Hillary Clinton "Writes" A Broadway Musical About, <i>Get This</i>, How Women Have Been Oppressed by Men

Hillary Clinton "Writes" A Broadway Musical About, Get This, How Women Have Been Oppressed by Men

Decrepit closeted lesbian says what?

"I'm so excited to get to share this story that I, growing up going to public school, never learned about my own history through a musical... To learn that women have done hard things in hard times, and we can change the world again."

— Shaina Taub on her musical 'Suffs' pic.twitter.com/H1SCc3OPg8
— Morning Joe (@Morning_Joe) May 9, 2024

BREAKING: Hillary Clinton releases feminist-themed Broadway musical ‘Suffs’

It is somehow actually worse than everyone expected pic.twitter.com/NYlrPA0uip
— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) April 10, 2024

"We demand this."

Yeah, I believe that Hillary Clinton learned how to write music and lyrics at age 70 like I believe Kristi Noem and Barack Obama wrote their own "autobiographies."

You're not going to believe this, but "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics but, equally unbelievably, is struggling to sell tickets to actual people.

No! That's not true! That's impossible!

Oh, and you also won't believe this -- it stars, get this, non-binary actors.

Well knock me over with a feather!

Breitbart:

2:14
Hillary Clinton's feminist Broadway musical Suffs is struggling at the box office despite receiving a bounty of Tony Award nominations and an outpouring of adulatory coverage from the mainstream news media.
Suffs -- a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers -- played to 81 percent capacity last week, while dipping to 78 percent capacity the week before, according to data from The Broadway League.
Those figures spell potential trouble for a new show that should still be drawing big crowds during Broadway's peak season -- the month before the Tony Awards.
To put the Suffs numbers in perspective, the new Broadway musical Lempicka just posted a closing notice after playing to 83 percent capacity last week.

I'm so there.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:20 PM

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1 TGIF Ace

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2024 12:21 PM (t/2Uw)

2 Bwahahahahahahaha

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 12:21 PM (RJiwi)

3 Even the singers look like unhappy lesbians.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

4 That progressives aren't showing up in droves shows that they're the REAL misogynists!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:22 PM (GBKbO)

5 Hola

Posted by: Thanatopsis at May 10, 2024 12:22 PM (8RNuU)

6 Any plans for the weekend?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)

7 Broadway? Not broad enough! I give it three mumus out of five.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2024 12:23 PM (3fFru)

8 Bo-ring.

Posted by: huerfano at May 10, 2024 12:23 PM (VGOMa)

9 Poised to break box office records, I'm sure.

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2024 12:23 PM (AwYPR)

10 According to data from The Broadway League, the musical played to 81 percent capacity last week, and dipped to 78 percent capacity the week before

Those numbers seem respectable to me, but I don't know anything. The article notes that a show just announced it was closing; that show was at 83 percent capacity.

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Hugely promoted shows probably shouldn't be less than sold-out.

I'd kind of expect those numbers on a hugely promoted show in its second season, but, like ace, I'm far from an expert in Broadway box office.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

11 Just another Clinton grift/stay relevant operation. Yawn.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 10, 2024 12:23 PM (qUkBO)

12 Woman whose whole career is dependent on being married to a powerful man whines about "oppression".

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (uxCna)

13 Hillary is the gift which keeps on giving.

Hopefully, she will star in a nudie musical soon.

A man can dream.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (R/m4+)

14 Afternoon, ace.

Yeah...I see no way that this "musical" could suck All The Dicks. No way at all...

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (Wnv9h)

15 The Bitch is back

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (bRWyy)

16 Jesus Christ.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (wtvvX)

17 New Clinton Broadway hit: Snuffs. Vince Foster and Ron Brown give it 5 stars.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (R4t5M)

18 13 Hopefully, she will star in a nudie musical soon.

A man can dream.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (R/m4+)

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"Tell me about your mother..."
-Freud, on an excellent adventure

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (GBKbO)

19 >>Hillary is the gift which keeps on giving.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM

Like herpes?

Posted by: huerfano at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (VGOMa)

20 Even the singers look like unhappy lesbians.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

are there happy lesbians?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (nXhwP)

21 And from someone who took down a male President

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (bRWyy)

22 Yawn

Posted by: caf at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (/+mVZ)

23
Never mind. It's just a money-laundering op.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (ny95y)

24 Isn't there a recording of her laughing at a r*pe victim?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (OCZ4p)

25 a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers

Just wait until we go on the road - we'll wow them in Omaha!

Posted by: Delusional Broadway! at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (uxCna)

26 20 are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (nXhwP)

=========

I've heard of a celebration of independent film by lesbians where people seemed to be having a good time. Unfortunately, it seems to have devolved into some kind of spank inferno.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

27 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)

28 Doo Doo!!!

Posted by: Sloppy Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (csaWj)

29 You're not going to believe this, but "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics but, equally unbelievably, is struggling to sell tickets to actual people.
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It's the damnedest thing. We don't get it, either. What the hell is going on with America?

Posted by: Hollywood at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (d04cU)

30 It's 1913 and the women's movement is heating up in America, anchored by the suffragists

That little girl was me. Oh, how we suffered...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (3fFru)

31 Kind of interesting that a play about female empowerment features non-binary cast members.

So either they're dudes or women who don't want to be associated with women.

Cool club y'all got there.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (KbCG3)

32 a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers

We'll do the show in prisons - as punishment.

Posted by: Delusional Broadway! at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (uxCna)

33 Learned history from musicals.

Good as any college course these days.

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (AwYPR)

34 Like I needed another reason to avoid musicals.

Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (XPM1I)

35 32 a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers

We'll do the show in prisons - as punishment.
Posted by: Delusional Broadway! at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (uxCna)

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And push out the production of Prisoners of Love?!

But we sold 3,000% of the show!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (GBKbO)

36 Word you will not hear anywhere in the musical: "Republican"

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (OCZ4p)

37 Never mind. It's just a money-laundering op.
Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (ny95y)

no way it can't be a money laundering operation. they can't be making more than a cup of coffee in nyc out of this "production"....

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (nXhwP)

38
OUT: Evita
IN: Vomita

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (wtvvX)

39 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton releases feminist-themed Broadway musical �Suffs�

It is somehow actually worse than everyone expected pic.twitter.com/NYlrPA0uip

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) April 10, 2024

Not accurate. They didn't have microphones back then.

And what a shitty production that all the 'singers' have to carry their own mic.

More Clinton graft......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

40 inSuffs

Insufferables

Posted by: henry mitchell at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (nQm/s)

41 Suffs -- a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers -- played to 81 percent capacity last week, while dipping to 78 percent capacity the week before, according to data from The Broadway League.
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Debuted on Broadway at the end of March. Is that kind of drop-off after a month and change normal?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (d04cU)

42 Not an empty bollard in the house!

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (SYTee)

43 >>That little girl was me. Oh, how we suffered...

Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM

Fweedom!

Posted by: huerfano at May 10, 2024 12:28 PM (VGOMa)

44 Yeah, I believe that Hillary Clinton learned how to write music and lyrics at age 70 like I believe Kristi Noem and Barack Obama wrote their own "autobiographies."
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She didn't. She's either promoting it or backing it. It was written by someone called Shaina Taub.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:28 PM (d04cU)

45 Coulda used a nood...

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2024 12:28 PM (53oGX)

46 Suffs -- a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers -- played to 81 percent capacity last week, while dipping to 78 percent capacity the week before, according to data from The Broadway League.

What?

Who writes this shit?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:28 PM (Zz0t1)

47 are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (nXhwP)

=========

I've heard of a celebration of independent film by lesbians where people seemed to be having a good time. Unfortunately, it seems to have devolved into some kind of spank inferno.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:25 PM (GBKbO)

this is true

for various definitions of spanking...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:28 PM (nXhwP)

48 Actually we often make fun of male feminists for using their fake feminism to cover up all sorts of abuses and hatred of women.

I'm thinking it's not just the males.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:29 PM (OCZ4p)

49 And no, I am no where near Broadwayy

Actually never have been there

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 12:29 PM (bRWyy)

50 Oh noes! I woulda thunk this would have been a smashing success. But for some people, I'm sure it was. Plenty of shitmongers -- including Hillary herself -- surely cashed fat checks. The investors got fleeced, but they are stupid and retarded and deserve to get fleeced.

81% capacity for a new show is terrible. IIRC, the way they calculate capacity, if you're not over 90, you are in trouble.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/)

51 Hugely promoted shows probably shouldn't be less than sold-out.

And those that have gone did it because this play is the theater version of a coffee table book. You don't actually read or enjoy it, you just want your friends to see that you have it.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 12:29 PM (CsUN+)

52 Coulda used a nood...
Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2024 12:28 PM (53oGX)

you REALLY want to see "nood Hillary" in a post???!?!??!!

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:29 PM (nXhwP)

53 A musical by women who can't even define "women"?

I want the Pitch Meeting video of this.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2024 12:30 PM (wtvvX)

54 Non-noodin' bastaidges.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:30 PM (9yWhg)

55 an outpouring of adulatory coverage from the mainstream news media.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

Play being praised by entrenched liberals failing: this really does not surprise me and should not surprise anyone else.
It is irrelevant that it was ghost written for a sickening cow.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2024 12:30 PM (bhlvH)

56 51 Hugely promoted shows probably shouldn't be less than sold-out.

And those that have gone did it because this play is the theater version of a coffee table book. You don't actually read or enjoy it, you just want your friends to see that you have it.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 12:29 PM (CsUN+)

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Like her books!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)

57 10 According to data from The Broadway League, the musical played to 81 percent capacity last week, and dipped to 78 percent capacity the week before

Those numbers seem respectable to me, but I don't know anything. The article notes that a show just announced it was closing; that show was at 83 percent capacity.

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Hugely promoted shows probably shouldn't be less than sold-out.

I'd kind of expect those numbers on a hugely promoted show in its second season, but, like ace, I'm far from an expert in Broadway box office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison
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Box office was not the point just as Me Too was not about justice regarding sexual harassment. This is all about Dem propaganda to a certain segment of the AWFL female population that was miseducated in college.

No different than pussy hats, etc. and crap like this is designed specifically to prevent AWFLs from straying from the Democrat Roach motel coalition.

Muh oppression and feelz forevah!!!!

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:30 PM (peJ7P)

58 Why am I reminded of the musical "Gay" that Roy and Moss attended in an episode of "The IT Crowd"?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 12:30 PM (7fElN)

59 She didn't. She's either promoting it or backing it. It was written by someone called Shaina Taub.

ZIONIST! ZIONIST! DESTROY! DESTROY!

Posted by: The Columbia Branch of the Sturmabteilung! at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (uxCna)

60 Hildabeast could take a dump, call it art and the Leftists critics would call it awesome

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (bRWyy)

61 Will this be the spark that ignites a move to repeal the 19tg?

Posted by: ameryx at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (q9OK+)

62 I would love to see some real suffragettes come forward in a time machine to find out they're being played in a musical by Democrat men.

I bet they'd sound like Samuel Jackson in a plane full of snakes.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (OCZ4p)

63 This is hilarious, by the way. From Wikipedia:

It premiered Off-Broadway at The Public Theater in April 2022.
The show opened on Broadway on April 18, 2024 at the Music Box Theatre.
...
In October 2023, it was announced that the show would transfer to Broadway in spring 2024. ... In January 2024, full casting was announced. Most of the Off-Broadway cast ... reprised their roles. ...
...
The show began previews on March 26, 2024 with an official opening on April 18 at the Music Box Theatre. At the time of the show's premiere, Taub became the second woman in Broadway history to "to write the book, music, lyrics, and star in her own musical".

So an activist auteur took her off-Broadway show to Broadway with the same cast and new sets courtesy of a politically-connected backer (Clinton) and they're surprised that it's not standing room only?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (d04cU)

64 'Karen: The Musical' wasn't jazzy enough for focus groups.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (gq2D4)

65 58 Why am I reminded of the musical "Gay" that Roy and Moss attended in an episode of "The IT Crowd"?
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 12:30 PM (7fElN)

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The last 2-3 minutes of that episode is the funniest that show ever got.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (GBKbO)

66 What's Max Bialystok's role in all this?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (9yWhg)

67 are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (nXhwP)

I have lesbians living across the street. They adopted a black baby girl. She was months old when they got her (a crack baby, I believe). As she grew, they yelled more. They now yell a lot and have had the police over several times.

If they're a typical example of the 'lesbian community,' no. They're never happy. They're eternal victims of everything and blame everyone for being racist homophobes.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (Zz0t1)

68 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (T4tVD)

69 "Quant Suff"

Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (vTTFR)

70 As a pallet cleanser, I shall go to Red Dead Redemption and feed a suffragette to a crocodile.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (cf/0E)

71 "How Women Have Been Oppressed by Men" by Hillary Clinton:

"At first, Jeffery struggled, he seemed to want to assert his Patriarchy over me...but, bit by bit, my huge hands, gnarled by oppression of my men over my man...ahem, womanhood...forced him to succumb..."

