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The Faculty of Columbia University Votes "No Confidence" In the Dean.
Not For Allowing the Illegal Encampments for Weeks.
But for Calling the Cops to Finally Clear the Camps Out.

Before getting to that, an update to the last post.

If you somehow missed the hot congressional mess, check out this video.

Babylon Bee says what everyone was thinking.

wereallthinkingit.jpg

And, in case you missed it, Little Miss Thing is now even having a hissy-fit at John Fetterman. From redridinghood:


Senator John Fetterman
@SenFettermanPA

In the past, I've described the U.S. House as The Jerry Springer Show.

Today, I'm apologizing to The Jerry Springer Show.

CNN Article:

"House committee meeting devolves into chaos as Greene and Ocasio-Cortez trade barbs"


Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC

I understand you likely would not have stood up for your colleague and seem to be confused about racism and misogyny being a "both sides" issue.

But I stand up to bullies, instead of becoming one.

And to the women of Pennsylvania: I'd stand up for you too.

Enjoy your Friday.

Back to our regularly scheduled post.


Cut. Them. Off.

These are leftwing indoctrination camps -- the public should not be funding these pits of ignorance and hatred. These schools are not for all Americans; they are for a small cadre of Marxist revolutionaries.

Cut the off. Not one more dime. You can agitate for revolution, but when you've got a gun to the taxpayers' head, forcing them to fund your revolution.

Faculty members of Columbia University's School of Arts and Sciences supported a motion of "no confidence" against president Minouche Shafik on Thursday as the university continues to grapple with the fallout of a tumultuous few weeks on campus brought on by anti-Israel protests.

Sixty-five percent of the 709 faculty members who cast a vote supported the motion, which was introduced by faculty who serve on the board of Columbia's chapter of the American Association of University Professors. Twenty-nine percent voted against the motion while another 6 percent abstained, according to the Washington Post.

The motion centers on Shafik's decision to call in the New York Police Department last month to clear out an encampment of anti-Israel protesters at the university without first speaking with the university senate.

"The President's choices to ignore our statutes and our norms of academic freedom and shared governance, to have our students arrested, and to impose a lockdown of our campus with continuing police presence, have gravely undermined our confidence in her," the motion reads. "A vote of no confidence in the President is the first step towards rebuilding our community and reestablishing the University's core values of free speech, the right to peaceful assembly, and shared governance."

I assume the vote carries no actual weight, because no one's talking about her stepping down or the like.

One advantage we have in our struggle against these violent-minded barbaric revolutionaries is that, it turns out, they are all pussies and weaklings. Sam J. at Twitchy brings this delightful tale of the #PrincetonResistance.

The last time we checked in with these valiant revolutionaries, they were doing Fasting Relays, passing the Hunger Strike Baton to the next intermittent faster because they didn't want to risk the LETHAL DANGER of going without food for 10 days.

Now they demonstrate a whole new level of conspicuous bravery:

Also see this series of tweets: When the school forbade them from erecting tents, these hardened warriors of liberation complained that the school wasn't checking their vitals and that they might die due to exposure to the elements due to being "immunocompromised" !

Every single one of these losers has six different mental illnesses and three different physical disabilities (usually of the hard-to-diagnose-or-confirm variety).

I will give anything, including my very life, for the sake of our glorious revolution.

But I do have tickets to see Laser Taylor Swift at the Hayden Planetarium tonight, so I would like to duck out early....

The mayor of Newport Beach, CA, decided he'd had enough of pro-Hamas Colonizers at the UC Irvine campus and had them arrested.

That's the O.C.

The Irvine police refused the clear them out -- that town is run by an antifa-type mayor -- but the Newport Police kicked the Stinkies out.

Another mental patient pretending her acting up is for a noble purpose. Watch that -- and you tell me she should be anywhere near students of any age.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 02:30 PM




Comments

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1 Faust!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:31 PM (ZdexC)

2 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (8RNuU)

3 Paolo avenged.

I'll get the otters.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:32 PM (ZdexC)

4 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:34 PM (Zz0t1)

5 Go away, O'Crazy-Eyes.

Forever.

Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 02:34 PM (UnA8+)

6 So glad my son is out of college, although there were no encampments at his school or disruptions at graduation.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:34 PM (XkYcA)

7 ‘Here is your shovel, comrade.’
- education commissar

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (o2ZRX)

8 AoC is a piece of shit.

Thanks, NY. Yet another shitstain on US history from you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

9 Remember when these twits compared themselves to the GIs storming the Normandy beaches on D-Day?

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (g0Y4p)

10 LOL at the end, Lauren Boebert crosses herself.

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (hyRRf)

11 Faust!
Posted by: andycanuck


What's a terrible Notre Dame football coach got to do with this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (v6JzV)

12 Sort of off topic, but how much must a Progressive run city suck to have the trash collectors getting shot?

https://tinyurl.com/3ubhztm8

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (a1415)

13 Given that Fauci murdered millions, Mayorkas is importing the means to change elections from now on, Biden is putting his political rival through a show trial, and Pelosi orchestrated a coup, I'm not bothered by MTG making fun of fake lashes. She could shank a bitch in the well of the Senate and it would be less of an offense to "our democracy."

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (Odg76)

14 Afternoon.

Artist's conception of the MTG/AIC kerfuffle.

https://youtu.be/wQxWk1Q5iOw

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 02:36 PM (IPhOB)

15 "Tempers flared among girl congressmen"

; )

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 02:36 PM (hyRRf)

16 When Fetterlump calls you an outtake of the Jerry Springer show, you should take a moment for inner-reflection. What a shit show.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:36 PM (aFNOf)

17 8 AoC is a piece of shit.

Thanks, NY. Yet another shitstain on US history from you.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (Zz0t1)

Agreed.. She's a piece of work

Posted by: It's me donna at May 17, 2024 02:37 PM (Akjoo)

18 Given that Fauci murdered millions, Mayorkas is importing the means to change elections from now on, Biden is putting his political rival through a show trial, and Pelosi orchestrated a coup, I'm not bothered by MTG making fun of fake lashes. She could shank a bitch in the well of the Senate and it would be less of an offense to "our democracy."
Posted by: bonhomme



I'd pay for tickets to that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 02:37 PM (x/Qcs)

19 Women, especially suburban liberal college educated women, have destroyed God, Country and Family. That's quite a trifecta ladies.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 02:37 PM (GmDse)

20 Caning. A quaint old way of ‘settling things’.

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 02:37 PM (o2ZRX)

21 What a shit show.
Posted by: Maj. Healey


Saw a guy at a rest stop on I-81 in Virginia yesterday wearing a T-shirt that read:

Shit
Show
Supervisor

LOL

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:38 PM (v6JzV)

22 You can take the congresswoman out of the hood but you can't the hood out of the congresswoman.

Posted by: Three snaps and a head circle at May 17, 2024 02:38 PM (Wc83a)

23 Caning. A quaint old way of ‘settling things’.
Posted by: Eromero


Don't trigger me!

Posted by: Sen. Charles Sumner at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (v6JzV)

24 A white girl, a black girl, and a buck-toothed latina walked into a bar . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (iFTx/)

25 >?"Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC
And to the women of Pennsylvania: I'd stand up for you too."

Yes, but can you make a sandwich and vacuum a rug?

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (GmDse)

26 How soon till Fetterman turns his wife into ICE, and sends her back to her country?

Posted by: Village Idiot's Apprentice at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (a1415)

27 The Faculty of Columbia University sends a clear message as to why there are other colleges and universities

Posted by: SMOD at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (RHGPo)

28 What a shit show.
Posted by: Maj. Healey
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A Yakov-Smirnoff-opening-for -the-Spin-Doctors-at-the-Iowa-State-Fair shit show.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (Be/+i)

29 College was never this tedious in the 70s. Nascent gay/lesbian yammering by a small cadre.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 02:40 PM (w6EFb)

30 I bet all the girl congress peoples were on the rag at the same time.

That "herd thing."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 02:40 PM (Q4IgG)

31 Yes, but can you make a sandwich and vacuum a rug?
Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 02:39 PM (GmDse)
-----------
Don't ask about the garbage disposal.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:40 PM (Be/+i)

32 Does Boebert still carry her Glock into the Capital?

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:40 PM (aFNOf)

33 What's a terrible Notre Dame football coach got to do with this?
-----
Knute thing.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:40 PM (ZdexC)

34 And yes, I'm sure more encampments will go over really well at reunions at Princeton and the wealthier alums who are not so nutty or anti semites will just love to up their donations to the University. Uhhh huh/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:41 PM (XkYcA)

35
Another mental patient pretending her acting up is for a noble purpose.

Give that woman a throat lozenge.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:41 PM (63Dwl)

36 David DePape sentenced to 30 years in prison for S.F. hammer attack on Paul Pelosi

Posted by: SMOD at May 17, 2024 02:42 PM (RHGPo)

37 I have fond memories of college threesomes. There wasn't a lot of talking. Oh, how I long for the days of yore.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 02:42 PM (GmDse)

38 Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 02:37 PM (GmDse)

God cannot be destoyed.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:42 PM (XkYcA)

39 It's news like this that makes me glad I work at a SANE (relatively speaking) STEM institution in a small town in the midwest.

