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Sunday Overnight Open Thread (5/26/24)

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The Comments of The Week

Now to the best comments in the whole wide interwebz!


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Oh goody!!!! The House Republicans have picked a hill to die on. Not if they don't kill us with laughter first.

Amendment killing nationally legal cannabis makes it into House farm bill

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Earlier today Charlie Brown's Dildo had an outstanding Food Thead. But then again he always does. So we at The ONT want you to know, we have high standards also for food and beverages.

I know CBD enjoys brandy old fashions. Furthermore, I am aware he is a cheese cake addict. This is dedicated to CBD and all you Morons who enjoy those 2 basic food groups.

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I wonder if CBD feels put out that KT & I are zeroing in on the food thread.

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Well, it's Memorial Day Weekend, and your last Saturday ONT featured Beef Fizz, which only Muldoon seemed to find attractive.

Anyway, this started a discussion of corporate recipes, including Green Jello Salad, sometimes including cottage cheese. I actually invented one such recipe to substitute for one containing mayonnaise, evaporated milk and more walnuts than you would expect, when my FIL was in a rehab center and was being really grumpy about eating. It only has 3 or 4 ingredients, plus water, so I could calculate the nutrition profile for the rehab center dieticians, who are already familiar with Jello and cottage cheese.

People seem to like it with sour cream on top. Not keto, but contains more protein than most desserts and it is gluten-free. It might keep your diabetic Aunt Meg from pigging out on the triple fudge cake.

Enjoy. KT


Lotsa Cottage Cheese and Pineapple Green Jello Salad
Below, directions using sugar-free Jello, but you can use either kind.

1 package each (2 cup size) lemon and lime Jello sugar-free gelatin
OR 1 package (4 cup size) lime Jello sugar-free gelatin
1/2 cup cold water
20-oz. can good quality crushed pineapple in juice
Juice drained from pineapple plus water to make 1 cup
1/2 cup cold water (may include 2 or 3 ice cubes and/or 1 or 2 tablespoons lemon juice)
Two 16 oz. cartons cottage cheese, regular or low-fat

Directions:
Drain pineapple well in a sieve or colander, reserving juice. Chill pineapple while preparing the Jello mixture.
Also chill the dish(es) in which you will chill the salad. A standard 2-quart 8 x 8 baking dish will be filled to the top. A 9 x 13-inch dish produces a rather flat salad. This recipe is easy to double, so you could make a 9 x 13 dish to take to a buffet and an 8 x 8 dish for home, or a 10 x 15 dish for the buffet and individual dishes for home.

- Sprinkle sugar-free Jello powder slowly and evenly over 1/2 cup cold water in a 3-quart stainless steel bowl, tilt bowl to wet any dry powder near the edges of the water. Allow it to soften for at least 5 minutes. (I like to soften sugar-free Jello in cold water before dissolving because the sweetener in it, Aspartame, is degraded by heat.)

- While the gelatin softens, add water to pineapple juice to make 1 cup. Bring juice and water to boil, pour over softened gelatin and stir to dissolve completely. Add 1/2 cup cold water (or water and ice to speed cooling).

Note: If you use Jello with sugar, you may need to use all hot liquid to completely dissolve the gelatin.

Place the bottom of the stainless-steel bowl with dissolved gelatin in a pan of cold water to cool.

- Meanwhile, process 1 pound (one pint, 2 cups) of cold cottage cheese in a food processor or blender until smooth on the tongue. Have the cold processed cottage cheese ready to add quickly to the thickened gelatin.

- Cool gelatin to about room temperature over cold water, stirring occasionally. Add some ice to the cold water in the pan under the bowl, stirring the gelatin slowly but constantly with a wire whisk after adding ice to the pan below. It should not take long to thicken. Gelatin should be just a little thicker than egg white.

Do not allow it to gel completely. (If it thickens too much, put it over warm water and whisk with a wire whisk, then place over cold water again and stir for a few minutes to get the right consistency.) Gelatin a little thicker than egg white will produce a uniform, fluffy product.

- Immediately whisk the cold processed cottage cheese into the thickened gelatin until well-blended. Quickly fold in cold, drained pineapple and the remaining pint of cold cottage cheese (not processed). Pour into your serving dish(es).

Cover and chill until firm. Keep refrigerated. Can be made the day before serving. "Frost" the top with sour cream or garnish individual servings as desired as a dessert or salad. Or serve it as an accompaniment to Waldorf salad.

(Update from KT: I took out the duplicate recipe that I sent to Mis. Hum. It's the same recipe, just formatted differently.

The corporate food recipe above is really better with both lemon and lime Jello.)

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But why Mis. Hum? ...........Because.



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Stupidity should hurt. So should winning a Genius Award Winner.

CAMPBELL, Calif. - A 25-year-old Campbell man was arrested on two counts of elder abuse for incidents that happened this month, police say.

On May 4, Nicholas Hosteter allegedly punched a man in the stomach on San Tomas Aquino Road. He quickly took off, but then paused for a casual photo taken by his victim. In the photo, he's seen wearing headphones and a blue sweater. He continued to run away, leading Campbell police to put out an alert where they sought his identity

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Notice: Posted with permission by the Ace Media Empire & AceCorp, LLC. White will be acceptable office wear beginning soon. Until then, hold off. Memorial Day Weekend, no shirts, no pants, no socks, no lingerie, no problem.

Posted by: Misanthropic Humanitarian at 10:00 PM




Comments

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1 Some People did some things,
and yes, mistakes were made,
but what difference, at this point, does it make?
Isn’t it really time to move on!

~ Corrupt Democrats go to line!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2024 10:00 PM (hOUT3)

2
Yo.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 26, 2024 10:00 PM (DTX3h)

3 Bam! top 5?

Posted by: Admiral Spinebender at May 26, 2024 10:00 PM (hftn9)

4 tonight

Posted by: Ciampino - A Rock legend at May 26, 2024 10:01 PM (qfLjt)

5 Tonight's ONT has been brought to you by Too Much Everything.

Seems like it would chafe.

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2024 10:01 PM (DgGvY)

6 Good evening horde. Thanks for the top photo MisHum. Was good to see it in person on Saturday.

Posted by: TRex at May 26, 2024 10:02 PM (IQ6Gq)

7 Ruh roh. Someone broke the italics.

Posted by: GWB at May 26, 2024 10:03 PM (AWrpC)

8 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2024 10:05 PM (WzJ8a)

9 Genius Award Winner needs to run crawl a gauntlet, of old guys armed with canes.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 10:05 PM (nK4uM)

10 Comrad, the barrel is waiting.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2024 10:05 PM (u82oZ)

11 Well, I'm here. For now.

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2024 10:05 PM (0eaVi)

12 Evenin’, All. Hopefully, I won’t fall asleep right after my initial post, as I often do.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 26, 2024 10:06 PM (v6JzV)

13 Alberta Oil Peon

Sword canes.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2024 10:06 PM (u82oZ)

14 They're fixed now.

Posted by: GWB at May 26, 2024 10:07 PM (AWrpC)

15 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 10:07 PM (WXNFJ)

16 Doing some property maintenance this weekend, touching up some of the out buildings, when the hell did exterior paint become 75 dollars a gallon?

Holy schnikes!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2024 10:07 PM (XV/Pl)

17 Errr, nope. Not on the home page.

Posted by: GWB at May 26, 2024 10:08 PM (AWrpC)

18 Inoculating a population with uncritical self-esteem is a sure path to destructive narcissism.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2024 10:08 PM (WzJ8a)

19 Thank you, Misanthropic Humanitarian.

Another in a series of great ONT. Love the top picture.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2024 10:08 PM (u82oZ)

20 Evening all, hope you are all having a fabulous Memorial Weekend and MisHum, hope the rehab is going well!

Posted by: Some Rat at May 26, 2024 10:08 PM (vJiyU)

21 Yay, World Redhead Day ONT!

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 26, 2024 10:08 PM (dZVON)

22 7 Ruh roh. Someone broke the italics.
Posted by: GWB at May 26, 2024 10:03 PM (AWrpC)
14 They're fixed now.
Posted by: GWB at May 26, 2024 10:07 PM (AWrpC)


I swear it warn't me!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2024 10:09 PM (hOUT3)

23 Hey, Tonypete! Shto novovo (what’s new)?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 26, 2024 10:09 PM (v6JzV)

24 Everything Condom

You'd think the salt and seeds might be a little rough on the ol' hooha.

Like that 'Doctor Photograph' at the bottom of the picture. Words that form a meme lawsuit antibiotic.

Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2024 10:09 PM (emlEe)

25 Man bites dog story about the sucker punch guy. He's white.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 10:10 PM (450a+)

26 I could never consider leaving this island, except for when I get thrown beneath beneath a subway car by some hophead, as nature intended.

Where else could I buy a bagel flavored condom at 2am? Maybe Chicago. But that's MAGA country. No thanks.

Posted by: NYer at May 26, 2024 10:10 PM (0FoWg)

27 Condoms

Just think if Gaylord's father had worn a condom

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2024 10:10 PM (WzJ8a)

28 Thanks for the girthy ONT, Mis Hum!

Love the photo up top. Respectful.

Everything bagel condoms? Srsly?

Posted by: Legally Sufficient at May 26, 2024 10:11 PM (U3L4U)

29 Just think if Gaylord's father had worn a condom
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2024 10:10 PM (WzJ8a)

The Frank Marshall Davis special?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 10:11 PM (nK4uM)

30 Yay, World Redhead Day ONT!
Posted by: Blanco Basura

Little known fact: Redheads require approximately 20% more anesthesia than others to be effective.



This explains a number of my injuries.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 10:12 PM (WXNFJ)

31 Evenin'
(sips beer, listens to 'I Glue my balls to my Butthole').

Yep, this is why I come here. The deep intellectual thoughts of some of the smartest morons on the web.

And dirty songs done in early 60s pop/soul style.

(sips beer)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:12 PM (sAmhv)

32 Excellent Memorial Day picture at the top.

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2024 10:12 PM (DgGvY)

33 24 The “Doctor’s Photograph” was a phony, staged picture of the Loch Ness Monster.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 26, 2024 10:13 PM (v6JzV)

34 Just think if Gaylord's father had worn a condom
Posted by: Anna Puma


The reason Democrats are in favor of unfettered abortion is because all their acquaintances are Democrats.

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2024 10:13 PM (DgGvY)

35 American advertising. Tis a silly place.

I did like the Clydesdale commercial of two puppies, one to a fire house, and the other on a beer wagon. And the car commercial with a older women and dementia at Christmas.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2024 10:13 PM (u82oZ)

36 Hey B! Nothing much - sameo, sameo. All's well.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 10:13 PM (WXNFJ)

37 Basically, they are going to do away with cbd and all hemp derivatives because it cuts into big pharmas bottom line.

Fentynal can poor over the boarder and kill untold 1k's of people, congress don't give a shit but people doing a little pain and mood management, gotta end that shit toot sweet.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2024 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)

38
So every week I say little to nothing on the Food Thread because I don't purpose to be a cook and I say little to nothing on the Gun Thread because I don't own a firearm and by the time the ONT rolls around I've forgotten anything I had to say.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 10:14 PM (MoZTd)

39 36 Good to hear, Tonypete.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 26, 2024 10:15 PM (v6JzV)

40 Everything Condom

You'd think the salt and seeds might be a little rough on the ol' hooha.
Posted by: RickZ

To say nothing of the jalapeno one.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 10:15 PM (WXNFJ)

41 Whoa! Dylan, Petty, and CB and the Magic Band. How wonderful and inspiring!

Posted by: Aurally Enriched at May 26, 2024 10:15 PM (V5BDR)

42 MH, if no one has mentioned it, the whole main site after your post is in italics

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:16 PM (D7oie)

43 Tomorrow always brings back great memories of hanging with my father all day while he did all the Memorial Day honor/remembrance activities as Commander of the local VFW Post.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 10:16 PM (450a+)

44 Hadrian the Seventh

Is Her Majesty recovered? She went through the wringer with that operation and aftermath.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2024 10:16 PM (u82oZ)

45
Cubs pitcher is Javier Assad. I don't even want to work that one out.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 10:17 PM (MoZTd)

46 Basically, they are going to do away with cbd and all hemp derivatives because it cuts into big pharmas bottom line.

Fentynal can poor over the boarder and kill untold 1k's of people, congress don't give a shit but people doing a little pain and mood management, gotta end that shit toot sweet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2024 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)

I've known several non-dopers who tried CBD and other pot derivatives for various ailments, and had zero success.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 10:17 PM (nK4uM)

47
Is Her Majesty recovered? She went through the wringer with that operation and aftermath.
Posted by: NaCly Dog

___________

Headed off with Miss Diana to Pasco, WA tomorrow morning.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 10:18 PM (MoZTd)

48 Hadrian the Seventh

Glad you get to take a break.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2024 10:18 PM (u82oZ)

49 The “Doctor’s Photograph” was a phony, staged picture of the Loch Ness Monster.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 26, 2024 10:13 PM (v6JzV)[/i\

IIRC it was called "the surgeon's photo"

It also tended to smell like lox, I would guess.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM (D7oie)

50 Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2024 10:14 PM (XV/Pl)

War in Drugs is bad until it's not bad .

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM (450a+)

51 So every week I say little to nothing on the Food Thread because I don't purpose to be a cook and I say little to nothing on the Gun Thread because I don't own a firearm and by the time the ONT rolls around I've forgotten anything I had to say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 26, 2024 10:14 PM (MoZTd)


Write Post-It notes and put them all over your computer screen to remind yourself that you have something to say.

Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM (emlEe)

52 Slowly catching up with all the racing today. Watching the Monaco GP right now, Indy 500 (which actually ran. Weather looked iffy) is up next, then the Coca Cola 600. Recorded it all. That, plus AoS, should hold my interest for the rest of the night!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM (sAmhv)

53 Eh, American advertisers used to be the best propagandists in history. They could sell anyone anything. But now? It's all just gay. Literally.

"Want a cookie? Or a new remote control? Or a car loan? Well, buy it from us, and then stick it flat up your ass. We did, and we loved it. You will too! #BuyStuff #ProudTogether"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM (0FoWg)

54 @46

>>I've known several non-dopers who tried CBD and other pot derivatives for various ailments, and had zero success.

Personally, I don't use any of that stuff, but that's not the point, there are bigger fish to fry than regulating hemp derivatives, once again congress concentrating on all the wrong things.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM (XV/Pl)

55 Have a great night, everyone.

May you all be blessed with bliss.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 26, 2024 10:20 PM (u82oZ)

56 The fentynal gang doesn't like competition either.

Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2024 10:20 PM (SYTee)

57 I'll bet that Brandy Old Fashioned Cheesecake would be good made with rum. Mmm. Rum.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 10:22 PM (0Htd1)

58 BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM!

Oh wait.

Hi MisHum! Nice thread you got going here!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 26, 2024 10:22 PM (C3pSe)

59 43 Tomorrow always brings back great memories of hanging with my father all day while he did all the Memorial Day honor/remembrance activities as Commander of the local VFW Post.
Posted by: polynikes



That actually sound rather lovely. Paints a nice picture.

