Suicidal Cheese Chase Cafe

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Another biking run, this one down a hill.

And here's a scary bike ride along the edge of a cliff.

More Transforming furniture. The coffee tables that transform into full-size, full-height dinner tables are neat. Here's an example transforming table. They won't even give you a price, you have to request a quote, so you know this is going to be murder on the wallet.

Taking your little Pomeranian for a scooter ride in style. I have to get one of these for my Vespa.

Aerobatic maneuvers of a drone through an abandoned factory. The drone crashes at the end. Sad!

Don't worry, it's just a right whale. But it sure has the silhouette of a really big shark.

I think I linked this on Friday, but if you missed it: this little chihuahua is ready to rumble with this giant moose.

From the Department of Useless Engineering.

Just a dude bringing his pet hyena into town.

Dog gets vengeance on the cat.

Heavy winds propel giant duck.

Just a quick little pro wrestling match on a subway.

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Posted by: GF at June 03, 2024 07:20 PM (aJxr8)

2 I hope that table/shelf thing locks in place. I can see all sorts of messes if it don't.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2024 07:21 PM (QNSds)

3 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:22 PM (fwDg9)

4 I certainly been to London many weekends long ago

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:23 PM (fwDg9)

5 Mountain bikers are just one step away from false teeth.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:23 PM (rJ7Hd)

6 That Pomeranian scooter ride is too adorable

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

7 It's a juvenile eagle and the full grown eagle is telling him to take off eh, this is my fishing spot....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2024 07:25 PM (QNSds)

8 Nobody gonna help a girl out with a nood?!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 03, 2024 07:26 PM (WtCFu)

9 I feel the need for a Cafe!

Thanks Ace for the Monday Cafe and the rest of the threads today as well.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2024 07:26 PM (PHcgL)

10 The lovely wife is investigating flights to London today to see the grands. Hopefully, their won't be much rain and gloom.

HA! As if!

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 07:28 PM (WXNFJ)

11 How many broken bones are in that cheese roll?

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:29 PM (fwDg9)

12 That's a smallish lady moose, no calf, so probably just a little cranky, but even she could see that was no wolf. Also, eagles are mostly assholes. Makes sense as the nation bird for just that reason.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 07:30 PM (sRfrW)

13 Tonypete hope by end of summer, November to January is dismal weather

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:30 PM (fwDg9)

14 Chasing cheese down a hill... that might be the one thing that would inspire me to run.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 03, 2024 07:30 PM (WtCFu)

15 Saw an oriole today, and a gorgeous huge skunk Saturday. Skunk looked like he uses pricey hair conditioner. Very clean and silky.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 07:31 PM (MvF+J)

16 Nail clipping.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at June 03, 2024 07:31 PM (as3uC)

17 Skip, mid August. It shouldn't be too bad.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 07:33 PM (WXNFJ)

18 Annoying girl biking.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 07:33 PM (63Dwl)

19 I have it on good authority that Jack the Ripper always carried an orange umbrella.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 07:33 PM (+o2mc)

20 Yea, take the muzzle off the hyena. What could go wrong?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 07:34 PM (LkLld)

21 19 I have it on good authority that Jack the Ripper always carried an orange umbrella.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 07:33 PM (+o2mc)

Horse pucky.

The color orange wasn't invented until Florida became a state in 1954.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:34 PM (RUMEY)

22 Also, eagles are mostly assholes. Makes sense as the nation bird for just that reason.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 07:30 PM

When we were stationed on Adak Alaska back in the 80s the eagles were pests and they could get vicious if you had fish. They would walk up to your bucket/stringer and steal your fish, especially during the salmon runs and you had better not try and stop them.

You couldn't mess with them as it was a $5,000 fine if you got caught, and we had a couple of guys get caught. Flew them back to Anchorage and they faced a Judge and got tickets, fined and lost all fishing and hunting privileges in the State for life.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2024 07:35 PM (QNSds)

23 August will be good time

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:35 PM (fwDg9)

24 The color orange wasn't invented until Florida became a state in 1954.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:34 PM (RUMEY)

How could that be? The whole world was in black and white until the 70's.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 07:35 PM (sRfrW)

25 Can one have sex on that folding table when it's erect?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2024 07:36 PM (aFNOf)

26 24 The color orange wasn't invented until Florida became a state in 1954.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:34 PM (RUMEY)

How could that be? The whole world was in black and white until the 70's.
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 07:35 PM (sRfrW

It's because Disney planned ahead. Duh.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:36 PM (RUMEY)

27 That hyena reminds me of a guy with a pit bull in the amusement park on Sat. Pulling at its harness, lunging at people. Took all of the handler's strength, and he was barely able to keep it under control. Complete with a "service dog" patch on the harness.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (rsqyi)

28 Transforming furniture my ass.

Just slap a slab of wood on an ironing board and call it a day.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (DsA2n)

29 24 The color orange wasn't invented until Florida became a state in 1954.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:34 PM (RUMEY)

And we didn't have any of those damn rainbow flags either.

Posted by: Zombie Anita Bryant at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (aFNOf)

30 Can one have sex on that folding table when it's erect?
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Thinking that's a requirement, really.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (WtCFu)

31 I see Barnes & Noble jumped on the Pride wagon. I got a notification on my iPad from their Nook app to read with pride, not prejudice, this month.

I guess it's time to find a different ebook store....

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (VNX3d)

32
You couldn't mess with them as it was a $5,000 fine if you got caught, and we had a couple of guys get caught. Flew them back to Anchorage and they faced a Judge and got tickets, fined and lost all fishing and hunting privileges in the State for life.
Posted by: Mister Scott

Just like fighting back against muggers on the subway.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (63Dwl)

33 25 Can one have sex on that folding table when it's erect?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2024 07:36 PM (aFNOf)

Phrasing, young man, phrasing.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (sRfrW)

34 On drones in military operations was thinking there should be Hunter killer drones to attack other drones

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM (fwDg9)

35 Only species of dragonflies lethal to humans? Yup, orange.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 07:38 PM (MvF+J)

36 25 Can one have sex on that folding table when it's erect?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at June 03, 2024 07:36 PM (aFNOf)

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You might try it if you're board.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 07:38 PM (+o2mc)

37 Now nobody gets any fish.
Something you learn from siblings.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2024 07:38 PM (FhXTo)

38 I'm boycotting almost everything European.
Too civilized.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (J8LnB)

39 On drones in military operations was thinking there should be Hunter killer drones to attack other drones
Posted by: Skip

Well a Beau killer drone would be a little superfluous now.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (WtCFu)

40 I watched a bunch of eagles clean out the bed of a pickup truck parked in front the grocery store in Seward. Dude apparently didn't lock his cooler full of catch, and lost all of it. The eagles left a huge mess behind, and all you could do was watch from a safe distance.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (sRfrW)

41 25 Can one have sex on that folding table when it's erect?
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Bob Dole recommends something that can help with that.

Wait, are you talking about the folding table?

