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Monday Overnight Open Thread (6/10/24)
Quote I "We absolutely want to preserve that unique social character, but at the same time we need to be responsible in how we're managing the beach," Paul Brar, a division manager with Metro Vancouver.<
Quote II “Men, it has been well said, think in herds; it will be seen that they go mad in herds, while they only recover their senses slowly, one by one.” Charles Mackay
The Canadian Cancer Society literally groveled before the transgender community claiming they use the term “cervix” as opposed to “front hole” for simplicity’s sake, because evidently men can have one too. Philanthropist Andrea Seale, who runs the cancer organization, gave the uber-woke nod to the LGBTQ+ community on a page that is dedicated to cervical cancer, something a transgender cannot possibly get. She genuflected under the “Words matter” section, according to the Daily Mail. “The non-profit said that ‘many’ non-binary people and transgender men have ‘mixed feelings’ or ‘feel distanced’ from the term cervix,” the media outlet reported.
Stock traders are trying to beat the market — by copying lawmakers
On this day: June 10, 2004 - Ray Charles
US singer, songwriter Ray Charles died aged 73. Glaucoma rendered Charles blind at the age of six. He scored the 1962 UK & US No.1 single 'I Can't Stop Loving You' plus over 30 other US Top 40 singles and the 2005 US No.1 album 'Genius Loves Company.' Charles who was married twice and fathered twelve children by nine different women appeared in the 1980 hit movie, The Blues Brothers was also the winner of 17 Grammy Awards. via thisdayinmusic.com
No citations issued. Cops were too busy handing out tonight's Genius Award.
TOPSHAM, Maine (AP) — A police investigator concluded no criminal charges were warranted after a lobster-themed monster truck clipped a power line, causing some scary moments with live wires falling to the ground. Two people were taken to hospitals. Several people were injured Saturday when utility poles snapped and a transformer tumbled to the ground at the Topsham Fairgrounds. Witnesses said some people were trapped in portable toilets, which had wires on them. Topsham Police Sgt. Mark Gilliam wrote in a report released Thursday that the driver was trapped in the cockpit because of a live power line and another wire was draped over an injured man on the ground. The injured spectator, who suffered a fractured vertebra, was taken to a hospital along with a woman experiencing back pain, he wrote. Others sought treatment on their own.
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Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
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Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 10, 2024 10:02 PM (hOUT3)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:03 PM (RIvkX)
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Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:03 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:03 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (bBaeH)
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (bBaeH)
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Georgia
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: 80's music fan at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (1oMKu)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (dZVON)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
That photo up top is amazing.
It will be interesting to see if the EU moves to the right far enough to save themselves.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Ray Charles at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (SYTee)
The ONT is produced in a facility where fish, dairy, eggs, nuts, gluten, caffeine and probably a dozen other allergens are present. Suck it up.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:01 PM
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I have a peanut allergy, so no one can have peanuts. Do you want to kill me, you selfish monsters?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (p4NUW)
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By my count it's the second hole, but what do I know.
Sheeeshh.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD)
so what
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:04 PM (bBaeH)
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Georgia
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM (jdHxK)
Also, What'd I Say
Posted by: Gref at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (5fDan)
Since they are light years away from EVER having one, I hear their distress. Understand, accept, feel sympathy?
Fuck no.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Stevie Wonder at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (jdHxK)
Massachusetts tax dollars at work, yo.
Cross examination resumes Wednesday morning.
Many YouTube channels are covering it. I prefer Andrea Burkhart.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 10:09 PM (ufFY8)
I normally like Dan Bongino, but he embarrassed himself today when at the end of his show, he said the only reason he didn’t discuss the conservative/populist/right wing landslide across Europe was that the Tory’s in the UK are forecasted to lose in the future.
Look, I realize he has to do several hours of a show every day, but he did this at the end of the show and someone should’ve just tackled him. The Tories are far left of the weakest George Bush senior ever had, They are like Michael Bloomberg, but who is left. The populist right in the UK is surging like crazy, Dan Bongino got all of this wrong every single bit about it, His biggest mistake was even commenting on it.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:09 PM (eBRp/)
Jerk.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD)
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He looked right through me.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd)
That was another Cuomo. But screw it, that shit was so shameful Chris should go ahead and apologize for it too.
And for the b.s. fake weightlifting he did.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (bBaeH)
Jerk.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (jGGMD)
I know. I saw him in the airport in Reno once, but he didn't see me.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd)
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That's the other douchebag gavone from Queens.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM
They are clearly not biologists.
Posted by: huerfano at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (v6JzV)
Where's the best place to live in Tennessee east of Knoxville?
Looking at final retirement location, golf, walking, taking it easy, etc.
So far Loudon looks nice.
Suggestions?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (W/lyH)
Until he did some cuck and gay shit.
I don't care what the brother does his fucking career is OVER.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (9yXr+)
That photo up top is amazing.
It will be interesting to see if the EU moves to the right far enough to save themselves.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U)
I don't care about the EU, what about the USA in November?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
Her ex-husband made no comment but is presumed to be relieved that this isn't his problem anymore.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (jGGMD)
FFS, what does this mean?! Maybe my nose...maybe my mouth, maybe an eyeball...orrr...maybe my belly button (innie or outie)?....
Stoopid lefties. Just fukin stop it you damn fools. Jeeez....
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Miklos, hazarding a guess at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (eBRp/)
Who in god's name wouldn't like Ray Charles ...
#hittheroadjack
Posted by: browndog up late at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (TTAGa)
And according to comments online, a large fraction of the "influx of folks coming in that have no interest in getting naked or enjoying the beach" are dot-Indian males.
The joys of multiculturalism...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna)
Her ex-husband made no comment but is presumed to be relieved that this isn't his problem anymore.
Posted by: Dr. T
NOT HIRING
Posted by: the Dixie Chicks at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Simple Sam'
Is this Math, or a story problem?
Doesn't matter I suck at both.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: LRob in OK at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (TSQkU)
That photo up top is amazing.
It will be interesting to see if the EU moves to the right far enough to save themselves.
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:07 PM (U3L4U)
I don't care about the EU, what about the USA in November?
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (QXQ4l)
300 million votes, Jack. The ballots are already certified!
Posted by: Joe B. from Scanton at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (5fDan)
Her ex-husband made no comment but is presumed to be relieved that this isn't his problem anymore.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (jGGMD)
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual?
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH)
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (H0LYt)
The cervix is the THIRD lower front hole, with urethral meatus and vaginal introitus being first and second...
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (v1d6l)
The only thing bigger than Cuomo's ego is his mouth.
What an ass.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (W/lyH)
To be fair, Fredo's
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (vD+o9)
Vancouver has had a large dot-Indian community for a long time, of course, but apparently the more recent arrivals are less inclined to observe local social norms.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
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What if nobody told it they were 12 different women?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (eBRp/)
Just a thought but I think I'd be taking the next exit.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte
We got a sauce for that.
Posted by: Heinz at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (wWqRd)
Yeah, that's a major fail on Bongino's part. Even if you don't understand what's actually happening in the UK, the news from France, Germany, the Netherlands, et al is worth a segment in itself.
This has the potential to be a generational shift in European politics.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Simple Sam'
That's a lot of dicks
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (WF/xn)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (B/O+Y)
The cervix is the THIRD lower front hole, with urethral meatus and vaginal introitus being first and second...
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (v1d6l)
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*writing notes*
*drawing diagram*
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:05 PM
Needed to be said. Thank you.
