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Trump Demands Biden Take a Pre-Debate Drug Test

Please point out the fact that his pupils are hugely dilated despite the fact that he has strong lights in his face. Dilation of the pupils is a side-effect of amphetamines.

Tucker Carlson claims he knows someone who personally witnessed Biden taking amphetamines during the 2020 election.

The White Powder House issued a statement claiming that Trump was mistaking Biden's "confidence" during the State of the Union for a drug, and claimed Trump was just terrified of Biden's amphetamine-fueled SOTU, and then quickly said "Whoops, 'amphetamine-fueled' was just a typo, we meant 'magisterial.'"

Biden continues demonstrating what he's like when he's not on his "Talking Pills."

Plus: More "erectionists."


And this is a good idea, too:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:25 PM




Comments

(Jump to bottom of comments)

1 "Don't hear no"

"I'm a ho"

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!

We have the dumbest Vice President in the history of America.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 03:25 PM (i7Q7S)

2 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:27 PM (Zz0t1)

3 Oh, please let this happen. Pretty please? I've been really good this year.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 20, 2024 03:27 PM (XPM1I)

4 He has to be addicted at this point.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 03:27 PM (p4NUW)

5
Ace is an old square who just doesn't "get" the way the new kids talk these days, Phat.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2024 03:27 PM (j4U/Z)

6 Joe was just taking some of Major's Puppy-Uppers© not real amphetamines'!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (ZdexC)

7 Perhaps, the Biden Campaign could had Kamala Harris go to the state funeral of Iranian President Raisi and have the Iranians take her hostage

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

8 Erectionists.

LMFAO.

What a maroon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

9 you can get what Joe is on here at the finest trailer parks in OK.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (CIS44)

10 America has a right to know if their Commander in Chief is high as fuck and drug-dependent.

Posted by: All Haul Eris at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (Tq8SU)

11 LOL. As though they'd agree to that.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (N1DT3)

12 Joe is going for the meth head vote.

It’s a lot of Dem voters for sure.

Posted by: Czech Chick at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (I6NNh)

13
This Hoe too,
She swallows goo,
And she also hates the Jooz . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (x0n13)

14 Puppy-Uppers and Doggy-Downers

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

15 Willowed, Joe on Sunday:
---
When I was Vice President, things were kinda bad during the pandemic. And what happened was, Barack said to me, "Go to Detroit! And help fix it!"

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (krQz2)

16 Citizen Trump asking for a drug test for President Biden, means he's using drugs himself. Period.
++++
That would be a tremendously high-risk play, wouldn't it?

Besides, a dude who doesn't even drink probably isn't doing harder drugs.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (d04cU)

17 Best move would be for Trump to say, "Sure, I'll get tested first."

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (SYTee)

18 Never will happen… and if by some chance it would the Doc would give him an absolute clean as a whistle report… still good that Trump brings it up though.

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

19 America has a right to know if their Commander in Chief is high as fuck and drug-dependent.
Posted by: All Haul Eris at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (Tq8SU)


"We don't know where all these bags of cocaine keep coming from."

- - - - Capitol Police

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

20 The White Powder House issued a statement claiming that Trump was mistaking Biden's "confidence" during the State of the Union for a drug, and claimed Trump was just terrified of Biden's amphetamine-fueled SOTU, and then quickly said "Whoops, 'amphetamine-fueled' was just a typo, we meant 'magisterial.'"
++++
"White Powder House" is quite good, Ace.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (d04cU)

21 Almost everything about Biden is Mr. Burns come to life.

All we need now is him hopped up saying, "I bring you love," and the circle will be complete.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (KbCG3)

22 Maybe Barack is running things and that is why Biden thinks he was VP during the pandemic.

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (p4NUW)

23 I retract post 15.

One can't make not reading the content TOO obvious.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (krQz2)

24 When Joe is ultra doped he does his angry mean Joe.

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (Akjoo)

25 Kamala sounds like she's drunk, not high on drugs .Perhaps that's the way she copes with not really being comfortabel speaking in public?.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (XkYcA)

26 The White Powder House issued a statement claiming that Trump was mistaking Biden's "confidence" during the State of the Union for a drug, and claimed Trump was just terrified of Biden's amphetamine-fueled SOTU, and then quickly said "Whoops, 'amphetamine-fueled' was just a typo, we meant 'magisterial.'"

Great, then a drug test should be no problem. Make sure there is a doctor from each side to verify that Biden's urine is legit.

I can't believe I had to use the phrase "Biden's urine is legit" unironically.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

27 BIDEN: "When I was vice president, things were kinda bad during the pandemic"
++++
This just underscores Biden's unwavering loyalty to the American People and his unquenchable thirst for responsibility! He is so committed - so all-in for America - that even after his term ended, he was still tightly engaged to help respond to the greatest peacetime crisis in our history!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (d04cU)

28 24 When Joe is ultra doped he does his angry mean Joe.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (Akjoo)

Crank will do that

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

29 Biden thinks the pandemic only hit Detroit.

Sad!

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (i7Q7S)

30 I thought speed makes eye pupils small.

Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (SYTee)

31 All we need now is him hopped up saying, "I bring you love," and the circle will be complete.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (KbCG3)


What is "Things heard outside the Biden Family Shower?" Alex?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

32 @7 have the Iranians take her hostage

--------

After listening to thirty seconds of her cackling, they'd send her back.

Posted by: junior at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (PNqr5)

33 30 I thought speed makes eye pupils small.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (SYTee)

Nope… opiates..

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (PCK5/)

34 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
But, but... Trump sometimes naps during the boring parts of his lawfare.

https://tinyurl.com/4dhppyuf
18 seconds of Biden looking out of it at the Black college.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (ZdexC)

35 Never gonna happen.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (QNSds)

36 27 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (d04cU)


Avoid the phrase "unquenchable thirst" in any post mentioning Kamala.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (x0n13)

37 We have the dumbest Vice President in the history of America.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 03:25 PM (i7Q7S)

Second dumbest.

Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (d9fT1)

38
After listening to thirty seconds of her cackling, they'd send her back.
Posted by: junior at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (PNqr5)

Ransom of Red Chief redux

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (Akjoo)

39

Is there a breathalizer for sperm?

Posted by: Kamala Pesky Rundown at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (bLaSL)

40 e have the dumbest Vice President in the history of America.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 03:25 PM (i7Q7S)

Second dumbest.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May

make her spell 'potato'!

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (CIS44)

41 Also, just got out of an IMAX showing of "Blue Angels". It's like viewing a parallel world of extreme competence, professionalism, and patriotism. Definite recommendation.

LOL, I give myself a mental high five every time I manage to pull in or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, and these guys are flying in formation wingtip to wingtip.

Posted by: All Haul Eris at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (Tq8SU)

42 Avoid the phrase "unquenchable thirst" in any post mentioning Kamala.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (x0n13)


Insatiable!!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

43 Best move would be for Trump to say, "Sure, I'll get tested first."

Don't say it, do it. Walk into a press conference the day of with completed test results, and then again the day after.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (CsUN+)

44 Make *biden take a pee test and I'll put $100 down that says he'll shit himself in the process.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (Q4IgG)

45 28 24 When Joe is ultra doped he does his angry mean Joe.
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (Akjoo)

Crank will do that
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (PCK5/)


Joe Biden is the Richard Pryor of "Palestinian" self-immolators.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (x0n13)

46 Never will happen… and if by some chance it would the Doc would give him an absolute clean as a whistle report… still good that Trump brings it up though.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

Right in line with Trump harping on Obama's birth cert, and Pocahontas Warren's DNA results.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

47 BabylonBee: God Baffled That Democrats Managed To Ruin California

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

48 What's the big deal? F. Joe can just use some of Hunter's urine.

Oh, wait ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (lGeYT)

49 I thought speed makes eye pupils small.
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2024 03:31 PM (SYTee)
++++
Not sure.

But you can be he's not just on speed. I imagine that his Performance Cocktail is pretty complicated and has several components that need to be delivered within fairly tight windows. They can buy him 45-90 minutes of good-by-Biden-standards performance, but that's down from 75-100 minutes just a year or so ago. It's getting harder, and is probably getting more dangerous.

Note that he usually has no events - not even lame little ones - the day before or two days after a big event. They probably have to fix his sleep schedule to keep him up for primetime, carefully manage increasingly dangerous drug regimens, get him safely put down before a dangerous crash, and monitor him closely so they can rapidly intervene as his comedown proceeds.

I don't envy his medical staff. It's gotta be exhausting and extremely high-stress.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (d04cU)

50 Aw, what happened to my punk rock FU hash?!

Posted by: All Haul Eris at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (Tq8SU)

51 Also, just got out of an IMAX showing of "Blue Angels". It's like viewing a parallel world of extreme competence, professionalism, and patriotism. Definite recommendation.

LOL, I give myself a mental high five every time I manage to pull in or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, and these guys are flying in formation wingtip to wingtip.
Posted by: All Haul Eris at

I wanted to go to that on Friday, but had to go to a stupid Geek Squad appt so they could get online and do all the shit I already did, and say "well buy a new one I guess"

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (CIS44)

52 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
But, but... Trump sometimes naps during the boring parts of his lawfare.

https://tinyurl.com/4dhppyuf
18 seconds of Biden looking out of it at the Black college.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM


jeff dunham nailed biden with his *walter* character.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (QNSds)

53 Luxurious piss tests.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (2QA3G)

54
Don't say it, do it. Walk into a press conference the day of with completed test results, and then again the day after.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (CsUN+)


*Walks up to podium*

*Whips it out and pisses in a cup*

*Hands cup to Jake Tapper*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

55 Have we spoken about Amal Clooney being involved in the international court arrest warrant?

Posted by: Piper at May 20, 2024 03:35 PM (p4NUW)

56 46 Never will happen… and if by some chance it would the Doc would give him an absolute clean as a whistle report… still good that Trump brings it up though.
Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (PCK5/)

Right in line with Trump harping on Obama's birth cert, and Pocahontas Warren's DNA results.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

Hey, I’m part of the base… and for a reason.

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

57 Is there a breathalizer for sperm?
Posted by: Kamala Pesky Rundown at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (bLaSL)

Sort of. The tester puts on gloves, stands in front of Cummala, and says "blow on this."

