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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Biden Honors the Dead of Normandy By Dropping a Bomb In His Pants, Then Walks Away Leaving French President Macron to Welcome American Veterans All By HimselfA moving tribute. Bowel-moving, am i rite? During a solemn ceremony commemorating the 80th anniversary of D-Day in Normandy, France Thursday, President Joe Biden appeared to nearly collapse into a non-existent chair. Key Details: The 80th anniversary of D-Day saw numerous world leaders and veterans gather at the Normandy American Cemetery to honor the sacrifices of Allied forces during World War II. The event featured speeches, wreath-laying ceremonies, and tributes to the fallen soldiers. President Biden, while attending the ceremony, was seen visibly struggling as if to sit in a chair that wasn't there. This incident happened while French President Macron was meeting with veterans, drawing attention away from the solemn occasion. The D-Day landings on June 6, 1944, marked a critical turning point in World War II. The 80th anniversary was a moment for reflection and commemoration of the courage and sacrifice of the Allied forces.Sitting in a chair more like shitting in the air, amirite? Below, you see him honoring the dead by firing off a Mud Gun Salute into his PresiDepends (TM). In the second video, you see him blowing off the veterans he cares so much about.
According to the Jake Tapper Rule, Biden hasn't admitted he shit himself, therefore it is Russian Disinformation offered Without Evidence which Corrodes Our Discourse to look at the video with our own eyes and draw our own conclusions. Conservatives are not allowed to examine evidence and draw conclusions from it and make informed speculations; we are required to take the claims of the left as authoritative and "factual," always, no exceptions. Leftists, on the other hand, are allowed to really explore the studio space and ignore evidence and facts to present their Alternative Perspectives on Reality. They are allowed to continue to peddle the proven lie that Gentle Giant Michael Brown was shot to death for Doin' Nuffin' and had his hands up in a Hands Up Don't Shoot posture when he was ruthlessly executed by a White Supremacist.
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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:00 PM (GBKbO) 2
SPONGE!
Posted by: Inogame at June 06, 2024 12:00 PM (53oGX) Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:00 PM (uxCna) 4
rst.
Posted by: Reforger at June 06, 2024 12:00 PM (xcIvR) 5
Conservatives are not allowed to examine evidence and draw conclusions from it and make informed speculations; we are required to take the claims of the left as authoritative and "factual," always, no exceptions.
Leftists, on the other hand, are allowed to really explore the studio space and ignore evidence and facts to present their Alternative Perspectives on Reality. They are allowed to continue to peddle the proven lie that Gentle Giant Michael Brown was shot to death for Doin' Nuffin' and had his hands up in a Hands Up Don't Shoot posture when he was ruthlessly executed by a White Supremacist. ======= Well, if those are the rules, I guess... Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:00 PM (GBKbO) 6
America Is Back, Baby!
Posted by: pookysgirl shouldn't need a sarc tag at June 06, 2024 12:02 PM (dtlDP) 7
Hi Ace
Right on time. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:02 PM (t/2Uw) 8
Could this week get any better? Trump surging in the polls and raising money like we have never seen and now Grampa McStumbles defiles himself! HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
Posted by: TexasPaladin at June 06, 2024 12:02 PM (7aFRr) Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:02 PM (KRtlO) 10
He's senile, he's jet lagged, it's harder to get the drug cocktail right when he's traveling, and here you are criticizing him for a spontaneous bowel movement or two.
Shame! Remember Beau's sacrifice! Posted by: The Media! at June 06, 2024 12:03 PM (uxCna) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 12:03 PM (ZdexC) 12
Who the $%#^ just crapped in my pants?? Jill - get Secret Service to investigate!
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:04 PM (7aFRr) 13
CAUTION AND WARNING PANEL INDICATOR
#2 SHIT BOOST (TURBO) boopboop BOOP BOOP *klaxon clanging*. Fuck Biden. An Ambulatory (sort of) Piece of Shit Posted by: Common Tater at June 06, 2024 12:04 PM (sNauO) 14
Who put Biden's shit into Biden's pants? We may never find the culprit.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:04 PM (KRtlO) 15
According to the Jake Tapper Rule, Biden hasn't admitted he shit himself, therefore it is Russian Disinformation offered Without Evidence which Corrodes Our Discourse to look at the video with our own eyes and draw our own conclusions.
17 different judges have issued gag orders against mentioning Presidential Poops (in pants or otherwise). 3 different DAs have announced plans to file felony poop-discussion charges against anyone who says anything. The FBI - oh, sorry, the totally ultra right-wing Patriot Front - has announced plans to march in opposition to "Dude Wipes". Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:04 PM (T7iTv) 16
I don't know if he thought he was using the toilet-maybe he was just exhausted and wanted to sit down. Regardless, he looks terrible and obviously should be removed, under whatever part of the Constitution deals with that.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:04 PM (XkYcA) 17
I'm withholding judgement until I see if he did the Nadler shuffle after the "incident".
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C) 18
Never thought I'd praise a Frog, but Macron does a pretty good job replacing Grandpa Fingerbang while honoring these D-Day vets, considering that he had to think on his feet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (n+4am) 19
I'd say the thing most Corrosive to Our Discourse is ShitPants' diaper contents.
Posted by: Jeopardy Contestant #3 at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (wtvvX) 20
Beau used to shit his pants!
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (krQz2) 21
Americ’s humiliation is nearing completion…
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (PCK5/) 22
We need side by side comparisons of Trump's DDay speech versus Biden's.
I swear they are not going to do anyting about this unless Biden actually strokes out at a podium and even then will hold off til the last possible moment trying to figure out how to replace kamala. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (t/2Uw) 23
I want to know what Jill is saying while she pretends to scratch her lip. This could parlay into a fun party game!
(No, I don’t get out much, why do you ask?) Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (J0F/p) 24
Regular Joe!
Posted by: Unkaren at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (vjmRr) 25
You know, my son died crapping his pants here on Omaha Beach while under fire from Japanese Kamikazi planes and I want to honor him the same way.
Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (7aFRr) 26
I would be embarrassed, but it's not really my country anymore.
I can't be embarrassed for people who don't represent me, anyway. I have none of my worth bound up in these usurpers. Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2024 12:06 PM (zjgNU) 27
I'm withholding judgement until I see if he did the Nadler shuffle after the "incident".
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (xCA6C) --- Wadler can be considered at least more aware of his situation. Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 12:06 PM (krQz2) 28
Could this week get any better? Trump surging in the polls
I don't want Senile Joe removed from the ticket, so I don't want him crashing too early. I also want Hunter acquitted - I'm sure the Deep State plan is to find him guilty on one charge that he will get probation for, so the D's can say: "See! Hunter isn't above the law, either!" Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:06 PM (uxCna) 29
This just in: 51 intelligence heavyweights have said the "poop incident" has all the hallmarks of a Russian op.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:06 PM (xCA6C) Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 06, 2024 12:06 PM (z11+q) Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (tT6L1) 32
23 I want to know what Jill is saying while she pretends to scratch her lip. This could parlay into a fun party game!
(No, I don’t get out much, why do you ask?) Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (J0F/p) (Sotto voce… no there are NO kids here… ) Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (PCK5/) 33
Doctor Jill is guilty of elder abuse
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (EGSGm) 34
Will there ever come a time when this kind of gaffe, repeated in public so many times, elicits howls of laughter? No, I guess. I remember the story of the emperor’s new clothes. No courtier dared object, and Grandpa Stinkfinger always remains surrounded by courtiers.
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (xCA6C) 36
Good thing we dodged that Trump 2nd Term bullet, eh fellas?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (Zz0t1) 37
I wonder if we will get and answer as to whether it was hard or soft.
Posted by: Kestrel.987 at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (wyl5F) 38
Biden Honors the Dead of Normandy By Dropping a Bomb In His Pants
I did not know Biden was Italian. Il Duce. Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (mzzp7) 39
23 I want to know what Jill is saying while she pretends to scratch her lip. This could parlay into a fun party game!
-- "Oh shit!" Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (EGSGm) 40
According to the Jake Tapper Rule, Biden hasn't admitted he shit himself, therefore it is Russian Disinformation offered Without Evidence which Corrodes Our Discourse
I hope this doesn't affect Our Precious Democracy. Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (OguvZ) 41
I have a different take. Joey Showers looked like one of those street junkies bending over. They do that to get a blood rush to the head, and because it's easier to stabilize themselves from falling over. That's my take here: Biden was high as fuck and doing what hobo homeless junkies do.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (iFTx/) 42
My norms, they feel so restored.
Posted by: ballistic at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (oqH4h) Posted by: Common Tater at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (sNauO) 44
The earmarks of Russian disinformation are all over this event. Posted by: 51 Proven Liars at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (RKVpM) 45
Hail to the Queef
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (ZdexC) 46
It makes me actually embarrassed for the Nation. Biden must stare at the horizon or risk falling. If they were not such shitty people I might have some sympathy. Alas.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (Z8Yh2) 47
"MY PANTS!!!! THEY'VE BEEN CRAPPED!!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1) 48
Was this noted yet?
Saga of man who appeared before judge while driving with suspended license takes another wild turn — as he’s arrested again https://bityl.co/QMoR Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (hoLCx) Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at June 06, 2024 12:08 PM (hoLCx) 49
This just in: 51 intelligence heavyweights have said the "poop incident" has all the hallmarks of a Russian op.
Posted by: Archimedes To be fair, 25 of them said "earmarks". Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (iRX3h) 50
Err,"Key Details" not "Key Points"
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (tT6L1) 51
Never thought I'd praise a Frog, but Macron does a pretty good job replacing Grandpa Fingerbang while honoring these D-Day vets, considering that he had to think on his feet.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (n+4am) Say what you will about Macron, he has intimate knowledge of the issues facing the elderly. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (T7iTv) 52
dammit
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (hoLCx) 53
But Trump said pussy 35 years ago.......
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (QNSds) 54
Macron thought bubble… I don’t look so bad, do I ?
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (PCK5/) 55
I'll just go out and come back in again.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (hoLCx) Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (z11+q) 57
Those damn Russians shit in my pants, too!
Posted by: ballistic at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (oqH4h) 58
Damn Joe, you're in the land of 500 cheeses and you couldn't pig out and get bound up just a little for this ceremony. Just had to have that butter pecan sundae.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (V5eKu) 59
catch a whiff and I'm shittin' on top of the world"
Posted by: Beach Boys at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (AwYPR) 60
Betting odds on debate still happening?
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (fMN7A) 61
FJB is not physically nor mentally capable of handling the job of President of the United States.
Anyone that tells you otherwise is lying. Either to themselves, to you, or both. I'm sure our Intrepid DU Liaison will bring us snippets of the deluded fools who think his performance here was even better than Reagan's speech. Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (7fElN) 62
Leftists are responding with a video they claim shows Trump shitting himself during his show trial.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (2ocoG) 63
Macron thought bubble… I don’t look so bad, do I ?
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (PCK5/) Other than marrying the woman that molested you........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (Zz0t1) 64
Yeah, four more years my ass. He should have been in the 'memory care' side of an assisted living facility years ago. Jill is a piece of shit. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (RKVpM) 65
What drives these people to debase the office, and the country so ...
https://youtu.be/t6qQSll7InQ?si=VmBx4JjinBvJE2NK Posted by: browndog knows a turd when he sees one at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (TTAGa) 66
60 Betting odds on debate still happening?
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (fMN7A) I want it, but I doubt it.. Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (PCK5/) 67
51 Say what you will about Macron, he has intimate knowledge of the issues facing the elderly.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (T7iTv) Okay, this is funny. But Brigitte actually gave a great speech and thanked each veteran, while Jill scratched her lip. Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (J0F/p) 68
I can't be embarrassed for people who don't represent me, anyway. I have none of my worth bound up in these usurpers.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at June 06, 2024 12:06 PM (zjgNU) --- The American people have seen an insurrection WAY bigger than January 6. Birx *lied* to the President of the United States. Trump's military advisors *lied* to the President of the United States. The head of the FIB (Comey) *lied* to the President of the United States. The bureaucracy has not seen fit to keep an elected representative as the head of the Executive branch. The Bureaucracy has become a thing of its own. To the point that they've pushed the notion of an All that is going to get us is a Police State. All that executive power they are using is GIVEN to the President first, and the offices as they ASSIST the President. DC has repealed this fundamental basis entirely. Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (krQz2) 69
Well, FJB is a piece of shit, so...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (ufFY8) 70
Jill does a good job of covering her mouth so that you can't see what she says to Joke
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (v/nZx) 71
63 Macron thought bubble… I don’t look so bad, do I ?
Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (PCK5/) Other than marrying the woman that molested you........ Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (Zz0t1) Picky, picky… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (PCK5/) 72
Do you suppose the First Diaper is embossed with the presidential seal? Who has the contract to manufacture those?
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (rjJqk) 73
Since MTG was forced to use Fauci's Official Title in addressing him, that should apply to all of us. Therefore it's "Liar Jake Tapper" to you, sir.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (1bNHn) 74
Media Blackout Ininiated!
Posted by: Beartooth at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (XT+5H) 75
Jill is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (RKVpM) IN MY PANTS! Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (Zz0t1) 76
so that guy sprinting across the stage to greet veterans was the French president?
Hayzoos Aitch Kristos another embarrassment for the US Posted by: Don Black- the man and his times at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (/7KEl) 77
This just in: 51 intelligence heavyweights have said the "poop incident" has all the hallmarks of a Russian op.
Posted by: Archimedes Additionally, three Internet randos from Democratic Underground have declared "Biden never did any of that, it's a deep fake, you can tell by the pixels." Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (ublAA) 78
Debate attendees will have to sign NDA's.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (Z8Yh2) 79
52 dammit
Posted by: G'rump928(c) repeats himself at June 06, 2024 12:09 PM (hoLCx) Soooooooo close. Posted by: The Barrel at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (wtvvX) 80
Dignity on the world stage restored!
Posted by: Our precious incontinent gerontocracy at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (k3d8O) 81
Well, FJB is a piece of shit, so...
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM IN MY PANTS! Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (AwYPR) 83
Jill is worse than Jenny.
Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (Z8Yh2) 84
>>> 22 We need side by side comparisons of Trump's DDay speech versus Biden's.
I swear they are not going to do anyting about this unless Biden actually strokes out at a podium and even then will hold off til the last possible moment trying to figure out how to replace kamala. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:05 PM (t/2Uw) Posted by: Mitch McConnell at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (llON8) 85
Jill is a piece of shit.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (RKVpM) ---------------------- Yeah, Jill manages to stand out in a family of terrible people. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (tT6L1) 86
FIFY. Posted by: The Media! at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (uxCna) 87
Here's the whole video from t he timehe arrives. he is totally confused fromt he outset.
https://tinyurl.com/ykt6m6kr Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw) 88
Politicians just want to use Veterans as a prop, i suppose. Gotta have those hard lookin’ guys with the VFW cap sittin’ in the front row, right? Get their endorsement.
VFW used to be pretty powerful. Not any longer. Posted by: Common Tater at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (sNauO) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (NtVYv) 91
Conservatives are not allowed to examine evidence and draw conclusions from it and make informed speculations; we are required to take the claims of the left as authoritative and "factual," always, no exceptions.