Right now it's DEAD QUIET because only graduate students doing research are on campus. Half the faculty (or more) have skedaddled off on vacation or research projects elsewhere in the world.

Just us lowly staff peons keeping the place running. Oh, and we're not paid through sketchy endowment shenanigans, either. We get paid based off tuition and fees like normal schools.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)

40 >> Given that Fauci murdered millions, Mayorkas is importing the means to change elections from now on, Biden is putting his political rival through a show trial, and Pelosi orchestrated a coup, I'm not bothered by MTG making fun of fake lashes. She could shank a bitch in the well of the Senate and it would be less of an offense to "our democracy."

A gay Congressional staffer filmed himself taking it in the dirt chute in a Congressional hearing room and the left was silent. Somebody else can tsk tsk MTG, I'm saying my disgust for depraved filth on the left.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (LkLld)

41 What's a terrible Notre Dame football coach got to do with this?
-----
Knute thing.
Posted by: andycanuck


What ara you trying to hide?

Posted by: Sen. Charles Sumner at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (v6JzV)

42 I'd of contributed to the re-election campaign of any Congressman who had sat back and said, "Go fix me a sammich!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (W/lyH)

43 Clear out these stupid encampments with flame throwers.

Posted by: From the sidewalk to the tree, Princeton quad will be free! at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (Wc83a)

44 I bet all the girl congress peoples were on the rag at the same time.

That "herd thing."
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 17, 2024 02:40 PM (Q4IgG)
------
There's that "Big Bang Theory" episode where Amy Farrah Fowler tells Penny and Bernadette that she hopes their periods have synchronized, while the other two gals look completely weirded out.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (Be/+i)

45 Gurl bosses gurl bossing each other. It is all so tiresome. Of course in the good ol' days, congresscritters use to actually throw punches. That would be fun to watch. Instead we get clown world bitchez catfighting

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (A2E7p)

46 >>> David DePape sentenced to 30 years in prison for S.F. hammer attack on Paul Pelosi


Totally WORTH IT! (gay fingersnap!)

Posted by: David DePape at May 17, 2024 02:44 PM (KRtlO)

47 Global Studies = wankery

Posted by: mr tmz at May 17, 2024 02:44 PM (rJ48h)

48 >>Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
@AOC.

And to the women of Pennsylvania: I'd stand up for you too."

You want to impress me? Go iron a shirt, trollop.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 02:44 PM (GmDse)

49 We need more shit like MTG just dropped on these leftist fucks. Antagonize and ridicule them. This faggoty prim and proper shit hasn't gotten us anywhere. But naw, we'll fanboy out for the next stuffed fucking shirt Republican governor that delivers conservatively in his state then does a 180(every fucking time) on the national stage.
Good for MTG representing white trash middle Americans that are tired of pussy ass Republicans that have fucked us at every turn. I would have told AOC to shut her whore mouth then watch my approval ratings go through the roof because this is what people want as evidenced by the peoples embrace of Trump.

"OMG we can't become like the left!!!"

......no, we need to be worse.

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 02:44 PM (IlL6s)

50 God cannot be destoyed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


But faith in God can. I think that's what Truthbomb was trying to say.

The left wants to destroy faith in God and replace it with faith in the state.

Posted by: Sen. Charles Sumner at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)

51 That's the O.C.

Don't call it that.

Posted by: Michael Bluth at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (OguvZ)

52 "God cannot be destoyed.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:42 PM (XkYcA)"

No He cannot. But they spend all their time thinking they can. They're only hiding from themselves and their sin.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (GmDse)

53 Hunger Strike Relay

I always thought being on the 2nd leg of javelin relay might be dangerous

Posted by: SMOD at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (RHGPo)

54 45 Gurl bosses gurl bossing each other. It is all so tiresome. Of course in the good ol' days, congresscritters use to actually throw punches. That would be fun to watch. Instead we get clown world bitchez catfighting
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD


or do the Jason Bourne thing and roll up some of those worthless documents they all have and start the face and neck jabs.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (aFNOf)

55 I, for one, actually look forward to the next season of The Real Housewives of Congress!

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 02:46 PM (K+UlC)

56 osted by: Sen. Charles Sumner at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)

Yes; I understand that, but it's not actually what he said.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:46 PM (XkYcA)

57 This girlbossing will get out of control...and we'll be lucky to live through it.

Posted by: The Charismatic Ghost of Fred Thompson at May 17, 2024 02:46 PM (KRtlO)

58 OMG, that Bee headline. Dang!

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 17, 2024 02:46 PM (xPJvm)

59 Just us lowly staff peons keeping the place running. Oh, and we're not paid through sketchy endowment shenanigans, either. We get paid based off tuition and fees like normal schools.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)


You're not an actual Perfessor? I'm disillusioned!

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (g0Y4p)

60 Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

tinyurl.com/449yb46a

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (NpAcC)

61 Oops! Off, victim of Preston Brooks' cane sock!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (v6JzV)

62 You're not an actual Perfessor? I'm disillusioned!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (g0Y4p)
-----------
He's not actually a squirrel, either.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (Be/+i)

63 Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 02:44 PM (IlL6s)

My man …

It’s been a while since things went awry for you.

How are things these days? Any improvements ?

Posted by: browndog at his end at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (TTAGa)

64 Good for MTG representing white trash middle Americans that are tired of pussy ass Republicans that have fucked us at every turn.
Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 02:44 PM (IlL6s)

She's a national treasure.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 02:48 PM (1dKRj)

65 He's not actually a squirrel, either.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea


Not even a pimp squirrel?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:48 PM (v6JzV)

66 Posted by: Sen. Charles Sumner at May 17, 2024 02:45 PM (v6JzV)


You're still talking too much, mofo!!

Posted by: The Hon. Preston Brooks at May 17, 2024 02:48 PM (g0Y4p)

67 13 Given that Fauci murdered millions, Mayorkas is importing the means to change elections from now on, Biden is putting his political rival through a show trial, and Pelosi orchestrated a coup, I'm not bothered by MTG making fun of fake lashes. She could shank a bitch in the well of the Senate and it would be less of an offense to "our democracy."
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:35 PM (Odg76)

Given that the Senate had near duels and shootouts, I’m game.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 17, 2024 02:48 PM (84PaW)

68 Yes; I understand that, but it's not actually what he said.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


He was speaking figuratively.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (v6JzV)

69 That is some great, great snark by Fetterman…. quickly becoming my most entertaining Democrat…

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (PCK5/)

70 Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

tinyurl.com/449yb46a
Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (NpAcC)



8 f*cking years later.........

It must be nice to live in another world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (Zz0t1)

71 I was a non-participant-observer in that one college trash-can-everclear-punch bash that got the cops called when I was sliding down the apartment roof on a giant inflatable party-gator.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (Y6IkP)

72 Just us lowly staff peons keeping the place running. Oh, and we're not paid through sketchy endowment shenanigans, either. We get paid based off tuition and fees like normal schools.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 02:43 PM (7fElN)

You're not an actual Perfessor? I'm disillusioned!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (g0Y4p)

next you're going to tell us you're not a real dr.

and then i won't know what to believe.

is everyone's name a fake?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (UCRjB)

73 69 That is some great, great snark by Fetterman…. quickly becoming my most entertaining Democrat…


whew Redditors HATE the guy

so he's doing something right!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:50 PM (s3qiR)

74 That is some great, great snark by Fetterman…. quickly becoming my most entertaining Democrat…
Posted by: tubal


As Wikipedia would put it:

Preceded by: James Trafficant

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:50 PM (v6JzV)

75 > Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

Soooo, this is from ~eight years ago. Why is it just now coming out?

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:50 PM (Odg76)

76 I saw Bitch Shanking in the Well open for...

Nah, nevermind.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 02:50 PM (w6EFb)

77 osted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (v6JzV)

Yes; I understood that.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:50 PM (XkYcA)

78 And to the women of Pennsylvania: I'd stand up for you too"

oh god, please don't

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (s3qiR)

79 All conservative women should want to repeal the 19th.

It is better to get your way, than to vote and occasionally get your way.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (cf/0E)

80 eek!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (s3qiR)

81 gotta love the shtrong Jersey accent of Princeton campus security!

