Oh, No! White House Aides Fret About the Psychological Strain on Joe Biden Caused By His DOJ Prosecuting His Crackhead Whoremonger Gun Criminal Son

Huntie the Charmed-Life Methmouth has been bothering courts with frivolous filings claiming that the gun charges against him should be dismissed, because the government headed by his own ratf*ck father is politically biased against him. His filings keep bringing up Trump, overlooking the fact that Trump has not been president since January 2020.

In April, a court tossed out his motion to dismiss on the theory that his own father was hounding him in a selective and vindictive prosecution. The court found no merit in his attempt to claim refuge in the constitutional doctrine of Daddy Mad.

Hunter Biden, who is by now physically made of crack and Mexican Viagra, is now attempting to get the charges dismissed on the theory that all gun laws that ban drug addicts from owning a gun are unconstitutional -- a very strange position for the crackmade son of a leftwing gungrabber president to take.

But, as Hunter Biden's syphilitic dick would say, any old port in a storm.

A court has now dismissed that claim as well.

Biden's lawyers filed the motion in December, arguing that the case should be dismissed because one of the charges -- possession of a firearm by a controlled substance addict -- is unconstitutional under the Second Amendment, citing a 2022 Supreme Court decision that held that gun restrictions must be rooted in "history and tradition."
In denying Biden's arguments, Noreika on Thursday cited an 8th Circuit Court of Appeals decision that upheld the constitutionality of the statute that was used to charge Biden by comparing it to historical laws keeping firearms out of the hands of people suffering from mental illness.

This is cheeky:

Lawyers for Biden can seek review from the full bench of the 3rd Circuit or petition the U.S. Supreme Court to consider the case.<
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Biden was indicted in September on charges that he had a gun when he was using narcotics. The counts include allegations that he owned a gun while on he was narcotics and that he submitted a form falsely stating he was not using illegal drugs when he bought the revolver in 2018.

Huntie is arguing that it shouldn't be a crime to lie on your gun application form.

Now, with Huntie the Man With X-Ray Crackeyes about to go to trial on June 3rd, a confused and well-meaning old man with a poor memory is aching under the psychological torment.

President Joe Biden will soon have to watch and wait as 12 jurors in his home state decide whether his son is guilty of felony gun charges -- a case brought by his own Justice Department.
For the White House, the scenario of Hunter Biden's first criminal trial, all but assured to start June 3, is an unprecedented event in American political history that they hoped never to face.
While aides insist that the White House will have no involvement in the case, brought by special counsel David Weiss, some fear it could dramatically impact the president himself, more psychologically than politically.
Three advisers granted anonymity to speak about private deliberations said they, and members of the First Family, are worried about the weight Hunter Biden's trial will place on the president at an already difficult time for him politically. Biden has expressed fears to them about the possibility that his son will serve time in prison.
"He worries about Hunter every single day, from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep," said one of the three advisers. "That will only pick up during a trial."
The possibility of a reprieve vanished Tuesday when a judge rejected a last-ditch request to postpone the case.
The president himself has long been kept apprised of his son's legal fights.

I'll bet he has!

Let me just ask for the millionth time: Who is paying for Hunter Biden's hundred-thousand-dollars per week legal team, and why are they paying for it?

He checks on him every day -- usually with a call, sometimes by a text. The advisers say that will continue through the trial.

All via dummy email accounts and burner phones, I'm sure.

But there is a gingerness among the president's team about how to approach the matter. With few exceptions, White House aides don't bring up the subject of Hunter Biden with the president, for fear of an angry rebuke or an icy stare, according to two of those people familiar with the president's reactions. All spoke only on condition of anonymity to describe the personal elements of the presidency.

Just give him some ice cream.

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The younger Biden has, for years, argued that the charges against him are politically motivated. He has accused prosecutors of caving to pressure from congressional Republicans, who urged them to be more aggressive. A plea deal was reached last year that would have seen him receive a sentence of probation for the tax charges and a diversion agreement for the gun matter. But it fell apart in spectacular fashion. The president, according to the advisers, was left deeply frustrated by that development.

Yeah, I'll bet. The corrupt illegal unprecedented plea-bargain-where-he-gets-everything-and-the-People-get-nothing was certainly arranged by Biden's close advisors.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 04:35 PM

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1 I'm feeling a boxed in!

Posted by: Flyguy at May 16, 2024 04:37 PM (OYxA4)

2 He doesn't even remember Hunter.
Cannot stop talking about Beau though.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2024 04:38 PM (cOq4q)

3 hunter biden is not a child, he is a 50 year old crack addict.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 16, 2024 04:38 PM (QNSds)

4 don't box me in

Posted by: anachronda at May 16, 2024 04:39 PM (v3pYe)

5 Biden's lawyers filed the motion in December, arguing that the case should be dismissed because one of the charges -- possession of a firearm by a controlled substance addict -- is unconstitutional under the Second Amendment, citing a 2022 Supreme Court decision that held that gun restrictions must be rooted in "history and tradition."
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Are they planning to then allow out *everyone* who has ever punished by this, and expunge all of their records, and thus create precedent for a wholesale evisceration of gun laws?

If so, I'm for it. Cut him loose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2024 04:39 PM (d04cU)

6 Oh, No! White House Aides Fret About the Psychological Strain on Joe Biden Caused By His DOJ Prosecuting His Crackhead Whoremonger Gun Criminal Son

They're setting the stage for Biden's removal.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2024 04:39 PM (CsUN+)

7 They're setting the stage for Biden's removal.

The Torricelli gambit says "Hi"!.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2024 04:40 PM (CsUN+)

8 Dark in here...wait, whose touching me? Joe...Ace...let go I tell ya....

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 04:40 PM (K+UlC)

9 His sugar bro Kevin Morris is paying.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (LkLld)

10 The younger Biden has, for years, argued that the charges against him are politically motivated. He has accused prosecutors of caving to pressure from congressional Republicans, who urged them to be more aggressive. A plea deal was reached last year that would have seen him receive a sentence of probation for the tax charges and a diversion agreement for the gun matter. But it fell apart in spectacular fashion.
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LOL. It "fell apart" when the naked corruption of it was laid bare to the point that not even the Party thought it worth trying to keep up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (d04cU)

11 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms?? I need a ruling from our resident holy people….

