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Biden Makes It Clear That the Persecutions Are Political and Coordinated by the White House

The Biden campaign arranged a stunt press conference from outside the courtroom where the fake Trump trial is taking place featuring anger junkie and has-been Robert DeNiro.

Subtle as a car crash.

The Biden campaign rolled out "masked" and "delusional" actor Robert De Niro for a staged media stunt outside former President Donald Trump's New York City criminal trial Tuesday. De Niro--drowned out by a car alarm and protestors--took the opportunity to call Trump a "tyrant" and his supporters "clowns."

Key Details:

Biden's team, which had largely ignored the trial, sent actor Robert De Niro to the event, where he seemingly became agitated by protestors chanting "F*** Joe Biden!"

The campaign's communication director, Michael Tyler, stated that their presence was not about the trial, though Trump senior advisor Jason Miller commented on the stunt saying, "Joe's crookeds aren't in PA, MI, WI, NV, AZ or GA - they're outside the Biden Trial against President Trump. It's always been about politics."

Donald Trump Jr. also chimed in, adding, "In case you needed more evidence that all of these BS cases were quarterbacked by Team Biden to interfere in the 2024 election, the Biden campaign is now showing up in NYC to explicitly cheerlead the political persecution of my father."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:03 PM




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1 1st

Posted by: GF at May 28, 2024 12:04 PM (aJxr8)

2 It's who they are

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 28, 2024 12:04 PM (N1DT3)

3 Hi Ace

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:04 PM (t/2Uw)

4 Good afternoon Ace

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 12:05 PM (FpYKq)

5 Also, this ought to be frightening.

They are slowly shedding the corpse of the rule of law and are prepping people for the will to power that they are ACTUALLY running the country with.

Soon, they won't even bother with the fig leaf of a trial.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 28, 2024 12:05 PM (N1DT3)

6 I agree that this is Biden signalling he's still in charge. Donors are abandoning him. Media are arguing with his cabinet and laughing in their face. He's gotta stop the bleeding.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 12:05 PM (Ectld)

7 Posobiec thinks they did this hastily called Press Conference because they have inside knowledge of the Jury's thinking and are worried.
They held it before this has even gone to the Jury.
It was not well thought out obviously or they wouldn't have sent DeNiro who is unhinged and incoherent.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:06 PM (t/2Uw)

8 A conviction is assured. The appeal will take decades.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Q4IgG)

9 LOL.. Doesn't look like it went over as planned

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 12:06 PM (Akjoo)

10 Those Trump supporters exhibiting some of that "NYC niceness" its so famous for...

Good, suck on that FJB.

Posted by: s_tenhoff at May 28, 2024 12:07 PM (w9Wax)

11 How do we come back from this?

Posted by: Xander Crews at May 28, 2024 12:08 PM (rEmVK)

12 C'mon, it was purest coincidence that the #3 person in the Justice Department randomly decided to become an assistant prosecutor in New York instead, and was randomly assigned to work on this case.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:08 PM (uxCna)

13
Just wait until DiNiro gets Paulie to go after the demonstrators.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2024 12:09 PM (MoZTd)

14 I dunno about a conviction...
Maybe people really are done with Biden.
a hung jury or acquittal could add to the push to get rid of Biden.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:09 PM (t/2Uw)

15 It's the end of the World as we know it and I feel fine... Or not... I believe De Niro is a whacko...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 12:09 PM (Akjoo)

16 Just waiting for the first RINO nickelfucker to whine "that's not who we are?" and "where is the respect for the law?"

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 12:09 PM (Q0kLU)

17 Trump made me rig this trial.

Posted by: Judge Merchan (D-NY) at May 28, 2024 12:10 PM (qUkBO)

18 Two thoughts:
1) That's a lot of "security" for a washed-up actor.
2) It's really embarrassing when you try to start a chant and nobody picks it up. How long do you go before stopping and slinking away?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:10 PM (xCA6C)

19 Deniro has been credibly accused of liking underage sex, I suspect the Trump admin crackdown on pedo rings sorta 'hit him where he lives'. I think that's why he's been on this bandwagon for the last few years.

Actors are rarely nice people, folks. Don't confuse liking their performances with liking them.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 28, 2024 12:10 PM (xcxpd)

20 Whatever idiot thought it was a good idea to hold this presser should be fired into the sun.

Even the legal "experts" on CNN think this trial is a joke and you call a presser to whine that Trump is a threat to democracy? What a fucking idiotic stunt.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 12:10 PM (LkLld)

21 A conviction is assured. The appeal will take decades.

Doesn't matter - the "Convicted Felon" PR campaign is all prepared to go, as soon as the conviction comes in.

I also don't know why anyone assumes that the appellate level of New York courts is any less corrupt than the trial level.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:10 PM (uxCna)

22 "Well fuck me running, they're rejecting DeNiro. What else we got in the area?"

"Uh.... sorry boss, best we can do on short notice is Jon Bon Jovi after his appointment at the parlor for a blue rinse is over."

"Fine, wheel the old bitch in. And tell that fucker to open up his damn rest area on the GSP already. Every time I go past it i gotta take piss."

"On it, boss."

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 12:11 PM (VoAdT)

23 I thought DeNiro only did his go-to angry grandpa act for money and awards, now he's giving it away?

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 28, 2024 12:11 PM (wBaIH)

24 Even if done OUTSIDE the Courthouse, how is this NOT Jury tampering? as the Jury is NOT sequestered and will hear about this?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 12:11 PM (xaFKb)

25 Robert DeNero is a beloved actor and this is not how we show respect! This is not who we are! Jesus would show him love!

-Suddenly sooper Christian GOPers.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 28, 2024 12:11 PM (Qn59F)

26 How is this not tainting the jury? It’s a sitting president campaigning on it ffs, with press.

Posted by: Mr pink at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (1GxvT)

27 I wonder if anyone visited the jurors over the long weekend to explain what would happen to them if they don't vote to convict.

The nightmare for Biden is a hung jury - I'm sure his minions have taken proactive steps to make sure that doesn't happen.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (uxCna)

28
I believe De Niro is a whacko...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 12:09 PM (Akjoo)

___________

He's another Hollywoodista who's surrounded by publicists, personal assistants and assorted toadies and hangers-on. He lives in a bubble. Of course he's a wacko.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (MoZTd)

29 The WH doesn't care about perception. They have this election in the bag with the cheat and, the Republican cucks are happy to go along.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (aFNOf)

30 It was a good primer as I thought it would be reading up on how the Stalinists destroyed many Leninists, Bolsheviks and anyone who might get a hand up on the government. The Show Trials would have the defendant prepped to admit crimes that never happened, connections to foreign governments they never did and have them admit to conspiracy with others that would start the next trial.
The Judge, prosecution and defense attorney were all working together to get the defendant. The only advantage the Stalinists had is torture the defendant within a inch of their life then execution hours after the trial.

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (FpYKq)

31 22 "Well fuck me running, they're rejecting DeNiro. What else we got in the area?"

"Uh.... sorry boss, best we can do on short notice is Jon Bon Jovi after his appointment at the parlor for a blue rinse is over."

"Fine, wheel the old bitch in. And tell that fucker to open up his damn rest area on the GSP already. Every time I go past it i gotta take piss."

"On it, boss."
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 12:11 PM (VoAdT)

Quick! Call James Taylor! I think he's still alive!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (xaFKb)

32 It is especially grievous in that they have been keeping Trump supporters behind barriers blocks from the courthouse all along.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:13 PM (t/2Uw)

33 Robert DeNero is a beloved actor and this is not how we show respect! This is not who we are! Jesus would show him love!

-Suddenly sooper Christian GOPers.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 28, 2024 12:11 PM (Qn59F)

Wait. I haven't finished typing it up yet!!!

Posted by: The Very Right, Better Than You David French at May 28, 2024 12:13 PM (0eaVi)

34 Robert DeNiro's new movie is called Raging Bullsh1t?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:13 PM (mO/OJ)

35 I’m naturally optimistic but recent events make me pessimistic against my natural inclinations….. the FJB clan being so blatant looks to me like them being cocksure of their winning hand. Brandon’s crew announced mushbrains himself will pontificate about the verdict when it comes down. They’re openly telegraphing the result.

And I don’t believe the Pollyanna Mark Davis’ of the world who somehow believe a conviction assures a 40-state Trump win. No…. LIVs abound and a guilty verdict will take many of the mindless from the likely Trump today to not-Trump after a guilty….. depressing

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (EJ1D2)

36 "Actors are rarely nice people, folks."

You ever eat with one?

Posted by: Max Bialystock at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (MeG8a)

37 Judge Cannon in Florida refused Jack Smith's request for a gag order on Trump.

Now things will get spicy.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (LkLld)

38 Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (FpYKq)

They are taking pieces from both the Russian Rev, AND Mao's Cultural Revolution.

The takeover of Colleges, and destruction of statues and works of art?... yeah... Mao.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (xaFKb)

39 I expect a conviction, and I expect Trump will be immediately imprisoned and won't be released before the election (if ever). I also think there's a 50/50 chance that Trump "kills himself" in prison. And yet the Grand Old Pussies still think it is 1990.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (qUkBO)

40 "You are a cunt!"

Fact check: true.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (2ocoG)

41 What, no lifts, Bobby?

Posted by: spindrift at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (OguvZ)

42 When looking for DeNiro in crowds don't forget to lower your gaze. His face will not be up with the normal sized mens faces.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (Z8Yh2)

43 34 Robert DeNiro's new movie is called Raging Bullsh1t?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:13 PM (mO/OJ)

You Talkin' to me ?

Posted by: DiNiro without the Taxi at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (Akjoo)

44 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)

45 Someone better unscrew Rear Admiral Billi Kristol from the latest cabin boi, his paymasters need a new hit piece

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (mO/OJ)

46 I’m naturally optimistic but recent events make me pessimistic against my natural inclinations….. the FJB clan being so blatant looks to me like them being cocksure of their winning hand. Brandon’s crew announced mushbrains himself will pontificate about the verdict when it comes down. They’re openly telegraphing the result.

I see it as the exact opposite. They're flailing.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (xCA6C)

47 DeNiro is wearing a face diaper? Still????

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (J2vNu)

48 How domwe know that really was DeNiro? That could be any short old man.
Beautiful day on Long Beach Island

Posted by: Jamaica at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (S/Tst)

49 Deniro has been credibly accused of liking underage sex...

---

I thought he was credibly accused of slapping around French hookers. Maybe I have my celebrities confused.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (hCzfy)

50 "Actors are rarely nice people, folks."


This is about me, isn't it?
-- Zombie John Wilkes Booth

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (v6JzV)

51 Apparently, there is a young corporate attorney and a young civil attorney on the jury. They may complicate matters by making the jury think.

