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Lambs have a knock-down drag-out headbutt fight.

This female African village walks through a pack of cackling hyenas like it's just another day at the office, which I guess it is.

Timothy Treadwell would be jealous.

I think I've linked this, but this video of a woman teasing her labrador by telling him they're going to the beach is cute.

"He started to feel fear about his own powers."

A cow has taken their soccer ball and won't give it back.

This horse has a firm rule on horsing around, and that rule is You Got Bit.

Duck!

Arachaphobics shouldn't watch this. Interestingly, this woman doesn't speak English, but when they see the spider, she says "Oh f**k, Oh G*d." I guess Spider is the international language.

Fun with a miniboat.

Fun with very mini motorcycles. Sound on for the full effect.

Climbing: The Dream versus The Reality.

It has always been man's highest aspiration to train rats to drive.

Oahu.

Bloodhounds on the moors.



More amazing videos at the link. You have to scroll through them sideways.




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:22 PM




Comments

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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 07:22 PM (1Yy3c)

2 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

3 I am very pro tortuga.

Posted by: runner at June 06, 2024 07:24 PM (9pFgx)

4 Hey

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 07:24 PM (3jEZ8)

5 *Watches the arachnophobia video*

Poor spider.

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 07:25 PM (1Yy3c)

6 Fish is going
Hey, what just happened, I was swimming along and now I and flying?

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

7 Labradors love the water. And the cow pies.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:26 PM (MvF+J)

8 I'm so baked!

Posted by: Yertle the Turtle at June 06, 2024 07:27 PM (6gW4D)

9 The black lab has no fucks to give. HAHAHAHAH

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 07:27 PM (NtVYv)

10 Tootle is smiling

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv)

11 Actually, being green is pretty easy.

Posted by: top photo turtle at June 06, 2024 07:28 PM (DgGvY)

12 "A cow has taken their soccer ball and won't give it back."

Cow ended up scoring three goals.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:28 PM (MvF+J)

13 Ospreys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penguins

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 07:29 PM (M6Opu)

14 You know those lambs are getting married when they grow up.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 07:29 PM (fV+MH)

15 Any professional sports team named The Ospreys?

Seattle Sea Hawks doesn’t count.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 07:29 PM (SHMXB)

16 Tootle is smiling
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 07:28 PM (NtVYv)

Looks fake though

Thank You Ace, I love these vids and pics

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at June 06, 2024 07:29 PM (NtVYv)

17 No Dog /Cat vids today. Me disappointed.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM (SHMXB)

18 That is one happy turtle!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM (BpYfr)

19 Horse tried to chew off my thumb in 1959. One of these days, when I've got nothing to lose, I'll even the score.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM (MvF+J)

20 I am very pro tortuga.
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2024 07:24 PM

Tortugas >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penguins

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM (M6Opu)

21 Movie making at its finest.

https://tinyurl.com/aev4h92h

Twatter

Posted by: Robert at June 06, 2024 07:31 PM (1Yy3c)

22 Horse is on post lady

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 07:31 PM (fwDg9)

23 How do those parachutists get on top of the balloon?

Do they climb a rope or something on the outside?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 07:32 PM (BpYfr)

24 Nice turtle.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 06, 2024 07:32 PM (XkYcA)

25 This female African village walks through a pack of cackling hyenas like it's just another day at the office, which I guess it is.

She is carrying a pot & stick on her head. Hyena (& other animals) shy away from attacking things that are way taller than they are.

Knowing this does NOT make me want to try it though …

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic. . . at June 06, 2024 07:32 PM (TX4bP)

26 That turtle face! So cute.

And ya know, you aren’t supposed to pet the horses that are working, and this DA clearly is not a horse person regardless.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 07:32 PM (p4NUW)

27 Horse tried to chew off my thumb in 1959. One of these days, when I've got nothing to lose, I'll even the score.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM (MvF+J)
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Got bad news for ya...horses don't have thumbs...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 06, 2024 07:32 PM (BpYfr)

28 Good on the one gal that got the horse right. The rider was stoic because I would have been laughing my ass off.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 07:32 PM (v/nZx)

29 Horse tried to chew off my thumb in 1959. One of these days, when I've got nothing to lose, I'll even the score.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM

Ben Had can probably give you some tips on trying to chew a horse's thumb off.

Especially if you send the garçon over with a glass of a nice big Sonoma red.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 07:33 PM (M6Opu)

30 An Orangutan driving a golf cart show the rats how it is really done.

https://youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 07:33 PM (7Os14)

31 My Labrador got that excited about going outside. They are very enthusiastic dogs.

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2024 07:33 PM (VGOMa)

32 Ospreys >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> penguins
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 07:29 PM (M6Opu)


Roger Tory Peterson's favorite type of bird was the penguin. Or so I read once. Not sure why?

Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2024 07:34 PM (nvKZ7)

33 >>>15 Any professional sports team named The Ospreys?

i thought of that. I thought "Why aren't ospreys more popular? They're badass."

Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 07:35 PM (KRtlO)

34 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 06, 2024 07:35 PM (/Djer)

35 On an episode of Animal control , they had a guy who would let his dog sit in the drivers seat of his self driving car while he sat in back. I’m assuming there has to be YouTube vids of that in real life.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 07:35 PM (SHMXB)

36 "train rats to drive."

Very cool, but he needs to get that headlight fixed.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:36 PM (MvF+J)

37 I won't be happy until I get a selfie with a Royal horse- not!

Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2024 07:36 PM (nvKZ7)

38 Roger Tory Peterson's favorite type of bird was the penguin. Or so I read once. Not sure why?

Roger Tory Peterson was also a well known homosexual.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 07:36 PM (xCA6C)

39 "Got bad news for ya...horses don't have thumbs..."

I've got patience. I'll wait for them to evolve thumbs if I have to.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:37 PM (MvF+J)

40 It's not uncommon here in FL to see a couple osprey looping lazily around in a sun shower making a lot of racket. You cant hear them but you can see them calling with their beaks opening.

You can only get the impression that they are really enjoying themselves.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2024 07:37 PM (QB+5g)

41 Osprey Rugby Team. They are real

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 07:38 PM (v/nZx)

42 Horse tried to chew off my thumb in 1959. One of these days, when I've got nothing to lose, I'll even the score.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM
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I heard that horses were *herbivores*.

Non-violent and such.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 07:40 PM (krQz2)

43 Roger Tory Peterson was also a well known homosexual.
Posted by: Archimedes at June 06, 2024 07:36 PM (xCA6C)


"Sez who?"
Chuck Connors.

Posted by: Glenn John at June 06, 2024 07:40 PM (nvKZ7)

44 Orlando Ospreys. Now I just need a billion dollars to buy a sports team. Maybe I can start small and get a woman’s soccer team for 15 grand,

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 07:40 PM (SHMXB)

45 That little creature in the top photo is the happiest looking turtle I ever expect to see.

Posted by: JTB at June 06, 2024 07:40 PM (zudum)

46 My Labrador got that excited about going outside. They are very enthusiastic dogs.
Posted by: huerfano

My Molly Dog, Labrador extraordinaire, bless her in heaven, once dug up about 30 feet of drain pipe along the side of my house. In one afternoon. She nearly made an early exit to heaven that day.

Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 07:40 PM (7Os14)

47 I want an Osprey rugby clip in the Cafe

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 07:41 PM (v/nZx)

48 Any professional sports team named The Ospreys?

===

i thought of that. I thought "Why aren't ospreys more popular? They're badass."
Posted by: ace at June 06, 2024 07:35 PM

The Ospreys (Y Gweilch in Welsh), is one of the four professional rugby union teams from Wales.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 07:41 PM (M6Opu)

49 Horse tried to chew off my thumb in 1959. One of these days, when I've got nothing to lose, I'll even the score.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:30 PM (MvF+J)
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You mean you haven't made enough trips to McDonald's to even the score yet?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 07:41 PM (krQz2)

50 " Roger Tory Peterson was also a well known homosexual. "


So he was really good at it?

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 07:42 PM (fV+MH)

51 There was a guy with a lab who used to kayak up and down the Elkhorn creek in Georgetown Kentucky. He would put his kayak in and the boat launch and paddle upstream until he hit the damn, turn around and come back downstream with his lab following him the entire way.


