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aceofspadeshq at gee mail.com CBD: cbd at cutjibnewsletter.com Buck: buck.throckmorton at protonmail.com joe mannix: mannix2024 at proton.me MisHum: petmorons at gee mail.com J.J. Sefton: sefton at cutjibnewsletter.com | Scenes From Democrat-Controlled America: Illegal Alien Serial Rapist Abducted Women Into His Van, a "Rape Dungeon on Wheels"We're seeing Cultural Enrichment figures not seen since the expansionary phase of the universe. An illegal migrant allegedly went on a serial raping spree in Southern California, attacking his victims in a "rape dungeon on wheels" before he was caught in the act by cops. Eduardo Sarabia, 40, was arrested Monday with a 26-year-old woman inside his decked-out van, which he had driven to a remote area of the San Gabriel Mountains near San Bernadino, sources told Fox 11. It was the second time in two days that he allegedly took a victim to the secluded spot -- but investigators suspect that Sarabia's twisted spree lasted much longer.In further news from the lawless Soros Zones (hey -- that's catchy), a "man" stopped his bike to scream at Orthodox Jewish kids playing on the sidewalk that they're not allowed on the sidewalk -- uh, why? -- and then began beating them, stomping one child when he was on the ground. Why are they not allowed on the sidewalk? He has an electric bicycle; he's supposed to drive on the street, and was in fact so driving. Is he just the sidewalk vigilante making sure that Jewish kids don't play outside? There's video of the attack, fortunately. I assume that no hate crime charges will be brought, as usual. Meanwhile, Joe Biden is speeding up the asylum process, to make sure all the illegals who crossed the border have official papers allowing them to stay. The Biden administration is accelerating the asylum timeline for migrants who enter the US illegally en route to five major cities. Homeland Security Secretary Alejandro Mayorkas and Attorney General Merrick Garland announced Thursday that a new Recent Arrivals (RA) Docket will swiftly place single adults before immigration judges in Atlanta, Boston, Chicago, Los Angeles and New York City. Those asylum claims must be resolved within 180 days, though grace periods would be granted in some circumstances for migrants to obtain the necessary legal representation.In Miami, a an Imam, a Dentist, and a Cultural Enricher -- a real triple threat -- is preaching hatred against Jews, calling them "pigs and monkeys."
He says his comments calling for violence against Jews were, get this, "taken out of context." You mean when you preached to your fanatic fellow jihadists to "annihilate the Jews," there was some missing context that made that sound better? North Miami dentist Dr. Fadi Kablawi is facing state scrutiny for his other role: as an imam at a South Florida mosque. State Rep. Randy Fine, R-Brevard County, said he heard Kablawi make comments saying, "Oh Allah, annihilate the tyrannical Jews" during mosque livestreams on Facebook. As chair of the state House Health and Human Services Committee, Fine is asking Florida's dentistry board to suspend Kablawi's license immediately, following up Tuesday with a letter from a dozen state lawmakers of the House Jewish Caucus demanding the same; they fear for his Jewish patients. "It is a privilege to practice dentistry in the state of Florida," Fine said. "He's saying 'I pray for Allah to kill all the Jews.' Well, it's not a long stretch from 'Well, I'm going to help Allah out with it.'" The Middle East Media Research Institute streamed the clips lawmakers saw with captioned translations. "That's bogus," Kablawi told Local 10 News. "I never said that." "You never said the word 'annihilate?'" Local 10 News reporter Glenna Milberg asked. "I pray to God to take care and annihilate the oppressors," he replied. In the hallway between patients, Kablawi said his speeches are political statements about the war in Gaza and that his prayers are not threats.Oh, you were just praying to Allah to annihilate Jews. And jihadists never help Allah's will along, right? The below reads like a fake Babylon Bee article, but it's all real. North Miami dentist Dr. Fadi Kablawi is facing state scrutiny for his other role: as an imam at a South Florida mosque. State Rep. Randy Fine, R-Brevard County, said he heard Kablawi make comments saying, "Oh Allah, annihilate the tyrannical Jews" during mosque livestreams on Facebook. As chair of the state House Health and Human Services Committee, Fine is asking Florida's dentistry board to suspend Kablawi's license immediately, following up Tuesday with a letter from a dozen state lawmakers of the House Jewish Caucus demanding the same; they fear for his Jewish patients. "It is a privilege to practice dentistry in the state of Florida," Fine said. "He's saying 'I pray for Allah to kill all the Jews.' Well, it's not a long stretch from 'Well, I'm going to help Allah out with it.'" The Middle East Media Research Institute streamed the clips lawmakers saw with captioned translations. "That's bogus," Kablawi told Local 10 News. "I never said that." "You never said the word 'annihilate?'" Local 10 News reporter Glenna Milberg asked. "I pray to God to take care and annihilate the oppressors," he replied. In the hallway between patients, Kablawi said his speeches are political statements about the war in Gaza and that his prayers are not threats. "My prayer, it was a prayer, 'Oh god - annihilate and deal with the oppressing, tyrannical Jews,'" he said. Kablawi also said, "Oh Allah, annihilate the brothers of apes and pigs." Milberg asked him to explain what that means. "That's it, don't worry about that," Kablawi replied. "I'm not worried at all. I'm just reporting a story," Milberg said. "Well, it's evolution, right?" Kablawi said. Milberg asked Kablawi if he could see how the remarks sound threatening. "No doubt," he said. "No doubt about it. But it is taken out of context."I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think our Muslim Cultural Enricher Friends aren't always straight with us about their intentions. It is reported he runs some kind of school -- a madrassa, if you will -- which the taxpayers of Florida are funding: StopAntisemitismIf I know my man Ron, the funding for that school will stopped by close of business today. Comments(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 04:31 PM (UnA8+) 2
First?
Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 04:31 PM (K+UlC) 3
A rape dungeon on wheels....wasn't that a lifetime movie?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 17, 2024 04:32 PM (QNSds) 4
Ugh XTC - you...win?
Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 04:32 PM (K+UlC) 5
Discusting.
Posted by: Molly k. at May 17, 2024 04:32 PM (+wyj8) 6
So you’re telling a sweet ass van is about to hit the used car market?
Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (JTwsP) 7
An Imam, a Dentist, and a Cultural Enricher walk into a bar
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (dXCuF) 8
Dude was just giving asylum to pussy, y'all.
Posted by: nckate at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (4bYb7) 9
The undocumented immigrants are just raping the women Americans won't. Really its an act of love.
Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (ibTVg) 10
But was it "rape" rape?
Posted by: Dr Whoopie Goldberg at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (PiwSw) 11
Are we sure it wasn't a taco truck?
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (v0R5T) 12
push this button and go KABLAWI!
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (Y6IkP) 13
A rape dungeon on wheels....wasn't that a lifetime movie?
Was the villain a pasty faced Christian minister? Because I think I remember that movie... Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:34 PM (ibTVg) 14
If I know my man Ron, the funding for that school will stopped by close of business today.
*Considers making joke about how it's not too late to choose RDS* *Considers that things have largely calmed down* *Decides against making joke about how it's not too late to choose RDS* Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:35 PM (CsUN+) 15
You've got Rap'n Harvey, Bill and Joe at the top and Rap'n Juan, Javier, and Big Mo at the bottom.
Its like a rape pyramid. Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:35 PM (ibTVg) 16
He made it a taco truck, sure enough
Posted by: nckate at May 17, 2024 04:35 PM (4bYb7) 17
If only he could have driven through my neighborhood.
Posted by: E, Jean Carroll at May 17, 2024 04:35 PM (aFNOf) 18
Based on the Arizona lawsuit result, I expect the feds have been registering illegals to vote using the program the senile crook put in place last year, and the DOJ to sue to demand that the 3 million illegals that have been registered have their votes counted in November.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:35 PM (lTGtQ) Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 04:35 PM (NtVYv) 20
Based on the Arizona lawsuit result, I expect the feds have been registering illegals to vote using the program the senile crook put in place last year, and the DOJ to sue to demand that the 3 million illegals that have been registered have their votes counted in November.
Any state offer up the death penalty for a non-citizen voting yet? I want to hear the FNM explain why this never happens AND you can't execute someone for some minor crime like illegal votingr Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:36 PM (ibTVg) 21
I just read on X that Mitt Romney will switch to the Democrats if Trump is the Republican candidate. Oh no!
Mittens won't switch - he'll just keep voting with them Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:36 PM (ibTVg) 22
They won't rest until every neighborhood is a rape zone. They have already announced this plan. For fairness. Well not their neighborhoods but everywhere else.
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 04:37 PM (7es2c) 23
"Eduardo Sarabia, 40, was arrested Monday with a 26-year-old woman inside his decked-out van"
=========== Don't worry folks, in California they have "bail reform" and this misunderstood migrant who was just trying to feed his family will be back on the streets by Monday! Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 04:37 PM (i7Q7S) 24
No too far from me we had a "cultural enricher" from South of the Border who was driving without a license and using somebody else's car and was high on drugs and alcohol. He had a terrible accident and some other people were killed. I'm guessing that he was one of Biden's friends from over the border here illegally
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 04:37 PM (XkYcA) 25
It is reported he runs some kind of school -- a madrassa, if you will -- which the taxpayers of Florida are funding:
Is it some sort of charter school, or do you mean that the money follows the kids, and if the parents choose this school, the school gets the money? That is a potential issue with choice, and private schools. There will always be some that are objectionable. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:37 PM (CsUN+) 26
"The horrific and violent sexual assault that these two survivors endured by the alleged suspect is deeply troubling and incomprehensible. Our thoughts are with the victims during this tremendously difficult time," LA County District Attorney George Gascón said Thursday.
