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The Morning Report — 5/10/24

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Good morning, kids. I suppose the theme of today's editorial is "If you can't dazzle 'em with facts, razzle 'em with bullshit." Meh, this has been politics since time immemorial. Yet with everything coming out of the putrid pie-holes of those who fancy themselves as our betters, it's just in your face.

One of the first instances of modern-era Orwellian Newspeak mashed up with Goebbels' "Big Lie" emanated from none other than the rancid, repulsive sewer of Malig-Nancy Pelosi way back in 2010:

Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday.

Talking to reporters, the House speaker was defending a jobless benefits extension against those who say it gives recipients little incentive to work. By her reasoning, those checks are helping give somebody a job.

"It injects demand into the economy," Pelosi said, arguing that when families have money to spend it keeps the economy churning. "It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."

If you listen closely enough, you could even hear the faint laughter of John Maynard Keynes coming from the Infernal Reaches. Yet, because of an educational system that has utterly failed except in creating a mass of illiterate dupes glued to their smart-phone screens waiting for the next proclamation either from Beijing, Kalorama or Bir Zeit University, here we are 13 years later and you have this:

A letter from 19 Democrat Senators in late March, including Catherine Cortez Masto (D-NV), John Fetterman (D-PA), and Tammy Duckworth (D-WI), urged the Democrat incumbent to push for amnesty for illegal immigrants earlier this year, but the party appears to be split over how to handle the crucial election year issue.

“Deporting all such individuals — as former President Donald Trump has threatened to do if reelected — would devastate the American economy and destroy American families,” the Democrats claim before going on to add, “streamlining pathways for undocumented immigrants with no criminal history and deep ties to the United States to obtain parole or a lawful immigration status would provide stability to their families, require them to pay taxes, and to check in with the U.S. government regularly.”

Et tu, Lumpy? Here I was singing your praises as the unlikeliest voices of reason vis a vis Israel as well as your previous stand on the border insanity. That aside, the salient point is the madness that illegal aliens who, when you completely ignore the mythological 11 million figure (upwards of 8 million have arrived since Biden was taken out of the vegetable crisper in 2021) that even back when Reagan was duped into giving amnesty to a million in exchange for border/immigration security back in 1986, comprise perhaps as much as 10% of our population are a boon to our economy is now accepted as the emmes truth by Leftists and an alarming number of so-called independents and moderates. As for RINOs, they love illegal aliens because they constitute slave laborers right here on our own soil – including an alarming percentage of children.

Deporting as many illegals as possible, perhaps the reinstitution of Operation: Wetback on a permanent basis would be a gigantic step in improving our economy, national security and nearly destroyed national unity and culture in immeasurably positive ways. Of course, the reinstitution of sane economic and regulatory policies that take government the hell out of the way of businesses, especially small businesses, from growing and flourishing will be the rising tide that lifts all boats, especially citizens at or near the poverty line in obtaining jobs or going into business for themselves. That also requires a complete reorientation of our "educational" system and culture away from sloth, envy, perversion and entitlement mentalities back towards inculcating and incentivizing personal responsibility, ethics, morality and ambition.

From those two examples of insanity, we go to one of the deepest and darkest snake pits of deception and deviltry, Foggy Bottom:

State Department spokesman Matthew Miller said that an Israeli military campaign in Rafah would “actually weaken … Israel’s security.” He also said that the U.S. had presented Israel with “a full range of policy choices” that would achieve the same goal of dismantling Hamas without entering Rafah, but did not explain what those choices were.

Asked whether [Celeriac-in-Chief] Joe Biden’s announcement that the U.S. was withholding weapons from Israel would undermine Israel’s leverage in hostage negotiations, Miller said that “hasn’t been our assessment” of the talks. . .

[Spokes-anus John Kirby's] logic appeared to be that if more "Palestinian" civilians died, Hamas would have less incentive to release Israeli hostages — whether out of anger at civilian casualties, or because of Hamas’s desire to cause more civilian casualties, Kirby did not make clear. The White House has not said what an alternative to attacking Hamas in Rafah would be.

They were no doubt thinking that every Jew in Israel and on planet Earth should stick themselves in an oven and turn on the gas. Except with Biden's ban on gas stoves, the best the Jews could do is slowly broil themselves to death. Aside from that, every other assertion is based on bald-faced lies about the situation on the ground, who is responsible and the fiction of what the outcomes would be based on those falsehoods.

So, if Israel wipes out the last remaining vestiges of a barbaric death cult in their midst that has vowed to kill every Jew in the world, that makes Israel less safe? I guess I'm just too damned stupid to understand the brilliance of this brainwave.

