Fetterman: I Didn't Leave the Progressive Movement, the Progressive Movement Left Me. Fire Bad!

Last week, Fetterman's Monster renounced his association with Harvard over its curious policy of only allowing free speech for pro-Hamas terror-supporters who have created an unsafe space for Jews on campus.

Personally, I think people should be pretty free to speak their mind, even if this makes other people feel unsafe. But Harvard doesn't believe that, and routinely punishes speech that make its Marginalized Communities (Marginalized Harvard Students, LOL) "feel unsafe."

Of course people should be disciplined or expelled for threatening other students. But a lot of complaints I see are about the chant "From the river to the sea," which most of these absolute dullards don't even know the meaning of.

Nevertheless, Harvard routinely punishes students for saying things which people then "interpret" in the most tendentious way possible, and demand censorship, which they then get. If you say there are two genders, they will claim you're "erasing" transgenders and putting their lives at risk.

But Jews Need Not Apply for this protection. Pro-Hamas terror-simps can call for the actual, not metaphorical, erasure of Israel, and it's all good.

Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) renounced his association with Harvard University over its "inability to stand up for the Jewish community" during his Yeshiva University commencement address on Wednesday, removing the crimson hood representing his alma mater while on stage.
Fetterman made the gesture early in his address, which culminated in him receiving the Presidential Medallion, the private Orthodox university's highest honor, for his advocacy on behalf of Israel and the Jewish people. He joked that he didn't deserve to be in the same company as previous recipients of the award, describing himself as "just a senator with a big mouth that happens to be committed to standing with Israel."
The Pennsylvania senator, who has emerged since Oct. 7 as one of Israel's strongest allies in his party, said he had been "reflecting" on his "last graduation, and that was literally a quarter century ago. I was graduating from Harvard University."
"Today, I have been profoundly disappointed with Harvard's inability to stand up for the Jewish community after Oct. 7. Personally, I do not fundamentally believe that it is right for me to wear this today," Fetterman said while pointing to his hood, which he then removed from around his neck.
The move sparked audible gasps and subsequent cheers from the crowd....
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The Democratic senator has bucked his party's shift away from Israel in recent months, refusing to waver in his support for continued offensive military aid despite the objections of some far left colleagues. He has also led on legislation combating antisemitism on college campuses alongside Sen. Bill Cassidy (R-LA).

And now Fetterman's Monster roars, "I am a human! I have my own thoughts and my own will! And I reject my creator's Progressive dogma!"

He then yeeted a little girl into a moat.

But really, he says he didn't leave the progressive movement,
the progressive movement left him.

Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., responded to progressive critics suggesting he wasn't exactly who people thought he would be while he was campaigning. He added that the progressive "label" left him.
"I'm not a progressive, I just identified myself as a regular Democrat," Fetterman said, talking to CNN's Dana Bash. "Now, eight years ago, I was a progressive, but the situation's changed and I've been very clear that I didn't leave that label. That label leaved [left] me and I think it's much more important to be focusing on Donald Trump instead of those kinds of purity tests and those kinds of issues."
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Bash also asked Fetterman to respond to Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., who told CNN on Tuesday that President Biden was using the "same tools as Donald Trump" to address border security.
"She's entitled to her own opinion, but it does also seem like some of the harshest words for the president in this situation seems to be more coming from very safe, and blue, very kinds of places. Now in Pennsylvania, border security is an important issue and we do all believe that we should have a secure border, and I never thought it was unreasonable for any Democrat to want to make our border more secure," he said.
Fetterman has said that the progressives in his party, in addition to the right, are hoping he "dies" over his stance on Israel and border security.

Instapundit says second look at Fetterman's Monster?

Fetterman's health has improved more and faster than expected, and in what may not be a coincidence, the more his brain damage recedes, the less he agrees with lefty activists and the Democratic Party's functionaries.

Well, Fetterman's Monster was the real hero of the book. The creator was the villain.

Below: Progressive racist Briana Joy Gray claims that Hamas' charter, calling for the erasure of Israel, is not a call to kill the Jews currently living in Israel.

Below, this Didn't Earn It c**t glowers and gets rid of the sister of Hamas captive (and almost-certain rape victim) tells her to please believe women when they report Hamas' war-rapes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:12 PM

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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

2 Eleventeenth

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2024 02:13 PM (/HDaX)

3 "I'm not a progressive, I just identified myself as a regular Democrat," Fetterman said, talking to CNN's Dana Bash.

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Does he still keep voting for all of Biden's judicial nominees?

Yes?

Well, then he's like any of the others.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:13 PM (GBKbO)

4 Fetterman is still a prog, but more of an old school one. I still won't agree with many of his positions, but strange bedfellows and all that.

I think at this point it's pretty clear he was not in charge of his faculties when the election was ongoing and his wife way more left than he is.

Posted by: Ryan Frank at June 06, 2024 02:14 PM (fgmuN)

5 "Progressive racist Briana Joy Gray claims that Hamas' charter, calling for the erasure of Israel, is not a call to kill the Jews currently living in Israel"

just the ones who will still be there when hamas overruns the country

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 02:15 PM (B1FKF)

6 Does he still keep voting for all of Biden's judicial nominees?

Yes?

Well, then he's like any of the others.

True, but his rendition of Puttin' on the Ritz is still top notch.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 02:15 PM (xCA6C)

7 Fetterman is entering his Maverick Era?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:15 PM (d04cU)

8 6 True, but his rendition of Puttin' on the Ritz is still top notch.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 02:15 PM (xCA6C)

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Hard to argue with that.

Especially the vocalizations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:16 PM (GBKbO)

9 Personally, I think people should be pretty free to speak their mind, even if this makes other people feel unsafe. But Harvard doesn't believe that, and routinely punishes speech that make its Marginalized Communities (Marginalized Harvard Students, LOL) "feel unsafe."
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In a just world, *all* Harvard students would be marginalized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:16 PM (d04cU)

10
When John Fetterman is an actual voice of proportion and reason, wow . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:16 PM (x0n13)

11 Remind me to send Senator Algernon some flowers, but we all know how it ends. Let me know how he votes.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at June 06, 2024 02:17 PM (pIfcn)

12 He then yeeted a little girl into a moat.

Oh, good Frankenstein reference.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:17 PM (v6JzV)

13 "Today, I have been profoundly disappointed with Harvard's inability to stand up for the Jewish community after Oct. 7. Personally, I do not fundamentally believe that it is right for me to wear this today," Fetterman said while pointing to his hood, which he then removed from around his neck.
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They're not unable, they're unwilling.

A stupid man is *unable* to do algebra. He doesn't get it and never will. A smarter man who is able to learn but just too lazy to do so is merely *unwilling* to algebra.

Which of those two men is worthy of contempt, and which of sympathy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:17 PM (d04cU)

14 Are you marginalized? Or just... you know... marginal.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:17 PM (BpZ5k)

15 Fetterman was a run of the mill privileged street thug. But I imagine if you actually give any concern with where you are from that you'd have a problem with what the Democrats want to do.

I saw an interview with an older Philly street hooker. And it was darkly amusing. She said that 20 years ago Philly was bad, yes, she was working, you could get drugs on the street, etc but that it is so much worse now that people will kill for literally nothing and much of the population is non-functional due to drugs.

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (ibTVg)

16 When he is keynote speaker at the NRA convention I'll believe him. The 2nd defends the other nine.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (V5eKu)

17 "I'm not a progressive, I just identified myself as a regular Democrat," Fetterman said, talking to CNN's Dana Bash. "Now, eight years ago, I was a progressive, but the situation's changed and I've been very clear that I didn't leave that label. That label leaved [left] me and I think it's much more important to be focusing on Donald Trump instead of those kinds of purity tests and those kinds of issues."
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The "regular Democrat" is a hyper-prog now, John. Lunatic masses out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (d04cU)

18 Fetterman: I Didn't Leave the Progressive Movement, the Progressive Movement Left Me. Fire Bad!

I see him saying it exactly this way, too.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

19 ot:

What's Latin for "enemy of the court"?

Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (PMJuY)

20 Your free speech is literal violence

Our literal violence is free speech

Posted by: The left at June 06, 2024 02:19 PM (ibTVg)

21 What's Latin for "enemy of the court"?
Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (PMJuY)

inimicus curiae, i'd imagine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:19 PM (BpZ5k)

22 Instapundit says second look at Fetterman's Monster?
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No, no more than the Dems gave McCain a "second look" in the grand, stupid dance of American party politics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:19 PM (d04cU)

23 I would trade Mitt Romney for Fetterman, and a future first round draft pick.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 06, 2024 02:19 PM (+oR7L)

24 Which of those two men is worthy of contempt, and which of sympathy?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:17 PM (d04cU)

Hey math, solve your own problems. I'm not a therapist

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 02:19 PM (NtVYv)

25
He joked that he didn't deserve to be in the same company as previous recipients of the award, describing himself as "just a senator with a big mouth that happens to be committed to standing with Israel."

Nice to know that there's a Donk out there who I can agree with on at least one issue.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (n+4am)

26 18 Fetterman: I Didn't Leave the Progressive Movement, the Progressive Movement Left Me. Fire Bad!

I see him saying it exactly this way, too.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

"It's Mostly Peaceful fire, you big galoot! Now get back onto the wagon!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (BpZ5k)

27 Below: Progressive racist Briana Joy Gray claims that Hamas' charter, calling for the erasure of Israel, is not a call to kill the Jews currently living in Israel.
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"We support our troops, we just don't support the war" has been tired and stupid since Vietnam.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (d04cU)

28 Personally, I think people should be pretty free to speak their mind, even if this makes other people feel unsafe.
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Not commies. Never again commies. They have lost their right to express and many other things.

You do not possess the rights of a system you are actively working to destroy.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (bvpbm)

29 What's Latin for "enemy of the court"?
Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (PMJuY)

"You dirty rat !"

Posted by: JT at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (T4tVD)

30 Seems that when Fettermonster espouses an opinion that is sane, we express wonder that a leftie could do such a thing, and those on the left just express contempt.

Just my observations, YMMV.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (DIB8X)

31 Wasn't he elected like two days ago? Or is progressive movement" a pet name for his wife?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (IHRQq)

32 What's Latin for "enemy of the court"?
Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (PMJuY)

hostis curiae?

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2024 02:21 PM (/HDaX)

33
John Fetterman the new Joe Lieberman? Sounds okay to me.

Posted by: Frank Barone at June 06, 2024 02:21 PM (+oR7L)

34 Fetterman's a pimp. He never could've outfought the Wolfman.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:21 PM (bvpbm)

35 I'm a Harfurd graduate.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 02:21 PM (fV+MH)

36 I’m starting to like Fetterman better than any Republican in Congress. The man is brutally honest and he’s seems determined to reflect the will of the people who voted for him.

I suppose it could be the bourbon influencing my judgement, but I don’t think so

Posted by: Truthbomb at June 06, 2024 02:21 PM (dKqd8)

37
The progressives change everyday, what is canon Wednesday is blasphemy Thursday.

That said, the lump wanted the hood off, so off it came.

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2024 02:22 PM (j4U/Z)

38 22 Instapundit says second look at Fetterman's Monster?
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No, no more than the Dems gave McCain a "second look" in the grand, stupid dance of American party politics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:19 PM (d04cU)

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If he changed parties, he'd be more worthless than Lindsay Graham.

He's best as some minor thorn in the left's side...who still votes with Schumer 100% of the time.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)

39 He then yeeted a little girl into a moat.

Pure poetry.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2024 02:22 PM (ufFY8)

40 I hope Fetterman doesn't leave the Dems - they were just about to make espresso...

Posted by: Boswell at June 06, 2024 02:22 PM (K+UlC)

41 What's Latin for "enemy of the court"?
Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024

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Inimicus curiae, I'd guess?

Posted by: Chuck Berry, via Elvis at June 06, 2024 02:23 PM (J2vNu)

42 Who is Dr. Fetterman?

Or is it like a Dr. Jekyll thing?

Dr. Fetterman -> Fetterman's monster.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

43 To be clear, I don’t agree with everything Fetterman states. But I do believe he is honest in his exhortations. It’s a much more balanced view of the world.

Posted by: Truthbomb at June 06, 2024 02:23 PM (dKqd8)

44 36 I’m starting to like Fetterman better than any Republican in Congress. The man is brutally honest and he’s seems determined to reflect the will of the people who voted for him.

I suppose it could be the bourbon influencing my judgement, but I don’t think so
Posted by: Truthbomb at June 06, 2024 02:21 PM (dKqd

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What is the will of the people of Pennsylvania?

Any with a D seems to be the will of the Pennsylvania voter if voting is any indication.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

45 Fetterman is going to be in the next Frankenstein movie and the theme song will be "Act Naturally" by Buck Owens.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

46 Do *not* trust the briefs of the enemy of the Court!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)

47 Speaking of...we need more moats.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (fV+MH)

48 Fucker was still wearing crocs and shorts under his doctoral gown, tho.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (BpZ5k)

49 Any with a D seems to be the will of the Pennsylvania voter if voting is any indication.

Uh...vote? For like uh...American idol?

Posted by: Thousands of Philly Drug Zombies that have ballots submitted in their names at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (ibTVg)

50 So are Fetterman and Giselle officially splitsville?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV)

51 WHO SHIT MY BRIEFS!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

52 That’s Feet-er-MAHN

Posted by: Spitz512 at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (TDu7L)

53 What is the will of the people of Pennsylvania?

Any with a D seems to be the will of the Pennsylvania voter if voting is any indication.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

"Not that oily pill pusher from the tee vee" is pretty much the sum total of it.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (BpZ5k)

54 "But a lot of complaints I see are about the chant 'From the river to the sea,' which most of these absolute dullards don't even know the meaning of."

Something like 15-20 percent of these imbeciles thought the "sea" in the chant was in . . . the Caribbean. The fucking Caribbean. Like Gaza and the middle east are floating off the coast of Puerto Rico. There are no words to describe this level of ignorance and stupidity.

What amazes me even more is that none of these retards even bothers to find out what sea they're fucking chanting about. Nobody says "hey, what's this river and sea we're chanting about? They seem pretty important. Anyone know what they are?"

These CHUDs have absolutely no curiosity or desire to learn anything beyond cheap duckspeak slogans. Pure 100% mindless drones.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

55 He's best as some minor thorn in the left's side...who still votes with Schumer 100% of the time.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:22 PM (GBKbO)
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Like the "independents" Bernie Sanders and Joe Manchin, who caucus with the Dems, contribute to their majority, go with the flow and use their "I'M NOT OF THE BODY" declarations to raise cash and be granted phony status of "maverick" in the grand, stupid dance of American party politics.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (d04cU)

56 Is the lump still there?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (Zz0t1)

57 Fucker was still wearing crocs

Where did he park the Vespa?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (v6JzV)

58 Progressive? What the hell is a progressive?

It's a bullshit term, invented by the left (also invented) to convince people of something they're not. And never were.

Well, maybe that's not entirely true. If your kind was not, for example, allowed to vote, and you fought to be able to, I guess you're progressive. Even if I don't like the result.

If your kind was somehow held back, or kept from getting the same opportunities as others, and you fought to secure your rights, I guess that qualifies.

But those fights all ended 50-100 years ago.

You're not a progressive now. You're just a douche, looking for others to give you stuff you didn't earn, and don't deserve.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:26 PM (APLub)

59 Do *not* trust the briefs of the enemy of the Court!
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 0

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Considering who we have as occupant of the White House, it would be smart to distrust *any* "briefs" in this maladministration.

Let somebody else inspect said briefs, though. Preferably somebody you don't like.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 02:26 PM (J2vNu)

60 the chant "From the river to the sea," which most of these absolute dullards don't even know the meaning of

While "Useful Idiots" are by definition idiots, I think you give them too much of a benefit of a doubt. They know exactly what that phrase means.

Posted by: Chuck C at June 06, 2024 02:26 PM (yOPBE)

61 At least, when Fetterman dumps in his trou, he stops at the quarter car wash for a clean up. A rare quality for Dems.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 02:26 PM (V5eKu)

62 Looking at google maps is pretty fucking hard yo.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 02:27 PM (fV+MH)

63 55 Like the "independents" Bernie Sanders and Joe Manchin, who caucus with the Dems, contribute to their majority, go with the flow and use their "I'M NOT OF THE BODY" declarations to raise cash and be granted phony status of "maverick" in the grand, stupid dance of American party npolitics.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (d04cU)

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"Well, I would vote for the Republican, but I know current senator's name, the Republican is crazy!, and, besides, the current senator isn't even really a Democrat!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

64 Something like 15-20 percent of these imbeciles thought the "sea" in the chant was in . . . the Caribbean. The fucking Caribbean. Like Gaza and the middle east are floating off the coast of Puerto Rico. There are no words to describe this level of ignorance and stupidity.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
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When everybody knows Gaza is right there on the Mexican border!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 06, 2024 02:27 PM (krQz2)

65 That’s Feet-er-MAHN

Ahhhhzzz-weee-paaayyyy

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2024 02:27 PM (/HDaX)

66
Kieth Olberman attended Harvard Junior High.

Posted by: Auspex at June 06, 2024 02:27 PM (j4U/Z)

67 So googling it looks like Giselle did make it back from her tour of the exotic penises (penii?) of Brazil to come back to the US.

