Admin; not a normal person in the bunch. Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at June 10, 2024 11:37 PM (s6PBU) 257
"Charles who was married twice and fathered twelve children by nine different women"
To be fair he probably didn't always who he was doing. Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:37 PM (8I4hW) 258
257 "Charles who was married twice and fathered twelve children by nine different women"
To be fair he probably didn't always who he was doing. Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:37 PM (8I4hW) If he a'int see his pee-pee, ya' can't find no patrimony. Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 10, 2024 11:40 PM (v9Ghg) 259
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I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title. Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW) ---- You'd surmise they stink ......! Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt) 260
Ray Charles probably never fucked anybody under fifteen, 0K, well, thirteen, if he could tell the difference... Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (v1d6l) 261
The video of Biden freezing for what Daily Mail reported as a full minute is bad. I wonder how much coverage that will get from the news media over here. Just kidding.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (0Htd1) 262
I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW) Those are Hot! Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at June 10, 2024 11:44 PM (N965F) 263
Border Patrol agents in California have been told to release migrants from over 100 countries into the US, despite the Biden administration’s new border ‘crackdown’, according to a leaked memo obtained by The Post.
Migrants from all but six countries in what border patrol calls the ‘eastern hemisphere’ – made up of Africa, Asia, Australia, and Europe – who cross illegally into the San Diego border sector will be released into the US according to the memo, first reported by the Washington Examiner. [cut] President Biden’s new border rules went into effect last Wednesday and mean new asylum applications Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 11:45 PM (vD+o9) 264
Juneteenth is a silly name, and why should people care -except for some people from Texas perhaps- when news of the Emancipation Proclamation reached Texas.? I get polls on my computer. One was "Should Juneteenth relace July 4th as a national holiday."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 11:46 PM (XkYcA) 265
Furious Pelosi Rants on MSNBC, Dismisses Explosive New Video Admitting She’s Responsible for Lack of National Guard on J6!
_gatewaypundit Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 11:47 PM (vD+o9) 266
Please excuse my massive protuberance into these comments.
*things michelle obama might say* *pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS! Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2024 11:48 PM (e6UQI) 267
Plane carrying ten people, including Malawi's Vice President Saulos Chilima, has vanished without a trace, prompting a massive search operation in southeastern Africa.
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #14 at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt) Posted by: Love is Love is Reggie Love at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (wWqRd) 269
Plane carrying ten people, including Malawi's Vice President Saulos Chilima, has vanished without a trace, prompting a massive search operation in southeastern Africa.
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update *reports for duty* Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at June 10, 2024 11:53 PM (wWqRd) 270
I loved Ray Charles' music well before I ever saw him, which I did sometime around '57-'58. His band was great, he was terrific, and the Raylettes... Wooo- hooo!
Of course, that's the memories of someone who was a hormone-ridden teenager :-) Here's a unique take on _You Are My Sunshine_. Pay attention to the band break. He could select some great musicians. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ouip-F9oL-c And this one of _I Can't Stop Loving You_. Despite the typical 50's overproduction of a full string orchestra and chorus, he manages to express the emotion of the song. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDqwmaI_IdU He was quite aware of how over the top it is, his comment, "Sing the song, children", sotto voce, makes that clear. Posted by: buddhaha at June 10, 2024 11:53 PM (U8bcC) 271
Catch Thirty-Thr33, now an official member of the Blue Card Mafia
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 10, 2024 11:54 PM (8sMut) 272
Church in hellhole Oakland is left without electricity or water after being trashed by vandals - and progressive mayor Sheng Thao 'has ignored distraught pastor's pleas for help'
https://mol.im/a/13514359 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #15 at June 10, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt) 273
267 Plane carrying ten people, including Malawi's Vice President Saulos Chilima, has vanished without a trace, prompting a massive search operation in southeastern Africa.
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #14 at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt) Was he flown by the pilot of the plane that crashed and killed the Iranian President? Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 10, 2024 11:55 PM (8sMut) 274
Halftime
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 11:55 PM (fwDg9) 275
The video of Biden freezing for what Daily Mail reported as a full minute is bad. I wonder how much coverage that will get from the news media over here. Just kidding.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (0Htd1) There's no way Joey Bidet makes it to the election as the Dem nominee. They're already greasing the skids with the earliest ever 'presidential debate', before even a nomination. Once it becomes all too apparent Dementia Joe has lost the few marbles he ever had, the Dems'll swap him out. Who is the big question? Kamalalaladingdong? They'll buy her off with something juicy to get out of the way as they know she has no shot. Gruesome Newsom? Why not? A pretty face sells and his face is plastered; takes after his aunt on that score. Big Mike? I don't think even a black Democrat would save them at this point. Too many blacks talking about how bad the Dems are in general, not just how shitty Biden is. And there's not a lot of love for Barry, either. Barry's one of THEM now while Trump's one of US. Funny weird how that worked out. The Mug Shot (Trademark). That was a big self-inflicted, chest-sucking wound by the Dems. Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 11:56 PM (gKDq2) 276
>>> 143 Fun fact: I have never met a single woman who thought Kevin Costner was sexy, ever.
== Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (9yXr+) Let's have him play the love interest for Whitney Houston's character! Posted by: Hollywood casting geniuses at June 10, 2024 11:57 PM (llON8) 277
Chicago's migrant crisis sparks chaos as homeless population triples in just one year
https://mol.im/a/13515003 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #16 at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt) 278
“I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW) ---- You'd surmise they stink ......! Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt) Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn’t be seen either. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv) 279
Plane carrying ten people, including Malawi's Vice President Saulos Chilima, has vanished without a trace, prompting a massive search operation in southeastern Africa.
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #14 at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt) I don't suppose the plane just happened to be carrying the country's gold reserves? Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (B/O+Y) 280
One was "Should Juneteenth relace July 4th as a national holiday."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 11:46 PM (XkYcA) Juneteenth began as a local TX holiday. As for that clickbait ad you reference. other such questions... "Should illegal aliens be allowed to vote in U.S. elections?" "Should Donald Trump go to prison?" And other no brainer questions designed to get you to click. God, I HATE computer ads, and only convinces me further that only scam artists advertise online. What next? "Should the Constitution be abolished?" Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (8sMut) 281
Mom who was 'hysterical' while searching for toddler son is charged with his murder after boy found in dumpster in Las Vegas
https://mol.im/a/13515071 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #17 at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt) 282
>>> 278 "I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW) ---- You'd surmise they stink ......! Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt) Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn't be seen either. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv) What about in a cereal brand name? Posted by: Phil Hartman at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (llON8) 283
Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill
https://mol.im/a/13513343 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt) 284
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (8sMut)
I never click on them. I figure the answer is reported to some unsavory group. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 12:02 AM (XkYcA) 285
269 Plane carrying ten people, including Malawi's Vice President Saulos Chilima, has vanished without a trace, prompting a massive search operation in southeastern Africa.
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update Haha! Silly me! Posted by: Toonces the Cat Who Can Fly A Plane at June 11, 2024 12:02 AM (8sMut) Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 12:03 AM (XkYcA) 287
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI)
Runs on my dad's side. We call it second sight. But my mom gets flashes of it, too, although she doesn't believe in it. Case in point, when I was still a teenager, a friend's father was going in for surgery, fairly routine. My friend and her mom wanted me to stay with them at the hospital and then spend the night, as they were always kind of skittish when the dad/husband wasn't home. Well, he made it through the surgery just fine, we went home, but in the middle of the night we got the call that he had taken a turn and we needed to get back to the hospital. So we rushed back, and about 10 minutes after we got there, he died, then about 10 minutes after that, we're all sitting there in shock and my mom walks in, saying she was so sorry to hear he had died, etc, but the thing is, no one had told her. She swore that I had called her, woke her up out of a sound sleep, crying and she couldn't make out what I was saying , but knew what must have happened, so she came right over to the hospital. But I didn't call her. No one called her, no one had called anyone, we hadn't even called the other siblings yet. Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at June 11, 2024 12:05 AM (Vvh2V) 288
245 204 Not all men have a penis, you know. And penis is an offensive term. So is scrotum. And don't get me started on prostates.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm) ---- Is that like probates? MrBates? ..... wait ... Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #11 at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt) You never want to do a probate a 2nd time...that would make you a reprobate. Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 11, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh) 289
I never click on them. I figure the answer is reported to some unsavory group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 12:02 AM (XkYcA) Not that I thought you did...I was just commenting on how stupid online ads are. I constantly roll my eyes at them. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:06 AM (8sMut) 290
Ugh. off sock.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh) 291
I'm here, MisHum. Just got back from Fatburger.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi) --------- Is this a code phrase? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) -------------- It's a CA burger chain, mostly in SoCal. If it was spelled with two "Ts" , it would have been a concert. Posted by: buddhaha at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (U8bcC) 292
288 245 204 Not all men have a penis, you know. And penis is an offensive term. So is scrotum. And don't get me started on prostates.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm) ---- Is that like probates? MrBates? ..... wait ... Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #11 at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt) You never want to do a probate a 2nd time...that would make you a reprobate. Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 11, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh) There Is Nothing More Important That Being Gay Posted by: Pride Month Message at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (8sMut) 293
Is this the penis thread?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (mH6SG) 294
Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn’t be seen either. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv) : Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (8sMut) 295
Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt) Our White House Fairy Princess deserves that. Besides, you expect those thieves to pay a damn dime? We should just shut up about it. Who are we to judge the love of a Dr. Dr. step-mom and her crackhead, (underage) whore-mongering step-son? We are blessed to have such an execrable First Family. Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (gKDq2) 296
Confucius say, "Movie with colon in title . . ."
Posted by: I-Ching Is For Fags at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (v9Ghg) 297
It's a CA burger chain, mostly in SoCal.
If it was spelled with two "Ts" , it would have been a concert. Posted by: buddhaha at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (U8bcC) I assume it's the one they referenced in Sanford and Son. I thought it was just made up for the show, until I saw one in town. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 12:09 AM (0eaVi) 298
276 >>> 143 Fun fact: I have never met a single woman who thought Kevin Costner was sexy, ever.
== Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (9yXr+) Let's have him play the love interest for Whitney Houston's character! Posted by: Hollywood casting geniuses at June 10, 2024 11:57 PM (llON ![]() Wouldn't that be necrophilia today? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh) 299
282 >>> 278 "I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW) ---- You'd surmise they stink ......! Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt) Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn't be seen either. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv) What about in a cereal brand name? Posted by: Phil Hartman at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (llON ![]() That blows. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh) 300
Pewpewdie was a "pro-tuberance" wasn't he?
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2024 12:12 AM (D7oie) 301
295 Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt) Our White House Fairy Princess deserves that. Besides, you expect those thieves to pay a damn dime? We should just shut up about it. Who are we to judge the love of a Dr. Dr. step-mom and her crackhead, (underage) whore-mongering step-son? We are blessed to have such an execrable First Family. Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (gKDq2) Statist/Socialists hate a society like ours which is dynamic and makes class distinctions meaningless (you can start out poor and be middle class in no time if you want, for example; it's in a constant state of flux). They's rather there be two classes: rulers and everyone else. Their constant aching for a "classless society" notwithstanding. For let's face it, even in so called classless Communist countries, there are the elite and everyone else. In the GDR either you lived at Wandlitz or you were toe jam. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:12 AM (8sMut) 302
"69 The monster truck accident happened in Maine. I'm betting in six months we get a 900 page Stephen King novel about a truck being parked on an Indian graveyard and mutating into a lobster truck that hunts schoolchildren in a small town.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (B/O+Y)" *********** This plot has promise. Posted by: Ed Wood at June 11, 2024 12:12 AM (xxG/v) 303
293 Is this the penis thread?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (mH6SG) Do I have a place for you, then: PenisLand.net Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:14 AM (ynpvh) 304
IDF special forces rescue Israeli hostages from Hamas compound... before spraying bullets into their fleeing captors
https://mol.im/a/13514817 Great video snippets of tunnels with bathrooms, etc. Big explosions seen from the air, etc. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt) 305
I hate that clickbait ad stuff; there’s quite a few posters on X who do the same kind of thing. They “ask” this outrageously stupid question just because they know 1,000 people will jump in argue about it. “Engagement Farming”, they call it. A couple months ago Musk said he was gonna put an end to it but then nobody did shit, ‘cept more of the same.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2024 12:15 AM (S6gqv) 306
294
Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn’t be seen either. Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv) : Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (8sMut) ; Posted by: Only Halfway There at June 11, 2024 12:15 AM (ynpvh) 307
Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill
https://mol.im/a/13513343 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 Thanks C, I have been wondering about that. Now why should the taxpayers pay for a trip to deal with family matters? Posted by: Farmer at June 11, 2024 12:15 AM (55Qr6) 308
Engagement Farming.
Sounds like my plan to propose marriage to a 1,000 Dreamers and then sell them into slavery in Bahrain. Posted by: We're all Dreamers, in the end at June 11, 2024 12:16 AM (v9Ghg) 309
I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
They could make a movie about me, but I am now a Bad Person. Posted by: Cristobal Colon at June 11, 2024 12:17 AM (wWqRd) 310
308 Engagement Farming.
Sounds like my plan to propose marriage to a 1,000 Dreamers and then sell them into slavery in Bahrain. Posted by: We're all Dreamers, in the end at June 11, 2024 12:16 AM (v9Ghg) Or those foreign wives ads...get a wife from Ukraine! Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:17 AM (ynpvh) 311
309 I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
They could make a movie about me, but I am now a Bad Person. Posted by: Cristobal Colon at June 11, 2024 12:17 AM (wWqRd) Call it a Colonic. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:18 AM (ynpvh) 312
John Fetterman and wife Gisele are hospitalized after Democratic senator rear-ended car on the highway
https://mol.im/a/13515011 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #19 at June 11, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: Mail Oder Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainski) at June 11, 2024 12:20 AM (wWqRd) 314
For let's face it, even in so called classless Communist countries, there are the elite and everyone else. In the GDR either you lived at Wandlitz or you were toe jam.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:12 I've read that Lenin's wife relly like to use Nicholas and Alexandra's dining room table. Very enamored of it. Posted by: Farmer at June 11, 2024 12:20 AM (55Qr6) 315
I've read that Lenin's wife relly like to use Nicholas and Alexandra's dining room table. Very enamored of it.
Posted by: Farmer Lenin's wife was nothing to write home to the gulag about. Posted by: Miklos Isayevich Solzhenitsyn at June 11, 2024 12:23 AM (wWqRd) 316
Jill Biden's 3,600-mile round trip from France to Delaware to spend two days at Hunter's trial could cost up to $345,000... and taxpayers could be on the hook for a huge bill
https://mol.im/a/13513343 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt) that is a looooong way to go to intimidate a jury and the defendant Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2024 12:23 AM (D7oie) 317
End Wokeness @EndWokeness Jun 9
The historic St. Anne's Church (1907) was destroyed by a fire in Toronto today. 100 churches in Canada were destroyed, vandalized, or desecrated since 2021. https://tinyurl.com/3u3xef4e And... https://tinyurl.com/3xd4td74 news story link ==== Fire Marshal is investigating to see if arson. BTW, it was an Anglican church. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:24 AM (ZdexC) 318
EtBMuTWLAYR
Posted by: znkScqEQhusmAjXP at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (GvnM7) 319
John Fetterman and wife Gisele are hospitalized after Democratic senator rear-ended car on the highway
------- I'll bet that he is insured with Progressive. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (XeU6L) 320
EtBMuTWLAYR
Posted by: znkScqEQhusmAjXP at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (GvnM7) Looks like poor Sid has had a stroke. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 12:28 AM (N965F) 321
Satchmo >>Ray Charles
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 11, 2024 12:29 AM (+qILM) 322
Well, enjoy your penis and colon this evening. Tomorrow is a new day, right?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:30 AM (mH6SG) 323
He finally shutup.
