Surprise! GDP is <i>UNEXPECTEDLY</i> Revised Downward

Surprise! GDP is UNEXPECTEDLY Revised Downward

Via Beege Wellborn, the government "revised" its previous estimate of last quarter's growth.

You will not be surprised that the Bureau of Economic Analysts once again over-estimated the growth of the economy under a Democrat president.

It was projected to be low at 1.6%. Now it's even worse at 1.3%.

As Biden babbles and lies that you've never had it better, and that your delusionary belief that prices are higher and your income is lower is all due to "corporate greed" and "sizeflation," the grim reality is that Americans have lost $1.3 TRILLION in disposable income since Biden was installed-through-"fortification" into office.

More at the link. Manufacturing has tipped into recession territory, too.

VodkaPundit: The recession's back on, Jack!

The bad news the media and Regime have been hiding for so long is now trickling out.

Yahoo Finance: US economy grew at a slower pace than initially thought in Q1. "The update to the first quarter growth metric 'primarily reflected a downward revision to consumer spending,' per the BEA. Personal consumption in the first quarter grew at 2%, down from a prior reading of 2.5%."

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NAR: Pending Home Sales Slumped 7.7% in April. "The Pending Home Sales Index (PHSI)* -- a forward-looking indicator of home sales based on contract signings -- decreased to 72.3 in April. Year over year, pending transactions were down 7.4%. An index of 100 is equal to the level of contract activity in 2001."
People buying homes generate all kinds of positive downstream effects as they fill those homes with new furniture and appliances. Plus, real estate agent's livelihoods depend on sales commissions. When home sales dry up, so do the downstream benefits.

CNN: Why the Dow has fallen 1,000 points in the last three days. "New economic data on Thursday showed that US gross domestic product in the first quarter was revised lower (1.3% from 1.6%) and that personal consumption is slowing. That's a sign that economic expansion is cooling."
But how robust is that economic expansion, truly? Despite the low unemployment rate and big population growth fueled by massive illegal immigration, there are still fewer full-time jobs than there were before the COVID lockdowns. If you subtract Biden's massive deficit spending -- inflationary funny money printed up to goose growth -- we've been in a recession for almost his entire administration.
I don't care how "robust" anybody tries to tell me the economy is when I read headlines like this one from KABC: Nearly 80% of Americans now see fast food as a 'luxury,' survey says.

I have always considered fast food to be a luxury. I guess I'm just Streets Ahead of the Trend.

Tell your friends and loved ones-- My boy Ace, he's Streets Ahead of the Trend.

Billionaires are defecting to Trump.

A flood of elite GOP donors and Trump-curious tycoons have come off the sidelines in recent weeks in support of the former president, who is rapidly closing his fundraising gap with President Biden.
The big picture: Trump's mega-donors defected in droves after Jan. 6 and Republicans' abysmal performance in the 2022 midterms. After flirting with alternate candidates in the GOP primary, many are getting back behind Trump.
The latest is casino billionaire Miriam Adelson, who plans to pour millions into reviving the pro-Trump super PAC Preserve America, Politico reported Thursday.
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Driving the news: Hedge fund billionaire Bill Ackman, who has crusaded against DEI policies and antisemitism on college campuses, is likely to endorse Trump as well, the Financial Times reported Thursday.
Blackstone CEO Steve Schwarzman told Axios last week that he would support and donate to Trump after previously calling for "a new generation of leaders."
Activist investor Nelson Peltz, who said he regretted voting for Trump after the Capitol attack, hosted the former president at his Florida mansion in March.
Elon Musk, who met with Trump at Peltz's home, now speaks to the former president multiple times per month and is organizing dinner parties to whip elite opposition against Biden.
David Sacks and Chamath Palihapitiya, tech investors and hosts of the popular "All In" podcast, are hosting a Silicon Valley fundraiser for Trump on June 6.
Between the lines: Trump, who spent much of the primary season drowning in legal bills, has ramped up his fundraising appeals with audacious promises to top donors, the Washington Post reports.

"Audacious promises." Nothing like Biden tyrannically ordering billions of dollars of wealth transfers from Trump voters to Biden voters!

Unrelated: A snap poll finds that Trump gained favorability since the verdict.

I got this from Ed Morrissey, who says snap polls are usually unreliable. I have no idea either way about snap polls specifically, but take a grain of salt.

But take that grain of salt later, after you've allowed yourself to gloat about this for an hour or so.

Donald Trump gets a SIX-POINT bump in approval after being found guilty on 34 counts according to snap Daily Mail poll: 'I think it was a waste of taxpayer money'
JL Partners used a panel of 403 likely voters to asses the impact of guilty verdict
The results showed an improvement in Trump's favorability ratings
Read more: The blunders that undermined Trump's defense in hush money case

Teflon Don rides again, according to an exclusive snap poll for DailyMail.com which found that the guilty verdict in Manhattan only improved the former president's standing with likely voters ahead of the 2024 election.
Of those who said the 34 guilty counts had changed their view of Donald Trump, 22 percent said they now had a more favorable rating compared with 16 percent who said they viewed him more negatively.
That six-point net positive result is another sign of the way the businessman-turned-politician seems able to ride out crises that would sink anyone else.
The video player is currently playing an ad.
In a tight election, it could be enough to get him across the finish line.
'I think it was a waste of taxpayer money and will help propel Trump to a victory,' said a 42-year-old hip hop DJ from Illinois, who voted for Joe Biden in 2020.
J.L. Partners polled 403 likely voters immediately after Thursday's guilty verdict to assess its impact on the November election. The results suggest a slight bump for Trump
J.L. Partners polled 403 likely voters immediately after Thursday's guilty verdict to assess its impact on the November election. The results suggest a slight bump for Trump.
In particular, the numbers show a four-point net positive impact among independent voters, the group that could decide who is the next president in November.
At the same time, the Trump campaign said it had enjoyed a fundraising bonanza in the hours after the verdict, bringing in $34.8 million from small dollar donors--nearly double its record daily haul.
Our poll was conducted in the hours after a jury foreman at Manhattan criminal court announced 34 guilty verdicts.
J.L. Partners used an online panel of 400 likely voters to assess the impact on the election.
Respondents were asked to explain their opinion.
Not surprisingly, many Trump fans denounced the trial as a 'sham' or a 'witch hunt,' using the candidate's own language.

This doesn't sound credible to me:

But plenty of people who voted for him in 2020 said they were horrified by what it said about the man.
'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Republican and former voter, you say?

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:10 PM

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1 First?

Posted by: Lady Who's Always Has a Burning Question at May 31, 2024 01:10 PM (JCLJi)

2 I am shocked. Shocked, I say!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:11 PM (DRSnL)

3 And a bold first, to boot.

Posted by: Lady Who's Always Has a Burning Question at May 31, 2024 01:11 PM (JCLJi)

4 This is a time to be bold, not a shrinking violet.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (G8NR0)

5 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

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Yes, it's exactly like that. Douchebag.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (DRSnL)

6 Bidenomics for the win !

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (Akjoo)

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (G8NR0)

8 I will say that MTG wears that bikini better than I could.

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (vFG9F)

9 The latest is casino billionaire Miriam Adelson, who plans to pour millions into reviving the pro-Trump super PAC Preserve America, Politico reported Thursday.

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Just don't, you know, spend it on TV ads.

Narrator: "They're going to spend it all on TV ads."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

10 If you expect the unexpected, is it really unexpected?

Posted by: fd at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (vFG9F)

11 Howdy!

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (rbKZ6)

12 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

13 Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (G8NR0)

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Hey, you're magic!

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

14 It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute
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Your sister *is* a prostitute, just like your mom, dumbfuck.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (G8NR0)

15 Test

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (iSfV4)

16 BOLD move, Ace.

*Lamont the BIG dummy waits in the wings*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

17 But plenty of people who voted for him in 2020 said they were horrified by what it said about the man.
'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

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My cabbie told me this is true.

Also, my cabbie was the first one to tell me that Trump said pussy. The media has kept me in the dark about this. The media is in Trump's pocket!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (GBKbO)

18 That loss of disposable income is gruesome.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 31, 2024 01:14 PM (rJ48h)

19 I will say that MTG wears that bikini better than I could.
Posted by: fd at May 31, 2024 01:12 PM (vFG9F)

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Me too.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:14 PM (DRSnL)

20 Hey, you're magic!
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:13 PM (DRSnL)

I've been called worse.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:14 PM (G8NR0)

21

My pink sock keeps getting revised further down. Gonna have to get that thing repaired one of these days, If I can stay off the sausage, long enough...

Posted by: Prolapse Paul at May 31, 2024 01:14 PM (olKMd)

22 Don't know where this was from but there's a report Trump got $39 million in just small donations after the verdict.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 31, 2024 01:15 PM (xjTDL)

23 It's always unexpected with these guys.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 31, 2024 01:15 PM (OX9vb)

24 How much $$ did you save during the lockdown?

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 01:15 PM (AwYPR)

25 A flood of elite GOP donors and Trump-curious tycoons have come off the sidelines in recent weeks in support of the former president, who is rapidly closing his fundraising gap with President Biden.

The big picture: Trump's mega-donors defected in droves after Jan. 6 and Republicans' abysmal performance in the 2022 midterms. After flirting with alternate candidates in the GOP primary, many are getting back behind Trump.

Were I running for President, I'd take the enthusiasm on our side over infinite bucks on theirs. There is only so much money can do.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:15 PM (xCA6C)

26 I wonder how many of the 'Trump-curious tycoons' will suddenly be charged with ... oh like it matters *what* the charge is.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 01:16 PM (llON8)

27 25 Were I running for President, I'd take the enthusiasm on our side over infinite bucks on theirs. There is only so much money can do.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:15 PM (xCA6C)

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A billion dollars well spent can do a lot.

You know, like organizing GOTV efforts, ballot harvesting, and even some surveillance on key precinct locations in questionable ares.

However, Super PACS are run by grifters who will funnel the money to connected friends in media, splurging on TV ads. Hell, they'll probably spend more money on magazine ads than GOTV efforts.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

28 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

--

Ah yes, a True Republican.

HALEY / TILLIS 2024

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a razist at May 31, 2024 01:16 PM (LijfE)

29 Just don't, you know, spend it on TV ads.

Narrator: "They're going to spend it all on TV ads."

Hey, you need to pay us big bucks for such out of the box thinking. I mean, not everyone could come up with ideas like that.

Posted by: Consultants at May 31, 2024 01:16 PM (xCA6C)

30 This is supposed to be a happy occasion! Let's not bicker and argue over who screwed who.

Posted by: President Potatohead at May 31, 2024 01:16 PM (vtRd1)

31 That was revised BIGLY.

20% off...or so?

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (5HZK4)

32 >>>
Just don't, you know, spend it on TV ads.
Narrator: "They're going to spend it all on TV ads."

of course, why would they change what isn't working?

Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

33 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Why do I doubt this person was ever gonna vote for Trump?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (Akjoo)

34 Apparently Hispanics are turning on Trump too.

Trump Voter Jose Fernandez: "I always like mi jefe El Trumpo. But tooday I find out he is criminal and that no good. Now I vote for Biden. Trump no mi jefe. Trump esta El Chupacabra."

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (G8NR0)

35 Jordan has proudly posted his strongly worded letter on X.
They intend to posture for the cameras.

Posted by: GOP sux at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (Zzbjj)

36 >>> 32 >>>
Just don't, you know, spend it on TV ads.
Narrator: "They're going to spend it all on TV ads."

of course, why would they change what isn't working?

Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

Campaign ads worked GREAT for my budget!

Posted by: Mrs. Bernie Sanders at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (llON8)

37 22 Don't know where this was from but there's a report Trump got $39 million in just small donations after the verdict.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May

Trump said it this morning.

Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (d2kuJ)

38 The only thing that faggot Barry Zero has gotten right is how bad Joey Bidet effs everything up. Enjoy the weekend everyone!

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (A2E7p)

39 I know, I know, TV ads don't work as well as they used to. Zut Alors! I've got it!

Radio ads.

Posted by: Consultants at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (xCA6C)

40 I still don't believe the numbers reflect how bad things really are. Not even the revised down numbers. EVERYTHING is 150% or more the cost it was three to four years ago. Credit card debt is through the roof. The numbers coming from the Biden administration don't match reality.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76)

41 Why does a federal PUBLIC accounting office offer predictions to begin with? They aren't prospective investors,they aren't trade companies they aren't salesmen (they aren't they may act like it, but it's not in their job description) they aren't a hedge fund meant to pump their prospectus.

Why do they "predict" anything? Just report the fucking numbers.

But if they only did their actual job, then there wouldn't be room for a bunch of incompetents to be placed in their ranks as a side gig as they bet and short against the vary markets they offer judgments on.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (XKj0h)

42 For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing. Very. Embarrassing!

Posted by: Retired welder from S. Carolina at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (9pFgx)

43 32 >>>
Just don't, you know, spend it on TV ads.
Narrator: "They're going to spend it all on TV ads."

of course, why would they change what isn't working?

Posted by: ace at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (KRtlO)

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Because they want to win?

Wait...why are you laughing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (GBKbO)

44 Billionaires are defecting to Trump.

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BREAKING: F. Joe Mugabe Signs Executive Order to Immediately Hire & Arm 80,000 New Illegal Alien FBI Agents to Investigate Billionaire Political Donors to Trump. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (bu09+)

45 Of course billionaires are concerned about Biden. They suddenly learned that even the best team of Ivy League lawyers (spit!) are no match for a larcenous pack of crooked politicians with the courts and DAs in the pols' pockets.

Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

46 39 I know, I know, TV ads don't work as well as they used to. Zut Alors! I've got it!

Radio ads.
Posted by: Consultants at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (xCA6C)

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Pamphlets in newspapers!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

47
A billion dollars well spent can do a lot.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

Payoff the GOP. They will roll over for 10K

Posted by: GOP sux at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (Zzbjj)

48 Interesting.

The senile child molester was dodging questions about the trial at Dover Air Force Base.

I thought that the plan was to deliver a speech from the Oval Office gloating about the verdict, and announcing that Our Norms Have Been Restored.

The polling must be really terrible.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (uxCna)

49 WHY ARE YOU TRUMP SUPPORTERS SO HAPPY TODAY?!!!

- Communists everywhere

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a razist at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (LijfE)

50 It does give me hope, though, that Elon is on Team Trump. That's a guy who knows how to build a brand and make it rain.