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (K+UlC)

72 Hillary was also an expert stock trader.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (MNhXM)

73 like ace, I'm far from an expert in Broadway box office.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Uh-huh

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (OCZ4p)

74 No wonder terrorists want to attack NYC.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (XT+5H)

75 Hildabeast could take a dump, call it art and the Leftists critics would call it awesome
Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (bRWyy)

"The latest Tony Award winning literal shit from Hillary Clinton......"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (Zz0t1)

76 It's a shame that Divine is already dead, because portraying Hillary is the role he was born for.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

77 Vagina Monologues is a better title.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (MNhXM)

78 Mmmmm... Katherine Parkinson

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (OCZ4p)

79 Ahh . . . "Suffs" . . . from suffragette . . . the title was so stupid I initially missed the connection. It's so cloyingly cutesy and juvenile only a retarded leftist could have thought it up.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

80 76 It's a shame that Divine is already dead, because portraying Hillary is the role he was born for.
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (wtvvX)

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Well, he already ate dog shit on camera. I thought that was him playing her.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

81 I'm smelling a Pulitzer!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (L/fGl)

82 >>> 30
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That little girl was me. Oh, how we suffered...
Posted by: Kamala Harris at May 10, 2024 12:26 PM (3fFru)

It was ME, bitch!

Posted by: Hillary! at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (llON8)

83 Hildabeast could take a dump, call it art and the Leftists critics would call it awesome

Does this mean that Biden is trying to get a career as an artist off the ground?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (CsUN+)

84 Is there any truth to the urban legend that when asked by a (fake) pollster, "Should we end women's suffrage?", a large percentage of the responders (thinking the word meant "suffering") said yes?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)

85 78 Mmmmm... Katherine Parkinson
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (OCZ4p)

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Who is in Season 10 of Taskmaster!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WUDzu5cVCY

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

86 you REALLY want to see "nood Hillary" in a post???!?!??!!
Posted by: SturmToddler

Just say "Nood." No need to state the subject matter.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (9yWhg)

87 Ah, someone thought they could do the "Hamilton" thing with fake women and slapping Hillary!'s name on it.

And it's failing.

You hate to see it... but more than that, you love to see it.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (JMAcK)

88 Vagina Monologues is a better title.
Posted by: polynikes

This is the sequel, 'The Vagina Diatribes'.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (gq2D4)

89 I'm smelling a Pulitzer!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame

***
Uh, I don't think that's what you're whiffing . . .

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)

90 What's Max Bialystok's role in all this?

He has some standards!

Posted by: Franz Liebkind! at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (uxCna)

91 Is there any truth to the urban legend that when asked by a (fake) pollster, "Should we end women's suffrage?", a large percentage of the responders (thinking the word meant "suffering") said yes?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)
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No idea. Penn & Teller did one of those "man on campus" things where they asked the question and got a lot of positive responses. Like all "man on the street" things, though, I have no idea how much was left on the cutting room floor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (d04cU)

92 >>> 79 Ahh . . . "Suffs" . . . from suffragette . . . the title was so stupid I initially missed the connection. It's so cloyingly cutesy and juvenile only a retarded leftist could have thought it up.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:32 PM (iFTx/)

I ain't no ways tarred.

Posted by: Hillary! at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (llON8)

93 With special guest star Slim Whitman as Punchy Guevara.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (7gEpo)

94
Who writes this shit?
Posted by: Sponge

AI hollyweird reporting magazines.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (bhlvH)

95 It's playing at the Music Box Theatre, which has 1025 seats, in a city of 8 million.

As Vince Foster would say, Hillary is killing it!

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (Av2Ad)

96 Even the singers look like unhappy lesbians. (birm)
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Posted by: Tonypete at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (oIV3h)

97
*boooooop*
Krispi Noem to NYC for cleanup. Krispi Noem to NYC for cleanup.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (OCZ4p)

98 Draft Hillary contingent at DNC?

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (AwYPR)

99 Do the "Suffs" talk about how abortion is murder and how it should be banned? You know like the real sufferagettes did?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (ibTVg)

100 91 No idea. Penn & Teller did one of those "man on campus" things where they asked the question and got a lot of positive responses. Like all "man on the street" things, though, I have no idea how much was left on the cutting room floor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (d04cU)
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There was a Man Show episode where they got a little old lady (I think she was Hispanic) to walk around with pamphlets asking people to end women's suffrage.

Has Jimmy Kimmel had to apologize for that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

101 Everyone has AIDS

Posted by: logprof at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (csaWj)

102 The audience is all at a WNBA game.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (wBaIH)

103 No one has suffered like Hillary has suffered.

"Suffs" I know what it's short for but it's a very stupid name.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (JeYYB)

104 I hope the flying monkeys have a good number at least. A simple melody you can tap your toe to is all I'm asking for.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (Y6IkP)

105 I’ll concede that women have been and continue to be oppressed by Islam. But the Leftists love them some Muslims. Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (MNhXM)

106
Just say "Nood." No need to state the subject matter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (9yWhg)

Ever since it was discovered how Muldoon came up with his name, I only call the noods one way. Noodlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (Zz0t1)

107 Fully 71% of the people who bought tickets were lesbians and strange soyboys who thought the title was "Muffs."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (J2vNu)

108 This musical tops my TO DON'T LIST.

Posted by: The Professor at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (KhKk6)

109 A 3 hour critical session? Hard pass, as the kids say.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (IG4Id)

110 "Just wait until we go on the road - we'll wow them in Omaha!"

We're changing the world!

Posted by: Even More Delusional Broadway! at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (qUkBO)

111 Mr. O'Spades, if women weren't oppressed by men, I'd be being addressed as "Madame President".

#BeBetter

Posted by: Hillary! 2024! 2028! at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (a3Q+t)

112 Yes, why can't a man be more like a woman?
Women are so honest so thoroughly square
Eternally noble, historically fair
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat
Why can't a man be like that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (L/fGl)

113 It moved, Jerry.

Posted by: Hunter Biden at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (woPEM)

114
Has Jimmy Kimmel had to apologize for that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

He hasn't had to apologize for the myriad of times he did blackface. Why would anyone care about anything else he did?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

115 >>> 86
==
Just say "Nood." No need to state the subject matter.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (9yWhg)

You're not the boss of me.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (llON8)

116 You would think having boobs and eating pussy would make you happy, but, you would be wrong. So very wrong

Posted by: Jamaica at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (eTs4n)

117 Hey, it least it got her out of the house.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (PiwSw)

118 Mmmmm... Katherine Parkinson
Posted by: ...

Just Binged her. In some pics, she looks like a ginger Joan Collins.

Not that that's a bad thing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (9yWhg)

119 93 With special guest star Slim Whitman as Punchy Guevara.

Posted by: The guy that moves pianos for a living at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (7gEpo)

INDIRA!! INDIRA!!!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (wtvvX)

120 Hillary's 1st musical, How to Succeed in Business Without Any Talent, involved cattle who increased in value 100-fold in 10 months.

Posted by: Wally at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (hqVaF)

121 Reminds me of a great Dennis Miller quip:

Hillary Clinton rides the coat-tails of her husband because there is no room on the front of the garment.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (bNf8H)

122 Muffs

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (OCZ4p)

123 Yes, why can't a man be more like a woman?
Women are so honest so thoroughly square
Eternally noble, historically fair
Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat
Why can't a man be like that?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM (L/fGl)

*Meghan Markle has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

124 "Insuffs" more apt.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (qUkBO)

125 Is there any truth to the urban legend that when asked by a (fake) pollster, "Should we end women's suffrage?", a large percentage of the responders (thinking the word meant "suffering") said yes?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius

This was in an episode of 'The Man Show' with Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Corolla. They posed as signature-getters for a ballot proposal to "end women's sufferaging".

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (gq2D4)

126 >>> 122 Muffs
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (OCZ4p)

NO.

Posted by: Huma at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (llON8)

127 Is there any truth to the urban legend that when asked by a (fake) pollster, "Should we end women's suffrage?", a large percentage of the responders (thinking the word meant "suffering") said yes?
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 12:33 PM (J2vNu)
++++
No idea. Penn & Teller did one of those "man on campus" things where they asked the question and got a lot of positive responses. Like all "man on the street" things, though, I have no idea how much was left on the cutting room floor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (d04cU)
_________

This I believe. I doubt more than a few people know what "suffrage" is. It's an outdated word that nobody uses any more. I totes believe that most people, if asked that question, would indeed think it refers to some kind of suffering and answer "yes, of course we should end it!"

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (iFTx/)

128 This musical tops my TO DON'T LIST.
Posted by: The Professor at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM

* tee hee *

We know who tops your TO DO LIST.

Posted by: Ginger & Mary Ann at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

129 If anything, this "show" demonstrates exactly how much pull the name "Clinton" carries these days. I'm sure Hillary dabbles in politics, coaching wannabe bitches and harpies on how to get under everyone's skin to get your way, but she and Bubba are long past their "use by" date for anything remotely relevant, politically speaking.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (Q4IgG)

130 I ain't no ways tarred.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (llON

what if we added feathers?

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (nXhwP)

131 I am always amazed that so many American women think of themselves as oppressed and forced to overcome huge obstacles at every turn in their life. Obstacles no men ever face.

The reality is 180 f***ing degrees from their perception

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (JojsZ)

132 I ain't no ways tarred.
Posted by: Hillary! at May 10, 2024

***
We can arrange that. Then we'll introduce you to some nice soft chicken feathers.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (J2vNu)

133 Her biggest problem? She left the "n" out.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (8zz6B)

134 I'd rather express my dog's anal glands than watch Hilary's opus.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (rJ48h)

135
Ticket prices starting at $71.32 or just $23.77 per hour!!!

You can afford it.

Posted by: Topical News You Can Use at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (RKVpM)

136 Has Jimmy Kimmel had to apologize for that?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

He hasn't had to apologize for the myriad of times he did blackface. Why would anyone care about anything else he did?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:37 PM (Zz0t1)

I still love that Cruz kicked his ass in a one on one basketball challenge. And Kimmel proved what a douchebag he is by being a sore loser.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (MNhXM)

137 67 are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (nXhwP)

I have lesbians living across the street. They adopted a black baby girl. She was months old when they got her (a crack baby, I believe). As she grew, they yelled more. They now yell a lot and have had the police over several times.

If they're a typical example of the 'lesbian community,' no. They're never happy. They're eternal victims of everything and blame everyone for being racist homophobes.
Posted by: Sponge
--------
There is no such thing as a 'diverse' culture that functions. Instead, what you have under such situations is a large number of microcultures and their politics is downstream from that culture but due to political issues in maintaining the Dem Roach Hotel coalition--you cannot mention hard 'truths' about any part of the Democratic coalition. This lack of feedback imposed by the Dem media causes these microcultures not have healthy feedback from general society to correct dysfunctional practices.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (peJ7P)

138 Strikes me as insufferable. Will not watch.
Even if they make me a sammich.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 10, 2024 12:39 PM (gxokI)

139 The audience demographic for this production must be inCREDibly narrow

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 12:39 PM (/7KEl)

140 Only the good die young.

Evil persists.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2024 12:39 PM (lZVy/)

141 >>> 137

--------
There is no such thing as a 'diverse' culture that functions. Instead, what you have under such situations is a large number of microcultures and their politics is downstream from that culture but due to political issues in maintaining the Dem Roach Hotel coalition--you cannot mention hard 'truths' about any part of the Democratic coalition. This lack of feedback imposed by the Dem media causes these microcultures not have healthy feedback from general society to correct dysfunctional practices.
Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (peJ7P)

Who cares, they all still vote for us.

Or if not, their ballots do.

Posted by: LBJ at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (llON8)

142 I’ll continue to repeat.

White woke Leftist American women are the worst human beings in the world.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (MNhXM)

143 Seeing as I do not want to talk about Hillary, I'll mention that I am watching a really good series on Prime called Troppo. It is an Australian made crime drama starring Thomas Jane. It has a quirky female lead, Thomas Jane as a falsely accused former Detective, alligators, a suspicious underwater mining company and Koreans. Spectacular setting.I am half way through and still don;t know who dunnit.
Another Australian made series The Tourist was also excellent.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

144 Guess who's decided to write a muuuu$icaaaal?!

Posted by: Hunter Biden, This Century's Shakespeare at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (qUkBO)

145 128 This musical tops my TO DON'T LIST.
Posted by: The Professor at May 10, 2024 12:36 PM

* tee hee *

We know who tops your TO DO LIST.

Posted by: Ginger & Mary Ann at May 10, 2024 12:38 PM (a3Q+t)

ACKSHUALLY...