______ As succinct an account as I've seen of the new rules. Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (1bNHn) 92
Do they keep a spare pair of trousers on hand for Joe? And how many times has this happened? I can think of three.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (JLq/1) 93
Pfizer will have to erect a new plant just to produce all the stuka pills Mr. Jill Biden needs for the pseudo-debate.
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:14 PM (rjJqk) 94
>>>7 Here's the whole video from t he timehe arrives. he is totally confused fromt he outset.
https://tinyurl.com/ykt6m6kr you just linked a hot Colt Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:14 PM (KRtlO) 95
I see MSM has a new style sheet for writing articles:
"Key points" to go with, "why it matters." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing Adding elementary schoolbook titles to paragraphs might be the most annoying journalistic development in this century. Decades ago it was a non funny joke that newspapers were all written at a fifth grade level, but this shit takes it down to second grade. "Zooming in". " Deeper dive." This is writing for retards. Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at June 06, 2024 12:14 PM (iRX3h) 96
87 Here's the whole video from t he timehe arrives. he is totally confused fromt he outset.
https://tinyurl.com/ykt6m6kr Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw) Goes to a gun site, sharon… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:14 PM (PCK5/) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:14 PM (Zz0t1) 98
91 Conservatives are not allowed to examine evidence and draw conclusions from it and make informed speculations; we are required to take the claims of the left as authoritative and "factual," always, no exceptions.
______ As succinct an account as I've seen of the new rules. Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2024 12:13 PM (1bNHn) ===== MIT made this explicit when, during covid, amateur researchers were looking at publicly available data and coming to different conclusions than the CDC. MIT said that amateur researchers shouldn't be allowed access to the data anymore. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO) 99
Yeah, Jill manages to stand out in a family of terrible people.
I didn't seduce the married guy I babysat for just to relinquish power, Buster! Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (uxCna) Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (V5eKu) 101
Incoming....
Posted by: Stateless at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (jvJvP) 102
I have to laugh when the decrepit pedophile pretends his awkward robot shuffle is a normal walking gait.
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (OguvZ) 103
Do they keep a spare pair of trousers on hand for Joe? And how many times has this happened? I can think of three.
Normandy The Pope ? Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (xCA6C) 104
The Dilbert guy said that he thought Spongebrain Shitpants was really just sniffing an invisible child.
Posted by: Blast Hardcheese at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (PWI4f) 105
Lloyd Austin is a worthless DEI hire with delusions of third-world commandante-hood.
Posted by: Nothing honorable about him at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (k3d8O) 106
Do they keep a spare pair of trousers on hand for Joe? And how many times has this happened? I can think of three.
Normandy The Pope ? Oh, yeah. Camilla, but that was probably just a fart. Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (xCA6C) 107
"Folks, the president did not shit himself. He's clearly trying to navigate sitting down." -- The MSM, thinking they're helping
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (KbCG3) 108
Le President Bidet c'est merde?
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (WG/Se) 109
Do you suppose the First Diaper is embossed with the presidential seal? Who has the contract to manufacture those?
Posted by: another guy Depends will be marketing with that after he leaves office. "Our leg elastics have the patented Presidential Seal." Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (ublAA) 110
Normandy
The Pope ? Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12: That video of him doing the toddler squad. Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (JLq/1) 111
" Do they keep a spare pair of trousers on hand for Joe? And how many times has this happened? I can think of three.
Posted by: Northernlurker" There's a line item in the budget for "Spare Pants One". Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (vFG9F) 112
66...what will be the excuse to cancel the debate? "I don't debate convicted felons"?
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (fMN7A) 113
I was embarrassed this morning now I have to add appalled to it
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (v/nZx) 114
7 Here's the whole video from t he timehe arrives. he is totally confused fromt he outset.
https://tinyurl.com/ykt6m6kr you just linked a hot Colt Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:14 PM (KRtlO) --- I love how they advertise FREE SHIPPING! Anyone who shells out $40K for a firearm is not going to balk at a few bucks for shipping and insurance fees... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (7fElN) 115
Do you suppose the First Diaper is embossed with the presidential seal? Who has the contract to manufacture those? Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM James Biden, Inc. Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (bEb2S) 116
>>> 34 Will there ever come a time when this kind of gaffe, repeated in public so many times, elicits howls of laughter? No, I guess. I remember the story of the emperor's new clothes. No courtier dared object, and Grandpa Stinkfinger always remains surrounded by courtiers.
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (rjJqk) You missed that Italian video, eh? Wonder if I can find a link... Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (llON8) 117
Somebody needs to Benny hill the fouck out of that video of shitbrain.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (wtvvX) 118
The emperor has no neurons!
Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (/7KEl) 119
The best part of all this is the fact she's got to smell it, and pretend she doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (PEvHb) 120
The New York Times headline tomorrow:
Trump Shits Himself! Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:00 PM (uxCna) My own take: Trump Shits in Biden's Pants! AG Garland presses charges! Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (FCbAQ) 121
Okay, this is funny. But Brigitte actually gave a great speech and thanked each veteran, while Jill scratched her lip.
Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (J0F/p) Comedy only requires a passing familiarity with some aspect of the truth. It boggles the mind that lefties are so frequently incapable of even that. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (T7iTv) 122
Biden's "energetic" address seems an attempt to convince us that the Ukraine war is morally equivalent to WWII. Maybe it's aimed at convincing Russia of our resolve, but with the recent US-approved escalation of the conflict, the deep state seems willing to go to any length to protect its 2014 coup.
Posted by: Taranto at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (ogTiX) 123
66...what will be the excuse to cancel the debate? "I don't debate convicted felons"?
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (fMN7A) --- Trump could fire back, "I don't debate people who shit themselves in public." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN) 124
damn, straight up elder abuse. Have they transferred power to Kamala in secret ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv) 125
>> they are not going to do anyting about this unless Biden actually strokes out at a podium
Believe it or not, the clowns managing Stinkfinger probably have no clear strategy should this happen. These aren’t people with foresight or prudence. Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (rjJqk) 126
Darth Lloyd Austin is a K-Mart discount Idi Amin.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (WG/Se) 127
119 The best part of all this is the fact she's got to smell it, and pretend she doesn't.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (PEvHb) The Wages of Sin takes many forms… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (PCK5/) 128
Russians tampered with my pants. Posted by: Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (KRtlO) Posted by: Czech Chick at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (fpVC1) 130
Normandy
The Pope ? Posted by: Archimedes That time a few weeks ago when he was walking to Marine 1 and taking a question from the press? Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (v6JzV) 131
The second video shows Macron being forced to welcome American veterans himself, because Jill walks Biden back to a private area to clean the presidential diapers.
Executive Privilege. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (ynpvh) 132
IT'S A STUTTER ! ! 1 1 ! 1 ! ! !
Posted by: Dick Slot at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (F6Xpw) 133
If it hasn't already been noted yet, the complete Biden quote about his advance team saying he has to be the first to leave is because he'll hold people up.
"Sir, you're a burden on everyone. You need to leave early so as not to drag this event out." "How early?" "Like yesterday." Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (KbCG3) 134
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Trump could fire back, "I don't debate people who shit themselves in public." Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (7fElN) *Trump enters debate stage* *grabs microphone* "MY BUTT'S BEEN WIPED!!!" *grins* Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (Zz0t1) 135
The RNC could lead a "send a Depends subscription to the White House campaign.
Posted by: DaveA at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (PMJuY) 136
33 Doctor Jill is guilty of elder abuse
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 06, 2024 12:07 PM (EGSGm) ______ The Biden's specialize. If you're old, Jill abuses you. If young, it's Joe's job. Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (1bNHn) 137
Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (pZ64F) 138
I don't think there will be a debate. I think they'll just tell Biden to say "I will not debate a convicted felon."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (XkYcA) 139
Do you suppose the First Diaper is embossed with the presidential seal? Who has the contract to manufacture those?
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM I'm thinking Huggies. Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (AwYPR) 140
...what will be the excuse to cancel the debate? "I don't debate convicted felons"? Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM He's not 'officially' convicted until the lower case 'judge' enters the conviction on some record, which Trump can then appeal. Why the 'judge' has delayed is interesting. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (RKVpM) 141
Joe:
"When my son Beau stormed the beaches at Normandy to fend off the Republican Cannibals who wanted to eat their fellow airmen, where was Convicted Felon Donald Trump? He was nowhere to be found, while calling Beau and his fellow heroes suckers." Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (CecP5) 142
>>>Darth Lloyd Austin is a K-Mart discount Idi Amin.
he does have that vibe btw leftwingers are now convicting people on twitter not for any actions or statements they've made, but mere "vibes," so these are the new rules. Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO) 143
>>> 98
===== MIT made this explicit when, during covid, amateur researchers were looking at publicly available data and coming to different conclusions than the CDC. MIT said that amateur researchers shouldn't be allowed access to the data anymore. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO) It will be funny when the self-proclaimed EXPERTS!!! are completely surprised and shocked to be on the receiving end of the next Sri Lankan Block Party. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (llON8) 144
God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (bvpbm) 145
Missed it by that much.
Posted by: Grim Reaper at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (z11+q) 146
Biden's "energetic" address seems an attempt to convince us that the Ukraine war is morally equivalent to WWII.
He needs to prepare the American public for when the bodybags starting coming back. Lots of bodybags, and it won't be long now. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (uxCna) Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (x0n13) 148
137 Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (pZ64F) So he could pop one off? Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (ynpvh) 149
Since MTG was forced to use Fauci's Official Title in addressing him, that should apply to all of us. Therefore it's "Liar Jake Tapper" to you, sir.
Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (1bNHn) Dr. Fifth Greatest Mass Murderer and Most Loathsome Puppy Torturer In History Anthony Fauci? Seems like Shithead would make the hearing go faster. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (T7iTv) 150
Joe Biden, Convicted Smellon Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (KRtlO) 151
Piece of shit... Literally
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (Akjoo) 152
Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (pZ64F) I'm leaning toward he's already had an ostomy and they have the bag attached to his leg. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1) 153
I'm watching the D day ceremony, and the cameras showed the sitting dignitaries, and I'm pretty much appalled that Zelensky could not be bothered to wear a suit! He is evidently trying to be Fetterman, but it is not a good look.
Posted by: Chillin the most at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (0uQp2) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (WG/Se) 155
btw leftwingers are now convicting people on twitter not for any actions or statements they've made, but mere "vibes," so these are the new rules.
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (KRtlO) --------------- the 1960's have called and they want their slang back. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (tT6L1) 156
Trump's a convicted felon but Biden's a convicted smellon.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (bvpbm) 157
Dr. Fifth Greatest Mass Murderer and Most Loathsome Puppy Torturer In History Anthony Fauci?
Seems like Shithead would make the hearing go faster. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (T7iTv) She did show pictures of the dogs he tortured with the sand fleas. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1) 158
144 God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (bvpbm) He does… sadly, America has become the butt of the joke… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (PCK5/) 159
What's the point? Joe doesn't give a rat's ass about the men and their sacrifice and the blood spilt to free Europe from the democrat inspired National Socialist German Worker's Party. It's all fake staged bush league psyche out shit. Laughable even.
Pablum for the rubes to soak up who know nothing about D-Day or WW2 since they attended government grooming centers instead of real schools. Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (7rocu) 160
143 >>> 98
===== MIT made this explicit when, during covid, amateur researchers were looking at publicly available data and coming to different conclusions than the CDC. MIT said that amateur researchers shouldn't be allowed access to the data anymore. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (GBKbO) It will be funny when the self-proclaimed EXPERTS!!! are completely surprised and shocked to be on the receiving end of the next Sri Lankan Block Party. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (llON ![]() How much were the "experts" at MIT paid to take this stance? Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (ynpvh) 161
Reading some of the responses on X. Hilarious. Good thing Americans still have a sense of humor.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (oaGWv) 162
Geez ace, really? 😂
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (bvpbm) 163
...what will be the excuse to cancel the debate? "I don't debate convicted felons"?
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM He's not 'officially' convicted until the lower case 'judge' enters the conviction on some record, which Trump can then appeal. Like any of that matters to lefties. They need an out, just like Biden's turd. Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (xCA6C) 164
I want Peter Droppin a Deuce to ask the Lesbo press secretary if Biden wears Depends or Always Discreet Diapers. Enquiring minds need to know.
Posted by: Czech Chick at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (fpVC1) 165
137 Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 12:18 PM (pZ64F) Charlie it won't hold forever the pressure will just keep build till something busts loose. Posted by: Grampa joe at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (z11+q) 166
Ace, how can you make fun of Biden? For God's sake, the poor man lost his son Beau at Omaha Beach.
Posted by: Darth Randall at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (f1kZG) 167
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Mutual of Omaha Beach. Marlon Perkins in the role of Biden. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (x0n13) I think he's more of a Jim Fowler type, getting mauled by a tiger while Marlon sips on a MaiTai. Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (wtvvX) 168
Does anyone ever Horde Mind with ace? It's a strange place to be man.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (bvpbm) 169
>>> Ace, how can you make fun of Biden? For God's sake, the poor man lost his son Beau at Omaha Beach.
that's right, my mistake Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO) 170
158 144 God has a sense of humor.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (bvpbm) He does… sadly, America has become the butt of the joke… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (PCK5/) That's what happens with assholes run things. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (ynpvh) 171
Maybe Biden thought surely they would bring some young girls to the event so he could sniff their hair. He was just getting into position.
Posted by: WIsRich at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (G0vdT) 172
and I'm pretty much appalled that Zelensky could not be bothered to wear a suit!
Are you new here? When was the last time Zelensky wore a suit? Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (uxCna) 173
I didn't cheat on my husband to seduce the married guy I babysat for just to relinquish power, Buster!
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden! at June 06, 2024 12:15 PM (uxCna) Edited for additional info. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (T7iTv) 174
169 >>> Ace, how can you make fun of Biden? For God's sake, the poor man lost his son Beau at Omaha Beach.
that's right, my mistake Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO) Did he go to the lifeguard stand or lost and found? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (x0n13) 175
i guess the pres wanted to be sure that stuff stayed in the depends and didn't slip down his leg. but watch those election winning votes start to pour in at 2 am
Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (B1FKF) 176
Isn't there anyone who can coach Joe on shitting himself with dignity?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (JLq/1) 177
160 How much were the "experts" at MIT paid to take this stance?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (ynpvh) ====== $0. They just wanted to do it to preserve their own power over narrative. They are elite. You are scum. They should rule you. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw) 179
156 Trump's a convicted felon but Biden's a convicted smellon.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (bvpbm) Lol Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (z11+q) 180
btw leftwingers are now convicting people on twitter not for any actions or statements they've made, but mere "vibes," so these are the new rules.
Posted by: ace - Are white leftists still talking to any black people? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (23ZaS) 181
We are officially South Africa.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=21skmvhx5dE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ACeOsJ13e5E https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9MSnfEmaQ4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lGwxkjtc3NY https://tinyurl.com/3tas36hh https://tinyurl.com/5x5kv9hy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZc6mvcjvHE https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HX-CeN6W5Mg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3zsvzf2AC0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WrvseHnNNo8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4SuO8MC5BVA Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (MvF+J) 182
Morning ace
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (YwN53) 183
177 160 How much were the "experts" at MIT paid to take this stance?
