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Democrat Megadonors Are Closing Their Wallets to Biden Over His Embrace of Hamas -- and Maybe They'll Even Support Trump

Eli Lake on the sudden rise of the "Never Bidens."


Donors who once worried more about Donald Trump now see the president's bid for a second term as the greater threat to America.

By Eli Lake

Joe Biden's threat last week to freeze arms shipments to Israel along with reports that his administration is withholding intelligence about Hamas leaders' whereabouts has reverberated throughout U.S. politics. Now, some Never Trump donors say the Biden administration's policy toward the Jewish state is such a betrayal they're considering jumping on board the Trump train.

Call it the rise of the Never Bidens, donors who once were more worried about Trump but now see Joe Biden's bid for a second term the greater threat to America. The Free Press spoke with four donors who contributed tens of millions of dollars in the last election cycle. They say they are reconsidering their political giving in light of the president's approach to the Israel-Hamas war.

...

Cliff Asness, a Republican donor who says he "spent well over seven figures" to support Trump's primary opponent Nikki Haley, told The Free Press that "My 'Never Again' is trumping my 'Never Trump' these days."

Cliff Asness, of course, funds the "Clifford Asness Chair of Liberty" currently occupied by Jonah Goldberg's immense, well-padded ass at AEI or whatever grifter operation that pays him to write propaganda for the plutocrat class.


"Biden is a huge disappointment, really a moral outrage with this arms embargo being only the latest and greatest outrage," continued Asness, the co-founder of AQR Capital Management. "Despite my long opposition to him, this makes me more likely, though I haven't quite gotten there yet, to see Trump as the better of two bad alternatives."

You may remember that Jonah and several of his chins reported that he was speaking to very serious NeverTrumpers who were all considering ditching Biden in favor of Trump. I assume Asness would be a likely one.

If Asness flips to Trump, does Jonah continue to collect his grifter checks from Asness?

...

Billionaire entertainment mogul and major Democratic donor Haim Saban wrote of Biden's policy switch in an email to two senior White House advisers last week: "Let's not forget that there are more Jewish voters who care about Israel than Muslim voters that care about Hamas."

And after CNN aired Biden's comments on Wednesday, hedge fund billionaire Bill Ackman, a registered Democrat, took to X to call the move "one of the worst acts against an ally of a sitting president ever. Hopefully, this means he won't be sitting for longer."

David Friedman, who served as Trump's ambassador to Israel and has been in touch with many Trump-skeptic Jewish donors though he has no official role on the campaign, told The Free Press that he has seen "more Jewish money coming in" for Trump in the election.

...

Michael Granoff, a managing partner of Maniv, a venture fund dedicated to clean transportation technology, told The Free Press that he voted for Joe Biden in 2020 but has lost confidence in the president: "I am not voting for Biden. I'm not saying I'm voting for Trump, but it's a nonzero chance now." Granoff was a staffer on the Clinton-Gore campaign and was a close friend of the late senator Joe Lieberman.

As I snarked before, so now there's no longer an Absolute Moral Necessity to support Biden (and before Biden, Hillary) over Trump?

I guess when your own ox is being gored, airy, vague notions of morality kind of go out the window.

In related news, the Republican Jewish Coalition has announced a big $20 million commitment to elect Trump, citing Biden's betrayal on Israel.

The Republican Jewish Coalition (RJC) has announced its largest-ever fundraising campaign, committing $20 million to support former President Trump's 2024 bid, citing President Biden's hostility towards Israel and inaction towards Palestinian, Hamas-sympathizing protests on university campuses.


The RJC is committed to raising a minimum of $5 million through donors and the RJC Victory Fund super PAC.

An additional $15 million independent expenditure is planned, the largest in RJC's history.

The announcement comes amid anti-Israel protests on college campuses and criticism of Biden's stance on Israel.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:30 PM




Comments

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1 How many divisions and ballots do they have?

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:32 PM (7es2c)

2 frosty

Posted by: lin-duh at May 17, 2024 03:32 PM (YSTo5)

3 "Biden is a huge disappointment"

===============

LOL, even Obama knew how this presidency would turn out.

I still see a few dead enders on Facebook insisting the economy is roaring. Most normal people are embarrassed this pants pooping rapist is America's President.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:32 PM (i7Q7S)

4 Biden is a fool but I'm still going to vote for him!!!

Posted by: Bonetec at May 17, 2024 03:32 PM (ZdexC)

5 Clifford Assness is also Reggie's nickname for Barry.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (7es2c)

6 Maybe, just maybe, the Useful idiot in the WH days are numbered. Doesn't mean that gets PDT in the WH again, it just means it will be someone other than Biden. Not JFK Jr.

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (oiNtH)

7 "An additional $15 million independent expenditure is planned, the largest in RJC's history."

==============

Wait until they get suspended from YouTube and all other social media though.

"Hate" will be invoked as the reason...

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (i7Q7S)

8 JFK Jr.'s brain is in better condition.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:34 PM (7es2c)

9 I don't see how anyone can call Joe a huge disappointment. He's the same creepy, corrupt, dimwitted pervert he's always been with the addition of dementia.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 03:34 PM (JLq/1)

10 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

11 The only thing missing from the Congressional cat fight was "Bless her heart."

Posted by: Eeyore at May 17, 2024 03:35 PM (1bNHn)

12 It saddens and boggles my mind how there are those that support Biden after his open call for the destruction of this country.

WHAT ARE you people. On DOPE?!??

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:35 PM (Zz0t1)

13 "Never Biden"... too late they already sucked that...

"Never Again" oh, that's been used (very appropriately); but, they can't use it because they'll vote for the D whoever flaunts it next.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2024 03:35 PM (ub4bN)

14 Eli Lake on the sudden rise of the "Never Bidens."
---
QED we've had Biden as a President.

And people now know what it is like.

The DC politburo will not be pleased.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:35 PM (krQz2)

15 "Despite my long opposition to him, this makes me more likely, though I haven't quite gotten there yet, to see Trump as the better of two bad alternatives."

----------------

Make Muh NORMZZZZ Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:35 PM (E72pS)

16 Biden is a fool but I'm still going to vote for him!!!
Posted by: Bonetec
------
Biden has ruined the economy and I can't afford rent or food for my kids but I'm still going to vote for him!!!!

Posted by: I'm smart, I'm a teacher! at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (YSTo5)

17 I don't see how anyone can call Joe a huge disappointment. He's the same creepy, corrupt, dimwitted pervert he's always been with the addition of dementia.
Posted by: Northernlurker

This was my first thought. The only thing that has changed about him is his age and dementia which only makes the rest worse. Idiots.

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (oiNtH)

18 Meh. Not buying it.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (dGCAG)

19 "You may remember that Jonah and several of his chins reported..."


Bringing the cruelty this afternoon, I see.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (CYNYK)

20 As an avid consumer of CSPAN & CSPAN2 during the 90s, I was NeverBiden from the start.

I never disliked Barney Frank or Chris Dodd or Teddy Kennedy as much as I disliked this guy.

Just a sheen of glib under a 2" thick coating of smug.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (krQz2)

21 CBS News @CBSNews 10h
Wall Street advanced into uncharted territory on Thursday, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average topping 40,000 for the first time.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 59m
Pro tip:
If the stock market rises when a president first takes office, and not much else has changed, that is a sign of confidence in the president.

When the market rises at the end of a president's term, and that president is behind in the polls, it means the market is looking forward to the next president.

Trump is the market.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I wonder who they expect to be the next president?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ZdexC)

22 Via Insty:

"As I was having a beer at the airport, the television nearest me had the news on. When they got around to the Trump-Biden debate news, a young Hispanic man who worked at the bar turned to me and said, ‘I’m getting popcorn for this.’ Then he leaned over to me and said, ‘I think Trump is going to win in a landslide.'”

