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JUST IN: Texas board recommends full pardon for Daniel Perry in the shooting of BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971

72 BREAKING: Texas Governor Greg Abbott pardons Daniel Perry for killing BLM protester Garrett Foster
Posted by: Mark1971

Note this is about Daniel Perry, convicted by a leftwing judge and jury of murder in Texas, and not Daniel Penny, who's being prosecuted in another case of Murder by Self-Defense by George Soros DA Alvin Bragg in Manhattan.

The case involved BLM stopping traffic and falsely imprisoning people. He tried to drive through -- which is his right -- and was stopped. Then a BLM supporter carrying an AK-47 advanced on his car, and he shot the guy in legitimate self defense.

The claim is that guy was carrying the AK-47 lawfully. Well, not when you use it to intimidate people who are lawfully using the roads they paid for, as all citizens have a right to do.

The good news here:

Texas Gov. Greg Abbott has issued a full pardon for U.S. Army Sergeant Daniel Perry, who was convicted last year of murder for shooting and killing a Black Lives Matter protester in downtown Austin.

This comes right after the Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles recommended a full pardon for Perry following a unanimous vote.

"The Texas Board of Pardons and Paroles conducted an exhaustive review of U.S. Army Sergeant Daniel Perry's personal history and the facts surrounding the July 2020 incident and recommended a Full Pardon and Restoration of Full Civil Rights of Citizenship," said Abbott in a statement. "Among the voluminous files reviewed by the Board, they considered information provided by the Travis County District Attorney, the full investigative report on Daniel Perry, plus a review of all the testimony provided at trial. Texas has one of the strongest 'Stand Your Ground' laws of self-defense that cannot be nullified by a jury or a progressive District Attorney. I thank the Board for its thorough investigation, and I approve their pardon recommendation."

This isn't a perfectly clear case, because Perry's social media postings suggest he went to the blocked road looking for a confrontation. But even if he had bad motives, he had bad motives in... doing something that was perfectly legal and within his rights. BLM has no right to kidnap people on the streets and detain them. And BLM "protesters" have no right to advance on people with AK-47's to enforce BLM's criminal will on citizens.

You have the right to protest -- not the right to falsely imprison.


Here's a very minor case of intent to commit genocide that the media will not be reporting on.

Look, the white race deserves it. Deep in your heart, you know this would-be mass murderer is right.

A black man from New Jersey has been federally charged with threatening to mass murder white people in a genocide-scale shooting rampage. The would-be shooter wanted to "erase...all of them"--that is, eradicate the white race, according to the FBI.

23-year-old Joshua Cobb, a.k.a. "COBB X," of Trenton, was arrested Friday night for allegedly making terroristic threats against "all" white people, the U.S. Department of Justice announced in a press release. He has not been charged with a hate crime.

According to an 11-page criminal complaint, on December 17, 2022, Cobb posted the genocidal, anti-white threat to an unidentified social media platform ("SMP-1," which the investigating FBI agent described as a U.S. news aggregator and forum).

"I want to cause mayhem on the white community. The reason i specifically want to target white people is because as a black male, they will NEVER understand my struggles. Same way I will never understand their struggles, but I don't care to," Cobb allegedly wrote in the December 2022 post. "I want to erase them. All of them really, but in this case as many as I possibly can."

This is your periodic reminder that the corrupt Marxist Media suppresses virtually every story about non-white people committing crimes, on the theory that if white people see such news, our minds will be poisoned against minorites our hatred will be stoked to such a point we seek to commit race-based violence.

But the same Marxist Media runs twenty incendiary, hatred-stirring hit pieces about the evilness and oppression of white people every day.

What's the difference? The difference is the Marxist Media wants to lubricate the wheels of revolution with a little blood of the oppressors. (Themselves excluded, of course.)


A local Real Journalist named Malique Rankin wrote an official to demand why he was lighting a bridge red, white, and blue, and what he hoped to promote through this vile display.

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Do you feel Culturally Enriched yet?


Biden claimed that he could not impose any executive order shutting down the border unless he had Republican approval for his plan to let in millions of more illegals and give them work permits and visas. He just couldn't do it without Republicans! That means Republicans own his open border!

Well, the election is coming rapidly and the border issue is hurting him and is one of the few issues he could, if he chose to, substantially fix by simply signing his name to an EO, so suddenly it turns out that Biden can issue that executive order after all!

President Biden is planning executive action that would allow him to shut down the US-Mexico border once the number of migrant crossings reaches 4,000 per day, a source close to the White House told The Post Wednesday.

The order would match a provision in the bipartisan border bill that failed to pass the Senate in February, which gave the president authority to expel migrants when border crossings reached the same daily average.

The legislative proposal would have given the homeland security secretary discretionary authority to carry out removals -- but would have made deportations mandatory when illegal entries surpassed 5,000 per day over a one-week period.

The bill allowed for the suspension of that authority two weeks after the seven-day average falls to 75% of those levels.

A federal government source confirmed to The Post that an executive order to limit entries was coming, though it was unclear when it would be announced.


The White House declined to comment.

In April, southwestern border authorities stopped an average of 5,990 migrants per day, according to US Customs and Border Protection (CBP) -- a figure which does not include so-called "gotaways" who escaped detection and arrest.

Obviously, this is completely inadequate -- he still plans on letting 120,000+ illegals per month that we know about under this weaksauce measure. He would only begin turning them away if numbers exceed 4,000 per day for a string of days.

But it proves he could have imposed this all along.

Back in November of last year, a "college professor" and pro-Hamas-terrorist agitator cracked an elderly Jewish man in the face with a bullhorn, killing him.

Of course the Democrat Party is attempting to make pogroms socially acceptable, so there hasn't been much news on this murder, which was all captured on video tape.

But a judge has finally ruled that, yes, murder is still illegal, even if you have all of your DEI Merit Badges up to date.


A California Superior Court judge ruled Wednesday that there is enough evidence for Moorpark College professor/pro-Hamas agitator Loay Alnaji to go to trial on charges of manslaughter in the death of Paul Kessler, a Jewish man who was involved in a counterprotest on November 5, 2023. Alnaji was involved in a confrontation with Kessler on that Sunday afternoon when he allegedly hit Kessler in the face with a bullhorn, causing Kessler to fall and fracture his skull. Kessler died approximately seven hours after the altercation.

At the time of Kessler's death, Alnaji and his supporters claimed that Kessler was the aggressor and he "slipped." They also claimed Alnaji and his fellow agitators were simply peaceful protestors, but video RedState published at the time contradicts that. Kessler and his fellow pro-Israel counter-protesters were stationed across the street from the pro-Hamas mob, but the mob crossed to come to him and get in his face.


In this video, taken as Kessler was being loaded into an ambulance, you can hear the pro-Hamas agitators' blatant antisemitism at the 0:45 mark: "Hitler didn't want you, Hitler didn't want you, Hitler didn't want you, Hitler should've smashed you."

"We're not antisemites, we're just anti-Zionists!!!"


Alnaji, who is a professor at both Moorpark College and California State University-Northridge, was arrested about a week later and charged with involuntary manslaughter related to Kessler's death.