Noam Chomsky, 95, ‘no longer able to talk’ after famed intellectual suffered ‘medical event’ https://tinyurl.com/bdzhunnt Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #20 at June 11, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt) 324
Looks like poor Sid has had a stroke.
-------- He finally shutup. Noam Chomsky, 95, ‘no longer able to talk’ after famed intellectual suffered ‘medical event’ --------- Maybe Chomsky *was* Sid. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L) 325
Maybe Chomsky *was* Sid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L) Remote typing. It was Ray Charles. He wasn't really good at keyboarding.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 12:33 AM (0eaVi) 326
The Paul Joseph Watson YouTube video above, documenting leftist misery about the EU Parliamentary election results, is really funny & a lot of fun!
I still don't think Europe can vote its way out of the Eurabia doom loop, though, but... I sure hope I'm wrong. Their deep state is much worse than our deep state, in terms of being impossible to dislodge. Apparently, the election results in Europe were the result of scary white racism. Period, the end. Nothing more to say. Neo-Nazi white people prevailed. Tragic. Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:34 AM (NLIak) 327
He finally shutup.
Noam Chomsky, 95, ‘no longer able to talk’ after famed intellectual suffered ‘medical event’ --------- Maybe Chomsky *was* Sid. Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L) Chomsky wasn't that stupid, despite being a horrible person, and it looks like his stroke took place a few months ago, and is only now being revealed. Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 12:34 AM (N965F) Posted by: Miklos in the Realm of Possibilities at June 11, 2024 12:34 AM (wWqRd) 329
EtBMuTWLAYR
Posted by: znkScqEQhusmAjXP at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (GvnM7) ----- What's that, znkScqEQhusmAjXP?! Ace has fallen down a well?! Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:35 AM (ZdexC) Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:36 AM (NLIak) 331
Chomsky wasn't that stupid, despite being a horrible person, and it looks like his stroke took place a few months ago, and is only now being revealed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon He himself (and through contracts with his wife) became quite wealthy from contracts with the US Dept. of Defense. Posted by: Miklos so recalls at June 11, 2024 12:37 AM (wWqRd) 332
What's that, znkScqEQhusmAjXP?! Ace has fallen down a well?!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:35 AM (ZdexC) Arf! Arf! Arf! (runs in circles) Posted by: Lassie at June 11, 2024 12:37 AM (N965F) 333
For those interested - pro-Hamas protest at UCLA
https://www.youtube.com/live/meSOn4kSky0 https://www.twitch.tv/smokenscan Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #21 at June 11, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt) 334
Well, I am off to the rack. Night, Horde.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 12:40 AM (N965F) 335
Nate Silver (may he roast in hell) sure has the heebie-jeebies today about Biden losing.
Bad toupee Nate is bangin' the "replace Biden now!" drum bigtime. He also urges that the GOP replace Trump too, but... down in hell they want ice water, Nate. Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:42 AM (NLIak) 336
Watching the repeated gasps of horror from the French Socialist Party as they get destroyed in France's elections.
https://tinyurl.com/yrsxrzp2 Ou lá lá Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #23 at June 11, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt) 337
Cops hunting two
https://trib.al/hiopxwv Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #24 at June 11, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt) Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:45 AM (NLIak) 339
The only thing I know about Noam Chomsky is Matt Damon! raved about him. That's all I needed to know about Noam Chomsky.
Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2024 12:47 AM (gKDq2) 340
News That Matters @ThatmattersNews Jun 9
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre On Biden’s Plagiarism Accusations: “He didn't plagiarize. He copied.” === I assume the Reagan Pointe du Hoc speech. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:48 AM (ZdexC) 341
![]() ![]() Covid-flu combination vaccine shows positive results in late-stage trial, Moderna says https://tinyurl.com/5n934xtm Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #25 at June 11, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt) 342
317 End Wokeness @EndWokeness Jun 9
The historic St. Anne's Church (1907) was destroyed by a fire in Toronto today. 100 churches in Canada were destroyed, vandalized, or desecrated since 2021. https://tinyurl.com/3u3xef4e And... https://tinyurl.com/3xd4td74 news story link ==== Fire Marshal is investigating to see if arson. BTW, it was an Anglican church. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:24 AM (ZdexC) Hope this guy isn't doing it. https://youtu.be/EEnefkpRfHE Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh) 343
Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz Jun 10
He’s doing it again… https://tinyurl.com/3nbzam5x 29 seconds; Biden doesn't know where to go, again. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:56 AM (ZdexC) 344
325 Maybe Chomsky *was* Sid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L) Remote typing. It was Ray Charles. He wasn't really good at keyboarding.... Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 12:33 AM (0eaVi) apparently Ray Charles knew his old neighborhood so well he could ride his bike through it. At least that's the story. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh) 345
