Quick Hits

Joe Biden offered the leftwing propagandists at Time a rare interview. He showed he has no idea what the actual inflation rate is, and at one point decided to tell the younger men interviewing him that he could beat them up in a fight.

The competition in the Pacific Rim is broader than hard power and you've expanded Donald Trump's trade war with China. Mr. President, which you once criticized.
Biden: No, I haven't. Go ahead.
Most economists say tariffs raise prices.
Biden: They do.
Cumulative inflation means that prices are up 18%, at least since you took office and wage increases have not kept pace.
Biden: Since who took office? Since I took office?

Biden's genuinely baffled. His staff has protected his senile brain from the news that cumulative inflation -- not inflation by month or year, but all of it starting from when he usurped office -- is up by 20%.

He really doesn't understand that when inflation goes up 8% in a year, then 7%, then 6% -- all that adds up.

Yeah, cumulative inflation means prices are up nearly 20% since you took office and wage increases have not kept pace.
Biden: Wage increases have exceeded what the cost of inflation, which you're talking about as the prices that were pre-COVID prices.

That's a lie.

Pre-COVID prices are not the same as whether or not they--you have American, corporate America ripping off the public now. You have everything from shrinkflation to what's going on in terms of the way in which they're artificially moving significantly to increase their, their, their, their, their profits. That's not the same as inflation. That's price gouging.

Back to the claim that inflation only exists because Greedy Corporations are jacking up prices for no reason, none! Their own costs haven't gone up, they just want to increase their profits by squeezing the little guy!

As people always ask: Why do corporations only become "Greedy" when Democrats are in office?

But Mr. President, won't your newly announced tariffs raise the prices on American consumers?
Biden: No, because here's the deal. There's a difference. I made it clear to Putin from the very beginning that--I'm not, we're not engaging in...For example, Trump wants a 10% tariff on everything. That will raise the price of everything in America. [Editor's note: Biden appeared to mean Xi here, not Putin.]

Close enough!

Sharp as a tack! Dynamo of energy!

Okay, I'm gonna do a couple of rapid fire here. Another of your first acts as President under the banner of value-based leadership was to lift various punitive Trump-era immigration measures, Mr. President, that you and others said were inhumane. In retrospect, do you think those humanitarian moves helped drive record illegal border crossing?
Biden: No.
Were you wrong to lift any of those measures?
Biden: If I was wrong, it's because I took too long,
You've put some back in place. The Green Card issue, it's been reported that you're looking at reinstating Remain in Mexico. Are you looking at reinstating...
Biden: No

Doubling down on dissolving the US border, claiming his cancelling of Trump's policies did not increase illegal immigration.

Remember, Trump's a liar, Joe Biden's just providing an Alternate Perspective on Reality.

The last two years of Presidents, two-term President's tenure are usually focused on foreign affairs. You are 81 years old, and would be 86 by the time you left office. Large majorities of Americans, including in the Democratic Party, tell pollsters they think you are too old to lead. Could you really do this job as an 85-year old man?
Biden: I can do it better than anybody you know. You're looking at me, I can take you too.

I'd like to see that. I'd pay good money for someone to finally step up to Joe when he makes one of these "I can punch you up, Jack!" statements.

Did you consider not running again because of your age?
Biden: No, I didn't.
And what do you say to Americans who are worried about it?
Biden: Watch me. Look, name me a president that's gotten as much done as I've gotten done in my first three and a half years. When all of you wrote in Time magazine I couldn't get any of it done. When you told me there's no pay, no way, no way he can get a trillion-plus dollar bill done in terms of, to deal with infrastructure, where there's no way he gets $368 billion for dealing with the environment, where there's no way I could get the, the, the legislation passed on.

John Ekdahl
@JohnEkdahl
So which journo writes the "I tried Biden's workout routine and couldn't keep up with him" article? My guess is Sam Stein.

Democrat shill teenfluencer Harry Sisson gives it a go:

Fenelon Spoke linked this Trump ad about the Democrats' lawfare op.

John Sexton has a run-down on the Hunter Biden Crack n' Gun Trial.

His ex-wfe testified that Hunter was very capable of hiding the fact that he's on crack, which will rebut anyone who claims "Hunter wasn't on crack when he bought that gun, I would have been able to tell."

CNN is shrieking that Hunter only committed drug and gun crimes over a brief ten year period, so what's the big deal?

The big drama today comes in the form of Hunter's ex-wife and ex-girlfriend both of whom were called to testify about Hunter's drug use. This is apparently too much for one CNN legal analyst to take.

"It's a shame we're here and I say that not from an opinion perspective, but as a practitioner's perspective. In going to state and going to federal court, as I do, prosecutors generally do the right thing. What's the right thing? Equitable outcomes," Jackson said on CNN.
"We know last year (he) was subject to a diversion program, which means you stay out of trouble. We're all good, you know, get your life together, move forward. Instead, we have this embarrassing trial where all his family and past exes are coming in to testify."
He may think this isn't coming from an opinion perspective but what he's saying lines up perfectly with the no harm, no foul argument introduced yesterday by the defense. Still, I'm not exactly shocked that CNN has a legal analyst whose take boils down to 'leave Hunter alone!'

Scumbag fixer Abbe Lowell is still pushing the idea that the computer was "tampered with." They're also claiming that you can't take Hunter's own texts as proof that he was smoking crack in a car when he texted his girlfriend (Beau's ex-wife, I think) that he was smoking crack in his car. He may have been mistaken, Lowell argues. Or maybe he was lying.

Or maybe it was RUSSIAN DISINFORMATION! We don't know the computer wasn't "tampered with," after all.

Remember that story about the black guy who called into a zoom hearing with a judge about his suspended license? And the judge ordered him to go to jail, because he was driving when he called in?

It was Fake News. The man's license had only been suspended due to a clerical error, which he was attempting to get resolved at the hearing. The judge didn't listen to his explanation -- he just ordered him to jail.

The guy was completely innocent, unless you would say that you're required to obey to the full a clerical error caused by bureaucratic incompetence.

And the judge showed himself just to be another brick in The Wall of governmental malfeasance.

A Michigan man swept the internet last week after a viral video showed him attending a court hearing via Zoom after he appeared to park his car. That quickly became a national story.
Should it have been?
The footage, which first made the rounds on social media, showed Corey Harris calling into a hearing before Judge J. Cedric Simpson of the Washtenaw County District Court. "I'm looking at his record. He doesn't have a license," Simpson says about a minute into the hearing. "He's suspended and he's just driving....I don't even know why he would do that." Harris' bond was promptly revoked and he was ordered to turn himself in to the local jail.
Neither of those repercussions would have anywhere near the lasting impact that the forthcoming news cycle did, which was deemed a significant enough event to merit coverage in The New York Times, The Washington Post, Fox News, CNN, NBC, BBC, USA Today, and the New York Post, among other outlets.
It turns out all those stories, however, were based on a falsehood. Harris' license had been reinstated years prior and was only registering as suspended due to a clerical error. As of this writing, there has been no spate of additional articles, corrections, or a reinvigorated news cycle based around this information, because the truth here doesn't lend itself to virality and engagement.

