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Wick's Hits

A thread recounted by Twitchy shows that the "Fednapping" plot was proposed, planned, and propagandized for by the FBI's paid agent provocateur.

So when do these FBI agents go on trial for conspiracy to commit kidnapping?

From Moron Robbie, an average guy got no replies on a dating app. He figured he just needed to post a better picture of himself. So he photoshopped himself holding an oversized jackpot lottery check -- and wouldn't you know it, women were suddenly kicking down his f***ing door down to get some play! Maybe he just had a better haircut in that picture.

Speaking of kicking the f***ing door down, Kamala Harris, who has previously supported and urged her blackshirt paramilitary allies in antifa and BLM to "not stop" their terrorism and arson campaign, now tells her jackboot supporters to take but to "kick the f***ing door down" in their unhinged support of The Great Revolutionary Cause.

She apologized for using the f-word. How about apologizing for urging your violence-prone supporters to kick in people's doors?

Prepare to be delighted by the sheer brazenness of the Biden Crime Family's corruption: A "non-profit" (note that the principles directing these grifts make HUGE profits) which settles illegal aliens in the US gets a huge $350 million contract after hiring a Biden crony.

Did I say $350 million? Sorry, I got that wrong. It's actually $530 million, more than half a billion dollars. The number was so large my subconscious self couldn't believe it and reduced it.

Axios:


A Texas nonprofit that recently hired a Biden transition official got a contract worth as much as $530 million to help manage the influx of migrant children at the southern border, Axios has learned.
Advertisement

Why it matters: The contract is by far the largest ever awarded to Family Endeavors. It's potentially worth more than 12 times the group's most recently reported annual budget -- a sign of the demand the new work will place on its operations.


The no-bid contract also is the second largest ever awarded by the agency overseeing the migrant child program.

America is now just Burisma.

Virginia poll: Biden 43%, Trump 42%.

"My goodness gracious!" -- CNN nerd.

Megyn Kelly talks about the NYT poll finding that Trump leads Biden with the Yute Vote, leading voters 18-to-29, 31% to 30%.

Biden has also lost ground with women -- he only leads women by two points, 39% to 37%.

What did he "win" them by before? Like 18 points>

Lot of undecided voters there. They might revert to form and vote Biden.

Still.

The Times article here, not paywalled for some reason.

Mr. Trump and Mr. Biden are essentially tied among 18-to-29-year-olds and Hispanic voters, even though each group gave Mr. Biden more than 60 percent of their vote in 2020. Mr. Trump also wins more than 20 percent of Black voters -- a tally that would be the highest level of Black support for any Republican presidential candidate since the enactment of the Civil Rights Act of 1964.

I forgot to link this earlier: Joe Scarborough, Shamelessly Public Adulterer and Notorious Murderer of the Truth (TM), claimed that the NYT poll is "consistently slanted" in favor of Trump.

How surprised would you be to learn that this is Disinformation being spread by NBC?

A) Extremely surprised

B) Somewhat surprised

C) Not entirely surprised

D) Unsurprised that Joe Scarborough killed the truth and stuffed it in a locker

What are the odds that Disinformation-Hunting NBC will correct the record?

A) The odds are very poor

B) The odds are so-so

C) The odds are low

D) Joe Scarborough murdered the odds and stuffed them in a locker

I like Victor Davis Hanson, though he is cruel.

Victor Davis Hanson
@VDHanson


Has America Finally Had It With Joe Biden?

Joe Biden's personal approval rating is at historic lows; almost all his policies do not poll fifty percent. He is behind Trump in almost all the swing states. And now he lies serially even to sympathetic interviewers. In short, finally Biden has been exposed for what he always was and represented.

Senator and Vice President Joe Biden was always sort of a buffoon. He is by nature a grandstander who handsomely profited from his office while posing as good ole Joe from Scranton.

He is a blowhard meddler, one who proverbially has been "wrong on nearly every major foreign policy and national security issue over the past four decades (Robert Gates)," from dissenting on the Bin Laden raid to his trisection of Iraq scheme.

He is a fabulist who believes that the more animated he misleads and slurs ("semi-fascists" "fat", "lying dog-faced pony soldier", "chumps", "dregs of society", etc), the more likely he is to get away with it. He is a confessed plagiarist. And he has also invented much of his biography, from would be star, college-scholarship athlete and brilliant law student to semi-truck driver and jailed civil rights activist. His uncle, we are instructed, was eaten by cannibals. Joe assures us that he was the first in his family to go to college.

And he is a racist with a repertory of racial taunts and smears unrivaled among modern politicians ("junkie", "boy", "you ain't black", "the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy", "put y'all back in chains", the Corn Pop and golden-leg hairs sagas, the "racial jungle" memes, the strange brag about Delaware as a "slave state" (e.g., "You don't know my state. My state was a slave state. My state is a border state."), and his encomia for the old Democratic racists of the Senate from former Klansman Robert Byrd (Biden's self-described "mentor" and "guide") to segregationist James Eastland ("never called me boy").

Biden has always had a mean streak that explains why for years he lied about the tragic, fatal auto accident of his first wife and child, using it to libel the truck driver, who was neither drunk nor culpable but smeared publicly for years by Biden as intoxicated and guilty. For years he ignored the pleas of the trucker's family to please stop libeling an innocent driver.

All aboard the Cruel Express!

Biden just told his greatest whopper that inflation was at 9 percent (actually 1.4 percent) when he took office and yet soon spiked to 9 percent due to his reckless deficit spending and money printing spree.

But recently Biden has reached a nadir and even the Left is resigned to him as a mere construct. After bragging after October 7 that his support for Israel was rock-solid he is now cutting off military aid as it attempts finally to end the Hamas murderous threat--a reversion to old Joe Biden who in his long past has previously threatened to cut off Israel while boasting later that anyone who did so was reprehensible. (Leveraging congressional mandated aid for political advantage is precisely the (false) allegation of politicking that the Democrats demagogued to impeach Trump--to the then cheers of Biden himself).

But his sell out of Israel is but a small tessera in his election pandering mosaic.

I looked that up. Tessera are the tiles used in a mosiac. I assume that's where we get the word "tessellate" from (to piece together as if tiles). And we probably get "tiles" from that, too.

He will again begin drawing down the strategic petroleum reserve to lower gas prices during the campaign. He has badgered Ukraine not to hit Russian oil facilities. He has illegally forgiven billions in student loan aid to regain the elite youth vote. And as the campaign season begins, so too Biden suddenly poses as a border enforcer--after letting in nearly 10-million illegal aliens.

Biden has always put the agendas of his own and his family above the national interest. We witnessed that when he bragged that he fired the Ukrainian prosecutor looking into his son's Burisma skullduggery. The Biden consortium is corrupt and was enriched with over $25 million through foreign interests' assurance that Senator and Vice President Joe Biden would deliver on their quid pro quo investments in him.

Any other major politician who habitually invaded the private space of women and preteens to blow on their hair, gobble their necks, squeeze and hug far too long, and be accused of sexual assault would have long since been cancelled by the left.

Add the old disturbing narrative of a naked Vice President Joe Biden exiting his pool in front of female secret service agents, the showering with his pre-teen daughter, the Frank Biden and Hunter naked selfies, and there seems something eerie among the Biden family.

Como se dice "crudele"?

Despite fierce denials, the entire lawfare scheme directed at Trump originated with the White House. Biden was always said to have been exasperated with Merrick Garland for not hastily enough going after Trump.

The misadventurous Georgia prosecutor Nathan Wade met with and was tutored by the White House counsel's office. One of the top Biden DOJ prosecutors was dispatched to rescue the bungling Alvin Bragg farce.

Jack Smith, appointed by the Biden DOJ to go after Biden's 2024 presidential rival, timed his indictments to coincide with the campaign season, even as Smith's office mishandled classified files taken at Mar-a-Lago to bolster its prosecution--and then lied about it.

Hard-won American deterrence was destroyed by the humiliation in Afghanistan and the lies surrounding the disaster, the Chinese balloon flight and the misinformation about it, the wars in Ukraine, Gaza, and on the Red Sea, and the accompanying disinformation from the White House.

Such recklessness abroad is the bookend to the home front where massive borrowing, the destruction of the border, crippling inflation, spiraling crime, and the epidemic of "progressive" anti-Semitism on campuses have made American almost unrecognizable.