If she gets on her knees, it's considered a positive result.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

58
jeff dunham nailed biden with his *walter* character.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (QNSds)


It was Nostradamus in it looking EXACTLY like Joe Biden does now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

59 Is there a test for Adrenochrome?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (gmlRP)

60 We have the dumbest Vice President in the history of America.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 03:25 PM (i7Q7S)
----
Second dumbest.
Posted by: Barack Hussein Obama at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (d9fT1)
++++
Heh. Yup.

Remember when the Party and its various organs and affiliates got together to steal an election for the previous guy's dumbass VP who even before his decline was widely accepted as being there only to appeal to old-guard rubes and to act as assassination insurance because nobody would want such a towering dumbass in the big chair?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (d04cU)

61 "Don't hear 'no.'"
I don't know what she's trying to say, here.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (hyRRf)

62 It doesn't matter if Biden takes the test or not. Now the idea is out there and will be discussed over and over.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (LkLld)

63
They will certainly engage in fraud and steal the election in November.

The courts will support them fully.

Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (j4U/Z)

64 Kamala sounds like she's drunk, not high on drugs .Perhaps that's the way she copes with not really being comfortabel speaking in public?.

------------

Don't besmirch alcohol for stupidity.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (sX1BW)

65 14 Puppy-Uppers and Doggy-Downers
Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM


RIDE THE SNAKE !!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (io0LF)

66 The White Powder House issued a statement claiming that Trump was mistaking Biden's "confidence" during the State of the Union for a drug

organic free-range adrenochrome is a heck of a drug

Posted by: anachronda at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (sGtp+)

67 As silly as it sounds to Republicans, this is exactly th sort of debate challenge the Democrats would repeat endlessly on Sunday talk shows, whose smug hosts would nod sagely and agree.

Let's hope this happens!

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (qiQTG)

68 https://tinyurl.com/4dhppyuf
18 seconds of Biden looking out of it at the Black college.

Yeah, he runs the young staffers ragged.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (CsUN+)

69 @amuse @amuse
LAWFARE: Will there be any Republican Lawyers Left to Ensure Election Integrity in November?
Democrats have aggressively targeted over 400 Republican lawyers and politicians with criminal charges, civil lawsuits, and disbarment proceedings ahead of the upcoming presidential election. They have successfully jailed Peter Navarro, with Steve Bannon expected to join him shortly. In multiple states, Democrats have pursued criminal charges against dozens of Republican lawyers and politicians, including:
+Georgia: 19 Republicans arrested and charged
+Arizona: 18 Republicans arrested and charged
+Michigan: 16 Republicans arrested and charged
+Nevada: 6 Republicans arrested and charged
+Pennsylvania & Wisconsin: Are still conducting criminal investigations into as many as 30 Republicans who have yet to be charged

https://tinyurl.com/y2vjc8bf
A few more paragraphs at the link

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (ZdexC)

70 Blood Test!??

He should be having an MRI to determine if he has any brain mass left.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (wtvvX)

71 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
But, but... Trump sometimes naps during the boring parts of his lawfare.

https://tinyurl.com/4dhppyuf
18 seconds of Biden looking out of it at the Black college.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:32 PM (ZdexC)

Has Scott apologized for wanting to force everyone to get the clot shot?

No?

Then shut the F up, Scott. No one cares what you have to say.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

72 *Walks up to podium*

*Whips it out and pisses in a cup*

*Hands cup to Jake Tapper*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

*Immediately indicted for indecent exposure*

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)

73 Make *biden take a pee test and I'll put $100 down that says he'll shit himself in the process.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (Q4IgG)

-------------

"We can confirm that hair from prepubescent girls was found in the fecal matter."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 03:38 PM (CZcGO)

74 >>As silly as it sounds to Republicans, this is exactly th sort of debate challenge the Democrats would repeat endlessly on Sunday talk shows, whose smug hosts would nod sagely and agree.


WRONG!!!

Posted by: Zombie John Mclaughlin at May 20, 2024 03:38 PM (gmlRP)

75 Most of the shit Hunter S. Thompson was on has a test nowadays.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 20, 2024 03:38 PM (as3uC)

76 @PaulIngrassia

BREAKING: Defense calls ROBERT COSTELLO, former legal adviser to none other than Michael Cohen himself, to the witness stand!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:38 PM (LkLld)

77
*Immediately indicted for indecent exposure*
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (CIS44)


I figured he'd use the podium to block the view.

But, being mic'd, it would be a Frank Drebin "Naked Gun" moment and you'd hear every detail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

78 14 Puppy-Uppers and Doggy-Downers

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 03:28 PM (RHGPo)

"Powdered" donuts.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (wtvvX)

79 Would the drug tester have to wring out his depend undergarments like a dirty wet towel?

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (sX1BW)

80 It doesn't matter if Biden takes the test or not. Now the idea is out there and will be discussed over and over.


There is no way he can decline without everyone concluding that he can't function for 90 minutes without the drugs. He will decline, and he can't function for 90 minutes without the drugs.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (CsUN+)

81 @PaulIngrassia

BREAKING: Defense calls ROBERT COSTELLO, former legal adviser to none other than Michael Cohen himself, to the witness stand!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:38 PM (LkLld)


Who's on first?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (Zz0t1)

82 Don't say it, do it. Walk into a press conference the day of with completed test results, and then again the day after.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:33 PM (CsUN+)


*Walks up to podium*

*Whips it out and pisses in a cup*

*Hands cup to Jake Tapper*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)
***

I would pay to see him accidentally "trip" when handing it to tapper.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (W/lyH)

83 I figured he'd use the podium to block the view.

But, being mic'd, it would be a Frank Drebin "Naked Gun" moment and you'd hear every detail.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

some are saying it was the greatest urine test of all time, some are saying.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (CIS44)

84 Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (sX1BW)

She's stupid too, but all the giggling sounds like someone who's slightly nervous in speaking in public venues and some people do drink to take the edge off in those situations.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (XkYcA)

85 Has any journalist asked the White House what medications Biden is taking?

Seems like an obvious question to ask.

Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Everything at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (V6W16)

86 Holy crap! Brandon is the Raoul Duke of presidents.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (as3uC)

87 >>Puppy-Uppers and Doggy-Downers


Plasma!


Dog Plasma!

(Mixes them up)

Posted by: Cartoon EMT at May 20, 2024 03:40 PM (gmlRP)

88 I'm amazed they haven't killed him with the drugs yet. But I'm sure they have highly skilled professionals injecting and monitoring.

Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:40 PM (PwgSL)

89 Has any journalist asked the White House what medications Biden is taking?

Seems like an obvious question to ask.
Posted by: Bitcoin Fixes Ever

Just a centrum silver every morning
-Sideshow Bobette

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:40 PM (CIS44)

90 Holy crap! Brandon is the Raoul Duke of presidents.
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 20, 2024 03:39 PM (as3uC)


There's a billboard in Ohio somewhere, I think, that has a picture of Jill Biden and the text is begging everyone to stop because Joe is starting to think his name is actually Brandon.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

91 88 I'm amazed they haven't killed him with the drugs yet. But I'm sure they have highly skilled professionals injecting and monitoring.
Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:40 PM (PwgSL)

I want him to hang in there till it's too late to replace him

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 03:41 PM (Akjoo)

92 51 Also, just got out of an IMAX showing of "Blue Angels". It's like viewing a parallel world of extreme competence, professionalism, and patriotism. Definite recommendation.

LOL, I give myself a mental high five every time I manage to pull in or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, and these guys are flying in formation wingtip to wingtip.
Posted by: All Haul Eris at

I wanted to go to that on Friday

wanted to do which? imax "blue angels", pull into or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, or fly in formation wingtip to wingtip?

or should i just embrace the healing power of "and"?

Posted by: anachronda at May 20, 2024 03:41 PM (sGtp+)

93 Trump's defense team just called Robert Costello to the witness stand.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 20, 2024 03:41 PM (NpAcC)

94 Next phase of LGBTQ will be "Drug Pride".

"Drugs are great, you are just a DrugPhobic hater.
The more amphetamines, the better."

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2024 03:41 PM (Cus5s)

95 I demand that the DNC give me $400,000.

Trump and I have equal odds of having our demands met.

But just getting it out in public is a win.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (/nCD+)

96 I want him to hang in there till it's too late to replace him
Posted by: It's me donna

Right there with ya

Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (PwgSL)

97 Since he will never consent to a drug test I guess no debates

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (FQmDC)

98 wanted to do which? imax "blue angels", pull into or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, or fly in formation wingtip to wingtip?

or should i just embrace the healing power of "and"?
Posted by: anachronda

DOH, see blue angels, I can park my vehicle successfully in the garage every time.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (CIS44)

99 "Dilation of the pupils is a side-effect of amphetamines."

I always thought it was pinpoints for speed, and dilation for hallucinogens, but a brief search sez yes, dilation for speed.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (MvF+J)

100 +Georgia: 19 Republicans arrested and charged
+Arizona: 18 Republicans arrested and charged
+Michigan: 16 Republicans arrested and charged
+Nevada: 6 Republicans arrested and charged
+Pennsylvania & Wisconsin: Are still conducting criminal investigations into as many as 30 Republicans who have yet to be charged


Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:37 PM (ZdexC)
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I forgot what country I live in after reading that.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (krQz2)

101 I'm amazed they haven't killed him with the drugs yet. But I'm sure they have highly skilled professionals injecting and monitoring.
Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:40 PM (PwgSL

There's a kill shot in the bag.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (2QA3G)

102 Is there a test for Adrenochrome?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (gmlRP)

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"He's got Biden Davos eyes ..."

[partial h/t Muldoon]

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (CZcGO)

103 The Biden campaign had videos of tough guy Joe teed up, expecting Trump to balk at some of the debate terms. It was all a bluff and Trump called it. Trump has also accepted the invitation for two other debates that Biden has this far declined.

Biden will never appear on stage with Trump.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (u73oe)

104 Per the sidebar: would you donate a testicle to fight toxic masculinity?

Me: Does it have to be mine?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (xPJvm)

105
Best move would be for Trump to say, "Sure, I'll get tested first."
Posted by: davidt at May 20, 2024 03:29 PM (SYTee)


And then walk in carrying an empty Home Depot bucket.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (n+4am)

106 I want him to hang in there till it's too late to replace him
Posted by: It's me donna

Right there with ya
Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (PwgSL)


I want him to slip into full dementia where he doesn't even remember he was president and dies a slow, agonizing death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:43 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Not to worry, the DNC has hired MLB's personal drug tester for Barry Bonds from 2000 - 2006. Rest assured, if Biden is doping, he will find it.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:43 PM (sX1BW)

108 Have they discovered who brought the baggie of coke into the main rotunda of the Capitol Hill Police building yet???

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:43 PM (ZdexC)

109 88 I'm amazed they haven't killed him with the drugs yet. But I'm sure they have highly skilled professionals injecting and monitoring.
Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:40 PM (PwgSL)


Wait for it.....