I recall being over at my grandparents as a kid and watching the Indy 500 with them. Well, my grandfather and Uncle. The rest weren't into racing.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:22 PM (sAmhv)

60 Speaking of stupidity...today I encountered a driver going the wrong way (clockwise) in a small traffic circle near my home. Female, swarthy, clueless...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 26, 2024 10:22 PM (XMwZJ)

61 52 Slowly catching up with all the racing today. Watching the Monaco GP right now,

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM
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What's your take on Perez/Magnussen? Mags stuff his car into a space less than a car wide or Perez pinch to the right?

Posted by: TRex at May 26, 2024 10:22 PM (IQ6Gq)

62 56 The fentynal gang doesn't like competition either.
Posted by: davidt at May 26, 2024 10:20 PM (SYTee)


Cartels have easy and unlimited access to offshore accounts to facilitate the smooth flow of graft to all the "right" people, good marketing helps!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2024 10:23 PM (hOUT3)

63 The proof that the 2020 election was stolen, but you may go to to prison for objecting to their criminal theft.

https://tinyurl.com/jwh5tw3t

Posted by: illiniwek at May 26, 2024 10:23 PM (Cus5s)

64 Keith Richards stopped doing heroin in 1978. There ought to be plenty to go around.

Posted by: Supply Chain Woes at May 26, 2024 10:24 PM (V5BDR)

65 Trump and RFK Jr spoke at the Libertarian conventions yesterday, I saw both on Rumble today.
Trump knew he was going into a tough room, stayed on message and gave both some serious concessions and some serious burns, while the LP delegates were incredibly worked up with both serious boos and serious cheers

RFK Jr gave an academic lecture on the constitution, vague promises, and got golf-claps for the most part.

I figure Trump is going to peel off more LP and LP adjacent voters than JFK Jr will, but RFK Jr is going to get the intellectual core people,

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:25 PM (D7oie)

66 Love the photo up to, MisHum. Thank you. I hope your recovery is going well.

Quick reminder to all - registration for this year's NoVaMoMe ends at midnight tonight! (EDT) Don't miss out!

Posted by: bluebell - registration ends tonight! at May 26, 2024 10:25 PM (bS+DD)

67 Posted by: illiniwek at May 26, 2024 10:23 PM (Cus5s)

Preserving A Precious Democracy is not for the faint of heart or the honest citizen, but someone's got to do it!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2024 10:26 PM (hOUT3)

68 My daughter has epileptic seizures from being born very premature. We have been using Hailey’s hope CBD oil for over 7 years. It hasn’t cured the seizures, but it reduced the number of them by at least half.

Posted by: Van Down By the River at May 26, 2024 10:26 PM (szJaL)

69 Speaking of stupidity...today I encountered a driver going the wrong way (clockwise) in a small traffic circle near my home. Female, swarthy, clueless...
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 26, 2024 10:22 PM (XMwZJ)

Yakking on the phone no doubt.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:27 PM (2QA3G)

70 61 52 Slowly catching up with all the racing today. Watching the Monaco GP right now,

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:19 PM
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What's your take on Perez/Magnussen? Mags stuff his car into a space less than a car wide or Perez pinch to the right?
Posted by: TRex



Monaco is a special case. Its like racing on one-way streets. Mags should have been more patient. It was early in the race. As it is, it's nearly impossible to pass in Monaco. The race is won during qualifying.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:27 PM (sAmhv)

71 RFK Jr is going to get the intellectual core people,
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:25 PM (

None of those have any concern with brain worms?

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 10:27 PM (450a+)

72 Keith Richards stopped doing heroin in 1978. There ought to be plenty to go around.
Posted by: Supply Chain Woes

Making the rounds on Instagram at church this morning:

The hand of God reaching down delivering Eve to Adam in the Garden of Eden. "Adam, this is Eve. Love her and care for her forever."

Adam - "Okay, thanks! Who's that? (pointing to Keith Richards)"

God - "Oh, that's Keith. He was here when I got here."

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 10:28 PM (WXNFJ)

73 For this weekend.

Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

Sleep in peace. For my brothers and I shall be guardians over you.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:30 PM (L14eD)

74 80 years since D-Day this June 6th.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:31 PM (2QA3G)

75 70 Monaco is a special case. Its like racing on one-way streets. Mags should have been more patient. It was early in the race. As it is, it's nearly impossible to pass in Monaco. The race is won during qualifying.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:27 PM (sAmhv)
***
Agree. Some of the clips of the vintage cars last weekend at Monaco were great. Sliding sideways kind of stuff.

You a N24 fan? Looking forward to that next weekend. Bummed not to be there in person. We were regulars for several years before Covid.

Posted by: TRex at May 26, 2024 10:31 PM (IQ6Gq)

76 In re Nessie and the Surgeon's Photo above (the latter was allegedly created by gluing a cardboard cut out of a plesiosaur to a toy submarine and shot using forced perspective), Werner Herzog did a hilarious film called "Incident at Loch Ness" that is worth checking out.

It's actually also worth checking out because Werner Herzog and comedy are not a combination ever, except in this one instance. If you've seen Fitzcarraldo or Aguirre, The Wrath of God, you know what I mean about his typical output. Grim Teutonic man who makes grim Teutonic movies.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 10:32 PM (u/Zei)

77 Via a link from Insty, but very appropriate for this day, and really any day the US of A still exists!

https://shorturl.at/ai3y1

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2024 10:32 PM (hOUT3)

78 Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

Sleep in peace. For my brothers and I shall be guardians over you.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:30 PM (L14eD)

You reminded me of a song everyone makes fun of but always chokes me up.

Billy Don't Be A Hero.

The verse that does it:

The soldier blues were trapped on a hillside
The battle raging all around
The sergeant cried, "We've got to hang on, boys!
We've got to hold this piece of ground"
I need a volunteer to ride up
And bring us back some extra men
And Billy's hand was up in a moment
Forgetting all the words she said

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 10:32 PM (450a+)

79 "Preserving A Precious Democracy is not for the faint of heart or the honest citizen, but someone's got to do it!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

yeah, well maybe it IS for the honest citizen, but it has become difficult for them to perceive the good from evil. Maybe "tribalism" demands we call a Few Good Men from the masses?

Posted by: illiniwek at May 26, 2024 10:32 PM (Cus5s)

80 A large number of the LP's voters exist because they despise Republicans, but can't stomach voting for hardline Communists. IOW, left-leaning moderates, and virtue signalers. I figure they'll break for RFK before Trump, if they don't stand their ground and vote for whichever nerd they happen to back in the primary.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:33 PM (0FoWg)

81 LeClerc wins the Monaco GP. He won qualifying, so he won the race. Beautiful day in Monte Carlo. Lots of babes the Sky Sports camera made sure to find (surprised the Fem-bot prudes at ESPN allowed that). Now, The Indianapolis 500. A, uh, slightly different crowd. My kind of crowd!

'murica!!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:34 PM (sAmhv)

82 None of those have any concern with brain worms?
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 10:27 PM (450a+)


There are out loud and proud yahoos in the LP, but there are also those LP equivalent to the Trotskyites who sat around and argued over doctrine in the sixties.
These are the ones that are concerned, deeply concerned about homesteading rights as they apply to outer-space, and have serious opinions about other meaningful things they have no ability to effect beyond writing a white paper.

The Adults in the room. Of course they are more likely to vote for Michael Rechtenwald

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:34 PM (D7oie)

83 I have to admit, I'm addicted to Beef Fizz.

Posted by: Pasiphae at May 26, 2024 10:35 PM (bo7UB)

84 I figure they'll break for RFK before Trump, if they don't stand their ground and vote for whichever nerd they happen to back in the primary.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:33 PM (0FoWg)

Or else simply get stoned and miss it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 10:35 PM (nK4uM)

85 Most libertarians are unserious assclowns.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:36 PM (2QA3G)

86 RFK Jr is going to get the intellectual core people,
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:25 PM (

None of those have any concern with brain worms?
Posted by: polynikes

You assume that that group has not already been infected. Granted, in a few, the worms might starve.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2024 10:37 PM (VNX3d)

87 79 "Preserving A Precious Democracy is not for the faint of heart or the honest citizen, but someone's got to do it!"
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar
-
yeah, well maybe it IS for the honest citizen, but it has become difficult for them to perceive the good from evil. Maybe "tribalism" demands we call a Few Good Men from the masses?
Posted by: illiniwek


There was an inherent sarcasm there (perhaps should have said "This" Precious Democracy), but your point is a valid and serious one. It will take many an honest citizen to rise up and challenge the corrupt entrenched elites!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2024 10:38 PM (hOUT3)

88 Most libertarians are unserious assclowns

=====

We were gonna be unserious assclowns but then we got high

Posted by: Libertarians at May 26, 2024 10:38 PM (8AONa)

89 75: You a N24 fan?


Nurburgring 24? I'm a huge fan boy of sportscar endurance racing. LeMans is my favorite race! I'll be out of town for a couple of weeks so I'll miss watching the N24 live. I'll catch it on YTube.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:39 PM (sAmhv)

90 Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:27 PM (2QA3G)
No, not on the phone. Just good old-fashioned, no excuses, stupidity.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 26, 2024 10:40 PM (XMwZJ)

91 It's actually also worth checking out because Werner Herzog and comedy are not a combination ever, except in this one instance. If you've seen Fitzcarraldo or Aguirre, The Wrath of God, you know what I mean about his typical output. Grim Teutonic man who makes grim Teutonic movies.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 10:32 PM (u/Zei)




Werner Herzog's Yelp Review for Trader Joe's on Hyperion (comedy bit by Paul Tompkins)

“It’s a grotesque parody of the Bazaar at Marekesh. As if dumb animals had been granted only the amount of sentience required to mock humanity.”

https://tinyurl.com/2w8csnk4

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:41 PM (D7oie)

92 I have to admit, I'm addicted to Beef Fizz.
Posted by: Pasiphae at May 26, 2024 10:35 PM (bo7UB)

Bully for you!

Posted by: OrangeEnt at May 26, 2024 10:41 PM (0eaVi)

93 But in the end, it doesn't make a bit of difference. The LP never had a great brand to begin with, and they ruined whatever goodwill they did have during the Obama years. That Party is a spent force, such as it ever was one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:41 PM (0FoWg)

94 Repost from earlier: Iron Butterfly founding member and lead singer Doug Ingle dies at 78

https://mol.im/a/13460929

RIP Doug, hope you made it to In-A-Gada-Da-Vida.

Posted by: Ciampino - A Rock legend RIP at May 26, 2024 10:42 PM (qfLjt)

95 I'm totally OT here.
I'm in Texas and just played the best round of golf in my life today. The old geezers will never believe it.
Sigh.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:42 PM (L14eD)

96 As a preteen/teen in the mid-60s to early 70s in the upper Plains States I was served so many Jell-O mold desserts and salads I can't remember them all. I don't remember gagging on any. They were a novelty food item at that time in that place. My parents, aunts, grandparents, and great-aunts and I didn't know any better. If a concoction was in a new cookbook, in a TV or magazine ad, or on the back of a Jell-O box, we expected it was good stuff! Not to mention Jell-O was cheap and a way to economically fill the bellies of kids and everyone else.

The one Jell-O mold thing I had the most as I recall was a can of fruit cocktail suspended in every available Jell-O flavor. I became very tired of that one.

Posted by: Gref at May 26, 2024 10:43 PM (5fDan)

97 38
So every week I say little to nothing on the Food Thread because I don't purpose to be a cook and I say little to nothing on the Gun Thread because I don't own a firearm and by the time the ONT rolls around I've forgotten anything I had to say.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
--------------------------------

You'll think of something. Keep a notepad open on the side and write it down as soon as you think of it then copy the part on the screen that prompted it. That way you don't forget part two.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 10:43 PM (Wql2z)

98 89 Nurburgring 24? I'm a huge fan boy of sportscar endurance racing. LeMans is my favorite race!

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 10:39 PM (sAmhv)
***
Yep, Nurburgring. We've done both. Appreciate LeMans, but love Nurburgring. If you've never been, add the N24 to your list. I'm good with most racing, but endurance racing is the best.

Posted by: TRex at May 26, 2024 10:44 PM (IQ6Gq)

99 "It will take many an honest citizen to rise up and challenge the corrupt entrenched elites!" Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar

yes, it will not rest on some SuperoHero ... it will be the commoner individuals, by the millions. But maybe some of those will be of those (still patriotic) fortunate billionaire class, idk.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 26, 2024 10:44 PM (Cus5s)

100 But in the end, it doesn't make a bit of difference. The LP never had a great brand to begin with, and they ruined whatever goodwill they did have during the Obama years. That Party is a spent force, such as it ever was one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:41 PM (0FoWg)


Trumps big burn was when he said, Only vote for me if you want to win, otherwise be content with your 3%

Honestly, it is worth watching, he knew he had as tough an audience as any SOTU or unhappy work site.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:45 PM (D7oie)

101 I've known several non-dopers who tried CBD and other pot derivatives for various ailments, and had zero success.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Back in my college days, I never felt much effect from weed. So, now that it's legal, I have no interest whatever.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 10:45 PM (0Htd1)

102 I know it's accepted dogma on the HQ that libertarians are feckless pot heads. But for a more accurate look at libertarianism, see What It Means to Be a Libertarian by Charles Murray.

https://tinyurl.com/3djj755x

Posted by: chris+opher at May 26, 2024 10:45 PM (dSco/)

103 H7 - buy a gun, shoot a hobo, and fricassee him over a barrel fire.

Then you'll have material for all three threads.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:46 PM (0FoWg)

104 Nurburgring

Batter bier!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:46 PM (L14eD)

105 I'm totally OT here.
I'm in Texas and just played the best round of golf in my life today. The old geezers will never believe it.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes

Where did you play?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:46 PM (2QA3G)

106 That Party is a spent force, such as it ever was one.

The Libertarian Party stands for legal drugs.

That's it - legal drugs.

It's all we care about.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 26, 2024 10:47 PM (uxCna)

107 Write Post-It notes and put them all over your computer screen to remind yourself that you have something to say.
Posted by: RickZ


There's an app for that. Sticky Notes

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)

108 Lotsa Cottage Cheese and Pineapple Green Jello Salad



Instead, I fried some ersters.

Does this make me a Bad Person?

Posted by: Miklos, like The Donald, is prepared to be judged at May 26, 2024 10:47 PM (wWqRd)

109 Then I heard the voice of the Lord saying, “Whom shall I send? And who will go for us?” And I said, “Here am I. Send me!”

Posted by: Diogenes

Huge fan of Isaiah 6:8. Years ago my Pop gave me a picture of John Olson's photo taken in Hue in '68 with that passage beneath it.

https://shorturl.at/LhXiu

I had it at my desk my entire career.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 10:48 PM (WXNFJ)

110 Fourteen people are killed as tornadoes and storms rip through Texas, Arkansas and Oklahoma

https://mol.im/a/13461389

The sirens went off here but probably only for thunderstorms and wind. I don't really know what the sirens mean.

Posted by: Ciampino - Need siren class at May 26, 2024 10:48 PM (qfLjt)

111 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 26, 2024 10:48 PM (uxCna)

112 I'm totally OT here.
I'm in Texas and just played the best round of golf in my life today. The old geezers will never believe it.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes


How many Buccee's branded items did you purchase? How many more will you buy?