Posted by: Consultants at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (xCA6C)

51 At this point I consider plain ol' food a luxury at this point. Everything is so expensive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (3YdrS)

52 Duh

Posted by: Consultants = Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (xCA6C)

53 33 Why do I doubt this person was ever gonna vote for Trump?
Posted by: It's me donna

Pretty sure that person is Liz Cheney in a Groucho Marx mustache.

Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (d2kuJ)

54 ... and your income is lower is all due to "corporate greed" and "sizeflation," ...

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You know who else had "sizeflation?"

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (bu09+)

55 At this point I consider plain ol' food a luxury at this point. Everything is so expensive.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (3YdrS)

This.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (Zz0t1)

56 Libertarians: after we collapse into an authoritarian heap, at least we can pat ourselves on our backs for never compromising our principles!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (P9xGM)

57 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Ahoy! He'll be giving ice carving demonstrations on the Lido Deck on our upcoming cruise. Don't miss it, and book your tickets today!

Posted by: Rear Adm. Bill Kristol at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (vtRd1)

58 >>> 40 I still don't believe the numbers reflect how bad things really are. Not even the revised down numbers. EVERYTHING is 150% or more the cost it was three to four years ago. Credit card debt is through the roof. The numbers coming from the Biden administration don't match reality.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2024 01:18 PM (Odg76)

Joe Biden has totally crushed inflation and credit card spending is all about consumer confidence.

Posted by: EXPERTS! who specialize in economic explaining and stuff at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (llON8)

59 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Ace, do you have this man's name and contact info?!?! He's a hero, who's voice must be amplified...to save Democracy!

Posted by: The Bulwark, NRO, The Lincoln Project at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (JCZqz)

60 a waste of taxpayer money?
Standard Operating Procedure

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (v0R5T)

61 WHY ARE YOU TRUMP SUPPORTERS SO HAPPY TODAY?!!!

- Communists everywhere
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a razist at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (LijfE)

It's like the morning after the Grinch stole Christmas.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (vtRd1)

62 "'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'"

I'll bet almost any amount of money this guy's a leftwing fag. He's the prostitute. He sucks off smelly hobos at truck stops for $20.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)

63 Well, if nothing else, gas prices should drop thanks to Biden.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (/bnxD)

64 hey ! I have not heard about Ukraine for a while. Must not be polling too well...

Posted by: runner at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (9pFgx)

65 kicks just keep getting harder to find....

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (xcxpd)

66 VodkaPundit: The recession's back on, Jack!

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"Not to worry, comrades -- the coming economic & societal collapse will be transitory!"

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (bu09+)

67 Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (/bnxD)

Hey, good to see you!

How are you doing?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (xcxpd)

68 And the numbers are even worse than the "revision". You can count on that

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (Akjoo)

69 Payoff the GOP. They will roll over for 10K
Posted by: GOP sux at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (Zzbjj)

You kidding? All it takes to get the GOP to play ball is a Krispy Kreme donut and a 1988 Darryl Strawberry card.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (G8NR0)

70 For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Oddly specific there, Mr. sisterfucker.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (RGGBp)

71 "'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'"

Trump is a poopiehead and should be in jail.

Joe Biden is the strong leader we need. Vote for Joe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

72 An electrician.

Lol. Yeah, I'm sure tradesmen and other blue-collar workers are anguished over the verdict.

This is some David Brooks level horseshit.

Posted by: Bridge Salesman at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (6A9NB)

73 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Why do I doubt this person was ever gonna vote for Trump?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (Akjoo)

I doubt that such a person actually exists. I live in NC and over the years I've met a LOT of people in the trades. Not a single one would ever say something like that.

Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

74 51 At this point I consider plain ol' food a luxury at this point. Everything is so expensive.
Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2024 01:19 PM (3YdrS)

Have you looked into a high-value diet of bugs?

Posted by: Klaus Schwab at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (vtRd1)

75 Imagine a legit Trump supporter being shocked to find out the Democrats are making up more shit about him.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (G8NR0)

76 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.' - Republican Senate Reelection Committee

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (aFNOf)

77 >>>Hey, good to see you!

How are you doing?
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st

Thanks. I was dumb enough to take another year, then I'm out for good. The city is begging people to stay for another year, so why not?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (/bnxD)

78 Jordan has proudly posted his strongly worded letter on X.
They intend to posture for the cameras.
Posted by: GOP sux
.......

Where do I send money?

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (v0R5T)

79 BREAKING: F. Joe Mugabe Signs Executive Order to Immediately Hire & Arm 80,000 New Illegal Alien FBI Agents to Investigate Billionaire Political Donors to Trump. Developing ...
Posted by: ShainS
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Those folks, like Trump, have lawyers on retainer that reside in Tax Court plus most of them aren't in DC so no guaranteed conviction.

Notice that Smith's lawfare project is not faring so well outside of the rotten borough of DC. Ditto for state cases outside of NYC.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (PkS4e)

80 Joe Biden is the strong leader we need. Vote for Joe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

Let's anoint him

King Joe the Delusional

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (AwYPR)

81 77 Thanks. I was dumb enough to take another year, then I'm out for good. The city is begging people to stay for another year, so why not?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (/bnxD)

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"Because of this."

"You just pointed to all of me."
-Philadelphia

"Exactly."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

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— U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) May 29, 2024

Thermonuclear war sounds good right about now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (P9xGM)

83 58 Joe Biden has totally crushed inflation and credit card spending is all about consumer confidence.
Posted by: EXPERTS! who specialize in economic explaining and stuff at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (llON

Xxxxx
You know what would be really funny? If Biden started to develop crazy programs to eliminate credit card debt. Starting with Bank of America. Technically they can’t forgive private debt, but when has the law stopped them?

Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (d2kuJ)

84 >>>>But plenty of people who voted for him in 2020 said they were horrified by what it said about the man.

'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Oui monsieur!

Posted by: Captain Louis Renault at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (xPl2J)

85 This 'embarrassed Republican' dude reminds me of the alleged pastor in FL some newrag dug up in early 2017, who expertly explained that when Melania prefaced one of Don's speeches there with the Lord's Prayer (the real one, not the stupid-ass commie invocation of the vaxx reducing symptoms), that her intent and result was like totally to invoke demons n'shit. Dude was a pastor so he must have been correct!!!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (llON8)

86 'For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Hello, fellow patriots! As a long-time conservative who personally campaigned for Reagan, I can't express how ashamed I am to learn that our esteemed President Trump is a criminal!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (vtRd1)

87 You know who else had "sizeflation?"
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 01:20 PM (bu09+)

Fuck off you just made me snarf my coffee everywhere.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (G8NR0)

88 Posted by: paul at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (En8R7)

==========

You still think Democrats are the party of the working man, don't you?

You're kind of dumb, aren't you?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

89 JL Partners used a panel of 403 likely voters to asses the impact of guilty verdict ...

---------------

[Reprising my comment from the last thread:]

"403, 404, whatever it takes ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (bu09+)

90 Why do I doubt this person was ever gonna vote for Trump?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 01:17 PM (Akjoo)

I doubt that such a person actually exists. I live in NC and over the years I've met a LOT of people in the trades. Not a single one would ever say something like that.
Posted by: mrp
=====
Possible but the guy was probably union and worked in a gubmint job. Doubt the guy was ever a Republican.

Posted by: whig at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (PkS4e)

91 Jim Jordan is an even bigger useless piece of shit than Darrell Issa was.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (xPl2J)

92 Thanks. I was dumb enough to take another year, then I'm out for good. The city is begging people to stay for another year, so why not?

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (/bnxD)

get a bonus?

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (AwYPR)

93 >>>"Because of this."

"You just pointed to all of me."
-Philadelphia

"Exactly."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin

I'm approaching 31 years, and the money is worth it. I mean, I'll still bitch and moan, but the green....

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (/bnxD)

94 When Ed Morrissey found out his sister was a prostitute he asked "How much?"

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (G8NR0)

95 David Sacks @DavidSacks May 30
After Biden’s disastrous presidency, Trump has a lot of supporters in Silicon Valley; many are just afraid to admit it. But with each act of courage, like this one, the dam begins to break.

Quote Xtweet: Shaun Maguire @shaunmmaguire May 30
I just donated $300k to President Trump
The timing isn't a coincidence

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (ZdexC)

96 I doubt that such a person actually exists. I live in NC and over the years I've met a LOT of people in the trades. Not a single one would ever say something like that.
Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

Sure, you say that, but did you check out all the retired electricians whose sisters are hookers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (vtRd1)

97 Navy Federal just sent me an email congratulating me for my stellar payment history of on-time payments for 6 entire months. That is where we are now.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (P9xGM)

98 >>>get a bonus?
Posted by: BignJames

Get a fairly bonus for staying, and it gives the family more insurance.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (/bnxD)

99 Republican and former voter, you say?

------------

Sure, Jan ...

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 01:27 PM (bu09+)

100 Jordan has proudly posted his strongly worded letter on X.

..

Please stop! We're running out of storage space!

Posted by: DC Archives at May 31, 2024 01:27 PM (bnQ7K)

101 Chicago PMI suggests we're in a depression.

https://tinyurl.com/mr9tzk4m

Obviously the media needs to talk up Bidenomics and Ukraine more.

Posted by: Methos at May 31, 2024 01:27 PM (Dnobf)

102 >>> 97 Navy Federal just sent me an email congratulating me for my stellar payment history of on-time payments for 6 entire months. That is where we are now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (P9xGM)

Shit, I never get nice letters like that... and it's been way more than 6 months...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 01:27 PM (llON8)

103 I doubt that such a person actually exists. I live in NC and over the years I've met a LOT of people in the trades. Not a single one would ever say something like that.
Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2024 01:22 PM (rj6Yv)

If he does, I bet his sister IS a prostitute.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 01:27 PM (dGCAG)

104 "I have always considered fast food to be a luxury. I guess I'm just Streets Ahead of the Trend."

I think everyone who wasn't born with ready money thought so even in the affordable days. I recall back in, I think it was 83 or so. I was just a very young kid, and my aunt and uncle ran a convoy for all of us close family (cousins) to go out fishing.

After fishing, and on the way home to filet our fish. Yes, one fish, for like 12 people on a rather full river in NWI, my Aunt took us to McDonalds. Back then the burgers were still 39c', and 49 for a cheeseburger. My brother and I would never DARE to ask for that extra 10 cents, and we only asked for 1 burger, it would be rude to not accept the kindness. Some of the other kids also got fries, and the bill went all the way up to like $40 dollars!

FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS! My brother and I were aghast, and felt guilty, we wanted to take our burgers back and not have our aunt pay out so much for macdonalds, we can make our own, we promise Aunt Sandy, you don't have to do this for us! sort of thing.

So yeah, I can relate. Aunt Sandy was in the same situation as my parents were, and if I ever heard mom and dad say (cont)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:27 PM (XKj0h)

105 Thanks. I was dumb enough to take another year, then I'm out for good. The city is begging people to stay for another year, so why not?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (/bnxD)

Hope you're getting a phat retention bonus.

Posted by: Joe Mannix said you're a cop but what does he know at May 31, 2024 01:27 PM (k3d8O)

106
'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

Momma sells eggs at the country store
and my older sister's a first rate whore
Daddy says she can't come home no more
and he means it

Posted by: David Allen Coe at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (bEb2S)

107 The guy with the prostitute sister is a pimp. He never could've outfought Santino.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (G8NR0)

108 91 Jim Jordan is an even bigger useless piece of shit than Darrell Issa was.
Posted by: Mark1971 a

*Trey Gowdy enters the chat*

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (aFNOf)

109 #MENSTRUATION AFFECTS HALF THE U.S. WORKFORCE BUT TALKING ABOUT IT AT WORK CAN BE TABOO. FOR #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY, HERE ARE 5 EASY ACTIONS EMPLOYERS CAN TAKE TO HELP MENSTRUATORS THRIVE AT WORK. HTTPS://T.CO/IWXZPD9HUY #PERIODFRIENDLYWORLD #MHD2024

— U.S. Department of Labor (@USDOL) May 29, 2024

Thermonuclear war sounds good right about now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (P9xGM)

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Oh FFS

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

110 that dinner, let alone lunch cost 40 bucks for us, we would have shit ourselves.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (XKj0h)

111 Pretty much the only way to get us out of the economic predicament we are in is global decade long depression or to grow the economy by 150pct.

I know which one I'm betting on happening first.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (XV/Pl)

112 On a related "the world is dogshit" note, you will all be very comforted to know that even in Ecuador, the Victoria's Secret boutiques -- they are apparently still a thing -- feature fatties as models and mannequins. In supposedly hot-blooded, overly-sexed South America. Land of hot Weather Girls and lothario Rico Suaves. I didn't see any trannies, though.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (iFTx/)

113 >>#MENSTRUATION AFFECTS HALF THE U.S. WORKFORCE BUT TALKING ABOUT IT AT WORK CAN BE TABOO. FOR #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY, HERE ARE 5 EASY ACTIONS EMPLOYERS CAN TAKE TO HELP MENSTRUATORS THRIVE AT WORK. HTTPS://T.CO/IWXZPD9HUY #PERIODFRIENDLYWORLD #MHD2024

It's about Bloody Time!

#BloodyTime-and-a-Half

Posted by: garrett at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (5HZK4)

114 Thanks. I was dumb enough to take another year, then I'm out for good. The city is begging people to stay for another year, so why not?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM

Godspeed and good luck over the next year. Praying the beads for ya.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (A2E7p)

115 WHAT A SHOCK!

This never happens!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 31, 2024 01:29 PM (JMAcK)

116 >>>Hope you're getting a phat retention bonus.
Posted by: Joe Mannix said you're a cop but what does he know

It's worth it, and with four kids, the medical insurance is the best part.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:29 PM (/bnxD)

117
Teflon Don rides again,

But Biden is the Comeback Kid!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2024 01:29 PM (63Dwl)

118 Pretty nice how they include government spending in GDP numbers...FedGov should just spend 1 gazillion dollars and get GDP through the roof!

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 31, 2024 01:29 PM (XMwZJ)

119 " a Republican like myself

well...see..