AFA the protesters are concerned, let's face it, Princeton hasn't delivered the world any badasses since like 1842

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (dCxaZ)

82 Bitch eyelashes - Bitch butch body

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (lCWOD)

83 In a few years these crazy protesters are going to be elected to Congress .

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (NpAcC)

84 That is some great, great snark by Fetterman…. quickly becoming my most entertaining Democrat…
Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (PCK5/)


Years from now, we will be talking about how we need more John Fetterman Democrats in Congress again; and those of us who can remember 2022 will have a moment of deep inner confusion.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (g0Y4p)

85 Hey Fen? I wanted to let you know how much I appreciate you.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (p4NUW)

86 I'm not a fan of MTG, and a lack of decorum. But it's about time a Republican showed they have some balls and understand the people.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (DhyYx)

87 You're not an actual Perfessor? I'm disillusioned!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (g0Y4p)

Boris and Natasha called - he ain't nothin' without da moose...

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (K+UlC)

88 79 All conservative women should want to repeal the 19th.


thousand percent please make it so

altho if we have to stop voting but illegals still can? that seems unfair

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (s3qiR)

89 Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

... I always figured that being beaten in my hotel hallway was preferable to being hit on my body.

Posted by: SMOD at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (RHGPo)

90 AFA the protesters are concerned, let's face it, Princeton hasn't delivered the world any badasses since like 1842
Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (dCxaZ)
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Princeton is for pretty boys, and drunkards go to Penn

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (Be/+i)

91 and I love the term: "girl congressmen"

Babylon Bee, consider it stolen.

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (dCxaZ)

92 is everyone's name a fake?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (UCRjB)

I really am an okravangelist. Diogenes can confirm.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (w6EFb)

93 Have they set up a Jello Pit yet for hashing out their issues?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (slLaE)

94 You're not an actual Perfessor? I'm disillusioned!
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (g0Y4p)
---
I'm an adjunct professor in the fall (freshman composition).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

95 is everyone's name a fake?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (UCRjB)

---------------------

OK, I'm not a real Duke.

I'M THE AYATOLLA OF ROCK AND ROLLA!!!

Posted by: Scottie Ludacris Scheffler at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (2UnvF)

96 Princeton hasn't delivered the world any badasses since like 1842
Posted by: kallisto

1758. Jonathan Edwards

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (v6JzV)

97 So, what University came out the worst in all this? I think Columbia, but which was the school that had these hateful people do about $100,000 worth of damage to their library? Anyone recall?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (XkYcA)

98 Princeton is for pretty boys, and drunkards go to Penn


yes and proudly

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (s3qiR)

99 Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

tinyurl.com/449yb46a
Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (NpAcC)
_____

Wow. He's toast. And unlike the Ray Rice video, there's nothing that suggests she started it. To the contrary, he sucker-punches her from behind. He's toast.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

100 8. Sponge. But, but , but AOC wore out a pair of shoes campaigning through her district in her first run. How stunning, how brave!

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (2NHgQ)

101 69 That is some great, great snark by Fetterman…. quickly becoming my most entertaining Democrat…

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (PCK5/)

Amazing that the guy who sits in the Senate dressed like a manically depressed weekend dad that is six months behind on his alimony has the moral high ground here.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (KbCG3)

102 next you're going to tell us you're not a real dr.

and then i won't know what to believe.

is everyone's name a fake?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024 02:49 PM (UCRjB)


I'm a real doctor, sure enough; got my Ph.D. diploma and everything.

As an academic, I never lie, except when I find it politically useful.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (g0Y4p)

103 Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (p4NUW)

Thanks; That's very kind of you, and I appreciate your energy and desire to help people through exercise and your lively, thoughtful comments

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (XkYcA)

104 Sponge. But, but , but AOC wore out a pair of shoes campaigning through her district in her first run. How stunning, how brave!
Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (2NHgQ)



Uh huh........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (Zz0t1)

105 97 So, what University came out the worst in all this? I think Columbia, but which was the school that had these hateful people do about $100,000 worth of damage to their library? Anyone recall?


it was in cali I think?

yes Columbia seems to be the worst, Rutgers close. Rutgers started out crappier tho.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (s3qiR)

106 So, what University came out the worst in all this? I think Columbia, but which was the school that had these hateful people do about $100,000 worth of damage to their library? Anyone recall?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (XkYcA)
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At PSU they stole a lot of rare books.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (Be/+i)

107 With apologies to Fen for my language ( okay, I don’t “ need” to do that, but Fen is a good normative restrainer on my more base behavior)… Congress is nothing more than a scurrilous SHITshow anymore, and its’ members seem to try and outdo each other by being assholes…

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (PCK5/)

108 Dang

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (2UnvF)

109 @63 browndog-still in a holding pattern. Blood tests have shown kidney and liver function have improved a little. Have an appointment with cardiologist next week. So yeah, much to the chagrin of a few here I'm not dead yet. Thanks for asking though, hopefully all is well for you.

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (IlL6s)

110 Portland St. had the library damage.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (2QA3G)

111 Damn Miley, I was trying to come up with something for Shanking Bjtches.
Oh well.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (W/lyH)

112 I would have paid good money to see a hair pulling, clothes tearing bitch fight on the floor of the House.

Maybe some of the guys could install a kiddie pool full of jello at the next intermission.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (AsRFI)

113 It was set off when Comer refused to strike Greene's comments at the behest of AOC. Until we can get most of the Repugs out of office, *this* is the normal decorum. They've corrupted everything else, they're now soiling the seat they sit in.

If only the Democratic Party had even more Ms. Crocketts and Ms. Ocasio-Cortezs, this country could be what is should have been before Ronald Reagan stole the election.

MTG is the epitome of a trailer park trashy bimbo.

I'm really starting to wonder if we'll see another "caning" episode in the near future--or the modern equivalent of it (whatever that would be!). Anyone remember the bit about "dueling" on the Chris Matthews show years ago (Zell Miller, as I recall)?

Fetterman really pissed AOC off with his Jerry Springer Show jab lol

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (JCZqz)

114 Penn State has books?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (s3qiR)

115 Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

Soooo, this is from ~eight years ago. Why is it just now coming out?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 02:50 PM (Odg76)
__________

I think she recently sued him. His moment has passed, like Fat Harvey before him, and is no longer protected. I think we'll see more like this.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (iFTx/)

116 88 79 All conservative women should want to repeal the 19th.


thousand percent please make it so

altho if we have to stop voting but illegals still can? that seems unfair

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:51 PM (s3qiR)

We can identify as men to vote. Right?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (w6EFb)

117 >Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

All of these big dick deviants are catching hell in 2024.

Posted by: katt williams at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (rJ48h)

118 But the faculty members left before getting arrested and at least one later called herself a “non-participant observer”:

There are two people holding up a Pali flag at the end of this clip. The idiots start up with their imbecilic chant (the people united...).

The guy on the left is so enthralled he takes out his cell phone and answers a call. It's rare to see such dedication.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (CsUN+)

119 I had a great lunch even though I ordered from the wrong restaurant. I wanted a Poke Bowl, so I picked the vendor called Poke Bowl from the DoorDash app.

then when I saw the map after I ordered, I was puzzled because the place I ordered from was in DE.
Then I realized the place I'd meant to order from was Poke BROS. not Poke Bowl, but that's Ok because the shrimp tempura poke bowl was all that

I ate half and saved the rest for tomorrow

giddy up

Posted by: kallisto at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (dCxaZ)

120 is everyone's name a fake?

Fenelon really did speak, but I'm not really a 17th century French Cardinal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (XkYcA)

121 I'm a real doctor, sure enough; got my Ph.D. diploma and everything.

As an academic, I never lie, except when I find it politically useful.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (g0Y4p)
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Everyone knows only Ed.D.s are real doctors...

Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (7fElN)

122 Hobo sausage,
Brats, and
Bologna
Is how I got my name.

Maybe a few frat boys who passed out behind the bar may be blended in there too.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (slLaE)

123 Princeton is for pretty boys, and drunkards go to Penn
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (Be/+i)

Real men go to Dartmouth …

My girlfriend back in the day, was in the 1st class of women admitted to that august institution.