Posted by: Gref at May 26, 2024 10:48 PM (5fDan)

113 One thing about summertime jello dishes, they are cool.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 10:48 PM (Wql2z)

114 Werner Herzog's Yelp Review for Trader Joe's on Hyperion (comedy bit by Paul Tompkins)

“It’s a grotesque parody of the Bazaar at Marekesh. As if dumb animals had been granted only the amount of sentience required to mock humanity.”

https://tinyurl.com/2w8csnk4
Posted by: Kindltot

Brilliant, Kindltot, and spot-on!

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 10:49 PM (u/Zei)

115 Or else simply get stoned and miss it.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

I was gonna vote, but I got high

Posted by: Rastamiklosfarian at May 26, 2024 10:49 PM (wWqRd)

116 I don't have any issue with libertarians as such. I agree with a quite a bit of their wacky dogma. Their political Party is a total joke, though. "Unserious" only begins to describe that dog and pony show.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:49 PM (0FoWg)

117 Write Post-It notes and put them all over your computer screen to remind yourself that you have something to say.
Posted by: RickZ
-----

There's an app for that. Sticky Notes
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)


Post-It notes can't be hacked.

Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2024 10:50 PM (emlEe)

118 I'm in Texas and just played the best round of golf in my life today. The old geezers will never believe it.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes

Where did you play?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

That hole with the windmill turning was a killer!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 10:50 PM (WXNFJ)

119 I'm in Texas and just played the best round of golf in my life today. The old geezers will never believe it.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes


it is hard to belive that somebody has been playing so badly for so long

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 10:50 PM (sc9iG)

120 One thing about summertime jello dishes, they are cool.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 10:48 PM (Wql2z)

Pretzel salad is one of my favorite deserts.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:50 PM (2QA3G)

121 Where did you play?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:46 PM (2QA3G)

Barton Creek in Austin. Shot an 84.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (L14eD)

122 I know it's accepted dogma on the HQ that libertarians are feckless pot heads.

======

We were gonna be feckless but then we got high

Posted by: Libertarians at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (8AONa)

123 That "balls to butthole" song is almost Zappaesque, a la "Why does it hurt when I Pee?".

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (FkUwd)

124 But in the end, it doesn't make a bit of difference. The LP never had a great brand to begin with, and they ruined whatever goodwill they did have during the Obama years. That Party is a spent force, such as it ever was one.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:41 PM (0FoWg)


Not really, they had a bunch of nobodies before Obama, and they had the radical democrats who wanted their own skinsuit running it during and after Obama. I am waiting to see what happens with the new management, though some of those are splintering over Israel.

I swear to God the Mises Institute people are starting to cancel their own people who disagree with them over Israel, and their arguments sound like the arguments of why it was OK to cancel and divest from South Africa, which seemed to boil down to "they are white, so they should know better than to have done what they have done"

And that has worked out so well

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (D7oie)

125 https://tinyurl.com/2w8csnk4
Posted by: Kindltot

Now ve dance

Posted by: Dieter-Miklos with pettable monkey at May 26, 2024 10:52 PM (wWqRd)

126 How many Buccee's branded items did you purchase? How many more will you buy?
Posted by: Gref at May 26, 2024 10:48 PM (5fDan)


Bought the fudge and a hat.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:53 PM (L14eD)

127 Barton Creek in Austin. Shot an 84.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (L14eD)

Very nice.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:53 PM (2QA3G)

128 There's an app for that. Sticky Notes
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)

Post-It notes can't be hacked.
Posted by: RickZ

If you write in cursive, there are a lot of people who couldn't read what you've written.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2024 10:53 PM (VNX3d)

129 Libertarians have the exact same defect that commies do, being opposite sides of the same coin.

Libertarians believe that Man is "perfectible" if only govt. would leave him alone and let him deal with his neighbors as an unfettered, Free Man.

Commies believe that Man is "perfectible", if only govt. gets involved and controls every aspect of the man's life, from birth, education, employment, reading, thought, word and deed.

Where are they both wrong?

That Man is in any way "perfectible", other than Salvation though renewal in Christ.

Libertarians' religion is Humanism. Commies' religion is Atheism. Both, of course, are, and shall forever remain, incorrect.

Our Founding Fathers, even the not particularly "religious" ones, understood this, and leaned heavily ON religion, specifically Christianity with it'd Jewish roots and precepts, in their understanding of Man, his frailties and vanities and weaknesses, and designed the most perfect system of checks and balances to protect We the People from Them the Government, ever set down on parchment.

They only want us to think that they're the majority. They're not, they're wrong, and they lie.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2024 10:53 PM (e6UQI)

130 A solemn remembrance for my late father and to all of those buddies he served with who never came back. Well done. Rest in peace.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (mH6SG)

131 I don't have any issue with libertarians as such. I agree with a quite a bit of their wacky dogma. Their political Party is a total joke, though. "Unserious" only begins to describe that dog and pony show.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:49 PM (0FoWg)


Right. The adults are meeting in Chicago this year.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie)

132 Barton Creek in Austin. Shot an 84.

Posted by: Diogenes

84 year olds move kinda slow.

Posted by: Miklos calls that cheating at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (wWqRd)

133 Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX



thanks for the doughnut rec,did not realize every store mad the doughnuts in store.

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (sc9iG)

134 Harry Browne was one of the only libertarians I could enjoy listening to. When he passed, the dopers and anarchists took over and they went from a 5% party to a 2% party. Not Serious.

Posted by: National Liberty Alliance at May 26, 2024 10:55 PM (V5BDR)

135 Post-It notes can't be hacked.
Posted by: RickZ

If you write in cursive, there are a lot of people who couldn't read what you've written.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


If I print, a lot of people can't read what I've written.

Often, myself included.

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2024 10:55 PM (DgGvY)

136 124
I swear to God the Mises Institute people are starting to cancel their own people who disagree with them over Israel, and their arguments sound like the arguments of why it was OK to cancel and divest from South Africa, which seemed to boil down to "they are white, so they should know better than to have done what they have done"

And that has worked out so well

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (D7oie)
----
That bit about thw RSA is so spot on. Thanks.

Posted by: Ciampino - fertilizer at May 26, 2024 10:55 PM (qfLjt)

137 A solemn remembrance for my late father and to all of those buddies he served with who never came back. Well done. Rest in peace.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (mH6SG)

Absolutely.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:56 PM (2QA3G)

138 Post-It notes can't be hacked.
Posted by: RickZ

If you write in cursive, there are a lot of people who couldn't read what you've written.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

If I print, a lot of people can't read what I've written.

Often, myself included.
Posted by: mikeski

Good. I'm not the only one!

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2024 10:57 PM (VNX3d)

139 A solemn remembrance for my late father and to all of those buddies he served with who never came back. Well done. Rest in peace.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (mH6SG)

This is a beautiful weekend and I'm surrounded by family and friends. But as a veteran of three wars, it is a most humble time. May God bless those who gave all and their families.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:58 PM (L14eD)

140 I swear to God the Mises Institute people are starting to cancel their own people who disagree with them over Israel, and their arguments sound like the arguments of why it was OK to cancel and divest from South Africa, which seemed to boil down to "they are white, so they should know better than to have done what they have done"

-----

The Mises caucus is the more rational, serious component of that organization. If Dave Smith is the "voice of reason" in a given organization, it's not viable.

Libertarians can figure out any number of ways forward, but their current Party ain't it.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:58 PM (0FoWg)

141 I love Werner Herzogs review, been playing that for everyone. “madness rules!”

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 10:58 PM (q3gwH)

142 This is a beautiful weekend and I'm surrounded by family and friends. But as a veteran of three wars, it is a most humble time. May God bless those who gave all and their families.

Amen, brother.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 26, 2024 10:59 PM (mH6SG)

143 If you write in cursive, there are a lot of people who couldn't read what you've written.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

If I print, a lot of people can't read what I've written.

Often, myself included.
Posted by: mikeski

Good. I'm not the only one!
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

"Take the Money and Run" leaps to mind.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 26, 2024 10:59 PM (vJiyU)

144 Where did you play?
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 10:46 PM (2QA3G)

Barton Creek in Austin. Shot an 84.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (L14eD

Damn you played one of the top country club courses in Texas.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:00 PM (450a+)

145 Barton Creek in Austin. Shot an 84.

Posted by: Diogenes

84 year olds move kinda slow.
Posted by: Miklos calls that cheating at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (wWqRd)


Miklos, this bastard was running downhill.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 11:00 PM (L14eD)

146 Right. The adults are meeting in Chicago this year.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 10:54 PM (D7oie)

Yes.

For all their manifold faults, the Democrats are deadly serious. That's why they run this country with an iron fist.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 11:00 PM (0FoWg)

147 somebody sent this the other day, now I have to wonder if its funny or he's hinting


https://www.youtube.com/shorts/zPF3FtMbuZY

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:00 PM (sc9iG)

148 Jim, this is true of some LP, and also the problem with some Christians who think full adherence to scripture will solve all problems.

However, I think the term you are searching for is "spontaneous order" and there is a lot of writing about it by fairly serious people, not stupid dreamers who think the world is not filled with bears and starvation, and also don't believe that people can learn to not be people if they apply themselves.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)

149 I'm going to label this "Triggering" just in case (JIC)

RuPaul’s d*ag race featured a d*ag queen acting out undergoing Absolutely disgusting.
libsoftiktok
https://tinyurl.com/r47xv22t

Posted by: Ciampino - fertilizer ths is at May 26, 2024 11:01 PM (qfLjt)

150 112 I'm totally OT here.
I'm in Texas and just played the best round of golf in my life today. The old geezers will never believe it.
Sigh.
Posted by: Diogenes
-------------------------

How's the weather; A little warm?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 11:01 PM (Wql2z)

151 Or else simply get stoned and miss it.

"I was gonna vote for Trump but then I got high." It scans.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2024 11:01 PM (/y8xj)

152 106 The Libertarian Party stands for legal drugs.

That's it - legal drugs.

It's all we care about.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 26, 2024 10:47 PM (uxCna)


Don't forget about open borders! The LP has effectively won both planks of their platform, so what's the point of their continued existence?

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 26, 2024 11:02 PM (DTX3h)

153 How's the weather; A little warm?
Posted by: B




not for tx

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:02 PM (sc9iG)

154 Dan Goldman (Sachs) and Sheldon Whitehouse are just terrible people. Attack on Alito and the "Appeal to Heaven" Flag are-of course-a distraction from Biden's policies, and the flag has been thrown over Democrat run cities. From "Legal Insurrection":

https://tinyurl.com/mrnhbw

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:02 PM (XkYcA)

155 Damn you played one of the top country club courses in Texas.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:00 PM (450a+)


So I'm told.
Son in law is a member.
It's been a good few days.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 11:03 PM (L14eD)

156 122 I know it's accepted dogma on the HQ that libertarians are feckless pot heads.

======

We were gonna be feckless but then we got high
Posted by: Libertarians at May 26, 2024 10:51 PM (8AONa)

----------

We voted on whether we should get high but nobody showed up for the quorum.

Posted by: The Anarchists at May 26, 2024 11:04 PM (bo7UB)

157 From this morning: General Hospital star Johnny Wactor, 37, is shot and killed in Los Angeles after robbery gone wrong.

https://mol.im/a/13462311

LA like old Beirut now?

Posted by: Ciampino - slip & slide with crap & shells at May 26, 2024 11:04 PM (qfLjt)

158 Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2024 10:53 PM (e6UQI)

Very articulate post. Thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:04 PM (XkYcA)

159 The only really enthusiastic libertarians today are the 40 year old men who want to make it legal for them to screw 14 year old girls.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:04 PM (q3gwH)

160 I'm here for granddaughter's graduation but a few rounds seem ok.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 26, 2024 11:04 PM (L14eD)

161 Libertarians can figure out any number of ways forward, but their current Party ain't it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

I walked into a Libertarian event.

Saw no red Solo cups.

Not a real party.


Posted by: Miklos even brought ice at May 26, 2024 11:05 PM (wWqRd)

162 LA like old Beirut now?
Posted by: Ciampino - slip & slide with crap & shells

Some parts have been for quite awhile.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 26, 2024 11:06 PM (vJiyU)

163 I know it's accepted dogma on the HQ that libertarians are feckless pot heads.


Or peckerless fuckheads

Posted by: Miklos, Free to Choose at May 26, 2024 11:06 PM (wWqRd)

164 Dan Goldman (Sachs) and Sheldon Whitehouse are just terrible people. Attack on Alito and the "Appeal to Heaven" Flag are-of course-a distraction from Biden's policies, and the flag has been thrown over Democrat run cities. From "Legal Insurrection":

https://tinyurl.com/mrnhbw
Posted by: F



fyi, has nothing to do with goldman sachs

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:07 PM (sc9iG)

165 Great..... more thunderstorms, wind, rain. As if it hasn't sucked enough today/tonight. 75MPH wind.

Looking sketchy. 👀

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 11:07 PM (Q4IgG)

166 Passengers on Qatar Airways, rocked by turbulence as it approached Dublin Airport, say flight attendants were injured and sent into the air during scary 5 seconds, which hospitalised eight people

https://mol.im/a/13461433

Posted by: Ciampino - Not the Vomit Comet at May 26, 2024 11:08 PM (qfLjt)

167 It's been a bad spring. Much rain and many tornados.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 11:08 PM (2QA3G)

168 fyi, has nothing to do with goldman sachs
Posted by: N

Everything

All

Posted by: Goldman Sachs, Black Rock et alia at May 26, 2024 11:08 PM (wWqRd)

169 fyi, has nothing to do with goldman sachs

Well, at least one person on here has commented that he is part of that family so blame them and I have no desire to get in a back and forth on it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:09 PM (XkYcA)

170 The Mises caucus is the more rational, serious component of that organization. If Dave Smith is the "voice of reason" in a given organization, it's not viable.

Libertarians can figure out any number of ways forward, but their current Party ain't it.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 10:58 PM (0FoWg)


smith was going to be the candidate, which would have been useless since he has no organization of his own, Rechtenwald is a defrocked full professor, and the only other candidate who has any real background is one who was an economist for the Fed Gov and later a cop in Broward Co Florida and I can't remember the name, so I tend to agree with you about the party organization failures.
They are better than they were, and I would suspect the path from useless to maybe good will pass through "not good enough".

I still think Trump had a lot of balls going to talk there. He wasn't going to turn the delegates, he might peel some people off who wouldn't have heard him otherwise/

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)

171 It's been a bad spring. Much rain and many tornados.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

I blame...society

Posted by: Miklos, thinking about getting sushi and not paying at May 26, 2024 11:10 PM (wWqRd)

172 A soap opera star had to moonlight another job?

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:10 PM (SHMXB)

173 Great..... more thunderstorms, wind, rain. As if it hasn't sucked enough today/tonight. 75MPH wind.

Looking sketchy. 👀
Posted by: Martini Farmer

This is why I like where I live. Yes. the weather will mess with ya, but it rarely wants to flat out kill you.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 26, 2024 11:10 PM (vJiyU)

174 California cops threaten to kill man's dog if he does not falsely confess to killing father - who was still alive

https://mol.im/a/13461885

Posted by: Ciampino - Why not support the cops? /sarc at May 26, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)

175 The sirens went off here but probably only for thunderstorms and wind. I don't really know what the sirens mean.
Posted by: Ciampino - Need siren class


I think ours only go off for a tornado. The last time we had a tornado touch down, I slept right through it. Next morning there was pink insulation floating around the neighborhood. Turns out, two blocks from my house roofs got torn off.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 11:10 PM (0Htd1)

176 111 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!