I think the judge should have at least listened to the man. And maybe noted his demeanor. I noticed this myself -- the man didn't seem like a serial lawbreaker who was so brazen he'd call into his license suspension hearing from a car. He seemed calm, polite, unemotional, and interested in complying with court orders. It wasn't like he was arrested while driving without a license. He was driving while showing up on time for his Zoom hearing.

My bad for not saying that at the time, and for once again forgetting that the State is lethally incompetent and should be presumed guilty until it has proven itself innocent.

There's an invasion of aliens in New York. No, a different one. "Human-hand sized" spiders that travel by flying on web-parasails have come over from Asia and are demanding we force Israel to surrender to Hamas and start lining up for the Extermination Chambers.

The Joro spider is native to eastern Asia, but they have been spreading in the eastern United States since at least 2014. They can (but usually don't) grow to a size where the span of their legs is the breadth of a human hand, and their young disperse by "ballooning," wherein a young spider lets out a long, long strand of fine silk, which catches the wind and carries the baby spider aloft.

So the good news is that they only fly when they're babies -- I guess that's slightly better -- and they're also pretty harmless.

Except for being spiders.

Do queers for Palestine understand what they�re supporting? pic.twitter.com/j4vglLfOCO
— Lady Maga USA 🇺🇸 (@LadyMagaUSA) June 3, 2024

�Long live the intifada!� - protesters chant in the lobby of the Israeli Consulate in San Franciso, which they have occupied and shut down for nearly 2 hours

(Intifada means �uprising� or �shaking off� in Arabic)#gaza pic.twitter.com/tqu89Kcc9S
— Dena Takruri (@Dena) June 3, 2024

Preteen boy holding a Palestinian flag screams that he wants to be a shahid � a martyr.

Gaza?

Nah.

Massachusetts.pic.twitter.com/dEtA4qQwOg
— Marina Medvin 🇺🇸 (@MarinaMedvin) June 5, 2024

This batshit crazy lib has an entire podcast explaining why time is transphobicpic.twitter.com/Fa0g8Akmtl
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) June 5, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:50 PM

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1 More background on the female judge [Catholic university grad BTW] in the pro-lifer granny 2-year sentence...

Joel Berry @JoelWBerry Jun 3
The sentencing was passed by Judge Kollar-Kotelly. After Harlow's husband begged for mercy, expressing his fear that his wife would die alone in prison, the judge taunted that maybe Harlow would "make an effort to remain alive” because that is a “tenet of [Harlow’s] religion.”

Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee Jun 4
This judged mocked Harlow’s religious beliefs while sentencing the 75-year-old woman in poor health to two years in prison — all for the offense of (gasp) praying at an abortion clinic.
Moloch is a vile monster.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 06:52 PM (ZdexC)

2 Not first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2024 06:55 PM (QNSds)

3 Just reading the text version, Bidenspeak comes off like someone rapidly changing the teevee channel.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 06:57 PM (dGCAG)

4 The "Time" picture is ridiculous even without the teen influencer. silliness Biden doesn't look like that now. They removed his squinted eyes and vacant look. A posed Biden might have looked like that 20 years ago.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 06:57 PM (XkYcA)

5 That judge might be dismayed to find out God does not share her idea of humor.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 06:57 PM (JLq/1)

6 That gay guy educating the woke woman video has to be staged right? I mean no one can seriously be that stupid about how muslims treat gays.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2024 06:58 PM (QNSds)

7 The dope in the rainbow attire didn't know that Israel was a Jewish state?!! Good grief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 06:59 PM (XkYcA)

8 Margaret Cleveland at Federalist is pointing out lots of former underlings in Sundowner's law departments have moved to all these Trump cases all over. One guy #3 in DOJ leaves to go work for Bragg
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America First Legal @America1stLegal 12h
/1🚨BREAKING — Biden’s Acting Associate Attorney General Matthew Colangelo left the DOJ to help orchestrate Alvin Bragg’s political prosecution of President Trump.

We just sued the DOJ to uncover Colangelo’s records discussing President Trump before leaving the gov’t.

THREAD:
https://tinyurl.com/yc332tru
unrolled ordinary webpage

Greg Price @greg_price11 16h
Gaetz: "You had no problem dispatching Matthew Colangelo"

Garland: "That is false."

Gaetz: "He made this remarkable downstream career journey from the DOJ in Washington DC and then pops up in Alvin Bragg's office to get Trump."

Garland: "I assume he applied for a job there and got the job. I had nothing to do with it."

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 06:59 PM (ZdexC)

9 That pose for Time resembles the 19th century photos people took of their dead relatives. They had full length stands against which to prop up the corpse, and usually the only way to tell they were dead is by the eyes.

Biden's eyes just make him look like he's on meth.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:00 PM (dGCAG)

10 >>>Pre-COVID prices are not the same as whether or not they--you have American, corporate America ripping off the public now. You have everything from shrinkflation to what's going on in terms of the way in which they're artificially moving significantly to increase their, their, their, their, their profits. That's not the same as inflation. That's price gouging.

Ace, you better put this in a gray quote box or everyone is going to think you are a doddering old fool.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2024 07:00 PM (xPl2J)

11 The queer/time thing.

Because we refuse to grow up and act like rational adults, we have less time being adults.

Got it

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at June 05, 2024 07:00 PM (FxH7T)

12 "First" implies a cishet temporal mindset that is outside the lived experience of queer and trans people. Furthermore, it is evident that chronological structures of oppression, like showing up to work or class on time, further support the cishet patriarchy and must be dismantled....

Next week, or maybe the week after, I'll have to check my calendar...

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Stochastic Temporality Activist at June 05, 2024 07:00 PM (PiwSw)

13 That gay guy educating the woke woman video has to be staged right? I mean no one can seriously be that stupid about how muslims treat gays.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2024 06:58 PM (QNSds)

You really want the answer to that?

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

14 OK, I see you fixed it.

Posted by: Mark1971 at June 05, 2024 07:01 PM (xPl2J)

15 >>>Garland: "I assume he applied for a job there and got the job. I had nothing to do with it."

Shecky Garland.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 07:01 PM (KRtlO)

16 I see Alec Baldwin and family have a new reality show hitting the airwaves. Just in time to drum up a little sympathy before his trial?

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:01 PM (oaGWv)

17 "blockquote" is surprisingly hard to spell. Consistently, at least.

Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 07:02 PM (KRtlO)

18 Queerness is a gnostic-like cult

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 05, 2024 07:02 PM (Ka3bZ)

19 Biden: Watch me. Look, name me a president that's gotten as much done as I've gotten done in my first three and a half years.

I feel like this is something every President says, but Joe's track record of being less than truthful makes it even less believable.

Posted by: Flyguy at June 05, 2024 07:02 PM (OYxA4)

20 Remember that story about the black guy who called into a zoom hearing with a judge about his suspended license? And the judge ordered him to go to jail, because he was driving when he called in?

It was Fake News. The man's license had only been suspended due to a clerical error, which he was attempting to get resolved at the hearing. The judge didn't listen to his explanation -- he just ordered him to jail.

The guy was completely innocent, unless you would say that you're required to obey to the full a clerical error caused by bureaucratic incompetence.

