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The heir of the Kansas City Chiefs says she supports Harrison Butker.


"Well, I can only speak from my own experience, which is I've had the most incredible mom who had the ability to stay home and be with us as kids growing up. And I understand that there are many women out there who can't make that decision. But for me and my life, I know it was really formative and in shaping me and my siblings into who we are," Hunt said during a Friday morning appearance on Fox News.

She also added that she really respects "Harrison and his Christian faith and what he's accomplished on and off the field."

She's a well-put-together girl, too. See the video at the link.

It's the Ugly People who are in a permanent froth about all the "injustices" in society. We good-looking people, the Non-Stinkies, are more reasonable because we don't view the world through hateful eyes clouded by resentment and humiliation.

Meanwhile, the Kansas City Star rag has published a screed by a Democrat propaganadist calling for Butker to be fired, with a woman kicker hired in his place.

The Democrat Party is nothing but hissing hysterical "men" and aggressive, off-putting and ugly women.

Here's the op-ed.


For poetic justice after Harrison Butker's Neanderthal outburst -- and because the pipeline of talent is real -- the Kansas City Chiefs' next kicker should be a woman.

This is not a joke. It's not unrealistic. And it would be good for business. Just ask the University of Manitoba how ticket sales were last year.

Eat a dick, dude.

Dick -- it's not just for Friday Nights.


The Chiefs need to make a strategic call about Butker's future with the team. If he could agree to shut his mouth, the current story might fade. There are, after all, plenty of athletes with backward cultural views, but they're tolerated if they can mostly stick to sports cliches in interviews. If they're superstars, they sometimes can keep yapping and get away with it. Harrison Butker is not Patrick Mahomes. He's a special teams player. That gives him less leverage with the team. They could trade him for a solid kicker, or they could make a statement by signing a woman to kick. Liz Heaston, Ashley Martin, Katie Hnida or Sarah Fuller might take a call. Maya Turner would likely give serious thought to an offer. And the farm system for talent is rich. There are more than 300 players on the 14 teams in the National Women's Soccer League. That's more than 300 women who are professional ball kickers and don't currently choose to be stay-at-home housewives. It would be delightful if one of them cost the Kansas City Chiefs kicker his job.

"Delightful."


Collin Rugg
@CollinRugg

NEW: The Kansas City Star is calling on the KC Chiefs to fire Harrison Butker and hire a female kicker after Butker advocated for traditional values during a speech.

The opinion piece quickly notified readers that this was "not a joke" and "not unrealistic."

"For poetic justice after Harrison Butker's Neanderthal outburst -- and because the pipeline of talent is real -- the Kansas City Chiefs' next kicker should be a woman."

"The Chiefs need to make a strategic call about Butker's future with the team. If he could agree to shut his mouth, the current story might fade."

The piece wrapped up by urging the Chiefs to consider hiring kickers like Sarah Fuller or Maya Turner.

For reference, this is Sarah Fuller "making history" by becoming the first woman to play in a Power Five college football game.

Her kick was... historic.


So we learn in the NFL, you can be a rapist, woman beater, abandon your kids, a racist, misogynist, adulterer, you can be a number of things," but you can't be a conservative or a traditionalist.

Iranian women celebrate the death of Iran's murderous president, called "The Butcher of Tehran," and, per the Washington Post, "an austere but severe religious scholar."

They're dancing in the streets in Iran.

They're even shooting fireworks.

Even the Iran Proxy Government in the White House was critical of the Butcher of Tehran.

But they still offered their patrons in Iran their condolences.

The United States on Monday offered its condolences over the deaths of Iranian President Ebrahim Raisi, Foreign Minister Hossein Amir-Abdollahian, and the other members of their delegation killed in a helicopter crash over the weekend.

"As Iran selects a new president, we reaffirm our support for the Iranian people and their struggle for human rights and fundamental freedoms," US State Department spokesperson Matthew Miller said in a statement, in an apparent swipe at the rights record of the deceased.

Explaining the decision to offer official condolences in a subsequent briefing, Miller said the US does not want to see anyone die under such circumstances.

However, he stressed that Raisi was a "brutal participant in the repression of the Iranian people for nearly four decades."

"Some of the worst human rights abuses occurred during his tenure as president," Miller added.

Iran asked the United States for assistance after the helicopter crash, Miller also revealed. "I'm not going to get into the details, but we were asked by the Iranian government for assistance," he told reporters, saying the US was unable to do so, "largely for logistical reasons."

Um, Iran was asking for what?

Was it technical information that might prove that Israel was behind the crash?

And if that was the case -- why would they think that Biden would be open to giving them that?

Hours earlier, the head of the European Union and its foreign policy chief prompted outrage from some European politicians after expressing their own condolences over the death of Raisi.

Some more good news: A dreg with a restraining order against him showed up a California woman's house. She took care of business.

Police in California said a woman protecting herself against a knife-wielding attacker fatally shot him outside her home Friday evening, FOX11 reported.

Authorities said that the woman made a 911 call at 9:20 pm to report that there was a man armed with a knife outside her house, according to FOX11. The suspect, who had a restraining order against him filed by the woman, allegedly tried to stab the woman and another man at the home before the woman fatally shot the suspect, FOX11 reported.

All part of California's "YOU Get to Be Your Own Police!" initiative. It's very popular with 7-year-old boys.

Apparently the hand-picked Democrat hanging judge Merchan grew so angry at a Trump witness he literally screamed and cleared everyone out of the courtroom, claiming that the witness was "staring" him down, and claiming it constituted a security threat.

ecall that Robert Costello previously blasted Michael Cohen as a "convicted perjurer" and said Bragg's prosecutors cherry-picked emails.

Crooked Judge Merchan excoriated Costello and cleared the courtroom!

Here is the exchange between Judge Merchan and Robert Costello courtesy of TGP contributor Paul Ingrassia who is inside of the NYC courtroom live reporting:


Merchan grows irate, begins EXCORIATING Robert Costello on the stand for making a few off-handed remarks and rolling his eyes during the testimony.

Merchan: Are you staring me down right now?

Costello: I'm not.

Merchan: GET OUT OF THE COURTROOM, NOW! GET OUT OF THE COURTROOM!...

-- Paul Ingrassia (@PaulIngrassia) May 20, 2024

TGP's Paul Ingrassia said the trial resumed after a delay following a fiery exchange between Judge Merchan and Bob Costello.

"Merchan is absolutely seething over Costello's damning testimony. The type of treatment Costello, an experienced prosecutor who once worked for the US Attorney's Office for New York in the 1970s and early 1980s, is receiving on the witness stand from the judge is disgusting," Paul Ingrassia said.

"Merchan is visibly perturbed, condescending, and downright abusive of the witness on the stand. Outrageous behavior from a judge, and totally inappropriate for any courtroom! No decorum whatsoever!" Ingrassia said.

Here's Just The News's report.

The "hand-picked" judge Merchan really didn't like Costello spilling the beans on star witness Cohen.


New York Judge Juan Merchan admonished a defense witness in former President Donald Trump's alleged hush money case on Monday, after the witness acted improperly on the witness stand.

...

The defense brought up former Trump legal adviser Robert Costello as its second witness, who was testifying about the state of mind of former Trump attorney Michael Cohen when it became clear that the FBI was targeting him.

Costello however had allegedly rolled his eyes, and said "geez" when Merchan sustained an objection from prosecutors, which earned condemnation from the judge. Merchan ordered the courtroom to be cleared so he could criticize Costello about "proper decorum" in the courtroom.

He said "geez" because the judge was protecting Cohen from Costello's testimony about him.


"When there is an eyewitness on the stand, if you don't like a ruling, you don't say 'Geez,'" the judge chastised Costello, according to Politico. "And then you don't say strike it. You don't give me side eye and you don't roll your eyes."

The press and jury were allowed back in moments later.

Costello testified that Cohen was suicidal when he encountered him after the FBI had raided Cohen's office and residence. Costello claimed that Cohen told him he had been on the roof of the Regency Hotel and was going to "jump off and kill himself because he couldn't handle the ongoing criminal case," just two days before their meeting.

So this little pillow-biter, caught breaking the law on his own behalf, would do anything to get out of jail. Got it.

In more News of Democrat Justice -- California's top Democrat lawyers are urging prosecutors to drop the investigation of Soros DA Gascon's top aide, who accessed confidential, protected files about her old boss's political opponents and their donors.

It was just a Whoopsie, you know. Not a real campaign violation like the one Trump committed.

California's top Democratic lawyers urged Attorney General Rob Bonta to drop 11 felony charges filed against Los Angeles Ethics and Integrity Assistant District Attorney Diana Teran, a top lieutenant of embattled Los Angeles District Attorney George Gascon.

The 11 charges are for illegally accessing confidential, "statutorily-protected" law enforcement files in her current role and prior role as Constitutional Policing Advisor at the Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department while investigating officers for potential misconduct.

