Friday Morning Report (5/24/24)

7 I had a """""""nonpartisan"""""" group of concerned citizens note that I am not registered to vote at my last residence in TX, and it is important that we stop Trump.

I told them that I don't live in TX anymore but would love to get registered there to stop Trump.

They didn't take the bait. Just sent me a link to the TX SOS site.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 06:29 AM (seACy)

8 Good morning dear morons and thanks for the emt mh

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:32 AM (RIvkX)

9 The headline from the paper was written poorly by the reporter or editor. It should have been :"Intoxicated man arrested while teaching 14 year old to drive." I thought the 14 year old was intoxicated.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 06:33 AM (lmHwU)

10 Saw a clip of young black men rapping for Trump in the Bronx. Something I never had on my bingo card.

What a country we could have been if there was absolutely no cheating in elections. Something deep in our DNA (or Satan, pick one or both) must be over-riding sweet reason.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:33 AM (u82oZ)

11 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 24, 2024 06:33 AM (ju2Fy)

12 Misanthropic Humanitarian

Thanks for the EMT. I hope this is a timed entry, and you are getting some deep, healing sleep.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:34 AM (u82oZ)

13 Good morning Mis Hum and Horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 06:35 AM (CTREE)

14 olddog in mo

Good to see you. How are you doing?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:35 AM (u82oZ)

15 I can haz covfefe today. Along with some pumpkin cheesecake I found and thawed out yesterday.

Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 24, 2024 06:35 AM (ju2Fy)

16 "Teslas can still be stolen with a cheap radio hack despite new keyless tech"

Not just Teslas. What does it matter anyway? DEI demands that you allow others to drive your car in the interest of fairness.

Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 06:36 AM (vFG9F)

17 Doing fine Salty. Surgery went well yesterday. Biopsy negative, no skin graft, and no overnight stay.

Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 24, 2024 06:36 AM (ju2Fy)

18 Thanks for filing in for J.J, MisHum. You guys are doing a great job supporting your ASHQ "colleague".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 06:36 AM (lmHwU)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 06:37 AM (T4tVD)

20 DEI demands that you allow others to drive your car in the interest of fairness.
Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 06:36 AM (vFG9F)
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Beep beep mm beep beep, yeah!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 06:37 AM (mUnoX)

21 16 "Teslas can still be stolen with a cheap radio hack despite new keyless tech"

Not just Teslas. What does it matter anyway? DEI demands that you allow others to drive your car in the interest of fairness.
Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 06:36 AM (vFG9F)

I think that falls under the category of "Redistributive Justice."

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2024 06:37 AM (PiwSw)

22 Headlines especially, but also "lede" sentences, exist in a grammar ouside that of actual thought. Once you throw out that subject and predicate referent business, it might as well be the car that is drunk. We'll live to see that, too.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 24, 2024 06:38 AM (zdLoL)

23 I am slowly warming to the idea of the death penalty within one week of FOIA violation discovery.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 06:39 AM (w67Ex)

24 So Marilyn Mosby who faced 40 years got a slap on the wrist, color me shocked, shocked I say.

Contrary to popular belief, there isn't two systems of justice, there is are three.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2024 06:39 AM (XV/Pl)

25 Biden's dog reporting action overnight in northern Israel but not seeing media reports

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (RIvkX)

26 A great relief is when you have suffered with clogged ears for a few days and they finally pop. Hearing back to normal. It was looking like a visit to the nurse was in order but good ol' debrox came through. Been a damn ear wax factory since I was a kid.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (V5eKu)

27 olddog in mo

Hallelujah!! Good to hear.

If the cute , fit, nurse with the blond hair in a ponytail didn't say "You sound just like my Dad". you have won the lottery.

Blessing on you for rapid healing.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (u82oZ)

28 Rep. @AOC tells @NY1 that Bronx voters shouldn't support Trump b/c he'll make gasoline more expensive by enabling energy producers to "price gouge"

They post a sign out front. They let you switch providers overnight.
Name one biz more out front with pricing and options.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (ENQN6)

29 Man arrested teaching 14 year old to drive car intoxicated.

Posted by: Is that better? at May 24, 2024 06:41 AM (vFG9F)

30 G'morning, Salty!

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2024 06:41 AM (a1415)

31 Anyone missing some tools?

https://tinyurl.com/4ha5yw3p

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2024 06:41 AM (a1415)

32 28 And what other business posts prices down to a fractional cent?

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 24, 2024 06:42 AM (V5eKu)

33 15 I can haz covfefe today. Along with some pumpkin cheesecake I found and thawed out yesterday.
Posted by: olddog in mo () at May 24, 2024 06:35 AM (ju2Fy)

I thot pumpkin can only be consumed from 10/31 to 11/30.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 06:42 AM (ENQN6)

34 Biden's dog reporting action overnight in northern Israel but not seeing media reports
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (RIvkX)
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Well, if the media isn't reporting it, he must be hearing things.

(/s, if needed)

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 06:43 AM (mUnoX)

35 "Mom fined $88K after kids collect 72 clams from California beach thinking they were seashells"

72 clams? Tell me more!

Posted by: Mohammed Mohammed Mohammed at May 24, 2024 06:44 AM (vFG9F)

36 Man arrested teaching 14 year old to drive car intoxicated.

LOL. Sounds like the car was intoxicated. Not something I want to associate with that old tv show, "My mother the car." 😉

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 06:44 AM (lmHwU)

37 Village Idiot's Apprentice

Top o ta mornin to ya, gov'nor.

Now that work is no longer an excuse, my chore list is very long for today.

Somehow, despite my attempts to rule by fear, the student's parents are all thanking me. They say their kids like me.

I will admit it is hard to be a curmudgeon with cute kindergartners.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

38 "The financial system of the Palestinian Authority is infected with terrorism up to its neck," said Smotrich, a member of a far-right Israeli coalition partner that supports settlements in the West Bank.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 06:45 AM (ENQN6)

39 So rich white people in EVs are hitting pedestrians?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 06:45 AM (w67Ex)

40 25 Biden's dog reporting action overnight in northern Israel but not seeing media reports
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (RIvkX)

We're waiting on ~~Hamas~~ the Gaza Ministry of Health to send us pictures of babies killed by the IDF.

Posted by: the Associated Press at May 24, 2024 06:45 AM (PiwSw)

41 (considers introducing the part where blacks are 80% more likely than whites to get hit by cars and that most pedestrian deaths occur in urban areas and 30% involve drunk pedestrians)

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 06:46 AM (w67Ex)

42 Raspberry mini Linzer tart

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:46 AM (RIvkX)

43 Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight

We can only glimpse what must be a huge struggle, wrapped in fog and darkness.

Thinks to mention Data and Picard video, but plays it in another tab instead.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:47 AM (u82oZ)

44 "And now for something completely different ":

Cute and amazingly talented 12 year old girl does a musical improvisation with just four notes:

https://tinyurl.com/ypzdfmrm

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 06:48 AM (lmHwU)

45 Thinks to mention Data and Picard video, but plays it in another tab instead.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:47 AM (u82oZ)
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Come cheer up, my lads!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 06:48 AM (mUnoX)

46 Biden's dog reporting action overnight in northern Israel but not seeing media reports
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (RIvkX)

The media's bored with Israel, the damn Jooos won't just die like they want. They're on the real story: Alito flying a flag outside his house. Or as this X post says:

Political Sock
@politicalsock
18h
Alito could thwart Democrat ambitions for power.

Covid only killed millions.

Eyes on the prize.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2024 06:48 AM (FD5dr)

47 "The financial system of the Palestinian Authority is infected with terrorism up to its neck," said Smotrich, a member of a far-right Israeli coalition partner that supports settlements in the West Bank.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 06:45 AM (ENQN6)
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Only up to its neck?

I think he's being overly optimistic there...

I would have said at least up to the eyeballs, if not higher.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2024 06:48 AM (BpYfr)

48 Okay, I clicked the link. It's in Britain. This was interesting: "Drivers of electric vehicles tend to be younger and less experienced"

Because it's the exact opposite of the truth in America. I wonder if it's really true there.

There was an interesting point in the comments, though. Do wealthy white EV drivers pass through areas where they might hit black pedestrians?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 06:49 AM (w67Ex)

49 The memo could mean that the federal government has stored and retained Executive Office of the President documents, including "a substantial amount, if not all, of President Trump’s classified documents,"

Who did not know this? It is all stored and managed. Read the fact that what is on the hard drives does not match what was quote unquote pulled from the boxes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 06:49 AM (ENQN6)

50 The memo could mean that the federal government has stored and retained Executive Office of the President documents, including "a substantial amount, if not all, of President Trump’s classified documents,"

-

It was Crossfire Hurricane II

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 06:50 AM (w67Ex)

51 About the deadly force at Mar-a-Lago thing, several former FBI and SS agents have said in public it's not standard boilerplate, and on Insty I see that Merrick Garland is saying it never happened. Which also indicates it's not standard, and that the junta can't keep their stories straight.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2024 06:51 AM (FD5dr)

52 Let us never forget the men and women who died while [believing they were] in service to our country.

--FIFY

Posted by: logprof at May 24, 2024 06:51 AM (iXVeq)

53 Congress is now a ‘reality’ show.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2024 06:51 AM (o2ZRX)

54 About the deadly force at Mar-a-Lago thing, several former FBI and SS agents have said in public it's not standard boilerplate...

--

I think it was lin-duh who made a great point yesterday.

If any U.S. citizen here makes a written threat that they intend to use force against a U.S. president...

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 06:52 AM (w67Ex)

55 Moron Robbie

Can you put a dozer blade on a Tesla and drive through a Hamas rally?

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:52 AM (u82oZ)

56 Merrick Garland has moved on to more important things, like the cost of Taylor Swift tickets.

Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)

57 I'm thinking a couple missiles here a couple missiles there, isn't even newsworthy anymore. Either that or they don't want us to know the real security situation.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:52 AM (RIvkX)

58 What's a Linzer tart?

Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 24, 2024 06:52 AM (ju2Fy)

59 Can you put a dozer blade on a Tesla and drive through a Hamas rally?

-

They're so heavy that it's illegal for them to drive over bridges (no one will discuss that for obvious reasons), so they'd probably make pretty good people movers.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 06:55 AM (w67Ex)

60 "What's a Linzer tart?"

I'll say "what is the same thing as in town" for 20 dollars,
Alex.

Posted by: Outside of Life at May 24, 2024 06:55 AM (89Sog)

61 Phil Edwards, first author on the study and professor of epidemiology and statistics at the London School of Hygiene & Tropical Medicine.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 06:55 AM (ENQN6)

62 What's a Linzer tart?
Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy) at May 24, 2024 06:52 AM (ju2Fy)
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I'm guessing...a tart from Linz?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 06:55 AM (mUnoX)

63 Fen, did you noticed that the young lady had perfect pitch?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2024 06:55 AM (PiwSw)

64 Somehow, despite my attempts to rule by fear, the student's parents are all thanking me. They say their kids like me.

I will admit it is hard to be a curmudgeon with cute kindergartners.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:45 AM (u82oZ)

Did you say you had to give the bus back ?
Couldn't ya paint it brown and use it to deliver manure and topsoil ?

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 06:57 AM (T4tVD)

65 Yonder Horde

It's a bit foggy out there today.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 06:57 AM (Q4IgG)

66 "Perfessor" Squirrel

At least to the top of their hair. Palestinians squandered many excellent opportunities to have a better life. For 76 years.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 06:58 AM (u82oZ)

67 What's a Linzer tart?
Posted by: olddog in mo (ju2Fy)

Thankfully its different than a Linzer fart.

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 06:58 AM (T4tVD)

68 It seems Cracker Barrel is in the Crapper Barrel after the CEO says they are not relevant anymore. She'll get a bonus and CB is dead.

Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 06:59 AM (vFG9F)

69 Linzer tart is a sandwich cookie with typically raspberry or apricot filling, with a semi-open top, and powdered sugar. The Austrians love their pastry.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 07:00 AM (RIvkX)

70 @51

>>About the deadly force at Mar-a-Lago thing, several former FBI and SS agents have said in public it's not standard boilerplate, and on Insty I see that Merrick Garland is saying it never happened. Which also indicates it's not standard, and that the junta can't keep their stories straight.

Well, all they have to do is release the affidavit for the FBI "search" of The Meat Puppets garage and other locations.

I doubt very much that there was a deadly force authorization on that one.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2024 07:00 AM (XV/Pl)

71 No more $20 country fried steak covered in paste gravy. Isn't this the story of Joe Biden's America?

Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 07:01 AM (vFG9F)

72 Merrick Garland has moved on to more important things, like the cost of Taylor Swift tickets.
Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 06:52 AM (vFG9F)

--I was bitching about this with family last night.

So many other trusts (Google, Amazon, mobile carriers, airlines, banks, etc.) cry out to be busted, and *event ticketing* is the target? The Swiffers must be accommodated!

