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Memorial Day Cafe

tokyotowerredwhiteandblue.jpg
Tokyo
That's not a joke caption, the
Tokyo Tower
is inspired by the Eiffel Tower.
by @3yin_2yu via @Japan_City_Blues

Watersking while being towed by a drone boat.

You boys stop fighting.

Frigid beaver.

Charged up dog.


This video of Boston Dynamic's "sand flea jumping robot" is 12 years old, but it's new to me.

Did you see the ravens ball game?

Flick the runt baby goat is bullied by his siblings and rejected by his mother, but he finds a new flock.


Poor little dog just isn't cut out for the sheep herding game.


ICYMI: French bulldog has the strangest vocalizations.

From Steve Inman: some classic black and blue.


I've linked this before, but it fits the Red White and Blue theme, a little:


Tibet has some geography:




Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:33 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:34 PM (Iy0lE)

2 Hi, callsign claymore. I called them.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2024 07:36 PM (OX9vb)

3 Indeed. Howdy Ace, Horde.

RIP to the honored dead remembered today.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:36 PM (Iy0lE)

4 Hey

Posted by: Ciampino - awkward and all thumbs at May 27, 2024 07:37 PM (qfLjt)

5 Howdy, Dash my lace wigs!

I am remiss. It's time for a Memorial Day toast.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:37 PM (Iy0lE)

6 I generally dislike France, but the Eiffel Tower is awesome.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 07:38 PM (v6JzV)

7 Hamsters losing my comments!

Posted by: Jamaica at May 27, 2024 07:38 PM (IG7T0)

8 *a toast to those who gave all for our freedoms.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2024 07:39 PM (OX9vb)

9 Double C --
Bulg --

Howdy to you both!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 07:40 PM (RFPHU)

10 *a toast to those who gave all for our freedoms.
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 27, 2024 07:39 PM (OX9vb)


Amen to that!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 07:40 PM (RFPHU)

11 Everyone had a blessed day, I hope. I worry not for our honored dead. Their pain is over.
Ours, on the other hand...

Posted by: gourmand du jour, call sign honey glazed mystery nuggets at May 27, 2024 07:41 PM (MeG8a)

12 So Merchan will sentence Trump to 136 years and Joe Biden will address us all from the oval office saying,

"The Republican maggots have nominated a convicted criminal who has been sentenced to prison, and I support that wholeheartedly. A jury of his peers has found him guilty."

"He will die in prison, as is just. He deserves more, and may get more in future trials."

"I will issue an Executive Order immediately to see he is removed from the ballots in all 50 states. God Bless America."

Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 27, 2024 07:43 PM (KiBMU)

13 That's not a joke caption, the Tokyo Tower is inspired by the Eiffel Tower.

Tokyo has a mini Statue of Liberty on Odaiba island, too.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 07:44 PM (DgGvY)

14 Can anybody figure this out? Because I sure as hell can't.

https://shorturl.at/Kb5zI

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 07:45 PM (L/fGl)

15 Hey Doof, everybody.

A toast with Auchentoshan, followed by a brief prayer for the fallen.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:46 PM (Iy0lE)

16 Inverted cat face. Then comment.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 27, 2024 07:47 PM (as3uC)

17 That bulldog could be reading a certain presidential teleprompter.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 27, 2024 07:47 PM (JLq/1)

18 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 07:47 PM (yFrsX)

19 yo wut sup

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:47 PM (ENQN6)

20 Now, this I get.

https://shorturl.at/4Lc9s

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 07:47 PM (L/fGl)

21 A toast with Auchentoshan, followed by a brief prayer for the fallen.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:46 PM (Iy0lE)


To those who gave all.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM (bvWAj)

22 Shit in the seine day is coming up!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM (ENQN6)

23 Can anybody figure this out? Because I sure as hell can't.
https://shorturl.at/Kb5zI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks


Tacks
"Aaaaaay"
Shin

is theft.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM (DgGvY)

24 14 Can anybody figure this out? Because I sure as hell can't.

https://shorturl.at/Kb5zI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 07:45 PM (L/fGl)

----------------------

Tacks + Ayyyyy + Shin
Is Theft

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM (F4bAW)

25 15 Hey Doof, everybody.

A toast with Auchentoshan, followed by a brief prayer for the fallen.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:46 PM (Iy0lE)

CC ... you need to stay stay Stateside.

Doof don't do whisky

I, on the other hand, am cultured ... Laphroaig all around

Posted by: browndog likes it peaty at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM (TTAGa)

26 Tibet has some geography:


And apparently better roads than Seattle.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 07:49 PM (bvWAj)

27 *inserts joke about frigid beavers*

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2024 07:49 PM (6gW4D)

28 Remember that stare, that focus.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 27, 2024 07:49 PM (as3uC)

29 Can anybody figure this out? Because I sure as hell can't.
https://shorturl.at/Kb5zI
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 07:45 PM (L/fGl)

Now my advice for those who die (taxman)
Declare the pennies on your eyes (taxman)
'Cause I'm the taxman
Yeah, I'm the taxman
And you're working for no one but me (taxman)...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 27, 2024 07:50 PM (R/m4+)

30 "In Paris, urine and faecal matter used to be considered fertilisers," Esculier says during a stroll along the Seine – above ground, this time. He proudly wears a badge saying "L'urine c'est cool"("Urine is cool").

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:51 PM (ENQN6)

31 I miss Inman. More please!

Posted by: Dan at May 27, 2024 07:53 PM (ZfvV/)

32 It is true what you say about the Tokyo Tower. I have seen it up close and have been in it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9XHU2DdhIvI

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 07:53 PM (8sMut)

33 Tacks
"Aaaaaay"
Shin

is theft.
Posted by: mikeski

I got none of those syllables right.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 27, 2024 07:54 PM (L/fGl)

34 30 "In Paris, urine and faecal matter used to be considered fertilisers," Esculier says during a stroll along the Seine – above ground, this time. He proudly wears a badge saying "L'urine c'est cool"("Urine is cool").
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:51 PM (ENQN6)

--------------------------

I dunno. Urine always seemed kinda warm to me.

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 27, 2024 07:54 PM (F4bAW)

35 So in New Braunfels, Texas they had paid and gambling badger fights. The Champ badger is now stuffed over the bar as he attacked some children.

Duh they are fucking badgers

thats what they do

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:54 PM (ENQN6)

36 "In Paris, urine and faecal matter used to be considered fertilisers," Esculier says during a stroll along the Seine – above ground, this time. He proudly wears a badge saying "L'urine c'est cool"("Urine is cool").
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:51 PM (ENQN6)

The French are a strange race.
They fight with their feet and
f*ck with their face.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2024 07:54 PM (6gW4D)

37 "In Paris, urine and faecal matter used to be considered fertilisers," Esculier says during a stroll along the Seine – above ground, this time. He proudly wears a badge saying "L'urine c'est cool"("Urine is cool").

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:51 PM


After the French Revolution Napoleon issued a decree that all night soils belonged to the Emperor and were to be used in the production of gun powder. IIRC they had special collection stations throughout Paris and other large Cities.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2024 07:54 PM (QNSds)

38 25 I freely admit my ignorance about booze and classical music. Working on fixing both.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:55 PM (Iy0lE)

39 I dunno. Urine always seemed kinda warm to me.
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 27, 2024 07:54 PM (F4bAW)

I may not be piss bit I am still urine!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 07:55 PM (ENQN6)

40
The girls is all salty
The boys is all sweet
The food ain't too shabby
An' they piss in the street
Down in France
Way down in France

Posted by: Guy who relates everything to a Zappa song at May 27, 2024 07:56 PM (vFG9F)

41 A toast with Auchentoshan, followed by a brief prayer for the fallen.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 07:46 PM (Iy0lE)

CC ... you need to stay stay Stateside.