Posted by: Zombie Bob Dole at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (fs1hN)

42 I hope that table/shelf thing locks in place. I can see all sorts of messes if it don't.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2024 07:21 PM (QNSds)

If I had a shelf that turned into a table . . . Every level space gets covered in books and papers in this place, what would I do with my books?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (D7oie)

43 8 Nobody gonna help a girl out with a nood?!

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at June 03, 2024 07:26 PM (WtCFu)

I'm too shy, or I would have.

Posted by: javems at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (8I4hW)

44 goofy language trivia - orange is Naranja in Spanish. It got turned into Orange in English because "a narange" sounded goofy to say, and everyone went with "an orange."

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (S6gqv)

45 On drones in military operations was thinking there should be Hunter killer drones to attack other drones

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:37 PM

We have those in inventory. I don't know if they are deployed currently, but we some that we can deploy.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at June 03, 2024 07:40 PM (QNSds)

46 The pug getting his nails clipped was hilarious. I played it and my dog jumped up with that "WTH" look on his face.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 07:40 PM (oaGWv)

47 How could that be? The whole world was in black and white until the 70's.
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Just ask Calvin's dad!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 07:40 PM (ZdexC)

48 Note on the dash of the duck video says, "Jugs McBulge." Which one of you is responsible for this?

Posted by: scampydog at June 03, 2024 07:40 PM (41CYW)

49 44 goofy language trivia - orange is Naranja in Spanish. It got turned into Orange in English because "a narange" sounded goofy to say, and everyone went with "an orange."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (S6gqv)

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I remember the vote. It was close.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 07:40 PM (+o2mc)

50 I'm on an overnight train to London right now. But just heading to the airport to return home.

We had absolutely stunning weather, brilliant blue skies every day in Cornwall except a few clouds today. Only one rainy morning in Oxford.

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 07:41 PM (5fhuK)

51 But what colour is a green orange??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 07:42 PM (ZdexC)

52 The woman biker is hilarious. Singing Fast Car on her bike makes complete sense.

Posted by: Archimedes at June 03, 2024 07:42 PM (xCA6C)

53 51 But what colour is a green orange??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 07:42 PM (ZdexC)

Lime.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 07:43 PM (S6gqv)

54 screaming in digital have a safe trip and Godspeed

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

55 The guy with the poor hyena needs some of the same treatment. He is a**hole.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 07:43 PM (oaGWv)

56 Thanks Skip!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 07:43 PM (5fhuK)

57 German morons: "don't do this in your kitchen".

https://youtu.be/Wkqo7QQJuV8

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 03, 2024 07:44 PM (+xYe0)

58 Because of its candy orange finish, the first .50BMG revolver bombed in the marketplace.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

59 51 But what colour is a green orange??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 07:42 PM (ZdexC)

Euroweenies use the spelling colour!

I learnt the proper way to spell color from the gang wars in the 80s.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:44 PM (RUMEY)

60
Saw on Father Z's blog that today is the Feast of St. Charles Lwanga, Martyr. Lwanga, a 25 year old man who was a catechist who forcefully protected boys in his charge from the sodomite advances of King Mwanga of Uganda.

On 3 June 1886 Lwanga was separated from his charges and burned at the stake. The executioners burnt his feet until only the charred stumps remained. He survived. His tormentors promised that they would let him go if he renounced his Faith. Charles refused saying, "You are burning me, but it is as if you are pouring water over my body." They set him on fire.

As flames engulfed him he said in a loud voice, "Katonda! - My God!"

He was beatified in 1920 and declared a Saint in 1964. His Feast Day is during Pride Month.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 07:44 PM (MoZTd)

61 Save travels, SiD.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 07:45 PM (mH6SG)

62 Went into a target and their pride display was way in the back and tiny lol
Hide the pride

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 07:45 PM (Ka3bZ)

63 We use to take the train to London from Ipswich, was about a hour. Probably did that trip 30 times at least. One in London walked or took the tube around the city.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

64 "But what colour is a green orange??
Posted by: andycanuck"

What's a "colour"?

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 07:45 PM (vFG9F)

65 Thanks BFD!

Posted by: screaming in digital at June 03, 2024 07:46 PM (5fhuK)

66 The girl with the pug has arms like Jack Sparrow.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - WHY ARE YOU TRUMP SUPPORTERS SO HAPPY?!!! at June 03, 2024 07:46 PM (5lbKt)

67 German morons: "don't do this in your kitchen"

Finns, used to just do the hydraulic press.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2024 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

68 62 Went into a target and their pride display was way in the back and tiny lol
Hide the pride
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 07:45 PM (Ka3bZ

I'm sure 'Pauline' from stock crew is furiously writing corporate a nasty email!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:46 PM (RUMEY)

69 We are boycotting Europe. No fancy spellings allowed.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 07:47 PM (vFG9F)

70 Good evening, horde!

Cheese chase is hilarious. Wonder if anyone broke themselves on the way to the bottom?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2024 07:47 PM (OX9vb)

71 Euroweenies use the spelling colour!

I learnt the proper way to spell color from the gang wars in the 80s.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:44 PM (RUMEY)

that is when I learned to correctly use the word "agley"

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 07:47 PM (D7oie)

72 How come I can't have my own no go zones like they have in France.
French gangs. Doesn't that sound romantic.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2024 07:47 PM (J8LnB)

73 He was beatified in 1920 and declared a Saint in 1964. His Feast Day is during Pride Month.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Such courage

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 07:49 PM (Ka3bZ)

74 What's a "colour"?
Posted by: fd

Color's pompous cousin.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 07:49 PM (oaGWv)

75 72 How come I can't have my own no go zones like they have in France.
French gangs. Doesn't that sound romantic.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2024 07:47 PM (J8LnB

Pretty sure the Nazis created no go zones in France also.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:49 PM (RUMEY)

76 No thank you on a bike that rides in circles

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:50 PM (fwDg9)

77 Trivia night:

Name the country (no cheating), that has been invaded the most times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:50 PM (RUMEY)

78 Finns, used to just do the hydraulic press.

Posted by: DaveA at June 03, 2024 07:46 PM (FhXTo)

Right. I scrolled through their videos afterwards. YT used to put the country in the channel description but they've stopped that.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at June 03, 2024 07:50 PM (+xYe0)

79
Got the pens in the kennel swept, vacuumed and scrubbed, the floor mats power washed, the water buckets disinfected and the food buckets changed. I hurt.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 07:51 PM (MoZTd)

80 Name the country (no cheating), that has been invaded the most times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:50 PM (RUMEY)

France.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2024 07:51 PM (xcIvR)

81 Antarctica. Invaded by penguins daily.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 07:52 PM (vFG9F)

82 Name the country (no cheating), that has been invaded the most times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:50 PM (RUMEY)

France?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2024 07:53 PM (OX9vb)

83 He was beatified in 1920 and declared a Saint in 1964. His Feast Day is during Pride Month.
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Coincidentally, I just noticed that it was his feast day as I wrote down something in my calendar. As it was one from the Spiritans, I assumed he was a Spiritan martyred by e.g. 1960's Communists. Thank you for correcting my error in thought.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 07:53 PM (ZdexC)

84
Name the country (no cheating), that has been invaded the most times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

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Poland sounds like a reasonable answer.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