Sign 1,635 of a decadent society.

Posted by: logprof at May 24, 2024 07:01 AM (iXVeq)

73 JT

Turned it in yesterday. We have one staffer that cleans all the buses over the summer and gets them ready for State Police inspection.

We use technology called dump trucks to move topsoil. There is a specialized piece of farm equipment to move manure, in the rare cases it is called upon for covering gardens. Mostly it is left on the field as in'place fertilizer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

74 Schoolkids here use public transit so Muni operates "specials" when schools let out so that the riding public is less-exposed to the depredations of our yutes. Those drivers should get combat pay.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 07:04 AM (RIvkX)

75 Chores CBDR.

Blessings to you all.

Have a thrilling day, full of fun and frivolity.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 07:04 AM (u82oZ)

76 Thanks for filing in for J.J, MisHum. You guys are doing a great job supporting your ASHQ "colleague".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 06:36 AM (lmHwU)

And be sure to comment often.
I heard that COBS get paid by the comment.

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:05 AM (T4tVD)

77 Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 24, 2024 06:55 AM (PiwSw

I didn't notice that, but I thought it was amazing and a very cute girl too.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:05 AM (gY8P5)

78 “The document that is being referred to in the allegation is the Justice Department’s standard policy limiting the use of force,” Mr Garland continued. “As the FBI advises, it is part of a standard operations plan for searches and, in fact, it was even used in the consensual search of President Biden’s home.”

show us then

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:05 AM (ENQN6)

79 Have a thrilling day, full of fun and frivolity.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 07:04 AM (u82oZ)
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There is much left to the imagination here...

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 07:06 AM (RIvkX)

80 At least Cracker Barrel is good for my gig deliveries.

I think people that add overpriced drinks that slow down the delivery boy are morons though.

Posted by: logprof at May 24, 2024 07:06 AM (iXVeq)

81 Nothing on yahoo news or Fox News about the Trump Bronx rally (its number 1 trending on yahoo but no news article). Kinda like the media wants to bury/disappear that event ASAP. Anyone who watched it would’ve had preconceptions about Trump shattered. When he started talking about his dad and learning about business it was fascinating….

Didn’t our own Ignoramus attend?

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 07:07 AM (xT8gx)

82 @78

>>show us then

Ersatz Merrick Garlan: Well.. we can't reveal sources and methods of an ongoing investigation, so... uhh... trust us... it was on there... will you look at the time.. gotta catch a plane... byeeeee.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2024 07:08 AM (XV/Pl)

83 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 07:00 AM (RIvkX)

I am not a big cookie eater, but I like the raspberry linzer tarts.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:09 AM (gY8P5)

84 RIP Doge Kabosu.

Posted by: gp at May 24, 2024 07:09 AM (MvF+J)

85 Byeee...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 24, 2024 07:10 AM (mUnoX)

86 EV headline brought me back to the days of SUV headlines, where the vehicle just plowed into people or objects all by itself. I sure miss Rush, who jumped all over those SUV stories.

Posted by: Al Unsure at May 24, 2024 07:11 AM (v33tB)

87 And be sure to comment often.

With the way I'm going I may get on the "frequent commentator" list- which I would prefer not to.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:11 AM (gY8P5)

88 51 About the deadly force at Mar-a-Lago thing, several former FBI and SS agents have said in public it's not standard boilerplate, and on Insty I see that Merrick Garland is saying it never happened. Which also indicates it's not standard, and that the junta can't keep their stories straight.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 24, 2024 06:51 AM (FD5dr)

The use of deadly force was raised in the “Contingencies” addendum outside of the so called boilerplate form. Clearly it was an action item which had been discussed and planned.

Posted by: 7man at May 24, 2024 07:11 AM (IpGua)

89
g'mornin', 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 24, 2024 07:13 AM (bEb2S)

90 2.7 million illegals voting? Why is this not the lead story? Why aren’t republicans talking about this non-stop? In the Bronx rally last night the biggest applause lines were about deporting illegals….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 07:13 AM (xT8gx)

91 Cow #88 is finally in labor!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 07:13 AM (3ImbR)

92 Democrat Gov. Kathy Hochul says President Trump's New York supporters are "clowns"

"made-up fake rally."

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:13 AM (ENQN6)

93 Birdbath status?

Posted by: Just Wondering at May 24, 2024 07:13 AM (dg+HA)

94 @90

>>Why aren’t republicans talking about this non-stop?

The most important thing to The Republican caucus is funding for Ukraine.
--
Mitch "Slow Hand" McConnell

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2024 07:14 AM (XV/Pl)

95 2.7 million illegals voting? Why is this not the lead story? Why aren’t republicans talking about this non-stop?

-

Because they're going to pass amnesty before Trump takes office (assuming he's allowed to, which I still don't believe).

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 07:15 AM (w67Ex)

96 I'm in a foul mood knowing what's ahead for me today.

How about a beautiful Bach cantata? This video dropped yesterday, and I needed it.

https://youtu.be/r6TELFuXwVE?si=8FgyVWYSd369ljJ6

Have a better day than I, Horde!

Posted by: logprof at May 24, 2024 07:15 AM (iXVeq)

97 Jasmine ain't nothing but a ratchet ass hood rat all cleaned up with a schmear of makeup, a doo and some falsies to make her appear less threatening to normal folks. Prolly reads at a 4th grade level. Sent to congress to steal monies for her constituents.

You know she wants to go all ghetto and fling poo while trashing the halls of congress. You go gurl!

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2024 07:15 AM (HopJA)

98 California Air Resources Board (CARB) issued new regulations "that would require all freight trains to be in a zero-emission configuration by 2035. By 2030, the rule mandates that diesel locomotives that are 23 years or older be retired, even though a locomotive can have a useful life of 39 years or longer."

something something impossible things before breakfast

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:18 AM (ENQN6)

99 I think the number of illegals who may vote is way north of 2.7M. If they're being given immigration forms already filled out for them, the forms necessary to obtain driver's licenses (including the "Real ID") and the paperwork to get all the free shit (food, clothing, room/board, etc.) I bet they're also getting voter registration forms for wherever they're headed too.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 07:19 AM (Q4IgG)

100 - @81 LVP

He spoke about his uncle John for just a short bit also.
I've read some things about him, that I can neither confirm nor deny, that include a working relationship with another, well known, brilliant guy.
I've also seen a pic of him next to a pic of another, younger, well known individual who looked like he could very easily be John's son.

Posted by: TeeJ at May 24, 2024 07:20 AM (xZpzx)

101 Not all 30 million illegals vote but when they do you can bet they vote (D)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:20 AM (ENQN6)

102 " Study Shows EVs ‘Hit Pedestrians at Twice the Rate of Petrol or Diesel Vehicles’"

The AI takes over and backs up to run over the victim again?

Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 07:21 AM (vFG9F)

103 So six years for trains to magically run on solar power.

Boy, that 2030 date keeps consistently popping up in weird ways, doesn't it?

Eh, probably nothing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 07:22 AM (w67Ex)

104 That’s Wild Turkey 101.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2024 07:22 AM (o2ZRX)

105 @98

>>something something impossible things before breakfast

And before people say, well, that's just California for you, California regulations drive industry standards as it's less expensive to have multiple regimes.

Like in trucking, fuel surcharges are based on nationwide averages, well, California's insane standards and taxes, drive up the nationwide average and make transportation more expensive, manufactures have to make CARB compliant engines, which drives up costs, and on and on.

So what happens in California doesn't stay in California.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2024 07:22 AM (XV/Pl)

106 Even without 2.7M directly voting they're still represented in the House.

The actual number is 50M or so, of course.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 07:23 AM (w67Ex)

107 And before people say, well, that's just California for you, California regulations drive industry standards as it's less expensive to have multiple regimes.

--

Yep. And every single household, family, and individual could see and understand it if they'd only look at their gas can and learn why they can't buy one that works.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 07:24 AM (w67Ex)

108 "4D Reality Capture" would be a good nic.

Posted by: fd at May 24, 2024 07:25 AM (vFG9F)

109 Quote from a Jeremy Carl piece at tomklingstein.com linked at RCP this morning that I thought was worth sharing (though depressing):

The first legal same-sex marriage was performed under the administration of then-San Francisco mayor Gavin Newsom in 2004. In 2015, the Supreme Court in Obergefell v Hodges made it mandatory nationwide. It took just 11 years to go from “crazy thing only people in San Francisco do” to “constitutionally mandated throughout the country.”

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 07:26 AM (xT8gx)

110 It's really not about the number of illegals who'll potentially vote.

It's all about the ballots they'll receive. 50M "real" ballots for the Democrats to fill out. They're legit. It's not fraud. They were counted.

See... all on the up-and-up.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 07:26 AM (Q4IgG)

111 So the catfight between MTG and A O-C continues, I see. AOC says that you used to throw people like MTG out of the bar all the time. LOL; Great claim to fame, honey:

https://tinyurl.com/yhb63dpp

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:26 AM (XkYcA)

112 Hi J.J. if you're lurking! Very glad to hear everything went well.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 07:27 AM (3ImbR)

113
We use technology called dump trucks to move topsoil. There is a specialized piece of farm equipment to move manure, in the rare cases it is called upon for covering gardens. Mostly it is left on the field as in'place fertilizer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

Oh.

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:27 AM (T4tVD)

114
Well, all they have to do is release the affidavit for the FBI "search" of The Meat Puppets garage and other locations.

I doubt very much that there was a deadly force authorization on that one.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2024 07:00 AM (XV/Pl)

Wasn't Biden president by the time they searched his garage? So what if it was in the search warrant... they knew Biden wasn't going to be there tuning up his vette. But there was an ever so slim chance Trump could have been at mar a Lago.

Posted by: Pete Townsend at May 24, 2024 07:28 AM (OiAR7)

115 Sock off

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2024 07:28 AM (OiAR7)

116 111-Meant "she" used to throw... not you. I don't know whether any of you have thrown people out of bars.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:28 AM (XkYcA)

117
Not all 30 million illegals vote but when they do you can bet they vote (D)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:20 AM

When you give them all freebies before the election with the threat that they'll be cut off if they don't vote the right way... it's almost criminal. In my state all that you need to register and vote is a physical address and checking the box in the 'Are you a US citizen' field. What are they going to do if the person lies?

Absolutely nothing. Say it again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 07:28 AM (RKVpM)

118 Birdbath status?
Posted by: Just Wondering

Serving customers

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:29 AM (T4tVD)

119 He that named a bar
named it well:
A bar to Heaven,
a gate to Hell.

Posted by: gp at May 24, 2024 07:30 AM (MvF+J)

120 24 So Marilyn Mosby who faced 40 years got a slap on the wrist, color me shocked, shocked I say.

Contrary to popular belief, there isn't two systems of justice, there is are three.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 24, 2024 06:39 AM (XV/Pl)
----
So Justice is non-binary?

Posted by: Ciampino - That MM name is noted for lampposting I hope at May 24, 2024 07:31 AM (qfLjt)

121 116 111-Meant "she" used to throw... not you. I don't know whether any of you have thrown people out of bars.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:28 AM (XkYcA
Easier to throw out if they just arrived, but much, much easier to keep them out in the first place. IYKWIMAITYD.

Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2024 07:31 AM (o2ZRX)

122
If they really thought it was impossible to cheat their way to victory they'd be pushing Justice Sotomayor to resign right now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 07:31 AM (RKVpM)

123 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 07:32 AM (v6JzV)

124 117
Not all 30 million illegals vote but when they do you can bet they vote (D)

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:20 AM

Do you think they actually send the ballots to the border crossers? They gather them up and fill them out at the dem hq.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 24, 2024 07:32 AM (OiAR7)

125 Man arrested teaching 14 year old to drive car intoxicated.

"[Man accused of] [teaching 14-year-old to drive] [in Carlisle while intoxicated]

We have all ignored the possibility that it was Carlisle that was intoxicated. I think we may have sources on the ground there.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 24, 2024 07:33 AM (zdLoL)

126 Two used books being delivered on same day. It can mean only one thing: torrential rain to test the books' packaging as they sit on the stoop.

Posted by: gp at May 24, 2024 07:34 AM (MvF+J)

127 Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 24, 2024 07:33 AM (zdLoL)

LOL. Readers can certainly have a lot of fun with poor grammar.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:35 AM (XkYcA)

128 Man accused of teaching 14-year-old to drive in Carlisle while intoxicated

Wow. Starting the kid off with driving drunk. That's advanced stuff.

Good morning horde!

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at May 24, 2024 07:39 AM (IUd0M)

129 Our trash pickup has improved. We now have to call ahead to have a mattress removed. Catch-22: they never answer their phone.