So another no-bail OR release then George, you Soros-funded piece of shit? Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 17, 2024 04:38 PM (TcVeV) 27
I just read on X that Mitt Romney will switch to the Democrats if Trump is the Republican candidate. Oh no!
Mittens won't switch - he'll just keep voting with them Isn't he done as a Senator in January? Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:38 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 04:38 PM (KRtlO) 29
In case you missed it, the DOJ sued Arizona over their law requiring proof of citizenship to vote, and won the case in federal court.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:38 PM (lTGtQ) 30
Fifty shades of rape
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (u3bSM) 31
Who are we to criticize their culture?! Smacks of ethnocentrism - White Supremacy, even.
Rape is a human construct, after all. There is no basis for objection. We are all simply mindless synapses firing randomly. Love is Love, H8rs!!! Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (z+vDc) 32
What kind of mural was on the side of the van?
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (vFG9F) 33
Kablooey > Kablawi
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (2QA3G) 34
28 >>>He called it the "Steel Pimp".
I knew a guy who drove what he called "The Snatch Hatch." Stabin' wagon Posted by: Taggart at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (og5mY) 35
I just read on X that Mitt Romney will switch to the Democrats if Trump is the Republican candidate. Oh no!
--------- And the average IQ of Democrats will go down Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (7es2c) 36
The left: America is built on misogyny and rape!
Also the left: How dare you blame misunderstood immigrants for rape? I mean they probably don't even know its wrong... Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (ibTVg) 37
>>>What kind of mural was on the side of the van?
An eagle grabbing a lightning bolt and the lightning is giving him a big erection Posted by: ace at May 17, 2024 04:40 PM (KRtlO) 38
Who are we to criticize their culture?! Smacks of ethnocentrism - White Supremacy, even.
They are welcome to go back to their country, where their culture reigns supreme. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:40 PM (CsUN+) 39
ARE YOU NOT ENRICHED?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 04:40 PM (u0k2c) 40
What kind of mural was on the side of the van?
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 04:39 PM (vFG9F) Goat taint. Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 04:40 PM (2QA3G) 41
An Imam, a Dentist, and a Cultural Enricher walk into a bar
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:33 PM (dXCuF) Where they begin to chat up a white chick, a latina and a black chick already there talking eyelashes. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 04:40 PM (W/lyH) 42
"man" stopped his bike to scream at Orthodox Jewish kids playing on the sidewalk that they're not allowed on the sidewalk -- uh, why? -- and then began beating them, stomping one child when he was on the ground."
=================== Note that he was not a white male in a MAGA cap. Just like all the other attacks in NYC, he was a black man. Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 04:41 PM (i7Q7S) 43
Who are we to criticize their culture?! Smacks of ethnocentrism - White Supremacy, even.
That's why Biden is mad at the new president in El Salvador right? For throwing these sorts of guys in jail. Posted by: 18-1 at May 17, 2024 04:41 PM (ibTVg) 44
Also willowed but the kind of thing people need to remember because America as they know it was lost decades ago:
Don't forget, there are failsafes to prevent trading and keep the market from crashing. We saw them enacted under Bush. They were purposely not enacted when Trump said pussy. But I doubt the market will ever be allowed to crash again. Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:41 PM (u3bSM) 45
29 In case you missed it, the DOJ sued Arizona over their law requiring proof of citizenship to vote, and won the case in federal court.
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:38 PM (lTGtQ) Points and laughs Posted by: Banana Republic and 3rd world voting at May 17, 2024 04:41 PM (/6GbT) Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 17, 2024 04:41 PM (t/2Uw) 47
This new season of Bang Bus really sucks.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 17, 2024 04:41 PM (xcxpd) 48
>>>What kind of mural was on the side of the van?
An eagle grabbing a lightning bolt and the lightning is giving him a big erection - Ah, so he borrowed Clarence Thonas' ride Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:42 PM (u3bSM) 49
I wonder if this asshole had insurance for his rape dungeon on wheels?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 04:42 PM (W/lyH) 50
Romney's retiring. His term is up this year. His changing parties is meaningless.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 17, 2024 04:44 PM (t/2Uw) 51
I thought it was Bret Kavanaugh that had the rape dungeon. It’s hard to keep up
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 04:44 PM (xT8gx) 52
You mean when you preached to your fanatic fellow jihadists to "annihilate the Jews," there was some missing context that made that sound better? == Oh well, they vote Democrat, and stand for "genocide" of white people, so who cares, amirite ? Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 04:44 PM (V13WU) 53
But I doubt the market will ever be allowed to crash again.
They can save the markets. They can save the dollar. They can’t save both. Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 04:45 PM (z+vDc) Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 04:45 PM (2QA3G) 55
I thought it was Bret Kavanaugh that had the rape dungeon. It’s hard to keep up
Yeah that pissed me off. I tried to break in all day long. Sigh Doors...how do they even work?!? Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at May 17, 2024 04:46 PM (ibTVg) 56
We’ll.
Who predicted something like this? How soon before we have “grooming gangs” as they’ve had in the UK for years? Funny how all of the Left’s policies keep making girls and women LESS safe, huh? Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (Hkcdp) 57
But I doubt the market will ever be allowed to crash again.