Posted by: Urethral Meatus Anti Defamatiion League at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (6gW4D)
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Yeah, they should keep their distance from cervix's. They don't need any of your accidental sperm.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (eBRp/)
European beaches aren't bad.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:16 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (eBRp/)
Posted by: sartorially unconcerned Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara
I saw urethral meatus open for every piss poor combo there ever was.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte
Headlines, mostly.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (jGGMD)
We need crayons and some paper. We can draw arrows to indicate the cervix is way up there. Front hole, back hole, neither are a cervix. These are doctors?
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Pam Grier, Jackie Brown.
I grew up with her and that role and performance was absolutely her peak. Jackie Brown. My God she was so beautiful in that movie. The final shots with Robert Foster, "Are you afraid of me?"
Yeah maybe a little!
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (eBRp/)
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SPLITTER!
Posted by: The Urethral Meatus Peoples Front at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)
We'll see.
Fringe parties tend to flourish in the European Parliament, precisely because the European Parliament has so little power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Miklos, in a state where that is even legal at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (eBRp/)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (B/O+Y)
Don't forget the troubled psychic kid and the ham-fisted allegory for alcoholism!
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (jGGMD)
Was fortunate to be at game 2 of 2001 World Series where Ray Charles sang America the Beautiful. Not a lot of dry eyes in the house. Randy Johnson threw a complete game for the Diamondbacks who beat the Yankees 4-0 that night. Matt Williams hit a 3-run homer in the 7th or 8th.
Posted by: scampdog at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (41CYW)
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual?
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH)
She wants to dry hump other broads.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (bBaeH)
Posted by: Legally Sufficient'
I believe each soul is created individually, so Hissy Fit exists in the afterlife. I'd like to see her again but it's enough to know she did 15+ years here, a lot longer than the usual street cat around my neighborhood. She'll be fine.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Piper
Real PhDs seem to be going the way of the dodo.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: All Hail Eris at June 10, 2024 10:08 PM (FkUwd)
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That was another Cuomo. But screw it, that shit was so shameful Chris should go ahead and apologize for it too.
And for the b.s. fake weightlifting he did.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:10 PM (bBaeH)
When Fredo was interviewing Randy Andy and brought out the giant Q-Tip, making fun of COVID testing and big noses, while the Guv was sending old people back to their assisted living facilities to die, that was quite enough for me. Fuck both of those bastards. With a barbed-wire wrapped pineapple.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (p4NUW)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:19 PM (eBRp/)
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I shall alert the media.
Posted by: Hobson at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte'
My Brotha! Never, never not hot. Hard to choose a peak but for me, Jackie Brown.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:21 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Simple Sam'
Is this Math, or a story problem?
Doesn't matter I suck at both.
Posted by: LenNeal
As long as they didn't talk, he probably felt that they were the same woman....
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (VNX3d)
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The margin of uncertainty around both those numbers has to be significant.
Posted by: Bigsmith at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (8koAw)
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:14 PM (vD+o9)
* * * *
I read that in an Alfred Hitchcock voice... with breathy intake...
Posted by: Legally Sufficient at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (U3L4U)
Posted by: teenage Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: The Urethral Meatus Peoples Front at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)
SQUIRTER!
Posted by: Urethral Meatus Anti Defamatiion League at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (6gW4D)
Fringe parties tend to flourish in the European Parliament, precisely because the European Parliament has so little power.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (uxCna)
Well, I did say "potential" for a reason. The neoliberal elite in Europe has proven itself very able at clinging to power, if nothing else.
Still and all, the fact that Germany gave 16- and 17-year-olds the right to vote in EU elections, only for them to turn around and cast a crapton of ballots for the AfD, amuses me to no end.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (jGGMD)
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
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Love is blind?
Posted by: Manfred My Man - Blinded by the light at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (/7KEl)
I hear what you’re saying European Parliament is not the same as taking over a nations Parliament. But the Euro Parliament sins laws that constrain the entire region it actually is a big deal. But I do understand your point in the sense that they allow the right to start off and win in that body yet somehow the left tends to find a way to win with their national governments, We will see.
But I say rejoice because this doesn’t happen in a vacuum these guys never got Rush Limbaugh, and the huge percentage of the European voters are voting for rush would vote for, What else can be said?
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:22 PM (eBRp/)
Being a lefty town, of course we have an oh-so-lovely 'pride' road.
As it should be, the high school kids skidded all over it!
You go, kiddos!!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (H0LYt)
LOL. Remember, Biden just cut an ad saying that "world leaders" hate Trump.
"Oh my God - Justin Trudeau doesn't like Trump!
Whatever shall we do???"
Trudeau made a statement denouncing the European election results. Methinks he senses a cold wind blowing towards Canada.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Auntie Miklos, having an Irish Coffee at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:24 PM (eBRp/)
*checks sleeve lengths*
Posted by: sartorially unconcerned Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (wWqRd)p.u[
I thought ING was a bank. It was prominent around 2006 or so. You know, right before everyone lost their shirt.
Posted by: Kindltot at June 10, 2024 10:24 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Simple Sam'
Wait, were they on a train, and at what point did any of the women peak in their film careers? I'm now confused.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:24 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH)
She wants to dry hump other broads.
Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian Who Lives In The Thawed Out Tundra at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (QXQ4l)
Or (as I suspect is true of many "bisexual" women) she wants the street-cred and media attention that comes with announcing she's open to dry humping other broads, without necessarily doing so.
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:25 PM (jGGMD)
I have one protuberance that I stick into my wife.
Women seem to have, like, 742, different moving parts “down there.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:25 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: The Urethral Meatus Peoples Front at June 10, 2024 10:18 PM (jdHxK)
SQUIRTER!
Posted by: Urethral Meatus
SITZPINKLER!
Posted by: Euro commiefags at June 10, 2024 10:25 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:26 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
THAT'S NOT TRUE!! It's NOT! You don't know anything!!!
*runs off sobbing*
Posted by: Dr. T at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (jGGMD)
I have one protuberance that I stick into my wife.
Women seem to have, like, 742, different moving parts “down there.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus'
And Fen thinks I'm a pervert. WTF.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (MoZTd)
"Oh my God - Justin Trudeau doesn't like Trump!
Whatever shall we do???"
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:23 PM (uxCna)
Wait, when did Canada get promoted to a 'world leading' country? Yeah, sure, maple syrup, but besides that? Prime ministers photographed in black face?
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (UWRAE)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:28 PM (MoZTd)
Peak, anything with his shirt off.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:28 PM (9yXr+)
From what I understand, both parties in a lesibian relationship have a headache every night.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (MoZTd)
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Lesbian Bed Death. It is apparently a thing.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: not that Miklos hasn't tried at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (O7YUW)
Posted by: Hedley Lamarr at June 10, 2024 10:27 PM (UWRAE)
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HAH! Not anymore.
Posted by: Chapter 7 Trustee at June 10, 2024 10:30 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Son of Dad at June 10, 2024 10:30 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:31 PM (8I4hW)
Part of me wants to blow off some serious fireworks this coming 4th of JULY with a BBQ and all that celebration...
Yet, there is a part of me that wants to hoist the colors upside down at midnight the day before.
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:31 PM (TDvv2)
I have never once used "protuberance" in a successful pickup line.
Posted by: not that Miklos hasn't tried at June 10, 2024 10:29 PM (wWqRd)
***
I am really, really happy to see you, and have you noticed this protuberance?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Son of Dad
So they will actually go and look for blinker fluid?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)
Posted by: Piper
Real PhDs seem to be going the way of the dodo.
Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 10:20 PM (vJiyU)
Indeed. I was going to say that the sygmoid colon is not a cervix...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (ynpvh)
Wasn't some guy prosecuted for doing this?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 10:34 PM (ynpvh)
Part of me wants to blow off some serious fireworks this coming 4th of JULY with a BBQ and all that celebration...
Yet, there is a part of me that wants to hoist the colors upside down at midnight the day before.
