"You Ain't Black!" Black Radio Host Blasts MSNBC For Claiming That His Reports About Black Voters' Concerns About Out-of-Control Illegal Immigration Are Just "MAGA Messaging"

Shut up, boy, they explained patiently to the black voters they respect and treasure so much.

Radio host Charlamagne tha God called out MSNBC for accusing him of spreading "MAGA messaging" when discussing the border crisis, arguing angry voters have confronted him on the issue because the surge has greatly impacted "everyday" Americans across the political aisle.
Charlamagne spoke with "Fox & Friends" co-host Brian Kilmeade Wednesday about why he disagrees with the far-left outlet as Biden struggles to garner Black voter support ahead of November.
"There was some backlash earlier this year when I got asked a simple question, do I think that the border is going to be an issue in November? This was in January," Charlamagne told Brian Kilmeade. "I said, yeah... the reason I feel like it's going to be an issue [is] because [for] the first time in my life, people that I know are having conversations with me about what's going on at the border, whether it's... somebody I know who works at a parking garage in New York coming to me in tears talking about... the crime that is in his neighborhood because the gangs that are coming over or... talking to activists in Chicago who are just upset because they feel like... these people are coming over and getting more access to resources than people who've been living on the South Side... homeless... are getting. That's just me listening to people."
"So when I get asked that question and I say yes, all of a sudden I'm on... MSNBC with the headline, 'Charlamagne tha God is spreading MAGA messaging.' I'm like, these people aren't MAGA," he continued. "This is just a regular, everyday, working-class person who's coming to me because they know I got a microphone, and they're complaining."
MSNBC published an article earlier this year titled "Meek Mill, Charlamagne Tha God helping to push MAGA messaging," which criticized the pair and the "right-wing media" for utilizing prominent figures in the Black community to spur debate.
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Meanwhile, recent polls have indicated Biden has lost support in the Black community -- a key voting bloc needed for his success in November -- as his campaign introduces a new Black voter initiative in response to the slip.

Speaking of that: Biden is offering more of his famously-nuanced racial appeals. He's now proclaiming that he stood next to a black guy that one time, so you should vote for him.

More or less, his message is "I can stand to be within social-distance range of blacks."

Great.

BIDEN (pandering): "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man!" pic.twitter.com/HGjLGsl2Ur
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 29, 2024

His racial appeals were not sledgehammer-subtle:

I promised to put racial equality at the center of everything I do because I vowed I would have an administration that looked like America. Because you voted, we're invested more money than ever in the Black families and communities. A promise made and a promise kept.
THE PRESIDENT: -- speaking of the courts, because you voted, I was able to keep my commitment to appoint the first Black woman on the United States Supreme Court -- (applause) -- Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. A promise made and a promise kept.
And I appointed more Black women to the federal circuit courts than every other president in American history combined. (Applause.) Every single president combined.
And overall, we've appointed 200 Black judges to the federal -- I mean, judges to the federal bench.
And guess what? The next president -- they're going to be able to appoint a couple of justices, and I'll be damned if they're not going to -- (applause) --
Look, if, in fact, we're able to change some of the justices when they retire and put in re- -- really progressive judges like we've always had, tell me that won't change your life when jus- -- Trump justices are already gutting voting rights, overturning Roe, decimating affirmative action, and so much more. Are we going to let that happen? We can't.
...

MAGA extremists ban books. Did you ever think -- if you're anybody over 30 years old -- you'd go through a period where we're banning books in America? They're trying to erase Black history. We're going to write Black history, because it's American history. (Applause.) It's American history.
Together, we make history, not erase it.

Crooked Joe Biden claims Democrats were just "peacefully protest[ing]" during their 2020 Summer of Love pic.twitter.com/bNTZivxuEv
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 29, 2024

They're gonna put y'all back in chains!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:40 PM

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2024 02:40 PM (QNSds)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:40 PM (Zz0t1)

3 That "you ain't black" line should have cost joe biden the 2020 election but it didn't. Racial identity politics is all they have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2024 02:40 PM (QNSds)

4 i was first on the one that diskappeared

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:41 PM (B1FKF)

5 I once ate at a KFC. I loved it Even had a grape soda. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:41 PM (AR07F)

6 More black sisters to screw over all Americans.

No thanks.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 30, 2024 02:41 PM (fpVC1)

7 I sure hope the black people who live in inner cities across American ensure that their votes are counted accurately.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:41 PM (GBKbO)

8 Trump gets bigger crowds, even in the Bronx.

The pre-revolutionary moment expands. I actually think they might be afraid to convict Trump simply because of how badly the trial has gone.

Posted by: Agent of a dead Empire at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (AKKkq)

9 on mlk day biden thinks about fried chicken and spaetzl.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (B1FKF)

10 Charlamagne Tha God hates Trump. Saw him on Gutfeld and he said as much

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (Akjoo)

11 There is a thing on Twitter, people posting their pictures and saying they won't vote for Biden. A lot are black men and women. I don't remember anything like that last election.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (xjTDL)

12 Pushing Cultural Marxism, that's what they do

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (fwDg9)

13 Walter puppet shouting out his scripted lines

Posted by: steevy at May 30, 2024 02:43 PM (FQmDC)

14 Charlamagne tha God

At least he's prepared for the coming of Gozer and can answer the question correctly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:43 PM (Zz0t1)

15 I'm curious as to which books by Black authors are being "banned."

(SPOILER: No books are being banned, but maybe they aren't being bought because people don't want to read them.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)

16 "So when I get asked that question and I say yes, all of a sudden I'm on... MSNBC with the headline, 'Charlamagne tha God is spreading MAGA messaging.' I'm like, these people aren't MAGA," he continued. "This is just a regular, everyday, working-class person who's coming to me because they know I got a microphone, and they're complaining."
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I see that he is beginning to discover the Left Pole. I hope he figures it out quickly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:43 PM (d04cU)

17 "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man. Sure, I had my hand on my wallet, but he didn't mug me, so it all turned out okay.".

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 02:43 PM (xCA6C)

18 Back of the bus!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 30, 2024 02:43 PM (ZdexC)

19 I promised to put racial equality at the center of everything I do because I vowed I would have an administration that looked like America. Because you voted, we're invested more money than ever in the Black families and communities. A promise made and a promise kept.
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1. What were the investments?
2. What are the outcomes?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)

20 BIDEN (pandering): "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man!"
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Astounds me nearly every day, that piece of shit.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (4gvj9)

21 on mlk day biden thinks about fried chicken and spaetzl.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (B1FKF)
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I dunno about fried chicken and spaetzl, but wiener schnitzel and spaetzl is a pretty good combination.

Does that make me a racist?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)

22 week before the election: 20 percent of black people say they're going to vote for trump

day after election: 98 percent of black people voted for biden after 11 pm

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (B1FKF)

23 Cat's Ass
You're right about being willowed last post.
And the link doesn't work.
FYI

Posted by: From about that Time at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (4780s)

24 And overall, we've appointed 200 Black judges to the federal -- I mean, judges to the federal bench.
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So?

Were they any good?

Don't answer, because I already know. None of them are any good, regardless of color.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)

25 Charlamagne tha God probably has no idea who Charlemagne was.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)

26 Willowed Hah
In 2020 all the public cared about was getting rid of Trump. Ow they know what they got was a disaster. No one, no one is enthusiastic about Biden or Kamala. There has to be foot soldiers to make a cheat of the required scale to defeat someone. My take is he has lost that constituency. Biden is polling badly with POC s, young people, Muslims etc. There is no longer anything for them to win in a Biden administration.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (t/2Uw)

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (t/2Uw)

27 I would like a list of all black history books that have been banned, please.

Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (pRpzT)

28 21: yes.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (B1FKF)

29 I don't know. Sounds pretty uppity to us.

Posted by: MSNBC Jackoffs at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (Aoykm)

30 Inner city blacks voting for democrats every election their entire lives:

https://youtu.be/Ovo6uB0wNdo

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (Zz0t1)

31 You went against Massuh.

That means you're MAGA now.

Hate to break it to ya, scro. Way she rolls. Welcome to the party.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (VoAdT)

32 And I appointed more Black women to the federal circuit courts than every other president in American history combined.
______________

God help us.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (YqDXo)

33 Shut up, boy, they explained
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Ace you are a treasure.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:46 PM (RlXwv)

34 There is a thing on Twitter, people posting their pictures and saying they won't vote for Biden. A lot are black men and women. I don't remember anything like that last election.
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (xjTDL)

Twitter was presumably banning them in 2020. They banned Tim Pool's cohost at the time for saying he would as a liberal vote for Trump.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2024 02:46 PM (eoQWY)

35 I promised to put racial equality at the center of everything I do because I vowed I would have an administration that looked like America. Because you voted, we're invested more money than ever in the Black families and communities. A promise made and a promise kept.
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1. What were the investments?
2. What are the outcomes?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (d04cU)
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How many Black families have been lifted out of poverty?

How many Black families are fully employed and can support themselves without government assistance?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 02:46 PM (7fElN)

36 Call me skeptical regarding Trump getting 20% of the Black vote

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 02:46 PM (Akjoo)

37 Charlamagne tha God probably has no idea who Charlemagne was.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)
_______________

Much less how his name is spelled.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 02:46 PM (YqDXo)

38 Kung-Fu Panderer

*now streaming on Disney+!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 30, 2024 02:46 PM (20Zrd)

39 Trump boned a fine black woman, advantage Trump.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (Z8Yh2)

40 Kung-Fu Panderer

*now streaming on Disney+!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 30, 2024 02:46 PM (20Zrd)

Likely not dude is a strong male role model.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (eoQWY)

41 MAGA extremists ban books. Did you ever think -- if you're anybody over 30 years old -- you'd go through a period where we're banning books in America?
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Yes, I did. It didn't take the form I expected, but then I was also not smart or creative enough to arrive at the obvious actual answer.

I expected some 1984-style brute force suppression. I got gentle manipulation of major commerce centers to delist things with the occasional but rare outright removal of availability by the publishers and retailers.

I assumed lead-pipe enforcement common to communist dictatorships rather than the light-touch, self-enforcing fascist approach. That error was apparent, but the actual fact of banning books is something I took for granted.

Oh, shit. Wait a second. He's talking about objections to deviant porno in school libraries, isn't he?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (d04cU)

42 was he standing with corn pop or was it colonel caramel corn (rob't byrd's knick name)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (B1FKF)

43 I'm like, these people aren't MAGA," he continued. "This is just a regular, everyday, working-class person who's coming to me because they know I got a microphone, and they're complaining."

Look, Dummy. These people are definitely MAGA. What do you think MAGA stands for?

MAGA are ALL of the disenfranchised non-upper class (I mean by wealth, not intelligence or morality) who are noticing the failing American state and its ruinous "leaders" in every corner of every institution.

Charlamagne Tha God is simply not that bright to not even understand what is animating an angry and frustrated nation.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (aXxgO)

44 One more thing, both Kamala and Ketanji are married to white men. Is this not proof that race doesn’t matter, white people are not evil, and we should just get on with our lives? If we find an actual racist, we should shun them, and do so with gusto. We should not make them up where they don’t exist.

Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (pRpzT)

45 "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man!"
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ONLY an unregenerate racist would think this is an accomplishment.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (RlXwv)

46 wiener schnitzel and spaetzl

Gesundheit!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (v6JzV)

47 And I appointed more Black women to the federal circuit courts than every other president in American history combined.

based on the customer service and efficiency at the post office, this seems like a great idea

Posted by: brak at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (AR07F)

48 This post will definitely smoke out Montec's newest alias.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 30, 2024 02:48 PM (yOPBE)

49 My dad got married to my mom in 1966 after he completed boot camp. His best man was a black man.

Does he get a prize?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:48 PM (Zz0t1)

50 "So when I get asked that question and I say yes, all of a sudden I'm on... MSNBC with the headline, 'Charlamagne tha God is spreading MAGA messaging.' "

Like spreading MAGA messaging is going to hurt his audience numbers. I bet they rise substantially.

Posted by: mrp at May 30, 2024 02:48 PM (rj6Yv)

51 Will Johnson
@ImMrWillJohnson

Black votes for Biden / Harris?

tinyurl.com/3t3zhsz8

Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

52 He told the audience he stood next to a black man on Memorial Day. Biden was referring to Secretary of Defense Lloyd Austin.

LOL

I think he should find various Latino people and stand next to them to increase his support with that Demographic who, of course, all think and act alike./s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (XkYcA)

53 One more thing, both Kamala and Ketanji are married to white men. Is this not proof that race doesn’t matter, white people are not evil, and we should just get on with our lives? If we find an actual racist, we should shun them, and do so with gusto. We should not make them up where they don’t exist.
Posted by: Piper at May 30, 2024 02:47 PM (pRpzT)
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No it simply means that "allyship" is situationally tolerated.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (d04cU)

54 That "you ain't black" line should have cost joe biden the 2020 election but it didn't. Racial identity politics is all they have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2024 02:40 PM (QNSds)

Why should it have cost him the election? They think it's true.

EVERY democrat believes that black people must vote for democrats. It's not even a question.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (/nCD+)

55 I was born a poor black man and only later released that I was also White, Spanish, and Asian. I went to a Roman School in Bath, England and graduated with a BA in Ebonics. My Spanish mother and Polish/Black father whom fought in the War of Roses was my hero. So if you don't vote for me you are a RACIST PIG !!!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (PYJJG)

56 They’ve quietly dropped plans to outlaw methol flavored cigarettes too.

Like it Never Happened.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (I8Xka)

57 This post will definitely smoke out Montec's newest alias.
Posted by: Chuck C at May 30, 2024 02:48 PM (yOPBE)

Mr. Moo Moo Moo?

Posted by: Outside of Life at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (89Sog)

58 He ain't no ways tard.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

59 JoeyBrain ShitPants: "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man!"

Only the clean and articulate one, though.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (aXxgO)

60 Kamala has something in common with people who didn't vote for Joe Biden.

She ain't black!

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (RlXwv)

61 "I proudly stood with a Black Man"

Zombie Strom Thurmond: "Joe how could you, you did my eulogy!"

Posted by: WIsRich at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (G0vdT)

62 He ain't no ways tard.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (63Dwl)
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He's (a) tard in *all* ways.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (d04cU)

63 I screwed 15 Black Chicks in College.......

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (BSF0H)

64 I screwed 15 Black Chicks in College.......
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (BSF0H)
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Seriously impressive.

I just don't have that much jam.

Posted by: Mick Jagger at May 30, 2024 02:51 PM (d04cU)

65 22 week before the election: 20 percent of black people say they're going to vote for trump

day after election: 98 percent of black people voted for biden after 11 pm
Posted by: gnats local 678
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Yep. Its not how you vote but who counts the vote and that's what I'm sticking with until proven wrong.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 30, 2024 02:51 PM (jr2Y+)

66 It's a rumblin' out there again.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

67 Want to see something neat?

Census.gov
September 12, 2023

The official poverty rate of the U.S. Black population reached a historic low of 17.1% in 2022, according to U.S. Census Bureau data released today.

https://tinyurl.com/284pazcb

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Did anyone ever manage to think of a benefit to men in marriage? at May 30, 2024 02:51 PM (ONUvy)

68 63 I screwed 15 Black Chicks in College.......
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (BSF0H)

Why the hell does that sound like it should be a mnemonic for something?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 02:51 PM (VoAdT)

69 "I promised to put racial equality at the center of everything I do because I vowed I would have an administration that looked like America."

because many of us look like the guy who was stealing women's luggage at airports. thank god it was a black woman from africa that helped identify him or he would have gotten away with it

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:51 PM (B1FKF)

70 They are banning books!

What books are being banned?

They are going to kill gays! And women! And brown people!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (P9xGM)

71 I am running for an elected office. We have a lot of Chinese Americans moving into our town. Maybe I should find a Chinese American and stand next to them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (XkYcA)

72 My dad got married to my mom in 1966 after he completed boot camp. His best man was a black man.

Does he get a prize?

I've followed black people in drinking from the communal communion chalice at church. I think that should get me a medal.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (xCA6C)

73
Charlamagne tha God is spreading MAGA messaging

He was on Gutfeld and came off as a Black Bill Maher.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

74 I screwed 15 Black Chicks in College.......
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (BSF0H)

Piker.....

Posted by: Wilt the Stilt at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

75 Twitchy-

Things Must Look BAD for Biden With Black Americans if Slate Is Digging Up a Debunked Trump N-Word Story

tinyurl.com/a9hkyjkt

Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (NpAcC)

76 I am wondering how many times we have heard about Beau dying?

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (fwDg9)

77 So what you're saying is, the Democrat Party's claims of wanting to help black people is just bullshit?

I can't believe it. I shan't.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (dGCAG)

78 What books are being banned?

we live in a post-truth world

it just seems like something "they" would do

Posted by: brak at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (AR07F)

79 It's a rumblin' out there again.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:51 PM (Zz0t1)

Someone on their way back from Taco Bell ...

Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (OguvZ)

80 I had my biannual call with my financial advisor today.

He outright said, "I think the government is fudging numbers for employment and stuff, and they'll start letting out the real numbers quietly by January."

The cynicism around government numbers feels very deep to me.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

81 GranPander Joe.

Keep it up, you disgusting pedo. Every time you open your repellent cakehole, the worse it gets for you.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (XPM1I)

82 Charlamagne tha God is spreading MAGA messaging

He was on Gutfeld and came off as a Black Bill Maher.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (63Dwl)

Exactly.. He is no fan of Trump

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (Akjoo)

83 69 "I promised to put racial equality at the center of everything I do because I vowed I would have an administration that looked like America."

America is 50% female, 50% black, 50% hispanic, 50% gay, 50% transgender, 50% muslim....

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (P9xGM)

84 That "you ain't black" line should have cost joe biden the 2020 election but it didn't. Racial identity politics is all they have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2024 02:40 PM (QNSds)

It was deployed intentionally to scare wanderers back to the plantation. They know what moves certain people. It was a shame tactic.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (RlXwv)

85 He even offered to let a black man shower with his daughter!!!

Posted by: American at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (srJ9S)

86 They are banning books!

What books are being banned?
________________

Fisting for Idiots.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (YqDXo)

87 Biden has been saying ridiculous things all his life But he's still in charge(allegedly). Until Americans of all races get wise, we're done for.

Think I'll make fried chicken tonight.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (Aoykm)

88 84 That "you ain't black" line should have cost joe biden the 2020 election but it didn't. Racial identity politics is all they have.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 30, 2024 02:40 PM (QNSds)

It was deployed intentionally to scare wanderers back to the plantation. They know what moves certain people. It was a shame tactic.
Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (RlXwv)

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And then the ballot box stuffing happened because it worked so well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

89 CTG will return to the plantation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (P9xGM)

90 Tribalism is how they divide and conquer.

You are nothing (“you ain’t black”

UNLESS you are part of an identifiable group that can be herded.

It is absolutely poisonous to any society, but that’s why true reformers or those outside the system must be crushed. They need to keep the citizenry fighting amongst themselves, off balance, and crushed between the grindstones of monetary inflation, bullshit regulations and the rest of it.

They hate “populism” - genuine grassroots populism, because a united populace who understands who the enemies really are would have them swinging from lampposts, potentially.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (I8Xka)

91 21 on mlk day biden thinks about fried chicken and spaetzl.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 02:42 PM (B1FKF)
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I dunno about fried chicken and spaetzl, but wiener schnitzel and spaetzl is a pretty good combination.

Does that make me a racist?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 02:44 PM (7fElN)

Used to play cards with a group of guys, one who happened to be black (a converted Jew, I might add).

We used to laugh at the idea that fried chicken was somehow a black thing. As if a white person ever said no to fried chicken.

KFC wasn't built on the backs of blacks!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

92 80 I had my biannual call with my financial advisor today.

He outright said, "I think the government is fudging numbers for employment and stuff, and they'll start letting out the real numbers quietly by January."

The cynicism around government numbers feels very deep to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

Look at this guy with his financial planner.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

93 It's all they have. It would be sad if it didn't work so well.

Posted by: ballistic at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (oqH4h)

94 I remember when the menthol ban was first proposed. When I was working at the store, every time someone would ask for a pack of Newports or Kools, I'd say "Y'know, I just heard the Feds are going to ban menthol cigarettes." The reaction was usually incredulous. Then it became "I heard." Politicians should never tread into "I heard." territory.

Posted by: mrp at May 30, 2024 02:55 PM (rj6Yv)

95 I thought Joe Biden would be tango uniform by now.

Oh well...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2024 02:55 PM (od9zZ)

96 It is fascinating that right now the central Democrat talking point is simultaneously:

1) This is the best economy ever because of Bidenomics
2) This is the worse economy ever, because of someone other then Biden doing...something.
3) If Biden can just get his message about the real state of the economy through to normal people he'll win
4) Talking about the real state of the economy is racist hate speech

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 02:55 PM (ibTVg)

97 I screwed 15 Black Chicks in College.......
Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 30, 2024 02:50 PM (BSF0H)

Piker.....
Posted by: Wilt the Stilt at May 30, 2024 02:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Don't get all wee wee'd up, when I was in college, I was sucking and f**king black men day and night, every day.

Oh, you said chicks.

Eww.

Posted by: Bobama at May 30, 2024 02:55 PM (dGCAG)

98 You shall have no other gods before Me.

Posted by: That Commandment Thingy at May 30, 2024 02:55 PM (Zz0t1)

99 drinking from the communal communion chalice at church.
Posted by: Archimedes

That sounds very unsanitary, regardless of the race.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 02:55 PM (v6JzV)

100 A black guy picks up my trash. I wave to him from my window every Tuesday morning rain or shine. My word as a Biden.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (P9xGM)

101 Wasn't he actually sitting next to Lloyd Austin who was standing up and speaking at a Memorial Day Event? The event where Biden fell asleep?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (XkYcA)

102 And then the ballot box stuffing happened because it worked so well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

The fact that they can cheat anything doesn't mean they don't want to move the needle.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (RlXwv)

103 102 And then the ballot box stuffing happened because it worked so well.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

The fact that they can cheat anything doesn't mean they don't want to move the needle.
Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (RlXwv)

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The fact that they want to and try to move the needle doesn't mean they can.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (GBKbO)

104 It was really sad when Bull Connor murdered Beau.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (2UnvF)

105 Tribalism is how they divide and conquer.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (I8Xka)

Well now, there's a thought.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (dGCAG)

106 Will Johnson
@ImMrWillJohnson

Black votes for Biden / Harris?

tinyurl.com/3t3zhsz8
Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 02:48 PM (NpAcC)
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I like this guy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (N9I0G)

107 Just say all the things and the people will hear what they want to hear.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (P9xGM)

108 I've ordered my doctors to put hot sauce in the IV bag with the stuff they lace me with for big speeches and appearances PAUSE I'm going to be in trouble for saying that. WAIT FOR LAUGHING

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (2cQ7F)

109 I posit old Char will be pulling the lever for Joe come election season

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (Akjoo)

110 And then the ballot box stuffing happened because it worked so well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

Isn't that how Carrie won Prom Queen?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

111 He ain't no ways tard.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 30, 2024 02:49 PM (63Dwl)

Oh, he's a tard for sure

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (v6Olo)

112 That sounds very unsanitary, regardless of the race.

It took me awhile to get used to it. The minister wipes the rim with a cloth after each use, but yeah, it's not my favorite. They stopped during Covid, of course.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (xCA6C)

113 ' I'm like, these people aren't MAGA," he continued. "This is just a regular, everyday, working-class person who's coming to me because they know I got a microphone, and they're complaining."