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (RHGPo)

52 That's a lot of "security" for a washed-up actor.

He jerks it to the idea that he has more security that Meghan Markle's beard.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (nR2nR)

53 Why is he masked?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (63Dwl)

54 Alternate Title: "hollywood pretend tough guy has presser outside of Trump courtroom, pretends to be tough."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)

55 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (T4tVD)

56 The takeover of Colleges, and destruction of statues and works of art?... yeah... Mao.

Also Mao? The bird-chopping windmills.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (2ocoG)

57 50 "Actors are rarely nice people, folks."


This is about me, isn't it?
-- Zombie John Wilkes Booth
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (v6JzV)

it can be...

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (xcxpd)

58 Jack ass Smith denied gag order

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (RHGPo)

59 How domwe know that really was DeNiro? That could be any short old man.
Beautiful day on Long Beach Island
Posted by: Jamaica at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (S/Tst)

You're right. Better check for the onion.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (0eaVi)

60 In that first video, are we sure it's DeNiro in the face gasper, or F. Joe? He acts like Biden and seems just as disoriented.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (J2vNu)

61 It should be legal to beat Bob DeNiro's ass whenever he is found out and about in public.

Spread his short old ass all over the sidewalk.

Mook.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2024 12:16 PM (od9zZ)

62 Donald Trump's hair vs Robert DeNiro's ego

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:17 PM (mO/OJ)

63 Maybe holding the rally in the Bronx had an added benefit of showing the jury to not be afraid. The rally was peaceful and the turnout was huge and multi cultural.
https://tinyurl.com/y95sp622

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:17 PM (t/2Uw)

64 "Walk the street by yourself." Brilliant! Less accusatory and more charitable: "You walk your own Camino."

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 28, 2024 12:17 PM (as3uC)

65 I hope the fucking Supremes are looking at this and feel some sense of shame for what they have done (or not done) to let the country sink so low.

Your time will be coming. You think you can just sit and watch as they run roughshod over the law. They will be coming over your front lawns pretty soon.

Posted by: pawn at May 28, 2024 12:17 PM (QB+5g)

66 I wonder if Bobby's paying for all that security, or the Biden campaign is.

I sincerely hope his estate is being bled dry by moochers, crooks and hangers-on.

Posted by: spindrift at May 28, 2024 12:17 PM (OguvZ)

67 Deniro has been credibly accused of liking underage sex...
---
I thought he was credibly accused of slapping around French hookers. Maybe I have my celebrities confused.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (hCzfy)

Or both are true?

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 28, 2024 12:17 PM (xcxpd)

68 DeNiro may, in fact, be retarded. Not throwing that out as jibe. I think he may have the mental age of a 12yo.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (0FoWg)

69 DeNiro’s best part was in “Joker”

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (RHGPo)

70 Junta should parade the J6 prisoners and call off their names and crimes they committed against the Junta.
Really drive the point home that they are in charge.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (cOq4q)

71 Even if done OUTSIDE the Courthouse, how is this NOT Jury tampering?

It was not done in support of Trump and, therefore, is it halal (they would have said kosher but it might cost them votes in Michigan).

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (nR2nR)

72 Robert DeNero is a beloved actor and this is not how we show respect! This is not who we are! Jesus would show him love!
.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy

Well, I think De Niro is a cunt.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (iRX3h)

73 Why is he masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

He's undercover.

Posted by: JT at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (T4tVD)

74 I see it as the exact opposite. They're flailing.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (xCA6C)

I get the feeling some days that the most commonly heard phrase uttered by junta apparatchiks in the halls of power is "Sure, whatever".

Every move they make feels like it was decided on weeks ago by someone who had nothing to do with anything. The whole enterprise is basically a self-eating booger at this point.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (VoAdT)

75 Usually attorneys are rejected. I served on a jury and the next time I hit the pool, the defense tossed me.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (S/Tst)

76 Wearing a useless mask tells you DeNiro is mentally unstable.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (SHMXB)

77 There was a Mafia boss who would wander around in public in a bath robe. It was a nice con but the Feds proved he still had all his marbles.

With Joey and Bobby, well the proof is there for all to see.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (mO/OJ)

78 53 Why is he masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


Rotting human feces on the street?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (aFNOf)

79 Subtle as a car crash.
++++
They can't be subtle because most are a combination of too cloistered among the like-minded, and too unsophisticated (or unintelligent) to pull it off anyway.

But that is beside the point. Even if they were capable of subtlety - and some of them surely are - they wouldn't practice it. There's no need.

If you're doing the wrong thing (or even just something questionable or potentially unseemly) and hiding it, it's for one or both of two reasons: either you're afraid of consequences (even if the consequence is just bad feelings about yourself), or you acknowledge and respect the mark enough to put on a show for him, even if only to keep the game going.

But neither condition is present within the Party vis-a-vis the people. There is no fear (they're invulnerable) and there is no acknowledgement of (much less respect for) the mark. Why be subtle when there's no upside? Why expend the effort to put on a pointless show?

Subtlety in such affairs is called for only if you fear consequences (they don't), only if you have at least a modicum of respect for the victim (they don't) and only if facing your deeds could make yourself feel bad (it can't).

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (d04cU)

80 Did he get one of the talking points from Hillary?:

"If Trump is reelected he won't leave" Umm, he left last time you idiot.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (XkYcA)

81 Robert DeNiro. He was that guy in Father of the Bride 3, right?

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (A9nA9)

82 Maybe holding the rally in the Bronx had an added benefit of showing the jury to not be afraid. The rally was peaceful and the turnout was huge and multi cultural.
https://tinyurl.com/y95sp622


I find your lack of despair disturbing...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

83 The Biden campaign is rolling out a masked, delusional celebrity right outside the NYC courthouse to boast about their deranged witch hunt against Crooked Joe Biden's top political rival
++++
Meh. Standard Party playbook. They always do the celebrity thing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (d04cU)

84 83 The Biden campaign is rolling out a masked, delusional celebrity right outside the NYC courthouse to boast about their deranged witch hunt against Crooked Joe Biden's top political rival
++++
Meh. Standard Party playbook. They always do the celebrity thing.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (d04cU)

======

Zendaya was busy, I guess.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)

85 82 Maybe holding the rally in the Bronx had an added benefit of showing the jury to not be afraid. The rally was peaceful and the turnout was huge and multi cultural.
https://tinyurl.com/y95sp622

I find your lack of despair disturbing...
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (xCA6C)

LOL.... But true

Posted by: It's me donna at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (Akjoo)

86 Apparently, there is a young corporate attorney and a young civil attorney on the jury. They may complicate matters by making the jury think.

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (RHGPo)


I wish I had your optimism. I see two sharks who know that they've got their wildest dream law jobs in their future as long as the get the jury to come to the "correct" verdict.

Posted by: LPGA at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (oiHdz)

87 He seems sane. Yup he's sane.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (ytSiK)

88 Trump did date a fine black lady years ago. Stole her from DeNiro?

Posted by: Disgusted at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (Z8Yh2)

89 37 Judge Cannon in Florida refused Jack Smith's request for a gag order on Trump.

Now things will get spicy.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (LkLld)

------------------------------------

No worries. The NY judge will extend his gag order to cover all on-going proceedings against Trump.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 28, 2024 12:20 PM (F4bAW)

90 What I find strange is anytime one of these deranged celebrities starts running their suck, a bunch of their movies turn up on the cable menu. Couldn't be publicity for those sweet residuals?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (V5eKu)

91
Well, I think De Niro is a cunt.
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 28, 2024


***
I think you meant to write "aunt."

Posted by: Larry David, in 2000 at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (J2vNu)

92 You don't know Robert DeNiro like I know Robert DeNiro.

Posted by: Kevin Spacy at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (woPEM)

93 Gagging Trump from responding right before the debates is so clownishly corrupt.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (Ectld)

94 DeNiro was most natural in that movie where he was stalking the young girl in the small town.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (Zz0t1)

95 I heard RFK Jr. speak for the first time yesterday. Yikes. His voice alone should be a disqualification.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (v6JzV)

96 But that is beside the point. Even if they were capable of subtlety - and some of them surely are - they wouldn't practice it. There's no need.

If you're doing the wrong thing (or even just something questionable or potentially unseemly) and hiding it, it's for one or both of two reasons: either you're afraid of consequences (even if the consequence is just bad feelings about yourself), or you acknowledge and respect the mark enough to put on a show for him, even if only to keep the game going.

But neither condition is present within the Party vis-a-vis the people. There is no fear (they're invulnerable) and there is no acknowledgement of (much less respect for) the mark. Why be subtle when there's no upside? Why expend the effort to put on a pointless show?

Subtlety in such affairs is called for only if you fear consequences (they don't), only if you have at least a modicum of respect for the victim (they don't) and only if facing your deeds could make yourself feel bad (it can't).


This sounds exactly like what a cop would say.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (xCA6C)

97 I expect a conviction, and I expect Trump will be immediately imprisoned and won't be released before the election (if ever). I also think there's a 50/50 chance that Trump "kills himself" in prison. And yet the Grand Old Pussies still think it is 1990.
Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 28, 2024 12:14 PM (qUkBO)


That last sentence suggests that you have not accepted, in your heart, that the GOP does not oppose the Dems, they act as heels for a different segment of the populace.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (nR2nR)

98 78 53 Why is he masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Rotting human feces on the street?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (aFNOf)

Ugh, such a stickler. Fine.

"Why is the rotting human feces on the street masked?"

Happy?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (VoAdT)

99 Robert DeNiro's best role was in Brazil

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (mO/OJ)

100 Meeting at the White House:

Ok, anyone have any idea what to do next?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (u73oe)

101 I can't despise the Democrats any more than I do now.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (NpAcC)

102 5’They are slowly shedding the corpse of the rule of law and are prepping people for the will to power ‘

They are gambling that they won’t end up on the wrong end of the fight that follows.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (jbnUc)

103 Unless this judge demands a guilty verdict, I think every case against Trump fails. The Georgia case is imploding, and the Florida case is going to as well.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (lTGtQ)

104 As an actor De Niro is about 60/40 on
bad movies/good movies IMO. He’s way behind the average of top actors.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (SHMXB)

105 Deniro has been credibly accused of liking underage sex...
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I thought he was credibly accused of slapping around French hookers. Maybe I have my celebrities confused.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 28, 2024 12:15 PM (hCzfy)


Embrace the healing power of AND.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (nR2nR)

106 Was this stunt ham-handed or ham-fisted? Inquiring minds wish to know.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (6gW4D)

107 DeNiro was most natural in that movie where he was stalking the young girl in the small town.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024


***
Cape Fear? Couldn't hold a candle to me.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Mitchum at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (J2vNu)

108 I think you might have gone over the top there a lilbit, Bobby. Yeah, a lilbit.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (wzAuc)

109 The follow up to Judge Cannon's rejection:
First the Junta said that the armed swat type incursion into Mar A Lago was just standard language in a search warrant.
Julie Kelly found that they requested this, requested this, was because they feared weapons in the kitchen and gym. Specifically a meat cleaver and a dumbbell.
Seriously.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

110 Meeting at the White House:

Ok, anyone have any idea what to do next?