Repeat four times over four weeks:
Trash Guy 1: "What's that?"
Trash Guy 2: "Dunno."
TG1: "Can't be a mattress. We didn't get a call."
TG2: "Guess we have to leave it, whatever it is."

Posted by: gp at May 24, 2024 07:39 AM (MvF+J)

130 "Mom fined $88K after kids collect 72 clams from California beach thinking they were seashells"

The Clam Mommy should have been fined just for taking her kids to california.

The horror, the horror...

More coffee.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2024 07:39 AM (HopJA)

131 Boker Tov Patriots

Posted by: Nevergiveup at May 24, 2024 07:41 AM (pVWRI)

132 Milwaukee's ousted Election Commission executive director will remain with the city in an advisory position through early August ― but with terms that include her working outside of the office she led since 2020 and not contacting staff there about election processes.

Mayor Cavalier Johnson opted not to reappoint Claire Woodall to the position leading the Election Commission and instead nominated her deputy, Paulina Gutiérrez

Claire printed over 400k ballots. Who filled them out?

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:41 AM (ENQN6)

133 "Mom fined $88K after kids collect 72 clams from California beach thinking they were seashells"

Not bearded ?

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:41 AM (T4tVD)

134 Morning everyone , thx MisHum. Pointed out yesterday that I walk a lot and the number of near pedestrian accidents with EVs I've seen is immense. They are so quiet that the average dipe walks right in front of them without looking

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 07:41 AM (SaBu/)

135 Hiya Cap'n !

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:42 AM (T4tVD)

136 "I'm here tonight to declare we are going to turn New York City around, and we are going to turn it around very, very quickly," Trump said after taking the stage, vowing to bring back safety and better schools to the city. "We are going to make New York bigger, better and greater than ever before."

MNYGA

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:43 AM (ENQN6)

137 "Milwaukee's ousted Election Commission executive director will remain with the city in an advisory position through early August ― but with terms that include her working outside of the office she led since 2020 and not contacting staff there about election processes."

"Advisory Position."

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2024 07:44 AM (SYTee)

138 Dope not dipe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 07:44 AM (SaBu/)

139 >>It seems the deep state is not happy with Georgia cracking down on foreign NGOs. Imagine that.

@SecBlinken
I am announcing a new visa restriction policy for those responsible for undermining democracy in Georgia, including in connection with the Georgian Dream’s proposed “foreign influence” legislation.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 07:45 AM (LkLld)

140 "New York will never, ever support Donald Trump for president. We know him better than anyone and that means we understand what he’s all about. He’s just for himself. So, this state will go solidly behind Joe Biden for president as it has in the past. So, if he wants to spend his time doing these made-up, fake rallies and pretending there’s support here, be my guest, because while you’re doing that, Donald Trump, Joe Biden’s out there on the other side making sure he’s delivering for all Americans."

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:45 AM (ENQN6)

141 Biden's dog reporting action overnight in northern Israel but not seeing media reports
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 24, 2024 06:40 AM (RIvkX)
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See my comment, # 3, on Thursday ONT and some follow up comments on Pixy's tech thread about some souvenirs.

Finished picking a whole ton of yummy cherries with Mrs. BD. Missiles at night and gardening in the day. What a war!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 24, 2024 07:45 AM (CrtM/)

142 good morning MisHum, Horde. It's another fine morning here in the pre-apocalyptic hill country.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 24, 2024 07:45 AM (JcnCJ)

143 Okay, I clicked the link. It's in Britain. This was interesting: "Drivers of electric vehicles tend to be younger and less experienced"
Because it's the exact opposite of the truth in America. I wonder if it's really true there.
There was an interesting point in the comments, though. Do wealthy white EV drivers pass through areas where they might hit black pedestrians?
Posted by: Moron Robbie

On my motorcycle, in descending order of whom will kill me with their car:
Tesla drover
Prius driver
Loaded dump truck city worker
City bus driver
Everyone else

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 24, 2024 07:47 AM (MsrgL)

144 EVs too quiet. Spoked wheels, a baseball card, and a clothespin. Soon to be mandated by California.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 24, 2024 07:47 AM (V5eKu)

145 TGIF!

So how many attended Trump's rally - 30k?

Posted by: Gertrude Abercrombie at May 24, 2024 07:48 AM (cCVOS)

146 At one time, shortly after the Prius debuted I think there was some discussion about making the EV's have some sort of "noise maker" running when they were on battery power.

This was in California, IIRC.

That was, what? 20 years ago and already pedestrians were being run over by these things.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 07:50 AM (Q4IgG)

147 There is a song Donald Trump (Black Version) performed by The Time.

It's not a great song, a ballad not one of their party jams, but still.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2024 07:50 AM (IFNME)

148 while you’re doing that, Donald Trump, Joe Biden’s out there on the other side making sure he’s delivering for all Americans."
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 07:45 AM (ENQN6)

Delivering WHAT ?

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:51 AM (T4tVD)

149 The MYNGA was Latvia's sole entrant in the automotive market. The fledgling company lasted less than a year struggling to produce a three wheeled three cylinder three doored vehicle that ran on used cooking oil and had rope seat belts. Consumers, while eager for transportation alternatives, were not impressed.

Posted by: Car nerd at May 24, 2024 07:52 AM (dg+HA)

150
Joe Biden’s out there on the other side making sure he’s delivering for all Americans.

So far, he's delivered a 25% hit to the value of my wife's fixed pension. About the same hit to fuel, electricity, and food expense. I wish he wouldn't work so damn hard.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 07:52 AM (RKVpM)

151 >>Not all 30 million illegals vote but when they do you can bet they vote (D)

Don't you mean "11 million" buddy?! /s

IIRC, JJ linked to an article recently that had it at 51 million illegals now.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 07:53 AM (cCVOS)

152 Okay, I clicked the link thinking "what was the crime" and it was about what I had assumed from the beginning:

"A caller reported that a white pickup truck drove around the round-about before driving into a ditch. As the truck backed up back onto the road, it reportedly ran over the sidewalk and hit several cones.

Police found the truck at a stop sign on N. College Street at G Street and identified the driver as a 14-year-old boy.

A man in the front passenger seat, identified as 39-year-old Jonathan Storms, allegedly told officers he was teaching a family member how to drive."

I'm guessing it's the same as always, the drunk drives drunk and then says it wasn't him driving. This guy was just pretty clever in his excuse and, like Hunter Biden, had a 14 year old handy for his needs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 07:53 AM (w67Ex)

153 So people aren’t looking both ways before they cross the street?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 07:53 AM (v6JzV)

154 The video of Biden yesterday is a cringe fest on so many levels . He actually admitted the press has a "deal" with him, he yelled and snarled , and he embarrassed the USA in front of the a foreign leader. Average Dem: Joe being Joe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 07:54 AM (SaBu/)

155 See my comment, # 3, on Thursday ONT and some follow up comments on Pixy's tech thread about some souvenirs.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 24, 2024 07:45 AM (CrtM/)
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Here's a clip of what woke us up at 4AM:

https://tinyurl.com/nrb348n6

(X)

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 24, 2024 07:54 AM (CrtM/)

156 If the FBI's claim turns out to be false, I'll note that. But like I said, this seems easy enough to disprove, if it is false.
-----------
Quote tweet:
Jacqui Heinrich @JacquiHeinrich · 19h
AG Garland also confirms: "As the FBI advises, it is part of a standard operations plan for searches, and in fact it was even used in the consensual searches for President Biden's home." x.com/JacquiHeinrich…

Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2
It's called an FD-888. Let's see it first.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 07:54 AM (ZdexC)

157 What were the souvenirs?

Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2024 07:55 AM (SYTee)

158
The last time I was in Lowe's it looked like nothing but migrants in the store buying lumber and drywall. Some announcement was made over the PA system in Spanish. Just Spanish.

I'm done with them. I have a hardware store which is closer and the owner is a conservative.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 07:57 AM (RKVpM)

159 “Too Big To Rig”
Reporting on Trump’s Bronx Rally.
Crotona Park – Smack in the middle of the South Bronx.
Enthusiastic peaceful crowd. Large police presence, unneeded.
Half white, 30% Hispanic, 15% Black. Good mix of ages. Not the profile of a Country Club.
Good-sized crowd given the location, but a lot closer to 3,000 than 20,000.

Trump went the full 15 rounds -- over 90 minutes. You can’t question his stamina.
Uses his teleprompter to try to stay on script, but he could ad lib riff all night.

Trump could do the same show in Peoria, and he mostly did, which I suppose is the point, no? With some local flavoring added, mostly in the politicians who joined him on stage.

I was wrong about his using the event to force the Judge/DA to jail him for violating the gag order. A local pol brought on stage spoke a paragraph. That was all. He knows how to sell, you see. Always find the optimistic angle. And be shrewd about the fights that you pick.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 07:57 AM (Gse2f)

160 Re: Trump voters -- the comments at the WSJ site have gotten pointedly anti-Biden and angry. A lot of people are pissed off about what's been happening, and these are not all silly flyover people in MAGA hats IYKWIM.
Have no idea if this will make a difference, but it's been the trend for the past year. Interesting. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 07:58 AM (cCVOS)

161 Good morning America. On the cusp of Memorial Day and, quite credibly, with the ballistic nuke-armed, multi-million man People's Liberation Army of China poised to invade Taiwan.

And our leadership consists of a senile husk of a corrupt politician, a babbling DEI hire/day-drinker and a shadow-Politburo made up of America-lasters, academic eccentrics and communist sympathizers.

Posted by: Zek at May 24, 2024 07:59 AM (5FPX4)

162 Joe Biden’s out there on the other side making sure he’s delivering for all Americans."

On the other side? What side? From no wars? lower gas prices, less inflation, a closed border, respect among other nations?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 07:59 AM (XkYcA)

163 157 What were the souvenirs?

CBD?

Oh wait, you said “souvenirs,” not “sous viders.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 07:59 AM (v6JzV)

164
I'm guessing it's the same as always, the drunk drives drunk and then says it wasn't him driving. This guy was just pretty clever in his excuse and, like Hunter Biden, had a 14 year old handy for his needs.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging

I saw that happen outside my first house. Some accident where the kid and his mom (I guess) immediately climbed over each other to switch seats. The kid didn't look old enough to drive.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 08:00 AM (RKVpM)

165 153 Lots of people cross the street with their eyes glued to their smart phones.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 24, 2024 08:00 AM (JcnCJ)

166 The last time I was in Lowe's it looked like nothing but migrants in the store buying lumber and drywall. Some announcement was made over the PA system in Spanish. Just Spanish.

-

Yeah, I heard that last time I was there, too.

HELPO WANTEDO!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:00 AM (w67Ex)

167 We use technology called dump trucks to move topsoil. There is a specialized piece of farm equipment to move manure, in the rare cases it is called upon for covering gardens. Mostly it is left on the field as in'place fertilizer.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 24, 2024 07:01 AM (u82oZ)

Oh.
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:27 AM (T4tVD)

That THUD you heard was my joke hitting the floor after Salty killed it.

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 08:01 AM (T4tVD)

168 What were the souvenirs?
Posted by: davidt at May 24, 2024 07:55 AM (SYTee)
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Two pieces of shrapnel. One of our pups says that the 1-inch square flat one, about 1/3 thick and feeling very heavy for its size is most probably tungsten. It's from within the warhead and is meant to splinter upon explosion to cut through whatever is in its path.

The 2nd piece is thinner, slightly curved and much lighter, with a length of about 2.5 inches. I assume it's part of an external or internal cylindrical tube, or perhaps part of the external warhead.

No idea whether either piece is from the Iraqi or Israeli missile. But they are keepers!

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 24, 2024 08:02 AM (CrtM/)

169 >>Headlines especially, but also "lede" sentences, exist in a grammar outside that of actual thought. Once you throw out that subject and predicate referent business, it might as well be the car that is drunk. We'll live to see that, too.

Heh.
Also: why does it take 4+ people to write an article nowadays?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 08:03 AM (cCVOS)

170 Lots of people cross the street with their eyes glued to their smart phones.

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Urban areas it's a cultural passive-aggressive method of perceived "dominance" to walk down the middle of the road and inconvenience honkeys. Honkers. Whatever people honking horns are called.

Regardless it's a very prevalent thing that you see everywhere. I suspect it's similar to "no I won't move over even one inch while passing you on the sidewalk and if you run into me we'll fight"

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:03 AM (w67Ex)

171 "They got to meet Dad. All very good. Talk later,” Hunter Biden wrote in a December 2013 email confirming how he connected his Chinese associates with his father in a Beijing hotel after the vice president had met with Chinese President Xi Jinping.

The younger Biden also bragged in his emails that his father was so enamored with China's communist leader that "I think they are in love with each other," the emails showed.

"They all most kissed on departure,” Hunter Biden wrote in one of the emails seized by federal agents.