85 China, I guess. I mean look at it. It's asking for an invasion.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2024 07:53 PM (J8LnB)

86 Ok then, France?

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

87 Taking your little Pomeranian for a scooter ride in style. I have to get one of these for my Vespa.

Ace has a Pomeranian? I would have thought the Chuy influence would lead to more of a Chihuahua style.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 07:53 PM (a3Q+t)

88 Got the pens in the kennel swept, vacuumed and scrubbed, the floor mats power washed, the water buckets disinfected and the food buckets changed. I hurt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I hear ya. Followed 15 year old granddaughter sound 2 malls today. My feet are killing me. Did have a nice Cuban sandwich at Cheesecake Factory though.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 07:54 PM (oaGWv)

89 Name the country (no cheating), that has been invaded the most times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA

Well the USA duh.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2024 07:55 PM (PHcgL)

90 Lots of answer but no correct answer yet!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:55 PM (RUMEY)

91 Although a Pomeranian has way more of an Ewokian vibe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 07:56 PM (a3Q+t)

92 90 I'd go with Israel, or Iraq maybe (I'm talking ancient invasions.)

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 07:57 PM (MvF+J)

93 That transforming table serves no purpose unless you're a NYC yurt dweller in a laundry room size apartment that has room for one table only. Probably go over big with earth first douchebags and their tiny houses.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at June 03, 2024 07:57 PM (VwHCD)

94 Can't be France, they surrender without being invaded.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at June 03, 2024 07:57 PM (PHcgL)

95 Wind and duck wasn't what I expected

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:57 PM (fwDg9)

96 I hurt.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

I took Tank to the vet for ear infection and allergy shot. I hurt, too. But mostly in the wallet.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2024 07:58 PM (OX9vb)

97 Poland sounds like a reasonable answer.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

that would have been my guess. If you go back far enough, everyone has invaded Italy at one point or another. Especially Sicily.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 07:58 PM (S6gqv)

98
Some of those Toy breeds are nuts. I apologized at the doggie chiropractor for George wiggling too much and they said they'd take wiggling puppy over psycho Chihuahua any day.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 07:58 PM (MoZTd)

99 India. (Dot, not feather.)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t)

100 I think Poland has France beat

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:59 PM (fwDg9)

101 Ok, on country that's been invaded the most, how about Afghanistan?

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2024 07:59 PM (OX9vb)

102 "I think Poland has France beat
Posted by: Skip"

I didn't realize they'd ever gone to war against France.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at June 03, 2024 07:59 PM (ou9hh)

103 99 India. (Dot, not feather.)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 07:58 PM (a3Q+t

Winner winner. Curry dinner!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:59 PM (RUMEY)

104 Later start for work but have to drive to Philadelphia, and might take longer to get there than what I have to do.

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 08:00 PM (fwDg9)

105 We can get invaded 4000 times a week and we just give them work permits.

Posted by: fd at June 03, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

106 77 Trivia night:

Name the country (no cheating), that has been invaded the most times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 07:50 PM (RUMEY)

Poland ???

Posted by: browndog want winged hussars at June 03, 2024 08:00 PM (TTAGa)

107 Evening.
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goofy language trivia - orange is Naranja in Spanish. It got turned into Orange in English because "a narange" sounded goofy to say, and everyone went with "an orange."
Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 07:39 PM (S6gqv)

Etymonline says Orange, like so much of the English language, comes to us from French.

Posted by: Robert at June 03, 2024 08:00 PM (XPOhj)

108
Winner winner. Curry dinner!
Posted by: AlaBAMA

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Second prize is two curry dinners.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 08:00 PM (MoZTd)

109 I want pie.

Posted by: Robert at June 03, 2024 08:00 PM (XPOhj)

110 By some counts, India has been invaded over 200 times.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 08:01 PM (RUMEY)

111 If we count illegal aliens as each an individual invasion then it's The US.
Invasion/Invaded is sort of ill defined in the question. Plus some countries are way older so I will say Israel. But that is assuming an Israeli "country" back into prehistory.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2024 08:01 PM (xcIvR)

112 Somehow France and Poland seem to be allies through the ages, maybe they don't connect

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 08:01 PM (fwDg9)

113 Well I better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 08:02 PM (fwDg9)

114 Georgia appeals court set oral arguments for October 4th.
It means the trial will almost certainly not start before voters
go to the polls.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 08:03 PM (EF8GF)

115 Depends on the definition of invasion.
Taiwan has been ruled by several nations.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at June 03, 2024 08:03 PM (J8LnB)

116 110 To get the Spice to warp space.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:03 PM (MvF+J)

117 By some counts, India has been invaded over 200 times.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 08:01 PM

Only 200? Pfft.

Oh, wait, You specified country. Sorry.

Posted by: Stormy D. at June 03, 2024 08:04 PM (a3Q+t)

118 I remember an episode of Get Smart where they said Formosa rather than Taiwan.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:06 PM (ZdexC)

119 Mimosa > Formica > Formosa

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:07 PM (MvF+J)

120 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 5h
Democrats Vow To Arrest As Many Political Opponents As It Takes To Defeat Fascism
buff.ly/3LRu2Vg

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:08 PM (ZdexC)

121 screaming in digital have a safe trip and Godspeed
Posted by: Skip at June 03, 2024 07:43 PM (fwDg9)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2024 08:09 PM (T4tVD)

122 Etymonline says Orange, like so much of the English language, comes to us from French.
Posted by: Robert
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Were there ducks involved?

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2024 08:10 PM (XeU6L)

123 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2024 08:10 PM (T4tVD)

124 I want pie.
Posted by: Robert at June 03, 2024 08:00 PM (XPOhj)

Paging Soupy Sales......

Posted by: JT at June 03, 2024 08:10 PM (T4tVD)

125 I could go for a Terry's Chocolate Orange right now.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:11 PM (MvF+J)

126 Those cheese roll guys have waaay too much time on their hands.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2024 08:13 PM (XeU6L)

127 I haven't had pie in months, maybe six months or so.

dropping sugar has been an odd thing, I tried putting a teaspoon of sugar in my coffee and it didn't taste nearly as good as I remembered.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 08:13 PM (D7oie)

128 Tens of Hordians are currently looking up "Who the hell invaded India 200 times and most importantly WHY?"

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2024 08:15 PM (xcIvR)

129 Orange Pie? (sans meringue)
https://tinyurl.com/4k9ms2z8

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:16 PM (MvF+J)

130 The suicidal cheese is Stilton Blue. A Blue would obviously be one of the less joyous cheeses, and if asked how much weight was on it's shoulders, the cheese would inevitably reply: "Still, a ton."

Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 08:19 PM (Gpxn7)

131 Crossbows vs Prometheus?

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:19 PM (MvF+J)

132 >>>Taking your little Pomeranian for a scooter ride in style. I have to get one of these for my Vespa.

I don't think that the desire to accessorize your hog is a good reason to get a pet.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2024 08:20 PM (klJTj)

133 I don't think that the desire to accessorize your hog is a good reason to get a pet.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous
-----------

Well, if you have a hog, you already have a pet.