Apparently she was last seen at some gay/drag version of the Match Game in Shittsburg

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 02:27 PM (ibTVg)

68 I miss the posts about the Fetterman's love letters.

Posted by: Beartooth at June 06, 2024 02:28 PM (XT+5H)

69 So are Fetterman and Giselle officially splitsville?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (v6JzV)

I haven't been this upset about a couple splitting up since Bill and Melinda.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:28 PM (APLub)

70 hat’s Feet-er-MAHN

Ahhhhzzz-weee-paaayyyy
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2024 02:27 PM (/HDaX)

SEE SAY PWODWAY!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at June 06, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

71 I think Fetterman is playing moderate to help Casey.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:28 PM (rsqyi)

72 does anyone here remember the thing that happened at Penn way back when I was there (actually a bit before)?

the "water buffalo" thing?

that was an antisemitic travesty too. a harbinger, as it were.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (s3qiR)

73 I think Fetterman is playing moderate to help Casey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:28 PM (rsqyi)

Is he at bat?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

74 Does Fetterman wear those lift shoes like Frankenstein?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (aFNOf)

75 ... Something like 15-20 percent of these imbeciles thought the "sea" in the chant was in . . . the Caribbean. The fucking Caribbean. Like Gaza and the middle east are floating off the coast of Puerto Rico. There are no words to describe this level of ignorance and stupidity. ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
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I suspect - though I don't know - that Instagram and TikTok are the cause of this.
1. Person follows influencer
2. Influencer goes on posh yacht girl vacation
3. Most common yacht girl vacation spot for the mid-tier influencer will be the Caribbean or the Mediterranean
4. "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched
5. When asked about a "sea," they grope for an answer because they were either never taught or don't remember any geography
6. They answer "Caribbean" because it's the only thing their tiny, attention-spanless minds can connect to the concept of "sea"

Talking to someone with TikTok Brain is a lot like playing a never-ending game of "word association."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (d04cU)

76 The activists know EXACTLY what is meant by the river to the sea.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (bvpbm)

77 Flowers For Fetterman:

An experimental brain treatment turns a retarded Dem politician into a thoughtful, moral, coherent human being.

Posted by: Cicero (@ccero43) at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (+myjY)

78
I haven't been this upset about a couple splitting up since Bill and Melinda.

It is pretty amazing she said the magic words "Jeffrey Epstein" and suddenly got everything she asked for in the divorce.

Now, if there was an independent media or something like that, or hell, a Federal Bureau of Investigations its likely something they would have followed up on

Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (ibTVg)

79 Fetterman's Monster - Fire Bad!!

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (mzzp7)

80 Ooops...I did it again.

Posted by: FJB at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (mH6SG)

81 7 Fetterman is entering his Maverick Era?

Funeral is gonna be lit

Posted by: Taggart at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (MjIVI)

82 71 I think Fetterman is playing moderate to help Casey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:28 PM (rsqyi)

Casey could cut his own head off and throw it into the Susquehanna and still win re-election.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (BpZ5k)

83 Sen. John Fetterman, D-Pa., responded to progressive critics suggesting he wasn't exactly who people thought he would be while he was campaigning.

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I am very suprised, honestly.
I thought he would be another vegetable

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (EGSGm)

84 But seriously, I sorta look at the Fetterman marital breakup as very similar to when Theoden finally dumped Wormtongue.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (APLub)

85 But really, he says he didn't leave the progressive movement,
the progressive movement left him.

As it always with the Left. They march ever onward into greater and more extreme views, and when individuals question thr crossing of whichever societal norm they've reached, they're suddenly Nazis, and unpersoned.

See, also, formerly beloved radical feminist author and now canceled istaphobe J.K. Rowling.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (JCZqz)

86 Is he at bat?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)

No that would make him Dracula.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (bvpbm)

87 What's Latin for "enemy of the court"?

Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024 02:18 PM (PMJuY)

Nemicus curiae?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (d9fT1)

88 the quarter car wash

You'll need 9 of them

Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (PMJuY)

89 He only yeeted the little girl when he ran out of daisies. It's not really his fault.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (IHRQq)

90 I think Fetterman is playing moderate to help Casey.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:28 PM (rsqyi)

Is he at bat?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (Zz0t1)
---
He's drivin' that train high on cocaine.

And he'd better watch his speed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (krQz2)

91 River to the sea meaning the Caribbean? We'll take it

Posted by: Muslims everywhere at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (ibTVg)

92 does anyone here remember the thing that happened at Penn way back when I was there (actually a bit before)?

the "water buffalo" thing?

that was an antisemitic travesty too. a harbinger, as it were.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

What was this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (v6JzV)

93 I haven't been this upset about a couple splitting up since Bill and Melinda.

Bill & Hill.
Ike & Tina.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (mzzp7)

94 Casey could cut his own head off and throw it into the Susquehanna and still win re-election.

that shit?

would FLOAT

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (s3qiR)

95 93 I haven't been this upset about a couple splitting up since Bill and Melinda.

Bill & Hill.
Ike & Tina.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (mzzp7)

======

Bill & Ted are still going strong, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

96 TikTok Brain..."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Stealing that.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (aFNOf)

97 Never had nemicus curry...

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (krQz2)

98 inimicus curiae, i'd imagine.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:19 PM (BpZ5k)

Ooh...I think you are correct.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (d9fT1)

99 Nazis are bad except when they are killing Jews.

That's the heuristic of the modern left.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (g9W3m)

100 It's only a John Fetterman when it comes from the Fetterman province of PA. Otherwise, it's just a sparkling idiot.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (B9Prs)

101 These CHUDs have absolutely no curiosity or desire to learn anything beyond cheap duckspeak slogans. Pure 100% mindless drones.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)

They don't need to. As long as they say The Right Words, they'll be taken care of. Every single one of them know that. If you DON'T say The Right Words, you can be sent to prison. Every single one of them knows that, too.

Why learn something if you don't need to? The government will tell you what to think. Just repeat that and you'll probably be fine.

Learned helplessness is real, and it's nearly unique to the left.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (/nCD+)

102
D-Day: Joe Biden in diapers.

80th anniversary of D-Day: Joe Biden in diapers.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (MoZTd)

103 99 Nazis are bad except when they are killing Jews.

That's the heuristic of the modern left.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (g9W3m)

There's no such thing as Right and Wrong.

I'm Right. You're Wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (BpZ5k)

104 92 does anyone here remember the thing that happened at Penn way back when I was there (actually a bit before)?

the "water buffalo" thing?

that was an antisemitic travesty too. a harbinger, as it were.
Posted by: BlackOrchid

What was this?

a bunch of diverse ladies were outside a dorm really late during finals and just being LOUD

anyway some dorky kid yelled out his window at them to shut it and they refused, called him names, whatnot

it went back and forth and he said something to them in yiddish that later was translated as calling them "water buffalo" (?!?!) and the guy got WHACKED by Penn. it was a whole thing. poor kid. early cancelling (and lawsuit for being rayyyycissss)

no idea if he passed his Chem final

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (s3qiR)

105 Learned helplessness is real, and it's nearly unique to the left.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (/nCD+)
---
"You can learn helplessness at home!" -- Dems

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (krQz2)

106 It is pretty amazing she said the magic words "Jeffrey Epstein" and suddenly got everything she asked for in the divorce.

Now, if there was an independent media or something like that, or hell, a Federal Bureau of Investigations its likely something they would have followed up on
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 02:30 PM (ibTVg)

The Feebers have totally followed up on the Epstein business.

If by "followed up" we mean gathered all the evidence, off the island, out of the New York brownstone, and from the New Mexico ranch, and placed it in a warehouse, alongside the Ark of the Covenant.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (APLub)

107 "80th anniversary of D-Day: Joe Biden in diapers."

Ah, crap. Leave him alone!

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (IHRQq)

108 He is my Senator but don't trust him.any further than I could throw him, and he might be twice my weight

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (fwDg9)

109 ace pre-empted my joke about Fetterman's Monster.

/kicks rocks

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (zjgNU)

110 D-Day: Joe Biden in diapers.

80th anniversary of D-Day: Joe Biden in diapers.

the Circle of Life, Hadrian!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (s3qiR)

111 I'm Right. You're Wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (BpZ5k)
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You have *Mastered* Morality.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (krQz2)

112 Boeing needs a complete stand down. It is a failed company.

The Starliner craft and its crew of two astronauts are holding a position about 200 meters (656 feet) away from the station, according to a live webcast of the mission. Docking was initially targeted for 12:15 p.m. New York time. A second docking opportunity opens at 1:33 p.m. in New York. Four thrusters failed in flight, but mission controllers were able to bring two back online after troubleshooting. The thrusters are used to help maneuver Starliner through space. -BBG

Here's more from the space blog Spaceflight Now:

Currently Starliner does not have permission to enter the so-called 'keep out sphere' around the space station while flight controllers continue to evaluate the troublesome manuevering thrusters. They will however close in by another 60 meters or so, under manual control, to a… pic.twitter.com/r6KM

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (rsqyi)

113 Learned helplessness is real, and it's nearly unique to the left.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (/nCD+)

The continued existence of the GOP is a counter-point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (BpZ5k)

114 Anti American, pants shitting, demented dictatorial left wing coot, Biden almost keeled over at the D-Day ceremony. That is right after he couldn’t resist the urge to elude to Trump and mention Ukraine.

What a disgrace to our D-Day heroes.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (zD1Id)

115 You do not possess the rights of a system you are actively working to destroy.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:20 PM (bvpbm)

Applies to muslims, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (brD1F)

116 "Biden Says He Will Not Pardon Hunter, Will Respect Not Guilty Verdicts…"

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:35 PM (IHRQq)

117 Stealing that.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (aFNOf)
++++
Feel free. I did. I read it as "phone brain," which is close but I think "short-form video addiction brain" is more accurate, thought not catchy. Reducing it to "TikTok brain" makes it catchier.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:35 PM (d04cU)

118 There's no such thing as Right and Wrong.

I'm Right. You're Wrong.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:33 PM (BpZ5k)

Exactly. *Everything* is subjective except people who disagree with them who have evil wrong opinions.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:35 PM (bvpbm)

119
George Fenneman > John Fetterman.

But I like his lump.

Interview with the Lumpire . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:35 PM (x0n13)

120 Boeing needs a complete stand down. It is a failed company.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (rsqyi)
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You're lucky their security staff has people to kill higher on their list.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)

121 It is pretty amazing she said the magic words "Jeffrey Epstein" and suddenly got everything she asked for in the divorce.

-

There is never a wrong time to post the official running total website

"The Official Jeffrey Epstein Pedophile Arrest Counter "

https://tinyurl.com/2qbnfnhf

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 02:35 PM (23ZaS)

122 Something like 15-20 percent of these imbeciles thought the "sea" in the chant was in . . . the Caribbean.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:25 PM (iFTx/)
++++
I suspect - though I don't know - that Instagram and TikTok are the cause of this.
1. Person follows influencer
2. Influencer goes on posh yacht girl vacation
3. Most common yacht girl vacation spot for the mid-tier influencer will be the Caribbean or the Mediterranean
4. "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched
5. When asked about a "sea," they grope for an answer because they were either never taught or don't remember any geography
6. They answer "Caribbean" because it's the only thing their tiny, attention-spanless minds can connect to the concept of "sea"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:29 PM (d04cU)
________

The influencers themselves might not know what sea they were on. "Hey, it was a yacht, they had drugs, I took pics, and none of their dicks had monkeypox. What else am I supposed to know?"

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

123 He only yeeted the little girl when he ran out of daisies. It's not really his fault.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024

***
And, if you watch the original film, it's clear that the monster is horrified that the little girl doesn't float. Whether that is because she isn't there to play with him any more, or because he realizes she has drowned (does he even know what drowning is?), is not made clear. But he was not amused or unmoved by her disappearance.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (J2vNu)

124 I wonder what Oz would have been saying if he were in instead of Fetty.

Probably just another "gib munnie, noddooeyarr" GOPe shill.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (BpZ5k)

125 I haven't been this upset about a couple splitting up since Bill and Melinda.

--
Bill & Hill.
Ike & Tina.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 02:31 PM (mzzp7)

When did the Clintons split up? They were never really together in the first place, but last I heard the "marriage" is still intact.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (APLub)

126 110 the Circle of Life, Hadrian!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (s3qiR)

The circle of Jerks . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (x0n13)

127 122 The influencers themselves might not know what sea they were on. "Hey, it was a yacht, they had drugs, I took pics, and none of their dicks had monkeypox. What else am I supposed to know?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)

=======

The capitol of Assyria.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

128 $100 says Biden doesn’t make it to July as the Democrats candidate. The jerk looks like he has one foot in the box at Normandy.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:37 PM (zD1Id)

129 Okay. I have to ask. What the hell is "yeet"?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)

130 128 $100 says Biden doesn’t make it to July as the Democrats candidate. The jerk looks like he has one foot in the box at Normandy.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:37 PM (zD1Id)

=======

False.

Biden stepped down in January of 2023 and handed the reins to Kamala so that she could be president for 10 whole years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

131 $100 says Biden doesn’t make it to July as the Democrats candidate. The jerk looks like he has one foot in the box at Normandy.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:37 PM (zD1Id)

Not until they run out of baby blood and Adderall.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)

132
I-uh, uh-I-uh,, s-s-said-uh, I-uh s-said, said what?

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (5hfjS)

133 And, if you watch the original film, it's clear that the monster is horrified that the little girl doesn't float.

--

SEE! SHE WASN'T A WITCH!
- Post-Coital Joe Biden

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (23ZaS)

134 I wonder what Oz would have been saying if he were in instead of Fetty.

Probably just another "gib munnie, noddooeyarr" GOPe shill.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (BpZ5k)

What would have been the thing that would have caused him to suddenly find his moral principles and denounce Trump.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (APLub)

135 Learned helplessness is real, and it's nearly unique to the left.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 02:32 PM (/nCD+)

The continued existence of the GOP is a counter-point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (BpZ5k)

Which perfectly sums up the generational phenomenon that is Donald Trump. An entire people, sick and fucking tired of being ignored (at best) and actively shat upon (at worst) by their titular representatives, asked those representatives to do better. Thus appeared the Tea Party.

The party told the Tea Party to fuck right off, and the people remained frustrated and unheard. So they demanded their representatives do better. Thus appeared Donald Trump.

It remains to be seen if the people have to now force their representatives to do better.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (/nCD+)

136 Joy: we don't want to kill the Jews we want to eliminate them.
You know, like, put them in the teleporter.

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (bQ/08)

137 We haven't yet got to the explanations that being against Jews isn't actually "racism" because Jew isn't a race. Rest assured, as certain as you are reading this right now, that is coming.

The respectable Left will deploy it soon. I'd say maybe as soon as sometime after they steal the election.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (bvpbm)

138 124 I wonder what Oz would have been saying if he were in instead of Fetty.

Probably just another "gib munnie, noddooeyarr" GOPe shill.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (BpZ5k)

'Hateful day when I received life!' I exclaimed in agony. 'Accursed creator! Why did you form a monster so hideous that even you turned from me in disgust? God, in pity, made man beautiful and alluring, after his own image; but my form is a filthy type of yours, more horrid even from the very resemblance. Satan had his companions, fellow-devils, to admire and encourage him; but I am solitary and abhorred.'"

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (B9Prs)

139 The influencers themselves might not know what sea they were on. "Hey, it was a yacht, they had drugs, I took pics, and none of their dicks had monkeypox. What else am I supposed to know?"
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (iFTx/)
++++
They might not *remember,* but most of them *know* when they post on the trip out.

"My john is taking me to {the Caribbean | Nice | Saint Tropez | Sicily | etc} and we're going to have some fun in the sun!"

Ask 'em once the hangover wears off and they're dumped back in Miami, though, and yeah - they might not remember.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (d04cU)

140 4. "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched

I've just had a great idea.

Posted by: some Disney suit at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (OguvZ)

141 Flowers For Fetterman:

An experimental brain treatment turns a retarded Dem politician into a thoughtful, moral, coherent human being.

Yeah, but remember what happened at the end of that book.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (/y8xj)

142 “ Okay. I have to ask. What the hell is "yeet"?

0.3048 meters?

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (zD1Id)

143 Okay. I have to ask. What the hell is "yeet"?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)
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This should clear it up for you:

https://youtu.be/RIV99a3VzxA?si=pj-a5Kfx_M7nkYqt

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (7fElN)

144 140 4. "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched

I've just had a great idea.
Posted by: some Disney suit at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (OguvZ)

========

As long as there's a chick, it's gay, and it's lame.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (GBKbO)

145 When did the Clintons split up? They were never really together in the first place, but last I heard the "marriage" is still intact.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (APLub)

She's eaten more pussy than a Navy crew on 2 day leave after 8 months at sea.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Joy: we don't want to kill the Jews we want to eliminate them.
You know, like, put them in the teleporter.
Posted by: Braenyard

--

Hasn't it been established that "put them in the teleporter" is indeed killing a person?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (23ZaS)

147 The capitol of Assyria.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

Hey, I used to strip with a girl named Ninevah.

Posted by: TicTok hoochiemamma on a yacht five clicks off of Kuwait City at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (BpZ5k)

148 Okay. I have to ask. What the hell is "yeet"?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024

***
The 2024 equivalent to "reet and complete"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (J2vNu)

149 And, if you watch the original film, it's clear that the monster is horrified that the little girl doesn't float. Whether that is because she isn't there to play with him any more, or because he realizes she has drowned (does he even know what drowning is?), is not made clear. But he was not amused or unmoved by her disappearance.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Yes, that's true. You can tell that he is quite distressed by what he did.

Karloff was superb in that role, the way he was able to convey such complex emotion with nothing more than grunts.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (v6JzV)

150 Okay. I have to ask. What the hell is "yeet"?

$20.

Posted by: FJB at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (mH6SG)

151 "0.3048 meters?"

That's tablespoons.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (IHRQq)

152 I've just had a great idea.
Posted by: some Disney suit at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (OguvZ)
++++
You think so, but look into it.

The Pirates of the Mediterranean would be African of some variety, and you can't show "marginalized communities" in a poor light.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (d04cU)

153 “ Not until they run out of baby blood and Adderall.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (Zz0t1)”

They’re gonna need a lot more. Watch the D Day ceremony. I thought he was going to sit down on the stage or face plant.