Posted by: Lovie Howell at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (wtvvX)

146 Strikes me as insufferable. Will not watch.
Even if they make me a sammich.
Posted by: uniparty

Videotape it. Send it to Gitmo. Put it on a loop.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (RJiwi)

147 Needs a handsome huckster Professor, some juvenile delinquents, a pool hall, 76 imaginary trombones, some catchy show tunes and a sultry yet chaste unwed librarian. Make those tweaks and I might watch.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (991eG)

148 "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics...

The reach of the Clinton mafia is long and vicious so stay in line critics. Or else.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (W/lyH)

149 At this point, what does it matter?

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (AwYPR)

150 Sales are up.

Posted by: Franzia boxed New Zealand Chardonnay at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (dg+HA)

151 Lesbians are at the top of the "need mental help" list.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (JeYYB)

152 The Clinton's are never going away, are they?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (XV/Pl)

153 Is there any truth to the urban legend that when asked by a (fake) pollster, "Should we end women's suffrage?", a large percentage of the responders (thinking the word meant "suffering") said yes?

The Man Show - Corrolla and Jimmy Kimmel as his side kick

They also had "girls on trampolines"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (ibTVg)

154 139 The audience demographic for this production must be inCREDibly narrow
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 12:39 PM (/7KEl)

========

I think theatrical musicals are already a niche audience. Perhaps a few ten thousand people in NYC total for the city care.

Fans like to think that it's a huge cultural institution, the musical theater, but it really just gets carried on magazine covers because magazines are based on NYC. I think it's, at best, a minor spectacle quickly forgotten by most people who check it out.

In that little enclave, though, Hillary doesn't excite.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)

155 >>> 148 "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics...

The reach of the Clinton mafia is long and vicious so stay in line critics. Or else.
Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (W/lyH)

Don't stop clapping, Comrade.

Posted by: Zombie Joseph Stalin at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (llON8)

156 GOOD NEWS everyone.

The WNBA, the women's basketball league that loses money every year, despite the NBA providing MILLIONS in revenue share each year, will be using charter jets for team travel next season!!!

They're SAVED!!!!

Go Caitlyn Clark.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (Zz0t1)

157 What will the follow up be?

Sniz ?

Posted by: Taggart at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (ZoCrP)

158 Even the singers look like unhappy lesbians.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (nXhwP)
_______

No. There are not. Ok, well maybe a very few, but those are the lesbians living their lives and thus aren't out there screeching and wailing and mewling and calling attention to themselves.

And oddly, most lesbians in this category tend to be unattractive. It's like they made peace with their physical appearance and don't let it eat them up inside. Kinda like those happy fat people who don't care about their looks.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

159 The white washed history of the suffragettes. They all should have been strung up by their neck or shot.

Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (IlL6s)

160 118 Mmmmm... Katherine Parkinson
Posted by: ...

-------
You might enjoy watching her in the Aussie sex comedy series, Spreadsheet. You can find it on the free Filmwise British streaming channel with other Brit/Aussie series and movies. Does have ads though.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (peJ7P)

161 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton releases...

Stop! I can't bear to read the rest.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (Av2Ad)

162 Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM (t/2Uw)

Australia makes some good crime shows.

My favorite so far has been Mr In Between. It’s a must watch series imho.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (MNhXM)

163
are there happy lesbians?

The ones that ended up married to wealthy guys?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (ibTVg)

164 Ticket prices starting at $71.32 or just $23.77 per hour!!!

You can afford it.
Posted by: Topical News You Can Use

That's only 70% of what 'Hamilton' made.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (gq2D4)

165 3 hours seems like a long time to make a sandwich.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (OCZ4p)

166
At the time the 19th Amendment was ratified, women could vote at some level in almost all the states.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (MoZTd)

167 What will the follow up be?

Sniz ?
Posted by: Taggart

Gash.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (R4t5M)

168 Old and busted: Cats

New and cool: C*nts

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (L/fGl)

169 Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (peJ7P)

You are a gentleman and a scholar.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (OCZ4p)

170 165 3 hours seems like a long time to make a sandwich.
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (OCZ4p)

=======

Babette only needed 104 minutes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (GBKbO)

171 Sniz reminds me, wouldn't Fanni what'shername have a better play to write? I mean the nudity, the swearing, the Spanx, the sex, and going to trial with her dress on backward would be a hilarious spot right before intermission.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (JeYYB)

172 About 95% of the "born this way lesbians" I knew in college ended up married to a guy.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (ibTVg)

173 You would think having boobs and eating pussy would make you happy, but, you would be wrong. So very wrong

You know how women yell at you for completely irrational things? Now imagine both people in a relationship are that way.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (2ocoG)

174 No! That's not true! That's impossible!

----

Search your feelings, Ace. You will know it to be true.

Posted by: insurgens ad opus at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (PjOi6)

175 What idiots. They misspelled "Sucks".

Seriously, were suffragettes ever nicknamed "Suffs" at any time, in any place, by anyone?

My mind keeps wanting to call the transgender women actors "suffrajeds". Is that wrong?

Posted by: Paco at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (njExo)

176 What will the follow up be?

Sniz ?
Posted by: Taggart

Gash.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (R4t5M)

The all female remake of that Stallone / Russell movie?

Tangle and Gash?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:43 PM (Zz0t1)

177 "Jeffery struggled but I was in no way tarred...'get off of me you idiot!' he wheezed. 'Not until the Hilster here administers a little justice for the women!' I shouted.

I squeezed down hard...that's when I felt Jeffery go limp. It took three prison guards to pull me off of him."

Suffs - Chapter 10.

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (K+UlC)

178 >>> 32 a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender "non-binary" performers

We'll do the show in prisons - as punishment.
Posted by: Delusional Broadway!
=====================

I saw Pajama Tops with Jane Mansfield. That was all the suffering I could take.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (lCWOD)

179 Hillary Clinton "Writes" A Broadway Musical About, Get This, How Women Have Been ~~Oppressed~~ Raped/b] by ~~Men~~ Her husband

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

180 >>> 39 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton releases feminist-themed Broadway musical 'Suffs'

It is somehow actually worse than everyone expected pic.twitter.com/NYlrPA0uip

— Jack Poso 🇺🇸 (@JackPosobiec) April 10, 2024

Not accurate. They didn't have microphones back then.

And what a shitty production that all the 'singers' have to carry their own mic.

More Clinton graft......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:27 PM (Zz0t1)

I see they have a chick in a wheelchair, because representation or some shit, but most of the cast is white.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (llON8)

181 See You Next Tuesday.

Posted by: If you know what that means at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (dg+HA)

182 Ace, in contrast to you, I am so not there.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (r6VQu)

183 "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics...

Snuffs would be a more appropriate title for anything Hitlary authored.

Ask me how I know.

Posted by: Zombie Vince Foster at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (lZVy/)

184 You know how women yell at you for completely irrational things? Now imagine both people in a relationship are that way.

Also...they are both waiting for the other one to suggest they have the sexy time. And waiting and waiting and waiting...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (ibTVg)

185 Well, farked that up, didn't I?

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

186
The worst sort of DV is in same-sex couples.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (MoZTd)

187 Freaking Wyoming started the ball rolling in 1869. Freaking Cheneys😀

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (MNhXM)

188 Hopefully, the musical has a ton of nudity and openly celebrates women's sexuality...

Well, maybe not...

There are some boobs even morons don't want to see....

Posted by: Stateless at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (jvJvP)

189 are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler

Well, there are jumbo shrimp.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (L/fGl)

190 Krispi Noem to NYC for cleanup. Krispi Noem to NYC for cleanup.
Posted by: ...

As soon as she's done facing down Kim Jung-Un.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (9yWhg)

191 Is there a gayer name that they could have chosen for this musical? I can't come up with one.

Posted by: 496 at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (+bEs4)

192 off sock

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (wtvvX)

193
And waiting and waiting and waiting...
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (ibTVg)

__________

They both have headaches.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (MoZTd)

194 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

"I didn't realize he was THAT orange."Someone apparently allowed Sunny Hostin into the courtroom with Trump yesterday and she brought back hard-hitting analysis: "'[Trump's face] is a burnt sienna...It's almost like a radioactive Orange and it's very shocking to see in person."

tinyurl.com/56fe863j

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (NpAcC)

195 You would think having boobs and eating pussy would make you happy, but, you would be wrong. So very wrong

Women are not designed to ingest woman juice. This is known. Similar on the men side. They shouldn't ingest man juice either.

It does really crazy things to the brain.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Cool, something else I can ignore and mock mercilessly. Of course the DIE/LGBQWERTY Marxists will tell me I'm stupid/evil white guy. As if I GAS about what they think or call me.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (Ajyq6)

197
David Bowie

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq1bcVOmyjw

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (/7KEl)

198 Kristi Noem: Shooting Dogs

Hillary Clinton: Mashing Kitties

Posted by: Obligatory at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM (ibTVg)

199 154 139 The audience demographic for this production must be inCREDibly narrow
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 12:39 PM (/7KEl)

========

I think theatrical musicals are already a niche audience. Perhaps a few ten thousand people in NYC total for the city care.

Fans like to think that it's a huge cultural institution, the musical theater, but it really just gets carried on magazine covers because magazines are based on NYC. I think it's, at best, a minor spectacle quickly forgotten by most people who check it out.

In that little enclave, though, Hillary doesn't excite.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (GBKbO)
_________

Broadway is kept afloat by tourists. I'd venture they are 80-90% of Broadway audiences. That's why almost all shows are based on big-name, big-money existing IP. It's what gets the tourist eyeballs and the tourist money. Same concept why big franchise restaurants are so popular with tourists.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

200 Votes for women, step in time
Votes for women, step in time

Posted by: Cockney chimney sweeps manhandling a busty blonde at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (OguvZ)

201 The white washed history of the suffragettes. They all should have been strung up by their neck or shot.
Posted by: JROD at May 10, 2024 12:42 PM (IlL6s)
++++
Find 100 people who know who the Suffragettes were and what they wanted.

Then ask those 100 a simple question: "did the women's suffrage movement ever have majority support among American women?" I suspect you hear, "of course it did" 100 times.

It didn't. It was a minority activist group. Most women looked at the deal and assumed that it would come with the responsibilities of citizenship, namely the draft (and drafts were much more common then) and said, "no, not worth it." It ended up that they were not subjected to the obligations of citizenship and so it was history's greatest deal for them, but few of them expected that to happen and rejected the price as too high.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (d04cU)

202 Why isn't this musical 50 points ahead?

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (OCZ4p)

203 9 The audience demographic for this production must be inCREDibly narrow
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024

***
Boy, Broadway has come a long way -- all downhill.

Posted by: Nathan Detroit & Sky Masterson at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu)

204 Too bad women didn't have the vote in 2016 or she for sure would have won.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (OCZ4p)

205 158 Even the singers look like unhappy lesbians.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 12:21 PM (Q4IgG)

are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler
=======
High degree of prior sexual and child abuse among lesbians. Some lesbians are simply those that are shut out of the sexual marketplace at an early age. There is also a bed death phenomenon that goes on in lesbian relationships and in part that might be due to a high percentage of lesbians that were sexually abused/raped as kids and young adults.

The male side of homosexuality is marked by grooming and sexual activity at an early age along with promiscuity, drug taking, and risky sex along with probably jealousy provoked domestic violence problems caused by the promiscuity.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (peJ7P)

206 Hillary Clinton "Writes" A Broadway Musical About, Get This, How Women Have Been Oppressed Raped/b] by Men Her husband
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:44 PM (v0R5T)

You don't bring me Flowers.........anymore

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (R4t5M)

207 are there happy lesbians?
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 12:24 PM (nXhwP)
_______

No. There are not. Ok, well maybe a very few, but those are the lesbians living their lives and thus aren't out there screeching and wailing and mewling and calling attention to themselves.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:41 PM (iFTx/)

From watching Cops one might get the impression that they're very abusive/possevive.

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (AwYPR)

208 Isn't the term 'suffragettes' inherently patriarchal and sexist ? Do they need to cancel themselves?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (991eG)

209 I suspect many lesbians are miserable because they aren't actually lesbians. They were groomed in high school or college and that became their team, before they had time to figure things out. You know, like "transgenders."

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (qUkBO)

210 namely the draft (and drafts were much more common then)

Ah yes, the joys of being an American man in the 19-teens. You got to see France...for free!...well parts of it.

Just don't mind the Krauts shooting at you.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (ibTVg)

211 Do they play Suffragette City?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (63Dwl)

212 and a sultry yet chaste unwed librarian.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (a3Q+t)

213 Virago

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (OCZ4p)

214 It didn't. It was a minority activist group. Most women looked at the deal and assumed that it would come with the responsibilities of citizenship, namely the draft (and drafts were much more common then) and said, "no, not worth it." It ended up that they were not subjected to the obligations of citizenship and so it was history's greatest deal for them, but few of them expected that to happen and rejected the price as too high.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Big reason the ERA failed as well as a lot of social legislation and caselaw that favored women in society in such things as alimony, divorce, and custody battles.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (peJ7P)

215

Its incredible to witness the crypto-marxism smeared all throughout media. So Communist it's crazy.