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 01:29 PM (AwYPR)

120 My 3 year old just said
When you juxtapose the temperament of a seasoned master legislator like Joe Biden with the wildcard of Trump's criminal past and proclivity for inspiring violence in his sycophants, the choice is quite obvious who should lead our democracy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (P9xGM)

121 83 You know what would be really funny? If Biden started to develop crazy programs to eliminate credit card debt. Starting with Bank of America. Technically they can’t forgive private debt, but when has the law stopped them?

so... they'll nationalize it first?

Posted by: anachronda at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (v3pYe)

122

State of Washington just sent an alert, massive increase in cases of Pertussis (whooping cough.)

Odd, that... How could such a thing occur?

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (olKMd)

123 >>>Godspeed and good luck over the next year. Praying the beads for ya.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD

Thanks. I had a really bad scare a few weeks back. Prostate was enlarged and they thought it was cancer. MRI was negative, and it was the worst day of my life.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (/bnxD)

124 Navy Federal just sent me an email congratulating me for my stellar payment history of on-time payments for 6 entire months. That is where we are now.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (P9xGM)

=====

LOL, I got that too. They are also handing out $25K limit credit cards like candy, according to their Reddit thread.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (DRSnL)

125 For a Republican like myself it's all very embarrassing,' said a retired electrician in North Carolina, one of the battleground states. 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.
*****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Sloppy Daniels at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (I0kUP)

126 Oh FFS
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:28 PM (DRSnL)

"Menstruators." And these are the people that are supposed to be on womens' side.

I mean if there was a n-word for women we are getting close.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (G8NR0)

127 Shit, I never get nice letters like that... and it's been way more than 6 months...
Posted by: Helena Handbasket

Its like an insurance company telling you they are reducing your premiums. Never happens.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (aFNOf)

128 [Reprising my comment from the last thread:]

"403, 404, whatever it takes ..."
Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon'

Did that execrable troll comment at 402 get deleted?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (v6JzV)

129 119 " a Republican like myself

well...see..
Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 01:29 PM (AwYPR)

Hey, now, come on. Don't make fun of the guy for sharing how he felt when he found out his sister is a prostitute.

Not everybody has to go through that. Well, not most Republicans.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (BpZ5k)

130 Mush brain is talking about the Trump verdict. "Respect the system". Flaming ahole

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (OcudU)

131 @104

>>FORTY FUCKING DOLLARS!

A gallon of exterior paint is 80 dollars, the average price of a pickup is 55k dollars, the average grocery trip is north of 200 dollars for a couple of bags of groceries.

This sh*t cannot continue without everything cracking up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (XV/Pl)

132 "Beege Wellborn" is such a ConInc media name, I just can't even.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (0FoWg)

133 Between the lines: Trump, who spent much of the primary season drowning in legal bills, has ramped up his fundraising appeals with audacious promises to top donors, the Washington Post reports.

———

Trump came out against Central Bank Digital Currency. Everybody knows that is even worse government social control.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (2fIO4)

134 "'It's like finding out your wife likes it in the ass'"

Posted by: pawn at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (QB+5g)

135 120 My 3 year old just said
When you juxtapose the temperament of a seasoned master legislator like Joe Biden with the wildcard of Trump's criminal past and proclivity for inspiring violence in his sycophants, the choice is quite obvious who should lead our democracy.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (P9xGM)

[ x ] Stunning
[ x ] Brace
[ x ] Totally Real and Not At All Made Up

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (iSfV4)

136 Don't forget I live with a Brit. C is a term of endearment.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (G8NR0)

137 Good news! Our panda crisis is over!

Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

138 49 WHY ARE YOU TRUMP SUPPORTERS SO HAPPY TODAY?!!!

- Communists everywhere

Cause watching commies f!@k the chicken over and over is funny.

Nobody believes this """"verdict""""".

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (OiAR7)

139 128>>

Nope.

Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (UnA8+)

140 LOL, I got that too. They are also handing out $25K limit credit cards like candy, according to their Reddit thread.
****
On it. I'm on anything that's got money in it.

Posted by: Sloppy Daniels at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (I0kUP)

141 I dunno, I know my sister. "Not professionally" is the best I can muster in her defense.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)

142 Mush brain is talking about the Trump verdict. "Respect the system". Flaming ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (OcudU)

Solzhenitsen's big problem is that he didn't respect the system.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (vtRd1)

143 >>>Mush brain is talking about the Trump verdict. "Respect the system". Flaming ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove

I hope he lives another fifty years. Just sitting on a couch wetting himself every ten minutes.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (/bnxD)

144 May 28th, CNN Business: Americans are feeling better about the economy for the first time. The Conference Board’s Consumer Confidence Index for this month climbed to a reading of 102, up from 97.5 in April. Americans of all age groups felt better about the economy, the survey noted. Unemployment remains below 4%, job openings still exceed the number of unemployed people seeking work and employers are still pumping out jobs at a brisk pace.

This is very, very good news if it's a valid poll. Presidencies have been won and lost on the economy. May the confidence keep ticking up

They probably feel good about Trump going to prison. That improves my sentiment. it's idiotic to ignore the jobs/unemployment numbers and the stock market. GOP likes to obsess over inflation as if that's the economy. People are buying goods and services, traveling, investing, buying homes, and doing the things people do in a strong economy.

I'm doing very well in Biden's economy and so are tons of other people. Maybe it's time to tax capital gains more since "job creators" created too many jobs.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (JCZqz)

145 Quote Xtweet: Shaun Maguire @shaunmmaguire May 30
I just donated $300k to President Trump
The timing isn't a coincidence
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 01:26 PM (ZdexC)
-------

My sister-in-law sent me his tweet, which is quite long. I don't know who the guy is (except that he's some rich Silicon Valley guy), and I'm glad he's giving Trump a heap of money, but the guy goes on to say he believes the 2016 election was rigged in Trump's favor (yep, Russian interference) and cites as his evidence some video with 24 Democrats in a row refusing to believe that Trump won.

Tl;dr - he's an idiot, but I'm happy he's giving a big chunk of cash to Trump.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (bS+DD)

146 Nobody who voted for Trump or ever would consider voting for Trump would be deterred by this obvious sham trial outcome. Nobody. I've never heard a rational argument for why anyone would care. People have already heard ad nauseum that Trump is Hitler/Stalin/Satan times a trillion. Anyone stupid enough to trust the legitimacy of this trial or verdict has long since been on the side of the mentally deranged lunatics screaming about Trump on TikTok.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (4+3qm)

147 132 "Beege Wellborn" is such a ConInc media name, I just can't even.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (0FoWg)

=========

My maternal grandfather's last name was the same. Welborn. (Ace mistyped, which is understandable since, you know, two l's makes more sense.)

I've always wondered if there was a relation. He was a political scientist academic.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

148 Thanks. I was dumb enough to take another year, then I'm out for good. The city is begging people to stay for another year, so why not?
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:23 PM (/bnxD)

Stay safe Wyatt !

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (T4tVD)

149 Okay. New estimate for 2024Q1 is in. Fair enough. Let's my play my favorite game. The game is called, "how much of this was potentially real?"

Per BEA, it is up 4.3% (raw/nominal) from the previous quarter. BEA only produces annualized totals, but per the Fed, Q4 was at $7.091 trillion. That implies a Q1 nominal GDP of $7.396 trillion, a difference of $0.305 trillion.

So a net addition - gross, non-inflation-adjusted - of $305 billion in Q1. That was the current-dollar increase.

Per the Treasury Department, the three-month total deficit for January, 2024 through March, 2024 (Q1) is about $554 billion. This exceeds the nominal GDP growth by $249 billion.

Not only was none of the GDP growth real (we borrowed all of it), it was in fact a contraction (we borrowed all of it and then some).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (d04cU)

150 Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

they are sending us the retarded ones they can't get to breed or eat without prompting.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)

151 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (T4tVD)

152 Mush brain is talking about the Trump verdict. "Respect the system". Flaming ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (OcudU)
********
I heard him and wanted to smash the television.
What an ass.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (NpAcC)

153 I dunno, I know my sister. "Not professionally" is the best I can muster in her defense.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)

=====

You have one of those, too, huh?

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (DRSnL)

154 They can strongly encourage the big banks to forgive debt in exchange for a government reach around later.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (P9xGM)

155 Thanks. I was dumb enough to take another year, then I'm out for good. The city is begging people to stay for another year, so why not?

Portland tried that with recently retired cops a couple of years ago, as the number of sworn officers was crashing, due to retirements and lateral transfers to other departments.

I think they had one or two takers - the other retired cops just laughed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (uxCna)

156 Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

They will be infected with a disease that will kill us.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (Zz0t1)

157 @138

>>Nobody believes this """"verdict""""".

Oh, the verdict is real in the functional sense, nothing about what is going on is legitimate though.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (XV/Pl)

158 "Menstruators."

People experiencing menstruation

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (v6JzV)

159 People don't talk about menstruation at work the same way we don't talk about bowel movements, nocturnal emissions, your raging UTI or crotch fungus. It's wildly fucking inappropriate and nobody wants to hear about it. Personal hygiene is called personal for a reason. Fuck off with this "oooo patriarchy is so mean" shit.

Posted by: menstruating persons...sweet Jesus Christ at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (k3d8O)

160 It's like finding out your wife likes it in the ass'"
Posted by: pawn at May 31, 2024 01:31
****
How much $ you got, Big Boy.

Posted by: Sloppy Daniels at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (I0kUP)

161 @TheBabylonBee
To Grow Customer Base, Cracker Barrel Rebrands As 'Hispanic, Black, And Cracker Barrel'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 31, 2024 01:34 PM (IG4Id)

162 137 Good news! Our panda crisis is over!

Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo

real pandas or spray-painted dogs?

Posted by: anachronda at May 31, 2024 01:34 PM (v3pYe)

163 A gallon of exterior paint is 80 dollars, the average price of a pickup is 55k dollars, the average grocery trip is north of 200 dollars for a couple of bags of groceries.

This sh*t cannot continue without everything cracking up.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (XV/Pl)

Getting my water heater replaced....estimate...$6500.

Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 01:34 PM (AwYPR)

164 You still think Democrats are the party of the working man, don't you?

You're kind of dumb, aren't you?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

Is there still an actual Paul? Is it like Mary from Battleboro, or Spurwing Plover?

When the legend becomes fact, print the legend.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 01:34 PM (dGCAG)

165 I'm doing very well in Biden's economy and so are tons of other people. Maybe it's time to tax capital gains more since "job creators" created too many jobs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

How do these people cross the street by themselves?

Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 01:34 PM (d2kuJ)

166 Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

Word is that they'll airdrop them on the next spy balloon overflight.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:34 PM (vtRd1)

167 158 "Menstruators."

People experiencing menstruation

surprised they didn't go for "personstruators".

Posted by: anachronda at May 31, 2024 01:35 PM (v3pYe)

168 >>> 137 Good news! Our panda crisis is over!

Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

FUCK.

Posted by: Taiwan at May 31, 2024 01:35 PM (llON8)

169 I'll bet almost any amount of money this guy's a leftwing fag. He's the prostitute. He sucks off smelly hobos at truck stops for $20.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (iFTx/)
---
$20? At a truck stop?

Man, that Bidenflation affects EVERYTHING!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 31, 2024 01:35 PM (7fElN)

170 159 People don't talk about menstruation at work the same way we don't talk about bowel movements, nocturnal emissions, your raging UTI or crotch fungus. It's wildly fucking inappropriate and nobody wants to hear about it. Personal hygiene is called personal for a reason. Fuck off with this "oooo patriarchy is so mean" shit.
Posted by: menstruating persons...sweet Jesus Christ at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (k3d8O)

When is talkaboutanalleakage day? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2024 01:35 PM (OiAR7)

171 165 I'm doing very well in Biden's economy and so are tons of other people. Maybe it's time to tax capital gains more since "job creators" created too many jobs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

How do these people cross the street by themselves?

brightly-colored rainbow crosswalks

Posted by: anachronda at May 31, 2024 01:35 PM (v3pYe)

172 Is there still an actual Paul?

There's an asshole named Paul who trolls at Breitbart. The style is very similar. I always assumed it was the same guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (vtRd1)

173 Respect the system". Flaming ahole
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (OcudU)

The system is fucked.

Posted by: And so are we at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (k3d8O)

174 159 People don't talk about menstruation at work the same way we don't talk about bowel movements, nocturnal emissions, your raging UTI or crotch fungus. It's wildly fucking inappropriate and nobody wants to hear about it. Personal hygiene is called personal for a reason. Fuck off with this "oooo patriarchy is so mean" shit.
Posted by: menstruating persons...sweet Jesus Christ at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (k3d8O)

Wanna talk about The Gout?

Posted by: XTC at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (UnA8+)

175 ... I'm doing very well in Biden's economy and so are tons of other people. Maybe it's time to tax capital gains more since "job creators" created too many jobs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (JCZqz)
++++
"My position is safe right now so all is well. I see nothing and nobody else, and I am unable or unwilling to consider potential future outcomes."

And that's the charitable interpretation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (d04cU)

176 The El Trumpo campaign rolled in $39M yesterday before the servers crashed. Wow.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (aFNOf)

177 @163

>>Getting my water heater replaced....estimate...$6500.

Well, that could be legitimate depending on what you are doing, if you are simply swapping out a tank water heater for a tank water heater, then, that's highway robbery, if on the other hand you are switching to a tankless water heater and all that that entails, the price could be square and on the level.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (XV/Pl)

178 Had to have the septic replaced recently, which left a large, grassless scar. Guy who did the septic (conveniently!) has a son with a lawn care company. Offered to "clean out the garbage, level it, seed and fertilize for $800."

After what the septic cost, no way.

Then I bought grass seed - $150, and the $800 suddenly seemed not quite as bad as I thought.

Hoping to finish re-seeding by fall.

Posted by: Lady Who's Always Has a Burning Question at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (JCLJi)

179 People don't talk about menstruation at work the same way we don't talk about bowel movements, nocturnal emissions, your raging UTI or crotch fungus. It's wildly fucking inappropriate and nobody wants to hear about it. Personal hygiene is called personal for a reason. Fuck off with this "oooo patriarchy is so mean" shit.
Posted by: menstruating persons...sweet Jesus Christ at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (k3d8O)

=====

I saw an article at Daily Mail yesterday that was entirely composed of TikTok videos of people filming themselves taking a shit and then looking at the toilet paper after they wiped.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:37 PM (DRSnL)

180 I can't believe they would lie about polling though. I mean if Quinnipiac says Trump loses 8 percent then it has to be true. The numbers don't lie.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:37 PM (G8NR0)

181 171 165 I'm doing very well in Biden's economy and so are tons of other people. Maybe it's time to tax capital gains more since "job creators" created too many jobs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

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I also am doing very well in the economy.