Prayers still coming your way BTW

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (zD1Id)

154 149 Karloff was superb in that role, the way he was able to convey such complex emotion with nothing more than grunts.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (v6JzV)

=======

Karloff should have been allowed to take the role in the film version of Arsenic and Old Lace.

13.4% better that movie would have been.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

155 "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched

I've just had a great idea.
Posted by: some Disney suit at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (OguvZ)
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I think the Baltic was much more piratey.

Of course the Mediterranean is where "those homo" Greeks stole all of black culture.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (krQz2)

156 When did the Clintons split up? They were never really together in the first place, but last I heard the "marriage" is still intact.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:36 PM (APLub)
++++
Two words:

Spousal Immunity.

It's business. They have a bulletproof mutual ass-covering scheme set up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)

157 4. "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched

I've just had a great idea.
Posted by: some Disney suit at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (OguvZ)
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Honestly, that could be a fun franchise if it was done right. Lots of piracy went on around the Med.

But Disney would screw it up by having a bunch of tranny pirates from North Africa being the heroes....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (7fElN)

158 ---
This should clear it up for you:

https://youtu.be/RIV99a3VzxA?si=pj-a5Kfx_M7nkYqt
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 02:39 PM (7fElN)

Now I'm even more confused.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (Zz0t1)

159 Okay. I have to ask. What the hell is "yeet"?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)

A cross between a yam and a beet. In other words, something you throw away with disdain.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:42 PM (APLub)

160 152 You think so, but look into it.

The Pirates of the Mediterranean would be African of some variety, and you can't show "marginalized communities" in a poor light.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:40 PM (d04cU)

======

Easy fix. Super simple. Barely an inconvenience.

The Barbary pirates are the good guys. The American navy are the bad guys.

Done.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:42 PM (GBKbO)

161 False.

Biden stepped down in January of 2023 and handed the reins to Kamala so that she could be president for 10 whole years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

"We din't tell no one on account'a it was classified."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (BpZ5k)

162 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)
++++
Sigh. I misread the comment to which I responded. I thought it asked why the Clintons *didn't* split up.

But likely the same answer applies in this case, since the marriage was only ever legal cover for an illicit business partnership - but I came across like an asshole, so apologies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (d04cU)

163 "The Barbary pirates are the good guys. The American navy are the bad guys."

Annnnnd.... There goes Marine recruiting.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (IHRQq)

164 112 the troublesome manuevering thrusters.

Sounds like Democrat male sexual dysfunction. BIRM.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (x0n13)

165 Prayers still coming your way BTW
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (zD1Id)

Thank you. We have a meeting with the surgeon in a couple weeks.

Then the FUN begins......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

166 Spousal Immunity.

It's business. They have a bulletproof mutual ass-covering scheme set up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (APLub)

167 Jill had this calculated look on her face like, “should I help him and make him look feeble, let him face plant, or hope he stays up and enlist the media to help me lie about it”.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (zD1Id)

168 "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched.

The pirates would have to be Muzzies to be historically accurate. No way they're going to make that unless they make the pirates all Christian and/or Jewish.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

169 163 "The Barbary pirates are the good guys. The American navy are the bad guys."

Annnnnd.... There goes Marine recruiting.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (IHRQq)

========

It survived the Clinton era somehow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (GBKbO)

170 168 "Mediterranean" is hard to remember, because there was no big "Pirates of the Mediterranean" movie franchise they all watched.

The pirates would have to be Muzzies to be historically accurate. No way they're going to make that unless they make the pirates all Christian and/or Jewish.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

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Recall, the pirates were the GOOD guys in the Pirates of the Caribbean films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:44 PM (GBKbO)

171 Spousal Immunity.

It's business. They have a bulletproof mutual ass-covering scheme set up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)

Sure. As soon as AG Gargoyland brings charges against one or the the other, they'll team up to defeat justice, once and for all.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:44 PM (APLub)

172 Prince William Bestows Honorary Knighthood on Disney CEO Bob Iger

Sir Iger.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 02:44 PM (aFNOf)

173 Currently Starliner does not have permission to enter the so-called 'keep out sphere' around the space station while flight controllers continue to evaluate the troublesome manuevering thrusters. They will however close in by another 60 meters or so, under manual control, to a… pic.twitter.com/r6KM
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (rsqyi)

on board Starliner: "OK, Manuel, eat those beans, then go hang your ass out the air lock, And when I say "Fart!", you fart. Got it?"

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 02:44 PM (48oK1)

174 OT: tinyurl.com/xux4a8za

What the actual...

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:44 PM (IHRQq)

175 “ Thank you. We have a meeting with the surgeon in a couple weeks.

Then the FUN begins......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)”

Chin up brother. God is with you. Stay positive. There are a lot of very skilled people in your neck of the woods.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (zD1Id)

176 Pirates of the Caribbean was just an excuse for Disney guys to be near Little St. James.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (0FoWg)

177
Yes, that's true. You can tell that he is quite distressed by what he did.

Karloff was superb in that role, the way he was able to convey such complex emotion with nothing more than grunts.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024

***
Facial expressions and body language, including gestures, all played a part in his creation of The Monster. A really talented actor does not always need dialog. The creature's limited ability to speak ("We belong dead") in Bride of Frankenstein was icing on the cake.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (J2vNu)

178 132
I-uh, uh-I-uh,, s-s-said-uh, I-uh s-said, said what?

Posted by: John Fetterman at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (5hfjS)

"I freed the what?!"

- - - Punchline from Firesign Theater sketch

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (x0n13)

179 It's business. They have a bulletproof mutual ass-covering scheme set up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:41 PM (d04cU)
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Pretty sure "DOCTOR" Fauci and his wife have a similar arrangement at the NIH...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (7fElN)

180 It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.

Posted by: zombie Robert Anton Wilson at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (ublAA)

181 You yeet what you sew.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (fV+MH)

182 Chin up brother. God is with you. Stay positive. There are a lot of very skilled people in your neck of the woods.
Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (zD1Id)

Yes. And for this, we are VERY thankful.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:46 PM (Zz0t1)

183 Prince William Bestows Honorary Knighthood on Disney CEO Bob Iger

Sir Iger.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 02:44 PM (aFNOf)
++++
:: slides glasses up nose ::

ACKSHUALLY, non-British subjects who have been granted knighthood do not receive the title "lord" or "sir." Foreigners receive the title "Knight of the British Empire," usually abbreviated to "KBE."

He will be "William Iger, KBE"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:46 PM (d04cU)

184 I found a definition on the interwebs for "yeet".

I don't think I've ever found one for "snizz" (just picked up what it means from context).

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:46 PM (krQz2)

185 184 (just picked up what it means from context).
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:46 PM (krQz2)

Just like VD.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:46 PM (x0n13)

186 Currently Starliner does not have permission to enter the so-called 'keep out sphere' around the space station while flight controllers continue to evaluate the troublesome manuevering thrusters.

Ah, testing in a production environment.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (mH6SG)

187 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (l606a)

188 I was talking to the former Democrat mayor of my city. He's a mod -lib guy who took over when his friend the mayor dropped dead. He ran twice for reelection winning both and did a fairly good job keeping the city running. He admitted that the Democrats left him a long time ago . Kind of surprised to hear him say that, but refreshing

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (Clqcn)

189 cross between a yam and a beet. In other words, something you throw away with disdain.

Posted by: BurtTC

==

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Okra at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (RLygX)

190 Yeet!

Yeet yeet yeet yeet

YEET!

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (J2Nos)

191
Just like VD.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:46 PM (x0n13)

This is about me, isn't it.......

Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (Zz0t1)

192 I found a definition on the interwebs for "yeet".

WELLLLL? We're waiting!

Posted by: Judge Smails at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (xCA6C)

193 This busty bikini brunette on the beach looks forward to the day when justice prevails and *all* Harvard students are rightly and properly marginalized by the society over which they believe they should rule:
http://tiny.cc/1vffyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

194 Hey, I used to strip with a girl named Ninevah.
Posted by: TicTok hoochiemamma on a yacht five clicks off of Kuwait City

Tai Babilonia was cute.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (v6JzV)

195 I just thought Hamas ... was going to send them to .... uh, Madagascar or something ....

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (6mBpS)

196 William Iger, KBE

--------

Kills Businesses Entirely

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (0FoWg)

197 "I don't think I've ever found one for 'snizz'"

Yeah, I've been wondering what that was about. I imagine it is some weird Jim Henson monster on Fraggle Rock.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (IHRQq)

198 William Iger, KBE
--------
Kills Businesses Entirely
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (0FoWg)
++++
Roll it up. We're done here.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (d04cU)

199 Karloff was superb in that role, the way he was able to convey such complex emotion with nothing more than grunts.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024
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Karloff was a good actor, when not mired by schlock. But even in a poor movie, just like Michael Cain, he can still do something within a role.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (krQz2)

200 176 Pirates of the Caribbean was just an excuse for Disney guys to be near Little St. James.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (0FoWg)

One look at Bob Iger's skin is enough to prove he's a god damned diddie kiddler.

Seriously, that dude must be made out of inorganic materials or something. His daily routine must have been cribbed from American Psycho and that story about Lenny and George and the rabbits where the creepy pervy farm boss Curley wore a glove full of lotion all day...

*shudder*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (BpZ5k)

201 Currently Starliner does not have permission to enter the so-called 'keep out sphere' around the space station while flight controllers continue to evaluate the troublesome manuevering thrusters.

Well, dey best git a black woman on dat shit, FAST.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

202 It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Posted by: zombie Robert Anton Wilson at June 06, 2024 02:45 PM (ublAA)

And vice versa, of course.

Lots of stalwart conservatives in congress who vote for sodomites and marxists to ascend to the bench, and make sure the steady stream of illegals on the border arrive, unmolested.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:49 PM (APLub)

203 http://tiny.cc/1vffyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

Odd wardrobe for that location, but I'll take it.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

204 Karloff should have been allowed to take the role in the film version of Arsenic and Old Lace.

13.4% better that movie would have been.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024

***
True; we could have had the self-referential joke by Jonathan that he is enraged when people say he looks like Boris Karloff! That might have been part of BK's casting on the Broadway stage to begin with.

When my college did the production in the mid-'70s, the actor was new to performing, but very good. He looked like a young Vincent Price -- so the director altered the line that way.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 02:49 PM (J2vNu)

205 Currently Starliner does not have permission to enter the so-called 'keep out sphere' around the space station while flight controllers continue to evaluate the troublesome manuevering thrusters.
----
Try turning them off and back on again.

Posted by: Starliner Help Desk Support at June 06, 2024 02:49 PM (7fElN)

206 "I don't think I've ever found one for 'snizz'"

Yeah, I've been wondering what that was about. I imagine it is some weird Jim Henson monster on Fraggle Rock.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (IHRQq)
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Yeah, I was looking for snizz on the internet.

Seems like it's origin is the HQ.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)

207 Cross between a yam and a beet. In other words, something you throw away with disdain.
Posted by: BurtTC

Yeet Chute > Yam Chute

Use in a sentence. "Hot Johnny Up The Yeet Chute".

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (7rocu)

208 This busty bikini brunette on the beach looks forward to the day when justice prevails and *all* Harvard students are rightly and properly marginalized by the society over which they believe they should rule:
http://tiny.cc/1vffyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

Storebought melons.

Pass.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (APLub)

209 Theory:

Killer Joe is a sequel to Dazed and Confused.

Discuss.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (GBKbO)

210 Sometime back I linked a story of a university chancellor getting fired over "abhorrent" homemade porn.

He defends himself at The Chronicle Of Higher Education.

Joe Gow: I Made Porn. That Shouldn't Cost Me Tenure.
The University of Wisconsin system took my chancellorship. Now it wants my job.

https://tinyurl.com/sexffvt4

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (l606a)

211 http://tiny.cc/1vffyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'

Wow. No she IS busty!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

212 205 Currently Starliner does not have permission to enter the so-called 'keep out sphere' around the space station while flight controllers continue to evaluate the troublesome manuevering thrusters.
----
Try turning them off and back on again.
Posted by: Starliner Help Desk Support at June 06, 2024 02:49 PM (7fElN)

What if they claim they're migrants searching for asylum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (x0n13)

213 OT but I don't know if my coworker has seen A Christmas Story one too many times or she's just not that smart. She just pronounced Chelsea as "shell-ee-say."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

214 Gene Hackman: I was going to make espresso!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (cf/0E)

215

What if they claim they're migrants searching for asylum.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (x0n13)

Denied. It's the International Space Station, not the American Free Shit Bandwagon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

216 "I don't think I've ever found one for 'snizz'"

Yeah, I've been wondering what that was about. I imagine it is some weird Jim Henson monster on Fraggle Rock.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:48 PM (IHRQq)
---
Yeah, I was looking for snizz on the internet.

Seems like it's origin is the HQ.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (krQz2)
________

It's not new. It's from "snatch." Sadly, it was not invented here.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (iFTx/)

217 She just pronounced Chelsea as "shell-ee-say."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

You fucked up, A-A-Ron.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (BpZ5k)

218 http://tiny.cc/1vffyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

God bless America.

Look! She's even saluting.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (l606a)

219 211 http://tiny.cc/1vffyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)'

This girl will never drown.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (aFNOf)

220 What if they claim they're migrants searching for asylum.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (x0n13)
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Ask them if they're committed.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (krQz2)

221 OT but I don't know if my coworker has seen A Christmas Story one too many times or she's just not that smart. She just pronounced Chelsea as "shell-ee-say."
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 02:51 PM (DRSnL)

AY AY RON!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

222 I think that word might have been used by South Park.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (cf/0E)

223 "Seems like it's origin is the HQ."

Which is an impressive feat in and of itself, outside of the "snizz".

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (IHRQq)

224 Karloff was a good actor, when not mired by schlock. But even in a poor movie, just like Michael Cain, he can still do something within a role.
Posted by: Axeman

Agreed.

And don't forget that he was the Grinch.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (v6JzV)

225 My mother asked why my brother supports Trump when he's a "loving caring guy who is intelligent". My theory is middle aged white men see society changing, they're losing power, and Trump promises a return to a time that never really existed.

Also, he drives a truck and listens to hate radio all day (thinks Glenn Beck was a "liberal").

Nailed it. Suddenly there was a black President, gays were no longer easy targets, THEN able to marry. We almost had a female President! It was all too much for many people. They simply lost it.

Iowa used to be a swing state, but Obama seems to have broken a lot of people. They just couldn't get their minds around a Black president. We also were the third state to legalize gay marriage...that was probably part of it as well.

I agree with you on white males losing their absolute power. That is why they are coming for us women so hard. We scare unintelligent men.

Right after 9-11 W went from the lowest approval to the highest. When Americans are afraid they veer towards authoritarianism.

It's hard to comprehend the depravity. Large body counts do not phase them at all.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

226
Foreigner "Starrider" from the first album 977.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (x0n13)

227 Storebought melons.

Pass.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (APLub)

Hey, when life gives you melons....

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (NtVYv)

228 Wire me $100 million dollars immediately and I will turn the thrusters back on!

Posted by: Nigerian Prince at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (mH6SG)

229 OT: tinyurl.com/xux4a8za

What the actual...
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:44 PM (IHRQq)

Looks like a tranny.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (48oK1)

230 Supported by Nasa International Zpace Ztation
S.N.I.Z.Z.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (cf/0E)

231 Storebought melons.

Pass.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (APLub)

Hey, when life gives you melons....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (NtVYv)
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Turn them into a floatation device?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (7fElN)

232 I agree with you on white males losing their absolute power. That is why they are coming for us women so hard.

So, we're really not doing phrasing anymore then......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

233 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
May 29

Justices Alito and Thomas: lifelong appointments, lifelong disappointments.

SCOTUS needs an overhaul with a code of ethics that is actually enforceable—not whatever BS one they pretended to adopt.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

234 225 I agree with you on white males losing their absolute power. That is why they are coming for us women so hard. We scare unintelligent men.

Right after 9-11 W went from the lowest approval to the highest. When Americans are afraid they veer towards authoritarianism.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)

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1. I'm unclear how I'm coming for women. Well, Dolley has her opinions on that, but that's mostly because I'm handsy with her.

2. This is just one of those hilarious bits of cognitive dissonance. "Trump voters are going to kill everyone because they're losing power! They only hold onto power by instilling fear into everyone!"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

235 My mother asked why my brother supports Trump when he's a "loving caring guy who is intelligent". My theory is middle aged white men see society changing, they're losing power, and Trump promises a return to a time that never really existed.

--

A time that never really existed but somehow every single thing was better and functional.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (23ZaS)

236 There is no far left. Get tired of hearing all these different "degrees" of leftism. Old School Dem, progressive or liberal. Shit always ends up at the same place, tyranny. They're all the same.

Posted by: JROD at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (IlL6s)

237 Sometime back I linked a story of a university chancellor getting fired over "abhorrent" homemade porn.
He defends himself at The Chronicle Of Higher Education.
Joe Gow: I Made Porn. That Shouldn't Cost Me Tenure.
The University of Wisconsin system took my chancellorship. Now it wants my job.
https://tinyurl.com/sexffvt4
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (l606a)

Bob Crane made a lot of homemade porn. He was quite good at it and even invited his neighbor, Carrol O'Connor, over to preview his latest conquest.

Word on the street was Bob was packing heat.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (7rocu)

238 233 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
May 29

Justices Alito and Thomas: lifelong appointments, lifelong disappointments.

SCOTUS needs an overhaul with a code of ethics that is actually enforceable—not whatever BS one they pretended to adopt.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

=======

But he supports Israel!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (GBKbO)

239 @229 I noticed it was mannish but didn't make the connection because Notthebee was calling it a woman.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (IHRQq)

240

I have a Jewish friend in Pittsburgh who was huge for Fetty and got on my shit for being.a "Republican" and all that. We never talked politics.