China owns Joe.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 08:04 AM (ENQN6)

172 Trump's South Bronx rally. I looked at the local papers.

NY Times. Minimal coverage of the event. Instead
* Donald Trump’s Pattern of Sowing Election Doubt Intensifies in 2024
* The shaky foundation of Donald Trump’s lead? Disengaged voters.
NY Daily News
* Brooklyn rappers accused of murder conspiracy join Donald Trump at Bronx rally
* Hundreds of Trump supporters pack Bronx rally as protesters jeer outside
NY Post
* Boogie Don Bronx Trump vows to ‘make NYC great again’ as thousands show up for boisterous Bronx rally
* Trump will win if he does more speeches like the one in the Bronx

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 08:05 AM (Gse2f)

173 "They got to meet Dad. All very good. Talk later,” Hunter Biden wrote in a December 2013 email confirming how he connected his Chinese associates with his father in a Beijing hotel after the vice president had met with Chinese President Xi Jinping.

--

This is why Joe laments his dearly departed Bo like he does.

Bo knew better than to write this type of email.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:06 AM (w67Ex)

174 Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 24, 2024 08:02 AM (CrtM/)

Stay safe. It's a crazy world out there.

Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 08:07 AM (Oy/m2)

175 We may have dodged a bullet with Beau.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 24, 2024 08:08 AM (2QA3G)

176 Good morning fine people.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 24, 2024 08:08 AM (SfhV1)

177 173 Bo knew better

Oh no! Don’t tell me coach Schembechler was involved with the Bidens!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 08:08 AM (v6JzV)

178 FL. Priest bites woman who came up for the Eucharist. He said he was defending the Host.. There seem to be differing accounts of what went on, but the woman seemed to be lacking in theological or mental acuity since she said, "He wouldn't give me the cookie ":

https://tinyurl.com/2bdv7vtb

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 08:09 AM (XkYcA)

179 I guarantee Boe helped Joe set up the 20+ LLCs that don't do or produce anything and are entirely for laundering money.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:09 AM (w67Ex)

180 Gee, suddenly the NY Times discovers that rappers murder people.

I wish Trump would just put on a wig, declare he's a woman, and put a swift end to this tranny shit forever.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:09 AM (U6Usv)

181 I thought Beau caught the bullet at Antietam.

Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 08:10 AM (Oy/m2)

182 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 08:10 AM (T4tVD)

183 Sent my DNA in to 24 and Me and they sent back a nice report telling me what I already knew.

Posted by: Corky at May 24, 2024 08:10 AM (V5BDR)

184 It's National Escargot Day. 🐌

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 08:11 AM (NpAcC)

185 The drunk driver-ed teacher finally got arrested when the cops told him to walk home and sober up and, instead, he started dancing down the middle of the road in traffic. Happy dude.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 08:11 AM (tPAdw)

186 New research shows that insects circle lights at night because of the dorsal light response. Insects try to orient their flight so that the brightest light source is at their back. Artificial light tricks the response, and they end up circling a light for hours until they die.
The only reasonable response to this is an executive order immediately banning all artificial light. The lives of trillions of insects, Some of which may be endangered species, depends on quick action by the president.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 08:11 AM (seACy)

187 Hiya JT!

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 24, 2024 08:12 AM (SfhV1)

188
‘Justice-Impacted Individual’?

Aren't those the co-stars in the films of teh ghey porn star, Justice Boner?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2024 08:12 AM (eDfFs)

189 Was reading that article about the 23 and Me policy people opted in to.

Well I like an occasional sports bet, and when it came time to sign up for FanDuel, their fine print policy was so fucking egregious I never and will never bother with them. I presumed Draftkings is the same shit.

Read the stuff you're signing up for if you're giving people your information.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:12 AM (U6Usv)

190 Headlines are some of the best comedy being written today.

I saw a partial headline the other day (truncated to save space I presume) about some university moving to take down a Palestine protest encampment.

"Police begin dismantling protesters'..."

My hopes momentarily soared. Until I saw the apostrophe.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2024 08:13 AM (991eG)

191 >>Boy, that 2030 date keeps consistently popping up in weird ways, doesn't it?

Amazing coincidence, isn't it?

California: https://tinyurl.com/5n8ucn75
WEF: https://tinyurl.com/5n8snhau

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 08:13 AM (cCVOS)

192 Another headline from just this morning:

"Sole survivor of murder/suicide dies"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2024 08:14 AM (991eG)

193 Hunter was at a White House event on Monday and a State Dinner last night. Democrats are claiming its "inappropriate". They never said boo when all the info about Hunter's notorious life and corruption first came out, only now when an election is in prospect.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 08:15 AM (tPAdw)

194 Per the Tech Thread, it's amazing to me that AI systems controllers think that using freaking Reddit as a training set is a good idea.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 08:15 AM (d04cU)

195 >>It's National Escargot Day.

Ya know, I was feeling a bit sluggish. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 08:15 AM (cCVOS)

196 Sent my DNA in to 24 and Me and they sent back a nice report telling me what I already knew.
Posted by: Corky

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The wife CEO of the Google founder isn't at all concerned about what YOU know about your DNA:

"Downs' aunt voluntarily submitted DNA evidence to a genealogical profile website. The link led investigators to Downs, who was living in Maine and working as a nurse."

https://tinyurl.com/24ncxryl

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:15 AM (w67Ex)

197 23 and Me, opt in

So they can sell your personal data to the ChiComs so they can get make a more effective kiler virus to target round-eyes.

It's in the 2pt type at the bottom.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 08:15 AM (Gse2f)

198 Ed Markey
@SenMarkey

Justice Alito must recuse himself from anything related to the January 6th insurrection and we must expand the Court to ensure that Donald Trump’s stolen seats don’t dismantle our democracy.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

199 Yellen concerned about Israel's threats to cut off Palestinian banks
++++
Well, sure, and likely for the same reason that a person would be upset if the owner of a laundromat padlocked the doors while his clothes were in the dryer.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 08:16 AM (d04cU)

200 "Justice Impacted Individual" should only apply if the perp was run down or shot by the po-leece!

Posted by: Don Draper at May 24, 2024 08:16 AM (SpDH3)

201 I have a leave now. Have a good day everyone and remember that God loves you and you are a blessing to others. An if anyone feels so inclined, posts 24, 47, 82, and 89 in the Tech thread are either upbeat stories or devotionals.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 08:16 AM (XkYcA)

202 Hiya JT!
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 08:16 AM (T4tVD)

203
Read the stuff you're signing up for if you're giving people your information.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:12 AM

Funny you should mention that. In my suit against the Boy Scouts the lawyers want me to give them my SS number on a document with my name, address, and the details of the abuse. The disclaimer at the top says they will disseminate the information to anyone they want.

Fvck that. Not signing.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (RKVpM)

204 I just read a Michael Connelly novel whose plot revolved around selling DNA for fun and murder.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (SfhV1)

205 >>I guarantee Boe helped Joe set up the 20+ LLCs that don't do or produce anything and are entirely for laundering money.

Nothing the Biden's did was done without the help or approval of the CIA.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (LkLld)

206 No idea whether either piece is from the Iraqi or Israeli missile. But they are keepers!
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Mainly just the first 1:25 minutes although Frank gets another one in at the end at around 4:50 minutes.

https://tinyurl.com/mry4f752

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (ZdexC)

207 @SenMarkey
Justice Alito must recuse himself from anything related to the January 6th insurrection and we must expand the Court to ensure that Donald Trump’s stolen seats don’t dismantle our democracy.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)
++++
LOLWUT?

Alito wasn't a Trump appointee.
Trump stole nothing. Is SenMarkey an election denier?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (d04cU)

208 201- Have "to" leave.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (XkYcA)

209 "He wouldn't give me the cookie ":

https://tinyurl.com/2bdv7vtb
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 08:09 AM (XkYcA)

I'd say paul's mom found religion but she didn't offer to blow him for it, so it's not her.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (U6Usv)

210 That Lake Mead story
https://tinyurl.com/bdvmb2w3

I think pictures 1 and 4 are in fact the same picture.
Shades of Alzheimer Research.

Posted by: Ciampino - who is cheating? at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (qfLjt)

211 Re: Trump voters -- the comments at the WSJ site have gotten pointedly anti-Biden and angry. A lot of people are pissed off about what's been happening, and these are not all silly flyover people in MAGA hats IYKWIM.
Have no idea if this will make a difference, but it's been the trend for the past year. Interesting. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 07:58 AM (cCVOS)

If Biden (or frankly any other Democrat) """"wins"""" the Preezyship,

I expect a YUGE crash on Wall Street.

If Trump wins, I expect a YUGER boom on Wall street.

Caveat: To sustain said boom, Trump needs Congress Critters who will cooperate with him. But, either way there will be a sizable uptick in the economy.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (eDfFs)

212 The headline from the paper was written poorly by the reporter or editor. It should have been :"Intoxicated man arrested while teaching 14 year old to drive." I thought the 14 year old was intoxicated.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 24, 2024 06:33 AM

Editing is a lost skill. I was wondering why an intoxicated 14 yr old would want to drive in Carlisle. Aren't there better places to do that?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2024 08:18 AM (Wnv9h)

213 I just read a Michael Connelly novel whose plot revolved around selling DNA for fun and murder.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM (SfhV1)
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I could see how a service like that would cater to a particularly sick and disturbing demographic.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2024 08:18 AM (si1C0)

214 Up to 2.7 Million Noncitizens Could Vote Illegally in November, Study Warns

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That's been the Democrats' plan all along. Even a human vegetable hooked up to life-saving tubes knows it. It's that obvious.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2024 08:19 AM (mupln)

215 Friday morning, sunny and mild here at Rancho Webworks. So much green.

G'morn, y'all.

Posted by: mindful webworker - undercover nebbish at May 24, 2024 08:19 AM (yGYWu)

216 Ya know, I was feeling a bit sluggish. . .
Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 08:15 AM (cCVOS)

You're just a shell of your former self.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:19 AM (U6Usv)

217 Alito wasn't a Trump appointee.
Trump stole nothing. Is SenMarkey an election denier?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 08:17 AM

Meh. It's Ed Mahkey. He's not that bright.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2024 08:19 AM (Wnv9h)

218 > Nothing the Biden's did was done without the help or approval of the CIA.
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The CIA is notorious for setting up shell companies to "conduct business" so I figure they're all in on *biden.

And Ukraine.

And...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 08:20 AM (Q4IgG)

219 If the crap keeps piling up , the 2.7m illegals voting might end up voting for Trump

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 08:21 AM (SaBu/)

220 SHe was up to something:
A witness claimed to police the woman was rejected because of her sexuality and what she had on.

“He tried to forcefully shove it in her mouth, she backed up,” the witness alleged, according to WFTV. . .

Instead, he claimed the woman tried to grab the Communion wafer from his hand.

The woman attended a 10 a.m. service, but was denied Communion then because she didn’t know the process, Rodriguez claimed.

The Catholic Diocese of Orlando defended the priest in a statement posted online.

“The woman forcefully placed her hand in the vessel and grabbed some sacred Communion hosts, crushing them,” part of the statement said. “Having only one hand free, Father Rodriguez struggled to restrain the woman as she refused to let go of the hosts.”

Hate crime against the priest. Alinsky #4

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 08:21 AM (cCVOS)

221 I learned to drive chauffeuring my drunk uncle around in his pickup truck. Good times.

Posted by: Jim at May 24, 2024 08:21 AM (zhWvq)

222 I wonder if illegals answer polls, or ever get called. No wonder Democrats seem so confident the polls are off...

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:21 AM (U6Usv)

223 210
Darn it, I didn't scroll further, past the graphic.

Posted by: Ciampino - who is cheating?! at May 24, 2024 08:21 AM (qfLjt)

224 Hunter's been to plenty of State Dinners -- supposedly to help his completely healthy dad. No one said 'boo!' except conservative bloggers.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 08:21 AM (ZdexC)

225 181 I thought Beau caught the bullet at Antietam.
Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 08:10 AM (Oy/m2)

And fired the shot heard round the world.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 08:21 AM (ENQN6)

226 I knew the rally was big, but I didn't know it was this big!

https://tinyurl.com/43xxs2tt

Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 08:22 AM (3ImbR)

227 The amount of energy Trump has is no comparison to Biden.

No wonder Trump accepted the debates.

And no wonder Biden is now demanding they sit behind tables.

Because just Trump pacing around while Biden stands there with a frightened death-grip on lectern will be a huge visual contrast.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 24, 2024 08:22 AM (g9W3m)

228 It's also...
National Asparagus Day.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 08:23 AM (NpAcC)

229 >>The CIA is notorious for setting up shell companies to "conduct business" so I figure they're all in on *biden.

They are also notorious for setting up NGOs in foreign countries. See the Binken tweet I posted at 139.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:23 AM (LkLld)

230 Silent but Deadly: Study Shows EVs ‘Hit Pedestrians at Twice the Rate of Petrol or Diesel Vehicles’

Slick marketing campaign:

"SBD's. It's not just for farts anymore".