They can save the markets. They can save the dollar. They can’t save both. - Yep. They'll always do what's best for the big hedge fund fish with the algorithms who aren't significantly affected by inflation. See also: Reddit traders Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (u3bSM) 58
Does anyone else who posts here and lives in the suburbs notice that people are driving faster and more erratically? Accidents are up and I'm convinced not only that people are under stress (and in my area there is too much development and too many cars) but that there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (XkYcA) 59
This has been a bad spring. Another round of flooding tonight.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (2QA3G) 60
Romney's retiring. His term is up this year. His changing parties is meaningless.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 17, 2024 04:44 PM Yep....he knew he was going to get his a$$ kicked in the primary so he pulled a harry reid and retired (chickened out). Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (QNSds) 61
Trump needs to run ad featuring NY rep (IIRC) stating she needs illegals because of census and apportionment.
I also want a "I identify as a female" to sue life insurance company as typically "females" have lower rates. Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 17, 2024 04:48 PM (FxH7T) 62
I wonder if this asshole had insurance for his rape dungeon on wheels?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 04:42 PM (W/lyH) ....... Eduardo Sarabia? In California? Ha ha you crack me up. Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 04:48 PM (v0R5T) 63
Accidents are up and I'm convinced not only that people are under stress (and in my area there is too much development and too many cars) but that there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke Yes, they are illegals, and guess what else they don't have. Posted by: Insurance - we don't need no stinking insurance at May 17, 2024 04:49 PM (lTGtQ) 64
What ?? White Catholics vote democrat too ?? And there are white Lutherans who vote for Dems ??? this is carayzee !
Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 04:49 PM (V13WU) 65
Fadi Kablooey? Like Chinese pilot. Flaiy Tu Low?
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 17, 2024 04:49 PM (as3uC) Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 04:50 PM (Y6IkP) 67
"... but that there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where."
Ya don't say! I'm sure that has nothing to do with auto insurance premiums going drastically up. Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 17, 2024 04:50 PM (MeG8a) 68
thought it was Bret Kavanaugh that had the rape dungeon. It’s hard to keep up
Yeah that pissed me off. I tried to break in all day long. Sigh Doors...how do they even work?!? Posted by: Christine Blasey Ford at - IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE VANS HAVE TWO FRONT DOORS Posted by: BEN ROETHLESBERGER at May 17, 2024 04:51 PM (u3bSM) Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2024 04:51 PM (Cus5s) 70
Who predicted something like this?
How soon before we have “grooming gangs” as they’ve had in the UK for years? Funny how all of the Left’s policies keep making girls and women LESS safe, huh? Posted by: Lizzy I am prepared to put up good money on a bet that they are already in operation here. The police will treat them just as the UK did - by ignoring it for years. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:52 PM (lTGtQ) 71
Scenes From Democrat-Controlled America: Illegal Alien Serial Rapist Abducted Women Into His Van, a "Rape Dungeon on Wheels"
——- I’m reminded of the OKeefe Media video of the illegal alien processing center. One illegal said he couldn’t wait to get American women and the other guys laughed. Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 17, 2024 04:52 PM (ypl8+) 72
"The horrific and violent sexual assault that these two survivors endured by the alleged suspect is deeply troubling and incomprehensible. Our thoughts are with the victims during this tremendously difficult time," LA County District Attorney George Gascón said Thursday.
This Gascon guy is a freakin idiot too. He's not an "alleged" suspect. He's a suspect and an alleged rapist. Doesn't anybody know how words work anymore? Posted by: InZona at May 17, 2024 04:53 PM (qz1Fg) 73
Send. Them. All. Back.
Back where? Their choice/our choice it doesn't matter just out of this country. Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 04:53 PM (lCWOD) 74
Rapist will probably get out on bail
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 04:53 PM (fwDg9) 75
Accidents are up and I'm convinced not only that people are under stress (and in my area there is too much development and too many cars) but that there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where.
- The South in 1988 says hi. But hey, at least lettuce doesn't cost 11 more cents. Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 04:53 PM (u3bSM) 76
News Flash!
Record Heat hits Florida, Where DeSantis scrubbed "Climate Change" from State Laws. .. Washington Post Hey, it's hot in Florida Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 17, 2024 04:54 PM (t/2Uw) 77
In Miami, a an Imam, a Dentist, and a Cultural Enricher --
Walk in to a bar. And he says, "$20, same as in town". Posted by: InZona at May 17, 2024 04:54 PM (qz1Fg) 78
Florida licensing board and the Department of Education are already investigating. A decision on revoking his license and his receipt of state funds for his madrassa is due very soon.