But now, he wants to take a shit on AOCs head. He hates progs.

Still doesn't like Trump, but this shit put the fear of God into him.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (et1vG)

241 How can colleges go back to punishing people for mis-pronouning and wearing problematic Halloween costumes after allowing this Intifada garbage? I mean, they will try, of course, but I don't see how it will stand up legally.

Posted by: Bud Norton at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (6cOMd)

242 Yeet!

Yeet yeet yeet yeet

YEET!
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (J2Nos)

Yootie toot toot !

Posted by: JT at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (T4tVD)

243 Fetterman had a life threatening experience. One that could still take him at any time. Then he had therapy. If you’re a good person deep down inside, that’s enough to shed your biases and shibboleths and seek the truth in all things. He’s now finding out who really loves him, and who the Judas’ are.

To go before our Creator with a clean conscience and truth filled soul is an experience no honest, thoughtful, good person would deny is the very definition of eternal bliss.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (zD1Id)

244 @SenFettermanPA
May 29

Justices Alito and Thomas: lifelong appointments, lifelong disappointments.

SCOTUS needs an overhaul with a code of ethics that is actually enforceable—not whatever BS one they pretended to adopt.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (NpAcC)

Now do Jackson and Sotomayor.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

245 235 A time that never really existed but somehow every single thing was better and functional.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (23ZaS)

========

That dichotomy is ever-present in these comments from DU.

They yearn for safer times, bemoan the rise of crime (when they're not outright dismissing it), and then attack anyone, absolutely anyone, who talks about returning to any previous politics as wanting a return of Jim Crow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

246 When Americans are afraid they veer towards authoritarianism.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
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*Cough* COVID *Cough* *Cough*

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (krQz2)

247 241 How can colleges go back to punishing people for mis-pronouning and wearing problematic Halloween costumes after allowing this Intifada garbage? I mean, they will try, of course, but I don't see how it will stand up legally.
Posted by: Bud Norton at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (6cOMd)

"It's ok, don't worry, I hate jews."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (BpZ5k)

248 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

Dream on, Mannix! I have a feeling most boobettes sending photos into the internet are probably not conservatives, but you knew that

. It's different having a sexy photo which you send to your boyfriend or husband give to your boyfriend and blasting it out on the internet where any person you don't know can pay a fee to see it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (XkYcA)

249 I looked it up, and while Karloff played Jonathan the "evil"brother in the 1941 stage play of Arsenic, Mortimer (Cary Grant in the movie) was done by Allyn (or Allan) Joslyn, a busy radio and (later) TV actor. He played "Mr. Hilliard" in three episodes of The Addams Family.

I'll bet he was pretty darn good.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (J2vNu)

250 This busty bikini brunette on the beach looks forward to the day when justice prevails and *all* Harvard students are rightly and properly marginalized by the society over which they believe they should rule:
http://tiny.cc/1vffyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

Storebought melons.

Pass.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:50 PM (APLub)
________

She looks almost exactly like the Chinese girl I mentioned yesterday, who is starting to have back problems from her yuge boobs.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

251 Bob Crane made a lot of homemade porn. He was quite good at it and even invited his neighbor, Carrol O'Connor, over to preview his latest conquest.

Word on the street was Bob was packing heat.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2024 02:55 PM (7rocu)

His wife and kid never knew anything about it till AFTER he was beaten to death with his tripod.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (Zz0t1)

252 227 Hey, when life gives you melons....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (NtVYv)

Get a melon-baller?

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (x0n13)

253 So, we're really not doing phrasing anymore then......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
In that case, the layup isn't worth the effort. *Nobody* is coming for those women anymore. Their husbands probably would, but I strongly suspect that "women who withhold sex from their husbands to make some kind of stupid 'stand' or send some kind of stupid 'message'" are overrepresented on DU.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)

254 *Cough* COVID *Cough* *Cough*

Where's your mask, Axeman?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (IHRQq)

255 You fucked up, A-A-Ron.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (BpZ5k)

AY AY RON!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

=====

I swear, my husband watches that clip once a week. And I myself am guilty of calling that chief of police in the Scheffler kerfuffle "jay-kwellin."

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (DRSnL)

256 They yearn for safer times, bemoan the rise of crime (when they're not outright dismissing it), and then attack anyone, absolutely anyone, who talks about returning to any previous politics as wanting a return of Jim Crow.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)
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They breathe false dichotomies.

I think that's why they are so quick to read a false dichotomy in conservative rhetoric.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (krQz2)

257 An interesting factoid about Karloff: He was the great-nephew of the woman who went to Siam to teach and became the model for Anna in "Anna and the King of Siam" and "The King and I."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (v6JzV)

258 middle aged white men see society changing, they're losing power, and Trump promises a return to a time that never really existed.
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Huh??

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (bvpbm)

259 Hey, when life gives you melons....
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (NtVYv)

Life didn't give her those, her daddy's plastic sturgeon did.

And now she's making bank on Only Fans. Daddy must be proud.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (APLub)

260 253 In that case, the layup isn't worth the effort. *Nobody* is coming for those women anymore. Their husbands probably would, but I strongly suspect that "women who withhold sex from their husbands to make some kind of stupid 'stand' or send some kind of stupid 'message'" are overrepresented on DU.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)

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Dolley and I disagree about politics.

She's never once withheld sex over politics.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

261 @248 "It's different having a sexy photo which you send to your boyfriend or husband"

Please go on. We're all listening, Fen.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (IHRQq)

262 258 middle aged white men see society changing, they're losing power, and Trump promises a return to a time that never really existed.
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Huh??
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (bvpbm)

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It's probably how they explain the founder of the Black Panthers backing Trump.

He's actually a black white supremacist who wants white people to hold power over him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

263 Ah, porno. Proof that yes indeed, prostitution is the *only* crime that becomes legal if you videotape it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (d04cU)

264 nic change

Posted by: BahLahKee- semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (tT6L1)

265 You fucked up, A-A-Ron.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:52 PM (BpZ5k)
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Go see Mr. O-Shag-Hennessey!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (krQz2)

266 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
May 15

We’ve seen Republicans use every trick they can to control women’s bodies and their access to proper reproductive care—total BS.

I’ll proudly be the 51st vote to scrap the filibuster and restore Roe

Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

267 Dolley and I disagree about politics.

She's never once withheld sex over politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
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Somethign tells me she's not a DU poster, either.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (d04cU)

268 She looks almost exactly like the Chinese girl I mentioned yesterday, who is starting to have back problems from her yuge boobs.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 02:56 PM (iFTx/)

She's suffering from Margaret Cho face too.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (APLub)

269 Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (IHRQq

I don't see any need to say anymore, thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (XkYcA)

270 266 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
May 15

We’ve seen Republicans use every trick they can to control women’s bodies and their access to proper reproductive care—total BS.

I’ll proudly be the 51st vote to scrap the filibuster and restore Roe
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

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But he calls Bob Menendez an asshole!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

271 nic change
Posted by: BahLahKee- semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (tT6L1)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (DRSnL)

272 He's actually a black white supremacist who wants white people to hold power over him.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)
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He's been demoralized.

He now doesn't know if he's black.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (krQz2)

273 Plastic Sturgeon?

Roe Roe Roe the toast points ...

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (x0n13)

274 "I don't see any need to say anymore, thanks."

Hahahahahaha!

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (IHRQq)

275 How long before Democrats "realize" the Black Panthers were terrorists

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (bvpbm)

276 That is why they are coming for us women so hard. We scare unintelligent men.

-

Spoiler alert:

There's not one man who is scared by "you women."

Because the truth exists that any man chooses a woman based entirely on her looks and temperament and with zero concern for her accomplishments, job, bank account, etc. She could work at Hardees or she could be a stock broker. It doesn't matter one single bit for a guy.

That is not true for women. Matter of fact, take the "unintelligent men" mentioned above and make them multimillionaires and the more attractive of the women in his orbit will be positioning and cat-fighting and backstabbing to try and secure that "unintelligent man".

They have convinced themselves that what THEY look for in a man is what men are looking for in women. Nothing could be farther from the truth.

But no one is scared of women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (23ZaS)

277 @SenFettermanPA
May 15

We’ve seen Republicans use every trick they can to control women’s bodies and their access to proper reproductive care—total BS.

It's not 'reproductive' if you rip out the result prematurely.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

278 Karloff was a good actor, when not mired by schlock. But even in a poor movie, just like Michael Cain, he can still do something within a role.
Posted by: Axeman
*
Agreed.

And don't forget that he was the Grinch.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024

***
He even played a woman once.

'Struth. It was an episode of The Girl From U.N.C.L.E., one of the few decent ones, where Robert Vaughn as Solo crossed over to be featured as he and April Dancer battled "Mother Muffin" in an episode named for her. There's no hint that MM was a transgender or cross-dresser, so I believe that she was indeed a "she."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (J2vNu)

279 US Senator Casey strikes & then hides so it's the US Representatives who have the greater tendency to be batsh*t crazy in PA.

Summer Lee, Susan Wilde, Madeleine Deane, Mary Gay Scanlon...

There's nothing of yours they won't give away.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 03:01 PM (NFX2v)

280 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Was Karloff ever in "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:01 PM (v6JzV)

281 Is Fetterman Jewish ?

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:01 PM (SHMXB)

282 How long before Democrats "realize" the Black Panthers were terrorists
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (bvpbm)
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Ah, there are only a handful of crossers so far.

When the number gets significantly greater than 50%, that's when they recognize that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

283 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA
May 15

We’ve seen Republicans use every trick they can to control women’s bodies and their access to proper reproductive care—total BS.

I’ll proudly be the 51st vote to scrap the filibuster and restore Roe
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (NpAcC)

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"Reproductive care." Just come out and say the word "abortion", dickhead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:01 PM (DRSnL)

284 I’ll proudly be the 51st vote to scrap the filibuster and restore Roe

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They are desperate to make sure there is no reduction in the rate of murder of black babies.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (23ZaS)

285 So all it takes is a massive stroke to fix leftists?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (Aoykm)

286 129 Okay. I have to ask. What the hell is "yeet"?
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)

It's what you do to a swamp puppy after you yoink it.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (VGRuw)

287 "So all it takes is a massive stroke to fix leftists?"

More clot shots in blue states!

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (IHRQq)

288 She's suffering from Margaret Cho face too.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 02:59 PM (APLub)

We all look alike to you, don't we.........

Posted by: Ho Lee Fuk at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

289 The play had to cast people who "look like Peter Lorre and Boris Karlof", but the movie simply cast those actors.

>My mother asked why my brother supports Trump when he's a "loving caring guy who is intelligent".

"Why are you asking me? Won't cable news tell you the answer?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (cf/0E)

290 Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (IHRQq)

I talk about any number of things here, and I don't even respond to all the boobettes on show. However, if you have a problem with my posts please scroll over them A number of our fine posters on here do that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:03 PM (XkYcA)

291 Plastic Sturgeon?

Roe Roe Roe the toast points ...
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 03:00 PM (x0n13)

I hear tell all the fishes in the sea are now 75% plastic, because I answer the question wrong in the grocery store.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 03:03 PM (APLub)

292 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA

22h

Today, I proudly cast my vote in the AFFIRMATIVE to protect access to birth control.

As usual, my Republican colleagues prioritized politics over people and blocked it.

This is exactly why we should scrap the filibuster and stop playing games with women’s health care.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 03:03 PM (NpAcC)

293 Who said I had a problem with your posts?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:03 PM (IHRQq)

294 Careful. Daily Caller, June 4th, 'Former Black Panther Leader Explains Why He Supports Trump For President'

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (NFX2v)

295 There's the Shrek Fetterman we all know. A 6'10" pile of shit.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (IgEyy)

296 Maybe Fetterman had damage to the part of his brain responsible for lying. Wasn't there a movie like that?

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (bvpbm)

297 I agree with you on white males losing their absolute power. That is why they are coming for us women so hard. We scare unintelligent men.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at June 06, 2024 02:53 PM (JCZqz)
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What the fuck are they talking about? What men are "scared" by these abhorrent farm animals? They only wish that men noticed them enough to form an opinion on whether to be scared or not.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)

298 Today, I proudly cast my vote in the AFFIRMATIVE to protect access to birth control.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 03:03 PM (NpAcC)

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Um. Who exactly doesn't have access to birth control?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (DRSnL)

299 Dolley and I disagree about politics.

She's never once withheld sex over politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)

I guess as long as the dishes get done, the spiders get squashed and the blu-ray shelf is organized and dusted then Dolley is a happy lamb.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (l606a)

300 Dream on, Mannix! I have a feeling most boobettes sending photos into the internet are probably not conservatives, but you knew that

when that OnlyFans 1099 gets to the IRS some of them find a little of that fiscal conservatism at least

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (AR07F)

301 So all it takes is a massive stroke to fix leftists?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (Aoykm)
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Somebody pressed the reset button on his brain.

I'm telling you. That's my theory.

It just, to me, that Dem's get stuck in a loop. And the conclusions they make only make sense within that loop. When you are removed from that cognitive loop, you have an opportunity to see it from the outside.

Fetterman realized that he would rather be an old-style Democrat.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (krQz2)

302

*puts a call out for the fainting couch*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

303 Was Karloff ever in "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024

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No. Vincent Price was, as a poisonous French Thrush bigwig; and Cesar Romero (before Batman) earlier played a similar character. The character Price played was supposed to be the same guy, but Romero wasn't available, and so the writer/producer renamed him.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

304 I love blue on blue fighting and Fetterman is just like every other Leftist. History only started yesterday for him. The Democrats became communist adjacent around 1915 as they embraced socialism and Marxism.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (SHMXB)

305 She's never once withheld sex over politics.

--

ISWYDT

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (23ZaS)

306 299 I guess as long as the dishes get done, the spiders get squashed and the blu-ray shelf is organized and dusted then Dolley is a happy lamb.
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (l606a)

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She is not happy that I keep...buying movies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

307 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

Was Karloff ever in "The Man From U.N.C.L.E.?"

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I asked that before I saw your post about "The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. Never heard of that one before. Who played the girl?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (v6JzV)

308 =====

Um. Who exactly doesn't have access to birth control?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (DRSnL)

Aborted babies.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

309 Reproductive care." Just come out and say the word "abortion", dickhead.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:01 PM (DRSnL)
*******
He's a leopard that really hasn't changed his spots and will vote for Biden's policies 99% of the time.

Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (NpAcC)

310 Karloff did an I Spy with Culp & Cosby, though!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (J2vNu)

311 What men are "scared" by these abhorrent farm animals?
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The rationalization is that if men weren't scared of them, they'd be dating them, breeding them, and marrying them.

They never consider their bathing habits or rancid personalities.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (IHRQq)

312 When the number gets significantly greater than 50%, that's when they recognize that.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:01 PM (krQz2)

If the number supporting "republicans" ever even gets within smelling distance of 50%, we'll have kids learning in schools that the Panthers were terrorists and that America has never been racist ever not even once.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (BpZ5k)

313 Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA

22h

Today, I proudly cast my vote in the AFFIRMATIVE to protect access to birth control.

As usual, my Republican colleagues prioritized politics over people and blocked it.

This is exactly why we should scrap the filibuster and stop playing games with women’s health care.
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 03:03 PM (NpAcC)
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I challenge Fetterman to name ONE STATE that has blocked all access to birth control or contraception.

As always, the only form of "birth control" the Dems approve of is abortion, now and forever.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (7fElN)

314 285 So all it takes is a massive stroke to fix leftists?
Posted by: Jak Sucio

FJB didn't improve, but he is different.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (NFX2v)

315 It's funny how the first 2-300 posts are almost positive for Fetterman, then one person posts 2 tweets from him, and we all turn against him.

Because he's still very much a Democrat, and people just need a reminder every once in a while, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

316 I'm not "scared" of the asshole child in the movie theater, I just don't want it to be there.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (BpZ5k)

317 TJM, how are your boys doing?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

318 White Leftist American woke women are the worst human beings in the world.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (SHMXB)

319 Dream on, Mannix! I have a feeling most boobettes sending photos into the internet are probably not conservatives, but you knew that

-

Technology is reaching the point where no one will need to send or sell photos online. Look up Stable Diffusion if you are unfamilar. You don't even need to search for dirty pictures. Just creations people have made of humans that don't exist.

I bet that worries a LOT of Stronk Empowered Women.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (23ZaS)

320 >>>Here's more from the space blog Spaceflight Now:

Currently Starliner does not have permission to enter the so-called 'keep out sphere' around the space station while flight controllers continue to evaluate the troublesome manuevering thrusters. They will however close in by another 60 meters or so, under manual control, to a… pic.twitter.com/r6KM
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 02:34 PM (rsqyi)
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I sincerely hope the crew makes it home safely.

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (bQ/08)

321 My mother asked why my brother supports Trump when he's a "loving caring guy who is intelligent".

"Why are you asking me? Won't cable news tell you the answer?"

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 03:02 PM (cf/0E)
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My daughter asked a gay male friend how he could even think about voting for Trump.

She lost him as a friend because she could never let it go.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (krQz2)

322 Joe she seems heartwarming

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

323 It's funny how the first 2-300 posts are almost positive for Fetterman, then one person posts 2 tweets from him, and we all turn against him.

Because he's still very much a Democrat, and people just need a reminder every once in a while, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

If the foo shits.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

324 315 It's funny how the first 2-300 posts are almost positive for Fetterman, then one person posts 2 tweets from him, and we all turn against him.

Because he's still very much a Democrat, and people just need a reminder every once in a while, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

Just because we want nice things doesn't mean we can have nice things.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (BpZ5k)

325 I asked that before I saw your post about "The Girl From U.N.C.L.E. Never heard of that one before. Who played the girl?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024

***
In the pilot, which aired on Man and was at least decent, it was Mary Ann Mobley, the former Miss America. In the oh-so-campy TV series they spun off from that, it was Stefanie Powers. She was better than the material.