Posted by: That cute girl on TV who is always waiting for it at May 20, 2024 03:44 PM (io0LF)

110 Not to worry, the DNC has hired MLB's personal drug tester for Barry Bonds from 2000 - 2006. Rest assured, if Biden is doping, he will find it.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:43 PM (sX1BW)



"Heh."

- - - - Lance Armstrong

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

111 I'm amazed they haven't killed him with the drugs yet. But I'm sure they have highly skilled professionals injecting and monitoring.
Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:40 PM (PwgSL)
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I have a degree. I've got it all under control.

Posted by: Dr. Gonzo at May 20, 2024 03:44 PM (krQz2)

112 Not to worry, the DNC has hired MLB's personal drug tester for Barry Bonds from 2000 - 2006.
Piker
Lance Armstrong's Tour De France testers

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2024 03:44 PM (FQmDC)

113 Meth Mouth Joe.

Discuss...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (cOq4q)

114 Have they discovered who brought the baggie of coke into the main rotunda of the Capitol Hill Police building yet???
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:43 PM (ZdexC)


Nope. The cameras recording every minute of every inch of the building saw nothing.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

115 93 Trump's defense team just called Robert Costello to the witness stand.
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Hey, Aaaabbbooottt!!!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (ZdexC)

116 Also, just got out of an IMAX showing of "Blue Angels". It's like viewing a parallel world of extreme competence, professionalism, and patriotism. Definite recommendation.

LOL, I give myself a mental high five every time I manage to pull in or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, and these guys are flying in formation wingtip to wingtip.
Posted by: All Haul Eris at
***

Pppffftttt!
Pansy pilots.
You oughta see what a platoon of tanks can do!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (W/lyH)

117 >>I want him to hang in there till it's too late to replace him
Posted by: It's me donna


Did you see the Indiana Jones Meme that popped up yesterday?

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (gmlRP)

118 There is no political gain for Trump to be had in talking about drug testing Biden.

I guess it makes some of Trump's supporters (I'm one, of course) giddy & gleeful, but I think it's dumb.

I think a much more productive line of attack would be for Trump to ask, "Why does RFK, Jr. still not have Secret Service protection? Because Biden is a vindictive, spiteful man. Always has been."

I covet those RFKJ voters. Half of them are going to end up voting for either Biden or Trump.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (NLIak)

119 Next phase of LGBTQ will be "Drug Pride".

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They're mightily agitating for putting the "P" in LGBTQIA+PEDO.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (Ap5Pz)

120

And then walk in carrying an empty Home Depot bucket.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (n+4am)

You told me to save it for marriage, dad!

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (io0LF)

121 Meth Mouth Joe.

Discuss...
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (cOq4q)
++++
Like son, like father.

As with everything else nowadays, it's inverted from the norm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:46 PM (d04cU)

122 Defense calls ROBERT COSTELLO, former legal adviser to none other than Michael Cohen himself, to the witness stand!
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:38 PM (LkLld)

Judge Merchan resisted this testimony...the fact that he's allowing it means that he did, indeed get the message...ie quit fucking around here...

But I also think that Trump's defense should quit monkeying around here and ask for a directed verdict asap. They want to drag this out and show Braggs case as a bag of shit to the world, I get that, but no one with a brain really doubts it...

I think Merchan might actually take the directed verdict offer, but he's an idiot, so you never know.

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2024 03:46 PM (K+UlC)

123 Banana republics look at this shit show and say "Whoa, dial it back a bit."

@AndrewHGiuliani

Bove saying part of what Mr. Costello is going to do is testify that some of what Cohen said at this trial was false.

Bove cites Cohen committing perjury, Soros funded DA interupts. Merchan says he’s going to take five minutes & “don’t leave the courtroom.”

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:46 PM (LkLld)

124 Lace a couple kilos of coke around DC and you could take out half the federal workforce.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 03:46 PM (2QA3G)

125 Excessive speed also causes time dilation.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 03:46 PM (MvF+J)

126 Too late to replace him? LOL
The DNC

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (FQmDC)

127 Since he will never consent to a drug test I guess no debates

In the end,Trump will not let that be a debate killer. Why would he?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (CsUN+)

128 Defense calls ROBERT COSTELLO, former legal adviser to none other than Michael Cohen himself, to the witness stand!
Posted by: JackStraw

I know he would refuse, but did Trump's team ask for a directed verdict form the bench, in a sane world that would be the proper course of action

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (CIS44)

129 I think Merchan might actually take the directed verdict offer, but he's an idiot, so you never know.

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It's time for a juror to "speak out" so you can declare a mistrial and move on.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (sX1BW)

130 Per the sidebar: would you donate a testicle to fight toxic masculinity? Me: Does it have to be mine?
Posted by: Pug Mahon

I live near the peoples socialist utopia of Bloomington Indiana home of Indiana University. I can round up a dozen soy soaked girly boys in a hurry. How much are they paying? Is there a limit?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 20, 2024 03:48 PM (4XwPj)

131
In the end,Trump will not let that be a debate killer. Why would he?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (CsUN+)


Because he's orange and stupid. Biden is the man we need.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

132 Since he will never consent to a drug test I guess no debates

In the end,Trump will not let that be a debate killer. Why would he?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (CsUN+)
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That Joe didn't already pass 3 drug tests is misinformation, citizen.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:48 PM (krQz2)

133 There is no political gain for Trump to be had in talking about drug testing Biden.

I guess it makes some of Trump's supporters (I'm one, of course) giddy & gleeful, but I think it's dumb.

I think a much more productive line of attack would be for Trump to ask, "Why does RFK, Jr. still not have Secret Service protection? Because Biden is a vindictive, spiteful man. Always has been."


Oh, I guess we aren't all as wise as you. Please explain why calling for RFKJ to get SS protection precludes Trump from making a point about the drug tests.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (CsUN+)

134 108 Have they discovered who brought the baggie of coke into the main rotunda of the Capitol Hill Police building yet???
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:43 PM (ZdexC)


"Not yet."

- - FBI pipe bomb and anthrax investigators.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (x0n13)

135 Who's on the stand?

That's right.

Posted by: Bud Abbot at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (wGerL)

136 Unfortunately, Tucker's personal assurances of knowing someone who saw something first hand don't really go so far with me anymore.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (4+3qm)

137 BREAKING: Defense calls ROBERT COSTELLO, former legal adviser to none other than Michael Cohen himself, to the witness stand!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:38 PM


This should be good.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (QNSds)

138 Better an idiot for an enemy, I guess:

@tomselliott 1h
MSNBC’s @Lawrence O’Donnell defends Michael Cohen stealing from the Trump Org.: “Cohen [was trying] to rebalance the bonus he thought he deserved, & it still came out as less than the bonus he thought he deserved & the bonus he had gotten the year before”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (IG4Id)

139 Pppffftttt!
Pansy pilots.
You oughta see what a platoon of tanks can do!
Posted by: Diogenes
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I give you ... Library Book Cart Drill Teams

https://tinyurl.com/mrymnjcd

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (xQ/4D)

140 WASHINGTON (AP) — The Supreme Court on Monday declined, for now, to hear a challenge to a Maryland law banning certain semi-automatic firearms commonly referred to as assault weapons.

The court did not elaborate on the denial, as is typical. It would have been unusual for the justices to take up a case at this point, since a lower court is still weighing it. The Supreme Court is also considering an appeal over a similar law in Illinois. It did not act Monday on that case, which could be another avenue to take up the issue.

The Maryland plaintiffs, including gun rights groups, argued that semi-automatic weapons like the AR-15 are among the most popular firearms in the country and banning them runs afoul of the Second Amendment, especially after a landmark Supreme Court decision expanding gun rights in 2022. That ruling changed the test for evaluating whether gun laws are constitutional and has upended gun laws around the country.

Maryland’s attorney general pointed to mass shootings carried out using the weapons. The state argued they can be banned because they are “highly dangerous, military-style” weapons.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (ZdexC)

141 Maybe the cocaine is a key ingredient in Joe's showtime cocktail.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (krQz2)

142 Citizen Trump asking for a drug test for President Biden, means he's using drugs himself. Period.
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WHAT?

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (lX8VI)

143 136 Unfortunately, Tucker's personal assurances of knowing someone who saw something first hand don't really go so far with me anymore.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (4+3qm)

Tucker has become a disappointment

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (Akjoo)

144 Breathalyze the hoe? For what? You're not likely to get usable DNA from that intermix of semen.

Posted by: Don Draper at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (SpDH3)

145 @tomselliott 1h
MSNBC’s @Lawrence O’Donnell defends Michael Cohen stealing from the Trump Org.: “Cohen [was trying] to rebalance the bonus he thought he deserved, & it still came out as less than the bonus he thought he deserved & the bonus he had gotten the year before”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (IG4Id)


So, it's ok to steal as long as you believe you've EARNED it.

Good to know.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Ahh so it is okay to steal from your company if you don't get the bonus you feel you deserve...

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (FQmDC)

147 Dr. Fauci has personally given President Biden a thorough evaluation and has found him to be one of the healthiest Americans alive. Any further questions would just be to deny science ever existed.

- the DNC

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (sX1BW)

148
I'll be looking to see if Biden has eyes like a anime character.

Posted by: Potato Of The United States at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (OgWfa)

149
Have they discovered who brought the baggie of coke into the main rotunda of the Capitol Hill Police building yet???
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:43 PM (ZdexC)




The signature on the White House guest book is some guy named "Bunter Hiden"....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (n+4am)

150 This should be good.....

Where are you guys watching the trial?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (CsUN+)

151 So, it's ok to steal as long as you believe you've EARNED it.

Good to know.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
If you ever get popped for embezzlement, go with the "Cohen Defense."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:51 PM (d04cU)

152 141 Maybe the cocaine is a key ingredient in Joe's showtime cocktail.
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (krQz2)


Prune juice and llello.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:51 PM (x0n13)

153 Some brilliant CGI artist needs to plonk FJB's visage upon A.H.'s neck, in the infamous "Downfall" video.

And then use actual FJB recorded tantrum and rants, in place of the A.H. character's brilliant portrayal as seen in the clip.