341 Because we love Moderna products .......
Covid-flu combination vaccine shows positive results in late-stage trial, Moderna says https://tinyurl.com/5n934xtm Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #25 at June 11, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt) Killing more than ever? Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh) 346
343 Matt Gaetz @mattgaetz Jun 10
He’s doing it again… https://tinyurl.com/3nbzam5x 29 seconds; Biden doesn't know where to go, again. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:56 AM (ZdexC) In his pants, of course. Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh) 347
"Celebrate LGBTQ+ Pride Month with these LGBTQ-owned businesses
paid post by Wells Fargo" Thanks, Wells Fargo. I'll remember you did that. Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 01:03 AM (NLIak) Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #26 at June 11, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt) 349
apparently Ray Charles knew his old neighborhood so well he could ride his bike through it. At least that's the story.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh) I think that's true. I heard he ran into his friends at the barbershop, the grocery store, the liquor store, and the wall at the end of the street. Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 01:05 AM (0eaVi) 350
Ray Charles wasn't that great. I waved at him once and he ignored me.
Jerk. Posted by: Dr. T But he knows you still tuck your shirt tails into your underwear. Posted by: DaveA at June 11, 2024 01:10 AM (FhXTo) 351
Nytol
Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 01:11 AM (NLIak) 352
So if we called these trannies a bunch of dizzy cunts would they.
1.) literately explode. b - Be so happy they STFU. looks like a win-win Posted by: DaveA at June 11, 2024 01:11 AM (FhXTo) 353
293 Is this the penis thread?
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (mH6SG) ---- I thought it was the cervix thread at first but then it turned colonic and formed protuberances everywhere. Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #27 at June 11, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt) 354
In re women not finding Kevin Costner attractive, I obviously can't speak authoritatively on the subject, but I can offer one bit of anecdotal evidence to the contrary.
A friend at work told me about a charity event she and her mother attended somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Kevin Costner had just wrapped shooting on a film there, and he was the draw for the event, which was mostly a gathering of folks with XX chromosomes. The highlight of the evening was auctioning off a toilet seat from Costner's hotel room which he had personally autographed. Bidding was frenzied, and my friend's mom won by a bid somewhere in the 7000 dollar range. I could be wrong, but women paying several grand to acquire a seat graced by Costner's rear end could constitute proof that women found him extremely attractive. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:18 AM (u/Zei) 355
I could be wrong, but women paying several grand to acquire a seat graced by Costner's rear end could constitute proof that women found him extremely attractive.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:18 AM (u/Zei) ---- What was the Hotel's cut? Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #28 at June 11, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt) 356
More than 380 authors, publishing houses, and advocacy groups have signed an open letter protesting new South Carolina education standards that could lead ..
Publisher’s weekly. https://shorturl.at/s21nw Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:23 AM (g4IcW) 357
What was the Hotel's cut?
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #28 That would be interesting to know - they may have just considered the publicity reward enough. Especially if the film was a hit - "Kevin Costner, Hollywood Legend and Star of (insert film title) stayed here! Book your rooms now!" Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:28 AM (u/Zei) 358
356 More than 380 authors, publishing houses, and advocacy groups have signed an open letter protesting new South Carolina education standards that could lead ..
Publisher’s weekly. https://shorturl.at/s21nw Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:23 AM (g4IcW) Behind a wall. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 01:29 AM (8sMut) 359
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:18 AM (u/Zei
It would have to be. You were nearing the Caspian Sea forever. You shoulda got there long ago. : o ) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 01:30 AM (8sMut) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 01:35 AM (8sMut) 361
Not sure why so many Americans on the right are playing down the Europe parliament wins. No one is saying those victories mean Trump will win, though I believe he will win and he will win. One thing is about forecasting, and the other is about telling the news of the day. The European see it as a seismic shift and the left there has major levels of panties in a wad. I’m not sure why some Americans who barely knew there was a European Parliament a week ago or playing it down so much. I’m not talking about anyone here by the way I want to be clear about that but I do think some of the people that we listen to are giving us false information. When is a win, It is not a loss.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 01:36 AM (qeUU4) Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:38 AM (0s/yl) 363
I am no expert on the French legal system by any means in fact, I’m not even a really well skilled amateur. But looking at it as an American to me, it is more important that the European parliament moves right then the French parliament on its own.
Two things I do know about French politics is for the last 40 years. They have based their system on the idea that the French should be in control of Europe as a whole. To them, it is about controlling Europe as a counterweight to the US so the European parliament and the rules they can place on all of Europe, a heck of a lot. The second thing I know the president is more powerful than the American presidency. It is more similar to the head of Russia. In many European governments, the parliament is everything in the president is nothing not so in France. So the French Parliament, of course, would be great for conservatives to win at least the right kind of conservatives, But if you look at it from a French perspective, the European Parliament is probably bigger and even in a month they won’t be voting on the French presidency. Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 01:39 AM (qeUU4) 364
The mention of second sight upthread reminds me of a somewhat unique folk belief still held by many in Appalachia, including the range's foothill region in NE Mississippi - the blood-stopper.