Everything is someone pitted aganst another.

When I was growing up in the 70s-80s-90s there was none of this.

And now it's fuckin everywhere.

What possibly could have caused that.

Or what jugeared chomo?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (et1vG)

216 This brunette in a dress is extremely concerned that her boyfriend invited her to go see "Suffs:"
http://tiny.cc/kjg1yz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (d04cU)

217 Mika says it looks incredible. Get yer tickets now!

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

218 Women, and the Rainbow Folx, are so strong and powerful, they require constant affirmation of how strong and powerful they are.

You know who isn't constantly requiring endless affirmation of how strong and powerful they are?

If your worldview requires constant affirmation of your value, you may want to consider your self-assessment of your value is significantly overvalued.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (WLST0)

219 I'd rather watch six pigs in a pen take a shit and roll.in it.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (Q33Xs)

220 I just can't imagine who would want to see this play.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (t/2Uw)

221 If anything, this "show" demonstrates exactly how much pull the name "Clinton" carries these days. I'm sure Hillary dabbles in politics, coaching wannabe bitches and harpies on how to get under everyone's skin to get your way, but she and Bubba are long past their "use by" date for anything remotely relevant, politically speaking.

Agree. Yet people are still predicting a "Draft Hillary" movement for some reason.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (CsUN+)

222 Mika says it looks incredible. Get yer tickets now!
Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (v0R5T)

Mika married an intern murder, so.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

223
I suspect many lesbians are miserable because they aren't actually lesbians.

__________

So they just need a good rogering to set them straight?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (MoZTd)

224 Three hours of complaining about the patriarchy? Dude, I can get that at home.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (G0vdT)

225 They are going to run her instead of Biden, arent they.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (P9xGM)

226 Thufferaging Thuccotash!

Posted by: zombie Daffy Cuck at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (991eG)

227 199 Broadway is kept afloat by tourists. I'd venture they are 80-90% of Broadway audiences. That's why almost all shows are based on big-name, big-money existing IP. It's what gets the tourist eyeballs and the tourist money. Same concept why big franchise restaurants are so popular with tourists.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 12:46 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Yeah. Tourists don't care at levels that can support the industry on an individual level. They care in the aggregate because it's held up as an institution. It's got great press, so people check it out.

It's a tourist trap while the locals mostly avoid it except those who are REALLY into the architecture, as it were.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (GBKbO)

228 and a sultry yet chaste unwed librarian.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM

Is there any other kind?
Posted by: Duncanthrax

Mmmmmm...Shirley Jones...mmmmmmmm...

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (9yWhg)

229 Domestic abuse is generally at significantly higher rates among homosexual couples than straight ones.

Posted by: logprof at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (csaWj)

230 suffragettes always made me think they were victims

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (RHGPo)

231 Ah yes, the joys of being an American man in the 19-teens. You got to see France...for free!...well parts of it.

Just don't mind the Krauts shooting at you.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:47 PM (ibTVg)
++++
Military drafts are their own thing. But back then, local drafts were pretty common. Annual events in lots of places. "The road's gotta be fixed. We're doing it the week of June 17th. You'll be back home at the end of the week, but we're fixing that road."

Public works, maintenance, fire brigades, etc. had a lot of associated local drafts. It was fairly common outside of the cities. "That bridge needs mending, so we're all gonna go be mend it. Deal with it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (d04cU)

232 One woman in my extended group ended up "coming out" in her 40s.

She had been overweight in her 20s, lost it in her last 20s, and spent her 30s mostly on one night stands and drinking.

Then after one last guy dumped her for being in alcoholic she came out, "married" a woman that looked like a guy and...moved out of state with her.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (ibTVg)

233
I think theatrical musicals are already a niche audience. Perhaps a few ten thousand people in NYC total for the city care.

The music teacher at my wife's school was getting married and I thought a nice gift would be tickets to a musical for the bride and groom, my wife and I.

So we went to see one of the classic Broadway hits playing in Philly. Phantom of the Opera. Full orchestra, great acoustics. I actually enjoyed it. The music teacher thanked me and gave me a hug when it ended. Even her husband seemed to enjoy it.

But I would never waste money on Hillary crap like this. If it doesn't sell out every night for years it probably stinks to high heavens.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (RKVpM)

234 An unfortunate but somehow fitting sock fail.
/sock

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (991eG)

235 I wonder if Hillary "borrowed" from this:
https://shorturl.at/ehBIN

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (llON8)

236 This brunette in a dress is extremely concerned that her boyfriend invited her to go see "Suffs:"
http://tiny.cc/kjg1yz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Well, she may need impregnation at some point so I volunteer.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:51 PM (v0R5T)

237 We were just ahead of our time. Second look at a revival?

Posted by: "Moose Murders," 1983 at May 10, 2024 12:51 PM (J2vNu)

238 Then after one last guy dumped her for being in alcoholic she came out, "married" a woman that looked like a guy and...moved out of state with her.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (ibTVg)

"Born that way."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)

239 Yeah. Tourists don't care at levels that can support the industry on an individual level. They care in the aggregate because it's held up as an institution. It's got great press, so people check it out.

It's a tourist trap while the locals mostly avoid it except those who are REALLY into the architecture, as it were.

My daughter lives in Manhattan, and takes advantage of the day-of ticket sales used to fill empty seats. If you like musical theater, it's a great way to see top-notch shows for cheap. If.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 12:51 PM (CsUN+)

240 So much Suffrage in one place makes, as they say in French, Les Miserables.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 10, 2024 12:51 PM (LaNzR)

241 233 So we went to see one of the classic Broadway hits playing in Philly. Phantom of the Opera. Full orchestra, great acoustics. I actually enjoyed it. The music teacher thanked me and gave me a hug when it ended. Even her husband seemed to enjoy it.

But I would never waste money on Hillary crap like this. If it doesn't sell out every night for years it probably stinks to high heavens.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (RKVpM)

========

I watched the movie version of that once many moons ago.

I found it insufferable, and I have nothing against musicals in general.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

242 209 I suspect many lesbians are miserable because they aren't actually lesbians. They were groomed in high school or college and that became their team, before they had time to figure things out. You know, like "transgenders."
Posted by: Anti-Faucist
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A pretty fair number of them were raped or sexually abused or at a young age by males including incest.

If you have a very strong stomach, Moira Greyland has a horrific autobiography that deals with dysfunction she saw as a young girl trapped in a sexually abusive relationship between her gay mother author and her bisexual child abusing father who preferred to abuse young male kids.

A lot of what she refers to was well backed up when sociologists actually used to do real research and avoid covering up horrific cultural problems within micro cultures.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (peJ7P)

243 I wonder if Hillary "borrowed" from this:
https://shorturl.at/ehBIN
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM

GURLPOWER!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (Zz0t1)

244 Trump-Hating Deep State Official Donell Harvin ‘Predicted’ J6 Pipe Bombs in Advance
https://twitter.com/gc22gc/status/1788273330275196968

it seems he did a lot of work with a company whose employee just happened to find the J6 Pipe Bombs at almost the precise moment of certification.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (RHGPo)

245 It does really crazy things to the brain.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:45 PM

Can we talk about throats?

Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Michael Douglas at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (a3Q+t)

246 Agree. Yet people are still predicting a "Draft Hillary" movement for some reason.
Posted by: Archimedes

I had a Hillary movement after my coffee.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (lZVy/)

247 Mika married an intern murder, so.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)

She'd be smart to always where a metal turtleneck...

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (K+UlC)

248 Suffs. Trying to add gravitas using the old shortened Broadway musical name trick a la "Les Mis".

Insufflation would be the proper title, both blow.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (pcjfs)

249 THE MOST CHEATED-ON WOMAN IN THE WORLD?

Say it ain't so [h/t El Rushbo] ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (3StC9)

250 Frankly there should be more restrictions other than just age on who gets to vote if you want your Republic to survive more than a few centuries.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (MNhXM)

251 This musical is almost as good as "Zoo Animals on Wheels"

Posted by: Minuteman at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (LaNzR)

252 and a sultry yet chaste unwed librarian.
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 12:40 PM

Is there any other kind?

Posted by: Duncanthrax

Yes, purple hair, land whales on electric hover round scooters. Their super power is handing out gay porn to the under 10 kids

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 10, 2024 12:53 PM (MsrgL)

253 HRC slams anti-Israel protests on college campuses. “Anybody who is teaching or putting content on social media should be held responsible for what they include and what they exclude. Much of what we’re seeing, particularly on TikTok, about what’s going on in the Middle East is willfully false, but it’s also incredibly slanted, pro-Hamas, anti-Israel.”

glad to see a prominent Dem leader say what I've been saying for a long time. I've been accused of being a RWer for pointing out pro Palestinian spin.

Students have been fed propaganda? From the likes of Jimmy Carter, Desmond Tutu, the United Nations, Amnesty International, Human Rights Watch, and American Jews. Sorry, HRC. Love ya, but you're on the wrong side of history, here.

Clinton is skillful of at making obvious statements that get under the skin of sealions to the point they begin unmasking themselves without realizing it.

Never heard the term "sealioning" before. Type of trolling or harassment that consists of pursuing people with relentless requests for evidence, often tangential or previously addressed, while maintaining a pretense of civility and sincerity

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2024 12:53 PM (ycI94)

254 88 Vagina Monologues is a better title.
Posted by: polynikes

This is the sequel, 'The Vagina Diatribes'.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (gq2D4)

THATS NOT FUNNY!!!!

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 10, 2024 12:53 PM (OiAR7)

255 Frankly there should be more restrictions other than just age on who gets to vote if you want your Republic to survive more than a few centuries.
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:52 PM (MNhXM)
++++
I support limiting the franchise. You should have to have skin in the game. A net tax burden. If you have a negative tax burden, you're voting for a living. For property tax issues, the vote should be limited to property owners.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (d04cU)

256
I found it insufferable, and I have nothing against musicals in general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

___________

I think all ALW shows have one and only one good melody, which is surrounded by a couple of hours of sludge.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (MoZTd)

257 I watched the movie version of that once many moons ago.

I found it insufferable, and I have nothing against musicals in general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Apparently, Andrew Lloyd-Webber has a reputation as a plagiarist. Rips off a lot of his music from other folks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (9yWhg)

258 BREAKING: Hillary Clinton releases feminist-themed Broadway musical ‘Suffs’

It is somehow actually worse than everyone expected

-----------

What, "The Handmaid's Tail" wasn't available?

[h/t Bubba Clinton]

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (3StC9)

259

Snuffs?

It's snuff pron?

Posted by: Ped Xing at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (tWTRE)

260 One woman in my extended group ended up "coming out" in her 40s.

She had been overweight in her 20s, lost it in her last 20s, and spent her 30s mostly on one night stands and drinking.

Then after one last guy dumped her for being in alcoholic she came out, "married" a woman that looked like a guy and...moved out of state with her.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:50 PM (ibTVg)
......

and they lived happily(?) ever after.
The End

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (v0R5T)

261 Merriam Webster

1: a short intercessory prayer usually in a series

2: a vote given in deciding a controverted question or electing a person for an office or trust

3: the right of voting : FRANCHISE
also : the exercise of such right

Posted by: illiniwek at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (Cus5s)

262 The entire nation: Allowing women to vote was a horrible idea and it is destroying our country.

Hillary: Let's release a play about how awesome it is that women can vote.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (wsq6b)

263 239. I'd rather watch six pigs in a pen take a shit and roll.in it. - Ben Had

That should have been prefaced with "spoiler alert".

Posted by: Paco at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (njExo)

264 You know how women yell at you for completely irrational things? Now imagine both people in a relationship are that way.

-
Reminds me of the wife gets out of car to berate husband video from last night's ONT.

https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

265
Is there a gayer name that they could have chosen for this musical? I can't come up with one.
Posted by: 496

============

Maybe, but there's not a more predictable name. Some critic years ago complained about this pointless habit of naming Broadway plays in abbreviations. "The Wiz" and a bunch of others, I can't remember any more, but it's a trite as a pantsuit.

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (ny95y)

266
Apparently, Andrew Lloyd-Webber has a reputation as a plagiarist. Rips off a lot of his music from other folks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (9yWhg)

"HOW DARE HE!!!!"

- - - - Led Zepplin

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)

267 Suffragettes dreamed of the day where women would be able to be senior politicians - so long as they were the wife of a powerful man, the mistress of a powerful man, or the daughter of a powerful man.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (uxCna)

268 Suffs: Critics Chuffed With Muffs as Ticket Sales Slump

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (hCzfy)

269 Shouldn’t it be called “Snizz?”

Posted by: Rabidsquirrel at May 10, 2024 12:56 PM (RnWC3)

270 Frankly there should be more restrictions other than just age on who gets to vote if you want your Republic to survive more than a few centuries.