But, select and arrange the FJB clips to have the same pitch, cadence, volume and escalation as in the Downfall video.

Someone send up the Bat Signal on this one? Maybe the Babylon Bee will see it, and make it happen?

One can wish!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 03:51 PM (e6UQI)

154 The ❄️ White ❄️ Powder ❄️ House

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 03:51 PM (hyRRf)

155 >>Where are you guys watching the trial?


Can't watch.

You can get Tweeted Play by Play from 'InnerCityPress'.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 03:51 PM (gmlRP)

156 Also, just got out of an IMAX showing of "Blue Angels". It's like viewing a parallel world of extreme competence, professionalism, and patriotism. Definite recommendation.
+++
I saw them perform here just a few weeks ago. The show they put on is amazing.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 20, 2024 03:51 PM (Lo97M)

157 Breathalyze the hoe? For what? You're not likely to get usable DNA from that intermix of semen.
Posted by: Don Draper

23 in Me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (2QA3G)

158 "So, it's ok to steal as long as you believe you've EARNED it."

Someone might want to check O'Donnell's pockets when he leaves work today.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (Ectld)

159 Excessive speed also causes time dilation.
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It's easy to get burned...

Posted by: graham nash at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (ZdexC)

160 Perhaps, the Biden Campaign could had Kamala Harris go to the state funeral of Iranian President Raisi and have the Iranians take her hostage
Posted by: SMOD

Send Valerie Ferret the Jarrett. She must be wailing in grief right now.

Posted by: Cheri at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (oiNtH)

161 23 in Me.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (2QA3G)
++++
LOL.

As if the number is that small.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (d04cU)

162 >>Puppy-Uppers and Doggy-Downers

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Nice vintage Saturday Night Live reference.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (mupln)

163 Dems: rEtHuGlIkkkAnS aRe RaCiSt~!!!
Also Dems:

@Breaking911 2m
After Biden’s polling numbers plummeted among black Americans, his administration is again delaying their proposed ban on menthol cigarettes

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (IG4Id)

164 Even CNN legal analyst Elie Honig admits that the crime Cohen admitted, stealing $60,000 from Trump, is worse than what they are trying to charge Trump with.

The Hindenburg wasn't this big a disaster.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:53 PM (LkLld)

165 Okay (okay, okay, okay)
Just a little pinprick
There'll be no more, ah
But you may feel a little sick
Can you stand up?
I do believe it's working, good
That'll keep you going through the show
Come on it's time to go

Posted by: Debate prep featuring Pink FLoyd at May 20, 2024 03:53 PM (25k9m)

166 Unfortunately, Tucker's personal assurances of knowing someone who saw something first hand don't really go so far with me anymore.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM (4+3qm)

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It's nothing you can bank on, but you don't think someone might have seen Joe take amphetamines at some point?

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

167 ++++
LOL.

As if the number is that small.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (d04cU)


Not when it's at the same time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:53 PM (Zz0t1)

168 159 Excessive speed also causes time dilation.
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It's easy to get burned...
Posted by: graham nash at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (ZdexC)


I know they're horrid lefties but that album is damned good.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:53 PM (x0n13)

169 Trump should start saying Biden is all drugged up like Hitler. That would set some hair a'fire.

Posted by: crabgrass farmer at May 20, 2024 03:54 PM (cb5CT)

170 "Don't hear 'no.'"
I don't know what she's trying to say, here."

============

Don't worry, neither does she.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (i7Q7S)

171 Puppy-Uppers and Doggy-Downers

--

Nice vintage Saturday Night Live reference.

I thought that was George Carlin.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (CsUN+)

172 They will certainly engage in fraud and steal the election in November.

The courts will support them fully.
Posted by: Auspex at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (j4U/Z)

And the country will go along with it.

I'm not sure of much, but I am sure of that.

Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (Q0kLU)

173 Any number of perfectly legal and commonplace substances could have caused the positive result of President Biden's drug test.

Posted by: Future Excuse at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (SYTee)

174
See, it's all right if Biden is full of mind-altering drugs, because he's not really in charge of anything. The unseen people behind him who nobody voted for, are really in charge. So, just relax.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (dtlw7)

175 169 Trump should start saying Biden is all drugged up like Hitler. That would set some hair a'fire.
Posted by: crabgrass farmer at May 20, 2024 03:54 PM (cb5CT)

Pervetin. Now for Joe, it's called Pervert-in.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (x0n13)

176 164 Even CNN legal analyst Elie Honig admits that the crime Cohen admitted, stealing $60,000 from Trump, is worse than what they are trying to charge Trump with.

The Hindenburg wasn't this big a disaster.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 03:53 PM (LkLld)

They laid down with dogs and got chlamydia.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

177 Speed kills
Amphetamine Annie
Canned Heat

Posted by: Lars at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (Zqcf6)

178 @Breaking911 2m
After Biden’s polling numbers plummeted among black Americans, his administration is again delaying their proposed ban on menthol cigarettes
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That's KOOL!

Posted by: graham nash at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (ZdexC)

179
I thought that was George Carlin.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (CsUN+)


SNL. Gilda Radner and Laraine Newman

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

180 26 Make sure there is a doctor from each side
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

I just keep thinking about OJ's glove.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (hyRRf)

181 Breathalyzer? Do I lookin into your eyes while doing that?

Posted by: Kamala at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (2bFN5)

182
They laid down with dogs and got chlamydia.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

Poor dogs

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (Akjoo)

183 It's nothing you can bank on, but you don't think someone might have seen Joe take amphetamines at some point?
Posted by: Axeman

Nothing would surprise me at this point. Popping amphetamines, snorting blow, taking part in a human sacrifice ceremony in the White House basement. Nothing.

Posted by: Biergood at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (PwgSL)

184 173 Any number of perfectly legal and commonplace substances could have caused the positive result of President Biden's drug test.

Posted by: Future Excuse at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (SYTee)

"That's the last time I order creatine from Mexico!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 20, 2024 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

185 How so pre debate?
As right on stage?

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 03:57 PM (fwDg9)

186 Off, KOOL sock

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:57 PM (ZdexC)

187 After Biden’s polling numbers plummeted among black Americans, his administration is again delaying their proposed ban on menthol cigarettes

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If they plummet any further, his administration will be giving them away.

Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:57 PM (sX1BW)

188 Joe Biden ate poppy seeds!

Trump said pussy!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 03:57 PM (2QA3G)

189 I am fairly certain he is being juiced up from other public speaking

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 03:57 PM (fwDg9)

190 How so pre debate?
As right on stage?

*drops pants*
*pees on the stage*

Posted by: Dementia Joe at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (25k9m)

191 133

Straw man much?

Point out where I said one "precludes" the other, please?

Talking about drug testing Biden is stupid in its own right. Period. It does nothing to help with undecideds & persuadables.

Since you're the wise man here, please share YOUR idea(s) for peeling off some of the 10% or so of voters who presently say that they plan to vote for Kennedy or one of the others. Except... they won't. They never do.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (NLIak)

192 This poolside bikini brunette doesn't remember Globetrotting Joe doing hands-on COVID response in the Midwest, but she does remember him stumbling around to a couple of desultory rallies with light attendance, corporate sponsorships and fawning praise from mealy-mouthed propagandists:
http://tiny.cc/cpi6yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (d04cU)

193 If they plummet any further, his administration will be giving them away.
Posted by: SH (no more socks) at May 20, 2024 03:57 PM (sX1BW)


They will be standing at all polling stations handing out "Vote Biden" signs with a $100 bill taped to the back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (Zz0t1)

194 The debates should have been set up to be over a 48 period, where one candidate could give the other 20 minutes to get to the debate stage at any time day or night for an hour.

Twenty minutes is in excess of the amount of time a President would have to make a decision about an incoming ICBM attack.

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (zSyrn)

195 Since he will never consent to a drug test I guess no debates

In the end,Trump will not let that be a debate killer. Why would he?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (CsUN+)

...

This is a win either way.

Biden refuses to take a test is nearly as good as taking a test, or maybe better. If he took it he would certianly pass, they would rig that for sure.

A denial keeps the issue afloat and puts the idea in people's head that Biden's on drugs. That's all Trump needs.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (z/ifB)

196 But there it was, I know what happened to the Cocaine found in the White House. That's where I had them, with geometric logic!
It had to have been put there by someone that was IN the White House.
Just like the pilfering of strawberries from the Officer's mess. It had to be someone on the USS Caine.

There, that solves that!

Posted by: Zombie Captain Queeq at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (vcOmj)

197 Any number of perfectly legal and commonplace substances could have caused the positive result of President Biden's drug test.
Posted by: Future Excuse at May 20, 2024 03:55 PM (SYTee)

Amphetamines tests do give off false positives.

My guess is, either these people are deeply stupid, or they know how to game the test results.

In a way, Trump calling for testing isn't about the result, it's about calling attention to the fact. Just like everyone in DC knew it was an open secret, that Obama's birth cert was suspicious. Trump was the ONLY prominent person saying it out loud, and it forced Team Obama to release the document... whether it was real or not.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 03:59 PM (dGCAG)

198 But I was assured PDT accepting the debate was a terrible move....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 03:59 PM (tT6L1)

199 LAWFARE: Will there be any Republican Lawyers Left to Ensure Election Integrity in November?
Democrats have aggressively targeted over 400 Republican lawyers and politicians with criminal charges, civil lawsuits, and disbarment proceedings ahead of the upcoming presidential election.
***

So is this commonplace every election? Or is this a real bump in rough and tumble politics?
Any other numbers to compare to?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 03:59 PM (W/lyH)

200 The left sends busloads of paid thugs to demonstrate anywhere needed.

The RNC and Trump campaign had better ship in three or four hundred busloads of hardasses from points south and west to the south Bronx this week, and make sure all the tees are crossed and eyes dotted to be able to get the busses and drivers into NYC without running up against permit situations or union bullshit.

'Cos we know the left will have their legions there, all masked and scarved, sunglasses, gloves, sticks, and for sure those plastic garbage can shields.

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 20, 2024 03:59 PM (KiBMU)

201 198 But I was assured PDT accepting the debate was a terrible move....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 03:59 PM (tT6L1)

The Jury is still out on that one for me

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 04:00 PM (Akjoo)

202 >>The Supreme Court on Monday declined, for now, to hear a challenge to a Maryland law banning certain semi-automatic firearms commonly referred to as assault weapons.