Posted by: Nightwatch
Embrace the power of And.
If the flag pole rope supports it, you could also raise the Gadsden flag or the Appeal to Heaven flag.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
So protuberance is not the new nickname for a giant schnoz but rather a giant schlong?
The things I learn here.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (gKDq2)
I am really, really happy to see you, and have you noticed this protuberance?
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
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It's not a nail it's a tooth.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (vD+o9)
There’s a well quoted line from Parks and Recreation when someone from Home Depot goes up to Ron Swanson, and Ron simply says, “I know more than you”. Look it is a fine line if you go onto somebody’s store and try to act like you’re the be all and you know everything you’re gonna come off as a douche. But I have seen people in wine stores that literally wouldn’t know a Cabernet from a Cabaret and they won’t leave you alone just to decide which one you wanna pick. Is this only happened a couple times I wouldn’t even mention it because I am very much not a first world problems, guy, but it is kind of a funny thing. At least realize you need to stop bothering someone when you literally have nothing to offer them.
OK, bring on the Rando hater that will comment on this lol.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (eBRp/)
If the flag pole rope supports it, you could also raise the Gadsden flag or the Appeal to Heaven flag.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:35 PM (VNX3d)
Can't think of a better day to burn some flags...antifa flag, Palestinian flag, pride flag, etc.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (W/lyH)
Woman movie, Rock N Rolla.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:37 PM (v6JzV)
Well... that depends, if occurring in a dark drinking establishment...may not be a factor as your "protuberance" might be missed in the shadows below and cause concern to the young lady to which you have just made this opening line.
Probably will be a miss...
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:37 PM (TDvv2)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 10:37 PM (GphIt)
Hit the Road Jack
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 10:38 PM (0Htd1)
I'm truly sorry about your protuberance. I hope it clears up quickly! These things can go bad if unattended....🥺
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:38 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (jdHxK)
That guy was a saint and he was there at the right time, And he was still a kid in high school. They gave me the employee discount for the spark plug. So that’s a shout out for someone doing their job and actually doing it above and beyond, And really, Saving my ass.
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (eBRp/)
Hit the Road Jack
Posted by: nerdygirl
That would make a great song for Biden Hecklers!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:39 PM (VNX3d)
OK, bring on the Rando hater that will comment on this lol.
Posted by: Quint'
I work nights at a low-income supermarket in Rust Belt Midwest. There is a 'college' near us like Oberlin and we occasionally have puked up into our aisles people as you describe. Thankfully we don't have to put up with their fucking shit at 03:00.
I've told more than one batch of trans/furries, "The entire State stops selling booze. We have Sterno."
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:40 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:40 PM (/7KEl)
These people have some nerve don't they? Not one of them, in the press, or especially elected in office, gives an everloving rat shit about any of us or even their own voters.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 10:41 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:40 PM (/7KEl)
LMAO Democrats sure have a funny way of taking responsibility.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 10:41 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Son of Dad
So they will actually go and look for blinker fluid?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)
My local O'Reilly's has a woman there who reminds me of Heidi on Tool Time. Smart too. Knows her stuff.
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:41 PM (W/lyH)
Posted by: Pug Mahon at June 10, 2024 10:42 PM (hZc6Q)
Posted by: Nightwatch at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (TDvv2)
Thanks.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (rzh2a)
Posted by: Diogenes
Yes, Miss West, there is no gun in my pocket, I am indeed happy to see you
Posted by: Protuberantly Exuberant Miklos at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (wWqRd)
The joys of multiculturalism...
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 10, 2024 10:12 PM (uxCna)
And, judging by his name, Paul Brar is a Sikh. (Brar, sometimes Berar, is a very popular Sikh surname).
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (GphIt)
1. France has promised to send 5 Mirage fighters to launch cruise missiles. It appears the Ukrainians have run out of the Soviet era planes that they were using.
2. The Russians have opened up yet another sector near the northeast city of Sumy. The armchair generals are excited, but at a minimum it means the Ukrainians have to divert yet more men and equipment, stretching them yet thinner.
3. The Ukrainians are holding on in the Kharkov sector. As expected, this has resulted in Russians grinding forward elsewhere.
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:43 PM (B/O+Y)
It totally depends on who you get. I've gotten old guys who were worthless and young kids who were encyclopedias.
Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:44 PM (9yXr+)
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (CHHv1)
My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Palinka and chamomile tea.
Posted by: Hungarian Grandma at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (eBRp/)
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl)
My punishment for introducing the word “protuberance” onto the thread, I suppose.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (v6JzV)
"Georgia..... Georgia.... the whooooooole day through...."
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It caused perturbations.
Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 10:47 PM (S6gqv)
Posted by: Quint at June 10, 2024 10:47 PM (eBRp/)
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl)
Somebody should tip him over, like a cow.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:48 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at June 10, 2024 10:48 PM (V5BDR)
My world is crashing down around my ears!
Next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jackson was a kiddie diddler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK)
Cats
Posted by: browndog chases the Zamboni at June 10, 2024 10:50 PM (TTAGa)
Posted by: Diogenes at June 10, 2024 10:32 PM (W/lyH)
Is that half a roll of Tums in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
Posted by: A Waffle House 3 at June 10, 2024 10:50 PM (B/O+Y)
My world is crashing down around my ears!
Next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jackson was a kiddie diddler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK)
I wasn't a party to his private life, so I don't much care, but I bet his 12 kids do.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:50 PM (sRfrW)
Posted by: Lilly Von Shtupp at June 10, 2024 10:51 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: tankdemon at June 10, 2024 10:51 PM (eZILv)
Posted by: tankdemon
Who Are You to try to fool The Who?
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 10, 2024 10:53 PM (VNX3d)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:54 PM (8I4hW)
Well. Yes.
I've seen many a protuberance cured this way...But, as you know, there are many more pleasant ways....😜
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 10:54 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: Miklos, defending Darleen's Honor at June 10, 2024 10:56 PM (wWqRd)
We need crayons and some paper. We can draw arrows to indicate the cervix is way up there. Front hole, back hole, neither are a cervix. These are doctors?
Posted by: Piper at June 10, 2024 10:17 PM (p4NUW)
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Yes
Posted by: Doctor Pap Schmeer at June 10, 2024 10:57 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mindful webworker -sweet souls at June 10, 2024 10:58 PM (+htsy)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 10:54 PM (8I4hW)
I wonder what that refrigerant sells for in Mexico?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 10:58 PM (LJIE1)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 10:58 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 10, 2024 10:59 PM (ufFY8)
Posted by: tcn in AK
"We want a piece of the pie-ey-ey-ey"
Posted by: Miklos, singinging in best The Jeffersons Theme Song voice at June 10, 2024 10:59 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #07 at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It caused perturbations.
Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
Particularly peculiar perturbations.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
Posted by: Miklos, petulantly perturbed at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Son of Dad
So they will actually go and look for blinker fluid?
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 10:33 PM (WXNFJ)
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Yes and will ask if you want the orange or the green one.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #08 at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (RIvkX)
I think they still R12 in Mexico. Banned in USA and Canada for spurious environmental reasons.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (LJIE1)
Posted by: PabloD at June 10, 2024 11:02 PM (wcpmT)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 10, 2024 11:02 PM (v6JzV)
Posted by: Nathan Honeycum Sweetdick, Esq. at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: OrangeEnt
You too?
Posted by: Nathan Honeycum Sweetdick, Esq. at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (wWqRd)
LOL, that's so bad...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm)
I went to a gaming convention in Dallas/Fort Worth this weekend at the DFW Westin. Looking over the emailed “folio” today and there’s a charge for the hotel’s restaurant/bar—I never ate there. It’s currently after normal business hours but I figured I’d call them anyway.