Also, McDonald's trips now cost $40-50 for a family of four, including 2 children.

I'm under no delusion that my personal experience is at all reflective of the general economic situation. I'm upper middle class. I'm not normal.

Also, Biden showered with his daughter and ringer raped an intern, or are personal sins no longer a problem? I can't keep track.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

182 You have one of those, too, huh?
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (DRSnL)

MA Philosophy, Simon Fraser University, main legitimate jobs since then: Bar tending, house painting, drug and alcohol counselor.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:37 PM (D7oie)

183 Menstruator even has the word men in it. 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (G8NR0)

184 "Menstruators."

People experiencing menstruation
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (v6JzV)

You asked for it........ish.......

https://youtu.be/U8b88US-6ts

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

185 I saw an article at Daily Mail yesterday that was entirely composed of TikTok videos of people filming themselves taking a shit and then looking at the toilet paper after they wiped.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:37 PM (DRSnL)

Just when I thought I couldn't give up on humanity any further, you bring me this.

Posted by: We are so super fucked at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (k3d8O)

186 171 165 I'm doing very well in Biden's economy and so are tons of other people. Maybe it's time to tax capital gains more since "job creators" created too many jobs.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

How do these people cross the street by themselves?

There are a lot of people who work for the government I think who don't ever really feel a pinch. Always haz job always Getz raise. Retire after 25 years full pension and the take another government job.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (OiAR7)

187 "120 My 3 year old just said
When you juxtapose the temperament of a seasoned master legislator like Joe Biden with the wildcard of Trump's criminal past and proclivity for inspiring violence in his sycophants, the choice is quite obvious who should lead our democracy."

Posted by: Cat Ass Tropy at May 31, 2024 01:30 PM (P9xGM)

(slightly edited by lazy typo) I hate NCT

That bit NEVER gets old.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (XKj0h)

188 I dunno, I know my sister. "Not professionally" is the best I can muster in her defense.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (D7oie)

I have more than one sister. Statistics eventually starts to catch up.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (dGCAG)

189 As a Concerned Committed Conservative, I find Trumps boorish behavior rather off-putting.

Harrrumph!

Posted by: Pee-Aire at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (lZVy/)

190 >>> 181
==
Also, Biden showered with his daughter and ringer raped an intern, or are personal sins no longer a problem? I can't keep track.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:37 PM (GBKbO)

It depends on who you piss off.

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (llON8)

191 Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

they are sending us the retarded ones they can't get to breed or eat without prompting.

That doesn't really narrow it down.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (xCA6C)

192 drug and alcohol counselor.
Posted by: Kindltot

I first read that as "drug and alcohol consumer."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

193 >>>Stay safe Wyatt !
Posted by: JT

Always.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (/bnxD)

194 I think they had one or two takers - the other retired cops just laughed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 01:33 PM (uxCna)

Portland cops are

ignored
restrained
threatened by prosecution
directed to enforce "white crimes" as a priority

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:39 PM (D7oie)

195 The freak show escapees who are the Democrat leaders resemble Batman villains. Biden is the Joker. Pelosi is Two Face. Harris is the Riddler.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:39 PM (L/fGl)

196
Anyone remember when steak was $9.99/lb at your local supermarket?

Costco steaks are 11.99.

Supermarket is, like, $14.99.

That's 50fuckingpercent since biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2024 01:39 PM (HGoyi)

197 I donated to Trump and will do so again, Ive already exceeded the tally of donations Ive made my entire LIFE with just handful of Trump donations

Also donated to Navarro, I want this poor man flush with street creds and ready to start beheading people once he's out again and reinstalled in Trump 2: Judgment Day

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:39 PM (DBZuM)

198 Despite the superficially middling (and actually pretty bad) economic news, this bikini brunette by the pool is nonetheless pretty happy because she just learned that I have to step away for a bit:
http://tiny.cc/doebyz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 01:39 PM (d04cU)

199 I dunno, I know my sister. "Not professionally" is the best I can muster in her defense.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM
****
Drop on by. Bring money.

Posted by: Sloppy Daniels at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (I0kUP)

200 The Memphis Menstruators was one of the ladies pro baseball teams Laverne made the movie about.

Posted by: Film Hysterian at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (V5BDR)

201 Posted by: BignJames at May 31, 2024 01:34 PM (AwYPR)
Then you're getting ripped off. A 55 gallon water heater is less than $700 at any big-box store. About 2 hours labor to install.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (XMwZJ)

202 197 I donated to Trump and will do so again, Ive already exceeded the tally of donations Ive made my entire LIFE with just handful of Trump donations

Also donated to Navarro, I want this poor man flush with street creds and ready to start beheading people once he's out again and reinstalled in Trump 2: Judgment Day
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:39 PM (DBZuM)

=======

Volunteering to man a phone bank or get people to the polls will do more than your money.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

203 There's an asshole named Paul who trolls at Breitbart. The style is very similar. I always assumed it was the same guy.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:36 PM (vtRd1)

Good lord, I try to stay out of every other website's comments section.

The internet is full of idiots.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (dGCAG)

204 Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 31, 2024 01:24 PM (llON

Sounds moronic. Why would someone pray the prayer Jesus gave us if they were trying to invoke Satan?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (XkYcA)

205 I saw an article at Daily Mail yesterday that was entirely composed of TikTok videos of people filming themselves taking a shit and then looking at the toilet paper after they wiped.
Posted by: Jordan61

Were they German's?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (aFNOf)

206 How do these people cross the street by themselves?

brightly-colored rainbow crosswalks
Posted by: anachronda

Exactly! That's why it's a felony if you deface them with paint or tire marks!!!

Posted by: Blue Metro DAs at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (JCZqz)

207 Supermarket is, like, $14.99.

*************

I noticed my favorite adult diapers brand has gone up by $20

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (DBZuM)

208 Despite the superficially middling (and actually pretty bad) economic news, this bikini brunette by the pool is nonetheless pretty happy because she just learned that I have to step away for a bit:

Eh. Gonna be fat in 10 years.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (xCA6C)

209 Despite the superficially middling (and actually pretty bad) economic news, this bikini brunette by the pool is nonetheless pretty happy because she just learned that I have to step away for a bit:
http://tiny.cc/doebyz

She should speak to her tailor about the ill-fitting top. It's like three sizes too small.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:40 PM (vtRd1)

210 The republican plumber is lying. I used to get called by Gallup and I would lie to them. I'd say I was a Hispanic lesbian democrat that was voting rebuplican for the first time because Obama sucked. I would just make up stuff. They stopped calling at some point. Neilson sends stuff to me with 5 dollars and I fill out their forms. I make it all up. Screw these people.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 31, 2024 01:41 PM (3YdrS)

211
My local supermarkets cut their individually-packed steaks-on-the-shelves inventory in in half. There are hardly any steaks.

WTF?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 31, 2024 01:41 PM (HGoyi)

212 I first read that as "drug and alcohol consumer."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:38 PM (v6JzV)

This also can be considered an initial step in that career field.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 31, 2024 01:41 PM (D7oie)

213 http://tiny.cc/doebyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Good lord, what is that in her navel?

1/10. WNB.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:41 PM (v6JzV)

214 Out: Trump said p***sy!

In: Trump is a convicted felon AND said p***sy!

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:41 PM (DBZuM)

215 Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:31 PM (L/fGl)

Great. Two more pander bears in the White House.

Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2024 01:41 PM (rj6Yv)

216 So now instead of men and women we're inseminators and menstruators

The Left are such dirty disgusting fag cocksuckers.

The sooner the rain comes the better. My garden is so parched.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:42 PM (G8NR0)

217 WTF?

************

Voo vill veet ze bugz

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:42 PM (DBZuM)

218 There's an asshole named Paul who trolls at Breitbart. The style is very similar. I always assumed it was the same guy.
****
If Paul has money, PM his #.

Posted by: Sloppy Daniels at May 31, 2024 01:42 PM (I0kUP)

219 Ace, do you have this man's name and contact info?!?! He's a hero, who's voice must be amplified...to save Democracy!

Posted by: The Bulwark, NRO, The Lincoln Project at May 31, 2024 01:21 PM (JCZqz)

sotto voce: Also, I'd like him to plow my wife tonight...

- Billy 'Ahoy' Kristol

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 31, 2024 01:42 PM (/nCD+)

220 Good lord, what is that in her navel?

It appears to be the Star of Indianapolis

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:42 PM (vtRd1)

221
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions

How do these people cross the street by themselves?
Posted by: Piper

American Pandas

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (63Dwl)

222 158 "Menstruators."

People experiencing menstruation
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
______

Don't I know it!

Posted by: Husband's Everywhere at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (xnBkj)

223 osted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 31, 2024 01:39 PM (d04cU

You'd probably have to step away for a bit. Otherwise you could be smothered by her fake breasts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (XkYcA)

224 >>>I donated to Trump and will do so again, Ive already exceeded the tally of donations Ive made my entire LIFE with just handful of Trump donations

A true sign of a tough economy.

Posted by: BearCocaine at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (B2Mbt)

225 Dang, I finally found a tequila I like for Margaritas, and it's now $59 (that's the on sale price - only gentiles pay full price).

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (xCA6C)

226 Fen, what office are you running for? The same one as last year?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)

227 Good lord, I try to stay out of every other website's comments section.

The internet is full of idiots.
Posted by: BurtTC at May

Which is why the screening process and interviews we do here are so important.

Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (d2kuJ)

228 Tl;dr - he's an idiot, but I'm happy he's giving a big chunk of cash to Trump.
--------
Thanks for some background, bluebell.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (ZdexC)

229 I made a political statement when I was four or five. My family still jokes about it. My old man was freaking out about Dems raising taxes. Next day, I asked a random lady on the street if she was a Democrat. She answered in the affirmative, so I drew my water pistol and said " give my dad his money back or I'll blast your bank account."

She took it well. Much better than a Democrat would today. She laughed instead of having me locked underneath the local jail.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (0FoWg)

230 "Teflon" in Democratese means "No matter how much mud we throw at the guy, we can't get enough to stick!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (krQz2)

231 It's like finding out Liberace is a fag.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (G8NR0)

232

What this country needs is a good twenty dollar blow job! I'll be in the bus station restroom starting at three p m. Exact payment only, no change. Extra Kleenax appreciated.

Posted by: Prolapse Paul at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (olKMd)

233 Tomorrow is National Game Show Day. Who wants to spin the Big Wheel?

Posted by: Zombie Bob Barker at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (V5BDR)

234 Anyone remember when steak was $9.99/lb at your local supermarket?

Costco steaks are 11.99.

Supermarket is, like, $14.99.

That's 50fuckingpercent since biden.

Posted by: Soothsayer

The Dollar Store is rebranding as Buck Fitty

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (L/fGl)

235 http://tiny.cc/doebyz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Good lord, what is that in her navel?

1/10. WNB.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

It's a lure.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (lZVy/)

236 It's like finding out Liberace is a fag.
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (G8NR0)

WHAT!!!!!!!?????

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:44 PM (vtRd1)

237 215 Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo

China is happy that criminal Trump is going to gulag. Fresh rice, panda's, and Cooley hats for everyone.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:45 PM (aFNOf)

238 Good news! China has decided to share their pandas with America again and will send two to the National Zoo
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Make rape great again!

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:45 PM (krQz2)

239 I live in Australia now. But have been to the US when it was still a free nation back in 2019 and 2020.

When I first moved here, (Brisbane) my wife and I stopped off to get "macca's" for our niece and nephew. My wife got a sandwich, I didn't, I always intermittently fast, it's just a thing for me, not a health choice, it's just how I eat, and for 2 and a half people in Australia before the economic idiocy of every "free" nation in 2020, we payed out 35 bucks.

I was SEETHING angry, I didn't talk in the car, the kids were all complaining. "uh, there's not enough this" "there's not enough that." And they were FUCKING ADULTS legally, and I was PISSED when we got home.

I told my wife, "This isn't an "America is so fucking great" argument, because it's not an argument and in this case America is that fucking great(remember this was 2017) In the states you can get 2 cheeseburgers, or 2 breakfast biscuits for 3 bucks. You can get 2 whoppers MEALS for 7." My wife who has spent a fair bit of time in the states for a normal Australian said I was full of shit.

In 2019 we spent 7 weeks traveling throughout the states, random thing she loves buccee's, as do I. And she (cont)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:45 PM (XKj0h)

240 The weekend is coming The weekend is coming

Posted by: Skip at May 31, 2024 01:45 PM (DIdfG)

241 "retired electrician in North Carolina"

I've known a lot of Chicago union guys, and hands-down the most communisticle of them have been electricians.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 31, 2024 01:45 PM (a9CYf)

242 Also, Biden showered with his daughter and ringer raped an intern, or are personal sins no longer a problem? I can't keep track.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Oh, you didn't read the fine print! #BelieveAllWomen*

*all women may exclude those making allegations against rich, powerful Democrat politicians and their rich, powerful supporters in case of significant political ramifications. Women reporting derogatory information in this event will be labeled lying trailer trash sluts and publicly humiliated, or ignored by all approved media outlets.

Posted by: Rabid Lefty Apologists at May 31, 2024 01:46 PM (JCZqz)

243 Good lord, what is that in her navel?
.......

I found my treasure, at JB's Fantastic Finds.
Sold, sold, sold!

Posted by: wth at May 31, 2024 01:46 PM (v0R5T)

244 I've known a lot of Chicago union guys, and hands-down the most communisticle of them have been electricians.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 31, 2024 01:45 PM (a9CYf)

Why do I find that so shocking?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 31, 2024 01:46 PM (vtRd1)

245
Good lord, what is that in her navel?

1/10. WNB.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at

You should be more concerned about the erasing and smoothing done in her upper thigh area. Not even sure PS Pro was used!

Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 01:46 PM (d2kuJ)

246 wait, so the initial BEA 1st qrtly GDP analysis, which missed badly, at 1.6% vs estimates of 2.5%, was actually OVERSTATED?????......and now has been revised down further to 1.3%

well, butter my butt and call me a biscuit!

seems like you can't trust the Federal Government on their numbers!?

as Gomer Pyle would say "shazam"!