Which reminds me; What do Harleys and puppies have in common? They both leaves puddles on the floor.

Posted by: Mike hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2024 08:23 PM (XeU6L)

134 Let's invade India. Everybody's doing it!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 08:23 PM (bo7UB)

135 I could go for a Terry's Chocolate Orange right now.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

Back in the day Baskin Robbin's made a Mandarin Chocolate Sherbet. Lord was it good. Dark, dark, dark chocolate with a hint of bitter orange. Delish.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 08:24 PM (oaGWv)

136 Alexander the Great, the Moslems, the Dutch, Portuguese, French, British; don't know about the Mongols.

Addendum: Curious to see...

||The Mongol Empire launched numerous invasions into the Indian subcontinent from 1221 to 1327, with many of the later raids made by the Qaraunas of Mongol origin. The Mongols occupied parts of the subcontinent for decades.||

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:24 PM (ZdexC)

137 >>>From the Department of Useless Engineering.

Still, the circular bike is a step up from the stationary bike.

Gotta love how all the bikers are leaning into the curve.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2024 08:24 PM (klJTj)

138 Evenin'

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 08:25 PM (9Bzln)

139 >>>Just a dude bringing his pet hyena into town.

I think the muzzle was a good call.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2024 08:25 PM (klJTj)

140 Any time of the day is a good time for pie.

Posted by: Fabienne at June 03, 2024 08:26 PM (a3Q+t)

141 135 Here are the enthusiasts trying to bring back Mandarin Chocolate Sherbet:
facebook.com/groups/mcsherbet/

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:26 PM (MvF+J)

142 Bob Seger> Bruce Springsteen

Posted by: irright with a complete non-sequitor at June 03, 2024 08:27 PM (Gpxn7)

143 Dude walking his hyena.

I saw a guy in Africa walking two baboons. Not sure if they were pets or dinner.

Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 08:27 PM (9Bzln)

144 Moslem stabber in Mannheim update [BTW, the cop died yesterday]:

Disclose.tv @disclosetv 5h
UPDATE - The 25-year-old Afghan knife man had been in Germany illegally for nine years. According to local media, his asylum application had already been rejected in 2014. In the meantime, the police officer has died, and X is now censoring the video of the attack in Germany.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:28 PM (ZdexC)

145 I saw a guy in Africa walking two baboons. Not sure if they were pets or dinner.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 08:27 PM

Were they flinging poo?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

146 Orange Pie? (sans meringue)
https://tinyurl.com/4k9ms2z8
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

Cook's Country showed the making of a sour orange pie some years ago. My mom tried the recipe and it turned out very nicely.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 08:30 PM (oaGWv)

147 UPDATE - The 25-year-old Afghan knife man had been in Germany illegally for nine years. According to local media, his asylum application had already been rejected in 2014. In the meantime, the police officer has died, and X is now censoring the video of the attack in Germany.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:28 PM

We may never know the motive.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 08:31 PM (a3Q+t)

148 I do not look down on those who do, but I do not find chocolate to go well with fruity flavors. I like either, but not together.

Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 08:31 PM (Gpxn7)

149 142 Bob Seger> Bruce Springsteen

Posted by: irright with a complete non-sequitor at June 03, 2024 08:27 PM (Gpxn7)
++++

Yes! Not even open for debate.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2024 08:31 PM (klJTj)

150 145 I saw a guy in Africa walking two baboons. Not sure if they were pets or dinner.
Posted by: Puddleglum, chillin in Amish Country at June 03, 2024 08:27 PM

Were they flinging poo?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at June 03, 2024 08:29 PM (a3Q+t)

maybe they were walking him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at June 03, 2024 08:32 PM (S6gqv)

151 India. It's just so invadable!

- India dept of tourism

Posted by: AlaBAMA at June 03, 2024 08:32 PM (RUMEY)

152 I wanna know how he got the muzzle ON the hyena.

Posted by: IrishEi at June 03, 2024 08:34 PM (3ImbR)

153 Disgusting... see the second Xtweet in particular:

Joel Berry @JoelWBerry 7h
A DC judge just sentenced 75-year-old Paulette Harlow, who is in poor health, to 2 years in prison for praying outside an abortion clinic. Her husband fears she might die there.

Joel Berry @JoelWBerry 7h
The sentencing was passed by Judge Kollar-Kotelly. After Harlow's husband begged for mercy, expressing his fear that his wife would die alone in prison, the judge taunted that maybe Harlow would "make an effort to remain alive” because that is a “tenet of [Harlow’s] religion.”

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:36 PM (ZdexC)

154 I like either, but not together.
Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 08:31 PM (Gpxn7)

There are at least two of us, then.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at June 03, 2024 08:36 PM (OX9vb)

155 Mandarin Chocolate Sherbet:

There was a recipe for Chocolate Sherbet in the Swenson's ice cream making manual back when I made ice cream at a Swenson's in the late 80's.
I could never get the owners to let me make a batch though.
"that sounds gross"
I sure wish I could find that ice cream machine.
Work of art it was. I can't even find pictures of it.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2024 08:36 PM (xcIvR)

156 >>I think the muzzle was a good call.

Taking it off, not so much.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 08:36 PM (LkLld)

157 Manhattan: Federal prosecutors had The chief financial officer of The Epoch Times arrested and charged with leading a scheme to launder at least $67 million in illicit funds.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 08:37 PM (EF8GF)

158 Judge Kollar-Kotelly, alumnus of Catholic U of America?
https://tinyurl.com/m4kcnmzx

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:38 PM (MvF+J)

159 >>I saw a guy in Africa walking two baboons.

How was his hair?

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 08:39 PM (LkLld)

160 UPDATE - The 25-year-old Afghan knife man had been in Germany illegally for nine years. According to local media, his asylum application had already been rejected in 2014. In the meantime, the police officer has died, and X is now censoring the video of the attack in Germany.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:28 PM

We may never know the motive.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

That cop was attacked while trying to restrain a victim of the stabber who was trying to defend himself. In the meantime the stabber plunges knife in cop's back. Talk about idiot law enforcement priorities.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 08:40 PM (oaGWv)

161 -
I think the muzzle was a good call.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at June 03, 2024 08:25 PM-
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Agreed. I think I was the first to stipulate one in my marriage vows.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at June 03, 2024 08:41 PM (Gpxn7)

162 "the judge taunted that maybe Harlow would "make an effort to remain alive” because that is a “tenet of [Harlow’s] religion.”"

That's a types ... deletes.

Please let it be a reversible error on appeal.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:41 PM (MvF+J)

163 The sentencing was passed by Judge Kollar-Kotelly. After Harlow's husband begged for mercy, expressing his fear that his wife would die alone in prison, the judge taunted that maybe Harlow would "make an effort to remain alive” because that is a “tenet of [Harlow’s] religion.”

That right there is pure, unadulterated evil.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 08:41 PM (mH6SG)

164 There was something about the Epoch Times that put them on my ignore list a long time ago but I can't remember what it was.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2024 08:41 PM (xcIvR)

165 "the judge taunted that maybe Harlow would "make an effort to remain alive” because that is a “tenet of [Harlow’s] religion.”"