The person answering the phone said, I’ll have to send that to accounting, they’ll look into it and should call you back, and I’m thinking, okay, no problem, I’ll have to give them a call on Wednesday when they don’t call back Tuesday.
Less than an hour later I get a call from the hotel, same person, she says “I looked into it and it was a different guest who mixed up their room number. I’ve refunded the amount.”
Promise low and deliver high. Almost wanted to say, just refund it to yourself for being so competent.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 10, 2024 11:04 PM (EXyHK)
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual?
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH)
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Is that like a bivalve? She's a mollusk? Will CBD eat it?
Posted by: United Crustacean Societies at June 10, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
My world is crashing down around my ears!
Next thing you'll tell me is that Michael Jackson was a kiddie diddler.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 10:49 PM (jdHxK)
Oh, it's worse than that. Now what's worse than being a kiddie diddling? Michael Jackson was white!
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 11:05 PM (gKDq2)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 10, 2024 11:05 PM (RIvkX)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
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Is this a code phrase?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 11:06 PM (jdHxK)
Posted by: RickZ
The nose knows.
Posted by: as Miklos vaguely recalls at June 10, 2024 11:07 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: PabloD at June 10, 2024 11:02 PM (wcpmT)
I'll go with Kate Smith's 'God Bless America'. (The only classy thing the Flyers, or Philadelphia overall, gave the world. She's now cancelled in Philly, BTW.)
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (gKDq2)
Thanks MisHum and all Hordesters! Y'all are the absolute best!
Posted by: COMountainMarie at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (H0LYt)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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Goonie women cut them off.
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (vD+o9)
206 55 43 In other "Pride" Month news, failed country music singer Maren Morris just announced that she is bisexual.
In a world of 57 sexualities, what does it even mean to be bisexual?
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 10:13 PM (bBaeH)
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Is that like a bivalve? She's a mollusk? Will CBD eat it?
Posted by: United Crustacean Societies at June 10, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)
If you pull two legs off a spider, does that make it an insect?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Some Rat at June 10, 2024 11:08 PM (vJiyU)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
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Is this a code phrase?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 11:06 PM (jdHxK)
Fatburger >>> Fatberg-er
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:09 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino
Right so I'll tell a story I've never told here because I don't like to talk about my actual self. So my family from my grandmother down to me has, well, let's call it "something". On the night my wife's father passed in 2005, it was eerie and we were just sitting in silence. He was across an ocean at the time unfortunately.
After maybe an hour or so who knows, I told her that I know this is weird but I feel like he's "over there" in our dining room. I just told her I felt something.
Even more bizarre I told her I had a message for her and it made no sense to me and I felt stupid even saying it but I was going to say it anyway. And the message was literally "something something it were blue".
Now you have to remember the Brits have this weird fucking way of speaking and actually "it were blue" could be a normal sentence from them (meaning "it is blue") even though it sounded stupid to me. All I could think of was the sky. Anyway, my wife immediately informed me of something I had, hand to God, absolutely never heard - Blue was her dad's dog. Blue had turned on him. And he had had to put Blue down.
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:09 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: Miklos at Station HYPO at June 10, 2024 11:10 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The driveway scene from "The World According to Garp" makes it's appearance.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)
When the history of the last 50 years is written, this will be the subtitle.
Posted by: Renaissance Troglodyte at June 10, 2024 11:11 PM (bBaeH)
More frequent in the population than you might think.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:11 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched
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True. You find a cervix in the most unlikeliest of places!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 10, 2024 11:12 PM (jdHxK)
Because the globalist cause says all white Christian nationalists Are The Enemy. But that is the tribe I can align with. But I prefer the US constitution .. over "anti-Wokeness".
Posted by: illiniwek at June 10, 2024 11:12 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Big Mike at June 10, 2024 11:13 PM (wWqRd)
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But he was great in 'No Way Out'. Any movie with Gene Hackman is bound to be good.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #08 at June 10, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Because the globalist cause says all white Christian nationalists Are The Enemy. But that is the tribe I can align with. But I prefer the US constitution .. over "anti-Wokeness".
Posted by: illiniwek at June 10, 2024 11:12 PM (Cus5s)
I saw somewhere that the world is populated by around 20% white people; that makes white people a minority.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
There are two kinds of people in the world. People who enjoy watching The Conversation and people who wonder why Shirley is being spied on by Lex Luthor and Indiana Jones.
Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at June 10, 2024 11:16 PM (EXyHK)
The Postman made me swoon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:16 PM (HXGNm)
The Postman made me swoon.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:16 PM (HXGNm)
I think that's what John Kasich's mom said.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:17 PM (ynpvh)
The 1972 and 1984 landslides were 49 to 1. DC picked the pathetic democrat, and gave its 3 electoral votes then. Both of these were reason enough, in retrospect, to move outsiders into the top six or seven levels of government. Simply getting a new commander in chief was woefully inadequate.
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2024 11:17 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Non Hispanic White Men, are according to the Census, 27% of the US Population.
Note, that does NOT include any of the recent 'asylum seekers'... so I'd wager we are now below 25%.
Yes, minority... and the ONLY demographic that can be legally discriminated against.
Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (xaFKb)
Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (lhenN)
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: the Amazon Guy at June 10, 2024 11:21 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: COMountainMarie
Palinka and chamomile tea.
Posted by: Hungarian Grandma at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (wWqRd)
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Ghost Pepper ointment.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #09 at June 10, 2024 11:21 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:15 PM (ynpvh)
Non Hispanic White Men, are according to the Census, 27% of the US Population.
Note, that does NOT include any of the recent 'asylum seekers'... so I'd wager we are now below 25%.
Yes, minority... and the ONLY demographic that can be legally discriminated against.
Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (xaFKb)
2nd Largest minority in Kalifornia.
" In 2022, the number of Hispanic and Latino residents in California had surpassed the number of White residents, with about 15.73 million Hispanics compared to 13.2 million white residents. "
http://tiny.cc/vlmiyz
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:22 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update
Capsaicin is a common topical pain reliever.
Just not THERE
Posted by: Miklos learnt from the Wisdom of the Ancient Maya at June 10, 2024 11:23 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Bob, NSA.. at June 10, 2024 11:19 PM (xaFKb)
Jews: Hold our beer
Posted by: ... at June 10, 2024 11:23 PM (lX8VI)
Posted by: nurse ratched
Oh yeah?
Posted by: the Amazon Guy
What can Brown do for you?
Posted by: the UPS Guy at June 10, 2024 11:25 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update
Capsaicin is a common topical pain reliever.
Just not THERE
Posted by: Miklos learnt from the Wisdom of the Ancient Maya at June 10, 2024 11:23 PM (wWqRd)
Hah! Told a story of someone who didn't wash their hands after handling she pretty spicy chiles. It required medical attention.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:26 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It caused perturbations.
Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
Particularly peculiar perturbations.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
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Known to increase populations.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #10 at June 10, 2024 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
It caused perturbations.
Posted by: Miklos, playing nice at June 10, 2024 10:46 PM (wWqRd)
Particularly peculiar perturbations.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 10, 2024 11:00 PM (ynpvh)
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Known to increase populations.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #10 at June 10, 2024 11:27 PM (qfLjt)
Nuh-Uh.
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #08 at June 10, 2024 11:13 PM (qfLjt)
Movie on the TV now is "Geronimo: An American Legend" with Gene Hackman, Robert Duvall and a 23 year old Matt Damon. Damon looks like a 16 year old.
I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: The NBA at June 10, 2024 11:29 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm)
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Is that like probates?
MrBates? ..... wait ...