Interestingly enough, both the border and the situation in Israel (as well as the utter horseshit about how great our economy is!) have put these assholes in a bind because no one with even half an RFK JR. brain worm is buying the bullshit. And it's forcing Democrats to both double down on their policies while simultaneously attempting to pull back from them before November, which fraud notwithstanding could wipe them out with a Trump return as well as losing the Senate and House.

Not that that matters with the likes of Mike Johnson or McYertle's likely replacement Jon Thune. Both of them will do all in their power to sabotage Trump's legislative agenda in reversing course. Ditto the Deep State and all of the bureaucracies that will covertly or even overtly commit rank insubordination to a Trump administration.

So when the old "razzle-dazzle" doesn't work, just lie and then blame us ungrateful, unwashed rubes – the intended receivers of elitists' wisdom – for not swallowing it, then accuse them of being too stupid to understand and appreciate it, and when all else fails, whip out the race and literally Hitler cards.

Death to Hamas. Death to globalism.

And have a good weekend.

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1 First

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (ju2Fy)

2 St

Posted by: A dude in MI at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (/6GbT)

3 Nooded.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2024 07:43 AM (ju2Fy)

4 Morning again, 'rons and 'ettes.

Posted by: olddog in mo at May 10, 2024 07:44 AM (ju2Fy)

5 Yonder Horde

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 07:44 AM (Q4IgG)

6 Happy Fricking Friday

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:44 AM (ENQN6)

7 Thank you, JJ!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2024 07:45 AM (tQtDb)

8 I'm going to get a comment in before the CME hits and destroys the Internet. It's been nice knowing ya!

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:45 AM (vFG9F)

9 Talking to reporters, the House speaker was defending a jobless benefits extension against those who say it gives recipients little incentive to work. By her reasoning, those checks are helping give somebody a job.
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Some government flunkies somewhere have to process all that paperwork.

See? Jobs created!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 07:46 AM (7fElN)

10 "It injects demand into the economy," Pelosi said, arguing that when families have money to spend it keeps the economy churning. "It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."

Broken Windows Theory never ever has or will work.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:46 AM (ENQN6)

11 Hope you have a good weekend, too, JJ !

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 10, 2024 07:47 AM (tQtDb)

12 ♫ How much is that elephant in the window ♪

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 07:48 AM (/7KEl)

13 “Deporting all such individuals — as former President Donald Trump has threatened to do if reelected — would devastate the American economy and destroy American families,”

American families are not here illegally unless you change the definition of "American families".

Posted by: fd at May 10, 2024 07:48 AM (vFG9F)

14
g'mornin' again, 'rons

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2024 07:48 AM (bEb2S)

15 Good morning again dear morons and a prayer for your food health JJ

It makes more sense if you just presume everything John Kirby utters is a lie.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2024 07:48 AM (+87un)

16 2nd Street, A dude in MI? This Moron Avenue.

Go two blocks over and turn left at the lights.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 07:49 AM (ZdexC)

17
If this Coronal Mass Ejection delivers, before going to bed tonight set your clock back to 1869.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:49 AM (RKVpM)

18 JJ, Adolf came up with the Big Lie. Goebbles was his KJP.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 07:50 AM (Or35E)

19 Meh food health is good health

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2024 07:50 AM (+87un)

20 “streamlining pathways for undocumented immigrants with no criminal history

This person(s) does not exist.
My guess is within a month in the US this person(s) will have committed close to 10 crimes. These include but are not limited to: Illegal entry, illegal stay, perjury, lying to a federal officer, Medicaid fraud, unemployment fraud, welfare fraud, and identity theft.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:50 AM (ENQN6)

21 American families are not here illegally unless you change the definition of "American families".
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He means American families losing their nannies and groundskeepers and then having to do stuff for themselves.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 07:51 AM (ZdexC)

22 Yes; I think Rabbi Fischer is correct. Colleges should cease to admit foreign students for several years , but of course they won't. The money Muslim nations, for instance give to schools, for instance, is huge. I also think any foreign student burning an American flag and shouting "Death to America" should be expelled and deported. There are also American students doing this as well. I expect the schools NOT having protests have a lower number of Muslim students and most of the students are at STEM heavy schools.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 07:51 AM (XkYcA)

23 18 JJ, Adolf came up with the Big Lie. Goebbles was his KJP.
Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 07:50 AM (Or35E)


You're splitting "herr."


Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2024 07:51 AM (x0n13)

24
Johnson was a true legend, spending his entire 16-year career with only one team: the 49ers. The NFL Hall of Fame noted highlights of Johnson’s career on and off the field, including that San Francisco retired Johnson’s jersey in 1977, the year following his playing career. Playing in 213 regular-season games throughout his career, Johnson established himself as one the most formidable man-to-man defenders in NFL history.