Let's hope so...

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (i7Q7S)

23 Shocked SHOCKED to see gambling

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (7es2c)

24 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (NtVYv)

25 If the money changes sides, so do the 'heartfelt beliefs' of these grifters.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 03:38 PM (lTGtQ)

26 Kabuki.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 03:38 PM (o2ZRX)

27 Bringing the cruelty this afternoon, I see.
Posted by: Dr. T


Playing to VDH.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:38 PM (v6JzV)

28 Liesh! Liesh! Lisshen Bal, I'll I'll kick him down. I'll, Pause. Wait for applaushe. Trump bad! Beau Beau! Ishe Cream! Train!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

29 Some people think Trump already has a lot of Assness.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:38 PM (krQz2)

30 Those neo cons sure are fickle.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 17, 2024 03:38 PM (wBaIH)

31 Cliff Asness, a Republican donor who says he "spent well over seven figures" to support Trump's primary opponent Nikki Haley, told The Free Press that "My 'Never Again' is trumping my 'Never Trump' these days."


Cliff Asshat may be rich, but he seems a bit slow on the uptake, if you know what I mean.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 03:39 PM (TcVeV)

32 a sitting president
.......

He forgot the "h".

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:39 PM (v0R5T)

33 How has Joey Shithead been a "disappointment" to those who elected him? They knew exactly what he was and what they were gonna get.

He's been exactly the president they wanted. He's followed the Commie Fascist Playbook line by line. He has not departed even once from leftwing orthodoxy. So where's the "disappointment" in this?

I think what they are really saying is that they are "disappointed" that the rest of the country is seeing Shithead for what he really is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

34 16 Biden has ruined the economy and I can't afford rent or food for my kids but I'm still going to vote for him!!!!
Posted by: I'm smart, I'm a teacher! at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (YSTo5)

"I can't afford to feed my kids, this is exactly why I have to vote to protect the right to kill them!"

--Wine Abortion Moms

Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

35 Muslhams are allowed to lie by their book. One would think they would understand that Hamas makes them look REALLY bad since they're nothing but murderous, tyrannical terrorists and denounce them in public in a PR move.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (Zz0t1)

36 In related news, the Republican Jewish Coalition has announced a big $20 million commitment to elect Trump, citing Biden's betrayal on Israel.

-------------

Old & Busted: "RUSSIA! RUSSIA! RUSSIA! Putin Steals 2016 Election for Drumpf!"
New Hotness: "ISRAEL! ISRAEL! ISRAEL! Bibi Steals 2024 Election for Drumpf!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (KRNKG)

37 When you've lost Assness...

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (63Dwl)

38 The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee 19h
Small Town Warns That Due To Biden Rally Today, Traffic Will Be Significantly Lighter Than Usual
buff.ly/3wA3zq7

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (ZdexC)

39 I wonder who they expect to be the next president?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ZdexC)

Xi Jinping.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

40 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


My guess would be that it's a variant of "Arness." That would be a small change to make the surname not so...problematic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (v6JzV)

41 As I snarked before, so now there's no longer an Absolute Moral Necessity to support Biden (and before Biden, Hillary) over Trump?

I guess when your own ox is being gored, airy, vague notions of morality kind of go out the window.
---
But can the IC allow a Trump victory?

They were pretty put out about the first one.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (krQz2)

42 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

I think this is like when Manchin gets disappointed. The disappointment is up and the hand is out.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (7es2c)

43 You'll know when the mega donors really turn because you'll see their proxy "news" sites like North American Man Boy Lincoln Association, and National Cuck Shed Online start to tone down their rabid TDS. Jonah might just be the first sad, effeminate, insulin resistant canary in this coalmine.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (Y6IkP)

44 Willowed

Secretary of state says promoting the "dignity of LGBTQI+ persons" is a "key component of advancing our national interests"

-

I'll go ahead and say it.

There's no such thing. If you are identifying your substance and identity based entirely on your sexual fetish, then you have no dignity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (u3bSM)

45 17 I don't see how anyone can call Joe a huge disappointment. He's the same creepy, corrupt, dimwitted pervert he's always been with the addition of dementia.
Posted by: Northernlurker

Biden and Harris - "They are who we thought they were, and we let them off the hook!"

Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (exHjb)

46 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway


He did. He used to be Cliff Asshole.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (TcVeV)

47 If the money changes sides, so do the 'heartfelt beliefs' of these grifters.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Perfect explanation for their "sudden" disappointment.

Posted by: Cheri at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (oiNtH)

48 CBS News @CBSNews 10h
Wall Street advanced into uncharted territory on Thursday, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average topping 40,000 for the first time.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 59m
Pro tip:
If the stock market rises when a president first takes office, and not much else has changed, that is a sign of confidence in the president.

When the market rises at the end of a president's term, and that president is behind in the polls, it means the market is looking forward to the next president.

Trump is the market.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I wonder who they expect to be the next president?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ZdexC)
________

Possibly. But I think what's really going on is the market is expecting the Fed to try to bail out Joey Shitbrains by cutting rates.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

49 Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (KRNKG)

Uhhhhhh..........

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (7es2c)

50 Welp, it’s not like this couldn’t have been predicted. But DU still seems to have their incredibly robust blinders firmly attached to their skulls reminding us we should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (p4NUW)

51 The Gaza-Egypt tunnels.

Biden spouting of the he knows something that we don't know about the location of Sinwar and Co.

It makes so much sense that he's in Egypt. If he was i a tunnel in Gaza I really don't think the US would know but if he's in Egypt there's a chance someone spilled the beans.

There appear to be a lot of tunnels used for smuggling on the boarder.

That fucker has bugged out

Posted by: pawn at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (QB+5g)

52 "Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 59m
Pro tip:
If the stock market rises when a president first takes office, and not much else has changed, that is a sign of confidence in the president.

When the market rises at the end of a president's term, and that president is behind in the polls, it means the market is looking forward to the next president.

Trump is the market."

Recall that the day after the 2016 election, the market skyrocketed.

Posted by: Literally the next day at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (++knk)

53 When you've lost Assness...
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (63Dwl)



There was a black bully on the Bully Beatdown show that used to say he hated "Bitch Assness."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

54 37 When you've lost Assness...
------
Who mentioned Brie Larson??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (ZdexC)

55 21 CBS News @CBSNews 10h
Wall Street advanced into uncharted territory on Thursday, with the Dow Jones Industrial Average topping 40,000 for the first time.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 59m
Pro tip:
If the stock market rises when a president first takes office, and not much else has changed, that is a sign of confidence in the president.

When the market rises at the end of a president's term, and that president is behind in the polls, it means the market is looking forward to the next president.

Trump is the market.

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I wonder who they expect to be the next president?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ZdexC)
-----

Interesting theory but 6 months out?

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

56 He did. He used to be Cliff Asshole.
Posted by: Cicero

Did he have a sister named Ima?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (v6JzV)

57 It's pronounced "Azz-Wi-Pay"


- back when SNL had some humor.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (lTGtQ)

58 Biden has ruined the economy and I can't afford rent or food for my kids but I'm still going to vote for him!!!!
Posted by: I'm smart, I'm a teacher! at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (YSTo5)

"I can't afford to feed my kids, this is exactly why I have to vote to protect the right to kill them!"

--Wine Abortion Moms
Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (UnA8+)

We can't afford to abort our babies, that's why we have to support Biden, to buy us plane tickets to Californica.