"We are writing to express our concern at the recent charges your office filed against Los Angeles Assistant District Attorney Diana Teran, and the chilling effect we believe this will have on policies and programs intended to ensure transparency, promote public trust and confidence in law enforcement agencies, and enable agency compliance with constitutional obligations," wrote the Prosecutors Alliance, a group of prosecutors advocating for progressive criminal justice reform, to California Attorney General Rob Bonta.

AMC slaps trigger warnings on Goodfellas for "cultural stereotypes inconsistent with today's standards."

They're whacking a classic.

AMC Networks added a trigger warning to the classic mob movie "Goodfellas" -- rankling those who were in the film and wiseguys alike.

"This film includes language and/or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers," a message reads at the top of the film when screened on the network.

The warning was first affixed to the movie during the height of Black Lives Matter riots when many businesses and cultural institutions made avoiding offense to various groups a core part of their missions.

Disney has made a cottage industry of affixing warnings to their century-long oeuvre of content.

"In 2020, we began adding advisories in front of certain films that include racial or cultural references that some viewers might find offensive," an AMC rep told The Post.

But the warning for Goodfellas apparently doesn't apply to other mob flicks. "The Godfather" -- which also plays on AMC and features many of the same themes -- is presented with a more standard "viewer discretion" warning covering "brief nudity, strong language and intense violence."

"The f--king political correctness has f--king taken everything away," Bo Ditel, a former NYPD cop who played a police officer in "Goodfellas," told The Post. "This is how life was back then. It was not a clean beautiful thing. You can't cleanse history. If you want to tell true history, you gotta tell it the way it is."

Jake Tapper, Democrat Party Seal-Clapper, helpfully Goose-Honks to the trashy woman that started the fight in Congress: wasn't it really racist to say that your obviously fake eyelashes are fake?


Earlier I posted some Axios propaganda, claiming that Senate Democrats are backing up Biden's insane claims that every poll in the country is #rigged against him.

But other Democrats don't seem to believe the polls are #rigged -- because they're angry that the GOP is linking them to Biden.

If Biden really were #SecretlyPopular, they wouldn't complain about being linked to him, would they?

'Hell no': Endangered Senate Dems chafe at relentless GOP drive to tie them to Biden

Senate Democratic hopefuls in red and purple states must carve out distance from the president to keep running ahead of his numbers -- while dodging hits that they're shifting gears to win reelection.

Jon Tester recently became the first Democratic senator to sign onto a stringent GOP immigration bill. He isn't happy that Republicans are accusing him of a late-stage transformation into a border hawk.

"They're full of shit. And whoever told you that, you can say 'Jon Tester said you're full of shit,'" the Montana Democrat said in an interview, responding to GOP claims that his support for the Laken Riley Act -- named for the nursing student killed earlier this year by an undocumented immigrant -- was an act of political expediency.

"I firmly believe in my heart of hearts that if you're here and you're undocumented ... and you break the law, you should be shipped back," Tester added. He indicated in March he'd support the legislation as a standalone bill.

Republicans counter that Tester joined other Democrats to rule out the addition of new immigration restrictions to a must-pass spending bill. Meanwhile, the GOP is running millions of dollars in ads hitting him for "supporting Biden's border disaster."

The episode underscores the core challenge facing this year's Senate Democratic hopefuls in red and purple states: They must carve out distance from President Joe Biden to keep running ahead of his numbers -- while dodging political hits that they're shifting gears purely to win reelection.

Because Biden is no sure bet in November and may offer Democrats little coattails to ride, Senate hopefuls across the country are hoping to defuse a sustained GOP campaign linking them to Biden. And with little must-pass business scheduled the rest of the year and a divided Congress, Democrats will have plenty of opportunities to emphasize strategic differences with their party's leader.

Biden needs 40cc of methamphetamine, stat!


Little Marco is now Big Marco:

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 otters called

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:30 PM (ZdexC)

2 Fighting back:

Quote tweet: Noelle Fitchett @NoelleFitchett · May 16
Can we start a trend with women with degrees and careers but agree with Harrison Butker’s speech?

I’ll go first: my name is Noelle, I have three degrees, and I agree that the world needs more masculinity and that wives/mothers are vital for society.

Kara Frederick @karaafrederick
My name is Kara. I played soccer in the English premier league while getting my grad degree, deployed to Afghanistan with special ops units multiple times, and worked at a Big Tech company in California. None of this fulfilled me like becoming a mother. Harrison Butker is right.

https://tinyurl.com/9bdnmsp3
photos

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:32 PM (ZdexC)

3 It really is always the ugly women that scream the loudest about this because they are simply jealous they got picked over.


No man is standing in any of these women’s way to have a career. Id prefer if they didn’t breed.

Posted by: Olympian at May 20, 2024 06:32 PM (ji0PN)

4 36 Letter from Archbishop Cordileone to Nancy Pelosi.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 20, 2024 05:49 PM (MoZTd)
----

Was this the letter from 2022?

Posted by: Ciampino - I ran so far away .. at May 20, 2024 06:33 PM (qfLjt)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 06:34 PM (WXNFJ)

6 I might be occasionally late, but it will never be because I am subjugating women to the patriarchy.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2024 06:34 PM (KLo17)

7 >>She's a well-put-together girl, too. See the video at the link.

She's toight like a Tihga mate!!

YOWZA!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 20, 2024 06:34 PM (XV/Pl)

8 Hope she doesn't cave it to the Marxists

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 06:35 PM (fwDg9)

9 LOL female kicker. PATs would be barely in her range

Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2024 06:35 PM (FQmDC)

10 Butker's speech, well worth a watch if you haven't yet: (20 mins)
https://tinyurl.com/a5ft8hnw

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 06:36 PM (MvF+J)

11 Breaking out my broad brush here and stating emphatically fuck all Democrats.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:36 PM (s7CNV)

12 4
Apologies, that refers to the last blog. I want to clarify the date of that letter.

Posted by: Ciampino - I ran so far away . at May 20, 2024 06:36 PM (qfLjt)

13 IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE FREE SPEECH WAS “ENDOWED BY OUR CREATOR “ BUT ONLY THE PEOPLE WHO DON’T BELIEVE IN HIM ARE ALLOWED TO SPEAK FREELY

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2024 06:36 PM (Hkcdp)

14 This is not a joke. It's not unrealistic. And it would be good for business. Just ask the University of Manitoba how ticket sales were last year.

There might be just a wee bit more pressure from the defense in the NFL than playing against the Regina Rams. Maya better bulk up.

Posted by: huerfano at May 20, 2024 06:36 PM (VGOMa)

15 The Welker woman interviewing Rubio looks like she's about to jump out of her skin she's so intense. Rubio did a good job.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 06:37 PM (XkYcA)

16 Forget Handmaid’s Tale uniforms. How about pencil skirts?

Those women who can rock a pencil skirt, that is.

: o )

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:38 PM (8sMut)

17 9 LOL female kicker. PATs would be barely in her range
Posted by: steevy at May 20, 2024 06:35 PM (FQmDC)

BUT SHE WILL BE SO EMPOWERED!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:39 PM (8sMut)

18 First journo petition is to replace Butker with a woman.
By the end of the week, they'll call for him to become a woman.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 20, 2024 06:39 PM (zdLoL)

19 Welker is a bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 06:39 PM (2QA3G)

20 Because of the news of Nancy being excommunicated by "her" archbishop, I was looking at Becket at IMDB and found this:

As soon as [Becket] production wrapped, Roger Corman arranged with the producers to leave some of the sets standing. He then moved in and filmed The Masque of the Red Death (1964), giving the production a far grander look than it might have had on a typical AIP budget.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:39 PM (ZdexC)

21 If I was debating Biden I would find his unblinking doll's eyes distracting.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2024 06:39 PM (JLq/1)

22 LOL female kicker. PATs would be barely in her range
Posted by: steevy

BUT SHE WILL BE SO EMPOWERED!!!
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Points don't matter. It why they don't keep score.


Errrr, wait a minute.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 06:40 PM (WXNFJ)

23 Maya better bulk up.
Posted by: huerfano at May 20, 2024 06:36 PM (VGOMa)

I’ll just shape shift.

Posted by: Catherine Schell at May 20, 2024 06:40 PM (8sMut)

24 Jasper, who is a man, had only a short time to get an abortion in Florida.

https://tinyurl.com/3nhtynyy

Posted by: huerfano at May 20, 2024 06:40 PM (VGOMa)

25 Of course, Taylor Lorenz hasn't had an affair with Elon Musk. He doesn't date senior citizens....

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 20, 2024 06:41 PM (PiwSw)

26 What have Butker's teammates said?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:41 PM (s7CNV)

27 You'd like to think Iran was like "We know you have a Keyhole over us, just tell us which grid puh-leeze"
but with all the Valerie Jarrett drones in place, who knows??

Posted by: SouthCentralPA at May 20, 2024 06:41 PM (6mBpS)

28 DiedSuddenly @DiedSuddenly_
This is huge:
The former director of the U.S. Center for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) admits Covid shots caused ‘significant side effects’ among young healthy people.

He also admitted that the vaccine wasn’t really “necessary” for people under 50 years old.