Here's me if I had been in the courtroom:
youtube.com/watch?v=PiEHF_I7IVs

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:44 PM (MvF+J)

166 157 Manhattan: Federal prosecutors had The chief financial officer of The Epoch Times arrested and charged with leading a scheme to launder at least $67 million in illicit funds.
_______

The justice system in NY is inverted. I feel confident to predict this guy is innocent of the charges but will be judged guilty on all counts without needing to know anything else about the case.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2024 08:44 PM (fs1hN)

167 Stan's minions certainly are hard at work.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 08:45 PM (mH6SG)

168
That right there is pure, unadulterated evil.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at June 03, 2024 08:41 PM (mH6SG)

And then, no doubt, he laughed. See, insects? Do not challenge the State!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 08:46 PM (MoZTd)

169 That cop was attacked while trying to restrain a victim of the stabber who was trying to defend himself. In the meantime the stabber plunges knife in cop's back. Talk about idiot law enforcement priorities.
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Yeah. I was wondering about that.

Still photos here:
https://tinyurl.com/tm3f9f5u

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:46 PM (ZdexC)

170 The outspoken MTG explains the reality Fauci hearings to media person.

https://tinyurl.com/mppv7xh7

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 08:47 PM (EF8GF)

171 And then, no doubt, he laughed. See, insects? Do not challenge the State!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 08:46 PM (MoZTd)

"She", Hadrian. Judge is a c***.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 08:47 PM (RpFn0)

172 168 It's a she. A nominally Catholic she.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:47 PM (MvF+J)

173 There was a recipe for Chocolate Sherbet in the Swenson's ice cream making manual back when I made ice cream at a Swenson's in the late 80's.
I could never get the owners to let me make a batch though.
"that sounds gross"
I sure wish I could find that ice cream machine.
Work of art it was. I can't even find pictures of it.
Posted by: Reforger

My grandmother's second husband owned an ice cream parlor. Made all his own ice cream. When we visited we could order anything we wanted. Having never had one,I ordered a banana split. It was glorious.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 08:48 PM (oaGWv)

174 And then, no doubt, he laughed. See, insects? Do not challenge the State!
____

I thought the evil judge, a product of Jesuit higher education, was a woman. I could be wrong, maybe it's a they/them legion of demons.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2024 08:49 PM (fs1hN)

175 My grandmother's second husband owned an ice cream parlor. Made all his own ice cream. When we visited we could order anything we wanted. Having never had one,I ordered a banana split. It was glorious.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 08:48 PM (oaGWv)
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There've been a couple of occasions where I've had a banana split. It was never disappointing.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 03, 2024 08:49 PM (mUnoX)

176 At the Wells-Fargo "Center" [sic; very sic]

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 3h
.@NHL hockey team Philadelphia Flyers' mascot raises the progress pride flag at a flag raising ceremony

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:49 PM (ZdexC)

177
"She", Hadrian. Judge is a c***.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 08:47 PM (RpFn0)

Thanks for the correction. A regular Madame de Clairwil, that one.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 08:50 PM (MoZTd)

178 A judge shitting on a defendant's religion HAS to be appealable. Even during sentencing. Even in f'n ClownWorld.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:50 PM (MvF+J)

179 I thought the evil judge, a product of Jesuit higher education, was a woman. I could be wrong, maybe it's a they/them legion of demons.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2024 08:49 PM (fs1hN)

If the Pope was not worthless, he would excommunicate her.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 08:50 PM (RpFn0)

180 I thought the evil judge, a product of Jesuit higher education, was a woman. I could be wrong, maybe it's a they/them legion of demons.
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Yes, white bitch.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:50 PM (ZdexC)

181
NHL hockey team Philadelphia Flyers' mascot raises the progress pride flag at a flag raising ceremony
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:49 PM (ZdexC)

And they canned Kate Smith several years ago.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 08:51 PM (MoZTd)

182 Stan's minions certainly are hard at work.
Posted by: Notorious BFD
--------

Going to and fro on the earth, walking back and forth on it.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, now with a capital H at June 03, 2024 08:52 PM (XeU6L)

183 Still photos here:
https://tinyurl.com/tm3f9f5u
Posted by: andycanuck

Yep the guy with the white pants was fighting back against the stabber. So who does the cop go after. The stabber? Noooo. Instead the victim gets taken down and the cop leaves his back open for the stabber. Just insane.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 08:53 PM (oaGWv)

184 Thanks for the email, AOP.

I sent you a reply.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:53 PM (ZdexC)

185
A judge shitting on a defendant's religion HAS to be appealable. Even during sentencing. Even in f'n ClownWorld.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:50 PM (MvF+J)

Well, if she does die in prison, it will be for the Faith. And while she rests in the bosom of the Lord, said judge will be burning in the fires of Hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 08:53 PM (MoZTd)

186 And then, no doubt, he laughed. See, insects? Do not challenge the State!
_______

Kind of like Biden's smirk when asked if Trump was his political prisoner.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2024 08:54 PM (fs1hN)

187
There was something about the Epoch Times that put them on my ignore list a long time ago but I can't remember what it was.
Posted by: Reforger

Falun Gong?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 08:54 PM (63Dwl)

188 Phuck the Flyers.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 08:55 PM (6FvSX)

189 It rained. Then it stopped.

I was starting to make my way to this little restaurant across the street when I started to realize none of the signs were lit up. Power went out.

Every one is leaving the restaurant. They're not gonna sell nothin' in the dark.

Go back to truck.

Looks like power is back but it's pissing down rain again. Anyway they close at eight.

Yeah, no pie tonight.

Posted by: Robert at June 03, 2024 08:56 PM (rret7)

190 So let me get this straight...

President Trump was charged with a Felony from a case that was originally a MISDEMENOR from 2006 (Statutes of limitations DUH!!!) But this gets elevated to a FELONY in 2024 and they sham it into a CONVICTION???

If they can do this to him, they can do this to anybody.

Theme of "JAWS" to the Democrap Party.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 08:57 PM (TDvv2)

191 I very much enjoy the correlation of they/them to "We are legion."
Makes me smile. It's probably a sin. I am a sinner.

Posted by: irright at June 03, 2024 08:57 PM (Gpxn7)

192 "Going to and fro on the earth, walking back and forth on it."

I read Job yesterday, coincidentally.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:57 PM (MvF+J)

193 I read Job yesterday, coincidentally.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:57 PM (MvF+J)

Any good action?

Posted by: Robert at June 03, 2024 08:58 PM (rret7)

194 Just insane.
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Thanks for the confirmation. I saw stills of the guy in the bright blue windbreaker being restrained by the cop but saw the stabber was wearing a different coat that had me saying "WTF??" to myself.

BTW, the NeverTrump dick Ian Miles Cheong is defending the cop's actions and saying what we can plainly see with our eyes in the still photos is a lie.