We've tried throwing our feces and running about like headless chickens. What more do you want?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (xCA6C)

111 103 Unless this judge demands a guilty verdict, I think every case against Trump fails. The Georgia case is imploding, and the Florida case is going to as well.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (lTGtQ)

======

I have a slight hope for a hung jury, a retrial that gets pushed out beyond the election, and the reassignment to another judge that kills the whole thing quietly before then because it's just an embarrassment.

10%.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

112 "When things are pushed past the breaking point, rules change."

- Shiro. Log Horizon.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (mO/OJ)

113 Robert DeNiro's waiting
Talking retarded
Talking retarded...

Posted by: Bananarama at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (hCzfy)

114 DeNiro is 80 and looks like an old drooling imbecile. He won't be around much longer.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (aFNOf)

115 How is this not tainting the jury?

Posted by: Mr pink at May 28, 2024 12:12 PM (1GxvT)

Can you taint something that has already been tainted?

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (A9nA9)

116 Was this stunt ham-handed or ham-fisted? Inquiring minds wish to know.
Posted by: Count de Monet

It has all the earmarks of hallmarks. Or something.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (iRX3h)

117 "I can't despise the Democrats any more than I do now."

Even though I am a "the glass is half empty" type, I know you can do better.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (Z8Yh2)

118 109 The follow up to Judge Cannon's rejection:
First the Junta said that the armed swat type incursion into Mar A Lago was just standard language in a search warrant.
Julie Kelly found that they requested this, requested this, was because they feared weapons in the kitchen and gym. Specifically a meat cleaver and a dumbbell.
Seriously.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

=======

I'm still not sure which is worse:

"We always go in with an itchy trigger finger," or, "We were specifically prepped to kill Trump."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

119 B obby D thinks he is influential. I'm sure the crowd hurt his widdle feelins.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (pohLc)

120 @39

>> expect a conviction, and I expect Trump will be immediately imprisoned and won't be released before the election (if ever).

You know what, unless it's a directed verdict via Judge instructions to the jury, I believe they will not have the votes to convict.

The entire case is an abomination and absurdity, I think even a NYC jury can see that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (XV/Pl)

121 Jury will Be out 20 minutes. 1 minute to vote guilty and 19 minutes to have some coffee.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (Y6Wgg)

122 Did he get one of the talking points from Hillary?:

"If Trump is reelected he won't leave"

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I'm already voting for Trump, Bobby ... you don't need to convince me further.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (bu09+)

123 That's not DeNiro behind the mask, that's 'Judge' Merchan.

Posted by: Candidus at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (26Lj9)

124 Let's go Brandon!

Posted by: torabora at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (0Gnoc)

125 Afternoon Ace. I see Cannon has refused Smith's request for a gag order. Tells you what the Dems have become. Back in the trial of the Chicago Eight (later seven) the judge had Bobby Seales bound and gagged and the left was apoplectic about civil rights violations. Now meh

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (wu1+q)

126 Maybe they can trot out Springsteen to do his fake blue collar working man tough guy routine.

Posted by: Paladin at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (gXraU)

127 Robert De Niro makes Sean Penn look like a polymath.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (rJ48h)

128 deNiro's a mook?

Sorry! The card says 'Moop"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (991eG)

129 No one has told DeNiro to go get his shine box? It’s like I don’t know you people.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (u73oe)

130 You know what, unless it's a directed verdict via Judge instructions to the jury, I believe they will not have the votes to convict.

The entire case is an abomination and absurdity, I think even a NYC jury can see that.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (XV/Pl)

After all these years and some people still don’t get how it works.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (Y6Wgg)

131 >>> It was not well thought out obviously or they wouldn't have sent DeNiro who is unhinged and incoherent.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
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That's their level of coherence.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (K7/OQ)

132 The Biden campaign arranged a stunt press conference from outside the courtroom where the fake Trump trial is taking place featuring anger junkie and has-been Robert DeNiro.

OUT: Raging Bull
IN: Raging Bullshit

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (wtvvX)

133 Why is he masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Rotting human feces on the street?
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (aFNOf)


Yes, why is he masked?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (nR2nR)

134 Holy shit! First I get crushed in 2020, then all my endorsees are smoked in 2022, now Biden's clowning on me and I have to sit and take it like a bitch! Nobody loses like me folks.

Posted by: Donald Trump at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (7h8Te)

135 I can't despise the Democrats any more than I do now.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM (NpAcC)

I have not yet begun to despise the Democrats!

Posted by: John Paul de Monet at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (6gW4D)

136 Professor Plum in the Gym with the Dumbbell

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (A9nA9)

137
Robert DeNiro's best role was in Brazil

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:22 PM


you are not wrong

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (bEb2S)

138 Its a bullshit case and of course its coordinated by the Biden campaign, but it's a headache I dont want. I'm not going to pretend its a good thing to have Trump be a convicted felon.

We'd be feeling pretty good if Hunter Biden was a convicted felon, no?

Hope Trump is worth all this bullshit drama.

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (O9IyY)

139 >>>>Junta should parade the J6 prisoners and call off their names and crimes they committed against the Junta.
Really drive the point home that they are in charge.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 28, 2024 12:18 PM (cOq4q)
**********
That’s after the convention

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 28, 2024 12:26 PM (LolQL)

140 My mother is as blue as the deep blue sky, and embarrased by her party. She won't change how she votes, tho.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (S/Tst)

141 I have a slight hope for a hung jury, a retrial that gets pushed out beyond the election, and the reassignment to another judge that kills the whole thing quietly before then because it's just an embarrassment.

10%.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)
++++
I have no idea how to place odds, other than thinking that the odds of an acquittal comfortably round to zero. The "hung jury" vs "conviction" split, though, I have no idea and no ability to estimate it.

There's a reason I rarely bet.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (d04cU)

142 The Chinese are gearing up today to invade Taiwan. This will be the election distraction. Bank it

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (aFNOf)

143 Tex

#34

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (mO/OJ)

144 I wish I had your optimism. I see two sharks who know that they've got their wildest dream law jobs in their future as long as the get the jury to come to the "correct" verdict.

++++
This only holds if they think that Trump is going to lose. Current betting pool has Trump 53/37 over Biden. The rally in the Bronx was a spectacular success. Great turnout, no riots.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (t/2Uw)

145 So how is Chicago shaping up for the Democrats?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:28 PM (mO/OJ)

146 My mother is as blue as the deep blue sky, and embarrased by her party. She won't change how she votes, tho.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (S/Tst)



That's how you exact change. By not changing your vote to send a message when you're disappointed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

147 The magical thing for Biden is if the conviction comes down on Thursday, which is the anniversary of Beau's death.

As the nation comes to a stop to commemorate Beau, Droolin' Joe can give a somber speech from the Oval Office contrasting Beau's heroic death defending his country, as opposed to pusillanimous behavior of Convicted Felon Donald Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:28 PM (uxCna)

148 For all his braggadocio, De Niro is, as one of the protesters put it, "A f*ckin' c*nt!"

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:28 PM (ynpvh)

149 Julie Kelly found that they requested this, requested this, was because they feared weapons in the kitchen and gym. Specifically a meat cleaver and a dumbbell.
Seriously.


Sounds like a wild Saturday night at the Pelosi mansion.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 28, 2024 12:28 PM (2ocoG)

150 141 I have no idea how to place odds, other than thinking that the odds of an acquittal comfortably round to zero. The "hung jury" vs "conviction" split, though, I have no idea and no ability to estimate it.

There's a reason I rarely bet.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (d04cU)

========

I pull numbers out of my ass.

It is a highly judicious and well-tested system that I picked up from my readings of the business practices of the Egyptian pharaohs.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:28 PM (GBKbO)

151 Raging fool!

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 28, 2024 12:29 PM (ytSiK)

152 Fun facts that should be saved for the gun thread. DiNero's meeting with the gun runner. The Walther PPK is an Astra Constable, the Colt .25 is a Smith and Wesson Escort .22. Hollywood thinks we are stupid.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 28, 2024 12:29 PM (V5eKu)

153 Andrew Schultz had a funny bit about China invading Taiwan. He goes if China makes it to the island, how does the US know who’s who? For just a temporary time I propose Taiwan go like this.. and he opens his eyes wide open.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:29 PM (Y6Wgg)

154 80 Did he get one of the talking points from Hillary?:

"If Trump is reelected he won't leave" Umm, he left last time you idiot.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2024 12:19 PM (XkYcA)

This time will be different, Fen...

Posted by: Deranged Hollywierd actor... at May 28, 2024 12:29 PM (53oGX)

155 Nah Paul Pelosi is a big fan of "Hammer Time!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:29 PM (mO/OJ)

156 146 My mother is as blue as the deep blue sky, and embarrased by her party. She won't change how she votes, tho.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (S/Tst)


That's how you exact change. By not changing your vote to send a message when you're disappointed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

==

"We try to make changes in the primary, but then we have to come together for the general election because [other party] is worse. Also, this is the most important election in history."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

157 It's disturbing that the demented degenerate makes no attempt to hide his intentions

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (JLq/1)

158 It's been mentioned the Marxists Seminaries are going to the Cultural Revolution, sadly my readings are all following Russian history

Posted by: Skip at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (FpYKq)

159 I liked the movie where DeNiro was covered in fire ants and then fed feet first into a meat grinder.

They sure don't make comedies like they used to.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (A9nA9)

160 Per Byron York, Merchan has already ruled that the jury can convict Trump even if they can’t agree on what the second (object) crime is… the prosecution hasn’t yet stated what the object crime was. It’s insane… I had no idea you could face prison without knowing what the charges were. But the jurors on this case can play multiple choice and all get a different answer and still convict. It’s the very definition of rigged. A hung jury would be a miracle… an acquittal would be near the second coming….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (EJ1D2)

161 I get the feeling some White House staffer put this shit show together on a whim. The announcement that *biden would do some sort of address when the verdict was reached is.... disturbing.

On the one hand he might want to calm the foot soldiers from doing anything rash. Or deliver a strong warning to Trump supporters that no monkey business will be allowed.

But either way I think the White House knows the verdict.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (Q4IgG)

162 Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 28, 2024 12:29 PM (V5eKu)

What’s that from?