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2024 08:24 AM (8F31h)

231 Anyone know how JJ is doing?

Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:24 AM (YCxFk)

232 Trumpets just refuse to see Putin for what he is
Even Israel is sending Ukraine advanced radars
Israel recognizes the rangers that Russian and her ally create in the MidEsst.
Morons in their blind loyalty to Trump(Putin) are even willing to side against Israel

Posted by: Paul banned at May 24, 2024 08:24 AM (lTdqD)

233 I haven’t seen definitive numbers yet, but Trump’s rally was was planned to accommodate up to 3,500 people. As the event got underway, many outlets were reporting that the crowd numbered 25,000 or more.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 08:25 AM (ENQN6)

234 Delivering WHAT ?
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 07:51 AM (T4tVD)

Packages from that place that sends shit in a box to your enemies.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:25 AM (U6Usv)

235 And if there's an alien invasion, I'd probably just post "Turn on Fox, there's an alien invasion."

------

We are proud to welcome the Newcomers. Their death rays are powered by a spark of the divine, and they are simply ravaging the countryside that Americans won't ravage.

Posted by: Fox at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (0FoWg)

236 Archie Bunker also demanded of Edith if she ate the cookie at an R.C. mass her [Commie] Catholic friend took her to, afraid she was going to convert.

[I can't recall the friend's character's name; and too lazy to search it.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (ZdexC)

237 It's also...
National Asparagus Day.
Posted by: redridinghood

Asspergrass !

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (T4tVD)

238 227. Deep State doctors already have med cocktails mixed up to prop up Biden that night.

Cocaine, speed, snake venom, LSD etc.... Lasts one hour, and then Biden goes back to bed with pudding

Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (YCxFk)

239 The tertiary syphilis seems to be taking a chunk out of Paul today

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (SaBu/)

240 Morons in their blind loyalty to Trump(Putin) are even willing to side against Israel

--

Yes, we're the ones supplying Palestine and thwarting Israel. You're exactly right.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (w67Ex)

241 6 Ya know, I was feeling a bit sluggish. . .
Posted by: Lizz

********

You sure hit the snail on the head there!

Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (991eG)

242 Trump should refuse to sit, and make Biden look like Grandpa Moses

Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:27 AM (YCxFk)

243 Trump reminded the crowd that his victory in 2024 must be “too big to rig.”

I want that hat!!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 08:27 AM (ENQN6)

244 Spare gas?

Posted by: No I don't need hearing aids!$ at May 24, 2024 08:27 AM (dg+HA)

245 I haven’t seen definitive numbers yet, but Trump’s rally was was planned to accommodate up to 3,500 people. As the event got underway, many outlets were reporting that the crowd numbered 25,000 or more.

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Holy mackerel. If that's anywhere close to being true...in that location of all places...the idiot woman with donkey chompers must be really stuck in her steamer this morning.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2024 08:28 AM (mupln)

246 Meh. It's Ed Mahkey. He's not that bright.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2024 08:19 AM (Wnv9h)
++++
Well, he's a legislator, so the odds are high that he's very stupid. Even with no prior knowledge, one can safely assume he's a dunce.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 08:28 AM (d04cU)

247 I'm more and more coming around to the suggestion posted here yesterday that Boe and Hundoe are both CIA assets and as such could never be investigated or held to any form of justice.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:28 AM (w67Ex)

248 I'm surprised Ed Markey remembers to breathe

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 08:28 AM (SaBu/)

249 On this date in 1969, the Archies released their Mega-Hit-Sugar, Sugar. It was the top song of 1969. Please honor this achievement by carrying Sugar, Sugar in your brain as an earworm all day.

Posted by: Archie, Betty, Veronica, Jughead at May 24, 2024 08:28 AM (V5BDR)

250 >>You sure hit the snail on the head there!

Tease me if you mollusc!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 08:29 AM (cCVOS)

251 @JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Fmr Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovich has arrived in Belarus with Putin to meet with Lukashenko.
He is the president who was deposed in the Maidan coup of 2014

Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 08:29 AM (3ImbR)

252 [I can't recall the friend's character's name; and too lazy to search it.]

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Irene Lorenzo? Played by Betty Garrett.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2024 08:29 AM (mupln)

253 They are going to crash the markets in Dec if trump wins. Just like they did to W. Then the 4 year lament will be the recession and sad state of the economy and how the 600,000 jobs created in the last month is really inadequate and spells failure for Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 08:29 AM (seACy)

254 The amount of energy Trump has is no comparison to Biden.

No wonder Trump accepted the debates.

And no wonder Biden is now demanding they sit behind tables.

Because just Trump pacing around while Biden stands there with a frightened death-grip on lectern will be a huge visual contrast.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 24, 2024 08:22 AM (g9W3m)
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Unlike FJB, Trump *feeds* off the energy of the crowds around him. It literally powers him up.

He's a natural extrovert and everyone knows it.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (si1C0)

255 Good morning everyone. Thank you MisHum.

Verse for the Day:

"Ask and it will be given to you; seek and you will find; knock and the door will be opened to you. For everyone who asks, receives; and the one who seeks, finds; and to the one who knocks, the door will be opened."
— Matthew 7:7-8

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (blmVn)

256 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Buena Vista Elementary School (K-

in San Francisco. Definitely no agenda.

tinyurl.com/y23j6m99

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (NpAcC)

257 >>Well, he's a legislator, so the odds are high that he's very stupid. Even with no prior knowledge, one can safely assume he's a dunce.

He partners with AOC in writing climate change legislation. Dumb.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (cCVOS)

258 SHe was up to something:
A witness claimed to police the woman was rejected because of her sexuality and what she had on.

“He tried to forcefully shove it in her mouth, she backed up,” the witness alleged, according to WFTV. . .

Who else expected something different?

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (8F31h)

259 Anyone know how JJ is doing?
Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:24 AM (YCxFk)
~~~~~

Got an update the other day that surgery went well and he is doing very well too!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (3ImbR)

260 What's with Trump's "make NYC great again" spiel? He said much the same thing about the capitol city. Renovating it or some such. That was back when he opined the FBI's new HQ should remain in DC.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (Q4IgG)

261 Because just Trump pacing around while Biden stands there with a frightened death-grip on lectern will be a huge visual contrast.

-

I didn't watch. Was he speaking extemporaneously about the things he believes?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:31 AM (w67Ex)

262 "Too big to rig" is a great slogan.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 24, 2024 08:31 AM (mupln)

263 I assume the arena venue holds 3,500 and the others were outside -- you know, 18,000 anti-Trump protesters according to the NYT.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 08:32 AM (ZdexC)

264 Bronx is brilliant optics. Reagan did it in 1980 also. Going into a Lion's den to speak, is a sign of strength, and expands the map

Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:32 AM (YCxFk)

265 Anyone know how JJ is doing?
Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:24 AM (YCxFk)
~~~~~

Got an update the other day that surgery went well and he is doing very well too!
Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 08:30 AM (3ImbR)
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Let's just pray that they didn't accidentally transreverse his brain patterns and turn him into a Leftist....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2024 08:32 AM (si1C0)

266 What do you call a rich clam?

Posted by: Elon Mollusk at May 24, 2024 08:32 AM (dg+HA)

267 Joe is going to be the first president to cross the 100MM vote mark.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 24, 2024 08:32 AM (seACy)

268 Asspergrass !
Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 08:26 AM (T4tVD)
******
AssperGas.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

269 "Too big to rig" is a great slogan.

-

Yep. Makes the current point and reminds people that their vote was taken from them and that the system is corrupt. Because the majority of Americans know it was fraudulent. Some approve, of course, but they still know.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:33 AM (w67Ex)

270 259. Great. Thanks Irish

Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:33 AM (YCxFk)

271 After looking at pictures of the Bronx rally I expected the lefties to obsess over crowd size reports. They love to do this with every rally.

Sure enough, DailyKos has post up, saying Fox reported 25,000 attendees but other estimates, estimates DailyKos much prefers, were 3500 people. Then the post goes back into their favorite subject, the Wildwood NJ rally, where they still claim it was much smaller than the reported 100,000.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 08:33 AM (5Z7kF)

272 I’m cowring in fear from all these mollusk puns.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 08:33 AM (v6JzV)

273 Trump went the full 15 rounds -- over 90 minutes. You can’t question his stamina.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 07:57 AM (Gse2f)

Today Old Joe gets the President's Daily Brief at 10 AM and will be at his house in Wilmington by 2 PM. He is stronk and tireless!

Posted by: Gref at May 24, 2024 08:34 AM (5fDan)

274 247 I'm more and more coming around to the suggestion posted here yesterday that Boe and Hundoe are both CIA assets and as such could never be investigated or held to any form of justice.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging
____

Everything thing we do, by definition, is legal. Go away, peasant.

Posted by: CIA at May 24, 2024 08:34 AM (VXRhG)

275 Thanks TonyPete !

Posted by: JT at May 24, 2024 08:34 AM (T4tVD)

276 The best approach is to clam up.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2024 08:35 AM (dg+HA)

277 Trump went the full 15 rounds -- over 90 minutes.

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No one needs 15 rounds! We need common sense Trump control!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:35 AM (w67Ex)

278 Supreme Court Justices are too vain to retire when they are supposed to. Breyer, Ginsberg etc..

I am surprised, Liberal Chief Justice Roberts, has not retired to help Biden

Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:35 AM (YCxFk)

279 In remembrance of those that have gone before:

SGT MEDAS, ALBERT USMC
2LT WHITE, WILLIAM (Wild Bill) USMC
PVT JOHNSON USA
PVT CAVALIER, JOSEPH USA

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2024 08:35 AM (blmVn)

280 "...first president to cross the 100MM vote mark."

He may get the votes, without the voters.

Posted by: No one of any consequence. at May 24, 2024 08:36 AM (VuZH8)

281 I’m cowring in fear from all these mollusk puns.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

You're just shellfish.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2024 08:36 AM (8F31h)

282 Trump needs to reiterate the fact that re-election for Biden, is a full term for Kameltoe

Posted by: Jonah at May 24, 2024 08:36 AM (YCxFk)

283 One round a month ought to be enough for anybody.

Posted by: Your neighborhood Karen at May 24, 2024 08:37 AM (dg+HA)

284 Sure enough, DailyKos has post up, saying Fox reported 25,000 attendees but other estimates, estimates DailyKos much prefers, were 3500 people. Then the post goes back into their favorite subject, the Wildwood NJ rally, where they still claim it was much smaller than the reported 100,000.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
_____

Have 3500 people shown up for Biden, combined for all of his campaign events this year?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 08:37 AM (VXRhG)

285 What do you call a rich clam?
Posted by: Elon Mollusk
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Oysters Rockefeller!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 08:37 AM (ZdexC)

286 "Votes." That's cute.

Posted by: Dominion Systems at May 24, 2024 08:37 AM (dg+HA)

287 "I am slowly warming to the idea of the death penalty within one week of FOIA violation discovery."

I am the FOIA officer for a small state agency. I have absolutely NO problem with responding to legitimate and reasonable FOIA requests within the 5 business days prescribed by our state's FOIA statute. We can take up to 10 business days if the request is "voluminous" or requires an intensive search for not readily accessible records. I repeat, I have NO issues with requests from the public.

However.... for some reason, about 90% of the FOIA requests our agency receives are from prison inmates (excuse me, "justice impacted individuals") on fishing expeditions for obscure statues or rules that they, presumably, think will prove their innocence or something. These requests are often illegible, incoherent and seeking documents that we do not have or that don't even exist. In those cases we can deny the request or ask for clarification. Still, I cringe whenever I get one of these requests. A legitimate and genuine request from a member of the public is like a breath of fresh air to me.

Posted by: Secret Square at May 24, 2024 08:37 AM (9WuX0)

288 I wonder if AOC could get 300 supporters for a rally in the Bronx. I wonder this as the mainstream outlets obsess over whether Trump got 10x that amount or 100x….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (xT8gx)

289 >>@JackPosobiec
BREAKING: Fmr Ukrainian President Viktor Yanukovich has arrived in Belarus with Putin to meet with Lukashenko.
He is the president who was deposed in the Maidan coup of 2014

Imagine that.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (LkLld)

290 By the way, the Junta is developing their campaign message and, other than abortion, plans to focus on lowering inflation and stopping illegal immigration.

Not kidding. They really think propaganda has that much power.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (UIcOt)

291 The rally crowd was closer to 3,500 than 20,000. Still good for the location.

From what I saw, the anti-rally was a pigment of AOC's creation.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (Gse2f)

292 Biden's dog. Yep, that's what I remember from the one shot down near our hotel the last night in Israel. Also remember the overpowering smell of sulfur, burning fuel???