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

12 I thought that Joe was a bad ass and could kick Trump's ass. Why are they worried about a little strain?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (JeYYB)

13 Wonder if this is a shot across Sundowner's bow to step down or else.
If not can't see it going anywhere but eventually declare he is innocent

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (fwDg9)

14 Ace switched to dark mode.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (krQz2)

15 Feeling gray, today.

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (f1yug)

16 Boxed and grey.
Or is.it gray?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (W/lyH)

17 Look Dad! It's my new painting!

I call it "Gas Pump Guy". Should sell for a cool couple of million!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, Sex Pest at May 16, 2024 04:42 PM (IebSC)

18 This is known as, "Setting the narrative in order to excuse whatever comes out of Joe's mouth over the next few months."

Might even lead to cancellation of the "Make My Day" debate.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 04:42 PM (tT6L1)

19 He checks on him every day -- usually with a call, sometimes by a text. The advisers say that will continue through the trial.

Hey Hunter, just a reminder, 10% for the Big Guy. ~Joe Biden's texts (probably)

Posted by: Flyguy at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (OYxA4)

20 Wonder if this is a shot across Sundowner's bow to step down or else.

See #6.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (CsUN+)

21 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (T4tVD)

22 11 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms?? I need a ruling from our resident holy people….
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

Pipe down, i'm busy doing empirical Science over here.

One slip and i'll have a seraphim shish-kebob on my hands.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (+yhUM)

23 Please let these be true:

2 JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:37 PM (xPl2J)

72 BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry for killing BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:56 PM (xPl2J)

Posted by: m at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (o3SCB)

24 NBCUniversal's Peacock is launching a new series about gay and transgender animals

Excellent. I love Snagglepuss.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (xPl2J)

25 But today there is no day or night
Today there is no dark or light
Today there is no black or white
Only shades of gray….

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (PCK5/)

26 We all know Hunter will be first in line for a full pardon if/when FJB leaves the White House.

Or sooner, if FJB ~~wins~~ steals the White House again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (BpYfr)

27 Unlike Roe Vs. Wade, there will somehow be a Constitutional 2nd Amendment ruling that only applies to Hunter Biden.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (8DAzZ)

28 This male Karen with his ill-fitting mask floating on top of a beard stopped by and said, "you know that we're supposed to, like, shame people who aren't wearing masks, right?"
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Hey I didn't know that guy worked outside of GR, Michigan.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (krQz2)

29 NBCUniversal's Peacock is launching a new series about gay and transgender animals

Excellent. I love Snagglepuss.
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (xPl2J)
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Will it be hosted by Big Gay Al?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (BpYfr)

30 Is there something special about Mexican viagra?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (JLq/1)

31 LOL. It "fell apart" when the naked corruption of it was laid bare to the point that not even the Party thought it worth trying to keep up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (d04cU)

I love it. The Palace Guard does their damnedest to prop this old retard up, and meanwhile he's all "lol here's my dick". He contributes nothing to his own reign.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (+yhUM)

32 "He worries about Hunter every single day, from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep," said one of the three advisers. "That will only pick up during a trial."
______________

Maybe Melania Trump worries about The Donald, too. But they don't care.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

33 To make things even better the "sugar brother" now says he is tapped out. The big guy may have to front the meathead himself.

Posted by: Good Scott at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (mtHrN)

34 The court found no merit in his attempt to claim refuge in the constitutional doctrine of Daddy Mad.

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I believe that's in the same article in section as the Daddy Shower doctrine.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (BvZMs)

35 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms?? I need a ruling from our resident holy people….
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)
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Broken teeth is Biblical.

I don't think aneurysm is.

Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (krQz2)

36 2 JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:37 PM (xPl2J)

72 BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry for killing BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:56 PM (xPl2J)
Posted by: m at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (o3SCB)
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The foot soldiers the real agitators hide behind need to start dying so that it becomes less attractive to be a foot soldier. Bonus if the person who allowed the foot soldier to win the room temperature contest gets off with no punishment.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (tT6L1)

37 Hunter Biden, who is by now physically made of crack and Mexican Viagra
.......

Don't forget the false teeth and hair plugs.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (v0R5T)

38 I just can't believe the way the DOJ is hounding that poor Biden family.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (guGkK)

39 26 We all know Hunter will be first in line for a full pardon if/when FJB leaves the White House.

Or sooner, if FJB wins steals the White House again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (BpYfr)

They destroy everything they touch.

Posted by: m at May 16, 2024 04:46 PM (o3SCB)

40 To make things even better the "sugar brother" now says he is tapped out. The big guy may have to front the meathead himself.
Posted by: Good Scott at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (mtHrN)
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No chance. I doubt Biden actually has much money. He's grossly irresponsible and undisciplined.

And if he does, Jill very likely controls it, and Hunter ain't her son.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2024 04:46 PM (d04cU)

41 JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster who approached Perry with a gun in an aggressive manner, while he and his buddies were running an illegal roadblock.
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Needed context.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 16, 2024 04:46 PM (Be/+i)

42 Omg, do people not understand that Joe has just lost his beloved son, Beau?!!

And what happened to ‘hands off the kids of POTUS’?

Have you no shame, DOJ???

Posted by: Lizzy at May 16, 2024 04:46 PM (Hkcdp)

43 Please let these be true:

2 JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:37 PM (xPl2J)

72 BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry for killing BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:56 PM (xPl2J)

Posted by: m at May 16, 2024 04:43 PM (o3SCB)
______________

This just in: Texas is going to pay Daniel Perry a bounty for killing a BLM protester.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 16, 2024 04:47 PM (YqDXo)

44 Is there something special about Mexican viagra?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (JLq/1)
.......

Her name is Yanet.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2024 04:47 PM (v0R5T)

45 LOL. It "fell apart" when the naked corruption of it was laid bare to the point that not even the Party thought it worth trying to keep up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (d04cU)

I love it. The Palace Guard does their damnedest to prop this old retard up, and meanwhile he's all "lol here's my dick". He contributes nothing to his own reign.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (+yhUM)

At least Emperor Elagabalus hosted interesting parties.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 04:48 PM (eoQWY)

46 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms?? I need a ruling from our resident holy people….
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)
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Broken teeth is Biblical.

I don't think aneurysm is.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (krQz2
***
Smite
Fire
Brimstone
Seems ok to me.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2024 04:48 PM (W/lyH)

47 Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

I'm not a holy person. Nobody but God is holy, but people who are people of religious faith strive after holiness-which is a work of the Holy Spirit and is a lifetime effort. That being said, I pray that any number of thorns are removed from our side as a nation. I leave the removal up to God if He chooses to do that and in what manner.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 04:49 PM (XkYcA)

48 oh, hay, apparently from the Telegraph

The Peruvian government has officially categorized transgender and intersex people as "mentally ill," which the health ministry says is the only way that Peru's public health services could guarantee "guarantee full coverage of medical attention for mental health,"

I think that means the government of Peru, not from Peruvia, by the way

Posted by: Kindltot at May 16, 2024 04:49 PM (D7oie)

49 Is there something special about Mexican viagra?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Si, extra lead and methican.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2024 04:50 PM (IG4Id)

50 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms?? I need a ruling from our resident holy people….
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)
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Broken teeth is Biblical.