That dog did not want to get out of the water even after swimming for 7 miles.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 07:42 PM (QNSds)

52 The lead picture is of a tortoise, not a turtle.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 07:42 PM (M6Opu)

53 The lead picture is of a tortoise, not a turtle.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 07:42 PM


Tomato....tomatoe.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 07:43 PM (QNSds)

54 7 Labradors love the water. And the cow pies.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:26 PM (MvF+J)

Yes, as to water we do ... but cowpies, nope.

We may tangle with the odd skunk here and there, roll in a dead fish or two, but we draw the line at cowshit ...

We are a noble breed, not peasant.

To paraphrase Monty Python:

How can you tell he's a Lab ... he ain't got no shit on 'im

Posted by: browndog begs to differ at June 06, 2024 07:43 PM (TTAGa)

55 You can only get the impression that they are really enjoying themselves.
Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2024 07:37 PM (

Yeah the Osprey laughs it up for about thirty years while it siphons billions to its Big Guy palz. But then it falls from the sky and kills dozens of Marines.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 07:43 PM (0FoWg)

56 Shut up ,Wesley.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 07:43 PM (fV+MH)

57 The lead picture is of a tortoise, not a turtle.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 07:42 PM


Tomato....tomatoe.....
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 07:43 PM (QNSds)

220/221 whatever it takes

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 07:44 PM (SHMXB)

58 Tortoise , turtle, let's call the whole thing off

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 07:44 PM (v/nZx)

59 I hate spiders...and monkeys.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 07:47 PM (3jEZ8)

60 Equipoise the Tortoise.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 07:47 PM (fV+MH)

61 "I heard that horses were *herbivores*."

They are, but I taste like brussels sprouts. Naturally, he spit me out.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:48 PM (MvF+J)

62 >>That dog did not want to get out of the water even after swimming for 7 miles.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 07:42 PM

I would take my dog out in the hills to walk off-leash. I'd walk 2 miles, but the dog would run about 10 sniffing and flushing quail and bunnies.

Posted by: huerfano at June 06, 2024 07:49 PM (VGOMa)

63 42 I heard that horses were *herbivores*.

Non-violent and such.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06,

They are fight or flight and the fight part can get ugly.

My first horse, when I made the switch from ponies to horses, ate ham sandwiches. But all my animals end up being….special. Let’s go with that! ☺️

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 07:50 PM (pZEOD)

64 The lead picture is of a tortoise, not a turtle.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

All tortoises are turtles--that is, they belong to the order Testudines or Chelonia, reptiles having bodies encased in a bony shell--but not all turtles are tortoises.

Posted by: a smarter Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 07:50 PM (DgGvY)

65 Baby Gamera smiles sweetly, disarming his prey, who lets his guard down, and is then immolated by the hellish blast of turtle firebreath.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:51 PM (MvF+J)

66 Equipoise, hot damn, that just answered a question about a medication I need to administer to a horse.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 07:51 PM (v/nZx)

67 You know if a turtle is walking around with a grin like that, he just took a huge payoff. In yuan.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 07:52 PM (0FoWg)

68 Turquoise Tortoise.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 07:53 PM (fV+MH)

69 "Is that a bald eagle?"
"No, that's an osprey."

*three weeks later*
"Is that a bald eagle?!"
"No, dumbass, that's a turkey vulture in the sun. "

*three months later...*
"Hey, i saw a bald eagle earlier today. You were at work. "
"You suck."

Posted by: Warai-otoko and Warai-onna at June 06, 2024 07:53 PM (BpZ5k)

70 Bloodhounds on the moors.
-------
Drink, puppy, drink!
Here's to the hound with his nose to the ground!
Drink, puppy, drink!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 07:54 PM (ZdexC)

71 I was feeling a little down and then I saw smiley turtle. Cheered me up. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 07:54 PM (V5eKu)

72 Jumping off a hot air balloon. Nope.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 07:55 PM (oaGWv)

73 66 66 Equipoise, hot damn, that just answered a question about a medication I need to administer to a horse.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made

Have someone kind of thin?

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 07:56 PM (pZEOD)

74 She can also spot a four leaf clover at a hundred paces. I've never found one in my life.

I just really suck at identifying things.

But it does make me a good UFO expert.

Posted by: Warai-otoko and Warai-onna at June 06, 2024 07:56 PM (BpZ5k)

75 "No, dumbass, that's a turkey vulture in the sun. "
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I saw a turkey vulture around here once, years ago though.

Had to look it up in my mom's ornithology book [bird book, morons!] and, yes, its range does extend into Southern Ontario.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 07:57 PM (ZdexC)

76 An Orangutan driving a golf cart show the rats how it is really done.
https://youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram

I saw Orangutan Golf open for Elephant Gym at the Iron Lion in '22.

https://youtu.be/FXzpYKIEk4E

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

77 Turtle is smiling because it just told the world " get off my back"

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 07:58 PM (v/nZx)

78 I sure could use a snack.

Posted by: Miss Alabama at June 06, 2024 07:58 PM (mH6SG)

79 75 No shortage of turkey vultures in N IL. Beautiful in the air, ugly AF on the ground. We've got our bald eagles back, reappeared maybe 20 years ago.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 07:59 PM (MvF+J)

80 "Should Biden Downplay His Own Success?"

There’s overwhelming evidence that most Americans’ negative views about the economy don’t reflect their lived experience.

Posted by: Baghdad Krugman at June 06, 2024 07:59 PM (D7oie)

81 Piper, 23 year old mare that has always been a hard keeper

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:00 PM (v/nZx)

82
A nasty scare with Mr. Val this afternoon. I thought he was coughing up blood and he may well have. I rushed him to the vet, who very expensively said he had an infection and she couldn't explain the blood because the X-rays were not startling.

He will be a house dog for a little while.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2024 08:00 PM (MoZTd)

83 77 Ha!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:00 PM (MvF+J)

84 Turtle is smiling because it just told the world " get off my back"
Posted by: Ben Had

You asked for it!

https://youtu.be/Ray4SeegoKc

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 08:00 PM (DgGvY)

85 Good advice for all of us in summer.

Catturd ™ @catturd2 11h
Reminder … while you were stressed out over family, friends, kids, wars, bills, and the country yesterday - Petey dug a hole to keep his balls cool and didn’t have a care in the world. 😂

Dog life.
https://tinyurl.com/mpwj898d
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 08:00 PM (ZdexC)

86 Had to look it up in my mom's ornithology book [bird book, morons!] and, yes, its range does extend into Southern Ontario.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 07:57 PM (ZdexC)

Yepper, they sure do ...

The dead fish on the lakeshore are a mighty attractive meal.

Posted by: browndog begs to differ at June 06, 2024 08:00 PM (TTAGa)

87 All tortoises are turtles--that is, they belong to the order Testudines or Chelonia, reptiles having bodies encased in a bony shell--but not all turtles are tortoises.
Posted by: a smarter Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 07:50 PM

The very next line in the Britanicca article you're quoting says:

"If tortoises are turtles, why not just call all turtlelike creatures “turtle”? Because if the animal you’re referring to is a tortoise, some wise guy is going to correct you every time."

You may say you're smarter, but I'm wise.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 08:01 PM (M6Opu)

88 A nearby highway always has a lot of animals crossing, and lots of road kills. Anytime I see a turtle (smaller ones) trying to cross I will, if possible, stop and scoop it up and give it a lift across the road. There are assholes that will swerve to run over a turtle.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 08:01 PM (V5eKu)

89 All tortoises are turtles--that is, they belong to the order Testudines or Chelonia, reptiles having bodies encased in a bony shell--but not all turtles are tortoises.
Posted by: a smarter Wesley Crusher

The very next line in the Britanicca article you're quoting says:

"If tortoises are turtles, why not just call all turtlelike creatures “turtle”? Because if the animal you’re referring to is a tortoise, some wise guy is going to correct you every time."

You may say you're smarter, but I'm wise.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Shut up, me.

Posted by: a smarter Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 08:03 PM (DgGvY)

90 You may say you're smarter, but I'm wise.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 08:01 PM (M6Opu)

Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad.

Enlightenment is telling your boss the bloody mary in your travel thermos is a smoothie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:04 PM (BpZ5k)

91 That's a very conversational Britannica.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 08:04 PM (fV+MH)

92 Beware the moors!

Posted by: Creepy Chess Player in Tavern at June 06, 2024 08:04 PM (/HDaX)

93 I sure could use a snack.
Posted by: Miss Alabama at June 06, 2024 07:58 PM (mH6SG)

Uh oh.