Doof don't do whisky

I, on the other hand, am cultured ... Laphroaig all around
Posted by: browndog likes it peaty at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM (TTAGa)
***

My neighbor just sent me a picture of the beer he set up at his table in a bar. So far he hasn't had to buy a drink. Smart for a sailor...

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 07:56 PM (bvWAj)

42 12 So Merchan will sentence Trump to 136 years and Joe Biden will address us all from the oval office saying,

"The Republican maggots have nominated a convicted criminal who has been sentenced to prison, and I support that wholeheartedly. A jury of his peers has found him guilty."

"He will die in prison, as is just. He deserves more, and may get more in future trials."

"I will issue an Executive Order immediately to see he is removed from the ballots in all 50 states. God Bless America."
Posted by: Mr Gaga at May 27, 2024 07:43 PM (KiBMU)

"Americans will also have two weeks to go before a federal judge and declare and oath of loyalty to the Democratic Party, as it is the party with the sole, exclusive right to rule this country as it and it alone sees fit. Any American that does not do so will be shot."

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 07:56 PM (8sMut)

43 Your Majesty, you look like the piss-boy!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 27, 2024 07:56 PM (6gW4D)

44 9 Hey, Doof!

I hear you do disco now. Did you give up pickleball for it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 07:57 PM (v6JzV)

45 After the French Revolution Napoleon issued a decree that all night soils belonged to the Emperor and were to be used in the production of gun powder. IIRC they had special collection stations throughout Paris and other large Cities.

I imagine more than one purse thief was unhappy with his haul.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 07:57 PM (CsUN+)

46
Solemn the drums thrill; Death august and royal
Sings sorrow up into immortal spheres,
There is music in the midst of desolation
And a glory that shines upon our tears.

They went with songs to the battle, they were young,
Straight of limb, true of eye, steady and aglow.
They were staunch to the end against odds uncounted;
They fell with their faces to the foe.

They shall grow not old, as we that are left grow old:
Age shall not weary them, nor the years condemn.
At the going down of the sun and in the morning
We will remember them.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2024 07:58 PM (mH6SG)

47 Hey, Doof!
I hear you do disco now. Did you give up pickleball for it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus"

You can do both. I've heard it helps stayin' alive.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 07:58 PM (vFG9F)

48 Doof don't do whisky

I, on the other hand, am cultured ... Laphroaig all around
Posted by: browndog likes it peaty at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM (TTAGa)


Cultured?? Is that what you're calling that dirt-whisky now??

And actually - for some reason, there are a few bourbon brands that use the "whisky" spelling instead of the more common "whiskey". Makers Mark and Old Forester are 2 that I can think of immediately.

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 07:59 PM (RFPHU)

49 The spelling “faecal” is totes ghey.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 07:59 PM (v6JzV)

50 After the French Revolution Napoleon issued a decree that all night soils belonged to the Emperor and were to be used in the production of gun powder. IIRC they had special collection stations throughout Paris and other large Cities.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 27, 2024 07:54 PM (QNSds)

Working on the night soils
Trying to fill the pots of those Paris Royals

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:00 PM (ENQN6)

51 "Nightsoil" was not a very popular Bob Seeger tune.

Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

52 Hey, Doof!

I hear you do disco now. Did you give up pickleball for it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 07:57 PM (v6JzV)


Disco Doof made an appearance at the TxMoMe last year. I've also been to a few disco parties. NO CHANCE that will replace pickleball!!!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:01 PM (RFPHU)

53 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qX6ObfjPnK8

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 08:02 PM (8sMut)

54 James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville
It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up.

https://tinyurl.com/5yw4mvv4
45 seconds
====
No wonder she fell -- some guy shot a giant red arrow at her in the starters' blocks!


Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:03 PM (ZdexC)

55 Disco Doof has some moves. You guys should take notes.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:03 PM (WnDHN)

56 Screwdriver tonight with spicy V8, added PickaPepper sauce before taking a sip. This is gonna take some doin..

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 08:03 PM (NxC5+)

57 Ben Had, email sent.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:03 PM (a3Q+t)

58 The Libertarian's have nominated a gay communist.

There is ZERO communist have with Libertarians.

Dick Suckers for Islam is more with it.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:04 PM (ENQN6)

59 That Laphroaig looks interesting.

Band of Brothers is playing ... what a superb series.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 08:04 PM (Iy0lE)

60 Duncanthrax, thank you. Oct is fast approaching.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:05 PM (WnDHN)

61 51 "Nightsoil" was not a very popular Bob Seeger tune.
Posted by: fd at May 27, 2024 08:00 PM (vFG9F)

Woke last night to the sound of thunder

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:05 PM (ENQN6)

62 I imagine more than one purse thief was unhappy with his haul.
Posted by: Archimedes


Le Merde-Voleur

Posted by: le petomaine at May 27, 2024 08:05 PM (gKWVE)

63 First the Libertarian Party.
Now, the World!

Posted by: Big Penguin at May 27, 2024 08:06 PM (vFG9F)

64 Well past bedtime
Hope everyone had a great holiday and have a good evening

Posted by: Skip at May 27, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

65 Screwdriver tonight with spicy V8, added PickaPepper sauce before taking a sip. This is gonna take some doin..
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 08:03 PM


Orange juice, spicy V8, and PickaPepper sauce? That's an, um, interesting flavor profile.

An unintended consequence of so much proximity to Gaston's perfection? ;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:06 PM (a3Q+t)

66 Band of Brothers is on here too.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:06 PM (WnDHN)

67 We will remember them.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2024 07:58 PM (mH6SG)

Never lost a family. It must be hard.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:07 PM (ENQN6)

68 Disco, disco Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:07 PM (v6JzV)

69 Disco Doof has some moves. You guys should take notes.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:03 PM (WnDHN)


You're too kind! I think I have about 3 moves. I need to learn some more!!

*raises bourbon glass toward Texas*

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:07 PM (RFPHU)

70 @30 - that was one of the things I loved about Paris ... "if you gotta go, you gotta go". ... and it was taken fairly literally.
the Municipality (at that time, late 70s) maintained a corps of gutter-washers dressed in navy-blue boiler suits, armed with a curb-hydrant wrench and a broom-thing made out of a goodish 2" pole with the working end made from a bundle of twigs; they would flush & sweep the gutters daily. Major streets around the Etoile had 1890s wrought-iron pissoirs for general usage.
Loved the indoor WCs too, a square meter +/- with two foot-islands and a drain. just clear your clothing, squat and let it go, what-ever!

saw the fire department responding one day, the chief was wearing a shined brass Adrian helmet. what's not to love, amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:08 PM (tQtDb)

71 ‘Night Skip. Sleep well.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:08 PM (v6JzV)

72 I, on the other hand, am cultured ... Laphroaig all around
Posted by: browndog likes it peaty at May 27, 2024 07:48 PM

^^^ This guy? He gets it.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:08 PM (Wnv9h)

73 Doof, those three moves were pretty tight and yes, I looked at your ass!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (WnDHN)

74 You're too kind! I think I have about 3 moves. I need to learn some more!!

*raises bourbon glass toward Texas*
Posted by: Doof

It's not the number of moves, it's how you string them together. Oo- Oo

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (ftFVW)

75 Funny texting screencap conversation about oven cleaning, oddly enough!

From... Spill The Memes @SpillTheMemes May 26

https://tinyurl.com/3f23ve66

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (ZdexC)

76 Proper whiskey has an 'e' in its name. The other stuff will do in a pinch, or for medicinal purposes.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:10 PM (a3Q+t)

77 Heathens. Balvanie is for closers.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:11 PM (WnDHN)

78 58 The Libertarian's have nominated a gay communist.