Wait. We haven't finished celebrating George Floyd day.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 11:11 PM (0Htd1)

177 Lotta rain and thunderstorms this spring, but my lawn and bushes think it’s the garden of Eden. I’m having to mow every Saturday already.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:13 PM (q3gwH)

178
Well, at least one person on here has commented that he is part of that family so blame them and I have no desire to get in a back and forth on it.
Posted by: F



giving info so you're the smartest girl in the room

none of the founders have any interest in gs

fyi never believe everything you read here

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:13 PM (sc9iG)

179 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!

Wait. We haven't finished celebrating George Floyd day.
Posted by: nerdygirl

Snort!

Posted by: Some Rat at May 26, 2024 11:13 PM (vJiyU)

180 Good evening morons and thanks for the ont mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2024 11:14 PM (RIvkX)

181 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!

Wait. We haven't finished celebrating George Floyd day.
Posted by: nerdygirl

I thought Bidens were only celebrated during Pride Month.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2024 11:14 PM (VNX3d)

182 Lotta rain and thunderstorms this spring, but my lawn and bushes think it’s the garden of Eden. I’m having to mow every Saturday already.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:13 PM (q3gwH)

I'm mowing every 5 days.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 11:14 PM (2QA3G)

183 Dan Goldman is a Levi Strauss heir.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:14 PM (SHMXB)

184 More luxurious transport by Eli Kopter. LOL on and on.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 26, 2024 11:14 PM (as3uC)

185 National Park Superintendent sparks fury as she orders construction crew to stop flying the American flag because it 'distracts from the experience'

https://mol.im/a/13461555

Posted by: Ciampino - What experience? at May 26, 2024 11:14 PM (qfLjt)

186 There's an app for that. Sticky Notes
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 10:47 PM (0Htd1)

Post-It notes can't be hacked.
Posted by: RickZ


Wait. You mean someone might hack my Sticky Notes to do list? OMG. Maybe they'll come over here and actually do the stuff that's been on my to do list for a year and a half.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 11:15 PM (0Htd1)

187 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!

Wait. We haven't finished celebrating George Floyd day.
Posted by: nerdygirl

So soon after Gay African-American History Month?!?!

Posted by: Miklos, and the World Wonders at May 26, 2024 11:15 PM (wWqRd)

188 Is this too soon or too later for Pride month or February?

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 26, 2024 11:15 PM (as3uC)

189 Posted by: Miklos, thinking about getting sushi and not paying at May 26, 2024 11:10 PM (wWqRd)

Oh, you'll pay for it. One way or another.

Posted by: Gas Station at May 26, 2024 11:15 PM (0eaVi)

190 The only really enthusiastic libertarians today are the 40 year old men who want to make it legal for them to screw 14 year old girls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:04 PM (q3gwH)


do you actually talk with perverts in your life, or, is this hyperbolic status signalling to justify your opinion you got from what somebody told you once?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:16 PM (D7oie)

191 Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:14 PM (SHMXB)

Whatever he's an heir to, he's an unpleasant man. Thanks for telling me that without the uNeeded quips of the fellow poster.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:17 PM (XkYcA)

192 Biden camp war games Trump trial outcomes with new nickname in mind

https://mol.im/a/13461411

Posted by: Ciampino - Camp? What camp? at May 26, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)

193 I still think Trump had a lot of balls going to talk there. He wasn't going to turn the delegates, he might peel some people off who wouldn't have heard him otherwise/
Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:09 PM (D7oie)

For him? Not such a bad deal - he may turn 0 Trump votes into greater than 0 Trump votes, so it's worth the whistle stop, especially at a time when the organs of state security are strictly limiting his campaign.

I'll give them the credit for having the balls to invite a candidate who doesn't share many of their beliefs, even when he's Public Enemy #1. Perhaps especially because he's Public Enemy #1.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 11:17 PM (0FoWg)

194 I love Werner Herzogs review, been playing that for everyone. “madness rules!”
Posted by: Tom Servo

I like the closing line - "Be sure to get the dark chocolate peanut butter cups - they are right by the register."

After watching Kindltot's link, I dug around a bit and got to hear Herzog's reaction to the bit - he said the accent could be better but it was a humorous piece and he gave his compliments to Paul F. Tompkins.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:17 PM (u/Zei)

195 174 California cops threaten to kill man's dog if he does not falsely confess to killing father - who was still alive

https://mol.im/a/13461885
Posted by: Ciampino - Why not support the cops? /sarc at May 26, 2024 11:10 PM (qfLjt)


That's... horrifying. But, at least they didn't follow up their psychological torture with 5 gun shots to his back a la Daniel Shaver so I guess that's good.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 26, 2024 11:17 PM (DTX3h)

196 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!


I tried to see if Biden was delivering any remarks tomorrow.

Couldn't find any - I'm sure his handlers are keeping him away from a microphone, because there is a 100% chance that he mentions Beau if he is allowed to talk.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 26, 2024 11:17 PM (uxCna)

197 The only really enthusiastic libertarians today are the 40 year old men who want to make it legal for them to screw 14 year old girls.
Posted by: Tom Servo


Vile slander!

Some of them want to screw 14 year old boys, too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2024 11:18 PM (DgGvY)

198 California cops threaten to kill man's dog if he does not falsely confess to killing father - who was still alive

https://mol.im/a/13461885


Un-f*cking-believable. But here's the kicker at the end of the article:

The police department has not specified whether the police officers involved will face any repercussions.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 26, 2024 11:19 PM (/y8xj)

199 Vile slander!

Some of them want to screw 14 year old boys, too.
Posted by: mikeski

Love is Love

Posted by: or so they say at May 26, 2024 11:19 PM (wWqRd)

200 Is President Mudpants going to babble in front of the LP?

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 26, 2024 11:20 PM (2QA3G)

201 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!
-----

Wait. We haven't finished celebrating George Floyd day.
Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 11:11 PM (0Htd1)


We haven't finished Hillary Clinton 2016 Campaign Day yet.

It's one of those mixed holidays. Some hoot and holler and light off fireworks, others crawl into a vodka bottle echo chamber and piss, moan and complain.

Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2024 11:20 PM (emlEe)

202 Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:16 PM (D7oie)

You need to talk to libertarians about their position on age of consent. You won’t get a consensus but more than a few believe age of consent is relative.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:20 PM (SHMXB)

203 Great..... more thunderstorms, wind, rain. As if it hasn't sucked enough today/tonight. 75MPH wind.

Looking sketchy. 👀
Posted by: Martini Farmer

We didn't get the 'naders up your way but wow, the rain! Back under a tornado watch until morning. The creek in the ravine behind us is roaring.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 26, 2024 11:20 PM (WXNFJ)

204 Hope you're all getting ready for Beau Biden Day tomorrow.
Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden!

I tried to see if Biden was delivering any remarks tomorrow.

Couldn't find any - I'm sure his handlers are keeping him away from a microphone, because there is a 100% chance that he mentions Beau if he is allowed to talk.
Posted by: The ARC of History!

I suspect that his current drug cocktail to seem coherent is very taxing. If they try it tomorrow, it might not work during Saturday's debate with Donald Trump.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2024 11:21 PM (VNX3d)

205 Getting rid of age of consent restrictions: the Libertarian candidate for Senator in Arizona (or was it Governor?) actually advocated openly for this during a televised debate a couple of years ago.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:22 PM (q3gwH)

206 You need to talk to libertarians about their position on age of consent. You won’t get a consensus but more than a few believe age of consent is relative.
Posted by: polynikes

Indeed

Posted by: The Epstein Island Trust at May 26, 2024 11:22 PM (wWqRd)

207 Some of them want to screw 14 year old boys, too.

Love Is Love!

Posted by: The Liberterian Party! at May 26, 2024 11:22 PM (uxCna)

208 It's one of those mixed holidays. Some hoot and holler and light off fireworks, others crawl into a vodka bottle echo chamber and piss, moan and complain.
Posted by: RickZ

Depending on the subject matter of the echo chamber, this is something I could get onboard with.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 26, 2024 11:22 PM (vJiyU)

209 Got some thunderstorms blowing through. Not directly over me, seems to be over in MD.

The Indy 500 started like the Monaco GP. A big wreck.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 26, 2024 11:23 PM (sAmhv)

210 Some People did some things,
and yes, mistakes were made,
but what difference, at this point, does it make?
Isn’t it really time to move on!

~ Corrupt Democrats go to line!
Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ Next year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 26, 2024 10:00


You forgot "yes it happened and it's actually a good thing!"

Posted by: Buzzion at May 26, 2024 11:23 PM (4aOQ0)

211 This is Jared Ravizza. He was arrested for allegedly going on a stabbing spree at an AMC theater in Massachusetts. He’s a man who thinks he’s a woman. 4 young girls between the ages of 9-17 are in the hospital because of him.

https://tinyurl.com/5en562ty

Posted by: Ciampino - Gee I wonder if he's a new arrival? at May 26, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

212 I think the local ice-cream trucks are playing "La Llorona" on their loudspeakers

I am not sure that is the most appropriate tune, though probably less problematic than "Turkey In The Straw"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:24 PM (D7oie)

213 Biden says Kamala Harris could be the next president… Here's what she is doing to reboot her image after her disastrous first three years

https://mol.im/a/13457703

Posted by: Ciampino - Gee I wonder if she's positioned at May 26, 2024 11:24 PM (qfLjt)

214 RFK Jr. has a new campaign ad out showing a bright red 1964 Corsair with Kennedy! painted across the side. Kurt Schlichter is asking how many kinds of cringe are present here.
1). Kennedy’s and cars? No, don’t even go there.
2) is unsafe at any speed really the campaign slogan you want to go with, buddy?

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:26 PM (q3gwH)

215 You think an Everything Bagel condom is about the flavor?

WRONG!

It's about the hole in the middle.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2024 11:27 PM (vOvpU)

216 I am not sure that is the most appropriate tune, though probably less problematic than "Turkey In The Straw"
Posted by: Kindltot

*doo dah*

Posted by: Miklos, talking up the Camptown Ladies at May 26, 2024 11:27 PM (wWqRd)

217 "Reboot her image". I've just had a Kaluha and cream, so maybe that's why that sounds particularly funny to me, and all I can think of is a "boot" being required being the size of Texas.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:27 PM (XkYcA)

218 Trust me on this one. The Flux Capacitor works!

https://tinyurl.com/2p8y2bzj

(X)

Language warning.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2024 11:27 PM (vOvpU)

219 You think an Everything Bagel condom is about the flavor?

WRONG!

It's about the hole in the middle.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs

TRUE!

Posted by: Bidenomics at May 26, 2024 11:28 PM (wWqRd)

220 Getting rid of age of consent restrictions: the Libertarian candidate for Senator in Arizona (or was it Governor?) actually advocated openly for this during a televised debate a couple of years ago.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:22 PM (q3gwH)


and he lost because he is an idiot, right? and because his voters thought that was abhorrent.

How fragile the Republican advantage is to be threatened by such idiots.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:28 PM (D7oie)

221 192 Biden camp war games Trump trial outcomes with new nickname in mind

https://mol.im/a/13461411

Posted by: Ciampino - Camp? What camp? at May 26, 2024 11:17 PM (qfLjt)


The TDS-afflicted in a few other forums I read expect Trump will be convicted and jailed on Thursday. That is likely to be first day of jury deliberations.

Posted by: Gref at May 26, 2024 11:28 PM (5fDan)

222 Gaza: Now ask yourselves: how did those rockets get into Rafah?

https://tinyurl.com/bde8sc63

Posted by: Ciampino - Gee I wonder if Iran had a hand at May 26, 2024 11:28 PM (qfLjt)

223 I'm going to sadly say that I'm kind of glad that Y-not isn't around anymore. Because she'd probably be making regular positive posts about RFK Jr. like she did the phony libertarian candidate in 2016.

Posted by: Buzzion at May 26, 2024 11:29 PM (4aOQ0)

224 Wait. Did someone check Fen's ID?

Underage drinking WILL NOT be tolerated on this blog.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2024 11:30 PM (bo7UB)

225 ...Jim, this is true of some LP, and also the problem with some Christians who think full adherence to scripture will solve all problems.

However, I think the term you are searching for is "spontaneous order" and there is a lot of writing about it by fairly serious people, not stupid dreamers who think the world is not filled with bears and starvation, and also don't believe that people can learn to not be people if they apply themselves. Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:01 PM (D7oie)



That's an argument that resides on the edge of that coin, and it's disingenuous, as follows:

1. Spontaneous Order REQUIRES folks from the right side of the I.Q. and Self Discipline spread, in order to work. Community of ex .mil? Spontaneous Order, yeah.

2. Folks from the Low Q., Tribalism and Feral Survivalism "other end" of the Self Discipline spread, will DESTROY those in the Spontaneous Order Camp, every time.

3. We USED to keep #2 out, by means of strong, effective borders and immigration enforcement. Abandoning those, FJB has made the fight, not an "if", but a "when".


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 26, 2024 11:30 PM (e6UQI)

226 Perhaps a quote here from Archer, Season 2, episode 1 "Swiss Miss":

Anka Schlotz: I don't know. I am from Germany, where the age of consent is fourteen

Archer: What is it? The Alabama of Europe?

(Apologies to Alabama - Archer is a Yankee, after all)

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:30 PM (u/Zei)

227 Isn't La Llorona the Mexican chick who lunges out of ponds and gobbles up children? If there's a song about that, it's definitely funny to play it from an ice cream truck.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 11:30 PM (0FoWg)

228 LA like old Beirut now?
Posted by: Ciampino - slip & slide with crap & shells


What's hilarious is that a lot of those Californians look down their noses at Detroit. I'm not sure you are any more unsafe in Detroit, than you are in a good share of LA.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 11:30 PM (0Htd1)

229 Underage drinking WILL NOT be tolerated on this blog.
Posted by: Cicero

Sez you

Posted by: Miklos at the Waffle House post-prom Parking Lot Afterparty at May 26, 2024 11:31 PM (wWqRd)

230 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2024 11:30 PM (bo7UB)

LOL. Thanks. I'll pay you the $10.00 if I ever meet you.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:31 PM (XkYcA)

231 Great..... more thunderstorms, wind, rain. As if it hasn't sucked enough today/tonight...
Posted by: Martini Farmer


Good, I won't have to water my lawn.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 11:32 PM (0Htd1)

232 For a Kamala reboot to work, everyone would need to forget the last five (or more?) years of her public appearances. I don't think a PR firm that good exists.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2024 11:33 PM (VNX3d)

233 The only really enthusiastic libertarians today are the 40 year old men who want to make it legal for them to screw 14 year old girls.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:04 PM (q3gwH)

do you actually talk with perverts in your life, or, is this hyperbolic status signalling to justify your opinion you got from what somebody told you once?
Posted by: Kindltot

29 yrs ago while living there the age of consent in Hawaii was 14, no conditions free for all. Because those asian girls mature so fast... Heated debate in local papers (back when they on dead tree) and a common status quo arguement was, "It would not be fair to a 50 yo who had done nothing wrong in having a 14 yo girlfriend until now?"

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 26, 2024 11:34 PM (cOq4q)

234 I still think Trump had a lot of balls going to talk there. He wasn't going to turn the delegates, he might peel some people off who wouldn't have heard him otherwise/
Posted by: Kindltot


In the last election, he went to talk at a black church in Flint, MI.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 26, 2024 11:34 PM (0Htd1)

235 and he lost because he is an idiot, right? and because his voters thought that was abhorrent.