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (ynpvh) ====== $0. They just wanted to do it to preserve their own power over narrative. They are elite. You are scum. They should rule you. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO) I would love for them to RUE me. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (ynpvh) 184
Didn't Biden's uncle get eaten by NAZI Cannibals at Normandy?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (pZ64F) 185
Since MTG was forced to use Fauci's Official Title in addressing him
She should use air quotes every time she calls him "Dr.". Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (OguvZ) 186
>> When was the last time Zelensky wore a suit?
Probably that black latex one he wore when he did the comedy sketch where he plays piano with an etection. Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (rjJqk) 187
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‘ I did not know Biden was Italian. Il Duce.’ That, right there is funny. You deserve a Pulitzer Prize in political humor. FJB now is a synonym for Il Deuce. Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (jbnUc) 188
Bo and Hundo stormed all them bitches.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (23ZaS) 189
Here's the one I meant to post.
https://tinyurl.com/4cvjc587 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw) 190
Because dropping bombs is what we do
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (skIrX) 191
171 Maybe Biden thought surely they would bring some young girls to the event so he could sniff their hair. He was just getting into position.
Posted by: WIsRich at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (G0vdT) Eva Brawndo Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (x0n13) 192
186>>Erection.
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (rjJqk) 193
President Biden, while attending the ceremony, was seen visibly struggling as if to sit in a chair that wasn't there. This incident happened while French President Macron was meeting with veterans, drawing attention away from the solemn occasion.
++++ What a description. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (d04cU) 194
178 Oops.
It was a pretty sexy gun. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw) Well, the Boss DID follow your linky, so’s there’s that… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (PCK5/) 195
Since MTG was forced to use Fauci's Official Title in addressing him
- Wait, was he treating patients? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (23ZaS) 196
that's right, my mistake
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 12:21 PM (KRtlO) The heroic humility the horde admires. Fuck off, Commies. Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (as3uC) 197
The guy needs to be in a wheel chair fitted with a bed pan
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (z11+q) 198
Pantload shits himself in public but behind the scenes he's a veritable warrior of toilet consistency.
Posted by: Wonkish Rogue at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (YwN53) 199
Yeah.. He took a dump.. In his pants and on the veterans there
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (Akjoo) 200
185 Since MTG was forced to use Fauci's Official Title in addressing him
She should use air quotes every time she calls him "Dr.". Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (OguvZ) Mengele was a Dr... Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (ynpvh) 201
Honorable Lloyd Austin
they sure throw that term around a lot. Posted by: BignJames at June 06, 2024 12:12 PM (AwYPR) Add some comment about counting our sppoons Posted by: OneEyedJack at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (FCbAQ) 202
She should use air quotes every time she calls him "Dr.".
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 That would be funny. Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (JLq/1) 203
I despise this utter piece of arrogant, diaper-soiled piece of ****. What a disgrace. There really aren't any adjectives I can conjure that adequately express my feelings about this horrible man. It sickens my soul that he was there at this 80th anniversary. Just sickens me...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (mupln) 204
I'm leaning toward he's already had an ostomy and they have the bag attached to his leg.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:20 PM (Zz0t1) Wonder how that works when the patient is just one big asshole. Posted by: Full body ostomy bag at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (k3d8O) 205
Remember....81 bazillion votes!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (z11+q) 206
Do they keep a spare pair of trousers on hand for Joe? And how many times has this happened? I can think of three.
Posted by: Northernlurker" There's a line item in the budget for "Spare Pants One". Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 12:16 PM (vFG9F) *** I suspect there is a whole closet of suits on AF-1. Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (W/lyH) 207
Isn't this a case of asexual reproduction?
Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (1bNHn) 208
189 Here's the one I meant to post.
https://tinyurl.com/4cvjc587 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw) This one goes to discount medical supplies"…….. just kidding… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (PCK5/) 209
Jill's had enough.
Three hours ago: BREAKING: Jill Biden just pulled Joe out of the Normandy event, Macron staying behind with the veterans What’s going on? Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna) 210
Conservatives are not allowed to examine evidence and draw conclusions from it and make informed speculations; we are required to take the claims of the left as authoritative and "factual," always, no exceptions.
++++ And the inverse, too. We are required to accept leftist interpretation of everything. Some lefty shrink gets on TV and says, "based on this video of Donald Trump, my professional opinion - despite having never examined the man professionally and despite my visceral hatred of his politics - is that he's fucking nuts and a total danger to civilization" *must* be accepted at face value. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (d04cU) 211
Hillary equates Voting for Democrats to the sacrifices of our soldiers in WWII. Her decrepit cave aged ham flaps must be wafting into her brain.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (bvpbm) 212
Democrats demand respect they've not earned while showing complete disrespect for those who've earned it.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (tT6L1) 213
Imagine how much hair dye Jill must use.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (23ZaS) 214
Have they transferred power to Kamala in secret ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (NtVYv) ValJar called and said that's funny. You said "power," as if the president has any. Posted by: BurtTC at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (BR9DH) 215
Biden was bearing down like a hound dog trying to pass a peach pit.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (bNf8H) 216
174 Heh. Wild Kingdom. JJ, we used to watch it on a regular basis, and I have to say Marlin Perkins could and would mix it up with some pretty dangerous critters. One time we were watching it and Dad kinda whispered to me "don't fuck with the old guys".
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (V5eKu) 217
Biden's "energetic" address seems an attempt to convince us that the Ukraine war is morally equivalent to WWII. Maybe it's aimed at convincing Russia of our resolve, but with the recent US-approved escalation of the conflict, the deep state seems willing to go to any length to protect its 2014 coup.
Posted by: Taranto at June 06, 2024 12:17 PM (ogTiX) Didn't someone this morning say that the new spin on WW2 was that the Russians beat the Nazis? Essentially, that Russia defeated Fascism in Europe? Ironic that they're having to do it again. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (T7iTv) 218
Three hours ago:
BREAKING: Jill Biden just pulled Joe out of the Normandy event, Macron staying behind with the veterans What’s going on? Posted by: The ARC of History! Joe shit himself. Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (mzzp7) 219
Vibes?
"What's with the negative vibes?" - Animal Moriarty, "why did you have to trade for a Tiger?" Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (WG/Se) 220
The entire world is laughing at us. Some louder than others. Joe looks like he was searching for Pr. Ryan.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (obnkZ) 221
I was thinking this morning " I wonder how Biden embarrassed us today. Hope he didn't shit himself"
Posted by: steevy at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (FQmDC) 222
She should use air quotes every time she calls him "Dr.".
Posted by: spindrift "Herr Doktor" would be spicy. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (IG4Id) 223
Jill is really good at this. Every single time Biden does the embarrassing public exhibition, Jill always stops herself from noticing. She's got this down pat. You see President Macon and the misses give him alarming glances. But not Jill. Always on task to ignore.
Posted by: washrivergal at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (4SnFm) 224
211 Hillary equates Voting for Democrats to the sacrifices of our soldiers in WWII. Her decrepit cave aged ham flaps must be wafting into her brain.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (bvpbm) ====== More embarrassing than that 16 year old gyrating around in front of images of WWII soldiers while threatening people for wanting to take away his TikTok, even. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO) 225
Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 *** Imagine who would get the job of ramming it up in there. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (J2vNu) 226
211 Hillary equates Voting for Democrats to the sacrifices of our soldiers in WWII. Her decrepit cave aged ham flaps must be wafting into her brain.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (bvpbm) IT'S THE RICHEST KIND!!! Posted by: Mrs. Olson at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (wtvvX) 227
Soon every Biden speech will look like that scene in the old Star Trek “Patterns of Force” where John Gill addresses the camera stone still, with his mouth hidden behind a microphone.
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (rjJqk) 228
Since MTG was forced to use Fauci's Official Title in addressing him
- "Fine, what was your title with the Department of Defense? I'll use that." Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (23ZaS) 229
He will be dead before the election.
Posted by: Shaftoe at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (Rvxb7) 230
Our Veterans and the memory of our fallen Veterans deserve much better than what I just witnessed.
It’s pathetic. And fuck Jill Biden too. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (qVV8U) 231
Joe announces that one million people have left Russia because of the war.
And how many people have left Ukraine? Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna) 232
Dude clearly walks like a zombie
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (NtVYv) 233
He's not 'officially' convicted until the lower case 'judge' enters the conviction on some record, which Trump can then appeal. Why the 'judge' has delayed is interesting.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (RKVpM) In election interference, as in comedy, timing is key. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (T7iTv) 234
Biden was bearing down like a hound dog trying to pass a peach pit.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (bNf8H) Hahahaha...Ouch! Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (7rocu) 235
>>> 225 Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 *** Imagine who would get the job of ramming it up in there. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (J2vNu) Me! Pick me!!! Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (llON8) 236
As Puddin grunts one out, Doctor Jill covers her mouth while she says, "Stand up, fucker. Stop acting like a potato."
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (woPEM) 237
It is appropriate as Joe was having a flashback to his personal experience attacking Pointe de Hoc in '44. He ruined a pair of pants that day too.
Posted by: cwhite37 at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (tnFPL) 238
I despise this utter piece of arrogant, diaper-soiled piece of ****. What a disgrace. There really aren't any adjectives I can conjure that adequately express my feelings about this horrible man. It sickens my soul that he was there at this 80th anniversary. Just sickens me...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (mupln) -------------- While Joe is, or was, because he's so completely addled, a terrible human being, Jill and the Junta are solely responsible for the continued spectacle of trotting out that dementia patient for events such as the D Day commemoration. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (tT6L1) 239
225 Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 *** Imagine who would get the job of ramming it up in there. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (J2vNu) Secretary of Transpooptation Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (wtvvX) 240
She should use air quotes every time she calls him "Dr.".
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 12:23 PM (OguvZ) "Ok. Fine. Dr. Mengele Fauci......" Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1) 241
What an embarrassment. If it wasn't for the solemn occasion, I might take joy from this display of senility. God help us all.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (Aoykm) 242
I'm not saying this jokingly:
Some of the WWII veterans in that video are doing better than Biden. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (23ZaS) Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (WG/Se) 244
Three hours ago: BREAKING: Jill Biden just pulled Joe out of the Normandy event, Macron staying behind with the veterans What’s going on? Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna) ----------- This is perfect for Trump. Just play it straight. Joe Biden couldn't even be bothered to shake the hands of veterans at D-day ceremony. That's how far "Out if it" Joe Biden is. Posted by: WIsRich at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (G0vdT) 245
Joe:
"When my son Beau stormed the beaches at Normandy to fend off the Republican Cannibals who wanted to eat their fellow airmen, where was Convicted Felon Donald Trump? He was nowhere to be found, while calling Beau and his fellow heroes suckers." Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at June 06, 2024 12:19 PM (CecP5) Kamala: Did someone say suckers? * Cackles * Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (T7iTv) 246
Someone on X said it's a sad day when France has a better president than the US. You gotta give Macron credit. He jumped right up there and started greeting vets.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (oaGWv) 247
211 Hillary equates Voting for Democrats to the sacrifices of our soldiers in WWII. Her decrepit cave aged ham flaps must be wafting into her brain.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (bvpbm) Cheerfully walking into the kill zone of an MG42 is kind of like consciously voting for a Democrat. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (x0n13) Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (zSyrn) 249
And fuck Jill Biden too.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (qVV8U) Been there, done that. Posted by: Hunter Biden at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (Zz0t1) 250
I'm disappointed we didn't get a face plant
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (Akjoo) 251
231 Joe announces that one million people have left Russia because of the war.
And how many people have left Ukraine? ---------------- The exodus of youth from Ukraine has been going on for 40+ years. Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (pZ64F) 252
Secretary of Transpooptation
Posted by: Tex Lovera And just like that, Pete Buttjudge found his home. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (IG4Id) Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (V5eKu) 254
Of course Joe Biden will be replaced
The question now is How racist will it be to sideline Kamala Harris too? ++++ Joe Biden - and Kamala Harris - are serious problems for the Dems. It is, in fact, an unsolvable problem for the Dems. They're stuck with him. Biden/Harris is the poo-covered chewing gum stuck to their shoe on a hot summer day in Phoenix while they're walking down the shoulder of a blacktop highway because they ran out of gas. More to the point, they're an *ongoing* problem for the Dems because they have to settle the factional infighting and unite behind a candidate for 2028 no later than June or July of next year to start softening things up and getting the machinery going - and whoever that person is (my money is still on Whitmer, for now), he or she will be under the black cloud of the Biden Era, making the engineering quite a lot harder. The easiest way out is just to let nature take its course and let Trump win in November. Problem solved. Biden gone and essentially repudiated while Trump holds the bag for the next few years' worth of disastrous consequences, giving them a ready-made foil without ever having to utter the word, "Biden" again. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (d04cU) 255
Some of the WWII dead are doing better than Biden. And they vote more often.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (bvpbm) 256
Me! Pick me!!! Posted by: Mayor Pete at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (llON ![]() Heh. Horde mind is amazing... Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (wtvvX) 257
Anyone still think this pants-shitting braindead dementia patient will debate Trump??
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/) 258
Hey Joe, where you goin' with that turd in your hand ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (NtVYv) 259
242 I'm not saying this jokingly:
Some of the WWII veterans in that video are doing better than Biden. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (23ZaS) Yes… and with light years more dignity. Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (PCK5/) 260
218 Three hours ago:
BREAKING: Jill Biden just pulled Joe out of the Normandy event, Macron staying behind with the veterans What’s going on? Posted by: The ARC of History! Joe shit himself. Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 12:26 PM (mzzp7) Depends ™, official Sponsor of D-Day Remembered 2024. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (ynpvh) 261
This is your guy you dipshit dems. SPIT
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (v/nZx) 262
Cheerfully walking into the kill zone of an MG42 is kind of like consciously voting for a Democrat.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (x0n13) Good point. Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (bvpbm) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (NtVYv) 264
254 The easiest way out is just to let nature take its course and let Trump win in November. Problem solved. Biden gone and essentially repudiated while Trump holds the bag for the next few years' worth of disastrous consequences, giving them a ready-made foil without ever having to utter the word, "Biden" again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (d04cU) ======== "Trump caused the depression that started 6 months before the election!" Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO) 265
229 He will be dead before the election.
--- I don't often actually wish someone dead. This shitbag is the exception. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (woPEM) 266
Macron had a touching moment with our veterans. I wonder what the soldier placed in his hands. Biden of course didn't give a fvck.
Posted by: PJ at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (G1dq6) 267
Obligatory: The Gap Band (c'mon - you know which one.
![]() https://youtu.be/17lkdqoLt44?si=Ic64kA7K4ORPWCXC Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (WXNFJ) 268
>> They're stuck with him. Biden/Harris is the poo-covered chewing gum stuck to their shoe
This is it, exactly. Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (rjJqk) 269
Oops.
It was a pretty sexy gun. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:22 PM Why, yes. Yes, it was! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Wnv9h) 270
She should use air quotes every time she calls him "Dr.".