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (SHMXB)

163 Cambodia

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (A9nA9)

164 After all these years and some people still don’t get how it works.

are you TRYING to get people to dislike you? If so, mission already accomplished, you can take your foot off the gas. And no, you are not a brave truth teller.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (xCA6C)

165 The follow up to Judge Cannon's rejection:
First the Junta said that the armed swat type incursion into Mar A Lago was just standard language in a search warrant.
Julie Kelly found that they requested this, requested this, was because they feared weapons in the kitchen and gym. Specifically a meat cleaver and a dumbbell.
Seriously.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:23 PM (t/2Uw)

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They were also terrified that Melania's panties were loaded ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (bu09+)

166 143 Tex

#34

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:27 PM (mO/OJ)

DO'H!!! Sorry Anna, missed it. But shoulda known the Horde would jump on that.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (wtvvX)

167 160 Per Byron York, Merchan has already ruled that the jury can convict Trump even if they can’t agree on what the second (object) crime is… the prosecution hasn’t yet stated what the object crime was. It’s insane… I had no idea you could face prison without knowing what the charges were. But the jurors on this case can play multiple choice and all get a different answer and still convict. It’s the very definition of rigged. A hung jury would be a miracle… an acquittal would be near the second coming….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (EJ1D2)

========

Electing judges is a great idea, ya know.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

168 Hope Trump is worth all this bullshit drama.

If only we could unite behind a cool, cool, considerate Republican who is acceptable to the NYT editorial board. We'd be sure to sweep 57 states then.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (Q0kLU)

169 @142

>>The Chinese are gearing up today to invade Taiwan. This will be the election distraction. Bank it

I don't know why China would invade a place they largely own by proxy and influence, but stupider actions have been undertaken historically.

So, who knows.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (XV/Pl)

170 95 I heard RFK Jr. speak for the first time yesterday. Yikes. His voice alone should be a disqualification.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 12:21 PM (v6JzV)

.. he has a voice that make a fingernail on a blackboard sound good.

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (RHGPo)

171 162 Sorry, Taxi Driver.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (V5eKu)

172 LOL @ Tex

Its all good

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (mO/OJ)

173 It's disturbing that the demented degenerate makes no attempt to hide his intentions
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (JLq/1)
++++
Is it? It's bad that the freak flags are flying, yes, but this is who they are. It is not surprising. It is not unexpected. They're shameless and despicable dull-normals in positions of limitless power and total absence of accountability. They've been demonstrating it for at least a decade now.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (d04cU)

174 Easy to talk but this is why there's a 2nd Amendment.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (LgsNJ)

175 My mother is as blue as the deep blue sky, and embarrased by her party. She won't change how she votes, tho.

Posted by: Jamaica

But a Republican who agrees with you 98% of the time says something you don’t like and he’s dead to you. Not you specifically but a lot of people on the right. And that’s why the left always wins.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (Y6Wgg)

176 You know what, unless it's a directed verdict via Judge instructions to the jury, I believe they will not have the votes to convict.

Its the same part of the country that "had the votes" to rule that Trump raped E Jean Carroll in a department store decades ago.

He's already convicted.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (kjk1J)

177 Not in a place where I can watch videos, so can someone tell me how well DeNiro's "tough guy" schtick went over?

Posted by: pookysgirl got to see Lil Pooky's hiccups today at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (dtlDP)

178 Please tell me that DeNiro was wearing his elevator shoes.

PLEASE.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2024 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

179 B obby D thinks he is influential.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 12:24 PM (pohLc)


He is massively influential. All the people who work for him jump when he says jump... when they're on the clock, at least.

And the people who live for the latest droolings from a celebutard at least ooh and aah over them before they go back to wondering when TayTay will dump TravTrav.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:32 PM (nR2nR)

180 Isn't the definition of a tyrant require a "ruler"? Trump isn't a ruler, he isn't currently president (the stolen election to the contrary), and has the oppresive weight of the current administration against him and anyone who supported him. As usual, the forces of the true tyranny can't help using projection.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:32 PM (ynpvh)

181 Always interesting, but quite tiresome.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 28, 2024 12:32 PM (f87vz)

182 CNN - "The People's Liberation Army Navy sank as it sailed to reoccupy Formosa."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:32 PM (mO/OJ)

183 If Trump was the threat they say, then they would not be in court-- no one says, "we could have stopped Hitler with a court order."

If Trump did the things they say, they wouldn't have to invent such novel legal theories than no one in 247 years has ever been charged with those "crimes"-- no one says, "we forgot to make murder illegal so we charged him with felony failure to report an unauthorized death."

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2024 12:32 PM (KvQpX)

184 I liked the movie where DeNiro was covered in fire ants and then fed feet first into a meat grinder.

They sure don't make comedies like they used to.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (A9nA9)

----------------

Wasn't that "Fargo 2: Sphincter Meets Meat Grinder Boogaloo?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (bu09+)

185 56 The takeover of Colleges, and destruction of statues and works of art?... yeah... Mao.

Also Mao? The bird-chopping windmills.


well, those birds aren't going to chop themselves, are they?

Posted by: mao at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (sGtp+)

186 DeNiro amused me as the big mobster (uncredited) in American Hustle, putting the fear of death into Irving.

"I just hope the other part of this is all good. And real. Because we're real. You *know* that. You deal with us, you're dealing with a *real* organization. We're dealing with you, we don't know what we're dealing with."

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (6gW4D)

187 Sorry, Taxi Driver.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (V5eKu)



That movie sucked so bad, it creates a black hole when viewed.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (Zz0t1)

188 Sorry, Taxi Driver.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (V5eKu)

That’s what I thought . Easy Andy.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (SHMXB)

189 >>The Chinese are gearing up today to invade Taiwan.

... Joe Biden already has the Europeans squeezing their butt cheeks together over Iran

unless the Chinese will respond to the proper pronouns ...

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

190 My mother is as blue as the deep blue sky, and embarrased by her party. She won't change how she votes, tho.
Posted by: Jamaica at May 28, 2024


***
I wonder how my parents voted. Pretty sure my father was not a Dem; he complained about JFK and LBJ, though not often in my presence. Mom? She told me that FDR, despite his rep as a leader, ruined this country. And she was an adult -- well, 17 -- when he was elected the first time, and lived in the US during his terms from the mid-1930s on. She saw things first hand.

Posted by: Zombie Robert Mitchum at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

191 They should get Alec Baldwin do to a stunt like this; he's knows what it's like to kill people with a firearm.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (ynpvh)

192 Electing judges is a great idea, ya know.

It worked, didn't it?

Posted by: Judge Scott McAfee at May 28, 2024 12:34 PM (xCA6C)

193 Who is it safer to be around?

Alec Baldwin with a gun or an Iraqi with an AK-47?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:34 PM (mO/OJ)

194 @167

>>even if they can’t agree on what the second (object) crime is…

Has there even been menu board of possible aggravating crimes to choose from?


Again, this is all absurd and the fact we have to even sort of nod and incant, this is the process, this is the system, it will all work in the end, is mind boggling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)

195 The Chinese are gearing up today to invade Taiwan. This will be the election distraction. Bank it

Also, someone is trying to start World War Three with Russia.

In the last week, "Ukraine" has attacked two Russian ballistic missile early warning radar sites, whose function is to warn Russia of an incoming nuclear missile attack from the United States (and Britain and France).

Needless to say, convincing the Russians that they are potentially vulnerable to a nuclear first strike is an absolutely insane thing to do.

So, who's behind this?

Did we put the Ukrainians up to this, or are the Ukrainians doing this on the own, in the hopes of triggering off a much larger war?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (uxCna)

196 189 >>The Chinese are gearing up today to invade Taiwan.

... Joe Biden already has the Europeans squeezing their butt cheeks together over Iran

unless the Chinese will respond to the proper pronouns ...

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

The day they do, all hell will break loose over here and over in Korea. Sabotage on a cyber and physical basis. Short of a nuclear response, I don't see how we can prevent it from happening, and thus the united message from Xi and Putin about the use of nuclear weapons.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

197 Also Mao? The bird-chopping windmills.

General Tsao's Shredded Chicken ain't gonna make itself...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

198
If only we could unite behind a cool, cool, considerate Republican who is acceptable to the NYT editorial board. We'd be sure to sweep 57 states then.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing
==

No other Republican is on trial for trying to take a business tax write off for hush money to keep a hookers mouth shut.

Of course Trump is being targeted here, but all of these things did actually happen. Trump fucked Stormy, Trump tried to cover it up, Trump wrote the check, and Trump tried to say it was a legitimate business expense. Trump hired to worst people to handle it for him (Cohen) and here we are.

Seems a recurring theme.

I hope this ends in a hung jury, but I doubt it. This whole campaign is going to be hoping Trump gets through these bullshit trials he got himself into.

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)

199 168 Hope Trump is worth all this bullshit drama.

If only we could unite behind a cool, cool, considerate Republican who is acceptable to the NYT editorial board. We'd be sure to sweep 57 states then.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (Q0kLU)

That was a perfect take from a pussy Romney style milquetoast GOPe butt munch. Roll over and show your belly lady.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (pohLc)

200 189 >>The Chinese are gearing up today to invade Taiwan.

... Joe Biden already has the Europeans squeezing their butt cheeks together over Iran

unless the Chinese will respond to the proper pronouns ...

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:33 PM (RHGPo)

We know the Chinese Emperor's: Xi/Xim.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (ynpvh)

201 What’s the longest sentence Trump can get?

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

202 President Trump will be found guilty of all charges, it's already been decided.

The only question left is what is to be done.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (od9zZ)

203 Judge Nancy Pelosi - "You must convict before you read the charges."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (mO/OJ)

204 But a Republican who agrees with you 98% of the time says something you don’t like and he’s dead to you. Not you specifically but a lot of people on the right. And that’s why the left always wins.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (Y6Wgg)

Whoa whoa who are these magical Republicans that agree with ANY of us 98% of the time.

98%??? I'd honestly be happy if these rat bastards didn't sell my ass out for a thin dime once in a while.

You're just messing around now.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (A9nA9)

205 Why is he masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.


**********

To slow the spread of the Avian Flu the CDC now recommends wearing an N95 mask if you're going to keep f**king that same chicken.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (991eG)

206 If Trump was the threat they say, then they would not be in court-- no one says, "we could have stopped Hitler with a court order."

---------------

I'm surprised the Deep State didn't assassinate him during his first term after he overcame the Margin of Fraud in 2016; I can only surmise they still haven't out of fear from what might ensue from the "reactionary right deplorables."