I'll stand by my initial take: it's pretty daft to show ip to a hearing on Zoom about your suspended license while driving. But it's not reasonable to jail someone for this (which the prosecution wasn't even seeking, by the way). Only someone completely inured to the authoritarianism of the modern administrative state could think this was a reasonable outcome.

Posted by: bear with asymmetrical balls at June 05, 2024 07:02 PM (+sRa4)

21 Flying hand spiders invade NY? That won’t on my radar.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2024 07:03 PM (5Pz+p)

22 Garland: "I assume he applied for a job there and got the job. I had nothing to do with it."
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Shecky Garland.
Posted by: ace at June 05, 2024 07:01 PM (KRtlO)

More like a mafia don.

Did you order the hit on Twinkletoes Louie?

No.

Then who did?

How should I know, I assume he just ended up in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:03 PM (dGCAG)

23 17 "blockquote" is surprisingly hard to spell. Consistently, at least.
Posted by: ace

spelling is rayciss

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 05, 2024 07:04 PM (Ka3bZ)

24 The Green Card issue, it's been reported that you're looking at reinstating Remain in Mexico. Are you looking at reinstating...

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The Green Card is now the biggest laugh inducer of my lifetime. I remember a movie about it where an overstayer was grilled about his intentions. Now we provide them with first class hotel accommodation in NYC, give them a free phone, money on top of that and let them out without bail when they beat up police officers.

On the other hand, citizens are made to pay their own health insurance, work multiple poorly paid jobs to be able to afford food and housing and then they are jailed if they complain.

There was another movie I remember where some astronauts came back from space to find they landed on an alternate planet Earth where everything is the wrong way.. This is where we are now.

Posted by: Decaf at June 05, 2024 07:04 PM (unUNN)

25 21 Flying hand spiders invade NY? That won’t on my radar.
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2024 07:03 PM (5Pz+p)

AtC hardest hit.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Stochastic Temporality Activist at June 05, 2024 07:04 PM (PiwSw)

26 Does that jackass bottom guy realize the only thing holding up Biden is that desk? Has he seen him walk or talk, or is he too busy polishing knobs for likes?

Honestly, there’s your “informed” Democrat voter.

Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2024 07:04 PM (5Vdzv)

27 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok Jun 4
BREAKING: Toddler kiIIed in stabbing attack in Ohio. Bionca Ellis ambushed a mother and her toddler in a parking lot and stabbed 3-year-old Julian Wood to d*ath. The mother, Margot Wood was also stabbed and is recovering in the hospital.

You probably won't see this story in the mainstream media...

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
JUST IN: Bionca Ellis, the woman who stabbed a 3-year-old to d*ath in Ohio was a government employee for the Ohio Dept of Job and Family Services. She worked in child care.

In 2023 she was charged for stealing. Government really not hiring the best…

Hopefully she goes to prison for life and will never be allowed near children again.

The kiIIer is a Government employee who worked in child care.

End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Say his name: 𝗝𝗨𝗟𝗜𝗔𝗡 𝗪𝗢𝗢𝗗 (3 years old)

He was ambushed and st*bbed to death yesterday in parking lot near Cleveland.

His mother Margot is in the hospital.

Bionca Ellis is the suspect. The MSM is describing this as a "random" attack.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 07:05 PM (ZdexC)

28 Ace: "Back to the claim that inflation only exists because Greedy Corporations are jacking up prices for no reason, none!"

It's amusing to see that claim. EVERYTHING has gone up in price. If it hasn't, then it was a product that simply disappeared from the market never to be seen again. Guess what? Not everything I purchase is from a corporation. And not every corporation is Wal-Mart, McDonald's, or ACME brand. Corporations are economic constructs for people/business for basic operations. And they can be tiny operations of a singular person. It isn't Montgomery Dastardly Burns blocking out the sun so you'll buy his nuclear power at any price.

It's such migraine-inducing BS peddled by inadequates and charlatans to spout this corporate greed garbage. You'd think everything he/they knew about the world came from reading Bazooka Bubble Gum wrappers.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 05, 2024 07:05 PM (aXxgO)

29 I was listening to Jesse Kelly last night, and he did a few minutes talking about how Biden has this infatuation with physical altercations (giving about 10 examples of him saying things throughout his career). I'd have to agree with Kelly, that it makes no sense in a healthy perspective. There is something fundamentally wrong with Biden's thinking process.

Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2024 07:06 PM (dIske)

30 I just spent the last 20 minutes explaining to some guy what a Jon Boat was. Honestly people, get off the phones and get out more.

Posted by: Marcus T at June 05, 2024 07:07 PM (rJXrD)

31 lol prison mitch

Posted by: trappers girl at June 05, 2024 07:07 PM (HcO27)

32 Yeah, Joe is directly responsible for the invasion of Ukraine because he doesn't know when to shut up, but, somehow, it's Trump's fault.

And the so called "grand bargain" trade agreements haven't worked out in the best interests of the US which is why PDT said, "Business as usual isn't working" and went the bi lateral route.

And PDT got stuff done.

Sort of cute how Joe tried to conflate what happened in Afghanistan under his watch with the actions of President Trump. I thought GW was the bogieman but the left has take PDT to a next level bogieman.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:07 PM (tT6L1)

33 Does that jackass bottom guy realize the only thing holding up Biden is that desk? Has he seen him walk or talk, or is he too busy polishing knobs for likes?

Honestly, there’s your “informed” Democrat voter.
Posted by: Vengeance at June 05, 2024 07:04 PM (5Vdzv)

Remember the famous photo of JFK, during the Cuban Missile Crisis? He's standing like Joe here (this is not accidental), but his back is to the camera.

It was suppose to show Jack, with the weight of the world on his shoulders, but in reality everyone in the room knew it was his back injury, and he hadn't had any of his pain meds in a while. He was jonesing, not contemplating the gravity of the world's situation.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:07 PM (dGCAG)

34 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok
Julian Wood is a 3-year-old kid who graduated preschool last week. He was stabbed to d*ath by Bionca Ellis, an Ohio Government Employee who works in child care. Julian’s mom was also stabbed and is in the hospital.

Here’s the gofundme to help the family with medical and funeral expenses:

https://tinyurl.com/5ap2buzj
Go FundMe up to $155,000 so far -- I assume a genuine site due to the amount and trusting Libs of TikTok.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 07:07 PM (ZdexC)

35 The dope in the rainbow attire didn't know that Israel was a Jewish state?!! Good grief.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 06:59 PM (XkYcA)

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She reminded me of a three-year old girl dressed as a fairy trailing after mom in a store and whining about not getting a treat.