But…what he just described is what he derisively described as “MAGA.”

And “New Yorkers” and “Chicagoans” complaining about “Newcomers” getting preferential over actual citizens is the essence of “America First.”

But I suppose it would be rrrrrrrraaaaaccccccisssssstttttttt to point that out to him.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (Y2NGV)

114 A black guy picks up my trash. I wave to him from my window every Tuesday morning rain or shine. My word as a Biden.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 02:56 PM (P9xGM)
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That sounded pleasant until you told me you were lying...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (d04cU)

115 ***I can stand to be within social-distance range of blacks***
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What a guy!

Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (0ZYe2)

116 110 And then the ballot box stuffing happened because it worked so well.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (GBKbO)

Isn't that how Carrie won Prom Queen?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

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Is this some kind of reference to some ancient movie, or something?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

117 It is absolutely poisonous to any society, but that’s why true reformers or those outside the system must be crushed.
______________

Me: "If every grievance of the black community were magically and completely redressed tomorrow, which party would gain, and which part would suffer?"

Black friend thinks for a minute, then says: I take your point."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (YqDXo)

118 They are banning books!
What books are being banned?
________________

Fisting for Idiots.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Hahahaha.

Posted by: scampydog at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (2bFN5)

119 My dad got married to my mom in 1966 after he completed boot camp. His best man was a black man.

Does he get a prize?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

My dad's best buddy in Vietnam was a black guy. He was the only guy in the unit my dad kept in touch with after he got out of the army.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (4XwPj)

120 "I used to work with a black guy!"

-Shitpants

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (VoAdT)

121 We used to laugh at the idea that fried chicken was somehow a black thing. As if a white person ever said no to fried chicken.

KFC wasn't built on the backs of blacks!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)
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Fried chicken is one of those wonder foods that tastes great right out of the fryer and also tastes great right out of the fridge the next day.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

122 I posit old Char will be pulling the lever for Joe come election season
Posted by: It's me donna

She hasn't done anything good since Moonstruck.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (v6JzV)

123 121 Fried chicken is one of those wonder foods that tastes great right out of the fryer and also tastes great right out of the fridge the next day.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (7fElN)

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High class places fry chicken and charge 3 times as much by adding asparagus.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:59 PM (GBKbO)

124 OT, first three from DDG

Person dies after falling into airplane engine at Amsterdam's Schiphol airport
_CNN

_Schiphol worker intentionally jumped into aircraft engine to kill himself
_NL Times

Person sucked into plane engine and 'killed in front of crowd' at Schiphol
_Irish Star

Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 02:59 PM (0ZYe2)

125 "I can stand to be within social-distance range of blacks."
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After I lock the car doors that is.

Posted by: joey biden at May 30, 2024 02:59 PM (ZdexC)

126 Joe Biden is more useless than a bag of dicks without a handle.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 02:59 PM (CIS44)

127 Didn't Biden brag about beating a black guy with a bicycle chain and earning his respect?

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 02:59 PM (RlXwv)

128 But…what he just described is what he derisively described as “MAGA.”

The stereotypical MAGA activist is some guy/girl that thought politics was something boring and stupid and found him/herself getting screwed so hard by the government under Obama or Biden they started speaking up...because neither the GOPe nor the Dems give a sh*t about normal people and the problems their policies cause for them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 02:59 PM (ibTVg)

129 On My morning walk I say Hi to the Black neighbor as we walk Our dogs.. What do I win ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (Akjoo)

130
tinyurl.com/3t3zhsz8
Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 02:48 PM (NpAcC)

"I'm not a victim. I wanna be victorious."

That guy for some office somewhere. Ferrealz.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

131 Beau died in Memphis, shot down by James Earl Ray!

Posted by: Joe Biden, confused and demented, but happy! at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (N9I0G)

132 80 I had my biannual call with my financial advisor today.

He outright said, "I think the government is fudging numbers for employment and stuff, and they'll start letting out the real numbers quietly by January."
The cynicism around government numbers feels very deep to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)
Look at this guy with his financial planner.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 30, 2024 02:54 PM (KbCG3)

Money In A Mattress...

Posted by: Ravadem Patel at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (od9zZ)

133 Isn't that how Carrie won Prom Queen?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

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Is this some kind of reference to some ancient movie, or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

2013 wasn't THAT long ago.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (CIS44)

134 133 Is this some kind of reference to some ancient movie, or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

2013 wasn't THAT long ago.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (CIS44)

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Are you one of the olds too?!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (GBKbO)

135 Fried chicken is so damn tasty and so damn unhealthy.

Well...not like you aren't going to die from something. Might as well be something that tastes like a little slice of heaven...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (ibTVg)

136 BIDEN (pandering): "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man!"
___________________

So what? Defense lawyers do that all the time.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

137 I gave ten dollars to that guy holding up a lantern on my lawn.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (J8LnB)

138 128 But…what he just described is what he derisively described as “MAGA.”

The stereotypical MAGA activist is some guy/girl that thought politics was something boring and stupid and found him/herself getting screwed so hard by the government under Obama or Biden they started speaking up...because neither the GOPe nor the Dems give a sh*t about normal people and the problems their policies cause for them.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 02:59 PM (ibTVg)

Yes but there's a massive chasm around social spending.

MAGA: Why is taxpayer money going to these illegals?!

Charlamagne Crowd: Why is taxpayer money going to these illegals and not me?!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (KbCG3)

139 what play was it that had the hero say:

a biden dies a thousand deaths
a brave man dies but once

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (B1FKF)

140
The reeducation camps aren't working!!

Bring on the beatings.

Posted by: DNC at May 30, 2024 03:02 PM (+oR7L)

141 Dear Charlamagne tha, a regular, everyday, working-class person is MAGA. That's what these dumb asses don't understand.

The political class however... oh, they understand.

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 30, 2024 03:02 PM (4ex1T)

142 Because you voted, we're invested more money than ever in the Black families and communities. A promise made and a promise kept.
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So why can't I afford groceries, rent or gas anymore?
/s/
Average Black Voters that need to get their mind right
---

But really, it's hilarious: They seriously believe "we just gotta tell 'em all this stuff-- don't have to be real-- and they'll get back in line."
You know that awful virus that's infected the GOP, to the utter horror of the blue bloods, the WeWantResults flu?
I think the Dem based is getting that fever....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 03:02 PM (g9W3m)

143 Are you one of the olds too?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He's old and weird, like the rest of us here.

Except for you. You're just young and an asshole.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

144 Are you one of the olds too?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hey I'm the first Moron Legacy!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:02 PM (CIS44)

145 On My morning walk I say Hi to the Black neighbor as we walk Our dogs.. What do I win ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 03:00 PM (Akjoo)

More random upper case letters?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (dGCAG)

146 jill biden was prom queen. everyone else burned the place down

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (B1FKF)

147 143 Are you one of the olds too?!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

He's old and weird, like the rest of us here.

Except for you. You're just young and an asshole.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)

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Young-ish.

I'm Almost 29. Getting close.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

148
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Is this some kind of reference to some ancient movie, or something?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:58 PM (GBKbO)

What? No. At my high school prom, there was this loser, poor, ugly white chick that got made fun of all the time. We Some of the students made it so she would win prom queen, then set it up where pigs blood would be dumped on her head.

I remember. I was there.

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)

149 The Bronx rally gave me so much hope. It was beautiful to see so many diverse, frank New Yorkers with their eyes open. They don't feel they owe the dems or anyone their vote. Any trust has to be earned, not given.

Charlemagne hates Trump, but I think he realized that stumping for Biden after the "you ain't black" comments, made on his own home turf, painted him a chump. He's soured on Biden. I hope he realizes that once he's no longer useful to the democrats, they will bury him. They feel they own him, and can make or break useful fools like him. The dems don't want him to be free, and never did.

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (QAK8m)

150 Fried chicken is so damn tasty and so damn unhealthy.

Well...not like you aren't going to die from something. Might as well be something that tastes like a little slice of heaven...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (ibTVg)

A fresh chicken carefully breaded after soaking in a buttermilk brine. Then fried to perfection and presented on dinner plate with green beans and a big slice of cornbread.

Posted by: mrp at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (rj6Yv)

151 So what? Defense lawyers do that all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

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I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (2UnvF)

152 Before modern industrial farming, chicken was a relatively expensive meal. Served exclusively to whites back in the day.

So, yeah, as it became cheaper, blacks flocked to it.

Just like the rainbow, I'm taking my fried chicken back.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 30, 2024 03:04 PM (Aoykm)

153 He ain't no ways tard.

Au contraire, he is in every way 'tard.

Posted by: mc at May 30, 2024 03:04 PM (TaHV5)

154 What? No. At my high school prom, there was this loser, poor, ugly white chick that got made fun of all the time. We Some of the students made it so she would win prom queen, then set it up where pigs blood would be dumped on her head.

I remember. I was there.

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (Zz0t1)
_________________

And you WERE the chick, right?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 03:04 PM (YqDXo)

155 So what? Defense lawyers do that all the time.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 03:01 PM (YqDXo)

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I'm going to hell for laughing at that.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (2UnvF)
______________

You're going to hell? I WROTE IT!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

156 Trump will legitimately pick up 80 million votes this time. It will make it harder to fake enough votes to get Joe to 90 or 100.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 03:05 PM (P9xGM)

157 Lets all quote H. Ross Perot about the huge sucking sound.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 30, 2024 03:05 PM (as3uC)

158 re 154: kamala: and i was that girl cackle cackle

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (B1FKF)

159 If Fox had any balls, during the interview with the false god, they would have asked him directly:

"Joe Biden was on your show when he declared that if you don't vote for him, you "ain't black." Are these people reaching out to you asking questions, considering not voting Democrat, black?"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

160 TheJamesMadison: "Are you one of the olds too?!"

I'm so old, my AoS Premium Membership Card is the stone edition.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (aXxgO)

161 Woof.....that lightening strike was CLOSE.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

162 Before modern industrial farming, chicken was a relatively expensive meal. Served exclusively to whites back in the day.
Posted by: Jak Sucio

Scarlett O'Hara references that in the movie version of GWTW by accusing Ashley of wanting to feed the convicts who work in her sawmill "fried chicken three a times a day."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (v6JzV)

163 I'm going to hell for laughing at that.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Want me to save you a spot at the water fountain?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (4XwPj)

164 Lets all quote H. Ross Perot about the huge sucking sound.
Posted by: Hokey Pokey

That was Kamala

Posted by: Kratwurst at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (nIRE6)

165 Before modern industrial farming, chicken was a relatively expensive meal. Served exclusively to whites back in the day.