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #11 at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: possibly, probably Miklos the prodigy at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (S6gqv)
Sorry, not sorry. Ray Chatles' "America the Beautiful" is both moving and heartfelt. Piss off if you think otherwise.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Is It Me, Or Is It Getting Sexy In Here? at June 10, 2024 11:31 PM (v9Ghg)
Posted by: The NBA at June 10, 2024 11:32 PM (mH6SG)
Posted by: Son of Dad
All I know is, the guy at AutoZone was able to replace the battery in my key fob. I'm not hard to impress.
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen and Curtis, the Manager at June 10, 2024 11:33 PM (wWqRd)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:34 PM (8I4hW)
Posted by: nurse ratched
The driveway scene from "The World According to Garp" makes it's appearance.
Posted by: Tonypete at June 10, 2024 11:10 PM (WXNFJ)
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Ouch, what an 'overbite'!
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #12 at June 10, 2024 11:35 PM (qfLjt)
YOU WAS BANNED FROM THE WAFFLE HOUSE
Posted by: Darleen, Marleen, and Charleen and Curtis, the Manager at June 10, 2024 11:33 PM (wWqRd)
Don't be coy. These sweet babies no a restraining order can't restrain our love.
Posted by: Is It Me, Or Is It Getting Sexy In Here? at June 10, 2024 11:36 PM (v9Ghg)
Posted by: Don Black at June 10, 2024 10:45 PM (/7KEl)
Somebody should tip him over, like a cow.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 10, 2024 10:48 PM (sRfrW)
Thanks for the tip. I did go look. Wow, is all I can say. Biden is literally frozen. Also, look at that line of folks - obese black woman in skin-tight mini dress next to her obese partner; a MTF tranny with a crappy beard wearing a sparkle dress; Kamala and her weak white husband. Perfect illustration of this Admin; not a normal person in the bunch.
Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at June 10, 2024 11:37 PM (s6PBU)
To be fair he probably didn't always who he was doing.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:37 PM (8I4hW)
To be fair he probably didn't always who he was doing.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:37 PM (8I4hW)
If he a'int see his pee-pee, ya' can't find no patrimony.
Posted by: Jackie Chiles at June 10, 2024 11:40 PM (v9Ghg)
I'm not sure about movies with a colon in the title.
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW)
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You'd surmise they stink ......!
Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
Ray Charles probably never fucked anybody under fifteen, 0K, well, thirteen, if he could tell the difference...
Posted by: Dr. Nick Riviara at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (v1d6l)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (0Htd1)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW)
Those are Hot!
Posted by: Pete Buttigeig at June 10, 2024 11:44 PM (N965F)
Migrants from all but six countries in what border patrol calls the ‘eastern hemisphere’ – made up of Africa, Asia, Australia, and Europe – who cross illegally into the San Diego border sector will be released into the US according to the memo, first reported by the Washington Examiner.
[cut] President Biden’s new border rules went into effect last Wednesday and mean new asylum applications
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 11:45 PM (vD+o9)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 11:46 PM (XkYcA)
_gatewaypundit
Posted by: Braenyard at June 10, 2024 11:47 PM (vD+o9)
*things michelle obama might say*
*pours bourbon* ONT Greetings, Horde. CHEERS!
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at June 10, 2024 11:48 PM (e6UQI)
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #14 at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Love is Love is Reggie Love at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (wWqRd)
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update
*reports for duty*
Posted by: Miklos von Lettow-Vorbeck at June 10, 2024 11:53 PM (wWqRd)
Of course, that's the memories of someone who was a hormone-ridden teenager :-)
Here's a unique take on _You Are My Sunshine_. Pay attention to the band break. He could select some great musicians.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ouip-F9oL-c
And this one of _I Can't Stop Loving You_. Despite the typical 50's overproduction of a full string orchestra and chorus, he manages to express the emotion of the song.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=YDqwmaI_IdU
He was quite aware of how over the top it is, his comment, "Sing the song, children", sotto voce, makes that clear.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 10, 2024 11:53 PM (U8bcC)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 10, 2024 11:54 PM (8sMut)
https://mol.im/a/13514359
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #15 at June 10, 2024 11:54 PM (qfLjt)
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #14 at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
Was he flown by the pilot of the plane that crashed and killed the Iranian President?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 10, 2024 11:55 PM (8sMut)
Posted by: Skip at June 10, 2024 11:55 PM (fwDg9)
Posted by: nerdygirl at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (0Htd1)
There's no way Joey Bidet makes it to the election as the Dem nominee. They're already greasing the skids with the earliest ever 'presidential debate', before even a nomination. Once it becomes all too apparent Dementia Joe has lost the few marbles he ever had, the Dems'll swap him out. Who is the big question? Kamalalaladingdong? They'll buy her off with something juicy to get out of the way as they know she has no shot. Gruesome Newsom? Why not? A pretty face sells and his face is plastered; takes after his aunt on that score. Big Mike? I don't think even a black Democrat would save them at this point. Too many blacks talking about how bad the Dems are in general, not just how shitty Biden is. And there's not a lot of love for Barry, either. Barry's one of THEM now while Trump's one of US. Funny weird how that worked out. The Mug Shot (Trademark). That was a big self-inflicted, chest-sucking wound by the Dems.
Posted by: RickZ at June 10, 2024 11:56 PM (gKDq2)
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Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (9yXr+)
Let's have him play the love interest for Whitney Houston's character!
Posted by: Hollywood casting geniuses at June 10, 2024 11:57 PM (llON8)
https://mol.im/a/13515003
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #16 at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW)
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You'd surmise they stink ......!
Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn’t be seen either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv)
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #14 at June 10, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)
I don't suppose the plane just happened to be carrying the country's gold reserves?
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (B/O+Y)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 10, 2024 11:46 PM (XkYcA)
Juneteenth began as a local TX holiday. As for that clickbait ad you reference. other such questions...
"Should illegal aliens be allowed to vote in U.S. elections?"
"Should Donald Trump go to prison?"
And other no brainer questions designed to get you to click. God, I HATE computer ads, and only convinces me further that only scam artists advertise online.
What next? "Should the Constitution be abolished?"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (8sMut)
https://mol.im/a/13515071
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #17 at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (qfLjt)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW)
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You'd surmise they stink ......!
Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn't be seen either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv)
What about in a cereal brand name?
Posted by: Phil Hartman at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (llON8)
https://mol.im/a/13513343
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
I never click on them. I figure the answer is reported to some unsavory group.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 12:02 AM (XkYcA)
https://tinyurl.com/yc89enz8
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update
Haha! Silly me!
Posted by: Toonces the Cat Who Can Fly A Plane at June 11, 2024 12:02 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 12:03 AM (XkYcA)
Runs on my dad's side. We call it second sight. But my mom gets flashes of it, too, although she doesn't believe in it.
Case in point, when I was still a teenager, a friend's father was going in for surgery, fairly routine. My friend and her mom wanted me to stay with them at the hospital and then spend the night, as they were always kind of skittish when the dad/husband wasn't home. Well, he made it through the surgery just fine, we went home, but in the middle of the night we got the call that he had taken a turn and we needed to get back to the hospital. So we rushed back, and about 10 minutes after we got there, he died, then about 10 minutes after that, we're all sitting there in shock and my mom walks in, saying she was so sorry to hear he had died, etc, but the thing is, no one had told her. She swore that I had called her, woke her up out of a sound sleep, crying and she couldn't make out what I was saying , but knew what must have happened, so she came right over to the hospital.
But I didn't call her. No one called her, no one had called anyone, we hadn't even called the other siblings yet.
Posted by: Tammy-al Thor at June 11, 2024 12:05 AM (Vvh2V)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm)
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Is that like probates?
MrBates? ..... wait ...
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #11 at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
You never want to do a probate a 2nd time...that would make you a reprobate.