PS - notice in their 'explanation that lower FEDERAL gov't spending was offset by higher STATE & LOCAL
gov't spending...then recall that Biden shoveled billions from his fraudulently named "Inflation Reduction Act" which was actually the Green New Deal, out to states and municipalities to fund their spending tax dollars to create EV charging stations, build chip plants, build solar/wind power plants, etc.....just moved that money from his right front pocket to his left.....what a load of bullshit!

Posted by: proudvastrightwingconspirator at May 31, 2024 01:46 PM (NfZAk)

247 Going to Costco today to buy a couple of pork butts to smoke. $1.49 lb.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:46 PM (aFNOf)

248 Local supermarkets around here are pushing 'select' grade beef cuts and charging as much for them as pre-Biden 'choice'.

Posted by: mrp at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (rj6Yv)

249 Anyone remember when steak was $9.99/lb at your local supermarket?

Costco steaks are 11.99.

Supermarket is, like, $14.99.

That's 50fuckingpercent since biden.
****
That's why I charge, Honey.

Posted by: Sloppy Daniels at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (I0kUP)

250 Finding out your sister is a prostitute sounds like more of a democrat problem. Weird analogy to put out there.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (JTwsP)

251 Anyone remember when steak was $9.99/lb at your local supermarket?
Costco steaks are 11.99.
Supermarket is, like, $14.99.
That's 50fuckingpercent since biden.
-----------
Flashbacks to the Carnation Milk powder.

Posted by: scampydog 1978 to 1981 trying to forget at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (2bFN5)

252 Also, Biden showered with his daughter and ringer raped an intern, or are personal sins no longer a problem? I can't keep track.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
---
This is a process crime.

Remember when the all pshawed Hillary's process crime?

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (krQz2)

253 "Why do I find that so shocking?"

You're always such a live wire!

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (a9CYf)

254 >>>t's like finding out Liberace is a fag.
Posted by: ...

Liberace was gay???

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (/bnxD)

255 I've known a lot of Chicago union guys, and hands-down the most communisticle of them have been electricians.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 31, 2024 01:45 PM (a9CYf)

Then you've not talked to any of them from my family......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (Zz0t1)

256 I don't know if he's gay, but his dick tastes like shit!

Posted by: Liberace's Hairdresser at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (2UnvF)

257 Which is why the screening process and interviews we do here are so important.
Posted by: Piper

Sample questions:
Ginger or Mary Anne?
9mm or .45?
Crossbow or longbow?
What are your thoughts on sous-vide, carrots in chili, and maple syrup?
Please provide 5 fish puns in the next 90 seconds.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (v6JzV)

258 She saw that I wasn't full of shit. First she had a crossanwhich for the first time, "What is this?" cuz it looked funny to her, "A lot of butter and the best sausage on the planet." "That's not sausage, that's a burger." "Just fucking eat it honey." "That's like flavor with a lot of pepper and butter." "Yeahp, MRica"

3 bucks for 2 Sausage egge cheese Crossanwhiches. 3 bucks for 2 McChickens. 89C for a sausage biscut from Macdonalds if ordered before 6am.

in 2019, and early 2020.

How's it looking now?

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (XKj0h)

259 Megyn Kelly
@megynkelly

Guilty on all counts. The country is disgraced. Alvin Bragg should be disbarred. They will rue the day they unleashed this lawfare to corrupt a presidential election.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (NpAcC)

260 Canadian city of Victoria flies "period flag" to "work towards menstrual equity"

https://shorturl.at/jCXsh

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"Menstrual equity"¿

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (L/fGl)

261 I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (G8NR0)

262 And somehow, I've been directed to watch the California Sexual Harassment training........

Good gravy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

263 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

I guess that's worse than voting for a child-assaulting Paedophile who takes money from our enemies and purposefully destroys our country via executive order.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (ynpvh)

264 247 Going to Costco today to buy a couple of pork butts to smoke. $1.49 lb.
______

I smoked a few butts in my day!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (xnBkj)

265 "That's the Japanese flag, you stupid cow!"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (BpZ5k)

266 I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (G8NR0)
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A good impersonation on concern-trolling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (krQz2)

267 Natural hairstyles are protected by law in California.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

268 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (v6JzV)

Yes; With probably as much chance of winning as last time. I Last time at our first fundraising event I suggested to my running mate -who also has a background in theatre- that we sing Abba's , "Take A Chance One Me" which we did. This time I suggested getting cowboy hats and singing "Back In the Saddle Again" (I don't know who did that song) but her husband said that it was not professional. My husband didn't say that. He probably thinks by now I just come up with some crazy ideas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (XkYcA)

269 " Crossbow or longbow? "
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM

Please elaborate on your methodology because I feel that I might be placed in an unfair consideration category based on my past (and current) oppinons considering a broad issue that is being depicted as finite.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (XKj0h)

270 263 'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

I guess that's worse than voting for a child-assaulting Paedophile who takes money from our enemies and purposefully destroys our country via executive order.
______

Well, we have to restore precious norms, ya know.

Posted by: National Review at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (xnBkj)

271 I smoked a few butts in my day!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg

Smoked, stroked, poked...whatevs.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (xCA6C)

272 And somehow, I've been directed to watch the California Sexual Harassment training........

Good gravy......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)
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California trains you in that?!

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (krQz2)

273 262 And somehow, I've been directed to watch the California Sexual Harassment training........

Good gravy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

Cliff-notes version: If you look at them too long, it's harrassment. If you don't look at them long enough, it's harrassment. If you're a white male, you're a rapist harrasser and I don't even know why you work here.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

274 271 I smoked a few butts in my day!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg

Smoked, stroked, poked...whatevs.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (xCA6C)

Wonder if he should be called "Peg-leg" Pete...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

275 California trains you in that?!
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (krQz2)

The racism training is hilarious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 01:52 PM (BpZ5k)

276

Up for a good bamboo shoot?

Posted by: Surprise Anal Panda at May 31, 2024 01:52 PM (olKMd)

277 266 I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (G8NR0)
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A good impersonation on concern-trolling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (krQz2)

Especially when some of those folks have a fixation with taints.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

278 Guilty on all counts. The country is disgraced. Alvin Bragg should be disbarred. They will rue the day they unleashed this lawfare to corrupt a presidential election.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (NpAcC)
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This isn't a country thing. This is a New York and DC thing.

The politburo in DC leading the way.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:52 PM (krQz2)

279 Wonder if he should be called "Peg-leg" Pete...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (ynpvh)

Alfred E. Screwmen

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 01:52 PM (BpZ5k)

280 3 bucks for 2 Sausage egge cheese Crossanwhiches. 3 bucks for 2 McChickens. 89C for a sausage biscut from Macdonalds if ordered before 6am.

in 2019, and early 2020.

How's it looking now?

Posted by: Wickedpinto

Did you not get my memo?

Posted by: McDonalds CEO at May 31, 2024 01:53 PM (hCzfy)

281 JOHN YOO (LAW PROFESSOR, UC BERKELEY): Republican DAs have to prosecute Democratic officeholders in retaliation for the Trump hush money trial

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 31, 2024 01:53 PM (aFNOf)

282 >>> 277 266 I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (G8NR0)
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A good impersonation on concern-trolling.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (krQz2)

Especially when some of those folks have a fixation with taints.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:52 PM (ynpvh)

Is this about me?

Posted by: Josh Brolin at May 31, 2024 01:53 PM (llON8)

283 Which is why the screening process and interviews we do here are so important.

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ace keeps me around the same way a king keeps a farting court jester around

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:53 PM (DBZuM)

284 Sentencing is four days before the RNC Convention. I don't see how Trump is going to be there.

Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 01:53 PM (I0kUP)

285 "That's the Japanese flag, you stupid cow!"

We used to hang "period flags" out the window from the frat house.

Posted by: Delta Dan at May 31, 2024 01:53 PM (QB+5g)

286 I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!
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I blame Fluorida!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 01:53 PM (ZdexC)

287 Well I'll be!
The current Junta el jefe says I should respect the judicial process.
Well numb nuts, I did, until you and your asswipe party destroyed it.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (W/lyH)

288 How's it looking now?
Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (XKj0h)
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Horrendous. I was with my son the other day when he stopped at MacDonalds. I think he got a Big Mac, a small pack of chicken nuggets, fries, and a soda. I saw the receipt and it was $11.43.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (bS+DD)

289 It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute..., because that's what the guy who raped her said in the trial, and why wouldn't I believe him?

Posted by: Dave at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (nLwaa)

290 275 California trains you in that?!
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:51 PM (krQz2)

The racism training is hilarious.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 01:52 PM (BpZ5k)

Some years back a trainer brought in some inappropriate birthday and other cards. Some were hillarious. I had to bite my tongue...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (ynpvh)

291 "I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!"

Purity of essence sounds like a perfume.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (XkYcA)

292 Early Vote action app is the one Scott Pressler is using. You can send postcards, text or register people to vote. Scott is moving to PA and he's going to Sturgis to register bikers.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (xjTDL)

293 And somehow, I've been directed to watch the California Sexual Harassment training........

Good gravy......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (Zz0t1)

When I was in the Navy, post Tailhook, when sexual harassment was the new Red Scare, my unit at DLI did a video on sexual harassment. I got to play the sexual harasser. No kidding. And then I got to go to captain's mast. One of my best performances. It was fun.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

294 So I see the Josh Brolin comment, then it registers, oh yeak he tanned his asshole or something.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at May 31, 2024 01:55 PM (Z8Yh2)

295 Sorry, keep forgetting to fix my nic on this computer.

Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2024 01:55 PM (bS+DD)

296 I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!
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He has not kept his bodily fluids pure.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:56 PM (krQz2)

297 Tranny charged with murdering its "husband" with a samurai sword.

http://tiny.cc/kpebyz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2024 01:56 PM (Odg76)

298 "261 I fear Trump's purity of essence is now tainted forever!!"

The thing about "purity essence" of which I've tasted and smelled many, is that it's never been tested, so it's lacked the effort of care and maintenance that comes with a respectable moderatley used essance, so "purity" essence tends to taste and smell like "Trash Essence" when you get to the nitty gritty.

Not because "purity essence" is bad, it's just that the proper care and maintenance of such essence hasn't needed to be practiced do to lack of use, and "Trash Essence" is just trashy so it's never maintained. It's important to judge the PERSON not their "essence" of purity or trash.

Oh, wait, you are talking philosophy, not pussy's.

I was totally talking about clean and dirty pussy's.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 01:56 PM (XKj0h)

299 297 Tranny charged with murdering its "husband" with a samurai sword.

http://tiny.cc/kpebyz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2024 01:56 PM (Odg76)

Cultural appropriation.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:57 PM (ynpvh)

300 When I was in the Navy, post Tailhook, when sexual harassment was the new Red Scare, my unit at DLI did a video on sexual harassment. I got to play the sexual harasser. No kidding. And then I got to go to captain's mast. One of my best performances. It was fun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

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Husband got to be the drug smuggler when they did boarding officer training. He loved being the bad guy.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 01:57 PM (DRSnL)

301 Horrendous. I was with my son the other day when he stopped at MacDonalds. I think he got a Big Mac, a small pack of chicken nuggets, fries, and a soda. I saw the receipt and it was $11.43.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (bS+DD)
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You didn't shiv anybody, did you?

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:57 PM (krQz2)

302 Sentencing is four days before the RNC Convention. I don't see how Trump is going to be there.

When he addresses the audience, it'll be absolute bedlam -

Fell deeds awake: fire and slaughter! spear shall be shaken, shield be splintered, a sword-day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now, ride now ...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (xCA6C)

303 Oh, wait, you are talking philosophy, not pussy's.

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My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

304 Flashbacks to the Carnation Milk powder.
Posted by: scampydog 1978 to 1981 trying to forget at May 31, 2024 01:47 PM (2bFN5)

Mom always said it's not so bad if it's really cold.

Ha! Not even as a popsicle.

Posted by: Lady Who's Always Has a Burning Question at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (JCLJi)

305 Husband got to be the drug smuggler when they did boarding officer training. He loved being the bad guy.
Posted by: Jordan61

Most actors do.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (v6JzV)

306 Tranny charged with murdering its "husband" with a samurai sword.
http://tiny.cc/kpebyz
Posted by: bonhomme
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The hell. Must have gotten him in his sleep. That one looks like a heart attack and/or a stroke if trying to make any sudden moves.

Posted by: scampydog at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (2bFN5)

307 You didn't shiv anybody, did you?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:57 PM (krQz2)
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No, because I wasn't paying. Also because I didn't see his receipt until we got home.

Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (bS+DD)

308 Tranny charged with murdering its "husband" with a samurai sword.

http://tiny.cc/kpebyz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2024 01:56 PM (Odg76)
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Some person did some thing.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (krQz2)

309 >>> 303 Oh, wait, you are talking philosophy, not pussy's.

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My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

Is this about us?

Posted by: most if not all of the congressgritters still alive at May 31, 2024 01:59 PM (llON8)

310 Good lord, I try to stay out of every other website's comments section.

The internet is full of idiots.
Posted by: BurtTC at May

Which is why the screening process and interviews we do here are so important.
Posted by: Piper at May 31, 2024 01:43 PM (d2kuJ)

I've been around here so long, they used to make you dance nekkid in front of one of the Cobs to be allowed to comment.

Thank heavens LauraW was around in those days. The hump was a bit of a distraction, but... well, I don't know what any of the rest of these weirdos had to do.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 01:59 PM (dGCAG)

311 Words Demodummies didn't want to read today: "Fundraising Bonanza"

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 01:59 PM (G8NR0)

312 303 Oh, wait, you are talking philosophy, not pussy's.

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My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

Or BJ Billy-Bobs rapes. Hey, ladies, you should get down on your KNEES and give him BJs for his support of abortion!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 01:59 PM (ynpvh)

313 I thought singing "Back In The Saddle Again" sounded pretty funny. Some Republican I know said that we need to incorporate some humor into our speeches like Reagan. Well, after all Reagan was a former performer too. He would have looked better- in the past-in a cowboy than I would.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (XkYcA)

314 Posted by: most if not all of the congressgritters still alive at May 31, 2024 01:59 PM (llON8

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Alive AND dead.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (DRSnL)

315 297 Tranny charged with murdering its "husband" with a samurai sword.
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Oh, no!!