(I should also mention that the belief is also found in the Ozarks, parts of Canada, and the Northwoods region of the US) The blood-stopper was an individual who supposedly had the ability to cause uncontrolled bleeding in a human or an animal to cease. The whole thing worked by reciting Ezekiel 16:6: And when I passed by thee, and saw thee polluted in thine own blood, I said unto thee when thou wast in thy blood, Live; yea, I said unto thee when thou wast in thy blood, Live. The blood-stopper would sometimes walk eastwards while reciting the verse, and didn't necessarily have to be near the ailing animal or person. The ability was supposedly passed down through the family bloodline, with the new blood-stopper being a different gender than the previous. Insofar as I can tell, the belief originated from traditions brought over by German immigrants, who also heavily influenced a lot of other Appalachian folk beliefs in regard to the supernatural. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:46 AM (u/Zei) 365
I think the Council of Europe control the EU, then comes the EU Commission and then EU Parliament.
The Council dictate all legislation. Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:46 AM (0pcfw) 366
More than 380 authors, publishing houses, and advocacy groups have signed an open letter protesting new South Carolina education standards that could lead ..
Publisher’s weekly. https://shorturl.at/s21nw Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:23 AM (g4IcW) They can all just bugger off. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 11, 2024 01:49 AM (w6EFb) 367
365 good info
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 01:50 AM (qeUU4) 368
It would have to be. You were nearing the Caspian Sea forever. You shoulda got there long ago.
: o ) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 Yep, but dromedaries are slow, and ornery. That guy in Ashkagabat told me to keep heading toward the Kopet Dag Range and I'd be there in no time. Turkmenistan is way bigger than it looked on the map. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:57 AM (u/Zei) 369
. Turkmenistan is way bigger than it looked on the map.
Posted by: John Drake ------------------ You're welcome! Posted by: Serdar Gurbangulyıewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmenistan at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (XeU6L) 370
Turkmenistan is way bigger than it looked on the map.
Posted by: John Drake ------------------ You're welcome! Posted by: Serdar Gurbangulyıewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmenistan at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (XeU6L) 371
CBS News anchor is left stunned by shocking poll showing how many Americans BACK deporting all illegal migrants
https://mol.im/a/13515943 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #29 at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt) 372
362 358 okay, it’s now archived at waybackmachine.
https://shorturl.at/oIvtk Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:38 AM (0s/yl) Thanks! This intense obsession these people have with sex is unreal and sickening. Kids will hit upon it in their own good time, and they just cannot tolerate this. When I began crushing (ages before the concept was known to me) I certainly did but did not understand the reason. And that was OK. That is called maturation. Growing up. Children will figure this out on their very own, without help. Honestly, I'd be good if sex ed was not done AT ALL in schools and was left to where it should be left to: families. (How humanity survived without it for millenia must be a mystery to some.) One more thing: I'd be willing to bet that those same hand wringing people would be shrieking with horror if I, say, brought in a Thomas Sowell collection to an economics class, if I ever teach one. Or had them read Adam Smith, Frederic Bastiat or Hayek. "That can't be allowed because, um, er, ah, those concepts are too advanced for HS seniors" or some such bullshit will be said... Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 02:09 AM (8sMut) 373
Yep, but dromedaries are slow, and ornery. That guy in Ashkagabat told me to keep heading toward the Kopet Dag Range and I'd be there in no time. Turkmenistan is way bigger than it looked on the map.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:57 AM (u/Zei) And what are you doing in Turkmenistan, foreigner? Where's your letter of invitation? Praise Turkmenbashy, whose keen eye is the astrolabe of the substantive Sun, whose truth discerning heart is the celestial observatory of attributes... Posted by: Government of Turkmenistan at June 11, 2024 02:12 AM (8sMut) 374
Jimmy adore interviewing Neil Oliver.
Neil Oliver and his 10 part BBC series the History of Scotland. Very good. He’s a great storyteller and genuinely decent man. No longer available on utoob Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 02:13 AM (JFSZI) 375
371 CBS News anchor is left stunned by shocking poll showing how many Americans BACK deporting all illegal migrants
https://mol.im/a/13515943 Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #29 at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt) "But they are SWEETHHEARTS!!! It's YOU disgusting piece of shit citizens who are the problem!" Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 02:14 AM (8sMut) Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 02:16 AM (fwDg9) 377
372.
The List People. They’re degenerate busybodies. I was a very naive kid, and my parents weren’t much help, which really didn’t matter, because it all gets worked out. Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 02:20 AM (nU4+m) 378
And what are you doing in Turkmenistan, foreigner? Where's your letter of invitation?
Posted by: Government of Turkmenistan This is the part of the OODA loop where I ponder, do I trot out that letter that Kazak guy whipped up for me in Almaty or do I just hand over the Baksheesh? Probably letter plus Baksheesh. Then more Baksheesh. Worse case scenario, maybe my Dromedary can outrun that Mad Max-looking vehicle they're driving. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:30 AM (u/Zei) 379
42 I'm trying to form a joke about a blind man fathering 12 kids with nine different women, but it just won't connect.
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR) So, you're just not seeing it? Posted by: meh at June 11, 2024 02:32 AM (RCAte) 380
17 Yay, National Iced Tea Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (dZVON) Sweet or wrongly made? Posted by: meh at June 11, 2024 02:37 AM (RCAte) 381
While I'm thinking about it, a good tip for those wandering the lonely wastes of Central Asia, tell anyone who seems to be operating in an official capacity that you're Circassian, and immediately launch into a spiel about your Khabzeism faith. By the time you're just warming up describing Theshkhue's many attributes and the minor deities he supervises, their eyes will glaze over and they'll just motion you to keep moving. They'll let Circassians get away with anything.