More stills here:
https://tinyurl.com/mrxbe2dz

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)

195 Rain pie. Precipitation pie. Storm pie. Low Barometric pie.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:59 PM (MvF+J)

196 Yeah, no pie tonight.
Posted by: Robert

I have a Marie Callender's Razzleberry pie in the freezer. I could bake it and shove a piece across the internet to you.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:00 PM (oaGWv)

197 Rain pie. Precipitation pie. Storm pie. Low Barometric pie.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 08:59 PM (MvF+J)
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I'd think that rain pie would be on the runny side.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at June 03, 2024 09:00 PM (mUnoX)

198 Yes, the real federal FEC law is just a misdemeanor that saw Hillary simply fined over writing-off the various Russiagate bribes; and Obama fined for illegally turning off the credit card verification system to launder illegal donations from abroad.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 09:01 PM (ZdexC)

199 Well, if she does die in prison, it will be for the Faith. And while she rests in the bosom of the Lord, said judge will be burning in the fires of Hell.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 08:53 PM (MoZTd)

Candidate for wings.

Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2024 09:02 PM (xcIvR)

200 Activision is releasing very special rainbow skins for Call of Duty for Pride Month.

https://shorturl.at/FJhJB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, The Outlaw Donald Trump 2024 at June 03, 2024 09:02 PM (L/fGl)

201 181

Damn, thought Hockey of all the sports would be a firewall from this putrid month we now have to endure.

Damn Shame...

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 09:03 PM (TDvv2)

202 197 Ice pie.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:04 PM (MvF+J)

203
Activision is releasing very special rainbow skins for Call of Duty for Pride Month.

What kind of "duty" are we talking about?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 09:04 PM (63Dwl)

204 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 20m
MORE TRANS VIOLENCE
Victoria Greyson was arrested in Chicago for beating a man to d*ath then concealing the d*ath. Law enforcement found the body of the victim in an apartment. Victoria is charged with 2 felonies.

The media is referring to him as a woman.

TRANS VIOLENCE IS VIOLENCE

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 09:05 PM (ZdexC)

205
Any good action?
Posted by: Robert
--------

We may have been mistaken about some things...

Posted by: Comforters of Job. at June 03, 2024 09:05 PM (XeU6L)

206 More stills here:
https://tinyurl.com/mrxbe2dz
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

That's quite a big knife the stabber has. Where did I read about the attack last night. It must have been the NY Post or a link to the Daily Mail from Insty. Can't remember which. Anyway people in the comments section were stating "WTF" we're the police thinking also.

The

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:06 PM (oaGWv)

207 Activision is releasing very special rainbow skins for Call of Duty for Pride Month.

What kind of "duty" are we talking about?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 09:04 PM (63Dwl)

Full time meat gazer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at June 03, 2024 09:06 PM (6FvSX)

208 BTW, the NeverTrump dick Ian Miles Cheong is defending the cop's actions and saying what we can plainly see with our eyes in the still photos is a lie.
____

And the injured 'far-right' guy that the soon to be deceased cop was in the process of arresting is shown later with his hands handcuffed behind his back and his forehead on the pavement. He probably said something like 'Auslander raus' as he was being attacked, which if I understand German law, carries worse legal consequences than being 'stabby while migrant'.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2024 09:07 PM (fs1hN)

209 Can't move.

Got a kitty on my lap.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 09:07 PM (llON8)

210 Idiot alert!

Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok 3h
CT State Rep Liz Linehan (D) just deleted this post where she boasted about wanting to heckle Trump and flipped off Trump Tower.

She seems stable...

https://tinyurl.com/p27ccxh9
screencap of the Xtweet incl. Pride crap.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 09:08 PM (ZdexC)

211 "Any good action?" Only the third time I've read it in a lifetime. It's deep. I'll have to consult commentaries.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:08 PM (MvF+J)

212 >>>@155 Mandarin Chocolate Sherbet: There was a recipe for Chocolate Sherbet in the Swenson's ice cream making manual back when I made ice cream at a Swenson's in the late 80's ... I sure wish I could find that ice cream machine. Work of art it was. I can't even find pictures of it.
Posted by: Reforger at June 03, 2024 08:36 PM (xcIvR)
============
NINJA NC301 CREAMi ICE CREAM MAKER ... Turns
almost anything into ice cream, sorbet, milkshakes,
and more ... Wattage: 800 watts. Voltage: 120 volts

Posted by: Kathy at June 03, 2024 09:08 PM (p69D5)

213 What color was our color revolution?

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2024 09:10 PM (rsqyi)

214 Y'all should check out "Tiny House Hunters." It's awesome. You get to see a parade of America's dumbest marks get rooked by a pair of America's cheesiest charlatans, over and over again.

And then, after these charlatans shovel these marks into childrens' treehou$e$, they *come back* months later to film the marks pretending they haven't made a horrible mistake. It's precious. The marks always have quiet desperation radiating from their forced smiles.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 09:11 PM (0FoWg)

215 213 Clown Nose.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:11 PM (MvF+J)

216 And the injured 'far-right' guy that the soon to be deceased cop was in the process of arresting is shown later with his hands handcuffed behind his back and his forehead on the pavement.
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Yeah, one of the #169 stills shows the cop kneeling on the pro-German YouTuber's back like GEORGE FLOYD!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 09:11 PM (ZdexC)

217 >> What color was our color revolution?

Purple.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 09:12 PM (LkLld)

218 216 Next week: Guy who got stabbed gets out of the hospital. Goes home. Tweets out "It sucks to get stabbed." Cops kick in his door for hate crime.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:14 PM (MvF+J)

219 NINJA NC301 CREAMi ICE CREAM MAKER ... Turns
almost anything into ice cream, sorbet, milkshakes,
and more ... Wattage: 800 watts. Voltage: 120 volts
Posted by: Kathy

Ooo. It make sorbet and gelato too.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:14 PM (oaGWv)

220 What color was our color revolution?
______

Gray.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at June 03, 2024 09:14 PM (fs1hN)

221 >>> 217 What color was our color revolution?
==
Purple.
Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 09:12 PM (LkLld)

The Clintons wore purple the morning after her loss.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 09:14 PM (llON8)

222 I've never quite understood Falun Gong. Everything credible that I've read makes it sound pretty benign. I figured the demonization comes solely from the CCP, which is terrified of any broad-based organization it doesn't control.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at June 03, 2024 09:15 PM (bo7UB)

223 Ooo. It make sorbet and gelato too.
Posted by: Tuna

I saw Sorbet open for Gelato at the Ice House back in the Ice Age.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 09:15 PM (WXNFJ)

224 What color was our color revolution?
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at June 03, 2024 09:10 PM (rsqyi)

Taupe.