Posted by: Decaf at June 05, 2024 07:08 PM (unUNN)

36 There is something fundamentally wrong with Biden's thinking process.
Posted by: Orson at June 05, 2024 07:06 PM (dIske)
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Joe was never mentally adept enough to deflect or obfuscate when cornered. He always defaulted to tough guy bully, knowing full well anyone who put him on the ground was facing federal prison.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:08 PM (tT6L1)

37 Bionca Ellis is the suspect. The MSM is describing this as a "random" attack.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

I read last night that the suspect was in the store and followed the victims. I wonder if they'll investigate this as a race or hate crime. Just joking. Of course they won't.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:09 PM (oaGWv)

38 17 "blockquote" is surprisingly hard to spell. Consistently, at least.
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I added it to my browsers' and MS Word dictionaries!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 07:09 PM (ZdexC)

39 "blockquote" is surprisingly hard to spell. Consistently, at least.
Posted by: ace

spelling is rayciss
Posted by: vmom stabby

Especially when you don't add the word to the editor's dictionary!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2024 07:09 PM (YGZ8l)

40 No mention of the serpent invasion.

Posted by: Puddinhead at June 05, 2024 07:10 PM (ZbbTJ)

41 The sentencing was passed by Judge Kollar-Kotelly.

Kotex Kotelly is 81 years old. She has no business being on the bench at her advanced age. She should be playing bridge at The Blake retirement home hoping for a smooth BM before she gums her dinner of Metamucil and Chicken A La King. If she behaves she might even get ice cream after dinner.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

42 If somehow he is installed again we are done.

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 07:10 PM (fwDg9)

43 And PDT got stuff done.

Sort of cute how Joe tried to conflate what happened in Afghanistan under his watch with the actions of President Trump. I thought GW was the bogieman but the left has take PDT to a next level bogieman.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:07 PM (tT6L1)

It's a bizarre juxtaposition. Trump was everywhere, all the time. When something significant was happening in his administration, he was in the middle of it.

Alzheimer Joe is hidden 23 hours out of the day, and other than the occasional photo or blurt and bleat, he's not anywhere near the "action" of his administration.

But sure, he's gettin' things done.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:10 PM (dGCAG)

44 "...And what do you say to Americans who are worried about it?

Biden: Watch me..."

Look, Fat. Think about my question again. They have been watching you. That's what prompted the question in the first place.

Oh, that's right. You and the MFM have simply been unable to get your message out and make things very clear.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 05, 2024 07:10 PM (aXxgO)

45 There is something fundamentally wrong with Biden's thinking process.
Posted by: Orson

Heh, how quaint that you think Brandon has a thinking process.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 05, 2024 07:11 PM (YGZ8l)

46 Out: Guns 'N Roses
In: Crack and Guns

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at June 05, 2024 07:11 PM (ynpvh)

47 Democrats appear to have been ripped straight out of a Jack Chic tract.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 07:11 PM (JLq/1)

48 > You're looking at me, I can take you too.

In another life he's an Irish CHAV in a council house, mouthing off at pensioners and flexing his skinny arms at pre-teens.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:12 PM (Odg76)

49 With respect to the driving judicial thing, don’t take the guy’s defense at face value.
For whatever reason, my wife loves watching this trash, and drug me into the room to see the follow-up hearing.
It was indeed a clerical error that his driver’s license was suspended, because he’d never had one to suspend in the first place. And he is on video acknowledging this to the officer that pulled him over. Twice.

Posted by: Luke at June 05, 2024 07:13 PM (LcCGY)

50 Joro spiders > any Democrat.

Posted by: Anna Puma at June 05, 2024 07:13 PM (kPvpE)

51 Must be nice for Hunter to scream witch hunt and the left, which is totally against guns, is right there with him.

Meanwhile, I'd be in jail if I got caught doing what Hunter did.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:13 PM (tT6L1)

52 Look at the top picture in the Time interview transcript piece. The Junta couldn't get the WH furniture office to give Joe a desk that was sanded smooth? What, Joe needs a table top with texture so he can grab it and hold on so he doesn't fall when he trips? Or maybe Joe took a shot at sanding the table top smooth and gave up?

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2024 07:14 PM (5fDan)

53 I read last night that the suspect was in the store and followed the victims. I wonder if they'll investigate this as a race or hate crime. Just joking. Of course they won't.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:09 PM (oaGWv)

My daughter has a fairly common name, and it's spelled the way it was in the Bible.

But it's a name with multiple spellings, and whenever other people would write it, they would spell it every way other than how it should.

But sure, I bet Bionca is a basic white girl from the 'burbs.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

54 Did you see the video of the idiot who showed up in court via Zoom while he was driving? The judge noted the man's license was suspended. Much hilarity ensued.

It will not surprise you to know that genius got arrested again.

http://tiny.cc/l9ceyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Odg76)

55 What would the Secret Service do if Biden actually started swinging at a reporter?

Posted by: Smell the Glove at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Clqcn)

56 Must be nice for Hunter to scream witch hunt and the left, which is totally against guns, is right there with him.

Meanwhile, I'd be in jail if I got caught doing what Hunter did.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing

I noticed Dr. Jill showed up in court today. Bright pink suit. Not easily ignored.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (oaGWv)

57 The judge didn't listen to his explanation -- he just ordered him to jail.

The guy was completely innocent, unless you would say that you're required to obey to the full a clerical error caused by bureaucratic incompetence.
_____________

Most judges have never even looked at the filings before hearing cases on their motion dockets. The good ones do, but they're unfortunately in a small minority.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Dm8we)

58 > My daughter has a fairly common name, and it's spelled the way it was in the Bible.

Dorcas?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:16 PM (Odg76)

59
Time magazine is still around? I. am. surprised.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2024 07:16 PM (HAIxK)

60 Hunter will be found innocent for reasons of being a drug addicted. He isn't responsible for his own actions.
Case dismissed

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 07:16 PM (fwDg9)

61 Posted by: Decaf at June 05, 2024 07:08 PM (unUNN)

Good analogy!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 05, 2024 07:16 PM (XkYcA)

62 Is Harry Sisson someone who matters?

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 07:16 PM (JLq/1)

63 47 Democrats appear to have been ripped straight out of a Jack Chic tract.
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 07:11 PM (JLq
I have never heard such a great comparison.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2024 07:17 PM (5Pz+p)

64 "Wage increases have exceeded what the cost of inflation, which you're talking about as the prices that were pre-COVID prices."

It's just one chasing the other. Minimum-wage laws had a lot to do with creating this inflation. Now a one-job minimum-wage earner cannot hope to afford even a frickin apartment, let alone a home.

Oakland shantytown:
https://tinyurl.com/5yvhaamy

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:17 PM (MvF+J)

65 42 If somehow he is installed again we are done.

They* are done for. I want Trump to win, but if he doesn't, there is a silver lining: Biden takes the commie regime down the shitter with him

Posted by: Ex GOP at June 05, 2024 07:17 PM (GpUII)

66 Articles like the one in Time, and D politicians questioning Biden's fitness, are a tell that there's high odds that Biden won't in the end be the D nominee. I give him 25%.

So who will it be? I hear Hillary cackling in the wings. Ironically they'll try to sell her as the safest hand on the tiller.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2024 07:17 PM (Gse2f)

67 I noticed Dr. Jill showed up in court today. Bright pink suit. Not easily ignored.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (oaGWv)
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Gosh, why in the world would Jill show up in a bright pink suit?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

68 Did you see the video of the idiot who showed up in court via Zoom while he was driving?

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Odg76)

I think some guy named "Ace" covered that story, and there may be a bit more to it!