If that doesn't work, tell them you're Canadian and wax enthusiastic about Curling. Same effect, pretty much. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:45 AM (u/Zei) 382
Sweet or wrongly made?
Posted by: meh Exactly! You know the true wisdom - if it's iced tea, it has to be sweet. One should not even have to specify it. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:50 AM (u/Zei) 383
Good grief our tour guide is an incredibly loud leftist feminist , yes I know that's redundant.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 11, 2024 02:52 AM (o+lZU) 384
Mrs. Drake adds that there should also be ample ice in the iced tea. Four of five cubes ain't gonna cut it. Generations upon generations of enduring the Hell-heat of June through September in the South establishes this as a well-proven fact.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:55 AM (u/Zei) 385
Good grief our tour guide is an incredibly loud leftist feminist , yes I know that's redundant.
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine If I may ask, where are you touring? Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:03 AM (u/Zei) Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 11, 2024 03:05 AM (zdLoL) 387
Didn't work for Lawrence.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 11, 2024 03:05 AM (zdLoL) LAWRENCE? LAWRENCE WHAT? LAWRENCE OF ARABIA? THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY, ARE YOU ROYALTY? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? BULLSHIT, I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!! I DON’T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE!!! ONLY FAGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE!!! FROM NOW ON YOU’RE GOMER PYLE!!! Posted by: GySgt Hartman at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (8sMut) 388
382, move to eastern North Carolina and I promise you you will never have to spell it out. You will only get sweet..
The only places in the South I know of where unsweet tea is common though still the minority is parts of Virginia and parts of Texas. I’m sure there are others and if anyone’s up this late, they’ll tell me, but in my years, those are places were people legit from those areas actually choose unsweet but again they are still a minority. Of Course people from every state have unsweet drinkers that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying something that is normal in a Southern state. I’ve seen it in parts of Texas and parts of Virginia. Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (qeUU4) 389
Didn't work for Lawrence.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver Yeah, that didn't turn out well for him. Although after the publication of Seven Pillars of Wisdom and the David Lean movie, the press were able to locate the now far advanced in age Turkish officer who Lawrence claimed to be his abuser. It was reported that he laughed at the accusation and said the whole incident was fabricated. That doesn't mean he was innocent, I know, but T.E. Lawrence wasn't always completely frank and honest about his experiences in WWI, and the man definitely had a few kinks - in particular, he often paid a few of his military friends to flog him in the fashion he alleged the Turks had done. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:17 AM (u/Zei) 390
Of Course people from every state have unsweet drinkers that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying something that is normal in a Southern state. I’ve seen it in parts of Texas and parts of Virginia.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (qeUU4) You’d be stunned at the amount of people who order unsweet tea in TX. Me, I want sweet tea, always, Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:19 AM (8sMut) 391
387, so I was going through basic training when Full Metal Jacket came out. My drill sergeants told us that platoon was “a pussy movie”, which it was, and FMJ was the best. And this was coming from Army drill sergeants. Looking back, you probably don’t want drill sergeants hyped up on Full Metal Jacket, but that is the way it was.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:20 AM (qeUU4) 392
It was reported that he laughed at the accusation and said the whole incident was fabricated. That doesn't mean he was innocent, I know, but T.E. Lawrence wasn't always completely frank and honest about his experiences in WWI, and the man definitely had a few kinks - in particular, he often paid a few of his military friends to flog him in the fashion he alleged the Turks had done.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:17 AM (u/Zei) How about you get arrested and stay arrested until you accept that makes him the greatest Brit of all time? Posted by: Pride Month at June 11, 2024 03:21 AM (8sMut) 393
In AIT we had a guy named Pyle and he really got abused. He legit should not have been there. He was some jag guy who thought it would be cool or the right thing to go through basic training and AIT. He was way too old and they really treated him like crap. Legit his last name was Pyle, Wrong time for sure but they didn’t treat that guy right for a guy who never should’ve been there in the first place,
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:21 AM (qeUU4) 394
LAWRENCE? LAWRENCE WHAT? LAWRENCE OF ARABIA? THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY, ARE YOU ROYALTY? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? BULLSHIT, I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!! I DON’T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE!!! ONLY FAGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE!!! FROM NOW ON YOU’RE GOMER PYLE!!!