Even if it's a non-violent national strike that would bring the country and "our betters" to their knees ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (bu09+)

207 >The Chinese are gearing up today to invade Taiwan. This will be the election distraction. Bank it

I don't know why China would invade a place they largely own by proxy and influence, but stupider actions have been undertaken historically.

So, who knows.


I'm not worried. It would take the PRC months of assembling the necessary force, and we'd know about it long in advance. Furthermore, it was revealed this week that both TSMC and ASML can brick all the expensive computer chip equipment remotely and whenever they please.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (xCA6C)

208
My theory is that a conviction would be the Biden exit strategy from the debates, as you can't expect a sitting President to debate a convicted felon.

Felon. Not law-impacted-individual.

Posted by: Auspex at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (j4U/Z)

209 121 Jury will Be out 20 minutes. 1 minute to vote guilty and 19 minutes to have some coffee.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:25 PM (Y6Wgg)


Merchan's /spit/ Jury Instructions will be -
If you want to see the sun rise tomorrow, vote GUILTY on each and every charge. Have a nice day.

Posted by: Gref at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (5fDan)

210 LOL Muldoon

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (iRX3h)

211 But a Republican who agrees with you 98% of the time says something you don’t like and he’s dead to you. Not you specifically but a lot of people on the right. And that’s why the left always wins.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (Y6Wgg)

I think you're exactly 180 degrees out on this one.

Blue supports blue because blue. But now blue is nothing more than a loose confederation of shiftless retards who all hate each other because they all want to be King Retard of Imbecile Mountain.

The GOP is where it's at now because of generations of people saying "well at least we agree on the big picture stuff" while the actual big picture stuff "They" stood for was dismantling anything even resembling conservatism in the federal government while telling us they'd do better next year.

98% isn't good enough when 99% of that 98% is either illusory or a bald faced lie.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (VoAdT)

212 Most audience having anything to do with Biden in years.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (ytSiK)

213 194 @167

>>even if they can’t agree on what the second (object) crime is…

Has there even been menu board of possible aggravating crimes to choose from?

Again, this is all absurd and the fact we have to even sort of nod and incant, this is the process, this is the system, it will all work in the end, is mind boggling.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:34 PM (XV/Pl)

Well, there was no crime, except the kangaroo court.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (ynpvh)

214 Hung jury?

Any named Epstein or Carradine?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (mO/OJ)

215 Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)

Is it not embarrassing for you to be so wrong about the facts . Probably not.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (SHMXB)

216 Also Mao? The bird-chopping windmills.

General Tsao's Shredded Chicken ain't gonna make itself...
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

More of a Kung Pao chicken guy.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (f87vz)

217 "I don't know why China would invade a place they largely own by proxy and influence, but stupider actions have been undertaken historically."

it's because they will not bow to their Master. This whole decades long BS show is over Chinese values.

Posted by: pawn at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (QB+5g)

218 198 Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)

=====

Most of your assumptions are wrong, beginning with the idea that Trump fucked Stormy. She admitted that she made it up, egged on by Avanetti as a shakedown operation (the thing he's in prison for doing against Nike...on a recorded line, because he's stupid).

Why didn't Trump fuck any other pornstars? Why just Stormy?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

219 They accused Trump, while declaring he was bankrupt and needing a fundraiser to pay his legal bills, of busing in people for the Bronx rally.

This thing was scheduled in a relatively short period, yet Trump supporters were on hand to disrupt the faux tough guy and piss him off.

Trump got buses at the ready full of supporters?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

220 Why is he masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

**********

To slow the spread of the Avian Flu the CDC now recommends wearing an N95 mask if you're going to keep f**king that same chicken.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (991eG)

-------------

I assumed it was because assholes are the primary vector of Monkeypox.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (bu09+)

221 204 Whoa whoa who are these magical Republicans that agree with ANY of us 98% of the time.

98%??? I'd honestly be happy if these rat bastards didn't sell my ass out for a thin dime once in a while.

You're just messing around now.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (A9nA9)

========

They say the right things, vote on the right failure theater, and then all gang together to figure out how to pass Democrat priorities.

That 2% is a doozy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (GBKbO)

222 My mother is as blue as the deep blue sky, and embarrased by her party. She won't change how she votes, tho.

Posted by: Jamaica

Don’t be so literal.

Ted Cruz is a perfect example. He’s about as conservative as it gets. But he gave soccer balls to illegal kids once and he’s dead to people.

Shit like that.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (Y6Wgg)

223 197 Also Mao? The bird-chopping windmills.

General Tsao's Shredded Chicken ain't gonna make itself...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (wtvvX)

Windmill chicken. Never had that dish, but boy, does it produce wind.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (ynpvh)

224 201 What’s the longest sentence Trump can get?
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

It's a moot question. Have you even heard the guy speak?

He hasn't ended a sentence at the actual end of the sentence since 1994.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (VoAdT)

225 We know the Chinese Emperor's: Xi/Xim.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Heh. You forgot xerself.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (xCA6C)

226 198
...

I hope this ends in a hung jury, but I doubt it. This whole campaign is going to be hoping Trump gets through these bullshit trials he got himself into.

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)

I'd rather see a hanged judge.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (ynpvh)

227 @176

>>Its the same part of the country that "had the votes" to rule that Trump raped E Jean Carroll in a department store decades ago.

I'm pretty sure that was due to the instructions to the jury, remember they could have convicted on rape, instead they settled on sexual assault, basically they were instructed to deliver a guilty plea of any kind, and jury nullification would have been a hell of a thing to contemplate seeing as many jurors probably got a little talking to by some deep state operatives.

All the institutions are corrupt, full stop and cannot be trusted at this point.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (XV/Pl)

228 He's already convicted.

Anyone on that jury who votes for acquittal knows that their life in New York is over - they'll need to immediately move to a red state, and hope that the New York and Federal governments can't manage to gin up some reason to go after them legally after they move.

Realistically, I give the odds 95% conviction/5% hung jury, and I'm probably being way optimistic.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (uxCna)

229 The blackmailed getting convicted for paying a blackmailer.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (SHMXB)

230 222 Don’t be so literal.

Ted Cruz is a perfect example. He’s about as conservative as it gets. But he gave soccer balls to illegal kids once and he’s dead to people.

Shit like that.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (Y6Wgg)

=======

For MPPPP, it's his voting to give medals to the Capitol Police after 1/6.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)

231
Hung jury?

Any named Epstein or Carradine?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:37 PM


I'm right here, you know

Posted by: Anthony Bourdain at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (bEb2S)

232 They were also terrified that Melania's panties were loaded ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:30 PM (bu09+)

They're so used to Joe's.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (A9nA9)

233 95 I heard RFK Jr. speak for the first time yesterday. Yikes. His voice alone should be a disqualification.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


Linda Lovelace said, over time you start losing you voice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (aFNOf)

234 Windmill chicken. Never had that dish, but boy, does it produce wind.

Greta von Thule, "ban Windmill Chicken!"

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM (mO/OJ)

235
I hope this ends in a hung jury, but I doubt it. This whole campaign is going to be hoping Trump gets through these bullshit trials he got himself into.
Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)


———

You realize Congress to this day has a fund set aside to pay hush money to people Congressmen sexually assault.

Trump didn’t “get himself” into anything.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:40 PM (2fIO4)

236 203 Judge Nancy Pelosi - "You must convict before you read the charges."

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (mO/OJ)

Jurors: Choose Door #1, Door #2, or Door #3...

Posted by: Monty Merchan at May 28, 2024 12:40 PM (ynpvh)

237 Hope Trump is worth all this bullshit drama.

I remember back when the GOP would put up candidates with character and decency. People like GHWB, GWB, McCain, Romney... never any drama in those elections, no sir.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:40 PM (nR2nR)

238 If Trump was the fascist they claim, they would be too scared to say what they say while still in America.

And the FBI would be "visiting" those who say anything bad about Trump.

And Biden supporters would be being held in jail for years without trial. And those who do get tried, only get jurors who donated and voted for Trump.

And Biden would be facing life in prison for crimes no one can name, for things he said, while under multiple gag orders keeping him from even mentioning most of what's happening.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2024 12:40 PM (KvQpX)

239 'bullshit trials he got himself into.'

Because no other GOP candidate has ever faced bullshit legal charges before. It's Trump's own fault for wearing such a short skirt.

The things you learn on a Smart Military Blog.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 12:40 PM (Q0kLU)

240 98% isn't good enough when 99% of that 98% is either illusory or a bald faced lie.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024


***
So you're saying there's a 3% chance???

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

241 205 Why is he masked?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

**********

To slow the spread of the Avian Flu the CDC now recommends wearing an N95 mask if you're going to keep f**king that same chicken.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (991eG)

He's probably into F*cking monkeys or being f*cked by them, so the mask is on the wrong end.

Posted by: Monty Merchan at May 28, 2024 12:41 PM (ynpvh)

242 201 What’s the longest sentence Trump can get?

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:36 PM (Y6Wgg)


Imprisoned until the End of Time. I order that when he dies, his corpse will be left to rot in the cell until time ends.

Posted by: Judge "I hate Trump but am totes fair" Merchan at May 28, 2024 12:41 PM (5fDan)

243 So you're saying there's a 3% chance???
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 12:41 PM (J2vNu)

Would you believe 2.92%?

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 28, 2024 12:41 PM (VoAdT)

244 It would take the PRC months of assembling the necessary force, and we'd know about it long in advance.

The PRC has been conducting major military exercises near Taiwan, which serve the purpose of assembling the necessary force.

If Xi thinks that there is a significant chance that Biden will lose, he has a six month window to attack while Biden is still President.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (uxCna)

245 239 'bullshit trials he got himself into.'

Because no other GOP candidate has ever faced bullshit legal charges before. It's Trump's own fault for wearing such a short skirt.

The things you learn on a Smart Military Blog.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 12:40 PM (Q0kLU)

========

Bob McDonnall is the exact kind of Republican people say they want. Governor of a purple state. Squeaky clean. Smart. Good image.

They completely destroyed him with a bullshit case that EVENTUALLY got overturned 9-0 at SCOTUS.

But Trump is the problem.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

246
Linda Lovelace said, over time you start losing you voice.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:39 PM


That's hard to swallow. Oh wait, she said that too.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (RKVpM)

247
I'm surprised the Deep State didn't assassinate him during his first term after he overcame the Margin of Fraud in 2016; I can only surmise they still haven't out of fear from what might ensue from the "reactionary right deplorables."

Even if it's a non-violent national strike that would bring the country and "our betters" to their knees ...

Posted by: ShainS



They were hoping to kill him when they raided his house.