That’s just too easy a setup, I won’t , I’m not trying to dog you on a nice holiday night..

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:35 PM (q3gwH)

236 For a Kamala reboot to work, everyone would need to forget the last five (or more?) years of her public appearances. I don't think a PR firm that good exists.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 26, 2024 11:33 PM (VNX3d)


One mention of Kamalalaladingdong and it's all over for her, as if she ever had a chance in the first place.

Posted by: RickZ at May 26, 2024 11:35 PM (emlEe)

237 So, the Mises group is going for RFk?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 11:36 PM (Wql2z)

238 https://tinyurl.com/5en562ty
Posted by: Ciampino - Gee I wonder if he's a new arrival? at May 26, 2024 11:23 PM (qfLjt)

Says "page doesn't exist".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:37 PM (U+MR7)

239 Isn't La Llorona the Mexican chick who lunges out of ponds and gobbles up children?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


I see they skipped the farcical aquatic ceremony, and went straight to the violence inherent in the system.

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2024 11:37 PM (DgGvY)

240 Here's another screwball. This one a racist Muslim one on the Boston City Council. From "Legal Insurrection":

https://tinyurl.com/2p28u26z

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:38 PM (XkYcA)

241 I guess I should have known that MisHum, a dedicated beyond reason Zappa fan, would also enjoy Captain Beefheart.

I listened to "Trout Mask Replica" twice. I really tried. But I think the good Captain is full of overrated garbage.

But you know, that could just be me, being contrarian or something.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2024 11:38 PM (CHHv1)

242 You need to talk to libertarians about their position on age of consent. You won’t get a consensus but more than a few believe age of consent is relative.
Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:20 PM (SHMXB)


there are pedophiles everywhere, and some of them belong to other parties too. And some to no party either.
The best you are going to get out of the LP nowadays is a declaration that such laws are better handled at a local level

You can shout "nasty nasty nasty" all you want, but if you want to pretend to do some good in the world you can volunteer at one of your state's child advocacy centers, and maybe you too can both get to read child abuse reports and then watch families act like they won the lotto when the state awards survivor of abuse benefits to the kids' families.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:38 PM (D7oie)

243 Isn't La Llorona the Mexican chick who lunges out of ponds and gobbles up children? If there's a song about that, it's definitely funny to play it from an ice cream truck.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Yep, La Llorona is definitely a dangerous spirit with a tie to bodies of water, but what she does varies according to different regions of Mexico, Central, and South America. The most common account is that she drowned her own children to win the heart of a callous man who didn't want to be saddled with kids, and she is doomed to wander for eternity sobbing and searching for her lost little ones.

It's sometimes said that just hearing her wails means death and disaster, while others have her dragging the unwary to a watery death, after the mode of sirens.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:38 PM (u/Zei)

244 Storm door blown off it's hinges. All deck furniture... gone. (Probably in the yard, it's dark and storming... so don't care.) NOAA weather radio has been going off.

Sadly.... perhaps the most deadly series of storms for the folks in Arkansas. Dozens dead.

But, yea.... I'm concerned about Kamala right now.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 26, 2024 11:38 PM (Q4IgG)

245 So, the Mises group is going for RFk?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 26, 2024 11:36 PM (Wql2z)


I doubt it

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:39 PM (D7oie)

246 Isn't La Llorona the Mexican chick who lunges out of ponds and gobbles up children?
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

Another watery tart.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 26, 2024 11:39 PM (w6EFb)

247 Storm door blown off it's hinges.


Posted by: Martini Farmer



warranty?

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:39 PM (sc9iG)

248 Well this was a bit of a shocker ..... Michael Richards reveals he was the result of sexual assault.

https://mol.im/a/13460357

Posted by: Ciampino - surprise! at May 26, 2024 11:40 PM (qfLjt)

249 Well this was a bit of a shocker ..... Michael Richards reveals he was the result of sexual assault.



diddy?

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:40 PM (sc9iG)

250 RFK Jr. has a new campaign ad out showing a bright red 1964 Corsair with Kennedy! painted across the side. Kurt Schlichter is asking how many kinds of cringe are present here.
1). Kennedy’s and cars? No, don’t even go there.
2) is unsafe at any speed really the campaign slogan you want to go with, buddy?
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:26 PM (q3gwH)

Corsair? Surely you mean Corvair.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:41 PM (U+MR7)

251 But I love this woman. She sounds like she should be a preacher. Black woman in "Blexit" talking about the utter failure of the Democrat party towards Blacks and how much she appreciated Trump speaking in the Bronx:

https://tinyurl.com/yc8ayjeh

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 26, 2024 11:41 PM (XkYcA)

252 Corsair? Surely you mean Corvair.
Posted by: Albe





thanks

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:41 PM (sc9iG)

253 247 Storm door blown off it's hinges.


Posted by: Martini Farmer



warranty?

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:39 PM (sc9iG)


500 quatloos the warranty excludes Acts of God, including storms.

Posted by: Gref at May 26, 2024 11:41 PM (5fDan)

254 Corsair? Surely you mean Corvair.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:41 PM (U+MR7)

----------

Maybe RFK has a muzzie pirate in his ad.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2024 11:42 PM (bo7UB)

255 Storm door blown off it's hinges.


Posted by: Martini Farmer



warranty?

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:39 PM (sc9iG)


500 quatloos the warranty excludes Acts of God, including storms.
Posted by: Gre




false advertising then?

Posted by: N at May 26, 2024 11:42 PM (sc9iG)

256 I see they skipped the farcical aquatic ceremony, and went straight to the violence inherent in the system.
Posted by: mikeski

I like this aquatic ceremony


https://diffuser.fm/go-gos-vacation/

Posted by: Miklos is a Man of his Time and Place at May 26, 2024 11:42 PM (wWqRd)

257 I always thought La Llorona is a borrowing from the aztec mythology, of a child stealing woman spirit, but I have no idea why I thought that

She is a haunt that roams the world in the dark looking for the children she drowned in a fit of rage, and she apparently can't tell the difference between her dead sons and any kid she catches

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:43 PM (D7oie)

258 Question about the lead photo: the sticks of the bundle of flags held by the soldier in the center are dirt-stained on the pointy end. So was the photo taken during the removal of the flags after some period of display expired, or was it taken when the flags were being set out, and flags were from previous years?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:43 PM (U+MR7)

259 Storm door blown off it's hinges.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

false advertising then?
Posted by: N


Just the opposite. If a pet door lets your dog or cat in, what should a storm door do?

Posted by: mikeski at May 26, 2024 11:45 PM (DgGvY)

260 No Kamala reboot will work.

Night of the Long Knives is coming.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2024 11:45 PM (RIvkX)

261 255 Storm door blown off it's hinges.


Posted by: Martini Farmer

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If it was a Boeing storm door, just be grateful the manufacturer had a high DEI score.


Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2024 11:47 PM (bo7UB)

262 Mmmm Belinda Carlisle

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2024 11:47 PM (RIvkX)

263 No Kamala reboot will work.

Night of the Long Knives is coming.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 26, 2024 11:45 PM (RIvkX)

She doesn't need a reboot, just The Boot.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:49 PM (U+MR7)

264 I don’t believe in water spirits and all that - doesn’t fit my theology - but there was a piece of property I owned once with a remote corner near a bend in a creek. I was cleaning the overgrowth - stuff had been built there years before but not much left - and every time I got back to that spot I would have the weirdest feeling; even at noon with the sun shining. It was like I could feel something else was there, something I couldn’t ID and didn’t want to.
Sure wouldn’t go there at night.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 26, 2024 11:49 PM (q3gwH)

265 You can shout "nasty nasty nasty" all you want, but if you want to pretend to do some good in the world you can volunteer at one of your state's child advocacy centers, and maybe you too can both get to read child abuse reports and then watch families act like they won the lotto when the state awards survivor of abuse benefits to the kids' families.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:38 PM (D7oie)

That’s a straw man wrapped in a non sequitur covered in bull shit.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:50 PM (SHMXB)

266 Just the opposite. If a pet door lets your dog or cat in, what should a storm door do?
Posted by: mikeski

If it's a trooper, it'll miss every single shot fired at Anakin's offspring.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:51 PM (u/Zei)

267 It's sometimes said that just hearing her wails means death and disaster, while others have her dragging the unwary to a watery death, after the mode of sirens.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:38

I was going to ask whatsup but reading this I think I'll pass.

Thanks for the ONT MisHum, glad your recovery is going well.

Posted by: Farmer at May 26, 2024 11:51 PM (55Qr6)

268 238 211

Says "page doesn't exist".

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:37 PM (U+MR7)
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Try
https://tinyurl.com/yc8j8cda

Posted by: Ciampino - I had problems too at May 26, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

269 I think la Llorona is just one of those stories moms tell kids who don't know how to swim yet. At least that's how I understood it. "Stay away from that pond, or la Llorona will grab you!"

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 11:54 PM (0FoWg)

270 I don’t believe in water spirits and all that - doesn’t fit my theology - but there was a piece of property I owned once with a remote corner near a bend in a creek. I was cleaning the overgrowth - stuff had been built there years before but not much left - and every time I got back to that spot I would have the weirdest feeling; even at noon with the sun shining. It was like I could feel something else was there, something I couldn’t ID and didn’t want to.
Sure wouldn’t go there at night.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Reminds one of the Greek idea of Pan and the original concept of "panic." Also, there are some otherwise innocent-seeming places out there that just don't feel right, and it's probably wise to avoid them.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:55 PM (u/Zei)

271 @251 - thanks for posting that. Nice to know that not all blacks are embracing the New Slavery.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 26, 2024 11:55 PM (CHHv1)

272 Try
https://tinyurl.com/yc8j8cda
Posted by: Ciampino - I had problems too at May 26, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

That works. So is this creep a tranny, or just an asshole disguising himself with a wig?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:55 PM (U+MR7)

273 Lincoln has a SUV called a Corsair if I’m not mistaken.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:56 PM (SHMXB)

274 Jim, spontaneous order appears when groups of people have to figure things out on their own.
Decent functioning spontaneous order requires some background in how a group gets along, and either a commitment to some sort of fairness, or working out some sort of way to correct individuals that decide to steal
The difference between a tiny village in Papua New Guinea and the Apple corporation is the cultural tools used to get groups of people to work for a common goal as a way to satisfy their needs, not that one group has no masters, and the other has masters all over the place on their necks all the time

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:56 PM (D7oie)

275 1). Kennedy’s and cars? No, don’t even go there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:41 PM (U+MR7)
-

Is the top down, too?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2024 11:57 PM (vOvpU)

276 That works. So is this creep a tranny, or just an asshole disguising himself with a wig?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:55 PM (U+MR7)
-

Same difference.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 26, 2024 11:57 PM (vOvpU)

277 272 Try
https://tinyurl.com/yc8j8cda
Posted by: Ciampino - I had problems too at May 26, 2024 11:52 PM (qfLjt)

That works. So is this creep a tranny, or just an asshole disguising himself with a wig?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:55 PM (U+MR7)
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From Martha's Vineyard no less. The Kenyan's neighbor?

Posted by: Ciampino - I had problems too ... at May 26, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

278 Kennedy’s and cars? No, don’t even go there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:41 PM (U+MR7)


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They weren't so great with boats or airplanes either.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 26, 2024 11:58 PM (bo7UB)

279 I was going to ask whatsup but reading this I think I'll pass.

Thanks for the ONT MisHum, glad your recovery is going well.
Posted by: Farmer

Sorry, Farmer - it was just a brief digression on the myth and folklore surrounding La Llorona.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:58 PM (u/Zei)

280 From Martha's Vineyard no less. The Kenyan's neighbor?
Posted by: Ciampino - I had problems too ... at May 26, 2024 11:58 PM (qfLjt)

He did have to get a new chef, didn't he?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 26, 2024 11:59 PM (U+MR7)

281 I'm going to sadly say that I'm kind of glad that Y-not isn't around anymore. Because she'd probably be making regular positive posts about RFK Jr. like she did the phony libertarian candidate in 2016.
Posted by: Buzzion at May 26, 2024 11:29 PM (4aOQ0)


And that is why she left and never came back.

we used to email for Christmas. Well, I used to email her and she responded for a couple of years.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 26, 2024 11:59 PM (D7oie)

282 Who was it that was playing golf? Lightning struck the green on the 2nd hole at Ivy Hills Country Club in Cincinnati, Ohio

https://tinyurl.com/ycxryerx

Posted by: Ciampino - that joke about god and a club at May 27, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

283 Lincoln has a SUV called a Corsair if I’m not mistaken.
Posted by: polynikes

Correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 27, 2024 12:01 AM (2QA3G)

284 Sorry, Farmer - it was just a brief digression on the myth and folklore surrounding La Llorona.
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 26, 2024 11:58

I was just kidding John Drake, interesting folklore I wasn't aware of. TY for edumacating me.

Posted by: Farmer at May 27, 2024 12:02 AM (55Qr6)

285 https://tinyurl.com/ycxryerx
Posted by: Ciampino - that joke about god and a club at May 27, 2024 12:01 AM (qfLjt)

Man! What nice fractal scorch marks.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:03 AM (U+MR7)

286 My Llorona

Posted by: The Knack, with just the one song en Espanol at May 27, 2024 12:04 AM (wWqRd)

287 Even in the most pacifistic "seeming" societies, what appears as Spontaneous Order is pretty much always the result of one faction having won out over the other.

And most often, those conflicts were decided long ago, by bloodshed and mortal combat.

Just 'cause the Tropic Islanders may seem all Tahitian and mellow now, doesn't mean that their history was any different from the mean of Human History as a whole.

IOW, they fought their way to Pacifism, and won. And they'll enforce that Pacifism with extreme prejudice, too, if required.

Just ask any cruising sailor who has tried to stay longer than a mere reprovision in a Tahitian port, sans the correct Visa, paperwork, and proof of self-sufficient funds as verified by their bank in any given nation.

Tahiti's Coast Guard WILL tow that sailor aboard his boat, out to sea, and give him his new course heading, with orders to never return.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:04 AM (e6UQI)

288 That’s a straw man wrapped in a non sequitur covered in bull shit.

Posted by: polynikes at May 26, 2024 11:50 PM (SHMXB)


I hope you can unwrap that. Otherwise you are just shouting "magical words" to shut down an argument through disgust and taboo.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2024 12:04 AM (D7oie)

289 That Eli Kopter guy might get more work.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 27, 2024 12:05 AM (as3uC)

290 Lincoln has a SUV called a Corsair if I’m not mistaken.
Posted by: polynikes

Correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 27, 2024 12:01 AM (2QA3G)

Wouldn't do for RFKjr to pose with a Lincoln. Lincoln was a Republican.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:05 AM (U+MR7)

291 Tahiti's Coast Guard WILL tow that sailor aboard his boat, out to sea, and give him his new course heading, with orders to never return.


Jim

*flings poi*

Posted by: Cap'm Miklos at May 27, 2024 12:06 AM (wWqRd)

292 287
...
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:04 AM (e6UQI)

Andaman Islands.
Foriegner Free for 1000's of years...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 12:07 AM (ynpvh)

293 291 Tahiti's Coast Guard WILL tow that sailor aboard his boat, out to sea, and give him his new course heading, with orders to never return.

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Unless you pretend to be a painter.