Video of this squalid pogrom murder -- I'm sorry, "manslaughter" -- at the link.

A Kansas City Chiefs kicker gave a commencement address in which he praised motherhood as the most important career a woman could have, and criticized the extremes of LGBTQ advocacy as well as Biden's extremist abortion-until-the-moment-of-crowning position on infanticide.

This of course has set the Medicated Left into a Rage Spiral.


The NFL is distancing itself from the speech Kansas City Chiefs kicker Harrison Butker gave during a commencement address at a private college in Kansas over the weekend, when he encouraged women graduates to embrace their "vocation" as a "homemaker," and criticized the LGBTQ community and President Biden for his stance on abortion.

Let's all keep cheering on the NFL.


Butker, a three-time Super Bowl champion, has received overwhelming backlash on social media for his comments made during a roughly 20-minute address he gave at Benedictine College over the weekend.

In a statement to People magazine, the NFL clarified that Butker spoke from a "personal capacity" and reiterated the league's stance on inclusion.

"Harrison Butker gave a speech in his personal capacity," Jonathan Beane, the NFL's senior vice president and chief diversity and inclusion officer, told the outlet. "His views are not those of the NFL as an organization. The NFL is steadfast in our commitment to inclusion, which only makes our league stronger."

During his speech, Butker encouraged women to embrace what he called the "most important titles of all" as a Catholic.

"For the ladies present today, congratulations on an amazing accomplishment....


"I can tell you that my beautiful wife, Isabelle, would be the first to say her life truly started when she began living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I'm on this stage today and able to be the man that I am because I have a wife who leans into her vocation. I'm beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated that all of my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife and embrace one of the most important titles of all: homemaker."

Butker also referenced Pride month in his speech, calling it a "deadly sin sort of pride that has a month dedicated to it," and specifically pointed to Biden's "delusional" stance on abortion.

"He has been so vocal in his support for the murder of innocent babies that I'm sure to many people it appears that you can be both Catholic and pro-choice," he said, via OutKick.


An employee of the Kansas City government, whose identity is being shielded, decided to tweet out which neighborhood he lives in, so that her violent revolutionary militia pals can maybe pay him a visit.

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Kansas City says the tweet was made "in error." It wasn't error -- it was incitement to commit violence.

And old white Karen AWFL decided to up the doxxing game and tweet out where his mother works.

This man makes me sick. I am very sorry for his mother, who is a clinical medical physicist. She works in the department of radiation oncology at Emory University School of Medicine where she treats cancer patients.

https://t.co/zeUH9mOhvi

-- Jocelyn J. Fitzgerald MD (@jjfitzgeraldMD) May 15, 2024

doxxingkaren.jpg

Boy I sure hope no one posts all this bloodthirsty Karen's places of work on Twitter!

(On Twitter, not here. I don't need the headache.)

Even Anderson Cooper is forced to admit that Trump's lawyers absolutely destroyed Michael Cohen's credibility. It's a bit complicated, but apparently Michael Cohen testified that a specific phone call on a specific day was placed to tell Trump he was "executing his orders to pay off Stormy Daniels." Except the lawyer proved this phone call was actually placed by Cohen to complain that he was being prank-called by a 14-year-od.

Anderson Cooper says that Cohen was clearly caught in "a lie." He also says that when Cohen is "cornered in a lie," his practice is to start pretending he can't hear the lawyer's questions or that he can't understand them, and Cohen did a lot of this, stalling for time, trying to think of better answers.



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:36 PM




Comments

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1 A black man from New Jersey has been federally charged with threatening to mass murder white people in a genocide-scale shooting rampage. The would-be shooter wanted to "erase...all of them"--that is, eradicate the white race, according to the FBI.
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What are they charging him with? Failing to do it quick enough?

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 06:39 PM (lX8VI)

2 They get to repeat the words Hush Money Trial every day. Talk about a campaign contribution.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 06:42 PM (lX8VI)

3 "Multi-skilled journalist"


Huzzah!

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 06:42 PM (Y6IkP)

4 These hits may be a little too quick

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 06:43 PM (lX8VI)

5 "The claim is that guy was carrying the AK-47 lawfully."

You can lawfully carry an AK47. Show up at my door with it, unannounced, and start barking orders and I'll blow your fool head off.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 16, 2024 06:43 PM (nLFEI)

6 >>Look, the white race deserves it. Deep in your heart, you know this would-be mass murderer is right.

Unfortunately, The Anglosphere has assumed the role of a German Lufthansa Pilot and is merrily pushing the yoke full forward.

The last redoubt for honkies will, ironically, be in Russia or some Slavik country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2024 06:43 PM (XV/Pl)

7 Did someone doxx the balloon releaser yet? It does seem a creative way to call the leftist "legal" folks "pri***" but that many balloons seems like a bit of overkill.

And the woman who doxxed the QB's mother should be charged with harrassment or something

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 06:43 PM (XkYcA)

8 "The case involved BLM stopping traffic and falsely imprisoning people. He tried to drive through -- which is his right -- and was stopped. Then a BLM supporter carrying an AK-47 advanced on his car, and he shot the guy in legitimate self defense.

The claim is that guy was carrying the AK-47 lawfully. Well, not when you use it to intimidate people who are lawfully using the roads they paid for, as all citizens have a right to do."

I remember that one, it all seemed to hinge on inconclusive video, that showed the AK carrying guy, who seemed to raise the weapon just before he was shot, and his defenders claimed he was just tapping on the window with the gun.

Either way, I can't see how a jury could convict. You're being stopped by a mob, someone has a gun, it's pointed in your general direction.

"I feared for my life."

Not guilty. Next case.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

9 Red, white, and blue? I suspect Redfern of being an agent of the Dutch government. This needs investigation.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)

10 I'd like to ask the multi skilled journalist if she can bake a cake, make a sammich and sew a button on a shirt.

Best guess: No.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 06:45 PM (tT6L1)

11 Thief at FB and Nike was a "diversity program manager". Gee: What a surprise!/s

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 06:46 PM (XkYcA)

12 the roads

Posted by: Ciampino - It's not a debate, it's an argument! #09 at May 16, 2024 06:47 PM (qfLjt)

13 The media should be hunted with dogs. And no bag limit. What fucking scum.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 06:47 PM (2QA3G)

14 Why are women so afraid other women will be happy?

If what the Football player says threatens you somehow, get a better therapist.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 06:47 PM (JeYYB)

15 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2024 06:47 PM (T4tVD)

16 "I want to cause mayhem on the white community. The reason i specifically want to target white people is because as a black male, they will NEVER understand my struggles. Same way I will never understand their struggles, but I don't care to," Cobb allegedly wrote in the December 2022 post."


The first rule of planning mass murder is never post about planning mass murder.

Posted by: Ripley at May 16, 2024 06:47 PM (PTDkx)

17 Good evening, horde!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 16, 2024 06:48 PM (OX9vb)

18 Twitter/X Is Poison

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 06:48 PM (84PaW)

19 9 Red, white, and blue? I suspect Redfern of being an agent of the Dutch government. This needs investigation.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)

Bonjour!