Is the TX MoMe cancelled??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (ZdexC)

316 Horrendous. I was with my son the other day when he stopped at MacDonalds. I think he got a Big Mac, a small pack of chicken nuggets, fries, and a soda. I saw the receipt and it was $11.43.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 31, 2024 01:54 PM (bS+DD)

Actually that's not too bad. The same meal here would be a couple of bucks more.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (W/lyH)

317 Local fox channel reported on Trump's press conference today. HEADLINE was:

Trump FALSELY claims the trial was rigged

Yes. Blatant and obvious commentary disguised as news is REALLY going to make people believe the media.

Good job, "elites". You really deserve to rule!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (JMAcK)

318 Lies all the way down. Have a good one. Gotta get back to modifying my CAT D9.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (bEn/X)

319
I smoked a few butts in my day!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 31, 2024 01:49 PM (xnBkj)

Psh, we all know you’re a bottom.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (iSfV4)

320 Addition to the fast food pricing differences thing I noticed this in my own comment."

"89C for a sausage biscut from Macdonalds if ordered before 6am."

My wife isn't a rube, but she's straight Strayan M8. so it takes her a second to translate even though she knows all the words.

"A Sausage BISCUIT?! Like Cookie." she asked me. "Oh Fucking GOD honey!" "Oh, like biscuits and gravy! I like those." "Really honey? It took you 30 seconds to figure that the fuck out?"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (XKj0h)

321 My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

Or BJ Billy-Bobs rapes. Hey, ladies, you should get down on your KNEES and give him BJs for his support of abortion!

IIRC, there is a law that prohibits countering bimbo eruptions.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (xCA6C)

322 My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

There is an actual fund of taxpayer money set aside to pay off people who got to enjoy a struggle snuggle with an MoC.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (BpZ5k)

323 They finally pumped the senile child molester full of drugs, and he made some remarks:

BREAKING: Outraged Biden blasts Trump after jury finds him guilty in liberal New York, says, "It's reckless, dangerous, and irresponsible for anyone to say this was rigged just because they don't like the verdict." WATCH

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""It's reckless, it's dangerous, and it's irresponsible for anyone to say this was rigged just because they don't like the verdict. Our justice system has endured for nearly 250 years, and it is literally the cornerstone of America. Our justice system should be respected, and we should never allow anyone to tear it down. It's as simple as that."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna)

324 284 Sentencing is four days before the RNC Convention. I don't see how Trump is going to be there.
Posted by: torabora

Sounds! They're on to me! Thank goodness I'm absolutely untouchable and unaccountable for my obvious election interference. I think I'll rub one out under my robes thinking of the impotent rage of you Rethuglicans.

Ohh, yeah....who's Trump's daddy....

Posted by: Judge Merchan at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (JCZqz)

325 Actually that's not too bad. The same meal here would be a couple of bucks more.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (W/lyH)
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Here too. We were in a rural part of PA.

Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (bS+DD)

326 My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

Denny Hastert was paying off a minor he homosexually raped. No one on either side thought that disqualified him from being Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Oh Ny Stars and Garters, Trump Said "Pussy" at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (6A9NB)

327 317 Local fox channel reported on Trump's press conference today. HEADLINE was:

Trump FALSELY claims the trial was rigged

Yes. Blatant and obvious commentary disguised as news is REALLY going to make people believe the media.

Good job, "elites". You really deserve to rule!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (JMAcK)

Will he be sued for defamation E. Jean Carroll style?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (ynpvh)

328 The economy is so bad I've been forced to snack on Golden Rounds instead of Ritz crackers. I can't really tell a difference, but that isn't the point.

Posted by: Weasel at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (JwHpX)

329 @amuse

Americans are waking up. If Biden can get Trump he can get anyone. No one in this nation is safe.

tinyurl.com/yaxs8mxh

tinyurl.com/2faw7bes

Posted by: redridinghood at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (NpAcC)

330 > So I see the Josh Brolin comment, then it registers, oh yeak he tanned his asshole or something.

Here's the quote:

"Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously."

Everyone knows actors are stupid. Apparently they're even dumber than I thought.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (Odg76)

331 My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

Is this about us?
Posted by: most if not all of the congressgritters still alive at May 31, 2024 01:59 PM (llON

They actually have a fund. Like an insurance policy. If you get a bimbo eruption, they pay out. They all contribute, because you never know.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (dGCAG)

332 Tranny charged with murdering its "husband" with a samurai sword.
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Not guilty. The sword identifies as a feather duster.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (G8NR0)

333 >>>t's like finding out Liberace is a fag.
Posted by: ...

Liberace was gay???
Posted by
****
There was a Star Trek where Liberace played Judge Merchan in a kangaroo court and sentenced Captain Kirk to be dead dead dead.

Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (I0kUP)

334 You didn't shiv anybody, did you?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 01:57 PM (krQz2)
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No, because I wasn't paying. Also because I didn't see his receipt until we got home.
Posted by: bluebell at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (bS+DD)
***

Next time, eat inside the place. When you pick your teeth with the shiv, the service will get immediately better.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (W/lyH)

335 Lyin' Used Car Salesman FJB is trying to sell a lemon to Israel.

Posted by: Gref at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (5fDan)

336 I wish biden would drop dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (W2Pud)

337 My favorite thing about all this is how people are saying with a straight face that paying off a whore should disqualify one from holding political office since thats never been done before.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

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Now do Bob Menendez sleeping with underage prostitutes.

Even if Trump screwed Daniels, Clinton got blown by a subordinate in the Whitehouse, and caused the state millions of dollars to uncover it.

This is bottom third Democrat scandal behavior.

I used to believe a lot more before the trial trotted out just how much "proof" they have that Trump did Daniels.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:02 PM (krQz2)

338 >>> 336 I wish biden would drop dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (W2Pud)

Can we wait a bit longer please? I really don't want that smell any closer.

Posted by: Stan at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (llON8)

339 Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna)

We live in dangerous times.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (ynpvh)

340 ""It's reckless, it's dangerous, and it's irresponsible for anyone to say this was rigged just because they don't like the verdict. Our justice system has endured for nearly 250 years, and it is literally the cornerstone of America. Our justice system should be respected, and we should never allow anyone to tear it down. It's as simple as that."

We'll remember you said that when you're up on bribery charges.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (xCA6C)

341 Sentencing is four days before the RNC Convention. I don't see how Trump is going to be there.

Trump will be in Rikers.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (uxCna)

342
""It's reckless, it's dangerous, and it's irresponsible for anyone to say this was rigged just because they don't like the verdict. Our justice system has endured for nearly 250 years, and it is literally the cornerstone of America. Our justice system should be respected, and we should never allow anyone to tear it down. It's as simple as that."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna)

Yeah, Like senile Joe could write something like that.. Hey Joe, if Hunter is found guilty will "you" say the same thing ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (Akjoo)

343 Justice system. Cornerstone. 250 years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna)

He then added "But don't forget cops are racist and corrupt."

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (G8NR0)

344 Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 01:58 PM (DBZuM)

Probably the same people who shriek that if you're a Christian why would you vote for Trump? Uhh, because he's not running to be my pastor or the head of the Knights of Columbus.l

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (XkYcA)

345 >>> 343 Justice system. Cornerstone. 250 years.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna)

He then added "But don't forget cops are racist and corrupt."
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (G8NR0)

DEFUND!!!

Posted by: Buy Large Mansions at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (llON8)

346 336 I wish biden would drop dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (W2Pud)

Too quick... Slow and lingering demise

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (Akjoo)

347 330 > So I see the Josh Brolin comment, then it registers, oh yeak he tanned his asshole or something.

Here's the quote:

"Tried this perineum sunning that I’ve been hearing about and my suggestion is DO NOT do it as long as I did. My pucker hole is crazy burned and I was going to spend the day shopping with my family and instead I’m icing and using aloe and burn creams because of the severity of the pain. I don’t know who the fuck thought of this stupid shit but fuck you nonetheless. Seriously."

Everyone knows actors are stupid. Apparently they're even dumber than I thought.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (Odg76)

has he tried the Tide pods yet?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (ynpvh)

348 "300 When I was in the Navy, post Tailhook, when sexual harassment was the new Red Scare, my unit at DLI did a video on sexual harassment. I got to play the sexual harasser. No kidding. And then I got to go to captain's mast. One of my best performances. It was fun.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 01:55 PM (v6JzV)

There is an article written in like 2002 about the Tailhook "scandal" andhow about 1/2 of it is bullshit if not more, and that there was a theory that it was actually a move to purge the aging officers out of the service to supply promotions for newer ones.

At the time I thought it was rather DARK, but now? Who fucking knows, I don't recognize my nation, I don't know who's who, my friends have opinions that change with tick tock, my family doesn't have any kind of goal towards what they want to achive, and I'm alone in the wind wondering. "Can I just fix some of the shit that you guys keep breaking?" "NO WE HAVE TO SUMMON A COMMITTE FIRST!"

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (XKj0h)

349 finding out your sister is a prostitute.'

If you're a Democrat your brother is your sister...
and a very ugly prostitute.

Posted by: DaveA at May 31, 2024 02:05 PM (FhXTo)

350 Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna)

He then added "But don't forget cops are racist and corrupt."
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:03 PM (G8NR0)
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Exactly.

Combine what Dems say: "You must respect the outcome of a systemically racist system whose enforcement arm should have been totally defunded years ago and we should have done away with prisons cause mean."

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:05 PM (krQz2)

351 336 I wish biden would drop dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (W2Pud)

Then you'd have Kumala...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

352 >>> 351 336 I wish biden would drop dead.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (W2Pud)

Then you'd have Kumala...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:05 PM (ynpvh)

Don't be so sure about that.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 31, 2024 02:06 PM (llON8)

353 Local fox channel reported on Trump's press conference today. HEADLINE was:

Trump FALSELY claims the trial was rigged

Yes. Blatant and obvious commentary disguised as news is REALLY going to make people believe the media.

Good job, "elites". You really deserve to rule!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (JMAcK)

=====

Our local CBS site headline is "Trump delivers rambling response to guilty verdict, falsely blasting 'rigged trial,' slamming Cohen."

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:06 PM (DRSnL)

354 I remember reading about President Kennedy and his brother double teaming their whores.

I don't know if that had anything to do with their murders though.

Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (I0kUP)

355 310 I've been around here so long, they used to make you dance nekkid in front of one of the Cobs to be allowed to comment.

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: naked-testicle spiderman at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (v3pYe)

356 Our justice system has endured for nearly 250 years, and it is literally the cornerstone of America. Our justice system should be respected, and we should never allow anyone to tear it down. It's as simple as that."
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 31, 2024 02:00 PM (uxCna)

Yes, these are all reasons I'm so peeved about the left destroying our justice system.

Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (Sf2cq)

357 354 I remember reading about President Kennedy and his brother double teaming their whores.

I don't know if that had anything to do with their murders though.

Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (I0kUP)

Don't think so; the CIA is not that petty.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (ynpvh)

358 144...I'm doing very well in Biden's economy and so are tons of other people. Maybe it's time to tax capital gains more since "job creators" created too many jobs.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (JCZqz)

Must be that retired electrician...

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (Rbu5d)

359 I don't know if that had anything to do with their murders though.
Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (I0kUP

Obviously it did.

Oh, you meant the Kennedys' murders.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (BpZ5k)

360 355 310 I've been around here so long, they used to make you dance nekkid in front of one of the Cobs to be allowed to comment.

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: naked-testicle spiderman at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (v3pYe)

One ball to control them all...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (ynpvh)

361 #MENSTRUATION AFFECTS HALF THE U.S. WORKFORCE BUT TALKING ABOUT IT AT WORK CAN BE TABOO. FOR #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY, HERE ARE 5 EASY ACTIONS EMPLOYERS CAN TAKE TO HELP MENSTRUATORS THRIVE AT WORK.

Here's tip # 1: Don't ask the "menstruators" to talk about it at work.

Nobody wants to hear any details about it except the creepy perverts.

... unless someone is leaving bloodstains all over the chairs. Then it becomes a public health issue.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (ou9hh)

362
336 I wish biden would drop dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM

Me too.

Posted by: Vice President Kamala Harris at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (+oR7L)

363 Sadly, I want Biden to live with his dementia, then have to be constantly reminded that he was once president and not remember a bit of it as he dies a lonely, miserable death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

364 1. Respect the Justice System.

2. The old system had bail, which was racist.

So, it becomes Respect the System as we change it.

That, I will not do. I respect a working system, not whatever system you geniuses decide to replace it with.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (krQz2)

365

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

366 We have to respect the results of the criminal-justice system, says people who've been arguing the criminal-justice system is rigged for decades.

Okay.

Posted by: Sure at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (6A9NB)

367 I don't care if Brandon lives or dies. None of this matters.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (0FoWg)

368 361 #MENSTRUATION AFFECTS HALF THE U.S. WORKFORCE BUT TALKING ABOUT IT AT WORK CAN BE TABOO. FOR #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY, HERE ARE 5 EASY ACTIONS EMPLOYERS CAN TAKE TO HELP MENSTRUATORS THRIVE AT WORK.

Here's tip # 1: Don't ask the "menstruators" to talk about it at work.

Nobody wants to hear any details about it except the creepy perverts.

... unless someone is leaving bloodstains all over the chairs. Then it becomes a public health issue.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (ou9hh)

Not true. Some women in the workforce are post-menopausal.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (ynpvh)

369 Out: Free Mumia!

Double Out: The system is corrupt and rigged!

In: How DARE you impugn the unimpeachable integrity of our big beautiful perfect justice system!

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (G8NR0)

370 365

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

I concur

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

371 #MENSTRUATION AFFECTS HALF THE U.S. WORKFORCE BUT TALKING ABOUT IT AT WORK CAN BE TABOO. FOR #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY, HERE ARE 5 EASY ACTIONS EMPLOYERS CAN TAKE TO HELP MENSTRUATORS THRIVE AT WORK.
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A lot of people fuck, but strangely enough they can't talk about it at work!

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

372 Respect the system we just bent backwards and violated with a T-post in the middle of the town square for no other reason than to demonstrate our power.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (BpZ5k)

373 ---
A lot of people fuck, but strangely enough they can't talk about it at work!
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

I do all the time!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (Zz0t1)

374 Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

I concur
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
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A fellow member of the post-nothing club, eh?