Posted by: Utah Sluts at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (dGCAG)

59 43 You'll know when the mega donors really turn because you'll see their proxy "news" sites like North American Man Boy Lincoln Association, and National Cuck Shed Online start to tone down their rabid TDS. Jonah might just be the first sad, effeminate, insulin resistant canary in this coalmine.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (Y6IkP)

Or Chinese News Network will do so...which they are slowly...no surprise Trump said yes to CNN. They have been thawing...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (exHjb)

60 Welp, it’s not like this couldn’t have been predicted. But DU still seems to have their incredibly robust blinders firmly attached to their skulls reminding us we should never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (p4NUW)
---
They've internalized the 3 priorities of the Democratic Party.

1. Never give up the con
2. Never give up the con
3. Never give up the con

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (krQz2)

61 HAHA. That guy's got a funny name!

Posted by: Asswipe Johnson at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (2UnvF)

62 I saw Joe on TV last night. The right side of his forehead has had recent work, they stripped the big blood vessel and or used a lot of botox to flatten it. The left side of his forehead still wrinkles.
Looks VERY odd.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (v0R5T)

63 Big Juicy Asness

Posted by: AOC at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (Odg76)

64 I'm in an ad hoc business relationship with a lib who says he's a "fiscal conservative" and agrees that Biden is past his sell-by date (his words). He is going "hold his nose" and vote for him anyway. The Trump alternative is still too terrible to behold for these people.

Posted by: Halfhand at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (NSMy+)

65 I am waiting on Montec's hot take before I take sides.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (D7oie)

66 Recall that the day after the 2016 election, the market skyrocketed.
Posted by: Literally the next day at May 17, 2024 03:42 PM (++knk)
--------------

I also recall on election night the dire predictions of a crash the next day.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

67 Used to be betraying and ally had consequences. Why aren’t the R’s impeaching Obama’s sock
puppet prezzy? Everyone knows Biden isn’t calling the shots.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (JTwsP)

68 I can see them cutting of the $$$$ to biden over his semi-support of Israel but I seriously doubt any of his mega donors will give any money to Trump.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 17, 2024 03:45 PM (QNSds)

69 I am waiting on Montec's hot take before I take sides.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (D7oie)



LMMFAO.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

70 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 1h
I wonder who they expect to be the next president?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (ZdexC)
-----

Interesting theory but 6 months out?
Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (G0vdT)

Shush. That's Scott Adams, he spent 3 of the last 4 years yelling at people to mask up and take the clotshot, so he knows what he's talking about.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:45 PM (dGCAG)

71 There sure are a lot of immensely stupid, rich people who appear to comment and vote based on just the vibe in the air.

I welcome their potential support of Trump, but they are stupid, flighty, jackass bastards.

Posted by: Tar Bae at May 17, 2024 03:45 PM (uR4Tu)

72 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it
Posted by: Hatari


"Dumas" is a good choice.

Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 03:45 PM (RdWZy)

73 I'm the ASSMAN

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at May 17, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

74 64 I'm in an ad hoc business relationship with a lib who says he's a "fiscal conservative" and agrees that Biden is past his sell-by date (his words). He is going "hold his nose" and vote for him anyway. The Trump alternative is still too terrible to behold for these people.
Posted by: Halfhand at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (NSMy+)

You could tell him to stay home, so he doesn't have to be part of the farce...that might sell...or an RFK vote is a finger to the D elite...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (exHjb)

75 Big Juicy Asness
Posted by: AOC at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (Odg76)
---
Isn't there some nearby rooftop you could be dancing on?

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (krQz2)

76 We have a whale sighting mateys! That she blow the blubbery of blubbery fat whales, Joney of the Couch! Serious question, is he hitting 3-bills yet? Planet Fitness would work for him, to lose the blubbery. Of course that would use the bad word in Joney's vocab, work.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (A2E7p)

77 I also recall on election night the dire predictions of a crash the next day.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (G0vdT)

"When will the economy recover? Possibly never."

Posted by: Paul Fucking Krugman at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (++knk)

78 pawn background:

Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood
Israel has found 70 tunnels in Rafah so far, 50 of which cross the border into Egypt.

That's what Egypt was hiding. These tunnels were used to smuggle arms and ammunition to Gaza. Mystery solved. No wonder Egypt and Joe Biden were against Rafah invasion.

One can speculate that Yahya Sinwar with other Hamas militants together with some hostages are already in Egypt.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (ZdexC)

79 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it
Posted by: Hatari

"Dumas" is a good choice.
Posted by: mikeski

*golf clap*

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (v6JzV)

80 >>Donors who once worried more about Donald Trump now see the president's bid for a second term as the greater threat to America.

I rate this as mostly false Republican wishcasting.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's Crusty Foreskin at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (Jm2uO)

81 Clifford Assness is also Reggie's nickname for Barry.
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM

He could make a fortune marketing his own brand of chaps.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (Wnv9h)

82 >>>It's pronounced "Azz-Wi-Pay"
- back when SNL had some humor.

that was a good one

Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (KRtlO)

83 I also recall on election night the dire predictions of a crash the next day.

Posted by: WisRich


I was watching the chinese market on election night 2020 crash unbelieveably, and then suddenly reverse and skyrocket when a leaky toilet in Atlanta shut down vote counting in six states.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (lTGtQ)

84 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.

http://tiny.cc/ht85yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (Odg76)

85 Ah yes, the old "fiscal conservative" trope.

On what planet is Biden a fiscal conservative? What has he done that anyone can appreciate that is fiscally conservative?

People are insane.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (i7Q7S)

86 Where were they for the past 10 years when the Dems were pushing for the eradication of whiteness? Or the destruction of the nuclear family? Or the erasure of American history? Or the elimination of free speech? Shrug.

But go against Israel…

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (Y6Wgg)

87 Good, but he will get the hard core Leftists who are antisemitism

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 03:47 PM (fwDg9)

88
Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood
Israel has found 70 tunnels in Rafah so far, 50 of which cross the border into Egypt.

That's what Egypt was hiding. These tunnels were used to smuggle arms and ammunition to Gaza. Mystery solved. No wonder Egypt and Joe Biden were against Rafah invasion.

One can speculate that Yahya Sinwar with other Hamas militants together with some hostages are already in Egypt.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (ZdexC)
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This seems important.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 03:47 PM (G0vdT)

89 I am waiting on Montec's hot take before I take sides.
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How dare you abandon Gryph like that!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:47 PM (ZdexC)

90 But go against Israel…

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM (Y6Wgg)

There he is!!

Posted by: What took you so long? at May 17, 2024 03:47 PM (++knk)

91 Biden has ruined the economy and I can't afford rent or food for my kids but I'm still going to vote for him!!!!
Posted by: I'm smart, I'm a teacher! at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (YSTo5)


Meh. Teachers generally don't have a problem with the economy. More teachers end up being millionaires than any other profession, mostly because teachers in Donk districts have conned parents into voting for bond issues that fund bonuses.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (n+4am)

92 Oh, look, the NeverTrump turncoats want back under the tent now that the shit is falling on THEIR heads.

No. F*** off FOREVER, you traitorous fecal tumors.

Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (UnA8+)

93 So, I wonder who leaked the Combs video to the press. And I wonder who didn't prosecute him years ago for it (not sure it's still in the statute of limitations b/c I'm not sure of the state - too bad it wasn't VA, I don't think)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (exHjb)

94 The best part will be when they hang Ukraine out to dry. Nobody will want to partner with the US ever again.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (JTwsP)

95 Don't worry, the Jews are culturally required to support me!

If you don't vote for me, you ain't Jewish!