Posted by: 16 Tons of Krill at June 06, 2024 08:04 PM (0FoWg)

94 88 I've done that with little box turtles, and big ass snappers. Animal lover.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:04 PM (MvF+J)

95
Meanwhile in the PNW, dog classes competed today at our National Specialty. Young Mr. Zeus won the 6-9 Month Puppy class but unsurprisingly was not Winners Dog. But he had a good time, showed well and is turning a lot of heads.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 06, 2024 08:04 PM (MoZTd)

96 All tortoises are turtles--that is, they belong to the order Testudines or Chelonia, reptiles having bodies encased in a bony shell--but not all turtles are tortoises.
Posted by: a smarter Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 07:50 PM

The very next line in the Britanicca article you're quoting says:

"If tortoises are turtles, why not just call all turtlelike creatures “turtle”? Because if the animal you’re referring to is a tortoise, some wise guy is going to correct you every time."

You may say you're smarter, but I'm wise.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at June 06, 2024 08:01 PM


Begun, the turtle wars have.....

Posted by: Tortise Yoda at June 06, 2024 08:05 PM (QNSds)

97 Crazy Ivan.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:05 PM (QNSds)

98 88 A nearby highway always has a lot of animals crossing, and lots of road kills. Anytime I see a turtle (smaller ones) trying to cross I will, if possible, stop and scoop it up and give it a lift across the road. There are assholes that will swerve to run over a turtle.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 08:01 PM (V5eKu)

I always assist the turtles on the golf course to get to where they are going which is one of the water ponds.

And anyone who does that knows to pick the turtle up at arms length because they will evacuate whatever water they have on or in them.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 08:05 PM (SHMXB)

99 Well then what the hell is a terrapin?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:05 PM (BpZ5k)

100 Warai-otoko, bald eagles flap like giant crows, and have very similar proportions. It is hard to see the white heads and tails against the sky if they are far away.

Ravens are stretched, fore and aft, ospreys have extra long wings that are pointed, and turkey buzzards have broader wings at the root, have those pin feather "fingers" and don't flap much.

Birds are interesting, there is not a lot of play in the design above efficient flight, and the shapes that birds have are pretty indicative of how they make a living.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 08:06 PM (D7oie)

101 Erratum:

I think, anyhoo. The "fake but accurate" GWB National Guard document scandal was first revealed or discovered by a user named Buckhead, at FreeRepublic website. That is my understanding. Undoubtedly it got legs somewhere else ultimately, but that's where the story broke. I suppose it was possible this was discovered independently by more than one individual?

Posted by: Common Tater at June 06, 2024 08:06 PM (jocM1)

102 The dead fish on the lakeshore are a mighty attractive meal.
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Mmm. Dead fish.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 08:07 PM (ZdexC)

103 Put me down asshole, I'm old enough to be your great grandpa!!!!

Posted by: Turtle out at arm's length, legs waggling at June 06, 2024 08:07 PM (BpZ5k)

104 Should be bed time but The best depiction of D-Day is on TCM, think I can watch a 1/2hour movie

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:07 PM (fwDg9)

105 A turtle story. Business partner and wife are off to a swank function and there is a turtle in the road. Wife says stop and move it out of the road so business partner gets out, picks up turtle and gets pissed on.
Moralof this story is when helping a turtle always point the back end forward.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:07 PM (v/nZx)

106 My tennis club /zoo has a 45 year old giant tortoise. I feel sorry for it. It has a 25 yard path it walks back and forth on all day .

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 08:08 PM (SHMXB)

107 99 Well then what the hell is a terrapin?
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$20 -- the same as in town.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 08:09 PM (ZdexC)

108 Especially if you send the garçon over with a glass of a nice big Sonoma red.

All this needs is a Weber kettle and a redwood deck.

Posted by: 80's music fan at June 06, 2024 08:09 PM (as3uC)

109 88 In S IL, there's a state road that closes down every spring for a month, to let the reptiles migrate from the bluffs to the swamp uncrushed. Lovely nature preserves down there.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:09 PM (MvF+J)

110 It has a 25 yard path it walks back and forth on all day .
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 08:08 PM (SHMXB)

Well hopefully once he finally finds his ball, he'll remember what stroke he was on.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:09 PM (BpZ5k)

111 "Well then what the hell is a terrapin?"


Aw shit.

Posted by: eleven at June 06, 2024 08:10 PM (fV+MH)

112 Took the grandkids to Chick-fil-A and the DQ. Thirty one at the Chick and 18 at Dairy Queen. Geez.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 08:10 PM (oaGWv)

113 This afternoon my brother shot a big ugly snake alongside the foundation of our 92 year mom's house.The face looked just like the pic of Maxine Waters that I just saw on Fox.

Posted by: Cosda at June 06, 2024 08:10 PM (2gl7i)

114 A few years ago we came across some sweet young college girls who love the earth and ponies and etc etc trying to help a turtle across the road.

A snapping turtle.

And they got angry at me for explaining to them that they need to stay away from that angry thing because they will lose fingers without even seeing the head move.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:10 PM (23ZaS)

115 whats up with the stoner turtle

Posted by: Im Gumby Damn It!/George Carlins Pencil at June 06, 2024 08:10 PM (7keno)

116 And anyone who does that knows to pick the turtle up at arms length because they will evacuate whatever water they have on or in them.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 08:05 PM

so business partner gets out, picks up turtle and gets pissed on.
Moralof this story is when helping a turtle always point the back end forward.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:07 PM

You *really* *really* want to do this should you need to handle a penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 08:11 PM (M6Opu)

117 Birds are interesting, there is not a lot of play in the design above efficient flight, and the shapes that birds have are pretty indicative of how they make a living.
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Who are you who are so wise in the Ways of Birds?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 08:11 PM (ZdexC)

118 105 If it's a snapper, try pushing it with a stick first. If you must put your hands on it, grab it only by the rearmost part of the shell. Their necks are surprisingly long. Literally, you will be surprised.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

119 >>>Fun with very mini motorcycles. Sound on for the full effect.

I like how the creator made all the engine noises himself.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (klJTj)

120 There is a video dubbing device called the Osprey

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (lX8VI)

121 I am just going to go on the record to say that I do not believe that the top picture is of an actual live turtle. It has to be a figurine.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (XLUOX)

122 Took the grandkids to Chick-fil-A and the DQ. Thirty one at the Chick and 18 at Dairy Queen. Geez.
Posted by: Tuna

--

People are reluctant to acknowledge it because it's so devastating, but every 401K and savings account has been cut in half. And it only took four years.

In another five to six they'll be worth 25% of what they were worth in 2020.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (23ZaS)

123 Warai-otoko, bald eagles flap like giant crows, and have very similar proportions. It is hard to see the white heads and tails against the sky if they are far away.

Ravens are stretched, fore and aft, ospreys have extra long wings that are pointed, and turkey buzzards have broader wings at the root, have those pin feather "fingers" and don't flap much.

Birds are interesting, there is not a lot of play in the design above efficient flight, and the shapes that birds have are pretty indicative of how they make a living.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 08:06 PM


Juvenile bald eagles are all black/dark and look like crows or buzzards from a distance. IIRC they don't get the white feathers until they are about 3 years old.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (QNSds)

124 A turtle story. Business partner and wife are off to a swank function and there is a turtle in the road. Wife says stop and move it out of the road so business partner gets out, picks up turtle and gets pissed on.
Moralof this story is when helping a turtle always point the back end forward.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:07 PM (v/nZx)

I was thinking don't listen to wife's bright ideas.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:14 PM (lX8VI)

125 >>>Climbing: The Dream

Good luck buying life insurance!

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 06, 2024 08:14 PM (klJTj)

126 A few years ago we came across some sweet young college girls who love the earth and ponies and etc etc trying to help a turtle across the road.

A snapping turtle.

And they got angry at me for explaining to them that they need to stay away from that angry thing because they will lose fingers without even seeing the head move.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

1) Locate 4-foot-long branch
B) tap on snapping turtle's shell with branch
3) Hand 3-foot-long branch to bitchy co-ed

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 08:14 PM (DgGvY)

127 Holy crap the spider video.

Don't know if I would scream until I passed out or until I found a flamethrower.