I don't think aneurysm is.
Posted by: Axeman at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (krQz2)

There is nothing forbidden about praying that a person soon join the loving embrace of a forgiving God.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 04:50 PM (eoQWY)

51 love it. The Palace Guard does their damnedest to prop this old retard up, and meanwhile he's all "lol here's my dick". He contributes nothing to his own reign.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (+yhUM)

Ted Kennedy played football on the beach outside while the loyal retainers gamed out possible responses to Mary Jo Kopechne crisis.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 04:50 PM (guGkK)

52 Apparently the View Shrews unloaded on that guy who is (was?) the kicker for the KC Chiefs for being a Catholic and actually believing in the tenants of his faith, unlike his Pope, apparently.

These ladies are sick, demented and obviously mentally ill basket cases on full, screaming and uncontrollable display in front of the entire US national population...what the hell? Who could watch or even be near these people? It would be like being trapped in some horrific insane asylum ward with no way out...

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 04:50 PM (K+UlC)

53 But, as Hunter Biden's syphilitic dick would say, any old port in a storm.

Call me.

And rape me.

Posted by: E. Jean Carroll at May 16, 2024 04:51 PM (Mxkdu)

54 JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster who approached Perry with a gun in an aggressive manner, while he and his buddies were running an illegal roadblock.
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Needed context.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 16, 2024 04:46 PM (Be/+i)
***

You know Weasel didn't cover this in the homework we had a few weeks ago. Can we change our answers?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2024 04:51 PM (W/lyH)

55 Poor old Joe. Nobody loves him enough to let him retire or help him get spiritually ready for death.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 16, 2024 04:51 PM (JLq/1)

56 The jury will find him not guilty. Remember, it's a Delaware Jury.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 16, 2024 04:51 PM (A2E7p)

57 Is there something special about Mexican viagra?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Si, extra lead and methican.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2024 04:50 PM (IG4Id)
___________

And el fentanyl.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 16, 2024 04:51 PM (YqDXo)

58 Is there something special about Mexican viagra?
Posted by: Northernlurker

Comes with a healthy dose of Weather girls.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 04:51 PM (yL/az)

59 "The strain of Hunters unfair legal persecution is more than Joe can bear. For the good of the country, he's stepping aside. This will enable a continuity of good governance with the esteemed Kamala Harris as president. To make history again, Ms. Harris will select another well qualified female person of color as her VP. I'm sure Ms. Obama will fill that position with integrity."

Posted by: WH Spokesweasel at May 16, 2024 04:51 PM (cHOHf)

60 >>>Is there something special about Mexican viagra?

it's got electrolytes.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2024 04:52 PM (KRtlO)

61 Apparently the View Shrews unloaded on that guy who is (was?) the kicker for the KC Chiefs for being a Catholic and actually believing in the tenants of his faith, unlike his Pope, apparently.

These ladies are sick, demented and obviously mentally ill basket cases on full, screaming and uncontrollable display in front of the entire US national population...what the hell? Who could watch or even be near these people? It would be like being trapped in some horrific insane asylum ward with no way out...
Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 04:50 PM (K+UlC)

I think that describes the old weekly Bridge parties.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 04:53 PM (eoQWY)

62 56 The jury will find him not guilty. Remember, it's a Delaware Jury.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators

And that will be an instant appeal for anyone convicted anywhere in the US of having a gun while on drugs.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 04:53 PM (yL/az)

63 >>> Please let these be true:

2 JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:37 PM (xPl2J)

72 BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry for killing BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at

i was just told this by someone watching the wires.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2024 04:54 PM (KRtlO)

64 His sugar bro Kevin Morris is paying.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (LkLld)

And who is paying Kevin Morris? There has to be a quid pro quo there.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 04:54 PM (fmXlM)

65 re: sidebar

Point of Order! I believe any mention of Don Henley has to bring up the pedophile stuff. He's earned it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 04:54 PM (CmpAx)

66 11 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms?? I need a ruling from our resident holy people….
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

I think as long as you amend it with "if it be Thy will," it's acceptable.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2024 04:54 PM (OX9vb)

67 'While aides insist that the White House will have no involvement in the case'

LOL

Posted by: Biergood at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (PwgSL)

68 Harrison Butker is an admirable man of conviction and bravery.. so he must be destroyed.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (PCK5/)

69 And that will be an instant appeal for anyone convicted anywhere in the US of having a gun while on drugs.

Yep.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (A2E7p)

70 62 56 The jury will find him not guilty. Remember, it's a Delaware Jury.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators

And that will be an instant appeal for anyone convicted anywhere in the US of having a gun while on drugs.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 04:53 PM (yL/az)

Let favoritism reign though the heavens fall.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (CmpAx)

71 Something we all know from ZeroHedge:

A senior DEI adviser to US Navy Admiral Lisa Franchetti has admitted in undercover footage that woke initiatives would evaporate if a "world war" breaks out, and that military colleagues think Diversity Equity and Inclusion is a "waste of time.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (2fIO4)

72 I think as long as you amend it with "if it be Thy will," it's acceptable.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2024 04:54 PM (OX9vb)

Yep. That way you're just giving God ideas he might not have thought of himself.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (guGkK)

73 "He worries about Hunter every single day, from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep," said one of the three advisers. "That will only pick up during a trial."
______________

Maybe Melania Trump worries about The Donald, too. But they don't care.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 16, 2024 04:45 PM (YqDXo)

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Since we've been assured that Trump murdered Melania in the White House and the woman we see with him now is a body double ... how do we know that Beau and Hunter didn't strangle each other to death (like that Star Trek TOS episode with Frank Gorshin "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield") -- and the dude pretending to be Hunter now isn't in fact a body double?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (BvZMs)

74 66 11 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms?? I need a ruling from our resident holy people….
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (PCK5/)

I think as long as you amend it with "if it be Thy will," it's acceptable.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2024 04:54 PM (OX9vb)

'In Thy Mercy!'
-Holy Hand Grenade exception

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 04:56 PM (CmpAx)

75 His sugar bro Kevin Morris is paying.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 04:41 PM (LkLld)

And who is paying Kevin Morris? There has to be a quid pro quo there.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Quid Pro Bro

Posted by: Emulate the Noble Example of Xi Peng! at May 16, 2024 04:56 PM (Mxkdu)

76 Can one pray for another to have aneurysms??
......

Third time's the charm.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2024 04:56 PM (v0R5T)

77 Holy shit, on the last thread I mentioned I'm reading a Harry Bosch book, this is the line I just read...

"I'm going to get you vaccinated, Harry."