Her sidekick was Noel Harrison, Rex's son.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (J2vNu)

326 Democrats won't ever say what they're really voting for. Ever.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:08 PM (bvpbm)

327 Oh, additional information: my daughter is the one who "doesn't want to talk politics" around her parents.

She knows we won't go for her lofo shit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:08 PM (krQz2)

328 My wife withholds sex when the Patriots lose.

I miss Tom Brady.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at June 06, 2024 03:08 PM (wBaIH)

329 The rationalization is that if men weren't scared of them, they'd be dating them, breeding them, and marrying them.

They never consider their bathing habits or rancid personalities.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight

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or the part where lots of guys want families and the eggs are expired.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:08 PM (23ZaS)

330 My parents were always fairly die hard Republicans.

I fear that i've done nothing but radicalize them.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:08 PM (BpZ5k)

331 317 TJM, how are your boys doing?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

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The older one is having a great time with his cadre of new friends.

The younger one goes to school and is largely happy.

My mother-in-law came into town yesterday, and they love her more than they lover their parents, so they're very happy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

332 325 Mmmmmm...Stefanie Powers....mmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:08 PM (v6JzV)

333 What the fuck are they talking about? What men are "scared" by these abhorrent farm animals? They only wish that men noticed them enough to form an opinion on whether to be scared or not.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:04 PM (iFTx/)
++++
It's a coping mechanism. "Men are afraid because I'm strong and they're weak and stupid" is much easier on the ego than "they aren't interested in me" or, even worse, "they disagree with me for their own reasons that might be legitimate."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:09 PM (d04cU)

334 I do like Internet Boobette as a formulation I must say.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:09 PM (bvpbm)

335 So here's my wacky idea - Fetterman as Trump's VP.

Discuss.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 06, 2024 03:09 PM (zSyrn)

336 She is not happy that I keep...buying movies.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:05 PM (GBKbO)

Pass this message to the missus.

"Dear Dolley,

Take heart! As big a dork as your man may be, there are bigger still. Just today I preordered an anime collection for $161 and change. Before tax. And after a $30 dollar coupon code. :B

Excelsior!
Robert"

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:10 PM (y/mfb)

337 Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (NFX2v)

I said massive stroke, not massive shit.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 03:10 PM (Aoykm)

338 334 I do like Internet Boobette as a formulation I must say.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:09 PM (bvpbm)

It scans nicely with the Prince tune "Little Red Corvette".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:11 PM (BpZ5k)

339 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:07 PM (23ZaS)

It doesn't worry me. I'm not a STRONK empowered woman. I think women shouldn't send boobie pictures into the internet, but then the ones doing it probably aren't Conservative voters.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:11 PM (XkYcA)

340 My wife withholds sex because, I mean, wouldn't you?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:11 PM (Zz0t1)

341 funny how the first 2-300 posts are almost positive for Fetterman, then one person posts 2 tweets from him, and we all turn against him.

Because he's still very much a Democrat, and people just need a reminder every once in a while, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

In my case I don’t mind acknowledging when a Leftist gets something right. In Fetterman’s case he has gotten 3 things correct which makes him an anomaly but one we can take advantage of without losing sight that’s he’s still a Leftist.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:11 PM (SHMXB)

342 Mmmmmm...Stefanie Powers....mmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024

***
The producers didn't know what to do in scripts about a woman Enforcement agent, not in 1966 (though they could have taken hints from Anne Francis as Honey West the year before). So they had April, her character, as kind of helpless and needing to be rescued by other, male agents.

Originally they had teamed April with an older agent -- Norman Fell, later of The Ropers -- as her trainer and partner. Their dynamic worked. Powers and Harrison didn't.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (J2vNu)

343 I do like Internet Boobette as a formulation I must say.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:09 PM (bvpbm)

Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (XkYcA)

344 336 Pass this message to the missus.

"Dear Dolley,

Take heart! As big a dork as your man may be, there are bigger still. Just today I preordered an anime collection for $161 and change. Before tax. And after a $30 dollar coupon code. :B

Excelsior!
Robert"
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:10 PM (y/mfb)

========

The one thing that irritates her most is when I upgrade a Blu-ray to 4K.

I'm not sure how happy she would be if she found out how much I paid for the Crimson Peak 4K coming tomorrow which will be replacing the Crimson Peak Blu-ray I bought forever ago.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)

345 The one thing that irritates her most is when I upgrade a Blu-ray to 4K. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
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Is there a viable resale market for the older non-4k prints?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (d04cU)

346 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

347 Axeman: Yeet means to forcefully throw something.

Posted by: BUTCH at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (0APJ3)

348 341 In my case I don’t mind acknowledging when a Leftist gets something right. In Fetterman’s case he has gotten 3 things correct which makes him an anomaly but one we can take advantage of without losing sight that’s he’s still a Leftist.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:11 PM (SHMXB)

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It's akin to John McCain demanding a border fence.

Until he changes his voting habits, it's empty rhetoric.

Fetterman hasn't changed his voting habits.

Rhetoric means nothing to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

349 Former CNN political analyst Chris Cillizza on Thursday said a Republican-controlled Senate is virtually a guarantee if former President Donald Trump is victorious in the upcoming presidential election.

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (RHGPo)

350 It doesn't worry me. I'm not a STRONK empowered woman. I think women shouldn't send boobie pictures into the internet, but then the ones doing it probably aren't Conservative voters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

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Sure, but there are lots of Stronk Business Women Engaged in Business who are essentially prostitutes. Onlyfans, Instagram, etc. make attractive women lots of money. That's how they pay for their luxuries.

And now men have figured out how to cut them out of the cycle.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (23ZaS)

351 I am sure I have yet to say 1 nice thing about Fetterman

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (fwDg9)

352 345 The one thing that irritates her most is when I upgrade a Blu-ray to 4K. ...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
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Is there a viable resale market for the older non-4k prints?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (d04cU)

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Nope. I'm lucky if I net $1.50 from old Blu-rays.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

353 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

That gave me diabeetus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)

354 Originally they had teamed April with an older agent -- Norman Fell, later of The Ropers -- as her trainer and partner.

Fell was one of the San Fran cops in Bullitt, so I can see that.

Also, Anne Francis...mmmmmmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (v6JzV)

355 Education
Albright College (BA)
University of Connecticut (MBA)
Harvard University (MPP)

Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (RHGPo)

356 335 So here's my wacky idea - Fetterman as Trump's VP.

Discuss.
Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 06, 2024 03:09 PM (zSyrn)

The only thing Fetterman brings with him is a small chunk of the mobile vulgus. He has no coattails, and he has no institutional support or attachments beyond being the creature of the Uniparty.

It would be an awesome meme pick, but doesn't really bring anything to the party except maybe cement a win in PA.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (BpZ5k)

357 Dolley and I disagree about politics.

She's never once withheld sex over politics.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:57 PM (GBKbO)
*******
She's voting for Biden?

Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

358 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

That gave me diabeetus.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (Zz0t1)
_____________

ROLL TIDE

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

359 357 She's voting for Biden?
Posted by: redridinghood at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (NpAcC)

=======

Probably. She hates Trump, and we don't talk about it.

Love her to death, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

360 TJM, have you updated Prometheus to 4K?

Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 03:15 PM (Aoykm)

361
ROLL TIDE
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

in flour and find the wet spot.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

362 360 TJM, have you updated Prometheus to 4K?
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 03:15 PM (Aoykm)

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No. I have the 3D version (though no 3D TV).

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

363 “National American Miss is known for sending open call letters in the mail and I got that eight years ago and I was like, ‘I really want to compete. I want to do this,'” Milliken said.

--

So it's the Who's Who of American High School Students of beauty pagents.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:15 PM (23ZaS)

364 @321 a friend from law school and a good lawyer, who's a registered Dem, put up a straight legal defense of Trump on Facebook regarding the Bragg case. People jumped ugly on her and at least two unfriended her. You simply can't reason with such people .

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 06, 2024 03:16 PM (Clqcn)

365 Rhetoric means nothing to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (GBKbO)

Then why do politicians give speeches? And propaganda must not work .

Fetterman will vote the way you want on the three issues I referred to .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:16 PM (SHMXB)

366 Fetterman has street sense, a wife with PR sense & kids in private schools. He'll be fine regardless.

Philadelphia Magazine, Is This the John Fetterman Pennsylvania Elected?
John Fetterman endured a stroke and a high-profile struggle with depression on his way to becoming the junior Senator from Pennsylvania. Now he’s staking out positions that have some of his staunchest supporters crying foul. What gives?
by TOM MCGRATH· 4/20/2024, 8:00 p.m.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 03:16 PM (NFX2v)

367 Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:13 PM (23ZaS)

I don't know any of those people.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:16 PM (XkYcA)

368 So it's the Who's Who of American High School Students of beauty pagents.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 03:15 PM (23ZaS)

I was in that book.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:16 PM (Zz0t1)

369 365 Then why do politicians give speeches? And propaganda must not work .

Fetterman will vote the way you want on the three issues I referred to .
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:16 PM (SHMXB)

========

In what way will these things come up for a vote in Congress? He's still voting for every Biden nominee for the judiciary, no matter how radical.

Rhetoric obviously does work on many people. It's why Republicans lie about their positions during campaigns.

It doesn't work on me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

370 Education
Albright College (BA)
University of Connecticut (MBA)
Harvard University (MPP)
Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (RHGPo)
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"A.B., M.A., Ph.D. - Abmaphid! Abmaphid has been variously described as a wonder drug and a wasting disease of the brain. It is actually both."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:17 PM (mUnoX)

371 >>>It doesn't worry me. I'm not a STRONK empowered woman. I think women shouldn't send boobie pictures into the internet, but then the ones doing it probably aren't Conservative voters.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
-------------------

They probably don't conserve anything.

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 06, 2024 03:17 PM (bQ/08)

372 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

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Good lord, she's not even pretty.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

373 @Fetterman as VP

Let's hope Biden doesn't have a violin.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (B0mGw)

374 Atmore resident Sara Milliken (center), winner of the Miss Alabama title in the recent National American Miss pageant, posed with city officials during the June 1 ribbon cutting for Atmore’s Arts & Entertainment District. It was a case of “third time lucky” for the 23-year-old local woman, daughter of Lisa Milliken and the late Larry Milliken. She had twice before entered the pageant without placing.
https://tinyurl.com/xdzv8nzw

There's a reason she didn't place, and she shouldn't have placed this time. Nothing shall remain uncolonized by leftists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (d04cU)

375 This makes sense to progressives:

1. Gender is something society made up. It's not real.

2. I identify with a made-up social construct and you have to respect that.

My biggest Eureka moment of this year is to realize that what humans do in society is put expectations on each other, and those expectations are not limited and are phrased as "should". We are always having shoulds pushed onto us, and we are always pushing shoulds at other people. It is a negotiation.

"You have to respect how I want to position myself with made-up social constructs" is simply a preference.

I care too much about reason to let them get away pushing it on me to ignore that a social-construct becomes no less a social-construct because you take a personal meaning to how you want to employ that.

A: Gender is made up.

Me: Maybe

A: I have my own special gender.

Me: Nope! You said it was made up. It doesn't become any less made up--where the implication is that it's insignificant--because you have a special affection for one part. Many of us rather like Men being Men and Women being Women.

In short: push back on all this shit.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (krQz2)

376 372 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

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Good lord, she's not even pretty.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:17 PM (DRSnL)

=======

As little as the title of Miss Alabama used to mean, it doesn't even mean that anymore.

Nice way to debase one's own institution, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

377 "Good lord, she's not even pretty."

They did say Alabama.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (IHRQq)

378 Nice way to debase one's own institution, I guess.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)
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It's the Leftist way.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (d04cU)

379 They probably don't conserve anything.

Posted by: Braenyard - is never going to catch up at June 06, 2024 03:17 PM (bQ/0

---
I conserve my energy!

Posted by: Sen. Pierre Delecto at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (krQz2)

380
Fell was one of the San Fran cops in Bullitt, so I can see that.

Also, Anne Francis...mmmmmmmmmmmm...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024

***
Some years ago I wrote a fan-fiction story with the original April and Mark (Fell's character), in which she first has to kill someone on a mission. The dynamic between those two characters worked much better when I pictured Mobley and Fell.

Anne Francis also played a villain on U.N.C.L.E. in what amounted to a two-part episode. Marvelous job.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (J2vNu)

381 The one thing that irritates her most is when I upgrade a Blu-ray to 4K.

I'm not sure how happy she would be if she found out how much I paid for the Crimson Peak 4K coming tomorrow which will be replacing the Crimson Peak Blu-ray I bought forever ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

No second beer at the restaurant for you, Mister!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (v6JzV)

382 "Good lord, she's not even pretty."

They did say Alabama.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (IHRQq)
++++
I am sure there are pretty girls in Alabama. I saw at least some of them in the stands at football games back when I watched sports.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (d04cU)

383 346 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black

Dayum....you should have posted that under my name.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (JCZqz)

384 At Insty:

Virginia has gone blue in every presidential election since 2008.

Four years ago Trump lost the state to Joe Biden by 10 points.

Nobody considered Virginia — and its 13 electoral votes — a battleground this year.

Late last month a Roanoke College poll found Trump and Biden tied, 42% to 42%.

Biden was already looking anemic in a January poll by Virginia Commonwealth University, which had him ahead by just 3 points.

What’s happening in Virginia is that the Democrats’ coalition is cracking even as Biden’s gruesome foreign-policy record helps heal divisions within the GOP.

Trump is in a position to win “NeverTrump Republicans” — or NearlyNeverTrumpers — for the first time, while Biden is losing ground with the rural and working-class whites Democrats still need to win in places like Virginia.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (xCA6C)

385 Wait, he's only got a MPP from Hahvudd?

Fuck me, you don't have to get the drawing of the puppy even close to the original to get an MPP from Hahhhvud, just make sure the check is made out right.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (BpZ5k)

386 They did say Alabama.
Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (IHRQq)

She uses a biscuit as a tampon to soak up the gravy every month.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

387 >>>Rhetoric obviously does work on many people. It's why Republicans lie about their positions during campaigns.

It doesn't work on me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
-----------

It's not what they say it's what they do.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (bQ/08)

388 She uses a biscuit as a tampon to soak up the gravy every month.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
That's revolting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (d04cU)

389 381 No second beer at the restaurant for you, Mister!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:19 PM (v6JzV)

=======

I always get it if I want it. She doesn't always approve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

390 Good lord, she's not even pretty.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:17 PM (DRSnL)
---
Indeed. I've met plenty of overweight gals with a pretty face.

She's not one of them.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (krQz2)

391 Wifey doesn't think Trump was enough of a dictator

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (bvpbm)

392 ++++
That's revolting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (d04cU)

I did kinda gross myself out typing that......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

393 I said massive stroke, not massive shit.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

Moody Neuro dot org: It is a form of a stroke which has a high fatality rate. Following a February speech in New York, Biden passed out in his hotel. He was unconscious for five hours. He later required two brain surgeries for aneurysms, one which had already broken and another which had the potential to break.

I'm not a physician but that seems to qualify.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 03:21 PM (NFX2v)

394 They did say Alabama.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (IHRQq)
---
Sweet Home!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:21 PM (krQz2)

395 Is there a viable resale market for the older non-4k prints?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (d04cU)

Define "viable."

I mean you can sell just about any old DVD, for sure, but it's not like any of it will resell for much.

Now if we're talking niche collections like anime?

If I were to start hocking all my anime I'd say I could get probably get back 80% of what I paid. In a few cases I might turn a small profit.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:21 PM (/Z7xb)

396 The one thing that irritates her most is when I upgrade a Blu-ray to 4K.

I'm not sure how happy she would be if she found out how much I paid for the Crimson Peak 4K coming tomorrow which will be replacing the Crimson Peak Blu-ray I bought forever ago.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (GBKbO)
________

When NF shut down its disc service, I went with 3D Bluray Rental. Despite the name, it's basically a NF service but it has 4K discs. If a movie is out in 4K, they have it. That's big for me. A lot of the blu-ray discs don't have atmos tracks. They do that to try to get you to buy the 4K. I didn't spent all that time and money on an atmos HT system only to not have atmos tracks.

www.3d-blurayrental.com

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

397 Wifey doesn't think Trump was enough of a dictator
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (bvpbm)

=====

I like your wife.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:22 PM (DRSnL)

398 Sponge.

That's gross.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 03:22 PM (qAbWa)

399 383 346 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black

Dayum....you should have posted that under my name.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar
---------------------------------

Admiral, you are a man of your word.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:22 PM (bQ/08)

400 Indeed. I've met plenty of overweight gals with a pretty face.

She's not one of them.
Posted by: Axeman

Overweight women can be very pretty, provided they don't have fat faces. Once they get fat in the face, like Miss Alabama, then it's pretty much over for them lookswise.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (v6JzV)

401 400

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (mUnoX)

402 Define "viable."

I mean you can sell just about any old DVD, for sure, but it's not like any of it will resell for much. ...
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:21 PM (/Z7xb)
++++
Yeah, fair. I used the wrong word. I meant "profitable" or "reasonably remunerative" resale market.

I have a big CD collection. Most of it is pretty close to worthless. There's a market, but the unit prices are down in the sub-basement. I have a small number of items that are stupidly valuable that would pull in literal *hundreds* or over a thousand bucks if I were to list them, but those are rare exceptions.

Thankfully, I don't view it as an investment. I view it as something I like having.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (d04cU)

403 Then why do politicians give speeches? And propaganda must not work .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:16 PM (SHMXB)
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To hear themselves talk?