Posted by: Robert at June 03, 2024 09:15 PM (rret7)

225 219 To make things cold, it should use negative 800W.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:16 PM (MvF+J)

226 Falun Gong is anti-Communist. That's all I know about them, because I can't be bothered to learn more. It's all I need to know.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 09:17 PM (0FoWg)

227 Got a kitty on my lap.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at June 03, 2024 09:07 PM (llON

++++

Sure, I'd like to pet it if you would remove that damn cat.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at June 03, 2024 09:17 PM (klJTj)

228 > What color was our color revolution?
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Nude

Posted by: Martini Farmer at June 03, 2024 09:17 PM (Q4IgG)

229 What color was our color revolution?

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Whatever the lamest color is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 09:19 PM (0FoWg)

230 Whatever the lamest color is.
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Salmon

Posted by: Comforters of Job. at June 03, 2024 09:20 PM (XeU6L)

231 At her 2016 concession speech Hillary wore a purple blouse. Bill wore a purple tie.

At Biden's inauguration, Dr Jill wore purple. Harris wore purple. Mike Obama wore purple. And Hillary once again wore purple.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)

232 Nine Commentaries on the Communist Party, by Epoch Times:
https://tinyurl.com/cjmuw544

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:20 PM (MvF+J)

233 ICE CREAM ... There is also a special bowl accessory for KitchenAid Stand Mixers which can make frozen desserts.

Posted by: Kathy at June 03, 2024 09:21 PM (p69D5)

234 230 Seafoam.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:21 PM (MvF+J)

235 At Biden's inauguration, Dr Jill wore purple. Harris wore purple. Mike Obama wore purple. And Hillary once again wore purple.
Posted by: JackStraw
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Where's the people-eater when you need it?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2024 09:22 PM (XeU6L)

236 I saw Sorbet open for Gelato at the Ice House back in the Ice Age.
Posted by: Tonypete

Hey Tonypete was the Venetian pizza place on north campus still around when you were at OSU?

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:23 PM (oaGWv)

237 Hm, Tim Pool grew up in Wrigleyville like I did.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:24 PM (MvF+J)

238 [O/T Headline seen at CTH:] Sheila Jackson-Lee Announces Pancreatic Cancer Diagnosis

Anyway ...

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 09:25 PM (bu09+)

239
What color was our color revolution?

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Brown splatter

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at June 03, 2024 09:25 PM (MoZTd)

240 Activision is releasing very special rainbow skins for Call of Duty for Pride Month.

https://shorturl.at/FJhJB

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

It's worse. I posted earlier that the skins pack includes transgender flag ammo. Given what we've seen in the last year, that's completely tone deaf.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2024 09:26 PM (hCzfy)

241 Hold it...how come 'Ohio State U.' insists on 'The Ohio State U', but OSU gets away with just 'OSU'

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at June 03, 2024 09:26 PM (XeU6L)

242 At her 2016 concession speech Hillary wore a purple blouse. Bill wore a purple tie.

At Biden's inauguration, Dr Jill wore purple. Harris wore purple. Mike Obama wore purple. And Hillary once again wore purple.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 09:20 PM (LkLld)

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Obama himself had a purple hickey on his neck the size of Reggie's mouth.

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 09:26 PM (bu09+)

243 Hey Tonypete was the Venetian pizza place on north campus still around when you were at OSU?
Posted by: Tuna

Yes Ma'am!! I loved that place.

Posted by: Tonypete at June 03, 2024 09:27 PM (WXNFJ)

244 At Biden's inauguration, Dr Jill wore purple. Harris wore purple. Mike Obama wore purple. And Hillary once again wore purple.
Posted by: JackStraw

"Yeah, looks like a big bruise"

--- Drop Dead Fred

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 09:27 PM (D7oie)

245 Actually making cheese at the moment. It is not, however, suicidal.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 03, 2024 09:28 PM (h3xgS)

246 If it's not Wensleydale, it's second rate cheese.

Posted by: Wallace at June 03, 2024 09:31 PM (XeU6L)

247 You get purple by mixing red and blue. Uniparty like.

Posted by: JackStraw at June 03, 2024 09:31 PM (LkLld)

248 What color was our color revolution?

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Whatever the lamest color is.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 09:19 PM (0FoWg)

Salmon

Posted by: Comforters of Job. at June 03, 2024 09:20 PM (XeU6L)

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"Mauve."

/obligatory Diane Chambers "Cheers" reference

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 09:32 PM (bu09+)

249 245 Don't make Herkimer. We're boycotting NY.

Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead at June 03, 2024 09:32 PM (MvF+J)

250 So let me get this straight...

President Trump was charged with a Felony from a case that was originally a MISDEMENOR from 2006 (Statutes of limitations DUH!!!) But this gets elevated to a FELONY in 2024 and they sham it into a CONVICTION???

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For "campaign violations" and "election interference" for a "hush money" payment made in January of 2017 -- TWO MONTHS after the f*cking election.

"Show me the #BadOrangeMan, and I will make up the crime ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 09:34 PM (bu09+)

251
--- Drop Dead Fred
Posted by: Kindltot

Was that the guy who was too sexy for his shirt?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

252 [id]"Mauve."

/obligatory Diane Chambers "Cheers" reference
Posted by: ShainS -- We Are All 'Convicted Felons' Now at June 03, 2024 09:32 PM (bu09+)

Yep. Mauve On.org

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 09:34 PM (D7oie)

253 GEORGE FLOYD was a CSPOS DRUG DEALER that swallowed his product when PD busted him and died on the street IN SPITE of of PD kneeling on his neck.

Saint George? SMD

Oh...and Catlin Clark filling up arenas while the Black Girls are bitching up a storm cuz...she aint black...

"note to Black self"

Maybe she brings power and excitement and "DA MONEY" like you little hood rats NEVER DID...

Suck on dat.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 09:34 PM (TDvv2)

254 196 Yeah, no pie tonight.
Posted by: Robert

I have a Marie Callender's Razzleberry pie in the freezer. I could bake it and shove a piece across the internet to you.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:00 PM

Edwards Pies are great! My favorite is the Turtle Creme pie.

Posted by: Moonbeam at June 03, 2024 09:36 PM (rbKZ6)

255 Was that the guy who was too sexy for his shirt?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at June 03, 2024 09:34 PM (63Dwl)

Since it was a vehicle for Rik Mayall, yes, this is true for a certain value of "sexy" based on the costume he wore for the film

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 09:36 PM (D7oie)

256 We often choose to insult others with the same insults that hurt the most when they were used against us
My guess is that this shows up on the posts here.
Posted by: Paul
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I see. And when did you first begin to feel this way?

Posted by: Taking Clinical notes at June 03, 2024 09:38 PM (XeU6L)

257 I dunno Paul, personally I was never hurt by the comment "dumber than a pig's clitoris" but you seemed to take umbrage at it.

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 09:38 PM (D7oie)

258 And a selection of some of the head shakingly stupid headlines from the MSN news feed:

"I had a great time at my pro Palestinian College reunion."

"As Trump guilty verdicts sinks in why are Republicans still supporting a convicted felon?"

"Why aren't Americans willing to believe good news on crime?"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 09:39 PM (XkYcA)

259 I don't fuck dudes, so when I call Paul a faggot, his dimestore psychoanalysis falls apart.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 09:39 PM (0FoWg)

260 alk about idiot law enforcement priorities.
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Yeah. I was wondering about that.

Still photos here:
https://tinyurl.com/tm3f9f5u
Posted by: andycanuck
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Remember, when you purchase those leather collars and dickies accept nothing but the best. You want bull hide.