It's Florida. FAFO. Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 04:55 PM (Fk3ck) 79
Strange that no “Republican” or anybody else has ever pointed out -
Importing millions of illegal aliens is an act of Treason in a Democracy. It’s queering the vote. All these cocksuckers say “we’re a nation of immigrants” and that’s that. I stopped caring long ago, I just wanna see these wicked motherfuckers hanging from trees, who sold this country out. Won’t be too much longer. Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 04:55 PM (z+vDc) 80
Afternoon everyone.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 04:55 PM (GauD8) 81
>>> Hey, it's hot in Florida
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 17, 2024 04:54 PM (t/2Uw) It's not even temperature they're pitching a fit about. It's some kind of "heat index" which is probably a ratio of the number of unicorns to leprechauns or something. Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 04:56 PM (Y6IkP) 82
EVERYBODY BE COOL
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 04:56 PM (u3bSM) 83
"The horrific and violent sexual assault that these two survivors endured by the alleged suspect is deeply troubling and incomprehensible. Our thoughts are with the victims during this tremendously difficult time," LA County District Attorney George Gascón said Thursday.
Translation: I have to sound like I give a damn or these troglodytes are likely to boot me out of office. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:56 PM (CsUN+) 84
Gotta be honest. I’ve had enough cultural enrichment.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 04:56 PM (GauD8) 85
>> Accidents are up and I'm convinced not only that people are under stress (and in my area there is too much development and too many cars) but that there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where.
Tell me about it! Posted by: Scottie get out of my way Scheffler at May 17, 2024 04:57 PM (xT8gx) 86
Send. Them. All. Back.
Back where? Their choice/our choice it doesn't matter just out of this country. Posted by: Braenyard Mexico let them trespass to get to the border, let Mexico figure out where to send them after we dump them back over the border. Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:57 PM (lTGtQ) 87
Posted by: Common Tater at May 17, 2024 04:55 PM (z+vDc)
It’s the lefts oldest tactic, play our good nature and sensibilities against us. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 04:57 PM (GauD8) 88
]Mexico let them trespass to get to the border, let Mexico figure out where to send them after we dump them back over the border.
Hmmmm.....I like it. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:58 PM (CsUN+) 89
But they're seeking asylum and needed to pass through three safe nations to be free!
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 04:58 PM (u3bSM) 90
"An illegal migrant allegedly went on a serial raping spree in Southern California, attacking his victims in a "rape dungeon on wheels" before he was caught in the act by cops."
There are a lot of citizens with big plots of land, lead pipes, duct tape and shovels. These illegals immigrants are about to find out there are plenty of Americans willing to do the job that Democrats and their DA's don't want to do. Posted by: Vengeance at May 17, 2024 04:58 PM (2uvWu) 91
If by dump you mean "use uncalibrated trebuchet" I'm in.
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (u3bSM) 92
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 04:57 PM (lTGtQ)
I’d be fine with this. I’d also offer a one way ticket and 25K to any American that disagrees with this on the condition they can never return under any circumstance. I stole that from a commenter from here but don’t remember who. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (GauD8) 93
I'd never go to a Moslem dentist, but then again, I'm a rabid anti-dentite.
Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (wBaIH) 94
Did something just get booted?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (CsUN+) Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (Y6IkP) 96
Our thoughts are with the victims during this tremendously difficult time," LA County District Attorney George Gascón said Thursday before quietly adding, "The law, however, is not."
Posted by: Ass, Grass, or Gascon at May 17, 2024 05:00 PM (hCzfy) 97
On day one, after deposing the current Democrat despot, there should be caravans heading back South into Mexico where these people came from. If Mexico balks, just close the border completely. See how long that lasts.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 17, 2024 05:00 PM (2uvWu) 98
Our thoughts are with the victims during this tremendously difficult time," LA County District Attorney George Gascón said Thursday while making the shakeweight motion.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 05:01 PM (CsUN+) 99
Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (wBaIH)
“You know who we could do without? The blacks and Jews” *roll credits* Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:01 PM (GauD8) 100
Dixie Beer Changed their name to Faubourg Brewing Company because of George Floyd, Started in 1907 RIP
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 17, 2024 05:01 PM (dKiJG) 101
"NBC unveils gay animal kingdom documentary series 'Queer Planet' for Pride that will showcase 'gay penguins, bisexual lions and fish that change sex' "
Big Penguin is behind this. I wonder if they get funding from Soros. Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 05:01 PM (vFG9F) 102
Funny how all of the Left’s policies keep making girls and women LESS safe, huh?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (Hkcdp) --------------- "By 2030 we will turn you all into man-hating men, and you will be happy." Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 05:02 PM (RQleo) 103
Send. Them. All. Back.
Back where? Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 04:53 PM (lCWOD) Weren't we talking about the Mariana tranche earlier? Posted by: InZona at May 17, 2024 05:03 PM (qz1Fg) 104
I predict that pretty soon we will start hearing about human-penguin marriages. Is this not the inevitable track we are on?