Posted by: Adorably Deplorable Delayna at June 06, 2024 08:14 PM (+xaRg)

128 The family plus Black Lab Mariah were walking along the beach on Cape Hatteras. The dog ran off over the rise in the where the sloping starts to the waterline and didn't comeback for a while. We continued walking but I got a little worried and walked up the beach hoping to eye ball her.

So there is a drying up tide pool full of dead but still wet fingerlings about 50 ft long and the dog is running for her second pass. She gets up some speed and then drops her sholder in skids on her back for about 20 seet or so theough fish greese.

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2024 08:14 PM (QB+5g)

129 In re: Timothy Treadwell would be jealous.

I have it on God authority that Treadwell was definitely able to get a much more up close and personal experience than the people in that video managed.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 06, 2024 08:15 PM (XLUOX)

130 We've gotten pretty into birding over the last few years. I still am crap at telling them apart unless they're standing still and in binocular range though. Getting better though.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:15 PM (BpZ5k)

131 When it comes to males skinny-dipping in ponds, the early snapping turtle gets the worm.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 08:15 PM (M6Opu)

132 It has to be a figurine.
Posted by: tankdemon at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (XLUOX)

Possibly. But the detailed toenails make me wonder.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at June 06, 2024 08:16 PM (/HDaX)

133 There are lots of little things in Saving Private Ryan they got wrong, but it does show the horror

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:16 PM (fwDg9)

134 When it comes to males skinny-dipping in ponds, the early snapping turtle gets the worm.
Posted by: Duncanthrax
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My ding a ling.

Posted by: Cosda at June 06, 2024 08:17 PM (2gl7i)

135 So I started the day simply wanting to change a tire on a wheel barrow, and now it has morphed into what will be a multi-day resto-mod.

Or alternatively..

Rust never sleeps.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2024 08:17 PM (XV/Pl)

136 I saw snappers mating in a creek. It sounds like ice cubes clinking in a glass of whiskey. I shit you not.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:17 PM (MvF+J)

137 so business partner gets out, picks up turtle and gets pissed on.
Moralof this story is when helping a turtle always point the back end forward.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:07 PM

You *really* *really* want to do this should you need to handle a penguin.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 08:11 PM


So you are claiming that penguins are tortoises?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:17 PM (QNSds)

138 I once dreamt I had a foot wide and four inch high spider clinging underneath my breakfast bar. Still freaks my shit out to this day if I think about it which I try not to.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:18 PM (lX8VI)

139 Construction crew abandons Oakland street repaving job because the neighborhood is too dangerous

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Well, at least they're not stupid.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 06, 2024 08:18 PM (L/fGl)

140 When it comes to males skinny-dipping in ponds, the early snapping turtle gets the worm.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 08:15 PM (M6Opu)

My Ding-a-ling!

Posted by: Zombie Chuck Berry at June 06, 2024 08:18 PM (6gW4D)

141 3 I am very pro tortuga.
Posted by: runner at June 06, 2024 07:24 PM (9pFgx)

If you mean the USS Tortuga, I am too, even though it has been docked and getting a makeover for a few years now.

Posted by: tankdemon at June 06, 2024 08:19 PM (XLUOX)

142 Skip, what they didn't get wrong was we made ot of those boys cannon fodder


Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:19 PM (v/nZx)

143 And don't get the wrong idea when I say breakfast bar. It's a modest sort of thing and came with the house. I wouldn't mind tearing it out for an island for baking and cooking but I just can't justify it.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:19 PM (lX8VI)

144 Rust never sleeps.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2024 08:17 PM (XV/Pl)

Oh no.

Beware the dreaded Might-as-well-itis.

Our else we'll catch you in a few weeks after you've got the pinstriping done and the engine idling smoothly.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:19 PM (BpZ5k)

145 So you are claiming that penguins are tortoises?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:17 PM

No, as has been very well documented in previous Threads here at the ol' AoSHQ, penguins are projectile poopers.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 08:20 PM (M6Opu)

146 It has to be a figurine.
Posted by: tankdemon

tankdemon knows fake turtles.

https://tinyurl.com/4u675mte

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 08:20 PM (DgGvY)

147 Hiya

Posted by: JT at June 06, 2024 08:20 PM (T4tVD)

148 If it's a snapper, try pushing it with a stick first. If you must put your hands on it, grab it only by the rearmost part of the shell. Their necks are surprisingly long. Literally, you will be surprised.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:12 PM (MvF+J)

I went alligator snapper turtle hunting with a couple of Coonass boys long ago. They would locate a sunken log where a snapper might be and drag their foot to feel for the shell at the same time determining which way the ridges went so they knew where to grab when they went under to get it.

They talked me into trying to locate one but I chickened out after about 15 seconds. I was designated to help pull it in the boat if we found one, first day nothing . Second day they got I’d guess a150 pound one.

Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 08:21 PM (SHMXB)

149 Handling turtles, handling penguins. There's a job in the local poultry processing operations called live hang. Guy reaches in, grabs some chickens by the feet and hangs them for the electric shock before they go down the line. Chickens know what's up and get in their last act of defiance which is really messy due to a liquid feed diet.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 08:22 PM (V5eKu)

150 You can't get shot underwater
Flamethrower are hard to ignite by hitting the gas tanks

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:22 PM (fwDg9)

151 It has to be a figurine.
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Possibly. But the detailed toenails make me wonder.

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It looks carved to me. I'm going with an AI generated image.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:22 PM (23ZaS)

152 @144

>>Beware the dreaded Might-as-well-itis.

It's a wheelbarrow, how deep can the rabbit hole go?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2024 08:22 PM (XV/Pl)

153 Second day they got I’d guess a150 pound one.
Posted by: polynikes at June 06, 2024 08:21 PM (SHMXB)

"Don't worry, you get to be wrong ten times" is not exactly a Safety Talk.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:22 PM (BpZ5k)

154 I went alligator snapper turtle hunting with a couple of Coonass boys long ago. They would locate a sunken log where a snapper might be and drag their foot to feel for the shell at the same time determining which way the ridges went so they knew where to grab when they went under to get it.
Posted by: polynikes

Named "Lefty" and "Stubb," presumably?

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 08:23 PM (DgGvY)

155 Ordered another book on D-Day tonight, supposed to have it by Sunday

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:24 PM (fwDg9)

156 Ordered another book on D-Day tonight, supposed to have it by Sunday
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:24 PM (fwDg9)

Title ?

Posted by: JT at June 06, 2024 08:25 PM (T4tVD)

157 It's a wheelbarrow, how deep can the rabbit hole go?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2024 08:22 PM (XV/Pl)

Careful with that talk or you'll become a five star moderator on WheelbarrowForum.com before you even realize what happened.

Trust me. I had to fix a snowblower once. Just one cable. No big deal. Hey, who sells that cable.... noooooooooo!

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:25 PM (BpZ5k)

158 138 I once dreamt I had a foot wide and four inch high spider clinging underneath my breakfast bar. Still freaks my shit out to this day if I think about it which I try not to.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:18 PM (lX8VI)

Was a kid playing hide and seek in the woods. Crawled under a dead tree. Looked up and a Golden Garden spider was about 6 inches from my face.

https://tinyurl.com/yck55uuu

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 08:26 PM (3jEZ8)

159 "Don't worry, you get to be wrong ten times" is not exactly a Safety Talk.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:22 PM (BpZ5k)

Best advice possible by someone with the nick name "Huite Digit"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 08:26 PM (D7oie)

160 25 This female African village walks through a pack of cackling hyenas like it's just another day at the office, which I guess it is.

She is carrying a pot & stick on her head. Hyena (& other animals) shy away from attacking things that are way taller than they are.

Knowing this does NOT make me want to try it though …

Posted by: Adriane the Music Critic. . . at June 06, 2024 07:32 PM (TX4bP)
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Not really. Hyenas will attack young elephants and rhinos if unprotected. Also giraffe if possibly sick or wounded. I would not walk by even one hyena, even if armed as snapping an arm or leg with one bite is part of everyday eating for the animal. Incredible jaw pressure.