Posted by: browndog has a soft spot for the Dartmouth Indians at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (TTAGa)

124 92 is everyone's name a fake?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 17, 2024

Mine is a nick name bestowed upon me by someone I admire greatly and it ended up being the name of my consulting firm.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 02:56 PM (p4NUW)

125 I'm a real doctor, sure enough; got my Ph.D. diploma and everything.

As an academic, I never lie, except when I find it politically useful.
Posted by: Dr. T


My brother has his Ph.D. in history. The only time he refers to himself as "Doctor" is when he has to go to a medical facility. Figures the staff will assume he's an MD and automatically give him better treatment.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:56 PM (v6JzV)

126 I'm an adjunct professor in the fall (freshman composition).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

At WhatSaMatta U., I'm guessing...

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 02:56 PM (K+UlC)

127 Before the 27 June Debate each candidate should take a Urinalysis before the debate begins. How about it Biden ?

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 17, 2024 02:56 PM (Qfk4E)

128 99 Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released

tinyurl.com/449yb46a
Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:47 PM (NpAcC)
_____

Wow. He's toast. And unlike the Ray Rice video, there's nothing that suggests she started it. To the contrary, he sucker-punches her from behind. He's toast.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

The worst part is that if you read his lips, you can see that he says, "This is MAGA country!"

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (KbCG3)

129 Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (PCK5/)

It's not everyone who can use the word "scurrilous"> thanks.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (XkYcA)

130 Everyone knows only Ed.D.s are real doctors...
Posted by: DOCTOR Jill Biden at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (7fElN)

Preach it sister …

Posted by: Bill Cosby at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (TTAGa)

131 Wow. He's toast. And unlike the Ray Rice video, there's nothing that suggests she started it. To the contrary, he sucker-punches her from behind. He's toast.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)
******
Yep. This is bad. His career is over.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (NpAcC)

132 Ike Beats Tina To Death

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (ZdexC)

133 Spongs hope this works since I'm day drinking.
AOC shoes
https://tinyurl.com/yc55x6n7

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (2NHgQ)

134 More insults toward the Dems.

Fuck 'em.

They can call us racists, Nazis, and every other slur in the book

But point out hey, bitch is wearing fake lashes and all hell breaks loose?

Cry moor.

I'm tired of this contrived, phoney deception that they deserve any respect or accommodation of decorum.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (WNtmq)

135 Princeton is for pretty boys, and drunkards go to Penn

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (Be/+i)

They used to go to Dartmouth.

How low we have fallen.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (w6EFb)

136 next you're going to tell us you're not a real dr.

and then i won't know what to believe.

is everyone's name a fake?
Posted by: SturmToddler


Doctor! This lady has been stabbed! Help!

*it was at this point I had to tell everyone that I wasn't a medical doctor, but a doctor of taste.
Posted by: Dr. Pepper

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (x/Qcs)

137 101 69 That is some great, great snark by Fetterman…. quickly becoming my most entertaining Democrat…

Posted by: tubal

Fetterman is looking to take the place of Jim Traficant.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (AsRFI)

138 Babylon Bee says what everyone was thinking.

-

HAHAHA

We were literally discussing this very problem in JJs thread this morning.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (PmutJ)

139 Give that woman a throat lozenge.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 02:41 PM (63Dwl)


I'm surprised she didn't catch a tranquilizing dart in the neck.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (/HDaX)

140
The worst part is that if you read his lips, you can see that he says, "This is MAGA country!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (KbCG3)



Where's the bucket of bleach?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (Zz0t1)

141 109 @63 browndog-still in a holding pattern. Blood tests have shown kidney and liver function have improved a little. Have an appointment with cardiologist next week. So yeah, much to the chagrin of a few here I'm not dead yet. Thanks for asking though, hopefully all is well for you.

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (IlL6s)

You still being a maniac and lifting???

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 02:58 PM (KbCG3)

142 Wow. He's toast. And unlike the Ray Rice video, there's nothing that suggests she started it. To the contrary, he sucker-punches her from behind. He's toast.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)

Hey Diddy diddle with Cassie in the middle, you swing like you just don't care

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 02:58 PM (NtVYv)

143 >> this country could be what is should have been before Ronald Reagan stole the election.


wut?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 17, 2024 02:58 PM (LkLld)

144 More insults toward the Dems.

Fuck 'em.

They can call us racists, Nazis, and every other slur in the book

But point out hey, bitch is wearing fake lashes and all hell breaks loose?


I know caterpillars who are jealous.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 02:58 PM (x/Qcs)

145 My brother has his Ph.D. in history. The only time he refers to himself as "Doctor" is when he has to go to a medical facility. Figures the staff will assume he's an MD and automatically give him better treatment.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:56 PM (v6JzV)
---
Hmmm. Don't doctors (MDs) have a bit of a reputation for being difficult patients?

I bet he's "on a list." Ask Elaine Benes from Seinfeld how that worked out.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 02:59 PM (7fElN)

146 I'm sorry, I am not really a late 10th-early 11th century Byzantine Emperor who blinded the army of the Bulgarian army after defeating it in battle.

I know you're all disappointed.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

147 Thanks for asking though, hopefully all is well for you.
Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 02:54 PM (IlL6s)

👊

Posted by: browndog sniffing about at May 17, 2024 02:59 PM (TTAGa)

148 I'm just...obvious.

*hangs head*

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 02:59 PM (Be/+i)

149 Anyone seen Left Coast Dawg lately?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:00 PM (Zz0t1)

150 So which of the women were behaving outside of norms?

Go

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 17, 2024 03:00 PM (PmutJ)

151 I really don't own a red heifer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 03:00 PM (2QA3G)

152 May 17th, will go down in history as the day MTG dragged her hairy balls across Jasmine Crockett's nose. 🫡

Posted by: 21 gun salute at May 17, 2024 03:00 PM (pwLJ0)

153 114 Penn State has books?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (s3qiR)

"Football Uber Alles: How to Rape Little Boys and Get Away With It"

Posted by: From Sandusky and multiple contributing authors at May 17, 2024 03:01 PM (Wc83a)

154 Wow. He's toast. And unlike the Ray Rice video, there's nothing that suggests she started it. To the contrary, he sucker-punches her from behind. He's toast.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)


I'd like to think this is true, but in the age of Fani Willis and George Floyd, I don't.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 03:01 PM (CsUN+)

155 "hot congressional mess"

Even with decorum, they wouldn't be accomplishing anything useful anyway. Give them props for forgoing physical combat, like in some other countries' parliaments.

Posted by: gp Can't Even at May 17, 2024 03:01 PM (MvF+J)

156 The ghettofication of America continues.

Posted by: Montec at May 17, 2024 03:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

157 132 Ike Beats Tina To Death
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (ZdexC)

Glad that didn't happen!

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 03:01 PM (hyRRf)

158 No, I don't want to take away the right to vote from women. That said thre should be a test before you are given that right.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (2NHgQ)

159 151 I really don't own a red heifer.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 03:00 PM (2QA3G)

I'm a scrutinizer...but not centrally.

Apologies.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (KbCG3)

160 I'm sorry, I am not really a late 10th-early 11th century Byzantine Emperor who blinded the army of the Bulgarian army after defeating it in battle.

I know you're all disappointed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)

I thought it was a made up word or a sci-fi reference.

Posted by: Robert at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (qlTuL)

161 I'm an adjunct professor in the fall (freshman composition).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 02:52 PM (7fElN)

At WhatSaMatta U., I'm guessing...
Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 02:56 PM (K+UlC)
***

I'm an adjunct as well for the business school at.the local University but since I explained that we were studying business in order to create Profit, they haven't scheduled a class for me.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (W/lyH)

162 .... this country could be what is should have been before Ronald Reagan stole the election.

------------

Reagan stole two election landslides with 44 and 49 states, respectively. Uh, huh ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (5/CA+)

163 I'm just glad we pay these clowns $170K per year, and they outsource all of their decisions except when it comes to giving my money to other corrupt countries, and calling each other names.

We are headed for national bankruptcy, which will engulf the entire planet, and this is what we have for 'leadership'.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (lTGtQ)

164 I don't stop pregnancy or wash cars.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (Zz0t1)

165 heh

@TheBabylonBee
·
2m
Congressman Build Special Soundproof Girl Congress Next Door So The Men Can Get Some Work Done https://buff.ly/3wDpFIg

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2024 03:03 PM (IG4Id)

166 Say what you will about Diddy, he's no white supremacist who believes in romance.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 03:03 PM (L/fGl)

167 @141 The Central Scrutinizer-yes, still lifting. Leg Day this Monday just about killed me though. Still walking around like I got beat and ass raped. Been putting in mileage cycling too. I just keep nitro pills on me in case I start to vapor lock. The headaches that shit gives though you makes you contemplate just succumbing to death.