Posted by: Tricolor de France at May 16, 2024 06:49 PM (84PaW)

20 A man in NY beats two orthodox Jewish children, throwing them to the ground and repeatedly kicking one of them. Gets on his bicycle and rides off. This 'might" possibly be investigated as a hate crime but they just are not sure yet.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2024 06:49 PM (EoJ7M)

21 Twitter/X Is Poison
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

FB, Instagram, the whole enchilada.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 06:50 PM (2QA3G)

22 it cannot be overstated that all of my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife and embrace one of the most important titles of all: homemaker."
_______
A vile and sordid tale. And this is praised by the very people who want to suppress and censor tales of love and caring among the same-sex community.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2024 06:50 PM (1bNHn)

23 The media should be hunted with dogs. And no bag limit. What fucking scum.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 06:47 PM (2QA3G)
---------------

Hey now! We may sometimes gnosh on a tasty frozen ball of dog poop in the dead of winter, but, there are something we prefer not to put in our mouths!

Posted by: Dogs everywhere at May 16, 2024 06:50 PM (tT6L1)

24 Either way, I can't see how a jury could convict. You're being stopped by a mob, someone has a gun, it's pointed in your general direction.

"I feared for my life."

Not guilty. Next case.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:43 PM (dGCAG)

I can see how a jury can convict.

It was an Austin jury.

It don’t mean it was right, just pointing out this was a jury in Austin.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 06:50 PM (84PaW)

25 I just want to point out, in reference to first piece about Daniel Perry

Bernie Goetz was also accused of "trolling" for trouble and that he would ride the subway waiting for thugs to accost him so he could ventilate them.

IIRC, that was a major factor in his trial and it was deemed that it was NOT legal to do legal things hoping to be attacked so you could shoot them. Too lazy to look it up though.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2024 06:50 PM (hagjt)

26 "I want to cause mayhem on the white community. The reason i specifically want to target white people is because as a black male, they will NEVER understand my struggles ..."

-------------

* Somewhere in a Shitcago bathhouse, a LightBringing DogEater orgasms *

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 16, 2024 06:51 PM (ngx1S)

27 @peterjhasson

Harrison Butker's jersey is currently above Patrick Mahomes' in the NFL's bestseller list

https://tinyurl.com/ykk73fje

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld)

28 A DEI hire steals from two companies. By definition DEI is theft and the corporations don't deserve any sympathy for their losses

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 16, 2024 06:51 PM (aF2b4)

29 20 A man in NY beats two orthodox Jewish children, throwing them to the ground and repeatedly kicking one of them. Gets on his bicycle and rides off. This 'might" possibly be investigated as a hate crime but they just are not sure yet.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2024 06:49 PM (EoJ7M)

“Next time you do it, don’t get caught.”

Posted by: State of NY at May 16, 2024 06:51 PM (84PaW)

30 "I want to cause mayhem on the white community. The reason i specifically want to target white people is because as a black male, they will NEVER understand my struggles.


Get your shinebox, loser

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (guGkK)

31 Rat bastard can open the border but can't close it?

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

32 Mark Steyne completely destroyed Micheal Mann in court too. None of that matters. Trials are just a trivial unrelated pre-show entertainment for whatever persecution the regime starchambers have planned for you.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (Y6IkP)

33 4,000 a day?
What a crock of crap.
At each crossing perhaps.
FJB.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (W/lyH)

34 "But it proves he could have imposed this all along."

Well, we knew that, because Trump did it.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (nLFEI)

35 Can you guess Barbara Furrows race? And the hint isn't the crime . White people are the embezzlement pros. It's that she was rehired by another large corporation.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (inGXk)

36 Biden doesn't need another law to tell him to enforce the law. He doesn't even need an executive order.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 16, 2024 06:53 PM (nLFEI)

37 An employee of the Kansas City government, whose identity is being shielded, decided to tweet out which neighborhood he lives in, so that her violent revolutionary militia pals can maybe pay him a visit.
_______
Surely we have people who can track scum like this. And dox away.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2024 06:53 PM (1bNHn)

38
Well done, Mr. Butker.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2024 06:53 PM (MoZTd)

39 You can lawfully carry an AK47. Show up at my door with it, unannounced, and start barking orders and I'll blow your fool head off.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law

I'm more of a 'center mass' kind of guy but we'll allow it.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 16, 2024 06:53 PM (tJgAD)

40 I just want to point out, in reference to first piece about Daniel Perry

Bernie Goetz was also accused of "trolling" for trouble and that he would ride the subway waiting for thugs to accost him so he could ventilate them.

IIRC, that was a major factor in his trial and it was deemed that it was NOT legal to do legal things hoping to be attacked so you could shoot them. Too lazy to look it up though.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2024 06:50 PM (hagjt)

I forget what charge he was actually convicted on, but he probably would have been acquitted, except one of the kids was already on the ground, and he fired another round or two into him.

Or something like that. Supposedly it was one of the kids who never actually accosted Goetz, but was shot anyway.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:53 PM (dGCAG)

41 21 Twitter/X Is Poison
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

FB, Instagram, the whole enchilada.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 06:50 PM (2QA3G)

Can’t argue

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 06:53 PM (84PaW)

42 Perry would have been pardoned much earlier by Abbott but in Texas it has to go before the board before a Governor can issue a pardon.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2024 06:54 PM (inGXk)

43 and then there is this : "Jewish children savagely beaten by man in New York City attack
Footage shows a man dismounting from his bicycle and approaching a group of orthodox Jewish children who were playing on the sidewalk."

https://tinyurl.com/msjnxnmv

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2024 06:54 PM (V13WU)

44 An employee of the Kansas City government, whose identity is being shielded, decided to tweet out which neighborhood he lives in, so that her violent revolutionary militia pals can maybe pay him a visit.
_______
Surely we have people who can track scum like this. And dox away.
Posted by: Eeyore at May 16, 2024 06:53 PM (1bNHn)

Won't be surprised if the Missouri AG gets involved.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:55 PM (dGCAG)

45 Mark Steyne completely destroyed Micheal Mann in court too. None of that matters. Trials are just a trivial unrelated pre-show entertainment for whatever persecution the regime starchambers have planned for you.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (Y6IkP)

One of the greater travesties of justice we've seen lately.

And we've seen many.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (dGCAG)

46 Antifa/BLM have been vigilante "justice" for a long time.

Except it is vigilante terrorism, and it has it protectors and advocates in BigGov. And billions from BigCorp ... so it is ... Racketeering? Or just the street thugs (brownshirts?) of the left.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (Cus5s)

47 42 Perry would have been pardoned much earlier by Abbott but in Texas it has to go before the board before a Governor can issue a pardon.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2024 06:54 PM (inGXk)

No need to thank me!

Posted by: Gov Ferguson at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (84PaW)

48 You guys are reminding me of the Oklahoma Pharmacist sentenced to life.

F Oklahoma.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (inGXk)

49 I don't believe in hate crime laws but how is not a hate crime when he specifically targets white people? Situation reversed this is covered 24/7

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (FQmDC)

50 Maybe next time I can get me a job at Boeing!

Posted by: Barbara Furlow-Smiles at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (gKWVE)

51 his lady stole $4.9M from Facebook, so they fired her.