Posted by: Ciampino - no overbite or visits to the dentist for HaHa at June 06, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

161 Today America was disgraced by the "leader of the free world"

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:28 PM (v/nZx)

162 158 Bugs I hate: roaches, fleas, ticks, bedbugs, mosquitoes, houseflies. I'm cool with the others. You don't want your spiders? Send em here.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:28 PM (MvF+J)

163 Turtle

Handmade Polymer clay turtle sculpture by MysticReflections

https://tinyurl.com/msz6cdxs

Posted by: pawn at June 06, 2024 08:28 PM (QB+5g)

164 It was tradition in the Weimar Republic to keep your wheelbarrow spiffy looking. When loaded up with cash for a loaf of bread you didn't want some rust bucket. Coming soon to a country near you.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 08:29 PM (V5eKu)

165 Buh orange man dumped duh fish food in asian land with little squinty guy durrrrrrrr

Posted by: The Median Establishment Journalist on Twitter at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (BpZ5k)

166 The Guns at Last Light

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (fwDg9)

167 Jharles was the guy who made the GIF contrasting the faked memo with a MS Word document using the default settings, including one long word turning over to the next line when a comma was placed after it that no document typewritten by a secretary would have had happen.

Default: 12pt TNR with the exact same default page borders, etc. and the kerning [space between letters] being the same. Also, with typewriters each character [no matter how wide W or narrow I] takes up the same amount of space; while modern word processors, like true book-level typesetting, have each character take up only as much space as it needs. [The lockdowns wiped out my memory so I can't recall the fancy word for those two spacing types.] The only exception are numeric characters that all equal the width of the font and type size's lower case N [or half an M space!] so that columns of figures will all align on a page e.g. 1111 takes up the same amount of space as 0000.

Clearly not from an ancient TANG typewriter; or from a state-of-the-art Selectric [IIRC] that did have a "type ball" [whatever they were called] that did include the TNR font but cost something like $10,000 -- something massive anyway.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (ZdexC)

168 2 158 Bugs I hate: roaches, fleas, ticks, bedbugs, mosquitoes, houseflies. I'm cool with the others. You don't want your spiders? Send em here.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:28 PM (MvF+J)

Snags Brown Recluse from mailbox....puts in box fro Blame,.

Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (3jEZ8)

169 163 Deepfake!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (MvF+J)

170 @157

>>Trust me. I had to fix a snowblower once. Just one cable. No big deal. Hey, who sells that cable.... noooooooooo!

It's a 10 cu ft wheel barrow, it's over 10 years old, have you seen the prices for top shelf wheelbarrows?

I could get 200 plus into this bad boy and still come out ahead.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)

171 https://tinyurl.com/2s3pnu8f
A good 20 Tweets from Bad Blue
And President Poopy-Pants

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:31 PM (fwDg9)

172 The Guns at Last Light
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (fwDg9)

Thank you !

Posted by: JT at June 06, 2024 08:32 PM (T4tVD)

173 Today America was disgraced by the "leader of the free world"
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC

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Thank goodness it was just D-Day and in front of a bunch of veterans and not something important like Pride month p3d()s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:32 PM (23ZaS)

174 Mock turtle? Why, the very idea! Preposterous!

Posted by: Whizzo Chocolates at June 06, 2024 08:32 PM (6gW4D)

175 Guest on Tim Pool never heard of Leave It To Beaver. Now I feel the need for a rocking chair.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:33 PM (MvF+J)

176 Ordered another book on D-Day tonight, supposed to have it by Sunday
Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:24 PM (fwDg9)

Title ?
Posted by: JT
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Sir Skip of the HQ.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 08:33 PM (ZdexC)

177 I could get 200 plus into this bad boy and still come out ahead.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 06, 2024 08:30 PM (XV/Pl)

I have no hesitation believing that. Even a crappy wheelbarrow is preposterously expensive.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:33 PM (BpZ5k)

178 570 miles today on the Pasta Burner motorcycle. It's a fookin' dream ride. Smoothe as butter, sweet on the throttle, quick in the turns.

But.


It belches heat like Mount Vesuvious on the rag, drinks gas like a sailor with a 4 day shore pass and $10,000 in his pocket at Subic Bay.

I noticed today that from the side, it looks like an angry chicken. So now I call it my Angry Ginger Pasta Chicken.

For reference, see these side view photos from google.

https://is.gd/OLwYS4

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 06, 2024 08:34 PM (2Sve7)

179 174 Ha!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:34 PM (MvF+J)

180 Guest on Tim Pool never heard of Leave It To Beaver. Now I feel the need for a rocking chair.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:33 PM (MvF+J)

So now we know that every time he's laughed at "weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night" he was completely full of shit.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:34 PM (BpZ5k)

181 Ok now bed time
Have a great evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 06, 2024 08:35 PM (fwDg9)

182 174 Mock turtle? Why, the very idea! Preposterous!
Posted by: Whizzo Chocolates at June 06, 2024 08:32 PM (6gW4D)

Commenters here at AoS will mock anything. (With the possible exceptions of John Wayne and Elvis.)

Posted by: tankdemon at June 06, 2024 08:35 PM (XLUOX)

183 Thank goodness it was just D-Day and in front of a bunch of veterans and not something important like Pride month p3d()s.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:32 PM (23ZaS)

Macron must be thinking, "Yay, my main supporter and sponsor is senile"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 08:36 PM (D7oie)

184 178 Very nice.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:36 PM (MvF+J)

185 I bet when Biden pronounced Easter as Tranny Fag Day of Jizzfarting, he didn't fucking shit himself.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:37 PM (lX8VI)

186 Joe stormed the beaches of Normandy

in his pants.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 08:37 PM (krQz2)

187 Fake But Accurate

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:38 PM (lX8VI)

188 186 Joe stormed the beaches of Normandy

in his pants.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 08:37 PM (krQz2)

Shitskrieg

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:38 PM (BpZ5k)

189 Today America was disgraced by the "leader of the free world"
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC

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Thank goodness it was just D-Day and in front of a bunch of veterans and not something important like Pride month p3d()s.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:32 PM


I am getting ads on youtube videos of biden requesting donations using his *malarkey* speech. You can cut them off after 5 seconds.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:38 PM (QNSds)

190 Guest on Tim Pool never heard of Leave It To Beaver. Now I feel the need for a rocking chair.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:33 PM (MvF+J)
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Many adults have never used a rotary phone.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 08:39 PM (krQz2)

191 Joe stormed the beaches of Normandy

in his pants.
Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 08:37 PM (krQz2)

Shitskrieg
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:38 PM (BpZ5k)
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Noice!

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 08:40 PM (krQz2)

192 Posted by: Live from Madhouse Farm at June 06, 2024 08:26 PM (3jEZ

Son-in-law bless him was stationed in Belize jungle. They had to sleep with fine mesh nets over their faces because they would often wake up with a face spider resting there where it's warm.

Posted by: ... at June 06, 2024 08:40 PM (lX8VI)

193 It wasn't a storm, but I showered with those bitches, right Ashley?
- Joe Biden

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:40 PM (23ZaS)

194 190 A rotary what what now?

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:40 PM (MvF+J)

195 I am getting ads on youtube videos of biden requesting donations using his *malarkey* speech. You can cut them off after 5 seconds.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:38 PM (QNSds)

There is a menu to say "stop playing this commercial". It actually seems to kind of work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:40 PM (BpZ5k)

196 188 Ha!

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:40 PM (MvF+J)

197 thx for the link Skip!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 06, 2024 08:41 PM (tQtDb)

198 George Floyd was on Omaha Beach. No joke, my word as a Biden. Standing tall, dodging kraut bullets, high as a kite on fentanyl.

Dumbest fucker to ever sit in the oval office

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at June 06, 2024 08:41 PM (V5eKu)

199 I see on the Ducati website that they also make a 'Hypermotard.' Looks like it was designed by Skynet.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:42 PM (MvF+J)

200 Joe at Normandy was the most disgusting act ever by a shitting president.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 08:43 PM (vFG9F)

201 LOL fd!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 06, 2024 08:44 PM (tQtDb)

202 200 lol.

Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice at June 06, 2024 08:44 PM (MvF+J)

203 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 06, 2024 08:44 PM (T4tVD)

204 fd, did you hear from your boys? Did they see this abomination?

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:44 PM (v/nZx)

205 Who are you who are so wise in the Ways of Birds?
Posted by: andycanuck

(Sets off multiple explosive flames with a wave of his staff)

Men call me ...Tim?

Naw, it wasn't actually my comment, but any Python reference carries a compulsory duty to be answered with another.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 08:45 PM (u/Zei)

206 "Les pantalons du merde..."