Posted by: P. Gauguin at May 27, 2024 12:07 AM (bo7UB)

294 290 Lincoln has a SUV called a Corsair if I’m not mistaken.
Posted by: polynikes

Correct.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 27, 2024 12:01 AM (2QA3G)

Wouldn't do for RFKjr to pose with a Lincoln. Lincoln was a Republican.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:05 AM (U+MR7)

So the Dem car is the Nova, as in Spanish, No Va (Doesn't go)?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 12:08 AM (ynpvh)

295 I posted this on the tech thread, but not too many people are up that early. I know that we have debates here about the Civil War/War Between that States/War of Northern Aggression, but this young man, Alonzo Cushing, age 22 on the Northern Side at Gettysburg was very brave and died in battle. His mother chose his tombstone which read, "Faithful Unto Death". He was given the Congressional Medal of Honor posthumously in 2014:

https://www.army.mil/medalofhonor/cushing/

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2024 12:08 AM (XkYcA)

296 Two golfers are caught on the green during a thunderstorm and lightning hit the ground near them but no harm done. One of the two holds up his club and says, "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."

Posted by: Ciampino - that joke about god and a club? at May 27, 2024 12:08 AM (qfLjt)

297 Good night, all. I need to get some sleep before a Memorial Day service tomorrow morning at our local park.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2024 12:10 AM (XkYcA)

298 Night, Fen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:10 AM (U+MR7)

299 297 Good night, all. I need to get some sleep before a Memorial Day service tomorrow morning at our local park.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2024 12:10 AM (XkYcA)

Night.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 27, 2024 12:10 AM (ynpvh)

300 I think la Llorona is just one of those stories moms tell kids who don't know how to swim yet. At least that's how I understood it. "Stay away from that pond, or la Llorona will grab you!"
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 26, 2024 11:54 PM (0FoWg)


The Catholics adopted a lot of pagan ideals and myths to incorporate into Christianity because stories are how we understand the world. La Llorona sounds like an intersection of a banshee and a water horse from the Celts, but I think it is more of a fear of the dark and why you should stay in with your folks during the night and not wander.

I am fascinated by old stories, the intersection between European, Indian and Asian stories is amazing. The researchers thing Red Riding Hood / Tiger Grandma are ancient stories, but personally I think Rapunzel is even older

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2024 12:11 AM (D7oie)

301 Two golfers are caught on the green during a thunderstorm and lightning hit the ground near them but no harm done. One of the two holds up his club and says, "If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron."
Posted by: Ciampino - that joke about god and a club?

The documentary "Caddyshack" suggests otherwise. Of course, the guy was a priest, so ...

Also, I thought the joke was the one with the punchline, "He knows He's Jesus, but He thinks He's Arnold Palmer."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:11 AM (u/Zei)

302 Wouldn't do for RFKjr to pose with a Lincoln. Lincoln was a Republican.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:05 AM (U+MR7)

And please please don’t ride in the backseat of a Lincoln convertible.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 12:12 AM (q3gwH)

303 I think Rapunzel is even older
Posted by: Kindltot

Cute hair

Posted by: Greta von Scoldberg at May 27, 2024 12:13 AM (wWqRd)

304 Lincoln once made a ludicrous crew cab, short bed pickup based on the LTC, and called it the Blackwood. A cool, but very stupid idea.

I have wondered why no enterprising adult film star of the duskier persuasion has taken "Lincoln Blackwood" as his sobriquet.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:13 AM (0FoWg)

305 ...And please please don’t ride in the backseat of a Lincoln convertible. Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 12:12 AM (q3gwH)


It helps convert your head to an Open Top design.


/toosoon?


Jim
Sunk New Dan
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:14 AM (e6UQI)

306 The documentary "Caddyshack" suggests otherwise. Of course, the guy was a priest, so ...

Also, I thought the joke was the one with the punchline, "He knows He's Jesus, but He thinks He's Arnold Palmer."
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:11 AM (u/Zei)

...and out of a clear blue sky, a great lightning bolt comes, and turns the preacher into a crispy cinder, and a great Voice booms out of the sky, "Jesus Christ, missed again!"

Posted by: Just the Punchline at May 27, 2024 12:14 AM (U+MR7)

307 And please please don’t ride in the backseat of a Lincoln convertible.
Posted by: Tom Servo

But I WANT a Lincoln suicide door convertible, 1962-1965

Posted by: Petulant Miklos at May 27, 2024 12:14 AM (wWqRd)

308 301
Also, I thought the joke was the one with the punchline, "He knows He's Jesus, but He thinks He's Arnold Palmer."

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:11 AM (u/Zei)
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There's no lightning in that one!!!!!

Posted by: Ciampino - that joke about god and a club?? at May 27, 2024 12:15 AM (qfLjt)

309
And please please don’t ride in the backseat of a Lincoln convertible.
Posted by: Tom Servo
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Oh, like the front seat of an Olds Delta 88 is safer.

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne at May 27, 2024 12:15 AM (XeU6L)

310 But I WANT a Lincoln suicide door convertible, 1962-1965
Posted by: Petulant Miklos at May 27, 2024 12:14 AM (wWqRd)

Can't beat 'em for Chinese fire drills.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:16 AM (U+MR7)

311 "hey sweetheart, I'll give you a six iron any day"

Posted by: overheard at Bushwood Country Club at May 27, 2024 12:17 AM (wWqRd)

312 Tahiti's Coast Guard WILL tow that sailor aboard his boat, out to sea, and give him his new course heading, with orders to never return.
Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:04 AM (e6UQI)


Yep. Which is a mechanism to get rid of freeloaders.
Spontaneous order isn't nice, it is merely what happens.
If there is an attempt to change it for something the power brokers like better, well, there better be a lot of power at hand, and a lot of unintended things are going to happen since things are being done out of order.
Look, have you ever tried to get a Mexican construction crew to do something they didn't want to do? In my experience they all agree, and are plenty nice, and then it doesn't happen, and it either goes they way they want, or negotiated, or things get explained better

Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie)

313 Can't beat 'em for Chinese fire drills.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Tough, but destructible

Posted by: Miklos recalls that Frank Cannon wrecked his Lincoln about every week at May 27, 2024 12:19 AM (wWqRd)

314 I am fascinated by old stories, the intersection between European, Indian and Asian stories is amazing. The researchers thing Red Riding Hood / Tiger Grandma are ancient stories, but personally I think Rapunzel is even older
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2024 12:11 AM (D7oie)

I’ve read that a copy of a very Cinderella like story has been found in Egypt, where a very poor but beautiful girl with jealous sisters ends up as wife of the Pharaoh.

One of the most unlikely things is that the one fairy tale that’s actually a true story - documented, absent the magical parts - is Beauty and the Beast.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 12:20 AM (q3gwH)

315 I am fascinated by old stories, the intersection between European, Indian and Asian stories is amazing. The researchers thing Red Riding Hood / Tiger Grandma are ancient stories, but personally I think Rapunzel is even older
Posted by: Kindltot

There does seem to be some definite overlaps. Indo-European origins could account for some of that, but it doesn't account for those myths and folktales outside of that ethno-linguistic grouping - like the universality of accounts of a great world-altering flood that is survived only by a fortunate few. Alan Dundes did some great work on possible origins of folklore well-worth reading, although Jan Brunvand has severely critiqued his methodology.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:20 AM (u/Zei)

316 Look, have you ever tried to get a Mexican construction crew to do something they didn't want to do? In my experience they all agree, and are plenty nice, and then it doesn't happen, and it either goes they way they want, or negotiated, or things get explained better
Posted by: Kindltot


*kindletot esta afuera*

*dance to "Tequila" while consuming moderate amounts of fentanyl*

Posted by: Mexican construction crew at May 27, 2024 12:21 AM (wWqRd)

317 ...In my experience they all agree, and are plenty nice, and then it doesn't happen, and it either goes they way they want, or negotiated, or things get explained better
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2024 12:18 AM (D7oie)



Or, they get fired on the spot, and you bring in the next crew, who'll understand that He Who Has The Gold Makes the FUCKING RULES.

Spontaneous Firing leads to Eventual Order.

Sometimes, Finances ARE Force.

.... angels dancing on the head of a pin. The CORE of Libertarianism, since OMGever.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:22 AM (e6UQI)

318 I'm with Miklos. The slabside Continentals were rolling masterpieces. Everything a car was meant to be. Even splattered with Presidential skull, they were better than the rest.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:23 AM (0FoWg)

319 hope you can unwrap that. Otherwise you are just shouting "magical words" to shut down an argument through disgust and taboo.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 27, 2024 12:04 AM (D7oie)

All I did was suggest you talk to libertarians on their viewpoint of age of consent because it’s apparent you have no idea of what a significant percentage think.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2024 12:25 AM (SHMXB)

320 I'm with Miklos. The slabside Continentals were rolling masterpieces. Everything a car was meant to be. Even splattered with Presidential skull, they were better than the rest.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:23 AM (0FoWg)

I would give Cadillac the edge in build quality, electricals in particular.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:25 AM (U+MR7)

321 if ford or gm had a man designing cars now they would do a modern version of a 70s land yacht

Posted by: N at May 27, 2024 12:26 AM (xYD/e)

322 Sometimes, Finances ARE Force.


Indeed

Posted by: Lawfare, Inc. at May 27, 2024 12:27 AM (wWqRd)

323
I listened to "Trout Mask Replica" twice. I really tried. But I think the good Captain is full of overrated garbage.

But you know, that could just be me, being contrarian or something.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm


Try The Spotlight Kid and Clear Spot. They are more accessible.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2024 12:27 AM (63Dwl)

324 One of the most unlikely things is that the one fairy tale that’s actually a true story - documented, absent the magical parts - is Beauty and the Beast.
Posted by: Tom Servo

What's the story behind that one, Tom? While it's not the same fairy tale, I've come across studies suggesting that the Pied Piper of Hamelin might reference the Children's Crusade, or perhaps a migration of young Saxon people to present-day Romania, and possible real-life events incorporated into Bluebeard, but would love to hear about the Beauty and the Beast backstory.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:27 AM (u/Zei)

325 Pappy Boyington drove a Corsair but it was blue.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2024 12:28 AM (63Dwl)

326 They are more accessible.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

"accessible"

How condescending.

Posted by: Aesthetic musical Aesthetes at May 27, 2024 12:29 AM (wWqRd)

327 Though... I have to say... When I'm king, my fearsome secret police will drive Rocket 88s. I don't care if they have to intimidate auto manufacturers into spinning up production lines to churn out repros, which they will. I'm gonna need a lot of fearsome secret policemen.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:30 AM (0FoWg)

328 "hey sweetheart, I'll give you a six iron any day"
Posted by: overheard at Bushwood Country Club

+1

Posted by: Michael Skakel at May 27, 2024 12:30 AM (2QA3G)

329 Girl runners stage subtle protest as trans winner beats them in race

https://mol.im/a/13460429

Posted by: Ciampino - women with dicks need tire-ironed at May 27, 2024 12:30 AM (qfLjt)

330 Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:27 AM (u/Zei

Probably has to do with hypertrichosis.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2024 12:30 AM (SHMXB)

331 Pappy Boyington drove a Corsair but it was blue.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Inspired my cars

Posted by: John DeLorean at May 27, 2024 12:31 AM (wWqRd)

332 Odd little name that may just go back to the ice age - almost every culture in the northern hemisphere, not just the indo-Europeans, referred to what we now call the Big Dipper as the Great Bear.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 12:31 AM (q3gwH)

333 Well, 10:30 here. Time for me to get some sleep. Night, Horde.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 12:31 AM (U+MR7)

334 +1
Posted by: Michael Skakel

HA!

Posted by: Al Czervik had forgotten that at May 27, 2024 12:32 AM (wWqRd)

335 Pilot 'parachutes out of crashing plane with six other passengers on board'

https://mol.im/a/13460543

(Next day: pilot who survived crash, found beaten to a pulp. Film at 11).

Posted by: Ciampino - they lied about the film at May 27, 2024 12:32 AM (qfLjt)

336 +1
Posted by: Michael Skakel at May 27, 2024 12:30 AM (2QA3G)

Oof.

LOL.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:33 AM (0FoWg)

337 332
Ursa Major?

Posted by: Ciampino - what about that at May 27, 2024 12:34 AM (qfLjt)

338 Though... I have to say... When I'm king, my fearsome secret police will drive Rocket 88s. I don't care if they have to intimidate auto manufacturers into spinning up production lines to churn out repros, which they will. I'm gonna need a lot of fearsome secret policemen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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How about a nice Buick, instead?
https://tinyurl.com/btjny5tm

Posted by: Broderick Crawford at May 27, 2024 12:35 AM (XeU6L)

339 The Cadillac was the better made car. The Continental was absolutely the masterpiece of style.

But the Chrysler Imperial was the Lord of Excess in it's time. The specs didn't list "curb weight", but instead, it's Displacement in Tonnage.

You took the Society Matron out to the Opera in the Cadillac. You took the Hollywood Starlet to the Premiere in the Lincoln.

You took your Secretary to the Poconos in the Chrysler.

Sit in one sometime. It exudes Pleasure Palace from binnacle to backseat, and door to door.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:35 AM (e6UQI)

340
Pilot 'parachutes out of crashing plane with six other passengers on board'

Captains and pilots first!

Posted by: Chivalry 2024 at May 27, 2024 12:35 AM (63Dwl)

341 These last few hours I've been a cooking fool. Gotta have the goods to kick off the summer celebration, but also get folks together to commemorate the passing of our kin who paid the price.

To all, a pleasant Memorial Day.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 27, 2024 12:37 AM (3hI7Q)

342 I'm gonna need a lot of fearsome secret policemen.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
-------------

How about a nice Buick, instead?
https://tinyurl.com/btjny5tm
Posted by: Broderick Crawford

No

Trunk capacity is key.

Posted by: NKVD Miklosov at May 27, 2024 12:37 AM (wWqRd)

343 Triggering?
Woman is dead and second victim 'attacked by same suspect' survived

https://mol.im/a/13460679

Posted by: Ciampino - 22 in the cerebellum? at May 27, 2024 12:37 AM (qfLjt)

344 Pilot 'parachutes out of crashing plane with six other passengers on board'

https://mol.im/a/13460543

(Next day: pilot who survived crash, found beaten to a pulp. Film at 11).

Gotta read the article to find out the other 6 were skydivers that also jumped out and the pilot was the last to jump.

be better, just be better.

Posted by: Outside of Life at May 27, 2024 12:37 AM (89Sog)

345 Probably has to do with hypertrichosis.
Posted by: polynikes

Had not considered that, but a definite possibility there. Ambras Castle at Innsbruck has a "Chamber of Curiosities" dating back to the Sixteenth Century that is a collection of portraits of medical oddities, one of which is a painting of Petrus Gonsalvus and his family, all of whom had hypertrichosis. There's a portrait of old Vlad Tsepes there as well.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:38 AM (u/Zei)

346 Pilot 'parachutes out of crashing plane with six other passengers on board'

Captains and pilots first!
Posted by: Chivalry
------------

'I'm going for help!'