LOL!! That’s a great idea. She could also point out in passing, all the Nazi regime doctors. Or put some learning to people, perhaps especially the clown infestations in congress. “Expert” worship is killing this country. Credentialed asshats. Posted by: Common Tater at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (sNauO) 271
246 Someone on X said it's a sad day when France has a better president than the US. You gotta give Macron credit. He jumped right up there and started greeting vets.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (oaGWv) Have to agree with you there… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (PCK5/) 272
Here's the one I meant to post.
https://tinyurl.com/4cvjc587 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw) It's sad yet hilarious. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (hoLCx) 273
I want to know what Jill is saying while she pretends to scratch her lip. This could parlay into a fun party game!
If we don't see a dozen memes by nightfall, I'll be sorely disappointed. Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (W/lyH) 274
The easiest way out is just to let nature take its course and let Trump win in November. Problem solved. Biden gone and essentially repudiated while Trump holds the bag for the next few years' worth of disastrous consequences, giving them a ready-made foil without ever having to utter the word, "Biden" again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (d04cU) --- And yet, I don't see them taking the easy way out. The have power now and will NOT relinquish it willingly. They may wait until midnight of election day before they decide to NOT pull the trigger on election shenanigans... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (7fElN) 275
And Dr. Jill had to take a separate flight because she was at Hunters trial yesterday
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Akjoo) 276
And Dr. Jill with that scraggly long hair. Her clothes always look like they never quite fit her.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (oaGWv) 277
---
I don't often actually wish someone dead. This shitbag is the exception. Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (woPEM) I want him to live into his dementia years and forgets he was ever president. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1) 278
253 "Oh no, not again".
Members of the 88th assigned to laundry duty on AF1 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (V5eKu) The Fightin' Flushers!!! Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (wtvvX) 279
Saying Biden is a shit show is a literal and figurative description. Nice. We are so screwed. It can only get worse.
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (yiDHT) 280
Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead Imagine who would get the job of ramming it up in there. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius The Groom of the Cork. Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (ublAA) 281
Biden, today:
Biden again got confused: “I’ve known Putin for over 40 years, he’s been bothering me for 40 years.” Biden knew Putin when Putin was a KGB agent in East Germany in the 1980s? Amazing. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (uxCna) 282
And Dr. Jill had to take a separate flight because she was at Hunters trial yesterday
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Akjoo) And where are all the environmentalists protesting her carbon footprint? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1) 283
King Charles III is no spry chicken but at least he can stand there looking good in his uniform while Joey looks like one of those sad confused old folks who wander in a WalMart.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (WG/Se) 284
There really aren't any adjectives I can conjure that adequately express my feelings about this horrible man. It sickens my soul that he was there at this 80th anniversary. Just sickens me...
Posted by: Lady in Black at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (mupln) Maybe they aren't but it would be entertaining for us and cathartic for you if you gave it a try. Posted by: Go on, you know you want to at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (k3d8O) 285
The increasing frequency of Biden-related train wrecks abroad has made it so that this bikini brunette on the beach finds being an American to be an increasingly humiliating experience:
http://tiny.cc/uy6fyz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (d04cU) 286
210 Conservatives are not allowed to examine evidence and draw conclusions from it and make informed speculations; we are required to take the claims of the left as authoritative and "factual," always, no exceptions.
++++ And the inverse, too. We are required to accept leftist interpretation of everything. Some lefty shrink gets on TV and says, "based on this video of Donald Trump, my professional opinion - despite having never examined the man professionally and despite my visceral hatred of his politics - is that he's fucking nuts and a total danger to civilization" *must* be accepted at face value. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:25 PM (d04cU) _______ They did that to Goldwater first. Then disavowed it for a while; then readopted it. Posted by: Eeyore at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (1bNHn) 287
267 Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (WXNFJ)
This was in Rush's bumper music rotation IIRC. God bless his memory. At least he is no longer around to have to witness this. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (x0n13) Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (/7KEl) 289
Hi Tubal
I'll have to be more careful now. But at least I went to Tinyurl before I posted. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw) 290
What an embarrassment.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (9hNi7) 291
I want him to live into his dementia years and forgets he was ever president.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1) --- He might reach that point before the election... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (7fElN) 292
276 And Dr. Jill with that scraggly long hair. Her clothes always look like they never quite fit her.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (oaGWv) I would never ... Posted by: Moochelle at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (TTAGa) 293
He stays if they have to embalm & mount him on a robotic frame.
The Mercury News, Thursday, June 6th 2024 Politics, 'VP Kamala Harris’ quiet stops in Bay Area met with Gaza ceasefire protests' Over 100 protesters take to the street in Oakland’s Rockridge district In part, "In a brief visit Wednesday to the city where she was born, Vice President Kamala Harris was greeted in Oakland by jeers and boos from pro-Palestinian protesters calling for a permanent ceasefire on the Gaza Strip and an end to U.S. aid for Israel. The chorus of disdain rained down on Harris’ motorcade as it arrived to a sold-out private fundraising event in the Oakland Hills hosted by an executive at Palantir Technologies, a software company that provides intelligence for military defense." --- Also doubt Harris would be dumping $ into the EU, Europe unchecked. Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (NFX2v) 294
I'm not saying this jokingly:
Some of the WWII veterans in that video are doing better than Biden. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:28 PM (23ZaS) ---- Yes… and with light years more dignity. Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:30 PM (PCK5/) ++++ They accomplished something. Biden never did. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (d04cU) 295
Oops.
It was a pretty sexy gun. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 *** It was! Except for the silver script and detailing on the cylinder, it looked very much like Paladin's custom-made sixgun on Have Gun -- Will Travel! Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu) 296
272 Here's the one I meant to post.
https://tinyurl.com/4cvjc587 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw) It's sad yet hilarious. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (hoLC OMG... He completely ignored the veterans.. Props for Macron for shaking their hands Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (Akjoo) 297
http://tiny.cc/uy6fyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (d04cU) "Here. Let me help you with that." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1) 298
In fairness to Biden's team, who knew one Eclair was too much fiber?
Posted by: Dan at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (eCnv0) 299
He will be dead before the election.
Posted by: Shaftoe at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (Rvxb7) ===== People kept saying that last time. Didn't happen. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (DRSnL) 300
MSM: "Joe felt faint after being in the sun so long, which is why his loving wife had to escort him from the event."
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (tT6L1) 301
Biden knew Putin when Putin was a KGB agent in East Germany in the 1980s?
Amazing. Posted by: The ARC of History! Now that I think about it, it IS possible. Biden has been working against American values for at least that long. Him working for the other side answers many questions. Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (WXNFJ) 302
MG42, 800 rounds a minute.
Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (WG/Se) 303
>>> 281 Biden, today:
Biden again got confused: "I've known Putin for over 40 years, he’s been bothering me for 40 years." Biden knew Putin when Putin was a KGB agent in East Germany in the 1980s? Amazing. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (uxCna) When I was a young CIA offal... osss... when Corn Pop and I were secret agents, we had a mission to the USSR, and we kicked Poo Tin's butt! Posted by: Joe Brandon at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (llON8) 304
At some point, all the amphetamines and drugs they have him jacked up on will stop working. It looks like we are approaching that point.
Posted by: keena at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (iTNuP) 305
297 http://tiny.cc/uy6fyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (d04cU) "Here. Let me help you with that." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1) Brought to you by the letter "E"... Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (ynpvh) 306
This is perfect for Trump. Just play it straight. Joe Biden couldn't even be bothered to shake the hands of veterans at D-day ceremony. That's how far "Out if it" Joe Biden is.
Posted by: WIsRich at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (G0vdT) Hell, would you want to shake that hand? Lord knows where it's been. Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (W/lyH) 307
Boeing is gonna have to completely strip out and then install an entire new Presidential Suites up in the nose sections of the two 747s that serve as Air Force One.
"Shit the Nest" used to be a term of phrase meant to denote making some error or mistake. Used. To. Be. President Poopypants has brought it from rhetoric to reality, repeatedly. I shit you not. But, HE, has, does, and will. Jim Sunk New Dawn Galveston, TX Posted by: Jim at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (e6UQI) 308
He might reach that point before the election...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (7fElN) I'm fine with that. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1) 309
There is no way the Dems can hide Biden is a rapidly deteriorating wreck is barely cognizant at times and with enough rest and drugs may be aware of his surroundings enough to take orders from his handlers.
So what, you're not going to vote for man who said pussy, right? Posted by: Ripley at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (JojsZ) 310
The easiest way out is just to let nature take its course and let Trump win in November. Problem solved. Biden gone and essentially repudiated while Trump holds the bag for the next few years' worth of disastrous consequences, giving them a ready-made foil without ever having to utter the word, "Biden" again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (d04cU) _______ All true, but they are so cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs bat-shit crazy insane with hatred for Trump that they can't allow Trump to win. They just can't. I think their only option at this point is cheek-clench the shit in their pants, hope it doesn't run down their leg long enough to pull off another steal in November, and then worry what to do with Joey Showers and the two filthy whores (Jill and Kamala). Once they have the WH, their options become much more open. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/) 311
People kept saying that last time. Didn't happen.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (DRSnL) -------------------- Thanks, little miss ray of sunshine! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1) 312
I'm disappointed we didn't get a face plant
Posted by: it's me donna It's gonna happen. Just depends* on whether it's before or after the election. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (IG4Id) 313
Depends ™, official Sponsor of D-Day Remembered 2024.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (oaGWv) 314
And yet, I don't see them taking the easy way out. The have power now and will NOT relinquish it willingly.
They may wait until midnight of election day before they decide to NOT pull the trigger on election shenanigans... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (7fElN) ++++ Letting Trump win will not be a relinquishment of power in any meaningful way. They still own the executive agencies and Congress will not force the issue. They can obstruct and disobey. They will lose a couple engagements temporarily - likely the border and some regulatory rollback, especially around oil and gas - but are unlikely to lose much in a more permanent way (such as new treaties or trade deals) but the setbacks if any will be minor just like last time and they get the chance to pin blame on him when the wheels come off. I don't know that they'll take the bet, but I can see why they might. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (d04cU) 315
289 Hi Tubal
I'll have to be more careful now. But at least I went to Tinyurl before I posted. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:33 PM (t/2Uw) Just funni’ Sharon… and I did watch the Biden linky… what a miserable pathetic spectacle… thanks for bringing it to light… Posted by: tubal at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (PCK5/) 316
Some of the WWII veterans in that video are doing better than Biden.
Big differences in how people age. Konrad Adenauer was a highly competent Chancellor of Germany into his 90s. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (uxCna) 317
I looked at the recording again and Dr. Jill is telling Joe something... I'm sure it was "Stand up you idiot." or something like that
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (Akjoo) 318
Clearly Jill is talking to Biden as she scratches her lip.
"Joe, stand the f up. I'm going to have to drag you over the finish line, aren't I". Posted by: WIsRich at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (G0vdT) 319
310 I think their only option at this point is cheek-clench the shit in their pants, hope it doesn't run down their leg long enough to pull off another steal in November, and then worry what to do with Joey Showers and the two filthy whores (Jill and Kamala). Once they have the WH, their options become much more open.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/) ======= I'm still hoping that they cheat so heavily and so obviously that even DU goes, "Whoa...That's not right..." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO) 320
In part, "In a brief visit Wednesday to the city where she was born, Vice President Kamala Harris was greeted in Oakland by jeers and boos from pro-Palestinian protesters calling for a permanent ceasefire on the Gaza Strip and an end to U.S. aid for Israel.
The chorus of disdain rained down on Harris’ motorcade as it arrived to a sold-out private fundraising event in the Oakland Hills hosted by an executive at Palantir Technologies, a software company that provides intelligence for military defense." *** Sounds like the story about the time Eva Peron was riding in a limo with a retired admiral. She complained, "They're calling me, the president's wife, they're calling me a whore!" Admiral: "I haven't been to sea in twenty years, but they still call me 'admiral'." Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu) 321
At Reuters: "Hamas has seen about half its forces wiped out in eight months of war"
Faster, please. Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (MvF+J) 322
Leftists are responding with a video they claim shows Trump shitting himself during his show trial.
Posted by: Ian S. at June 06, 2024 12:10 PM (2ocoG) And this wasn't plastered wall-to-wall when it happened because of the right-wing media I'm sure. Posted by: pookysgirl shouldn't need a sarc tag at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (dtlDP) 323
Biden knew Putin when Putin was a KGB agent in East Germany in the 1980s?
Amazing. Posted by: The ARC of History! - Wait, so if someone was laundering money in eastern Europe and had... Huh. That's an interesting statement, isn't it? Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (23ZaS) 324
>>> 311 People kept saying that last time. Didn't happen.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:34 PM (DRSnL) -------------------- Thanks, little miss ray of sunshine! Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1) It's not nice to talk to the Bacon Wench that way. Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (llON8) 325
Thanks, little miss ray of sunshine!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (tT6L1) ===== Hey, I do what I can. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (DRSnL) 326
Odds of a Baskin Robbins store near Omaha Beach . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (x0n13) 327
321 At Reuters: "Hamas has seen about half its forces wiped out in eight months of war"
Faster, please. Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (MvF+J) ======== All so Bibi can avoid prosecution. How sad... /s Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (/y8xj) 329
He's on so many drugs, I would bet his bowels don't even know what their job is anymore.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1) 330
They're not "stuck" with him.
They are *enjoying* doing this to the country they despise. This is how the Left has fun. Trot out their puppet to take a dump in front of the world on D-day. Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (bvpbm) 331
302 MG 42 was capable of 1200 rpm. The 800 rpm takes in consideration a barrel change.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (V5eKu) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (rj6Yv) 334
319 310 I think their only option at this point is cheek-clench the shit in their pants, hope it doesn't run down their leg long enough to pull off another steal in November, and then worry what to do with Joey Showers and the two filthy whores (Jill and Kamala). Once they have the WH, their options become much more open.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:35 PM (iFTx/) ======= I'm still hoping that they cheat so heavily and so obviously that even DU goes, "Whoa...That's not right..." Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO) I have doubts they'd ever say that...more like BAMN, fascist Rethuglican bitches! Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (ynpvh) 335
But. Trump said "pussy," so it's all good.
Posted by: nurse ratched at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (IE0Ac) 336
It's me donna, she sure was making sure no one could read her lips.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (v/nZx) 337
I'm sure Jill has pegged Joe at least once, and he's probably taken some shots of the 'ole pink steel during their depraved orgies.
Just stick a butt plug up him during public events. It probably won't even be a new experience for the old bastard. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (d04cU) 338
The easiest way out is just to let nature take its course and let Trump win in November. Problem solved. Biden gone and essentially repudiated while Trump holds the bag for the next few years' worth of disastrous consequences, giving them a ready-made foil without ever having to utter the word, "Biden" again.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:29 PM (d04cU) _______ All true, but they are so cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs bat-shit crazy insane with hatred for Trump that they can't allow Trump to win. They just can't. It isn't just the Trump hate. They're terrified of what will happen to them when PDJT orders release of all the documents and brings them up on charges. Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C) 339
the way this jerkoff shits himself it's a wonder Lewes Beach hasn't been declared a Hazmat site
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR) 340
CBS, LOCAL NEWS Delaware Valley veterans returning to Normandy, France to commemorate 80th D-Day anniversary, May 30, 2024 "One of those heroes is 102-year-old Andrew Kiniry. He starts his day just before 7 a.m., working six days a week at Battelini Transport and Towing Services in Vineland, New Jersey. There he does a little bit of everything, from restocking to cleaning bathrooms." (Watching the entire piece suggested.) Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (NFX2v) 341
Wouldn't Biden be fitted with a butt plug for special events?