It was the original selfie.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (krQz2)

404 Bother.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (mUnoX)

405 ROLL TIDE
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:14 PM (iFTx/)

Looks like a crimson whale washed in with the Crimson Tide.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (48oK1)

406 392 ++++
That's revolting.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:20 PM (d04cU)

I did kinda gross myself out typing that......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

I could stand to hear a little more...

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar, channeling Jane from Firefly at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (JCZqz)

407 396 When NF shut down its disc service, I went with 3D Bluray Rental. Despite the name, it's basically a NF service but it has 4K discs. If a movie is out in 4K, they have it. That's big for me. A lot of the blu-ray discs don't have atmos tracks. They do that to try to get you to buy the 4K. I didn't spent all that time and money on an atmos HT system only to not have atmos tracks.

www.3d-blurayrental.com
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

========

I was pretty much continuing the Netflix DVD subscription out of habit, so when it shut down I wasn't too broken up about it. My viewing habits have vastly changed since I first got that subscription.

It's amazing the amount of films you can find at places like ~~ok.ru~~ the internet.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

408 Comment Not Found

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (d04cU)

409 A helpful tip: please quit giving into stereotypes.
The only way Florida can compete, I guess, is to enroll a literal female alligator. With lipstick.

Posted by: what the hell, Alabama at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (gKWVE)

410 402 Thankfully, I don't view it as an investment. I view it as something I like having.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (d04cU)

========

Beanie Babies, though...

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

411 399 383 346 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black

Dayum....you should have posted that under my name.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

That's beyond plus size... Extra plus ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (Akjoo)

412 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings

Hey now, that's Adm Ackbar's schtick.

Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2024 03:25 PM (/y8xj)

413 Beanie Babies, though...
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)

Buy high. Sober up. Regret it. Sell low.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:25 PM (BpZ5k)

414 yeah she's built like a Coke machine

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:25 PM (/7KEl)

415 Define "viable."
---
"Atsa' what I wanna know! Why a bull?" -- Alternate Chico Marx

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:25 PM (krQz2)

416 411 399 383 346 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black

Dayum....you should have posted that under my name.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar

That's beyond plus size... Extra plus ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024

Hope she has a jumbo order of Lume on hand.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM (qAbWa)

417 414 yeah she's built like a Coke ~~machine~~ factory or delivery truck
Posted by: Don Black

Suggested edit for accuracy

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM (JCZqz)

418 That's beyond plus size... Extra plus ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (Akjoo)

volume does scale with radius cubed...

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM (BpZ5k)

419 yeah she's built like a Coke machine

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:25 PM (/7KEl)
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She's a brick. how-se.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM (krQz2)

420 When NF shut down its disc service, I went with 3D Bluray Rental. Despite the name, it's basically a NF service but it has 4K discs. If a movie is out in 4K, they have it. That's big for me. A lot of the blu-ray discs don't have atmos tracks. They do that to try to get you to buy the 4K. I didn't spent all that time and money on an atmos HT system only to not have atmos tracks.

www.3d-blurayrental.com
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:22 PM (iFTx/)

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I was pretty much continuing the Netflix DVD subscription out of habit, so when it shut down I wasn't too broken up about it. My viewing habits have vastly changed since I first got that subscription.

It's amazing the amount of films you can find at places like ok.ru the internet.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (GBKbO)
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I have no wifi or streaming at my apartment. I only watch from physical discs. Plus, the quality of streaming content is sketchy compared to a 4K disc-to-screen system. So NF shutting down that service pissed me off. Luckily the market had alternatives.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

421 She's a brick. how-se.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM (krQz2)

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I thought brickhouse was a good thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (DRSnL)

422 I didn't leave a shit, the shit left me...

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (krQz2)

423 Sorry, Coke machines look better.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (bQ/08)

424 That's beyond plus size... Extra plus ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024

Hope she has a jumbo order of Lume on hand.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Apply like de-icing a plane?

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (mzzp7)

425 Say what you like about Harvard, I'm a graduate.

Posted by: David Hogg at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (CDzkA)

426 425 Say what you like about Harvard, I'm a graduate.
Posted by: David Hogg at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (CDzkA)

I rest my case

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (Akjoo)

427 Paint her red and she'd look like the Kool-Aid man

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (JCZqz)

428 Hope she has a jumbo order of Lume on hand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM (qAbWa)

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Somebody's gonna have to help because there is no way she can reach all of her parts.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (DRSnL)

429 425 Say what you like about Harvard, I'm a graduate.
Posted by: David Hogg at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (CDzkA)

Didn't Li'l Shitler flame out and go on "sabbatical" or something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (BpZ5k)

430 "Paint her red and she'd look like the Kool-Aid man"

Oh, yeah!

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (IHRQq)

431 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings
_______________

Also meet the newest member of the Alabama offensive line.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (Zktzy)

432 Meet the new Miss Alabama

That's hot.

Posted by: Jabba the Hut at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (mH6SG)

433 425 Say what you like about Harvard, I'm a graduate.
Posted by: David Hogg

Gay

Posted by: Kyle Rittenhouse at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (JCZqz)

434 “Triggered?” How about on the brink of a medical emergency. Imma write a waiver for these people to sign. Press hard, multiple copies required.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (as3uC)

435 That's beyond plus size... Extra plus ?

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024
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Multiply size?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (krQz2)

436 346 Meet the new Miss Alabama
https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black

Call me when she leaves.

Posted by: Your Boner at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (7rocu)

437 420 I have no wifi or streaming at my apartment. I only watch from physical discs. Plus, the quality of streaming content is sketchy compared to a 4K disc-to-screen system. So NF shutting down that service pissed me off. Luckily the market had alternatives.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:27 PM (iFTx/)

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I won't argue quality. The physical disc is definitely still better than a stream.

But when it comes to something like finding a copy of Deal of the Century, the best I'm going to be able to do is a 480 stream unless I want to pick up a...DVD.

I have my physical collection for things I want to actually enjoy repeatedly. But discovery is more like a rental.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (GBKbO)

438 Thankfully, I don't view it as an investment. I view it as something I like having.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (d04cU)

*Cue the strong arm dudes hand shake meme*

Left arm - DVD collectors

Right arm - CD collectors

Handshake - Making all your closest loved ones hang their heads in shame

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (K/AdU)

439 volume does scale with radius cubed...
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM

Math! I demand to speak to the Manager! This must be rooted out!!!!!

Posted by: Kareny McKarenface at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (CDzkA)

440 428 Hope she has a jumbo order of Lume on hand.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 03:26 PM (qAbWa)

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Somebody's gonna have to help because there is no way she can reach all of her parts.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (DRSnL)

She needs to go to a car spray booth and load Lume in the spray guns

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (Akjoo)

441 I wonder if the effort to destroy beauty pageants is because Trump was so heavily involved with the Miss American pageant.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (qAbWa)

442 Alabamans must sure like to eat

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (fwDg9)

443 I think they really should have a Miss Alabama "big and beautiful" (or whatever is politically correct) and another contest for normal sized women, because obviously she didn't deserve the title in keeping what the original beauty contest stood for.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (XkYcA)

444 yeah she's built like a ~~Coke~~ washing machine

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:25 PM (/7KEl)

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (Zktzy)

445 Also meet the newest member of the Alabama offensive line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

It's a shame professional sumo only allow men to compete. I wonder if they'd allow her to "transition"?

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (JCZqz)

446 That's beyond plus size... Extra plus ?
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:24 PM (Akjoo)

I think sizing is logarithmic, like the Richter, Decibel, and Fujita scales.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (VGRuw)

447 438 Handshake - Making all your closest loved ones hang their heads in shame
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (K/AdU)

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Everyone says that they're amazed when they see the wall.

Few spend time going through the wall to find interesting things to discover.

I mean, it's what I'd do.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

448 What is the mass required to go from transfer chair to pallet jack?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (as3uC)

449 No, no, no, goofies. Not "Alabama" the State.

Al-abama. The arabic word for "perilously gravid water buffalo".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (BpZ5k)

450 "Handshake - Making all your closest loved ones hang their heads in shame"

They're already editing movies to make them woke approved. Do whatever you like.

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (IHRQq)

451 443 I think they really should have a Miss Alabama "big and beautiful" (or whatever is politically correct) and another contest for normal sized women, because obviously she didn't deserve the title in keeping what the original beauty contest stood for.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (XkYcA)

At least she's not trans... I think

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Akjoo)

452 Paint her red and she'd look like the Kool-Aid man
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at June 06, 2024 [

***
"It's the Sta-Puft Marshmallow Woman!"

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (J2vNu)

453 Fat people falling down is universal comedy.

http://tiny.cc/mxffyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Odg76)

454 Are we sure that "Miss" Alabama is an actual woman? It's so fat and putrid I can't really tell.

This is so sad because there are some real smokeshows in Alabama. This is not one of them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

455 The arabic word for "perilously gravid water buffalo".

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:30 PM (BpZ5k)
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Everyone's got one of those.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (krQz2)

456 DM just had an article about a 40 something y.o. singer who died.
Cause of death...too fat.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (bQ/08)

457 441 I wonder if the effort to destroy beauty pageants is because Trump was so heavily involved with the Miss American pageant.
Posted by: nurse ratched

That's just a bonus. They have to destroy everything of beauty, and recognizing attractive women ESPECIALLY, because they make other women feel bad about themselves. Beautiful at any size CONFIRMED!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (JCZqz)

458 Somebody's gonna have to help because there is no way she can reach all of her parts.
Posted by: Jordan61

I'll bet the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (mzzp7)

459 Handshake - Making all your closest loved ones hang their heads in shame
Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 03:29 PM (K/AdU)
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Meh. They're on shelves in my TV room. If my family have a problem with it, they've never told me. They think I'm weird, not shameful (well, not over my CD collection, anyway).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (d04cU)

460 Also meet the newest member of the Alabama offensive line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (Zktzy)

She could be the entire offensive line. When the opposing team sees that thing coming towards them at a brisk waddle, they'll run for the showers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (48oK1)

461 I have my physical collection for things I want to actually enjoy repeatedly. But discovery is more like a rental.

* fistbump *

Posted by: J. Random Single 'Ron at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (CDzkA)

462 This is what it looks like and what it sounds like when the walls are closing in.

Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (rj6Yv)

463 Oh, the point I forgot - she wasn't nearly as heavy as Miss Alabama.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (bQ/08)

464 Progressive racist Briana Joy Gray claims that Hamas' charter, calling for the erasure of Israel, is not a call to kill the Jews currently living in Israel.
Well, the Koran would be ok with Jews if they were just dhimmi in whatever caliphate exists, too. It's a choice for the Jews: death or slavery. And the Dems are all pro-choice, right?

Posted by: GWB at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (AWrpC)

465 At least she's not trans... I think

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Akjoo)
_____________

In her/his/its case, what difference would it make?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (Zktzy)

466 Nevertheless, Harvard routinely punishes students for saying things which people then "interpret" in the most tendentious way possible, and demand censorship, which they then get.

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Old & Busted: "Don't taze me, bro!"
New Hotness: "Don't mis-pronoun me, bro!"

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (Kv0Z7)

467 Alabama has the 6th highest adult obesity rate in the nation

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (AR07F)

468 DM just had an article about a 40 something y.o. singer who died.
Cause of death...too fat.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (bQ/0

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Was it Jelly Roll?

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

469 Also meet the ~~newest member of the~~ Alabama offensive line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Fixed.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (mzzp7)

470 Her boyfriend's flour bill is extensive!

Posted by: That Guy at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (krQz2)

471 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings
.......

She shoulda stuck with Sports Illustrated.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (v0R5T)

472 I'll bet the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

I hope she has a newsletter.

Posted by: Jabba the Hut at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (mH6SG)

473 Alabama has the 6th highest adult obesity rate in the nation
Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (AR07F)
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Are 1-5 similarly in the deep south or the Upper Midwest?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (d04cU)

474 At least she's not trans... I think
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Akjoo)

Trans?

She's ortho-, meta-, trans- and cis-. She has achieved full saturation.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (BpZ5k)

475 Also meet the newest member of the Alabama offensive line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Fixed.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 03:33 PM (mzzp7)
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Roll bride!

Posted by: That Guy at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (krQz2)

476 She could be the entire offensive line. When the opposing team sees that thing coming towards them at a brisk waddle, they'll run for the showers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Or...maybe....running back?

Pros- too big to tackle
No one wants to strip the ball or anything from her

Cons- no running

Posted by: Alabama Offensive Coordinator at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (JCZqz)

477 I could see her being crowned Miss Diabetes.

It’s a beauty pageant and not an inner beauty pageant.

Like giving the Mr Universe title to David Hogg.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (SHMXB)

478 Roll bride!
Posted by: That Guy at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (krQz2)
++++
ZING

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (d04cU)

479 That's just a bonus. They have to destroy everything of beauty, and recognizing attractive women ESPECIALLY, because they make other women feel bad about themselves. Beautiful at any size CONFIRMED!

Posted by: Moron Analyst at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (JCZqz)
_______________

If only there were something morbidly obese women could do to change their situation, if they're unhappy with it now.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (Zktzy)

480 Never mind: pallet jack per Dr Gulag, 3000 to 5000 pounds without further clicks. Homework complete, back to Galaxians.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (as3uC)

481 469 Also meet the newest member of the Alabama offensive line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

To be a defensive lineman you have to be able to move.. Not sure she would qualify

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (Akjoo)

482 She could be the entire offensive line. When the opposing team sees that thing coming towards them at a brisk waddle, they'll run for the showers.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Take the whole quarter to go around her.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (mzzp7)

483 At least she's not trans... I think

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Akjoo)
_________

Which part of her?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

484 431 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings
_______________

Also meet the newest member of the Alabama offensive line.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:28 PM (Zktzy)

She's not plus size, she's disgustingly revoltingly morbidly obese and probably won't live to see 40 if she stays on this trajectory. Stupid assholes need to stop celebrating this shit. She's killing herself, which should be discouraged not "YAASSS SLAY KWEEN"ed.

Posted by: Stop it. Get some help. at June 06, 2024 03:35 PM (k3d8O)

485 Are 1-5 similarly in the deep south or the Upper Midwest?

Yes. Number 1 Louisiana. Large racial component to it as well. Blacks and Hispanics have the highest obesity rates.

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (AR07F)

486 OT: Federal Express swears they just delivered my steam mop from Walmart. The picture of the "delivered" package shows nothing like my front door, and Miss Linda was there waiting and saw no truck.

This, this is like the time Miss L. salvaged a discarded fire extinguisher and it went off in my car. This "Buy it online and have it delivered" was her idea too. Jeez.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (J2vNu)

487 I'll bet the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Posted by: rickb223
......

and she has to wear her bra backwards.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (v0R5T)

488 Roll bride!
Posted by: That Guy

Lol

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (qAbWa)

489 She's not plus size, she's disgustingly revoltingly morbidly obese and probably won't live to see 40 if she stays on this trajectory. Stupid assholes need to stop celebrating this shit. She's killing herself, which should be discouraged not "YAASSS SLAY KWEEN"ed.

Posted by: Stop it. Get some help. at June 06, 2024 03:35 PM (k3d8O)
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Big Murder disagrees.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (krQz2)

490 She's not plus size, she's disgustingly revoltingly morbidly obese and probably won't live to see 40 if she stays on this trajectory.
Posted by: Stop it.

Probably won't have children, either! She's perfect!!!!

Posted by: WEF Racist Assholes at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (JCZqz)

491 Speaking of formerly unhealthily fat, Kelly Clarkson is looking really good now. Also the guy from Mike and Molly. Unrecognizable.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (SHMXB)

492 It's always entertaining to duck out for a bit to some real work and then come back into a thread.

You just never know what the Horde will be discussing....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (7fElN)

493 483 At least she's not trans... I think

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:31 PM (Akjoo)
_________

Which part of her?
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

How could you even tell?

Posted by: Gunt meet forklift at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (k3d8O)

494 Daily Mail top story: Covid gives you cancer. Not the vaccine, but having had covid.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

495 I'll bet the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.
Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 03:32 PM (mzzp7)

She covered it up with a Ball Park Franks package tattoo.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

496 She's not plus size, she's disgustingly revoltingly morbidly obese and probably won't live to see 40 if she stays on this trajectory. Stupid assholes need to stop celebrating this shit. She's killing herself, which should be discouraged not "YAASSS SLAY KWEEN"ed.
Posted by: Stop it. Get some help. at June 06, 2024 03:35 PM (k3d8O)
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Yes. The "body positivity movement" is probably the most short-term dangerous social media phenomenon. As a result, like an overly-aggressive virus, I suspect it will burn itself out fairly quickly. It kills its practitioners too quickly.

It's a young movement and already its boosters are dying off in their 30s, some in their 20s.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (d04cU)

497 Yes. Number 1 Louisiana. Large racial component to it as well. Blacks and Hispanics have the highest obesity rates.

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (AR07F)
______________

They're food insecure! They live in food deserts!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (Zktzy)

498 Yes. Number 1 Louisiana. Large racial component to it as well. Blacks and Hispanics have the highest obesity rates.
Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024

***
Your Honor, I can testify to that. (No wonder I need to leave.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (J2vNu)

499 She covered it up with a Ball Park Franks package tattoo.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

"Get that bitch some SPF 100 or she gonna start to plump!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:38 PM (BpZ5k)

500 500

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:38 PM (mUnoX)

501 Daily Mail top story: Covid gives you cancer. Not the vaccine, but having had covid.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

Wife has cancer, not vaccinated. Not sure if she's ever had covid, tho.

I don't have cancer, have had covid, but we'll have to wait and see what happens for the rest of my life.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

502 damn I really started something

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:38 PM (/7KEl)

503 Which part of her?

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
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Yup. I've seen some anime that would make me feel not so sure about that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

504 Which is worse: Briana Joy Gray is too stupid to know “ from the river to the sea “ is about genocide, or she does know and thinks we’re too stupid to know?