"...Get it done now. Trust the science, Harry."

HO-LEE-SHIT this aged so poorly.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (JeYYB)

78 I think the concern of the aides for Joe is entirely made up. They know they are supporting a man who shouldn't be there but it's attributed to them to make Biden a sympathetic figure He worries about his son Hunter? So what? Many people worry about their kids even when their kids have repeatedly made poor choices.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (XkYcA)

79 I'm so surprised by this turn of events.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (Aoykm)

80 and the dude pretending to be Hunter now isn't in fact a body double?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel

I have a body triple

Posted by: Lizzo at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (Mxkdu)

81 Things seem to be going well for Bragg. When you've lost CNN ...

@alexbruesewitz

CNN: “I don’t think I have ever seen a star cooperating witness get their knees chopped out as clearly and dramatically as what just happened with Michael Cohen.”

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (LkLld)

82 Something we all know from ZeroHedge:

A senior DEI adviser to US Navy Admiral Lisa Franchetti has admitted in undercover footage that woke initiatives would evaporate if a "world war" breaks out, and that military colleagues think Diversity Equity and Inclusion is a "waste of time.”
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (2fIO4)

exactly what you need to be doing at the start of a war, weeding out 90 percent of the current staff and trying to convince the old staff to come back into the target zone for nukes.

Might want to reconsider all this World War baiting you seem to be doing guys.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (eoQWY)

83 Something we all know from ZeroHedge:

A senior DEI adviser to US Navy Admiral Lisa Franchetti has admitted in undercover footage that woke initiatives would evaporate if a "world war" breaks out, and that military colleagues think Diversity Equity and Inclusion is a "waste of time.”

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (2fIO4)

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Make Fragging Great Again!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 04:58 PM (BvZMs)

84 JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:37 PM (xPl2J)

72 BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry for killing BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at

i was just told this by someone watching the wires.
Posted by: ace

BLM season in Texas is open with no bag limit.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 04:58 PM (yL/az)

85 "I'm going to get you vaccinated, Harry."

"...Get it done now. Trust the science, Harry."

HO-LEE-SHIT this aged so poorly.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (JeYYB)

Actually, it is good that this is preserved. So much of the covid shit was rammed through while people's emotions were high. They SHOULD have it thrown back out there so people can go 'What the hell?' now and see that it was all insane. Maybe next time they will think 'Hey! Are you manipulating me?!' (The answer is always 'Yes.')

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (CmpAx)

86 In the darker nights of my soul I worry that God may lift hos hand from the country because of our collective sins… that sort of thing seems not unprecedented..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (PCK5/)

87 their kids even when their kids have repeatedly made poor choices.

Meant even when their kids "haven't "made poor choices.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (XkYcA)

88 UPDATE: Daniel Perry has been released from prison

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (xPl2J)

89 I think the concern of the aides for Joe is entirely made up. They know they are supporting a man who shouldn't be there but it's attributed to them to make Biden a sympathetic figure He worries about his son Hunter? So what? Many people worry about their kids even when their kids have repeatedly made poor choices.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (XkYcA)

I think the idea that any person in the Biden Administration has a soft feeling for anyone or anything in the world stretching matters.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (eoQWY)

90 CNN: “I don’t think I have ever seen a star cooperating witness get their knees chopped out as clearly and dramatically as what just happened with Michael Cohen.”

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (LkLld)

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But I'm told Trump's lawyers are shit.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (2fIO4)

91 Might want to reconsider all this World War baiting you seem to be doing guys.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (eoQWY)

Bold Strategy Cotton! Let's see how it works out for them!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (CmpAx)

92 88 UPDATE: Daniel Perry has been released from prison
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (xPl2J)

Should I remember this case ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (Akjoo)

93 I saw Crack and Mexican Viagra open for Poison in Tucson circa 1994

Posted by: Montec at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (Y6Wgg)

94 A bunch of dick shaped balloons released in front the courthouse in NY with Braggs, Merchans and Smiths face on them

Posted by: TC at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (cHOHf)

95 Good for Hot Wheels. Good for Perry.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (2QA3G)

96 92 88 UPDATE: Daniel Perry has been released from prison
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (xPl2J)

Should I remember this case ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (Akjoo)

They did a quick run through upthread, donna…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

97 90 CNN: “I don’t think I have ever seen a star cooperating witness get their knees chopped out as clearly and dramatically as what just happened with Michael Cohen.”

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 04:57 PM (LkLld)

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But I'm told Trump's lawyers are shit.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (2fIO4)

I just saw the title for a ewetub video yesterday saying a democrat 'star' had just 'owned' Trump's lawyers.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 05:01 PM (CmpAx)

98 Apparently the View Shrews unloaded on that guy who is (was?) the kicker for the KC Chiefs for being a Catholic and actually believing in the tenants of his faith, unlike his Pope, apparently.

These ladies are sick, demented and obviously mentally ill basket cases on full, screaming and uncontrollable display in front of the entire US national population...what the hell? Who could watch or even be near these people? It would be like being trapped in some horrific insane asylum ward with no way out...
Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 04:50 PM (K+UlC)

Does spellcheck routinely replace "tenets" with "tenants", or was that you?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:01 PM (fmXlM)

99 "I think the idea that any person in the Biden Administration has a soft feeling for anyone or anything in the world stretching matters.

Posted by: Oldcat"

truth

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2024 05:01 PM (fV+MH)

100 BLM season in Texas is open with no bag limit.
Posted by: rickb223

"They were Commies, Lee. They were red sons-of-bitches who should have died long ago."