They do fear the right, which is why all federal agencies focus all of their attention on Christians and people with family values, while they ignore terrorists and criminal illegals flowing into the country.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (lTGtQ)

248 I'm pretty sure that was due to the instructions to the jury, remember they could have convicted on rape, instead they settled on sexual assault, basically they were instructed to deliver a guilty plea of any kind, and jury nullification would have been a hell of a thing to contemplate seeing as many jurors probably got a little talking to by some deep state operatives.

And you think it won't work exactly the same way this time because, why ? Some sudden sliver of honesty in the gestalt of New York City socio-politics ?

Trump's already convicted. He was convicted as soon as he chose to go along with this farce. His obedience did nothing except give a thin veil of credibility to the entire show trial - for those that wanted to believe in the show trial.

It would have been better to find a Red State that would refuse to play along ... and not play along.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (kjk1J)

249 I saw King Retard of Imbecile Mountain open for the B-52s at Armadillo World Headquarters in '80.

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (bu09+)

250 Its the same part of the country that "had the votes" to rule that Trump raped E Jean Carroll in a department store decades ago.

He's already convicted.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (kjk1J)


Two points to consider:

1. Civil trials do not require unanimity.
2. It's one thing to steal a few million from a billionaire for laughs, it's another to sentence someone to, effectively, life in prison over nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (nR2nR)

251 Angry Grandpa > Dirty Grandpa

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2024 12:43 PM (v0R5T)

252 Ted Cruz is a perfect example. He’s about as conservative as it gets. But he gave soccer balls to illegal kids once and he’s dead to people.

Shit like that.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:38 PM (Y6Wgg)

Ted Cruz agreed with Hillary that conservatives were dangerous violent people after she had very obviously sent stormtroopers in to get violent at Trump rallies.

He hates your fucking guts. If you're blank enough to toot his horn because he can make a Powerful Speech at a Hearing or advance ten useless no pass bills, or says that we're spending too much which even Paul Ryan can do, then you do you.

You should be the very last person that can't see through paper thin fake ass bitch Ted Cruz. I wonder about you sometimes. You might fold under questioning.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:43 PM (A9nA9)

253 DeNiro's exit

https://tinyurl.com/yem47bh5

😂

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)

254 The PRC has been conducting major military exercises near Taiwan, which serve the purpose of assembling the necessary force.

There is a world of difference between a "major military exercise" and an invasion.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:43 PM (xCA6C)

255 Trump didn’t “get himself” into anything.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:40 PM (2fIO4)

Bel Air doesn't fukkin hope for a hung jury. He hopes for conviction.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (pohLc)

256 This bespectacled redhead in white knows that the Party's indifference toward the people is exceeded only by it's hatred for the people:
http://tiny.cc/kdq9yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (d04cU)

257 Its the same part of the country that "had the votes" to rule that Trump raped E Jean Carroll in a department store decades ago.

He's already convicted.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 12:31 PM (kjk1J)

For accuracy’s sake they did not convict him of rape but rather assault.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (SHMXB)

258 @206

>>I'm surprised the Deep State didn't assassinate him during his first term after he overcame the Margin of Fraud in 2016; I can only surmise they still haven't out of fear from what might ensue from the "reactionary right deplorables."

Assassination is too destabilizing, we went through a fair bit of it in the 60's and 70's and the LE/IC/Deep State figured they could better shape and direct policy in a more stable manner by getting dirt on everyone, which is why the US IC runs the largest c-pron distribution network and has Epstein's and P-Diddy's on the payroll.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (XV/Pl)

259 DeNiro's exit

I couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like he was yelling "you are gangsters". Wow, Bob, tough stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)

260 But a Republican who agrees with you 98% of the time says something you don’t like and he’s dead to you. Not you specifically but a lot of people on the right. And that’s why the left always wins.
Posted by: Montec

==

Taking aside drama specific to Trump, he's not even a good conservative. He's just a lightning rod of anger and outrage, but in policy that matters, basically a NY Establishment Republican.

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (O9IyY)

261 http://tiny.cc/kdq9yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (d04cU)

I might let her do the old Kristi Noem on me

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (A9nA9)

262 They did NOT find Trump guilty of rape. They found that him calling E Mean Carrol a liar was sexual harassment and awarded her zillions of dollars because they hate Trump and wants to hurt him and reward her.
But even they knew he didn't rape her.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)

263 I couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like he was yelling "you are gangsters". Wow, Bob, tough stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)



Yes. That's what he said.

Ironic, no?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Two points to consider:

1. Civil trials do not require unanimity.
2. It's one thing to steal a few million from a billionaire for laughs, it's another to sentence someone to, effectively, life in prison over nothing.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (nR2nR)


One point that matters more than either of your's ... it's still twelve jurors from New York City. They're simply, culturally, not compatible with most of the rest of the country.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (kjk1J)

265 @248

>>And you think it won't work exactly the same way this time because, why ? Some sudden sliver of honesty in the gestalt of New York City socio-politics ?

Listen man, this is me channeling Jack Straw, I'm not good at the silver lining thing, cut me some slack.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)

266 DeNiro's exit

https://tinyurl.com/yem47bh5

😂
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

Best thing I've seen in a while.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (iRX3h)

267
Bob McDonnall is the exact kind of Republican people say they want. Governor of a purple state. Squeaky clean. Smart. Good image.

They completely destroyed him with a bullshit case that EVENTUALLY got overturned 9-0 at SCOTUS.

But Trump is the problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:42 PM (GBKbO)

——-/


Tom DeLay
Rick Perry
That senator from Alaska
The Wisconsin John Doe persecutions

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (2fIO4)

268 256 This bespectacled redhead in white knows that the Party's indifference toward the people is exceeded only by it's hatred for the people:
http://tiny.cc/kdq9yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


No bra, nicely shaped boobs, and sexy eye protection. Would.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (aFNOf)

269 Trump fucked Stormy

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)


He says he didn't. She says he didn't. But people will continue to say it like it's true either because they're being paid to do so or they're incapable of independent thought.

Which is it here?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (nR2nR)

270 But even they knew he didn't rape her.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)



Especially when it was pointed out that her entire case revolved around the EXACT circumstance as an episode of L&O: SVU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

271 There is a world of difference between a "major military exercise" and an invasion.

There are many examples of "major military exercises" turning into invasions, including the 1973 Arab-Israeli War, and the 2022 Ukraine War.

It's the primary scenario NATO was worried about during the Cold War - a Warsaw Pact "exercise" suddenly going live.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (uxCna)

272 DeNiro's exit
*
I couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like he was yelling "you are gangsters". Wow, Bob, tough stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024


***
He oughta know

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (J2vNu)

273 259 DeNiro's exit

I couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like he was yelling "you are gangsters". Wow, Bob, tough stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)

From a rich effete man who wears elevator shoes to boost his ego and pretends to be tough. yeah, tough guy.
Funny that he probably has no issue with Antifa and their tactics including cement shakes.

Posted by: Monty Merchan at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (ynpvh)

274 Listen man, this is me channeling Jack Straw, I'm not good at the silver lining thing, cut me some slack.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (XV/Pl)


You never go full Jack Straw.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (kjk1J)

275 DeNiro's exit


You just know he expected to be greeted with laurels and flowers, but instead got rotten eggs.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (xCA6C)

276 off sock

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (ynpvh)

277 Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (O9IyY)

=======

Weird how he was able to topple 16 Republicans in good standing in 2016 by just being a 1980s Democrat from New York.

Maybe the GOP is deeply, deeply broken and the only thing keeping it together at this point is Trump.

Honestly, GOP boosters should thank God for Trump. Without him, I doubt the GOP would still exist. Why should it without Trump?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

278 I hope me and the shit stirrers are wrong but I see this leaning heavily towards a convict.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (A9nA9)

279 Ted Cruz is a perfect example. He’s about as conservative as it gets. But he gave soccer balls to illegal kids once and he’s dead to people.

Ah, yes, the Ted Cruz who has never apologized or even admitted the slightest bit of regret for calling J6 an 'insurrection,' blaming Trump for any violence at his rallies and awarding medals of bravery to the scum who murdered Ashli Babitt and Roseanne Boyland.

I should really get over that and support that rootin-tootin stalwart steel-spined conservative, I guess.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (Q0kLU)

280 DeNiro's exit
*
I couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like he was yelling "you are gangsters". Wow, Bob, tough stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024


***
Did anybody fire back with "I heard you paint houses, Bob"?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (J2vNu)

281 One point that matters more than either of your's ... it's still twelve jurors from New York City. They're simply, culturally, not compatible with most of the rest of the country.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (kjk1J)
++++
They're fully compatible with one of the Americas. Coastal America - the coasts, basically, with some interior outposts like Chicago and Denver and Austin - are quite internally compatible. Likewise Interior America is fairly mutually compatible within the segment.

They are utterly alien to each-other, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (d04cU)

282 267 Tom DeLay
Rick Perry
That senator from Alaska
The Wisconsin John Doe persecutions
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (2fIO4)

=========

Newt Gingrich being taken out for Dennis Hastert.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

283 252
He hates your fucking guts. If you're blank enough to toot his horn because he can make a Powerful Speech at a Hearing or advance ten useless no pass bills, or says that we're spending too much which even Paul Ryan can do, then you do you.

You should be the very last person that can't see through paper thin fake ass bitch Ted Cruz. I wonder about you sometimes. You might fold under questioning.
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:43 PM (A9nA9)

Many conservatives I know (Mrs OCiS included) think the world of Ted Cruz. "But he fights!!" they claim. I always counter with: Fight what? With the remote control for his powerpoint presentation?

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (N39Ws)

284 Trump fucked Stormy

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)



She made multiple public statements denying any such action including signing an affidavit declaring nothing happened.

It wasn't until NOW she came up with the "oops I lied" story.

But yeah, believe the death toll numbers released by Hamas......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

285 270 But even they knew he didn't rape her.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:46 PM (t/2Uw)


Especially when it was pointed out that her entire case revolved around the EXACT circumstance as an episode of L&O: SVU.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)

And major changes and other incosistencies with her story. And her past of false accusations. And her lack of witnesses to the event. Her credibility? If not 0%, damn close, but this is the type of people hailed by the left; she's of the body.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (ynpvh)

286 Assassination is too destabilizing, we went through a fair bit of it in the 60's and 70's and the LE/IC/Deep State figured they could better shape and direct policy in a more stable manner by getting dirt on everyone, which is why the US IC runs the largest c-pron distribution network and has Epstein's and P-Diddy's on the payroll.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (XV/Pl)

———-

They’ll do it because they have learned from the J6 persecutions. Gun nuts will think quadruple before doing anything (of which they don’t know what to do anyway).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (2fIO4)

287 There are many examples of "major military exercises" turning into invasions, including the 1973 Arab-Israeli War, and the 2022 Ukraine War.

It's the primary scenario NATO was worried about during the Cold War - a Warsaw Pact "exercise" suddenly going live.