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 05:04 PM (vFG9F) 105
I don't mind asylum if it's one of those cuckoo's nest ones.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 05:04 PM (63Dwl) 106
“ they fear for his Jewish patients”
Any Jew that goes to this fucking raving lunatic’s dental practice needs more that their teeth examined Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 05:04 PM (u0k2c) 107
NBC unveils gay animal kingdom documentary series 'Queer Planet' for Pride that will showcase 'gay penguins, bisexual lions and fish that change sex' "
- But, using the same science, no humans. Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:04 PM (u3bSM) 108
Does anyone else who posts here and lives in the suburbs notice that people are driving faster and more erratically? Accidents are up and I'm convinced not only that people are under stress (and in my area there is too much development and too many cars) but that there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (XkYcA) Definitely the case in the Houston area. Driving has gotten significantly worse in the last couple of years. I agree as to your assessment of the cause. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 17, 2024 05:05 PM (XjtdB) 109
I predict that pretty soon we will start hearing about human-penguin marriages. Is this not the inevitable track we are on?
I'm not worried about panda/penguin marriages. The male pandas are too lazy to mate, and the females are too stupid to care for their offspring. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 05:05 PM (CsUN+) 110
Sarabia's white 2015 Ford Transit van -- described as a "rape dungeon on wheels" -- had no windows and was "disgustingly outfitted for rape,"
...... Best ad for Ford I've heard in years. Did it come with the Chinese basket option? Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 05:05 PM (v0R5T) 111
Posted by: Kosmo Kramer at May 17, 2024 04:59 PM (wBaIH)
“You know who we could do without? The blacks and Jews” *roll credits* Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:01 PM (GauD ![]() Also from Kosmo — I have gonorrhea Posted by: Scottie get out of my way Scheffler at May 17, 2024 05:05 PM (xT8gx) 112
In Miami, a an Imam, a Dentist, and a Cultural Enricher walk into a bar. Is it safe? Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (63Dwl) 113
Dixie Beer Changed their name to Faubourg Brewing Company because of George Floyd, Started in 1907 RIP
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 17, 2024 05:01 PM (dKiJG) -------------- Dixie College in St. George, UT changed their name to Utah Tech University. I wonder if UNLV has changed their mascot from the "Rebels?" I really don't know want to know ... Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (RQleo) 114
Defund the DOJ. Defund DHS.
Let them die on the vine. After they’re gone, take care of business. Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (jbnUc) 115
Sock removal failure
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (xT8gx) 116
I think "Sex Change Fish" is a better band name than "Multi-gendered Mushroom".
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (vFG9F) 117
It's not even temperature they're pitching a fit about. It's some kind of "heat index" which is probably a ratio of the number of unicorns to leprechauns or something.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 04:56 PM (Y6IkP) Yep, it's some totally made up number and somehow people eat it up. Another point for my cynicism. Posted by: InZona at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (qz1Fg) 118
>>>Scenes From Democrat-Controlled America: Illegal Alien Serial Rapist Abducted Women Into His Van, a "Rape Dungeon on Wheels"
—Disinformation Expert Ace >>>We're seeing Cultural Enrichment figures not seen since the expansionary phase of the universe. Breaking New Tomorrow? Mr. Sarabia, God bless him, was not committing a crime! He was simply sharing his spark of migrant Latino humanity with Latino-culture deprived women desiring a Latino baby! We should welcome many more Latino migrants willing to share their spark, their very essence, of humanity with American women! -Nancy Pelosi Posted by: Gref at May 17, 2024 05:07 PM (5fDan) 119
NBC unveils gay animal kingdom documentary series 'Queer Planet' for Pride that will showcase 'gay penguins, bisexual lions and fish that change sex' "
- But, using the same science, no humans. Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:04 PM (u3bSM) ---- I think we've always known that penguins are a little gay... Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 05:07 PM (7fElN) 120
there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where. Posted by: FenelonSpoke Everyone knows that giving licenses to illegals instantly makes them safer drivers. Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 05:08 PM (63Dwl) 121
I think we've always known that penguins are a little gay...
A little? Liberace was a little gay. Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 05:08 PM (CsUN+) 122
Any Jew that goes to this fucking raving lunatic’s dental practice needs more that their teeth examined
Posted by: Elric Blade That gold filling. Needs to come out. Posted by: Fadi Kablawi, DDS at May 17, 2024 05:09 PM (DsA2n) 123
Dixie College in St. George, UT changed their name to Utah Tech University.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (RQleo) ***************************************** Dixie College in Utah? I always knew it was a brilliant strategy to invade the Mormons. Posted by: Zombie Jeff Davis at May 17, 2024 05:09 PM (fmBDw) 124
I have a feeling that going to Kablawi for dental work might result in a greeting of "Is It Safe?" and a reenactment of the demented Nazi war criminal dentist scene in Marathon Man.
Posted by: RM at May 17, 2024 05:09 PM (urbih) 125
Dixie College in St. George, UT changed their name to Utah Tech University.
I wonder if UNLV has changed their mascot from the "Rebels?" I really don't know want to know ... Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (RQleo) Here's a good suggestion for a new mascot: https://tinyurl.com/33h9hhvm A classic! Posted by: InZona at May 17, 2024 05:10 PM (qz1Fg) 126
Up next NBC Universal will be producing a show about gay food -- such as donuts, bananas, and donuts.