So, yeah, as it became cheaper, blacks flocked to it.

Just like the rainbow, I'm taking my fried chicken back.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 30, 2024 03:04 PM (Aoykm)
++++
Economic dislocations can cause it, too, by virtue of more-expensive options crashing.

My grandmother used to tell of "stretching" chicken salad during the Depression because chicken was comparatively so expensive. She would "stretch" the chicken with veal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (d04cU)

166 Woof.....that lightening strike was CLOSE.
Posted by: Sponge

You know what you did. Better get right with Him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)

167 Biden has to work HIPAA into this somehow.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 30, 2024 03:07 PM (as3uC)

168 He's old and weird, like the rest of us here.

Except for you. You're just young and an asshole.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:02 PM (v6JzV)
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Not true. He's middle-aged and an asshole.

So am I. I'm not just casting aspersions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:07 PM (d04cU)

169 Want me to save you a spot at the water fountain?
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (4XwPj)

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Yes please

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (2UnvF)

170 There are 161 million registered voters today. There were 168 Million in 2020 and somehow 156 million of them voted.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (P9xGM)

171 170 There are 161 million registered voters today. There were 168 Million in 2020 and somehow 156 million of them voted.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (P9xGM)

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Because Trump was icky.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

172 Young-ish.

I'm Almost 29. Getting close.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:03 PM (GBKbO)

Speaking of old and young assholes, I finally finally finally got around to watching Synecdoche New York.

Easily the best film of the 21st century. I can't think of anything that comes close.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

173 Woof.....that lightening strike was CLOSE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Now aren't you sorry you called me a troll?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (4XwPj)

174 Woof.....that lightening strike was CLOSE.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
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Approaching the church door?

Posted by: scampydog at May 30, 2024 03:09 PM (2bFN5)

175 My grandmother used to tell of "stretching" chicken salad during the Depression because chicken was comparatively so expensive. She would "stretch" the chicken with veal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

My grandfather raised his own chickens in his backyard during the Depression. My Mom used to talk about the chickens sometimes running around after he'd cut off their heads.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

176 There were 168 Million in 2020 and somehow 156 million of them voted.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (P9xGM)

They were excited to be able to use mail-in ballots.

Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:09 PM (OguvZ)

177 I'm so old I remember when New Comments Thingy was actually new.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:09 PM (RlXwv)

178 "And I appointed more Black women to the federal circuit courts than every other president in American history combined!"

More leftist black women, Joe. Remember Janice Rogers Brown, you dick.

Posted by: Rex B at May 30, 2024 03:09 PM (5h/8D)

179 osted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (Zz0t1)

Those weather machines are getting out of control.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 30, 2024 03:09 PM (Aoykm)

180
(SPOILER: No books are being banned, but maybe they aren't being bought because people don't want to read them.)

The Communists are referring to the gay pr0n in the government schools. Stupid parents that send their kids to government schools are upset when the government is grooming their children and think that removing pr0n from the schools will fix everything.

Naturally the Left fights tooth and nail for every inch of ground they win and will characterize this overt pedophilia and enlisting for sexual trafficking as "banning books".

Meanwhile, one should ask Biden if Dr John MacArthur's books, or anything from Answers in Genesis or Creation Research Institute or even the Holy Bible should be as available in schools as the garbage Leftists are claiming as being "banned".

Cuz those items are banned by the screeching Left.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 30, 2024 03:10 PM (iruKY)

181 172 Speaking of old and young assholes, I finally finally finally got around to watching Synecdoche New York.

Easily the best film of the 21st century. I can't think of anything that comes close.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (dGCAG)

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"Dude."
-Dude, Where's My Car?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

182 Biden might have to assert he had "FULL BLOWN AIDS" when he confronted Corn Pop and kids stroked the hair on his legs. At the top of his lungs without interruption.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 30, 2024 03:10 PM (as3uC)

183 Because you voted, we're invested more money than ever in the Black families and communities. A promise made and a promise kept.
---
As I've mentioned before, Clinton ran on "the worst economy in 50 years" because, while all economic numbers were good, you should be worried about the neighbor down the street who is struggling.

Now, all the numbers are bad, you are struggling and just because you can't afford anything, this is great because someone else is doing alright.
It's the most bizarre thing: I can't afford gas, groceries or a place to live but the DOW is up, unemployment down and inflation easing-- so I guess I'm doing great cause Biden says so!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 30, 2024 03:10 PM (g9W3m)

184 Not true. He's middle-aged and an asshole.

So am I. I'm not just casting aspersions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop

*fistbump Joe mannix and TJM*

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:11 PM (CIS44)

185 I once had a Hispanic mow my lawn!

Posted by: Virtue signaling Progressive at May 30, 2024 03:11 PM (XeU6L)

186 Urban blacks don't like that illegals are getting ahead of them in line at the government trough. That's all this is about. Their ballots still aren't gonna be going to Trump.

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 30, 2024 03:12 PM (xFeKb)

187 They don't specify what books are being banned just like they don't specify what laws Trump broke.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:12 PM (RlXwv)

188 > Before modern industrial farming, chicken was a relatively expensive meal. Served exclusively to whites back in the day.

Clyde Barrow's first known crime was stealing a chicken.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 30, 2024 03:12 PM (R38qh)

189 My Mom used to talk about the chickens sometimes running around after he'd cut off their heads.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

Thats the "muscle memory" all the mercenaries talk about.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (as3uC)

190 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

191 They don't specify what books are being banned just like they don't specify what laws Trump broke.
Posted by: ... at

Hard to give specifics to things that didn't happen.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

192 My grandmother used to tell of "stretching" chicken salad during the Depression because chicken was comparatively so expensive. She would "stretch" the chicken with veal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (d04cU)

And by "veal" she meant "hobo filet".

Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (OguvZ)

193 I had my biannual call with my financial advisor today.

He outright said, "I think the government is fudging numbers for employment and stuff, and they'll start letting out the real numbers quietly by January."

The cynicism around government numbers feels very deep to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

That's not even cynicism, that's realism. We can see them doing it every month yet nobody gets fired for their supposed crappy projections.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (eoQWY)

194 And by "veal" she meant "hobo filet".
Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (OguvZ)
++++
Doubtful. One of her brothers was a hobo for a while during the 30s, and then again in the 50s (he liked the lifestyle). I doubt she'd run the risk of eating family.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:14 PM (d04cU)

195 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

Yanet Garcia

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2024 03:14 PM (NtVYv)

196 193 That's not even cynicism, that's realism. We can see them doing it every month yet nobody gets fired for their supposed crappy projections.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (eoQWY)

========

What's funny about the specific instance was Dolley sitting next to me just nodding along.

I kind of expected her to, at least, vent a bit about it afterwards to me, disagreeing. But nope. Maybe it was too early in the meeting.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (GBKbO)

197 >>> Dear Charlamagne tha, a regular, everyday, working-class person is MAGA. That's what these dumb asses don't understand.

I have liberal friends (most of whom are well educated) that don't understand how anyone Gen x, ie our age, can be conservative or vote Trump. It baffles them. If Trump wins, they will not understand what you and I do -- that his message spoke to average joes, and there are more of them than the well educated elites.

If Trump wins, I expect pussy hat riots x 10. Because the media they consume is giving them no context as to why a reasonable person would pick Trump.

Posted by: LizLem at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (QAK8m)

198 190 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

Someone mention choking a chicken?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (KbCG3)

199 I'm so old, my AoS Premium Membership Card is the stone edition.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel
----------
Luxury! Mine was just scratched in the dirt.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (XeU6L)

200 "Dude."
-Dude, Where's My Car?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

Funny thing is, I was wondering if he directed anything since then, and I didn't even know he did "I'm Thinking Of Ending Things."

I should have known. But when I watched that, it bothered me so much, I couldn't and wouldn't think about it afterwards.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (dGCAG)

201 Doubtful. One of her brothers was a hobo for a while during the 30s, and then again in the 50s (he liked the lifestyle). I doubt she'd run the risk of eating family.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Did he get eaten by Ewoks in New Guinea?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (v6JzV)

202 That's not even cynicism, that's realism. We can see them doing it every month yet nobody gets fired for their supposed crappy projections.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (eoQWY)

Of course 'they' don't get fired. They get bonuses.

Posted by: mrp at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (rj6Yv)

203 nobody gets fired for their supposed crappy projections.
Posted by: Oldcat
---------

They get fired if they fix the projections.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (YdEcD)

204 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

Yanet Garcia
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway"

Yimminy!

Posted by: fd at May 30, 2024 03:16 PM (vFG9F)

205 If even a minor amount of Blacks stay home/vote for West or RFK that would be great.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 30, 2024 03:16 PM (7PziG)

206 204 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

Yanet Garcia
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway"

Yimminy!
Posted by: fd at May 30, 2024 03:16 PM (vFG9F)

Joe found the one picture where she's not showing off her butt.

For shame, Joe.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 30, 2024 03:16 PM (KbCG3)

207 205 If even a minor amount of Blacks stay home/vote for West or RFK that would be great.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 30, 2024 03:16 PM (7PziG)

=======

What if I told you that most stayed home every election but ended up having ballots cast anyway?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:17 PM (GBKbO)

208 Yanet Garcia
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Ah, I see she's a weather girl.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:17 PM (v6JzV)

209 Yanet Garcia
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 30, 2024 03:14 PM (NtVYv)

If it is, the pose and composition misses her most notable asset.

Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:17 PM (OguvZ)

210 Did he get eaten by Ewoks in New Guinea?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM (v6JzV)
++++
Nope. Family legend is that both times it happened, his wife eventually decided it was time for him to quit riding the rails, went and found him, then dragged him back home.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:17 PM (d04cU)

211 Hard to give specifics to things that didn't happen.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (CIS44)

Doesn't usually stop them 😂

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:18 PM (RlXwv)

212 That Joe. He's a bad dude. He put me in my place. Vote for him, or I'll get popped.

Posted by: Corn Pop at May 30, 2024 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)

213 If it is, the pose and composition misses her most notable asset.
Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:17 PM (OguvZ)

Butt it's best not to look backward, lest we get behind.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

214 "They're gonna put y'all back in chains!"

#Human trafficking is slavery.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2024 03:19 PM (D7oie)

215 A chicken choked is not a joke.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2024 03:19 PM (o2ZRX)

216 Now aren't you sorry you called me a troll?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:08 PM (4XwPj)

Had I known you had access to the weather machine........

And I didn't call you a troll. You're projecting.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

217 A chicken choked is not a joke.
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2024 03:19 PM (o2ZRX)

You're supposed to f*ck it!!!!

Posted by: New York News Guy at May 30, 2024 03:21 PM (Zz0t1)

218 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:

Very pretty girl , but she's definitely pandering-just not doing it to any particular race.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 30, 2024 03:21 PM (XkYcA)

219 "Yanet Garcia"

Yeezy peezy. Pictures of her can lead to repeated yerking motions. Don't yudge.