Then Nike hired her and she stole $120k from them.



A DEI bigwig.

I shall not believe it

I shannot

Posted by: Miklos according to AoS Style Guide at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (Mxkdu)

52 >>>the border issue is hurting him and is one of the few issues he could, if he chose to, substantially fix


For definitions of "fix" that include hand waving and do nothing at all, really.

I saw a leak tweet last night that said we are running at 600,000 "gotaways" a year under Biden. These are the most dangerous as these are the criminals and convicts who do not want to be processed (even though processing no longer includes DNA, or anything, really.)

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (hagjt)

53 Lee Summit is also where Jewells45 lives.

Her dog Moose (nickname Fang) will feast on BLM agitators. Soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

54 10 I'd like to ask the multi skilled journalist if she can bake a cake, make a sammich and sew a button on a shirt.

Best guess: No.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 06:45 PM (tT6L1)


They don't need to know how to do such tasks. They under-pay illegal aliens to do those tasks. They are completely dependent on a non-stop flood of illegal aliens.

Posted by: Gref at May 16, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan)

55 Bernie Goetz was also accused of "trolling" for trouble and that he would ride the subway waiting for thugs to accost him so he could ventilate them.

I did that
Paul Kersey

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2024 06:58 PM (FQmDC)

56 his lady stole $4.9M from Facebook, so they fired her.

Then Nike hired her and she stole $120k from them.



A DEI bigwig.

I shall not believe it

I shannot
Posted by: Miklos according to AoS Style Guide at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (Mxkdu)


Bet she plagiarized her resume too.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 06:59 PM (guGkK)

57 his lady stole $4.9M from Facebook, so they fired her.

Then Nike hired her and she stole $120k from them.

-----------

A DEI bigwig.

I shall not believe it

I shannot
Posted by: Miklos according to AoS Style Guide at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (Mxkdu)

If I'm understanding Bidenflation math, this lady should be praised for this dramatic decrease in the amount of money she's stealing from her employers.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:59 PM (dGCAG)

58
I forget what charge he was actually convicted on, but he probably would have been acquitted, except one of the kids was already on the ground, and he fired another round or two into him.

Posted by: BurtTC at

According to the thugs.
IIRC, he said something like "you look like you could use another" before shooting again. And that was the kid who got paralyzed.
The lesson for this is always finish off with a head shot.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2024 06:59 PM (hagjt)

59 If I'm understanding Bidenflation math, this lady should be praised for this dramatic decrease in the amount of money she's stealing from her employers.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:59 PM (dGCAG)



By my math, in forty years she'll be completely honest.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 07:00 PM (guGkK)

60 "The NFL is steadfast in our commitment to inclusion, which only makes our league stronger."

Where are all the women? All the persons of shortness? All the ectomorphs? Where are all the Indians, both dot AND feather? Where are the Asians? Where are all the differently-abled? Is there a single Afghan in the NFL?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2024 07:00 PM (a3Q+t)

61 31 Rat bastard can open the border but can't close it?
Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2024 06:52 PM (fwDg9)

You disgusting meanie. It is a violation of human rights to check for a passport or a visa before entering the country. And having people enter through a port of entry is even more cruel.

Abolish CBP. And if it means destroying this fucking evil country, so be it,

Posted by: U.S. Media at May 16, 2024 07:00 PM (84PaW)

62 hiya
Posted by: JT

Yippie hiya, yippie hiyoo

Posted by: Norman "Miklos" Greenberg at May 16, 2024 07:01 PM (Mxkdu)

63 60 Fuck all that, where are all the white corner backs?

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2024 07:01 PM (FQmDC)

64 According to the thugs.
IIRC, he said something like "you look like you could use another" before shooting again. And that was the kid who got paralyzed.
The lesson for this is always finish off with a head shot.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2024 06:59 PM (hagjt)

Yeah, that sounds right. Don't say things like that, Bernie.

Didn't you watch South Park (I know, I know)?

You say "they're coming right for us!" Blam blam blam!!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:02 PM (dGCAG)

65 There really is a "them" and "us."

We will not be getting back together and uniting. There's no going back.

This is as good as it gets, which means it will worsen.

Look, we have an actual dementia patient for a President.

If nothing else, he's significantly mentally diminished. Half the country is pretending that's not true.

It's never going to be right again.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 16, 2024 07:02 PM (JeYYB)

66 49 I don't believe in hate crime laws but how is not a hate crime when he specifically targets white people? Situation reversed this is covered 24/7
Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (FQmDC)

Because

Posted by: U.S. Media at May 16, 2024 07:02 PM (84PaW)

67 I can kinda relate to the light display lady. My employer recently announced we would be doing cultural month light displays on the side of one building. My suspicion is that they started this month so they wouldn't have to answer for starting NEXT month.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 16, 2024 07:02 PM (ftFVW)

68 runner shame someone didn't cap that attacker

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2024 07:02 PM (fwDg9)

69 4.9 million? Piker. Government employee made off with 100 million.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2024 07:03 PM (EoJ7M)

70 If I'm understanding Bidenflation math, this lady should be praised for this dramatic decrease in the amount of money she's stealing from her employers.
Posted by: BurtTC

Inflation jobs saved or created!

Posted by: Miklos knows "How to Lie with Statistics", which is still in print at May 16, 2024 07:03 PM (Mxkdu)

71 Norman "Miklos" Greenberg

Seems like I oughtta know you.....

Posted by: JT at May 16, 2024 07:03 PM (T4tVD)

72 We will not be getting back together and uniting. There's no going back.

This is as good as it gets, which means it will worsen.

Look, we have an actual dementia patient for a President.

If nothing else, he's significantly mentally diminished. Half the country is pretending that's not true.

It's never going to be right again.
Posted by: Seems Legit

This is, sadly, correct.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 07:03 PM (2QA3G)

73 That surgeon who sounds like she's into boring holes into pelvises in order to manufacture a freak of nature: she's definitely in the "types deletes" category.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 07:03 PM (tT6L1)

74 Perry would have been pardoned much earlier by Abbott but in Texas it has to go before the board before a Governor can issue a pardon.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2024 06:54 PM (inGXk)

No need to thank me!
Posted by: Gov Ferguson at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (84PaW)

You were a piece of work though people should read about you and Texas politics to feel a little bit better about today's politics.

Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (inGXk)

75 9 Red, white, and blue? I suspect Redfern of being an agent of the Dutch government. This needs investigation.

*whistles innocently*

Posted by: tsar putin i at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (v3pYe)

76 The last redoubt for honkies will, ironically, be in Russia or some Slavik country.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 16, 2024 06:43 PM (XV/Pl)

I’d rather it be Poland somehow.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (84PaW)

77 If I'm understanding Bidenflation math, this lady should be praised for this dramatic decrease in the amount of money she's stealing from her employers.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 06:59 PM (dGCAG)


By my math, in forty years she'll be completely honest.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 07:00 PM (guGkK)

No! That's not how this works. In 40 years, the Republicans will have shrunk the size of the shoes, so Nike is stealing from the customers. She's only stealing some of it back.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (dGCAG)

78 @68 damn shame

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (V13WU)

79 "I want to erase them."