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 03:03 PM (IlL6s)

168 If only the Democratic Party had even more Ms. Crocketts and Ms. Ocasio-Cortezs, this country could be what is should have been before Ronald Reagan stole the election

So I am clear, a stupid comment about fake eyelashes is really awful sparking AOC to note no one should comment about physical appearance, and is racist and misogynistic, but someone else noting a person has a “butch body” and badly bleached hair is peachy? This does not equate to homophobic behavior?

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:03 PM (p4NUW)

169 I'm not actually that good.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (Odg76)

170 Ike Beats Tina To Death
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (ZdexC)


I read that but in my head I was hearing it in Howard Cosell's voice.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (W/lyH)

171 C-C-C-Catfight!

Posted by: Cosmo Kramer at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (SYTee)

172 166 Say what you will about Diddy, he's no white supremacist who believes in romance.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks,

Snort

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (p4NUW)

173 Just been exposed to an interview with Ivan Rankin, ex-Green Beret Lt.Colonel now lawyer Ivan Rankin. It is the most shocking and serious interview, in current times, ever. This is one serious person.

Never heard of him before, he's AoSHQ on steroids, and am not able to link to the interview. I'm still looking.

Here's his bio: https://ivanraiklin.substack.com/about
Here's a Rumble link: https://rumble.com/IvanRaiklin

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (lCWOD)

174 I am not Irish, nor am I a pug.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (xPJvm)

175
So I am clear, a stupid comment about fake eyelashes is really awful sparking AOC to note no one should comment about physical appearance, and is racist and misogynistic, but someone else noting a person has a “butch body” and badly bleached hair is peachy? This does not equate to homophobic behavior?
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:03 PM (p4NUW)



They're on the correct side for that, silly.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

176 I didn't watch all of the congress clip but to whom was AOC speaking when she started that baby girl shit?

If it had been me? Yeh, she would be needing new teeth. Mayhem don't play that shit.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (4XwPj)

177 but when you've got a gun to the taxpayers' head, forcing them to fund your revolution.
----------

Wait isn't that the entire point of the revolution???

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (7es2c)

178 I'm an adjunct as well for the business school at.the local University but since I explained that we were studying business in order to create Profit, they haven't scheduled a class for me.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (W/lyH)
---
Next time say the students are there to maximize ESG rating. They'll snap you back up!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (7fElN)

179 165 heh

@TheBabylonBee
·
2m
Congressman Build Special Soundproof Girl Congress Next Door So The Men Can Get Some Work Done https://buff.ly/3wDpFIg
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2024 03:03 PM (IG4Id)

Omigoodness, that's funny.

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (hyRRf)

180 A modest proposal: to vote you should have to show a draft card.

That would deal with any number of problems.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

181 It's not everyone who can use the word "scurrilous"> thanks.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (XkYcA)

Once at an acquisition meeting in the waste industry, one of owners being acquired called the buyer a "skullduggeries rat bastard" to his face - that head guy for the acquirer turned to him and said "Okay, Mistah Phi Beta Capo..."

I still laugh about that with some of the guys who were with me on that acquisition team...

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (K+UlC)

182 I thought it was a made up word or a sci-fi reference.
Posted by: Robert

Basil II, nicknamed "Bulgaroctonus" ("Bulgar-Slayer"), Byzantine Emperor, 976-1025

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (v6JzV)

183 These are leftwing indoctrination camps -- the public should not be funding these pits of ignorance and hatred.
-----


Is it me or weren't they just arguing for College For All which means we pay for EVERYONE to go to these

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (7es2c)

184 Wow. He's toast. And unlike the Ray Rice video, there's nothing that suggests she started it. To the contrary, he sucker-punches her from behind. He's toast.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 02:53 PM (iFTx/)


I'd like to think this is true, but in the age of Fani Willis and George Floyd, I don't.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 03:01 PM (CsUN+)
______

He might have been able to survive this if it were still 2016 (when this happened) when he was on top of the world. A lot of apologies, a ring from the Kobe Bryant Apology Collection, and promises to get professional help. That probably would have worked then. But no more. The knives are out for him. Same thing happened to Fat Harvey.

Cassie even remained married to him for two more years after he beat her this badly. Even she let him get away with it then.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

185 167 @141 The Central Scrutinizer-yes, still lifting. Leg Day this Monday just about killed me though. Still walking around like I got beat and ass raped. Been putting in mileage cycling too. I just keep nitro pills on me in case I start to vapor lock. The headaches that shit gives though you makes you contemplate just succumbing to death.

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 03:03 PM (IlL6s)

Hey, no pain, no gain, right?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (KbCG3)

186 >>>I explained that we were studying business in order to create Profit, ....
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (W/lyH)
--------------

Profit, what an utterly disgusting word.
_your commie overlord

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (lCWOD)

187 I know you're all disappointed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 02:59 PM (v6JzV)


say it ain't so, Basil!

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (D7oie)

188 I don't stop pregnancy or wash cars.
Posted by: Sponge


But you do freeload off other people, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)

189 Wow, after that little display, I'll never be able to think of The Mod Squad in the same way.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (zrlpu)

190 I'm an adjunct as well for the business school at.the local University but since I explained that we were studying business in order to create Profit, they haven't scheduled a class for me.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:02 PM (W/lyH)

-------------

Any Rand was a prophet.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (5/CA+)

191 The weekend is here, the Weekend is Here!

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

192
Cassie even remained married to him for two more years after he beat her this badly. Even she let him get away with it then.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)




It's hard to feel sorry for the golddigger that takes the asswhippins for the gold.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)

193 I think it's probably bad that that video of the beating was publicized, and I hope it doesn't hurt her all over again. But that said, people knew.

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 03:08 PM (hyRRf)

194 173 Just been exposed to an interview with Ivan Rankin, ex-Green Beret Lt.Colonel now lawyer Ivan Rankin. It is the most shocking and serious interview, in current times, ever. This is one serious person.

Never heard of him before, he's AoSHQ on steroids, and am not able to link to the interview. I'm still looking.

Here's his bio: https://ivanraiklin.substack.com/about
Here's a Rumble link: https://rumble.com/IvanRaiklin
Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (lCWOD)

I have my doubts he's alcoholic enough to be part of the Horde.

Posted by: XTC at May 17, 2024 03:08 PM (UnA8+)

195 Ugh they're not gonna get rid of my puff daddy cologne are they. Fuck

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:08 PM (7es2c)

196 But you do freeload off other people, right?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)



Not on purpose. But if you offer, I'm all over that like stink on shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

197 I read that but in my head I was hearing it in Howard Cosell's voice.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:04 PM (W/lyH)

Down goes Tina … DOWN GOES TINA …

Posted by: browndog sniffing about at May 17, 2024 03:08 PM (TTAGa)

198 It's all the Marxists, screw them.
Let them fight each other

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 03:08 PM (fwDg9)

199 Wow, after that little display, I'll never be able to think of The Mod Squad in the same way.
Posted by: Erik In Texas


Mmmm... Peggy Lipton

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:09 PM (v6JzV)

200 MTG is in my personal Top 5 favorite congresscritters.

Just sayin'.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:09 PM (dGCAG)

201 What a world, what a world… on this mornings Morning Report the infamous “ Sid” wished JJ good health/recovery from his health conditions..

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:09 PM (PCK5/)

202 So a white man can murder a black pedestrian with his car early in the morning and go finish a round of golf in time for supper. If Tiger Woods had been the driver and not Scottie Schickelgruber, that white cop would have shot all of his bullets into him. Just another day in Trumpamerica.

Posted by: Lefty McLefterson, Informed Commenter at May 17, 2024 03:09 PM (wzAuc)

203 wow, that method of "stacking" the Space-X rocket is a whole lot more convenient that trundling it out on a Meillerwagen

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:09 PM (D7oie)

204 but when you've got a gun to the taxpayers' head, forcing them to fund your revolution.
----------

Wait isn't that the entire point of the revolution???
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (7es2c)

Don't forget the Brits were into gun confiscation. This helped to kickoff things History will rhyme again.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 17, 2024 03:10 PM (A2E7p)

205 188 I don't stop pregnancy or wash cars.
Posted by: Sponge


But you do freeload off other people, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (v6JzV)

Filter feeds on plankton.

Posted by: And highly absorbent at May 17, 2024 03:10 PM (Wc83a)

206 > Basil II, nicknamed "Bulgaroctonus" ("Bulgar-Slayer"), Byzantine Emperor, 976-1025

Basil! Basil! BASIL? BASIL!!