There is ZERO communist have with Libertarians.

Dick Suckers for Islam is more with it.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:04 PM (ENQN6)

But, but...YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY DRUGS!!!

Posted by: Libertarians at May 27, 2024 08:11 PM (8sMut)

79 Leinenkugel's Original (hard to find!) tonight.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:11 PM (tQtDb)

80 Doof, those three moves were pretty tight and yes, I looked at your ass!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM

This place....😂

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:11 PM (Wnv9h)

81 59 That Laphroaig looks interesting.

Band of Brothers is playing ... what a superb series.
Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 08:04 PM (Iy0lE)

Laohroaig is an acquired taste ... very peaty, medicinal / iodine notes.

Quarter Cask is my go to. The "ex" called it "suffering in a cup".

As with all Scotches, it's pricey ... but not outrageously so.

Posted by: browndog likes it peaty at May 27, 2024 08:11 PM (TTAGa)

82 Loved the indoor WCs too, a square meter +/- with two foot-islands and a drain. just clear your clothing, squat and let it go, what-ever!

saw the fire department responding one day, the chief was wearing a shined brass Adrian helmet. what's not to love, amirite?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:08 PM (tQtDb)

I had to counsel an employee that could only shit naked. He would throw his clothes over the door.

It was not fun.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:12 PM (ENQN6)

83 At least “vodka” is easy to spell.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:12 PM (v6JzV)

84 I made it to 81 today. Now shooting for 81 plus 1 day.

Posted by: Ronster at May 27, 2024 08:13 PM (Rm/B1)

85 Where else can you get the dance scene from Footloose done but at the TXMoMe.

She Hobbit got moves!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:13 PM (WnDHN)

86 We will broker a deal with Hamas: we will turn over all of our hyper evil apes and pigs to them and turn our back as they destroy that disgusting country full of hyper evil apes and pigs. In exchange they will supply us with an unlimited supply of YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY drugs!!!

A win win if you ask us!

Posted by: Libertarians at May 27, 2024 08:13 PM (8sMut)

87 At least “vodka” is easy to spell.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Don't you mean wodka?

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:13 PM (ftFVW)

88 Macallan's 15.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 08:14 PM (bvWAj)

89 But, but...YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY DRUGS!!!
Posted by: Libertarians at May 27, 2024 08:11 PM (8sMut)

There is no real laws on drugs. IDIOTS

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:14 PM (ENQN6)

90 Last guy is nuts... I though, that would be rough on a kayak, and then I saw the paddle board, move him into the fool column.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 08:14 PM (Av2jG)

91 73 Doof, those three moves were pretty tight and yes, I looked at your ass!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (WnDHN)

74 You're too kind! I think I have about 3 moves. I need to learn some more!!

*raises bourbon glass toward Texas*
Posted by: Doof

It's not the number of moves, it's how you string them together. Oo- Oo
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (ftFVW)

LOL ...

You two, I swear

Posted by: browndog has two left paws at May 27, 2024 08:14 PM (TTAGa)

92 you go, Ronster! don't let us fu^k you up!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:14 PM (tQtDb)

93 Night Moves:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xH7cSSKnkL4

There are two well known actors in the video. One is easy. The other more difficult.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 08:14 PM (CsUN+)

94 Doof, those three moves were pretty tight and yes, I looked at your ass!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (WnDHN)

It's not the number of moves, it's how you string them together. Oo- Oo
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (ftFVW)


*fans self*
My, oh my!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:15 PM (RFPHU)

95 At least “vodka” is easy to spell.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:12 PM

Built-in Scottish field sobriety test.

What have you been drinkin' tonight, laddie?

Could you spell that?

Fuck it, ossifer, I'm drunk.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:15 PM (Wnv9h)

96 Happy birthday, Ronster!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2024 08:15 PM (ya/XM)

97 Balvanie French Oak cask 16.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:15 PM (WnDHN)

98 *blushes*

All those years in show choir finally paying off!

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:15 PM (ftFVW)

99 America should be isolationist in such a way that it makes Albania under Enver Hoxha an example of openness to the world. The Founders said they wanted America that way. Besides, even having things like embassies in different countries interferes with more important issues, like how do we get our hands on and consume more YUMMY YUMMY YUMMY drugs!!!

Posted by: Libertarians at May 27, 2024 08:15 PM (8sMut)

100 Balvanie French Oak cask 16.

*cough*Balvenie*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 27, 2024 08:16 PM (CsUN+)

101 65 Screwdriver tonight with spicy V8, added PickaPepper sauce before taking a sip. This is gonna take some doin..
Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 08:03 PM

Orange juice, spicy V8, and PickaPepper sauce? That's an, um, interesting flavor profile.

An unintended consequence of so much proximity to Gaston's perfection? ;-)
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:06 PM (a3Q+t
Well, I left out the orange juice. I guess that made it a bloody mary, suppose I’m a more sophisticated shooter than drinker.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 08:16 PM (NxC5+)

102 Doof, those three moves were pretty tight and yes, I looked at your ass!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (WnDHN)

It's not the number of moves, it's how you string them together. Oo- Oo
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM (ftFVW)

*fans self*
My, oh my!!
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:15 PM

*also looks at Doof's ass*

Oh, my....

Posted by: George Takei at May 27, 2024 08:17 PM (Wnv9h)

103 French Bulldogs should not exist

Posted by: scottst at May 27, 2024 08:17 PM (Zthmf)

104 87 wodka?

I don’t understand where the “w” for “v” thing comes from in popular English-language depictions of a Russian accent. Russian has a “v” sound. It’s pronounced “vodka” in Russian, with a “v.”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:17 PM (v6JzV)

105 Doof, those three moves were pretty tight and yes, I looked at your ass!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:09 PM


Dang. I thought you were appreciating his powder blue leisure suit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:18 PM (a3Q+t)

106 Sometimes you walk into a conversation and realize you should not ask.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:18 PM (3aLWR)

107 Cholula FTW!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:18 PM (tQtDb)

108 Hey, I may be old but I ain't dead yet!!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:19 PM (WnDHN)

109 Yeah, he's a real winner.
Nick Sortor @nicksortor 14h
🚨 The Libertarians just nominated Chase Oliver, who has PUBLICLY called for:
➡️ Transing children
➡️ Mask & Vax mandates
➡️ Men in women’s sports
➡️ Open borders

And that’s just what he’s been calling for under Biden

What a joke. This guy’s not getting anywhere CLOSE to 3% 🤣
https://tinyurl.com/2y74hjm9
tweet screencaps

TJ Roberts @realTJRoberts 14h
The Libertarian Party just nominated an open Leftist who hosted a fundraiser for Barack Obama in GEORGIA!