Again, at the heart of this Biden catastrophe is the Faustian bargain of 2020 when unelectable leftist candidates dropped out in unison to use a fumbling Biden as their more presentable veneer. So he was foisted upon the nation to serve as "moderate" cover to advance a radical, veritable Obama third-term. In that sense, his duties were ceremonial--as the hard-left channeled through him the most radical agenda in U.S. history, and found his debility and dementia advantageous--the country be damned.

If Biden makes it to and through the convention, he and his record remain indefensible. And so expect his campaign largely to be waged through lawfare against Trump, and massive infusions of leftist cash to ensure record mail-in and early voting. In the campaign Biden will become an afterthought, a ghost, vapor, as his party seeks to construct the entire election one of leftwing, blue-city prosecutors, judges, and juries versus serial defendant Trump.

But will Nemesis first catch up to Biden's long record of hubris and dishonesty?

Oh, Biden lied about the inflation rate being 9% under Trump again -- even after a week of push-back, including from leftwing "fact" checkers.


From bonhomme:

You broke my heart, Snopes. You broke my heart!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:38 PM




Comments

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1 Eight posts in a day. Gotta be a record.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2024 06:39 PM (Dm8we)

2 Read the content. Checking to see if it is still gray in here.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2024 06:43 PM (Wzbdb)

3 Mr Wick from the Drew Carey Show??

It killed me when a year or two into the show I saw Craig Ferguson on Bill Maher's MSM network show [NBC?] and discovered, "Holy crap! He's Scottish not English!"

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:43 PM (ZdexC)

4 IMHO, Kamala is drunk in that vid. Not excusing her. Just diagnosing.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 06:43 PM (MvF+J)

5 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2024 06:44 PM (YsPis)

6
Banjo Boy Scarborough murders the truth like he does his interns.

Or so we've been told.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 14, 2024 06:44 PM (x0n13)

7 VDH is slicing ! Good cruelty rating. Ace, have you been coaching him ?


I think he is a great writer.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 14, 2024 06:45 PM (NtVYv)

8 A Texas nonprofit that recently hired a Biden transition official got a contract worth as much as $530 million to help manage the influx of migrant children at the southern border, Axios has learned.

Human trafficking is profitable. More so when the government's doing the trafficking.

Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 14, 2024 06:45 PM (dZVON)

9 1. Lie about Democrats achievements
2. Double down
3. ????
4. "It's old news now"

Posted by: Flyguy at May 14, 2024 06:45 PM (OYxA4)

10 Kamala pretty much always seems drunk or stoned in public.

Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2024 06:45 PM (FQmDC)

11 Tessellate is also what you would do to an intern's head after you bashed it into a filing cabinet, if you weren't trying to kill her.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2024 06:45 PM (lX8VI)

12 Tesseract.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 06:46 PM (MvF+J)

13 Lotto boy is not rich, but he sure is smart.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 14, 2024 06:47 PM (NtVYv)

14 She apologized for using the f-word. How about apologizing for urging your violence-prone supporters to kick in people's doors?

What about all the penises in her mouth? Has she apologized for those?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:47 PM (TcVeV)

15
No federal money for non-profits?

That sound you hear... it's Jesus. Weeping...

Posted by: Auspex at May 14, 2024 06:47 PM (j4U/Z)

16 Kamala pretty much always seems drunk or stoned in public.
Posted by: steevy at May 14, 2024 06:45 PM (FQmDC)

Now, come on, that's not fair.

She's not in public all the time.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 06:48 PM (+yhUM)

17 Lotto boy is not rich, but he sure is smart

At $343,000, he's aiming low. I'd like to see pics of the prospects.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:48 PM (TcVeV)

18 D) Unsurprised that Joe Scarborough killed the truth and stuffed it in a locker

------------------

No, he just left it there slumped over the desk. Whatcha gonna do about it?

Posted by: Decaf at May 14, 2024 06:48 PM (unUNN)

19 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 5h
R.I.P The Don Lemon Show (2024-2024)

https://tinyurl.com/33a8j2b6
screencaps of individual shows' viewershits.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (ZdexC)

20 Propaganda Ministry working overtime

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (fwDg9)

21 Oops. $343 million. Now he's talking.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (TcVeV)

22 At $343,000, he's aiming low. I'd like to see pics of the prospects.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:48 PM (TcVeV)

It's a clever price point.

Attract the hoochies, but not the real crazies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (+yhUM)

23 Britt Hume and the ultra conservative bottom guy, Brett Baier told me yesterday that this election is well within Biden's reach because people hate Trump. Apparently, including them. Oh, and "abortion".

Posted by: Marcus T at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (/i32d)

24 "put y'all back in chains"

That's the most infuriating lie.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (MvF+J)

25 From Moron Robbie, an average guy got no replies on a dating app. He figured he just needed to post a better picture of himself. So he photoshopped himself holding an oversized jackpot lottery check -- and wouldn't you know it, women were suddenly kicking down his f***ing door down to get some play!
________________

He should pork them one by one and then dump them. They're obviously whores anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (YqDXo)

26 She apologized for using the f-word.
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Did she apologize for the f-word being the obvious reason it went "viral", or was that toothpaste already out of the tube.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (lX8VI)

27 This administration has becomes a freaking joke.



https://tinyurl.com/49ss36xa

Posted by: Molly k. at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (j/yko)

28 She apologized for using the f-word. How about apologizing for urging your violence-prone supporters to kick in people's doors?

Sarah Palin put cross-hair targets on entire states.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:50 PM (TcVeV)

29 Cops working for Kamala kicked down many doirs for people smoking dope.

“She put over 1,500 people in jail for marijuana violations,” said Gabbard. “And then laughed about it when she asked if she ever smoked marijuana.”

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 06:50 PM (ENQN6)

30 New York Post @nypost 3h
Soldiers at border demoralized after migrant riot charges against 200 dismissed: ‘Siding with criminals’ trib.al/exN3SBG

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:50 PM (ZdexC)

31 Well, Suburban is all unloaded. Time to go to town and get groceries. I don't think those eggs left in the fridge since December are going to be good to eat.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2024 06:50 PM (Wzbdb)

32 And yet the late night "comics" still claim there are no jokes to be had about Biden. "He's great," they intoned. "Really, really great. We're so lucky he's our President."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 14, 2024 06:50 PM (qUkBO)

33 The NGOs get whatever federal dollars Schumer asks for.

He calls me The Mailman because I deliver!

Posted by: Speaker MAGA Mike at May 14, 2024 06:50 PM (UULz4)

34 Every campaign ad I see for Biden focuses entirely upon abortion. That's all they got. The incumbent "President" is running as a single issue candidate.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 06:51 PM (R/49a)

35 It was like that when I got here.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 06:51 PM (LkLld)

36 You broke my heart, Snopes. You broke my heart!

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:38 PM
--
Totally heard that in a Tommy Wiseau voice.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 14, 2024 06:51 PM (hZc6Q)

37 I don't think those eggs left in the fridge since December are going to be good to eat.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2024 06:50 PM (Wzbdb)

Hey, maybe you got a dozen cold chickens in there now.

You never know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 14, 2024 06:51 PM (+yhUM)

38 Trump being up 6 in Arizona is way outside the cheat factor margin unless they go big and claim 175% of the registered voters cast ballots for joe biden.


I know this is getting ahead of events but with the kinds of numbers that are being reported in poll after poll Trump should win handily unless there is cheating on a scale so massive that no one will believe it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2024 06:51 PM (QNSds)

39 I had someone in my congregation who grew up around Scranton (She was about 10 years older than Joe.) and then she married and moved to Delaware, She loathed Joe Biden.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2024 06:52 PM (XkYcA)

40 Real Mac Report @RealMacReport 4h
Vivek Ramaswamy speaks outside NYC Court Trial room: "This is not the United States of America. This is some third-rate banana republic. I am ashamed to sit here in a courtroom watching the former leader of the free world sitting with fourth-rate prosecutors and a fifth-rate lawyer on the stand."

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:52 PM (ZdexC)

41 I think think the best Trump can hope for at this point is 270 EC, winning back GA, winning VA and winning back NV.

The nightmare scenario is the Donks leverage the AA and Illegal immigration vote and Trump get 167 EC votes.

The days of a landslide either way are long gone, that America no longer exists.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

42 8 A Texas nonprofit that recently hired a Biden transition official got a contract worth as much as $530 million to help manage the influx of migrant children at the southern border, Axios has learned.