He THEN admitted that many young and healthy people have suffered “significant side effects” from Covid mRNA shots.

Although this is a significant admission, it’s a little too late.

DO NOT forget that 2 years ago, the same CDC signed off on forced vaccinations for workers, mandatory vaccines for pregnant women, and many people lost their livelihoods for refusing. Those who complied are now having to live with significant injuries.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:41 PM (ZdexC)

29 Insurers charging more for global warming or what ever the theory will be called tomorrow?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:43 PM (8sMut)

30 What have Butker's teammates said?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:41 PM (s7CNV)

He's got support. He's not going anywhere. Accurate kickers, especially under pressure, will always be in high demand.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 06:43 PM (2QA3G)

31

There'll be swinging, swaying
And records playing
Dancing in the street

Posted by: Iranian women at May 20, 2024 06:43 PM (63Dwl)

32 "Iran asked the United States for assistance after the helicopter crash, "

It's possible that the Iranians were asking for assistance to get to the crash site. That would fit with the "logistical reasons" excuse that was given for not helping out.

Posted by: junior at May 20, 2024 06:43 PM (PNqr5)

33 They arrested the thug who sucker punched Steve Buschemi. No reporting on prior arrests or whether he's actually being held

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 20, 2024 06:44 PM (wBaIH)

34 Correct. A sodomite can say anything the sodomite wants and it's great! A conservative even makes a peep and he or she better shut their cake hole or by golly there will be hell to pay!

Just another reason to eliminate sodomites from normal society.

No one would miss them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 06:44 PM (R/m4+)

35 Butker made a lot of long kicks that made for Chiefs wins. If there was a woman that could do that, consistently, she would already have an NFL job.

Hopefully the Chiefs will loudly support Butker, and not give an inch to the Woke screamers. Their fan base would love that response.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (Cus5s)

36 Butker talked about the value of the Traditional Latin Mass. I've never been, so I looked to see where the closest one to me is. 35 miles.
latinmassdir.org/country/us/

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (MvF+J)

37 I haven't heard Butker's speech but did he actually say women should be forced to stay home? I somehow doubt it.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (JLq/1)

38 "So we learn in the NFL, you can be a rapist, woman beater, abandon your kids, a racist, misogynist, adulterer, you can be a number of things,"

*ahem*

Posted by: Michael Vick at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (nHSeZ)

39 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays
But, but... Trump sometimes naps during the boring parts of his lawfare.

https://tinyurl.com/4dhppyuf
18 seconds of Biden looking out of it at the Black college.
===
For the easily offended, I'm linking Scott Adams because the video is from a NeverTrumper dick who I don't want to give hits [and income] to.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (ZdexC)

40 Mr. Aspirin Factory, thank you. I haven't had a chance to read much about this. Hope you are well, good sir

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (s7CNV)

41 It always works out this way: while the Lefty activists have been whining for weeks about colleges not respecting their free speech (which includes trespassing g, kidnapping, etc) they will act swiftly to DESTROY any person who disagrees with them. Gosh, I’m sorry he hurt your feelings, ladies, why can’t you just laugh it off, what with all that grrrrl power you have?

They really cannot GFU faster and harder than right now and forever.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 20, 2024 06:46 PM (Hkcdp)

42 Kathy Ireland played a kicker in a movie way back when, I seem to recall she admitted that, even though she was pretty athletic, she wasn't able to kick the ball that far.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

43 The heir of the Kansas City Chiefs says she supports Harrison Butker.
_______________

Heir --> heiress

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

44 That welker bitch is the epitome of entitled. What a skank.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 06:46 PM (W/lyH)

45 List 6 things Harrison does that Progs hate:
1. Loves wife
2. Loves children
3. Provides house
4. Pays bills
5. Supports church
6. Plays for team

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2024 06:47 PM (ENQN6)

46 Mr. Aspirin Factory, thank you. I haven't had a chance to read much about this. Hope you are well, good sir
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (s7CNV)

*tips hat to the lovely lady*

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 20, 2024 06:47 PM (2QA3G)

47 Barbra Fuller, star of soap opera One Man's Family, passes away at 102

https://mol.im/a/13440099

Posted by: Ciampino - barefoot and pregnant is how we like at May 20, 2024 06:47 PM (qfLjt)

48 32 "Iran asked the United States for assistance after the helicopter crash, "

It's possible that the Iranians were asking for assistance to get to the crash site. That would fit with the "logistical reasons" excuse that was given for not helping out.
Posted by: junior at May 20, 2024 06:43 PM (PNqr5)

“Sure. Just send a request through our Ambassador at our embassy in Tehran.”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:47 PM (8sMut)

49 List 6 things Harrison does that Progs hate:
1. Loves wife
2. Loves children
3. Provides house
4. Pays bills
5. Supports church
6. Plays for team

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2024 06:47 PM (ENQN6)
_______________

7. Doesn't even have a criminal record. He calls himself an NFL player?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:48 PM (YqDXo)

50 6. Plays for team
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2024 06:47 PM (ENQN6)

6. Is also “does job, works hard”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:48 PM (8sMut)

51 Who is still watching these Sunday morning news shows? I don't think I've seen one since George W Bush was president.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (xPl2J)

52 I understood Iran asked the Russians for help.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (s7CNV)

53 I haven't heard Butker's speech but did he actually say women should be forced to stay home? I somehow doubt it.
Posted by: Northernlurker


Not even close.
"Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world."

And then he thanked his wife for being a stay at home mom which made him successful.

The 'controversy' is bullshit top to bottom, per uz for the neo-marxist assholes that surround us.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (IG4Id)

54 It's possible that the Iranians were asking for assistance to get to the crash site. That would fit with the "logistical reasons" excuse that was given for not helping out.
Posted by: junior at May 20, 2024 06:43 PM (PNqr5)
_____________

Fire up that magic carpet.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

55 The heir of the Kansas City Chiefs says she supports Harrison Butker.
_______________

Heir --> heiress
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:46 PM (YqDXo)



We can't assume. H8tr.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (guGkK)

56 Posted by: Northernlurker at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (JLq/1)

No; He didn't say that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM (XkYcA)

57 Probably would fall asleep too listening to lawyers drone on with untrue stories

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM (fwDg9)

58
Gonna need more Soma.

Posted by: Geo. Orwell at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

59 I understood Iran asked the Russians for help.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (s7CNV)
______________

So you KNOW they were desperate.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

60 33 They arrested the thug who sucker punched Steve Buschemi. No reporting on prior arrests or whether he's actually being held
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 20, 2024 06:44 PM (wBaIH)

They’ll make the thug stand in the corner for 15 minutes for punishment.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut)

61 BTW, Butker jerseys -- for both men and women -- are sold out at the NFL official supplier. Pretty good although he probably had fewer jerseys in stock than for, say, a popular quarterback.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM (ZdexC)

62 When did it become "Neaderthal" to expect women to want to raise their children?

The issue is, more often, if she can afford it, since salaries and the economy is now geared toward both spouces working. Sucks. Husbands shouldn't have to make 300K/year just to have wives stay with the kids. It has become a no-win situation for many families.

I'd say the crapweasel who wrote that piece was a latchkey kid and resents like hell the kids who had mom at home.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 06:51 PM (jpjFa)

63 On the very very small chance Elon Musk intentionally fucks around with Taylor Lorenz, I say bravo good sir.

On the very large chance that she is simply an attention whore, desperately trying to get Musk involved in her insane fantasies, I say, steer clear good sir.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 20, 2024 06:51 PM (nLFEI)

64 The heir of the Kansas City Chiefs says she supports Harrison Butker.
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Heir --> heiress
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:46 PM (YqDXo)

We can't assume. H8tr.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (guGkK)
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OK. Heir-x.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

65 58
Gonna need more Soma.
Posted by: Geo. Orwell at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM (XeU6L)

Hey Geo, stay in your lane. Remember, I taught you what you know.

Posted by: Aldous Huxley at May 20, 2024 06:51 PM (8sMut)

66 It's possible that the Iranians were asking for assistance to get to the crash site. That would fit with the "logistical reasons" excuse that was given for not helping out.
Posted by: junior
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Crash site crowded with virgins.

Posted by: Geo. Orwell at May 20, 2024 06:51 PM (XeU6L)

67 So, Razr, a company that makes video game equipment, made an N-95 mask with replaceable filters during Covid.

They have been ordered by a Court to pay 1.1 million and give refunds to everyone, because 'their' masks were never proven to help against Covid...