"Oui, oui...."

"That too."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:46 PM (BpZ5k)

207 Joe's a regular chocolate fountain.

Posted by: Miss Alabama at June 06, 2024 08:46 PM (mH6SG)

208 I have not heard from my boys yet BH. We had some pictures this morning but nothing about the ceremonies.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 08:47 PM (vFG9F)

209 I am getting ads on youtube videos of biden requesting donations using his *malarkey* speech. You can cut them off after 5 seconds.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:38 PM (QNSds)

There is a menu to say "stop playing this commercial". It actually seems to kind of work.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:40 PM


I did not know that. Maybe I can turn off those stupid gruen ads. I am going to go and look for it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 08:47 PM (QNSds)

210 Mild curiosity here, but can anyone on this smart and cruel military blog identify who Mis Hum was referring to as "our noted resident 'Historian'" in last night's ONT?

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 08:47 PM (u/Zei)

211 see on the Ducati website that they also make a 'Hypermotard.' Looks like it was designed by Skynet.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice

-

Back around 2005 or so I was hardcore on the lookout for a... ST3 IIRC, then a Brutale, and an Aprilia sport tourer. A Futura I think. I looked and tested and never pulled the trigger, and finally a friend of mine with a race Ducati said "Don't do it, just buy a BMW." So I bought a V-Strom. And it was maybe the best bike I ever owned. I still sort of hate that I got rid of it, but I don't have room for a lot of them and I find it easier to cycle through bikes than cars.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:50 PM (23ZaS)

212 Robert

The pre-order for Macross Plus Ultimate Edition is now live on the Crunchyroll store.

Get ready for sticker shock. Price is $190.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 08:50 PM (WPcdF)

213 John Drake, my guess is whig, but that is just a guess at best.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:50 PM (v/nZx)

214 I must have missed something. Did Brandon shit himself at Normandy?

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 08:50 PM (0FoWg)

215 Hadrian, Hope Val recovers quickly. Congrats to Zeus!

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 06, 2024 08:51 PM (zudum)

216 We have quite a few resident historians. Just depends upon the era.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 08:51 PM (WPcdF)

217 " I must have missed something. Did Brandon shit himself at Normandy?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice"

He's a very poopular president.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 08:52 PM (vFG9F)

218 John Drake, my guess is whig, but that is just a guess at best.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC

Thanks, Ben!

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 08:52 PM (u/Zei)

219 My money would be on whig or A.H. Lloyd, but we've likely got a half dozen competent folks that could be on the list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:52 PM (23ZaS)

220 Joey Bidet is the Poop of Success.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 08:52 PM (WPcdF)

221 John Drake, my guess is whig, but that is just a guess at best.
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:50 PM (v/nZx)
---
Isn't he Danger Man?

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 08:53 PM (krQz2)

222 Thanks also, Anna and Robbie!












Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 08:53 PM (u/Zei)

223 Historian? Perhaps Dr. T.

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 06, 2024 08:53 PM (zudum)

224 He's a very poopular president.
Posted by: fd

And ha an... interesting aroma.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 08:54 PM (ftFVW)

225 Cornpoop was a bad dude!

And he came out hard!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrots at June 06, 2024 08:54 PM (krQz2)

226 I must have missed something. Did Brandon shit himself at Normandy?

Honey, that boy was deliverin' the goods!

Posted by: Miss Alabama at June 06, 2024 08:54 PM (mH6SG)

227 YD, I don't think he shit himself but he tried to sit in a non existent chair and first bitch hustled him off the stage leaving Macron to thank our Vets

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:54 PM (v/nZx)

228 "Oh f**k, Oh G*d." I guess Spider is the international language.

It sure is.

Posted by: javems at June 06, 2024 08:54 PM (8I4hW)

229 @210 - I was wondering about that too ... ?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at June 06, 2024 08:54 PM (tQtDb)

230 YD, I don't think he shit himself but he tried to sit in a non existent chair and first bitch hustled him off the stage leaving Macron to thank our Vets
Posted by: Ben Had

So, either literally or figuratively, he shat himself.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 08:56 PM (DgGvY)

231 "Did he shat or didn't he? That is the question."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 08:57 PM (WPcdF)

232 I'm fine with "he didn't poop his pants."

Now, why was he sitting down so far outside of social cues and his fellow world leaders?

Go.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:57 PM (23ZaS)

233 I think Jill had to get him out of there before he started calling for his butt to be wiped.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 08:57 PM (vFG9F)

234 Now, why was he sitting down so far outside of social cues and his fellow world leaders?

Go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:57 PM (23ZaS)

He's a dick.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at June 06, 2024 08:58 PM (b4o9z)

235 .ikezki, he literally shit all over US.


Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 08:58 PM (v/nZx)

236 A tranny wins Miss Maryland and a morbidly obese woman wins Alabama? Please stop the world. I’d like to get off now.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2024 08:58 PM (u73oe)

237
I shit the sheet. The sheet I shit
And on that shitted sheet I sit.

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrots at June 06, 2024 08:59 PM (krQz2)

238 wait, Alabama?

Lizzo in a daring low cut one piece bathing suit?

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 08:59 PM (WPcdF)

239 Isn't he Danger Man?
Posted by: Axeman

Ding, Ding ,Ding! You are correct, sir! I was wondering when someone would notice the reference. John Drake also could be The Prisoner, as well, given some interpretations of the character and what George Markstein went on record as his view of the character.

So John Drake was possibly also Number 6, which turned out to be the real Number 1 at the Village.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:00 PM (u/Zei)

240 He didn't poop his pants, she just shit the bed.

At least that what Amber heard.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 09:00 PM (krQz2)

241 and a morbidly obese woman wins Alabama?

--

That's not an actual "Ms. Wherever" competition. It's the equivalent to Who's Who Among American High School Students. The winner even said she got constant mailings asking her to pay. Sorry, "compete."

You pay and you're in.

I have come to the conclusion that it was a PR / free advertising attempt, because no one knew about them and now they do. That's all that type of organization cares about, so it's a win.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 09:00 PM (23ZaS)

242 "Did he shat or didn't he? That is the question."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 08:57 PM


The way Frau Doktor Professor jill biden rushed him out of that ceremony before it was over would indicate that he filled his depends.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 06, 2024 09:00 PM (QNSds)

243 A tranny wins Miss Maryland and a morbidly obese woman wins Alabama? Please stop the world. I’d like to get off now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

* points at link in #84 *

I already linked that one.

Posted by: mikeski at June 06, 2024 09:01 PM (DgGvY)

244 Ding, Ding ,Ding! You are correct, sir! I was wondering when someone would notice the reference. John Drake also could be The Prisoner, as well, given some interpretations of the character and what George Markstein went on record as his view of the character.

So John Drake was possibly also Number 6, which turned out to be the real Number 1 at the Village.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:00 PM (u/Zei)
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But McGoohan made sure they never specifically said he was John Drake, which is why I refrained from the Prisoner reference.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 09:02 PM (krQz2)

245 Top pic: the smug grin of the Tourtoisie.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:02 PM (ZO20Q)

246 Filled his pants or not he shit all over us on a world stage.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 09:02 PM (v/nZx)

247 It was neck and neck for the Miss Alabama title right up until the swimsuit competition. That really tipped the scales.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2024 09:02 PM (u73oe)

248 "Oh f**k, Oh G*d." I guess Spider is the international language.

It sure is.
Posted by: javems at June 06, 2024 08:54 PM (8I4hW)

I think there were two women, one was an American from the accent

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 09:03 PM (D7oie)

249 It was neck and neck for the Miss Alabama title...
Posted by: Duke Lowell

-

Well the winner has five or six chins, so that was a tad unfair.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 09:03 PM (23ZaS)

250 My wife is in Seoul Korea, her hotel room has a rotary phone, she says.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 09:04 PM (D7oie)

251 Well the winner has five or six chins, so that was a tad unfair.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 09:03 PM (23ZaS)

—————-

More chins than a Chinese phone book.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2024 09:04 PM (u73oe)

252 So John Drake was possibly also Number 6, which turned out to be the real Number 1 at the Village.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:00 PM (u/Zei)

John Drake was the husband of my Dad's legal secretary. He was a construction contractor.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 09:06 PM (D7oie)

253 "Did he shat or didn't he? That is the question."