Posted by: Droolin' Joe Biden! at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (uxCna)

96 ABB = anybody but Biden.

Posted by: It usta be Bush at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (QayGe)

97 I am waiting on Montec's hot take before I take sides.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:44 PM (D7oie)

So after years of beating and genocide of white people, now they're upset. Wonder why. This might cause .0000001% of Jews to switch to Trump.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (7es2c)

98 "You mouth breathers opposed him for the wrong reasons. I oppose him for the morally correct reasons."

(Being that his in-group is the one being fucked now. He was perfectly content when it was just the hated lower-class white man getting humiliated.)

This must be some correlary of the Scott Adams Defense.

Posted by: Dworkin Barimen at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (/6C9K)

99 "Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged"

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We need more vigilante justice in America.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:49 PM (i7Q7S)

100 Seriously. Next time you see Joe on TV check out his temples. Something very weird going on there.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

101 How has Joey Shithead been a "disappointment" to those who elected him? They knew exactly what he was and what they were gonna get.

He's been exactly the president they wanted. He's followed the Commie Fascist Playbook line by line. He has not departed even once from leftwing orthodoxy. So where's the "disappointment" in this?

I think what they are really saying is that they are "disappointed" that the rest of the country is seeing Shithead for what he really is.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

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They only care now because it's finally their oxen being gored.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:49 PM (sgk8Z)

102 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.

http://tiny.cc/ht85yz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 03:46 PM


Wow. It's a dude. Molesting...girls. I did not expect that in this day and age.

Fire up the woodchipper.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2024 03:49 PM (Wnv9h)

103 Democrat Megadonors to MAGA-Donors?

I'm skeptical.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:49 PM (krQz2)

104 Meh, they are trying to get Biden to drop out. They are totes OK with the agenda. They just don't want to be on the side of the loser.

Now if Governor Closet Homo Hair Gel stepped in...

Posted by: Jake Tapper's Crusty Foreskin at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (Jm2uO)

105 One can speculate that Yahya Sinwar with other Hamas militants together with some hostages are already in Egypt.

Turkey, by now.

Erdogan says that Turkey is treating 1000 wounded Hamas "militants".

I wonder how they got to Turkey?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (uxCna)

106 There is a company called NanoNuclear that is trying to develop truck-portable Uranium fission reactors for remote and temporary placement.

Granted, their two prototype models are called Odin and Zeus, but at least neither are called Shiva, so we have a chance

https://tinyurl.com/4j4zbemc

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (D7oie)

107 I thought they were pumping the tunnels full of seawater. Should have kept it up until Hama floaters were flowing in the streets.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (JTwsP)

108
Meh. Teachers generally don't have a problem with the economy. More teachers end up being millionaires than any other profession, mostly because teachers in Donk districts have conned parents into voting for bond issues that fund bonuses.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (n+4am)

Not just Donk districts. I live in a county that voted 65% Trump both times. Same county also voted 65-70% yes on every fucking education bond measure. 4 the CHIlDrUn!

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (Y6Wgg)

109 Seriously. Next time you see Joe on TV check out his temples.
Posted by: wth


I'd like to check out little Shirley Temple.
-- Joe Biden

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:51 PM (v6JzV)

110 It's astonishing that Israel is such a flashpoint in our domestic politics. Our cocksucker politicians will gleefully support a war anywhere and involve us in it to one degree or another. Except Israel.

Posted by: War is Bad When Waged by Hebrews, I Guess at May 17, 2024 03:51 PM (CJNps)

111 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.

http://tiny.cc/ht85yz

Posted by: bonhomme


I guess when the Boy Scouts were slammed, child molesters had to find a new place to locate victims. Given the massive amounts of funding for public schools, one would think that they would implement some sort of screening for perverts, even if the federal government is actively promoting perversion.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 03:51 PM (lTGtQ)

112 The thing I like about Joe Biden is he has shown the rest of the country just how stupid, vapid and without a lick of sense the people in Delaware really are.

They elected him to his first go at the public trough in 1970 and kept him at it until 2009.

39 years of stealing, rape, lying, sodomy, molestation, philandering, groping, bribery, kick backs and rape.

Then he moved on to bigger and better things.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 03:51 PM (R/m4+)

113 ABB = anybody but Biden.
Posted by: It usta be Bush

That is what I'm talking about... he gets swapped out for raskin and that group will vote for hir

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2024 03:51 PM (ub4bN)

114 72 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it
Posted by: Hatari

"Dumas" is a good choice.
Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 03:45 PM (RdWZy)


That was my choice for Eric, but Kitty overruled me.

Posted by: Red Forman at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

115 100 Seriously. Next time you see Joe on TV check out his temples. Something very weird going on there.
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)

Nothing weird about it. His face is full of Botox and space age polymers.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (JTwsP)

116 Willowed

Secretary of state says promoting the "dignity of LGBTQI+ persons" is a "key component of advancing our national interests"

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I'll go ahead and say it.

There's no such thing. If you are identifying your substance and identity based entirely on your sexual fetish, then you have no dignity.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 03:41 PM (u3bSM)

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Indeed. The normalizing of deviancy continues unabated and apace.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (1yJzw)

117 105 One can speculate that Yahya Sinwar with other Hamas militants together with some hostages are already in Egypt.

Turkey, by now.

Erdogan says that Turkey is treating 1000 wounded Hamas "militants".

I wonder how they got to Turkey?
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (uxCna)
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Biden knew this thus the threats to Israel not to go into Rafa.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (G0vdT)

118 I salute the troops. Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's Crusty Foreskin at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (Jm2uO)

119 Hey, come on, we didn't deserve that!

Posted by: Traitorous Fecal Tumors at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (qUkBO)

120 So after years of beating and genocide of white people, now they're upset. Wonder why. This might cause .0000001% of Jews to switch to Trump.
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (7es2c)

You’re catching on, finally!! 😀

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (Y6Wgg)

121 That was my choice for Eric, but Kitty overruled me.
Posted by: Red Forman

LOL.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (v6JzV)

122 Granted, their two prototype models are called Odin and Zeus, but at least neither are called Shiva, so we have a chance

https://tinyurl.com/4j4zbemc
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (D7oie)

Hamas and all the other terrorists are high fiving with this news

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (/6GbT)

123 The best part will be when they hang Ukraine out to dry. Nobody will want to partner with the US ever again.

Not to worry!

We'll just blame the Republicans for failing to construct the fortifications around Kharkov, like Blinken has already done!

Posted by: The Deep State! at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (uxCna)

124 If everything urge I’ve had to help Joe so far is wrong, then I must do the opposite- yada yada yada.

Posted by: Obligatory Costanza, mega donut at May 17, 2024 03:53 PM (k+EOy)

125 I thought they were pumping the tunnels full of seawater. Should have kept it up until Hama floaters were flowing in the streets.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:50 PM (JTwsP)
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BUT THE CHILDREN!!

Posted by: Hamas Bringing Children into the Tunnels at May 17, 2024 03:53 PM (krQz2)

126 84 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.

http://tiny.cc/ht85yz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17

Holy smokes, that is were I went to high school. My dad, brother and sister still live there.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:53 PM (p4NUW)

127 A guy I used to work with is on a school board in a mostly lower/middle class district on the periphery of Pittsburgh.

He informed that once the teachers reach 5 years in the district, they get 35% of their salary put into their pension whether or not they contribute a dime. Yearly, until they retire.

That is just unbelievable.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:53 PM (i7Q7S)

128 There is a company called NanoNuclear that is trying to develop truck-portable Uranium fission reactors for remote and temporary placement.

Granted, their two prototype models are called Odin and Zeus, but at least neither are called Shiva, so we have a chance

https://tinyurl.com/4j4zbemc

Posted by: Kindltot



Those would be good for emergency use, like when the wind isn't blowing or it is cloudy.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 03:53 PM (lTGtQ)

129 These donors will happily go back to funding BLM, Antifa, lgbtqxyz123 and every other Marxist cause soon enough. This is a tantrum because they’re only getting 99% of what they want not 100%.