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 11, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 11, 2024 12:02 AM (XkYcA)
Not that I thought you did...I was just commenting on how stupid online ads are. I constantly roll my eyes at them.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:06 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 10, 2024 11:01 PM (0eaVi)
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Is this a code phrase?
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43)
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It's a CA burger chain, mostly in SoCal.
If it was spelled with two "Ts" , it would have been a concert.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (U8bcC)
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 10, 2024 11:03 PM (HXGNm)
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Is that like probates?
MrBates? ..... wait ...
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #11 at June 10, 2024 11:30 PM (qfLjt)
You never want to do a probate a 2nd time...that would make you a reprobate.
Posted by: Trans Sec Petey at June 11, 2024 12:05 AM (ynpvh)
There Is Nothing More Important That Being Gay
Posted by: Pride Month Message at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (mH6SG)
Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn’t be seen either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv)
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Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
Our White House Fairy Princess deserves that. Besides, you expect those thieves to pay a damn dime?
We should just shut up about it. Who are we to judge the love of a Dr. Dr. step-mom and her crackhead, (underage) whore-mongering step-son?
We are blessed to have such an execrable First Family.
Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (gKDq2)
Posted by: I-Ching Is For Fags at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (v9Ghg)
If it was spelled with two "Ts" , it would have been a concert.
Posted by: buddhaha at June 11, 2024 12:07 AM (U8bcC)
I assume it's the one they referenced in Sanford and Son. I thought it was just made up for the show, until I saw one in town.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 12:09 AM (0eaVi)
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Posted by: LenNeal at June 10, 2024 10:36 PM (9yXr+)
Let's have him play the love interest for Whitney Houston's character!
Posted by: Hollywood casting geniuses at June 10, 2024 11:57 PM (llON
Wouldn't that be necrophilia today?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: javems at June 10, 2024 11:28 PM (8I4hW)
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You'd surmise they stink ......!
Posted by: Ciampino - Colorectal #13 at June 10, 2024 11:43 PM (qfLjt)
Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn't be seen either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv)
What about in a cereal brand name?
Posted by: Phil Hartman at June 10, 2024 11:59 PM (llON
That blows.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:11 AM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2024 12:12 AM (D7oie)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
Our White House Fairy Princess deserves that. Besides, you expect those thieves to pay a damn dime?
We should just shut up about it. Who are we to judge the love of a Dr. Dr. step-mom and her crackhead, (underage) whore-mongering step-son?
We are blessed to have such an execrable First Family.
Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (gKDq2)
Statist/Socialists hate a society like ours which is dynamic and makes class distinctions meaningless (you can start out poor and be middle class in no time if you want, for example; it's in a constant state of flux). They's rather there be two classes: rulers and everyone else. Their constant aching for a "classless society" notwithstanding. For let's face it, even in so called classless Communist countries, there are the elite and everyone else. In the GDR either you lived at Wandlitz or you were toe jam.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:12 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Idaho Spudboy at June 10, 2024 10:15 PM (B/O+Y)"
***********
This plot has promise.
Posted by: Ed Wood at June 11, 2024 12:12 AM (xxG/v)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (mH6SG)
Do I have a place for you, then:
PenisLand.net
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:14 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13514817
Great video snippets of tunnels with bathrooms, etc. Big explosions seen from the air, etc.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:14 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 11, 2024 12:15 AM (S6gqv)
Colons should be seen and not heard. Well they shouldn’t be seen either.
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 10, 2024 11:58 PM (S6gqv)
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Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (8sMut)
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Posted by: Only Halfway There at June 11, 2024 12:15 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13513343
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01
Thanks C, I have been wondering about that. Now why should the taxpayers pay for a trip to deal with family matters?
Posted by: Farmer at June 11, 2024 12:15 AM (55Qr6)
Sounds like my plan to propose marriage to a 1,000 Dreamers and then sell them into slavery in Bahrain.
Posted by: We're all Dreamers, in the end at June 11, 2024 12:16 AM (v9Ghg)
They could make a movie about me, but I am now a Bad Person.
Posted by: Cristobal Colon at June 11, 2024 12:17 AM (wWqRd)
Sounds like my plan to propose marriage to a 1,000 Dreamers and then sell them into slavery in Bahrain.
Posted by: We're all Dreamers, in the end at June 11, 2024 12:16 AM (v9Ghg)
Or those foreign wives ads...get a wife from Ukraine!
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:17 AM (ynpvh)
They could make a movie about me, but I am now a Bad Person.
Posted by: Cristobal Colon at June 11, 2024 12:17 AM (wWqRd)
Call it a Colonic.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:18 AM (ynpvh)
https://mol.im/a/13515011
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #19 at June 11, 2024 12:19 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Mail Oder Brides by Miklos (se habla Ukrainski) at June 11, 2024 12:20 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 12:12
I've read that Lenin's wife relly like to use Nicholas and Alexandra's dining room table. Very enamored of it.
Posted by: Farmer at June 11, 2024 12:20 AM (55Qr6)
Posted by: Farmer
Lenin's wife was nothing to write home to the gulag about.
Posted by: Miklos Isayevich Solzhenitsyn at June 11, 2024 12:23 AM (wWqRd)
https://mol.im/a/13513343
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #18 at June 11, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)
that is a looooong way to go to intimidate a jury and the defendant
Posted by: Kindltot at June 11, 2024 12:23 AM (D7oie)
The historic St. Anne's Church (1907) was destroyed by a fire in Toronto today.
100 churches in Canada were destroyed, vandalized, or desecrated since 2021.
https://tinyurl.com/3u3xef4e
And...
https://tinyurl.com/3xd4td74
news story link
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Fire Marshal is investigating to see if arson. BTW, it was an Anglican church.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:24 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: znkScqEQhusmAjXP at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (GvnM7)
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I'll bet that he is insured with Progressive.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: znkScqEQhusmAjXP at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (GvnM7)
Looks like poor Sid has had a stroke.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 12:28 AM (N965F)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 11, 2024 12:29 AM (+qILM)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:30 AM (mH6SG)
Noam Chomsky, 95, ‘no longer able to talk’ after famed intellectual suffered ‘medical event’
https://tinyurl.com/bdzhunnt
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #20 at June 11, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)
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He finally shutup.
Noam Chomsky, 95, ‘no longer able to talk’ after famed intellectual suffered ‘medical event’
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Maybe Chomsky *was* Sid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
Remote typing. It was Ray Charles. He wasn't really good at keyboarding....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 12:33 AM (0eaVi)
I still don't think Europe can vote its way out of the Eurabia doom loop, though, but... I sure hope I'm wrong.
Their deep state is much worse than our deep state, in terms of being impossible to dislodge.
Apparently, the election results in Europe were the result of scary white racism. Period, the end. Nothing more to say. Neo-Nazi white people prevailed. Tragic.
Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:34 AM (NLIak)
Noam Chomsky, 95, ‘no longer able to talk’ after famed intellectual suffered ‘medical event’
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Maybe Chomsky *was* Sid.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
Chomsky wasn't that stupid, despite being a horrible person, and it looks like his stroke took place a few months ago, and is only now being revealed.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 12:34 AM (N965F)
Posted by: Miklos in the Realm of Possibilities at June 11, 2024 12:34 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: znkScqEQhusmAjXP at June 11, 2024 12:26 AM (GvnM7)
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What's that, znkScqEQhusmAjXP?! Ace has fallen down a well?!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:35 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:36 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
He himself (and through contracts with his wife) became quite wealthy from contracts with the US Dept. of Defense.