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:21 PM (v6Olo)

220 And I didn't call you a troll. You're projecting.
Posted by: Sponge

Nurse called you a Bastard this morning. What'd you do to HER?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)

221 That Joe. He's a bad dude. He put me in my place. Vote for him, or I'll get popped.
Posted by: Corn Pop at May 30, 2024 03:18 PM (a3Q+t)

He is a bad dude. I knew him back in the day. Kept calling me Buckwheat.

Posted by: Count Chocula at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)

222 My grandmother used to tell of "stretching" chicken salad during the Depression because chicken was comparatively so expensive. She would "stretch" the chicken with veal.
------
Veal? Try that lobster crap they give us three times a day.

Posted by: an 18th century indentured servant at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (ZdexC)

223 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (d04cU)

Pretty girl but... What the hell is she wearing? That get up screams bondage.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (4XwPj)

224 June 17, 2006

"In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin' Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I'm not joking." -Joe Biden

Posted by: Orson at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (dIske)

225 Did he get eaten by Ewoks in New Guinea?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:15 PM

Ewoks are local to Endor (designated: IX3244-A). It orbits Tana—the Ewokese word for Endor's host planet.

Fun Fact: It is where Darth Vader's funeral is held.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (a3Q+t)

226 If Trump wins, I expect pussy hat riots x 10. Because the media they consume is giving them no context as to why a reasonable person would pick Trump.
Posted by: LizLem

Programmed marches are the least of my worries. I expect mass-line formation in the Federal government; IE Federal offices declaring themselves independent of the Presidency.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (IG4Id)

227 Very pretty girl , but she's definitely pandering-just not doing it to any particular race.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Both red pandas and giant pandas approve.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)

228 For anyone not watching college football and the player suits against the NCAA for it's anti-trust activities, those parties just floated a settlement waiting judicial approval. This means college players are now going to be paid. Given the extent of college ball, the next logical push will be unionization. And as usual, that means yet another HUGE cash injection directly into the democrat party. Current GOP Senate, house, sadly, any president are ineffective jokes as it relates to ensuring Democrats aren't the sole beneficiary of unions and a VAST amount of taxpayer funded orgs (pub broadcasting, etc). I could see Desantis getting the ball rolling on that.

Posted by: Son of Dad at May 30, 2024 03:23 PM (8JB5s)

229 Nurse called you a Bastard this morning. What'd you do to HER?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

That's just their loving back and forth. Pet names of you will.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:23 PM (CIS44)

230 This guy Charlamagne is a mook.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 03:23 PM (RIvkX)

231 When a chicken comes along, you must choke it.
It’s really nothing wrong, you must choke i.

Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (o2ZRX)

232 The Communists are referring to the gay pr0n in the government schools.

1984: On a very special Different Strokes the boys run into a friendly bicycle store owner...who tries to groom them with gay pron. Watch to make sure this doesn't happen to your children!

2024: You take this gay pron out of these sexy sexy childrens's hands over my dead body!

Posted by: 18-1 at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (ibTVg)

233 And I didn't call you a troll. You're projecting.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

How dare you.
INCOMING!!!!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (4XwPj)

234
Fried Chicken and Champagne restaurants are now a thing.

FC and Beer is a Deplorable combo, don't you know.

Whereas Champagne makes Fried Chicken all classy and such. And removes that stinky ghetto and/or redneck taint.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (eDfFs)

235 If even a minor amount of Blacks stay home/vote for West or RFK that would be great.
Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at May 30, 2024 03:16 PM (7PziG)

One of those open secrets, black people DO stay home in large numbers. Their ballots are cast anyway, but they're not voting.

It throws off their Al Gore Rhythm if too many of them actually vote.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

236 Nurse called you a Bastard this morning. What'd you do to HER?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM

To be fair, nurse engages in hyperbole from time to time.

Posted by: River Otters at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (a3Q+t)

237 Harry Enten lays some wood to the Biden campaign among AA voters: "You suck!", he said.

https://tinyurl.com/mws5ujtv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (g8A15)

238 Boy, you best get back on the plantation.

Posted by: MSNBC at May 30, 2024 03:25 PM (cHOHf)

239 235 One of those open secrets, black people DO stay home in large numbers. Their ballots are cast anyway, but they're not voting.

It throws off their Al Gore Rhythm if too many of them actually vote.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

=======

Open secret for decades.

The GOP could have undone it with consumer-grade video equipment in the 80s.

They chose not to.

Because racism, I guess. I dunno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

240 Fried Chicken and Champagne restaurants are now a thing.

FC and Beer is a Deplorable combo, don't you know.

Whereas Champagne makes Fried Chicken all classy and such. And removes that stinky ghetto and/or redneck taint.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (eDfFs)
++++
Hey, if that's what it takes to get some folks to acknowledge that fried chicken is good, then good on the businesses extracting top dollar for regular food by catering to their absurdities.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:25 PM (d04cU)

241 Yanet Garcia
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway

Ah, I see she's a weather girl.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:17 PM

To quote Ozzy Man, no one can turn left like Yanet Garcia.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 30, 2024 03:26 PM (Wnv9h)

242 Nurse called you a Bastard this morning. What'd you do to HER?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)

It's more of what I DIDN'T do.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:26 PM (Zz0t1)

243 I once stood next to a black man at the grocery store. I asked him to pick me out a watermelon and if he wanted to barrow my afro sheen. My word as a Biden

Posted by: Pedo Joe at May 30, 2024 03:26 PM (XT+5H)

244 I was able to keep my commitment to appoint the first Black woman on the United States Supreme Court -- (applause) -- Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.

An act which broke Federal Law, about discrimination.

He said he would hire one Sex and Race, and that is flat out against the law.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 30, 2024 03:26 PM (xaFKb)

245 When a chicken comes around,
You must choke it!

Posted by: Devo at May 30, 2024 03:26 PM (ZdexC)

246 Whereas Champagne makes Fried Chicken all classy and such. And removes that stinky ghetto and/or redneck taint.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (eDfFs)

We talkin big sweaty fat farm boy redneck taint or hot little country girl in Daisy Dukes redneck taint?

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:27 PM (v6Olo)

247 My grandmother used to tell of "stretching" chicken salad during the Depression because chicken was comparatively so expensive. She would "stretch" the chicken with veal.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:06 PM (d04cU)

Large scale chicken ranching was something that only really emerged in the twenties, prior to that it was adjunct to egg production. At the time chicken was a spendy dish.

Now, veal was an adjunct to dairy production, and since the cows had to be bred every year, and it was a 50% chance of a bull calf, they had to be fed until they could be butchered, and then sold as veal. Other than meat, they had little use since no one was using oxen for farming or carts anymore, and they ate as much as the cows.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2024 03:27 PM (D7oie)

248 Plantation Democrats get their big toe chopped off for 'scapin'.

Posted by: Toby at May 30, 2024 03:27 PM (I0kUP)

249 Is a half full colostomy bag a sandwich?

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (pIgH5)

250 So is Da God coming to grips with the reality that his people are becoming irrelevant to Democrats?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (wBaIH)

251 CNN: You forgot your shine box.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (aFNOf)

252 >>hot little country girl in Daisy Dukes redneck taint?

Careful.
Those girls have been known to get gonorrhea from all that bikini tractor riding.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (5HZK4)

253 “ Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson. A promise made and a promise kept.”

And in the process showing what politics over merit looks like. She’s probably the most vapid, unqualified, stoopid person ever appointed to the court. But she’s a guaranteed vote for the destructive Democrat agenda. Is that what the “black community” is going for?

The court is a place where we as Americans “split the baby” and decide on a neutral course for our country underwritten by blind, equal justice. It for Democrats. It’s another branch they can poison with their Marxist progressive water carrier who make better potted plants than jurists.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (90TCz)

254 they ate as much as the cows.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2024 03:27 PM

We'll address that in the next phase.

Posted by: Journaist Katie at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (a3Q+t)

255 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz

boobs by dow corning. She still has 11 monthly payments before they fork over the title to the titties.

Body count around two hundred.

You can keep her.

Posted by: Outside of Life at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (89Sog)

256 Whereas Champagne makes Fried Chicken all classy and such. And removes that stinky ghetto and/or redneck taint.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (eDfFs)
****
This is about me, isn't it.

Posted by: Sloppy Daniels at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (I0kUP)

257 Large scale chicken ranching was something that only really emerged in the twenties, prior to that it was adjunct to egg production. At the time chicken was a spendy dish.

Now, veal was an adjunct to dairy production, and since the cows had to be bred every year, and it was a 50% chance of a bull calf, they had to be fed until they could be butchered, and then sold as veal. Other than meat, they had little use since no one was using oxen for farming or carts anymore, and they ate as much as the cows.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2024 03:27 PM (D7oie)
++++
Yup. Chicken started to come down in price - comparatively - in the 20s, but a lot of other stuff flat-out crashed during the Depression. People substituted. I don't know what caused veal specifically to crash - my guess would be New Deal dairy controls, but I'm not sure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (d04cU)

258 I was able to keep my commitment to appoint the first Black woman
-------

Who refused to define what a woman is.

What a great accomplishment for vagina-having beings everywhere!!!

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (RlXwv)

259 I keep saying Trump will get 80 million and Sundowner will get 109 million, which 50 million will be fraud votes

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (fwDg9)

260 255 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz

She's so hot the camera lense is steaming.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 30, 2024 03:30 PM (aFNOf)

261 He outright said, "I think the government is fudging numbers for employment and stuff, and they'll start letting out the real numbers quietly by January."

The cynicism around government numbers feels very deep to me.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 02:53 PM (GBKbO)

That's not even cynicism, that's realism. We can see them doing it every month yet nobody gets fired for their supposed crappy projections.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 30, 2024 03:13 PM (eoQWY)
===

Totally Soviet

They couldn't even plan their own planned economy because there was no trustworthy economic data.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 03:30 PM (RIvkX)

262 >>hot little country girl in Daisy Dukes redneck taint?

Careful.
Those girls have been known to get gonorrhea from all that bikini tractor riding.
Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (5HZK4)

Noted. I was merely pointing out that there are various types of redneck taint. And taint all of it bad!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:30 PM (v6Olo)

263 So is Da God coming to grips with the reality that his people are becoming irrelevant to Democrats?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (wBaIH)

I find it quite funny that YEARS ago, when I listened to the Howard Stern Show, he would have Daniel Carver (a Grand Dragon in the KKK) on or listen to his phone message to his followers.

He quite often referred to Mexicans imported as "ni**er replacements."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

264 I keep saying Trump will get 80 million and Sundowner will get 109 million, which 50 million will be fraud votes
Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (fwDg9)

Trump will get 90 million but he'll "get" 80 million.

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:30 PM (RlXwv)

265 What a great accomplishment for vagina-having beings everywhere!!!
Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (RlXwv)

I thought it was "vulva owners"???

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (v6Olo)

266 A chicken choked is not a joke.
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2024 03:19 PM (o2ZRX)

What if its name is Artie ?

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (T4tVD)

267 >> I don't know what caused veal specifically to crash - my guess would be New Deal dairy controls, but I'm not sure.

Likely people taking the cash for a Veal rather than having to care for / provide for a heiffer / bull for 2 years.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (5HZK4)

268 >>I thought it was "vulva owners"???