Posted by: Miklos "Mickey" Spillane at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (Mxkdu)

101 Since we've been assured that Trump murdered Melania in the White House and the woman we see with him now is a body double ... how do we know that Beau and Hunter didn't strangle each other to death (like that Star Trek TOS episode with Frank Gorshin "Let That Be Your Last Battlefield") -- and the dude pretending to be Hunter now isn't in fact a body double?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 04:55 PM (BvZMs)

who cares what happens to a dirty, smelly guy with black on the left side compared to us with black on the right side?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (eoQWY)

102 Mexican Viagra is made using Tecate in a can.
Thus, the headaches.

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (v0R5T)

103 They did a quick run through upthread, donna…
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (PCK5/)

Thanks

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (Akjoo)

104 bunch of dick shaped balloons released in front the courthouse in NY with Braggs, Merchans and Smiths face on them
Posted by: TC at May 16, 2024 05:00 PM (cHOHf)

Creative. +1 for middle school toilet humor.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (2QA3G)

105 Doesn't Biden find being the worst president ever stressful?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (JLq/1)

106 UPDATE: Daniel Perry has been released from prison

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (xPl2J)
________________

Now do Derek Chauvin.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 16, 2024 05:03 PM (YqDXo)

107 Waddup.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 16, 2024 05:03 PM (thJci)

108 Then: If the President's daughter really are having...ALCOHOL!!!...at 20 he needs to resign. We can't have a top executive that can't stop his own family from breaking the law!!!

Now: Just because the President's son smokes crack, meth, and heroin, has sex with underage prostitutes, and received bribes for "the big guy" is a family matter and has no bearing on the President.

Bonus: LET'S ARREST DRUMPF's KIDS! I'm sure they broke the law too!

Posted by: The Left at May 16, 2024 05:04 PM (ibTVg)

109 UPDATE: Daniel Perry has been released from prison
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (xPl2J)

Now he should be paid damages for all the days spent behind bars.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:04 PM (fmXlM)

110 In the darker nights of my soul I worry that God may lift hos hand from the country because of our collective sins… that sort of thing seems not unprecedented..
Posted by: tubal

I worry He already has.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:05 PM (yL/az)

111
Is there something special about Mexican viagra?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 16, 2024 04:44 PM (JLq/1)

It was originally Formulated for donkeys.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 16, 2024 05:05 PM (eDfFs)

112 109 UPDATE: Daniel Perry has been released from prison
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (xPl2J)

Now he should be paid damages for all the days spent behind bars.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:04 PM (fmXlM)

By the court that convicted him…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:05 PM (PCK5/)

113 Austin might get a little spicy tonight. Antifa might want to register it's displeasure with the pardon. Not that they're smart enough to grasp the bigger lesson here.

Posted by: PabloD at May 16, 2024 05:05 PM (/TaR6)

114 Trump should be running ads pointing out that Biden's DOJ throws blacks into jail for possessing guns and drugs, but defends his own son doing the same thing.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:05 PM (d9fT1)

115 He missed out. Should have had pussy-shaped balloons bearing the likeness of Merchan's scrunt daughter.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:06 PM (fmXlM)

116 Does spellcheck routinely replace "tenets" with "tenants", or was that you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:01 PM (fmXlM)

Thank you "spell check police dude" that seems to rove on all these comment blogs. No, its tenets - not tenants....

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 05:06 PM (K+UlC)

117 Doesn't Biden find being the worst president ever stressful?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (JLq/1)

Only when the ice cream is late and his swamp ass starts to burn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 05:06 PM (2QA3G)

118 Trump should be running ads pointing out that Biden's DOJ throws blacks into jail for possessing guns and drugs, but defends his own son doing the same thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

*mirthful cackle*

Posted by: Kummala at May 16, 2024 05:06 PM (Mxkdu)

119 114 Trump should be running ads pointing out that Biden's DOJ throws blacks into jail for possessing guns and drugs, but defends his own son doing the same thing.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:05 PM (d9fT1)

Another ad Google and Facebook can ban!

But, it still is a good idea.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 05:06 PM (CmpAx)

120 98 Does spellcheck routinely replace "tenets" with "tenants", or was that you?

spellcheck is in the pocket of big david tennant

Posted by: anachronda at May 16, 2024 05:07 PM (v3pYe)

121 115 He missed out. Should have had pussy-shaped balloons bearing the likeness of Merchan's scrunt daughter.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:06 PM (fmXlM)

Oh, I thought we were going in an Ashley Biden direction...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 05:07 PM (CmpAx)

122 Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:05 PM (d9fT1)

Not sure if brilliant or insane.

Posted by: thathalfrican - The One at May 16, 2024 05:07 PM (thJci)

123 While the fascists in DC have power they should just legalize bribery, manslaughter, DUI, assault and battery, drugs, etc.

It would end up saving a lot of tax dollars and the folks in DC could just focus on what is important.

Posted by: pawn at May 16, 2024 05:08 PM (QB+5g)

124 Does spellcheck routinely replace "tenets" with "tenants", or was that you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:01 PM (fmXlM)

Thank you "spell check police dude" that seems to rove on all these comment blogs. No, its tenets - not tenants....
Posted by: Boswell

Voice to text is really bad about that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:08 PM (yL/az)

125 Oh, I thought we were going in an Ashley Biden direction...
Posted by: Aetius451AD

My eyes are up here, Daddy

Posted by: Nine Year Old Ashley Biden at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (Mxkdu)

126 It would end up saving a lot of tax dollars and the folks in DC could just focus on what is important.
Posted by: pawn at May 16, 2024 05:08 PM (QB+5g)

Also lower crime.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (CmpAx)

127 Thank you "spell check police dude" that seems to rove on all these comment blogs. No, its tenets - not tenants....
Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 05:06 PM (K+UlC)

That particular one really grates on me. I usually let typos slide, unless there's a joke to be made of them.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (fmXlM)

128 Good for Governor Abbott.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (Aoykm)

129 I thought it was tendons.

Posted by: eleven at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (fV+MH)

130 My eyes are up here, Daddy
Posted by: Nine Year Old Ashley Biden at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (Mxkdu)

Oh, damn.

I had another one of those 'You stop and realize how horrifically real, venal and evil the world is' moments.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 05:10 PM (CmpAx)

131 127

That particular one really grates on me. I usually let typos slide, unless there's a joke to be made of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (fmXlM)

Hearkens back to the “toe the line” vs “ tow the line” wars…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:10 PM (PCK5/)

132 A senior DEI adviser to US Navy Admiral Lisa Franchetti has admitted in undercover footage that woke initiatives would evaporate if a "world war" breaks out, and that military colleagues think Diversity Equity and Inclusion is a "waste of time.”
Posted by: MAGA_Ken

An senior Army SES visited office a couple of years ago. She gave us her bio... a few years back she appointed to run whatever the fvck Army called the DEI office then.. when 'they' asked her basically said, "You just grabbed the first woman you saw in a Pentagon corrider, didn't you"... yup...
Promotion (offered by your boss's boss's boss') so she took it and got da fvck ut asap.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2024 05:11 PM (cOq4q)

133 Hunter is guilty as sin. Everyone knows it, and what he is being held accountable for here is just a fraction of what he actually did.