This guy is a plant to get Biden reelected.

If you believe in Liberty, it’s time to get on the Trump Train! #Trump2024

Chase Oliver @ChaseOliver2024 5h
The Age of Consent is too damn high.
https://tinyurl.com/3nrw69rn

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:19 PM (ZdexC)

110 103 French Bulldogs should not exist
Posted by: scottst at May 27, 2024 08:17 PM (Zthmf)

now do xxxxdoodle

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:19 PM (ENQN6)

111 nurse!!!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:19 PM (RFPHU)

112 I don’t understand where the “w” for “v” thing comes from in popular English-language depictions of a Russian accent. Russian has a “v” sound. It’s pronounced “vodka” in Russian, with a “v.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:17 PM

Beats me. My best guess is Anglicizing Polish spelling, but what do I know?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:20 PM (Wnv9h)

113 Sometimes you walk into a conversation and realize you should not ask.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:18 PM (3aLWR)


Is this about my junk in the trunk?

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:20 PM (RFPHU)

114 108 Hey, I may be old but I ain't dead yet!!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:19 PM (WnDHN)

You've a keen eye ...

Doof shows up at auction, I know who'll bid

Posted by: browndog headed for the glue factory at May 27, 2024 08:20 PM (TTAGa)

115 French oak > Swedish particleboard

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 27, 2024 08:20 PM (bo7UB)

116 108 Hey, I may be old but I ain't dead yet!!
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:19 PM (WnDHN)


Get it, girl!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:21 PM (3aLWR)

117 113 Sometimes you walk into a conversation and realize you should not ask.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:18 PM (3aLWR)

Is this about my junk in the trunk?
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:20 PM (RFPHU)


I hope you're referring to the need to clean out the garage.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:21 PM (3aLWR)

118 choice between scottbott and French bulldog. Bulldog wins!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:21 PM (WnDHN)

119 I failed to attribute my excerpt to the proper author. It is from For the Fallen by Laurence Binyon. Gets a bit dusty every time I read it.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2024 08:22 PM (mH6SG)

120 So it's now coming out that Doof shakes that thang pretty good, eh?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)

121 Chase Oliver @ChaseOliver2024 5h
The Age of Consent is too damn high.
https://tinyurl.com/3nrw69rn
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:19 PM (ZdexC)

It appears there's some Soros fuckery behind his assent to the nomination

Posted by: browndog headed for the glue factory at May 27, 2024 08:22 PM (TTAGa)

122 I don’t understand where the “w” for “v” thing comes from in popular English-language depictions of a Russian accent. Russian has a “v” sound. It’s pronounced “vodka” in Russian, with a “v.”
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Surely it was Chekov on Star Trek.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:22 PM (ftFVW)

123
from experience, I think "wodka" is more of a Polish pronunciation,
'NTTAWWT ... & fwiw ...
...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:23 PM (tQtDb)

124 French Bulldogs should not exist
Posted by: scottst at May 27, 2024 08:17 PM

*wheezes loudly in the corner*

Posted by: Pugs at May 27, 2024 08:23 PM (Wnv9h)

125 I'm becoming more and more receptive to isolationism. I'm in my 50s and it goes against everything I was ever shown and taught by "Our Betters", but I've fully accepted that they don't have our best interests at heart domestically, so why would they have our best interests at heart internationally?

You hurt or kidnap Americans and we blow the crap out of you, and we do it disproportionately. We'll do it over and over again if we need to, but it will stop when you stop hurting Americans.

I don't care at all about Your Democracy or too many of your problems or money laundering schemes. If you want to trade with us good, if not that's fine, too. If we can work together and be happy, great. But the moment you cross us you lose our trade, and if you hurt any of us you get the crap beat out of you and then we leave you to clean up your rubble.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (DJbC6)

126 So it's now coming out that Doof shakes that thang pretty good, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Rated: TRUE

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (ftFVW)

127 108, & we're all glad of it!

& many more!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (tQtDb)

128 I made it to 81 today. Now shooting for 81 plus 1 day.

Awesome. God bless and keep on keepin' on.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (mH6SG)

129 Moron Robbie, Hear, Hear.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (WnDHN)

130 So it's now coming out that Doof shakes that thang pretty good, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)


It was late in the day. Gun ranges had long since been shut down for the day. Libations were a-plenty. And some feisty 'ettes were egging me on.

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (RFPHU)

131 President Moron Robbie has my vote!

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (PiwSw)

132 107 Cholula FTW!
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:18 PM (tQtDb)

Whataburger Spicy Ketchup featuring Cholula.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (8sMut)

133 Damn. I wish I had the phalanx of female admirers that Doof does.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (v6JzV)

134 https://tinyurl.com/3nrw69rn

before I watch13

So no real number

yes but only for hormones

95% of girls trying to be boys
1. piss themselves
2. shit themselves
3. vagina dead (think 80 YO)
4. 12X likely to try suicide

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (ENQN6)

135 It was late in the day. Gun ranges had long since been shut down for the day. Libations were a-plenty. And some feisty 'ettes were egging me on.
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:25 PM (RFPHU)


So you back'ed it up, dropped it down and went to town?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:26 PM (3aLWR)

136 So it's now coming out that Doof shakes that thang pretty good, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Rated: TRUE
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (ftFVW)


My dance partner!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:27 PM (RFPHU)

137 I have a translation of War and Peace where Rostov speaks with a W instead of an R.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 27, 2024 08:27 PM (IG7T0)

138 Shake your Doof thing shake your Doof thing yeah yeah

Posted by: Penguins & Herb at May 27, 2024 08:28 PM (vFG9F)

139 130 So it's now coming out that Doof shakes that thang pretty good, eh?
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:22 PM (a3Q+t)


Pickleball is a strong aphrodisiac among certain populations. This is known.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 27, 2024 08:28 PM (PiwSw)

140
TJ Roberts @realTJRoberts 14h
The Libertarian Party just nominated an open Leftist who hosted a fundraiser for Barack Obama in GEORGIA!

We lose because the two parties want to keep us down with unfair ballot access laws. Americans love our policies. (Besides, if you disagree with us, we can't help it if you are a blithering fucking idiot.)

Posted by: Libertarians at May 27, 2024 08:28 PM (8sMut)

141 81 Thank you.

Mcallans 15 ... Balvenie French Oak cask 16 ... duly noted

I went with Auchentoshan because friends got me a bottle of their high end stuff as a thank you for something a while back.

Posted by: callsign claymore at May 27, 2024 08:28 PM (oXD51)

142 137 Elmer Fuddovich Rostov was one of Alexander I’s best generals.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:29 PM (v6JzV)

143 Basically, Doof is a male stripper?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:29 PM (3aLWR)

144 My dance partner!!!
Posted by: Doof

*fist bump*

or maybe *crossing disco points!*

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:29 PM (ftFVW)

145 " ... But the moment you cross us you lose our trade, and if you hurt any of us you get the crap beat out of you and then we leave you to clean up your rubble.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (DJbC6)"

and we will keep bouncing the rubble until we are thoroughly bored ...

or maybe a few weeks / months extra justonnacountawe would'n'ave wanted ya to think we dint care, deeply & completely.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:30 PM (tQtDb)

146 What happens at the TXMoMe mostly stays at the TXMoMe.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:30 PM (WnDHN)

147
You hurt or kidnap Americans and we blow the crap out of you, and we do it disproportionately. We'll do it over and over again if we need to, but it will stop when you stop hurting Americans.