Come get some.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 16, 2024 07:05 PM (Qt4kF)

80 How much was the lady making as her salaries before she ripped off from FB & Nike?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 07:05 PM (XkYcA)

81 Jewells45 given a heads up.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:06 PM (u82oZ)

82 You were a piece of work though people should read about you and Texas politics to feel a little bit better about today's politics.
Posted by: polynikes at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (inGXk)

Hey, as long as it’s about hubby and not me.

Posted by: Gov Ma Ferguson at May 16, 2024 07:06 PM (84PaW)

83 "The reason i specifically want to target white people is because as a black male, they will NEVER understand my struggles."


Nope, sure won't. And what's more, I don't want to. How'd you like that, skippy? What's that? You don't like it that I have no interest in your so called "stuggles"? I don't care.

See, here's the thing, skippy... I don't have to care about your alleged struggles. No one does. You've had it rough? Cry me a fucking river, you privileged imbecile. You imagine that your miserable life is worth more than mine because of the color of your skin? Well, so do the demoncrats, the media, and the drunken Karens in this country. But ... I. Don't.
You are a vile, despicable, useless excuse for a human being.
You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2024 07:06 PM (4XwPj)

84 4.9 million? Piker. Government employee made off with 100 million.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2024 07:03 PM (EoJ7M)

Pfffttt......

Posted by: Jon Corazine at May 16, 2024 07:06 PM (2QA3G)

85 How much was the lady making as her salaries before she ripped off from FB & Nike?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 07:05 PM (XkYcA)

70% of what her male counterparts are making, obviously.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

86 We finally have a case where the FBI might not have incited a mass shooting. Mainly because Maxine Waters and Michelle Obama and company have been inciting violence toward white people for a decade or more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (tT6L1)

87 I'm telling you this is not going to stop without violence.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (17s+e)

88 >>> I’d rather it be Poland somehow.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (84PaW)


Didn't Poland surrender to the left in their last election?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (Y6IkP)

89 75 9 Red, white, and blue? I suspect Redfern of being an agent of the Dutch government. This needs investigation.

*whistles innocently*
Posted by: tsar putin i at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (v3pYe)

Of course there’s us.

Posted by: Grand Duchy of Luxembourg at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (84PaW)

90 "Gyneconomics"?

What the hell even is that? Accounting class for hookers?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (guGkK)

91 Except the lawyer proved this phone call was actually placed by Cohen to complain that he was being prank-called by a 14-year-od.



hahaha

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (NtVYv)

92 88 Yeah the EU made sure Poland got "fixed"

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (FQmDC)

93 Let’s go Rags …

Team JackStraw

Posted by: browndog cheerleading at May 16, 2024 07:08 PM (pY+ea)

94 You are the weakest link. Goodbye.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2024 07:06 PM (4XwPj)

Who was that evil limey bitch that made that phrase famous?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 07:08 PM (84PaW)

95 Just as there are no atheists in foxholes, there are no vegans in the NFL.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2024 07:08 PM (a3Q+t)

96 That surgeon who sounds like she's into boring holes into pelvises in order to manufacture a freak of nature: she's definitely in the "types deletes" category.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 07:03 PM (tT6L1)


I completely disavow crazies like her.

Posted by: Victor von Frankenstein at May 16, 2024 07:09 PM (guGkK)

97 Drop the puck, eh?

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 07:09 PM (LkLld)

98 I want to see MadamMayhem and YD collaborate on a post.

It would be a thing of beauty.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 07:09 PM (tT6L1)

99 Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:06 PM (dGCAG)

LOL I would like to have some more money, but I don't really understand this. Say she's making $125,000 as the Diversity Program manager at those companies. She cheated both of them so she could get a bigger house, a new car and a trip to Europe?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (XkYcA)

100 *whistles innocently*
Posted by: tsar putin i

I can whistle real good.

And yes these is my Natural Born Teef.

Posted by: Tank Abrams at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (Mxkdu)

101 banana Dream

Most recent Polish election was stolen as well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

102 Ms. DEI Hire stole $5 million from Farcebook and Nike and all she got was 5 years??? Seems a little light.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (mupln)

103 Judge: Those balloons violate the gag order!
Stormy Daniels: Nah. I could handle that.

Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (Y5SZ0)

104 92 88 Yeah the EU made sure Poland got "fixed"
Posted by: steevy


My understanding is that they surrendered on the wokeness, but the borders are still closed. That remains to be seen though.

The invasion is invidious, it always starts with a few thousand and grows geometrically once the mechanisms are in place.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (hagjt)

105 I saw a leak tweet last night that said we are running at 600,000 "gotaways" a year under Biden. These are the most dangerous as these are the criminals and convicts who do not want to be processed (even though processing no longer includes DNA, or anything, really.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 16, 2024 06:57 PM (hagjt)
***

Saw the same thing.
One of the reasons I carry everywhere, all the time.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (W/lyH)

106 Most recent Polish election was stolen as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (u82oZ)



*sigh

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2024 07:11 PM (V13WU)

107 A man in NY beats two orthodox Jewish children, throwing them to the ground and repeatedly kicking one of them. Gets on his bicycle and rides off. This 'might" possibly be investigated as a hate crime but they just are not sure yet.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 16, 2024 06:49 PM (EoJ7M)

Yes I'd say it's likely the children hated the guy on the bike and must be punished for it

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:11 PM (lX8VI)

108 She cheated both of them so she could get a bigger house, a new car and a trip to Europe?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

Works for a while, then some rayciss go complainin'

Posted by: Darrius and Fani, a tragic story of passionad and money (but mostly money) at May 16, 2024 07:12 PM (Mxkdu)

109 Posted by: Lady in Black at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (mupln)

Sure does.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 07:12 PM (XkYcA)

110 Ms. DEI Hire stole $5 million from Farcebook and Nike and all she got was 5 years??? Seems a little light.
Posted by: Lady in Black at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (mupln)



It's $801.28 an hour. Beats working at a car wash.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 07:12 PM (guGkK)

111 The same people who stole the Polish election shot Fico from Slovakia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 07:13 PM (2QA3G)

112 Seems a little light.
Posted by: Lady in Black

WHAT!!???

Oh

Posted by: Miss Lindsey, low weight in the loafers at May 16, 2024 07:13 PM (Mxkdu)

113 Think the IRS has a case against the woman?

Probably not even interested

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2024 07:13 PM (fwDg9)

114 You can lawfully carry an AK47. Show up at my door with it, unannounced, and start barking orders and I'll blow your fool head off.
Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law


I'm more of a 'center mass' kind of guy but we'll allow it.
Posted by: Tonypete



In the future heavy lead dickshots will be the way to go.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2024 07:14 PM (cOq4q)

115 The same people who stole the Polish election shot Fico from Slovakia.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,

Would take a damn good shot to shoot him from Poland.

Posted by: Mikloslovensko at May 16, 2024 07:14 PM (Mxkdu)

116 LOL I would like to have some more money, but I don't really understand this. Say she's making $125,000 as the Diversity Program manager at those companies. She cheated both of them so she could get a bigger house, a new car and a trip to Europe?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (XkYcA)

In all seriousness, if you're stealing like that from your employers, there are only a few possible reasons. Most likely gambling, or she's part of a criminal enterprise of some sort, not just working alone.