Posted by: Pudinhead at June 06, 2024 *** Imagine who would get the job of ramming it up in there. . . . Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:27 PM (J2vNu) I volunteer as tribute! -- Pete Butt-n-gag Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (T7iTv) 342
The increasing frequency of Biden-related train wrecks abroad has made it so that this bikini brunette on the beach finds being an American to be an increasingly humiliating experience:
http://tiny.cc/uy6fyz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (d04cU) Well if she's into humiliation, I guess we have a chance! Posted by: Morons at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (FCbAQ) 343
http://tiny.cc/uy6fyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) That's probably the oddest-looking chick you've ever posted, Joe. She's got old guy face and old-lady hair. WNB. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV) 344
It isn't just the Trump hate. They're terrified of what will happen to them when PDJT orders release of all the documents and brings them up on charges.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C) ++++ :: whistles nonchalantly :: Posted by: The Party Man in charge of releasing the documents at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (d04cU) 345
Clearly Jill is talking to Biden as she scratches her lip.
"Joe, stand the f up. I'm going to have to drag you over the finish line, aren't I". Posted by: WIsRich at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (G0vdT) I wonder if she was mic'd up to the secret service detail? "He did it again! Exit Plan Alpha!" Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (W/lyH) 346
I looked at the recording again and Dr. Jill is telling Joe something... I'm sure it was "Stand up you idiot." or something like that
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (Akjoo) "WALK THIS WAY!!! Talk this way...." Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (Zz0t1) 347
I'm still hoping that they cheat so heavily and so obviously that even DU goes, "Whoa...That's not right..."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:36 PM (GBKbO) I have doubts they'd ever say that...more like BAMN, fascist Rethuglican bitches! Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (ynpvh) --- Yep. And they justify it to themselves because Republicans cheat more (somehow). Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (7fElN) 348
He will be dead before the election. Posted by: Shaftoe ===== People kept saying that last time. Didn't happen. Posted by: Jordan61 Been hearing it for at least four years. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (63Dwl) 349
334 I have doubts they'd ever say that...more like BAMN, fascist Rethuglican bitches!
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (ynpvh) ====== Most likely, but, I can still hold out that Philly reports at 250% turnout and DU is like, "Can that be even right?" for five minutes before anyone questioning it gets banned forever by an admin who is a CIA political appointee. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO) 350
326
Odds of a Baskin Robbins store near Omaha Beach . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:37 PM (x0n13) He's jonesing for a two scoop Waffen SS Cone, or some Karl's Donuts . . . Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (x0n13) 351
The increasing frequency of Biden-related train wrecks abroad has made it so that this bikini brunette on the beach finds being an American to be an increasingly humiliating experience:
http://tiny.cc/uy6fyz Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM Caption: Hey! My tits are down here! Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (Wnv9h) 352
Democrats are going to try and cheat. They won't be able to cheat enough because RFK Jr. is going to split the D vote.
PDT wins the election by a plurality and MSM screams about consensus while ignoring the minor problem of Saint Bill being elected by a plurality. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (tT6L1) 353
>>> 338
== It isn't just the Trump hate. They're terrified of what will happen to them when PDJT orders release of all the documents and brings them up on charges. Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C) Didn't the Eff.Bee.EYE (and probably some other agencies too) basically ignore some such orders? including, iirc, docs related to the JFK Jr assassination? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (llON8) 354
If the Dems were clear-eyed cold hearted realists, they would concede 2024 to Trump
neither party's nominee in '28 will be an incumbent Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (/7KEl) 355
Is that a fake nood?
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (JeYYB) 356
I'm still hoping that they cheat so heavily and so obviously that even DU goes, "Whoa...That's not right..."
I'm expecting faster than light travel before that happens. Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (xCA6C) 357
This was in Rush's bumper music rotation IIRC. God bless his memory. At least he is no longer around to have to witness this.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton Yes that is a blessing. Also glad Pres. Reagan is no longer here to with witness our shame. Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (oaGWv) 358
He may look this way in public, but behind the scenes he really takes MASSIVE dumps and runs circles around people in their 20s when they take dumps.
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (fMN7A) 359
337 I'm sure Jill has pegged Joe at least once, and he's probably taken some shots of the 'ole pink steel during their depraved orgies.
Just stick a butt plug up him during public events. It probably won't even be a new experience for the old bastard. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (d04cU) Which leads to the anal sphincter being unable to do it's function properly. Why I'm told gay men have issues like that as they get older... Click, if you DARE: http://tiny.cc/068fyz Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh) 360
353 >>> 338
== It isn't just the Trump hate. They're terrified of what will happen to them when PDJT orders release of all the documents and brings them up on charges. Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C) Didn't the Eff.Bee.EYE (and probably some other agencies too) basically ignore some such orders? including, iirc, docs related to the JFK Jr assassination? Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (llON ![]() ======== I suspect Trump still has the Crossfire Hurricane documents. He could, day one, declare them declassified and release the entire thing on X. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO) 361
The natives did the same thing after eating Biden's uncle.
Posted by: Citizen Cake at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (CwhoI) 362
... not that I disagree that the commies are freaked out by the notion of being *accountable* for their shenanigans so much as I think it will be more um, difficult, to make that happen by simply writing down orders.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (llON8) 363
He may look this way in public, but behind the scenes he really takes MASSIVE dumps and runs circles around people in their 20s when they take dumps.
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (fMN7A) ++++ LOL Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:42 PM (d04cU) 364
I'm confident that President Macron will bear up, just as I did.
Posted by: Pope Francis at June 06, 2024 12:42 PM (woPEM) 365
He will be dead before the election.
Posted by: Shaftoe ===== People kept saying that last time. Didn't happen. Posted by: Jordan61 Been hearing it for at least four years. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (63Dwl) *** The timing would be good though. Imagine the solemn pageantry. Laying in state in the rotunda, the caisson with casket, thousands of paid...errr...sobbing masses lining Pennsylvania Ave. Hollywood would go apeshit to choreograph this. Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:42 PM (W/lyH) 366
Biden couldn't eat some rice, bananas or yogurt ahead of time ?
Posted by: Chris Christe at June 06, 2024 12:42 PM (RHGPo) 367
Why wouldn't Joe be given an enema before a public appearance? Clean that bowel right out.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:42 PM (JLq/1) 368
He's jonesing for a two scoop Waffen SS Cone, or some Karl's Donuts . . .
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:40 PM (x0n13) That's ADMIRAL Karl's Dönuts, sir!!! Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:42 PM (wtvvX) 369
Someone did a montage of "Deep Thoughts" with all of Kamala Harris's idiocies and she's functioning at a slightly higher level than Joe.
We're effed. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (JeYYB) 370
I want him to live into his dementia years and forgets he was ever president.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1) Is tomorrow really that big a stretch? Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (T7iTv) 371
So a dead congress critter won in NJ.Why can't a dead Biden "win" in November. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (x0n13) 372
He may look this way in public, but behind the scenes he really takes MASSIVE dumps and runs circles around people in their 20s when they take dumps.
Posted by: Lex at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (fMN7A) He calls in all the WH interns to check out his bowl pythons. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (+myjY) 373
This Biden puppet looks too much like the Walter puppet.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (xcxpd) 374
"They are allowed to continue to peddle the proven lie that Gentle Giant Michael Brown was shot to death for Doin' Nuffin'"
============= Remember when George Zimmerman stalked Trayvon and gunned him down?!? Posted by: Jay in PA at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (i7Q7S) 375
The whole world is watching, and it's sad. And dangerous.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (rj6Yv) 376
367 Why wouldn't Joe be given an enema before a public appearance? Clean that bowel right out.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:42 PM (JLq/1) Negative. Too much brain loss. Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:44 PM (wtvvX) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV) 378
I can't believe Biden took a Kamala in front of the whole world. He did promise it would be brown.
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:44 PM (bvpbm) 379
"They are allowed to continue to peddle the proven lie that Gentle Giant Michael Brown was shot to death for Doin' Nuffin'"
============= Remember when George Zimmerman stalked Trayvon and gunned him down?!? Posted by: Jay in PA at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (i7Q7S) That's retarded sir Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:44 PM (NtVYv) 380
Masterful statesmanship. Definitely sends a strong message to Russia and China.
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (JwHpX) 381
Newsom proposes speeding up the conversion of California to a hellscape by defunding police, prisons, public safety as California faces massive deficit
Posted by: Chris Christe at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (RHGPo) 382
Remember when George Zimmerman stalked Trayvon and gunned him down?!?
Posted by: Jay in PA at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM And just as that poor boy was turning his life around, too. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (Wnv9h) 383
Yenshee babies. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV) I really could've gone the rest of my life without that one being a part of the lexicon. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1) 384
I suspect Trump still has the Crossfire Hurricane documents. He could, day one, declare them declassified and release the entire thing on X.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO) He could have done that the first time he was President. Dunno why he didn't. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd) 385
Peer-Reviewed Study: Covid vaccines may have contributed to “unprecedented” three-million excess deaths in the Western world since 2020
- No problem. Illegal aliens will replace them. Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (L/fGl) 386
I have to say, I think Macron did a very nice job with the American veterans. I'm sure he didn't think he would be up there himself. But he called an audible and did a nice job. The Americans also seemed genuinely happy and appreciative that he made the effort. They probably thought better about Macron than they did Biden.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/) 387
Biden, today:
Biden again got confused: “I’ve known Putin for over 40 years, he’s been bothering me for 40 years.” Biden knew Putin when Putin was a KGB agent in East Germany in the 1980s? Amazing. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (uxCna) He was a Dem Senator while Reagan was President. I'll be he was chummy with lots of KGB agents. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (T7iTv) 388
380 Masterful statesmanship. Definitely sends a strong message to Russia and China.
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (JwHpX) Agreed... Macron did an admirable job Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (Akjoo) 389
My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (/7KEl) 390
380 Masterful statesmanship. Definitely sends a strong message to Russia and China.
Posted by: Weasel at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (JwHpX) Marking his territory... Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (wtvvX) 391
A headline to make you sob:
Veteran who saw flag raised at Iwo Jima dies on ship sailing to D-Day events He witnessed the raising of the US flag at Iwo Jima, one of the most iconic moments of World War Two, and survived the bloody campaign in the far east against the Japanese. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (x0n13) 392
If I'm the world, I'm not nervous about Joe. I'm nervous about the people running things, because they have access to nuclear weapons.
The people running the country project to a degree which is almost unimaginable. They've screamed about Putin using nukes and that should worry everyone. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (tT6L1) 393
Yenshee babies.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:44 PM (v6JzV) I really could've gone the rest of my life without that one being a part of the lexicon. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1) ME TOO ! Those things hurt my butt Posted by: Joey Bdien at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (NtVYv) 394
So has anyone yet claimed that Biden was just overcome with emotion?
Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (F4bAW) 395
He could have done that the first time he was President. Dunno why he didn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd) Because he's a stupid poopiehead and doesn't know anything and learns nothing. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu) 397
This attractive, smiling woman wearing a swimsuit while on the beach has no need to feign pulling down the top of her swimsuit in order to give expression to her conservative political opinions. In addition, she is not embarrassed about being an American because she didn't vote for Biden and nobody she knows is in his administration:
https://tinyurl.com/4pnac4x8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (XkYcA) 398
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RUGER 10/22 CARBINE .22 LR 18.5" BARREL 10-ROUNDS W/ SCOPE BASE ADAPTER $199.99 https://bityl.co/QMrP Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (hoLCx) 399
So a dead congress critter won in NJ.Why can't a dead Biden "win" in November.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton This is an interesting scenario. The 'winner' drops over - how is that spot now filled? By the elected VP? By the party's choice? Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (WXNFJ) 400
Newsom proposes speeding up the conversion of California to a hellscape by defunding police, prisons, public safety as California faces massive deficit
Posted by: Chris Christe When you call the police, be prepared to give them your atm card when they arrive. Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (mzzp7) 401
The fact we're not begging for our lives in Chinese or Arabic right now is amazing.
Posted by: Smoothbrain McShitlib at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (N/oGZ) 402
Anti-Trump Crossdressing Man Smashes Car Into County Jail Before Hurling Snakes And Shouting ‘The Devil Told Me To Kill Everyone’
A homeless man wearing women’s clothes intentionally rammed his car into the side of a county jail in Florida Monday night, before reportedly embarking on a rant about Donald Trump. Joseph Leedy, 40, stands accused of four counts of aggravated assault on an officer and one count of criminal mischief resulting in damage of more than $1,000 as a result – as a series of photos show the damage he caused. Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (ZdexC) 403
My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (/7KEl) How many ? Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (NtVYv) 404
384 I suspect Trump still has the Crossfire Hurricane documents. He could, day one, declare them declassified and release the entire thing on X.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO) He could have done that the first time he was President. Dunno why he didn't. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd) ======== I suspect it took a while to get a hold of them personally (resistance, yo), then he got caught up in covid which he could never shake, and then planned on starting his second term with it. He probably should have just done it. I hope (that he can possibly win a rigged game) that he has gotten meaner in 4 years. fingers crossed Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO) 405
What does Poopie Goldberg have to say?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (JLq/1) 406
Veteran who saw flag raised at Iwo Jima dies on ship sailing to D-Day events
He witnessed the raising of the US flag at Iwo Jima, one of the most iconic moments of World War Two, and survived the bloody campaign in the far east against the Japanese. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (x0n13) Sad.. RIP to this hero Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (Akjoo) 407
389 My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (/7KEl) Already pre-filled out for Biden and Democrats down the line. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (x0n13) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1) 409
Before the dump, Biden was heard to say, "Hey why don't you plant your flag in this...?"
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (bvpbm) 410
Lovely post during lunch. I approve.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (p537u) 411
405 What does Poopie Goldberg have to say?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (JLq/1) Fat Albert Speer? Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (x0n13) 412
23 I want to know what Jill is saying while she pretends to scratch her lip. This could parlay into a fun party game!
She was not scratching her lip, she was about to cover her nose from the stench but caught herself in time. Must have been downwind. Posted by: Rope a GOPe at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (03Uyc) 413
"A homeless man wearing women’s clothes intentionally rammed his car into the side of a county jail in Florida Monday night, before reportedly embarking on a rant about Donald Trump."
--------- Why does none of this even sound crazy anymore? Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (bvpbm) 414
Anti-Trump Crossdressing Man Smashes Car Into County Jail Before Hurling Snakes And Shouting ‘The Devil Told Me To Kill Everyone’
What the actual f*ck? Good thing we're legalizing all the drugs....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (ZdexC) 416
397 This attractive, smiling woman wearing a swimsuit while on the beach has no need to feign pulling down the top of her swimsuit in order to give expression to her conservative political opinions. In addition, she is not embarrassed about being an American because she didn't vote for Biden and nobody she knows is in his administration:
https://tinyurl.com/4pnac4x8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (XkYcA) Ooooooh, very nice. Gives off a nice feminine 70s vibe. Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (wtvvX) 417
This attractive, smiling woman wearing a swimsuit while on the beach has no need to feign pulling down the top of her swimsuit in order to give expression to her conservative political opinions. In addition, she is not embarrassed about being an American because she didn't vote for Biden and nobody she knows is in his administration:
https://tinyurl.com/4pnac4x8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke Fen, you definitely won this round. Thanks. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (v6JzV) 418
Do you suppose the First Diaper is embossed with the presidential seal? Who has the contract to manufacture those?