This may because the SCOTUS has agreed as of today to take up the citizens against NYS suit against allowing local and state arbitrary permitting of all firearms - Justice Thomas insisting that the District 2 ruling of stay for such permitting be denied until hearing by the full SCOTUS.

This was a huge defeat for the left today, but no one has reported on it anywhere. Should the SCOTUS rule that NYS permitting laws for the use of firearms in New York are arbitrary and capricious, along with violating the 2nd amendment, then all such permitting laws in the US are equally void...immediately. Lefty heads shall explode!

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2024 04:00 PM (K+UlC)

203 It's nothing you can bank on, but you don't think someone might have seen Joe take amphetamines at some point?
Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

Surely someone administered those drugs for Biden, but I am skeptical that it is one of Tucker's friends. I think that friend would have come out with the story himself.

Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 20, 2024 04:00 PM (4+3qm)

204 OK, who is here that's drug clean, that can piss in a cup and we can say it was Biden?

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Some flunky in the White House at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (vcOmj)

205 I just want to hear Joe deny he fucks pigs.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (ZdexC)

206 Trump is mean for saying that Biden should be drug tested before the debates. Doesn't everyone know that Biden has been a champion of civil rights since he was 15?

- Stupid lies that Biden tells

Posted by: Cheri at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (oiNtH)

207 Man, first the Olympics and now this. I knew I should have invested in clean urine futures.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (z+89e)

208 If they plummet any further, his administration will be giving them away.
Posted by: SH (no more socks)

You joke, but:
"Homeless alcoholics are getting free beer and vodka under a taxpayer-funded pilot program in San Francisco as city leadership grapples with the homelessness crisis plaguing its streets."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (IG4Id)

209 Trump should say "Hey, you asked for conditions that only benefited you - a drug test, something Reagan did in office, would benefit all voters."

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (zSyrn)

210 The Jury is still out on that one for me
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 04:00 PM (Akjoo)
------------

PDT is a very good counter puncher.

I'm reasonably certain the Biden camp never saw that one coming. Mainly because they're stupid and sure of themselves.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (tT6L1)

211 After Biden’s polling numbers plummeted among black Americans, his administration is again delaying their proposed ban on menthol cigarettes

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 03:52 PM (IG4Id)

Delaying until right after they vote for him again. 🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2024 04:02 PM (lX8VI)

212 But there it was, I know what happened to the Cocaine found in the White House. That's where I had them, with geometric logic!
It had to have been put there by someone that was IN the White House.
Just like the pilfering of strawberries from the Officer's mess. It had to be someone on the USS Caine.

There, that solves that!
Posted by: Zombie Captain Queeq

I would surreptitiously place a fidget device on Bitem's podium before any debate.

Posted by: Moderately Sneaky Miklos at May 20, 2024 04:02 PM (994Xn)

213 103 The Biden campaign had videos of tough guy Joe teed up, expecting Trump to balk at some of the debate terms. It was all a bluff and Trump called it. Trump has also accepted the invitation for two other debates that Biden has this far declined.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2024 03:42 PM (u73oe)

I'm hoping this is the whole story.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:02 PM (hyRRf)

214 205 I just want to hear Joe deny he fucks pigs.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (ZdexC)

This guy gets it.

Posted by: Zombie LBJ at May 20, 2024 04:02 PM (SYTee)

215 I just want to hear Joe deny he fucks pigs.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (ZdexC)

+1

Posted by: LBJ, riding Hell's crapper at May 20, 2024 04:02 PM (2QA3G)

216 In the last four years, has any other Republican suggested that Biden is on the drugs we all know he is on? Just wondering.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2024 04:02 PM (lX8VI)

217 Surely someone administered those drugs for Biden, but I am skeptical that it is one of Tucker's friends. I think that friend would have come out with the story himself.
Posted by: Mad Max in VA at May 20, 2024 04:00 PM (4+3qm)


If he wanted to be found in a park somewhere........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

218 I saw a video where Joe had huge unblinking eyes, like buttons on a teddy bear. Jarring after not seeing his squinting eyes for a long time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (cf/0E)

219 Sponge you didn't seem to around Saturday when we had a Kum by ya hash day

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (fwDg9)

220 If he takes the test too long before the debate then there is still time to dose up with amphetamines at the debate.

If he takes the test at the start of the debate then it is too late to get the results back.

But if Trump sticks to this condition then it is a masterstroke of manipulation because he gets to truthfully claim he accepted the most disadvantageous terms for a debate Joe could come up with but Joe couldn't even pass a drug test to be there. Then they can negotiate something else.

I had forgotten how fun this all was as Trump makes them all chase their own tails. It doesn't matter if he walked into this w/o thinking it through. He still walked out on top because all anyone will remember is Joe couldn't pass a drug test or wouldn't take one. The damage is done.

Posted by: Thatch at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (T8BCP)

221 I just want to hear Joe deny he fucks pigs.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (ZdexC)


HEY!!!!!!

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

222 As for lawfare against Republican lawyers, it wouldn't work except the courts allow this crap to proceed.

Usual refrain, what if the GOP went lawfare against the left? Yeah, those cases would never see the light of a court room.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (tT6L1)

223 I saw a video where Joe had huge unblinking eyes, like buttons on a teddy bear. Jarring after not seeing his squinting eyes for a long time.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (cf/0E)
---
...like a doll's eyes...

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (krQz2)

224 >>Perhaps, the Biden Campaign could had Kamala Harris go to the state funeral of Iranian President Raisi and have the Iranians take her hostage
Posted by: SMOD

That would end in a Ransom for Red Chief moment where we demand they pay us to take her back.

Posted by: Aviator at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (HQ9Sl)

225 Trump ought to say he's gonna executive order away all taxes on Kool Filter Kings and Newports the same day he takes office, 'cos its a burden on those that need their menthol the most.

Outright discriminatory!

From the rivers to the seas, we want smokes wit' da freeze!

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (KiBMU)

226 Sponge you didn't seem to around Saturday when we had a Kum by ya hash day
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (fwDg9)


I was out in the middle of nowhere with a lack of internet connection all weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

227 A breathalyzer of Kamala would reveal a blood-jizz level of 1.15%, way beyond the legal limit...

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (XMwZJ)

228 I am just in shock at all of the corruption in our culture and government. My wife is currently visiting her parents in Russia with our littlest one. They live 1,000 miles east of Moscow in a village about 30 miles from a small city. First off the grocery stores are stocked like normal. And they just built a new soccer stadium and entertainment complex, like what a lot of cities do here with baseball stadiums. Also, there are 8-9 flights a day between Istanbul and Moscow. She was on the red eye at midnight and her flight was full. Lots of young families vacationing. There is no truth to anything we are hearing about what is going on in Ukraine....oh and there was a long line at the Popeyes Burger King combo restaurant at the Istanbul airport. Who knew!

Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (oaiSK)

229 When Trump was in office the left made such a big deal of Trump's mental health he voluntarily took a test to prove he was not suffering from dementia or any other debilitating condition.

Everyone who isn't completely in the tank for the left can see Joe is failing. It is one of the biggest concerns voters are expressing over his candidacy, is he too old for the job.

The last think his campaign needs is more focus on his decline while they try to hide him from view and script his every move. Throw sand in the gears, make them respond. Offense scores more points than defense.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (LkLld)

230 >> A breathalyzer of Kamala would reveal


Quintuplets!

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (gmlRP)

231 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM (d04cU)

Model uses" desultory" as part of your regular political comments about Joe Biden before posing for the camera? Smart as well as pretty.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (XkYcA)

232 Politicians have been, quietly, on Heavy Drugs for years.

https://tinyurl.com/3fp2aw9d

Posted by: Moderately Mindful Miklos at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (994Xn)

233 I was out in the middle of nowhere with a lack of internet connection all weekend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)
-------------

And thus was a "First World Problem" thread born.....

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (tT6L1)

234 If it's true about Biden being the n amphetamines I look forward to to the speech where he starts yelling "spiders are crawling up my legs to my crotch. Jill get em off me , get em off " I don't think the propaganda ministries could cover for that

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (enVpg)

235 I saw a video where Joe had huge unblinking eyes, like buttons on a teddy bear. Jarring after not seeing his squinting eyes for a long time.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

He's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

Posted by: Quint at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (PwgSL)

236 If he takes the test too long before the debate then there is still time to dose up with amphetamines at the debate.

If he takes the test at the start of the debate then it is too late to get the results back.


Posted by: Thatch at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (T8BCP)
---
This is DC. They'll just get 50 experts to sign a letter saying that Joe passed his drug test with blood of a 20-year-old.

It will thus be a "conspiracy theory" to think they colluded on this idea.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (krQz2)

237 225 From the rivers to the seas, we want smokes wit' da freeze!
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (KiBMU)

LOL on so many levels

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (hyRRf)

238 I am just in shock at all of the corruption in our culture and government. My wife is currently visiting her parents in Russia with our littlest one. They live 1,000 miles east of Moscow in a village about 30 miles from a small city. First off the grocery stores are stocked like normal. And they just built a new soccer stadium and entertainment complex, like what a lot of cities do here with baseball stadiums. Also, there are 8-9 flights a day between Istanbul and Moscow. She was on the red eye at midnight and her flight was full. Lots of young families vacationing. There is no truth to anything we are hearing about what is going on in Ukraine....oh and there was a long line at the Popeyes Burger King combo restaurant at the Istanbul airport. Who knew!
Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (oaiSK)
++++
So are you in shock because of the never-ending parade of naked corruption that has been marching across the front pages and Chyrons in our media for the past decade, or is it because of external perspective that broke you out of being inured to it?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (d04cU)

239 234 If it's true about Biden being the n amphetamines I look forward to to the speech where he starts yelling "spiders are crawling up my legs to my crotch. Jill get em off me , get em off " I don't think the propaganda ministries could cover for that
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (enVpg)


RIDE THE SNAKE!!!

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (io0LF)

240 Hair. A sample of his hair should be tested as hair will have deposits of whatever Joe has been using for 90 days I think.

Maybe a stool sample also. A quart of blood too.