If it was drugs, you wouldn't get that much before you were caught.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:14 PM (dGCAG)

117 It's $801.28 an hour. Beats working at a car wash.

--

She apparently never heard the song that the boss don't mind if she acts the fool.

Posted by: Lady in Black at May 16, 2024 07:15 PM (mupln)

118 It's $801.28 an hour. Beats working at a car wash.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 07:12 PM (guGkK)

(Work and work) well, those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work) keep those waxin' machines humming
(Work and work) my fingers to the bone
(Work and work) keep up, I can't wait 'til it's time to go home

Posted by: Rose Royce at May 16, 2024 07:16 PM (4I/2K)

119 Most recent Polish election was stolen as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

That's what they say. Brazil too.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:16 PM (dGCAG)

120 Some years back they stole the Czech election

Posted by: steevy at May 16, 2024 07:16 PM (FQmDC)

121 It's $801.28 an hour. Beats working at a car wash.
Posted by: Cicero

But still

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXXmeP9TvBg

Posted by: Miklos, 70s survivor at May 16, 2024 07:16 PM (Mxkdu)

122 Most recent Polish election was stolen as well.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (u82oZ)

That's what they say. Brazil too.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:16 PM


If Poland was stolen, Brazil was waxed.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

123 Your Honour, I would like to call Prince Albert as a witness, but I was told he's on the can...

Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 16, 2024 07:18 PM (gKWVE)

124 Done tole y'all peoples

Posted by: Alex J. at May 16, 2024 07:18 PM (Mxkdu)

125 I saw a leak tweet last night that said we are running at 600,000 "gotaways" a year under Biden. These are the most dangerous as these are the criminals and convicts who do not want to be processed (even though processing no longer includes DNA, or anything, really.)
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest
=====================
Maybe a month or two ago I think this blog had a month-by-month tally that went from 100,000 with the Junta. Even Obama's shit was tight compared to Creepy Pervy.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 16, 2024 07:18 PM (cOq4q)

126 >>> In all seriousness, if you're stealing like that from your employers, there are only a few possible reasons. Most likely gambling, or she's part of a criminal enterprise of some sort, not just working alone.

If it was drugs, you wouldn't get that much before you were caught.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:14 PM (dGCAG)


It could just be as simple as Buy Large Mansions. That has gotten to be a very popular hobby nowadays.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 07:18 PM (Y6IkP)

127 Until just now, I thought the lyrics were "the boss don't mind sometimes if you're at the pool"

Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2024 07:19 PM (Y5SZ0)

128 If Poland was stolen, Brazil was waxed.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

Poland was stolen, Brazil was hot-crossed buns!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:19 PM (dGCAG)

129
Same way I will never understand their struggles, but I don't care to," Cobb allegedly wrote in the December 2022 post. "I want to erase them. All of them really, but in this case as many as I possibly can.

Sounds like an article in The Nation.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2024 07:19 PM (63Dwl)

130 Your Honour, I would like to call Prince Albert as a witness, but I was told he's on the can...
Posted by: Michael Cohen at May 16, 2024 07:18 PM


I can show him to you, Your Honor, if you'd like.

Posted by: Andrew Cuomo (D-NY) at May 16, 2024 07:19 PM (a3Q+t)

131
"I want to erase them. All of them really, but in this case as many as I possibly can."

Potential delegate to the Democratic convention.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2024 07:20 PM (MoZTd)

132 It could just be as simple as Buy Large Mansions. That has gotten to be a very popular hobby nowadays.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 07:18 PM (Y6IkP)

That checks. Four point whatever mil for the house, 120K for the monthly electric bill.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 16, 2024 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

133 Sounds like an article in The Nation.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

The Nation has been kept afloat by wealthy individuals for its entire existence.

Funny, that.

Posted by: Miklos is at least happy it is Friday at May 16, 2024 07:21 PM (Mxkdu)

134 Who stole Polish elections?! Return them immediately !!

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2024 07:21 PM (V13WU)

135 @128, LOL!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 16, 2024 07:21 PM (tQtDb)

136 "I want to erase them. All of them really, but in this case as many as I possibly can."

Potential delegate to the Democratic convention.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2024 07:20 PM (MoZTd)



Has he checked out the DOJ Internship Program?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 07:21 PM (guGkK)

137 How many Poles does it take to steal an election?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 16, 2024 07:21 PM (guGkK)

138 I was saying the other day that Poppins could be my press sec but honestly if he ever had a day off, Mayhem could easily fill in.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (lX8VI)

139 I am neutral to negative towards Dominoes Pizza (there are many better alternatives), but the unknown chick that narrates the commercials has a pleasant, 'smiling' voice, if that makes any sense.

And, some of those idiots ace mentioned in the post need a figurative punch in the face.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (ZdzhT)

140 Given the amount of dough undoubtedly involved, are we sure Poland wasn't stollen?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (a3Q+t)

141 banana Dream

Those type of people only understand big mansions. Not maintenance. Nor property taxes. They lose the houses soon enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

142
The Nation has been kept afloat by wealthy individuals for its entire existence.

__________

Generally true of little magazines for time immemorial.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (MoZTd)

143 My nightmare last night was that Trump did pick Nikkii for VP.
And I was at some small meet-n-greet event with them.
Halley was completely clueless and Trump was just there to get cheers.
Like Halley didn't know answers to basic questions and defelcted on all with the "get back to you" dodge while Trump is parading around the room waving and handshakes.

And I was horrified trying to get either to give a F about the country.

Fricking depressing.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (g9W3m)

144 "The reason i specifically want to target white people is because as a black male, they will NEVER understand my struggles. Same way I will never understand their struggles, but I don't care to," Cobb allegedly wrote in the December 2022 post. "I want to erase them. All of them really, but in this case as many as I possibly can."

Funny story. You're gonna get a kick outta this...

Posted by: Margeret Sanger at May 16, 2024 07:23 PM (z+89e)

145
If Poland was stolen, Brazil was waxed.

Brazil is nuts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2024 07:23 PM (63Dwl)

146
To be fair, the immigrant criminals are probably better than the domestic ones cheating the IRS with their projected earned income fraudulences.

Posted by: Auspex at May 16, 2024 07:23 PM (j4U/Z)

147 88 >>> I’d rather it be Poland somehow.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 07:04 PM (84PaW)


Didn't Poland surrender to the left in their last election?
Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 07:07 PM (Y6IkP)

I have yet to meet the polish man/woman who isn’t based AF.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 07:24 PM (84PaW)

148 Brazil is nuts.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2024 07:23 PM


I know, right?