Posted by: Sybil Fawlty at May 17, 2024 03:10 PM (Odg76)

207 Pulling in from a previous thread, just because I want to:

Scott Adams had this line in one of his books, something to the effect of "Everybody is an idiot once in a while."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 12:04 PM (v6JzV)

Scott Adams, substantially more often than most.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:10 PM (dGCAG)

208 @185 The Central Scrutinizer-as long as it's the good kind of pain!

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)

209 Cassie even remained married to him for two more years after he beat her this badly. Even she let him get away with it then.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)



It's hard to feel sorry for the golddigger that takes the asswhippins for the gold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)
______

They were together for 10 years and she claims he beat and raped (!) her the entire time. That video shows he was clearly abusive. But I agree with you. She was with this guy for 10 years! She clearly made the calculation that all the benefits that came with being married to a stinking rich celebrity outweighed the abuse. Sadly, a lot of women make that same decision.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 17, 2024 03:10 PM (iFTx/)

210 Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (K+UlC)

LOL. That's great! My son has large vocabulary. You may know that. At one point on a phone call to him at the school I asked him if he had been studying at the library . He said, "I had no exigency to go to the library." I didn't laugh, but it helped me remember that and do so when he forget his wallet and we had to drive 30 minutes back home to get it.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (XkYcA)

211 180 A modest proposal: to vote you should have to show a draft card.

That would deal with any number of problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 17, 2024 03:05 PM (YqDXo)

Credit, where credit is due please …

Posted by: zombie Robert Heinlein at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (TTAGa)

212 But you do freeload off other people, right?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


I know you're just trying to be funny, but if you actually knew this person, he's the
Farthest thing from
That as you can imagine.

You're awesome, sponge. I need my hugs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (qFEQT)

213 Towering Barron Trump walks tall at high school graduation as proud parents Donald and Melania look on

tinyurl.com/ymuea7dp

Posted by: redridinghood at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (NpAcC)

214 My girlfriend back in the day, was in the 1st class of women admitted to that august institution.

Posted by: browndog has a soft spot for the Dartmouth Indians at May 17, 2024 02:55 PM (TTAGa)

Second year here, and I can testify that it was a shitshow.

Not like we have today, of course.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (w6EFb)

215 MTG is in my personal Top 5 favorite congresscritters.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: BurtTC


I hope one of those squad bints tries to square up with her. It would be hilarious.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (IG4Id)

216 116 We can identify as men to vote. Right?

as long as you register for the draft.

Posted by: anachronda at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (v3pYe)

217 191 The weekend is here, the Weekend is Here!
Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (fwDg9)

Not yet! We have a 4P class yet to teach. Don your leggings and get ready, team!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (p4NUW)

218 Fatty upset by the texts of the man trapped next to her on the plane.

http://tiny.cc/tq85yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (Odg76)

219 Basil II, nicknamed "Bulgaroctonus" ("Bulgar-Slayer"), Byzantine Emperor, 976-1025

there were a lot of pretty "metal" Byzantine emperors. you kind of had to be tough with muslims that want you dead next door for centuries while everyone in your own palace plots against you

Posted by: brak at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (AR07F)

220 I do like M T-G, beats the Marxist I have for Congress

Posted by: Skip at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (fwDg9)

221 Wow, after that little display, I'll never be able to think of The Mod Squad in the same way.

Posted by: Erik In Texas at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (zrlpu)

--------------

#Woke reboot starring Caitlyn Jenner as Pete, Rachel Dalezal as Linc, and Dylan Mulvaney as Julie.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (5/CA+)

222 I wish someone would dig up the tapes of Howard Stern repeatedly bitching about the black people who beat him up on the way to school.

I have the tapes myself I just don't feel like searching.

How that motherfucker has avoided cancelation is a true testament to what lying disingenuous pieces of shit Democrats are.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (7es2c)

223 Basil II, nicknamed "Bulgaroctonus" ("Bulgar-Slayer"), Byzantine Emperor, 976-1025




I read this as Burger Slayer and figured you were a master at the Burger Time video game.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

224 The comments about people's handles are very funny. Thx for the comic relief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (XkYcA)

225 208 @185 The Central Scrutinizer-as long as it's the good kind of pain!

Posted by: JROD at May 17, 2024 03:10 PM (IlL6s)

I'm holding out hope that what I feel in my lower back, knees, elbows and right shoulder are the good kind of pain.

But I have a sneaking suspicion...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 03:13 PM (KbCG3)

226 I know you're just trying to be funny, but if you actually knew this person, he's the
Farthest thing from
That as you can imagine.

You're awesome, sponge. I need my hugs.
Posted by: nurse ratched

Yes, it was a joke. No offense meant to Sponge.

And I would like to meet both you and him in person, someday, Nurse.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:13 PM (v6JzV)

227 Sadly, a lot of women make that same decision.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May

And sometimes it’s safer to stay. Sadly.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:13 PM (p4NUW)

228 Ike Beats Tina To Death
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (ZdexC)

Glad that didn't happen!
Posted by: m
======

https://tinyurl.com/nyfn9tzn

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:13 PM (ZdexC)

229 I would have paid good money to see a hair pulling, clothes tearing bitch fight on the floor of the House.
......

Maybe a few flying metal chairs?

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

230 I'm not really Polish, nor do I play whiffle ball

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (MsrgL)

231 224 The comments about people's handles are very funny. Thx for the comic relief.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (XkYcA)

Going to admit, I thought your name was a reference to some type of mechanical device attached to a wheel.

"How does this thing work again?"

"Ah, see, everything rotates around the FenelonSpoke."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (KbCG3)

232 Off to complete preparations for our first ACW reenactment of the season.

Lebanon OR. Drop by if you're in the area.

Ta!

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (Be/+i)

233 She took a kick to the ribs like a champ.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (2QA3G)

234 My name is more real than anyone could ever imagine

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (7es2c)

235 Also, Joe Mannix is a cop.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (v6JzV)

236 Towering Barron Trump walks tall at high school graduation as proud parents Donald and Melania look on

He's a good looking kid, and at times, very strongly resembles his Dad. I wish him well. It can't be easy for him in the fishbowl that is his family's life.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (CsUN+)

237 You're awesome, sponge. I need my hugs.

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (qFEQT)



Awwwww.

*hugs*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

238 And I would like to meet both you and him in person, someday, Nurse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Want a lobotomy?

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (qFEQT)

239 227 Sadly, a lot of women make that same decision.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May

And sometimes it’s safer to stay. Sadly.
Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:13 PM (p4NUW)

Now you see why I’m the center of attention these days. …

Posted by: The Bear at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (TTAGa)

240 David DePape sentenced to 30 years in prison for S.F. hammer attack on Paul Pelosi

--
Somehow that seems excessive compared to other sentencing for murder. etc.
BTW has that trial been in the news?

Posted by: Ciampino - TechTalk #08 at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (qfLjt)

241 That's terrible what happened to Paul Pelosi. Terrible.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (7es2c)

242 228 Ike Beats Tina To Death
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 02:57 PM (ZdexC)

Glad that didn't happen!
Posted by: m
======

https://tinyurl.com/nyfn9tzn
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 17, 2024 03:13 PM (ZdexC)

Thanks, andycanuck. If I'd ever seen that, I'd forgotten it.

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (hyRRf)

243 I didn't laugh, but it helped me remember that and do so when he forget his wallet and we had to drive 30 minutes back home to get it.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (XkYcA)

Ha! My wife calls it the "ten cent" word challenge when my daughter and I converse...she hates it!

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (K+UlC)

244 Probably already said: the whole point of doing these camps on college campuses was because administrators had given in to the notion that police make the snowflakes feel “unsafe.,” thus enabling them to stay longer than if they had occupied a city park.

Now blaming the Dean for doing the logical, SAFE thing is all according the the script.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (Hkcdp)

245 Bea Arthur really has a dick.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (2QA3G)

246 And I would like to meet both you and him in person, someday, Nurse.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
---
You could accomplish that goal by coming to the TX MoMe!

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (xQ/4D)

247 If you somehow missed the hot congressional mess, check out this video.



==

I am never clicking on vid links again.

Posted by: runner at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (V13WU)

248
Want a lobotomy?
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (qFEQT)



I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

249 229 I would have paid good money to see a hair pulling, clothes tearing bitch fight on the floor of the House.
......

Maybe a few flying metal chairs?
Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (v0R5T)

MTG could pull off Crockett's fake eyelashes without even having to cross the room.