Just to be sure.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (IebSC)

241 226 Sponge you didn't seem to around Saturday when we had a Kum by ya hash day
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (fwDg9)

I was out in the middle of nowhere with a lack of internet connection all weekend.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:04 PM (Zz0t1)

Sure you were. Suuuuuure you were.
/s

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:07 PM (hyRRf)

242
And thus was a "First World Problem" thread born.....
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (tT6L1)


I actually kind of enjoyed it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:07 PM (Zz0t1)

243 Model uses" desultory" as part of your regular political comments about Joe Biden before posing for the camera? Smart as well as pretty.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (XkYcA)
++++
She's very erudite.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:07 PM (d04cU)

244 If he takes the test at the start of the debate then it is too late to get the results back.

Posted by: Thatch at May 20, 2024 04:03 PM (T8BCP)

Why? You can get them back the next day. The condition is only that the test be taken, not passed. If he fails it hurts him. But Biden won't be taking a drug test and will have to explain why.

Posted by: ... at May 20, 2024 04:07 PM (lX8VI)

245 OK, who is here that's drug clean, that can piss in a cup and we can say it was Biden?

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Some flunky in the White House at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (vcOmj)

I'm clean of non-Doctor prescribed drugs and have been since '81. But I'd get off that wagon yesterday if i thought my piss would be used for FJB at the debate just to phuck him in his squeak hole a little bit.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 20, 2024 04:07 PM (MsrgL)

246 Whap! The rat trap snaps shut - and Trump's strategy vis a vis the debates becomes clear. Now Biden, having agreed to debates, will presumably have to back out.

Trump is a friggin' genius.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)

247 Snek.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 04:08 PM (2QA3G)

248 Is this big thing-that AA's who smoke use menthol cigarettes
(Never heard that) and they'd base their votes on the availability of them?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 04:08 PM (XkYcA)

249
RIDE THE SNAKE!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (io0LF)


Wasn't that the suggestion for the women in the woods beating the ground with sticks?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)

250 OK, who is here that's drug clean, that can piss in a cup and we can say it was Biden?

Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

Posted by: Some flunky in the White House at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (vcOmj)
_____________

Hunter? Maybe someone else ...

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (YqDXo)

251 I wanna tell you all a story ,
about some dude named Joe
We called him amphetamine Biden,
cuz he was always shovelling snow.

We sat him down and told him,
We told him crystal clear.
We don't mind you getting high,
but one thing you should fear.
You mind might think it's flying
on those little pills.
But you ought to know its dying,
cuz Speed Kills!

But Joey kept on speeeding,
his health was getting poor.
He saw things on the teleprompter,
He heard things at the door.

Posted by: Based Canned Heat at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (cCxiu)

252 Mr Biden, the analysis of your sample says you are a post menopausal woman.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (u73oe)

253 Is this big thing-that AA's who smoke use menthol cigarettes
(Never heard that) and they'd base their votes on the availability of them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 04:08 PM (XkYcA)
++++
I think it is meant as an ironic emulation of a transparently racist piece of pandering like the Dems do routinely. Like Hillary "hot sauce in my purse" Clinton.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (d04cU)

254 229 Everyone who isn't completely in the tank for the left can see Joe is failing.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:05 PM (LkLld)

Everyone who IS completely in the tank for the left can CLEARLY see Joe is failing. What they don't do is admit it publicly.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (hyRRf)

255 Sure you were. Suuuuuure you were.
/s
Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:07 PM (hyRRf)


I swear that town is a natural faraday box.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (Zz0t1)

256 One can only hope they go too far juicing Sundowner up and cause a stroke

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (fwDg9)

257 LOL!

I saw this somewhere else and thought it was a joke!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2024 04:10 PM (tQtDb)

258 In a way, Trump calling for testing isn't about the result, it's about calling attention to the fact. Just like everyone in DC knew it was an open secret, that Obama's birth cert was suspicious. Trump was the ONLY prominent person saying it out loud, and it forced Team Obama to release the document... whether it was real or not.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 03:59 PM (dGCAG)

Insisting on Obamamba's certificate of live birth was one.

what did he do for Hillary? I forget.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 04:10 PM (D7oie)

259 >> Is this big thing-that AA's who smoke use menthol cigarettes



It's why nobody ever bums a smoke from a black guy.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 04:10 PM (gmlRP)

260 ++++
I think it is meant as an ironic emulation of a transparently racist piece of pandering like the Dems do routinely. Like Hillary "hot sauce in my purse" Clinton.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (d04cU)


Ah ain no ways tahrd.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:10 PM (Zz0t1)

261 248 Is this big thing-that AA's who smoke use menthol cigarettes
(Never heard that) and they'd base their votes on the availability of them?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 04:08 PM (XkYcA)

Typical Democrat attitude of viewing them as primitive backward children that need to betalked down to and placated.

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 04:10 PM (PCK5/)

262 Has Scott apologized for wanting to force everyone to get the clot shot?

No?

Then shut the F up, Scott. No one cares what you have to say.

Careful. People are also gonna apply that standard to Donald "Best vaccine ever made. Really super. Everyone should get 8 boosters" Trump.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2024 04:10 PM (2ocoG)

263 249
RIDE THE SNAKE!!!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (io0LF)


Wasn't that the suggestion for the women in the woods beating the ground with sticks?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:08 PM (Zz0t1)


It's an old SNL skit with jim Carrey selling weight loss drugs that were basically speed. Pretty funny sketch with Carrey doing some of his best slapstick antics

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (io0LF)

264 Good afternoon all.
That speech Biden gave at the college was absolutely disgusting. The Democrats continue to treat POC as if they are helpless children and the left applauds it.
In 2020, Biden was the "nice" guy. This type of speech is the exact opposite.
The worst video though is the one where he is at an election headquarters and at one point he is just standing with a vacant look on his face with his hand out. He turns it into a salute although thee is no one to salute. It is just ridiculous that they continue this joke of a candidacy.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (t/2Uw)

265 Clown show.


@AndrewHGiuliani
FIREWORKS!!

Merchan says to Costello if he doesn’t like a ruling, don’t roll his eyes or say Jeez or strike it!

And if you don’t like my ruling, you don’t give me side eyes!

Costello says he understands.

Merchan now asks if he’s staring him down, asking loudly.

Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

266 1 Puppy-Uppers and Doggy-Downers

--
Nice vintage Saturday Night Live reference.
*
I thought that was George Carlin.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024

***
One of Carlin's earliest albums was called Take-Offs and Put-Ons. He was playing with words even then.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (J2vNu)

267 This is DC. They'll just get 50 experts to sign a letter saying that Joe passed his drug test with blood of a 20-year-old.
_____________

And it'll be literally true.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (YqDXo)

268 I just want to hear Joe deny he fucks pigs.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:01 PM (ZdexC)

Twice as corrupt as LBJ and twice as retarded.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 04:12 PM (D7oie)

269
It's why nobody ever bums a smoke from a black guy.
Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 04:10 PM (gmlRP)


Funny moment down in Ennis, TX at the NHRA races one year......

Guy comes up and asks to bum a cigarette from my wife's cousin. He says, "I'll tell you what. I'll give you two if you never f*cking bother me again."

Guy looks at him funny, then says "Ok."

We didn't see him the rest of the weekend.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:12 PM (Zz0t1)

270 Is there a lab in the world you would trust to analyze
bird brain shitpant's blood? You couldn't find one.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 20, 2024 04:12 PM (aFNOf)

271 One can only hope they go too far juicing Sundowner up and cause a stroke
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:09 PM (fwDg9)
--------------

Joe's already survived a couple of brain aneurysms. The docs are probably sweating the drugs they're giving him as it is.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 04:12 PM (tT6L1)

272 Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

Merchen is losing it

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)

273 Merchan now asks if he’s staring him down, asking loudly.

Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

Is he gonna make him drop and give him fifty?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (D7oie)

274 Point out where I said one "precludes" the other, please?

Talking about drug testing Biden is stupid in its own right. Period. It does nothing to help with undecideds & persuadables.

Since you're the wise man here, please share YOUR idea(s) for peeling off some of the 10% or so of voters who presently say that they plan to vote for Kennedy or one of the others. Except... they won't. They never do.


Calm down, sparky. You're the one who made an assertion. Back it up with something other than bluster.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (CsUN+)

275 *Bangs on stall*

Mr President, we need that sample! We can’t start the debate without that sample!

STOP BANGING ON THE DOOR! I CAN’T PEE WHILE YOU’RE BANGING ON THE DOOR!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (u73oe)

276 Is there a lab in the world you would trust to analyze
bird brain shitpant's blood? You couldn't find one.
Posted by: Maj. Healey

Ummm

Posted by: The guy whose lab did the Duke Lacrosse samples at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (994Xn)

277 Biden would burn a hole in the bottom of the piss cup

Posted by: Roberto at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (bkf/+)

278
STOP BANGING ON THE DOOR! I CAN’T PEE WHILE YOU’RE BANGING ON THE DOOR!
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (u73oe)



STOP THAT HAMMERING!!!!!!

- - - - Lawrence O'Donnell

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

279 It's right-wing misinformation to say that Joe wouldn't pass a drug test, or hasn't already passed the test that would qualify him as being ready for the debate.

And more than 50 DC experts will agree in a letter.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 04:14 PM (krQz2)

280 Merchen is losing it
Posted by: It's me donna

His daughter is making bank, though.

Posted by: Miklos so notices at May 20, 2024 04:14 PM (994Xn)

281 So are you in shock because of the never-ending parade of naked corruption that has been marching across the front pages and Chyrons in our media for the past decade, or is it because of external perspective that broke you out of being inured to it?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:06 PM (d04cU)

It's the naked corruption, but yeah the outside perspective broke me. The outright lying just never stops. Nothing about what the media and government is saying about Russia is true. I'm seeing things on our video chats that should not exist because of what we are fed. Tucker Carlson made a mistake staying around Moscow. He should have flown a few hours east. But it's the same thing...Russia is not hurting! My wife is getting me a bar set for the soccer team I supported when I studied abroad there. Those kinds of unnecessary consumer goods would not exist in a struggling country... especially in a dinky village.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:15 PM (oaiSK)

282 278

STOP THAT HAMMERING!!!!!!

- - - - Lawrence O'Donnell
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

That is a classic…

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 04:15 PM (PCK5/)

283 He isn't sniffing little girls hair just for the kink.

Posted by: DaveA at May 20, 2024 04:15 PM (FhXTo)

284 272 Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

Merchen is losing it
Posted by: It's me donna at


Did you say bullshit when you sneezed???!!! That's it to my chambers.!

Posted by: "Judge" Merchan at May 20, 2024 04:15 PM (io0LF)

285 265 Clown show.

@AndrewHGiuliani
FIREWORKS!!

Merchan says to Costello if he doesn’t like a ruling, don’t roll his eyes or say Jeez or strike it!

And if you don’t like my ruling, you don’t give me side eyes!