Posted by: Charlie's Aunt at May 16, 2024 07:24 PM (Wnv9h)

149 I have yet to meet the polish man/woman who isn’t based AF.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 07:24 PM (84PaW)

Polish, damn autocucumber!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 16, 2024 07:24 PM (84PaW)

150 The poles still remember what it was like to live under genuine communism. When a Kennedy Dollar was essentially gold.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:25 PM (lX8VI)

151 >>> Those type of people only understand big mansions. Not maintenance. Nor property taxes. They lose the houses soon enough.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)


I would spend money on acreage, some hills, trees, a nice pond, and an easy to maintain domicile. And have a lot left over if I had millions.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 16, 2024 07:26 PM (Y6IkP)

152 Is (Mxkdu) anywhere near (Novdu)? And do they retain similar customs in the spring?

Posted by: Nazdar at May 16, 2024 07:26 PM (9XWKq)

153 Re Daniel Perry:

July 25, 2020 - the date the shooting happened.
April 2023 - Convicted.
May 10, 2023 - Sentenced to 25 years in prison.
May 16, 2024 - Pardoned.

Almost 4 years to get to the right conclusion, the just conclusion.

Even when things are finally set right, it's still: "The process IS the punishment."

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 16, 2024 07:26 PM (O7YUW)

154 139 I am neutral to negative towards Dominoes Pizza (there are many better alternatives), but the unknown chick that narrates the commercials has a pleasant, 'smiling' voice, if that makes any sense.
---
Alex the Chick has that kind of voice. She really should do commercials.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 16, 2024 07:26 PM (woPEM)

155 103 Judge: Those balloons violate the gag order!
Stormy Daniels: Nah. I could handle that.
Posted by: Wally


Hahahahahahahha!
OUCH

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2024 07:27 PM (sNKWb)

156 I'm following a guy named Clay Scott. He's got a beautiful cow, #88, that is massively pregnant, and I mean massively. If this isn't twin calves, then the newborn has got to be about 200 lbs. LOL

Anyway, he seems like a good guy and he cares about his animals. If you want to see what I'm talking about, and you gotta see it to believe it, here's a link to his X page:

https://twitter.com/scottwestacre/status/
1790904172092502152

Posted by: IrishEi at May 16, 2024 07:27 PM (3ImbR)

157 How y'all feeling, nurse?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2024 07:27 PM (a3Q+t)

158 Until just now, I thought the lyrics were "the boss don't mind sometimes if you're at the pool"
Posted by: Wally

A few days ago, someone posted the Dylan Subterranean Homesick Blues video with the signs. Turns out what I heard as "Bic pen" is actually "pig pen." So I've been wrong these last 50 years.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 16, 2024 07:27 PM (L/fGl)

159 Millions are like cell phones..... If you have one or possibly two, another 498 are just gonna cause trouble.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2024 07:28 PM (4XwPj)

160 banana Dream

Cause you are smart.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:28 PM (u82oZ)

161 Fuck, Supremeos just ruled that Congress can exempt parts of the administration from the Constitutional mandate that Congress must fund the government.

Yep, the stupid Consumer protection Bureau funded by the Fed Res System, is Constitutional... even though its clearly not funded by Congress... thus making it so Congress has no oversite.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 16, 2024 07:28 PM (xaFKb)

162 Posted by: Wally at May 16, 2024 07:10 PM (Y5SZ0)

Beautiful

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:28 PM (lX8VI)

163 {{{ nurse ratched }}}

Sending healing prayers, good wishes, and sunshine your way.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:29 PM (u82oZ)

164 Is (Mxkdu) anywhere near (Novdu)? And do they retain similar customs in the spring?
Posted by: Nazdar

Relations are improving, after the Dispute of 1739

Posted by: Official Novdu Informations at May 16, 2024 07:30 PM (Mxkdu)

165 @155/nurse ratched: It only hurts when you laugh? ;-)

Seriously though, don't pull those stitches, k? We want you to continue to be around for a long time!

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 16, 2024 07:30 PM (O7YUW)

166 A buddy was in Trenton this week catching the Amtrak and sent me a picture of the station.

I said they should call it Trenchton.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2024 07:30 PM (RIvkX)

167 >>Hahahahahahahha!
OUCH
Posted by: nurse ratched

Glad to see you back in form after your weekend medical adventure.

Posted by: Aviator at May 16, 2024 07:31 PM (HQ9Sl)

168 nurse ratched

You got the guy with a keen eye for quality, but performance issues to flee across an international border to a yurt in Alaska, so you gots that.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:32 PM (u82oZ)

169 President has the 100% authority to shut down all immigration.


section 212(f) of the Immigration and Nationality Act, uncompelling. The section reads, “Whenever the President finds that the entry of any aliens or any class of aliens into the United States would be detrimental to the interests of the United States, he may by proclamation, and for such period as he shall deem necessary, suspend the entry of all aliens or any class of aliens as immigrants or nonimmigrants, or impose on the entry of aliens any restrictions he may deem to be appropriate.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2024 07:32 PM (ENQN6)

170 Hey guys.

Went for a couple short walks on the beach. I'm at 9000 steps, so getting close to normal. But energy is still blah and my gut hurts when I laugh too hard.

So stop being funny, you bastards!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2024 07:32 PM (sNKWb)

171 115 The same people who stole the Polish election shot Fico from Slovakia.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,

Would take a damn good shot to shoot him from Poland.

Posted by: Mikloslovensko at May 16, 2024 07:14 PM (Mxkdu)
----
Cruise bullets.

Posted by: Ciampino - It's not a debate, it's an argument! #10 at May 16, 2024 07:32 PM (qfLjt)

172 @164 - Good to hear. It takes centuries to heal those wounds, of course.

Posted by: Nazdar at May 16, 2024 07:32 PM (9XWKq)

173 Tornado warning. Getting nasty.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2024 07:33 PM (b82nJ)

174 FUN FACT

I studied Polish in New Orleans.

Got pretty good too, but with a Cajun accent.

Posted by: Coach Miklosmikekrzyzewski at May 16, 2024 07:33 PM (Mxkdu)

175 So stop being funny, you bastards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2024 07:32 PM (sNKWb)

Won't be a problem for me.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:33 PM (lX8VI)

176 he same people who stole the Polish election shot Fico from Slovakia.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory,

Would take a damn good shot to shoot him from Poland.

Posted by: Mikloslovensko at May 16, 2024 07:14 PM (Mxkdu)

😂😂😂

Posted by: runner at May 16, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

177 Have a good night folks!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 16, 2024 07:34 PM (4XwPj)

178 Marcus T

Less posting and more time in a storm shelter.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

179 Tornado warning. Getting nasty.
Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2024 07:33 PM (b82nJ)

Be vigilant. Godspeed. My area got hit last week.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 16, 2024 07:34 PM (2QA3G)

180 Just a further escalation of the violence that was used against the "unlawful" civil rights demonstrators in the 60s
Putting live dogs on people marching without permits ? Perfectly legal

Posted by: Paul banned at May 16, 2024 07:35 PM (q2bEB)

181 Holy shit, #88 is big.
Hope everything comes out ok.
Help bring the steak prices down with twins.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 07:35 PM (ZdzhT)

182 >>Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:34 PM (u82oZ)

lol. I'm watching it roll in. For now.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2024 07:36 PM (b82nJ)

183 Greg Price

@greg_price11
Sara Haines calls the traditional Latin mass “extremist,” “cult like” and comparable to “religions in the Middle East.”

This is nothing but pure, unadulterated bigotry against Catholics.