Human trafficking is profitable. More so when the government's doing the trafficking.
Posted by: Blanco Basura - Z28.310 at May 14, 2024 06:45 PM (dZVON)

Several make 2,000,000,000 and CEOs a MILLION

*says MILLIONAIRE in Bernie voice*

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (ENQN6)

43 You broke my heart, Snopes. You broke my heart!

Shouldn't this quote be credited to the Godewok?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (a3Q+t)

44 I had someone in my congregation who grew up around Scranton (She was about 10 years older than Joe.) and then she married and moved to Delaware, She loathed Joe Biden.

That settles it then.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (TcVeV)

45 Every campaign ad I see for Biden focuses entirely upon abortion. That's all they got. The incumbent "President" is running as a single issue candidate.
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 06:51 PM (R/49a)

Trump should run ads featuring Joe Biden dismembering near-term babies piece-by-piece, with a beaming RFK jr looking on.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (Wzbdb)

46 Thank you Ace for posting the entire VDH piece. Sums up Biden's entire joke of a Presidency.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (t/2Uw)

47 After you steal an election from a guy, you prosecute him. That is how it goes, isn't it.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (lX8VI)

48 From Moron Robbie, an average guy got no replies on a dating app. He figured he just needed to post a better picture of himself. So he photoshopped himself holding an oversized jackpot lottery check -- and wouldn't you know it, women were suddenly kicking down his f***ing door down to get some play! Maybe he just had a better haircut in that picture.


Be rich, be Chad, or be alone.

Posted by: Men's options at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (Wc83a)

49 Vivek Ramaswamy speaks outside NYC Court Trial room: "This is not the United States of America. This is some third-rate banana republic. I am ashamed to sit here in a courtroom watching the former leader of the free world sitting with fourth-rate prosecutors and a fifth-rate lawyer on the stand."

---

Yu-gi-oh abridged did this burn better.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 06:54 PM (R/49a)

50 Here's a video of Secretary of State Blinken performing Neil Young's “Rockin’ In The Free World” in the BarmenDiktat bar in Kyiv last night.

https://tinyurl.com/2rvffej5

Blinken also said yesterday that:

"Elections in Ukraine will take place when all Ukrainians can vote, all of them."

In other words, until Ukraine takes back Crimea, there will be no elections.

"Free world", indeed.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2024 06:54 PM (uxCna)

51 Has America had it with Biden

Biden is a symptom, not the disease. America will, once again, be lulled into thinking that replacing one man will solve things. People must turn away from the globalist agenda in its entirety.

Posted by: This is a test at May 14, 2024 06:54 PM (ExV1e)

52 Arizona as in Pa the Democrats count the votes

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

53 @38

>>Trump should win handily unless there is cheating on a scale so massive that no one will believe it.

It's no longer a game of votes, its a game of who can chase down and collect as many ballots and jam them into tabulators.

We don't even functionally have an election day any longer, we election season, and it goes on for months before and after "election day."

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2024 06:55 PM (XV/Pl)

54 Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose 5h
BREAKING:
30-year-old pro-life activist Lauren Handy has just been sentenced to 57 months in federal prison for handing roses and resources to women at an abortion facility,

Meanwhile, abortionists who dismember and kill children walk free.

A grave injustice!
=======
As bad as Fednapping in the courts' eyes.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:55 PM (ZdexC)

55 3.375 inches is all that's needed to fully satisfy today's proper garden tools.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 06:56 PM (4I/2K)

56 I am ashamed to sit here in a courtroom watching the former leader of the free world sitting with fourth-rate prosecutors and a fifth-rate lawyer on the stand."
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:52 PM (ZdexC)



Sheesh. Fifth-rate lawyers get no respect.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:56 PM (TcVeV)

57 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (TcVeV)

It was settled before. I just noted it because she actually knew Biden and his family.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (XkYcA)

58 The Ashley diary was confirmed real in 2022.

Okeefe had the tapes.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (ENQN6)

59 Here's a video of Secretary of State Blinken performing Neil Young's “Rockin’ In The Free World” in the BarmenDiktat bar in Kyiv last night.


What a life he's having. Careens from one brilliant success to the next.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (TcVeV)

60 VDH bringing it.

Posted by: wth at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

61 I keep looking at the polls and thinking of the stories:

'Historic!'

'Unbelievable!'

'Clear mandate!'

'Come back kid!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (CmpAx)

62 Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (XkYcA)

I was just pulling your shapely ankle, Fen.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:58 PM (TcVeV)

63 Sheesh. Fifth-rate lawyers get no respect.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:56 PM


In fairness, some of them are quite fleet of foot.

Posted by: Ambulance drivers at May 14, 2024 06:58 PM (a3Q+t)

64 New York Post @nypost 10h
Red Lobster abruptly closes at least 50 restaurants, blindsiding employees — including 14 in NY, NJ trib.al/ZC0RIn7
=====
Not kosher, Bidenomics!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:58 PM (ZdexC)

65 58 The Ashley diary was confirmed real in 2022.

Okeefe had the tapes.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (ENQN6)

But did he have the receipts? Means nothing to the youth of today if you do not have the receipts.

Posted by: No cap, frfr at May 14, 2024 06:58 PM (Wc83a)

66 59 Here's a video of Secretary of State Blinken performing Neil Young's “Rockin’ In The Free World” in the BarmenDiktat bar in Kyiv last night.


What a life he's having. Careens from one brilliant success to the next.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:57 PM (TcVeV)

Yeah, The Biden Administration has sure brought Dignity back to the WH

Posted by: It's me donna at May 14, 2024 06:58 PM (Akjoo)

67 Changing the puppet doesn't change what is going on.

Posted by: Skip at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (fwDg9)

68 this Biden catastrophe is the Faustian bargain of 2020 when unelectable leftist candidates dropped out in unison to use a fumbling Biden as their more presentable veneer. So he was foisted upon the nation to serve as "moderate" cover to advance a radical, veritable Obama third-term. In that sense, his duties were ceremonial--as the hard-left channeled through him the most radical agenda in U.S. history, and found his debility and dementia advantageous--the country be damned.

---------------

This sums up the situation perfectly. Let's see if even brain dead Democrats might see it this time.

Posted by: Decaf at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (unUNN)

69 I am ashamed to sit here in a courtroom watching the former leader of the free world sitting with fourth-rate prosecutors and a fifth-rate lawyer on the stand."
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:52 PM (ZdexC)


Third rate romance, low rent prosecution.

Posted by: Amazing Rhythm Aces at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (4I/2K)

70 What a life he's having. Careens from one brilliant success to the next.

This was posted on a rabidly pro-Ukraine account, and even the pro-Ukraine commenters were horrified by the optics of this.

Fiddling. Rome. Burns. And all that.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (uxCna)

71 New York Post @nypost 10h
Red Lobster abruptly closes at least 50 restaurants, blindsiding employees — including 14 in NY, NJ trib.al/ZC0RIn7



Hundreds of employees trapped inside!!!

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (TcVeV)

72 The Dems were too stupid to realize that the people they were displacing with this influx of illegals was not white middle class voters but their own greedy base.
What did they think would happen when they pushed illegals to the front of the handout line?
In the process of doing this, they also upset the very tenuous balance in inner cities already coping with crime and homeless shitting in the street.
Ironic, no?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (t/2Uw)

73 54 Lila Rose @LilaGraceRose 5h
BREAKING:
30-year-old pro-life activist Lauren Handy has just been sentenced to 57 months in federal prison for handing roses and resources to women at an abortion facility,

Meanwhile, abortionists who dismember and kill children walk free.

A grave injustice!
=======
As bad as Fednapping in the courts' eyes.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 06:55 PM (ZdexC)

VS

The recent ProPublica national study reviewed rape data from three police jurisdictions in Washington state, including the Seattle Police Department, and Snohomish and Pierce counties. Rape arrest rates were calculated from the data provided by each police jurisdiction for 2014, 2015 and 2016. The most recent surprising data from 2016 indicates that the percentage of rape arrests by Pierce County and SPD were only 7 percent and 8 percent, respectively.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 07:00 PM (ENQN6)

74 >>Sheesh. Fifth-rate lawyers get no respect.

That's not true. I respect you.


Joking. Don't sue me.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 07:01 PM (LkLld)

75 Make Cheddar Bay Biscuits Great Again!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:01 PM (4I/2K)

76 >>>> It's no longer a game of votes, its a game of who can chase down and collect as many ballots and jam them into tabulators.

Chase?

They can just print them up or run select stacks through over and over again, and have, and will again.