Not a good look, as the kids would say…

Posted by: RBG at June 06, 2024 03:38 PM (Hkcdp)

505 It's a young movement and already its boosters are dying off in their 30s, some in their 20s.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Reality is fat phobic! It's because of patriarchy!!!!

Posted by: Fat Activists at June 06, 2024 03:38 PM (JCZqz)

506 Yes. Number 1 Louisiana. Large racial component to it as well. Blacks and Hispanics have the highest obesity rates.

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (AR07F)
________________

The Hispanic thing is funny. Hispanic men here tend to be in good shape, because they work their asses off.

Hispanic women tend to be seriously overweight, presumably because they eat like the men, but don't engage in heavy manual labor.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (Zktzy)

507 Blacks and Hispanics have the highest obesity rates.

Posted by: brak at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (AR07F)
______________

They're food insecure! They live in food deserts!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Lard snow cones don't help.

Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (mzzp7)

508 And the roller derby program said
That she were built like a 'fridgerator with a head...

* guitar riff *

Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (/y8xj)

509 Never thought Honey Boo Boo would win a beauty contest.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

510 Daily Mail top story: Covid gives you cancer. Not the vaccine, but having had covid.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (DRSnL)
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That too, is Big Murder.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (krQz2)

511 The Hispanic thing is funny. Hispanic men here tend to be in good shape, because they work their asses off.

Hispanic women tend to be seriously overweight, presumably because they eat like the men, but don't engage in heavy manual labor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara a

It's the terminal taco.

Posted by: BruceWayne at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)

512 =====

Was it Jelly Roll?
Posted by: Jordan61 at June
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Just scanned it, didn't see the reference.
She was a Black American singer whose name I didn't recognize.
I don't pay attention to pop music.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (bQ/08)

513 491 Speaking of formerly unhealthily fat, Kelly Clarkson is looking really good now. Also the guy from Mike and Molly. Unrecognizable.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:36 PM (SHMXB)

My guess Ozempic

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)

514 > To be a defensive lineman you have to be able to move.. Not sure she would qualify

NFL linemen, both offensive and defensive, are terrifying. Watching those massive men run a 40 faster than most normal sized humans can is humbling and scary.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)

515 You know.

Not every illness or death has something to do with Covid or the Covid vaccines.

People get sick.
People die.

Always happened
Always will.

Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (qAbWa)

516 Ironically South Louisiana is ranked #1 for me for locations with the highest ratio of good looking regular girls. Waffle House 7 is a NYC 8.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (SHMXB)

517 Hispanic women tend to be seriously overweight, presumably because they eat like the men, but don't engage in heavy manual labor.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (Zktzy)
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I once worked in a warehouse where one of the (obese) (female) packers was observed to eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (mUnoX)

518 Colobus gives you cancer?

Oh, BS. They want to be forgiven for the tyrannical masking/shutdown etc. and forcing people to get the untested vax for a flu-like virus for most.

Posted by: RBG at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Hkcdp)

519 She's not plus size, she's disgustingly revoltingly morbidly obese and probably won't live to see 40 if she stays on this trajectory.
Posted by: Stop it.
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She's sequestering carbon. A boatload of carbon.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (Zktzy)

520 Just scanned it, didn't see the reference.
She was a Black American singer whose name I didn't recognize.
I don't pay attention to pop music.
Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (bQ/0

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Jelly Roll is an obese rapper who looks like he fell asleep at a party and someone wrote on his face. He's about 40.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

521 Which is worse: Briana Joy Gray is too stupid to know “ from the river to the sea “ is about genocide, or she does know and thinks we’re too stupid to know?

She's black and has a vaj, and is therefore beyond reproach, rebuke or remonstration.

Posted by: Evil AND stupid, quite a combo at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (k3d8O)

522 >>>Lard snow cones don't help.
Posted by: rickb223

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"I haven't been called that since my honeymoon!"

Posted by: Jonah Golderg at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (rf05K)

523 damn I really started something
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings
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yeah, I had just started lunch... thanks.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)

524
Jelly Roll is an obese rapper who looks like he fell asleep at a party and someone wrote on his face. He's about 40.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)

He's somehow listed as a "country artist."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

525 It's a choice for the Jews: death or slavery.

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* Conservative American Patriots have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (Kv0Z7)

526 I once worked in a warehouse where one of the (obese) (female) packers was observed to eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM

Hellmann's, correct?

Posted by: Food Thread Commenter at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (CDzkA)

527 My guess Ozempic
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)

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For sure, the Mike & Molly guy. He was their spokesman when it first came out.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (DRSnL)

528 I once worked in a warehouse where one of the (obese) (female) packers was observed to eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (mUnoX)

Wait til they start packing it in juice boxes, with a straw.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (48oK1)

529 My sunburn is covid!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (GBKbO)

530 My guess Ozempic
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)

She said she was on a weight loss medication but it was not Ozempic.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (SHMXB)

531 Hellmann's, correct?
Posted by: Food Thread Commenter at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (CDzkA)
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Probably a cheap brand.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (mUnoX)

532 Hellman's.

As in...

"What the HELL, man!"

*Schhhhhlourp*

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (BpZ5k)

533 "From the river to the sea? That's the way water flows, conservo-tards!!" -- Progressives' CYA

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

534 > She's not plus size, she's disgustingly revoltingly morbidly obese and probably won't live to see 40 if she stays on this trajectory. Stupid assholes need to stop celebrating this shit. She's killing herself, which should be discouraged not "YAASSS SLAY KWEEN"ed.

100%. "Plus size" is a girl carrying around 25 or 30 extra pounds. That girl is carrying at least 200 extra pounds, maybe more. That's a double or triple size, not plus.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (Odg76)

535 She could move to Georgia and run for governor.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

536 526 I once worked in a warehouse where one of the (obese) (female) packers was observed to eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM

Hellmann's, correct?
Posted by: Food Thread Commenter at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (CDzkA)

Probably, since Duke's is completely unpalatable.

Posted by: Steps back to watch the chaos at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (k3d8O)

537 526 I once worked in a warehouse where one of the (obese) (female) packers was observed to eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM

Hellmann's, correct?
Posted by: Food Thread Commenter at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (CDzkA)

Probably, since Duke's is completely unpalatable.
Posted by: Steps back to watch the chaos at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (k3d8O)

Miracle Whip !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 03:44 PM (NtVYv)

538 Pouring down rain, didn't plan on this

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 03:44 PM (fwDg9)

539 4 Fetterman is still a prog, but more of an old school one. I still won't agree with many of his positions, but strange bedfellows and all that.
Posted by: Ryan Frank at June 06, 2024 02:14 PM (fgmuN)

TMI, my friend. TMI.

Posted by: Half Dozen at June 06, 2024 03:44 PM (eHovo)

540 Jelly Roll is an obese rapper who looks like he fell asleep at a party and someone wrote on his face. He's about 40.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (DRSnL)
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It's also a jazz-era name for snizz.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

541

I am not an animal! I'm a human being!

-Fettermonster

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 06, 2024 03:44 PM (7keno)

542 530 My guess Ozempic
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)

She said she was on a weight loss medication but it was not Ozempic.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (SHMXB)

There are a couple of them

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (Akjoo)

543 My guess Ozempic
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)

Billy Gardell ( Mike) underwent bariatric surgery.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (SHMXB)

544 Illegals Account for AT LEAST Half of All ‘Job Growth’ Under Biden.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (aFNOf)

545 She said she was on a weight loss medication but it was not Ozempic.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (SHMXB)

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Probably Wegovy or Rybelsus. Then she gets to deny she's on Ozempic.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (DRSnL)

546 I just feel sorry for the normal girls who had to stand on stage with that behemoth and smile thru the humiliation and disbelief

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)

547 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

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"I'd hit it!" -- Megan Rappin'Ho

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (CIXqn)

548 Oh look, 3:43 PM, time for my daily butter pop hnorf hnorf gnorg horf....

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (BpZ5k)

549 546 I just feel sorry for the normal girls who had to stand on stage with that behemoth and smile thru the humiliation and disbelief
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)

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Maybe it taught them a valuable lesson that beauty pageants are stupid.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

550 Mark Dice talking about the women's basketball crap. Shows a video of some super white people at a ski resort complaining about not enough black people at American and European resorts.

You go to the coldest, snowiest places on earth and you're shocked you don't find a lot of black people?

Posted by: Ribbed - Still Straight at June 06, 2024 03:46 PM (IHRQq)

551 Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:46 PM (Zktzy)

552 I just feel sorry for the normal girls who had to stand on stage with that behemoth and smile thru the humiliation and disbelief
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)
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One of the runners-up was pretty chunky, too, though not in the winner's weight category.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:46 PM (mUnoX)

553 547 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:12 PM (/7KEl)

Smelly sweatbeast.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 03:46 PM (aFNOf)

554 551 Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:46 PM (Zktzy)

I imagine she takes the whole row

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (Akjoo)

555 CA raised the min wage to $20. Since then, fast food restaurants have cut 10,000 jobs.

Remember when leftists claimed to have some study or studies that claimed raising the minimum wage would INCREASE employment numbers?

Bonhomme remembers.

http://tiny.cc/ryffyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (Odg76)

556 >Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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think of all the musty cheese in those rolls

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (/7KEl)

557 Probably, since Duke's is completely unpalatable.
Posted by: Steps back to watch the chaos at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM

As previously discussed on the World Famous AoSHQ Food Thread, these 5 chefs unanimously declare Duke's the best:

https://www.allrecipes.com/ chefs-favorite-store-bought-mayonnaise-8641366 (remove space)

Posted by: Food Thread Commenter at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (CDzkA)

558 BTW,

the "I haven't been called that since my honeymoon" quote above is from the Cheers episode when everyone asks for a Screaming Viking to piss off the new bartender.

He gets upset and on his way out the door he says that as Al walks in...

Posted by: Jonah Golderg at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (rf05K)

559 542 530 My guess Ozempic
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)

She said she was on a weight loss medication but it was not Ozempic.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 03:42 PM (SHMXB)

There are a couple of them
Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (Akjoo)

Mounjaro. Which sounds like a Jeopardy answer.

Posted by: Heavily polluted Zambian river at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (k3d8O)

560 I just feel sorry for the normal girls who had to stand on stage with that behemoth and smile thru the humiliation and disbelief

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)
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Wonder if they should get a brown M&M clause in their contracts...

I denounce myself to anybody who understands that.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (krQz2)

561 She could move to Georgia and run for governor.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
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Run?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (Zktzy)

562 yeah we're going to Barf City gonna have some fun

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (/7KEl)

563 I just feel sorry for the normal girls who had to stand on stage with that behemoth and smile thru the humiliation and disbelief

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)

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Exactly. This shit ends when non-mentally ill women stop sanctioning this behavior and cooperating with everything I like this that diminishes human dignity. *spit*

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 03:48 PM (CIXqn)

564 I just can't wait until the Miss America swimsuit competition.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

565 "Next up: MooMoo wear...."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (Zz0t1)

566 She could move to Georgia and run for governor.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)
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Run?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (Zktzy)
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Roll, perhaps?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (mUnoX)

567 "I Didn't Leave the Progressive Movement, the Progressive Movement Left Me."

I think Fettermonster's wife left him too . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (iFTx/)

568 Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.
________________

Gate agent: "I'm sorry, miss, but you'll have to sit on the exact center of mass of the airplane, and remain in your seat throughout the flight."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (Zktzy)

569 >I just can't wait until the Miss America swimsuit competition.

Posted by: wth
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they'll stage it at Sea World

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (/7KEl)

570 567 "I Didn't Leave the Progressive Movement, the Progressive Movement Left Me."

He's still too liberal for me

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (Akjoo)

571 Probably, since Duke's is completely unpalatable.

Posted by: Steps back to watch the chaos at June 06, 2024 03:43 PM
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Most mayos are seed oil poison. Soybean oil is the first and major ingredient.

Real eggs are good. Industrial oils....just no.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (krQz2)

572 Let's make "beauty pageants" have weight classes, just like boxing or MMA or tournament chess.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (BpZ5k)

573 Now if she went to Guam, Hank Johnson might be right to be alarmed.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (Zktzy)

574 Ironically South Louisiana is ranked #1 for me for locations with the highest ratio of good looking regular girls. Waffle House 7 is a NYC 8.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024

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Maybe outside Da Swamp proper, meaning the pesthole where I live. I can imagine the country girls or those in smaller towns might be kinda cute. (Of my major attachments, two wives and Miss Linda, none were native to this state. Tells you something.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

575 >Somebody's gonna have to help because there is no way she can reach all of her parts.

To be fair, we all need an 18" shower brush to hit the middle of the back, unless you've got the shoulder-mobility of a contortionist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (cf/0E)

576 I just feel sorry for the normal girls who had to stand on stage with that behemoth and smile thru the humiliation and disbelief
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)

Girls that had to show self-control and watch what they eat, spend time taking care of their body, make sacrifices to maximize their beauty...

And get told that letting yourself go is what REALLY makes you beautiful.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (zjgNU)

577 573 Now if she went to Guam, Hank Johnson might be right to be alarmed.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (Zktzy)

She better not go swimming in Japan

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (Akjoo)

578 As previously discussed on the World Famous AoSHQ Food Thread, these 5 chefs unanimously declare Duke's the best:

https://www.allrecipes.com/ chefs-favorite-store-bought-mayonnaise-8641366 (remove space)
Posted by: Food Thread Commenter a
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Did they look at Kewpie or Ajinomoto?

That shit I can eat out of the jar... well, squirt bottle.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (rf05K)

579 Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

You never know.
Might be your big chance to join the Mile High Club.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

580 As previously discussed on the World Famous AoSHQ Food Thread, these 5 chefs unanimously declare Duke's the best:

https://www.allrecipes.com/ chefs-favorite-store-bought-mayonnaise-8641366 (remove space)
Posted by: Food Thread Commenter at June 06, 2024 03:47 PM (CDzkA)

Appeal to authority. And pretentious hipster authority at that I bet!

Posted by: Of course the snobs have to like sucky food at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (k3d8O)

581 I honestly can’t handle agreeing with this man. I may need some tea.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (p4NUW)

582 The term they use.... "Progressive" is BS. That are Bleeding Heart Commie Libs"

Everything they do is "REGRESSIVE" with American Values !!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (Wb+1f)

583 If I knew that I would be flying next to a huge blob, I would wear a leather jacket with spikes on it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (cf/0E)

584 they'll stage it at Sea World
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM (/7KEl)
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Brad Garrett said he got a wake-up call to lose weight when he was doing his comedy routine at Sea World and they asked him, "Brad, could you step to one side? You're blocking the whale."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (mUnoX)

585 She better not go swimming in Japan

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (Akjoo)
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Alert Greenpeace to protect her.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (Zktzy)

586 NFL linemen, both offensive and defensive, are terrifying. Watching those massive men run a 40 faster than most normal sized humans can is humbling and scary.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)
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Saw a YT vid or something a couple days ago of the NFL Combine where a dude that weighed in at 297 lb. ran a 4.7x 40.

Energy = Mass x Velocity^2. Getting trucked by a dude that weighs 3 bills and is moving at 25 mph would kill a lot of people.

Posted by: ballistic at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (oqH4h)

587 Duke's...It's Got Twang!

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (7rocu)

588 To be fair, we all need an 18" shower brush to hit the middle of the back, unless you've got the shoulder-mobility of a contortionist.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (cf/0E)

I can lock my fingers behind my back, one arm reaching around my side and the other reaching over its shoulder.

This has never once in my life come in handy.

Wall have corners for a reason.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (BpZ5k)

589 I know we've been calling him fetterman's monster, but isn't Cuato more fitting?

Posted by: Quaid at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (53oGX)

590 If I knew that I would be flying next to a huge blob, I would wear a leather jacket with spikes on it.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (cf/0E)
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And the huge blobs get huffy when told they should pay for an extra seat.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (Zktzy)

591 You never know.
Might be your big chance to join the Mile High Club.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

/fights the urge...

/loses the fight

Well, if you're on top, you don't need the plane for the mile high club

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (zjgNU)

592 During the Vietnam War they had so many B-52s parked there, that DoD was concerned the Island may have tipped over.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (Wb+1f)

593 Miss Alabam

last thing I saw that big had a harpoon in its side

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (/7KEl)

594 I just feel sorry for the normal girls who had to stand on stage with that behemoth and smile thru the humiliation and disbelief
Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:45 PM (/7KEl)

They should just be grateful they didn't get bested by some ugly-ass guy in a fright wig and a tight dress.

Posted by: Cicero (@ccero43) at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (+myjY)

595
Not just a random nincompoop we found on twittah..

Oh well then that good enough to pass my credibility check.

-Every lefty nincompoop found on Twittah

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (7keno)

596 Fire Bad!

Never.Gets.Old

Posted by: Puttin' on the Ritz at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (hoLCx)

597 Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Imagine the smell. Dear God, the smell...

Posted by: Like at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (k3d8O)

598 574 Ironically South Louisiana is ranked #1 for me for locations with the highest ratio of good looking regular girls. Waffle House 7 is a NYC 8.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024

My theory is all the humidity we have here on the gulf makes us age better. My hair may not stay straight or as tight as I like in my pony tails, but good with the bad.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (p4NUW)

599 Alzheimer's study published in Nature in 2006, which has since been cited ~2,500 times, is being retracted.

How many MILLIONS of people have been incorrectly treated for Alzheimer's because of this paper? How many decades has research been set back due to the academic goose chase this sent researchers on while trying to improve the lives of Alzheimer's patients. People love to blame "publish or perish" for this fraud. I think people need to start going to jail.

http://tiny.cc/8zffyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (Odg76)

600 Ace goofing off doing burnouts in his Lambo again?

Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (OguvZ)

601 You never know.
Might be your big chance to join the Mile High Club.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:51 PM (v0R5T)

Mile HIGH.