Posted by: another guy The seal only appears when the diaper is soiled. That's how they know when to change it. Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (4Z34v) 419
415 389 My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
-------- Already filled in?? Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (ZdexC) ======== There's a box on the outside of the envelope that says, "Republican voter (throw away once received) - For Post Office use only". Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO) 420
The whole world is watching, and it's sad. And dangerous.
Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2024 12:43 PM (rj6Yv) This. Watch Cuba over the next six months. Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (W/lyH) 421
Anti-Trump Crossdressing Man Smashes Car Into County Jail Before Hurling Snakes And Shouting ‘The Devil Told Me To Kill Everyone’
I think this is how I'll announce my entrance to the next TxMoMe. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1) 422
Macron looked like a pretty spry young man.
His wife looked DOCTOR Jill's age. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden She must have a certain something to keep a young man such as Macron hanging around. Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (oaGWv) 423
418 Do you suppose the First Diaper is embossed with the presidential seal? Who has the contract to manufacture those?
Posted by: another guy The seal only appears when the diaper is soiled. That's how they know when to change it. Posted by: Stu Podaso at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (4Z34v) Heh. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (ynpvh) 424
I suspect Trump still has the Crossfire Hurricane documents. He could, day one, declare them declassified and release the entire thing on X.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO) He could have done that the first time he was President. Dunno why he didn't. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd) ======== I suspect it took a while to get a hold of them personally (resistance, yo), then he got caught up in covid which he could never shake, and then planned on starting his second term with it. He probably should have just done it. I hope (that he can possibly win a rigged game) that he has gotten meaner in 4 years. fingers crossed Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (GBKbO) +1 I hope he gets mean and ruthless. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd) 425
This will start a public defecation craze among Democrats.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (JLq/1) 426
My current guess is that Biden's puppeteers are soon going to dramatically escalate the war on Russia, with the intention that our troops take significant casualties, elevating Biden to 'Must-Reelect War President' status.
They'll either poke the Bear harder until he strikes us, or they'll stage a false flag. They don't care how many millions die. Coda: I freely admit that I suck at predictions. Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (MvF+J) 427
This attractive, smiling woman wearing a swimsuit while on the beach
I would disappoint her all night long. Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (hoLCx) 428
http://tiny.cc/uy6fyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) That's probably the oddest-looking chick you've ever posted, Joe. She's got old guy face and old-lady hair. WNB. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:39 PM (v6JzV) She's also talking about how her bikini top was white before she met Biden. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (T7iTv) 429
89 My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
-------- Already filled in?? Posted by: andycanuck You need something filled? Well, here you go! -- Joe Biden Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (v6JzV) 430
I think this is how I'll announce my entrance to the next TxMoMe.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1) --------------- Letting us know that which we've long assumed? Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (tT6L1) 431
I have to say, I think Macron did a very nice job with the American veterans. I'm sure he didn't think he would be up there himself. But he called an audible and did a nice job. The Americans also seemed genuinely happy and appreciative that he made the effort. They probably thought better about Macron than they did Biden.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/) Concur. Hell, I think better about him than I do about Biden. Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (W/lyH) 432
She must have a certain something to keep a young man such as Macron hanging around.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (oaGWv) He's gay... Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (Akjoo) Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (JeYYB) 434
She must have a certain something to keep a young man such as Macron hanging around.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (oaGWv) I mean, she did molest him when he was 14. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (Zz0t1) 435
Jill Biden, Worst Wife.
Posted by: m at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (NHMTR) 436
Judge Merchan may need to rethink his obvious desire to imprison Trump: Democrats are facing a situation in which all options are bad...for them
Judge Merchan may need to rethink his obvious desire to imprison Trump: Democrats are facing a situation in which all options are bad...for them Posted by: Chris Christe at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (RHGPo) 437
I suspect Trump still has the Crossfire Hurricane documents. He could, day one, declare them declassified and release the entire thing on X.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO) He could have done that the first time he was President. Dunno why he didn't. --- As Tuco says, "when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk." Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (g9W3m) Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (/7KEl) 439
That headline pic at Daily Mail; DOCTOR Jill looks pretty rough. My mom is 5 years older than her and smoked for a lot of her life and still isn't that wrinkled.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (DRSnL) 440
The Groom of the Cork. Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 12:32 PM (ublAA)
**cleans up keyboard** Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (r5tfK) 441
Start off the day making poop jokes! I love it.
Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (v0R5T) 442
424
... He could have done that the first time he was President. Dunno why he didn't. Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd) ... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd) I thought he did declare them as declassified, but the traitorous assholes in the various agencies held his order off saying they needed to go in and redact (e.g. delete) the info first... Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (ynpvh) 443
413 "A homeless man wearing women’s clothes intentionally rammed his car into the side of a county jail in Florida Monday night, before reportedly embarking on a rant about Donald Trump."
--------- Why does none of this even sound crazy anymore? Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (bvpbm) --------------------------------- My first reaction was, "did they just assume his/her gender?" (not seriously. I just like to make them play by their own rules) Posted by: No One of Consequence at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (F4bAW) 444
JOE BIDEN SHITS PANTS ON OMAHA BEACH
Posted by: Chris Christe at June 06, 2024 12:51 PM (RHGPo) 445
This attractive, smiling woman wearing a swimsuit while on the beach has no need to feign pulling down the top of her swimsuit in order to give expression to her conservative political opinions. In addition, she is not embarrassed about being an American because she didn't vote for Biden and nobody she knows is in his administration:
https://tinyurl.com/4pnac4x8 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM Very nice. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (Wnv9h) 446
Letting us know that which we've long assumed?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (tT6L1) Well, more the hurling snakes and shouting at the Devil part...... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1) 447
422. 422 Macron looked like a pretty spry young man.
His wife looked DOCTOR Jill's age. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden She must have a certain something to keep a young man such as Macron hanging around. Posted by: Tuna at June 06 Brigitte is 71. Emmanuel is 46. Brigette was his teacher. Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (p4NUW) 448
My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
Posted by: Don Black Neither party had had their convention to formally choose their candidates. How the how did they get ballots printed already? Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (ublAA) 449
Florida Man.
Posted by: G'rump928(c) at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (hoLCx) 450
436 Judge Merchan may need to rethink his obvious desire to imprison Trump: Democrats are facing a situation in which all options are bad...for them
Judge Merchan may need to rethink his obvious desire to imprison Trump: Democrats are facing a situation in which all options are bad...for them As I suspect, Orange Man Bad might be on his way to becoming Orange Mandela. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (x0n13) 451
He's gay... Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM I mean, she did molest him when he was 14. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM We Have TWO Winners!!! Posted by: AltonJackson at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (bEb2S) 452
Judge Merchan may need to rethink his obvious desire to imprison Trump: Democrats are facing a situation in which all options are bad...for them
- By late July Trump will be the only one using the felonies and mug shots for campaign purposes. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (23ZaS) Posted by: SMOD at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (RHGPo) 454
Biden is not now, nor has he ever been steering this "administration".
The entire country is careening out of control lead by non-elected, unaccountable, virtually unnamed people. Posted by: DaisyB at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (AbL8c) 455
425 This will start a public defecation craze among Democrats.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (JLq/1) San Francisco has entered the chat. Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (wtvvX) 456
Where's news anchor Billy Madison to let us know that people who shit their pants are THE COOLEST
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (bvpbm) 457
I have to say, I think Macron did a very nice job with the American veterans. I'm sure he didn't think he would be up there himself. But he called an audible and did a nice job. The Americans also seemed genuinely happy and appreciative that he made the effort. They probably thought better about Macron than they did Biden.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/) ++++ Yup. Macron did his job and did it well. He dealt with the failure, waded in, and handled it with grace. I don't like him politically, but he's competent. Biden is not. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (d04cU) 458
452 By late July Trump will be the only one using the felonies and mug shots for campaign purposes.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (23ZaS) ======= I said this last week! Though, my prediction was the end of June. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO) 459
My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (/7KEl) Good thing both parties are having conventions to decide their nominees. Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (OguvZ) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1) 461
She must have a certain something to keep a young man such as Macron hanging around.
Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (oaGWv) ===== See also: Juliet Mills and Maxwell Caulfield. And Aaron Taylor-Johnson and his wife. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (DRSnL) 462
Well, more the hurling snakes and shouting at the Devil part......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1) -------------- I thought those were Friday night activities for you, SpongeBro and Doof.... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (tT6L1) 463
@TJM, they said he couldn't because it had to be reviewed for sources and methods and whether anyone under cover would be identified. Then the review ran out the clock.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (r5tfK) 464
This. Watch Cuba over the next six months. Posted by: Diogenes at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM Yup. Even a rumor that Belarus might spark off an H bomb on the Ukraine border in some fairly vacant area. Things are getting sporty and we should not want them to get sporty. Posted by: Divide by Zero at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (RKVpM) 465
Holy SHIT, they are saying Biden was bowing to honor the dead.
Then he just walks away???? Come on, fuckers, we are sick of the lying. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (JeYYB) 466
As Tuco says, "when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 *** Which Tuco? The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, or Breaking Bad? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (J2vNu) 467
Does anyone think the ruling class’s chief problem now is “can we cheat enough?” The cheat will be massive, but if apathy and disgust for FJB grow too large, even a cheat of 5 percent in some swing states may not be sufficient. Or will mail-in balloting solve all heartaches?
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (rjJqk) 468
I have to say, I think Macron did a very nice job with the American veterans. I'm sure he didn't think he would be up there himself. But he called an audible and did a nice job. The Americans also seemed genuinely happy and appreciative that he made the effort. They probably thought better about Macron than they did Biden.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/) ++++ Yup. Macron did his job and did it well. He dealt with the failure, waded in, and handled it with grace. I don't like him politically, but he's competent. Biden is not. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (d04cU) ------------ Fair assessment. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (tT6L1) 469
Anti-Trump Crossdressing Man Smashes Car Into County Jail Before Hurling Snakes And Shouting ‘The Devil Told Me To Kill Everyone’
I think this is how I'll announce my entrance to the next TxMoMe. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM Don't forget to yell "First!" while you do. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1) 471
Holy SHIT, they are saying Biden was bowing to honor the dead.
Then he just walks away???? Come on, fuckers, we are sick of the lying. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (JeYYB) ++++ "Let's go, Brandon." Remember that one? Nothing new here. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (d04cU) 472
460 Bulge.
Would Not Bang. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1) in 6 months it'll be time for Biden to commemorate that battle. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (x0n13) 473
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$199.99 https://bityl.co/QMrP Dang, that's a good price if you don't already have one. Or two. Or... Posted by: Oddbob at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (/y8xj) 474
Don't forget to yell "First!" while you do. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (Wnv9h) That's a given. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) 475
Have we exhausted the sh..uh, defecation comments yet?
Save us Obi Wan Ace. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (t/2Uw) 476
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1)
I'm sure Mrs. Sponge appreciates your avoidance of bulging girls in swimsuits. ![]() Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (XkYcA) 477
463 @TJM, they said he couldn't because it had to be reviewed for sources and methods and whether anyone under cover would be identified. Then the review ran out the clock.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (r5tfK) ======= That matches with my memory of what happened. But the president's power over classification is absolute. He should have said, "Fuck it," and just released the whole thing. Have a real fight over who has the power over the executive branch. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO) 478
471 Holy SHIT, they are saying Biden was bowing to honor the dead.
Then he just walks away???? Come on, fuckers, we are sick of the lying. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (JeYYB) That's not even a nice try by the media Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (Akjoo) 479
He could have done that the first time he was President. Dunno why he didn't.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (xcxpd) ... Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Vote but also buy ammo at June 06, 2024 12:50 PM (xcxpd) I thought he did declare them as declassified, but the traitorous assholes in the various agencies held his order off saying they needed to go in and redact (e.g. delete) the info first... Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) - This is my understanding and apparently the entire point of the raid where the FBI was hoping to shoot his family. They're after that specific folder/binder. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (23ZaS) 480
462 Well, more the hurling snakes and shouting at the Devil part......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1) -------------- I thought those were Friday night activities for you, SpongeBro and Doof.... Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (tT6L1) No Queensryche sing-alongs? Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh) 481
Holy SHIT, they are saying Biden was bowing to honor the dead.
Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (JeYYB) ===== Yeah, that was not a bow, by any stretch of the imagination. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (DRSnL) 482
389 My 2024 mail in ballot arrived in the mail today
-------- Already filled in?? Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (ZdexC) No, but his other mail in ballot is filled out. It arrived at the state Dem Hq yesterday. Posted by: mrp at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (rj6Yv) 483
CORRECTION, they said it was "an odd moment" and "as if to take a seat."
But they did have the big letters. BIDEN TAKES A BOW. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (JeYYB) 484
I have to say, I think Macron did a very nice job with the American veterans. I'm sure he didn't think he would be up there himself. But he called an audible and did a nice job. The Americans also seemed genuinely happy and appreciative that he made the effort. They probably thought better about Macron than they did Biden.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/) ++++ Yup. Macron did his job and did it well. He dealt with the failure, waded in, and handled it with grace. I don't like him politically, but he's competent. Biden is not. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (d04cU) _________ Also: The veterans are older than Biden, have truly gone through hell that likely left permanent physical and emotional scars, and all of them looked like 25-year-old Chads compared to Biden. Nice work, guys. Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/) 485
++++
"Let's go, Brandon." Remember that one? Nothing new here. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (d04cU) You know wut dey sayin ho..... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (Zz0t1) 486
She must have a certain something to keep a young man such as Macron hanging around. Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM (oaGWv)
===== See also: Juliet Mills and Maxwell Caulfield. And Aaron Taylor-Johnson and his wife. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (DRSnL) Ben Franklin had something to say about that. I don't remember all the reasons, but the last one was "And they are so grateful!" Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (r5tfK) 487
467 Does anyone think the ruling class’s chief problem now is “can we cheat enough?” The cheat will be massive, but if apathy and disgust for FJB grow too large, even a cheat of 5 percent in some swing states may not be sufficient. Or will mail-in balloting solve all heartaches?
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (rjJqk) ======= Think back to the estimates on fake ballots over 2020. Hell, in Georgia alone, it's hundreds of thousands. There's no ceiling. Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO) 488
=====
Yeah, that was not a bow, by any stretch of the imagination. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (DRSnL) But he DID learn how under Owebama, who bowed quite often. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1) 489
If I had been one of those GIs going ashore on D-Day, I probably would have been shitting myself, too.
I can't imagine what it was like for those brave men. The height of courage. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (v6JzV) 490
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Holy SHIT, they are saying Biden was bowing to honor the dead.
Well, that gave me a laugh. The MSM is now saying it was an "awkward move" which makes it sounds like they're judging some Olympic dance routine. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (XkYcA) 492
472 460 Bulge.