To question the results would "disenfranchise" legitimate voters.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2024 07:01 PM (cOq4q)

77 Those poor lobsters...

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 14, 2024 07:02 PM (mH6SG)

78 Make Cheddar Bay Biscuits Great Again!
Posted by: Count de Monet

We need common sense Cheddar Bay Biscuit control!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 14, 2024 07:02 PM (YsPis)

79 New York Post @nypost 10h
Red Lobster abruptly closes at least 50 restaurants, blindsiding employees — including 14 in NY, NJ trib.al/ZC0RIn7


Hundreds of employees trapped inside!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (TcVeV)
--
Well, at least they'll have food for a few days. Unless the gas and electric was shut off.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at May 14, 2024 07:02 PM (hZc6Q)

80 First rate lawyers: Lockpick Lawyer

Second Rate lawyers: ??

Third rate lawyers: ??

Fourth rate lawyers: personal injury lawyers

Fifth rate lawyers: Fanni Willis, et Al.



How's my list

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (R/49a)

81 What is with this fascination somehow with music? It betrays a bizarre desire to be 'cool' and 'hip'. James Taylor and Anthony Blinken.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (CmpAx)

82 Trump should run ads featuring Joe Biden dismembering near-term babies piece-by-piece, with a beaming RFK jr looking on.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
___________

It would take balls, but simply describing a D&C in a straightforward manner would be effective. Many have no idea that it involves crushing the skull and dismemberment after 15 weeks or so.

Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (Dm8we)

83 "So when do these FBI agents go on trial for conspiracy to commit kidnapping?"

They need to get hit with "18 U.S. Code § 242 - Deprivation of rights under color of law" - along with the Judges and prosecutors in these sham Trump cases.

Posted by: lymond at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (Jvjtu)

84 72 The Dems were too stupid to realize that the people they were displacing with this influx of illegals was not white middle class voters but their own greedy base.
What did they think would happen when they pushed illegals to the front of the handout line?
In the process of doing this, they also upset the very tenuous balance in inner cities already coping with crime and homeless shitting in the street.
Ironic, no?
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (t/2Uw)

The wailing and gnashing in the First Apostolic Second African Methodist Church of G D in Christ will be

fanfuckingtastic.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (ENQN6)

85 The only place where something like a Red Lobster kind of makes sense is in Kansas. Is it great seafood? How would they know? It has lobster in the name so what else do you need to know pal? I say this as someone from Kansas.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2024 07:04 PM (Y6IkP)

86 New York Post @nypost 9h
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney

Catturd ™ @catturd2 8h
But she made sure it didn't affect showing her cleavage?
😂 - you can't make this shit up.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:04 PM (ZdexC)

87 "Cheddar Bay Biscuits" Never had em but the recipe looks good.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (MvF+J)

88 It would take balls, but simply describing a D&C in a straightforward manner would be effective. Many have no idea that it involves crushing the skull and dismemberment after 15 weeks or so.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (Dm8we)


'Women's Health Care' can be a messy business.

Kind of like 'resettlement in the East.'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (TcVeV)

89 Shrimp Scampi hardest hit.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (CmpAx)

90 71 New York Post @nypost 10h
Red Lobster abruptly closes at least 50 restaurants, blindsiding employees — including 14 in NY, NJ trib.al/ZC0RIn7


Hundreds of employees trapped inside!!!
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 06:59 PM (TcVeV)

And about half of the Johnson Johnson and Washington family reunion.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (ENQN6)

91 What is with this fascination somehow with music? It betrays a bizarre desire to be 'cool' and 'hip'. James Taylor and Anthony Blinken.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (CmpAx)

Billy Jeff wailin' on the saxophone on Arsenio Hall.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (4I/2K)

92 Snopes said it was not 9%, but did not make clear (in the headline at least) how egregious the 9% lie was. All the needed to do was add "it was 1.4%".

But the leave the casual reader wondering if it was really 8.2%, or maybe 10.6% ... because surely Joe was just off by a little.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (Cus5s)

93 You can get biscuit mix at a grocery store. I haven't had much luck with it but my forte isn't baking. Also, I may not have a forte.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (Y6IkP)

94 87 "Cheddar Bay Biscuits" Never had em but the recipe looks good.
Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (MvF+J)

Saw some sold in the grocery store. I thought 'I like cheese. I like bread. Why not?'

They were okish.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:06 PM (CmpAx)

95 86 New York Post @nypost 9h
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney

Catturd ™ @catturd2 8h
But she made sure it didn't affect showing her cleavage?
😂 - you can't make this shit up.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:04 PM (ZdexC)


These are the same people that complain about fantasy armor for women being unrealistic, btw

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 07:06 PM (R/49a)

96 Has America Finally Had It With Joe Biden?

They picked him once, despite his long inglorious record. They could easily do so again. Biden ain't the problem. His voters are the problem, and they haven't changed.

Posted by: Ex GOP at May 14, 2024 07:06 PM (GpUII)

97 Billy Jeff wailin' on the saxophone on Arsenio Hall.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:05 PM (4I/2K)

That's it exactly.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:06 PM (CmpAx)

98 80 First rate lawyers: Lockpick Lawyer

Second Rate lawyers: ??

Third rate lawyers: ??

Fourth rate lawyers: personal injury lawyers

Fifth rate lawyers: Fanni Willis, et Al.



How's my list
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (R/49a)

Third Rate Lawyers Low Rent Customer

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 14, 2024 07:06 PM (ENQN6)

99 Vivek Ramaswamy speaks outside NYC Court Trial room: "This is not the United States of America. This is some third-rate banana republic.
_________________

That's what happens when you allow immigration from third-rate banana republics, such as that that the judge is from.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2024 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

100 New York Post @nypost 9h
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney

Catturd ™ @catturd2 8h
But she made sure it didn't affect showing her cleavage?
😂 - you can't make this shit up.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:04 PM (ZdexC)

Aren't her implants ballistic resistant?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:07 PM (4I/2K)

101 94 https://tinyurl.com/dn9wcjps

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

102 39
'She loathed Joe Biden.'

I'd have to question the sanity of anyone that didn't have this reaction.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 14, 2024 07:07 PM (roH4R)

103 I've made cheese scones. Those were OKish.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:07 PM (MvF+J)

104 I specifically mean the RL cheddar bay mix. They sell their mix in grocery stores.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2024 07:08 PM (Y6IkP)

105 Why aren't I ahead by 50 points, dammit?

Posted by: Joe Delusional at May 14, 2024 07:08 PM (5fDan)

106 Joe's lies are catching up with him even with the ignorant masses.

I am enjoying watching his whole life's work of rape, molestation, bribery, graft, kickbacks, thievery, tomfoolery and rape catch up to him and come crashing down all around his throne of lies.

Soon, he will be found at a gas pump, but he won't be pumping gas.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2024 07:08 PM (R/m4+)

107 Y'all didn't know I was this important, did'ja?

"I NEED[/b you to read this, Duncanthrax:

President Biden[/b emailed you.
Chuck Schumer[/b emailed you.
Carole King[/b emailed you.
Martin Sheen[/b emailed you.
I[/b emailed you -- and now I'm emailing you again!

We ALL emailed you because Senate control is on the line this year, and far-right Republican WACK JOBS are raising boatloads of money to take down our amazing Democrats. It'll take folks like you stepping up -- $5 at a time -- to fight back.

I'll let you in on a campaign secret, Duncanthrax: We don't email you because we want to scare you, or because we enjoy asking for money. Frankly, it sucks. But we do it anyway because this year is just too damn important to have folks sitting on the sidelines."

-- James Carville

* buffs nails *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

108 >>The only place where something like a Red Lobster kind of makes sense is in Kansas.

No Red Lobsters in Rhode Island.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 07:09 PM (LkLld)

109 104 Does it have fish or seafood in it?

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:09 PM (MvF+J)

110 Is the title going for a John Wick thing?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:09 PM (CmpAx)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

112 Why aren't I ahead by 50 points, dammit?
Posted by: Joe Delusional at May 14, 2024 07:08 PM (5fDan)



Come to me, Joe. I'm here, waiting...

Posted by: The Bollard at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (TcVeV)

113 1 Eight posts in a day. Gotta be a record.

a few more times and it'll match the number of times my work pc decided it needed to reboot itself to install updates today.

not that i'm bitter or anything.