NFL Legend Jimmy Johnson Dead at 86


another grim milestone for the biden administration

Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2024 07:51 AM (bEb2S)

25 mornin horde, thank f it's friday

time for some covfefe & content

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 10, 2024 07:52 AM (nXhwP)

26 Good morning.
What happened to the pop-up ads at the bottom of the webpage? They seem to have disappeared.

I was just getting used to it.

Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2024 07:53 AM (Oy/m2)

27 It was all the way back in 2004 that the Department of Education released a report finding that, between kindergarten and 12th grade, 9.6% of students nationwide were subjected to sexual misconduct by a school employee.

These could easily be over 1 MILLION crimes against children.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 07:53 AM (ENQN6)

28 Colleges should cease to admit foreign students for several years , but of course they won't. The money Muslim nations, for instance give to schools, for instance, is huge.
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Chart here:
https://tinyurl.com/yxmj5svu

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 07:53 AM (ZdexC)

29 Todays WSJ remembers a great moment in Oregon Highway Department planning

https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 07:55 AM (MSY2A)

30 Nancy Pelosi learned economics apparently at the same place as Jared Bernstein (ONT reference)…. And they can both babble incoherently just like mushbrains in chief. I think I’m seeing a pattern

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 10, 2024 07:56 AM (xT8gx)

31 Good morning JJ and horde
TGIF

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 07:56 AM (bRWyy)

32 No one in the Middle East likes the Arabs in Gaza

Unless they can be used as pawns.

Those in Gaza are true SCUDs.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 10, 2024 07:56 AM (HUco/)

33
NFL Legend Jimmy Johnson Dead at 86

He was well loved and respected by Philadelphia sports fans who would often shower him with D cell batteries from the 700 level of Veterans Stadium.

No 'AA' or 'AAA' batteries, or even 'C'. Nothing but the best for Jimmy.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 07:56 AM (RKVpM)

34 "Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday."

That story is like 15 years old. Although I have no doubt the Dems are still trying to extend their benefits.

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2024 07:58 AM (JojsZ)

35 Send the home NOW:
A group of migrants are refusing to leave an encampment in Denver until the city meets a list of 13 demands.
1. The migrants should be allowed to "cook their own food with fresh, culturally appropriate ingredients," including rice, chicken, flour, tomatoes and onions, instead of being served premade meals. They also want to ensure people are not punished for bringing and eating food from outside the shelters.
2. Have access to showers at all times and without time limits.
3. Visits by medical professionals will occur on a regular basis, with referrals for specialty care made as needed.
4. The group will receive the same housing support offered to others, and city officials will not "kick people out in 30 days without something stable established."

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 07:59 AM (cCVOS)

36 Reading the J6 letter breaks my heart. To think this could be happening in America....

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 07:59 AM (MSY2A)

37 34 "Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday."

That story is like 15 years old. Although I have no doubt the Dems are still trying to extend their benefits.
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2024 07:58 AM (JojsZ)

I said it was from 2010.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2024 07:59 AM (x0n13)

38 Posted by: AltonJackson at May 10, 2024 07:51 AM (bEb2S)

Jimmy Johnson played in the NFL when they actually played football (not the 7 on 7 passing drills we see nowadays)

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 10, 2024 08:00 AM (xT8gx)

39 I said it was from 2010.
Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2024 07:59 AM (x0n13

That's like ancient history.

Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2024 08:01 AM (Oy/m2)

40 5. A "clear" and "just" process for removing someone, including verbal, written and final warnings.
6. Employment support, including work permit applications for those who qualify.
7. Free consultations with an immigration lawyer, as well as ongoing legal support provided by the city through immigration clinics and transportation to court.
8. Privacy for families in the shelter.
9. No verbal, physical or mental abuse by shelter staff and no 24/7 monitoring by law enforcement.
10. Transportation for children to and from school.
11. No separation of families, regardless of whether those families have children.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:01 AM (cCVOS)

41 12. A meeting with the mayor and those involved in running the city's program to support migrants "to discuss further improvements."
13. All shelter residents will be provided with a document signed by a city official in English and Spanish and containing the list of demands and a number to call to report violations.


Un-farkin-believable.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:02 AM (cCVOS)

42 Campus unrest and anti semitism causing high school students to look at other options than the Ivy league. Gee! What a surprise-NOT.

https://tinyurl.com/bde9uvph

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:03 AM (XkYcA)

43 Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:01 AM (cCVOS)

I don't see a demand for free beer.

Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2024 08:04 AM (Oy/m2)

44 The All-African People’s Revolutionary Party?

Pish.

The People's Revolutionary Party of Africa!

Posted by: Monty Python at May 10, 2024 08:06 AM (dg+HA)

45 Those demands are made by immigration advocates paid by your tax dollars.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 10, 2024 08:06 AM (+87un)

46 Not where I can see if this is in the links, but I just heard on the radio that 200 rioters at the Mexican border had their Riot charges dismissed. Trying to tear down razor wire assaulting officers you know just the normal insurrection stuff. Charges dismissed. Not even Americans

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 08:06 AM (6Xiih)

47 As usual, we're trying to have a victory dance in blood based on one paragraph of a corporate report. Overall, InBev's cap value and stock prices haven't been hurt a bit by Bud Lite. The big picture seems to bear out the conspiracist view that (1) the big company does not see the future to be in beer, and (2) Lite was an experiment in placing [and re-placing] a single product line within their catalogue.

'We' have hurt the hell out of one Bud Lite label. Nobody has laid a glove on InBev yet. I suspect doing that would require more gumption than we have on call.

But keep calling it piss. That's sure to win people over.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 08:06 AM (zdLoL)

48 Wisconsin’s Tammy Baldwin, Montana’s Jon Tester, Ohio’s Sherrod Brown, and Nevada’s Jacky Rosen. Michigan Rep. Elissa Slotkin.

Named and shamed!

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 08:07 AM (ENQN6)

49 You have to watch Nancy Pelosi say these things to really get the full impact: she's up there slinging this BS like she's some sort of master communicator, like she's got us all wrapped around her finger awaiting more of her powerful genius. The eyes are stretched open beyond what the botox should allow, the head is bobbing in exaggerated sincerity, while she speaks slowly as if her audience were kindergarteners.

She's not just dumb, she's an arrogant, terrible liar who believe we are dumb.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:08 AM (cCVOS)

50 >Johnson was a true legend, spending his entire 16-year career with only one team: the 49ers. The NFL Hall of Fame noted highlights of Johnson’s career on and off the field, including that San Francisco retired Johnson’s jersey in 1977, the year following his playing career. Playing in 213 regular-season games throughout his career, Johnson established himself as one the most formidable man-to-man defenders in NFL history.

NFL Legend Jimmy Johnson Dead at 86.


Jimmy Johnson's brother Refer won a gold medal in the decathalon at the 1960 Olympics.

Posted by: mr tmz at May 10, 2024 08:08 AM (rJ48h)

51 Fen, the Ivies DGAF. More foreign born the better to them.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:08 AM (Or35E)

52 Anyone else notice how pushy these "new comers" have gotten all of a sudden?

I mean, for two years they flooded into the country and you heard nothing about them after they crossed the border. But for about half a year now they've been demanding all sorts of stuff; better food, better accommodations, more money, etc.

The ironic thing about this is that it's probably a NGO we're funding that's behind it and not some shady Chinese or Russian campaign.

Lastly, I noticed the Democrats want to give them representation in FedGov as well. I want this to happen. They will no doubt begin the process of removing the current crop of politicians that voted to give them this power.

The rest of us were screwed either way...

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 08:09 AM (Q4IgG)

53 >>Those demands are made by immigration advocates paid by your tax dollars.


Yes.
And they want to be paid by the city to provide the services demanded.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:10 AM (cCVOS)

54 Good morning, kids. I suppose the theme of today's editorial is "If you can't dazzle 'em with facts, razzle 'em with bullshit." Meh, this has been politics since time immemorial. Yet with everything coming out of the putrid pie-holes of those who fancy themselves as our betters, it's just in your face.
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Yeah, but the bullshit also used to be a show, at least some of the time. It was highly-produced, slick, believable bullshit.

Now it's just a tin cup full of cow diarrhea and they tell you to use your imagination.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:10 AM (d04cU)

55 1. The migrants should be allowed to "cook their own food with fresh, culturally appropriate ingredients," including rice, chicken, flour, tomatoes and onions, instead of being served premade meals. They also want to ensure people are not punished for bringing and eating food from outside the shelters.
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Not defending them but in Boston they were giving them spaghetti and meatball and hotdog dinners that the city was paying $21 each for [undoubtedly with Dem city corruption involved] so having them pay for food directly themselves out of the EBT-card equivalents they're already given might save some money. [And NO "here's an extra $250 per card as food allowance" crap -- they pay out of the existing cards' amounts.]

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 08:11 AM (ZdexC)

56 Talking to reporters, the House speaker was defending a jobless benefits extension against those who say it gives recipients little incentive to work. By her reasoning, those checks are helping give somebody a job.