So a Court of the US, just said that the F'n Face Diapers everyone was forced to wear, to leave their homes... did nothing... JUST LIKE WE WERE SAYING, AND BEING CENSORED FOR.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2024 06:52 PM (xaFKb)

68 I see that Taylor Lorenz is another lefty who substitutes vulgarity for actual thought. Don't worry, Taylor, nobody but NOBODY thinks Elon would give you the time of day.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 06:52 PM (CsUN+)

69 Deplorable Jay, don't you know it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:52 PM (s7CNV)

70 They arrested the thug who sucker punched Steve Buschemi. No reporting on prior arrests or whether he's actually being held
Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 20, 2024 06:44 PM (wBaIH)
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So you KNOW the whole story just from that: black thug with a criminal record as long as his arm who just received a stern lecture and was turned loose.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:52 PM (YqDXo)

71 Where did Tapper get those ridiculous glasses? Does he think they make him look intelligent?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 20, 2024 06:52 PM (guGkK)

72 Just want to point out that granddaughter #2 of Diogenes can consistently kick a soccer ball thru the uprights from 45 yards. I have the tape. But I don't think she'd be up to taking on a speeding return man head on to save a TD.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 06:53 PM (W/lyH)

73 Cicero, the gravitas store.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:53 PM (s7CNV)

74 Not even close.
"Some of you may go on to lead successful careers in the world, but I would venture to guess that the majority of you are most excited about your marriage and the children you will bring into this world."

And then he thanked his wife for being a stay at home mom which made him successful.

The 'controversy' is bullshit top to bottom, per uz for the neo-marxist assholes that surround us.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 06:49 PM (IG4Id)

Piss off a Marxist, ladies, by exercising your right to choose to have a job or the job of motherhood. Or perhaps both.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:53 PM (8sMut)

75 Women, your men are evil thugs, therefore, they should raise the kids while you have a rewarding career!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1)

76 List 6 things Harrison does that Progs hate:
1. Loves wife
2. Loves children
3. Provides house
4. Pays bills
5. Supports church
6. Plays for team
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 20, 2024 06:47 PM (ENQN6)

7. Speaks Truth To Sodomites. Sodomites Hate The Truth.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 06:54 PM (R/m4+)

77 Um, Iran was asking for what?

Was it technical information that might prove that Israel was behind the crash?

And if that was the case -- why would they think that Biden would be open to giving them that?

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Why wouldn't they?

Posted by: Decaf at May 20, 2024 06:54 PM (unUNN)

78 71 He thinks he makes the glasses look intelligent.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 06:54 PM (MvF+J)

79 75 Women, your men are evil thugs, therefore, they should raise the kids while you have a rewarding career!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1)

Well, they can always have the Bear babysit... right?

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2024 06:55 PM (xaFKb)

80 This is not a joke. It's not unrealistic. And it would be good for business. Just ask the University of Manitoba how ticket sales were last year.


Sounds good, seeing as you're a football expert and all. Tell you what. They can hire a female kicker and if her record during X games is better than Butker's, he'll surrender a year's salary to you, but if it isn't, then you'll surrender a year's salary to him. Deal?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 06:55 PM (CsUN+)

81 The DNC should be prosecuted for fraud for sponsoring this fuckstick.

@RNCResearch 1h
BIDEN (slurring): "And here with us today is Hersh Goldberg-Polin..."

He's actually an American-Israeli still being held hostage by Hamas.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 06:55 PM (IG4Id)

82 Taylor honey. Even on your bestest day would Spacedaddy Elon actually know who the hell you are? Ah nope. Elon hits the nines, Taylor you're 2 at 2.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 20, 2024 06:56 PM (A2E7p)

83 Iran asked the United States for assistance after the helicopter crash, Miller also revealed. "I'm not going to get into the details, but we were asked by the Iranian government for assistance," he told reporters, saying the US was unable to do so, "largely for logistical reasons."

Um, Iran was asking for what?
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I think it was help with locating the crash site. I did post something on the ONT about it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Help Me! at May 20, 2024 06:56 PM (qfLjt)

84 The KC Star is just stupid. Any team that puts a woman in as kicker will see a dramatic uptick in returned kickoffs. The return guy will purposely target the kicker. The blockers will funnel the pathway for him. It would be brutal.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 06:56 PM (W/lyH)

85 Women, your men are evil thugs, therefore, they should raise the kids while you have a rewarding career!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1)
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Fish, you don't need bicycles!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

86 So a Court of the US, just said that the F'n Face Diapers everyone was forced to wear, to leave their homes... did nothing... JUST LIKE WE WERE SAYING, AND BEING CENSORED FOR.
Posted by: Romeo13 at May 20, 2024 06:52 PM (xaFKb)

The biggest “I told you so” in history beckons.

I remember being in a clinic when I was undergoing what I would later consider a severe asthma attack. I was wearing a mask like a good little boy for I was bitched at for not doing so even though I could barely breathe. Finally a RN came by and said “Take off the mask, you can barely breathe”, showing me that there are some in the medical world (yes, medical, I don’t go see a doc when I am healthy) that are not total blithering idiots…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:57 PM (8sMut)

87 Taylor honey. Even on your bestest day would Spacedaddy Elon actually know who the hell you are? Ah nope. Elon hits the nines, Taylor you're 2 at 2.
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Make that 0.2

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:57 PM (YqDXo)

88 Iran asked the United States for assistance after the helicopter crash, Miller also revealed. "I'm not going to get into the details, but we were asked by the Iranian government for assistance," he told reporters, saying the US was unable to do so, "largely for logistical reasons."

Um, Iran was asking for what?


Another pallet of cash to ease the pain of the loss.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 20, 2024 06:58 PM (guGkK)

89 I can just see a female kicker botches a kick and is killed by 11 onrushing opponents going flat-out.

Posted by: Ciampino - Help Me! Help Me! at May 20, 2024 06:58 PM (qfLjt)

90 I think the Iranian government suffers from a unique combination of being a belligerent asshole that a wide and varied array of people hate so much they're gunning for them, literally and the fact that they are thoroughly stupid.

You don't see creatures like this survive too long in the wilds. Too bad brokeback barry and his merry gang of buttf'ers gave 'em the bomb.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2024 06:58 PM (Y6IkP)

91 Mr. Metokur held a recent poll regarding Raisi's demise:

MoshiMoshiMoan @MoshiMoshiMoan 18h

The Iranian President's cause of death:
7% Internal coup
34% Israeli assassination
28% Helicopter was a Boeing
31% Pilot was a DEI hire

2,040 votes • Final results


Really too close to call.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (DTX3h)

92 I think it was help with locating the crash site. I did post something on the ONT about it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Help Me! at May 20, 2024 06:56 PM (qfLjt)
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"It's on the ground."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (YqDXo)

93 84 The KC Star is just stupid. Any team that puts a woman in as kicker will see a dramatic uptick in returned kickoffs. The return guy will purposely target the kicker. The blockers will funnel the pathway for him. It would be brutal.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 06:56 PM (W/lyH)

BUT IT WILL BE SO EMPOWERING TO WOMEN, YOU MISOGYNIST ASSHOLE!!! THAT’S MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR STUPID GAME!!!

Posted by: Kansas City Star at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut)

94 Kathy Ireland played a kicker in a movie way back when, I seem to recall she admitted that, even though she was pretty athletic, she wasn't able to kick the ball that far.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

Necessary Roughness, playing for the Fightin' Aramdillos.

Greatest halftime speech.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (6gW4D)

95 I can just see a female kicker botches a kick and is killed by 11 onrushing opponents going flat-out.
Posted by: Ciampino - Help Me! Help Me! at May 20, 2024 06:58 PM (qfLjt)
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The NFL would have to institute a groping penalty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

96 16 Forget Handmaid’s Tale uniforms. How about pencil skirts?

Those women who can rock a pencil skirt, that is.

: o )
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 06:38 PM (8sMut)

Probably not during pregnancy, but certainly at other times.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (jpjFa)

97 Hey Geo, stay in your lane. Remember, I taught you what you know.
Posted by: Aldous Huxley at May 20, 2024 06:51 PM (8sMut)


And I lived it.

Posted by: Yevgeny Zamyatin at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (PiwSw)

98 It would be worth the contempt charge to look at that judge straight in the face and tell him to fuck off.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 20, 2024 07:00 PM (Qt4kF)

99 Really too close to call.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik


The pilot flew into a foggy storm. End of story.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 07:00 PM (IG4Id)

100 He also admitted that the vaccine wasn’t really “necessary” for people under 50 years old.
He THEN admitted that many young and healthy people have suffered “significant side effects” from Covid mRNA shots.
Although this is a significant admission, it’s a little too late.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:41 PM (ZdexC)

One of my kids hasn't really talked to me in three years, since I suggested maybe not vaxxing the teens.
I am not forgetting this.