Posted by: anachronda at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (v3pYe)

114 Too late, bat boy. You cen buff those nails in the barrel.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (LkLld)

115 Red Lobster is a hood rat restaurant around these parts

Posted by: nckate at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (4bYb7)

116 >You can get biscuit mix at a grocery store. I haven't had much luck with it


me neither
I try to make Bisquick biscuits but they come out too dry and crumbly
I live at 5882' ASL where baking doesn't work right

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (/7KEl)

117 Does this work?

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (MvF+J)

118 But she made sure it didn't affect showing her cleavage?
-------

Sorry ladies but this is what you call a bimbo

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (lX8VI)

119 111

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)


Welcome

Posted by: The Barrel at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (5fDan)

120 Sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (a3Q+t)

121 who TF bolded the whole thing

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (/7KEl)

122 Aren't her implants ballistic resistant?
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:07 PM (4I/2K)

https://tinyurl.com/33mxbas5

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (CmpAx)

123 New York Post @nypost 9h
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney
-

Weird. She's completely comfortable with shots to the face?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (ODsYZ)

124 Billy Jeff wailin' on the saxophone on Arsenio Hall.

I knew a senior Federal bureaucrat who liked to play electric guitar at any party-like occasion.

He was a complete a-hole.

I think that they tell you to learn to play a rock musical instrument at Senior Bureaucrat School - this allegedly humanizes you.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (uxCna)

125 30
'‘Siding with criminals’'

Of course they are. At some point we're going to have to stop saying 'The judge ruled this way. Sure it's tyranny but we have to do what he says.'

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (roH4R)

126 113 Happy Patch Tuesday!

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (MvF+J)

127 Senator Warren descends almost 100% from Plains Indians and has some killer Prairie Crab Recipes.

Posted by: Grey Beaver at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (V5BDR)

128 Crap, this entire time I've been trying to attract a wife and I've been doing it wrong!

Should have taken a photo of my wallet instead!

Derp!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:12 PM (AJDwy)

129 117 Yes. It worked.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:12 PM (MvF+J)

130 Damn. The amount of bold emphasis was impressive. Carville must really want my money.

* trudges off *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:12 PM (a3Q+t)

131 >>Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney
---


pretty sure damn near everything's been done to her

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 07:12 PM (/7KEl)

132 Virgin post with my new tablet.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (L/fGl)

133 120 Sad.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (a3Q+t

Bet it stinks in there.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (AJDwy)

134 what ‘some nut might do to her
-

That's comical the way that's phrased

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (ODsYZ)

135 New York Post @nypost 9h
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney
-

Weird. She's completely comfortable with shots to the face?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (ODsYZ)


The assassin will aim for center mass, and that isn't her face.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (TcVeV)

136 128 Crap, this entire time I've been trying to attract a wife and I've been doing it wrong!

Should have taken a photo of my wallet instead!

Derp!

--

Dude isn't going to attract the kind of women he ought to marry with a photoshopped lotto pic.

In his defense, though, he's probably not going for "wife material."

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (R/49a)

137 >>Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney

Squirt in her face?

Posted by: Aviator at May 14, 2024 07:14 PM (HQ9Sl)

138 Jim & Nicks makes spectacular cheese biscuits. Well they call them biscuits but they're actually muffins. That bothers me a bit being that they're a southern bbq place and all you'd think they'd know the difference. It's not a british cookie-biscuit thing because muffin means something completely different there.

But they're really good if you have a craving for cheese stealth muffins.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 14, 2024 07:14 PM (Y6IkP)

139 Should have taken a photo of my wallet instead!

Derp!
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:12 PM


I would think being the First Inductee into the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame would be an incredible attractant.

Of course, a big bulge in the right rear pocket of your pants doesn't hurt, either.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)

140 135 New York Post @nypost 9h
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney
-

Weird. She's completely comfortable with shots to the face?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (ODsYZ)

The assassin will aim for center mass, and that isn't her face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (TcVeV)

IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT SEMEN!

Posted by: Ben Roethlisberger at May 14, 2024 07:15 PM (CmpAx)

141 Red Lobster is a hood rat restaurant around these parts
Posted by: nckate at May 14, 2024 07:10 PM (4bYb7)

Concur. Now the ghetto denizens will have to microwave their own frozen seafood at Da Crib.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2024 07:15 PM (R/m4+)

142 4 IMHO, Kamala is drunk in that vid. Not excusing her. Just diagnosing.
Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 06:43 PM (MvF+J)


To be fair, I think that Kamala is ALWAYS drunk - she just thinks she manages to hide it from the rules.

I'm sure she tells herself all sorts of pretty little lies, but I am equally sure that she is drunk most of the time.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 14, 2024 07:15 PM (SRRAx)

143 Joe and the Ho. Always was. Always will be.

Posted by: Despise Marxist Rat Bastards & InfoHarlots at May 14, 2024 07:16 PM (5DfsO)

144 Dude isn't going to attract the kind of women he ought to marry with a photoshopped lotto pic.

In his defense, though, he's probably not going for "wife material
-

That's his entire point. He, an average guy, was getting no attention from the average women until they thought he was a multimillionaire.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 14, 2024 07:16 PM (ODsYZ)

145 I would think being the First Inductee into the Intragalactic Yoko Ono Artistries Appreciation Association Hall of Fame would be an incredible attractant.

Of course, a big bulge in the right rear pocket of your pants doesn't hurt, either.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:15 PM (a3Q+t)


Keep scraping the walls in there. There is still some gum.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:16 PM (AJDwy)

146 $530 beeelions! Es mucho hombres nuevo!

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2024 07:17 PM (ccse8)

147 Bet it stinks in there.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM


It does. Yessiree. But, to be fair, it's not nearly as bad as the Café after a penguin or three have happy-footed their way through it.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)

148 New York Post @nypost 9h
Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney
-

Weird. She's completely comfortable with shots to the face?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 14, 2024 07:11 PM (ODsYZ)

Up and over the plate . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:17 PM (4I/2K)

149 byFaith Online @PCAByFaith
PCA Stated Clerk Bryan Chapell invited the permanent committee of the AC to meet today and decide whether the Assembly-wide panel should proceed as planned. The committee agreed to cancel the seminar and in its place hold a time of prayer.
https://ow.ly/CTMG50RG9G2

Sean Davis @seanmdav 2h
NEWS: The PCA today announced that it has nuked the entire General Assembly panel that had been slated to include David French, a former PCA member who has endorsed gay marriage, drag queen story hour, and radical pro-abortion politicians, and whose wife trashed the PCA as a church “brimming with neo-Confederates.”

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:17 PM (ZdexC)

150 >>Stormy Daniels wore a bulletproof vest to get to court over fears of what ‘some nut might do to her’: attorney

You can move 'nut' in various places in ‘some nut might do to her’ and it still makes just as much sense.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 14, 2024 07:18 PM (cOq4q)

151 Glad everyone stopped yelling at me.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:18 PM (t/2Uw)

152 148 It was a low-cut vest so as not to conceal her decolletage.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

153 PCA? Presbyterians?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:18 PM (CmpAx)

154 Stormy has a higher body count than anybody willing to shoot at her so I think she'll be ok

Posted by: nckate at May 14, 2024 07:19 PM (4bYb7)

155 PCA has totally destroyed themselves. You don't recover from this.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:19 PM (AJDwy)

156 Sean Davis @seanmdav 2h
NEWS: The PCA today announced that it has nuked the entire General Assembly panel that had been slated to include David French, a former PCA member who has endorsed gay marriage, drag queen story hour, and radical pro-abortion politicians, and whose wife trashed the PCA as a church “brimming with neo-Confederates.”
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:17 PM (ZdexC)

French is just living the meme now.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:19 PM (CmpAx)

157 >Glad everyone stopped yelling at me.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice)
---


what did you do

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 07:19 PM (/7KEl)

158 41 I think think the best Trump can hope for at this point is 270 EC, winning back GA, winning VA and winning back NV.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 14, 2024 06:53 PM (XV/Pl)

It's like I pointed this out months and months ago...

I think I'll call myself Nostradamus now...

Although Trump should thank Biden for the absolute lawlessness in the US and the disastrous handling of the US hostages in Gaza...about the only things that would bring Trump back in play in VA (and the stupid House and Senate state Dems trying to push a VA tax increase when we were ROLLING in dough - while they backed down and took the loss, that one hurt Dems here a lot)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 14, 2024 07:19 PM (exHjb)

159 The assassin will aim for center mass, and that isn't her face.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (TcVeV)

I compensate for poor aiming with copious shots on goal.

Posted by: Peter North at May 14, 2024 07:19 PM (4I/2K)

160 Bruins 1-0 at, roughly, 15:00

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:19 PM (ZdexC)

161 Related, there has been some interesting information about how men and women view each other on the dating apps. Men's views of women's attractiveness is a fairly even distribution throughout all the women on the app.