"It injects demand into the economy," Pelosi said, arguing that when families have money to spend it keeps the economy churning. "It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."

++++
Not even Keynes would agree with this bullshit. It isn't even a Keynesian argument, even though it looks like one. In order for this position to even be theoretically true (and it doesn't work that way in reality, of course, but whatever), you have to pay those "unemployment benefits" with money. Real money. Not credit.

Injecting debt directly into the economy with no production to back it up (current or past production) just injects inflation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (d04cU)

57 Good morning, J.J.
Good morning, horde.

Posted by: Inogame at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (53oGX)

58
The Philly cops aren't taking any shit at the University of Pennsylvania today and are tearing down the tents and arresting students.

Maybe Wyatt will give an update today. Kensington story should be good, too.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (RKVpM)

59 >>It was all the way back in 2004 that the Department of Education released a report finding that, between kindergarten and 12th grade, 9.6% of students nationwide were subjected to sexual misconduct by a school employee.


And now they are openly grooming them with drag shows, books discussing and depicting all sorts of sex acts.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (cCVOS)

60 "The radical leftists in Scotland — and elsewhere — would want nothing more than to deny conservative, Bible-believing Christians a seat at the political table.

Scottish Leftists Disparage a Rising Political Star Because of Her Christian Faith


And this in the land of John Knox.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 10, 2024 08:13 AM (SfhV1)

61 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:13 AM (Zz0t1)

62 Today is National Shrimp Day! 🍤

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:14 AM (NpAcC)

63 29 Todays WSJ remembers a great moment in Oregon Highway Department planning

https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 07:55 AM (MSY2A)

Cetacea Explodus Maximus

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 08:14 AM (ENQN6)

64 Maynard G. Krebs > John Maynard Keynes

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:14 AM (Zz0t1)

65 >>Not defending them but in Boston they were giving them spaghetti and meatball and hotdog dinners that the city was paying $21 each for [undoubtedly with Dem city corruption involved] so having them pay for food directly themselves out of the EBT-card equivalents they're already given might save some money. [And NO "here's an extra $250 per card as food allowance" crap -- they pay out of the existing cards' amounts.]


Why are we feeding them in the first place?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:14 AM (cCVOS)

66 Wisconsin’s Tammy Baldwin


Wisconsin's Lesbian-D

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 10, 2024 08:15 AM (SfhV1)

67 “Deporting all such individuals — as former President Donald Trump has threatened to do if reelected — would devastate the American economy and destroy American families,” the Democrats claim before going on to add, “streamlining pathways for undocumented immigrants with no criminal history and deep ties to the United States to obtain parole or a lawful immigration status would provide stability to their families, require them to pay taxes, and to check in with the U.S. government regularly.”
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How boring. This is the same crap they've been spewing for years.

First, there are no illegal aliens - none, whatsoever, full damn stop - without a criminal history. Their presence in this country began their criminal histories. Second, this will not destroy a single American family. These people are not Americans. If one of them married a citizen and had children, those children may remain here with the citizen parent. If they had anchor babies, they may repatriate with their children, or leave the children behind in and orphanage.

I am tired of being held hostage by heartstrings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:15 AM (d04cU)

68 The Philly cops aren't taking any shit at the University of Pennsylvania today and are tearing down the tents and arresting students.

Maybe Wyatt will give an update today. Kensington story should be good, too.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (RKVpM)
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If classes are over and commencement is this weekend (like it is where I work), then they probably want to get those camps dismantled before parents and grandparents arrive to see their children walk across the stage. They have enough bad publicity as it is. The school administrators do NOT need a lawsuit because visitors were injured by anarchists on their property.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 08:16 AM (7fElN)

69 If the Democrats propose an amnesty bill, do you think the House Republicans would not pass it?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 10, 2024 08:16 AM (6Xiih)

70 It's being reported that Karen McDougal will not testify in the Trump trial and that Michael Cohen will be testifying on Monday.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:16 AM (NpAcC)

71 If John Knox showed up at Princeton they would call in a SWAT team.

Posted by: Pudinhead at May 10, 2024 08:16 AM (j+vrQ)

72 Spokes-anus John Kirby's] logic appeared to be that if more "Palestinian" civilians died, Hamas would have less incentive to release Israeli hostages — whether out of anger at civilian casualties, or because of Hamas’s desire to cause more civilian casualties, Kirby did not make clear. The White House has not said what an alternative to attacking Hamas in Rafah would be.
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LOL. They know. We know. Even the morons in the press know. The alternative is surrender so Hamas can regroup and do it again in a few years - in a few years when the US is even weaker and Israel is probably under even more pressure.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:16 AM (d04cU)

73 "She's not just dumb, she's an arrogant, terrible liar who believe we are dumb.
Posted by: Lizzy"


Well, she was talking to reporters and the message was meant for the Dem base who are all pretty much like dumb children.