I don't care at all about Your Democracy or too many of your problems or money laundering schemes. ...
But the moment you cross us you lose our trade, and if you hurt any of us you get the crap beat out of you and then we leave you to clean up your rubble.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (DJb
---------------------------

Moron Robbie for president.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (fkuu7)

148 I don't care at all about Your Democracy or too many of your problems or money laundering schemes. If you want to trade with us good, if not that's fine, too. If we can work together and be happy, great. But the moment you cross us you lose our trade, and if you hurt any of us you get the crap beat out of you and then we leave you to clean up your rubble.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (DJbC6)

1. Cut off all foreign aid.
2. Zero visas without a treaty (that we like).
3. Fair trade.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (ENQN6)

149 125 I'm becoming more and more receptive to isolationism. I'm in my 50s and it goes against everything I was ever shown and taught by "Our Betters", but I've fully accepted that they don't have our best interests at heart domestically, so why would they have our best interests at heart internationally?

You hurt or kidnap Americans and we blow the crap out of you, and we do it disproportionately. We'll do it over and over again if we need to, but it will stop when you stop hurting Americans.

I don't care at all about Your Democracy or too many of your problems or money laundering schemes. If you want to trade with us good, if not that's fine, too. If we can work together and be happy, great. But the moment you cross us you lose our trade, and if you hurt any of us you get the crap beat out of you and then we leave you to clean up your rubble.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 08:24 PM (DJbC6)

I'm not receptive to isolationism because I read about what happened on December 7, 1941. BUT nor am I a hack-and-slash hawk. When encountering foreign policy issues, DIME should be employed with the M being a last resort.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (8sMut)

150 Basically, Doof is a male stripper?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:29 PM


Doof Bigelow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (k4mvA)

151 My dance partner!!!
Posted by: Doof

*fist bump*

or maybe *crossing disco points!*
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:29 PM (ftFVW)


Gotta go with the crossing disco points!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:32 PM (RFPHU)

152 150 Basically, Doof is a male stripper?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:29 PM

Doof Bigelow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (k4mvA

ROFL!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:32 PM (3aLWR)

153 132, yeah, if only

kwik-trip's finest ...

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 08:32 PM (tQtDb)

154 What happens at the TXMoMe mostly stays at the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had

Mostly.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:32 PM (ftFVW)

155 What happens at the TXMoMe mostly stays at the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:30 PM


Ok. Sorry I mentioned the powder-blue leisure suit.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 08:33 PM (a3Q+t)

156 Funny sleeping cats:

https://tinyurl.com/45aj6dzv

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 27, 2024 08:33 PM (XkYcA)

157 Doof Bigelow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (k4mvA)


That's too funny!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:33 PM (RFPHU)

158 Doof is a guy secure in his masculinity that ain't afraid to dance. Neither is Sponge.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:33 PM (WnDHN)

159 Oilers / Stars

Puck drop imminent

Posted by: browndog rootin' for McJesus at May 27, 2024 08:34 PM (TTAGa)

160 I'm not receptive to isolationism because I read about what happened on December 7, 1941. BUT nor am I a hack-and-slash hawk. When encountering foreign policy issues, DIME should be employed with the M being a last resort.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (8sMut)

Take Ukraine. All we needed to do is to drill for more oil, crushing the CoG of Russia (its budget is based on the price of oil, not on nickel, diamonds of wheat. Oil). Russia finds itself unable to play games in the "near abroad" other than whine and bitch. And we explain to Russia "Ukraine? NATO? As if! Countries like Poland and Czechia have their shit together. Ukraine? Hell no." Problem solved. But we have very stupid people in charge who make things difficult.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 08:34 PM (8sMut)

161 What happens at the TXMoMe mostly stays at the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had

Mostly.
Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:32 PM (ftFVW)


Just enough tidbits get shared to hopefully encourage new folks to attend!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:35 PM (RFPHU)

162 What happens at the TXMoMe mostly stays at the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:30 PM (WnDHN
Mostly.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 08:35 PM (NxC5+)

163 Doof, yep!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:35 PM (WnDHN)

164 What happens at the TXMoMe mostly stays at the TXMoMe.
Posted by: Ben Had

Unless it allows morons a laugh or two.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 27, 2024 08:36 PM (Av2jG)

165 Doof is a guy secure in his masculinity that ain't afraid to dance. Neither is Sponge.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:33 PM (WnDHN)


Sponge-Bro can out-dance both of us!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:36 PM (RFPHU)

166 Doof Bigelow.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (k4mvA)

That's too funny!!
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:33 PM


Sometimes they just write themselves. Or it could be the alcohol.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:36 PM (k4mvA)

167 Take Ukraine. All we needed to do is to drill for more oil, crushing the CoG of Russia (its budget is based on the price of oil, not on nickel, diamonds of wheat. Oil).
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

But our betters think it's more fun to hamstring our energy independence and send money to Ukraine. Go figure.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:37 PM (ftFVW)

168 Just enough tidbits get shared to hopefully encourage new folks to attend!!
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:35 PM


Just booked a flight for me and the RMBS Mom.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:37 PM (k4mvA)

169 Alcohol makes most things funnier.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 27, 2024 08:37 PM (3aLWR)

170 The Texas MoMes sound way more fun than the NoVa MoMes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:38 PM (v6JzV)

171 Sponge-Bro and She Hobbit dancing is like watching " Dancing with the Stars"

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:38 PM (WnDHN)

172 Sometimes they just write themselves. Or it could be the alcohol.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:36 PM (k4mvA)


No shame in letting the booze help!

You and Mama RMBS still planning to come to NoVa?

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:38 PM (RFPHU)

173 Sponge-Bro can out-dance both of us!
Posted by: Doof

Fo sho! I think Suspicious Eyes is his best jam.

Posted by: She Hobbit at May 27, 2024 08:39 PM (ftFVW)

174 The Texas MoMes sound way more fun than the NoVa MoMes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:38 PM (v6JzV)


Show up and find out!!!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:39 PM (RFPHU)

175 The Texas MoMes sound way more fun than the NoVa MoMes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:38 PM


Sound? You mean you haven't been?

*channels inner Zod*

You will do this. You will do this now in October.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:40 PM (k4mvA)

176 I'm not receptive to isolationism because I read about what happened on December 7, 1941. BUT nor am I a hack-and-slash hawk. When encountering foreign policy issues, DIME should be employed with the M being a last resort.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

-

IIRC we were formally neutral while supplying our allies while not officially part of the war but our leadership had issued very warlike "shoot on sight" orders to our vessels prior to Pearl Harbor.

I won't question them and what their choices were back then. I'll only say what I know now, after seeing what I've seen in my lifetime, and right now I'm completely fine with isolationism.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 08:40 PM (DJbC6)

177 "Can anybody figure this out? Because I sure as hell can't."

Tacks
Aaa!!
Shin

Taxation

Posted by: Ju at May 27, 2024 08:40 PM (aTmM/)

178 Time for hockey! Let’s go Stars!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2024 08:40 PM (u73oe)

179 You and Mama RMBS still planning to come to NoVa?
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:38 PM


Damn straight. Have pistols, will travel.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:41 PM (k4mvA)

180 Bulg, each MoMe has it's own unique quality. You guys have bluebell.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:42 PM (WnDHN)

181 My presence at the Texas MoMe is entirely dependent on my finding a job by then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:43 PM (v6JzV)

182 You and Mama RMBS still planning to come to NoVa?
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:38 PM

Damn straight. Have pistols, will travel.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 08:41 PM (k4mvA)


Good stuff! Will be great to see you both again!