Posted by: Braenyard at June 03, 2024 09:39 PM (EF8GF)

261 Posted by: Taking Clinical notes at June 03, 2024 09:38 PM (XeU6L)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 09:39 PM (XkYcA)

262 More stills here:
https://tinyurl.com/mrxbe2dz
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 08:59 PM (ZdexC)

About the only bright spot in this affair is that it may translate into votes for the AfD party next election.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 09:40 PM (unvNj)

263 No love for me?

Posted by: Puce at June 03, 2024 09:42 PM (a3Q+t)

264 Don't make Herkimer. We're boycotting NY.
Posted by: Apply gp Directly To Forehead

Nothing artisan at Casa Sock Monkey. Farmers cheese with dill added. Renat is still on order so the white cheddar has to wait. Need to use up a couple gallons of goat milk.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Sanity and Madness at June 03, 2024 09:43 PM (h3xgS)

265 Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2024 09:26 PM (hCzfy)

I'll probably be sorry that I asked this question

but what is a "skin pack"?

Is it something to carry ammunition, which is what it sounds like, but "rainbow skin packs" has an unfortunate connotation when combined with Pride month.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 09:43 PM (XkYcA)

266 Yeah, one of the #169 stills shows the cop kneeling on the pro-German YouTuber's back like GEORGE FLOYD!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 09:11 PM (ZdexC)

Kind of hard to feel sorry for the Nazi cop.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 09:43 PM (unvNj)

267 European sham elections don't matter any more than ours.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 09:44 PM (0FoWg)

268 Hey Tonypete was the Venetian pizza place on north campus still around when you were at OSU?
Posted by: Tuna

Yes Ma'am!! I loved that place.
Posted by: Tonypete

Andy Capp's? Quisnos on Chittenden? Just revisiting old memories tonight.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:47 PM (oaGWv)

269 I don't fuck dudes, so when I call Paul a faggot, his dimestore psychoanalysis falls apart.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at June 03, 2024 09:39 PM (0FoWg)

As indeed his asshole is.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 09:47 PM (unvNj)

270 I'll probably be sorry that I asked this question but what is a "skin pack"?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Yeah, it sounds worse than it is. It's just a pack of textures for items in the game, changing their appearance or "re-skinning" them. This package gives new skins to some weapon and ammo types.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2024 09:48 PM (hCzfy)

271 Yeah, it sounds worse than it is. It's just a pack of textures for items in the game, changing their appearance or "re-skinning" them. This package gives new skins to some weapon and ammo types.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2024 09:48 PM (hCzfy)

So your AK-47 winds up looking like a giant purple dildo?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at June 03, 2024 09:49 PM (unvNj)

272 Did people like Oppenheimer? I just watched the first hour and it's fucking Yawnsville USA.

Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 09:50 PM (lX8VI)

273 I'll probably be sorry that I asked this question but what is a "skin pack"?

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Sometimes it's your own body fat. Sometimes it's saline. Sometimes it's Quik-Krete. Basically, whatever's handy.

Posted by: Kim K at June 03, 2024 09:51 PM (0FoWg)

274 "Hey Tonypete was the Venetian pizza place on north campus still around when you were at OSU?
Posted by: Tuna"

Another data point: the Venetian was there when I was at OSU in the late 80's...

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at June 03, 2024 09:52 PM (/HDaX)

275 272 Did people like Oppenheimer? I just watched the first hour and it's fucking Yawnsville USA.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 09:50 PM (lX8VI)

Yeah
Angsty bs

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at June 03, 2024 09:52 PM (Ka3bZ)

276 The GSP is petting the other dogs because they are so good! I miss my Faust. He was too smart. Scary smart. Oh his face when he found out he had to raise a kitten!

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 09:54 PM (p4NUW)

277 Another data point: the Venetian was there when I was at OSU in the late 80's...
Posted by: Additional Blond Agent

Another Buckeye. Nice to know it was still there, murals and all, when you were there.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:55 PM (oaGWv)

278 eugyppius on substack discusses the stabbing of the German police officer by an Afghani only identified as Sulieman, and the subsequent demonization by the the German press of the "extreme right wing of politics"

https://tinyurl.com/3ax6734n

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 09:57 PM (D7oie)

279 Look at everyone refreshing for the ONT. I usually spark new threads when I post, so let’s see what happens. 😂

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 09:57 PM (p4NUW)

280 Did people like Oppenheimer? I just watched the first hour and it's fucking Yawnsville USA.
Posted by: ... a

I keep thinking I need to watch it. You know it being Best Picture and Best Actor and all but somehow can't bring myself to do it.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 09:58 PM (oaGWv)

281 Dear EGYPT...you craven c**ksuckers

No wonder FJB, Qatar, Syria, Jordan, and probably the UAE in some part, did not want the IDF rolling into RAFAH because they found the 12 tunnels that were bored from GAZZA INTO EGYPT!!! Some big enough for trucks with arms!!!

Yep, the game is now known you craven POS's

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 09:59 PM (TDvv2)

282 Look at everyone refreshing for the ONT. I usually spark new threads when I post, so let’s see what happens. 😂
Posted by: Piper

The Cafe thread wants to drop you like a hot potato.

Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 10:01 PM (oaGWv)

283 Posted by: Grudge Harbor at June 03, 2024 09:48 PM (hCzfy)

Thanks. I'm not alone here, obviously in finding the concept "Gay Pride" stupid. I always found it stupid, even when I was a voting Democrat. If you were born that way, why are you proud of your sexual orientation? If you were groomed into it are you proud that you became gay because you were groomed into it?. It's not like skill such as teaching oneself the guitar or a foreign language or some admirable personality trait such as having a good work ethic. I'm not proud of my heterosexual orientation. Douglas Murray, gay British conservative wrote last year during pride month, "I am so over the rainbow." He's tired of all the gay pride stuff and thinks that your sexual orientation is akin to being proud of having blue eyes. How is buying rainbow flags supporting individual people who happen to be gay that you think are nice people and appreciate their company?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at June 03, 2024 10:02 PM (XkYcA)

284 282 The Cafe thread wants to drop you like a hot potato.
Posted by: Tuna at June 03, 2024 10:01

Wouldn’t be the first time, I’m afraid.

Posted by: Piper at June 03, 2024 10:02 PM (p4NUW)

285 Hi Piper, can you grow guava trees in your region?

Posted by: Kindltot at June 03, 2024 10:03 PM (D7oie)

286 I say...

Nuke em.

Posted by: Nightwatch at June 03, 2024 10:03 PM (TDvv2)

287 ONT nood

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at June 03, 2024 10:06 PM (ZdexC)

288 Dear Ukraine: you won’t be in NATO because that is an organization for countries that have their shit together (which is why Canada and Turkey must be kicked out). So quit asking.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 10:46 PM (8sMut)

289 272 Did people like Oppenheimer? I just watched the first hour and it's fucking Yawnsville USA.
Posted by: ... at June 03, 2024 09:50 PM (lX8VI)

It’s like a Stephen King novel: lacking artistic restraint. It could use much editing.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at June 03, 2024 10:47 PM (8sMut)

290 Gas lit London what prowls the Streets after Dark? Look out for Edgar Alan Crow the Bird, Human, Hybrid

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at June 04, 2024 04:44 PM (wGqjj)

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