Posted by: Lemon Party guy at June 05, 2024 07:17 PM (d9fT1)

69 But sure, I bet Bionca is a basic white girl from the 'burbs.
Posted by: BurtTC

Her mug shot was posted in the Daily Mail or NY Post. Can't remember which. Yeah, just your average "white" girl.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:18 PM (oaGWv)

70 It was indeed a clerical error that his driver’s license was suspended, because he’d never had one to suspend in the first place. And he is on video acknowledging this to the officer that pulled him over. Twice.
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End Wokeness @EndWokeness
Illinois just passed HB 277, a law to allow 3 unpaid traffic tickets each year before the license is suspended.
It was "in the name of equity", of course.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 07:18 PM (ZdexC)

71 My daughter has a fairly common name, and it's spelled the way it was in the Bible.
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Dorcas?
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:16 PM (Odg76)

Close. Lokweesha.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:19 PM (dGCAG)

72 Bionca Ellis is the suspect. The MSM is describing this as a "random" attack.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)
I read last night that the suspect was in the store and followed the victims. I wonder if they'll investigate this as a race or hate crime. Just joking. Of course they won't.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:09 PM (oaGWv)

Mammy Oprah should have Bionca on to tell her story of how she was compelled by all the raycisses to stab that poor little white child before he had a chance to get all rayciss.

Then Mammy Oprah can give away phree cars and all is well.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 07:19 PM (R/m4+)

73 should.

But sure, I bet Bionca is a basic white girl from the 'burbs.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:14 PM (dGCAG
Keye and Peele.,

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2024 07:19 PM (5Pz+p)

74 T-storms in se Pa moving towards New Jersey, maybe will see some within a hour

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 07:19 PM (fwDg9)

75 Is Harry Sisson someone who matters?
Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 07:16 PM (JLq/1)

I think he invented smelly, overpriced hair gel in the 80s.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

76 Biden: No, because here's the deal. There's a difference. I made it clear to Putin from the very beginning that--I'm not, we're not engaging in...For example, Trump wants a 10% tariff on everything. That will raise the price of everything in America. [Editor's note: Biden appeared to mean Xi here, not Putin.]

Close enough!
++++++

LOL!! The sad thing about this is that we've become so accustomed to Biden's Big Blunders that they are now everyday and meaningless.

Posted by: washrivergal at June 05, 2024 07:20 PM (4SnFm)

77 Biblical girl's name? Is it Gomer?

Posted by: PabloD at June 05, 2024 07:20 PM (g4RQY)

78
Close. Lokweesha.
Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:19 PM (dGCAG)
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Whatever happened to good old fashioned names like "Le-Sha?

(the - don' be silent)

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:20 PM (tT6L1)

79 Because neon might be a little too obvious?

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (fwDg9)

80 'Scumbag fixer Abbe Lowell is still pushing the idea that the computer was "tampered with."'

Have any so-called news reporters bothered to check with the '51 intelligence experts' (aka TRAITORS) to get their current take on this apparently continuing 'Russian disinfo operation?'

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (MvF+J)

81 > Close. Lokweesha.

I believe you're thinking of Lo-Ruhamah.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (Odg76)

82 Keye and Peele.,
Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2024 07:19 PM (5Pz+p)
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Call me "Bah Lah Kee"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (tT6L1)

83 Gosh, why in the world would Jill show up in a bright pink suit?
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

Because she's a whore. It's what whore's do.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (R/m4+)

84 But sure, I bet Bionca is a basic white girl from the 'burbs.
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Skinny too, I'm sure!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (ZdexC)

85
Joe's going to be the nominee, don't worry. To dump him is to say all those MAGA roaches were right and they were wrong and that all those stories about Joe being sharp as a tack were lies.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (MoZTd)

86 All they're asking for is their privacy!

After asking for privacy, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin announce family will star in new reality TV show

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 07:22 PM (L/fGl)

87 I had to watch that last video out of morbid curiosity. Queer and trans people experience time differently?

I'm guilty of "heterochronology?"

I'll never listen to the podcast, but that short video shows just how crazy people can get...

I bet she/he/it has more cats than I do....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

88 Close. Lokweesha.
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I believe you're thinking of Lo-Ruhamah.
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (Odg76)

Not in the King James version, splitter!

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

89 The only reason Hunter is on trial is so they can say "See? Equal justice!"

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 07:23 PM (vFG9F)

90 But sure, I bet Bionca is a basic white girl from the 'burbs.
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Skinny too, I'm sure!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 05, 2024 07:21 PM (ZdexC)

I looked her up. Yes, she looks EXACTLY like you'd expect.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

91 After asking for privacy, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin announce family will star in new reality TV show
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024

Money must be tight with all the legal expenses. I saw that he was trying to unload his Hamptons estate too.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:23 PM (oaGWv)

92 I'm helping a guy out in the sticks remove some trash from his property. You want to see inflation? Look at landfill and compost tipping fees! About everywhere now, it costs $50+ just to get rid of a TV. MFers!

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:24 PM (MvF+J)

93 I imagine time does dilate when being sodomized.

Posted by: leoncaruthers at June 05, 2024 07:24 PM (UfRqq)

94 me in the last thread, for whot it's worth:

"His driver's license was suspended in 2010 for unpaid child support, but a judge rescinded the suspension in January 2022, the TV station said."

link to fox news:

https://tinyurl.com/rj68x9sv

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2024 07:24 PM (B1FKF)

95 Sweep the leg!

Catholic Arena
@CatholicArena
'If someone insults my mother, they can expect a punch in the face'

- Pope Francis

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 05, 2024 07:25 PM (L/fGl)

96
Queer and trans people experience time differently?

__________

They're chronodivergent. Maybe they'll call it QPT. The new CPT.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2024 07:25 PM (MoZTd)

97 The only reason Hunter is on trial is so they can say "See? Equal justice!"

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 07:23 PM

Yep and by next Tuesday he will be found not guilty by reason of being a crack head.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2024 07:25 PM (QNSds)

98 > Not in the King James version, splitter!

She's in there! It's spelled Loruhamah in the KJV.

http://tiny.cc/gbceyz

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (Odg76)

99 Joe Biden offered the leftwing propagandists at Time
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Time? What is this 'Time'?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (XeU6L)

100 After asking for privacy, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin announce family will star in new reality TV show
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024

Money must be tight with all the legal expenses. I saw that he was trying to unload his Hamptons estate too.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:23 PM (oaGWv)

They should go around finding people who called her a phony, and have them file libel claims against people.

Call the show "Hilaria ensues!"

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (dGCAG)

101 That fat lesbian bitch in the first video might be the stupidest person on earth...ever. And that's some stiff competition.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (XMwZJ)

102 I'm helping a guy out in the sticks remove some trash from his property. You want to see inflation? Look at landfill and compost tipping fees! About everywhere now, it costs $50+ just to get rid of a TV. MFers!
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

I hear ya. Before I moved I hired some guys to take away load after load of junk and stuff I couldn't move and the dump fees they had to include in their fees were steep.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (oaGWv)

103 I would love to be able to speak the ‘click’ language from ‘The Gods Must Be Crazy’. Five minutes of clicking and smiling would drive a lot of democrats crazy.

Posted by: Eromero at June 05, 2024 07:27 PM (5Pz+p)

104 Sure, there is inflation, but everyone's doing OK because they have more money, right?
RIGHT???

Posted by: gourmand du jour at June 05, 2024 07:27 PM (MeG8a)

105 She's in there! It's spelled Loruhamah in the KJV.

http://tiny.cc/gbceyz
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (Odg76)

I'm still at work, I am NOT clicking that link.