Now let's work on that browndog guy

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:43 PM (RFPHU)

183 Gonna try to get back to.work tomorrow - half day only - wish me luck!

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 27, 2024 08:43 PM (1GqLC)

184 Oilers score early
1-0

Posted by: browndog growls at Gojira at May 27, 2024 08:44 PM (TTAGa)

185 180 Yes, Bluebell and Weasel are excellent.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:44 PM (v6JzV)

186 My presence at the Texas MoMe is entirely dependent on my finding a job by then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:43 PM (v6JzV)


Might be some room in the bed of my Tacoma if you want to be a stow-away across several states.

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:44 PM (RFPHU)

187 vmom, will still continue prayers, sweet lady.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:44 PM (WnDHN)

188 Now let's work on that browndog guy
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:43 PM (RFPHU)

Send a Medi-Vac …

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 08:45 PM (TTAGa)

189 186 Doof, you will be at the upcoming NoVa MoMe, correct? We can discuss then.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:46 PM (v6JzV)

190 169 Alcohol makes most things funnier.

Certainly worked for me

Posted by: morgan spurlock at May 27, 2024 08:47 PM (gKWVE)

191 I won't question them and what their choices were back then. I'll only say what I know now, after seeing what I've seen in my lifetime, and right now I'm completely fine with isolationism.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 08:40 PM (DJbC6)

That's a strange sentiment to have on Memorial Day especially of all days.

One of these days people will aceept the idea of becoming a target just by being there, and in that sense, we've been someone's target ever since July 4, 1776. If not before.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 08:47 PM (8sMut)

192 Dallas trips McJesus

Oilers to the PowerPlay

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 08:47 PM (TTAGa)

193 browndog, I can say that I will always remember your hug. I am still honored by meeting you.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:47 PM (WnDHN)

194 Gonna try to get back to.work tomorrow - half day only - wish me luck!
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

Good luck!

Are you going to borrow one of Bluebell's shivs, and that's why you're asking?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2024 08:48 PM (VNX3d)

195 Now let's work on that browndog guy
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:43 PM (RFPHU)

Send a Medi-Vac …
Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 08:45 PM (TTAGa)


*frowny face*

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:48 PM (RFPHU)

196 Doof, you will be at the upcoming NoVa MoMe, correct? We can discuss then.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:46 PM (v6JzV)


Abso-frickin-lutely I'll be there! For the day before gathering also.

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:50 PM (RFPHU)

197 Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:47 PM (WnDHN)

{{{ Ben Had }}}

If I get this energy system issue solved, you’ll get another … with much gusto.

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 08:50 PM (TTAGa)

198 137 I have a translation of War and Peace where Rostov speaks with a W instead of an R.
--------
Very upper-class Brits do that too. I don't know if linked to a certain exclusive "public school" but George Macdonald Fraser has Lord Cardigan use that affectation in various Flashman novels.

The cute little blonde in the many PBS-aired Brit housing/palaces/clothing documentaries does it too. [Lucy Worsley, chief curator of the historic royal palaces.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 08:50 PM (ZdexC)

199 Has there ever been a knife-off between Bluebell and Vmom?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)

200 frowny face*
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:48 PM (RFPHU)

God willin’, we’ll turn that into a “brown juice face”

🥃

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 08:52 PM (TTAGa)

201 196 Looking forward to seeing you again, Doof!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)

202 browndog, it's a date, darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:53 PM (WnDHN)

203 Looking forward to seeing you again, Doof!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:52 PM (v6JzV)


You as well, brother!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:54 PM (RFPHU)

204 Has there ever been a knife-off between Bluebell and Vmom?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus


They haven't yet found anyone foolish brave enough to judge it.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 08:54 PM (DgGvY)

205 browndog, I can say that I will always remember your hug. I am still honored by meeting you.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:47 PM (WnDHN)


*makes note to improve hug technique*

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:55 PM (RFPHU)

206 Has there ever been a knife-off between Bluebell and Vmom?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 08:51 PM (v6JzV)


Yikes! That sounds like the AOSHQ version of West Side Story

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:56 PM (RFPHU)

207 This weekend the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight lost a pilot and the only loss of a historical aircraft in the organisation's long history.

Spitfire Mk IXe LF MK356 was built in April 1944 and issued to a Canadian squadron. It would fly a total of 60 combat missions including ones in support of D-Day before a crash landing sent it to an OTU and a post-war career as a gate guard. In 1969 the plane got another chance to shine when it was part of The Battle of Britain movie. It would only join the Battle of Britain Memorial Flight in 1997 after an eight year restoration at St. Athans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 27, 2024 08:56 PM (mO/OJ)

208 Score Oilers

2-0

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 08:57 PM (TTAGa)

209 Doof ,you cemented yourself in my heart with the beautiful service you lead. It doesn't get any better than that.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:57 PM (WnDHN)

210 RIP Doug Ingle

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 08:58 PM (8sMut)

211 Score Oilers

2-0
Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 08:57 PM (TTAGa)


That McDavid guy is kinda good at hockey, huh?

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:59 PM (RFPHU)

212 Doof ,you cemented yourself in my heart with the beautiful service you lead. It doesn't get any better than that.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:57 PM (WnDHN)


That was an honor. Meant more to me than I can ever express.

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 09:00 PM (RFPHU)

213 Evenin'


A nice storm wandered through the Babylon DC area. Nothing major where I'm at. May not been all that major anywhere. Still, rain, thunder, lightning. The electric didn't even flicker.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 09:00 PM (QU/4X)

214 @191, spot-bloody-on!
euros have been rooting for the enemies of the republic since forever.

fuggemall is what i say! why allofus left there, innit?

*spit*

amirite?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 09:01 PM (tQtDb)

215 One rule we've been pretty observant about is not talking about the ***** ******* at the TxMoMe.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 27, 2024 09:01 PM (a3Q+t)

216 I won't question them and what their choices were back then. I'll only say what I know now, after seeing what I've seen in my lifetime, and right now I'm completely fine with isolationism.
-

That's a strange sentiment to have on Memorial Day especially of all days.

---

Not at all. If you go back and look you'll see that Our Betters were the ones I named specifically.

I'm fine with our troops not dying in pointless "spreading democracy" silliness that was just us securing nations for the Taliban.

------------

One of these days people will aceept the idea of becoming a target just by being there, and in that sense, we've been someone's target ever since July 4, 1776. If not before.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

--

Yeah, that was kind of my point. From somewhere around Marbury vs Madison on forward, we citizens have been sold a false bill of goods.

I'm fine putting Americans - and American troops - first for a while.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 09:02 PM (DJbC6)

217 Duncanthrax, yep, that is verboten!

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 09:02 PM (WnDHN)

218 213 Looks like we got some out here in Chantilly. Didn’t hear thunderstorms.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:04 PM (v6JzV)

219 That McDavid guy is kinda good at hockey, huh?
Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 08:59 PM (RFPHU)

So, that draft class the Oilers had 1st choice, followed by Buffalo

McJesus went to Edmonton … how could they pass on him.