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 03:54 PM (Y6Wgg)

130 The best part will be when they hang Ukraine out to dry. Nobody will want to partner with the US ever again.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:48 PM (JTwsP)
.......

Won't stop congress from sending them all money.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

131 Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood


Imtiaz ? Same as Assnes

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 03:54 PM (NtVYv)

132 I salute the troops. Thank you for your service.

Posted by: Jake Tapper's Crusty Foreskin at May 17, 2024 03:52 PM (Jm2uO)
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Speaking of confessions about handles....

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:54 PM (krQz2)

133 I have very mixed feelings on this.

On one hand, it is great to see some donor Jews finally waking up and admitting that Biden is a disaster, and Trump is really not that bad.

On the other hand, what are they saying -- that all the hysteria over the climate and need to import workers, and the wokeness, or Ukraine, that was all not really important? A lark? Dilettantes in progressive destruction of civilization?

I hate these people. I really do. So this is the only issue that matters to them. Biden supporting or not supporting is not existential to Israel, and I think at this point his floundering is mostly symbolic. If they are concerned about losing foreign support for Israel, then they should not have supported flooding the West with muzzies. Are they stupid, or just drunk on their own emotions?

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 17, 2024 03:54 PM (aN4mI)

134 Call me when Alan Dershowitz says he'll vote for Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (63Dwl)

135
There sure are a lot of immensely stupid, rich people who appear to comment and vote based on just the vibe in the air.

Posted by: Tar Bae

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I have $50 million that says otherwise! Wait, I had it. I think I gave it to a guy who was collecting for an organization called BLM. Brave Lovely Moms, right?

Posted by: Bill Ackman, socially conscious billionaire at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (C+8XW)

136 I wonder how they got to Turkey?
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God as my witness, I thought Turkeys could fly!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (ZdexC)

137 "They elected him to his first go at the public trough in 1970 and kept him at it until 2009.

39 years of stealing, rape, lying, sodomy, molestation, philandering, groping, bribery, kick backs and rape."

Yeah, Delaware sucks!

Posted by: Massachusetts Kennedy Voters at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (qUkBO)

138 There's no such thing. If you are identifying your substance and identity based entirely on your sexual fetish, then you have no dignity.
_____

Nothing screams out with glee about dignity more than Biden's dog‐boy, bald, red lipstick, transvestite, dress stealing deputy of nuclear waste disposal.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (56hie)

139 Call me when Alan Dershowitz says he'll vote for Trump.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (63Dwl)
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Post your phone #.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (krQz2)

140 39 years of stealing, rape, lying, sodomy, molestation, philandering, groping, bribery, kick backs and rape.

Then he moved on to bigger and better things.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 03:51 PM


You said 'rape' twice.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (Wnv9h)

141 wth, I was looking at pictures of him today for just that reason. They must use enough pancake make up on the paved a road. When you see him without it it is freaky.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (EoJ7M)

142 Won't stop congress from sending them all money.
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)

Got to spend money now so they can spend more later. That’s just basic economics.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:56 PM (JTwsP)

143 103 Democrat Megadonors to MAGA-Donors?

I'm skeptical.
Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:49 PM (krQz2)

This. BUT.

People obviously have voting priorities. We know this and no everyone has the same priorities. We can say all we like that they should have known what they were funding, but look at how the Israel situation has been portrayed for the past 30 years.

It has been portrayed in the most blase and bland terms (300+ rockets fired into Israel from whoeverthehell. Yawn.*) 10/7 threw the whole thing into stark contrast. It is hard to make bland a concerted terror campaign aimed at women and children specifically targeting. It is the difference between active and passive voice. Which is why they have done their best to deny the evidence of their own eyes.

*it is very bizarre and something I have wondered. Any of this shit should have, in a sane world, called for the destruction of Hezbollah or Hamas in the same fashion as Israel is doing now. And yet. It took a shock large scale event to break apathy. I dislike human psychology.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2024 03:56 PM (CmpAx)

144 Meh, they are trying to get Biden to drop out. They are totes OK with the agenda. They just don't want to be on the side of the loser.

Now if Governor Closet Homo Hair Gel stepped in...
Posted by: Jake Tapper's
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I think this is the likely scenario. It is only a question of who they will select to make the run. Gruesome seems the most obvious.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

145

Those would be good for emergency use, like when the wind isn't blowing or it is cloudy.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

Great, now you develop them! I've bet the entire State on green and no nucs.
~Gov Brylcream

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 17, 2024 03:57 PM (ub4bN)

146 Dems are upset that Israel actually spends the money they get on defense and doesn’t steal it like the Uke govt does. Hence no 10% for the big guy.

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 03:57 PM (Y6Wgg)

147 They are not going to sweep the first female presnit aside, no way no how. We are stuck with these two.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:58 PM (7es2c)

148 Found the interview from Ivan Raiklin
The link has the full text of the interview and at the bottom is a video of the interview.

Here it is.

https://shorturl.at/SReAS

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 03:58 PM (lCWOD)

149 To pave a road, dammit

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 03:59 PM (EoJ7M)

150 Gruesome seems the most obvious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 03:56 PM (XeU6L)

Fk it, why not a 4th term for Obama. I’m sure there is an orange man exemption to the 22nd Amendment.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 03:59 PM (JTwsP)

151 It is never what you say, it is how you say it. And repetition.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2024 03:59 PM (CmpAx)

152
I think this is the likely scenario. It is only a question of who they will select to make the run. Gruesome seems the most obvious.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 17, 2024 03:56 PM (XeU6L)
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I would think he plays well only in CA. Then of course you have the contested convention which I'm sure Kamala is going to throw her hat in. Imagine the repercussions if she loses that fight.

Posted by: WisRich at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (G0vdT)

153 I far as I can recall, there has never been a debate scheduled prior to the two presidential candidates having been confirmed at their conventions.

The reason a debate is scheduled in June is to give time prior to the convention in case a swap needs to be made.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (lTGtQ)

154 84 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.
http://tiny.cc/ht85yz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17

GD sodomite.

He won't last too long in the joint.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (R/m4+)

155 That's what Egypt was hiding. These tunnels were used to smuggle arms and ammunition to Gaza. Mystery solved. No wonder Egypt and Joe Biden were against Rafah invasion.

One can speculate that Yahya Sinwar with other Hamas militants together with some hostages are already in Egypt.
Posted by: andycanuck
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We spent over $500 million on that stupid fucking pier (SFP).
Think how many MOAB and daisycutters $500 million could buy.

There are two ways to solve a famine. Just sayin.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (aN4mI)

156 I'd like a debate between the neverTrumpers and the neverBidens.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (JLq/1)

157 >>I guess when your own ox is being gored, airy, vague notions of morality kind of go out the window.

Don't get me wrong, if these conversions are based on principles and will be longstanding I'm all for it. But the reasoning seems suspiciously, and dare I say in some cases sophistically timed to the antisemitism of Democrats. So if that "goes away" are they totes OK with the invasion and the rest of their social agenda? I'm a little suspect of "Fair Weather Californians" who totally destroy a place, or party, because it impacts them personally or in their pocketbook, so they move on to better their own circumstances while destroying everything else a state or party stands for.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (7TdnZ)

158
Kamala is going to throw her hat in. Imagine the repercussions if she loses that fight.
Posted by: WisRich


She'll kick the fargin door in!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 04:01 PM (63Dwl)

159 "They are not going to sweep the first female presnit aside, no way no how. We are stuck with these two."