Costello says he understands.

Merchan now asks if he’s staring him down, asking loudly.

Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM (LkLld)

I would pay to see this.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:15 PM (hyRRf)

286 What kind of drugs do I get to test?

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:16 PM (SYTee)

287 Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.

I'd so love to hear that.

Merchan: You're giving me the stinkeye?
Costello: Am not!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 04:16 PM (CsUN+)

288 His daughter is making bank, though.
Posted by: Miklos so notices

I read north of $93M. Good gig if you can get it.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 20, 2024 04:16 PM (aFNOf)

289 LOL, I give myself a mental high five every time I manage to pull in or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, and these guys are flying in formation wingtip to wingtip.
Posted by: All Haul Eris

Brandon can't even walk wingtip to wingtip...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 20, 2024 04:16 PM (wtvvX)

290 Dunno why this would be a big deal. I'm sure Hunter knows a guy.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 20, 2024 04:16 PM (R/49a)

291 Biden doesn't even need to pee into a cup. He just needs 50 medical experts to say he did and it was spectacular.

This is the way the "Information culture" is being run.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 04:16 PM (krQz2)

292 STOP THAT HAMMERING!!!!!!

- - - - Lawrence O'Donnell
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 20, 2024 04:14 PM (Zz0t1)

That is a classic…
Posted by: tubal

FREQUENCY CHECK

Posted by: Kenneth at May 20, 2024 04:16 PM (994Xn)

293 >>Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.


Isn't Costello an ex-Judge?

Something is bringing out Merchan's Little Dick Energy...and that would do it.

Posted by: garrett at May 20, 2024 04:17 PM (gmlRP)

294 Laura Loomer writes Democrats are sending funds directly to Merchen's daughter house in Virginia

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:17 PM (fwDg9)

295 Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM


That is literally illegal. The judge can invite the prosecutor and/or the defense counsel into his private chambers for a chat but to order a witness there is not only unprecedented it is grounds for an automatic appeal if the judge refuses to declare a mistrial.


A judge coaching the star witness in a criminal trial, geesh they are desperate.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 04:17 PM (QNSds)

296 It's the naked corruption, but yeah the outside perspective broke me. The outright lying just never stops. Nothing about what the media and government is saying about Russia is true. I'm seeing things on our video chats that should not exist because of what we are fed. Tucker Carlson made a mistake staying around Moscow. He should have flown a few hours east. But it's the same thing...Russia is not hurting! My wife is getting me a bar set for the soccer team I supported when I studied abroad there. Those kinds of unnecessary consumer goods would not exist in a struggling country... especially in a dinky village.
Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:15 PM (oaiSK)
++++
Thanks. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic, though I realize It might have come across that way. Our rulers don't hide their corruption. If anything, they flood the zone with it. I imagine it's easy to become inured to it. I know I have. Not that I don't find it contemptible or don't acknowledge it, but I have gotten to the point where I basically don't care anymore because I no longer think it is fixable.

But outside perspective can be a splash of cold water, too, which is why I asked.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:17 PM (d04cU)

297 Brandon can't even walk wingtip to wingtip...

He may have touched tips with Hunter however.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2024 04:18 PM (2ocoG)

298 Does Kamala ever wear anything other than those unattractive ill fitting business suit outfits. Shen must have one in every color of the rainbow.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 04:18 PM (oaGWv)

299 LOL!

I saw this somewhere else and thought it was a joke!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez
----
The Bee or Not The Bee? That is the question.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:18 PM (ZdexC)

300 Also, just got out of an IMAX showing of "Blue Angels". It's like viewing a parallel world of extreme competence, professionalism, and patriotism. Definite recommendation.

LOL, I give myself a mental high five every time I manage to pull in or out of the garage without breaking off the side mirrors, and these guys are flying in formation wingtip to wingtip.
Posted by: All Haul Eris


I'm waiting for the new USAF WOKE Rainbow Spirits, now with extra DEI. Should be a flamboyant success.

Posted by: Cray Turd at May 20, 2024 04:18 PM (lZVy/)

301 277 Biden would burn a hole in the bottom of the piss cup
Posted by: Roberto at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (bkf/+)


"Ooh, hot!!!!"

- - Alien drooling through the Nostromo's decks.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 04:18 PM (x0n13)

302 All government employees and elected officials should be drug tested at least every Monday morning.

Posted by: Cosda at May 20, 2024 04:19 PM (vpvBK)

303 Biden doesn't even need to pee into a cup. He just needs 50 medical experts to say he did and it was spectacular.

Who knew that the "4 out of 5 dentists" commercials would become the de facto way the country was run.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2024 04:19 PM (2ocoG)

304 Merchan is losing it with Costello who seems to be a stand up guy. The pressure of the entire nation and media complex , one way or the other, is weighing on him and he's seems to be a small man who will crack under the continuous pressure. Effin good

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 20, 2024 04:19 PM (enVpg)

305 @WallStreetSilv sez : "IIIegal aIiens that fall victim to a crime get special visas that allow them to stay in the US due to their suffering.
So iIIegals are PAYING people to rob them in Chicago."

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 04:19 PM (MvF+J)

306 295 Judge and the witness leave the bench to go have what I’m sure is a spirited conversation behind closed doors.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 20, 2024 04:11 PM

That is literally illegal. The judge can invite the prosecutor and/or the defense counsel into his private chambers for a chat but to order a witness there is not only unprecedented it is grounds for an automatic appeal if the judge refuses to declare a mistrial.

A judge coaching the star witness in a criminal trial, geesh they are desperate.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 20, 2024 04:17 PM (QNSds)

Huh. That makes sense.

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:19 PM (hyRRf)

307 Is this big thing-that AA's who smoke use menthol cigarettes
(Never heard that) and they'd base their votes on the availability of them?

Thats been my experience (AA preference for menthols) and they aren't tolerating any outlawing of the minty menthols.

If I was Trump, I get billboards or sponsorships from Newports and Kools in AA areas.

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (cCxiu)

308 @WallStreetSilv sez : "IIIegal aIiens that fall victim to a crime get special visas that allow them to stay in the US due to their suffering.
So iIIegals are PAYING people to rob them in Chicago."
Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 04:19 PM (MvF+J)
++++
I have lost all ability to determine what is made up absurdity and what is real absurdity.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (d04cU)

309 There doesn't even need to be a one physical cup with Joe Biden's name on it. Just 50+ experts to agree.

And then it's a conspiracy theory to believe that they got 50 people to agree to a made-up cup of pee.

And after you get some evidence that there never was a sample cup, it becomes a "Right-wing talking point".

Nobody who's not concerned about what right-wingers concern themselves about wants to repeat "right-wing talking points".

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (krQz2)

310 Those kinds of unnecessary consumer goods would not exist in a struggling country... especially in a dinky village.
Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:15 PM (oaiSK)

I am matching pictures of grocery stores in 1970 to what I see today.

Also, mom and dad never had much extra spending money, but the stuff I cleaned out of dad's house are top shelf, even the stuff from back then. Washcloths from Sears then were a good two inches broader than what you get today.
Inflation and regulation costs is eating everything away, and we are getting poorer. Putting money in savings then was a decent idea, today you have to get into an index fund and hope it isn't a recasting of the mortgage backed securities to maybe keep even with inflation.

I am not trying to be a downer, I am just saying you have a valid insight, and there are reasons for what you are seeing.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (D7oie)

311 307 If I was Trump, I get billboards or sponsorships from Newports and Kools in AA areas.
Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (cCxiu)


Colt .45, for obvious reasons!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (x0n13)

312 Colt .45, for obvious reasons!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (x0n13)
++++
Because it works every time?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:21 PM (d04cU)

313 Merchan is losing it with Costello who seems to be a stand up guy. The pressure of the entire nation and media complex , one way or the other, is weighing on him and he's seems to be a small man who will crack under the continuous pressure. Effin good

Costello has been brutal on Cohen. I get the sense he's just tired of this crap and wants to be remembered as the guy who administered the kill shot to the naked corruption of this "trial".

IOW, he has a f*** registry at Tiffany's but nothing in it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 04:21 PM (CsUN+)

314 Judge Merkin??

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 04:22 PM (PCK5/)

315 I think Trump's actions are showing us that he knows what he's walking into.

He's now going to turn up the heat on Biden until he debates without help, or withdraws from the pressure President Honey Badger is putting on him.

Not worried about Trump at all.

Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (73aUX)

316 "Fake Tapper"
heh

Posted by: m at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (hyRRf)

317 Remember in the Way, Way, Way Before when "Colt .45" was marketed to well-to-do (or aspirational) white men to help break them out of the lassitude of the ordinary?
https://youtu.be/b93E_jYNSGA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (d04cU)

318 Since he will never consent to a drug test I guess no debates

In the end,Trump will not let that be a debate killer. Why would he?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 03:47 PM (CsUN+)
______________

That's when he stages a mock "debate" with an empty podium next to him.

Comedy gold.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (YqDXo)

319 Merchen is losing it
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)

Trump's attorney is probably telling Merchan now that every time Merchan opens his mouth during direct defense testimony it is directly opposed to lower court judicial procedures and he's blowing it for his client - Merchan's outbursts are getting reported to the NYS Judicial Conduct Review Board...

And Merchan is probably saying he doesn't care...he's got a MSNBC gig all lined up - can't professionally embarrass someone who isn't a professional in the first place!

Posted by: Boswell at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (K+UlC)

320 Maybe Judge Merkin is offering Costello a roll in the hay with his daughter. Maybe even butt stuff if he changes his testimony?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (aFNOf)

321 I’’ve been an expert erectionist from way back in the mid-‘’70s.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (JSF6W)

322 Did we all get a new hash?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (MeG8a)

323 Colt .45, for obvious reasons!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Look out for the Bull...

Posted by: Miklos with a Schlitz Malt Likker at May 20, 2024 04:24 PM (994Xn)

324 Since you're the wise man here, please share YOUR idea(s) for peeling off some of the 10% or so of voters who presently say that they plan to vote for Kennedy or one of the others. Except... they won't. They never do.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 03:58 PM

They did in 2016. Trump won MI, WI and PA, because those states saw record number of voters vote 3rd party. And they were likely Democrat voters, because Clinton received less votes in those states than Obama did in 2012.