-
All I know is that when they're summoning witches, demons and shit, they often use Latin.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 16, 2024 07:36 PM (L/fGl)

184 I said they should call it Trenchton.
Posted by: San Franpsycho

I remember when we used to sit
In Government Yard, in Trenchtown

Posted by: Bob Miklos-Marley at May 16, 2024 07:36 PM (Mxkdu)

185 Houston Morons, keep your heads down. Storm with 100-120 mph winds heading down 290 towards downtown.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2024 07:36 PM (lTGtQ)

186 The Centers for Disease Control and Prevention has detected a new set of COVID-19 variants nicknamed FLiRT in wastewater surveillance, according to data from the agency.

mask
6.5 feet
no gay sex

ha 1 of these is a joke

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 16, 2024 07:36 PM (ENQN6)

187 What area are the twisters in?

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 07:37 PM (ZdzhT)

188 If a live dog chewed most of your brain out no one would notice any difference. Except the dog who would turn into a retard.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:38 PM (lX8VI)

189 Yeah it's getting dicey now.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2024 07:38 PM (b82nJ)

190 What area are the twisters in?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 07:37 PM (ZdzhT)
-------------

Sixties Motown Group! What do I win?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 16, 2024 07:38 PM (tT6L1)

191 Multi-skilled journalist! She is the Swiss army knife of journalism.

Posted by: PG at May 16, 2024 07:38 PM (gQbO4)

192 The storm is headed southeast, should be in downtown right now. Going towards Galena Park.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2024 07:39 PM (lTGtQ)

193 If a live dog chewed most of your brain out no one would notice any difference. Except the dog who would turn into a retard.
Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:38 PM (lX8VI)

The Kennedy worm already ate into his brain, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 07:39 PM (ZdzhT)

194 I'll say a prayer Marcus. Hope you are well otherwise.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:39 PM (lX8VI)

195 So stop being funny, you bastards!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 16, 2024 07:32 PM


If Ace wanted us to be funny, he would issue us an off-the-shelf sense of humor.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 16, 2024 07:39 PM (a3Q+t)

196 145
If Poland was stolen, Brazil was waxed.

Brazil is nuts.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 16, 2024 07:23 PM (63Dwl)
----
Don't tell me, waxed nuts?

Posted by: Pretend woman looking for a Brazilian at May 16, 2024 07:39 PM (qfLjt)

197 >>What area are the twisters in?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 07:37 PM (ZdzhT)

South Texas

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2024 07:39 PM (b82nJ)

198 Miklos knows Jah

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2024 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

199 damn

Posted by: JackStraw at May 16, 2024 07:40 PM (LkLld)

200 >>Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:39 PM (lX8VI)

Thanks. Always appreciate prayers. They work👍🏻

Posted by: Marcus T at May 16, 2024 07:40 PM (b82nJ)

201 What area are the twisters in?
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

I KNOW!

Posted by: Chubby Checker at May 16, 2024 07:41 PM (Mxkdu)

202 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2024 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

Sorry if you answered me the other day, I missed it.

Was it you who warned about Kamala all those years back?

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:41 PM (lX8VI)

203 All I know is that when they're summoning witches, demons and shit, they often use Latin.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 16, 2024 07:36 PM


Kilroynius hic erat

Posted by: Gaius Kilroynius at May 16, 2024 07:41 PM (a3Q+t)

204 .

NOOD Cafe

Time to put the politics of the day away for a little while at least, and go enjoy the cute.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 16, 2024 07:41 PM (O7YUW)

205 CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at May 16, 2024 07:41 PM (fwDg9)

206 Drop the puck, eh?
Posted by: JackStraw


Is that like dropping the soap?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 16, 2024 07:42 PM (IG4Id)

207 Holy shit, #88 is big.
Hope everything comes out ok.
Help bring the steak prices down with twins.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 16, 2024 07:35 PM (ZdzhT)
~~~~~

Isn't she!
I've got notifications enabled so I hear as soon as she gives birth. Praying Momma Cow #88 and calf (calves?) are okay.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 16, 2024 07:42 PM (3ImbR)

208 Those type of people only understand big mansions. Not maintenance. Nor property taxes. They lose the houses soon enough.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:22 PM (u82oZ)

And the cars in a chase with their wanted felon boyfriend driving.

Posted by: Reforger at May 16, 2024 07:43 PM (B705c)

209 The storm has crossed through downtown Houston on the north side. Tornado reported on the northeast side of Loop 610. If you are west or south of Houston, you are wet but should be safe from wind. If you are east, good luck.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 16, 2024 07:43 PM (lTGtQ)

210 Was it you who warned about Kamala all those years back?
Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:41 PM (lX8VI)
====

Probably. Like 15 years ago!

She was my city attorney when I was in city hall.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2024 07:44 PM (RIvkX)

211 ...

Yes. Yes he did. Remember it well.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 07:44 PM (u82oZ)

212 Miklos knows Jah
Posted by: San Franpsycho

Ever livin', ever sure

Posted by: Haile Mikloselassie at May 16, 2024 07:45 PM (Mxkdu)

213 Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 16, 2024 07:40 PM (RIvkX)

Thank you. It was a fantastic and prescient warning! Those are hard to come by.

Posted by: ... at May 16, 2024 07:45 PM (lX8VI)

214 I mentioned #88 a few days ago. Following him too

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2024 07:46 PM (yeEu9)

215 I mentioned #88 a few days ago. Following him too
Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 16, 2024 07:46 PM (yeEu9)
~~~~~

I missed that.

It's amazing, isn't it?.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 16, 2024 07:49 PM (3ImbR)

216 53 Lee Summit is also where Jewells45 lives.

Her dog Moose (nickname Fang) will feast on BLM agitators. Soon.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 16, 2024 06:58 PM (u82oZ)

I have extended family that lives in Lee's Summit, if I haven't outlived them all. Ought to reach out and see who is left. Time's getting short.

Posted by: javems at May 16, 2024 08:07 PM (8I4hW)

217 "A man" got off his bike and attacked children. Watching the video it is apparent that this "man" could be described as a POC. However, the media leaves it up to the reader to ascertain his race, in effect shielding the fact that he is a POC. This is as opposed to a POW (person of white) being over identified in cases such as this. Racist much?

Posted by: Fed Up to Here at May 16, 2024 08:10 PM (VcHM+)

218 that is, eradicate the white race, according to the FBI.
-----

Well, if the FBLie said it, then you are obligated to uncritically report it as if God told you.

I assume this is BS.

If the FBI was rolling down my street, I'd assume my life and the lives of my innocent neighbors is at risk. But hey, when they get Ace, no doubt most of his horde will nod along and say, "I always worried he was a child pr0nographer."

And those same mental giants will call me a glowie. May your chains rest lightly upon you.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 16, 2024 09:28 PM (FRT/w)

219 a genocide-scale shooting
Of white people? I really doubt this guy has enough ammo. I mean, c'mon, there's something like 150 million white (or white-adjacent) people just in the US. Even if he's god-level in some FPS game, at one-shot-one-kill, he's gonna need 150 million rounds. And that's gonna be expensive as he severely impacts the ammo industry's output.

I get murder, terrorism... but to throw the word "genocide" on there because the guy has fever dreams of wiping out the "white race"? C'mon, man, slow your roll a little.

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