Posted by: BurtTC at June 05, 2024 07:27 PM (dGCAG)

106 I did not know queer and trans people aren't allowed to have a watch and the clock on their phones is disabled.

Posted by: huerfano at June 05, 2024 07:27 PM (VGOMa)

107 imagine what cali atty gen kamala would have done to someone who lied about his drug use when he bought a gun.

and re 91: what are they calling it 'gun smoke' or 'have gun will travel'?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2024 07:27 PM (B1FKF)

108 "About everywhere now, it costs $50+ just to get rid of a TV."

I take all that kind of stuff to the scrapyard. Old computers, tvs, monitors, printers, car parts appliances etc. It all goes on little trailer and when I get 1000 pounds or so I haul it all over there and they pay me!

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 07:27 PM (vFG9F)

109 87 I had to watch that last video out of morbid curiosity. Queer and trans people experience time differently?

I'm guilty of "heterochronology?"

I'll never listen to the podcast, but that short video shows just how crazy people can get...

I bet she/he/it has more cats than I do....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 07:22 PM

Not only does she have more cats, but she also has squirrels running around in her attic ... and she lives in a ground floor apartment!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 05, 2024 07:29 PM (HlyYF)

110 That fat lesbian bitch in the first video might be the stupidest person on earth...ever. And that's some stiff competition.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (XMwZJ)
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Did you watch the last video about "queer and trans time perspectives?"

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 07:29 PM (BpYfr)

111 102 $4 a f'n bag to dispose of bagged yard waste! This is MFing Illinois, so we can't burn it.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:29 PM (MvF+J)

112 > I'm still at work, I am NOT clicking that link.

You can google Hosea 1:5-7 KJV if you'd like.

Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:29 PM (Odg76)

113 There is something fundamentally wrong with Biden's thinking process.
Posted by: Orson

I think you mean there is something wrong with Joe's current thought-storage capacity. He's down to 4MB of memory. After the programmers load-in "The polls are wrong," "Wages are ahead of inflation," a Joe fantasy story or two (drove an 18-wheeler, was raised a Jew), along with, "My word as a Biden," "Not a joke," "and "Our Precious Democracy," Joe is stumped on any other topic. He is forced to say stuff in the Malarkey-Gibberish language.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2024 07:30 PM (5fDan)

114 They're chronodivergent. Maybe they'll call it QPT. The new CPT.
Posted by: Hadrian
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Tempoarally curious.

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 05, 2024 07:30 PM (XeU6L)

115 *Temporally

Posted by: Doc Brown at June 05, 2024 07:30 PM (XeU6L)

116 $4 a f'n bag to dispose of bagged yard waste! This is MFing Illinois, so we can't burn it.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:29 PM (MvF+J)
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Find a lefty neighbor, pile in yard, douse with gasoline, apply match.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:30 PM (tT6L1)

117 "Joe's going to be the nominee, don't worry."

Looking ahead, I give him 25%. He's going to drop even more in the polls, especially if he shows up to debate Trump. At some point, and we may already be there, it'll be beyond a Steal. If they stay with Biden they'd need to declare martial law and suspend the election.

Barring that, if they stick with Biden, the Ds will get slaughtered down ticket. That's wehre the pressure will come from, and not even Obama can save his puppet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2024 07:30 PM (Gse2f)

118 "$4 a f'n bag to dispose of bagged yard waste! This is MFing Illinois, so we can't burn it"

That's insane. I'd go broke. Can you maybe build a hedgerow with your debris?

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 07:31 PM (vFG9F)

119 I'll bet the original tape of that interview is really something.

Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2024 07:31 PM (1bNHn)

120 re 105: i looked, definitely safe for work unless your boss is a satanist

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2024 07:31 PM (B1FKF)

121 That fat lesbian bitch in the first video might be the stupidest person on earth...ever. And that's some stiff competition.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (XMwZJ)
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I love how that fat lesbian says she spent time abroad in the Middle East with Israel and Palestine, but had no clue that Israel was Jewish or that Palestinians jailed/killed gay people.

That does take stupidity to heretofore unknown levels...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at June 05, 2024 07:32 PM (BpYfr)

122 Not only does she have more cats, but she also has squirrels running around in her attic ... and she lives in a ground floor apartment!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot
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Bats--->Belfry

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 07:32 PM (XeU6L)

123 Remember, the transcript is Time doing their best to make Biden sound intelligible. I for one welcome our new hand sized spider overlords.

Posted by: steevy at June 05, 2024 07:32 PM (FQmDC)

124 108 Oh yes, he has several tons of ferrous scrap metal I have to haul out. The price I get won't even cover the fuel to transport it. Some things, like lead-acid batteries, copper, etc it's worth it. Shit, I took out two industrial-sized bags of aluminum cans, and the scrapyard gave me $10.50. Not worth it.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:32 PM (MvF+J)

125 Find a lefty neighbor, pile in yard, douse with gasoline, apply match.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:30 PM

Or YOU can do the "blake special".

Find a lefty neighbor, pile in yard, place a small canister of tannerite, stand off 1,000 yards, and THEN burn it.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 05, 2024 07:33 PM (HlyYF)

126 Funny how COVID comes and goes for these charlatan fucks.

They quote all kind of "Trump" numbers that are all obviously their own stupid COVID that they unleashed on the world.

Then this husk of shit has the temerity to say "well that was COVID numbers". They all belong in an asylum.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 07:34 PM (lX8VI)

127 The fat lesbian bitch just thought "Middle East" meant eastern Ohio.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at June 05, 2024 07:34 PM (XMwZJ)

128 Sharp as a tack! Dynamo of energy!

spartak of energy > dynamo of energy

if you know, you know

Posted by: anachronda at June 05, 2024 07:34 PM (v3pYe)

129 118 Hedgerow? Pfft. He's got pyramids, ziggurats of shit piled up all over. Hoarder.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

130
I'll bet the original tape of that interview is really something.
Posted by: Eeyore

_________

"Mr. President?.. Mr. President?.. Wake up."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2024 07:34 PM (MoZTd)

131
Laugh all you want at the time bending Hamas homo coalition magic fairies.

They're running things now.

Posted by: Auspex at June 05, 2024 07:34 PM (j4U/Z)

132 "The price I get won't even cover the fuel to transport it"

Regular scrap is 7 cents a pound around here right now. A ton will get you $140. That's beer money anyway.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 07:35 PM (vFG9F)

133 "Find a lefty neighbor, pile in yard, place a small canister of tannerite, stand off 1,000 yards, and THEN burn it."

Fire does not ignite tannerite.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:35 PM (MvF+J)

134 Joe was never mentally adept enough to deflect or obfuscate when cornered. He always defaulted to tough guy bully, knowing full well anyone who put him on the ground was facing federal prison.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:08 PM

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Same with the sniffing and feeling up a dude's wife's or daughter right in front of him during a photo op. That's the essence of Joe. He's a pimp.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at June 05, 2024 07:36 PM (wzAuc)

135 She's in there! It's spelled Loruhamah in the KJV.

http://tiny.cc/gbceyz
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:26 PM (Odg76)

I was hoping her name was Jael.