Women think 10% of the men are attractive.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM (ODsYZ)

162 ... of the 1st Period.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM (ZdexC)

163
Missed the previous thread. "Partners in peace"? "Now the guy's got Hamas as a partner. Any problems, he goes to Hamas. Trouble with the bill? He can go to Hamas. Trouble with the cops, deliveries, Tommy, he can call Hamas. But now the guy's gotta come up with Hamas's money every week, no matter what."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM (MoZTd)

164 NYC Mayor Eric Adams says migrants could fill lifeguard shortage because they are 'excellent swimmers'

Posted by: Oh geez at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM (vFG9F)

165 Don't know why you would put a Red Lobster anywhere in New England where you can get real sea food cooked properly.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM (t/2Uw)

166 Glad everyone stopped yelling at me.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:18 PM


You know what you did.

;-)

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM (a3Q+t)

167 25

He should pork them one by one and then dump them. They're obviously whores anyway.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2024 06:49 PM (YqDXo)
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One word Herpes simplex ..... two words.

Posted by: Ciampino - booby-trapped korans?! at May 14, 2024 07:21 PM (qfLjt)

168 Avalanche facing elimination, down 3 games to 1 and going back to Dallas tomorrow night

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 07:21 PM (/7KEl)

169 161 Hypergamy, an evolutionary female trait.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (MvF+J)

170 82

'It would take balls'

It would serve them right. Particularly those leftist bitches getting on their high horse like they're defending truth and righteousness itself. Make them publicly own their support of baby murder.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (roH4R)

171 Splitters!

Posted by: Church of Presbyterian Americans at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (ZdexC)

172 Don't know why you would put a Red Lobster anywhere in New England where you can get real sea food cooked properly.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM


There used to be one in connecticut right near the coast in North Haven. No idea if it is still there but every time we would drive down that way they had a parking lot full of cars.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (QNSds)

173 to repeat:
trump wins
riots
biden admin attempts to prevent trump from becoming president

one hopes that muscular black men will deal with rioters in their neighborhoods by demonstrating new uses for baseball bats

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (B1FKF)

174 Here's a video of Secretary of State Blinken performing Neil Young's “Rockin’ In The Free World” in the BarmenDiktat bar in Kyiv last night.

https://tinyurl.com/2rvffej5

Blinken also said yesterday that:

"Elections in Ukraine will take place when all Ukrainians can vote, all of them."

In other words, until Ukraine takes back Crimea, there will be no elections.

"Free world", indeed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2024 06:54 PM (uxCna)

Not much reason for elections since all the opposing parties were banned in the early days of the war.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

175 It does. Yessiree. But, to be fair, it's not nearly as bad as the Café after a penguin or three have happy-footed their way through it.
Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:17 PM (a3Q+t)
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More penguins in the Barrel! STAT!

Posted by: AoSHQ Brute Squad at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (BpYfr)

176
Don't know why you would put a Red Lobster anywhere in New England where you can get real sea food cooked properly.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM (t/2Uw)

__________

But you have to go to New England.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (MoZTd)

177 what did you do
Posted by: Don Black

That's just it. I got up to clean up the dinner dishes and when I got back every body was boldly shouting.
Then it stopped....

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:23 PM (t/2Uw)

178 151 HEY!

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:23 PM (MvF+J)

179 I’d say America is now like Ukraine, except the “Russians” have been invited in.

Posted by: Allen at May 14, 2024 07:23 PM (UYy+W)

180 >Related, there has been some interesting information about how men and women view each other on the dating apps.
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I would view the girls vertically

Posted by: Don Black at May 14, 2024 07:23 PM (/7KEl)

181 Keep scraping the walls in there. There is still some gum.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:16 PM


The only thing to eat in here is a Ham and Lima Beans C-Rat from 1968.

* taps "Send food" in prisoner code *

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:23 PM (a3Q+t)

182 There used to be one in connecticut right near the coast in North Haven. No idea if it is still there but every time we would drive down that way they had a parking lot full of cars.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (QNSds)

The power of a national ad campaign.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:23 PM (CmpAx)

183 PCA here. I can say French would not have enjoyed Richmond.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2024 07:24 PM (ccse8)

184 Don't know why you would put a Red Lobster anywhere in New England where you can get real sea food cooked properly.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:20 PM


It be like putting an Olive Garden restaurant on Staten Island.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:24 PM (4I/2K)

185 My wife conjectured that it wasn't the amount of the check, but the way the color went with his eyes. That got the girls.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2024 07:24 PM (1bNHn)

186 Those aren't Lima beans.

Posted by: Oh geez at May 14, 2024 07:24 PM (vFG9F)

187 New York City mayor says the illegals in NY shelters can help make up the City lifeguard shortage because they are good swimmers.

Not the Bee

Posted by: Reinstated by the Commissioner at May 14, 2024 07:24 PM (9X60i)

188 Is the title going for a John Wick thing?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

* perks up *
* sharpens pencil*

Posted by: Sock Monkey * standing at the border at May 14, 2024 07:25 PM (i7KoL)

189 Blinken also said yesterday that:

"Elections in Ukraine will take place when all Ukrainians can vote, all of them."

In other words, until Ukraine takes back Crimea, there will be no elections.

"Free world", indeed.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 14, 2024 06:54 PM (uxCna)

Not much reason for elections since all the opposing parties were banned in the early days of the war.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (eoQWY)

Sounds like trial run of rhetoric to disable elections other places.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:25 PM (CmpAx)

190 *Tosses a penguin in the barrel*

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 14, 2024 07:25 PM (u73oe)

191 How is a vest going to stop someone in a MAGA hat from throwing a noose over her for her Subway sandwich.

Posted by: ... at May 14, 2024 07:25 PM (lX8VI)

192 The Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Mix is great. Super simple--just add water and cheese, then brush on a little melted butter with their seasoning packet. Hope they don't stop selling that.

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2024 07:25 PM (3ImbR)

193 Hadrian, it is the one thing I miss since moving to Md. I could get lobster for $5.99/lb. I could get halibut and swordfish and cod loin for reasonable prices. I do not understand why still,living close to the coast, seafood is so outrageous,y expensive here.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (t/2Uw)

194 Well, at least President Biden, Chuck Schumer, Carole King, Martin Sheen, and maybe James Carville will still email me.

Although they never ask how I'm doing.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (a3Q+t)

195 There used to be one in connecticut right near the coast in North Haven. No idea if it is still there but every time we would drive down that way they had a parking lot full of cars.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (QNSds)

Same in Florida years ago. The cheap old farts would fight at the door to get the Early Bird so their cheap old wrinkled asses could chow down on frozen shrimp.

In Florida. Idiots.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (R/m4+)

196 192 Do you have to cook it?

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (MvF+J)

197 >>The only place where something like a Red Lobster kind of makes sense is in Kansas.

No Red Lobsters in Rhode Island.
Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 07:09 PM (LkLld)

That's because it won't fit.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (eoQWY)

198 Look out! Biden has been thinking!

Josh Kraushaar
@JoshKraushaar
If I'm reading this correctly, a senior Biden official is floating the idea of a coalition PA-Hamas government as part of a future ceasefire deal -- per the Times of Israel:

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Shouldn't there be a place for the SS?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

199 Hypergamy, dating apps, women only finding 10% of men attractive.

Go to YouTube and watch HOE_MATH. It'll explain all this stuff. Women/men and the current state of dating/relationship culture.

Posted by: JROD at May 14, 2024 07:27 PM (IlL6s)

200 Cod loin. Cod shank. Cod butt.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:27 PM (MvF+J)

201 191 How is a vest going to stop someone in a MAGA hat from throwing a noose over her for her Subway sandwich.
Posted by: ... at May 14, 2024 07:25 PM (lX8VI)

Depends on how vast we are talking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:27 PM (CmpAx)

202 Pretty extensive excerpt off the VDH piece. Almost like Ace knew VDH wouldn't mind . . . because Ace IS VDH is Ace!!@!#

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 14, 2024 07:28 PM (8AONa)

203 Hadrian, it is the one thing I miss since moving to Md. I could get lobster for $5.99/lb. I could get halibut and swordfish and cod loin for reasonable prices. I do not understand why still,living close to the coast, seafood is so outrageous,y expensive here.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (t/2Uw)

It's because the good stuff gets shipped elsewhere where it commands a high price for sale. Locals get leavings or have to outbid people elsewhere. California vegetables and fruits aren't cheap here in CA.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:28 PM (eoQWY)

204 200 Cod loin. Cod shank. Cod butt.
Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:27 PM (MvF+J)

*fish cock enters the chat*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:29 PM (CmpAx)

205 Halibut butt.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:29 PM (MvF+J)

206 > The Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuit Mix is great. Super simple--just add water and cheese, then brush on a little melted butter with their seasoning packet. Hope they don't stop selling that.