We're gonna back Kamala an offer she can't refuse. [Begins running grainy video shot in seedy California motel room in 1997.]

Posted by: Deep State at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (qUkBO)

160 *BOOM*

Dow closes at over 40,000 for the first time ever.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (TcVeV)

161 That's what Egypt was hiding. These tunnels were used to smuggle arms and ammunition to Gaza. Mystery solved. No wonder Egypt and Joe Biden were against Rafah invasion.

One can speculate that Yahya Sinwar with other Hamas militants together with some hostages are already in Egypt.
Posted by: andycanuck



It also has to be a violation of the peace treaty.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (lTGtQ)

162 They have found tons of aid stashed in hamas tunnels to no one's surprise.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (EoJ7M)

163 An ally is at war and we built a pier to supply their enemy. Unbelievable.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (JTwsP)

164 We spent over $500 million on that stupid fucking pier (SFP).
Think how many MOAB and daisycutters $500 million could buy.

There are two ways to solve a famine. Just sayin.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (aN4mI)

Think of how much country fried steak you could buy...

Mmmmm.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2024 04:03 PM (CmpAx)

165 Dow closes at over 40,000 for the first time ever.

Posted by: Cicero



Now adjust it for inflation.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:03 PM (lTGtQ)

166 An ally is at war and we built a pier to supply their enemy. Unbelievable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (JTwsP)

Yeah, that's a nice pier there.

Hope nothing bad happens to it.

Posted by: The IDF at May 17, 2024 04:04 PM (R/m4+)

167 wth, I was looking at pictures of him today for just that reason. They must use enough pancake make up on the paved a road. When you see him without it it is freaky.
Posted by: Ben Had


They must have Zombie Lon Chaney, Sr. on staff.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 04:04 PM (v6JzV)

168 I mean, it's steak. Battered and Fried. With gravy.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 17, 2024 04:04 PM (CmpAx)

169 163 An ally is at war and we built a pier to supply their enemy. Unbelievable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024

And keep sending them food. Food that is not going to the resurrected children, mind you. I hate this administration and if it takes all of these people to vote for someone else over one issue and not the bazillion issues from which to choose, I will take it.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 04:05 PM (p4NUW)

170 Kamala is going to throw her hat in. Imagine the repercussions if she loses that fight.
Posted by: WisRich
......

Might shut that cackle up for a bit.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

171 166 An ally is at war and we built a pier to supply their enemy. Unbelievable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at

And also they already lobbed rockets at it because this civilization is so freaking backwards it could almost be a comedy sketch.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 04:07 PM (p4NUW)

172 Not to mention, supplying Gaza just extends the conflict for longer and gets more people killed on both sides.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:07 PM (JTwsP)

173 Idle speculation but I'm guessing that Sinwar is in Turkey as others have mentioned.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 04:07 PM (EoJ7M)

174 Teachers make a bundle, work no more than 3/4 of a year, retire early and make more than they do now

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

175 How can you tell if someone is retarded without actually talking to them? They have a fresh Biden Harris sticker on their car.

Posted by: TC at May 17, 2024 04:07 PM (cHOHf)

176 Call me when Alan Dershowitz says he'll vote for Trump.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 03:55 PM (63Dwl)

Dersh will vote for whoever his Epstein Island masters tell him to vote for.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 04:08 PM (dGCAG)

177 Off for the last class of the day. Enjoy your afternoons.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 04:08 PM (p4NUW)

178 160 *BOOM*

Dow closes at over 40,000 for the first time ever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (TcVeV)

Looking forward to a Trump Presidency

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 04:08 PM (Akjoo)

179 Off for the last class of the day. Enjoy your afternoons.
Posted by: Piper


Enjoy your pancakes!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 04:08 PM (v6JzV)

180 That pier is for food and teddy bears

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 04:09 PM (7es2c)

181 >>> contributed tens of millions of dollars in the last election cycle. They say they are reconsidering their political giving in light of the president's approach to the Israel-Hamas war.

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If that is the ONE thing that makes any person not give away MILLIONS I have to conclude these people are getting some serious rent money from Uncle Sugar for their millions (i.e.: straight up graft), or they are trust fund babies whose mothers imbided in a little too much crack and vino while pregnant.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 04:09 PM (cOq4q)

182 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.

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I honestly don't know how this is possible.

How can ANY child sex crimes be misdemeanors?

They should all be capital crimes.

Posted by: Just Lily at May 17, 2024 04:09 PM (cwIO4)

183 "... to see Trump as the better of two bad alternatives."

A candidate who actually has experience as an effective president versus the worst president since Buchanan. If the angle of light is good and you close one eye, you might see how one is less awful.

Posted by: Lefty McLefterson, Informed Commenter at May 17, 2024 04:10 PM (wzAuc)

184 A Congress girl brawl, donnybrook or brouhaha would be interesting

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 04:10 PM (JLq/1)

185 Just to put things in perspective, the PE ratio of the S&P 500 is around 15.

The PE ratio of NVDA is over 77. That means that one company is priced at 77 times their earnings. There are seven stocks, including this one, that make up about a third of the 500.

The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:10 PM (lTGtQ)

186 Israel is teaching this administration how to win a war. This administration hates to be embarrassed.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 04:11 PM (W/lyH)

187 Dow closes at over 40,000 for the first time ever.

Posted by: Cicero

Now adjust it for inflation.
Posted by: Thomas Paine
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So you're saying I can retire?!

Posted by: I'm smarht, I have a PhD in Edumacation! at May 17, 2024 04:11 PM (/IaHq)

188
The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:10 PM (lTGtQ)

What goes up. .Must come down

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 04:12 PM (Akjoo)

189 154 84 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.
http://tiny.cc/ht85yz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17

GD sodomite.

He won't last too long in the joint.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 04:00 PM (R/m4+)

Someone's prison wallet is going to get filled with a lot of Bill's, Benjamin's, Hakim's, Bubba's..........

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2024 04:12 PM (N39Ws)

190 wth, I was looking at pictures of him today for just that reason. They must use enough pancake make up on the paved a road. When you see him without it it is freaky.
Posted by: Ben Had

They must have Zombie Lon Chaney, Sr. on staff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
.......


https://tinyurl.com/2tr5e53y

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 04:12 PM (v0R5T)

191 Diogenes, Israel would be doing better if Gallant and Gantz were both fired.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (EoJ7M)

192 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged with 14 felony and 22 misdemeanor counts of child sex crimes.
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Look it's not like they were Catholic priests. These are just teachers totally not grooming children.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (17s+e)

193 Israel is teaching this administration how to win a war. This administration hates to be embarrassed.
Posted by: Diogenes
----
Don't you mean genocide???///

Posted by: I'm smarht, I have a PhD in Edumacation! at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (/IaHq)

194 188
The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:10 PM (lTGtQ)

What goes up. .Must come down
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 04:12 PM (Akjoo)

Wall Street keeps talking about the "Magnificent Seven" stocks. MSFT being one of them. That's concentration, and a recipe for a serious correction.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (N39Ws)

195 167 wth, I was looking at pictures of him today for just that reason. They must use enough pancake make up on the paved a road. When you see him without it it is freaky.
Posted by: Ben Had


They must have Zombie Lon Chaney, Sr. on staff.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 04:04 PM (v6JzV)

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Down a long hall in a forgotten Whitehouse attic there is a locked room with a gilt framed picture with a portrait of a face as smooth as a baby's bottom.....

Posted by: Just Lily at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (cwIO4)

196 Just to put things in perspective, the PE ratio of the S&P 500 is around 15.

The PE ratio of NVDA is over 77. That means that one company is priced at 77 times their earnings. There are seven stocks, including this one, that make up about a third of the 500.