Persons of Front Hole, Please.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (5HZK4)

269 So is Da God coming to grips with the reality that his people are becoming irrelevant to Democrats?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (wBaIH)

I think part of the equation for many politically connected black people is the recognition politics is mostly a scam, and when they see that white pols have been in on the gravy train for as long as the country has existed, they figure it's time to get theirs.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

270 What if its name is Artie ?
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (T4tVD)

Artie Lang hardest hit.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

271 Did someone call for Redneck Taint?

Posted by: Dixie Chicks at May 30, 2024 03:32 PM (I0kUP)

272 This guy Charlamagne is a mook.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 03:23 PM (RIvkX)

Not a Moop ?

Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 03:32 PM (T4tVD)

273 Did someone call for Redneck Taint?
Posted by: Dixie Chicks at May 30, 2024 03:32 PM (I0kUP)
++++
Not yours.

Not for like 20 years or so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 30, 2024 03:32 PM (d04cU)

274 Artie Lang hardest hit.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

What am I, chopped liver?

Posted by: Artie Johnson at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (XPM1I)

275 I find it quite funny that YEARS ago, when I listened to the Howard Stern Show, he would have Daniel Carver (a Grand Dragon in the KKK) on or listen to his phone message to his followers.

He quite often referred to Mexicans imported as "ni**er replacements."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

"I'll just have a Coke"
*perhaps that belongs in the movie thread??*

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (v6Olo)

276 UCLA bout to win 4-1. Sooner gals up next!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

277
I think part of the equation for many politically connected black people is the recognition politics is mostly a scam, and when they see that white pols have been in on the gravy train for as long as the country has existed, they figure it's time to get theirs.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

I'll be heartened if in a couple years or so all these idiots saying "they look like me!" are starting to wonder how someone who Looks Like Me can still fuck them over so hard.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (VoAdT)

278 He’s not “Charlemagne”, nor is he “god”. He seems like some jerk they pulled off the car wash line with the intelligence and observation skills of a tree frog.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 30, 2024 03:34 PM (90TCz)

279 BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT ILLEGAL

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

280 279 BLACK PEOPLE ARE NOT ILLEGAL
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 03:34 PM (v0R5T)

========

Just improving their education system is.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

281 UCLA bout to win 4-1. Sooner gals up next!
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

Since the CSWS is hosted in OKC every year, I'm actually offended that there's also a "Norman Regional."

Yeah, home field throughout the entire postseason every year seems, I don't know, bullshit.

But that's just me.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

282 You ain't burnt sienna!

Posted by: Joe Biden, eating all the crayons in the box at May 30, 2024 03:35 PM (Y5y6K)

283 Whereas Champagne makes Fried Chicken all classy and such. And removes that stinky ghetto and/or redneck taint.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:24 PM (eDfFs)

Dad used to make "rocky mountain oysters and French champagne" dinners for the lodge. Eventually they decided to not serve liquor at functions anymore, so he had to do some other meals instead

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2024 03:35 PM (D7oie)

284 BIDEN (pandering): "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man!"

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Yeah, but was he clean and articulate?

Posted by: ShainS -- Biden's Two-State Solution is Michigan & Minnesota at May 30, 2024 03:35 PM (IKoPB)

285 I'll be heartened if in a couple years or so all these idiots saying "they look like me!" are starting to wonder how someone who Looks Like Me can still fuck them over so hard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko

This is about me isn't it?
-James Clybourn

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:36 PM (CIS44)

286 "I'll just have a Coke"
*perhaps that belongs in the movie thread??*
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (v6Olo)

"Just dry, white toast..."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

287 The tourettes gal in "Duece Bigelow" saying "vulva" always cracks me up.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at May 30, 2024 03:36 PM (Z8Yh2)

288 286 "I'll just have a Coke"
*perhaps that belongs in the movie thread??*
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (v6Olo)

"Just dry, white toast..."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

I believe Doof was referencing The Boondock Saints while Sponge was referencing The Blues Brothers.

Now, how do the disparate quotes relate to The Princess Bride?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

289 Saint George of Floyd was not murdered, you fucking retard.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (XMwZJ)

290 I see we somehow got back to funky smelling nethers

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (v6Olo)

291 I'll be heartened if in a couple years or so all these idiots saying "they look like me!" are starting to wonder how someone who Looks Like Me can still fuck them over so hard.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:33 PM (VoAdT)

Stupid people will continue to vote for Democrats. Whichever tribe of stupid people we're talking about.

The real question is, black people who are NOT stupid, will anyone come along and give them a reason to vote? The ones who don't would be a powerful coalition, if they voted, but they don't. Their ballots are cast, but they don't vote.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

292 The panic is so good.
---------------------------------

"That alone would do it, " Enten explained, saying that's why black voters are so pivotal to Joe Biden's chances.

Boris Sanchez said "alarms" must be "going off on the Democratic side," as Enten flashed his fingers to signify the alarms.

"It's a huge alarm. It's spiraling. It's ambulance. It's police sirens. It's any alarm you can think of," Enten replied.

"That should be what's going off on the Democratic side. These numbers, to be honest, could be deadly to Joe Biden's campaign."
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https://tinyurl.com/mws5ujtv

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (hNkPs)

293 A chicken choked is not a joke.
Posted by: Eromero at May 30, 2024 03:19 PM (o2ZRX)

What if its name is Artie ?
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (T4tVD)

Someone's a Firesign Theater fan.

And thus, soooo old he's 39!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (eDfFs)

294
Persons of Front Hole, Please.
Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2024 03:31 PM (5HZK4)

They've dropped 'bonus hole?'

Geez.....I can't keep up with all this......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

295 Since the CSWS is hosted in OKC every year, I'm actually offended that there's also a "Norman Regional."

Yeah, home field throughout the entire postseason every year seems, I don't know, bullshit.

But that's just me.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe

Stop them from getting a top 8 seed then. (Top 16 for regionals)

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

296 The black are upset that with all the illegals allowed into the country by Biden, there isn't enough white and asian crime victims to go around.

Posted by: Senator Blutarsky at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (vkapg)

297 Oh please. Democrats will put that swarmy used car salesman who destroyed California and is totally ok with the entire liberal agenda next time, and they will all be back on the tranny-illegal immigrant-destroy the country enslavement train again.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (90TCz)

298 Not a Moop ?
Posted by: JT at May 30, 2024 03:32 PM (T4tVD)
===

Well he is not a Spanish Muslim, so...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (RIvkX)

299 Now, how do the disparate quotes relate to The Princess Bride?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Rob Reiner is a coked up cracker?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (VoAdT)

300 I see we somehow got back to funky smelling nethers

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (v6Olo)

UNDERBOOB!!!

Posted by: Dr. Shannon Klingman at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

301 I believe Doof was referencing The Boondock Saints while Sponge was referencing The Blues Brothers.

Now, how do the disparate quotes relate to The Princess Bride?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

Thank you for catching the Boondock Saints reference!!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:38 PM (v6Olo)

302 301 Thank you for catching the Boondock Saints reference!!
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:38 PM (v6Olo)

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You'll thank me less if I ever feel the desire to actually talk about The Boondock Saints.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

303 So is Da God coming to grips with the reality that his people are becoming irrelevant to Democrats?
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 30, 2024 03:28 PM (wBaIH)

I think it is part of the walk away feeling.
It has been bubbling for about 8 years or so, and is based on the idea that for all that gets promised, things get worse and the politicians get more.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2024 03:38 PM (D7oie)

304 "Just dry, white toast..."

Rare miss.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (Z8Yh2)

305 My gaydar is bad but this dude Charlamagne looks and sounds like he could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

306 What the fuck do Republicans do for black people or anybody else for that matter?

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (RlXwv)

307 He’s not “Charlemagne”, nor is he “god”. He seems like some jerk they pulled off the car wash line with the intelligence and observation skills of a tree frog.
Posted by: Vengeance
.......

Lenard Larry McKelvey
coulda sworn it was Leroy.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

308 Stop them from getting a top 8 seed then. (Top 16 for regionals)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

That's largely besides the point, now isn't it.

And no one will EVER stop them from being a top 8 seed while the portal exists.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

309 >>The tourettes gal in "Duece Bigelow" saying "vulva" always cracks me up.

Swear to god whoever wrote that lived in Tucson and shopped at the same Fish Store I did.

That scene with the girl catching the feeder goldfish is one I saw in person, 2-3x a week for like 3 years.

Posted by: garrett at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (5HZK4)

310 I see we somehow got back to funky smelling nethers
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM

Starting June 21st, I can help.

Posted by: Summer's Eve at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (a3Q+t)

311 Biden got more black votes than Barky. Sure he did.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (Z8Yh2)

312 I think all the anti body odor and waterless cleansing wipes are supposed to prepare us for strict water rationing due to impending global warming.

Get used to not showering, proles.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (BV96/)

313 That's largely besides the point, now isn't it.

And no one will EVER stop them from being a top 8 seed while the portal exists.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

*shrugs*
Osu is there too...

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

314 Philadelphia is literallly the poster child for how Democrats are destroying our cities, killing our youth and turning the country into rubbish. I wonder if the “1,000” people there for Biden can afford groceries. But by golly, you keep voting for those Democrats, peasants. Maybe they’ll throw you a few more bucks. Simps.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (90TCz)

315 My gaydar is bad but this dude Charlamagne looks and sounds like he could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

MMMM -- Jenny McCarthy in Baseketball

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (v6Olo)

316 Saint George of Floyd was not murdered, you fucking retard.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM (XMwZJ)

"Tee hee!!!"

- - - - Minnesota Attorney General Keith Ellison

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

317 What the fuck do Republicans do for black people or anybody else for that matter?
Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (RlXwv)

As that supergenius Mitt Romney said, 47% of voters won't vote for him anyway, so why bother.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:41 PM (dGCAG)

318 "What the fuck do Republicans do for black people or anybody else for that matter?"

If they can make it to Congress, they make great sound bites. Really funny stuff. They also call anyone who votes for them racist. That's nice.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 03:41 PM (Ectld)

319 314 Philadelphia is literallly the poster child for how Democrats are destroying our cities, killing our youth and turning the country into rubbish. I wonder if the “1,000” people there for Biden can afford groceries. But by golly, you keep voting for those Democrats, peasants. Maybe they’ll throw you a few more bucks. Simps.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (90TCz)

=======

Philadelphia is the poster child for voter apathy regarding local elections.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

320 What the fuck do Republicans do for black people or anybody else for that matter?

I see the problem.

Posted by: Tech Sgt. Chen at May 30, 2024 03:41 PM (Z8Yh2)

321 *shrugs*
Osu is there too...
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

A bit of a farther trip for them to OKC when they actually do make it than O f*cking U.

And they came out of the Stillwater Regional........Which I had never even heard of before. Not that I pay attention to it EVERY year, but......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

322 Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Hunt for Red October movie quotes > other obscure movie quotes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2024 03:42 PM (a3Q+t)

323 Philadelphia is the poster child for voter apathy regarding local elections.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:41 PM (GBKbO)

Philadelphia is the poster child for a million people all crammed into one spot who all spontaneously decide they don't believe in trash cans or crosswalks anymore.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:42 PM (VoAdT)

324 And they came out of the Stillwater Regional........Which I had never even heard of before. Not that I pay attention to it EVERY year, but......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

They've hosted regionals
For like 6 or 7 years in a row and supers like half that time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (CIS44)

325 Nurse called you a Bastard this morning. What'd you do to HER?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 30, 2024 03:22 PM (v6JzV)

It's more of what I DIDN'T do.
Posted by: Sponge
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Ooo, this should be good....😁

Posted by: lin-duh at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (gdJPU)

326 As that supergenius Mitt Romney said, 47% of voters won't vote for him anyway, so why bother.
Posted by: BurtTC
........