Posted by: sal: tolle adversarium et afflige inimicum at May 20, 2024 07:00 PM (IZjwR)

101 The NFL would have to institute a groping penalty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)
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Good luck to the refs trying to sort out a dogpile.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

102 Any team that puts a woman in as kicker will see a dramatic uptick in returned kickoffs. The return guy will purposely target the kicker. The blockers will funnel the pathway for him. It would be brutal.
Posted by: Diogenes
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Not disagreeing, but given the tackling skills of most current kickers, seems like they'd already be doing that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 20, 2024 07:01 PM (Dm8we)

103 If Biden really were #SecretlyPopular, they wouldn't complain about being linked to him, would they?


In one of the MD congresscritter races, the odious, pile of pig vomit, David Trone, lost to, someone. I don't care, I live in the Soviet Fairfax in NoVA. Anyway, one of the commercials tried to call David Trone a secret MAGA Trumper. It was amazing. I only saw the commercial at work and just a couple of times so maybe I missed something. But David Trone was a reactionary leftist, yet he had the Trumper MAGA label hung around his neck and used against him. Funneh! Probably worked.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2024 07:01 PM (sAmhv)

104 I would have sent a cruise missile to make sure the helicopter was destroyed not just damaged

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

105 BUT IT WILL BE SO EMPOWERING TO WOMEN, YOU MISOGYNIST ASSHOLE!!! THAT’S MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOUR STUPID GAME!!!
Posted by: Kansas City Star at May 20, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut)

Nobody ever told me I wasn't already empowered. Who are these wimpy women who have to have someone else do something to allow them to reach their potential? Git off yer lazy ass and go do it already.

It's not empowering to try something you are physically incapable of. Don't be an empowered asshole, already.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (jpjFa)

106 In the Burning Times, I'd love to see some Drumhead Tribunals, putting various "journalists" on trial, charged with both Lies of Commission and Lies of Omission.

Starting with all their reports of Trump claiming "without evidence", that the 2020 election was stolen, rigged, etc.

And continue until the present day.

Not just the Major Networks, but all the way down to your local, municipal news stations.

Same for print. Both "news" and "opinion" writers.

And one thing that needs be sweated out of the defendants, until the whole picture is made clear: from where did the talking points and marching orders issue, and from who.

The ORGANIZATION behind it all, needs to go down, needs to die. Find those Powers Behind The Thrones, and apply Extreme Censorship, STAT!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (e6UQI)

107 >May 20, 2024, Readout of National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan’s Meeting with Palestinian Officials

"... They also discussed the new PA government’s reform agenda and the importance of the international community providing financial support to enable this new government to succeed. Mr. Sullivan finally commended the efforts of the Palestinian Authority Security Forces to maintain stability in the West Bank."

>May 20, 2024 - Readout of National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan’s Meetings in Israel, White House Briefing room

Today in Israel, National Security Advisor Jake Sullivan met with Israeli Leader of the Opposition Yair Lapid, Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant, Chief of Defense Herzi Halevi, and War Cabinet members Benny Gantz and Gadi Eizenkot to discuss the situation in Gaza and the United States’ unwavering support for Israel.

"... Mr. Sullivan reiterated the US commitment to see Hamas defeated, all hostages released, and the opportunity available for Israel to secure its future and people through a more integrated Middle East region.
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Note: Times of Israel, April 15, 2024 - 'Lapid urges Gantz, Eisenkot to help bring down government'

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (NFX2v)

108 >Axios - Biden says what's happening in Gaza isn't genocide amid ICC warrant request

"President Biden criticized the ICC's decision to seek arrest warrants for Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu and Minister of Defense Yoav Gallant for alleged Gaza war crimes, calling the move "outrageous" in a Monday statement."

LIKE THE USA, Israel isn't a party to the ICC International law based on the principle of state consent. Israel is not a party to the ICC treaty and does not recognize the ICC as having any authority over Israeli officials.

See what they've done? Now Clinton, Obama etal should sweat.
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>Greg Price
@greg_price11
The Senate Chaplain just offered a prayer for the Butcher of Tehran: "Lord, we pray for the Iranian people who mourn the death of their president."
3:46 PM · May 20, 2024

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (NFX2v)

109 75 Women, your men are evil thugs, therefore, they should raise the kids while you have a rewarding career!
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 06:54 PM (tT6L1

“Rewarding career”. A phrase that must go.

The word “job” needs to make a comeback, and people need to learn the difference between what a “job” is and what a “career” is. You can’t even apply for a job at a fast food place without going to a “careers” site now.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (8sMut)

110 They're whacking a classic.
AMC Networks added a trigger warning to the classic mob movie "Goodfellas" -- rankling those who were in the film and wiseguys alike.

"This film includes language and/or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers," a message reads at the top of the film when screened on the network.

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All realistic movies will be censored or destroyed in the near future. How else could they convince the new generations that it was always like the powerful are insisting? Movies are historical records that could derail their project.

Posted by: Decaf at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (unUNN)

111 One of my kids hasn't really talked to me in three years, since I suggested maybe not vaxxing the teens.
I am not forgetting this.
Posted by: sal

I had one like that. They softened, a bit, after they all got the coof and I never did. I try and make sure the youngest grandson always drinks out of my water bottle so that mom can see it.

Steam really can be expressed out of a person's ears.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 07:03 PM (WXNFJ)

112 Kansas City Star, that's what I are
Yodelaydyoo, y'oughta see my car
drive a big ol' Cadillac with wide wheels
got rhinestones on the spokes
got credit at the grocery story store
and my barber tells me jokes

Posted by: Roger Miller, the REAL Kansas City Star at May 20, 2024 07:03 PM (hZc6Q)

113 weft, there were 3 helicopters all flying in the same conditions.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 07:03 PM (s7CNV)

114 Costello testified that Cohen was suicidal when he encountered him after the FBI had raided Cohen's office and residence.

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Like I mentioned in the other post. The FEDS corruptly raided Trump's lawyers office and stole all his documents and all they could get is this crap prosecution.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2024 07:03 PM (2fIO4)

115 Container ship that wrecked the Scott Francis Key Bridge, finally refloated and moved back to port.

Bridge near Galveston damaged by a barge hit, reopens.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:04 PM (ZdexC)

116 Really too close to call.
Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik

The pilot flew into a foggy storm. End of story.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 07:00 PM (IG4Id)

*shrugs* It happens.

Posted by: Whirlybird pilot zombie Ara Zobayan for Kobe Bryant at May 20, 2024 07:04 PM (6gW4D)

117 Not disagreeing, but given the tackling skills of most current kickers, seems like they'd already be doing that.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 20, 2024 07:01 PM (Dm8we)
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We had a diminutive kicker who, as the last man before the goal line, tackled the runner by putting his finger in the earhole of the guy's helmet and lifting himself off the ground by it. The runner staggered for a bit before losing his balance and falling over.

The kicker came to the sideline, quite proud of himself, and as he ran by, the coach - looking straight ahead - said, "Way to punish him, Randy."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)

118 One of my kids hasn't really talked to me in three years, since I suggested maybe not vaxxing the teens.

Like hats indoors. Hand over heart or however you like the damn opening song. White and labor day.

Its virtue signals all the way down.

Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 20, 2024 07:04 PM (pTv5j)

119 Nobody ever told me I wasn't already empowered. Who are these wimpy women who have to have someone else do something to allow them to reach their potential? Git off yer lazy ass and go do it already.

It's not empowering to try something you are physically incapable of. Don't be an empowered asshole, already.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (jpjFa)

This from a self-hating woman who loves being enslaved by the patriarchy. You are the worst kind of traitor.

Posted by: Kansas City Star at May 20, 2024 07:05 PM (8sMut)

120 Movies are historical records that could derail their project.
Posted by: Decaf at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (unUNN)
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Those poor people.

Posted by: Mathesar at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (mUnoX)

121 weft, there were 3 helicopters all flying in the same conditions.
Posted by: Ben Had


Was there one pilot flying all three?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (IG4Id)

122 The NFL would have to institute a groping penalty.
Posted by: blake

They certainly don't have any sort of groping call for the rest of their players...

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (BRbRM)

123 Neanderthal outburst

Notice how quickly that one hit the leftist talking points distribution list? If he were still with us, Rush would have had a montage on that ready for today's broadcast. RIP, El Rushbo.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (mH6SG)

124 How does this happen? Isn’t he reading from a teleprompter? Is this language on the teleprompter or is he so far gone he can’t even read off a teleprompter?

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We are watching alzheimers in full swing, anger is quite a part of it.

The other thing is that there is not a single uplifting or inspiring phrase in Biden's speech. It's all abuse of the graduating students and their families.

Posted by: Decaf at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (unUNN)

125 Why did I think it was Handmaid's Tail?

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

126 Any team that puts a woman in as kicker will see a dramatic uptick in returned kickoffs. The return guy will purposely target the kicker. The blockers will funnel the pathway for him. It would be brutal.
Posted by: Diogenes

Probably not, for two reasons-
1) The NFL just changed the kickoff dramatically.
2) The kicks probably wouldn't make it all the way to the returner in the first place.

Note- I took your use of "returned kickoffs" to mean kicks returned for touchdowns. If you meant just "returned" as opposed to kickoffs resulting in touchbacks, then my analysis is moot.

Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (KLo17)

127 tcn, spot on, lady

Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 07:07 PM (s7CNV)

128 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 20, 2024 07:07 PM (T4tVD)

129 Like I mentioned in the other post. The FEDS corruptly raided Trump's lawyers office and stole all his documents and all they could get is this crap prosecution.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 20, 2024 07:03 PM (2fIO4)

Trump is the cleanest president we have ever had, but then he wasn't brought up in the way of the swamp

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 20, 2024 07:07 PM (/6GbT)

130 White and labor day.

Its virtue signals all the way down.
Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 20, 2024 07:04 PM (pTv5j)

I am here to tell you certain women can and should wear white whenever they damn well please. Labor Day or not.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 07:07 PM (8sMut)

131 113 weft, there were 3 helicopters all flying in the same conditions.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 07:03 PM (s7CNV)

Was one of them full of Mossad?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 07:07 PM (jpjFa)

132 The kicker came to the sideline, quite proud of himself, and as he ran by, the coach - looking straight ahead - said, "Way to punish him, Randy."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 20, 2024 07:04 PM (YqDXo)
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Back when I followed football, it was always amazing to see a kicker actually put the hurt on the guy running back the ball.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 07:07 PM (tT6L1)

133 The NFL would have to institute a groping penalty.

And remarkably, all of the opposing team's players mysteriously lost their pants in the scrum.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (CsUN+)

134 "They could trade him (Butker) for a solid kicker, or they could make a statement by signing a woman to kick."

What an idiot. Replacing Butker with a woman soccer player as the Chiefs' placekicker would make two statements. 1. We are Woke! 2. We will not be competing for the Super Bowl this year; we're really sorry, Chiefs ticket buyers and fans.

Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (5fDan)

135

Probably not, for two reasons-
1) The NFL just changed the kickoff dramatically.
2) The kicks probably wouldn't make it all the way to the returner in the first place.

Note- I took your use of "returned kickoffs" to mean kicks returned for touchdowns. If you meant just "returned" as opposed to kickoffs resulting in touchbacks, then my analysis is moot.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM (KLo17)

Roger Goddell is out to destroy what employs him.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (8sMut)

136 "This film includes language and/or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers," a message reads at the top of the film when screened on the network.


They could visit my former, majority Italian, hometown and find out that some stereotypes are quite consistent.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (sAmhv)

137 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 1h
NEW: @Jim_Jordan and @RepTroyNehls open investigation into 2022 assault of J6er Ronald McAbee at DC Gulag by jail guard Crystal Lancaster.

She repeatedly sprayed McAbee with pepper spray for removing his face mask to take medication.

This is one of many assaults against J6ers in the DC Gulag--Jordan and Nehls wants answers to this specific assault covered up by DC DOC, US Marshals Service, and DC Mayor Muriel Bowser.

Authorities refuse to produce Lancaster's body worn camera video of the assault.

Muriel Bowser overruled DOC's initial consent to release the footage under Nehl's FOIA request.

Jail guards reportedly threw McAbee, a former TN sheriff's deputy, into the "hole" for hours, denying his ability to wash the spray off his face and causing further injury.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (ZdexC)

138 Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief


Speaking of empowerment. I am reading (for the second time) "The Privilege of Being a Woman" by Alice con Hildebrand. You recommended it quite awhile ago.

Thank you. What an amazing book.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (6GCZc)

139 Julie Kelly @julie_kelly2 1h
McAbee spent almost two years in the DC Gulag awaiting trial. McAbee attempted to save Rosanne Boyland on the afternoon of Jan 6 as police continued to deny her medical aid and one DC cop---Lila Morris--beat Boyland on the head as she laid lifeless on the ground.

McAbee also took blows to the head by police.

He was convicted last October and sentenced to 6 years in prison.

Unfortunately for McAbee and other J6ers accused of assaulting police, they did not get 48 hours of community service in deferred plea agreements that DC US Attorney Matthew Graves authorizes for Hamasurrectionists who punch cops in the face.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (ZdexC)

140 Iran's government is like if pandas were extremely stupidly aggressive. Rolling and bouncing around nonstop trying to bite snakes and crocks and tigers. And, they'd all go extinct if it wasn't for obama and his weird panda fetish.

(sorry to paint that picture in your mind)

(of course the fetish involves obama dressed in nothing but eucalyptus shoots and leaves.)

(sorry again)

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2024 07:09 PM (Y6IkP)

141 This from a self-hating woman who loves being enslaved by the patriarchy. You are the worst kind of traitor.
Posted by: Kansas City Star at May 20, 2024 07:05 PM (8sMut)

Why, yes, yes I am.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 07:09 PM (jpjFa)

142 24 Jasper, who is a man, had only a short time to get an abortion in Florida.

https://tinyurl.com/3nhtynyy
Posted by: huerfano at May 20, 2024 06:40 PM (VGOMa)

Did his "girl" friend get him pregnant? I can't even click on that to find out.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 20, 2024 07:09 PM (OX9vb)

143 Nobody wants to f*** with Taylor Lorenz. Nobody.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 20, 2024 07:09 PM (1bNHn)

144 Player #1: I'll block her high.

Player #2: I'll block her low.

Player #3: I'll go after her tear-away jersey.

Posted by: Return team pre-kick huddle at May 20, 2024 07:09 PM (6gW4D)

145 Choosing to have your child torn limb from limb and ripped out of your womb so you can work for The Man for whatever he wants to pay you is empowering. But choosing to spend the rest of your life lovingly partnering with Dad and caring for a child is despicable slavery?

Sad.

Really sad.

Unspeakably sad.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 20, 2024 07:09 PM (RLLZj)

146 Hooka Hey, Hush Me

https://youtu.be/hbXUPckP6QU?si=1Hle5e6G2taY2l0t

There's another video for the same song, if you care to look for it, where a painter in his studio summons up a stunning girl in just her panties.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 07:10 PM (lhenN)

147 I was just watching an episode of Pints With Aquinas from about a year ago, on which the guest was a former screeching feminist who has seen the light.

Encouraging.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 20, 2024 07:12 PM (1bNHn)

148 For the easily offended, I'm linking Scott Adams because the video is from a NeverTrumper dick who I don't want to give hits [and income] to.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:45 PM (ZdexC)

Not offended, just going to continue to bring up that Adams is a piece of shit, who called for people to get fired and cancelled for not taking the jab, and yet some people like him because he draws cartoons or something.

If there is to be a reckoning, people like Adams need to apologize. Until he does, I'm going to continue calling him out as the piece of shit he is.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

149 Thank you. What an amazing book.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (6GCZc)

I got a text last week from my son's ex-girlfriend from high school. I had given her a copy of it, and she said at the time it seemed rather opaque so she didn't read it. Well, she graduated from high school and took another look. Eyes opened. I told her to pass the copy on to another young woman. Need to spread that one around.

I am as God made me. Why would I lower myself to be more like a man?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 07:12 PM (jpjFa)

150 Note- I took your use of "returned kickoffs" to mean kicks returned for touchdowns. If you meant just "returned" as opposed to kickoffs resulting in touchbacks, then my analysis is moot.
Posted by: tankdemon at May 20, 2024 07:06 PM

Good points. And your take is correct, returned for TDs.
I don't know the new kickoff rules but have heard they're significant.
I have seen some women kick a ball off the tee
to inside the 10 consistently. But the play continues after the kick and that's where the idiots at the KC Star fail.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 20, 2024 07:13 PM (W/lyH)

151 "This film includes language and/or cultural stereotypes that are inconsistent with today's standards of inclusion and tolerance and may offend some viewers," a message reads at the top of the film when screened on the network.

------------------

All realistic movies will be censored or destroyed in the near future. How else could they convince the new generations that it was always like the powerful are insisting? Movies are historical records that could derail their project.
Posted by: Decaf at May 20, 2024 07:02 PM (unUNN)

SMH. Needed, I suppose, for people with zero knowledge of history. And yes, the censors will be next.

Buy physical media and do it now.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 07:13 PM (8sMut)

152 Sundowner does seem to be getting worse month after month. Hope it continues

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

153 Breaking out my broad brush here and stating emphatically fuck all Democrats.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 20, 2024 06:36 PM


*steps back from the canvas in a knowing way*

*admires the brushstrokes*

A work of genius. Would hang!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 20, 2024 07:13 PM (Wnv9h)

154 The KC Chiefs should hire a trans kicker. Male performance, female "gender", so everybody's happy!!!

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 20, 2024 07:14 PM (DsA2n)

155 Any team that puts a woman in as kicker will see a dramatic uptick in returned kickoffs. The return guy will purposely target the kicker. The blockers will funnel the pathway for him. It would be brutal.
Posted by: Diogenes

Not disagreeing, but given the tackling skills of most current kickers, seems like they'd already be doing that.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba


Dude! I was a kicker! I got flagged for unnecessary roughness! I was bad ass! * flex *

Posted by: Fuad Reveiz, former Viking at May 20, 2024 07:14 PM (DgGvY)

156 Posted by: Its Always Been This Way at May 20, 2024 07:04 PM (pTv5j)

Don't like people singing the National Anthem, Scogg Dog?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 07:14 PM (JKSXl)

157 134 "They could trade him (Butker) for a solid kicker, or they could make a statement by signing a woman to kick."

What an idiot. Replacing Butker with a woman soccer player as the Chiefs' placekicker would make two statements. 1. We are Woke! 2. We will not be competing for the Super Bowl this year; we're really sorry, Chiefs ticket buyers and fans.
Posted by: Gref at May 20, 2024 07:08 PM (5fDan)

And also, you women have zero intrinsic value whatsoever unless you are doing something men do.