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

375 >>> 369 Out: Free Mumia!

Double Out: The system is corrupt and rigged!

In: How DARE you impugn the unimpeachable integrity of our big beautiful perfect justice system!
Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (G8NR0)

Listen to this guy.

Posted by: Believe All Women, except those ones, and besides are you a biologist? at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (llON8)

376 ... unless someone is leaving bloodstains all over the chairs. Then it becomes a public health issue.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (ou9hh)
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A wandering menstrual.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (mUnoX)

377 371 #MENSTRUATION AFFECTS HALF THE U.S. WORKFORCE BUT TALKING ABOUT IT AT WORK CAN BE TABOO. FOR #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY, HERE ARE 5 EASY ACTIONS EMPLOYERS CAN TAKE TO HELP MENSTRUATORS THRIVE AT WORK.
---
A lot of people fuck, but strangely enough they can't talk about it at work!

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

We certainly don't.

Posted by: Gay Paedo Priests at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)

378 I'm so glad I'm a guy and don't have to deal with the monthly bleed. Yuck.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (v6JzV)

379 ... unless someone is leaving bloodstains all over the chairs. Then it becomes a public health issue.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (ou9hh)

=====

I was horrified when I found out that free bleeding is a thing.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (DRSnL)

380 361 #MENSTRUATION AFFECTS HALF THE U.S. WORKFORCE BUT TALKING ABOUT IT AT WORK CAN BE TABOO. FOR #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY, HERE ARE 5 EASY ACTIONS EMPLOYERS CAN TAKE TO HELP MENSTRUATORS THRIVE AT WORK.

For people who are men's equals, menstruators sure do require a lot of federal attention and intervention just to hold down a job.

Posted by: Almost Like Equality is a Lie at May 31, 2024 02:11 PM (6A9NB)

381 374 Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

I concur
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
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A fellow member of the post-nothing club, eh?
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

A close-tag is not a nothing post.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:11 PM (iSfV4)

382 374 Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (krQz2)

I concur
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (ynpvh)
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A fellow member of the post-nothing club, eh?

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (krQz2)

Sometimes, the best response is no response...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:11 PM (ynpvh)

383
Remember when Joe Biden was let off the legal hook because "he was an elderly man with memory problems that a jury would be sympathetic too"?

Fuck that shit. When Trump gets in, his justice department needs to go after Joey long and hard.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 31, 2024 02:11 PM (+oR7L)

384 =====

I was horrified when I found out that free bleeding is a thing.
Posted by: Jordan61 at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (DRSnL)

I mean, they've been using it for art and baking bread with yeast infection for a long time now......

The left has been broken for decades and aren't getting any better.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

385 376 ... unless someone is leaving bloodstains all over the chairs. Then it becomes a public health issue.
Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 31, 2024 02:08 PM (ou9hh)
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A wandering menstrual.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (mUnoX)

Oh Lord. LOL

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

386 Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog 1h
Red state DAs need to arrest corrupt Democrats and prosecute them in front of Republican juries that already hate them before the trial even begins. I'm not saying we should "stoop to the Left's level." I'm saying we should stop pretending that we live in a country that no longer exists.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 47m
Hunter Biden should be charged with prostitution and sex trafficking, Joe Biden should be charged in Texas with conspiracy to commit human trafficking and drug trafficking given his border schemes, and Jill Biden should be charged with elder abuse.

The Left needs to be terrorized with its own lawfare until it repents, begs for mercy, and self-deports.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdexC)

387 We have to respect the results of the criminal-justice system, says people who've been arguing the criminal-justice system is rigged for decades.

Okay.
Posted by: Sure at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM (6A9NB)
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Like children, it works mainly when it works the way they want it.

That prompts a question: is outcomes-based mainly trantrum-related?

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (krQz2)

388 My post got eaten...

Is this a thing, cause it sure feels like a thing.

I wonder if anything else occurred around that three year time frame.

https://tinyurl.com/mv7a9w6h

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (a1415)

389 Menstruators. Isn't that what they called women in The Handmaid's Tale?

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (G8NR0)

390 Probably the same people who shriek that if you're a Christian why would you vote for Trump? Uhh, because he's not running to be my pastor or the head of the Knights of Columbus.l
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (XkYcA)

Also, my Christian values tell me not to vote for the guy who "bad touches" little girls in front of their families while being photographed and video recorded. That guy's moral compass is a mess.

Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (Sf2cq)

391 Besides, if Brandon dies, we get at least two terms of Harris. Maybe six or seven. Just as bad, but not half as funny. I hope he makes it through his second term so they can replace him with someone less annoying than her.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2024 02:13 PM (0FoWg)

392 346 336 I wish biden would drop dead.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (W2Pud)

Too quick... Slow and lingering demise
Posted by: It's me donna

Not yet. I want to see him slip further into a demented nightmare, to be humiliated over the next several months in front of the world, and then crushed by "convicted-felon Trump", forever tarnishing and destroying his legacy. THEN he can die...a broken, bitter failure.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 31, 2024 02:13 PM (JCZqz)

393 "Denny Hastert was paying off a minor he homosexually raped. No one on either side thought that disqualified him from being Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Oh Ny Stars and Garters, Trump Said "Pussy" at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (6A9NB) "

he was immediately removed from position and resigned from office. How's Menendez doing? Hillary? Biden? Bill, GORE for his money laundering, . . .BUTTPLUGGAJUDGE? How are they working out?

Live up to your fake standards Assmuncher.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:13 PM (XKj0h)

394 390 Probably the same people who shriek that if you're a Christian why would you vote for Trump? Uhh, because he's not running to be my pastor or the head of the Knights of Columbus.l
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (XkYcA)

Also, my Christian values tell me not to vote for the guy who "bad touches" little girls in front of their families while being photographed and video recorded. That guy's moral compass is a mess.

Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (Sf2cq)

That's because he doesn't have one.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 31, 2024 02:13 PM (ynpvh)

395 June is when commercial real estate starts to crash

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 31, 2024 02:14 PM (Hr1b0)

396 #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY

Only a day? Shouldn't it be a week?

Posted by: Leviticus 15:19 at May 31, 2024 02:14 PM (Xmq8k)

397 Our justice system should be respected, and we should never allow anyone to tear it down. It's as simple as that."

****************

Fuck your "justice" system you butt fucking pedophile

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 02:14 PM (DBZuM)

398 The Left needs to be terrorized with its own lawfare until it repents, begs for mercy, and self-deports.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdexC)
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There are two outcomes of reform:

1. Democrats are going to suffer from retribution for their presumptions on the use of power.

2. They crash everything in the driver's seat and serve as an example of what not to do for the next civilization to crawl from the wreckage.

My money has long been on #2.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)

399 Only a day? Shouldn't it be a week?
Posted by: Leviticus 15:19 at May 31, 2024 02:14 PM (Xmq8k)

My wife unironically thinks a week in a tent each month is a GREAT idea.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:15 PM (iSfV4)

400 396 #MENSTRUALHYGIENEDAY

Only a day? Shouldn't it be a week?

Posted by: Leviticus 15:19 at May 31, 2024 02:14 PM (Xmq8k)

Hey now. We only bathe once per year, whether we needed it or not.

Posted by: Knights of Old at May 31, 2024 02:15 PM (ynpvh)

401 Skinsuits.

It's all skinsuits.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:15 PM (BpZ5k)

402 392 Not yet. I want to see him slip further into a demented nightmare, to be humiliated over the next several months in front of the world, and then crushed by "convicted-felon Trump", forever tarnishing and destroying his legacy.

the founding ~~fathers~~ parents clearly never intended to allow electoral votes to be cast for a convicted felon. rejected! *gavel pound*

Posted by: vp harris at May 31, 2024 02:15 PM (v3pYe)

403 354 I remember reading about President Kennedy and his brother double teaming their whores.

I don't know if that had anything to do with their murders though.

Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:07 PM (I0kUP

You deserve special recognition for that. Far more succinct and funny than any of the shit I get noted for.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (XKj0h)

404 Trump's accountant labeled a payment to a lawyer as "legal fees." The nerve of that felon! I can't even...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (XMwZJ)

405 398 The Left needs to be terrorized with its own lawfare until it repents, begs for mercy, and self-deports.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdexC)
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There are two outcomes of reform:

1. Democrats are going to suffer from retribution for their presumptions on the use of power.

2. They crash everything in the driver's seat and serve as an example of what not to do for the next civilization to crawl from the wreckage.

My money has long been on #2.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:15 PM (krQz2)

Unless you remember the history and say "Never Again!", it'll happen again. The allure of power and free stuff is too great for the human mind to ignore...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

406 365
Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:09 PM

* nods *

Posted by: zombie Calvin Coolage at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (a3Q+t)

407 Ah, so next up is "criticizing the show trial is insurrection" will be the next play.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (0FoWg)

408 June is coming soon. All over the place.

Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (mMbUK)

409 260 Canadian city of Victoria flies "period flag" to "work towards menstrual equity"

https://shorturl.at/jCXsh

-
"Menstrual equity"¿
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 31, 2024 01:48 PM (L/fGl)

Stronk empowered independent womenstruators.

Posted by: Seriously, 13-year old girls have more dignity than this at May 31, 2024 02:17 PM (k3d8O)

410 383
Remember when Joe Biden was let off the legal hook because "he was an elderly man with memory problems that a jury would be sympathetic too"?

Fuck that shit. When Trump gets in, his justice department needs to go after Joey long and hard.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 31, 2024 02:11 PM (+oR7L)

FJB will establish a precedent for all future Presidents by issuing himself a pardon for everything he did since he was born, the morning of January 20th, 2025.

Posted by: Gref at May 31, 2024 02:17 PM (5fDan)

411 Unless you remember the history and say "Never Again!", it'll happen again. The allure of power and free stuff is too great for the human mind to ignore...
Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (ynpvh)

It’ll be different this time, because REASONS!
~ Future people making the same mistakes

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:17 PM (iSfV4)

412 College Republicans @CRNC 10h
Today's convictions are the result of a politically motivated prosecution, but a verdict was handed down by jurors whose decisions were made in accordance with our criminal justice system. As such, the outcome of this trial should be respected.

Just like the decision of voters on November 5th.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:17 PM (ZdexC)

413 Trump's accountant labeled a payment to a lawyer as "legal fees." The nerve of that felon! I can't even...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (XMwZJ)

It was a payment to Cohen, his LAWYER at the time. The fact that HE used it to pay off a skank whore for something without Trump's knowledge.......

Not mentioning the trial was farcical from the standpoint the statute of limitations had run out on anything that might've been considered illegal years ago.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:17 PM (Zz0t1)

414 402 392 Not yet. I want to see him slip further into a demented nightmare, to be humiliated over the next several months in front of the world, and then crushed by "convicted-felon Trump", forever tarnishing and destroying his legacy.

the founding fathers parents clearly never intended to allow electoral votes to be cast for a convicted felon. rejected! *gavel pound*

Posted by: vp harris at May 31, 2024 02:15 PM (v3pYe)

But don't you also believe they were racist honky slave-owning slave rapists?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:17 PM (ynpvh)

415 College Republicans @CRNC 10h
Today's convictions are the result of a politically motivated prosecution, but a verdict was handed down by jurors whose decisions were made in accordance with our criminal justice system. As such, the outcome of this trial should be respected.

Everything those f*cks just said is bullshit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz0t1)

416 408 June is coming soon. All over the place.

Yep... Pride month.... The dog rescue my husband works part time for is going to march in the local pride parade with the doggies... I asked my husband if any of the dogs were gay ? Needless to say he's not going to be in the parade

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:18 PM (Akjoo)

417 Ah, so next up is "criticizing the show trial is insurrection" will be the next play.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I don't care. The trial was invalid on its face.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (cnRix)

418 June is coming soon. All over the place.
Posted by: Eromero at May 31, 2024 02:16 PM (mMbUK)

In men's asses.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (Zz0t1)

419 A wandering menstrual.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 31, 2024 02:10 PM (mUnoX)

Good one!

Posted by: Lady Who's Always Has a Burning Question at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (JCLJi)

420 Yep... Pride month.... The dog rescue my husband works part time for is going to march in the local pride parade with the doggies... I asked my husband if any of the dogs were gay ? Needless to say he's not going to be in the parade
Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:18 PM (Akjoo)

Are you saying your husband doesn’t want to wear the ribbon!?

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (iSfV4)

421 Our justice system should be respected, and we should never allow anyone to tear it down. It's as simple as that."

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Fuck your "justice" system you butt fucking pedophile
Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at May 31, 2024 02:14 PM (DBZuM)
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Thing is that most people I know aren't for tearing anything down. They're for using the remaining leverage that they have and submitting a vote. Also speaking out, like we have heard the Justice System complainers do for the LAST 100 fucking years!

They're saying we have to like it, because they like it.

But they are vapid heads who can't put a decent analytical argument together.

They don't see what's wrong with Bragg researching how Trump can be charged!

They would certainly point out what is wrong with a Red State AG researching how they can charge even Hunter or Joe!

They don't see it, because their apparatus is emotion and not at all logic. Which is why they should not be in seats of power over Law.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (krQz2)

422 415 College Republicans @CRNC 10h
Today's convictions are the result of a politically motivated prosecution, but a verdict was handed down by jurors whose decisions were made in accordance with our criminal justice system. As such, the outcome of this trial should be respected.

WTF? They said it was politically motivated but should be honored ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (Akjoo)

423 Denny Hastert, longest-serving Republican Speaker of the House, and convicted pedophile?

Namesake of the Hastert Rule? Still followed.

Funny how Republicans put up with pedos and criminals. Maybe they're in your tent, like the weirdos MAGAs and Gaetzes.

Posted by: BearCocaine at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (B2Mbt)

424 Also, nood Denver migrants.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (iSfV4)

425 393 "Denny Hastert was paying off a minor he homosexually raped. No one on either side thought that disqualified him from being Speaker of the House.

Posted by: Oh Ny Stars and Garters, Trump Said "Pussy" at May 31, 2024 02:01 PM (6A9NB) "

he was immediately removed from position and resigned from office. How's Menendez doing? Hillary? Biden? Bill, GORE for his money laundering, . . .BUTTPLUGGAJUDGE? How are they working out?