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (eYdiI)

293
Two lawyers are walking down the street when an attractive woman walks past. One lawyer stops, turns around and says, "Man, I'd like to screw her."

The other lawyer says, "Out of what?"

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (RKVpM)

294 I hung a new flag today. The first time I've flown a flag in a while. I think I hung it in memory of all the people who died believing they were fighting for something that didn't exist, and for the people who believed it, too.

I miss that place.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:40 AM (w67Ex)

295 170 Yup.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 24, 2024 08:40 AM (JcnCJ)

296 I wonder if AOC could get 300 supporters for a rally in the Bronx. I wonder this as the mainstream outlets obsess over whether Trump got 10x that amount or 100x….
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (xT8gx)
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I'll see if I can find the video but she held a townhall recently with probably 300 attendees, and most were there to yell at her. Not much liked.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 08:40 AM (UIcOt)

297 One lawyer stops, turns around and says, "Man, I'd like to screw her."

The other lawyer says, "Out of what?"
Posted by: Divide by Zero

"HeyOhhhh!!!"

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2024 08:41 AM (blmVn)

298 If Putin ends up forcing Yanukovich back into control of some or all of Ukraine, that will be a true humiliation of the State Department. A brutal insult. And a funny one.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 08:41 AM (0FoWg)

299 The rally crowd was closer to 3,500 than 20,000. Still good for the location.
From what I saw, the anti-rally was a pigment of AOC's creation.
Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 08:39 AM (Gse2f)
~~~~~

Did you look at the picture I linked at #226?

Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 08:41 AM (3ImbR)

300 53 Congress is now a ‘reality’ show.
Posted by: Eromero at May 24, 2024 06:51 AM (o2ZRX)

It has been for a while now. And a particularly bad one at that.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 08:42 AM (S6gqv)

301 One lawyer stops, turns around and says, "Man, I'd like to screw her."

The other lawyer says, "Out of what?"
Posted by: Divide by Zero

"HeyOhhhh!!!"
Posted by: Tonypete
====
[plays intro into first commercial break]

Posted by: Doc Severinsen at May 24, 2024 08:43 AM (ZdexC)

302 Congress is now a ‘reality’ show.
Posted by: Eromero

It has been for a while now. And a particularly bad one at that.
Posted by: Tom Servo

To Catch a Predator?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2024 08:44 AM (blmVn)

303 These requests are often illegible, incoherent and seeking documents that we do not have or that don't even exist. In those cases we can deny the request or ask for clarification. Still, I cringe whenever I get one of these requests. A legitimate and genuine request from a member of the public is like a breath of fresh air to me.

-

The worst part is recently learning that normal people have to be extremely specific in their requests to certain departments to get information that they request. Things that humans understand the moment they read the request are actively worked against and thwarted because the people involved know what is happening and are doing everything they can to obstruct it.

Something came out recently that a clearly worded request had no documents that could be returned (sound familiar, search engines?) and later it was found that one specific word or phrase wasn't used exactly, or a number was written out with hyphens instead of slashes or in a different date format.

I'm fine with the death penalty in those cases, even down to things as simple as some sort of local ordinance or school library request.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:45 AM (w67Ex)

304 @299 Ha!

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 08:45 AM (Gse2f)

305 Fiddy Cent plans a Netflix series on P Diddy's apparent decades long sex, drugs and crime spree.

I predict gunfire.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 08:46 AM (UIcOt)

306 kevin smith
@kevin_smith45

Today we registered more than 250 Republican voters in the South Bronx at the Donald Trump rally

tinyurl.com/y33dwbv5

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 08:46 AM (NpAcC)

307 I have now come to believe that US involvement is the greatest single obstacle to Peace in Gaza. What I think isn't really important, of course - but what does matter is that now Israel also believes that, and Egypt has come out and said they believe that, and every other player in the region is letting it be known that Biden and Blinken's double dealing and ham handed attempts to force something have wrecked the "negotiation" process for everyone.

The US is about to get diplomatically booted out of the region by acclamation of everyone involved, just like Great Britain got booted out in 1956. Good Job, Biden.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 08:46 AM (S6gqv)

308 Friday can't get over fast enough

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 08:46 AM (CTREE)

309 A Fiddy Diddy?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:46 AM (w67Ex)

310 This is perfect.

https://tinyurl.com/4tmah5me

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:47 AM (LkLld)

311 What you want: An outdoor Biden rally with 100k enthusiastic people, a barn burner of a speech, top shelf musical acts, fireworks and a laser light show.

What you'd take: 3500 people at a used car lot in Dover, with a senile geezer who stumbles through an unintelligible teleprompter speech after which his wife has to help him off the stage.

What you'll get: 35 people in an amphitheatre at a Delaware community college, consisting mainly of media, staffers, security and the janitorial crew and a sleepy geezer mumbling and drooling through half closed eyes while the air is filled with the pungent aroma of dirty diaper.

Posted by: DNC organizer at May 24, 2024 08:47 AM (dg+HA)

312 Our government has joined the Save Hamas side, like lots of European countries just have.

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 08:47 AM (CTREE)

313 The No. 9 NAPA Chevy is set to showcase a patriotic livery in remembrance of TEC5 Clifford Strickland.

On December 20, 2023, the Defense POW/MIA Accounting Agency (DPAA) identified the remains of Technician Fifth Grade Clifford H. Strickland, missing from World War II.

Technician Fifth Grade Clifford H. Strickland entered the U.S. Army Air Forces from Colorado and was a member of the 803rd Engineers Battalion, Philippine Department, tasked with defending the Philippine Islands and training the Philippine Army. He was captured following the American surrender of the Bataan Peninsula on April 9, 1942, and forced on the Bataan Death March. He was ultimately interned in the notorious Cabanatuan Prison Camp in Nueva Ecija Province, where he died on July 29, 1942.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 08:48 AM (ENQN6)

314 https://tinyurl.com/4tmah5me

--

Dang, that's brilliant.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Men don't care about women's accomplishments, only looks and not nagging at May 24, 2024 08:48 AM (w67Ex)

315 https://tinyurl.com/mvedbydm
See Spain's position #17 on Bad Blue

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 08:48 AM (CTREE)

316 312 Our government has joined the Save Hamas side, like lots of European countries just have.
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 08:47 AM (CTREE)

Why?
I do not know how many Jew Hating voters there are in the US but I do know they all vote (D).

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 24, 2024 08:49 AM (ENQN6)

317 289 Zelensky stayed in power, even though his term expired a day or two ago. Maybe Yanukovich figures it's time to undo the coup.

Did anyone else here think Weird Al Yankovic when they saw Yanukovich? Ukraine could do worse.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 24, 2024 08:49 AM (JcnCJ)

318 I noticed in some coverage of the Bronx Rally that a meme is spreading, one that really aggravates the regime supporters -

Trump is America's Nelson Mandela.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 08:50 AM (S6gqv)

319 Did anyone else here think Weird Al Yankovic when they saw Yanukovich? Ukraine could do worse.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 24, 2024 08:49 AM (JcnCJ)
---
Guilty.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2024 08:50 AM (si1C0)

320 Fiddy Cent plans a Netflix series on P Diddy's apparent decades long sex, drugs and crime spree.
I predict gunfire.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 08:46 AM (UIcOt)

Have they caught P. Diddy yet?

More coffee...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 24, 2024 08:51 AM (HopJA)

321 > This is perfect.
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Horrifying to think how this "deep fake" technology is going to be used to make the public think *biden's still alive and functioning.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 08:52 AM (Q4IgG)

322 No wonder Trump accepted the debates.

What are you some kind of cultist?

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2024 08:53 AM (IFNME)

323 >>Horrifying to think how this "deep fake" technology is going to be used to make the public think *biden's still alive and functioning.

And fully transitioned into Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:53 AM (LkLld)

324 Knowing a bit of Russian history, I can't think of anything more Russian than having a discredited leader tossed out of the country, going into exile for a decade, and then coming back in victory to take a bitter revenge on all of those who ousted him.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 08:53 AM (S6gqv)

325 298 But how will those Ivy League pinkos provide for their families after that? Think of the children, man!

* rimshot *

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 24, 2024 08:53 AM (JcnCJ)

326 Horrifying to think how this "deep fake" technology is going to be used to make the public think *biden's still alive and functioning.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 08:52 AM (Q4IgG)
----
They'll turn him into "Father" from the movie "Equilibrium"

A hologram spouting Party lines and dogma, brainwashing the next generation...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 24, 2024 08:54 AM (si1C0)

327 Daily Mail is reporting Diddy has a micropenis.

https://is.gd/whvkXk

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2024 08:54 AM (iRX3h)

328 This is perfect.
https://tinyurl.com/4tmah5me
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:47 AM (LkLld)
~~~~~

Awesome!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (3ImbR)

329 I see Gov. Hochul called the Trump rally attendees "clowns". So in addition to being deplorable we're now clowns. BTW could her eyebrows get any higher?

Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (oaGWv)

330 Ugh they're gonna discontinue my freaking cologne now because it's branded Sean John. Bastards.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (U6Usv)

331 321 > This is perfect.
----------
Horrifying to think how this "deep fake" technology is going to be used to make the public think *biden's still alive and functioning.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 08:52 AM (Q4IgG)

It may do that. Long term, it just means that no one will believe anything they see onscreen, only if they see it in person. Mass media will be dead, the trust society will be gone, and everyone will live in suspicion constantly. Not a future I look forward to.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (S6gqv)

332 >>Knowing a bit of Russian history, I can't think of anything more Russian than having a discredited leader tossed out of the country, going into exile for a decade, and then coming back in victory to take a bitter revenge on all of those who ousted him.

That would be us.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (LkLld)

333 "Trump is America's Nelson Mandela."

Trump wants to get a sizeable share of Blacks and Hispanics to vote for him (= 1 vote) or stay home (= 1/2 vote). He could even win NYS.

Too big to rig, indeed.

Posted by: Ignoramus at May 24, 2024 08:56 AM (Gse2f)

334 I dunno. I continue to stockpile food. I don't know what they have planned but it will benefit them and not me

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 24, 2024 08:56 AM (yeEu9)

335 Well, he's a legislator, so the odds are high that he's very stupid. Even with no prior knowledge, one can safely assume he's a dunce.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 24, 2024 08:28 AM

Speaking as a resident Masshole, trust me...Markey's a living brain donor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 24, 2024 08:56 AM (Wnv9h)

336 Rich clams only hire high-end escargots when they go to parties.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 08:57 AM (v6JzV)

337 I have The Specials Free Nelson Mandela in a playlist on my phone. For whatever reason if I plug in my phone in sra blasters car, that song plays.

Always.

It's a throwback to another time. We need someone to do Free Donald Trump.

Posted by: blaster at May 24, 2024 08:57 AM (IFNME)

338 Daily Mail is reporting Diddy has a micropenis.

https://is.gd/whvkXk
Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 24, 2024 08:54 AM (iRX3h)

He has an itty-bitty diddy?

Say it ain't so!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2024 08:58 AM (eDfFs)

339 This is perfect.

https://tinyurl.com/4tmah5me
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 08:47 AM (LkLld)

Having trouble playing it. What is it?

Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 08:58 AM (Oy/m2)

340 336 Rich clams only hire high-end escargots when they go to parties.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 08:57 AM (v6JzV)

Okay, I think these clam puns have reached their shell-by date.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 08:58 AM (T+Iwg)

341 I have a work meeting from 10am to 3pm today…. A Friday…. No lunch will be provided…. The Friday before Memorial Day weekend. I could cry…. My life is so hard and unfair. They actually expect me to show up to work to get paid. It’s not on Zoom but in person. What if the other attendees are sick. My immune system might be compromised…. I’m starting to understand Taylor Lorenz….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 08:59 AM (xT8gx)

342 One of my friends works at a mollusk farm which he says gives him a good workout.

Posted by: He has big mussels at May 24, 2024 08:59 AM (dg+HA)

343 Okay, I think these clam puns have reached their shell-by date.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 08:58 AM (T+Iwg)

I can't fathom that statement.

Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 08:59 AM (Oy/m2)

344 I see Gov. Hochul called the Trump rally attendees "clowns". So in addition to being deplorable we're now clowns. BTW could her eyebrows get any higher?
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (oaGWv)

At least she has eyebrows…. Hello!!

Posted by: Uncle Leo at May 24, 2024 09:00 AM (xT8gx)

345 I have a work meeting from 10am to 3pm today…. A Friday…. No lunch will be provided…. The Friday before Memorial Day weekend. I could cry…. My life is so hard and unfair.

I would never do that to people.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 24, 2024 09:01 AM (2QA3G)

346 As Campos-Duffy toured the neighborhood, residents described Trump on "Fox & Friends" as being for the "little man" and that the former president has shown a lot of respect to the Bronx by visiting.