Unless you are doing a man's job, however badly, you have no worth at all because anything women are supremely good at is worthless.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 20, 2024 07:14 PM (RLLZj)

158 I am as God made me. Why would I lower myself to be more like a man?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 07:12 PM (jpjFa)
---------------

Hmm,, making a sammich for your hubby and raising the kids or a rewarding career with a bunch of man hating shrill harpies?

Seems a tough choice.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 20, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1)

159 154 The KC Chiefs should hire a trans kicker. Male performance, female "gender", so everybody's happy!!!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 20, 2024 07:14 PM (DsA2n)


I nominate Dylan Mulvaney.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 20, 2024 07:15 PM (PiwSw)

160 Shorter Taylor Lorenz: Oh my gawd, like, I heard a rumor that people think I kissed a boy, and he's gross, and I would never kiss him, even though he's captain of the football team.

Like, Oh. My. Gawwwwwwd!!!

*Flips hair one more time*

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:15 PM (dGCAG)

161 BTW, Butker jerseys -- for both men and women -- are sold out at the NFL official supplier. Pretty good although he probably had fewer jerseys in stock than for, say, a popular quarterback.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 06:50 PM


Did they sell out or did the supplier stop selling them?

Posted by: Chuck C at May 20, 2024 07:15 PM (yOPBE)

162 Has P.Diddy chimed in on what to do to broads who ain't be acting right?

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 20, 2024 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

163
I am here to tell you certain women can and should wear white whenever they damn well please. Labor Day or not.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Did Garrett pay you to post this opinion?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 20, 2024 07:16 PM (BRbRM)

164 I think Mr. Butker sounds like a nice young man. If I were his mother I'd be proud of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 07:16 PM (JKSXl)

165 I am as God made me. Why would I lower myself to be more like a man?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 20, 2024 07:12 PM (jpjFa)

My mother always said, Equality? Why would I want THAT? I LIKE it up here on my pedestal.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (RLLZj)

166 I sincerely hope and pray that those Iranian women celebrating on social media are somewhere safe.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (oaGWv)

167 I'm a woman in my sixties with two bachelors degrees and three masters degree. (Really.) And I totally agree with Butker.

Posted by: Someone Else at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (IrqeV)

168 Giving up on a husband to serve a boss is not empowering. Worst of all when the boss is a 800-lb black bear.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (lhenN)

169 Bill Maher is one of Greg Gutfeld's guests tonight.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (63Dwl)

170 In one of the MD congresscritter races, the odious, pile of pig vomit, David Trone, lost to, someone. I don't care, I live in the Soviet Fairfax in NoVA. Anyway, one of the commercials tried to call David Trone a secret MAGA Trumper. It was amazing. I only saw the commercial at work and just a couple of times so maybe I missed something. But David Trone was a reactionary leftist, yet he had the Trumper MAGA label hung around his neck and used against him. Funneh! Probably worked.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 20, 2024 07:01 PM (sAmhv)

What’s worse, NoVA or the People’s Republic of MD?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (8sMut)

171 Buy physical media and do it now.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 07:13 PM


That's no guarantee. They have been censoring DVDs without notice for more than a few years now.

Posted by: Chuck C at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (yOPBE)

172 Nobody wants to f*** with Taylor Lorenz. Nobody.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 20, 2024 07:09 PM (1bNHn)

I was considering it, and then she flipped her hair. Then flipped it again, then flipped it two more times.

I would consider it, but 3 is my limit for hair flips.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

173 "The heir of the Kansas City Chiefs"
should be
'The heir to the Kansas City Chiefs'

Posted by: Ciampino - demotracs r meanies at May 20, 2024 07:19 PM (qfLjt)

174 Any team that puts a woman in as kicker will see a dramatic uptick in returned kickoffs

There will be an upturn in returns of attempted field goals. (The defense can return field goal attempts that are short of the goal posts)

Posted by: Chuck C at May 20, 2024 07:20 PM (yOPBE)

175 I found out a friend's wife died last month. Blood clot. Seemingly healthy up until then.

Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 07:21 PM (vFG9F)

176 169 Bill Maher is one of Greg Gutfeld's guests tonight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (63Dwl

I'd watch, but Maher's conservative cock tease shtick is a pile of stank.

Q

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:22 PM (rJ7Hd)

177 Butker made the speech at CATHOLIC school graduation fer cripes sakes. Every diocese in the country should be supporting that message.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at May 20, 2024 07:22 PM (s7CNV)

178 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
Oooo the commies aren’t gonna like this one

New movie #Sight is about a Chinese man who escapes Communism to become a successful eye doctor in America

There’s a reason China banned this movie - it exposes the true horrors of their communist ideology

Props to Angel studios for putting out another banger that’s going to piss off every Lib in America

Movie comes out this Friday!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:23 PM (ZdexC)

179 The KC Chiefs should hire a trans kicker.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks

Hire me!! I'll be happy to kick the shit out of every trans person they have on the roster.

I'm a giver.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 20, 2024 07:23 PM (WXNFJ)

180 Any team that puts a woman in as kicker will see a dramatic uptick in returned kickoffs
-------------
There will be an upturn in returns of attempted field goals. (The defense can return field goal attempts that are short of the goal posts)
Posted by: Chuck C at May 20, 2024 07:20 PM (yOPBE)

Nah, rules changes. Girl kickers start at mid-field on kickoffs.

For field goals, they move the posts up to the 20 yard line, shorten the crossbar, widen the uprights.

Oh, and remove the opposing team from the field, so she's not distracted.

Then three tries. Because why not. Equity is our greatest strength.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

181 What’s worse, NoVA or the People’s Republic of MD?

IMHO, MD is definitely worse. I have children and siblings who live around the beltway in MD. It's another world.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 20, 2024 07:24 PM (CsUN+)

182 Bill Maher is one of Greg Gutfeld's guests tonight.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 20, 2024 07:17 PM (63Dwl

I'd watch, but Maher's conservative cock tease shtick is a pile of stank.

Q
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:22 PM (rJ7Hd)

How many of the girl "conservatives" on Gutfeld's show has he banged?

It's probably not zero.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:25 PM (dGCAG)

183 fd you know what I'm thinking

Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 07:25 PM (fwDg9)

184 Leading Report @LeadingReport 1h
BREAKING: Former President Trump plans to “purge the administrative state” by firing career bureaucrats from the DOJ and the FBI if he wins reelection, Trump allies involved in the effort say.

Eliminating the FBI’s general counsel, an office that worked against Trump’s presidency and the investigation into the 2016 Russia hoax, would be first, two prominent Trump allies said.

DC_Draino @DC_Draino 1h
Trump planning to “purge the administrative state” in his 2nd term

This is why they kicked him off all social media, raided his house with the FBI, and indicted him 4x

This is why they’re burying him with lawsuits and legal fees

They know that once he’s back in power, it’s ALL OVER for these treasonous rats

Soon it will be our turn

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:26 PM (ZdexC)

185
How many of the girl "conservatives" on Gutfeld's show has he banged?

It's probably not zero.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:25 PM (dGCAG)

Isn't Gutfield married with children?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:26 PM (RUMEY)

186 Trump announcing that now just means more arrows headed his way before January.

God I pray they can protect this man.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:27 PM (RUMEY)

187 DC_Draino @DC_Draino 4h
Trump dropped a missile on Iranian General Soleimani

Biden sends condolences to Iran when “the Butcher of Tehran” dies

Guess which one had peace in the Middle East during his term?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:27 PM (ZdexC)

188 >>On the very very small chance Elon Musk intentionally fucks around with Taylor Lorenz, I say bravo good sir.


IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE TAYLOR'S M.O. IS F'ING AROUND W/OTHERS' SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS - TO THE POINT THAT SHE USED TO WORK WITH TWITTER INSIDERS TO DO IT.

PROJECTION MUCH?

Posted by: BEN ROETHLISBERGER at May 20, 2024 07:28 PM (cCVOS)

189 Rodeo. PRCA. Professional Rodeo COWBOYS Association. Women have their own association with their own rules.

There are no women in the NRCA rodeo bullriding.

Posted by: Ben HaduButker made the speech at a CATHOLIC at May 20, 2024 07:29 PM (s7CNV)

190 Isn't Gutfield married with children?
Posted by: AlaBAMA

I don't think that stops the teevee types, even on Faux News.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 20, 2024 07:29 PM (kquCk)

191 New movie #Sight is about a Chinese man who escapes Communism to become a successful eye doctor in America

There’s a reason China banned this movie - it exposes the true horrors of their communist ideology

Props to Angel studios for putting out another banger that’s going to piss off every Lib in America

Movie comes out this Friday!
Posted by: andycanuck

Checked my local theater and it starts playing here on Thursday. Greg Kinnear in too.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 07:29 PM (oaGWv)

192 Sundowner does seem to be getting worse month after month. Hope it continues
Posted by: Skip at May 20, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)
---
He's incurable and it's irreversible. What's not to like?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2024 07:29 PM (BpYfr)

193 Jeebus, I'm sick to death of these assholes who are offended by every single thing that doesn't fit their outlook on life. I consider myself a good Catholic, but dammit, these assholes need to die slow agonizing deaths. The vocal minority has taken over the US. Cut off your damned breasts and dicks, just leave me alone while you're doing it.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 20, 2024 07:30 PM (2NHgQ)

194 “I hired you people to get a little track laid, not to jump around like a bunch of Kansas City faggots!"