Wisconsin:
-- 188k (6%) voted 3rd party
-- Clinton down 238.5k votes compared to Obama's 2012 vote

Pennsylvania:
-- 268k (4.4%) voted 3rd party
-- Clinton down 63.8k votes

Michigan:
-- 250k (5.2%) voted 3rd party
-- Clinton down 295.7k votes

Minnesota:
-- 254k (8.6%) voted 3rd party
-- Clinton down 178.4k votes

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at May 20, 2024 04:24 PM (P5BPp)

325 Remember when the Party and its various organs and affiliates got together to steal an election for the previous guy's dumbass VP who even before his decline was widely accepted as being there only to appeal to old-guard rubes and to act as assassination insurance because nobody would want such a towering dumbass in the big chair?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 03:36 PM (d04cU)
__________________________

No one can convince me that Paul Ryan didn't throw the debate. A brain damaged monkey with ADD could have toasted Biden in that one.

Posted by: Orson at May 20, 2024 04:24 PM (dIske)

326 322 Did we all get a new hash?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (MeG8a)

I have my original back

Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 04:24 PM (Akjoo)

327 312 Colt .45, for obvious reasons!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 04:20 PM (x0n13)
++++
Because it works every time?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:21 PM (d04cU)


Well, yes. and also Trump was #45 . . .

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (x0n13)

328 Biden in the motorcade:

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (cf/0E)

329 Gourmand no, stayed same as last week, just Saturday night to Sunday we all had tje same hash

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (fwDg9)

330 Thanks. I wasn't being snarky or sarcastic, though I realize It might have come across that way. Our rulers don't hide their corruption. If anything, they flood the zone with it. I imagine it's easy to become inured to it. I know I have. Not that I don't find it contemptible or don't acknowledge it, but I have gotten to the point where I basically don't care anymore because I no longer think it is fixable.

But outside perspective can be a splash of cold water, too, which is why I asked.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:17 PM (d04cU)

Nah, Joe, you're totally cool! Just seeing all the infrastructure that Russia is building burns me up. We should be building more too. But we aren't...the money our government spends is all wasted into their own pockets...and there is nothing at all to show for it. Yeah Russia is a corrupt autocracy/oligarchy but they get stuff done a la the Daley machine of old on Chicago.

Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (oaiSK)

331 326 322 Did we all get a new hash?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 20, 2024 04:23 PM (MeG8a)

I have my original back
Posted by: It's me donna at May 20, 2024 04:24 PM (Akjoo)

Alaska Jew… cool!!

Posted by: tubal at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (PCK5/)

332 It's illegal for witness to give side eyes or stare at the judge?. Maybe Merchan should just order that Costello's head be covered with paper bag with cut outs for his mouth and nose.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (XkYcA)

333 Did we all get a new hash?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 20, 2024

***
Mine from here (work) is different from my one at home.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (J2vNu)

334 Merchan is losing it with Costello who seems to be a stand up guy. The pressure of the entire nation and media complex , one way or the other, is weighing on him and he's seems to be a small man who will crack under the continuous pressure. Effin good.

He's only a big man in that courtroom. No different than a CEO in a boardroom - or mods on the internet. Thats the bitch about giving anyone absolute control who crave it ... it only works for them in very controlled circumstances.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (pTv5j)

335 Nah, Joe, you're totally cool! Just seeing all the infrastructure that Russia is building burns me up. We should be building more too. But we aren't...the money our government spends is all wasted into their own pockets...and there is nothing at all to show for it. Yeah Russia is a corrupt autocracy/oligarchy but they get stuff done a la the Daley machine of old on Chicago.
Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:25 PM (oaiSK)
++++
They're lining their pockets, too, I'm sure. But there is a wide gulf between competent corruption and what we have. If corruption becomes pathological, it has only one possible end point.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:26 PM (d04cU)

336 One of first moves after got to work wrenched my back, been flat on it in bed since I got home

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 04:27 PM (fwDg9)

337 Since you're the wise man here, please share YOUR idea(s) for peeling off some of the 10% or so of voters who presently say that they plan to vote for Kennedy or one of the others. Except... they won't. They never do.

Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 03:58
===
Who's this jackwagon?

Posted by: I'm Gumby,dammit at May 20, 2024 04:27 PM (3AKsc)

338 It's illegal for witness to give side eyes or stare at the judge?. Maybe Merchan should just order that Costello's head be covered with paper bag with cut outs for his mouth and nose.

No half measures! Put him in a Hannibal Lecter anti-bite mask.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 04:27 PM (CsUN+)

339 Did we all get a new hash?
Posted by: gourmand du jour

Corned beef or regular?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 20, 2024 04:27 PM (aFNOf)

340 Who knew that the "4 out of 5 dentists" commercials would become the de facto way the country was run.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 20, 2024 04:19 PM (2ocoG)
---
Saw an interview with Jordan Petersen. He said that 90% of "scientists" are careerists just working for an income and a pension. Actually he said "the square root of the population" are the only real contributors to anything remotely resembling Science.

The others just produce a handful of marginal stuff nobody's going to bother to try to replicate and can't be replicated.

So that's what "consensus" about Science means. You got a bunch of bench-warmers to agree. Probably because it helps their career.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 04:27 PM (krQz2)

341 "That Joe didn't already pass 3 drug tests is misinformation, citizen."

The President takes a drug test every day, just like he does his cognitive test, by showing the amazing accomplishments of the Biden-Harris Administration - KJP

Posted by: CTHillary, dead but dreaming at May 20, 2024 04:27 PM (zSyrn)

342 Meet the new hash
Same as the old hash

Posted by: Who? at May 20, 2024 04:28 PM (vFG9F)

343 We're humans. We'll find a way to spoil everything.

Even something as instrumental to the advance of man as Science....

Because there's control there.

Posted by: Axeman at May 20, 2024 04:28 PM (krQz2)

344 Did we all get a new hash?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 20, 2024

***
Mine from here (work) is different from my one at home.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming

Armour or Hormel?

Posted by: Miklos has both kinds at May 20, 2024 04:28 PM (994Xn)

345 Colt .45, for obvious reasons!
Posted by: J.J. Sefton

Make sure its the 40 oz size on the billboard if you want maximum street cred!

Posted by: The Walking Dude at May 20, 2024 04:29 PM (cCxiu)

346

[me in Merchan's courtroom]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:29 PM (ZdexC)

347 Armour or Hormel?
Posted by: Miklos has both kinds

Hormel with runny eggs on top FTW !!!

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 20, 2024 04:29 PM (aFNOf)

348 He said that 90% of "scientists" are careerists just working for an income and a pension.

Yep. Four out of five independent minded, elite minds in their field rarely agree on anything except math.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 20, 2024 04:30 PM (pTv5j)

349 Nood

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 20, 2024 04:30 PM (N1DT3)

350 nood Cohen 'bonus'

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 04:30 PM (ZdexC)

351 328, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 20, 2024 04:32 PM (tQtDb)

352 When an atty calls a witness, that atty is vouching to the Court that the witness will offer truthful testimony, to the best of that atty's knowledge.

I can't see how the prosecutor could do that in good faith with regard to Cohen. I'd resign before I'd vouch for that piece of shit.

Sometimes a prosecutor will vouch for a murderer, usually a cooperating co-def, but only with corroborating evidence. I haven't followed Bragg's clown circus that closely, but I don't recall corroborating evidence for Cohen's assertion that Trump knew all about what Cohen was doing. I DO recall that Trump's accountant testified that he made the decision, not Trump, to classify the payment to Cohen as a legal expense & not a personal expense.

The only proper time for a Motion For A Directed Verdict is at the close of all the evidence, by the way-- not while the trial is in progress.

I'm still pessimistic about the jury's verdicts. I suspect many, if not all, just want to get Trump.



Posted by: mnw at May 20, 2024 04:36 PM (NLIak)

353 >>Hair. A sample of his hair should be tested as hair will have deposits of whatever Joe has been using for 90 days I think.

Maybe a stool sample also. A quart of blood too.

Just to be sure.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

Sounds like you're asking for his underwear.

Posted by: Aviator at May 20, 2024 04:38 PM (HQ9Sl)

354 They're lining their pockets, too, I'm sure. But there is a wide gulf between competent corruption and what we have. If corruption becomes pathological, it has only one possible end point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 20, 2024 04:26 PM (d04cU)

Hell yeah, Putin is an operator. He knows how to run things. I really don't know what to expect when he's out of the picture. My guess is a repeat of the 90s Mafia fights for power. And you're right, we have every part of our cultural institutions trying to get their little piece. It's a slow chaotic end....

Posted by: Mishdog at May 20, 2024 04:39 PM (oaiSK)

355 >>Does Kamala ever wear anything other than those unattractive ill fitting business suit outfits. Shen must have one in every color of the rainbow.
Posted by: Tuna

You mean like a pearl necklace?

Posted by: Aviator at May 20, 2024 04:40 PM (HQ9Sl)

356 120

You told me to save it for marriage, dad!

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 20, 2024 03:45 PM (io0LF)
----
Don't know that one ..... maybe you should tell us.

Posted by: Ciampino - I ran so far away ... at May 20, 2024 04:41 PM (qfLjt)

357 I am not trying to be a downer, I am just saying you have a valid insight, and there are reasons for what you are seeing.

Posted by: Kindltot

I have to wonder, do Russian oligarchs and corrupticrats skim more or less off the Russian economy than ours do from ours?

No way of knowing, I guess, but still, we certainly at least seem to have more of the parasites.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 20, 2024 05:04 PM (OUMaO)

358 Michael Cohen is the kindest, bravest, warmest, most wonderful and most truthful human being I’ve ever known in my life.

- Jack Smith, Nicolle Wallace, Joy Reid, Alvin Bragg, Rachel Maddow, Merrick Garland, Andrew Weissman, Robert Mueller, James Comey, Chrissy Hayes, Jake Tapper, Dana Bash, Nancy Pelosi, Hunter Biden, Fani Willis, and DOCTOR Jill Biden.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 05:20 PM (5fDan)

359 Note: Since Biden will refuse to take the test, this allows Trump to retort during the debate, "I see your drugs are wearing off? Would you like to try that answer again?"

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 20, 2024 05:42 PM (iTjp2)

360 The state argued they can be banned because they are “highly dangerous, military-style” weapons.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 03:49 PM

Which is what the Founders intended the Militia to have.

Posted by: Minbari Gray Council at May 20, 2024 06:07 PM (3d2Rp)

361 As smart as Joe is, he will probably get Hunter to take the piss test for him.

Smartest guy he knows, you know...

Posted by: Thatch at May 20, 2024 06:11 PM (T8BCP)

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