Again, there is a world of difference between crossing a border and crossing 100 km of open ocean.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (xCA6C)

288 Pope Francis complained Catholic seminaries are too full of “faggotry” in a closed-door meeting with Italian bishops last week, local media report.

While the pontiff famously asked, “Who am I to judge?” in 2013 in reference to a homosexual monsignor who was trying to live a chaste lifestyle, he has been an outspoken critic of gays in the Catholic priesthood.

Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (RHGPo)

289 284 Trump fucked Stormy

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:35 PM (O9IyY)


She made multiple public statements denying any such action including signing an affidavit declaring nothing happened.

It wasn't until NOW she came up with the "oops I lied" story.

But yeah, believe the death toll numbers released by Hamas......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

They had a stormy relationship, at least according to a know lying pron star/stripper.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (ynpvh)

290 Trump was found liable for sexual assault against Carroll, not rape. It was a civil action , not criminal, guilt isn't established. Subsequently in a trial before a judge Trump was found liable for defamation against Carroll for calling her a lunatic and denying her claim.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (wu1+q)

291 Who is this has been actor who speaks to us as if we needed his opinion?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (Wnv9h)

292 288 Pope Francis complained Catholic seminaries are too full of “faggotry” in a closed-door meeting with Italian bishops last week, local media report.

While the pontiff famously asked, “Who am I to judge?” in 2013 in reference to a homosexual monsignor who was trying to live a chaste lifestyle, he has been an outspoken critic of gays in the Catholic priesthood.
Posted by: SMOD at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (RHGPo)

=======

Holy shit...that Benedict book must have been understating things.

Odds on Francis being pushed out?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)

293 Bob McDonnall is the exact kind of Republican people say they want. Governor of a purple state. Squeaky clean. Smart. Good image.

They completely destroyed him with a bullshit case that EVENTUALLY got overturned 9-0 at SCOTUS.

But Trump is the problem.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

+++

Taking Rolex watches from donors (and $177k in gifts and loans total) is pretty textbook slime ball bribery in my book.

Even the Supreme Court said the conduct was tawdry, it was the merits of the law they were ruling on. Not him.

The SC did not "clear" him of what he did, just how the law was applied.

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (O9IyY)

294 I thought deniro was yelling "I'm a homo retard!"

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (JwHpX)

295 Posobiec thinks they did this hastily called Press Conference because they have inside knowledge of the Jury's thinking and are worried.
---
I'm seeing a lot of articles that all point that way; how it will be a disaster for everything if Trump isn't convicted, how the evidence is massively, hugely, scientifically and every other way guilty, etc.

My two favorites are "ChatGPT (before the defense and after we forced it to accept Cohen as truthful) found Trump guilty."
Second best is, "secret Trump supporting juror could ruin everything." I like that one for the open admission they did everything possible to rig the outcome.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (7vWiF)

296 Again, there is a world of difference between crossing a border and crossing 100 km of open ocean.

China already has the air and naval blockade prepared and rehearsed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 28, 2024 12:51 PM (uxCna)

297 Newt Gingrich being taken out for Dennis Hastert.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

——-

Yep. And I’m sure they knew Hastert was a pedophile when he was made SotH.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:51 PM (2fIO4)

298 I would handicap this as

Convict: -450
Acquit: +300

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:51 PM (A9nA9)

299
No bra, nicely shaped boobs, and sexy eye protection. Would.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM


She looks like a librarian. We never asked about the romantic life of librarians, no one wanted to know. You come to the New York City library, you and your good time friends, yucking it up, you show respect.

Posted by: Joe Bookman at May 28, 2024 12:51 PM (RKVpM)

300 Who is this has been actor who speaks to us as if we needed his opinion?

You're new here in Hollywood, obviously.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (xCA6C)

301 You should be the very last person that can't see through paper thin fake ass bitch Ted Cruz. I wonder about you sometimes. You might fold under questioning.
Posted by: ... at

Exactly my point. Fake ass bitch? lol. Thanks for proving my point. Another example is DeSantis. There are still people on the “right” who think he’s a secret liberal or some shit.

And it’s why the left always wins. They’ll take a 51-49 win on an issue. The right demand 100-0
Wins or they go home.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (Y6Wgg)

302 She looks like a librarian. We never asked about the romantic life of librarians, no one wanted to know.

I heard somewhere that they like to get it on with ghosts.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (xCA6C)

303 Closing arguments for the defense has now ended.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

304 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Chicky looks like she would bite your head (the head on top of your shoulders) off you in a fit of irritability you said a grumpy word to her.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (XkYcA)

305 DeNiro's exit
*
I couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like he was yelling "you are gangsters". Wow, Bob, tough stuff.
Posted by: Archimedes
.......

Legend in his own mind.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (v0R5T)

306 286 Assassination is too destabilizing, we went through a fair bit of it in the 60's and 70's and the LE/IC/Deep State figured they could better shape and direct policy in a more stable manner by getting dirt on everyone, which is why the US IC runs the largest c-pron distribution network and has Epstein's and P-Diddy's on the payroll.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (XV/Pl)

———-

They’ll do it because they have learned from the J6 persecutions. Gun nuts will think quadruple before doing anything (of which they don’t know what to do anyway).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (2fIO4)

That the Gov't hid exculpatory evidence. That the Gov't twisted the meaning of statutes and laws to rack up jail time. That the Gov't sent it's forces like N@zi stormtroopers to take these people from their homes in the middle of the night.
So much wrong done. Instead of jailtime for the Gov't agents involved in this, awards and bonuses.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

307 >>>That's how you exact change. By not changing your vote to send a message when you're disappointed.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
------------------------

A communist take over is not the exact change that I want.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (K7/OQ)

308 259 DeNiro's exit

I couldn't tell for sure, but it sounded like he was yelling "you are gangsters". Wow, Bob, tough stuff.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:45 PM (xCA6C)


If DeNiro wasn't yelling "Are you talking to ME?" he's a bigger loser than I believed possible.

Posted by: Judge at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (5fDan)

309 This bespectacled redhead in white knows that the Party's indifference toward the people is exceeded only by it's hatred for the people:
http://tiny.cc/kdq9yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 28, 2024 12:44 PM (d04cU)


Either there's a stain on that shirt or she's not wearing a bra.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (nR2nR)

310 Many conservatives I know (Mrs OCiS included) think the world of Ted Cruz. "But he fights!!" they claim. I always counter with: Fight what? With the remote control for his powerpoint presentation?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (N39Ws)

He’s done as much as a Senator can. He also voted against certifying the electoral vote. He attempted to filibuster Obamacare but betrayed by the GOPe. I always respond to your retort to your wife with ‘ what exactly do you think he hasn’t done that he can do as a Senator?’

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (SHMXB)

311 They’ll do it because they have learned from the J6 persecutions. Gun nuts will think quadruple before doing anything (of which they don’t know what to do anyway).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:49 PM (2fIO4)

---------------

How would the American Revolutionary Minutemen have fared without all those "gun nuts?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (bu09+)

312 293 Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (O9IyY)

========

So, it wasn't against the law. Everyone does it (most likely), and the Democrat establishment completely destroyed him because it was "tawdry".

Yes, they cleared him of crimes. Sure, that's just a technicality now, but he wasn't guilty of a crime and the Democrats and the legal system destroyed him anyway.

Less than a decade after they took out Gingrich because of an affair with a grown women and had Hastert, a known pedophile, replace him.

The Democrats destroy whom they choose to destroy, and the weak sisters of the GOP always go along with it because they're really just concerned with policy and passing conservative solutions. Sure.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

313 Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

And now the prosecution gets to make their case for about four hours.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2024 12:54 PM (XkYcA)

314 The Gaza oier is sinking. Inflation isn't going down. We've only built seven EV charging stations and Biden is falling asleep during Memorial Day ceremonies. What should we do?"

"Robert DeNiro in a COVID mask?"

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 28, 2024 12:54 PM (t/2Uw)

315 296 Again, there is a world of difference between crossing a border and crossing 100 km of open ocean.

China already has the air and naval blockade prepared and rehearsed.
Posted by: The ARC of History!


They are massing all of the countries ferry boats in military ports to bring over as many troops that will fit. Sounds serious.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 28, 2024 12:54 PM (aFNOf)

316 If DeNiro wasn't yelling "Are you talking to ME?" he's a bigger loser than I believed possible.

HTH did I miss that one?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024 12:54 PM (xCA6C)

317 I thought deniro was yelling "I'm a homo retard!"
Posted by: Weasel
.....

That's kinda what I got out of it.

Posted by: wth at May 28, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

318 290 Trump was found liable for sexual assault against Carroll, not rape. It was a civil action , not criminal, guilt isn't established. Subsequently in a trial before a judge Trump was found liable for defamation against Carroll for calling her a lunatic and denying her claim.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (wu1+q)

Yeah, denying what had not been established by a court, that he r@ped that old, lying, desicated piece of rotting flesh. And calling her a lunatic seems accurate to me.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:54 PM (ynpvh)

319 I mean, it's like arguing, "one juror voting not guilty is a threat to justice!"

You mean, Constitutional rights, the "beyond a reasonable doubt" thing?

Which is consistent with the shredding of all Constitutional rights in this trial.

Just a technicality....

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (thyeS)

320
I heard some things.
I heard you want to put that up my ass.
Put it up my ass.
I heard some things.

Posted by: Bobby D at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (A9nA9)

321 Newt Gingrich being taken out for Dennis Hastert.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

Newt took himself out just like McCarthty.

Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (SHMXB)

322 Another example is DeSantis. There are still people on the “right” who think he’s a secret liberal or some shit.


But his Nickelback fandom...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (v6JzV)

323 294 I thought deniro was yelling "I'm a homo retard!"

Posted by: Weasel at May 28, 2024 12:50 PM (JwHpX)

I take it up the ass and like it!

Posted by: Robbie De Niro at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (ynpvh)

324 Especially when it was pointed out that her entire case revolved around the EXACT circumstance as an episode of L&O: SVU.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (Zz0t1)


Wasn't there also testimony from someone who worked for the store that the circumstances, as described, were literally impossible?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (nR2nR)

325 Id say its a 15% chance for a hung jury. 100% odds he's not acquited.

Prosecution was an embarrassment and Trump's "fixer" Cohen was shown to be the worst human being possible and deserves 10x the sentence Trump does, but NY doesnt actually care about enforcing laws, just getting Trump.

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (O9IyY)

326 310 He’s done as much as a Senator can. He also voted against certifying the electoral vote. He attempted to filibuster Obamacare but betrayed by the GOPe. I always respond to your retort to your wife with ‘ what exactly do you think he hasn’t done that he can do as a Senator?’
Posted by: polynikes at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (SHMXB)

========

Here's my thing about senators, in particular.