Would Not Bang. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (Zz0t1) in 6 months it'll be time for Biden to commemorate that battle. Posted by: J.J. Sefton at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (x0n13) Admiral Levine fights that battle on two fronts. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (ynpvh) 493
Don't forget to yell "First!" while you do.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:54 PM (Wnv9h) ===== He did that at his first one and I missed it because I was tired and went back to the hotel and I'm still not over it. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (DRSnL) 494
So a dead congress critter won in NJ.Why can't a dead Biden "win" in November. Posted by: J.J. Sefton Deceased woman wins Republican nomination for Indiana's 7th Congressional District https://tinyurl.com/24nnd9ym She was going to run against Andre Carson who can't be defeated. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (63Dwl) 495
Macron looked like a pretty spry young man.
His wife looked DOCTOR Jill's age. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1) Macron's wife is almost exactly 2 years younger than DOCTOR Jill Biden. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (T7iTv) 496
Wonderful.
Posted by: Plainoldtoast at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (ytSiK) 497
487 Concur.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (MvF+J) 498
475 Have we exhausted the sh..uh, defecation comments yet?
Save us Obi Wan Ace. Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (t/2Uw) Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (ynpvh) 499
Anyone who who supports the Demorats has an incredible commitment to stupidity that is beyond belief.
Posted by: Fred at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (bXvrr) 500
>> There's no ceiling.
Probably true. And Georgia broke its own laws by failing to give Trump the certification checks he petitioned to have. Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (rjJqk) Posted by: 1980s anthem rock enjoyer at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (gKWVE) 502
As Tuco says, "when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 *** Which Tuco? The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, or Breaking Bad? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere ...... Tuco Bell Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T) 503
My dad's in his 80s and suffering the rapid decline of dementia. He behaves much like Biden, so on the one hand it's difficult to pile on stupid ol' Joe, but dear Lord -- the bald-faced power grab that exists behind this faux presidency is mind-bogglingly evil.
Posted by: red speck at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (0Id0S) 504
500 >> There's no ceiling.
Probably true. And Georgia broke its own laws by failing to give Trump the certification checks he petitioned to have. Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (rjJqk) ====== What I want to know: How many people actually vote in Detroit and Philadelphia? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO) Posted by: illiniwek at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (Cus5s) 506
If I had been one of those GIs going ashore on D-Day, I probably would have been shitting myself, too.
I can't imagine what it was like for those brave men. The height of courage. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus THEY earned that pass to shit themselves. Fuck biden. Posted by: rickb223 at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (mzzp7) 507
I thought those were Friday night activities for you, SpongeBro and Doof....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (tT6L1) Just before SpongeBro projectile vomits. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz0t1) 508
Ooooooh, very nice. Gives off a nice feminine 70s vibe.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 12:48 PM (wtvvX) Leg positioning suggests tuckage. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (T7iTv) 509
Well, that gave me a laugh. The MSM is now saying it was an "awkward move" which makes it sounds like they're judging some Olympic dance routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke They gave it a 7.5 Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (oaGWv) 510
Jill tried to tell him mot to sit down but it was too late. The deed was done. I wonder who was running after them as Jill walked him out. I'm sure his aides were freaking out.
Posted by: Megthered at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (8hKPY) 511
Were the Presidential undergarments in enfilade or defilade? The carpet cleaners need to know.
Posted by: Kuribo's Shoe at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (Zz86T) Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (uxCna) 513
Tuco Salamanca.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (MvF+J) 514
Ben Franklin had something to say about that. I don't remember all the reasons, but the last one was "And they are so grateful!"
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2024 *** Maybe they were grateful in 1792 or whenever. Nowadays I doubt it. He brought up the point that the legs of older women seem to age less than their upper bodies and extremities; that was one item. He'd be canceled today -- but that doesn't make him wrong. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 12:59 PM (J2vNu) 515
Biden was honoring the Battle of the Bulge
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 12:59 PM (bvpbm) 516
Just before SpongeBro projectile vomits.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM It's okay...we don't kink shame around here. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 12:59 PM (Wnv9h) 517
Also: The veterans are older than Biden, have truly gone through hell that likely left permanent physical and emotional scars, and all of them looked like 25-year-old Chads compared to Biden. Nice work, guys.
Posted by: Elric Blade at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (iFTx/) ++++ Sure. That's even to be expected, probably. Almost everyone who is still alive *at all* at that age is a total winner has been graced with tremendously strong genetics and played to that advantage through a decent lifestyle. Biden is none of those things. The Party has kept him alive, and cannot stop his total end-stage collapse unfolding in real time as they try to keep the balls in the air. The best of the best have lived this long in the first place, and the best of *them* were able to contemplate making the trip. This is not to discount or demean what they have done - I am definitely not - but saying that the average old man is the paragon of strength compared to Biden is a fair point, even before adding "war-tested veteran" into the mix. Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at June 06, 2024 12:59 PM (d04cU) 518
But they did have the big letters. BIDEN TAKES A BOW.
it was a typo - the "EL MOVEMENT" part got cut off Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (s3qiR) 519
MSM is trying to cover by claiming Joe was bowing? That's so completely desperate it isn't funny.
Okay, MSM, and, why then and there? Why did Joe have to be hustled away by his wife after? Only simpletons who inhabit the government OP site known as "Democratic Underground will believe that." Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (tT6L1) 520
It's 2024, we are on the cusp of a global war, and we are debating whether the President of the United States is shitting himself in public or not.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (uxCna) 521
And if he falls on his face they can say, "Overcome with emotion over the events of 80 years ago today, President Biden fell on the ground in thankfulness for the sacrifices of the great soldiers made in order to liberate Europe."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (XkYcA) 522
502 As Tuco says, "when you have to shoot, shoot. Don't talk."
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at June 06, 2024 *** Which Tuco? The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly, or Breaking Bad? Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere ...... Tuco Bell Posted by: wth at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T) LOL. So run for the Border Tuco? Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (ynpvh) 523
Yeah, but a friend said he heard from someone who is familiar with a situation where his cousin knows a guy who has been to the area of france where a source with connections to people with ties to the military say that they heard someone say that Trump probably would have called the dead troops suckers and losers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (rsqyi) 524
He did that at his first one and I missed it because I was tired and went back to the hotel and I'm still not over it.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (DRSnL) It was an epic moment. Ben Had came down while we were getting the camper parked and told me I had to drop everything, come to the carport and yell as loud as I could. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (Zz0t1) 525
Anti-Trump Crossdressing Man Smashes Car Into County Jail Before Hurling Snakes And Shouting ‘The Devil Told Me To Kill Everyone’
I think this is how I'll announce my entrance to the next TxMoMe. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:49 PM Snake-hurling is so '80s. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (+myjY) 526
Anyone who who supports the Demorats has an incredible commitment to stupidity that is beyond belief.
Posted by: Fred at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (bXvrr) What about anyone who supports Republicans? Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (bvpbm) 527
The Pink Tuco > Tuco Bell
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (Zz0t1) 528
504 500 >> There's no ceiling.
Probably true. And Georgia broke its own laws by failing to give Trump the certification checks he petitioned to have. Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:57 PM (rjJqk) ====== What I want to know: How many people actually vote in Detroit and Philadelphia? Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO) Definitely the dead and imaginary. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (ynpvh) 529
519 MSM is trying to cover by claiming Joe was bowing? That's so completely desperate it isn't funny.
At that point no one else is bowing or even bowing their heads Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (Akjoo) Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (/7KEl) Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (v6JzV) 532
Generalissimo Francisco Franco (is still dead.)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (NFX2v) 533
Well, that gave me a laugh. The MSM is now saying it was an "awkward move" which makes it sounds like they're judging some Olympic dance routine.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke They gave it a 7.5 Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 12:58 PM (oaGWv) --- When it was a 2.0. Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (krQz2) 534
Come on people, Don Lemon said on a podcast that Joe was doing fine and Trump makes mistakes when he talks too.
So, we're just wrong. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (JeYYB) 535
Snake-hurling is so '80s. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (+myjY) I will regrow my mullet and blare hair metal. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1) 536
Joe was bowing to the Emperor of France, Hirohito.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (rsqyi) 537
>>It's 2024, we are on the cusp of a global war, and we are debating whether the President of the United States is shitting himself in public or not.
It’s the clowns’ world now, we only suffer in it. Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (rjJqk) 538
"Does anyone think the ruling class’s chief problem now is “can we cheat enough?""
If there are any sensible Dems left they ought to be worried about what they do if they do pull off a massive cheat. Biden clearly would have to go and soon. But nobody want Kamala either. She would an even bigger embarrassment. Posted by: Ripley at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (JojsZ) 539
What about anyone who supports Republicans?
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (bvpbm) --- I understand their sorry predicament. Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (krQz2) 540
It was an epic moment. Ben Had came down while we were getting the camper parked and told me I had to drop everything, come to the carport and yell as loud as I could.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM Now *that* I would have loved to see. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (Wnv9h) 541
Tuco Salamanca.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 *** That's the Breaking Bad Tuco, right? I ask because I can hear in my mind Eli Wallach saying the line just as easily as I can the later actor. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (J2vNu) 542
It's 2024, we are on the cusp of a global war, and we are debating whether the President of the United States is shitting himself in public or not.
----------- So, you're telling ace to stop pinching down?? Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (ZdexC) 543
Joe shit in front of the Pope. You think Marcon is not worthy of a presidential shit?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (rsqyi) 544
>>> 491 Holy SHIT, they are saying Biden was bowing to honor the dead.
Well, that gave me a laugh. The MSM is now saying it was an "awkward move" which makes it sounds like they're judging some Olympic dance routine. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 12:56 PM (XkYcA) Ok, first Sharon links to a pic of a "very sexy gun", now Fen says SHIT. See what you Morons have done!!!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (llON8) 545
I think this is how I'll announce my entrance to the next TxMoMe.
Pro tip: You will need to time that stunt that is far outside the open gun range hours. Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (iruKY) 546
Macron's ancient wife wears white, to a military memorial event, to stand-out. types/deletes
DOCTOR Jill must have thought when she saw B. Macron, "What a bitch, diverting attention from ME!" Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (5fDan) 547
At point no one else is bowing or even bowing their heads
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 01:01 PM (Akjoo) It was a personal moment for Joe born of his deep reverence for those brave men who climbed the cliffs under fire and stormed all those Jap positions. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (+myjY) 548
Veteran who saw flag raised at Iwo Jima dies on ship sailing to D-Day events
He witnessed the raising of the US flag at Iwo Jima, one of the most iconic moments of World War Two, and survived the bloody campaign in the far east against the Japanese. Posted by: J.J. Sefton I met a code talker who was at Iwo Jima. After landing, first wave IIRC, he found a patch of ground that was his shelter from the machine guns. Soon the next wave landed and one of the landing crafts got hit with a mortar as the men were making the dash for cover. The code talker leapt to action by making several mad dashes to the wounded and dragged them safety. What stopped him was a that mortar landed near him while near the landing craft. There he laid as the battle raged all around him until he was evacuated. He never received the Congressional Medal of Honor for his extraordinary bravery because, as he told me, everyone the witnessed what happened was killed. Posted by: Altaria Pilgram (The artist formerly known as Lost in Space) at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (yiDHT) 549
It was an epic moment. Ben Had came down while we were getting the camper parked and told me I had to drop everything, come to the carport and yell as loud as I could.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (Zz0t1) --------------- One of the many reasons Ben is so special. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (tT6L1) 550
Now *that* I would have loved to see. Posted by: RedMindBlueState at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (Wnv9h) One person, I forget who, pointed at me and yelled back "SPONGE!!!!" And the rest is history....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1) Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (23ZaS) 552
Generalissimo Francisco Franco (is still dead.)
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 *** Whenever I hear his last name, I think of Franco-American spaghetti in a can. Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (J2vNu) 553
So, you're telling ace to stop pinching down??
It's like redoing the Cuban Missile Crisis in an insane asylum. Posted by: The ARC of History! at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (uxCna) 554
... you see him honoring the dead by firing off a Mud Gun Salute into his PresiDepends (TM) I'm dying here ... Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (xG4kz) 555
478 471 Holy SHIT, they are saying Biden was bowing to honor the dead.
Then he just walks away???? Come on, fuckers, we are sick of the lying. Posted by: Seems Legit at June 06, 2024 12:53 PM (JeYYB) That's not even a nice try by the media Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 12:55 PM (Akjoo) So "taking a bow" is the new let's go brandon? Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (z11+q) 556
One of the many reasons Ben is so special. Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (tT6L1) She's an amazing person. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1) 557
Joe shit in front of the Pope. You think Marcon is not worthy of a presidential shit?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (rsqyi) Biden would shit in front of Putin himself if he ever got the chance. The man simply has no fear. Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 01:04 PM (+myjY) 558
This is an interesting scenario. The 'winner' drops over - how is that spot now filled? By the elected VP? By the party's choice? Posted by: Tonypete at June 06, 2024 12:46 PM (WXNFJ)
The President is actually elected by the electors in December, and our election in November is to elect the electors. I assume the party leadership would recommend who the electors should vote for when they actually cast their ballots. Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2024 01:04 PM (r5tfK) 559
He was bowing to Beau, who gave his life to save General Eisenhower as they climbed the cliffs to engage a German machine gun sniper nest.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:04 PM (rsqyi) 560
>>> 523 Yeah, but a friend said he heard from someone who is familiar with a situation where his cousin knows a guy who has been to the area of france where a source with connections to people with ties to the military say that they heard someone say that Trump probably would have called the dead troops suckers and losers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:00 PM (rsqyi) You never told us you were friends with Madison Cornbread! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 01:04 PM (llON8) 561
541 Yes, Raymond Cruz, who also did a very scary role in "Training Day" (2001).
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 01:04 PM (MvF+J) 562
See what you Morons have done!!!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM Corruption is the better part of valor. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1) 563
Well, that gave me a laugh. The MSM is now saying it was an "awkward move" which makes it sounds like they're judging some Olympic dance routine.
They will soon be reduced to crowing Biden is very cognizant and fit compared to the average 81 year old. Posted by: Ripley at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (JojsZ) 564
There was a quick evacuation of the President at the event.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (krQz2) 565
Tuco Inone Mancomesout
Posted by: Mad Max Thunderpants at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz86T) 566
I hear that some of Doof's best dance moves are done to Queensryche songs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV) 567
One person, I forget who, pointed at me and yelled back "SPONGE!!!!"
And the rest is history....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:03 PM (Zz0t1) ------------ That may have been me. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (mUnoX) 568
541 Yes, Raymond Cruz, who also did a very scary role in "Training Day" (2001).
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 01:04 PM (MvF+J) Is he the one expressing the joys of getting your shit pushed in? Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (Zz0t1) 569
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (llON
![]() Actually, i didn't say that although I've been known to say it in private or with my husband. It was someone else who provided the top sentence.I should have put quotes around it. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 01:06 PM (XkYcA) 570
Joe was just getting in a quick core workout. You can't slow him down.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:06 PM (rsqyi) 571
There was a quick evacuation of the President at the event.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (krQz2) QUICK! TO THE SHARTMOBILE!!! Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 01:06 PM (+myjY) 572
564 There was a quick evacuation of the President at the event.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (krQz2) However, it wasn't the quickest evacuation experienced by the president at the event. Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at June 06, 2024 01:06 PM (KbCG3) 573
The Babylon Bee’s Headline : Biden drops 1st bond on Normandy in 80 years.