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2024 08:17 AM (JojsZ)

74 Today is National Shrimp Day! 🍤
Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:14 AM (NpAcC)
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That means nothing without grits!

(NOTE: National Grits Day is April 14)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 08:17 AM (7fElN)

75 Not that that matters with the likes of Mike Johnson or McYertle's likely replacement Jon Thune. Both of them will do all in their power to sabotage Trump's legislative agenda in reversing course. Ditto the Deep State and all of the bureaucracies that will covertly or even overtly commit rank insubordination to a Trump administration.
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Yup. Washington is broken beyond fixing.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:17 AM (d04cU)

76
I am tired of being held hostage by heartstrings.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:15 AM


But people are living 'in the shadows' !!!

-- AWFL Karen's yet to be raped or robbed or otherwise molested.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 08:18 AM (RKVpM)

77 >It's being reported that Karen McDougal will not testify in the Trump trial
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man, was she hot

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:18 AM (/7KEl)

78 So when the old "razzle-dazzle" doesn't work, just lie and then blame us ungrateful, unwashed rubes – the intended receivers of elitists' wisdom – for not swallowing it, then accuse them of being too stupid to understand and appreciate it, and when all else fails, whip out the race and literally Hitler cards.
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They need a new song. This one's pretty boring.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:18 AM (d04cU)

79 Today is National Shrimp Day! "

Posted by: Robert Reiiiich at May 10, 2024 08:19 AM (vFG9F)

80 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 08:19 AM (9yWhg)

81 Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 10, 2024 08:16 AM (7fElN)

Graduation at my son's school is this weekend. On the other hand, Princeton University does not have its graduation until May 28th.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:19 AM (XkYcA)

82 Scottish Leftists Disparage a Rising Political Star Because of Her Christian Faith


And this in the land of John Knox.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 10, 2024 08:13 AM (SfhV1)

As far as I can tell from just casual observation, Scotland is gone. Political and cultural suicide in slow motion

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 10, 2024 08:20 AM (xT8gx)

83 Mornin’, All. Happy Friday.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 08:19 AM (9yWhg)
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I'll drink to that! Later. It's a bit early for me.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:20 AM (d04cU)

84 Tammy Baldwin is up for re-election. Her campaign ad tells the story of her drug-addicted mother.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 10, 2024 08:20 AM (SfhV1)

85 Keynes pffft. Pelosi discovered the revolutionary economic theory of unemployment benefits stimulating job growth.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:20 AM (Or35E)

86 Forrest. Forrest Gump.

Posted by: Shrimp? at May 10, 2024 08:20 AM (dg+HA)

87 I am tired of being held hostage by heartstrings.
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We're certainly being plucked.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (ZdexC)

88 Scotland is gone. Political and cultural suicide in slow motion

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 10, 2024 08:20 AM (xT8gx)


Agreed.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (SfhV1)

89 >Tammy Baldwin is up for re-election. Her campaign ad tells the story of her drug-addicted mother.

Posted by: grammie winger
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why would that have anything to do with her fitness for office

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (/7KEl)

90 I wonder what happens.

Illegal aliens *demanding* anything from anyone is, of course, ridiculous. Personally, I'd send pump trucks to hose down that encampment, with cops on the ladders launching tear gas canisters, and sanitation workers bringing up the rear to roll up the encampment and toss the Aztecs' possessions in the city dump.

But this is Denver we're talking about. It's the most rabidly blue city there is. It wouldn't surprise me even slightly if the Mayor just sent eviction notices to everyone in Congress Park, Washington Park, and Cherry Creek, and forked over all those beautiful old homes to the newcomers.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (0FoWg)

91
Are there a lot of meals you can create with shrimp?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (RKVpM)

92 With all this talk of leftards "turning" on Democrats for this business with Israel and how "this is it", I fear the bigger more accurate picture is being missed.

The Left has EVERY intention of making it as impossible to speak out for Israel Jews as it is to speak out for men, for whites, for conservatives and for women who don't want to have balls in their face in locker rooms.

This genie is not going back I'm the toothpaste tube. Not for a hot second. You will fight for Palestine or you are a racist and will shut your fucking mouth. Interesting times are officially here.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 08:22 AM (OCZ4p)

93 we are SO plucked

the sky is glowing...