Posted by: like palm fronds on roids at May 17, 2024 03:17 PM (Wc83a)

250 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (KbCG3)

Yes; It does sound like that. He was a spiritual advisor and
also wrote lots of letters and reflections on the church year.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:17 PM (XkYcA)

251 We have a 4P class yet to teach.
Posted by: Piper


Pizza, Pokemon, Pinochle, and Pancakes?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:18 PM (v6JzV)

252 MTG is in my personal Top 5 favorite congresscritters.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: BurtTC

I hope one of those squad bints tries to square up with her. It would be hilarious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (IG4Id)

I guarantee she's been in bar fights in her life.

And she's got guns on her. Might also be carrying a concealed weapon or two.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

253 241 That's terrible what happened to Paul Pelosi. Terrible.
Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (7es2c)

I’m surprised they couldn’t hammer out a compromise

Posted by: browndog shredding as the season changes at May 17, 2024 03:18 PM (TTAGa)

254 Now you see why I’m the center of attention these days. …
Posted by: The Bear at May 17, 2024 03:15 PM (TTAGa)

I'm sorry those women were so cruel to you. Taking the cubs, the cave, and making you pay salmimony.

Posted by: Grizzle grizzle! at May 17, 2024 03:19 PM (Wc83a)

255
Pizza, Pokemon, Pinochle, and Pancakes?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17,

Pancakes sound pretty good, actually!

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:19 PM (p4NUW)

256 252 MTG is in my personal Top 5 favorite congresscritters.

Just sayin'.
Posted by: BurtTC

I hope one of those squad bints tries to square up with her. It would be hilarious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (IG4Id)

I guarantee she's been in bar fights in her life.

And she's got guns on her. Might also be carrying a concealed weapon or two.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

She looks like she doesn't get riled up easily.

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 03:19 PM (hyRRf)

257 That's terrible what happened to Paul Pelosi. Terrible.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (7es2c)



That's the difference between having a lawyer on retainer and obtaining a public defender.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

258 Hey, remember seeing legislators in 3rd world countries breaking out in fistfights in the middle of a vote and thinking, dang, those poor citizens have clowns running their government!

Yeah, we’re the clown nation now - womp, womp!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 17, 2024 03:20 PM (Hkcdp)

259
Want a lobotomy?

Posted by: nurse ratched

No thank you, I still haven't recovered from the one the Army gave me when I got promoted to cw2 and accepted the commision.

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 17, 2024 03:20 PM (MsrgL)

260 You could accomplish that goal by coming to the TX MoMe!
Posted by: screaming in digital


I'd like to. My brother lives in Dallas during the school year (he teaches there), so I could stay with him.

Hopefully, I'll be employed by October, and so can afford to travel from NoVa.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:21 PM (v6JzV)

261 This meme is top form, pip pip.

http://tiny.cc/mr85yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 03:21 PM (Odg76)

262 250 Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 17, 2024 03:14 PM (KbCG3)

Yes; It does sound like that. He was a spiritual advisor and
also wrote lots of letters and reflections on the church year.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:17 PM (XkYcA)

My favorites in the wayback theologian group oscillates between Augustine and Aquinas…

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:21 PM (PCK5/)

263 252 And she's got guns on her. Might also be carrying a concealed weapon or two.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

heh

Posted by: m at May 17, 2024 03:21 PM (hyRRf)

264 160 I'm sorry, I am not really a late 10th-early 11th century Byzantine Emperor who blinded the army of the Bulgarian army after defeating it in battle.

I know you're all disappointed.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

I really am a horrific space Admiral in a galaxy far, far away, created in a George Lucas fever dream of creepy calamari fetish porn and fish mouth blowjobs.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 17, 2024 03:22 PM (JCZqz)

265 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:17 PM (XkYcA)

By the way, how is Fenson doing? I know he graduated and was going to work in PA - did he get his apartment? Does he have roomies? I know he'll knock it out of the park with new employer...he was a rock star.

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM (K+UlC)

266 261 This meme is top form, pip pip.

http://tiny.cc/mr85yz
Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024

The last link I clicked was a guy with a gas nozzle up his kazoo and ….I just am not over the trauma yet.

Posted by: Piper at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM (p4NUW)

267 MTG strikes me as a woman who has some Comanche is her DNA…

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM (PCK5/)

268 Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:16 PM (K+UlC)

FenSon would like that. Last week he used "objurgation". He won that contest.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM (XkYcA)

269 I hope one of those squad bints tries to square up with her. It would be hilarious.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 17, 2024 03:11 PM (IG4Id)
.......

Some girl fights can be amazingly violent.
And entertaining.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

270 Tickets to Laser Taylor Swift?

garrett finally agreed to a date?! Have fun kids!

Posted by: Just Lily at May 17, 2024 03:25 PM (cwIO4)

271 Secretary of state says promoting the "dignity of LGBTQI+ persons" is a "key component of advancing our national interests"

-
Far more important than Gaza.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 03:25 PM (L/fGl)

272 The comments about people's handles are very funny. Thx for the comic relief.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:12 PM (XkYcA)


I wonder what Masterbatin Pete's nickname is about ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 03:25 PM (NtVYv)

273 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM


Sounds like FenSon needs to join the Horde and get in on our periodic (like, every thread) punning frenzies.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:25 PM (v6JzV)

274 I would guess that Greene knows how to throw a punch…

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:25 PM (PCK5/)

275 I wasn't aware most gay blts had dignity

Posted by: nckate at May 17, 2024 03:26 PM (4bYb7)

276 It's hard to feel sorry for the golddigger that takes the asswhippins for the gold.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:07 PM (Zz0t1)




It is very unfair to the ladies who get beaten.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:26 PM (D7oie)

277 MTG strikes me as a woman who has some Comanche is her DNA…
Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM (PCK5/)

Maybe so, but I would like to ask if she wants some German/Dutch in her.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:26 PM (dGCAG)

278 I really am a horrific space Admiral in a galaxy far, far away, created in a George Lucas fever dream of creepy calamari fetish porn and fish mouth blowjobs.
Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 17, 2024 03:22 PM (JCZqz)


What was that first part of that dream again?

Posted by: Kurt Eichenwald at May 17, 2024 03:26 PM (PiwSw)

279 Cut. Them. Off.
---
We're working on it!

Posted by: Gender Surgeons at May 17, 2024 03:27 PM (krQz2)

280 Some girl fights can be amazingly violent.
Posted by: wth


The janitor at my high school said that he had no problem breaking up guy fights.

The girl fights, however, always gave him a little pause.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:27 PM (v6JzV)

281 FenSon would like that. Last week he used "objurgation". He won that contest.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM (XkYcA)

Ha! That sounds like him - and I confess, he writes like he talks! But he is concise, I'll give him that. He's not verbose. To the point...he'll make a perfect addition to his company...his supervisor is going to love him.

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:27 PM (K+UlC)

282 Some girl fights can be amazingly violent.
And entertaining.

Posted by: wth at May 17, 2024 03:24 PM (v0R5T)

-------------

I always yell "Cat fight!" -- which is what we'd yell in high school -- at any such prospect, and it really annoys the hell out of the wifey (bad memories of being bullied in high school by black and "home school" (orphans?) girls.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:27 PM (lUpAT)

283 It's fun seeing those Ho's In Da House chimping out and flinging scat at one another.

Next up they need to start ripping each others clothes off.

More Please.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 03:28 PM (R/m4+)

284 May is Front Door Challenge month.

Remove your front door in support for open borders.

😂😂😂

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 03:28 PM (x/Qcs)

285 ‘I’m Josey Wales and I reckon worms gotta eat same’s buzzards.’

Posted by: Eromero at May 17, 2024 03:28 PM (o2ZRX)

286 What is FenSon's new job?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (v6JzV)

287 I think AOC just wants to date MTG.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (PiwSw)

288
It is very unfair to the ladies who get beaten.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:26 PM (D7oie)



I'm referring to those that stay. She was married to him for 10 years and speaks of the beatings and rapes occurring the ENTIRE TIME.

LONG GONE are the days where a woman can't get away from that shit any time they want.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)

289 I am sure MTG would rip AOC'S arm off and beat her with it.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (NtVYv)

290 Most redheads could take me. Not that I'd put up much of a fight.

Posted by: ... at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (7es2c)

291 Well, I'm someone's brother, and my name is in fact Tim, so.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (OUMaO)

292 Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:23 PM (K+UlC)

Thanks so much. That's very kind. He graduated cum laude (We were so proud of him), and is doing a paid internship in the PA Dutch area. He is living in a house with a bunch of other mostly young people. I know your recommendation helped so much and I thought it a "God incidence" rather than a "coincidence" that your company and this company have similar names for their first part.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (XkYcA)

293 That's about what I imaged a professor of global studies at UC Irvine would look like.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (i7Q7S)

294 Want a lobotomy?

Posted by: nurse ratched
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I'd rather have a bottle in front of me.