Posted by: Dr Spank at June 06, 2024 01:06 PM (HLYua) 574
570 Joe was just getting in a quick core workout. You can't slow him down.
--------- Squats, fat! Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 01:06 PM (ZdexC) 575
I want him to live into his dementia years and forgets he was ever president.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1) I want him to be coherent enough at the end of his life to understand that he was the worst "president" this country every had and how universally hated and ridiculed he is. Then he can go back to being senile. Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 06, 2024 01:07 PM (+53K8) 576
568 Yes. He's very convincing.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 01:07 PM (MvF+J) 577
543 Joe shit in front of the Pope. You think Marcon is not worthy of a presidential shit?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 06, 2024 01:02 PM (rsqyi) Bush threw up once in Japan from the flu and it was ridiculed in the media for years. Biden is a serial pants crapper and all they can do is cover it up. Think we'll seen any spoons of this on SNL? I CRACK ME UP. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 01:07 PM (z11+q) 578
QUICK! TO THE SHARTMOBILE!!!
lol Cicero! wait a minute ... you mean to say that our mild-mannered Joetato is actually ...Shartman?!?!? Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (s3qiR) 579
I hear that some of Doof's best dance moves are done to Queensryche songs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV) ===== Also Oingo Boingo. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (DRSnL) 580
566 I hear that some of Doof's best dance moves are done to Queensryche songs.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 01:05 PM (v6JzV) Dancing like this? https://youtu.be/u1ZvPSpLxCg&t=110s Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (ynpvh) 581
Threatens to beat up reporters then shits himself in public. And gets fawned over while we have to sit back and take it as they are about to jail our guy.
Not a great timeline. Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (bvpbm) 582
I want him to be coherent enough at the end of his life to understand that he was the worst "president" this country every had and how universally hated and ridiculed he is. Then he can go back to being senile.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 06, 2024 01:07 PM I'm ok with moments of clarity. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (Zz0t1) 583
The D-Day veterans that Macron honored have more cognitive awareness at 100+ years old than Biden. What a disgrace FJB is!
Posted by: jayhawkone at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (wBplz) 584
I want him to be coherent enough at the end of his life to understand that he was the worst "president" this country every had and how universally hated and ridiculed he is. Then he can go back to being senile.
Posted by: hobbitopoly at June 06, 2024 01:07 PM (+53K ![]() That's what I'm hanging around for too. Posted by: Jimmy Carter at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (+myjY) 585
This thread's getting staler than Joe's encrusted diaper.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (wtvvX) 586
571 There was a quick evacuation of the President at the event.
Posted by: Lol... a surprise evacuation. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (z11+q) 587
520 It's 2024, we are on the cusp of a global war, and we are debating whether the President of the United States is shitting himself in public or not.
Posted by: The ARC of History! ......................... Welcome to the Crazy Years! It gets worse. Have a 🍺 Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (/Djer) 588
MSM may be claiming it was a bow, however, the problem remains Joe was removed from the area post haste rather than being lead to a chair, which would have been the obvious move, if there was truly nothing wrong.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (tT6L1) 589
72 Do you suppose the First Diaper is embossed with the presidential seal? Who has the contract to manufacture those?
Posted by: another guy at June 06, 2024 12:11 PM (rjJqk) I've been told industrial-strength odor suppressants are unavailable world-wide for two months after each production run of Joe's special Depends is completed. Posted by: Gref at June 06, 2024 01:09 PM (5fDan) 590
Also Oingo Boingo. Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (DRSnL) I love Dead Man's Party Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Akjoo) 591
I'm ok with moments of clarity.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (Zz0t1) --- If not cathartic incidents. Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:09 PM (krQz2) 592
Completely OT, but I was just talking about Tuco this morning. In the Houston market, HEB groceries is running a TV commercial like a telenovela starring 3 Astros, and I was remembering how Tuco used to send his grandmother up to watch the telenovelas while he cleaned blood off the carpet in the house.
Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at June 06, 2024 01:09 PM (r5tfK) 593
Calling shartforce 1. Emergency!
Posted by: Preznit Ruprect the Monkeyboy at June 06, 2024 01:10 PM (z11+q) 594
If you look at the rest of the clip, he actually is trying to sit down in a chair behind him. His wife sits next to him. But what the hell, nobody cares at this point.
https://x.com/i/status/1798727658991476759 Posted by: MartynW at June 06, 2024 01:10 PM (sHP7b) 595
I love Dead Man's Party
Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Akjoo) ===== That's the one we danced to! Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 01:10 PM (DRSnL) 596
Almost to 600...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:10 PM (ynpvh) 597
The ceremony gave Joe a cathartic mo(ve)ment.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (krQz2) 598
The seal only appears when the diaper is soiled. That's how they know when to change it.
So you are saying that Biden's shit don't stink? Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (iruKY) 599
Everything they fought for he's literally shitting on.
Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (fV+MH) 600
600
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (mUnoX) 601
594 If you look at the rest of the clip, he actually is trying to sit down in a chair behind him. His wife sits next to him. But what the hell, nobody cares at this point.
yeh not buying that but thanks Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (s3qiR) 602
600 600
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (mUnoX) Nice. And Obvious. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (ynpvh) Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (p3SQr) 604
this is just a primary ballot
I live in CO 7 only one candidate, a Dem, and she's unopposed no R candidate at all Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (/7KEl) 605
CAPTAIN! great job
Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (s3qiR) 606
Also Oingo Boingo.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (DRSnL) I love Dead Man's Party Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Akjoo) --- OB was one of my favorites of the New Age music. Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (krQz2) 607
600 600
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (mUnoX) HA!!!! You blocked me. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz0t1) 608
I just hope Clarence Thomas is enjoying the ongoing self-humiliation of Joe Biden.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (+myjY) 609
601 594 If you look at the rest of the clip, he actually is trying to sit down in a chair behind him. His wife sits next to him. But what the hell, nobody cares at this point.
yeh not buying that but thanks Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (s3qiR) That's why they had to leave in a hurry...Joe needed a chair to sit it! Totes true! Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (ynpvh) 610
I shit you not.
Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrot at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (krQz2) 611
I have to imagine crapping your pants really turns off the 8 year old girls.
Biden should get that checked out... Posted by: Stateless at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (jvJvP) 612
Nice. And Obvious.
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (ynpvh) ---------- Just fulfilling my function. Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (mUnoX) 613
Actually, i didn't say that although I've been known to say it in private or with my husband. It was someone else who provided the top sentence.I should have put quotes around it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 01:06 PM (XkYcA) Too late. It's part of horde lore now. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (T7iTv) 614
The sad truth of this moment in our history is that most Americans don't care about anything except what $$$ the Government is going to give them. Biden* could have dropped trow at that ceremony and taken an oily, diarrhetic dump on the carpet and he wouldn't have lost a single voter.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (qUkBO) 615
We are a chatty bunch today.
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (OguvZ) 616
606 Also Oingo Boingo.
Posted by: Jordan61 at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (DRSnL) I love Dead Man's Party Posted by: it's me donna at June 06, 2024 01:09 PM (Akjoo) --- OB was one of my favorites of the New Age music. Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (krQz2) Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me. Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (wtvvX) 617
If you look at the rest of the clip, he actually is trying to sit down in a chair behind him. His wife sits next to him. But what the hell, nobody cares at this point.
Best case scenario: He didn't foul himself, he's just so weak and feeble that sitting in a chair is a nigh insurmountable problem for him. Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (xCA6C) 618
Greenhouse gas CO7 is 3.5X more potent than CO2.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (MvF+J) 619
Remember when we were told the media was "turning on Biden"?
Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (bvpbm) 620
604 this is just a primary ballot
I live in CO 7 only one candidate, a Dem, and she's unopposed no R candidate at all Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 01:11 PM (/7KEl) I think it would be funny to live in CO2...just saying. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (ynpvh) 621
I have to imagine crapping your pants really turns off the 8 year old girls.
Biden should get that checked out... Posted by: Stateless at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (jvJvP) When babies fear you because YOUR diaper stinks....... Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1) 622
594 If you look at the rest of the clip, he actually is trying to sit down in a chair behind him. His wife sits next to him. But what the hell, nobody cares at this point.
https://x.com/i/status/1798727658991476759 Posted by: MartynW at June 06, 2024 01:10 PM (sHP7b) So watching the dotard sit like that is only mildly better than actually shitting himself. Either way dementia on parade. Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (z11+q) 623
"President Macron, the Pope for you on line one"
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (+myjY) 624
Leftwingers: He didn't shit himself. That is fake news h8ters
Also leftwingers: See how dedicated he is? He won't even stop working to attend to basic bodily functions Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (ibTVg) 625
If you look at the rest of the clip, he actually is trying to sit down in a chair behind him. His wife sits next to him. But what the hell, nobody cares at this point.
https://x.com/i/status/1798727658991476759 Posted by: MartynW Nice cope, sycophant. But the chair is at least a yard away. Telephoto lenses make thing look closer together than the are, but you know that and you turkeys just can't stop lying. Posted by: weft cut-loop at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (IG4Id) 626
We are a chatty bunch today.
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (OguvZ) Yesterday it was jizz buckets, today it's Biden's shitpants. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz0t1) 627
Every toddler watching this video: Look mama just like in the book Everyone Poops!
Posted by: 18-1 at June 06, 2024 01:14 PM (ibTVg) 628
This thread's getting staler than Joe's encrusted diaper.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 01:08 PM (wtvvX) Makes me wonder if there's a nood posted at some random position that no one knows about. Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 01:14 PM (T7iTv) 629
Macron was integral in securing the French Legion of Honor to my grandfather right before his 100th. He was at Normandy in 44. He died in May at 101.
The French Col. (or equivalent rank) spent two hours just talking with him after the ceremony. It meant a ton to my grandfather. USN/Scout and Raider/LST on D-Day. Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (7PziG) 630
626 We are a chatty bunch today.
Posted by: spindrift at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (OguvZ) Yesterday it was jizz buckets, today it's Biden's shitpants. Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:14 PM (Zz0t1) Front or back; your choice. Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh) 631
Yesterday it was jizz buckets, today it's Biden's shitpants.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:14 PM Just think what it will be...tomorrow. Posted by: Agent K at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Wnv9h) Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (mUnoX) 633
Idiot on a bicycle tries to ride next to a bull from behind on a narrow trail. The bull goes bull.
http://tiny.cc/u5cfyz Posted by: bonhomme at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Odg76) 634
New one. Cannon
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (xCA6C) 635
nood
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (MvF+J) 636
Ahoy! NOOD
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforia) at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (ynpvh) 637
NOODlum.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (Zz0t1) 638
Did you see Biden at Normandy? You gotta be shittin me!
Posted by: President Richard Punch at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (z11+q) 639
Jill's losing control, both sides of the Ocean, over the clan.
Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (NFX2v) 640
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at June 06, 2024 01:12 PM (T7iTv)
LOL. Kind of low bar for horde lore. I think I'd have to come out with with two full paragraphs of invective related to bodily functions to reach that level. Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (XkYcA) 641
I almost think we're running a humiliation operation on the Left by keeping Biden in there and making them defend him.
Posted by: t-bird at June 06, 2024 01:15 PM (iDNwP) 642
now Fen says SHIT.
See what you Morons have done!!!! Posted by: Helena Handbasket Paul uses the Greek term for "shit" in one of his letters, referring to his pre-conversion beliefs, I think. Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at June 06, 2024 01:16 PM (v6JzV) 643
I think these are the only New Age bands I ever got into:
The Fixx Oingo Boingo Talk Talk (when they were more New Age--and especially after) R.E.M. Psychadelic Furs And, with some trepidation: Duran Duran Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 01:16 PM (krQz2) 644
Nice cope, sycophant. But the chair is at least a yard away. Telephoto lenses make thing look closer together than the are, but you know that and you turkeys just can't stop lying.
weft I saw the live video and I am wondering if some douchebaggery is at work in post to make our new Poaster's story seem truthy because it's a NOPE Posted by: BlackOrchid at June 06, 2024 01:16 PM (s3qiR) 645
Nothing Bad Ever Happens to Me.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at June 06, 2024 01:13 PM (wtvvX) Grey matter, only a lad,...Elfman is a moron. Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at June 06, 2024 01:16 PM (DIB8X) 646
okay, other clip does show Joe sitting. Still unexplained, though, is Joe being rushed off post haste by Jill, leaving Macron to greet vets.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 06, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1) 647
The ballot has an FAQ
'how do I know the process is secure?' Uh, because we said so. Pinky swear! Posted by: Don Black- the road to the White House at June 06, 2024 01:16 PM (/7KEl) 648
In the video of Biden shitting his pants, note DR Jill's hand to the face tell showing her awareness of Joe shitting himself.
Posted by: davidt at June 06, 2024 01:17 PM (SYTee) 649
LMAO! It's NEW WAVE guys, not NEW AGE. New Age is hippy n crystals bullshit and shitty trance type music.
Posted by: JROD at June 06, 2024 01:19 PM (IlL6s) 650
THUNDER! THUNDER!! THUNDERPANTS HOOOOOOO!!!
Posted by: Lion-O at June 06, 2024 01:19 PM (Zz86T) 651
@650 FLASH!!
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at June 06, 2024 01:23 PM (YIxO9) 652
627 Every toddler watching this video: Look mama just like in the book Everyone Poops!
Posted by: 18-1 ............................... Discarded REM song. Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 06, 2024 01:26 PM (/Djer) Posted by: Frank Barone at June 06, 2024 01:28 PM (+oR7L) 654
Well, you know, I tend to get diarrhea when I travel, too. But I don't stagger around and look like I don't know what the hell is going on.
Posted by: Ralph at June 06, 2024 01:37 PM (TysyT) 655
We can see his frailty when he walks, but even when he's just standing still we can see it. He stands with feet apart, knees slightly bent, hands held stiff at his waist. I'm beginning to wonder if Dirty Old Joe is even going to make it to the Democrat convention, let alone the election. Sometimes I wake up in the morning wondering is he's died in the night.
Posted by: RebeccaH at June 06, 2024 01:41 PM (Nvors) 656
I have said it is going to be Whitmer for a while now.
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at June 06, 2024 01:58 PM (wGerL) 657
Yes, Macron was very warm and dignified. What did the veteran put in his hands??
Posted by: PJ at June 06, 2024 02:42 PM (G1dq6) 658
Ewww, he went dookies!
Posted by: look whats not at June 06, 2024 03:18 PM (nakGR) 659
Waiting for the day Biden pulls down his pants in front of the press and takes a shit. "America's back, baby!"
Posted by: look whats not at June 06, 2024 03:23 PM (nakGR) 660
Good thing Macron is used to dealing with old folks. Isn't his wife an old crone, like 20 years older than him?
Posted by: Brass Bancroft at June 06, 2024 03:25 PM (BBKdD) 661
My theory is still Ol Biteme is doin a 'Vin Da Chin' crazy act because he don't want to play no more since he is realizing his unchanging fate for all eternity..
Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 06, 2024 03:39 PM (7keno) Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 06, 2024 03:41 PM (7keno) 663
This is not just D-Day its also the day in 1942 when at Midway we sunk four of the Six Carriers that had launched the Attack upon Pearl Harbor which FDR knew beforehand was coming
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