Live up to your fake standards Assmuncher.
Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:13 PM (XKj0h)

The angry posts from people who don't understand the post they are responding to are some of the funniest. Also, you don't know what are talking about when it comes to Hastert, who resigned in 2006 /07 because the GOP lost its majority, not because the kid-toucher stuff.

Posted by: Almost Like Equality is a Lie at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (6A9NB)

426 The King also once demanded respect for his noble system while a bunch of drunks were writing the world's greatest Fuck You letter since a bunch of cossacks sat down with pen and ink to let the sultan know what they thought.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 31, 2024 02:19 PM (BpZ5k)

427 416 408 June is coming soon. All over the place.

Yep... Pride month.... The dog rescue my husband works part time for is going to march in the local pride parade with the doggies... I asked my husband if any of the dogs were gay ? Needless to say he's not going to be in the parade

Posted by: It's me donna at May 31, 2024 02:18 PM (Akjoo)

Is Pride Month when large family groups of lions are released during the parades?

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

428 Canadian city of Victoria flies "period flag" to "work towards menstrual equity"

Can that mean anything other then stabbing guys in the junk?

Posted by: I mean really can it? at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

429 Ah, so next up is "criticizing the show trial is insurrection" will be the next play.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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It's what Putin would do--so it's TREASON!!!

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (krQz2)

430 NOOD! Denver insanity.

Posted by: Moonbeam at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (rbKZ6)

431 The dog rescue my husband works part time for is going to march in the local pride parade with the doggies... I asked my husband if any of the dogs were gay ? Needless to say he's not going to be in the parade
Posted by: It's me donna

Several male dogs have humped my leg, stuffed animals, and each other, so I think they're all pansexual.

Posted by: Donna's Husband at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (JCZqz)

432 Axeman, you need to put a close tag in your sig.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (iSfV4)

433 Oooh. Somebody didn't de-italicize...

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (ynpvh)

434 Our local CBS site headline is "Trump delivers rambling response to guilty verdict, falsely blasting 'rigged trial,' slamming Cohen."
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What is 'false' about it? Show your work, 'journalists'.

Posted by: National Review at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (xnBkj)

435 I never read Wellborn because I just can't take the terrible, awful, unreadable, unfunny pun headlines.

Posted by: Candidus at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (OiKvY)

436 432 Axeman, you need to put a close tag in your sig.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 31, 2024 02:20 PM (iSfV4)

Maybe he likes living dangerously--The Barrel

Posted by: jim (in Kaliforna) at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (ynpvh)

437 he was immediately removed from position and resigned from office. How's Menendez doing? Hillary? Biden? Bill, GORE for his money laundering, . . .BUTTPLUGGAJUDGE? How are they working out?

Well...eventually yes.

But he was blackmailed for years before that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)

438 "Also, my Christian values tell me not to vote for the guy who "bad touches" little girls in front of their families while being photographed and video recorded. That guy's moral compass is a mess.

Posted by: Emmie at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (Sf2cq)
"

Also, Trump hugs the son of a fallen soldier on Memorial day a the child cries and tells The President of The United States of America, unasked, if he knows his father, and trump asks him to introduce him, and Trump, the MONSTER, he walks to the grave the of the little boys father, and listens to the boy tell the story's of a father he never had, and then the boy gets emotional while wearing a copy of his fathers Blues, including his cover, and hugs THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES LEG, as the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES leans over and hugs the boy, and tells the boy that his father was a hero.

Meanwhile, the dessicated bag of salt who sits in the oval office shitting his pants needs to be right there next to a prepubescent girls hair and neck. Just like he always did with his daughter.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (XKj0h)

439 College Republicans @CRNC 10h
Today's convictions are the result of a politically motivated prosecution, but a verdict was handed down by jurors whose decisions were made in accordance with our criminal justice system. As such, the outcome of this trial should be respected.
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As I'm not going to use any extra-judicial means to overturn it, I already respect it.

But I choose what I respect.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (krQz2)

440 Every other trial is named what the crime is.

Murder trial
Burglary trial

This was just named with what they thought will win them the most votes. Hush Money. And if course there's no crime committed so that's convenient.

Posted by: ... at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (G8NR0)

441 Sponge -- Yes, but perhaps you missed the last line in that message from the college repubs. Playing the game, they are.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (XMwZJ)

442 But he was blackmailed for years before that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 31, 2024 02:21 PM (ibTVg)

We didn't know, he hid it, when WE found out we acted AGAINST.

Now do any democrat. . . ANY DEMOCRAT!

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:22 PM (XKj0h)

443
-"'It's like finding out your sister is a prostitute."

You wish.
Prostitutes demand cash on the barrel head.
None of this: "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today."

Posted by: Speller at May 31, 2024 02:23 PM (pSotA)

444 386 Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog 1h
Red state DAs need to arrest corrupt Democrats and prosecute them in front of Republican juries that already hate them before the trial even begins. I'm not saying we should "stoop to the Left's level." I'm saying we should stop pretending that we live in a country that no longer exists.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 47m
Hunter Biden should be charged with prostitution and sex trafficking, Joe Biden should be charged in Texas with conspiracy to commit human trafficking and drug trafficking given his border schemes, and Jill Biden should be charged with elder abuse.

The Left needs to be terrorized with its own lawfare until it repents, begs for mercy, and self-deports.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdexC)

I don't disagree with this...
BUT
after 2 fake impeachments the GOP answered with a failed impeachment of a cabinet post.
We are way past the MAD stage... this has gotten here because there has been no response for anything since 2017... including a very public stealing of elections.

Posted by: Inogame at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (53oGX)

445 /Off tired old media sock

And NOOD illegals

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (xnBkj)

446 Nic update

Posted by: ShainS -- 'Guilty Until Proven Guilty' Future 'Convicted Felon' at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (5jE4B)

447 This time I suggested getting cowboy hats and singing "Back In the Saddle Again" (I don't know who did that song) but her husband said that it was not professional.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (XkYcA)

Gene Autry. (in case no one's said it)

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (0eaVi)

448 " The dog rescue my husband works part time for is going to march in the local pride parade with the doggies..."

Should ha' said no on the grounds that they don't have the resources to treat the dogs for monkey pox afterwards

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (ou9hh)

449 "444 386 Matt Walsh @MattWalshBlog 1h
Red state DAs need to arrest corrupt Democrats and prosecute them in front of Republican juries that already hate them before the trial even begins. I'm not saying we should "stoop to the Left's level." I'm saying we should stop pretending that we live in a country that no longer exists.

Sean Davis @seanmdav 47m
Hunter Biden should be charged with prostitution and sex trafficking, Joe Biden should be charged in Texas with conspiracy to commit human trafficking and drug trafficking given his border schemes, and Jill Biden should be charged with elder abuse.

The Left needs to be terrorized with its own lawfare until it repents, begs for mercy, and self-deports.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 31, 2024 02:12 PM (ZdexC)

I don't disagree with this...
BUT
after 2 fake impeachments the GOP answered with a failed impeachment of a cabinet post.
We are way past the MAD stage... this has gotten here because there has been no response for anything since 2017... including a very public stealing of elections.

Posted by: Inogame at May 31, 2024 02:24 PM (53oGX) "

I'm known as a bit of a wildcard on this site with my off the rails shit (cunt)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:27 PM (XKj0h)

450 We very proud of sister, she #5 prostitute in all Kazakhstan

Posted by: Joe kidtoucher at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (W+TLY)

451 The ONLY evidence of the actual arrangement for Cohen's payment for the Daniels NDA was Cohen's testimony that he made a 90 second phone call where he discussed Trump paying him (back $130,000 for his HELOC he used to get the money) and also a bitch session with Trump over being harassed by a 14 year old prank caller.

Defense lawyers should have absolutely killed Cohen over that because if Trump was actually a penny pinching micromanaging boss why did he pay $430000 for a $130000 charge and argue and negotiate a lot. Also why did Cohen bother Trump with a harassment phone call and why didn't Cohen just block the kid's phone number.

I'm thinking Cohen might just have a thing for teenage boys and they're ringing him. Think Hastert.

Blanchard on cross: Mr. Cohen, do you have illicit sex with 14 year old boys?

Seems like defense missed opportunities.

Posted by: torabora at May 31, 2024 02:29 PM (I0kUP)

452 This time I suggested getting cowboy hats and singing "Back In the Saddle Again" (I don't know who did that song) but her husband said that it was not professional.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 01:50 PM (XkYcA)

Gene Autry. (in case no one's said it)
Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 31, 2024 02:25 PM (0eaVi)
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I was going to guess Aerosmith.

Posted by: Axeman at May 31, 2024 02:32 PM (krQz2)

453 But I'm really not. My point being I agree with you in the whole on this, but I would actually go much further, it's why I'm a bit of a hermit, even with a family.

The degree of HATRED I have for these IDIOTS, Incompetents and general defectives who are at a high level of AUTHORITY, over ME? Is immeasurable.

I KNOW I am rather intelligent, in fact a genius, but BARELY, so maybe not. I'm Just enough in my ego. These fucking people are FUCKING IDIOTS!

Story. I'm fostering my son, he USED to be my foster son, now he's my fucking son, eat a dick DOCS, I will always be his dad.

Anyways, we got him when he was 15 months old, we held him close for a few months and than at about 18 we let him go to daycare for socialization.

He was a little kid in the little kid/toddler room, but my boy, he didn't want to be talked down to he wanted to see the world, so we were told by the "carers" that he was despondant and not interacive. Which was a surprise to us, because we would take him out and he would be a fucking terror.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:33 PM (XKj0h)

454 THEN! something happened. The carers LEARNED what it was like to be around my kid.

What my boy was doing was he was watching. He didn't want anything to do with the little kid toddler room, even though he was only just a toddler (thank you shitty preparents) He wanted to be in the big kid area.

What he was doing was he was figuring out how to get through the gate. NO SHIT.

He figured out how to open the gate between the toddler room and the pre kindy area, but he wasn't a thief in the night sneaking through.

He was a bridge builder!!! He was a roman general marching on a parapet, he apparently planned it all, One of the carers went to the toilet, "take a shit for" us Americans, but I live in Australia, and while she was gone My boy taught all the other kids how to get through the child proof lock on the gate so that they could all go out and play with the big kids in the big kids area. (cunt)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:38 PM (XKj0h)

455 I got called when this happened, I was at work, but Australia treated me like slave labour for the last 7 years, I like my current job, hope I keep it, but I worked "casual" which is FRIGHTENINGLY COMMON! Australia fix your work standards it's frightening,it's a clear caste system.

anyways. I was always on call to take care of my little man if he need an immediate reprieve, the way I describe it, is In Australia my wife is the Bread, I'm the Butter." She feeds us, I give us flavor. It would be opposite in the stated, but anyways.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:40 PM (XKj0h)

456 So My son sat there watching, and learning, the "educators" don't understand observing, the saw "despondent" but as soon as one educator goes to take a shit, This kid.

This Fucking KID. (that is a phrase I heard all the time growing up, is it vernacular for anyone else? My dad used to always say, when frustrated but not angry at me "THIS FUCKING KID")

He went up to the gate between the toddler section and the "big kid" secion, and before he opened the gate he gave a class. He taught all his little friend how to do it, and then he opened the gate, and the pre-kindy area was flooded with toddlers.

Very heartwarming. When we got called in by the "educators" you are baby sitters with paperwork honey, not educators.

When we got called in, I said, "Good For Him!" my wife said, "Shut up Doug" random thing, this Wickedpinto shit is boring, My name is Doug.

The "Educator" went on to describe the entire process from beginning to end. "Lukas was clearly up to no good (command speek fuck them) but we tried to mitigate (intellectual speak you aren't smart sweetheart) his efforts (stunt his learning and education) BUT, he. . . " (Cunt)

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:47 PM (XKj0h)

457 and the story she told us was exactly the story I just told you. Lukas was a bad toddler always wanting to be with the big kids, then he figured out how to be with the big kids and now we are punishing him for his intelligence.

But the Funny thing about that meeting was my wife and I showing up, worried that little man was a bully or being aggressive, or Sad or some emotional shit or whatever. We showed up and we had these people we pay too much fucking money to, to tell us, "BASICALLY? Your 2 year old is smarter than us."

that's what it comes down to. GRANTED 2 year olds are inventive and devious little shits they know how to stop up a toilet with only 1 ounce of poo. I don't understand that physics, and it should be researched for reasons, but, I AM smarter than a 2 year old and he never lead a rebelion in my house.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (XKj0h)

458 My sister-in-law sent me his tweet, which is quite long. I don't know who the guy is (except that he's some rich Silicon Valley guy), and I'm glad he's giving Trump a heap of money, but the guy goes on to say he believes the 2016 election was rigged in Trump's favor (yep, Russian interference) and cites as his evidence some video with 24 Democrats in a row refusing to believe that Trump won.

Tl;dr - he's an idiot, but I'm happy he's giving a big chunk of cash to Trump.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe registration now open! at May 31, 2024 01:32 PM (bS+DD)

Back in Roman Times the Emperor Vespasian put a tax on the clothes dyers benefit of taking the urine from the public urinals to use in their industry, before it was gifted to them. His son Titus was complaining how unseemly it was that the state was getting money from such a source.

V pulled out a gold coin from the tax and handed it to Titus and says "the coin doesn't stink"

Doesn't matter to me what source the donation comes from, DJT can put it to used.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2024 02:51 PM (eoQWY)

459 And the BIG joke about my boys little jailbreak wasn't my wife and I outright laughing at the carers who thought it was a very serious issue. It was my wife saying, "So he WAS MOSES! He was leading all of his little toddler friends into the promist land and you didn't catch it!"

She just rubbed it in their faces.

Random thing, I don't give specific respect to degree's, though I do in some ways, but having a degree in education is like saying "I went school I smart" Since I'm an engineer my wife has a few post grads, a note to educators talking to me or my wife, You aren't educators compared to us, You cleaned my toilet, I passed your tests.

Posted by: Wickedpinto at May 31, 2024 02:54 PM (XKj0h)

460 390 Probably the same people who shriek that if you're a Christian why would you vote for Trump? Uhh, because he's not running to be my pastor or the head of the Knights of Columbus.l
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 31, 2024 02:04 PM (XkYcA)

Best response to that is "If you were a Christian you'd understand why"

Posted by: Oldcat at May 31, 2024 02:58 PM (eoQWY)

461 Trump is not a "convicted felon"

He is a "kangaroo court-convicted felon"

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