Posted by: Everyday Rockets at May 17, 2024 05:10 PM (qUkBO) 127
Amoebas are gay as hell.
Posted by: fd at May 17, 2024 05:11 PM (vFG9F) 128
If Trump wins, Romney is also going to move to Canada and unalive himself
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 05:12 PM (lX8VI) 129
I'm not worried about panda/penguin marriages. The male pandas are too lazy to mate, and the females are too stupid to care for their offspring.
Posted by: Archimedes Mating a furry black-and-white animal with a stinky black-and-white animal? Isn't this how we wound up with skunks? Posted by: mikeski at May 17, 2024 05:12 PM (DgGvY) 130
Spoiler alert: you've got about one generation before your trade jobs begin disappearing. Best part? A lot of your kids good jobs requiring a college degree will taken by visa holders.
The pointless jobs will probably still be there, but they're already not going to hire your sons, so 25 years from now they certainly won't. Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:13 PM (dXCuF) 131
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:13 PM (dXCuF)
I’m hoping you’re wrong. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:14 PM (GauD8) 132
I think we've always known that penguins are a little gay...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel Not every man with fashion sense is gay, you know. Posted by: Tux, the totally-not-gay penguin at May 17, 2024 05:15 PM (DgGvY) 133
I’m hoping you’re wrong.
- 50+ years old and lived in the South my entire life. Watched it happen over decades here. The Yankee cities are getting a crash course. But that's what's going to happen. Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:16 PM (dXCuF) 134
"I don't know about you, but I'm starting to think our Muslim Cultural Enricher Friends aren't always straight with us about their intentions."
It is in their Koran (or that other book) that they can, and should mislead and lie to the infidels. All part of destroying them and taking their lands, and their women. Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2024 05:17 PM (Cus5s) 135
Doctor Kablooey > Doctor Kaboom
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 05:17 PM (w6EFb) 136
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:16 PM (dXCuF)
Man I thought you were closer to my age. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:17 PM (GauD8) 137
Posted by: illiniwek at May 17, 2024 05:17 PM (Cus5s)
Go look at Minnesotas, and others that followed similar suit, flag. It looks like the Somalian flag AND had the 8 pointed Islamic star on it. These fucking people. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:19 PM (GauD8) 138
After reading that article that WeirdDave put on the ONT last night, I understand the muzzies more. There can be no cooperation with them. They want to obliterate the Jews - or maybe even better yet, enslave them and torment them.
Apparently the existence of Israel gives them limp dicks, and that's not acceptable to them. Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 05:20 PM (w6EFb) 139
Those scooter people are just as arrogant and dangerous as bicycle people.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 05:20 PM (lCWOD) 140
Illegal Alien Serial Rapist Abducted Women Into His Van
Point of order- he is not illegal if we gave him a "state ID" so that he could drive and vote in this country. Therefore, your entire article is false. Posted by: The Sorosian Left at May 17, 2024 05:21 PM (SVUxP) 141
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 05:20 PM (w6EFb)
The red green alliance. No compromise with them. Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:22 PM (GauD8) Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:22 PM (dXCuF) Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 05:22 PM (MOdTO) 144
Tennessee Tuxedo will not fail!
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 05:22 PM (63Dwl) 145
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:22 PM (dXCuF)
So I’m immature? Man! Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:23 PM (GauD8) 146
>>> The red green alliance. No compromise with them.
Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 17, 2024 05:22 PM (GauD ![]() I thought a Red Green alliance would just be Canadian hillbillies. Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 05:24 PM (Y6IkP) 147
Illegal alien rapist. They had this scenario in an episode of Yellowstone. Rapist got some frontier justice.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 05:24 PM (EoJ7M) 148
>>> 88 ]Mexico let them trespass to get to the border, let Mexico figure out where to send them after we dump them back over the border.
Hmmmm.....I like it. Posted by: Archimedes --------------------------- Don't forget the non Hispanics. The keffiyeh brothers. Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 05:24 PM (lCWOD) 149
In other news...
Congratulations to Barron Trump on his graduation. Well done young man. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 05:26 PM (W/lyH) Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:26 PM (dXCuF) 151
"Does anyone else who posts here and lives in the suburbs notice that people are driving faster and more erratically?" Yup, they are all over I-95 here in this neck of the Mid-Atlantic. You can be going 65 on a crowded stretch and they will zip across two lanes to pass you and others at about 85+ mph, coming within five feet of your car. If anyone happens to not be driving perfectly or does anything unexpected, could be a multi-multi car horror. But it's all about them and what they want to do. Posted by: RM at May 17, 2024 05:26 PM (urbih) 152
>>>>>In other news...