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (krQz2)

295 Secretary of state says promoting the "dignity of LGBTQI+ persons" is a "key component of advancing our national interests"

-
Far more important than Gaza.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 17, 2024 03:25 PM (L/fGl)
***

What an idiot.
One question. Are they Americans?
That's all the dignity they require. Now shut the fu*k up!

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (W/lyH)

296 There's a great fight scene in some movie between Claudia Cardinale and Brigitte Bardot.

I felt a little guilty watching it. And enjoying it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (v6JzV)

297 Well, I'm someone's brother, and my name is in fact Tim, so.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (OUMaO)
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But you're not a friar!

Posted by: Axeman at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (krQz2)

298 "Video of Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs beating then-girlfriend Cassie Ventura in hotel hallway in 2016 released"

===============

Ugly truth about how black men treat women.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (i7Q7S)

299 Maybe so, but I would like to ask if she wants some German/Dutch in her.
Posted by: BurtTC
---------------------------

How's your cardio? Lung capacity?

Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (lCWOD)

300 Well, I'm someone's brother, and my name is in fact Tim, so.
Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (OUMaO)

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I thought you looked familiar.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (2UnvF)

301 Secretary of state says promoting the "dignity of LGBTQI+ persons"


do they have dignity?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

302 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (v6JzV)

Agricultural research mostly online

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:31 PM (XkYcA)

303 The struggle is real.
And the struggle is stupid.

Posted by: torabora at May 17, 2024 03:31 PM (0Gnoc)

304
Ugly truth about how black men treat women.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (i7Q7S)



I know several black men that don't treat their women like that.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Agricultural research mostly online
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Cool!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 17, 2024 03:31 PM (v6JzV)

306 The janitor at my high school said that he had no problem breaking up guy fights.

The girl fights, however, always gave him a little pause.


My wife's a teacher. She has several colleagues who have permanent injuries from breaking up fights. My wife used to break up fights, but now she refuses. It really depends on the culture of the kids in the school. With some cultures, you're better off calling the cops and waiting.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 17, 2024 03:31 PM (Odg76)

307 301 Secretary of state says promoting the "dignity of LGBTQI+ persons"


do they have dignity?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (Zz0t1)

Have you not seen the Folsom Street Fair???

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:32 PM (PCK5/)

308 [
Have you not seen the Folsom Street Fair???
Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:32 PM (PCK5/)



so, no then.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

309 I always yell "Cat fight!" -- which is what we'd yell in high school -- at any such prospect, and it really annoys the hell out of the wifey (bad memories of being bullied in high school by black and "home school" (orphans?) girls.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 17, 2024 03:27 PM (lUpAT)

Way back when, my sister got into a "fight" with one of her friends. As they're lamely going at it, me, my brother, and the other girl's brother were watching. The brother even went in the house to get popcorn, so we could watch and munch.

Then my dad came home, drove right up to us. Looked at my sister, looked at me. That was the end of the "fight."

Guess who got his arse whupped when he got home.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (dGCAG)

310 Whenever I see the name Sponge I think of Sponge Bob Square Pants. I loved that cartoon when my son was little. I think it was like "Rocky and Bullwinkle" in that kids could enjoy it and adults as well.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (XkYcA)

311 That's all the dignity they require. Now shut the fu*k up!
Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (W/lyH)


And to be clear, I was referring to the SecState, not Anasourous.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (W/lyH)

312 nood


wallets?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (Y6IkP)

313 The janitor at my high school said that he had no problem breaking up guy fights.

The girl fights, however, always gave him a little pause.

My wife's a teacher. She has several colleagues who have permanent injuries from breaking up fights. My wife used to break up fights, but now she refuses. It really depends on the culture of the kids in the school. With some cultures, you're better off calling the cops and waiting.
Posted by: bonhomme


When that fire extinguisher makes a pinging sound, and it usually only has to do that once, most people stop fighting.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (x/Qcs)

314 Late. Man, once "calm down" is out of the bag it's all over.

Posted by: From about That Time at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (4780s)

315 Whenever I see the name Sponge I think of Sponge Bob Square Pants. I loved that cartoon when my son was little. I think it was like "Rocky and Bullwinkle" in that kids could enjoy it and adults as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (XkYcA)



I aim to bring happiness and joy to all.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

316 310 Whenever I see the name Sponge I think of Sponge Bob Square Pants. I loved that cartoon when my son was little. I think it was like "Rocky and Bullwinkle" in that kids could enjoy it and adults as well.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:33 PM (XkYcA)

“Fractured Fairy Tales”…

Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

317 Maybe so, but I would like to ask if she wants some German/Dutch in her.
Posted by: BurtTC
---------------------------

How's your cardio? Lung capacity?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (lCWOD)

I'm doing chinups, as we speak. Not for cardio of course, but because I don't want to be embarrassed comparing my arm tone to hers.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 17, 2024 03:35 PM (dGCAG)

318 DONT MAKE FUN OF MY EYELASHES

Posted by: *blink blink* at May 17, 2024 03:35 PM (v0R5T)

319 I know your recommendation helped so much and I thought it a "God incidence" rather than a "coincidence" that your company and this company have similar names for their first part.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (XkYcA)

I absolutely loved him...best young man ever...I wish that our next two plants weren't going up in Mexico and in the desert of SoCal. His Agri background was good for us. If I can just get that plant up in Ames, Iowa with the oat hulls as waste, that was the one I thought he was a perfect fit for, waiting to win that bid...but Iowa is still far from the FenlonFamily.

I am still hopeful we get that bid...

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (K+UlC)

320
“Fractured Fairy Tales”…
Posted by: tubal at May 17, 2024 03:34 PM (PCK5/)

Great stuff.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (XkYcA)

321 Ugly truth about how black men treat women.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 17, 2024 03:30 PM (i7Q7S)

One of the worst beatings I ever saw was when I seen a 300 pound or there abouts black mammy beat her drunken 120 pound boyfriend near to death in Mobile, Alabama.

Then while he laid in the street she started cutting one of his ass cheeks off. We had to stop it before she killed him.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (R/m4+)

322 Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:36 PM (K+UlC)

Thanks so much!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (XkYcA)

323
A modest proposal: to vote you should have to show a draft card.
That would deal with any number of problems.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara

Credit, where credit is due please …
Posted by: zombie Robert Heinlein


“I also think there are prices too high to pay to save the United States. Conscription is one of them. Conscription is slavery, and I don't think that any people or nation has a right to save itself at the price of slavery for anyone, no matter what name it is called. We have had the draft for twenty years now; I think this is shameful. If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say: Let the damned thing go down the drain!”
― Robert Heinlein

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (63Dwl)

324 Decorum in Congress is a really big concern as we're all of us being overrun and undermined on all sides 24/7/365. And, the 19th Amendment. Everyone's rethinking that, straight up.

Posted by: AMartel at May 17, 2024 03:38 PM (iizit)

325 I'm referring to those that stay. She was married to him for 10 years and speaks of the beatings and rapes occurring the ENTIRE TIME.

LONG GONE are the days where a woman can't get away from that shit any time they want.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 17, 2024 03:29 PM (Zz0t1)


One of the problems with DV relationships is that both parties tend to participate, and that is used by the dominant party to push the "you are as guilty and deserve it" meme.
It also really messes with the lady's head afterwards because the shelter groups and courts will not acknowledge this, and at least for the prosecution, insist that the ladies had no participation.

this is a third rail, and even mentioning it gets me screamed at like a vile nazi troll

Posted by: Kindltot at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (D7oie)

326 AOC is trying so hard to act like she's from ther street, instead of Westchester, but she just sounds like she's learned to be street from the real housewives of retardia.

Posted by: Rbastid at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (N6wDe)

327 Thanks so much!
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 17, 2024 03:37 PM (XkYcA)

No, thank you! I consider myself lucky to have known you and your family!

Posted by: Boswell at May 17, 2024 03:40 PM (K+UlC)

328 If women were in charge there would never be any war.

Ah dont no nuthin bout birthin no babies!

Posted by: look whats not at May 17, 2024 03:43 PM (nakGR)

329 High school I went to had Mexican girls that would fight. They had big hair back then and could hide weapons in there.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 17, 2024 04:06 PM (yeEu9)

330 Somebody's gotta do battle with the leftyskanks. MTG seems up to the challenge. The rest of them were caught flat-footed, though Comer's response was inadvertently hilarious. "A what now?"

Posted by: AMartel at May 17, 2024 04:21 PM (iizit)

331 The whole Faculty needs suspended for a whole 5 years without pay

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 17, 2024 05:00 PM (wGqjj)

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