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 06, 2024 08:57 PM
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To pee or not to pee.
That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler to suffer
The pangs and flows of outrageous pressure

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 09:06 PM (krQz2)

254 Historian guess: Victor Davis Hansen?

Posted by: Mrs JTB at June 06, 2024 09:06 PM (zudum)

255 Fill your pants, you sonovabitch!!

Posted by: President Charlie Foxtrots at June 06, 2024 09:08 PM (krQz2)

256 An Orangutan driving a golf cart show the rats how it is really done.

https://youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram at June 06, 2024 07:33 PM (7Os14)

That was strangely relaxing to watch. Thanks for linking it!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:08 PM (ZO20Q)

257 232 I'm fine with "he didn't poop his pants."

Now, why was he sitting down so far outside of social cues and his fellow world leaders?

Go.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 08:57 PM (23ZaS)
---------------------

He was too tired to stand up.
He heard a bell and thought it was nap time.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 09:09 PM (bQ/08)

258 But McGoohan made sure they never specifically said he was John Drake, which is why I refrained from the Prisoner reference.
Posted by: Axeman

Yes - he never stated it explicitly - Markstein claims that Drake as Number Six was the original conception, but he and McGoohan had a falling-out, and it may be for that reason that the Prisoner's name was obscured. That, or IP reasons, or both.

McGoohan said that he cold-pitched the idea of The Prisoner to Lew Grade at ITC and Grade said, "I don't understand, but give me two seasons."

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:10 PM (u/Zei)

259 A recent tweet from Brandon:

* * *
President Biden
@POTUS

Jill and I greeted 30 World War II veterans who fought on the shores of Normandy 80 years ago.

I thanked each of them for their service to our country.

On behalf of the American people, and as Commander-in-Chief, it is an honor to salute you here in Normandy once more.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 06, 2024 09:10 PM (M6Opu)

260 214 I must have missed something. Did Brandon shit himself at Normandy?
-----
Sitting down in a nonexistent chair or the shart heard 'round the world??

https://tinyurl.com/5a8a48kd

13 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:10 PM (ZdexC)

261 Osprey Rugby Team. They are real
Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 07:38 PM (v/nZx)

Osprey is a lurking Moron, and a good friend. Trying to talk him into going to Corsicana. He is a very accomplished shooter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:11 PM (ZO20Q)

262 Miss Fatabama, look out Stacey.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 09:11 PM (bQ/08)

263
So John Drake was possibly also Number 6, which turned out to be the real Number 1 at the Village.
Posted by: John Drake

Joe Biden is the new number two.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 06, 2024 09:12 PM (63Dwl)

264 What was shitbritches' face doing as he crumpled? Droopy? Twitchy? Possibility it was a minor stroke or ischemia?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 09:15 PM (BpZ5k)

265 and a morbidly obese woman wins Alabama?

--

That's not an actual "Ms. Wherever" competition. It's the equivalent to Who's Who Among American High School Students. The winner even said she got constant mailings asking her to pay. Sorry, "compete."

You pay and you're in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Aw, I was just thinking this was my time to get out there and win a miss something. Booooooo.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 09:16 PM (ftFVW)

266 Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer 9h
Omg

@FoxNews is currently making the case for @NikkiHaley to be VP for the sake of “showing humility”.

Never going to happen.

But Murdoch is pushing for it.

Just in case you needed another reason to hate Fox News today.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:16 PM (ZdexC)

267 30 An Orangutan driving a golf cart show the rats how it is really done.

https://youtu.be/RZ_0ImDYrPY
Posted by: Altaria Pilgram
-----------------------------

He should either pick up some hot chicks or have a wreck.

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 09:16 PM (bQ/08)

268 So John Drake was possibly also Number 6, which turned out to be the real Number 1 at the Village.
Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:00 PM (u/Zei)
---
I've read numerous analyses of Fallout.

I still don't know how it's any more than simply building expectation and having no where to go, so you just go off the page.

Posted by: Axeman at June 06, 2024 09:18 PM (krQz2)

269 #260 addendum; LOL:

The Daily Beast @thedailybeast 7h
MAGA trolls reacted by accusing the president of pooping in his pants.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:18 PM (ZdexC)

270 Well then what the hell is a terrapin?
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 08:05 PM (BpZ5k)

It is an extinct car model made by Essex. Robert Johnson wrote a song about it: https://youtu.be/Ccfz3bRvt1A

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:18 PM (ZO20Q)

271 Turtle

Handmade Polymer clay turtle sculpture by MysticReflections

https://tinyurl.com/msz6cdxs
Posted by: pawn

Well darn. I guess he was just too cute to be real.

Posted by: Tuna at June 06, 2024 09:18 PM (oaGWv)

272 Just in case you needed another reason to hate Fox News today.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:16 PM (ZdexC)

Buh... wuh... huh?

Who exactly needs to show humility to whom, here?

Sweet Vishnu on a trampoline, do i ever hate Fuck Snooze.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 09:19 PM (BpZ5k)

273 More shitspants humour:

Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES 12h
Joe Biden’s D-Day speech was his finest moment as president of the United States on a public stage.

He didn’t look old or tired. He looked BIG.

His words were eloquent, touching, powerful, historic and urgent.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:20 PM (ZdexC)

274 236 A tranny wins Miss Maryland and a morbidly obese woman wins Alabama? Please stop the world. I’d like to get off now.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at June 06, 2024 08:58 PM (u73oe)

Beauty pageants have always been stupid. Maybe this will be the beginning of the end of them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 06, 2024 09:21 PM (OX9vb)

275 Steve Schmidt @SteveSchmidtSES 12h
Joe Biden’s D-Day speech was his finest moment as president of the United States on a public stage.

He didn’t look old or tired. He looked BIG.

His words were eloquent, touching, powerful, historic and urgent.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:20 PM (ZdexC)

My sweet heavens, don't that Stalin have positively miraculous hair though?

And i hear the barley harvest is going to break records this year, too.

Fuck off you greasy pinko dickpimple.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 09:22 PM (BpZ5k)

276 @FoxNews is currently making the case for @NikkiHaley to be VP for the sake of “showing humility”.
_______

Showing humility? Playing to the GOPe's strength!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 06, 2024 09:23 PM (fs1hN)

277 Who the fk is Steve Schmidt and how long has he been blind?

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 09:23 PM (vFG9F)

278 If Trump wants to attract actual voters, he'll just find out whatever Nikki's price is to let him knout her mercilessly at the convention. That's something all Americans can come together and support.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 06, 2024 09:24 PM (0FoWg)

279 @SteveSchmidtSES 12h
Joe Biden’s D-Day speech was his finest moment as president of the United States on a public stage.
He didn’t look old or tired. He looked BIG.

He looked like he was giving birth to a three-pounder in his own pants, Steve.

Posted by: schmidt is on some powerful drugs at June 06, 2024 09:24 PM (gKWVE)

280 Wasn't Schmidt one of McCain's butt boys?

Posted by: Braenyard - at June 06, 2024 09:26 PM (bQ/08)

281 Schmidt collects another pay check. If

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at June 06, 2024 09:26 PM (v/nZx)

282 'Miss' Maryland:

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv
Here are the top 5 finalists for Miss Maryland.
The man in the middle #3 won.
Which would you have voted for?

https://tinyurl.com/kmhr3x2y

Catturd ™ @catturd2 1h
Congratulations to Miss Alabama.

https://tinyurl.com/mr3nzyyv
[centre; right; and far right.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:27 PM (ZdexC)

283 He looked like he was giving birth to a three-pounder in his own pants, Steve.
Posted by: schmidt is on some powerful drug

Yep, I could almost hear the grunt.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 09:27 PM (ftFVW)

284 And for the love of fuck, Hickey Haley made her entire five week "campaign" a pathetic imitation of the Orange Man that lives inside the average cuckity ass NTer's fevered id. You can't just slap a "Hello My Name Is HUMILITY" nametag on that shit and not look like a complete dildo. Not even a good dido either, like a hard plastic not-quite-pink dildo from a shitty factory in Nicaragua where half the sprues are still sticking out from the injection molding because nobody gives a crap about a plastic Nicaraguan dildo.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 09:29 PM (BpZ5k)

285 Jack Poso @JackPosobiec 7h
Here is the list of Republicans who voted to hold Steve [Bannon] in contempt, which led to his prison sentence today

Adam Kinzinger
Anthony Gonzalez
John Katko
Nancy Mace
Jaime Herrera Beutler
Brian Fitzpatrick
Fred Upton
Peter Meijer
Liz Cheney

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:30 PM (ZdexC)

286 Those hyenas are terrifying.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2024 09:30 PM (w6EFb)

287 I see on the Ducati website that they also make a 'Hypermotard.' Looks like it was designed by Skynet.
Posted by: Blame It On gp's Juice

Yeah, the Hypermotard is a nice bike check out the emerald green Buggatti homage they made for $100k+ in '24.