Congratulations to Barron Trump on his graduation. Well done young man. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 05:26 PM (W/lyH) *************** Second this!!!!! Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at May 17, 2024 05:27 PM (Hcx5A) 153
>>> Congratulations to Barron Trump on his graduation. Well done young man.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 05:26 PM (W/lyH) At his current rate of growth it is theorized only giant fighting robots from Japan will be an effective counter. Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 05:28 PM (Y6IkP) 154
Up next NBC Universal will be producing a show about gay food -- such as donuts, bananas, and donuts.
Posted by: Everyday Rockets at May 17, 2024 05:10 PM (qUkBO) You said donuts twice. Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 05:28 PM (9djbZ) 155
Soros Zones.
I'm definitely going to use that one. Er, I'll make sure you get royalty checks. Ace of Spades, General Delivery, the Internet, right? Posted by: Paco at May 17, 2024 05:29 PM (njExo) 156
113 Dixie College in St. George, UT changed their name to Utah Tech University.
although, as far as i know, they haven't demolished the rock on the mountain above the city that has "dixie" painted on it in big supremacist letters. Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2024 05:29 PM (v3pYe) 157
Man I thought you were closer to my age.
- One of the worst parts for me personally was growing up in the 80s and 90s in deep rural Alabama and dating a black girl and it was no big deal. In rural Alabama. And Our Betters decided that was unacceptable and brought racial strife back. Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:29 PM (dXCuF) 158
Your Ron…
Posted by: Gonzotx at May 17, 2024 05:30 PM (MwHgU) 159
Liberace won a libel suit against the press who reported he was gay. Can any of you claim the same?
Posted by: Severely Straight at May 17, 2024 05:31 PM (V5BDR) 160
but that there are probably lots of people who don't have their licenses and are illegals from God knows where.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 04:47 PM (XkYcA) Definitely the case in the Houston area. Driving has gotten significantly worse in the last couple of years. I agree as to your assessment of the cause. Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at May 17, 2024 05:05 PM (XjtdB) *** Definitely the case here. Over 1000 new "Luxury Apartments" have gone up in the last three years within five miles of here. Most designated low income (illegal) housing. All have cars. Cops busy all the time. Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 05:32 PM (W/lyH) 161
Tell me about it!
Posted by: Scottie get out of my way Scheffler at May 17, 2024 04:57 PM (xT8gx) Yeah...Maybe wait a little bit on this one. Multiple witnesses say nothing happened the way the police report says. It'll come out eventually. Posted by: OneEyedJack at May 17, 2024 05:33 PM (FCbAQ) 162
There are some really big muslim school operations all over the country taking taxpayer money. I think one of them is called Harmony schools.
I gather most of their teachers are imported and of a certain viewpoint. So it's a vector for bringing in more of what they want as well as teaching it to kids. Posted by: TexasDan at May 17, 2024 05:33 PM (z/ifB) 163
Nood
Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 17, 2024 05:33 PM (YRsIm) 164
@159
isn't that the sad and sorry truth? no money & power to be grifted from people living harmoniously Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 17, 2024 05:33 PM (tQtDb) 165
Wait...Liberace *wasn't* gay?
*Searches Wikidingdong* "Liberace was conservative in his political and religious beliefs. He believed fervently in capitalism, and he was fascinated with royalty, ceremony, and luxury." Dear LAWD, this man was practically a Moron! Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 05:35 PM (/68iD) 166
Fethullah Gulen has entered the chat.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 17, 2024 05:35 PM (EoJ7M) 167
Dixie Beer Changed their name to Faubourg Brewing Company because of George Floyd, Started in 1907 RIP
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 17, 2024 05:01 PM (dKiJG) -------------- Dixie College in St. George, UT changed their name to Utah Tech University. I wonder if UNLV has changed their mascot from the "Rebels?" I really don't know want to know ... Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (RQleo) Why are you all staring at me? Posted by: Dixie Cups at May 17, 2024 05:36 PM (z/ifB) 168
Radical Muslim: "I will kill you!"
Moderate Muslim: "He will kill you!" Posted by: Halfhand at May 17, 2024 05:41 PM (NSMy+) Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 05:45 PM (fwDg9) 170
And Our Betters decided that was unacceptable and brought racial strife back.
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at May 17, 2024 05:29 PM (dXCuF) This is one of the greatest tragedies of the Obama (and post O) era. Things were going along nicely for the most part, but the race hustlers can't make a living on harmony. Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 17, 2024 05:54 PM (OX9vb) 171
69 Rock Hudson played straight and was ghey
Liberace was straight and played ghey lol Liberace was Queer as can be Posted by: Gonzotx at May 17, 2024 06:12 PM (MwHgU) 172
Dixie College in St. George, UT changed their name to Utah Tech University.
I wonder if UNLV has changed their mascot from the "Rebels?" I really don't know want to know ... Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 05:06 PM (RQleo) Why are you all staring at me? Posted by: Dixie Cups at May 17, 2024 05:36 PM (z/ifB) *** Piss off! Posted by: Zombie Governor Dixie Lee Ray at May 17, 2024 06:23 PM (W/lyH) 173
What kind of van?
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