-

Maybe the responsibility to be drafted.

Oh, wait.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 12:56 PM (wsq6b)

271 There was a time when the librarian was an older woman. You didn't know about her private life- you didn't want to know about her private life.

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 12:56 PM (/7KEl)

272 You know how women yell at you for completely irrational things? Now imagine both people in a relationship are that way.

One GF was mad at me for a whole day because I cheated on her...in her dreams.

Note: I was not actually cheating on her and there was absolutely no reason for her to assume I was

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 12:56 PM (ibTVg)

273 Would any theater critic employed in the MSM say a single negative word about Suffs?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 10, 2024 12:56 PM (5Iswh)

274 The only broadway musical I half way enjoyed was in the movie Staying Alive . You only saw the highlights and the women dancers were smoking hot.

Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:57 PM (MNhXM)

275 Israel’s Security Cabinet Votes to Expand Rafah Operation, Keep Talks Going

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 12:57 PM (RHGPo)

276 Reminds me of the wife gets out of car to berate husband video from last night's ONT.

https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

The moment he goes after her, then has the realization he might die........HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)

277 Can we give women the right to vote so they can end this infernal yammering? Wait what? We did that already? How can we make this stop now?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 12:57 PM (gakDF)

278 You know how women yell at you for completely irrational things?

==

*kinda describes a lot of the male commentariat here - ....present company excluded of course !

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 12:57 PM (V13WU)

279 You'd be miserable too if you spent half your life picking hairs out of your teeth.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 12:57 PM (v0R5T)

280 Its incredible to witness the crypto-marxism smeared all throughout media. So Communist it's crazy.

Everything is someone pitted aganst another.

When I was growing up in the 70s-80s-90s there was none of this.

And now it's fuckin everywhere.

What possibly could have caused that.

Or what jugeared chomo?

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller
======
You cannot have a representative republic in an empire. It requires either direct or behind the scenes divide and conquer tactics coercion.

Note how cities are run and have been run for centuries now. If you are lucky, your city has a paternalistic Giuliani, Daley (the Senior), or a Bloomberg running the show to keep the criminals, deviants, and welfare druggie types from overrunning the public order. If you are unlucky, you get Groot, etc.

The urban Dems have now applied that dysfunctional urban machine type politics to the US at large and are puzzled why it is failing. That in part is why the massive immigration wave, supporting criminals instead of citizens, and supporting the deviants over the normies, is happening. It is their version of turning the machine back on again but louder. Aka pluralism.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (peJ7P)

281 *looks up...most of the present company excluded...

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (V13WU)

282 Oh, and you also won't believe this -- it stars, get this, non-binary actors.

------------

DIEsney's SNOW WHITE hardest hit ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (3StC9)

283 I’ll continue to repeat.

White woke Leftist American women are the worst human beings in the world.
Posted by: polynikes

I'll raise. Black leftist women in any position of authority are worse. From the school office, to the DMV to TSA and plus they're allowed to literally steal elections.

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (iRX3h)

284 Why is Hillary's smile so weird? Is she trying to make her face look more interesting like she has dimples? The effect reminds me of Biden's ben wah chin.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (ogTiX)

285 Would any theater critic employed in the MSM say a single negative word about Suffs?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 10, 2024 12:56 PM (5Iswh)

"It Suff can't come up, not with three barrels in it, it can't!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (K+UlC)

286 "resentment is the #1 offender. It destroys more alcoholics"

Not quick enough in some cases.

Posted by: DaveA at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (PMJuY)

287 277 Can we give women the right to vote so they can end this infernal yammering? Wait what? We did that already? How can we make this stop now?
Posted by: Chuck Martel
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Sort of like how fights among passengers in a airplane stop just before it hits the ground.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (peJ7P)

288 >>> 219 I'd rather watch six pigs in a pen take a shit and roll.in it.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 10, 2024 12:48 PM (Q33Xs)

I've never had pigs but from what I understand the domestic types are smart enough NOT to poop where they eat or sleep.

So, compared to leftists...

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (llON8)

289 Will it play in Peoria?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (cf/0E)

290 Why is Hillary's smile so weird? Is she trying to make her face look more interesting like she has dimples? The effect reminds me of Biden's ben wah chin.
Posted by: Oglebay at May 10, 2024 12:58 PM (ogTiX)

Tardive Dyskinesia.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (Zz0t1)

291 Reminds me of the wife gets out of car to berate husband video from last night's ONT.

https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ

-

Spoiler alert:

It was his fault she got out and was mauled instead of remaining in the passenger side seat to talk.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (wsq6b)

292 You cannot have a representative republic in an empire. It requires either direct or behind the scenes divide and conquer tactics coercion.

Note how cities are run and have been run for centuries now. If you are lucky, your city has a paternalistic Giuliani, Daley (the Senior), or a Bloomberg running the show to keep the criminals, deviants, and welfare druggie types from overrunning the public order. If you are unlucky, you get Groot, etc.

The urban Dems have now applied that dysfunctional urban machine type politics to the US at large and are puzzled why it is failing. That in part is why the massive immigration wave, supporting criminals instead of citizens, and supporting the deviants over the normies, is happening. It is their version of turning the machine back on again but louder. Aka pluralism.

That's a very nice summary.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (CsUN+)

293
One GF was mad at me for a whole day because I cheated on her...in her dreams.

_________

An actual conversation.

Me: I had a strange dream last night.

HM: Well, what was it?

Me: I gave Dutch away.

HM: You mean, gave him away to a handler who would make him #1?

Me: No, as in "free to good home".

HM: YOU BASTARD!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (MoZTd)

294 71
"At first, Jeffery struggled, he seemed to want to assert his Patriarchy over me...but, bit by bit, my huge hands, gnarled by oppression of my men over my man...ahem, womanhood...forced him to succumb..."

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 12:31 PM (K+UlC)
----
You write Police or Detective novels? The Yellow paperbacks?

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #60 at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (qfLjt)

295 Makes me think of a few songs from My Fair Lady. Like "A Hymn to Him".

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (1bNHn)

296 One GF was mad at me for a whole day because I cheated on her...in her dreams.

Note: I was not actually cheating on her and there was absolutely no reason for her to assume I was
Posted by: 18-1

There was an episode of Newhart with this as the premise.
Great Bob Newhart line: "I'm other peoples' dreams...and I'm fine."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (9yWhg)

297 I support limiting the franchise. You should have to have skin in the game. A net tax burden. If you have a negative tax burden, you're voting for a living. For property tax issues, the vote should be limited to property owners.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (d04cU)

Yup! No Representation without Taxation!

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (xaFKb)

298
I watched the movie version of that once many moons ago.

I found it insufferable, and I have nothing against musicals in general.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Yeah, I can't say that the story was that interesting to me, but being in a concert hall with fantastic acoustics and a full orchestra is quite the experience. The female lead singer was a big name and her voice was simply incredible.

Just saying, don't completely discount the experience completely. Once was enough for me. Plus I'm never going into Philly again.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (RKVpM)

299 I would like to introduce the horde to Michelle Keegan:

https://tinyurl.com/3mpvbz4j

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (OCZ4p)

300 There was a time when the librarian was an older woman. You didn't know about her private life- you didn't want to know about her private life.
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024

***
She must have been a young woman at some point, though.

If only half the girls in Library Science programs in college had looked like the girls in Drama, I'd have at least minored in it, but . . . no.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (J2vNu)

301 >You know how women yell at you for completely irrational things?

Her: What would you do if I got pregnant?
Me: I can't get you pregnant- I've had a vasectomy.
Her: Yeah, but still- what would you do?
Me: It's a moot point.
Her: (doorslam)

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (/7KEl)

302 I'm looking forward to being castigated for not attending this brilliant show by our betters after is closes in six weeks - 12 weeks if Hillary conned the women in the show for a reduced salary for, you know, "the cause".

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (G0vdT)

303 One GF was mad at me for a whole day because I cheated on her...in her dreams.

Note: I was not actually cheating on her and there was absolutely no reason for her to assume I was
Posted by: 18-1

There was an episode of Newhart with this as the premise.
Great Bob Newhart line: "I'm other peoples' dreams...and I'm fine."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (9yWhg)

lol

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (V13WU)

304 Intermission they offer White Claw and Arby's.

Posted by: Stickler for De-tail at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (V5BDR)

305 >I'd rather watch six pigs in a pen take a shit and roll.in it.

I call it The Aristocrats.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (cf/0E)

306 https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

Moral....always watch your 6

Posted by: BignJames at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (AwYPR)

307
Her: What would you do if I got pregnant?
Me: I can't get you pregnant- I've had a vasectomy.
Her: Yeah, but still- what would you do?
Me: It's a moot point.
Her: (doorslam)
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (/7KEl)

"Show you the door and send you your stuff later."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)

308 298 Yeah, I can't say that the story was that interesting to me, but being in a concert hall with fantastic acoustics and a full orchestra is quite the experience. The female lead singer was a big name and her voice was simply incredible.

Just saying, don't completely discount the experience completely. Once was enough for me. Plus I'm never going into Philly again.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (RKVpM)

=========

Oh, the comment was about the live theater musical experience. I've seen a few. Wicked, Les Mis, and The Book of Mormon (I think that's it). The first two were off-Broadway in Charleston, the last was on Broadway.

There's something to the spectacle, but it really is just that...spectacle. It only goes so far.

I think I'd probably be more of a fan of more realistic plays if I went to the theater a bunch.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (GBKbO)

309 In case it hasn't been said yet... she's using the Bialystock and Bloom game plan...

Make more money with a flop than a hit... while getting feminist street cred!

It's the poor man's Hamilton, but scoldy-er. At least the Hamilton musical shines a light on his deep, deep flaws, and we see the whole picture of him, good and bad.

I bet this does NOT show how many of the early suffragettes were raging antisemites, racists, and elitists. Equal rights for SOME women.

Posted by: LizLem at May 10, 2024 01:01 PM (QAK8m)

310 The entire nation: Allowing women to vote was a horrible idea and it is destroying our country.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

There's no natural right argument against the 19th Amd.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 01:02 PM (IG4Id)

311 289 Will it play in Peoria?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (cf/0E)
----
I read that as Pretoria.

Posted by: Ciampino - Vitreous Humour is funny glass #61 at May 10, 2024 01:02 PM (qfLjt)

312 276 Reminds me of the wife gets out of car to berate husband video from last night's ONT.

https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 12:55 PM (L/fGl)

The moment he goes after her, then has the realization he might die........HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
______

This is real. It really happened in 2016 in Beijing. The wife was mauled but survived. Her mom (the older lady who gets out) was mauled by a different tiger, and died.

There is no evidence, though, that this involved a fight with the husband. There was a lawsuit over it, and the stated reason for her getting out of the car was that she was car sick. I'm skeptical of that story, but regardless -- I'm pretty sure the prime directive in tiger enclosures is STAY IN THE FUCKING CAR NO MATTER WHAT.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

313
Please tell the corpse of ruth buzzi ginsberg makes an appearance in this "musical?"

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2024 01:03 PM (4Atq1)

314 A play about women being second class citizens to men, starring... Men.

Updating my Marxist reference guide-
Not using gay actors to play gay characters - bad.
Not using native American actors to play native American characters - bad.
Using black actresses to play lilly white Nordic mermaid characters - good.
Using men to play characters about women's plight for equality - good.

Posted by: Chuck Hemangioma at May 10, 2024 01:03 PM (+5HQ4)

315 https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024
*
The moment he goes after her, then has the realization he might die........HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024

***
I half expected him to shut the door and drive off.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 01:03 PM (J2vNu)

316 244 Trump-Hating Deep State Official Donell Harvin ‘Predicted’ J6 Pipe Bombs in Advance
https://twitter.com/gc22gc/status/1788273330275196968

it seems he did a lot of work with a company whose employee just happened to find the J6 Pipe Bombs at almost the precise moment of certification.
Posted by: SMOD
====
Open secret in DC about who planted the pipe bombs and it was a former AF member who was a nat sec contractor. They know because the license plate was tracked via cameras but the Feebs claim ignorance and that the tracking data somehow disappeared.

Our entire federal leo and intel communities along with the DOJ lawyers simply need to be tried and convicted of obstruction of justice. Quite a few of the DC judges as well.