Posted by: Miklos so recalls at June 11, 2024 12:37 AM (wWqRd)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:35 AM (ZdexC)
Arf! Arf! Arf! (runs in circles)
Posted by: Lassie at June 11, 2024 12:37 AM (N965F)
https://www.youtube.com/live/meSOn4kSky0
https://www.twitch.tv/smokenscan
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #21 at June 11, 2024 12:38 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 11, 2024 12:40 AM (N965F)
Bad toupee Nate is bangin' the "replace Biden now!" drum bigtime.
He also urges that the GOP replace Trump too, but... down in hell they want ice water, Nate.
Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:42 AM (NLIak)
https://tinyurl.com/yrsxrzp2
Ou lá lá
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #23 at June 11, 2024 12:43 AM (qfLjt)
https://trib.al/hiopxwv
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #24 at June 11, 2024 12:45 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 12:45 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: RickZ at June 11, 2024 12:47 AM (gKDq2)
Press Secretary Karine Jean-Pierre On Biden’s Plagiarism Accusations: “He didn't plagiarize. He copied.”
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I assume the Reagan Pointe du Hoc speech.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:48 AM (ZdexC)
Because we love Moderna products .......
Covid-flu combination vaccine shows positive results in late-stage trial, Moderna says
https://tinyurl.com/5n934xtm
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #25 at June 11, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
The historic St. Anne's Church (1907) was destroyed by a fire in Toronto today.
100 churches in Canada were destroyed, vandalized, or desecrated since 2021.
https://tinyurl.com/3u3xef4e
And...
https://tinyurl.com/3xd4td74
news story link
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Fire Marshal is investigating to see if arson. BTW, it was an Anglican church.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:24 AM (ZdexC)
Hope this guy isn't doing it.
https://youtu.be/EEnefkpRfHE
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:53 AM (ynpvh)
He’s doing it again…
https://tinyurl.com/3nbzam5x
29 seconds; Biden doesn't know where to go, again.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:56 AM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 11, 2024 12:32 AM (XeU6L)
Remote typing. It was Ray Charles. He wasn't really good at keyboarding....
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 12:33 AM (0eaVi)
apparently Ray Charles knew his old neighborhood so well he could ride his bike through it. At least that's the story.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh)
Covid-flu combination vaccine shows positive results in late-stage trial, Moderna says
https://tinyurl.com/5n934xtm
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #25 at June 11, 2024 12:52 AM (qfLjt)
Killing more than ever?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
He’s doing it again…
https://tinyurl.com/3nbzam5x
29 seconds; Biden doesn't know where to go, again.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 11, 2024 12:56 AM (ZdexC)
In his pants, of course.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 01:00 AM (ynpvh)
paid post by Wells Fargo"
Thanks, Wells Fargo. I'll remember you did that.
Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 01:03 AM (NLIak)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #26 at June 11, 2024 01:03 AM (qfLjt)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 11, 2024 12:57 AM (ynpvh)
I think that's true. I heard he ran into his friends at the barbershop, the grocery store, the liquor store, and the wall at the end of the street.
Posted by: OrangeEnt at June 11, 2024 01:05 AM (0eaVi)
Jerk.
Posted by: Dr. T
But he knows you still tuck your shirt tails into your underwear.
Posted by: DaveA at June 11, 2024 01:10 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: mnw at June 11, 2024 01:11 AM (NLIak)
1.) literately explode.
b - Be so happy they STFU.
looks like a win-win
Posted by: DaveA at June 11, 2024 01:11 AM (FhXTo)
Posted by: Sandra Flook at June 11, 2024 12:08 AM (mH6SG)
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I thought it was the cervix thread at first but then it turned colonic and formed protuberances everywhere.
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #27 at June 11, 2024 01:14 AM (qfLjt)
A friend at work told me about a charity event she and her mother attended somewhere in the Pacific Northwest. Kevin Costner had just wrapped shooting on a film there, and he was the draw for the event, which was mostly a gathering of folks with XX chromosomes. The highlight of the evening was auctioning off a toilet seat from Costner's hotel room which he had personally autographed. Bidding was frenzied, and my friend's mom won by a bid somewhere in the 7000 dollar range.
I could be wrong, but women paying several grand to acquire a seat graced by Costner's rear end could constitute proof that women found him extremely attractive.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:18 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:18 AM (u/Zei)
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What was the Hotel's cut?
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #28 at June 11, 2024 01:20 AM (qfLjt)
Publisher’s weekly.
https://shorturl.at/s21nw
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:23 AM (g4IcW)
Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #28
That would be interesting to know - they may have just considered the publicity reward enough. Especially if the film was a hit - "Kevin Costner, Hollywood Legend and Star of (insert film title) stayed here! Book your rooms now!"
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:28 AM (u/Zei)
Publisher’s weekly.
https://shorturl.at/s21nw
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:23 AM (g4IcW)
Behind a wall.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 01:29 AM (8sMut)
It would have to be. You were nearing the Caspian Sea forever. You shoulda got there long ago.
: o )
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 01:30 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 01:35 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 01:36 AM (qeUU4)
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:38 AM (0s/yl)
Two things I do know about French politics is for the last 40 years. They have based their system on the idea that the French should be in control of Europe as a whole. To them, it is about controlling Europe as a counterweight to the US so the European parliament and the rules they can place on all of Europe, a heck of a lot.
The second thing I know the president is more powerful than the American presidency. It is more similar to the head of Russia. In many European governments, the parliament is everything in the president is nothing not so in France. So the French Parliament, of course, would be great for conservatives to win at least the right kind of conservatives, But if you look at it from a French perspective, the European Parliament is probably bigger and even in a month they won’t be voting on the French presidency.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 01:39 AM (qeUU4)
(I should also mention that the belief is also found in the Ozarks, parts of Canada, and the Northwoods region of the US) The blood-stopper was an individual who supposedly had the ability to cause uncontrolled bleeding in a human or an animal to cease.
The whole thing worked by reciting Ezekiel 16:6:
And when I passed by thee, and saw thee polluted in thine own blood, I said unto thee when thou wast in thy blood, Live; yea, I said unto thee when thou wast in thy blood, Live.
The blood-stopper would sometimes walk eastwards while reciting the verse, and didn't necessarily have to be near the ailing animal or person. The ability was supposedly passed down through the family bloodline, with the new blood-stopper being a different gender than the previous. Insofar as I can tell, the belief originated from traditions brought over by German immigrants, who also heavily influenced a lot of other Appalachian folk beliefs in regard to the supernatural.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:46 AM (u/Zei)
The Council dictate all legislation.
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:46 AM (0pcfw)
Publisher’s weekly.
https://shorturl.at/s21nw
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:23 AM (g4IcW)
They can all just bugger off.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 11, 2024 01:49 AM (w6EFb)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 01:50 AM (qeUU4)
: o )
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
Yep, but dromedaries are slow, and ornery. That guy in Ashkagabat told me to keep heading toward the Kopet Dag Range and I'd be there in no time. Turkmenistan is way bigger than it looked on the map.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:57 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: John Drake
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You're welcome!
Posted by: Serdar Gurbangulyıewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmenistan at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (XeU6L)
Posted by: John Drake
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You're welcome!
Posted by: Serdar Gurbangulyıewiç Berdimuhamedow, President of Turkmenistan at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (XeU6L)
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Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #29 at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt)
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Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 01:38 AM (0s/yl)
Thanks!
This intense obsession these people have with sex is unreal and sickening. Kids will hit upon it in their own good time, and they just cannot tolerate this.
When I began crushing (ages before the concept was known to me) I certainly did but did not understand the reason. And that was OK. That is called maturation. Growing up. Children will figure this out on their very own, without help. Honestly, I'd be good if sex ed was not done AT ALL in schools and was left to where it should be left to: families. (How humanity survived without it for millenia must be a mystery to some.)