They can completely and totally shut down the chamber by demanding procedural moves that cannot be denied, like reading entire bills on the floor.

If he's not at least doing that, then he's at least playing the game. Playing the game is not what I expect from conservative warriors at this point.

It's similar to how the House could completely shut down the administrative state, but they never choose to do it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

327 313 Posted by: redridinghood at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (NpAcC)

And now the prosecution gets to make their case for about four hours.
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When do we get to hear what the charges are ? ... or have they even decided?

Posted by: E.T. at May 28, 2024 12:56 PM (p4FTZ)

328 IIRC, Chelsea Handler publicly expressed a desire to be sexually penetrated by DeNiro.

So he's got that going for himself.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 28, 2024 12:56 PM (a3Q+t)

329 The Democrats destroy whom they choose to destroy, and the weak sisters of the GOP always go along with it because they're really just concerned with policy and passing conservative solutions. Sure.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (GBKbO)

You just described Mal Air.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 12:56 PM (pohLc)

330
And now the prosecution gets to make their case for about four hours.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 28, 2024 12:54 PM (XkYcA)



And they should start with "Everything that guy just said is bullshit."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 28, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)

331 He’s done as much as a Senator can. He also voted against certifying the electoral vote. He attempted to filibuster Obamacare but betrayed by the GOPe. I always respond to your retort to your wife with ‘ what exactly do you think he hasn’t done that he can do as a Senator?’
Posted by: polynikes

Yep. They expect him to burst into the Oval Office and challenge Biden to a duel or something.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:56 PM (Y6Wgg)

332 319 I mean, it's like arguing, "one juror voting not guilty is a threat to justice!"

You mean, Constitutional rights, the "beyond a reasonable doubt" thing?

Which is consistent with the shredding of all Constitutional rights in this trial.

Just a technicality....
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM (thyeS)

=======

12 Angry Men has now become counter-revolutionary.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

333 What matters from a senator or a congressman is how they vote. Show me one vote Ted Cruz took that you disapprove of.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:57 PM (Y6Wgg)

334 Nood.

Posted by: Flyguy at May 28, 2024 12:57 PM (OYxA4)

335 Another example is DeSantis. There are still people on the “right” who think he’s a secret liberal or some shit.


But his Nickelback fandom...
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
+++

And I think DeSantis would have maybe been a weaker candidate than Trump in many way, but DeSantis is a much stronger conservative than Trump ever was. This wrap was maybe the stupidest of all.

Trump talks a big game, but did very little.

If anything, DeSantis was maybe too far right. But he didnt do stupid things on a regular basis and hire the very worst people possible.

Posted by: Bel Air at May 28, 2024 12:58 PM (O9IyY)

336 It's similar to how the House could completely shut down the administrative state, but they never choose to do it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 28, 2024 12:55 PM


Dude. Do you realize what that would do to our cocktail party invitations? Heaven forfend!

Posted by: GOPe at May 28, 2024 12:58 PM (a3Q+t)

337 "ChatGPT (before the defense and after we forced it to accept Cohen as truthful) found Trump guilty."

------------

BREAKING: Following Hung Jury, Judge Merchan Relies on ChatGPT to Find Trump Guilty and Sentences Him to Prison. Developing ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Future Secretary of Retribution candidate at May 28, 2024 12:58 PM (bu09+)

338 Yep. They expect him to burst into the Oval Office and challenge Biden to a duel or something.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:56 PM (Y6Wgg)

I admit that would bump Cruz up several notches in my book.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 28, 2024 12:58 PM (pohLc)

339 That the Gov't hid exculpatory evidence. That the Gov't twisted the meaning of statutes and laws to rack up jail time. That the Gov't sent it's forces like N@zi stormtroopers to take these people from their homes in the middle of the night.
So much wrong done. Instead of jailtime for the Gov't agents involved in this, awards and bonuses.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 28, 2024 12:53 PM (ynpvh)

———

And just for a little extra, they full on executed that guy in Arkansas and another guy a little while back in Idaho (or Utah).

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:59 PM (2fIO4)

340 168 Hope Trump is worth all this bullshit drama.

--

Getting Biden out is.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at May 28, 2024 12:59 PM (wzAuc)

341 Exactly my point. Fake ass bitch? lol. Thanks for proving my point. Another example is DeSantis. There are still people on the “right” who think he’s a secret liberal or some shit.

And it’s why the left always wins. They’ll take a 51-49 win on an issue. The right demand 100-0
Wins or they go home.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:52 PM (Y6Wgg)

I always thought you were consistent to a fault. You are definitely not.

Me knowing Ted Cruz is a scumbag has fuck all to do with "us" losing.

People like Ted Cruz sticking it in the moment they get the chance is why we lose. Not people like me not liking him.

You think bought and sold Krispi Noem is doing us favors with the general populace do you?

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:59 PM (A9nA9)

342 DeNiro's exit

https://tinyurl.com/yem47bh5

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)

The future of movie reviews - in public, in front of paying customers, with real rotten tomatoes. A return to the old ways.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 28, 2024 12:59 PM (hCzfy)

343 I would handicap this as

Convict: -450
Acquit: +300
Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 12:51 PM (A9nA9)


I don't read gambler. I assume you're saying conviction is likely but acquittal isn't completely out of left field?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:59 PM (nR2nR)

344 What does Noem Have to do with Cruz? Like I said beige find me a vote Ted Cruz took that you disapprove of. Probably not many exiat, if any. But he hates me and is a secret progressive or some shit. Whatever.

Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 01:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

345 >>>
Newt took himself out just like McCarthty.
Posted by: polynikes
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Something about not keeping his watch in its pocket.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2024 01:01 PM (K7/OQ)

346 Id say its a 15% chance for a hung jury. 100% odds he's not acquited.
-----

You are correct that was a brain fart. I was scoring the chance of conviction

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 01:03 PM (A9nA9)

347 get the feeling we may see Dwarf DeNiro show up with a mohawk one of these days?

Posted by: ziggggeeee at May 28, 2024 01:03 PM (/vZ0X)

348 Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 28, 2024 12:59 PM (nR2nR)

80% chance of convict

I shouldn't have written acquit

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 01:03 PM (A9nA9)

349 High School Dropout Robert DeNiro

Posted by: AoSHQ Stylebook at May 28, 2024 01:04 PM (aD39U)

350 Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 01:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

I was clear. Nothing about secret progressive. I don't trust him therefore I don't like him.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 01:04 PM (A9nA9)

351 what exactly do you think he hasn’t done that he can do as a Senator?

I don't know, maybe not perpetuate the bullshit that the DC police were some kind of heroes at the J6 soiree. Maybe point out that no one tried to kill anyone except that cocksucker that shot Ashlee Babbit. Maybe call out his fellow senators and the SCOTUS as a bunch of spineless, feckless, backstabbing traitors.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at May 28, 2024 01:05 PM (DIB8X)

352 Good Afternoon!

Let's smile & be happy & strike fear into the heart of killjoy leftists everywhere.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 28, 2024 01:05 PM (u82oZ)

353 >>>> I don't know, maybe not perpetuate the bullshit that the DC police were some kind of heroes at the J6 soiree. Maybe point out that no one tried to kill anyone except that cocksucker that shot Ashlee Babbit. Maybe call out his fellow senators and the SCOTUS as a bunch of spineless, feckless, backstabbing traitors.
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working
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Ollie North ran for senator and was not elected.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 28, 2024 01:07 PM (K7/OQ)

354 What matters from a senator or a congressman is how they vote. Show me one vote Ted Cruz took that you disapprove of.
Posted by: Montec at May 28, 2024 12:57 PM (Y6Wgg)

Until they obtain more power, thats what matters.

Are you sincerely blind to the litany of R's that were Super Cons who turned around and screwed us when it meant something?

You can't be. But I don't think you're fucking with me.

Posted by: ... at May 28, 2024 01:07 PM (A9nA9)

355 She looks like a librarian. We never asked about the romantic life of librarians, no one wanted to know.

I heard somewhere that they like to get it on with ghosts.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 28, 2024


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Especially if they have a family member who thought he was St. Jerome.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 28, 2024 01:08 PM (J2vNu)

356 Tom DeLay
Rick Perry
That senator from Alaska
The Wisconsin John Doe persecutions
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 28, 2024 12:47 PM (2fIO4)

Jack Ryan's divorce...

Posted by: Inogame at May 28, 2024 01:11 PM (53oGX)

357
DNC/Biden/CIA False flag operation.

Anything the Trump supporters or those who are are pretending to be Trump supporters do will be used against Trump. They are trying to cause trouble.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 28, 2024 01:16 PM (+oR7L)

358 >>Listen man, this is me channeling Jack Straw, I'm not good at the silver lining thing, cut me some slack.

You aren't very good at that either, dumpling.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 28, 2024 01:18 PM (LkLld)

359 She looks like a librarian. We never asked about the romantic life of librarians, no one wanted to know.


Pages 7,148 - 7,152 on PornHub.
A friend told me.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 28, 2024 01:36 PM (xcYwF)

360 Robert DeNiro has approached every role he has played in the last three decades the exact same way, as an impersonation of Robert DeNiro playing Travis Bickle. One would think that if anyone could pull it off, it would be him, but Robert DeNiro is the poor man’s Robert DeNiro impersonator.

Posted by: Misanthropic Misanthrope at May 28, 2024 02:00 PM (sJSth)

361 Would love the following pic.

United States map with legs and clothed in flag pattern, standing in front of a mirror with a reflected image of a banana.

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at May 28, 2024 04:30 PM (shw70)

362 Would Life withouth Parole be too easy for Biden?

Posted by: Spurwing Plover at May 28, 2024 04:38 PM (wGqjj)

363 Not to be outdone by their pressuring of NYC jurors, but Biden went to visit Hunter's ex this weekend, just a week before she's scheduled to testify in his gun case.

They threaten Trump with obstruction and contempt for badmouthing un-named people, but Biden can openly go tamper with a witness, without any problems.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 28, 2024 04:39 PM (qLSsn)

364 "masked" and "delusional" actor Robert De Niro"
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They left out "wearing a girdle", unless he's copying Jerry Nadler's pants position.
Look at the video when he's walking toward the camera, and the wind blows open his coat and pushes the light sweater he's wearing onto his waist and chest. There's a distinct line at rib level, marking the top of the "control garment" he's using to hold invisible old man's potbelly.
He's played tough guys so often, he's thinking he's a combination of Jake Lamott and a Mafia made man. He's not so delusional, though, that he forgot to bring 4 large bodyguards. ;-)

Posted by: buddhaha at May 28, 2024 07:10 PM (P925l)

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