Much of this apparatus is simply designed to hide government evil and mistakes rather than actually pursuing their claimed missions.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 01:04 PM (peJ7P)

317 302 I'm looking forward to being castigated for not attending this brilliant show by our betters after is closes in six weeks - 12 weeks if Hillary conned the women in the show for a reduced salary for, you know, "the cause".
____

Hah, for 72 cents on the dollar? She probably didn't charge the women ticket buyers only 72 cents/dollar.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 01:04 PM (gakDF)

318
This musical is almost as good as "Zoo Animals on Wheels"
Posted by: Minuteman

Drive-through Tiger Zoo

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 10, 2024 01:05 PM (63Dwl)

319 That was a real convo I had with a girlfriend. Stormy relationship.

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 01:05 PM (/7KEl)

320 Hillary the Musical?

No Pirates of Penzance obviously.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2024 01:05 PM (HUco/)

321 291 Reminds me of the wife gets out of car to berate husband video from last night's ONT.

https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ

-

Spoiler alert:

It was his fault she got out and was mauled instead of remaining in the passenger side seat to talk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (wsq6b)

That video is sad tragic and hilarious. Tiger don't care!

The hubby was like maybe I better try to help,well no oh I don't know. It was like he git a get out of jail free card but was unsure if he should cash it in.

The wife was stronk and empowahad right up until she wasn't.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 10, 2024 01:06 PM (OiAR7)

322 305 >I'd rather watch six pigs in a pen take a shit and roll.in it.

I call it The Aristocrats.
Posted by: BourbonChicken

Almost every one of those obscene jokes work if you substitute "The Politicians!" instead of The Aristocrats.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 01:06 PM (peJ7P)

323 Muffs? I'm sorry, but it's the "Moops".

Posted by: George Costanza at May 10, 2024 01:06 PM (Geoni)

324
Why can't they can't be real-life "Elllen Jamesians" instead?

Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2024 01:06 PM (4Atq1)

325 Plus I'm never going into Philly again.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM

No cheesesteaks for you!

Posted by: The Cheesesteak Nazi at May 10, 2024 01:07 PM (a3Q+t)

326 >>> 321 291 Reminds me of the wife gets out of car to berate husband video from last night's ONT.

https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ

-

Spoiler alert:

It was his fault she got out and was mauled instead of remaining in the passenger side seat to talk.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 12:59 PM (wsq6b)

That video is sad tragic and hilarious. Tiger don't care!

The hubby was like maybe I better try to help,well no oh I don't know. It was like he git a get out of jail free card but was unsure if he should cash it in.

The wife was stronk and empowahad right up until she wasn't.
Posted by: Just the punchline at May 10, 2024 01:06 PM (OiAR7)

But that little girl in NYC can totes scare off the gigantic bull about to charge.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 01:07 PM (llON8)

327 There is no evidence, though, that this involved a fight with the husband. There was a lawsuit over it, and the stated reason for her getting out of the car was that she was car sick. I'm skeptical of that story, but regardless -- I'm pretty sure the prime directive in tiger enclosures is STAY IN THE FUCKING CAR NO MATTER WHAT.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 01:02 PM (iFTx/)
-----------

"Never get out of the boat. Absolutely goddamn right"

-Willard

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2024 01:07 PM (G0vdT)

328 HQ `ettes >>> suffragettes

Posted by: banana Dream at May 10, 2024 01:07 PM (Y6IkP)

329
Hillary the Musical?

No Pirates of Penzance obviously.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2024 01:05 PM (HUco/)

___________

"I am the very model of a modern female candidate..."

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 01:07 PM (MoZTd)

330 Any 3-hour musical is a violation of the Geneva Conventions. A non-binary feminist 3-hour musical is a crime against humanity.

Lotta carpet getting trimmed backstage I'll bet.

Posted by: Candidus at May 10, 2024 01:08 PM (26Lj9)

331 We demand singing Karens!

Posted by: Nobody at May 10, 2024 01:08 PM (mdQTm)

332

Did Hillary's terrible body odor hold her back at all? Another form of oppression.

Though, I wonder if her miasma helped her get concessions from adversaries eager to get out of the room as soon as posdible.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 10, 2024 01:08 PM (G6qJm)

333
That was a real convo I had with a girlfriend. Stormy relationship.

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 01:05 PM

Since you had a vasectomy she was probably cheating on you and wanted to know what you would do if she got pregnant and it was obviously not yours.

Be glad you got out alive.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 01:08 PM (RKVpM)

334 "Suffs -- a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement,.."

***

Because that's turned out so well.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 10, 2024 01:08 PM (wb1YC)

335 We were just ahead of our time! Second look at a revival?

Posted by: "Breakfast at Tiffany's" (1966) at May 10, 2024 01:08 PM (J2vNu)

336 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

The funniest part of that story is they attempted to sue. In CHINA.

Yeah, good luck with that. I'm SURE justice prevails in CHINA quite often.............

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)

337 Wasn't there some woman who went over Niagara Falls in a barrel to raise awareness for women's Suffrage back in the day?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 01:09 PM (991eG)

338 The wife was stronk and empowahad right up until she wasn't.
Posted by: Just the punchline

https://shorturl.at/yIJXZ
......

Damn. I want to see this happen on Naked and Afraid.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 01:09 PM (v0R5T)

339 it seems he did a lot of work with a company whose employee just happened to find the J6 Pipe Bombs at almost the precise moment of certification.
Posted by: SMOD

Didn't someone say the best way to predict the future is to invent it yourself?

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 10, 2024 01:09 PM (a3Q+t)

340 I support limiting the franchise. You should have to have skin in the game. A net tax burden. If you have a negative tax burden, you're voting for a living. For property tax issues, the vote should be limited to property owners.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 12:54 PM (d04cU)

And not tenants. Tenants can easily up and leave if bad policies they vote for lead to bad outcomes. The poor bloody landlords are fucked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2024 01:09 PM (8zz6B)

341 Please tell the corpse of ruth buzzi ginsberg makes an appearance in this "musical?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2024 01:03 PM (4Atq1)

Ruth Ginsberg was dead, dead as a doornail. Unless that is understood then nothing good will come of this play...

"You were always a good woman of justice, Ruthy"
"Killing America was my justice!"
"You mustn't torture yourself so, Ruth...!"

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 01:10 PM (K+UlC)

342
"Suffs -- a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement,.."

_________

The Venn diagram of suffragettes and Prohibitionists is almost a perfect circle.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 01:10 PM (MoZTd)

343 Her: What would you do if I got pregnant?
Me: I can't get you pregnant- I've had a vasectomy.
Her: Yeah, but still- what would you do?
Me: It's a moot point.
Her: (doorslam)
Posted by: Don Black

"Show you the door and send you your stuff later."
Posted by: Sponge

"Give it one night, to see if Gabriel brings me a message in my dreams. If not, door."

Posted by: mikeski at May 10, 2024 01:10 PM (/uS9/)

344 The hubby was like maybe I better try to help,well no oh I don't know. It was like he git a get out of jail free card but was unsure if he should cash it in.
___

I thought the pause was due to whether he should grab his cell phone.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 01:10 PM (gakDF)

345 105 I’ll concede that women have been and continue to be oppressed by Islam. But the Leftists love them some Muslims. Psychopaths. All of them.
Posted by: polynikes at May 10, 2024 12:35 PM (MNhXM)

"But, but we can use them to kill all the Christians for us!!!"

--Queers for Palestine

Posted by: XTC at May 10, 2024 01:10 PM (UnA8+)

346 Biden Reportedly Set To Quadruple Tariffs On Chinese EVs In Major Announcement Next Week

"Officials are particularly focused on electric vehicles, and they are expected..."

.. I guess that energy transition isn't going quite as planned

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

347
Plus I'm never going into Philly again.
////
No cheesesteaks for you!

Posted by: The Cheesesteak Nazi at May 10, 2024 01:07 PM

The best cheese-steaks are made in the 'burbs where I live. So much garlic you wake up at 3 am with your tongue glued to the roof of your mouth. Real cheese, not 'Cheese Whiz'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 01:11 PM (RKVpM)

348
I would like to introduce the horde to Michelle Keegan:

https://tinyurl.com/3mpvbz4j
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 01:00 PM (OCZ4p)

She looks more high maintenance than a Ferrari.

Oddly enough, it'd be worth it.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 10, 2024 01:11 PM (n+4am)

349 346Biden Reportedly Set To Quadruple Tariffs On Chinese EVs In Major Announcement Next Week

"Officials are particularly focused on electric vehicles, and they are expected..."

.. I guess that energy transition isn't going quite as planned
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:11 PM (RHGPo)

=======

So...a payoff to American EV manufacturers to try and make American EVs more competitive in the market?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

350 Please tell the corpse of ruth buzzi ginsberg makes an appearance in this "musical?"
Posted by: Soothsayer at May 10, 2024 01:03 PM (4Atq1)

She flies around then unzips one of the broad's pants like that scene in Ghostbusters.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (Zz0t1)

351 346Biden Reportedly Set To Quadruple Tariffs On Chinese EVs In Major Announcement Next Week

"Officials are particularly focused on electric vehicles, and they are expected..."

So he's expecting a "blood bath " ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (Akjoo)

352
A Chinese EV. Like, a death wish.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (MoZTd)

353 The Venn diagram of suffragettes and Prohibitionists is almost a perfect circle.

***

Imagine surviving the hell of World War I and coming home to "Hi, we decided while you were gone that you can't have a beer anymore!"

Posted by: Azathoth at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (wb1YC)

354 Sweet!!! I get shots at aspiring actresses, but I don't want any of Hildogs sloppy 2nds.

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (FjlUt)

355 "Suffs" ? I liked "Scrubs"

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (RHGPo)

356 Yeah, good luck with that. I'm SURE justice prevails in CHINA quite often.............
Posted by: Sponge
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Depends on whether the person suing has more clout than the defendants have. Sort of like courts in Islam. Party membership and then hierarchy in the party (which also correlates quite often with wealth) are used in Chinese courts. Used to a have a grad student who was a Chinese defense lawyer way back. Pretty chilling stuff.

Posted by: whig at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (peJ7P)

357 Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 01:02 PM (iFTx/)

The funniest part of that story is they attempted to sue. In CHINA.

Yeah, good luck with that. I'm SURE justice prevails in CHINA quite often.............
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:09 PM (Zz0t1)
_____

True, but the reports were the zoo offered money because they felt so bad. The insanely idiotic woman who got out of the car to start the whole thing wasn't even the one who died. Her mother did, trying to rescue her.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (iFTx/)

358 How has this blockbuster of a show escaped my attention thusfar? Should I buy tickets immediately, or risk missing it entirely?

Will there be a movie version?

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (w6EFb)

359 356 Yeah, good luck with that. I'm SURE justice prevails in CHINA quite often.............
Posted by: Sponge
------

Like here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (Akjoo)

360 I’m so old, I remember when imposing tariffs on Chinese products was a sign of fascism and economic illiteracy on the part of a president.

Much has changed in 6 years.

Posted by: Montec at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (tpjlM)

361 The best cheese-steaks are made in the 'burbs where I live. So much garlic you wake up at 3 am with your tongue glued to the roof of your mouth. Real cheese, not 'Cheese Whiz'.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 01:11 PM (RKVpM)

Chicago hot, wet, cheesy Italian Beef >>>>> Philly Cheese Steak

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (Zz0t1)

362 A woman named Anne Edison Tyler went over Niagara in a barrel in 1901, but for cash, not to promote the vote. It was her 63rd birthday. She didn't profit from the trip, and died penniless.

May this too be the story of Hillary Rodham Clinton and her musical.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (991eG)

363 >>> 359 356 Yeah, good luck with that. I'm SURE justice prevails in CHINA quite often.............
Posted by: Sponge
------

Like here ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (Akjoo)

I guess I'm not getting a pony.

Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby at May 10, 2024 01:14 PM (llON8)

364 Springtime for Hillzer and Luuu-mee...

Posted by: Bialystock and Bloom at May 10, 2024 01:14 PM (ufFY8)

365 360 I’m so old, I remember when imposing tariffs on Chinese products was a sign of fascism and economic illiteracy on the part of a president.

Much has changed in 6 years.
Posted by: Montec at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (tpjlM)

======

Free traders for Biden least hard hit because they don't believe it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 01:14 PM (GBKbO)

366 Do the Suffs have Muffs? I believe HRC has a great interest in those…

Posted by: GF at May 10, 2024 01:14 PM (tUCgX)

367 351 346Biden Reportedly Set To Quadruple Tariffs On Chinese EVs In Major Announcement Next Week

"Officials are particularly focused on electric vehicles, and they are expected..."

So he's expecting a "blood bath " ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:12 PM (Akjoo)
---------

Looking forward to see what China reciprocates with.

Posted by: WisRich at May 10, 2024 01:14 PM (G0vdT)

368 Chinese EVs are pieces of shit. If Biden wants to protect US manufacturers he should allow them in. Within 6 months nobody will even think of buying a Chinese EV for a generation.

Posted by: Montec at May 10, 2024 01:14 PM (tpjlM)

369 I could have whined all night.

The hills are alive, with the sound of bitching.

I'm nagging in the rain.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 01:15 PM (1bNHn)

370 >>You're not going to believe this, but "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics but, equally unbelievably, is struggling to sell tickets to actual people.