They are very good. Ridiculous calorie count though. You could have a couple of cookies or a doughnut for fewer calories.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 14, 2024 07:29 PM (Odg76)

207 What's a penguin doin' on the Barrel??

Posted by: vox pop housewife at May 14, 2024 07:29 PM (ZdexC)

208 HOE_MATH

Posted by: JROD at May 14, 2024 07:30 PM (IlL6s)

209 There it is:



"The results showed that out of a group of 100 profiles of bachelors, only 1 profile was "liked" by more than 80% of the women, and yet 38 of the profiles were "disliked" by that same group of participants."

"Meanwhile, an OkCupid study found that women find 80% of men unattractive on dating apps."

https://tinyurl.com/yqk5x6ao

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 07:30 PM (dF0kp)

210 I do not understand why still,living close to the coast, seafood is so outrageous,y expensive here.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (t/2Uw)
~~~~~

I live on the coast and seafood is very expensive here too. Fact is, it's gotten expensive everywhere, just like everything else.

Thanks Joe Biden!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2024 07:30 PM (3ImbR)

211 But Trump said Beau was a pussy for being shot when raising the flag at Iwo Jima.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 14, 2024 07:30 PM (1bNHn)

212 202 Pretty extensive excerpt off the VDH piece. Almost like Ace knew VDH wouldn't mind . . . because Ace IS VDH is Ace!!@!#
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 14, 2024 07:28 PM (8AONa)

VDH is truly a renaissance man given his knowledge of both history and dick/vag/semen related information.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:30 PM (CmpAx)

213 I would eat more seafood if it wasn’t made out of fish.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 14, 2024 07:31 PM (u73oe)

214 >>>Ridiculous calorie count though. You could have a couple of cookies or a doughnut for fewer calories.
~~~~~

Now you tell me!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2024 07:31 PM (3ImbR)

215 Cod loin is really good. It is a very thick cut. It is a little like Monkfish which is pretty expensive compared to Cod loin.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:31 PM (t/2Uw)

216 I’d say America is now like Ukraine, except the “Russians” have been invited in.
Posted by: Allen at May 14, 2024 07:23 PM (UYy+W)

The Russians are building housing in the areas behind the lines they have taken. Letting residents stay for free until things pick up. This was in Mariupol.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:31 PM (eoQWY)

217 Any woman voting for Biden is exactly the same woman who blames their child for their stepfather molesting them.
There is no middle ground of understanding here. It is well known, this type. It is not a debate.
Again, ANY woman voting for Biden is exactly the same woman who blames their child when their stepfather molests them.
Doesn't say much for 'American Womanhood'.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (EP4y/)

218 Crap, this entire time I've been trying to attract a wife and I've been doing it wrong!

Should have taken a photo of my wallet instead!

Derp!
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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If you want to attract an 'ette take a photo of your 1911s. Just sayin'

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (xQ/4D)

219 "Meanwhile, an OkCupid study found that women find 80% of men unattractive on dating apps."

https://tinyurl.com/yqk5x6ao
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 07:30 PM (dF0kp)

My argument would be that a dating app caters to all that women have to do to be attractive. However, what men do to be attractive (absent money and power) is stripped away (i.e. game.)

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (CmpAx)

220 >>That's because it won't fit.

Yea, yea. We do have room for this.

https://tinyurl.com/4k768vmh

Posted by: JackStraw at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (LkLld)

221 "women find 80% of men unattractive on dating apps"

It may be that that is because only unattractive men use dating apps. Dubious, but not impossible.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (MvF+J)

222 Penguins were often packed in barrels and salted for preservation on ships. Sharing a barrel with a penguin was referred to by sailors as "shivrin the guin" and was a dreaded punishment and diversion on those long lonely nights at sea.

Posted by: Barrel Facts at May 14, 2024 07:33 PM (vFG9F)