One more thing: I'd be willing to bet that those same hand wringing people would be shrieking with horror if I, say, brought in a Thomas Sowell collection to an economics class, if I ever teach one. Or had them read Adam Smith, Frederic Bastiat or Hayek. "That can't be allowed because, um, er, ah, those concepts are too advanced for HS seniors" or some such bullshit will be said...
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 02:09 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 01:57 AM (u/Zei)
And what are you doing in Turkmenistan, foreigner? Where's your letter of invitation?
Praise Turkmenbashy, whose keen eye is the astrolabe of the substantive Sun, whose truth discerning heart is the celestial observatory of attributes...
Posted by: Government of Turkmenistan at June 11, 2024 02:12 AM (8sMut)
Neil Oliver and his 10 part BBC series the History of Scotland. Very good. He’s a great storyteller and genuinely decent man.
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Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 02:13 AM (JFSZI)
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Posted by: Ciampino - Mon Update #29 at June 11, 2024 02:02 AM (qfLjt)
"But they are SWEETHHEARTS!!! It's YOU disgusting piece of shit citizens who are the problem!"
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 02:14 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 02:16 AM (fwDg9)
The List People. They’re degenerate busybodies.
I was a very naive kid, and my parents weren’t much help, which really didn’t matter, because it all gets worked out.
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 02:20 AM (nU4+m)
Posted by: Government of Turkmenistan
This is the part of the OODA loop where I ponder, do I trot out that letter that Kazak guy whipped up for me in Almaty or do I just hand over the Baksheesh? Probably letter plus Baksheesh. Then more Baksheesh.
Worse case scenario, maybe my Dromedary can outrun that Mad Max-looking vehicle they're driving.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:30 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Simple Sam at June 10, 2024 10:11 PM (V5BDR)
So, you're just not seeing it?
Posted by: meh at June 11, 2024 02:32 AM (RCAte)
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at June 10, 2024 10:06 PM (dZVON)
Sweet or wrongly made?
Posted by: meh at June 11, 2024 02:37 AM (RCAte)
If that doesn't work, tell them you're Canadian and wax enthusiastic about Curling. Same effect, pretty much.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:45 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: meh
Exactly! You know the true wisdom - if it's iced tea, it has to be sweet. One should not even have to specify it.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:50 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at June 11, 2024 02:52 AM (o+lZU)
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 02:55 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine
If I may ask, where are you touring?
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:03 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 11, 2024 03:05 AM (zdLoL)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at June 11, 2024 03:05 AM (zdLoL)
LAWRENCE? LAWRENCE WHAT? LAWRENCE OF ARABIA? THAT NAME SOUNDS LIKE ROYALTY, ARE YOU ROYALTY? DO YOU SUCK DICKS? BULLSHIT, I BET YOU CAN SUCK A GOLFBALL THROUGH A GARDEN HOSE!!! I DON’T LIKE THE NAME LAWRENCE!!! ONLY FAGOTS AND SAILORS ARE CALLED LAWRENCE!!! FROM NOW ON YOU’RE GOMER PYLE!!!
Posted by: GySgt Hartman at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (8sMut)
The only places in the South I know of where unsweet tea is common though still the minority is parts of Virginia and parts of Texas. I’m sure there are others and if anyone’s up this late, they’ll tell me, but in my years, those are places were people legit from those areas actually choose unsweet but again they are still a minority.
Of Course people from every state have unsweet drinkers that’s not what I’m saying. I’m saying something that is normal in a Southern state. I’ve seen it in parts of Texas and parts of Virginia.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (qeUU4)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver
Yeah, that didn't turn out well for him. Although after the publication of Seven Pillars of Wisdom and the David Lean movie, the press were able to locate the now far advanced in age Turkish officer who Lawrence claimed to be his abuser.
It was reported that he laughed at the accusation and said the whole incident was fabricated. That doesn't mean he was innocent, I know, but T.E. Lawrence wasn't always completely frank and honest about his experiences in WWI, and the man definitely had a few kinks - in particular, he often paid a few of his military friends to flog him in the fashion he alleged the Turks had done.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:17 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (qeUU4)
You’d be stunned at the amount of people who order unsweet tea in TX. Me, I want sweet tea, always,
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:19 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:20 AM (qeUU4)
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:17 AM (u/Zei)
How about you get arrested and stay arrested until you accept that makes him the greatest Brit of all time?
Posted by: Pride Month at June 11, 2024 03:21 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:21 AM (qeUU4)
Posted by: GySgt Hartman
Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:23 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:23 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:23 AM (u/Zei)
Who said that! WHO THE FUCK SAID THAT???
Posted by: GySgt Hartman at June 11, 2024 03:25 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:33 AM (8sMut)
They say Trump might win Virginia this time I don’t believe it. I know the vast majority of County will vote for Trump just like they did twice, but in my opinion, there’s no way the deep state is going to lose in the deep state. I hope I’m wrong. It would be fun.
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:40 AM (qeUU4)
How's your Tuesday look?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:43 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:16 AM (qeUU4)
You’d be stunned at the amount of people who order unsweet tea in TX. Me, I want sweet tea, always,
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
During the period I lived in the UK, I occasionally partook of the Brit version of tea and enjoyed it, and Chinese restaurants often offer a well-prepared Green Tea which I like. Given the Slavic way of consuming tea, I wonder if the high number of immigrants from Eastern Europe who poured into Texas influenced how tea is consumed there - it's like how Shipley's, founded in Houston, offered and still offers Kolaches.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:48 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: 13times at June 11, 2024 03:48 AM (dE25d)
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:48 AM (u/Zei)
As someone with quite a bit of Eastern European heritage, as it turns out - if it don’t have fruit filling, it ain’t a kolache.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:51 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:40 AM (qeUU4)
Yeah. I get the sense that VA outside NoVA is quite based. But NoVA has too many people and will pull VA into the void with it.
Why can’t those government types go to the MD SSR? It’s more their speed anyway.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 11, 2024 03:53 AM (8sMut)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Well, we've all (so far, hopefully) defeated the universal trend towards entropy, so we've got that going for us.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 03:53 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024 03:55 AM (fwDg9)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
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Well, we've all (so far, hopefully) defeated the universal trend towards entropy, so we've got that going for us.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024
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What Entropy Means to Me, George Alec Effinger
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:56 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Skip at June 11, 2024
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Disgusting here, Skip, with 82 F. and a heat index of 90.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 03:57 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Quint at June 11, 2024 03:59 AM (qeUU4)
We didn't start seeing Mercedes on American TV shows, with rare exceptions, until later in the '70s.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:00 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
I hadn't realized that - googling around does indicate that a Kolache is more commonly a pastry, and that does make sense. I think the Shipley's version was adopted from the local Czech population, but the traditional Czech Kolache is more in line with a pastry dish.
You could make the argument that the Shipley's variant is a very American thing - traditional foods making their way into broader American culture and evolving and changing as they do so.
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 04:02 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:03 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024
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I'd love a donut . . .
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:04 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 11, 2024 04:11 AM (omVj0)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere
Yeah, me too - a Shipley's cherry-filled or chocolate-filled would really fit the bill. An éclair would also work.
Speaking of delicious pastries, a donut shop near my Mother-In-Law's home offers Bearclaws, which is awesome, but they make them to look like human hands. I mean almost literally, with a thumb, four fingers, and a palm. Has anyone else come across this, or is it just a local eccentricity that the donut shop so far doesn't feel the need to explain?
Posted by: John Drake Now Thinks It Might Be A Heat Mirage at June 11, 2024 04:11 AM (u/Zei)
Posted by: Miklos at Station HYPO at June 10, 2024 11:10 PM (wWqRd)
Does the turkey trot to water?
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