Needs burkas. More burkas!

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

371 Susan B Anthony was a staunch anti-abortion advocate

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:15 PM (RHGPo)

372
Like here ?

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:13 PM (Akjoo)

*absorbs kick to the balls*

Unfortunately, your point is valid......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:15 PM (Zz0t1)

373 I would like to introduce the horde to Michelle Keegan:

https://tinyurl.com/3mpvbz4j
____

Tile floor? Nice!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 01:15 PM (gakDF)

374 368 Chinese EVs are pieces of shit. If Biden wants to protect US manufacturers he should allow them in. Within 6 months nobody will even think of buying a Chinese EV for a generation.

Posted by: Montec at May 10, 2024 01:14 PM (tpjlM)

=======

Why would you think quality of product is important to the people who make decisions about policy at the highest levels of our government?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 01:15 PM (GBKbO)

375
I guess I'm not getting a pony.
Posted by: Arkansas Biden Baby

__________

Imagine the shame the bastard child of an Arkanas pole dancer feels when she learns she's related to President Biden.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (MoZTd)

376 Recently saw an episode of The Rifleman where the teacher was a suffragette. Mark was all in but Lucas wasn't thrilled.

Then he read a pamphlet...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (KbCG3)

377 If not for Trump, Hillary would be closing out her second term. Our major cities would still be post-nukular smoldering craters from Her Heinous starting a war with Putin. So, I guess a non-binary, non-hit, Broadway play we can mock is a pretty good tradeoff. Thank you President Trump!

Posted by: On The Bright Side at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (V5BDR)

378 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Craters In Biggest Miss On Record As Inflation Expectations Surge

a 7-sigma miss

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

379
Then he read a pamphlet...
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (KbCG3)

Greatest Jewish Sports Legends?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

380 The Venn diagram of suffragettes and Prohibitionists is almost a perfect circle.

*******

See Hillary Clinton in "Birth of a Carrie Nation"

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 01:17 PM (991eG)

381 Biden Reportedly Set To Quadruple Tariffs On Chinese EVs In Major Announcement Next Week
.......

With two you no get eggroll.

Posted by: wth at May 10, 2024 01:17 PM (v0R5T)

382 378 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Craters In Biggest Miss On Record As Inflation Expectations Surge

a 7-sigma miss
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

=======

"It's because they're watching Fox News. The New York Times isn't letting Biden get his message out. I can barely read the NYT anymore. They're practically Hitler's newspapermen now."
-DU, 89.54% probability

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 01:17 PM (GBKbO)

383 She needs to learn the skin trade.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 01:17 PM (o2ZRX)

384
Greatest Jewish Sports Legends?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

_________

*A-Hem!*

Posted by: Sandy Koufax at May 10, 2024 01:18 PM (MoZTd)

385 Greatest Jewish Sports Legends?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (Zz0t1)

Hank Greenberg and Sandy Koufax enter the chat.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 01:18 PM (rj6Yv)

386 Do they close with a killer version of Suffragette City! Ahhhhhhh wham bam thank you ma'am!

Posted by: Azjaeger at May 10, 2024 01:18 PM (dkm23)

387 382 378 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Craters In Biggest Miss On Record As Inflation Expectations Surge

a 7-sigma miss
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)

More bad news ? Hurrah !.. The stock market

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:18 PM (Akjoo)

388 The good news is Hillary ain’t running for President. The bad news is she is still being quoted for some reason.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:19 PM (j+vrQ)

389 >>You're not going to believe this, but "Suffs" is getting rave reviews from leftwing critics but, equally unbelievably, is struggling to sell tickets to actual people.

So, Suffs' schmuck fails to bluff suck?

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 01:19 PM (K+UlC)

390 ________

*A-Hem!*
Posted by: Sandy Koufax at May 10, 2024 01:18 PM (MoZTd)

https://youtu.be/cxqjsyfbcd4?t=23

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:19 PM (Zz0t1)

391 "I love you, your bush but not a dick . . ."
( -- to the tune of "I Love You a Bushel and a Peck" from Guys and Dolls)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 10, 2024 01:19 PM (J2vNu)

392 Greatest Jewish Sports Legends?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

You rang?

Posted by: Sandy Koufax at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (lZVy/)

393
The bad news is she is still being quoted for some reason.
Posted by: Puddinhead

_________

It's a sad reminder she's still alive.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (MoZTd)

394 Mark Spitz.

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (o2ZRX)

395 378 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Craters In Biggest Miss On Record As Inflation Expectations Surge
____

Unexpectedly? Why are these experts always surprised? Seems kinda non-experty.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (gakDF)

396 >>> 393
The bad news is she is still being quoted for some reason.
Posted by: Puddinhead

_________

It's a sad reminder she's still alive.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (MoZTd)

She won't live forever.

Posted by: Stan at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (llON8)

397 Mark Spitz.
Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (o2ZRX)

Better than that diver guy, Greg Louswallows.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (Zz0t1)

398 Now they tell us.

E 🇺🇸
@Simply4Truth_
"I knew these [covid] vaccines were not going to protect against infection, and I think we overplayed the vaccines."

-Dr. Deborah Birx

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Now do Bidenomics!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (L/fGl)

399 I much prefer Hillary's other play, "Snuffs," which is a six-hour musical dedicated to all of the people in her inner circle who have died under mysterious circumstances.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (KbCG3)

400 I saw an ad for this dogshit

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (FQmDC)

401 Real American suffragettes were mostly Republicans, just like abolitionists and civil rights activists. This musical is trying to make people believe Democrats did everything.

Posted by: Suburbanbanshee at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (cHUaN)

402 396 She won't live forever.
Posted by: Stan at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (llON

You need to bury all the body parts in separate locations so they can't find their way back to each other and re-form.

Posted by: XTC at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (UnA8+)

403 @Simply4Truth_
"I knew these [covid] vaccines were not going to protect against infection, and I think we overplayed the vaccines."

-Dr. Deborah Birx

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DIE, scarfcunt.........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:22 PM (Zz0t1)

404 I much prefer Hillary's other play, "Snuffs," which is a six-hour musical dedicated to all of the people in her inner circle who have died under mysterious circumstances.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

42+ mysteriously.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 10, 2024 01:22 PM (RJiwi)

405 have died under mysterious circumstances.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (KbCG3)

Ok, I LOLed.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 10, 2024 01:22 PM (ufFY8)

406 Mark Spitz.
Posted by: Eromero

But never swallows? Good practice for a swimmer.

Posted by: Joe Mama at May 10, 2024 01:22 PM (lZVy/)

407 >>> 398 Now they tell us.

E 🇺🇸
@Simply4Truth_
"I knew these [covid] vaccines were not going to protect against infection, and I think we overplayed the vaccines."

-Dr. Deborah Birx

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Now do Bidenomics!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (L/fGl)

Sure, Deb.

Or have you *finally* got a fcking clue just how pissed the non-NPCs are?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 01:22 PM (llON8)

408 Yeah, Hillary is a real Independent women's champion ... Got to where she is by riding the coattails of a philandering rapist of a Husband

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (Akjoo)

409
Sure, Deb.

Or have you *finally* got a fcking clue just how pissed the non-NPCs are?
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 01:22 PM

She's the president of the Health and Human Services department out at Texas Tech. It's really hard not to load up and drive to Lubbock........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (Zz0t1)

410 Bidenomics Implodes: Consumer Sentiment Unexpectedly Craters In Biggest Miss On Record As Inflation Expectations Surge

a 7-sigma miss
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)
++++
*7?!*

That's not a "miss," that's a collapse.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (d04cU)

411 401 Real American suffragettes were mostly Republicans, just like abolitionists and civil rights activists. This musical is trying to make people believe Democrats did everything.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee
____

The parties switched!

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (gakDF)

412 Abolitionists, Temperance, suffragettes and anti-Tobacco seem to never go out of style. It’s like one big loop of the Burning Times over and over again.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (j+vrQ)

413 Speaking of economics . . .

Ford Shareholders Reject Proposal to Audit Child Labor in Electric Vehicle Supply Chain

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They know enough to know they don't want to know any more.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (L/fGl)

414 My gross headcanon is that the musical was an attempt for Hillary to get Huma Abedin back, after she left Hillary to be the sidepiece of the evil George Soros spawn. Look, I'm sensitive and artistic!

Huma dating a Soros is yet another reminder we are on the weirdest timeline.

Posted by: LizLem at May 10, 2024 01:24 PM (QAK8m)

415 402 396 She won't live forever.
Posted by: Stan at May 10, 2024 01:20 PM (llON

You need to bury all the body parts in separate locations so they can't find their way back to each other and re-form.
Posted by: XTC at May 10, 2024 01:21 PM (UnA8
Like Terminator?

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 01:24 PM (o2ZRX)

416 In other news, Scheming Phyllis (Michelle Stafford) is showing off her cleavage and slim body in a tight bright blue dress

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 10, 2024 01:24 PM (ufFY8)

417 So, isn't Trump than "a person of color" ?

Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2024 01:24 PM (FQmDC)

418 Hey, it could have been called 'Snizzes'.

Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 10, 2024 01:24 PM (qZdIZ)

419 88 Vagina Monologues is a better title.
Posted by: polynikes

This is the sequel, 'The Vagina Diatribes'.
Posted by: Stu Podaso at May 10, 2024 12:34 PM (gq2D4)

__________________________________

The sound guy on Vagina Monologues needed to tune down the echo. On a positive note, I did find a watch and a couple of rings.

Posted by: Orson at May 10, 2024 01:25 PM (dIske)

420 417 So, isn't Trump than "a person of color" ?
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2024 01:24 PM (FQmDC)

Yes, Orange is a color

Posted by: It's me donna at May 10, 2024 01:25 PM (Akjoo)

421 We demand not to see this.
We demand not to hear this.
We demand . . .
We demand . . .
an Amendment

Hey, I'm writing a nearly three hour musical!

Posted by: Mike Zee at May 10, 2024 01:25 PM (WWVl1)

422 She won't live forever.

Yeah, she's not me.
-- Jimmy Carter

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:25 PM (9yWhg)

423 The word of the day is “virago”.

(Thanks, YD)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 01:26 PM (Hkcdp)

424 Jimmy Does wrecks Fredo

Twitter link

https://is.gd/ZOHifH

Posted by: Taq, Rickrolled by Jesus at May 10, 2024 01:26 PM (iRX3h)

425 So, isn't Trump than "a person of color" ?
Posted by: steevy at May 10, 2024 01:24 PM (FQmDC)

Well, Mary, our resident expert, says it's "persin of coler."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:26 PM (Zz0t1)

426 There were some fine women who were suffragettes (and some highly strung oddballs too), and as I noted in a previous thread, the BBC serial years ago about the Pankhurst family and the English suffragettes "Shoulder to Shoulder" was very interesting, but I wouldn't attend any show endorsed by Hillary, and I think that she got ahead by not by her own merits, but because she was married to Bill which is hardly in keeping with feminism.

I didn't read the entire thread and have to leave now, so I'll miss all the comments about how the world would be a much better place if women never got the vote. Uhh huh.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 01:26 PM (XkYcA)

427 "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the...ugh writers' cramp! - bring me someone to strangle!"

Suffs - Chapter 12

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 01:26 PM (K+UlC)

428 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)

429 428 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)

====

Congrats!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

430 Hillary and Chelsea have a cottage industry writing insipid feminist children’s books.

Two women whose careers are based on their husband/dad’s success. WOMAN power!!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (Hkcdp)

431 I am always amazed that so many American women think of themselves as oppressed and forced to overcome huge obstacles at every turn in their life. Obstacles no men ever face.

The reality is 180 f***ing degrees from their perception

Posted by: Ripley

How dare you.
I will have you know, sir, that my husband has never been forced to endure the horrible suffering that comes with breaking a fingernail while tying up the garbage bag and carrying it to the bin!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (4XwPj)

432 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)

Congrats!

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (K+UlC)

433
Imagine a world where men obsessed over their genitalia as much as women do about their vagina?

Kill me now.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (RKVpM)

434 I always thought a Milli Vanilli musical would do great. Their album Girl You Know It’s True is a complete story of boy meets girl, boy loses girl and boy wins girl back. Every song on that album is excellent. Set it in the late 80s and you’d have a Grease level musical.

Too bad about the lip syncing.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (2fIO4)

435
Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)

_________

Huzzah!

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (MoZTd)

436 In the book I'm currently reading, the roles of men and women have been reversed. Women are large and in charge.

Men are small, weak, and overly endowed--the better to "service" the women.

It's a virtual world created due to the subconscious desire of a radical feminist. Turns out the world is not that great for men or women in this nightmare scenario.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (7fElN)

437 Congratulations, Puddinhead.

Party at Puddin's place!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:28 PM (9yWhg)

438 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)
++++
Congratulations!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 01:29 PM (d04cU)

439 ok, fair is fair, i listened to about 20 seconds of 'suffs' on youtoob.

it sounds like those disney cartoon music tracks.