Blazing Saddles

Posted by: Mikey Cohen at May 20, 2024 07:30 PM (NtVYv)

195 The coup idea:

DC_Draino @DC_Draino May 19
If Iranian President Raisi is dead, his heir apparent is Mojtaba Khamenei

The Khamenei name may look familiar b/c he is the son of Ayatollah Khameini, the ideological leader of the Iranian theocracy

I see a lot of finger pointing at who caused the helicopter accident

Maybe people should start looking at the man whose son is about to take over as President…

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:31 PM (ZdexC)

196 How many of the girl "conservatives" on Gutfeld's show has he banged?

It's probably not zero.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:25 PM (dGCAG)

Isn't Gutfield married with children?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 20, 2024 07:26 PM (RUMEY)

Sorry, I meant Maher.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:31 PM (dGCAG)

197 café nood

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 20, 2024 07:31 PM (ZdexC)

198 He's incurable and it's irreversible. What's not to like?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 20, 2024 07:29 PM (BpYfr)


*fistbump*

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 20, 2024 07:32 PM (PiwSw)

199 "Butker is not Patrick Mahomes.... He's a position player, not a superstar. The Chiefs should trade him...."

Coffee spew.

He's an All Pro! He's headed for the f'n Hall of Fame! Arguably he's been the Chiefs' MVP over their three Super Bowl seasons... OK, second to Mahomes.

But he's just "a position player," and this wannabe sports journo thinks they grow on trees!

The losers of the world have found their G.O.A.T.!

If the Chiefs ever want to trade Butker, there are 31 other teams that would give their left nut to have him.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at May 20, 2024 07:32 PM (NLIak)

200 Posted by: fd at May 20, 2024 07:21 PM (vFG9F)

I am so sorry; It seems like every week I hear about people who just been diagnosed with cancer or have had one medical problem after another. I never ask if it's vaccine related because what would be the point, but I feel terrible for they and their loved ones.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 20, 2024 07:32 PM (XkYcA)

201 Maybe people should start looking at the man whose son is about to take over as President…

Posted by: andycanuck

===

Or, just spit-ballin', they could start shooting each other.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 20, 2024 07:32 PM (8AONa)

202 What are your favorite cheeses to shoot? Does your local range prohibit certain cheeses? Velveeta is excellent for terminal ballistic research, but my local ranges charge double for The V.

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 07:33 PM (MvF+J)

203 nood

Posted by: gp In The Center Of A Stool Boom at May 20, 2024 07:34 PM (MvF+J)

204 On the very very small chance Elon Musk intentionally fucks around with Taylor Lorenz, I say bravo good sir.


Someone on one of Insty's overnight this weekend posted a tweet by Musk in response to Lorenz' accusation. Said he has no idea who she is.

Posted by: Tuna at May 20, 2024 07:34 PM (oaGWv)

205 I said "side-eye," but that's not what I really meant. Bastard was blinking morse code at me.

Yeah.

"FAGGOT," he blinked.

While true, that's not for public consumption.

Posted by: Judge Merchan at May 20, 2024 07:34 PM (woPEM)

206 180

For field goals, they move the posts up to the 20 yard line, shorten the crossbar, widen the uprights.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:23 PM (dGCAG)
----
I am imagining that short crossbar hanging in the air with no support as the uprights have been moved further out.
LOL

Posted by: Ciampino - demotracs r stupid meanies at May 20, 2024 07:35 PM (qfLjt)

207 >>> How many of the girl "conservatives" on Gutfeld's show has he banged?

It's probably not zero.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 20, 2024 07:25 PM (dGCAG)


Don't know. But on that tangent I remember a Red Eye where Carrie Keagan was practically trying to jump Jesse Joyce and he wasn't getting it. Something was going on there.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 20, 2024 07:35 PM (Y6IkP)

208 Power here was off for over 6 hours. Hah check...

Posted by: Outside of Life at May 20, 2024 07:36 PM (89Sog)

209 Same old hash....


Posted by: Outside of Life at May 20, 2024 07:37 PM (89Sog)

210 Trump can't actually fire career FBI & DOJ bureaucrats, unfortunately.

But he COULD transfer them to Guam & assign them to traffic law and gooney birds litigation.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at May 20, 2024 07:38 PM (NLIak)

211 Imagine a female kicker on the Chiefs. She kicks off and then assumes a safety-like position on the field. The receiving team runs back the kick-off and returner makes it past all the Chiefs save this wonderful, empowered woman. Who is then absolutely planted at mid-field by two blockers who both outweigh her by two to one.

The feminists would demand prison sentences for the two blockers and immediate changes to NFL rules. The government would likely sue the NFL for an 'unsafe working environment'. The media would tie themselves in knots trying to pin this on Donald Trump.

And then someone could ask this op-ed writer if this is what they had in mind.

To be honest, the spectacle of the whole thing is actually starting to appeal. Sort of like seeing two trains headed for each other on the same track. You don't want anyone to be hurt but you do want to see what will happen.

Posted by: JB1000 at May 20, 2024 07:40 PM (DbCzX)

212 'the first Democratic senator to sign onto a stringent GOP immigration bill.'

How fucking stupid would you have to be to be fooled into thinking Tester is sincere and vote for him because of this?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2024 07:45 PM (roH4R)

213 212 Claw

Well... there IS precedent.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at May 20, 2024 07:46 PM (NLIak)

214 Meanwhile, the Kansas City Star rag has published a screed by a Democrat propaganadist calling for Butker to be fired, with a woman kicker hired in his place.
----

Put a chicken in it! And make her lame and gay!

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 20, 2024 07:48 PM (FRT/w)

215 "In 2020, we began adding advisories in front of certain films that include racial or cultural references that some viewers might find offensive"

I sure hope they never watch those Jonny Quest cartoons from the 60s. They'd cut the whole series down to about fifteen minutes.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at May 20, 2024 07:48 PM (CHHv1)

216 28
'the same CDC signed off on forced vaccinations for workers, mandatory vaccines for pregnant women'

Like Jon Tester, the CDC will always buckle on the issues when the Uniparty demands it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2024 07:51 PM (roH4R)

217 And here I was, about to head to an AMC theater. Not anymore.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 20, 2024 08:24 PM (FRT/w)

218 How fucking stupid would you have to be to be fooled into thinking Tester is sincere and vote for him because of this?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 20, 2024 07:45 PM (roH4R)

With apologies to my MT friends, Tester keeps getting reelected.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 20, 2024 08:47 PM (8sMut)

219 AFTER Butker kicks the ball, he's NOT a placekicker any more. He's an NFL defenseman.

Does Butker's soon-to-be-hired female replacement aspire to bring down Isaac Pacheco?

Of course, that would be after catching up to him.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at May 20, 2024 08:51 PM (NLIak)

220 Qualcomm says it’s not expecting any revenue from Huawei after 2024

Posted by: SMOD at May 20, 2024 09:29 PM (GITLP)

221 AFTER Butker kicks the ball, he's NOT a placekicker any more. He's an NFL defenseman.

Does Butker's soon-to-be-hired female replacement aspire to bring down Isaac Pacheco?

Of course, that would be after catching up to him.
Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at May 20, 2024 08:51 PM (NLIak)

To be fair Isaac is on Kansas City too, so likely tackling him on the field would be rare.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2024 09:45 PM (eoQWY)

222 "Butker is not Patrick Mahomes.... He's a position player, not a superstar. The Chiefs should trade him...."

Coffee spew.

He's an All Pro! He's headed for the f'n Hall of Fame! Arguably he's been the Chiefs' MVP over their three Super Bowl seasons... OK, second to Mahomes.

But he's just "a position player," and this wannabe sports journo thinks they grow on trees!

The losers of the world have found their G.O.A.T.!

If the Chiefs ever want to trade Butker, there are 31 other teams that would give their left nut to have him.

Posted by: KC Wolf (mnw) at May 20, 2024 07:32 PM (NLIak)

30. The Bengals like Money Mac just fine.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 20, 2024 09:48 PM (eoQWY)

223 "There are more than 300 players on the 14 teams in the National Women's Soccer League. That's more than 300 women who are professional ball kickers and don't currently choose to be stay-at-home housewives. It would be delightful if one of them cost the Kansas City Chiefs kicker his job."

Or if KC would rather replace Butker with a winner, they could make a call to a Dallas 15 and under boys soccer team.

Posted by: Pope John 20th at May 20, 2024 09:51 PM (cYrkj)

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