The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.


Soooo....what you're saying is "take out a second mortgage, and buy NVidia"?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (CsUN+)

197 This administration couldn't win a war if they wanted to
Oh unless it to turn the military into Trannies

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 04:14 PM (fwDg9)

198 Wall Street keeps talking about the "Magnificent Seven" stocks. MSFT being one of them. That's concentration, and a recipe for a serious correction.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed



This is why I avoid the 'low cost' index funds.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:14 PM (lTGtQ)

199 166 An ally is at war and we built a pier to supply their enemy. Unbelievable.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe
===

All aid is fungible so by definition this is islamic terrorism aid.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 17, 2024 04:15 PM (17s+e)

200 193 Israel is teaching this administration how to win a war. This administration hates to be embarrassed.
Posted by: Diogenes
----
Don't you mean genocide???///
Posted by: I'm smarht,

--------------

Yes, that is how you win a war, but killing the enemy. If you have to kill them all, so be it.
If you are not prepared to do that then you will lose.
And in some cultures, that is exactly what is necessary.
There, I said it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 17, 2024 04:15 PM (aN4mI)

201 What goes up. .Must come down
Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 04:12 PM (Akjoo)
.......

Spinning Wheel got to go 'round
Talkin' 'bout your troubles
It's a cryin' sin
Ride a painted pony
Let the Spinning Wheel spin
You got no money, you got no home
Spinning Wheel all alone

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 04:15 PM (v0R5T)

202
The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

What goes up. .Must come down
Posted by: It's me donna


Wait until that last Jenga block gets pulled out.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 04:15 PM (63Dwl)

203 This administration couldn't win a war if they wanted to
Oh unless it to turn the military into Trannies
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 04:14 PM (fwDg9)
°°°°°
This is about us, isn't it.

Posted by: The Bush Family at May 17, 2024 04:15 PM (0Gnoc)

204 I think AI is not going to be the money maker everyone thinks it will be. It barely does things as well as the least competent of humans. It could take over the public sector jobs, but no one is going to fire them.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:15 PM (JTwsP)

205 I am waiting on Montec's hot take before I take sides.

==

I am hoping he locked himself in a chicken coop again, and this time his spouse just left him there..

*looks up
no such luck

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 04:16 PM (V13WU)

206 The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.

Soooo....what you're saying is "take out a second mortgage, and buy NVidia"?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (CsUN+)

If anyone has money in one of these overvalued stocks, it would be a great time to take some profits off the table.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 17, 2024 04:16 PM (N39Ws)

207 160 *BOOM*

Dow closes at over 40,000 for the first time ever.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 04:02 PM (TcVeV)

S&P 500 was down...most folks in their retirement funds are attached to this index...so not good news today. The Dow is useless.

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 04:16 PM (K+UlC)

208 Cliff Asness, of course, funds the "Clifford Asness Chair of Liberty" currently occupied by Jonah Goldberg's immense, well-padded ass at AEI or whatever grifter operation that pays him to write propaganda for the plutocrat class.

***

It's been years and I'm still completely astounded at the income streams this mediocre cretin pulls in simply because of connections. A 7th grade kunior high writing ability packed into the body of a man who could sweat through a space suit.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 17, 2024 04:17 PM (wb1YC)

209 >>The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.


Buy, Buy, BUY!

Posted by: Jim Cramer at May 17, 2024 04:17 PM (kI8fB)

210 I'm no bull on the market, but it has been supposed to shit the bed for years, yet it keeps going.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 04:17 PM (NtVYv)

211 Hamas delenda est

Posted by: torabora at May 17, 2024 04:17 PM (0Gnoc)

212 Wait until that last Jenga block gets pulled out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hG4X5iTK8M

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:17 PM (CsUN+)

213 If anyone has money in one of these overvalued stocks, it would be a great time to take some profits off the table.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed


No kidding. Chevron PE is 11.5, and Exxon is 12. Talk about a bargain.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:18 PM (lTGtQ)

214 re: wheel lyrics

Ooh, the wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'
I don't know where I'll be tomorrow
Wheel in the sky keeps on turnin'

https://tinyurl.com/4bknc7sz

And we are back to the discussion of hair and weird clothing choices.

Posted by: Journey at May 17, 2024 04:18 PM (CmpAx)

215 If Asness flips to Trump, does Jonah continue to collect his grifter checks from Asness?

Really Out: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

Out: I eat @ss

In: I'll eat whatever hot dogs Asness wants to stick in my face.

Posted by: Jonah Goldberg at May 17, 2024 04:18 PM (ibTVg)

216 The market has never been this overvalued or concentrated. Ever.
Posted by: Thomas Paine

What goes up. .Must come down
Posted by: It's me donna

Wait until that last Jenga block gets pulled out.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr


Hello 1929!

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 04:18 PM (x/Qcs)

217 If anyone has money in one of these overvalued stocks, it would be a great time to take some profits off the table.

What are the 7 overvalued stocks?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:18 PM (CsUN+)

218 210 I'm no bull on the market, but it has been supposed to shit the bed for years, yet it keeps going.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 04:17 PM (NtVYv)

Lot of money printed in the last 4 years. Market is where it ends up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:19 PM (JTwsP)

219 Wheel is turnin
and you can't slow it down

Posted by: Grateful Dead at May 17, 2024 04:19 PM (kI8fB)

220 Hello 1929!

==


DON'T!!!

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 04:19 PM (V13WU)

221 S&P 500 is 0.01% of the market. To gauge the market you need an instrument stuffed in more holes than that.

Posted by: torabora at May 17, 2024 04:19 PM (0Gnoc)

222 Wait...wait...are you telling me that there is something worse then Trump saying p*ssy?

I thought that Goldberg and co informed us this stuff isn't binary and that we need to vote for anyone other then Trump (and by anyone they meant Biden) to save our precious norms

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (ibTVg)

223 I'm no bull on the market, but it has been supposed to shit the bed for years, yet it keeps going.

Yeah, I've had a lot of cash sitting on the sidelines for years, waiting for the big correction. I can guarantee when it will happen, though. As soon as I put my money in.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (CsUN+)

224 Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (ibTVg)

Maybe they were lying for their paymasters???

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (7es2c)

225 >>Lot of money printed in the last 4 years. Market is where it ends up.


There is also a severe reality check when it comes to cashing out and paying the Taxes.

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (kI8fB)

226 Gold, land, and markets are all at record high. So is government spending.

Posted by: torabora at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (0Gnoc)

227 I’m just happy my ASML stock is finally in the green.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (JTwsP)

228 Interestingly Goldberg was willing to work for the people that wanted to Fort Marcy Park his mom but...supporting Hamas is his (funder's) back breaking straw?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:21 PM (ibTVg)

229 Lot of money printed in the last 4 years. Market is where it ends up.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe


Yes, you can put it under the mattress and watch it devalue, or put it in the market and watch it go up at the same rate as inflation. Paper gains, but buying power parity.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:21 PM (lTGtQ)

230 Yeah.

Not satisfied with already having only one Roaring 20's under their belt...

Posted by: garrett at May 17, 2024 04:21 PM (kI8fB)

231 Since inflation is running double digits a year if you aren't making 25%+ on your investments you are losing money.

Note: All of Biden's friends are

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:21 PM (ibTVg)

232 I assume you're talking about these 7 stocks.

Magnificent 7 stocks dominate major indexes

Apple – 6.18 percent.
Microsoft – 7.02 percent.
Alphabet – 4.23 percent.
Amazon – 3.95 percent.
NVIDIA – 5.09 percent.
Tesla – 1.17 percent.
Meta Platforms – 2.31 percent.