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:22 AM (/7KEl)

94 So, it turns out (after a 3rd resignation) that the Miss USA/Teen USA group was covering up sexual harassment claims...no idea if they are true, but that is why we've had a resignation cascade of the title holders (and now some of the female employees)...

Posted by: Nova Local at May 10, 2024 08:22 AM (exHjb)

95 Morning everyone, thx JJ. Girthy report.
That the State department is a mess is not surprising. I have a cousin who's been in the State department for 30+ years. We were at another cousins wedding in early 2000s. He was talking about his recent posting and I pointed out that given the mix of Muslim sects and Christians in that country if it blew apart it would be a horror show. He said absolutely not, the country was too cosmopolitan and smart. The country: Syria. No clue

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2024 08:22 AM (5S+sK)

96 Israel AND Jews

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 08:22 AM (OCZ4p)

97 Imma go to Mexico City and demand breakfast tacos.

Posted by: I'm hungry at May 10, 2024 08:22 AM (dg+HA)

98 why would that have anything to do with her fitness for office

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (/7KEl)


Same as her lesbian lifestyle does.

Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 10, 2024 08:22 AM (SfhV1)

99 Mike Evans of the Article III Project is an awesome, intelligent, man and will have a prominent position in the Trump Administration. Steve Bannon has him on the War Room frequently and he is plain-spoken and a patriot. Thanks for the article featuring him.

Posted by: Fight Back! at May 10, 2024 08:23 AM (V5BDR)

100 Colleges USA Must Stop Admitting Foreigners Students for Twenty-Two Years

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 08:23 AM (ENQN6)

101 Shrimp? It's the fruit of the sea!

Posted by: Bubba at May 10, 2024 08:24 AM (dg+HA)

102 Scotland is gone. Political and cultural suicide in slow motion

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 10, 2024 08:20 AM (xT8gx)


Agreed.
Posted by: grammie winger - cheesehead at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (SfhV1)

Happening here too as we speak.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:24 AM (Or35E)

103 But this is Denver we're talking about. It's the most rabidly blue city there is. It wouldn't surprise me even slightly if the Mayor just sent eviction notices to everyone in Congress Park, Washington Park, and Cherry Creek, and forked over all those beautiful old homes to the newcomers.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (0FoWg)
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Nah. Rich folk live there, especially around Washington Park who are super rich and very connected. Those are political allies and operators. No chance.

They'll seize Sun Valley and give that to the illegals, and probably annex (or send diplomats to threaten and cajole) parts of Lakewood and Sheridan for the purpose.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:24 AM (d04cU)

104 "the sky is glowing...
Posted by: Don Black "

The CME is here the CME is here! Yay!!

Posted by: Robert Reiiiich at May 10, 2024 08:24 AM (vFG9F)

105 1. Amnesty
2. Full welfare benefits
3. Voting. No wait ,that’s first.
- a democarp

Posted by: Eromero at May 10, 2024 08:24 AM (o2ZRX)

106 Are there a lot of meals you can create with shrimp?
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 08:21 AM (RKVpM)
*********
"Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That- that's about it."

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:25 AM (NpAcC)

107 "Anyway, like I was sayin', shrimp is the fruit of the sea. You can barbecue it, boil it, broil it, bake it, saute it. Dey's uh, shrimp-kabobs, shrimp creole, shrimp gumbo. Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There's pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich... That- that's about it."
Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:25 AM (NpAcC)
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Left off shrimp and grits and shrimp cocktail.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:26 AM (d04cU)

108 And shrimp scampi...

Posted by: Bubba at May 10, 2024 08:26 AM (dg+HA)

109 Don't forget it's Mother's Day on Sunday. 💐

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:26 AM (NpAcC)

110 Shrimp and grits- Momala

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:28 AM (Or35E)

111 Injecting debt directly into the economy with no production to back it up (current or past production) just injects inflation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (d04cU)
===================
Something Jared Bernstein failed to learn on his way to becoming the Junta Grand Poobah of Domestic Economic Policy

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 08:28 AM (3J0De)

112 shouldn't congress be on vacation about now ?? can't wait till they go home and stop damaging the country...