Posted by: Northernlurker at June 05, 2024 07:36 PM (JLq/1)

136 I meant detonate, not ignite

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:36 PM (MvF+J)

137 133 "Find a lefty neighbor, pile in yard, place a small canister of tannerite, stand off 1,000 yards, and THEN burn it."

Fire does not ignite tannerite.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:35 PM

Excellent point.

However, blake CAN "ignite" tannerite from 1,000 yards away!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM (HlyYF)

138 Had an MRI today. Have severe narrowing of my spinal column which is probably the cause of the numbness and burning in my right thigh. Next stop neurosurgeon. Just can't bring myself to contemplate surgery. Just. do. not. want. to. do. it. My doc said to contact her when I want a referral. I think I'm going to be thinking about it for a long time.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM (oaGWv)

139 That first interview is just plain nutzoid. Both of them.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM (XeU6L)

140 Where does "Ziggurats of Shit" rest in Pink Floyd's discography? Before or after "Animals"?

Posted by: rock historian at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM (gKWVE)

141
He's a pimp.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer

__________

He never could have taken on Ike.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2024 07:38 PM (MoZTd)

142 I have taken a bunch of batteries over there and gotten more than a whole load of tin scrap. UPS batteries, golf cart, mower batteries, car batteries and such. As long as they have lead in them.

Posted by: fd at June 05, 2024 07:38 PM (vFG9F)

143 My favorite tannerite video. I never get tired of this one. 43 secs.
youtube.com/watch?v=Dqwi22HuyWg

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 05, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

144 'I'd like to see that. I'd pay good money for someone to finally step up to Joe when he makes one of these "I can punch you up, Jack!" statements.'

I wish it would be me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 05, 2024 07:39 PM (roH4R)

145 It will not surprise you to know that genius got arrested again.

http://tiny.cc/l9ceyz
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Odg76)

wow, I would have thought ace would have been right on that one.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 07:39 PM (D7oie)

146 117 "Joe's going to be the nominee, don't worry."

Looking ahead, I give him 25%. He's going to drop even more in the polls, especially if he shows up to debate Trump. At some point, and we may already be there, it'll be beyond a Steal. If they stay with Biden they'd need to declare martial law and suspend the election.

Barring that, if they stick with Biden, the Ds will get slaughtered down ticket. That's wehre the pressure will come from, and not even Obama can save his puppet.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2024 07:30 PM (Gse2f)

I am not counting on Joe being a disaster in the first debate. He'll get the Political Emergency Go-Juice Cocktail. He'll probably wear his shit-eating grin all 90 minutes, shrugging-off questions from and claims by Trump, and repeatedly calling Trump a convicted felon. He'll have the questions a week before the debate (actually the Junta will give CNN the list of questions to ask), and have answers uploaded into what's let of his gray matter. He'll get angry several times, all planned, but I think his best strategy is to pretend to be kindly Old Joe, just a President living next door to every middle class family, helping them out 24/7.

Posted by: Gref at June 05, 2024 07:39 PM (5fDan)

147 However, blake CAN "ignite" tannerite from 1,000 yards away!
Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM (HlyYF)
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The amount of tannerite needed to make a target large enough for me to hit at 1,000 yards would also take out a few houses.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:39 PM (tT6L1)

148 Tuna, prayers for you.
What causes the narrowing? Are the bobes thickening? Or out of alignment?

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 05, 2024 07:40 PM (1GqLC)

149 re loony lady in the last video: and gravity is a social construct and being morbidly obese is cishealthy and corn pop graduated in the top half of his law school class

Posted by: gnats local 678 at June 05, 2024 07:40 PM (B1FKF)

150 Had an MRI today. Have severe narrowing of my spinal column which is probably the cause of the numbness and burning in my right thigh. Next stop neurosurgeon. Just can't bring myself to contemplate surgery. Just. do. not. want. to. do. it. My doc said to contact her when I want a referral. I think I'm going to be thinking about it for a long time.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM

IMO and I am not a doctor hold off on surgery as long as you can manage the pain and if it doesn't affect your daily activities. Once it starts affecting what you do or do not do then you need to take the plunge. I am in the same boat with my back. Some days are ok, some days are not but I am holding off on surgery as long as possible.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 05, 2024 07:41 PM (QNSds)

151 138 Had an MRI today. Have severe narrowing of my spinal column which is probably the cause of the numbness and burning in my right thigh.

I think I'm going to be thinking about it for a long time.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM

That sucks Tuna!

I have family that have gotten surgical relief.

I have also seen two 29+ guys at the gym get significant relief doing dead lifts with a trapezoidal bar.

And I am not talking about massive weight. Just light to moderate weight with excellent form. It is a really good lift for your back!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 05, 2024 07:42 PM (HlyYF)

152 I;m guessing we're pretty much of the belief danger hair lesbo didn't travel through Palestine as a danger hair lesbo and, most likely, never went there at all?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:42 PM (tT6L1)

153 Just can't bring myself to contemplate surgery. Just. do. not. want. to. do. it. My doc said to contact her when I want a referral. I think I'm going to be thinking about it for a long time.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM (oaGWv)

Do it. Do your research and talk to your Doc, but if you put it off you may not get a chance to do it and the pain your dealing with now is most likely worse than when then fix you.

It's hard but do it. The docs and nurses today do some marvelous things and don't be afraid.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at June 05, 2024 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

154 Yeah, can't get behind Lady MAGA.

Sorry. Just stop.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2024 07:43 PM (cCVOS)

155 Tuna, prayers for you.
What causes the narrowing? Are the bobes thickening? Or out of alignment?
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

I'm assuming old age. I haven't spoken to my doc in person yet. Just got the message through the patient portal. Need to do some reading up on the subject before I see a surgeon so I can ask all the right questions.

Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:43 PM (oaGWv)

156 >>He really doesn't understand that when inflation goes up 8% in a year, then 7%, then 6% -- all that adds up.

The only way to WHIP Inflation NOW, would be to grow the GDP by something like 250pct or have a multi-decade global depression.

One of those scenarios is the more likely one.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2024 07:44 PM (XV/Pl)

157 NUDE GUY CALLS A NOOD

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 07:44 PM (fwDg9)

158 "I am not counting on Joe being a disaster in the first debate."

I disagree. YMMV. Joe's pulled it off before but now he's senile and is running on his own record. I see Trump clubbing him like a baby seal when he's not calling out Jake Tapper for being a fraud.

Posted by: Ignoramus at June 05, 2024 07:45 PM (Gse2f)

159 "Mr. President?.. Mr. President?.. Wake up."
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 05, 2024 07:34 PM (MoZTd)

I don't know if you have ever talked with someone pushing into dementia, they start confabulating. They really aren't lying, they are just trying to put a reason that things are the way they are. I expect our beloved leader spent time talking about things that never happened,

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 07:45 PM (D7oie)

160 Harry Sisson is one of those posh suburban kids who's a tiktok influencer, right? How much was he paid to sell moldy, creepy Biden to his Gen Z followers?

Probably a lot.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2024 07:45 PM (cCVOS)

161 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

162 @150

>>IMO and I am not a doctor hold off on surgery as long as you can manage the pain and if it doesn't affect your daily activities.