Not Mile WIDE.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (BpZ5k)

602 Men, you're to look...

for the Alabama whale.

I think ye do look brave...!

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (/7KEl)

603 Like strong sharp cheese and rotting meat.

Posted by: With a dash of swamp crotch at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (k3d8O)

604 I just saw the article (which had no space to remove??)

I wonder which Kewpie is available in USA. They have several and the one they sell to restaurants is lower quality. If you go to a "discount" shop in Tokyo for restaurants, they sell larger containers and it is not nearly as good.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (rf05K)

605 600 Ace goofing off doing burnouts in his Lambo again?
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (OguvZ)

'batin' to Miss Alabama.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (KbCG3)

606 Let's make "beauty pageants" have weight classes, just like boxing or MMA or tournament chess.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (BpZ5k)

...Or RV's

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (bvpbm)

607 Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Imagine the smell. Dear God, the smell...
Posted by: Like at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (k3d8O)
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I can't. Two solids can't occupy the same space.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (krQz2)

608 Worst Nightmare would be in the middle seat with her on left side and Biden on the right side....

The smell would be staggering !!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (Wb+1f)

609 California's Dem. Gov Gavin Newsom unveils new plans to defund the police in crime-ridden state after massive budget deficit

Nice and hard, Nice and hard.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (aFNOf)

610 The left is going all in on this "Trump will throw me in jail"
Now it's progressive dingbat A OC saying that she wouldn't be surprised if Trump did that. Throw you in jail for what, Alexandria? I don't think being a progressive dingbat is actually a crime.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (XkYcA)

611 Um I'll just leave this here.

Fetterman's health has improved more and faster than expected, and in what may not be a coincidence, the more his brain damage recedes, the less he agrees with lefty activists and the Democratic Party's functionaries.

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (7keno)

612 I wonder which Kewpie is available in USA.

I saw it at Costco

Posted by: It's me donna at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (Akjoo)

613 My theory is all the humidity we have here on the gulf makes us age better.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 03:53 PM (p4NUW)
________________

I had the opposite thought in New England: the older women really aged badly, I suspected because they spent two-thirds of the year in centrally-heated abodes with zero humidity.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (Zktzy)

614 No way are you getting an armrest.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

615 "Hey, you, sailor (Ho, ho) way out in your whaler,
With your harpoon and trusty line,
If she shows now, yell, 'There she blows now!'
It just may be chunky Clementine!"

Posted by: Bobby Darin, Anticipating Miss Alabama at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

616 538 Pouring down rain, didn't plan on this
Posted by: Skip
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My discount store sells same brand mayonnaise cheaper than Miracle Whip. It also sells cage free eggs cheaper than the other.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (bQ/08)

617 492 It's always entertaining to duck out for a bit to some real work and then come back into a thread.

You just never know what the Horde will be discussing....

boobs. duh.

Posted by: anachronda at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (v3pYe)

618 I wonder which Kewpie is available in USA. They have several and the one they sell to restaurants is lower quality. If you go to a "discount" shop in Tokyo for restaurants, they sell larger containers and it is not nearly as good.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 06, 2024 03:54 PM (rf05K)

There are several Pan-Asian or Korean or Japanese stores in my area.

I will assume the Kewpie is at least acceptable to the large Japanese population that works at the Japanese companies here.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (zjgNU)

619 610 The left is going all in on this "Trump will throw me in jail"
Now it's progressive dingbat A OC saying that she wouldn't be surprised if Trump did that. Throw you in jail for what, Alexandria? I don't think being a progressive dingbat is actually a crime.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 03:55 PM (XkYcA)

Come on Sandy, I can only vote for the guy so hard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (BpZ5k)

620 that miss alabama is yuuuge

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (B1FKF)

621 The left is going all in on this "Trump will throw me in jail"
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"Waaah. Trump will treat me the way I wanted him treated!"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (Zktzy)

622 No way are you getting an armrest.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
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No way can you sit in the same row.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 03:57 PM (krQz2)

623 I would dearly love to see this guy do a bit of Puttin' On The Ritz in a top hat and combat boots.

Posted by: GWB at June 06, 2024 03:57 PM (AWrpC)

624 "I'm not a progressive, I just identified myself as a regular Democrat," Fetterman said

Senate-ing. So simple even a caveman could do it.

Posted by: Geico at June 06, 2024 03:57 PM (sZIeh)

625 No way are you getting an armrest.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)
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Or even seeing one. The airline will be lucky if they ever get one back.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (Zktzy)

626 My theory is all the humidity we have here on the gulf makes us age better. My hair may not stay straight or as tight as I like in my pony tails, but good with the bad.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 0

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Possible. All too many people I saw in Colorado, male and female, had skin like leather handbags.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (J2vNu)

627 The left is going all in on this "Trump will throw me ~~in jail~~ out of a helicopter"

Much better.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (aFNOf)

628 Daily Mail top story: Covid gives you cancer. Not the vaccine, but having had covid.

Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 03:37 PM (DRSnL)

What good is a bioweapon if it doesn't give you all kinds of fun diseases. I've long suspected coof itself and the vax are both causing illness and death beyond the infection.

But Trump said doody.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (bvpbm)

629 The look of contempt on that woman's face while the rape victim was talking ... the beast peeked out from behind the facade of expensive skincare, fake hair and shapewear and showed its evil face there for a second.

Posted by: AMartel at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (iizit)

630 It's the same with salad dressing. In Japan you can get small size (150ml) and it is great. Or big size with same name (350 or 500) and it is mediocre, or the large 1L size for restaurants, and it is crap. All labeled the same, but if you look at ingredients sometimes the order changes.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (rf05K)

631 Or even seeing one. The airline will be lucky if they ever get one back.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (Zktzy)
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They'll be lucky to get the seat back.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (mUnoX)

632 614 No way are you getting an armrest.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 03:56 PM (v0R5T)

Her fat rolls would absorb and crush it along with the neighboring seats, like a giant ravenous one-celled organism.

Posted by: like tetsuo toward the end of Akira at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (k3d8O)

633 547 Meet the new Miss Alabama

https://tinyurl.com/y9hpdj6v

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings

That is the plus size one, not the regular one.

It’s interesting to me. In the Deep South we have this, or women who go over the top in taking care of themselves. Sorority girls who stay in that mindset. I have a few friends like this and it’s intimidating, honestly, in how perfect they can make themselves at our age of 50ish.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (p4NUW)

634 it is dry out here

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (/7KEl)

635 What good is a bioweapon if it doesn't give you all kinds of fun diseases. I've long suspected coof itself and the vax are both causing illness and death beyond the infection.

But Trump said doody.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (bvpbm)

No. He said pussy.

He is a stupid doodyhead that knows nothing and never learns anything.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

636 Possible. All too many people I saw in Colorado, male and female, had skin like leather handbags.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (J2vNu)
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Same thing I saw in New England.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 03:59 PM (Zktzy)

637 I think the genetic Bouillabaisse in Louisiana also makes for some very pretty women…

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 03:59 PM (PCK5/)

638 629 The look of contempt on that woman's face while the rape victim was talking ... the beast peeked out from behind the facade of expensive skincare, fake hair and shapewear and showed its evil face there for a second.
Posted by: AMartel at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (iizit)

"Well, this isn't useful. No, this isn't useful at all. This is just terrible."

Pscyhopathy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 03:59 PM (BpZ5k)

639 Another Clot Shot Statistic ??????????

BJ Thompson, who was drafted by the Chiefs in the fifth round of the 2023 draft, suffered a seizure during a special teams meeting at the Chiefs’ training facility and went into cardiac arrest, according to the NFL Network.

Posted by: Franklin Stein at June 06, 2024 03:59 PM (Wb+1f)

640 Possible. All too many people I saw in Colorado, male and female, had skin like leather handbags.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (J2vNu)
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I moved to a place with humidity. I don't like it. It sucks. I will never get truly used to a muggy climate.

But my hair and skin are wildly better than they were in CO.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 03:59 PM (d04cU)

641 Brad Garrett said he got a wake-up call to lose weight when he was doing his comedy routine at Sea World and they asked him, "Brad, could you step to one side? You're blocking the whale."
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 03:52 PM (mUnoX)
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He gave me a keychain at his show in Vegas last year.

It says "Brad was a dick to me at his show in Vegas."

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 03:59 PM (RIvkX)

642 Meet the new Miss Alabama

It's not April 1st. Has the Daily Mail been hacked?

Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2024 03:59 PM (sZIeh)

643 Seat her next to the emergency exit if you're on a Boeing.
Seal the hole if the door blows off.

Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

644 Men, you're to look...

for the Alabama whale.

From Hell's Heart I stab at thee!

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (hoLCx)

645 I will assume the Kewpie is at least acceptable to the large Japanese population that works at the Japanese companies here.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian

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Yeah, but you never know what they export. I am betting it is a different product for longer shelf life or whatever.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (rf05K)

646 Brutal sun and cold dry weather… maybe not optimal for human flesh.

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (PCK5/)

647 To be fair, that wasn't the Miss Alabama contest that leads to Miss America or Miss USA

but still
come on
there are objective standards of female beauty, and she ain't it

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (/7KEl)

648 Doody is the new "pussy."

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (CQg5Y)

649 "Next up: MooMoo wear...."
Posted by: Sponge

Omar dear, I need something with sequins and mesh...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (6RPLA)

650 there was a rather (ie very) overweight woman featured in a recent sports illustrated swimsuit show. i was going to post a link to the daily mail article with pictures the other day but didn't want to frighten anyone

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (B1FKF)

651 "Next up: MooMoo wear...."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 03:49 PM

Very nice!

Is next, evninkvear!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Wnv9h)

652 It’s interesting to me. In the Deep South we have this, or women who go over the top in taking care of themselves. Sorority girls who stay in that mindset. I have a few friends like this and it’s intimidating, honestly, in how perfect they can make themselves at our age of 50ish.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (p4NUW)
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Berkeley had the opposite phenomenon. The first two weeks of the fall term, new freshman sorority girls showed up looking great: well-dressed, stockings, makeup, the whole bit.

Two weeks in, they caught on to the Berkeley ethos, and they wore dirty sweatshirts and jeans, and started putting on serious weight.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Zktzy)

653 there was a rather (ie very) overweight woman featured in a recent sports illustrated swimsuit show. i was going to post a link to the daily mail article with pictures the other day but didn't want to frighten anyone
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (B1FKF)
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Fear and disgust are not synonyms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (d04cU)

654 plus at a mile above sea level there's more UV radiation

Posted by: Don Black- a man for all seasonings at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (/7KEl)

655 Doody is the new "pussy."
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (CQg5Y)

Bish should WASH dat shit......

Posted by: Cardi B at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

656 The look of contempt on that woman's face while the rape victim was talking ... the beast peeked out from behind the facade of expensive skincare, fake hair and shapewear and showed its evil face there for a second.

Posted by: AMartel at June 06, 2024 03:58 PM (iizit)
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Believe All Women is like No One is Above the Law.

Also Black Lives (that weren't taken by Whites) Matter.

They say the words for effect. No one on that side believes them.

Like "My Body, My Choice". Well, not just *any* choice. We get to jab you with experimental chemicals if we decide to.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (krQz2)

657 Seal the hole if the door blows off.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

A jar of crisco could kill everyone on that plane.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (bvpbm)

658 Imagine going into the airplanes restroom after she just crapped out a cow.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (aFNOf)

659 653 there was a rather (ie very) overweight woman featured in a recent sports illustrated swimsuit show. i was going to post a link to the daily mail article with pictures the other day but didn't want to frighten anyone
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (B1FKF)
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Fear and disgust are not synonyms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (d04cU)

The odor of yeast pervades throughout….

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (PCK5/)

660 I use Kewpie for a few recipes, but mostly use avacado oil mayo

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (NtVYv)

661 Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 03:50 PM (J2vNu)

To be honest I was not including New Orleans proper. Frankly most of the women I observed there were out of towners .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (SHMXB)

662 Beach Body
Beach Ball Body
Beached Whale Body

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (BpZ5k)

663 Imagine going into the airplanes restroom after she just crapped out a cow.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 06, 2024 04:02 PM (aFNOf)
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Not possible. She won't fit on airplane toilet well enough to do a Number Two. Just sitting to pee would be pushing it in terms of available volume in the lavatory. Airplane bathrooms are tiny. They can give fat people two seats all they want, but that problem is here to stay.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (d04cU)

664 It's called sloganeering. It's half of what they do.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (bvpbm)

665 To be honest I was not including New Orleans proper. Frankly most of the women I observed there were out of towners .
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (SHMXB)

and men.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (hoLCx)

666 Imagine having her seated next to you on a plane.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Excuse me can I get out? I have to pee again.

Posted by: Miss Alabalama at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (v0R5T)

667 Brutal sun and cold dry weather… maybe not optimal for human flesh.

Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 04:00 PM (PCK5/)

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My understanding is that many transmissible diseases cannot flourish in extreme cold.

* My parents' hometown of Butte, MT has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (k91Gh)

668 nood star wars

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (GBKbO)

669 new thread!

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (B1FKF)

670 Nood, "Dark Star" Wars.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (/nCD+)

671 Noodus disneyana

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 04:04 PM (J2vNu)

672 Again Leftists have no self awareness.

The useful idiots really don’t see any contradictions that they are sounding the warning Trump wants to put them in jail while they are trying to put Trump in jail.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (SHMXB)

673 I sense a new thread.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, with a drawer full of pieces of flair at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (hZc6Q)

674 Believe All Women is like No One is Above the Law.
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Apparently two of Trevor Bauer's accusers are getting rung up for extortion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at June 06, 2024 04:06 PM (Zktzy)

675 Do *not* trust the briefs of the enemy of the Court!
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)

I only trust Hanes.

Posted by: GWB at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (AWrpC)

676 o be honest I was not including New Orleans proper. Frankly most of the women I observed there were out of towners .
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (SHMXB)

and men.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 04:03 PM (hoLCx)

Good one!

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (SHMXB)

677 Fucker was still wearing crocs and shorts under his doctoral gown, tho.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 02:24 PM (BpZ5k)

So were half the grads. And they didn't have the excuse of having to shop in the Extra section of the Big and Tall Shop.

Posted by: GWB at June 06, 2024 04:07 PM (AWrpC)

678
To be a defensive lineman you have to be able to move.. Not sure she would qualify

NFL linemen, both offensive and defensive, are terrifying. Watching those massive men run a 40 faster than most normal sized humans can is humbling and scary.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 03:40 PM (Odg76)

I have a relative who used to be a NFL defensive lineman about 6 years ago. At least 6'5" and about 300 lbs of muscle. He ended up being TOO SMALL for an extended NFL career.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2024 04:08 PM (n+4am)

679 Fear and disgust are not synonyms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 04:01 PM (d04cU)

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* Every Leftist I've ever known have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 06, 2024 04:09 PM (k91Gh)

680 Here's the thing, this is a battle between elites, and the people. One thing you can say about Fetterman - he's no elite. Hence, increasingly, he is more aligned with the people.

Elites care about pronouns, DEI, climate change, white supremacy, etc. Hint - they don't actually care at all about this garbage - they are just distractions. They float out shit constantly to see what people will bite on - issues they can rant and rave over and accomplish nothing. Right? I mean, none of these problems is actually solvable, so they can never be held accountable. When will they stop talking about racism? never. It will never be solved.

People care about inflation, unregulated immigration, getting tangled up in foreign wars, safety on the streets, etc. They want a fair and honest government.

Elites find it is easier to call people racist and fuck off for cocktails. Assume that elites are not conspirators, but stupid, lazy, entitled people who don't know what the fuck they are doing half the time. How would our policies deviate in the tiniest way from what they are?

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 06, 2024 04:10 PM (nLFEI)

681 Boeing needs a complete stand down. It is a failed company.
The Starliner craft and its crew of two astronauts are holding a position about 200 meters (656 feet) away from the station, according to a live webcast of the mission. Docking was initially targeted for 12:15 p.m. New York time. A second docking opportunity opens at 1:33 p.m. in New York. Four thrusters failed in flight, but mission controllers were able to bring two back online after troubleshooting
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In the meantime, this morning, SpaceX lofted the 4th prototype of Starship to orbital velocity, brought the first stage back, putting it in the water vertically under a controlled burn, brought the Starship back down into the Indian Ocean, lost a lot of the streaming fins but still managed to flip it upright, and drop it into the ocean vertically, again under a controlled burn.
A bunch of shit went wrong, but both pieces came back in one piece, and, more importantly, none of the problems on the first 3 tries re-occured, and they got the data to fix the new ones.
Amazingly, there was good video from the 'ship, even through re-entry because they were sending the signal up to Starlink satellites for relay to earth.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2024 04:11 PM (sfzhj)

682 False.

Biden stepped down in January of 2023 and handed the reins to Kamala so that she could be president for 10 whole years.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 02:38 PM (GBKbO)

I always figured someone was going to pull that out. But evidently Kamala's people aren't strong enough to push Joe AND Jill aside. (Probably because all her people hate her.) The warfare between different factions kept popping up in the news the last couple of years, with suddenly some outlets talking about how bad Joe was doing, then getting shut down and going back to the "No, really, Joe is doing fantastic" line.

Posted by: GWB at June 06, 2024 04:19 PM (AWrpC)

683 Cont'd
You could watch the fin burn away in real time, but it could still rotate the remnant to the end.
The engineering is amazing, and the SpaceX crew were jubilant, deservedly.
Boeing, debilitated, like everything and everyone sucking at the government teat, is trying to get their spaceship working, ten years late and umpty-billion over budget.

Posted by: buddhaha at June 06, 2024 04:20 PM (sfzhj)

684 Good response in return of this matter with real arguments
and telling everything about that.

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