'do you want to blowjob?' from 'south park' was just as good

i expect many school kids will be forced to sit through this since you know it will be out in a film sooner or later

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2024 01:29 PM (B1FKF)

440 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)

Woo-hoo! Drinks on Puddinhead!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2024 01:29 PM (8zz6B)

441 Get your Molotov cocktails ready!

Virginia school board votes to restore confederate names to schools that were hastily changed during the 2020 BLM riots

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 01:30 PM (L/fGl)

442 Imagine a world where men obsessed over their genitalia as much as women do about their vagina?

Is what someone hung like a button would say. Take a look at this beast...

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 01:30 PM (CsUN+)

443 Shut up and make me a sandwich you nasty hooker.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at May 10, 2024 01:31 PM (ytSiK)

444 Dang, more rain. I think I just saw an ark float by.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 01:31 PM (CsUN+)

445 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)

Yay! Hope it wasn't with the Suffs theater production though...

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 01:31 PM (K+UlC)

446 Virginia school board votes to restore confederate names to schools that were hastily changed during the 2020 BLM riots
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Which school board?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:31 PM (9yWhg)

447 Virginia school board votes to restore confederate names to schools that were hastily changed during the 2020 BLM riots
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

Which school board?]/i]

Yeah, I'd like to know as well.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

448

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

449 >>> 428 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:27 PM (j+vrQ)

Congratulations!

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 10, 2024 01:32 PM (llON8)

450 Hey, signed my offer letter this morning. I am officially employed.
Posted by: Puddinhead

CONGRATS!

Posted by: The IRS at May 10, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

451 401 Real American suffragettes were mostly Republicans, just like abolitionists and civil rights activists. This musical is trying to make people believe Democrats did everything.
Posted by: Suburbanbanshee
____

The parties switched!
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (gakDF)

We do have to own up to the Temperance movement.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (rj6Yv)

452 ok, fair is fair, i listened to about 20 seconds of 'suffs' on youtoob.

it sounds like those disney cartoon music tracks.

'do you want to blowjob?' from 'south park' was just as good ...
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2024 01:29 PM (B1FKF)
++++
Matt Stone and Trey Parker actually *do* understand musicals and how to make them, and are quite good at it. They have made several. It's funny, but in terms of structure, it's also very well done. They know what they're doing.

This is actually akin to saying, "I looked at the kid's art. It's really no better than {famous artist}." If it's actually as good (in terms of narrative structure, music structure, recapitulation, theme, etc.) as something done by those two, it might actually be good if not for its activism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (d04cU)

453 I honestly thought this was a joke.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (bS+DD)

454 Which school board?

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https://shorturl.at/nrvxY

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (L/fGl)

455 People say I owe my political career to Bill. BS, I say. Bill didn’t even think to start eliminating our witnesses. I had to come up with that, along with how to deal with the bodies. Would Bill have thought to “suicide” all these people? No, of course not!

Without me, Bill would be an ex-governor still living in Arkansas. Have I been under appreciated? You bet! Oppressed? Damn skippy! Pass me that bottle, you!

Posted by: *hic* Hillary at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (jO4mz)

456

Which school board?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:31 PM (9yWhg)

The fundamentally racist one, duh......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

457 452 Matt Stone and Trey Parker actually *do* understand musicals and how to make them, and are quite good at it. They have made several. It's funny, but in terms of structure, it's also very well done. They know what they're doing.

This is actually akin to saying, "I looked at the kid's art. It's really no better than {famous artist}." If it's actually as good (in terms of narrative structure, music structure, recapitulation, theme, etc.) as something done by those two, it might actually be good if not for its activism.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (d04cU)

=======

They got praise from some prominent Broadway writer for the South Park movie. They responded with, "Thanks, you've made some good stuff too." They were so flattered that they had no idea how to respond with genuine emotion, they said.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 10, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

458 Matt Stone and Trey Parker actually *do* understand musicals and how to make them, and are quite good at it.
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One of them was a music major, so he actually understands theory and all that.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 01:34 PM (Be/+i)

459 There was a lawsuit over it, and the stated reason for her getting out of the car was that she was car sick.

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Dang.

That somehow manages to make it even worse.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 01:34 PM (1IRF+)

460 How soon before the mooch has her own Broadway play?

Posted by: Montec at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (tpjlM)

461 "Suffs -- a nearly three-hour musical about the rise of the suffragette movement, featuring a cast comprised entirely of women and gender 'non-binary' performers..."

Dear God... talk about hell on Earth. Not even the soyest of soy bois would endure such hardship for a chance at some taint.

Posted by: red speck at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (0Id0S)

462 People say I owe my political career to Bill. BS, I say. Bill didn’t even think to start eliminating our witnesses. I had to come up with that, along with how to deal with the bodies. Would Bill have thought to “suicide” all these people? No, of course not!

Without me, Bill would be an ex-governor still living in Arkansas. ...
Posted by: *hic* Hillary at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (jO4mz)
++++
Up this point, this is largely true. Hillary is the ambitious, ruthless, clear-eyed killer in that combine. Bill has the charisma and political skill.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (d04cU)

463 455 People say I owe my political career to Bill. BS, I say. Bill didn’t even think to start eliminating our witnesses. I had to come up with that, along with how to deal with the bodies. Would Bill have thought to “suicide” all these people? No, of course not!

Without me, Bill would be an ex-governor still living in Arkansas. Have I been under appreciated? You bet! Oppressed? Damn skippy! Pass me that bottle, you!
Posted by: *hic* Hillary
______

^^^^The musical Hillary should have done.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (gakDF)

464 Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 10, 2024 01:33 PM (bS+DD)

Hey, Bluebell. I have a question about the MoMe. Can I ask it here, or is there a dedicated e-mail address I can use?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (9yWhg)

465 Any chance Forts Hood and Bragg will be restored? How about the Redskins?

Posted by: Puddinhead at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (j+vrQ)

466 Which school board?

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https://shorturl.at/nrvxY

Shenandoah? Knock me over with a feather. I expected it to be Fairfax or Loudon.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (CsUN+)

467 Hey, Bluebell. I have a question about the MoMe. Can I ask it here, or is there a dedicated e-mail address I can use?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (9yWhg)

See link on main page, left pane.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (Zz0t1)

468 "Do the show in prisons"

Ha

Posted by: Disgusted at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (Z8Yh2)

469 Officials say a powerful solar storm will hit Earth on Friday and its arrival could cause infrastructure problems.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) issued an alert Thursday for a Severe (G4) Geomagnetic Solar Storm Watch after approximately five “earth-directed coronal mass ejections” (CMEs) were seen and expected to reach Earth, Insider Paper reported.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

470 How soon before the mooch has her own Broadway play?
Posted by: Montec

The Salami Chronicles

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (R4t5M)

471 Hey, Bluebell. I have a question about the MoMe. Can I ask it here, or is there a dedicated e-mail address I can use?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (9yWhg)
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You can write to me at NoVaMoMe at proton dot me

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (bS+DD)

472 phone rings, old man answers.
hello? this is bill clinton.
oh, mr clinton, this is thomas from the funeral home, we are so sorry about your loss.
well, thank you, what can i do for you?
well, our instructions just aren't clear, did you want mrs clinton buried or cremated?
oh, i see. well, don't take any chances. do both

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 10, 2024 01:37 PM (B1FKF)

473 Dear God... talk about hell on Earth. Not even the soyest of soy bois would endure such hardship for a chance at some taint.
Posted by: red speck at May 10, 2024 01:35 PM (0Id0S)

Jesus wept...

Posted by: Boswell at May 10, 2024 01:37 PM (K+UlC)

474 How soon before the mooch has her own Broadway play?
Posted by: Montec

I thought the movie was called "Sausagefest."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

475 Hillary is a wiz when it comes to stock market picks.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 01:37 PM (rj6Yv)

476 @Simply4Truth_
"I knew these [covid] vaccines were not going to protect against infection, and I think we overplayed the vaccines."

-Dr. Deborah Birx

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Make Seppuku Great Again!

I volunteer to be your second ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 01:38 PM (3StC9)

477 How soon before the mooch has her own Broadway play?

It'll be called Tucks.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 01:38 PM (CsUN+)

478 Hillary is a wiz when it comes to stock market picks.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 01:37 PM (rj6Yv)

*Nancy Pelosi has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:38 PM (Zz0t1)

479 There are so many great pictures of Michelle Keegan if you are into that sort of thing. She's a stunner.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 01:38 PM (OCZ4p)

480 Hillary is a wiz when it comes to stock market picks.

Posted by: mrp at May 10, 2024 01:37 PM (rj6Yv)

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Cows have inside info about cattle futures.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 01:39 PM (3StC9)

481 Hank Greenberg and Sandy Koufax enter the chat.

Mauri Rose won Indianapolis three times, and was chief engineer of the original Corvette.

I always wonder where this undercurrent of shit comes from.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 01:39 PM (zdLoL)

482 a 7-sigma miss
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:16 PM (RHGPo)
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*7?!*

That's not a "miss," that's a collapse.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 01:23 PM (d04cU)
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Is anyone jumping out of office buildings yet?
How about thrown out?
Run over?
Food poisoning?
Anything will be fine.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 10, 2024 01:39 PM (W/lyH)

483 Never stop pandering, Hillary.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 10, 2024 01:39 PM (5vxvF)

484 To be clear, I don't think we need to name schools after Confederate generals. The reasoning offered by the Shenandoah SB was that the switch was made without proper procedure and public hearings, which I find completely plausible.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 10, 2024 01:39 PM (CsUN+)

485 There was a lawsuit over it, and the stated reason for her getting out of the car was that she was car sick.

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Dang.

That somehow manages to make it even worse.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 01:34 PM (1IRF+)

Does that ring true to you? As a kid, I would get carsick, and it was a combination of the drone of the tires, stuffy air, and boredom. Riding slowly through a wildlife park looking at lions and tigers and bears, oh my! No way.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (8zz6B)

486 Speaking of musicals, Mrs. Wrecks was annoyed with me last night for thinking this was funny. (59 seconds, NSFW because of language)

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=6uLYs5tB0Is

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (L/fGl)

487 Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (bS+DD)

OK. Just sent it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (9yWhg)

488 * rakes jail cell bars with a tin cup *

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (IG4Id)

489 To be clear, I don't think we need to name schools after Confederate generals.
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Not even States Rights Gist?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (Be/+i)

490 I always wonder where this undercurrent of shit comes from.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 01:39 PM (zdLoL)

Nice. I've been calling the Corvette that for decades.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

491 Fweedom -> NOOD

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (IG4Id)

492 >>> 469 Officials say a powerful solar storm will hit Earth on Friday and its arrival could cause infrastructure problems.

The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) issued an alert Thursday for a Severe (G4) Geomagnetic Solar Storm Watch after approximately five "earth-directed coronal mass ejections" (CMEs) were seen and expected to reach Earth, Insider Paper reported.
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

Sorry!

I knew I shouldn't have gone to Taco Bell.

Posted by: The Sun at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (llON8)

493 I bet the farm that "Suffs" would be a hit.

I lost my farm. It was my father's farm

Posted by: eleven at May 10, 2024 01:40 PM (fV+MH)

494 How soon before the mooch has her own Broadway play?

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"Lawrence Taylor Couldn't Hold My Jockstrap"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 10, 2024 01:41 PM (3StC9)

495 The National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA) issued an alert Thursday for a Severe (G4) Geomagnetic Solar Storm Watch after approximately five “earth-directed coronal mass ejections” (CMEs) were seen and expected to reach Earth, Insider Paper reported.
Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 01:36 PM (RHGPo)

Brrrraaapp! (snickers)

Posted by: Old Sol at May 10, 2024 01:42 PM (8zz6B)

496 Eleven shows, including Suffs, opened on Broadway the week before the Apr 25th cutoff for Tony eligibility.

https://tinyurl.com/3hnw95je

So, renting one of the Broadway theaters for a week seems to be a thing.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2024 01:46 PM (KfN19)

497 Bill Clinton likes fellatio not libretto

Posted by: Lex at May 10, 2024 02:06 PM (fMN7A)

498 Yeah you can't expect a Sponge to drive one of them Jew Corvettes. Smart military horde, wallowing in its pigsty.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 02:14 PM (zdLoL)

499 Hope the Hildabeast invested bigtime in this woke, lesbian flop.

Posted by: Fred at May 10, 2024 02:24 PM (bXvrr)

500 I was thinking 'Snizz' needs to be the follow up

Y'all didn't disappoint

Posted by: Blanco at May 10, 2024 02:36 PM (sW/8y)

501 Shaina Taub, eh? Mazel tov

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach George Orwell at May 10, 2024 02:52 PM (ydoMZ)

502 Ignore her.

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Next step: let's ban booze!

Put it in the Constitution!

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