This dumb fucker bought a gun and lied on the registration form. Then filmed himself with said gun. Then fucking lost the computer with the damming evidence. Then fucked up his plea deal by getting one that was far too generous. The judge took one look and said "seriously?"

He failed to pay his fucking income taxes! And they wanted to charge that as a misdemeanor and drop the gun charges. In exchange for...what exactly? They had him dead to rights on all counts.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 16, 2024 05:11 PM (nLFEI)

134 who cares what happens to a dirty, smelly guy with black on the left side compared to us with black on the right side?

Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 05:02 PM (eoQWY)

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I was probably about 7 years old when I first saw that episode -- and that absurdity really struck me then.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 05:11 PM (BvZMs)

135 That particular one really grates on me. I usually let typos slide, unless there's a joke to be made of them.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:09 PM (fmXlM)

Ha! I get it, but you'd have a hard time getting thru Aces posts, much less the comment section if you allowed yourself any grating spell check issues!

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 05:11 PM (K+UlC)

136 I read somewhere today that Kevin Morris has said he is "tapped out", money wise. That's intriguing because I'd just assumed (and still do) that the money was just being funneled through him. Either way, someone seems to have decided to cut it off.
That's interesting.

Posted by: Ktgreat at May 16, 2024 05:12 PM (ei7q6)

137 Didn't that plea bargain cover all other crimes Hunter may have committed? I mean any crimes ... not related to this gun crime.

Not sure if it was just crimes he already committed, or maybe all future criminal acts .. like being bagman for corrupt daddy.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2024 05:12 PM (Cus5s)

138 Woo Hoo! Abbott pardoned the veteran who was railroaded into a fraudulent murder conviction!

Posted by: LASue at May 16, 2024 05:12 PM (kmSxS)

139 Harrison Butker said nothing wrong.

1) Biden is terrible.
2) Abortion is murder.
3) The vast majority of young women would be happier as full-time wives and mothers.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 16, 2024 05:12 PM (P8BCa)

140 Posted by: Oldcat at May 16, 2024 04:59 PM (eoQWY)

Of course they do>Even people who are completely off the beam politically speaking can love their family members and friends. That doesn't take away from their covering up his awful decline because of their religious, ie. political convictions.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 05:12 PM (XkYcA)

141 UPDATE: Daniel Perry has been released from prison
Posted by: Mark1971

If they wanted to they could have sandbagged the release for 'processing'. So, even the warden new it was a shit show, prolly helped carry his bag to the gate.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2024 05:13 PM (cOq4q)

142 The Drinking Lamp, like myself, is LIT

Posted by: Friaday according to the Miklosian Calendar at May 16, 2024 05:14 PM (Mxkdu)

143 Ha! I get it, but you'd have a hard time getting thru Aces posts, much less the comment section if you allowed yourself any grating spell check issues!
Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 05:11 PM (K+UlC)

Your comments are always a "must read", Boswell.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:14 PM (fmXlM)

144 Posted by: LASue at May 16, 2024 05:12 PM (kmSxS)

Did his address get revealed yet so that Antifa can protest him?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 05:15 PM (XkYcA)

145 Voice to text is really bad about that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:08 PM (yL/az)

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* ShainS on his phone has entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 05:15 PM (BvZMs)

146 BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry for killing BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 03:56 PM (xPl2J)
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I couldn't figure out why TX Gov. would be pardoning someone from NYC. Then I realized it wasn't Daniel Penny you guys were talking about. But Daniel Penny should definitely be released and pardoned as well.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 16, 2024 05:15 PM (3ImbR)

147 "But daddy, why do you have to go away again?" asked the little girl as her father, an Army sergeant, picked up his gear.
"Because daddy's boss was so distraught over his son's drug use, corruption, and depravity, that he could not concentrate on running the country and keeping our enemies away."
"I love you daddy!"
"You too sweetheart."

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2024 05:15 PM (W/lyH)

148 Your comments are always a "must read", Boswell.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:14 PM (fmXlM)

*Purrs warmly*

Flattery will get you everywhere....

Posted by: Boswell at May 16, 2024 05:16 PM (K+UlC)

149 124 Does spellcheck routinely replace "tenets" with "tenants", or was that you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:01 PM (fmXlM)

Thank you "spell check police dude" that seems to rove on all these comment blogs. No, its tenets - not tenants....
Posted by: Boswell

Voice to text is really bad about that.

reminds me of a letter to the editor in byte magazine back in the day. writer said he would only trust voice to text when it could get this right: "'cap ten!' said the captain. 'cap ten! of all my caps, i like cap ten best.'" and it went on like that for a while.

Posted by: anachronda at May 16, 2024 05:16 PM (v3pYe)

150 * ShainS on his phone has entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 05:15 PM (BvZMs)

I sometimes forget that not all of us are seated at a desk with a full keyboard and 23" screen in front of us. My bad.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 16, 2024 05:17 PM (fmXlM)

151 The same people asserting that literally everything Trump did in his entire life was a criminal act, also assert that nothing R. Hunter Biden did in his entire life could possibly be a criminal act, because his Dad loves him, or something.

We live in Evil Clown World.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2024 05:17 PM (5fDan)

152 Ya know, these are the errors AI can't make. So...

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (as3uC)

153 O/T: Sitting in the airport reflecting on my business trip to New Orleans. I can't wait to get out of this absolute shithole. Perfect example of a blue city left to its own devices. The savages are sovereign.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (k3JmD)

154 it pains me to see these scumbags called "the First Family"

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (s3qiR)

155 When I google Daniel Perry naturally I get google bullshit.

Can someone tell me what really happened?

I know from reading the promoted google articles that whatever they said wasn't true.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (JeYYB)

156 Still holding out hope Biden drops a f-bomb, n-word tirade on live TV

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (GZgcn)

157 154 it pains me to see these scumbags called "the First Family"
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (s3qiR)

First Family of Crime.

Kind of like a Comic book thing talking about the Joker.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 16, 2024 05:20 PM (CmpAx)

158 I sometimes forget that not all of us are seated at a desk with a full keyboard and 23" screen in front of us. My bad.

Seated? Luxury! I have to comment standing on one leg, on an old flip-phone via AOL.

Posted by: A Yorkshireman at May 16, 2024 05:21 PM (WzfxX)

159 Since Biden's bleeding eyeball, I've been waiting for the on-air stroke.

It never happened and I can't figure out why.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 05:21 PM (JeYYB)

160 Penny served just a few days over one year in prison.

They argued the "protester" was legally carrying the gun, so Penny had no right to shoot him.