He shoulda debated Barry in blackface.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

327 They've hosted regionals
For like 6 or 7 years in a row and supers like half that time.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (CIS44)

Then make OU travel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

328 "Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Hunt for Red October movie quotes "

Ghostbusters (or any Bill Murray movie quotes) > Hunt for Red October or Rocky Horror

Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (iFMeW)

329 As that supergenius Mitt Romney said, 47% of voters won't vote for him anyway, so why bother.
Posted by: BurtTC
........

He shoulda debated Barry in blackface.
Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (v0R5T)

It couldn't have hurt.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (dGCAG)

330 Ghostbusters (or any Bill Murray movie quotes) > Hunt for Red October or Rocky Horror
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (iFMeW)

There's really not even a competition there......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

331 Then make OU travel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Tournament is based on seeds. Other teams need to get better and beat them. Simple as that.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (CIS44)

332 328 Ghostbusters (or any Bill Murray movie quotes) > Hunt for Red October or Rocky Horror
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM (iFMeW)

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Lost in Translation quotes really get the blood pumping, don't they?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)

333 Ghostbusters (or any Bill Murray movie quotes) > Hunt for Red October or Rocky Horror
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 03:43 PM

Pffft.

Posted by: RADM Josh Painter at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (a3Q+t)

334 "Lost in Translation quotes really get the blood pumping, don't they?"

Well, it's no Prometheus.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (Ectld)

335 Was Romney already owned when he "oopsied" the 47% thing?

Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (RlXwv)

336 Philadelphia is literallly the poster child for how Democrats are destroying our cities, killing our youth and turning the country into rubbish. I wonder if the “1,000” people there for Biden can afford groceries. But by golly, you keep voting for those Democrats, peasants. Maybe they’ll throw you a few more bucks. Simps.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (90TCz)

The correct word to use here would either be "figuratively" -- or maybe "metaphorically".

Posted by: AOSHQ Grammar Nerd at May 30, 2024 03:45 PM (v6Olo)

337 335 Was Romney already owned when he "oopsied" the 47% thing?
Posted by: ... at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (RlXwv)

remember how well the video was framed?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:45 PM (VoAdT)

338 305 My gaydar is bad but this dude Charlamagne looks and sounds like he could suck the chrome off a tailpipe.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 03:39 PM (RIvkX)

I told Mr. TiFW that CtG's mouth looked like it had had more than one dick in it.

He was shocked at that statement coming from his sweet little wife.

I blamed you guys

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of SpadescLadies' Brigade plucky comic relief at May 30, 2024 03:45 PM (SRRAx)

339 I wonder if anybody named their daughter Mulva after the Seinfeld episode?

[Autocorrect changed that to "Mulvaney" -- which I suppose Mulva could be a nickname for ...]

Posted by: ShainS -- Biden's Two-State Solution is Michigan & Minnesota at May 30, 2024 03:46 PM (IKoPB)

340 I watched vote tally in Pa 202 and there were votes for both removed by the 10s of thousands, then they would start adding up again to later remove again thousands

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 03:46 PM (fwDg9)

341 "looked like it had had more than one dick in it. He was shocked at that statement"

I'd probably crap my pants like I was running for President if my wife said that.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024 03:46 PM (iFMeW)

342 What the fuck do Republicans do for black people or anybody else for that matter?
......

I don't know. Do black people take Relaxium?

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 03:46 PM (v0R5T)

343
Tournament is based on seeds. Other teams need to get better and beat them. Simple as that.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:44 PM (CIS44)

The field of 64 will contest the Regional round at one of the 16 pre-determined sites.

Stop catering to OU and make them travel.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

344 I wonder if anybody named their daughter Mulva after the Seinfeld episode?

[Autocorrect changed that to "Mulvaney" -- which I suppose Mulva could be a nickname for ...]
Posted by: ShainS -- Biden's Two-State Solution is Michigan & Minnesota at May 30, 2024 03:46 PM (IKoPB)

As if anyone would name their daughter after anything to do with Seinfeld

Posted by: Gipple Vandelay at May 30, 2024 03:47 PM (v6Olo)

345 He was shocked at that statement coming from his sweet little wife.

I blamed you guys
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of SpadescLadies' Brigade plucky comic relief at May 30, 2024 03:45 PM

You guys is pretty broad.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)

346 As if anyone would name their daughter after anything to do with Seinfeld
Posted by: Gipple Vandelay at May 30, 2024 03:47 PM (v6Olo)

Srsly.

Posted by: 7 at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (VoAdT)

347
MSNBC published an article earlier this year titled "Meek Mill, Charlamagne Tha God helping to push MAGA messaging," which criticized the pair and the "right-wing media" for utilizing prominent figures in the Black community to spur debate.

You can't utilize prominent figures in the Black community to spur debate! Only WE can utilize prominent figures in the Black community. They belong to US!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (n+4am)

348 The field of 64 will contest the Regional round at one of the 16 pre-determined sites.

Stop catering to OU and make them travel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Regionals are at the home sites of the top 16 seeds super regionals are at the home sites of the top 8 seeds (or the higher seed in a matchup if one of the top 8 is knocked out in regionals) not catering to any team. Other teams what home supers get better.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (CIS44)

349 Where's our Ghost Ship fan? Give us some pithy quotes from that cinematic masterpiece.

Posted by: Ghosts on the Water, Fire in the Box Office at May 30, 2024 03:49 PM (Y5y6K)

350 You guys is pretty broad.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)

You guys *are* pretty *broads*. Mr. Grammar McGrammarface.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:49 PM (VoAdT)

351 The field of 64 will contest the Regional round at one of the 16 pre-determined sites.

Stop catering to OU and make them travel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Regionals are at the home sites of the top 16 seeds super regionals are at the home sites of the top 8 seeds (or the higher seed in a matchup if one of the top 8 is knocked out in regionals) not catering to any team. Other teams what home supers get better.
Posted by: BruceWayne at

NCAA baseball works the same way

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:49 PM (CIS44)

352 I told Mr. TiFW that CtG's mouth looked like it had had more than one dick in it.

He was shocked at that statement coming from his sweet little wife.

I blamed you guys

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of SpadescLadies' Brigade plucky comic relief at May 30, 2024 03:45 PM (SRRAx)

---------------

Heh. When the wifey reads the comments with me, half the time when I feel the need to explain to her some vulgarity or other -- I'm shocked that she already knows what it means.

Posted by: ShainS -- Biden's Two-State Solution is Michigan & Minnesota at May 30, 2024 03:49 PM (IKoPB)

353 > You guys is pretty broad.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher

Not as broad as your chipmunk cheeks, Wil.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 30, 2024 03:50 PM (R38qh)

354 The field of 64 will contest the Regional round at one of the 16 pre-determined sites.

Stop catering to OU and make them travel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Regionals are at the home sites of the top 16 seeds super regionals are at the home sites of the top 8 seeds (or the higher seed in a matchup if one of the top 8 is knocked out in regionals) not catering to any team. Other teams what home supers get better.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (CIS44)

Worst AOSHQ debate ever!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:50 PM (v6Olo)

355 my commitment to appoint the first Black woman on the United States Supreme Court -- Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
......

another grim milestone for the Biden Administration

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 03:50 PM (v0R5T)

356 354 Worst AOSHQ debate ever!!!
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:50 PM (v6Olo)

========

I guess you didn't show up for the Ingmar Bergman movie thread.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

357 Regionals are at the home sites of the top 16 seeds super regionals are at the home sites of the top 8 seeds (or the higher seed in a matchup if one of the top 8 is knocked out in regionals) not catering to any team. Other teams what home supers get better.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (CIS44)

Then the website I copied my statement from is wrong. Pre-determined doesn't mean "top seeds home field."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

358 Where's our Ghost Ship fan?
————

Heh, watched that not too long ago just for shits and giggles. Fell asleep.

Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Y8lzz)

359 Then the website I copied my statement from is wrong. Pre-determined doesn't mean "top seeds home field."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Zz0t1)

Hahah yes they are wrong. And on that note I'm blowing this popsicle stand and starting my weekend!!!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024 03:53 PM (CIS44)

360 Hubbymayhem was relating some stupid thing the vice president said. I made the comment that she should use her mouth only for it's true purpose as a cock holster. The double take he did was epic.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:53 PM (4XwPj)

361 You can't utilize prominent figures in the Black community to spur debate! Only WE can utilize prominent figures in the Black community. They belong to US!

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (n+4am)

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Almost as if they're viewed as House Slave Negroes on The Plantation ... or something. Almost.

Posted by: ShainS -- Biden's Two-State Solution is Michigan & Minnesota at May 30, 2024 03:53 PM (IKoPB)

362 358 Where's our Ghost Ship fan?
————

Heh, watched that not too long ago just for shits and giggles. Fell asleep.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Y8lzz)

=======

Triangle is better.

Where is Puddinhead, though? I need my reminder that the Civil War killed 1/4 of the population of the Confederacy again.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

363 Worst AOSHQ debate ever!!!
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:50 PM (v6Olo)

It's like listening to an argument about a comic book character you've never heard of...

"Dude, Megalomax could absolutely beat Grungeman in a fight, come on! He flew to Neptune with three arms missing!"

"Fuck you, Grungeman has the Mantle of Nitroclobber!"

"Oooooh, a robe, wow, i'm so scared."

... i may have no idea what anyone is on about, but it is fascinating in its own way.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:54 PM (VoAdT)

364 I guess you didn't show up for the Ingmar Bergman movie thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:51 PM

To be fair, the Ingrid Bergman thread did inspire a lot of observations.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 30, 2024 03:54 PM (a3Q+t)

365 Worst AOSHQ debate ever!!!
Posted by: Doof at May 30, 2024 03:50 PM (v6Olo)

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I guess you didn't show up for the Ingmar Bergman movie thread.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

Or the half sheet paper towel vs a full sheet paper towel argument.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 30, 2024 03:54 PM (XT+5H)

366 Now, how do the disparate quotes relate to The Princess Bride?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM

Do you always start conversations that way?

Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at May 30, 2024 03:54 PM (yOPBE)

367 366 Now, how do the disparate quotes relate to The Princess Bride?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:37 PM

Do you always start conversations that way?
Posted by: Dread Pirate Roberts at May 30, 2024 03:54 PM (yOPBE)

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Inconceivable!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:54 PM (GBKbO)

368 Hubbymayhem was relating some stupid thing the vice president said. I made the comment that she should use her mouth only for it's true purpose as a cock holster. The double take he did was epic.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024

***
MadameM, you sound much like the ex-Mrs. Wolfus No. 2 in the way she'd occasionally, and privately, express herself. It's one of the things I miss about her.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 03:55 PM (J2vNu)

369 Where's our Ghost Ship fan? Give us some pithy quotes from that cinematic masterpiece.
Posted by: Ghosts on the Water, Fire in the Box Office at May 30, 2024 03:49 PM (Y5y6K)

Time for the epic Ghost Ship vs Triangle wars!

Although I think TJM might be the only guy here who's seen both.

Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:55 PM (OguvZ)

370 350 You guys is pretty broad.
Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 30, 2024 03:48 PM (a3Q+t)

You guys *are* pretty *broads*. Mr. Grammar McGrammarface.

this is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: dr. pulaski at May 30, 2024 03:56 PM (v3pYe)

371 Yeah, home field throughout the entire postseason every year seems, I don't know, bullshit.

What he said!

Posted by: SEC Football at May 30, 2024 03:56 PM (QHWjA)

372 >>> 312 I think all the anti body odor and waterless cleansing wipes are supposed to prepare us for strict water rationing due to impending global warming.

Get used to not showering, proles.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (BV96/)

This is correct. Anything to do with hygiene, commies hate.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 30, 2024 03:56 PM (llON8)

373 Hahah yes they are wrong. And on that note I'm blowing this popsicle stand and starting my weekend!!!
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 30, 2024

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Is there still such a thing as a popsicle stand? Or do people get their popsicles from the frozen foods aisle at the grocery now?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

374 331 Then make OU travel.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

OK state is there too. Stillwater isn't much farther away from OKC. And they hosted regionals too.

Posted by: Taggart at May 30, 2024 03:58 PM (og5mY)

375 Blowing a popsicle stand? Piker.

Posted by: Kamala at May 30, 2024 03:58 PM (RlXwv)

376 I've always heard that as "blow this pop stand". Never heard it as popsicle.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 03:58 PM (4XwPj)

377 "The President just spoke to approx 1,000 mostly Black voters in Philly about the massive stakes in this election. @MSNBC @CNN & others did not show it. Instead, more coverage about a trial that impacts one person: Trump," Biden campaign spokesperson TJ Ducklo posted on X.
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So "approx 1,000 people", meaning 600, "mostly black" meaning 300 of the 600.

So I'm guessing between 200-300 actual black people at the "Black Voters for Biden-Harris" rally.

Way to go Joe.

Posted by: WIsRich at May 30, 2024 03:58 PM (G0vdT)

378 my commitment to appoint the first Black woman on the United States Supreme Court -- Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
___________________

The next one he'll appoint: Fani Willis.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 30, 2024 03:58 PM (YqDXo)

379 Remember, Texans are newcomers who got lost on the way to Oklahoma.

Posted by: Oklahoma at May 30, 2024 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

380 Where's our Ghost Ship fan?
————

Heh, watched that not too long ago just for shits and giggles. Fell asleep.
Posted by: Nigel West Dickens at May 30, 2024 03:52 PM (Y8lzz)

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Triangle is better.

Where is Puddinhead, though? I need my reminder that the Civil War killed 1/4 of the population of the Confederacy again.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

Ghost Ship = floating haunted house

Triangle = floating time loop

Different things. Movie critique 2/10.
Would not pay attention to.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:59 PM (eDfFs)

381 372 >>> 312 I think all the anti body odor and waterless cleansing wipes are supposed to prepare us for strict water rationing due to impending global warming.

Get used to not showering, proles.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 30, 2024 03:40 PM (BV96/)

This is correct. Anything to do with hygiene, commies hate.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 30, 2024 03:56 PM (llON

Which is hilariously ironic, because all this foofy grundle spray nonsense (which really started years ago with the men's market, to be honest) is just a way of making people feel insecure and reflexively give themselves a little spritz before shagging a stranger against the sink in the downstairs ladies' restroom at 1:30 in the morning. Which is all pretty damn bougie if you ask me.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 30, 2024 03:59 PM (VoAdT)

382 "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a Sasquatch!"

Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 03:59 PM (RHGPo)

383 "Black Voters for Biden-Harris" rally.
......

Did Joe serve watermelon?

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

384 "Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Rocky Horror Picture Show, and Hunt for Red October movie quotes "
*
Ghostbusters (or any Bill Murray movie quotes) > Hunt for Red October or Rocky Horror
Posted by: Ribbed at May 30, 2024

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I've long believed that almost any situation in life can be handled by a quote from Terminator, Die Hard, You've Got Mail, or Ghostbusters. (Okay, there are quite a few from Red October too.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 04:00 PM (J2vNu)

385 380 Different things. Movie critique 2/10.
Would not pay attention to.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 03:59 PM (eDfFs)

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It's true. No one should listen to me. Ever.

The lot of being an asshole.

*weeps bitterly but manfully*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

386 What the fuck do Republicans do for black people or anybody else for that matter?

Well, I don't want republicans or anybody else for that matter doing anything for me since I am not a child or a pet.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 30, 2024 04:01 PM (od9zZ)

387 Ugh....fine.

I'm done with that conversation. It's based upon the fact I can't STAND OU. And I have close friend's children that go there.

Never have liked them.

I have been put in my place and set straight on the facts in the matter.

Case closed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

388 *something to do with OU and basketball, or something*
-Amy Schumer

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)

389 So nothing new on the Trump trial ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 30, 2024 04:01 PM (Akjoo)

390 So I'm guessing between 200-300 actual black people at the "Black Voters for Biden-Harris" rally.

So, two or three thousand black votes. That's huge.

Posted by: Philly Precincts. at May 30, 2024 04:01 PM (QHWjA)

391 "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man! He's also a senator from Delaware .. Chris ..."

Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 04:02 PM (RHGPo)

392 Time for the epic Ghost Ship vs Triangle wars!

Although I think TJM might be the only guy here who's seen both.
Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:55 PM (OguvZ)

As I recall, AtC was a fan of both. Mostly because she had the hots for both Karl Urban and Melissa George.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 30, 2024 04:02 PM (n+4am)

393 Remember, Texans are newcomers who got lost on the way to Oklahoma.
Posted by: Oklahoma at May 30, 2024 03:59 PM (a3Q+t)

Texas hasn't broke off into the Gulf of Mexico yet because Oklahoma sucks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

394 Has anybody noticed that if you post the name of the senator from Delaware ... starts with Chris ... that your posting gets stucks in moderation

Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 04:03 PM (RHGPo)

395 "On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a Sasquatch!"
Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 03:59 PM

* elbows Barack *

Posted by: Michelle O. at May 30, 2024 04:03 PM (a3Q+t)

396 asshole.

*weeps bitterly but manfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

Strong men also cry.

Posted by: Mr. Lebowski at May 30, 2024 04:03 PM (Y5y6K)

397 288 Now, how do the disparate quotes relate to The Princess Bride?

they make me want a peanut

Posted by: anachronda at May 30, 2024 04:04 PM (v3pYe)

398 Nood

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 30, 2024 04:04 PM (4XwPj)

399 On Memorial Day, I proudly stood with a black man

...and her husband, Barack!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 30, 2024 04:04 PM (QHWjA)

400 389 So nothing new on the Trump trial ?

i heard trump was drinking diet coke while watching tv

Posted by: anachronda at May 30, 2024 04:05 PM (v3pYe)

401 my commitment to appoint the first Black woman on the United States Supreme Court -- Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson.
___________________

The next one he'll appoint: Fani Willis.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
......

Confirmation hearing:
Q: Can you define the word 'woman'.

A: Sure. It's a sweetdick receptacle.

Posted by: wth at May 30, 2024 04:05 PM (v0R5T)

402 "Triangle" was tight!

Practically scaline.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 30, 2024 04:05 PM (wzAuc)

403
It's true. No one should listen to me. Ever.

The lot of being an asshole.

*weeps bitterly but manfully*
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, obsessively pursuing evil with Friedkin at May 30, 2024 04:00 PM (GBKbO)

Now, compare "Triangle" to "Time Crimes" and you've got something.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 30, 2024 04:05 PM (eDfFs)

404 Time for the epic Ghost Ship vs Triangle wars!

Posted by: spindrift at May 30, 2024 03:55 PM (OguvZ)
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3 Body Problem series takes the Ghost Ship mass kill scenario to the next level.

Posted by: WIsRich at May 30, 2024 04:05 PM (G0vdT)

405 Shut up, Wesley.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 30, 2024 04:07 PM (RIvkX)

406 BREAKING: Biden partially lifts ban on Ukraine using US arms in strikes on Russian territory to defend Kharkiv, US officials say - AP

.. damn .. getting WWIII going is HARD !!

Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 04:07 PM (RHGPo)

407 Trump Campaign: Most Americans Say Business Records Trial Is a ‘Political Sham’ and New York Justice Is the Armpit of the Nation

Posted by: Joe Biden -- I Did That !! at May 30, 2024 04:08 PM (RHGPo)

408 Perfesser Squirrel is on the money about pairing Spätzle with Schnitzel. Bratwurst also makes for a good combo. So many Swabian dishes like that are delicious to the extreme.

in re banning books, anyone remember when they were going after one of Dr. Seuss's books because it allegedly had one line that was racist towards Chinese people? I ask because I still recollect a clip of Stephen Colbert speaking about it and saying, quite smugly, "Some books just need to be retired."

From Colbert - a comedian, whose entire career was only possible because of the First Amendment. But he's completely down with "retiring" books for an alleged offensive passage, and has no problem saying that out loud. The cognitive dissonance is strong on his side of the aisle.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 30, 2024 04:10 PM (u/Zei)

409 Sundowner just fills out the Diversity roster, any minority needs any job they get a spot

Posted by: Skip at May 30, 2024 04:11 PM (fwDg9)

410 It's the mustache on that CtG guy. Only one other prominent person wore such a pencil-thin mustache: Little Richard. *wink wink*

Posted by: fly gal at May 30, 2024 04:19 PM (6CtMt)

411 Yes, Mr. $hitpants is of course a racist, as are most of his flock (they call others racists because it makes them feel better about their own $hitty-ness and they think it helps hide how awful they are as humans). But, his awful rallies are not just about shoring up the "black vote" in swing states. The Conservative Treehouse had a nice explanation that is is more about shorting up the key players in his ballot-harvesting and vote manipulation machines which relies greatly upon the work of BLM and activist AME churches in key counties and cities. Pander to their anger, their racism, as a proverbial way of cracking the massa's whip so they work harder and make sure he had a bumper crop on the Democrat plantation.

Posted by: Big Sam at May 30, 2024 04:25 PM (ULArf)

412 Is there still such a thing as a popsicle stand? Or do people get their popsicles from the frozen foods aisle at the grocery now?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 30, 2024 03:56 PM (J2vNu)

Stephen King wrote about it, in a world with a shortage of retail space, two groups coalesce to compete over the use of artificial flavorings.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 30, 2024 04:29 PM (D7oie)

413 rZxzncNCoGLIbP

Posted by: vlYOGVWfAmzph at May 30, 2024 04:48 PM (2ADFD)

414 This balcony brunette in her underwear finds race pandering to be distasteful:
http://tiny.cc/y0zayz

boobs by dow corning. She still has 11 monthly payments before they fork over the title to the titties.

Body count around two hundred.

You can keep her.
Posted by: Outside of Life at May 30, 2024 03:29 PM (89Sog)

Working for the largest Spanish language TV network for 20 years, I can assure you, the female talent, on air personalities were ALL real. They were quite proud of their "assets" and were not shy about showing them off. Not shy at all. Much different culture.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 30, 2024 05:00 PM (iODuv)

415 Welcome to post Republic America

Posted by: Roberto at May 30, 2024 05:46 PM (S+jbd)

416 The jurors will be celebrities. Probably on every media outlet. They will probably have a parade for him and are writing books.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 30, 2024 05:51 PM (NpAcC)

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