Posted by: mMike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2024 12:38 AM (XeU6L)

347 It's the ONT! I've already been asleep once.

Posted by: KT at May 27, 2024 12:39 AM (rrtZS)

348 I thought she said it was stolen!
Hillary Clinton says she lost 2016 race to Trump because women voters abandoned her for not being 'perfect' - and says if Trump wins again US will never have another election

https://mol.im/a/13460155

Posted by: Ciampino - 22 in the cerebellum? Her too? at May 27, 2024 12:39 AM (qfLjt)

349 and says if Trump wins again US will never have another election

https://mol.im/a/13460155
Posted by: Ciampino
--------

I've heard this before. Where the hell are they getting that from?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 27, 2024 12:40 AM (XeU6L)

350 Pilot 'parachutes out of crashing plane with six other passengers on board'

Captains and pilots first!



Poor crew training

Posted by: Miklos, Gate Agent for Aero Pinochet at May 27, 2024 12:41 AM (wWqRd)

351 And please please don’t ride in the backseat of a Lincoln convertible.

Or a '67 Delmont 88

Posted by: Mary Jo Kopechne, gurgle gurgle at May 27, 2024 12:42 AM (Sgq8y)

352 On one level Beauty and the Beast is a retelling of the Greek myth of Cupid and Psyche. But it is also the story of Petrus Gonsalvus, born in 1537 with a genetic condition causing his entire body to be covered with long hair. This brought him as a youth to the attention of Henry II of France, who made him a court favorite, educated him, and found out he was highly intelligent. Henry arranged a marriage between Petrus and one of the ladies of his court, who fainted at the sight of him. But she came to love him and they had many children, some of which inherited their fathers condition.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 27, 2024 12:42 AM (q3gwH)

353
and says if Trump wins again US will never have another election
--------
I've heard this before. Where the hell are they getting that from?
Posted by: Mike Hammer


Talking Points Memo #47

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2024 12:42 AM (63Dwl)

354 I've heard this before. Where the hell are they getting that from?
Posted by: Mike Hammer,

When ya got nothing, go with fear.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 27, 2024 12:42 AM (vJiyU)

355 I've heard this before. Where the hell are they getting that from?
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc

Each other

Posted by: Miklos, former actual news reporter media person at May 27, 2024 12:42 AM (wWqRd)

356 Though... Now that I think about it, Joe Mannix proved that a '68 Dart is really the best for the kind of daring, deadly chases on the PCH that my secret policemen will have to carry out daily in SoCal.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:44 AM (0FoWg)

357 Sit in one sometime. It exudes Pleasure Palace from binnacle to backseat, and door to door.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Still have my dads 72 Imperial. 3 tons of Detroit opulence. More sheet metal in the hood than in 90% of complete current cars, and a whopping 6 miles to the gallon.

Posted by: Some Rat at May 27, 2024 12:46 AM (vJiyU)

358 On one level Beauty and the Beast is a retelling of the Greek myth of Cupid and Psyche. But it is also the story of Petrus Gonsalvus, born in 1537 with a genetic condition causing his entire body to be covered with long hair. This brought him as a youth to the attention of Henry II of France, who made him a court favorite, educated him, and found out he was highly intelligent. Henry arranged a marriage between Petrus and one of the ladies of his court, who fainted at the sight of him. But she came to love him and they had many children, some of which inherited their fathers condition.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Thanks, Tom! I always wondered if there was an underlying message in "Beauty and the Beast" about expectations regarding marriage, especially arranged marriages. Sort of like how Hansel and Gretel could be seen as a warning about the extremes that people might go to in a time of famine.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 12:47 AM (u/Zei)

359

Inseminate my feces!

Posted by: Paul's Pustules at May 27, 2024 12:47 AM (AXgQr)

360 Joe Mannix proved that a '68 Dart is really the best for the kind of daring, deadly chases on the PCH that my secret policemen will have to carry out daily in SoCal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

When you see swarms of hirsute beings in Vespas wearing Crocs with firearms and explosives and Cruel Invective in their messenger bags, then shalt ye know.

Posted by: Miklos, welcoming Ace and the Ewok Overlords (resistance being futile, and all) at May 27, 2024 12:48 AM (wWqRd)

361 Tex Watson sired four whelps from a penitentiary. A hirsute freak isn't so bad as him. No reason the Beast shouldn't get a lady to like him.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:50 AM (0FoWg)

362 ..Though... Now that I think about it, Joe Mannix proved that a '68 Dart is really the best for the kind of daring, deadly chases on the PCH that my secret policemen will have to carry out daily in SoCal.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:44 AM (0FoWg)


'82 Chebby Malibu sedan with the COPO (Police Interceptor) option. 350 c/u (hot) Z/28 Camaro Spec engine, vastly upgraded springs, shocks, bushings, sway bars, steering, cooling, wheels and tires.

And substantially lighter than it's 1977/78 COPO Nova progenitors.

That Malibu cop car was an absolute Slot Car to drive, and even the late '80s Caprice (Shamu) Police Interceptor, with it's MONSTER Corvette powertrain, could not hold a twisty road with it's decade older ancestor.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX


Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:51 AM (e6UQI)

363 Tex Watson sired four whelps from a penitentiary. A hirsute freak isn't so bad as him. No reason the Beast shouldn't get a lady to like him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

If only

Posted by: Sue Logue, Strom Thurmonds' one-time thing at May 27, 2024 12:56 AM (wWqRd)

364 Petrus, get your hairy ass back in bed!!!

Posted by: Lady of the house at May 27, 2024 12:57 AM (Sgq8y)

365 Shamu. Not "late 80s". But, mid '90s.

Fingers, typing faster than brain.

Damn Teleproomba!



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 12:58 AM (e6UQI)

366 Tex Watson sired four whelps from a penitentiary. A hirsute freak isn't so bad as him. No reason the Beast shouldn't get a lady to like him.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:50 AM (0FoWg)

Allowing a mass murderer to have conjugal visits was woke before woke was a thing. California the home of the insane. I think they did away with it since though for his type of crime.

Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2024 01:00 AM (SHMXB)

367 President Trump Says Hello to NASCAR Legend Richard Petty at Coca-Cola 600



I am just happy that Richard Petty is still alive.

Posted by: Trump/Petty 2024! at May 27, 2024 01:02 AM (wWqRd)

368 Petrus, get your hairy ass back in bed!!!




Based on the limited information available, I am guessing Petrus is a guy

Posted by: Miklos, but who knows these days at May 27, 2024 01:05 AM (wWqRd)

369 Allowing a mass murderer to have conjugal visits was woke before woke was a thing. California the home of the insane. I think they did away with it since though for his type of crime.
Posted by: polynikes at May 27, 2024 01:00 AM (SHMXB)

Yeah, it's Tex Watson. He gets 3 hots and a cot. And a constantly leaking toilet to keep him company. Maybe hold the 3 hots. Let 'im eat the rats, if he finds them as easy to kill as humans. I expect his fellow feeling for them would give him pause.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 01:12 AM (0FoWg)

370 Based on the limited information available, I am guessing Petrus is a guy
Posted by: Miklos, but who knows these days

Yep, birth name Pedro Gonzales - not clear on why they rendered his name in Latin.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 01:13 AM (u/Zei)

371 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 01:15 AM (T4tVD)

372 Watson's actual kids, should get to grow up and live absolutely free and wonderful lives. They've done nothing wrong.

But, the only thing that Tex should see of them from here out, is CGI/AI video, of each kid being killed in the same manner he killed for Manson, and worse.

The CGI/AI of the kids being flayed, disemboweled, hanged, drawn, quartered.

And new variations on the cruelties played in his cell, each and every week, forever.

THAT should be the whole of how Tex "knows" his kids, evermore.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 01:17 AM (e6UQI)

373 I have wondered why no enterprising adult film star of the duskier persuasion has taken "Lincoln Blackwood" as his sobriquet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 27, 2024 12:13 AM (0FoWg)


Uh…has no one yet asked how it has come to be that YD is so certain of this? Has he been doing the same research necessary? Perusing the second and third tier actors to make sure he knows all of them?

Just wondering…. //

Posted by: NC Ref at May 27, 2024 01:20 AM (ufjgN)

374 I have wondered why no enterprising adult film star of the duskier persuasion has taken "Lincoln Blackwood" as his sobriquet.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

back yo ass off, Lincoln

Posted by: Pam Grier at May 27, 2024 01:26 AM (wWqRd)

375 That was a damn fine Indy 500. Josef Newgarden wins his 2nd in a row. Great racing throughout.

Next up: The Coca Cola 600.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 01:31 AM (sAmhv)

376 hiya
Posted by: JT

hiya why?

Posted by: old greek philosopher (no homo) at May 27, 2024 01:32 AM (wWqRd)

377 Next up: The Coca Cola 600.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 01:31 AM (sAmhv)


Followed by The Diet Coke 100.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2024 01:35 AM (emlEe)

378 Next up: The Coca Cola 600.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 01:31 AM (sAmhv)

Followed by The Diet Coke 100.
Posted by: RickZ

Ok, we're in

Posted by: Bud Lite, because FABULOUS! at May 27, 2024 01:37 AM (wWqRd)

379 Lunatic fringe
I know you're out there
You're in hiding
And you hold your meetings
I can hear you coming
And we know what you're after
We're wise to you this time
(We're wise to you this time)
We won't let you kill the laughter
Lunatic fringe
In the twilight's last gleaming
This is open season
But you won't get too far
'Cause you've got to blame someone
For your own confusion
We're on guard this time (on guard this time)
Against your final solution

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2024 01:37 AM (TDvv2)

380 Next up: The Coca Cola 600.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 01:31 AM (sAmhv)

Followed by The Diet Coke 100.
Posted by: RickZ

Ok, we're in
Posted by: Bud Lite, because FABULOUS!

Not the Cannonball Rally?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 01:42 AM (u/Zei)

381 Not the Cannonball Rally?
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian

*smirks with classic moustache*

Posted by: Miklos, in the style of Burt Reynolds at May 27, 2024 01:45 AM (wWqRd)

382 Based on the limited information available, I am guessing Petrus is a guy


I'll take things that Darleen might say for a thousand Alex. Ken is not Alex.

Posted by: Overweight, Transgender Jeopardy Contestant at May 27, 2024 01:48 AM (Sgq8y)

383 I checked out the progress on the "RE-Construction" of Fontana Motor Speedway...NASCAR won't be back in Commiefornia for at least another couple of years.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2024 01:50 AM (TDvv2)

384 Cannonball Run REQUIRES Coors Banquet Lager.

Not no fukin' Coors "Light".

That's shit that even Dylan Mulvaney thinks is for fags. And he KNOWS from fags.

Dude is SO gay, his Vespa is a Malaysian knock off of a Vietnamese copy of a China counterfeit of the real thing.

Garret's Crocks shimmy in envy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 01:53 AM (e6UQI)

385 https://tinyurl.com/5zjpw27u
20 Tweets from Bad Blue

A good one

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 01:54 AM (fwDg9)

386 376 hiya
Posted by: JT

hiya why?
Posted by: old greek philosopher (no homo)

That's a fair question....

Because I SAID SO !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 01:56 AM (T4tVD)

387 YA KNOW???

It just dawned on me...

Why would NASCAR even want to come out to this state to begin with?

I mean especially with the MARXIST's in control?

Comrade Newsom doing the Detroit, Philly, Chicago, playbook of communal destruction.

If only the BEACH BOYS had been a covert Seal Team back in thee day....

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2024 01:58 AM (TDvv2)

388 383 I checked out the progress on the "RE-Construction" of Fontana Motor Speedway...NASCAR won't be back in Commiefornia for at least another couple of years.
Posted by: Nightwatch



If ever. I'm surprised racing is still allowed.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 01:58 AM (sAmhv)

389 Thanks Skip !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 02:03 AM (T4tVD)

390 Hey, everyone! I just woke up, so I can comment again.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 02:07 AM (v6JzV)

391 If ever. I'm surprised racing is still allowed.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 01:58 AM (sAmhv)


Electric cars only. With pit stop refueling time, the race should be over by day 3.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2024 02:08 AM (emlEe)

392 384 Cannonball Run REQUIRES Coors Banquet Lager.

Not no fukin' Coors "Light".

That's shit that even Dylan Mulvaney thinks is for fags. And he KNOWS from fags.

Dude is SO gay, his Vespa is a Malaysian knock off of a Vietnamese copy of a China counterfeit of the real thing.

Garret's Crocks shimmy in envy.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim



(sips Yuengling)

Yep. He's a creepy freakshow.

(sips Yuengling)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 02:08 AM (sAmhv)

393 Looking at a house in Sutton, AK. Nice A-frame, very 70's style, but updated inside. Needs a real furnace, propane tank, peel out all carpet, maybe replace some sliding doors with real ones, but very cool. Acre and a bit, so we can garden, plant apple trees, put in a real workshop, see mountains and NOT PUT UP WITH THE ASSHAT DEMOCRAPS RUNNING ANCHORAGE ANYMORE.

So, there's that.

I hope the money works out in our favor.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2024 02:21 AM (sRfrW)

394 So, who’s still around here for me to talk to?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 02:24 AM (v6JzV)

395 Are they still doing the Gumball 3000 in Europe?

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 02:25 AM (u/Zei)

396 tcn in AK.

How much they wantin' for that parcel n' a patch?

Meanwhile, I'll look that town up on a map.

Much of Alaska, is "you can't there here from there", alas.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 02:26 AM (e6UQI)

397 So, who’s still around here for me to talk to?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 02:24 AM (v6JzV)

Nobody knows.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 02:26 AM (T4tVD)

398 397 Hey, JT.

Birdbath get any usage at night?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 02:29 AM (v6JzV)

399 Ha. Saw an episode of Blue Heelers guest starring a young Hugh Jackman (1995), now this episode of Canada's Corner Gas is aboot curling.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 27, 2024 02:33 AM (ufFY8)

400 Birdbath get any usage at night?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I mentioned that I have a 2qt pot that I use to fiill the birdbath.

The cats and raccoons and possums and homeless bums drink at night.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 02:35 AM (T4tVD)

401 Slow night in blogland....

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 02:38 AM (T4tVD)

402 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 02:39 AM (T4tVD)

403 Much of Alaska, is "you can't there here from there", alas.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 02:26 AM (e6UQI)

15 minutes north of Palmer. You can, and we probably will. So far it looks very good to us. Lots of silly work, like the furnace and propane tank, but nothing that would kibosh it.

I'm already planning the garden and greenhouse....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2024 02:40 AM (sRfrW)

404 The cats and raccoons and possums and homeless bums drink at night.
Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 02:35 AM (T4tVD)

and there is the upkeep for the tiny Zamboni for the winter months....

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2024 02:41 AM (sRfrW)

405 Property is asking $325K. We will offer $280K because, furnace, and no garage. They will take it because they are clearly over their heads or they would have replaced the furnace and the oil tank.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2024 02:43 AM (sRfrW)

406 I'm out,

Gotta be up to put the colors + USMC Scarlet up at sunrise.

Have a blessed and meaningful Memorial day...courtesy of those that gave the ultimate sacrifice for us here today to hopefully wrench our country back from these posers that have so denigrated this Republic.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 27, 2024 02:47 AM (TDvv2)

407 Tap-Tap-Tap.....is this thing on ?
Posted by: JT

Present and accounted for, JT. The Missus and I are currently watching NCIS Sydney, which is way better than what people had told me. True to the NCIS brand while offering a good intro to Aussie culture and slang. (A sanitized version of things Australian, at least from the Aussies I knew.)

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 02:49 AM (u/Zei)

408 "We will remember them."