I wonder if they considered he was blocking traffic, so was committing a crime? When doing that and approaching cars, it is not just passive carrying. But they got their conviction.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2024 05:23 PM (Cus5s)

161 All Biden has left in his noggin is likely the primitive lizard brain…

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:23 PM (PCK5/)

162 "156 Still holding out hope Biden drops a f-bomb, n-word tirade on live TV"

N-word is quite possible. Like father, like son.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 16, 2024 05:23 PM (qUkBO)

163 Can someone tell me what really happened?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (JeYYB)

He capped a protester.

He claimed that the protester raised his rifle, so he shot him from his car.

The crowd around him (obviously all protesters) claimed that he fired unprovoked. Everything else is just noise.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:23 PM (d9fT1)

164 Thank you, CBD.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 05:24 PM (JeYYB)

165 Perfect example of a blue city left to its own devices.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (k3JmD)

The food is great.

And...um...yeah...I got nothin' else.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:25 PM (d9fT1)

166 165 Perfect example of a blue city left to its own devices.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 16, 2024 05:19 PM (k3JmD)

The food is great.

And...um...yeah...I got nothin' else.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:25 PM (d9fT1)

I am sorry for you… although you may not like that sentiment.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:26 PM (PCK5/)

167 Perry, not Penny, I mean.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2024 05:26 PM (Cus5s)

168 Penny served just a few days over one year in prison.
They argued the "protester" was legally carrying the gun, so Penny had no right to shoot him.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2024 05:23 PM (Cus5s)
~~~~~

That's Perry.

Daniel Perry - TX cop who shot BLM protester

Daniel Penny - NYer who put subway lunatic in a choke hold.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 16, 2024 05:26 PM (3ImbR)

169 I sometimes forget that not all of us are seated at a desk with a full keyboard and 23" screen in front of us. My bad.

Seated? Luxury! I have to comment standing on one leg, on an old flip-phone via AOL.
Posted by: A Yorkshireman

Some of us are on the cell phone sailing down the freeway at 75 miles an hour

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:27 PM (yL/az)

170 I am sorry for you… although you may not like that sentiment.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:26 PM (PCK5/)

Chacun a son gout!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:27 PM (d9fT1)

171 "as 12 jurors in his home state decide whether his son is guilty of felony gun charges"

===========

Spoiler alert: Democratic party jury votes to acquit.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2024 05:28 PM (i7Q7S)

172 White House aides don't bring up the subject of Hunter Biden with the president, for fear of an angry DEMENTIAL FUELED rebuke or a VACANT stare.

Fixed it.

Posted by: scruboak at May 16, 2024 05:28 PM (lO+98)

173

Look, you got enough money, I even went so far as to get bounced check penalties and late credit card payments reduced. What more do you want. WHAT MORE DO YOU WANNNNNT.

My son was in the military, lost a ball fightin the Japs over in Inchon and North Korea. Fightin the ROOSKIES too, but we gotta do MORE. Gotta do MORE.

- Rev Joe Biden

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 16, 2024 05:29 PM (et1vG)

174 170 I am sorry for you… although you may not like that sentiment.

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:26 PM (PCK5/)

Chacun a son gout!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:27 PM (d9fT1)

I am hieing off too google translate!!!

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:29 PM (PCK5/)

175 Chacun a son gout!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Gout is quite painful, you know.

Posted by: there is Cruelty in these words at May 16, 2024 05:29 PM (Mxkdu)

176 Some of us are on the cell phone sailing down the freeway at 75 miles an hour
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:27 PM (yL/az)

If you were in Canton, MA, you can have a few drinks, too. From the Karen Read trial, it sounds like cops' families and underage kids are required to drink before driving. especially when a snowstorm is imminent.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 05:29 PM (ufFY8)

177
Chacun a son gout!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:27 PM (d9fT1)

I am hieing off too google translate!!!
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:29 PM (PCK5/)

To each his own

Posted by: It's me donna at May 16, 2024 05:30 PM (Akjoo)

178 Will Perry be allowed to own firearms again after a pardon?

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 16, 2024 05:30 PM (xPl2J)

179
@amuse
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5h
CORRUPTION: New bank accounts of the Biden family have been found which were used for receiving money being laundered from China, Romania, & Russia while Biden was VP, with over $240K in checks being directly wired to Biden with no explanation.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 05:30 PM (LkLld)

180 >>I am sorry for you… although you may not like that sentiment.
Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:26 PM (PCK5/)
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I'm sorry, too, but not for me. I feel sorry for the people who, for whatever reason, can't leave here.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 16, 2024 05:30 PM (k3JmD)

181
Some of us are on the cell phone sailing down the freeway at 75 miles an hour

Posted by: rickb2

Sure hope that's an Uber.

Posted by: Jake from State Farm at May 16, 2024 05:30 PM (hCzfy)

182 "They argued the "protester" was legally carrying the gun, so Penny had no right to shoot him."

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That is completely idiotic. They tried the same argument when Rittenhouse shot the kiddy diddler.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2024 05:31 PM (i7Q7S)

183 Chacun a son gout!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:27 PM (d9fT1)

I am hieing off too google translate!!!
Posted by: tubal

Old Romani curse. He hopes you suffer from gout. Flash him the evil eye CBD.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:31 PM (yL/az)

184 Perry was also legally carrying a weapon; see also the castle doctrine. If someone points a gun at you, you can defend yourself with lethal force, you don't have to wait until they shoot at you. That verdict was wrong on many levels but it was Austin...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 16, 2024 05:31 PM (WT4dp)

185 Stay away from the Superdome, unless you want to be eaten.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 05:31 PM (ufFY8)

186 Some rare good news this afternoon! Gov Abbott finally pardoned Daniel Perry, the Sergeant who shot and killed an antifa protestor who aimed a rifle at him in 2000, at a demonstration in Austin. At first the immediate investigators ruled it was obvious self defense, but a political DA rammed through a murder conviction with a hand picked Austin jury.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2024 05:31 PM (i9ffA)

187 183 Chacun a son gout!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 16, 2024 05:27 PM (d9fT1)

I am hieing off too google translate!!!
Posted by: tubal

Old Romani curse. He hopes you suffer from gout. Flash him the evil eye CBD.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:31 PM (yL/az)