223 That's because it won't fit.
Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (eoQWY)
~~~~~

Hahahaha!

Posted by: IrishEi at May 14, 2024 07:33 PM (3ImbR)

224 Look out! Biden has been thinking!

Josh Kraushaar
@JoshKraushaar
If I'm reading this correctly, a senior Biden official is floating the idea of a coalition PA-Hamas government as part of a future ceasefire deal -- per the Times of Israel:

-
Shouldn't there be a place for the SS?
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (L/fGl)

That's one way to get some Palestinian Authority peeps killed.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (eoQWY)

225 "The results showed that out of a group of 100 profiles of bachelors, only 1 profile was "liked" by more than 80% of the women, and yet 38 of the profiles were "disliked" by that same group of participants. Meanwhile, an OkCupid study found that women find 80% of men unattractive on dating apps."'

100% of Bidens find all women attractive if they have an underage daughter! Except if they're yellow. No yellow.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (EP4y/)

226 One word Herpes simplex ..... two words.

Posted by: Ciampino - booby-trapped korans?! at May 14, 2024 07:21 PM (qfLjt)
_______________

Then why do any of this at all?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (YqDXo)

227 I have been able to find Orange Roughy for just under $10/lb and it has a nice clean taste and thick enough to broil or bake.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (t/2Uw)

228 If you want to attract an 'ette take a photo of your 1911s. Just sayin'
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (xQ/4D

Truth. Nothing gets the 'ettes worked up like Hoppes No 9

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (AJDwy)

229 Dude isn't going to attract the kind of women he ought to marry with a photoshopped lotto pic.

In his defense, though, he's probably not going for "wife material."
Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at May 14, 2024 07:13 PM (R/49a)

I went for "wife material," or so I thought. Cost me just about everything. So you never really know what you've got until you're getting fed through the woodchipper.

Posted by: Feet first. While still alive. at May 14, 2024 07:35 PM (Wc83a)

230 amazing that vdh could get through that whole piece without taking a single dickish cheap shot at PDT.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 14, 2024 07:35 PM (tQtDb)

231 Jimmy Oh Yang looks very knowledgeable of the ying yang.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2024 07:35 PM (lCWOD)

232 Barrel facts made me giggle.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (t/2Uw)

233 Truth. Nothing gets the 'ettes worked up like Hoppes No 9
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (AJDwy)

Time to change out the Old Spice.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (4I/2K)

234 I have co-workers that still haven't received their
"unemployment" checks from when the plandemic panic hit and all but 4 of us got laid off.
They've all given up.
There is no place to go to see a person.
All internet.

Posted by: Reforger at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (B705c)

235 "shivrin the guin" I almost fell for that one.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (MvF+J)

236 Excellent swimmers...

Eric Allen not the Best and Brightest...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (x/OXY)

237 @221 Things aren’t like they were in the 80s

Posted by: Allen at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (UYy+W)

238 Truth. Nothing gets the 'ettes worked up like Hoppes No 9
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I thought that's what I should dab behind my ears for MoMes?

Hoppes no 9 >>>> Chanel no 5

Posted by: screaming in digital at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (xQ/4D)

239 "women find 80% of men unattractive on dating apps"

It may be that that is because only unattractive men use dating apps. Dubious, but not impossible.
Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (MvF+J)

it matches with more scientific studies done with a more generic sample of men. Most normal dudes these days aren't even on dating apps because there is no point.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:37 PM (eoQWY)

240 For those of you who are fans of Gayle King and plus size gals, Sport Illustrated swimsuit edition was made for you!

https://tinyurl.com/2yw3entu

Posted by: Molly k. at May 14, 2024 07:37 PM (j/yko)

241 100
Aren't her implants ballistic resistant?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:07 PM (4I/2K)
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Ballistic gel?

Posted by: Ciampino - booby-trapped korans for the win? at May 14, 2024 07:38 PM (qfLjt)

242 228 If you want to attract an 'ette take a photo of your 1911s. Just sayin'
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (xQ/4D

Truth, SiD. It would get my attention.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:38 PM (t/2Uw)

243 Related, there has been some interesting information about how men and women view each other on the dating apps. Men's views of women's attractiveness is a fairly even distribution throughout all the women on the app.

Women think 10% of the men are attractive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie


Fortunately, it's twice as good as that.

https://tinyurl.com/49vnjchs

Women think 20% of men have above-average looks!

Posted by: mikeski is not in the top 20%, so he uuuugly at May 14, 2024 07:38 PM (DgGvY)

244 228 If you want to attract an 'ette take a photo of your 1911s. Just sayin'
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 14, 2024 07:32 PM (xQ/4D

Truth. Nothing gets the 'ettes worked up like Hoppes No 9
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (AJDwy)

Just a dab on the wrists and the neck. Slays 'em. So I've heard anyway.

Posted by: all that gun thread dating advice at May 14, 2024 07:39 PM (Wc83a)

245 Truth. Nothing gets the 'ettes worked up like Hoppes No 9
Posted by: AlaBAMA
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I thought that's what I should dab behind my ears for MoMes?

Hoppes no 9 >>>> Chanel no 5
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 14, 2024 07:36 PM (xQ/4D)

I am reliably informed that it's a Planter's Peanut. Just a dab will do ya.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 14, 2024 07:39 PM (4I/2K)

246 ***lower gas prices during the campaign. ***
--------------

Good. I filled up today and it cost too much money.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2024 07:39 PM (lCWOD)

247 "Women think 10% of the men are attractive.
Posted by: Moron Robbie"

Which 10%? My butt?

Posted by: Barrel Facts at May 14, 2024 07:39 PM (vFG9F)

248 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 1h
NEW: First crewed flight of Boeing spacecraft delayed again due to a technical snafu, the company said.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:39 PM (ZdexC)

249 "women find 80% of men unattractive on dating apps"

It may be that that is because only unattractive men use dating apps. Dubious, but not impossible.
Posted by: gp Decays'

The CIA contract team that got sent to feel me out this evening, the guy was overly muscled, inept, and slipped more than once in his cover story of being a working-class plumber (!), the Serbian woman was beautiful, delightful and charming, but I think within 15 minutes we all knew who was who and just had a good time on the company Black Card dime.
All in good fun.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 14, 2024 07:39 PM (EP4y/)

250 A nood delayed is thrice as sweet. Hark! 'Tis here!

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage at May 14, 2024 07:40 PM (MvF+J)

251 Hadrian, it is the one thing I miss since moving to Md. I could get lobster for $5.99/lb. I could get halibut and swordfish and cod loin for reasonable prices. I do not understand why still,living close to the coast, seafood is so outrageous,y expensive here.
Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:26 PM (t/2Uw)

It's because the good stuff gets shipped elsewhere where it commands a high price for sale. Locals get leavings or have to outbid people elsewhere. California vegetables and fruits aren't cheap here in CA.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:28 PM

I accepted a truck driving job once for a lobster company out of Stonington, CT. They would import high end lobsters from Canada and ship them all over the world. I was all ready to go to work driving a truck for them until they told me I would drive 2-3 times a day out of CT to JFK airport in NYC and back delivering lobsters to the air freight terminal at the airport. No fvcking way was I going to deal with that traffic 2-3 times a day 6 days a week.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2024 07:40 PM (QNSds)

252 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:40 PM (CmpAx)

253 "women find 80% of men unattractive on dating apps"

It may be that that is because only unattractive men use dating apps. Dubious, but not impossible.

Posted by: gp Decays To Plage

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Ha. I'm betting lots of average guys use it. Normal guys that look unremarkable. Normal guys like the fellow who photoshopped the lottery check and suddenly got attention left and right.

Average the same as the average women that refuse to settle for average guys because one time a rich and/or wealthy guy banged them and the average chick thought they were "dating" and her standards got stuck on that setting.

Now if you're not driving a Bentley you shouldn't even waste her time, because now she's got standards.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Don't be too sad, Steve Buscemi donated his acting talent to elect Biden at May 14, 2024 07:40 PM (dF0kp)

254 Insider Paper @TheInsiderPaper 8h
BREAKING - Multiple deaths reported in crash involving migrant bus in Marion County, Florida (🎥 SkyFox)

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 14, 2024 07:41 PM (ZdexC)

255 For those of you who are fans of Gayle King

Yer playing to the wrong crowd Toots.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * standing at the border at May 14, 2024 07:41 PM (i7KoL)

256 Haha, dude kept touching his *gorgeous* Serbian female team member who clearly didn't like it and finds him disgusting, enjoying my stories much more than him.

Great fun. I love CIA tryout teams. It's like they send me tyros just to see how they handle it.

Posted by: LenNeal at May 14, 2024 07:42 PM (EP4y/)

257 Truth. Nothing gets the 'ettes worked up like Hoppes No 9

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 14, 2024 07:34 PM (AJDwy)

That shit works great as a deodorant.

Posted by: Reforger at May 14, 2024 07:43 PM (B705c)

258 https://tinyurl.com/49vnjchs

Women think 20% of men have above-average looks!
Posted by: mikeski is not in the top 20%, so he uuuugly at May 14, 2024 07:38 PM (DgGvY)

I'd guess that that study is pretty old and the ratio now is 10 percent or less. When they describe their desires of body type / wealth it's routine that they describe someone in the top .5 percent of men....and they won't settle on the dude, but they will settle for 'situationships' or getting used and ghosted.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 14, 2024 07:43 PM (eoQWY)

259 I like monkfish. It makes me feel humble when I eat it. Somehow.

Posted by: Eromero at May 14, 2024 07:45 PM (ccse8)

260 OMG. Just saw the Blinkin video. Why the hell is our SOS in a bar in Kyiv? That is disgusting and goes to show how the men of Ukraine are dying in the thousands while Zelensky and the elites party.
Disgusting.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:45 PM (t/2Uw)

261
A Texas nonprofit that recently hired a Biden transition official got a contract worth as much as $530 million to help manage the influx of migrant children at the southern border, Axios has learned.

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It is 100% free to not let them in.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at May 14, 2024 07:51 PM (TcRmE)

262 "Women think 20% of men have above-average looks!
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When they describe their desires of body type/wealth it's routine that they describe someone in the top .5 percent of men."

Yeah, and men think women are bad at math. 50% of men have "Above Average" looks.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 14, 2024 07:51 PM (Cus5s)

263 @260 Apparently a lot of money meant for defences just disappeared. It’s no wonder the Russians are rolling over them in spite of high losses.

Posted by: Allen at May 14, 2024 07:53 PM (Fdjn9)

264 Does it make me a rebel if I refuse to go to the new thread?

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 14, 2024 07:53 PM (t/2Uw)

265 I fear we've been a bad influence on VDH.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 14, 2024 07:57 PM (Wnv9h)

266 >>> COME SI DICE "crudele"?


Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2024 07:59 PM (lCWOD)

267 Kindletot's not here only reason it wasn't caught earlier.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 14, 2024 08:01 PM (lCWOD)

268 82 Simply describing a D&C in a straightforward manner would be effective. Many have no idea that it involves crushing the skull and dismemberment after 15 weeks or so.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 14, 2024 07:03 PM (Dm8we)


https://www.abortionprocedures.com

We performed an ultrasound in our mobile clinic for a patient who was 16 weeks into her pregnancy. The baby was wiggling, smiling, kicking, and moving around.

She asked several times, "Has it formed yet?" She was apparently hoping we were early enough that the baby was just a "clump of cells."

She informed us today that she has decided to go through with the abortion, and has started the procedure. (Takes a few days in the second trimester.)

This work can be very rewarding, but these cases just haunt you...

Posted by: Half Dozen at May 14, 2024 08:02 PM (eHovo)

269 172
There used to be one in Connecticut right near the coast in North Haven. No idea if it is still there but every time we would drive down that way they had a parking lot full of cars.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 14, 2024 07:22 PM (QNSds)
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Tourists.

Posted by: Ciampino - booby-trapped korans for the win?.... at May 14, 2024 08:24 PM (qfLjt)

270 212 202 Pretty extensive excerpt off the VDH piece. Almost like Ace knew VDH wouldn't mind . . . because Ace IS VDH is Ace!!@!#
Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 14, 2024 07:28 PM (8AONa)

VDH is truly a renaissance man given his knowledge of both history and dick/vag/semen related information.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 14, 2024 07:30 PM (CmpAx)
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Seminal.

Posted by: Ciampino - booby-trapped korans for the win?... at May 14, 2024 08:30 PM (qfLjt)

271 I came across a story this morning that indicated that an appeals court had granted a new trial because the judge had among other things, denied the message stream between the FBI CIs and their handlers from the jury. It’s said that the messages clearly show this was an FBI operation.

Posted by: SMOD at May 14, 2024 09:17 PM (GITLP)

272 If you want to take a good deal from this paragraph then you have to apply these techniques to your won blog.

Posted by: Tanesha at May 16, 2024 07:54 AM (dnlu/)

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