Buffalo choose Jack Eichel who was 1B to McDavid’s 1A

Our GM at the time, made the selection, and the look of disgust at having to pick Eichel, and not McDavid, was shocking and I’d still talked about to this day

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 09:04 PM (TTAGa)

220 Oilers came to play tonight

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 09:05 PM (TTAGa)

221 215 corny giraffe?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:05 PM (v6JzV)

222 So, that draft class the Oilers had 1st choice, followed by Buffalo

McJesus went to Edmonton … how could they pass on him.

Buffalo choose Jack Eichel who was 1B to McDavid’s 1A

Our GM at the time, made the selection, and the look of disgust at having to pick Eichel, and not McDavid, was shocking and I’d still talked about to this day
Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 09:04 PM (TTAGa)


Hard to go wrong with either. McDavid seems like a classy guy in addition to being the insanely talented player he is. Eichel seems less than classy.

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 09:07 PM (RFPHU)

223 Has there ever been a knife-off between Bluebell and Vmom?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

They haven't yet found anyone foolish brave enough to judge it.
Posted by: mikeski

I would try crazy or well-armored to describe the judge. Although, CCTV might work.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2024 09:09 PM (VNX3d)

224 I'll be honest and say I miss caring about sports. Baseball was destroyed for me by the Lastros moving to the AL, then having the designated hitter go to both leagues.

Football and basketball were left to me but politics cannot keep out.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:09 PM (8sMut)

225 McJesus went to Edmonton … how could they pass on him.


At least it wasn't Salt Lake City.

Posted by: Pope Frank at May 27, 2024 09:10 PM (bvWAj)

226 I'm fine putting Americans - and American troops - first for a while.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 09:02 PM (DJbC6)

Don't we? (This government notwithstanding. The longer view.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:11 PM (8sMut)

227 Would an all-Jewish hockey team be the Oylers?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:12 PM (v6JzV)

228 If you have ever been to Amsterdam, you are probably familiar with Amsterdam Centraal, the main train station there.

Note the Tokyo Train Station is modeled after Amsterdam Centraal.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:13 PM (8sMut)

229 n' yeah, 216 too.

'n' yeah, rly, how many decades have we all been bs'ed?

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 09:13 PM (tQtDb)

230 This movie is key to understanding who we are and where we're going...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_ar0CZQSec

Posted by: setnaffa at May 27, 2024 09:13 PM (nOVGb)

231 I'll be honest and say I miss caring about sports. Baseball was destroyed for me by the Lastros moving to the AL, then having the designated hitter go to both leagues.

Football and basketball were left to me but politics cannot keep out.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 27, 2024 09:09 PM (8sMut)


Baseball began to lose me when the worship of analytics completely took over. Nearly lost me completely when the Astros were allowed to keep their '17 World Series that they cheated their way too. Banning the shift, universal DH, and a pitch clock pushed me away totally.

Hockey is still great.

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 09:14 PM (RFPHU)

232 Would an all-Jewish hockey team be the Oylers?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:12 PM


Boston Jewins. Or maybe Brookline....

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 27, 2024 09:14 PM (k4mvA)

233 I'm fine putting Americans - and American troops - first for a while.
-

Don't we? (This government notwithstanding. The longer view.)

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

--

This government is 100% what we're discussing, so I don't think it would be appropriate to exclude it.

Since when? Serious question. What year would you put on that? It would need to be before the 70s, I guess.

(the 1870s, ha)

No, seriously, what year would you put to that?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - minus religion, name one benefit for men getting married at May 27, 2024 09:15 PM (DJbC6)

234 Night all.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 27, 2024 09:15 PM (bvWAj)

235 "McJesus went to Edmonton "

And he's bound for New Orleans?

Posted by: Penguins & Herb at May 27, 2024 09:15 PM (vFG9F)

236 Would an all-Jewish hockey team be the Oylers?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:12 PM (v6JzV)


Better than the Mohel-ers

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 09:15 PM (RFPHU)

237 Has there ever been a knife-off between Bluebell and Vmom?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

They haven't yet found anyone foolish brave enough to judge it.
Posted by: mikeski

I would try crazy or well-armored to describe the judge. Although, CCTV might work.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf


It's not just the immediate danger.

How do you sleep at night after you declare one of them the loser?

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 09:16 PM (DgGvY)

238 vmom, will still continue prayers, sweet lady.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 08:44 PM (WnDHN)

Seconded !

Posted by: JT at May 27, 2024 09:17 PM (T4tVD)

239 234 Goodnight, Diogenes. Pleasant dreams of fleecing the geezers tomorrow.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:17 PM (v6JzV)

240 Doof!!!

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2024 09:17 PM (DgDJ3)

241 Alright y'all -- I'm out. Good chatting with you all. See some of you among the daywalkers tomorrow. G'night!

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 09:18 PM (RFPHU)

242 One rule we've been pretty observant about is not talking about the ***** ******* at the TxMoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Duncanthrax, yep, that is verboten!
Posted by: Ben Had


Five letters, seven letters, and can't be spoken of in front of the Horde?

I got nothin'.

Wait.....

pants wearing?!?!?

Now I can't even.

Posted by: mikeski at May 27, 2024 09:18 PM (DgGvY)

243 I am a tired Peon this evening. Went to town this morning, and bought groceries, and gasoline for the mower. Got home, hoisted the mower up, and changed out the blades for the set of sharp ones I didn't have on hand. So I sharpened both sets of blades, and hung three on the mower. Got about 60% of the property mowed, and mowed the ditches, so it looks good from the road. Will do the remainder of the lower yard tomorrow. Then I decided the time had come to scrap out the uber-rusty '63 Wagonaire that I couldn't give away. So I dragged it within reach of my air hose, and went to town on it with impact wrench, sawzall, and air chisel. The entire doghouse is now off it, and loaded in the pickup for the first leg of its journey to Chy-Nah.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 09:19 PM (9mAoJ)

244 Doof!!!
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 27, 2024 09:17 PM (DgDJ3)


*blows a smooch toward nurse*

Posted by: Doof at May 27, 2024 09:19 PM (RFPHU)

245 One rule we've been pretty observant about is not talking about the ***** ******* at the TxMoMe.
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Now that WDS has passed - *Stands up, removes hat* God rest her soul, I don't think she'd mind us spilling the beans regarding the strip cribbage tournament.

(ps - some of the 'Ettes cheat their cute little butts off!!)

Posted by: Tonypete at May 27, 2024 09:20 PM (WXNFJ)

246 Better than the Mohel-ers
--------
Tip it into the net!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:20 PM (ZdexC)

247 ‘Night, Doof. Sleep well.

May visions of the pickleball MILFs inhabit your dreams.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:21 PM (v6JzV)

248 Some humor for everyone, starting at 53 seconds to 18 minutes.

https://youtu.be/68tYVwJXX9I

It should appeal to those who like the Gun Thread, First World Problems, the Pet Thread, the Gardening Thread, and the Hobby Thread. Sorry, nothing for the music or movie threads.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2024 09:26 PM (VNX3d)

249 gosh how'd it get so late? g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 27, 2024 09:26 PM (tQtDb)

250 248 How about the boob threads?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 27, 2024 09:28 PM (v6JzV)

251 Has there ever been a knife-off between Bluebell and Vmom?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

They haven't yet found anyone foolish brave enough to judge it.
Posted by: mikeski

I would try crazy or well-armored to describe the judge. Although, CCTV might work.
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf

It's not just the immediate danger.