That’s what I thought…. and I have always been his friend!!

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:32 PM (PCK5/)

188 "In denying Biden's arguments, Noreika..."

Ha! Federal Judge Maryellen Noreika is the same judge who last year blew-apart Hunter's sweetheart plea deal Abbe Lowell made with David Weiss.

She is not going to put-up with any shenanigans by the defense or prosecution prior to and during Hunter's trial. Good deal, for once.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2024 05:33 PM (5fDan)

189 Sure hope that's an Uber.
Posted by: Jake from State Farm

Yeah. Go with that.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:33 PM (yL/az)

190 I think we see the cancelation of some debate thing going on by Biden in June

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 16, 2024 05:34 PM (FxH7T)

191 I see Ace already mentioned Perry - about time! This hung on far too long. But for those who may wonder, a Texas Governor doesn't have the power to pardon unless the parole board officially recommends a pardon. This is because more than one previous Governor (including Anne Richards, in a forgotten scandal) has offered pardons for sale.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 16, 2024 05:35 PM (i9ffA)

192 Even if "protester" did not raise his gun first, he was blocking traffic and approaching Perry with a rifle. This is essentially forcing compliance ... the protest, or blocking traffic is illegal, so it is use of a weapon in commission of a crime (imo). Don't be the second shooter.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2024 05:35 PM (Cus5s)

193 I think we see the cancelation of some debate thing going on by Biden in June
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal

I think they thought that if they put enough conditions on the debate, that Trump would say no way. And he called their bluff.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 16, 2024 05:35 PM (yL/az)

194 Eh, not too coherent today… went over to Branson, just got back a while ago.. much fun was had there..

Posted by: tubal at May 16, 2024 05:36 PM (PCK5/)

195 US Navy Admiral Lisa Franchetti

See, there's something wrong about that but I just can't put my finger on it (and keep it clean). No, it's not the Italian name.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's not a debate, it's an argument! #06 at May 16, 2024 05:36 PM (qfLjt)

196 I Meme Therefore I Am
@ImMeme0

The lack of incompetence and arrogance within our leadership is disgusting.

The U.S. Secretary of the Navy, Carlos Del Toro, questioned by Sen. Eric Schmitt, says he doesn’t have any regrets for firing thousands of servicemen who refused to take experimental Covid jabs. With a smug expression on his face, he states that only two returned, implying as it was a bad reflection on the rest who didn’t.

tinyurl.com/2vrdwhuw

Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2024 05:37 PM (NpAcC)

197 "He worries about Hunter every single day, from the moment he wakes up to the moment he goes to sleep"

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This is absolutely pathetic.

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 16, 2024 05:37 PM (i7Q7S)

198 @9

>>His sugar bro Kevin Morris is paying.

He's the cutout the funds are being laundered through, there is no way he's personally funding this shit show.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2024 05:37 PM (b9Qr0)

199 Some of us are on the cell phone sailing down the freeway at 75 miles an hour
Posted by: rickb223
.......

Go on and write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license, all that jive
I can't drive 55
Oh no

Posted by: wth at May 16, 2024 05:37 PM (v0R5T)

200 Inflated NOOD.

Posted by: Bacon Jeff at May 16, 2024 05:37 PM (VGRuw)

201 In this case I hope Perry can sue the Austin DA, or city, or PD. I really don't care who but someone should feel some pain for this travesty. I know it's coming out of my tax dollars since I live here but they pay out to leftist all the time. Perry deserves some justice.

Posted by: lin-duh at May 16, 2024 05:38 PM (WT4dp)

202 >>He's the cutout the funds are being laundered through, there is no way he's personally funding this shit show.

Who do you think bought Hunter's Chinese business for millions?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 05:38 PM (LkLld)

203 US Navy Admiral Lisa Franchetti

See, there's something wrong about that but I just can't put my finger on it (and keep it clean). No, it's not the Italian name.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's not a debate, it's an argument! #06 at May 16, 2024 05:36 PM (qfLjt)

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It would be similar to reading "Super Bowl starting quarterback Lisa Franchetti ..."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 05:39 PM (h9jJZ)

204 The U.S. Secretary of the Navy, Carlos Del Toro, questioned by Sen. Eric Schmitt, says he doesn’t have any regrets for firing thousands of servicemen who refused to take experimental Covid jabs. With a smug expression on his face, he states that only two returned, implying as it was a bad reflection on the rest who didn’t.

tinyurl.com/2vrdwhuw
Posted by: redridinghood at May 16, 2024 05:37 PM (NpAcC)

I know someone who did that. Wouldn't get the jab, so the military benched him. He left and now lives in a much nicer location and has a higher-paying job. I'm proud of him. He trusted God through the whole ordeal.

Posted by: Emmie at May 16, 2024 05:40 PM (Sf2cq)

205 @170

>>Chacun a son gout!

Oh yeah, we'll...

Tell your uncle I have his fish!!!

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2024 05:40 PM (b9Qr0)

206 169 Some of us are on the cell phone sailing down the freeway at 75 miles an hour

i'm'a just assume some sort of land yacht is involved.

Posted by: anachronda at May 16, 2024 05:41 PM (v3pYe)

207 @202

>>Who do you think bought Hunter's Chinese business for millions?

The Biden Crime Family is a Human Centipede of Corruption.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2024 05:41 PM (b9Qr0)

208 no one thanked me for my Wet Leg links.

Posted by: ace at May 16, 2024 05:45 PM (KRtlO)

209 no one thanked me for my Wet Leg links.
Posted by: ace
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Uh, thank you ace for your Wet Leg links...

Posted by: lin-duh at May 16, 2024 06:07 PM (WT4dp)

210 Does spellcheck routinely replace "tenets" with "tenants", or was that you?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon

Under the Benedictine Rule, all tenants had tenets. Some were tendentious about it, especially whenever cold climates affected their tendons, which were rendered somewhat tender. Or it at least tended to be that way.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing the Caspian Sea at May 16, 2024 06:11 PM (u/Zei)

211 Ꮢіdiculous quest there. What happened after? Take care!

Posted by: balalaika at May 16, 2024 06:38 PM (Koz/4)

212 Hunter Biden gives Republicans a lot of talking points on policies Joe Biden plans to enact.
1) Tax the rich - Hunter’s shell companies and foreign bank accounts shows people how the rich hide their money and don’t pay “their fair share”.
2) Gun control laws - Hunter was dismissed from the military for drug use, but the federal government still allowed him to purchase a gun. Is the problem gun retailers or the government itself?
3) Killing oil and gas in the US - Hunter worked for Burisma, an oil and gas company. Henry Cuellar was indicted for his activities with an oil and gas company in Azerbaijani. Are they destroying American companies to allow their buddies to buy them on the cheap?
These are talking points that need to be reiterated every time Biden brings these issues up.

Posted by: djaymick at May 17, 2024 07:08 AM (kYJUa)

213 CAgRTedxfPzuW

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