"Senior citizens cannot walk down the street. Our children are being killed. When you go to a grocery store, you can't even buy anything anymore," said Rev. Ruben Diaz Sr., president of New York's Hispanic Clergy Association.

"I’m a Democrat. All my life I've been a Democrat, but Democrats have used us and abused us, they think that they own us. Donald Trump is giving us an opportunity."

Posted by: Neo at May 24, 2024 09:01 AM (GITLP)

347 nic change

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 24, 2024 09:02 AM (2QA3G)

348 What are eyebrows?
-- Dick Gephardt

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 09:02 AM (v6JzV)

349 >>Having trouble playing it. What is it?

A deep fake of the Taylor Lorenz weepy interview where she whined about mean people on the internet going after her with Joe in the role of Lorenz and Obama in the role of the interviewer.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 09:03 AM (LkLld)

350 @341 Linus, I'm praying for you , not just for having to attend an idiotic meeting, but for it causing you to compare yourself to Taylor Lorenz.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 09:03 AM (SaBu/)

351 Okay, I think these clam puns have reached their shell-by date.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 08:58 AM (T+Iwg)

I can't fathom that statement.
Posted by: dantesed

I see you're not mentally whelk-endowed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 09:03 AM (v6JzV)

352 G'morning, MisHum. Thanks for the info on 23 and Me. It's long past time people woke up to these schemes.

Posted by: creeper at May 24, 2024 09:03 AM (M6moH)

353 I have a work meeting from 10am to 3pm today…. A Friday…. No lunch will be provided…. The Friday before Memorial Day weekend. I could cry…. My life is so hard and unfair.

I would never do that to people.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 24, 2024 09:01 AM (2QA3G

See the red box on the wall by the exit? Yeah. The one with the white handle? Yeah. Wear gloves. Pull it down as you walk out.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2024 09:04 AM (8F31h)

354 rhennigantx the Marxists couldn't give a ass care what voters want, they are Antisemitism through and through

Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 09:04 AM (CTREE)

355 What kind of sadist schedules a meeting during lunchtime and then provides no lunch?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 09:05 AM (v6JzV)

356 https://tinyurl.com/mvedbydm
See Spain's position #17 on Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip at May 24, 2024 08:48 AM (CTREE)
==================
Skip, I always appreciate you posting this link.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 09:06 AM (3Kyon)

357 >>https://tinyurl.com/4tmah5me
Dang, that's brilliant.

OMG

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 09:06 AM (cCVOS)

358 Okay, I think these clam puns have reached their shell-by date.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 08:58 AM (T+Iwg)

I can't fathom that statement.
Posted by: dantesed

I see you're not mentally whelk-endowed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

A-balone!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 24, 2024 09:06 AM (2QA3G)

359 What kind of sadist schedules a meeting during lunchtime and then provides no lunch?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

On a Friday AND a holiday weekend.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 24, 2024 09:06 AM (8F31h)

360 355 What kind of sadist schedules a meeting during lunchtime and then provides no lunch?

At least there could be some tasty ass crackers.

Posted by: Quarter Twenty at May 24, 2024 09:06 AM (dg+HA)

361 A deep fake of the Taylor Lorenz weepy interview where she whined about mean people on the internet going after her with Joe in the role of Lorenz and Obama in the role of the interviewer.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 09:03 AM (LkLld)

I hadn't realized, and admittedly had never paid much attention to her, that Taylor Lorenz was such an ugly skank. heck most chain smoking 50 something barflies would put her to shame by comparison.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:07 AM (S6gqv)

362 I can't fathom that statement.
====
Clearly out of your league.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 09:08 AM (ZdexC)

363 >>Okay, I think these clam puns have reached their shell-by date.

>>I can't fathom that statement.

Are we quahogging the space in the EMT?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 09:08 AM (cCVOS)

364 362 I can't fathom that statement.
====
Clearly out of your league.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 09:08 AM (ZdexC)

that's deep.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:09 AM (S6gqv)

365 > I hadn't realized, and admittedly had never paid much attention to her, that Taylor Lorenz was such an ugly skank.
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Having seen the original, I first thought it was still Lorenz without makeup. 🤣

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 24, 2024 09:09 AM (Q4IgG)

366 364 362 I can't fathom that statement.
====
Clearly out of your league.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 09:08 AM (ZdexC)

that's deep.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:09 AM (S6gqv)

Oystered by his own petard!

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 09:09 AM (T+Iwg)

367 @341 Linus, I'm praying for you , not just for having to attend an idiotic meeting, but for it causing you to compare yourself to Taylor Lorenz.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 09:03 AM (SaBu/)

Thank you! Though I should’ve explicitly indicated sarcasm 😁

Posted by: Uncle Leo at May 24, 2024 09:10 AM (xT8gx)

368 A deep fake of the Taylor Lorenz weepy interview where she whined about mean people on the internet going after her with Joe in the role of Lorenz and Obama in the role of the interviewer.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 24, 2024 09:03 AM (LkLld)

I hadn't realized, and admittedly had never paid much attention to her, that Taylor Lorenz was such an ugly skank. heck most chain smoking 50 something barflies would put her to shame by comparison.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:07 AM (S6gqv)

She's got that pure natural complexion of a 1930s newly resurrected Egyptian mummy that Boris Karloff spent hours in make-up to achieve.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2024 09:10 AM (eDfFs)

369 Did Taylor have work done? She looks younger.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 24, 2024 09:10 AM (0FoWg)

370 that's deep.
-------
( * )( * )
What??

Posted by: Jacqueline Bisset at May 24, 2024 09:11 AM (ZdexC)

371
Out: Why a duck?

In: Geoduck!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2024 09:11 AM (eDfFs)

372 Memorial Day was created to commemorate the dead of the Civil War. With that in mind, I'm not exactly sure what this is but I'd like to see it.

https://shorturl.at/jfdTF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:12 AM (L/fGl)

373 see Gov. Hochul called the Trump rally attendees "clowns". So in addition to being deplorable we're now clowns. BTW could her eyebrows get any higher?
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (oaGWv)

What a Girl Boss.

Notice Trump doesn't insult voters but when he calls someone a name, the Left needs their stars and garters from the lack of decorum.

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 09:13 AM (U6Usv)

374 I hadn't realized, and admittedly had never paid much attention to her, that Taylor Lorenz was such an ugly skank. heck most chain smoking 50 something barflies would put her to shame by comparison.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:07 AM (S6gqv)

Name and location of the bar? Asking for a lonely friend.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 24, 2024 09:13 AM (6gW4D)

375 Uncle Leo sock off….. yeah, my meeting today is mucho annoying. When I get hungry I will get up and get lunch…. Probably in the company cafeteria and bring it back. Although to really make a point I should leave and get takeout, eat it in my car, and stroll back into the meeting after 30 minutes or more. I’ll probably wimp out and go the cafeteria route….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 09:13 AM (xT8gx)

376 'I Did Delete All Of Peter's Emails Relating To Origin': COVID Cabal Conspired To Destroy Evidence To Evade FOIA Requests

"We are all smart enough to know never to have smoking guns..."

... Gutfeld had a video clip last night of a GOP Congreswoman who spent her time not trying to figure out what happened with the COVID origins but a lousy sexist joke that was in one of the emails

Posted by: Neo at May 24, 2024 09:13 AM (GITLP)

377 heck most chain smoking 50 something barflies would put her to shame by comparison.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Ugly barfly skanks need love too.

"Would you buy a lady a drink?"

Sure, if one walks in!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2024 09:14 AM (blmVn)

378 I have a work meeting from 10am to 3pm today…. A Friday…. No lunch will be provided…. The Friday before Memorial Day weekend. I could cry…. My life is so hard and unfair. They actually expect me to show up to work to get paid. It’s not on Zoom but in person. What if the other attendees are sick. My immune system might be compromised…. I’m starting to understand Taylor Lorenz….

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 08:59 AM

At least you're employed. Stellantis scheduled their layoff of the 100+ employees at the Belvidere, IL plant to start today.

At least they adhered to the Michigan WARN Act and announced this back at end of March (when they also laid off 400 engineers) to give people warning. But still sucks.

Since I went through unemployment in 2009-2010, I always tell myself "the worst day of employment is *always* better than the best day of unemployment".

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 24, 2024 09:14 AM (P5BPp)

379 >>Okay, I think these clam puns have reached their shell-by date.

Sending us back to the casino?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 24, 2024 09:14 AM (cCVOS)

380 Libs of TikTok
@libsoftiktok

This media matters employee who made this video celebrating “Tucker-Got-Firedversary” was fired today

tinyurl.com/hfhbh5j7

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 09:15 AM (NpAcC)

381 Axios reports "1 million pounds of aid" has landed on Gaza pier.

Then, everyone else reports it was all stolen and being resold in Rafah and Egypt to raise money for ammo purchase.

Hmmm. I bet Jake Sullivan loves it when a plan comes together.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 09:15 AM (wTBR9)

382 You have to admit Taylor Lorenz looks pretty good for being a senior citizen.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 24, 2024 09:16 AM (17s+e)

383 ..Markey's a living brain donor

**********

Perfect choice.

Still in the original container. Never been used.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 24, 2024 09:17 AM (991eG)

384
Axios reports "1 million pounds of aids" has landed on Gaza pier.

Amazing what a single letter addition can do.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 24, 2024 09:17 AM (eDfFs)

385 372 Memorial Day was created to commemorate the dead of the Civil War. With that in mind, I'm not exactly sure what this is but I'd like to see it.

https://shorturl.at/jfdTF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:12 AM (L/fGl)

That looks very promising! Stupid McClellan - never fought to win, only to not lose.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 09:17 AM (T+Iwg)

386 CBS says "most Americans" think PDJT s guilty of a crime in the Bragg persecution. Really? I bet "most Americans" have no fucking idea what he is accused of doing. That includes the jury in the case.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 09:18 AM (wTBR9)

387 Memorial Day was created to commemorate the dead of the Civil War. . . .
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Once again, this Memorial Day weekend, our county will have a field of both American flags and Stars and Bars to commemorate the dead of both sides. On the wall of the Civil War KIAs, both USA and CSA dead are listed, and in roughly equal numbers too.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 24, 2024 09:18 AM (blmVn)

388 Britain’s snap general election: A prelude to direct NATO war against Russia

Sunak’s decision on a snap general election was dictated by the need to form a stable government to pursue a rapid escalation of NATO’s de facto war against Russia in Ukraine.

Posted by: World Socialist Website Intercepts at May 24, 2024 09:18 AM (GITLP)

389 Funny thread at Twitchy about Media Matters layoffs. One person is talking about her former coworkers and Kurt Schlichter responds to each "you suck and are terrible people, that's why this is happening to you"

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 24, 2024 09:19 AM (SaBu/)

390 CBS says "most Americans" think PDJT s guilty of a crime in the Bragg persecution. Really? I bet "most Americans" have no fucking idea what he is accused of doing. That includes the jury in the case.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 09:18 AM (wTBR9)

We asked everyone in the newsroom.

Posted by: CBS at May 24, 2024 09:20 AM (6gW4D)

391 Since I went through unemployment in 2009-2010, I always tell myself "the worst day of employment is *always* better than the best day of unemployment".
Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 24, 2024 09:14 AM (P5BPp)

Yes… that is a good reminder.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 09:20 AM (xT8gx)

392 CBS says "most Americans" think PDJT s guilty of a crime in the Bragg persecution. Really? I bet "most Americans" have no fucking idea what he is accused of doing. That includes the jury in the case.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 09:18 AM (wTBR9)
*******
This is meant to influence the jurors in case they are tuning in.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 24, 2024 09:20 AM (NpAcC)

393 Britain’s snap general election.

Is England's PM the only person allowed to call for a snap election?

Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)

394 388 Britain’s snap general election: A prelude to direct NATO war against Russia

Sunak’s decision on a snap general election was dictated by the need to form a stable government to pursue a rapid escalation of NATO’s de facto war against Russia in Ukraine.
Posted by: World Socialist Website Intercepts at May 24, 2024 09:18 AM (GITLP)

========

And Labour is going to walk away with the election because Conservatives suck.

I blame Boris Johnson.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 09:21 AM (GBKbO)

395 I hope everybody has a great Memorial Day Weekend. As per custom, I will probably be shedding a few tears on Monday, but until then let the merriment commence.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 24, 2024 09:21 AM (Ukf/F)

396 The first thing Labour is going to do when it gains power is declare itself a minor state of the EU while ceding all power to WEF explicitly.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 09:22 AM (GBKbO)

397 And Britain is gonna be all, "Wow...I did not see that coming."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 24, 2024 09:22 AM (GBKbO)

398 heck most chain smoking 50 something barflies would put her to shame by comparison.
Posted by: Tom Servo
Ugly barfly skanks need love too.

Twenty bucks. Nobody in this neighborhood can swallow paste like I can.