In my experience is if something requires surgery to fix, it's best to have the surgery sooner rather than later.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at June 05, 2024 07:46 PM (XV/Pl)

163 The amount of tannerite needed to make a target large enough for me to hit at 1,000 yards would also take out a few houses.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at June 05, 2024 07:39 PM

I was going to let you use a scope! You didn't have to shoot it over iron sights.

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at June 05, 2024 07:46 PM (HlyYF)

164 "Name a president who's gotten as much done as I have."

William Henry Harrison

Posted by: tankdemon at June 05, 2024 07:46 PM (0ReWS)

165 Call the show "Hilaria ensues!"
Posted by: BurtTC

Babylon Bee sez Baldwin will host an exciting new game show called "Is It Loaded?"

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 05, 2024 07:47 PM (1GqLC)

166 Nood. Café is open. No penguins, so you'll be able to breathe, and not get projectile shat upon.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 05, 2024 07:49 PM (U/2+b)

167 Sundowner has done more to wreck America than anyone, Barky included

Posted by: Skip at June 05, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

168 Hold it. If all of us cishet white men are patriarchs, where are the handmaids?

Posted by: Eeyore at June 05, 2024 07:50 PM (1bNHn)

169 Had an MRI today. Have severe narrowing of my spinal column which is probably the cause of the numbness and burning in my right thigh. Next stop neurosurgeon. Just can't bring myself to contemplate surgery. Just. do. not. want. to. do. it. My doc said to contact her when I want a referral. I think I'm going to be thinking about it for a long time.
Posted by: Tuna at June 05, 2024 07:37 PM (oaGWv)

My Mom had surgery for stenosis, as did a friend of mine. Both had good relief from it, though mom had issues afterwards - I was never sure of the problem though it might have been the pain meds. She did not tell me things.
If nothing else, get a full briefing on what may happen if you decide to not have the surgery, or decide to put it off until it is intolerable.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 05, 2024 07:50 PM (D7oie)

170 I had never heard of Massimo Calabresi (the guy who interviewed Slojoe) before so I looked him up. Guess I should have.
Reeks of See Eye A. No Wiki page either.
I honestly wanted to know if he was a foreigner.

Posted by: Reforger at June 05, 2024 07:50 PM (xcIvR)

171 Gref: "I am not counting on Joe being a disaster in the first debate..."

IF there's a debate, again, it won't be Biden vs Trump; it'll be Moderator vs Trump. Moderator will have a full basket of towels to bail out Biden whenever Biden fails to recall the pre-submitted answer to the pre-submitted question.

I don't think I'm going too far out on a limb to say "fixed" already. And Biden "won" the debate. We'll also get the added bonus of CONVICTED FELON worked into the debate and the post-debate analysis over everything else. So, that'll be fun. And sincerely honest.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at June 05, 2024 07:51 PM (aXxgO)

172 65
' there is a silver lining'

Maybe actual secession.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 05, 2024 07:52 PM (roH4R)

173 “Look, name me a president that's gotten as much done as I've gotten done in my first three and a half years.”

Okay,:William Henry Harrison.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at June 05, 2024 07:54 PM (Y2NGV)

174 There's a documentary on Glen Campbell in his last years when he was far gone w/Alzheimers. He was mostly out of it until he stepped on stage, and then it was like a switch was flipped and he would perform his songs well, remembered the lyrics, etc.. Then he'd go off stage and pee on the carpet out of confusion, that sort of thing.

If you listen to Joe when he's giving a speech, he can go into his version of performance mode: repeating tried and true stump speech slogans with no relationship to any one time period like he's engaged. I would bet that the debates may not be as bad as expected because he can switch into his version of performance mode, making boilerplate declarations like "Never bet against America!" With the MSM behind him he might just pull it off -- provided he doesn't wander off to shake the hand of an imaginary friend or sh#t his pants.

Posted by: Lizzy at June 05, 2024 07:54 PM (cCVOS)

175 111
'This is MFing Illinois, so we can't burn it.'

Every time I hear about Illinois I am so damn glad I don't live there. You guys are the laboratory for how the dems want to treat their serfs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at June 05, 2024 07:57 PM (roH4R)

176 Note they put the word WINS in front of him. Everything is mental mindfuck persuasion. Everything.

Posted by: ... at June 05, 2024 07:58 PM (lX8VI)

177 54 Did you see the video of the idiot who showed up in court via Zoom while he was driving? The judge noted the man's license was suspended. Much hilarity ensued.

It will not surprise you to know that genius got arrested again.

http://tiny.cc/l9ceyz
Posted by: bonhomme at June 05, 2024 07:15 PM (Odg76)

Sot it's technically true his license wasn't suspended, because HE NEVER HAD ONE IN THE FIRST PLACE.

EVER.

Posted by: Jeff Weimer at June 05, 2024 08:06 PM (zrlyb)

178 Judge Simpson corrected the record today; it’s true the man didn’t have a suspended driver’s license…in fact he didn’t have ANY driver’s license! And in court today he was picked up on a prior outstanding warrant for, brace yourself, driving without a license. You got it right the first time, and to the extent you were wrong at all it was giving the guy too much credit.

Posted by: James Felix at June 05, 2024 08:12 PM (HyN/I)

179 Lots of regular peeps doing real time in real jails for felony possession of a firearm. If Hunter walks with a slap on the wrist it won’t be lost on a formerly solid block of reliably Dem voters

Posted by: Igor Nant III of the Boston Nants at June 05, 2024 08:16 PM (hm5mh)

180 If you want to guess the sad state of affairs - the Whitehouse is Calvinball. That is to say there is no referee, and the rules don't matter.

Do I think Biden knows the rate of inflation, or what inflation even is? nope. Somewhere in the bowels of the white house is someone who does and is making policy. Same with the border. Same with tariffs. same with foreign affairs. And NONE of these people agree with each other, or even know what the other person is doing. And Biden only kinda sorta knows, so he repeats a bunch of shit, out of order, that he vaguely remembers hearing someone say in his presence. That's why his answer make no sense - he only kinda remembers someone telling this one time.

He has no idea what policies he is approving. None.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 05, 2024 08:24 PM (nLFEI)

181 Trump, will be debating the moderators mostly. Thing is, Trump is a bit thin skinned. If I were him, I'd roll with it a bit. Laugh. Laugh at the absurd moderators and laugh at Joe. Don't exaggerate a thing. And NEVER interupt Joe Biden when he's talking - let him have all the time he wants.

Do this - when joe starts mumbling and repeating himself, and the moderators jumps in to rescue him, Trump should say "Hold on, I'm dying to see where this goes...."

Then what? You just made it obvious the moderators were helping Joe, AND forced Joe to finish his sentence, and appear to be a bit magnanimous. Triple word score!

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 05, 2024 08:36 PM (nLFEI)

182 Every word from Jow Biden's mouth is a vote for Donald Trump.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at June 05, 2024 08:37 PM (nLFEI)

183 Oh for heaven’s sake. I’m a gay guy (I know, not popular around here but I’m conservative). That idiot being informed by the drag queen that Israel is a Jewish state needs to have her mouth sewn shut. There are some just too stupid to walk around in public. Leave her a hole to suck in a McFlurry.

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