How do you sleep at night after you declare one of them the loser?
Posted by: mikeski

You're right. The judge would have to be on their last legs.

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2024 09:28 PM (VNX3d)

252 250 248 How about the boob threads?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

Sorry, no. Is that a new feature Joe Mannix is starting, and Fen will avoid?

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2024 09:29 PM (VNX3d)

253 Y’all don’t run off, I was gonna tell about this black with shaved spots on her. Her front paws look like a damn poodle but she seems to be completely healthy. Making biscuits on me right now. Ouch.

Posted by: Eromero at May 27, 2024 09:31 PM (NxC5+)

254 Augh, Bill Walton cashed in his chips.

"In life, being so self-conscious, red hair, big nose, freckles and goofy, nerdy-looking face and can't talk at all. I was incredibly shy and never said a word," Walton told The Oregonian in 2017. "Then, when I was 28, I learned how to speak. It's become my greatest accomplishment of my life and everybody else's biggest nightmare."

RIP, you goofy fuck.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 27, 2024 09:33 PM (3hI7Q)

255 Eromero, sounds like things are much improved.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 27, 2024 09:34 PM (WnDHN)

256 Libertarian blue on blue. [Puce on puce??]

David Fite @DavidFite 2h
Replying to @ComicDaveSmith @LPMisesCaucus
You know damn well that if you were the nominee, @ChaseForLiberty would endorse you and vote for you.

Dave Smith @ComicDaveSmith 2h
I love you David, but this is a bananas claim. When my guys took over the LNC, Chase went out of his way to say that they didn’t represent him. If I were the nominee, Chase and his supporters would make it their mission to ruin my life.

The fact is that the delegates made a huge mistake. Look at the reaction already. Chase may not have advocated for lockdowns/mandates but he totally bought into the propaganda (bragging about outdoor masking/social distancing and masking at dinners) He’s defended drag queen story hour, chemically castrating children and supports open borders.

I can’t support that. It’s a non starter. This is going to be a very bad year for the LP candidates and there’s nothing any of us can do about it now.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:38 PM (ZdexC)

257 >>RIP, you goofy fuck.

He did have great taste in music.

https://tinyurl.com/ystxf46m

Posted by: JackStraw at May 27, 2024 09:40 PM (LkLld)

258 The fact is that the delegates made a huge mistake. Look at the reaction already. Chase may not have advocated for lockdowns/mandates but he totally bought into the propaganda (bragging about outdoor masking/social distancing and masking at dinners) He’s defended drag queen story hour, chemically castrating children and supports open borders.

I can’t support that. It’s a non starter. This is going to be a very bad year for the LP candidates and there’s nothing any of us can do about it now.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:38 PM (ZdexC)

Chase, Chasten? Any relation to Bootygag's butt-buddy?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 27, 2024 09:40 PM (9mAoJ)

259 224 I'll be honest and say I miss caring about sports. Baseball was destroyed for me by the Lastros moving to the AL, then having the designated hitter go to both leagues.

Football and basketball were left to me but politics cannot keep out.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33



Yea, I don't follow as closely as I used too. As for baseball, I like Pittsburgh, because I enjoy failure and hopelessness. They now have a sure fire, great pitcher on that staff. Young, and just starting in the MLB and that in 3-4 years, they'll trade him away to LAD or NYY for a couple of prospects from The Maldives and a mule. The mule will start right away at shortstop. The Pirates are a minor league team in a major league ballpark.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 09:42 PM (sAmhv)

260 Ehhhh

Dallas scores

2-1 Oilers

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 09:44 PM (TTAGa)

261 Bill Walton annoyed the hell out of me.

RIP anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 09:44 PM (sAmhv)

262 Yea, I don't follow as closely as I used too. As for baseball, I like Pittsburgh, because I enjoy failure and hopelessness. They now have a sure fire, great pitcher on that staff. Young, and just starting in the MLB and that in 3-4 years, they'll trade him away to LAD or NYY for a couple of prospects from The Maldives and a mule. The mule will start right away at shortstop. The Pirates are a minor league team in a major league ballpark.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come

I thought it would be two kangaroos, a badger, and a mule for the coaching staff.

(I know nothing about the Pirates. I couldn't resist.)

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2024 09:45 PM (VNX3d)

263 ...256 Libertarian blue on blue. [Puce on puce??]


In between exchanges, each should have to take a couple huffs of Helium. That way, their spoken debate would have the appropriate timbre and tone to match the weight and significance of the arguments.

Oh, and the opening theme for the event should be a rousing version of Yakkety Sax.

And let Nickelodeon do the stage design, and they'd be all set.

As for the Texas Mo Meet? There's a whole bunch of Premium Cigarage going on out there, right along with the drinkage.

Light 'em iffn' yaz gotz 'em!


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at May 27, 2024 09:45 PM (e6UQI)

264 When I lived in Kyoto years ago, a Japanese female doctor (a rare thing then) pointed to the Kyoto Tower and said,

"Don't you think it looks like a dog's penis?"

It did.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at May 27, 2024 09:47 PM (o+LI7)

265 I thought it would be two kangaroos, a badger, and a mule for the coaching staff.

(I know nothing about the Pirates. I couldn't resist.)
Posted by: Hour of the Wolf



The kangaroos are too expensive. How about 3 chipmunks?

Posted by: Pittsburgh Pirates ownership at May 27, 2024 09:48 PM (sAmhv)

266
I can’t support that. It’s a non starter. This is going to be a very bad year for the LP candidates and there’s nothing any of us can do about it now.
Posted by: andycanuck


When did they ever have a good year?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 27, 2024 09:48 PM (63Dwl)

267 2-2

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:50 PM (ZdexC)

268 When did they ever have a good year?
--------
Did they break 3% once??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:51 PM (ZdexC)

269 Stars finally woke up.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 27, 2024 09:52 PM (u73oe)

270 261 Bill Walton annoyed the hell out of me.

RIP anyway.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at May 27, 2024 09:44 PM (sAmhv)

Big fan during his days at UCLA

UCLA lost in his first season to the Austin Carr led Notre Dane squad.

They didn’t lose again for 88 games … when he lost to Norte Dame again

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 09:53 PM (TTAGa)

271 3-2 Stars

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 09:54 PM (ZdexC)

272 Annnnnnd the Oilers have lost the plot

And now are behind 3-2

🤷‍♂️

Posted by: browndog is addressing some issues at May 27, 2024 09:54 PM (TTAGa)

273 Nood ONT

Posted by: Hour of the Wolf at May 27, 2024 09:58 PM (VNX3d)

274 Asshole hoist upon his own petard:

Richard Hanania @RichardHanania 7h
Academic who researches the right realizes he can’t get a job because he’s a white male.

He complains, gets laughed at by a woman at Yale. He accuses her of “punching down” at him, thinking lack of employment makes up for his race and sex.

Talk about a teachable moment.
https://tinyurl.com/nhrw6hxa

Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 5h
This is beautiful: a DEI supporter becomes so frustrated with the reality of DEI that he blurts out the truth, then immediately apologizes and blames the Right. This is the archetype of the "white male ally"—a figure of supreme cowardice and self-deception.
https://tinyurl.com/2sm4322f

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 27, 2024 10:07 PM (ZdexC)

275 3. Fair trade.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 27, 2024 08:31 PM (ENQN6)

Fair is relative.

Define.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 28, 2024 06:25 AM (8sMut)

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