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 02:53 AM (hyRRf)

409 Crazy prices in AK, tcn.

I can be on 20 acres and a house, for their asking, up in East Texas.

Lacking salmon there, though. And crab. And elk. And caribou.

Just, damn.



Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 02:53 AM (e6UQI)

410 18 Inoculating a population with uncritical self-esteem is a sure path to destructive narcissism.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 26, 2024 10:08 PM (WzJ8a)

Say what?

Posted by: Public Schools at May 27, 2024 02:53 AM (xgbJW)

411 and there is the upkeep for the tiny Zamboni for the winter months....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2024 02:41 AM (sRfrW)

Do I LOOK like Rockefeller ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 02:54 AM (T4tVD)

412 15 minutes north of Palmer. You can, and we probably will. So far it looks very good to us. Lots of silly work, like the furnace and propane tank, but nothing that would kibosh it.

I'm already planning the garden and greenhouse....
Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 27, 2024 02:40 AM (sRfrW)

Having lived in Anchorage…15 minutes north of Palmer don’t sound bad. Near enough to civilization while keeping it at arm’s length.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 02:55 AM (xgbJW)

413 (sips Yuengling)
Posted by: Puddleglum


THIS GUY KNOWS

Posted by: Miklos, with one last Spaten Doppelbock at May 27, 2024 02:56 AM (wWqRd)

414 I'm surprised racing is still allowed.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 01:58 AM (sAmhv)
-

It shouldn't be allowed.

It's... racist.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 27, 2024 02:59 AM (vOvpU)

415 Hey, JT.

Birdbath get any usage at night?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I just put an LED light changing device in the bird bath.

Will see if an avian James Brown shows up.

Posted by: Miklos, bird friendly (winks at the chicks) at May 27, 2024 03:00 AM (wWqRd)

416 My brief window of lucidity, which I mostly spent asking JT about his birdbath, has passed. Goodnight, All:

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 03:01 AM (v6JzV)

417 tcn in AK, Wishing you all the best.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 27, 2024 03:01 AM (Sgq8y)

418 Goodnight, All, with a proper period instead of a colon.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 03:03 AM (v6JzV)

419 >>>Albert Camus: "The need to be right is the sign of a vulgar mind."

amen

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 03:06 AM (hyRRf)

420 Will see if an avian James Brown shows up.
Posted by: Miklos, bird friendly (winks at the chicks)

I hope he doesn't show up now; I'm gonna finish my coffee and go back to bed .

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:06 AM (T4tVD)

421 I'm gonna finish my coffee and go back to bed .
Posted by: JT

As is Right and Proper.

Just don't wake up little Skip.

Posted by: Strict but kindly Aunt Miklos at May 27, 2024 03:09 AM (wWqRd)

422 Six hours later and still no power.

Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 27, 2024 03:09 AM (cBD/g)

423 So far, nobody on NCIS Sydney has said "Fair dinkum" or "You be right," which is encouraging, but they have done the "everything in Australia wants to kill you bit".

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 03:10 AM (u/Zei)

424 Six hours later and still no power.
Posted by: olddog

Nede moar GIRRLS!

Posted by: Sustainable eco-friendly GIRRLL POWAAH at May 27, 2024 03:12 AM (wWqRd)

425 Six hours later and still no power.
Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 27, 2024 03:09 AM (cBD/g)

Did Scotty get drunk and fall asleep ?

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:14 AM (T4tVD)

426 Just don't wake up little Skip.
Posted by: Strict but kindly Aunt Miklos

Skip NEVER sleeps !

Like CBD !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:17 AM (T4tVD)

427 Goodnight, All, with a proper period instead of a colon.

Tranny guys evidently have both periods and colons. Good night, Horde.

Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 27, 2024 03:18 AM (Sgq8y)

428
The main page of this site has been loading in an erratical manner for the past day or so.

It is quiet here. Too quiet.

We are supposed to get rain here for the entire day. Oh, goody!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 03:19 AM (xG4kz)

429
Did Scotty get drunk and fall asleep ?
Posted by: JT

*sends Scotty a comely green lassie*

Posted by: Captain Miklos Tiberius Miklos at May 27, 2024 03:19 AM (wWqRd)

430 'Nite Debs !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:20 AM (T4tVD)

431 The main page of this site has been loading in an erratical manner for the past day or so.


Pixy must be "fixing" it !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:21 AM (T4tVD)

432 It is quiet here. Too quiet.

The Injuns must be up to sumpin'....

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:22 AM (T4tVD)

433 It is quiet here. Too quiet.



Good drummers out there

Wait

Posted by: Anthropologist Miklos at May 27, 2024 03:28 AM (wWqRd)

434

I want this entire planet to take it straight up the ass, dry. I hate everything so fucking much I wish the sun would go supernova, so I could spend the last eight minutes of my life watching everything burn....

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 03:29 AM (AXgQr)

435 PIXY FIXES GLITCHES

Posted by: Headlines by Miklos at May 27, 2024 03:30 AM (wWqRd)

436 Raining lightly

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 03:30 AM (fwDg9)

437 428 The main page of this site has been loading in an erratical manner for the past day or so.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 03:19 AM (xG4kz)

Not for me, in case that is a useful data point.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 03:31 AM (hyRRf)

438 but they have done the "everything in Australia wants to kill you bit".
Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 03:10 AM (u/Zei)


I tend to think a lot of Oz' critters will kill you. I mean, a dingo really did eat the baby? According to reaction videos of US animals/nature by non-US types, the opinion seems to be that our animals can kill us, too, even non-predator or non-venomous critters like elk and moose, even a decent-sized buck in rut. The alligators, though, get 'em every time, except those Aussies since salties are a helluva lot more deadly than alligators. As for snakes, they have two species of taipan and the eastern brown, more than equal to our four venomous snakes, and there's a few more Down Under I didn't list. That doesn't include insects, spiders and the like. So, yeah, a whole bunch of critters want to kill you Down Under.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2024 03:31 AM (emlEe)

439 Raining lightly
Posted by: Skip

You're just trying to trick me into going outside.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:31 AM (T4tVD)

440 So, who’s still around here for me to talk to?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus



(belch) Wut up? (guzzles Yuengling)

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 03:32 AM (sAmhv)

441 Raining lightly
Oatmeal, maybe
Today
Brunch, not breakfast

Posted by: Morning Haiku at May 27, 2024 03:32 AM (wWqRd)

442 Out with the ghosties and beasties and long legged whaddyacallits.

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 03:34 AM (T4tVD)

443 I've been cooking for days. Actually mostly food prep and stowage. Living out of a cooler out of the back of your truck on the road gets to be mighty tiresome.

My job blows but I do my best to create employment opportunities for others.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 27, 2024 03:34 AM (3hI7Q)

444 AIDs infested rabid babies ate my dingo!

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 03:34 AM (AXgQr)

445 66 Quick reminder to all - registration for this year's NoVaMoMe ends at midnight tonight! (EDT) Don't miss out!
Posted by: bluebell - registration ends tonight! at May 26, 2024 10:25 PM (bS+DD)

Is it too late to register for the NoVaMoMe?

(ducks....zig-zags toward door.....)

Posted by: Anonymous Rogue in Kalifornistan (ARiK) at May 27, 2024 03:35 AM (QGaXH)

446 My job blows but I do my best to create employment opportunities for others.
Posted by: Dr. Bone

Is good

Posted by: Albanians for hire at May 27, 2024 03:35 AM (wWqRd)

447 Still watching the recording of the Coca Cola 600. Don't think they made it to 600 miles. They just showed a weather radar and it looked bad.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 03:36 AM (sAmhv)

448 AIDs infested rabid babies ate my dingo!
Posted by: Elderly Git

This is about me, isn't it?

Posted by: Dr. DOCTOR Anthony Fauci at May 27, 2024 03:37 AM (wWqRd)

449 Still watching the recording of the Coca Cola 600. Don't think they made it to 600 miles. They just showed a weather radar and it looked bad.
Posted by: Puddleglum

But Scranton Lunchbox Joe was there.

Oh sorry, it was Trump.

Posted by: Miklos, political scientologist at May 27, 2024 03:39 AM (wWqRd)

450 Watching this Aussie-heavy content is getting to me - I've developed a sudden urge to sing "Waltzing Matilda" and to read the other "Bush Ballads" of Andrew "Banjo" Patterson. I'm checking to see if "The Man From Snowy River" is in my blu-ray collection. I'm suddenly wearing a bushranger slouch hat with one of the brims pinned and getting misty-eyed about the Great Emu War. i ... I have become a...oh God...were Aussie! Ned Kelly was misundetstood! Transportation was a barbarous Pomme practice. Don't watch NCIS Sydney - it's too late for me, but you still have hope! I..I'm driving on the left side of the road and Paul Hogan is in the passenger side suggesting we hunt sea crocs! Avenge me!

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 03:40 AM (u/Zei)

451
My high school class keeps an active FB page to advertise for reunions (we are in the post-50th anniversary phase now) as well as to let us know the sad news about classmates who have moved on.

There was such a notice for Mary K the other day. She was someone with whom I had been in school since kindergarten. I knew her by sight, but I cannot recall ever having engaged in prolonged conversation with her. In high school, some form of cancer caused her to lose a leg and she walked with crutches clear up through our graduation ceremony.

Her life after high school sounded mundane, according to her obituary, until she came back home to care for her dying father. Then she blossomed, after a fashion. She became a favorite aunt for her siblings' children and in the best of ways -- taking them on excursions, and so forth. It was mentioned that she in effect raised two of her nieces or nephews as well as two of her grandnieces or grandnephews. She had an open and generous heart that belied the lifelong consequences of her having had cancer. She sounded extraordinary. I regret not knowing that she had lived in our hometown for at least two decades -- I would have liked to meet her again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 27, 2024 03:40 AM (xG4kz)

452 Faggots driving in ovals for no goddamn reason for hours at a time should be fucked up the ass by forest trolls with stone dicks the size of my thigh...

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 03:41 AM (AXgQr)

453 God Bless Mary Kay.

Lord, hear her.

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 03:45 AM (AXgQr)

454
They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 03:47 AM (hyRRf)

455 Faggots driving in ovals for no goddamn reason for hours at a time should be fucked up the ass by forest trolls with stone dicks the size of my thigh...

Thigh meat Elderly Gits fucked up the ass for hours TRUMP! oval forest dicks size

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 03:49 AM (wWqRd)

456 Sorry I'm late, the daffodils demanded a bedtime story.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 03:50 AM (JUUwB)

457 They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
Posted by: m


Somehow reminded of Rupert Brooke

"BLOW out, you bugles, over the rich Dead!

There’s none of these so lonely and poor of old,

But, dying, has made us rarer gifts than gold."

Posted by: Miklos at May 27, 2024 03:55 AM (wWqRd)

458 Sorry I'm late, the daffodils demanded a bedtime story.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 27, 2024 03:50 AM (JUUwB)


tankdemon? Dude, don't try to sound so macho. You're The Flower Whisperer.

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2024 03:56 AM (emlEe)

459 They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.
Posted by: m

Beautiful. Thank you for reminding us of this.

Now go to bed old man. You foul your pajamas. That's okay. I do too. Fortunately, I live next to the washing well.

Getting old sucks.

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 04:02 AM (AXgQr)

460 There's a very short Pixy up at https://ai.mee.nu

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:03 AM (hyRRf)

461 Getting old sucks.
Posted by: Elderly Git

Being an Elderly Git sucks worse.

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 04:05 AM (wWqRd)

462 460 There's a very short Pixy up at https://ai.mee.nu
Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:03 AM (hyRRf)

Well, a very short post is up at https://ai.mee.nu. I'm not sure how short Pixy is.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:05 AM (hyRRf)

463 Poor Miklos...

Posted by: Elderly Git at May 27, 2024 04:07 AM (AXgQr)

464 How short?

Post contains 86 words, total size 1 kb.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:07 AM (hyRRf)

465 AoS after Dark.

Quieter than it used to be but still attracting loons.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 04:08 AM (sAmhv)

466 465 AoS after Dark.

Quieter than it used to be but still attracting loons.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 04:08 AM (sAmhv)

Loons are in the eye of the beholder, probably.

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:09 AM (hyRRf)

467 There are a couple of thoughtful comments up at

https://ai.mee.nu/were_back

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:12 AM (hyRRf)

468 Now a T-storm,

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:14 AM (fwDg9)

469 I'll probably have to repost this to the Tech thread but that's alright.

Two things for today.

The first is a continuation of the Australia conversation. This is a what I would say is a very fine pro-military, not necessarily pro-war, song from Australia. Beccy Cole, from 2005, 'Poster Girl (Wrong Side of the World)'. I somehow heard it when it came out and I loved it, even bought it. To me it's very softly moving. And a beautiful voice.

YouTube: https://tinyurl.com/bdfs9m89

This is a bit more lighthearted. When you watch this short 12-second video, you see just about everything for which the men we honor today have given everything. I'm not trying to be rudely humorous. But 12 seconds says a lot.

'X': https://tinyurl.com/2h59vp6c

Posted by: RickZ at May 27, 2024 04:15 AM (emlEe)

470 There are a couple of thoughtful comments up at

https://ai.mee.nu/were_back
Posted by: m


At roughly 6:20am EST the facility where [name of hosting company] operates its DAL1 data center ... lost utility power. Redundant power sources, UPS and generators, did not operate as designed thus causing the entire facility to lose power.

Posted by: Miklos, who caddied for the Dalai Lama, so I got that going for me at May 27, 2024 04:16 AM (wWqRd)

471 Raining 🪣

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:19 AM (fwDg9)

472 We had that yesterday, Skip. And several days previous!

Mornin', all

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 27, 2024 04:25 AM (xN8Fi)

473 It's been at least an hour since Pixy posted at https://ai.mee.nu.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at 08:21 AM

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:26 AM (hyRRf)

474 Can't sleep. Stupid will eat me.

Couch surfing will be the death of me.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez at May 27, 2024 04:26 AM (f9Or3)

475 I think it's time to clean the coffee pot. Way too slow. Or, am I just in a hurry and impatient.🫤

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 27, 2024 04:26 AM (xN8Fi)

476 Hi MLII

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:28 AM (fwDg9)

477 Weather Underground has picked up some alarming rotation heading to the south and east of us. Tupelo also looks like something heavy is headed their way. Trifle worrisome.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 27, 2024 04:30 AM (u/Zei)

478 Heading out the door. Hope you all have a good day.

Posted by: My Life is Insanity at May 27, 2024 04:32 AM (G37TK)

479 Quiet now

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:32 AM (fwDg9)

480 Raining 🪣
Posted by: Skip

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yr0a-taO5gc

Posted by: Miklos, who had his dinner cooked by this Lady at May 27, 2024 04:34 AM (wWqRd)

481 A DINGO ATE MY PIXY

Posted by: Miklos, with Aussie headlines at May 27, 2024 04:45 AM (wWqRd)

482 At Ambient Irony something about fires but everything is up and running

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 04:46 AM (fwDg9)

483 Avva bee, mate

Posted by: Miklos, who learnt Ozzie-speak at May 27, 2024 04:49 AM (wWqRd)

484 No Tech Thread? Is there another solar eclipse happening? Sun has gone supernova?

Bad vibes, man.


Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 04:51 AM (sAmhv)

485 Pixy's up!

Posted by: m at May 27, 2024 04:53 AM (hyRRf)

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