I also read recently that Alibaba, formerly one of the Chinese darlings, has lost a buttload of value.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:22 PM (CsUN+)

233 I deliberately let a 6'5 tapeworm live in my gut for two months.

Posted by: Pawl at May 17, 2024 04:22 PM (vFG9F)

234 102 Severna Park, MD elementary school teacher charged

-

This is why they made such a big deal about priests and the church.

Because teachers are a MUCH bigger problem, so they had to figure out how to distract from that.

Credit where credit is due, making it about gay men and boys and then managing to avoid that completely was badass.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:22 PM (u3bSM)

235 To gauge the market you need an instrument stuffed in more holes than that.

Posted by: torabora



Let's not talk about gas pumps anymore.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:22 PM (lTGtQ)

236 Oh wait, sorry, you can get almost the same number of smart TV with your Bidenbux as you could under Trump.

Good thing no one needs uh...what do they call that stuff? Oh yeah food.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:23 PM (ibTVg)

237 I’m just happy my ASML stock is finally in the green.
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:20 PM (JTwsP)


A stock that whispers to you?

Oh, wait.

Posted by: spindrift at May 17, 2024 04:23 PM (OguvZ)

238 Congrats, you saved up millions for retirement! Would you like fries with that?

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:23 PM (JTwsP)

239 We supplied the Taliban with billions of military equipment

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 04:23 PM (fwDg9)

240
A stock that whispers to you?


Before ASMR stuff my local radio station had a female DJ with the prettiest voice I had ever heard.

I'd listen to whatever crap they'd play on the radio and be happy.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:24 PM (ibTVg)

241 Diogenes, Israel would be doing better if Gallant and Gantz were both fired.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 04:13 PM (EoJ7M)


That's a better question for CBD.
From my perspective this is internal politics and maneuvering for the Post-war period. They'll sort it out.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 04:24 PM (W/lyH)

242 Bucc-ees sliced brisket sandwich for a late lunch.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:25 PM (lTGtQ)

243 Congrats, you saved up millions for retirement! Would you like fries with that?

Imagine telling your average corporate worker in some blue hub 20 years ago that a million bucks might buy you a house. One house. On which you couldn't afford the taxes mind you.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:25 PM (ibTVg)

244 I'm confused by a Buc-ees billboard I saw today. I said just:

Beaver bites
Girl dinner

huh?

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:26 PM (vFG9F)

245 Sorry. Beaver "nuggets" I mean.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:27 PM (vFG9F)

246 Do girls have beaver nuggets for dinner. Is there video if this?

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:27 PM (vFG9F)

247 243 Congrats, you saved up millions for retirement! Would you like fries with that?

Imagine telling your average corporate worker in some blue hub 20 years ago that a million bucks might buy you a house. One house. On which you couldn't afford the taxes mind you.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:25 PM (ibTVg)

And, like only a 1000 ft. 3 bed/1.5 bath at that.

Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 04:28 PM (UnA8+)

248 Don't forget, there are failsafes to prevent trading and keep the market from crashing. We saw them enacted under Bush.

They were purposely not enacted when Trump said pussy.

But I doubt the market will ever be allowed to crash again.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:28 PM (u3bSM)

249 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it

--

Heh, I wouldn't like it either. It's not as bad as one I saw at the end of some movie credits last weekend: Nippleberg.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 17, 2024 04:28 PM (mupln)

250 Do girls have beaver nuggets for dinner. Is there video if this?
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:27 PM (vFG9F)

-----------------------------

Ace linked to it once.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2024 04:29 PM (2UnvF)

251 Sorry. Beaver "nuggets" I mean.
Posted by: fd

That does not sound, no matter what I try to imagine it is.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 04:29 PM (cOq4q)

252 Why anybody who is Jewish and has a love and concern for Israel would give money to Biden is beyond me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 04:29 PM (XkYcA)

253 S&P 500 is 0.01% of the market. To gauge the market you need an instrument stuffed in more holes than that.
Posted by: torabora at May 17, 2024 04:19 PM (0Gnoc)

Retirement accounts that are gaged or using a portfolio based on the S&P market is approaching 65% - please.

Yes, the market is much broader, but unless you're just an insider or a guesser - you lost today. Or you could have chosen the Dow - but, as you say, that's not the entirety of the market, now is it?

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 04:30 PM (K+UlC)

254 I know nothing about the market but wasn't there some failsafe thing that stopped all trading if some threshold was nearing?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 04:30 PM (EoJ7M)

255 If my name was Asness I might consider changing it


Last name: Asness

First Name: Hugh

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:30 PM (ibTVg)

256 nood



illegal van

Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 04:30 PM (Y6IkP)

257 I did an image search for beaver nuggets with safe search off and thought I saw a sex toy but it turned out to be a fishing lure.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:30 PM (vFG9F)

258 I could eat Buc-ees beaver nuggets for dinner.

Posted by: I'm smarht, I have a PhD in Edumacation! at May 17, 2024 04:31 PM (/IaHq)

259 People give Biden money because they get more in return. Crooked politicians are always in high demand.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:31 PM (JTwsP)

260 I just read on X that Mitt Romney will switch to the Democrats if Trump is the Republican candidate. Oh no!

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 04:31 PM (JLq/1)

261 Why anybody who is Jewish and has a love and concern for Israel would give money to Biden is beyond me.

If you come to leftist boards you can get a quick answer.

See in America those icky Christians will evangelize to Jews. And that is way way worse then those jihadis trying to kill Jews instead.

Remember there was a min-scandal when Trump was endorsed by a protestant minister who...gasp...had evangelized to Jews and convinced some to convert?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:32 PM (ibTVg)

262 I recently met a guy with the last name of Titsworth

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 04:32 PM (NtVYv)

263 I just read on X that Mitt Romney will switch to the Democrats if Trump is the Republican candidate. Oh no!

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 17, 2024 04:31 PM (JLq/1)
===
News from 2016.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 17, 2024 04:34 PM (17s+e)

264 Heh, I wouldn't like it either. It's not as bad as one I saw at the end of some movie credits last weekend: Nippleberg.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 17, 2024 04:28 PM (mupln)

Elaine: Hey Jerry when do you consider that sex has taken place?

Jerry: I would say when the nipple makes its first appearance.

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 04:37 PM (xT8gx)

265 Inflation is not "running at double digits a year." The current monthly CPI (Consumer Price Index) shows inflation at an annualized rate of appx 3.2%, IIRC.

That's too high, of course. The fed target is 2%.

If an investor is terrified of inflation, & ALSO afraid of market risk, there are many money market funds which pay over 5% annually.

The value of these money mkt funds never goes up or down. They pay monthly and, unlike bank CDs, an investor can get out any time with one click of a mouse.

Posted by: mnw at May 17, 2024 04:38 PM (NLIak)

266 Inflation is not "running at double digits a year." The current monthly CPI (Consumer Price Index) shows inflation at an annualized rate of appx 3.2%, IIRC.

That's correct.

Now...just don't buy anything not made in China and you'll be golden.

Posted by: Your government at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (ibTVg)

267 "NBC unveils gay animal kingdom documentary series 'Queer Planet' for Pride that will showcase 'gay penguins, bisexual lions and fish that change sex' "

Big Penguin is behind this. I wonder if they get funding from Soros.

Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:53 PM (vFG9F)

268 Testing. 123.

Posted by: a multi-gendered mushroom at May 17, 2024 04:58 PM (vFG9F)

269 Neural link complete.

Posted by: a multi-gendered mushroom at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (vFG9F)

270 So, the Jews that supported the Democrats for decades finally realized that they are on the menu?

Posted by: No One of Any Consequence at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (VuZH8)

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