Posted by: Grandma Moses from "Barfly" at May 24, 2024 09:22 AM (HopJA)

399 372 Memorial Day was created to commemorate the dead of the Civil War. With that in mind, I'm not exactly sure what this is but I'd like to see it.

https://shorturl.at/jfdTF

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:12 AM (L/fGl)

It should have been an easy victory for the Federals. Burnside got his army slaughtered through his idiotic leadership.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:23 AM (S6gqv)

400 This is meant to influence the jurors in case they are tuning in.
Posted by: redridinghood

The two lawyers on the jury and the IC handlers will make sure their heads are straight.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, deplorable clown at May 24, 2024 09:23 AM (2QA3G)

401 https://tinyurl.com/mvedbydm
See Spain's position #17 on Bad Blue
Posted by: Skip

European culture is being destroyed by Muslims and the only problem Europe sees is the Jews

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:23 AM (L/fGl)

402 Memo to self: avoid UCLA trained doctors. Fewer than half pass basic human biology entrance exams, but are admitted anyway, for racial preference reasons.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 09:23 AM (wTBR9)

403 Stupid McClellan - never fought to win, only to not lose.
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher

And at Antietam he even had the Confederate battle plan.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 09:24 AM (v6JzV)

404 393 Britain’s snap general election.

Is England's PM the only person allowed to call for a snap election?
Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 09:21 AM (Oy/m2)

Anyone can call for it, but the PM is the only one who can make it happen. Well the Islamists will openly take over now.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:24 AM (S6gqv)

405 It should have been an easy victory for the Federals. Burnside got his army slaughtered through his idiotic leadership.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Thank God we have rid ourselves of idiotic leadership!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:25 AM (L/fGl)

406 It should have been an easy victory for the Federals. Burnside got his army slaughtered through his idiotic leadership.
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 24, 2024 09:23 AM (S6gqv)

It was McClellan's fault for launching his attacks piecemeal and allowing Lee to move his forces around. Had McClellan gone all in, he'd have swamped the Confederates.

Stupid McClellan.

Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 24, 2024 09:25 AM (T+Iwg)

407 Over a dozen Nimarata ‘Nikki’ Haley supporters, including former Women for Haley coalition members and the neoconservative’s state leadership teams, met with Joe Biden campaign deputy political director Juan Peñalosa on Wednesday. Haley is declining to endorse Trump or actively campaign against Biden, and despite officially dropping out of the GOP race, she continues to schmooze donors.

... so the next day Haley more or less endorses Trump

beware the ides of Haley

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2024 09:25 AM (GITLP)

408 Memo to self: avoid UCLA trained doctors. Fewer than half pass basic human biology entrance exams, but are admitted anyway, for racial preference reasons.
Posted by: Huck Follywood

Patients will DIE for DEI.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:26 AM (L/fGl)

409 It should have been an easy victory for the Federals. Burnside got his army slaughtered through his idiotic leadership.
Posted by: Tom Servo

Guess he couldn't see the bridge.

Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 09:27 AM (Oy/m2)

410 It was McClellan's fault for launching his attacks piecemeal and allowing Lee to move his forces around. Had McClellan gone all in, he'd have swamped the Confederates.

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And likely the war would have ended with slavery still in existence.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:28 AM (L/fGl)

411 Only Trump could go to the Bronx

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 24, 2024 09:28 AM (zcwJh)

412 Will we get an artistic rendition of JJ's gray matter this morning?

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 24, 2024 09:29 AM (wTBR9)

413 Guess he couldn't see the bridge.
Posted by: dantesed at May 24, 2024 09:27 AM (Oy/m2)

Errah......it happens.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy at May 24, 2024 09:29 AM (2QA3G)

414 A purportedly never-before-seen Department of Defense memo from the Obama era appears to indicate the federal government already may have had original copies of the documents seized at former President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago home in Florida in 2022, raising serious questions about the pretext for the raid, Fox News Digital has exclusively learned.

The memo could mean that the federal government has stored and retained Executive Office of the President documents, including "a substantial amount, if not all, of President Trump’s classified documents," AFL said in its press release.

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2024 09:29 AM (GITLP)

415 This thread is about to close, and I'd like to remind you that I closed the final Ed Sullivan Show in 1971 after making about 50 appearances. Just as Robbie Rist closed out the Brady Bunch in 1974. Farewell to the Friday Morning Report.

Posted by: Topo Gigio at May 24, 2024 09:29 AM (V5BDR)

416 McClellan was great at supply and logistics, being a former railway man, but he pretty much sucked at everything else.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 09:29 AM (v6JzV)

417 CBS says "most Americans" think PDJT s guilty of a crime in the Bragg persecution.

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Guilty of being awesome.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 24, 2024 09:30 AM (L/fGl)

418 Amazing wonderful news about JJ.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 24, 2024 09:31 AM (t/2Uw)

419 Noodus gratia artis

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 24, 2024 09:32 AM (v6JzV)

420 As a very amateur Civil War buff I’m convinced McClellan wanted the north to lose that war. As a prez candidate in 1864 his platform was negotiated settlement

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 24, 2024 09:32 AM (xT8gx)

421 But an investigation by eight local television stations, working together in seven states, found thousands of teachers across the country have had similar experiences. Nearly 8,300 teachers in 34 states participated in a voluntary survey asking about violent encounters with students, their opinions about possible causes, and possible solutions.

- 71% of the teachers surveyed said they’d experienced physical violence by a student at least once.
- 4,444 teachers said it happened “more than once” or “many times.”
- 60% of the teachers said they feel afraid to go to school at least sometimes.
- 669 of those teachers said they feel afraid “most days” or “every day.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 24, 2024 09:33 AM (GITLP)

422 Is England's PM the only person allowed to call for a snap election?
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Yes; he asks the monarch to dissolve the Parliament and gets a rubber-stamp approval to call a general election. Sunak would have had to have called an election by January [or June??] 2025 anyway so he figures now is better than going through another 9 months of bad news and being compelled to ask for a General Election then.

A government that loses the confidence of the House of Commons over a budget/spending bill will also see a General Election called but the Tories had a majority of seats over the past 4.5 years and no party backbenchers willing to vote against any Government spending bills. [That is massively rare anyway.]

It sometimes happens with a minority government where the ruling party needs anther party's votes to pass bills. The far-left NDP party is supporting Justin's Libs this way here right now but they could theoretically bring down Justin's Government any time as long as the Libs couldn't make up the difference with another opposition party like the French separatist Bloc Quebecois.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 24, 2024 09:41 AM (ZdexC)

423 Sent my DNA in to 24 and Me and they sent back a nice report telling me what I already knew.
Posted by: Corky at May 24, 2024 08:10 AM

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That you have an extra chromosome?

Posted by: Bigsmith at May 24, 2024 09:56 AM (Myp+m)

424 386 CBS says "most Americans" think PDJT s guilty of a crime in the Bragg persecution. Really? I bet "most Americans" have no fucking idea what he is accused of doing. That includes the jury in the case.
Posted by: Huck Follywood
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It's the sheer number of some very serious charges, surely he's guilty of at least 1 of them.

(never mind that each crossing of the t's and dotting of the i's are counted as a separate felonies)

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 09:57 AM (VXRhG)

425 Not sure how this will work with universities not making as much money as they used to.
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NCAA, Power 5 agree to deal that will let schools pay players

https://es.pn/3UVpJv9

The NCAA and its five power conferences have agreed to allow schools to directly pay players for the first time in the 100-plus-year history of college sports.

The NCAA and its leagues are moving forward with a multibillion-dollar agreement to settle three pending federal antitrust cases. The NCAA will pay more than $2.7 billion in damages over 10 years to past and current athletes, sources told ESPN. Sources said the parties also have agreed to a revenue-sharing plan allowing each school to share up to roughly $20 million per year with its athletes.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 24, 2024 09:57 AM (P5BPp)

426 The NCAA and its five power conferences have agreed to allow schools to directly pay players for the first time in the 100-plus-year history of college sports.
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Where's the money coming from? Probably other non-athelete student tuiton. No worries though, the feds will lend the money to pay for the tuition increases and then forgive the loans. Everybody wins!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 09:59 AM (VXRhG)

427 Sent my DNA in to 24 and Me and they sent back a nice report telling me what I already knew.
Posted by: Corky at May 24, 2024 08:10 AM

This fucking place

Posted by: ... at May 24, 2024 10:11 AM (U6Usv)

428 Where's the money coming from? Probably other non-athelete student tuiton. No worries though, the feds will lend the money to pay for the tuition increases and then forgive the loans. Everybody wins!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 24, 2024 09:59 AM

That was my first thought. Where are universities getting this money to pay players. And I imagine this will make college sports even worse with even less parity than exists already, as the schools with the most money will attract the best players.

I wonder if they will work out a "salary cap" for how much a player from each sport can be paid. Heck, I wonder if that even exists for NIL deals currently.

Personally, I think NIL and the transfer portal have been killing college sports. It has worked out well in some cases though I guess, where some elite players who are sitting behind elite talent at a school get to transfer and then immediately start (i.e. Joe Burrow, Jalen Hurts). And then there is the case of Michael Penix, Jr. who was able to transfer from Indiana to Washington and increased his draft stock immensely playing for an elite team.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 24, 2024 10:12 AM (P5BPp)

429 Good morning, Horde, and thank you, MisHum

'Revelation of secret Obama-era program' Need a lifetime to study the Obama effect on the nation but some Executive Orders dealing with records, classification:

#1. E.O. 13489 Presidential Records, signed Jan. 21, 2009; published Jan. 26, 2009; effective Jan. 21, 2009. (NOTE: Sec. 4. Claim of Executive Privilege by Former President.)
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#38. E.O. 13526 Classified National Security Information; signed Dec. 29, 2009; published Jan. 5, 2010; effective Dec. 29, 2009. (NOTE: Sec. 5. Sanctions, under the control of (National Archive) ISOO.) A decent job covering issuance, significant changes, criticism by Wikipedia, imo.)
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#61. E.O. 13549, Classified National Security Information Program for State, Local, Tribal, and Private Sector Entities; Signed Aug. 18, 2010; published Aug. 23, 2010; effective Aug. 18, 2010
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THIS ONE IS A DILLY!: #68. E.O. 13556 Controlled Unclassified Information, signed Nov, 4, 2010; published Nov. 9, 2010; effective Nov. 4, 2010. Sort of, not entirely.

See Federal Register: Controlled Unclassified Information
A Rule by the Information Security Oversight Office on 09/14/2016 (Continued)

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 24, 2024 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

430 (cont'd) Agency ISOO NARA. This rule is effective November 14, 2016. The Director of the Federal Register approves the incorporation by reference of certain publications listed in the rule as of November 14, 2016.

Then, Director of National Intelligence memorandum, ES 2020-01207, Subject: Rescission of Executive Order 13556, Controlled Unclassified Information, signed by John Ratcliffe, 4 Dec. '20.

Followed by, Federal of American Scientists (FAS), DNI Tries To Abort Controlled Unclassified Info Policy, 12.14.20
And, various comments, i.e. The Great CUI Shell Game: DNI Memo Edition by Jacob Horne, published Dec. 20, 2020

>And, Memorandum for: Senior Agency Officials Designated Under 32 CFR Part 2002 “Controlled Unclassified Information,” Section 2002.8(b)(2) From: Subject: Mark A. Bradley, Director; Subject: Fiscal Year (FY) 2022 Requirements for Annual Agency Reporting on Controlled Unclassified Information (CUI)

During FY 2018, ISOO began a MULTIYEAR EFFORT to reform its Classified National Security Information (CNSI) data reporting requirements, with the intent of developing a more effective and efficient process to measure and assess...

Bradley retired June 2023.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 24, 2024 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

431 (Cont'd) Back to some O/Joe's Executive Orders:

E.O. #99. E.O. 13587, Structural Reforms To Improve the Security of Classified Networks and the Responsible Sharing and Safeguarding of Classified Information, signed Oct. 7, 2011; published Oct. 13, 2011; effective Oct. 7, 2011 (NOTE: Sec. 2.1. The heads of agencies that operate or access classified computer networks shall have responsibility for appropriately sharing and safeguarding classified information on computer networks.)
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Suggestion, go as broadly as possible for unclassified /unclassified agency info. i.e., CDC, NIH, NIAID, etc.

Remember CDC is 'nested' under U. S. Department of Health and Human Services, which also has an OIG. And, use NARA as a resource, too.
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Standing with Israel, IDF.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 24, 2024 10:57 AM (NFX2v)

432 329 I see Gov. Hochul called the Trump rally attendees "clowns". So in addition to being deplorable we're now clowns. BTW could her eyebrows get any higher?
Posted by: Tuna at May 24, 2024 08:55 AM (oaGWv)
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If hochul has another face lift, she will have a goatee.

Posted by: Bonecrusher at May 24, 2024 11:24 AM (JNTt1)

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