Beautiful, but who wants a 100k bike?

Posted by: BifBewalski at June 06, 2024 09:31 PM (k4wUT)

288 284 . Not even a good dido either, like a hard plastic not-quite-pink dildo from a shitty factory in Nicaragua where half the sprues are still sticking out from the injection molding because nobody gives a crap about a plastic Nicaraguan dildo.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June

It’s okay. Tell us how you feel. Get it all out, you are amongst friends.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 09:32 PM (pZEOD)

289 Here is the list of Republicans who voted to hold Steve [Bannon] in contempt, which led to his prison sentence today
Posted by: andycanuck

Fuckers!

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 09:32 PM (ftFVW)

290 Who the fk is Steve Schmidt and how long has he been blind?"

I think he's one of the national man-boy Lincoln association creepoos

Posted by: Outside of Life at June 06, 2024 09:32 PM (89Sog)

291 Wow. Steven Crowder was doing man on the street interviews and three young ladies admitted that Trump was a racist and caused all of the riots and murders and cities burning even though it was people on the other side doing everything.

They just wanted it to stop, and that's why they voted Biden. The plan worked.

Yay 19th Amendment.

youtube.com/watch?v=rQ9buRDsO1I

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Since the 70s, women no longer outlive men. Thanks feminism! at June 06, 2024 09:32 PM (23ZaS)

292
Kyle Dunnigan is live right now.

Rewind to the beginning.

https://www.youtube.com/live/ukP_zzc5JdU?si=UvCJucZUEo8JYWdb

Posted by: Soothsayer at June 06, 2024 09:33 PM (ATg0j)

293
Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 09:29 PM (BpZ5k)

OK, so my investment in a Nicaraguan plastic dildo factory was not my finest moment. So sue me!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at June 06, 2024 09:33 PM (w6EFb)

294 BTW, I'm watching Midsomer Murders and the killer is using a longbow!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 06, 2024 09:33 PM (ZdexC)

295
259 A recent tweet from Brandon:

* * *
President Biden
@POTUS

Jill and I greeted 30 World War II veterans who fought on the shores of Normandy 80 years ago.

I thanked each of them for their service to our country.

On behalf of the American people, and as Commander-in-Chief, it is an honor to salute you here in Normandy once more.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June

Obviously this was SUPPOSED to happen. I guess there was no time to edit the auto post to cross out the names and insert Brigette and Emmanuel Macron.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 09:35 PM (pZEOD)

296 OK, so my investment in a Nicaraguan plastic dildo factory was not my finest moment. So sue me!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

Can't be investing in dildos unless you're sure of the quality.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 09:35 PM (ftFVW)

297 Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 09:29 PM (BpZ5k)

Yeah, certainly not up to my brother's standards

Posted by: Sally Brown at June 06, 2024 09:35 PM (gKWVE)

298 In Mexico, a hard-leftwing woman who is a so-called climate expert has just been installed as the president. In this election season so far, 37 Mexican candidates have been assassinated.

Assassinated.

Posted by: Beverly at June 06, 2024 09:36 PM (Epeb0)

299 I've read numerous analyses of Fallout.

I still don't know how it's any more than simply building expectation and having no where to go, so you just go off the page.
Posted by: Axeman

It did seem a trifle...slap-dash, I agree. The idea that Number Six was his own jailer has a certain novelty to it, but so many people when it aired and those who see it today often didn't or don't get that being the key to the plot.

On the other hand, it does have a very psychadelic aspect to it, and some of the dialogue is clever. Poor Leo McKern nearly had a stroke from the filming of the episode that precedes the finale, and McGoohan and family literally had to go off grid amidst the public outrage over the ending.

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:37 PM (u/Zei)

300 Mister Scott (Formerly GWS),
I graduated from Georgetown College. Swam in the Elkhorn a lot.

Posted by: vin at June 06, 2024 09:37 PM (O+lo/)

301 noticed when i opened a new tab in firefox. some people never learn

The New York Times
Victims of Random Street Attacks Face an Outdated Police System

Standard practices are not helping the victims -- and they also prevent the attackers from getting help they need.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 06, 2024 09:39 PM (B1FKF)

302 That turtle is the kind you use in mock turtle soup.

Posted by: fd at June 06, 2024 09:40 PM (vFG9F)

303 298 In Mexico, a hard-leftwing woman who is a so-called climate expert has just been installed as the president. In this election season so far, 37 Mexican candidates have been assassinated.

Mexico is like some horror movie in which the villainess becomes prom queen after all her rivals die in gruesome accidents

Posted by: currently watching The Loved Ones at June 06, 2024 09:42 PM (gKWVE)

304 282 'Miss' Maryland:

Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv
Here are the top 5 finalists for Miss Maryland.
The man in the middle #3 won.
Which would you have voted for
Xxxxxx
I keep telling y’all, men are better at everything. Even being women.

Posted by: Piper at June 06, 2024 09:42 PM (pZEOD)

305 Dildoes? Honey, you don't even want to know...

Posted by: Miss Alabama at June 06, 2024 09:42 PM (mH6SG)

306 Love that labs love water.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 09:42 PM (RIvkX)

307 Mock turtlenecks are real!

Posted by: zombie Steve Jobs at June 06, 2024 09:44 PM (IckXV)

308 I think McGoohan's religious beliefs also shaped the ending, where everything is re-set and the final shot is the same as the first shot of the whole series.

He felt the shoot-out scene in Fall Out was an admission of failure on the part of Number 6 - that choosing violence marked a fall from Grace. As a redneck, I can only say how the Hell else was he going to escape?

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:45 PM (u/Zei)

309 Dildoes? Honey, you don't even want to know...
Posted by: Miss Alabama at June 06, 2024 09:42 PM (mH6SG)

Jawn Kerry bought "his" yacht with Ter-ray-sa's dill dough.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:45 PM (brD1F)

310 Jawn Kerry bought "his" yacht with Ter-ray-sa's dill dough.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Phonics for the win.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 09:48 PM (ftFVW)

311 Phonics for the win.
Posted by: She Hobbi

Seconded!

Posted by: John Drake Is In Sight Of The Caspian Sea at June 06, 2024 09:49 PM (u/Zei)

312
Phonics for the win.
Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 09:48 PM (ftFVW)

Yacht rhymes with latched.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at June 06, 2024 09:49 PM (BpZ5k)

313 Savoring Caesar #2 for the evening, while my steak grills on the gas barbecue. Had a good shop day, too.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:51 PM (brD1F)

314 Man! got slow in here all of a sudden. Everybody F-5 ing for the ONT?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:54 PM (brD1F)

315 Man! got slow in here all of a sudden. Everybody F-5 ing for the ONT?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Was thinking the same thing. Gonna be a tight competition for first.

Posted by: She Hobbit at June 06, 2024 09:56 PM (ftFVW)

316 Man! got slow in here all of a sudden. Everybody F-5 ing for the ONT?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 06, 2024 09:54 PM (brD1F)
===

First! There I said it.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 09:56 PM (RIvkX)

317 Nood!

/jk

Posted by: San Franpsycho at June 06, 2024 09:57 PM (RIvkX)

318 @245/Alberta Oil Peon: My wife agrees with your assessment, she saw the picture and said, "Smug turtle is smug."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2024 09:59 PM (O7YUW)

319 317 Nood!

/jk
Posted by: San Franpsycho

That's just plain mean!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at June 06, 2024 09:59 PM (hOUT3)

320 Badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger
badger badger badger badger

Posted by: Kindltot at June 06, 2024 10:00 PM (D7oie)

321 .

NOOD Emergency Backup Overnight Thread

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2024 10:00 PM (O7YUW)

322 I am way slow tonight.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at June 06, 2024 10:00 PM (O7YUW)

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