Posted by: GySgt Hartman Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me? Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:23 AM (u/Zei) 395
391: in the Military Crimes papers, controlled by Gannett (which makes them Statist government mouthpieces), they occasionally do readers polls on the 100 best war movies. Saving Private Ryan is always #1, FMJ #2. Every time I have seen them, anyway.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:23 AM (8sMut) 396
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:23 AM (u/Zei) Who said that! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT??? Posted by: GySgt Hartman at June 11, 2024 03:25 AM (8sMut) Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:33 AM (8sMut) 398
Virginia voted Ford in 1976. Some would say Virginia gets credit for not voting for that dummy. Carter, unlike every other southern state. And they do give them credit, but it does show where statism held sway, and I guess a lot of government workers supported Ford. Some might say that results shows that Virginia was less southern than the other states but either way they were right on that one.
They say Trump might win Virginia this time I don’t believe it. I know the vast majority of County will vote for Trump just like they did twice, but in my opinion, there’s no way the deep state is going to lose in the deep state. I hope I’m wrong. It would be fun. Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:40 AM (qeUU4) 399
Morning, insomaniacals! I snapped awake about forty minutes ago, and tried to turn over and slip back into dreamland, but no go. Anyway, Monday is over, so we are 20% of the way to the weekend.
How's your Tuesday look? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:43 AM (omVj0) 400
Of Course people from every state have unsweet drinkers that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying something that is normal in a Southern state. I’ve seen it in parts of Texas and parts of Virginia.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (qeUU4) You’d be stunned at the amount of people who order unsweet tea in TX. Me, I want sweet tea, always, Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 During the period I lived in the UK, I occasionally partook of the Brit version of tea and enjoyed it, and Chinese restaurants often offer a well-prepared Green Tea which I like. Given the Slavic way of consuming tea, I wonder if the high number of immigrants from Eastern Europe who poured into Texas influenced how tea is consumed there - it's like how Shipley's, founded in Houston, offered and still offers Kolaches. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:48 AM (u/Zei) 401
Tuesday looks terrible. 105f 55%hum.
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 03:48 AM (dE25d) 402
it's like how Shipley's, founded in Houston, offered and still offers Kolaches.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:48 AM (u/Zei) As someone with quite a bit of Eastern European heritage, as it turns out - if it don’t have fruit filling, it ain’t a kolache. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:51 AM (8sMut) 403
They say Trump might win Virginia this time I don’t believe it. I know the vast majority of County will vote for Trump just like they did twice, but in my opinion, there’s no way the deep state is going to lose in the deep state. I hope I’m wrong. It would be fun.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:40 AM (qeUU4) Yeah. I get the sense that VA outside NoVA is quite based. But NoVA has too many people and will pull VA into the void with it. Why can’t those government types go to the MD SSR? It’s more their speed anyway. Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:53 AM (8sMut) 404
How's your Tuesday look?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere Well, we've all (so far, hopefully) defeated the universal trend towards entropy, so we've got that going for us. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:53 AM (u/Zei) 405
What a nicenight outside
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 03:55 AM (fwDg9) 406
How's your Tuesday look?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere * Well, we've all (so far, hopefully) defeated the universal trend towards entropy, so we've got that going for us. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 *** What Entropy Means to Me, George Alec Effinger Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0) 407
What a nicenight outside
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 *** Disgusting here, Skip, with 82 F. and a heat index of 90. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0) 408
403, yeah, they should definitely leave and MD is where they should go. Just throw that state away. I said this over and over, but for some reason it didn’t happen. Oh well, lol. Nova is a company town, and business is good.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:59 AM (qeUU4) 409
A 1971 episode of Cannon on MeTV. Amazing how 95% of the cars (mostly Fords, as usual with Quinn Martin shows) are American, big ones like Galaxies and Cannon's own Lincoln coupe, with the occasional Mustang, or a Cadillac coupe in a parking lot.
We didn't start seeing Mercedes on American TV shows, with rare exceptions, until later in the '70s. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0) 410
As someone with quite a bit of Eastern European heritage, as it turns out - if it don’t have fruit filling, it ain’t a kolache.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 I hadn't realized that - googling around does indicate that a Kolache is more commonly a pastry, and that does make sense. I think the Shipley's version was adopted from the local Czech population, but the traditional Czech Kolache is more in line with a pastry dish. You could make the argument that the Shipley's variant is a very American thing - traditional foods making their way into broader American culture and evolving and changing as they do so. Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 04:02 AM (u/Zei) 411
Even compact cars in early '70s shows were American, like Ford Pintos. Of course in 1971 we hadn't had the first oil "crisis" and people had not started turning to Japanese makes yet. TV would reflect that by the late '70s and early '80s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:03 AM (omVj0) 412
You could make the argument that the Shipley's variant is a very American thing - traditional foods making their way into broader American culture and evolving and changing as they do so.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 *** I'd love a donut . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:04 AM (omVj0) 413
Noodus pixyana
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:11 AM (omVj0) 414
I'd love a donut . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere Yeah, me too - a Shipley's cherry-filled or chocolate-filled would really fit the bill. An éclair would also work. Speaking of delicious pastries, a donut shop near my Mother-In-Law's home offers Bearclaws, which is awesome, but they make them to look like human hands. I mean almost literally, with a thumb, four fingers, and a palm. Has anyone else come across this, or is it just a local eccentricity that the donut shop so far doesn't feel the need to explain? Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 04:11 AM (u/Zei) 415
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I've never seen a bear claw with a thumb, and I've eaten a LOT of bear claws.
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