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 08:29 AM (V13WU)

113 Rafiki Morris of Black Alliance for Peace and the All-African People's Revolutionary Party

His Mom was a Lion King fan.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 08:29 AM (ENQN6)

114 The country: Syria. No clue.
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Even more moronic in that much-better Lebanon had already been torn apart by Islamo-terror well before 2000 when he said it wouldn't happen in future Syria.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 08:29 AM (ZdexC)

115 They'll seize Sun Valley and give that to the illegals, and probably annex (or send diplomats to threaten and cajole) parts of Lakewood and Sheridan for the purpose.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:24 AM (d04cU)

Maybe Lakewood and Sheridan. Sun Valley and Globeville have already been annexed for that bizarre I-70 expansion, and the legal Mexican-Americans in those neighborhoods were evicted from their homes, if you'll recall. They only want illegals.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 08:30 AM (0FoWg)

116 “Deporting all such individuals — as former President Donald Trump has threatened to do if reelected — would devastate the American economy and destroy American families,”


It's supposed to be illegal to hire illegals. How would deporting people that aren't supposed to be here and aren't supposed to be hirable destroy the American economy? And the only American family destruction is when the illegals come here and MURDER OUR CHILDREN, assholes.

Lying sacks of shit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

117 then there is this : "IDF encircles eastern Rafah, holds road splitting city in half Residents described almost constant explosions and gunfire east and northeast of the city, one saying western parts also unsafe amid tank fire"

seems like the US was aware of the op's timing and came out with a last ditch to save their pals...

Posted by: runner at May 10, 2024 08:30 AM (V13WU)

118 Something Jared Bernstein failed to learn on his way to becoming the Junta Grand Poobah of Domestic Economic Policy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 08:28 AM (3J0De)
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It's something everyone failed to learn. Dick "Deficits Don't Matter" Cheney certainly didn't. Ben "Liquidity Injection" Bernanke didn't learn it. George "Bush-Bucks" Bush didn't learn it.

They depended on magic instead. Magic worked, and worked for far longer than I thought it would. But magic is out of runway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:30 AM (d04cU)

119
David Horowitz
Biden Regime’s Department of Education Sues Columbia University
But not for what you’d expect.

Its civil rights investigation is not about the mistreatment of Jewish students, but of Palestinian students.
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I'm sorry, what about that is "not what I'd expect"???

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 08:30 AM (OCZ4p)

120 on't forget it's Mother's Day on Sunday. 💐

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:26 AM (NpAcC)




Oh, they won't let us, I assure you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:30 AM (Zz0t1)

121 TIME Warns Its Readers That Trump, Not Biden is a "Threat to Our Democracy"
====================
And the NYT warns its readers that Republicans, not Demofascists, are anti-Semitic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 08:31 AM (3J0De)

122 Another prominent never-Trumper Bret Stephens is whining about Biden’s betrayal of Israel. He still can’t bring himself to admit what a huge mistake he made voting for Biden. TDS is virulent and apparently incurable

Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 10, 2024 08:32 AM (xT8gx)

123 The Public School System is Covering Up a Massive Sex Abuse Scandal
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Always. They've always made even the priests look like celibates.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 08:32 AM (1bNHn)

124 It's also...
National Golf Day. ⛳️

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:32 AM (NpAcC)

125 Yeshiva University packed with transfer students says rabbi:

https://tinyurl.com/ms9cdwkn

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:32 AM (XkYcA)

126 "Trump will abandon our longtime allies to prop up evil regimes!!!"

Ahhhhh throw another one on the Projection Pyre.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 08:32 AM (OCZ4p)

127 >>Hillary Clinton‘s feminist Broadway production “Suffs” is struggling at the box office and failing to attract an audience, despite being praised and promoted by the mainstream media. “Suffs” is a musical about the rise of the suffragette movement. Clocking in at nearly three hours, the production features a cast comprised entirely of women and “non-binary” individuals.


How many people will pay to suffer through 3+ hours of feminist screeching?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:33 AM (cCVOS)

128 >>>Injecting debt directly into the economy with no production to back it up (current or past production) just injects inflation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (d04cU)
===================
Something Jared Bernstein failed to learn on his way to becoming the Junta Grand Poobah of Domestic Economic Policy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 08:28 AM (3J0De)

The clown doesn't even understand bonds.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:34 AM (Or35E)

129 “Deporting all such individuals — as former President Donald Trump has threatened to do if reelected — would devastate the American economy and destroy American families,”

I know that they are mouthing emotional trigger words, and they must throw in the "American" part because they want to naturally associate "such individuals" with "America".

But I wish someone would step up and ask them point-blank: "What do you mean by destroy?" as in giving an example or help us understand their Humpty Dumpty definition of "destroy" or "family". since the greatest demonstrable threat to American Families and the Economy are Democrats and the Communist Ideologies and Policies.

The economy is wrecked, and the Democrats are telling us it is everything but this massive invasion that is part of it. So tell us, Trump has been sitting out for four years, and the Democrats run the Executive, House and Senate - who is doing all the destroying?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 08:34 AM (4HcMG)

130 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning
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Whoop de doo.

That's like telling Pharaoh you've killed one locust.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 08:34 AM (1bNHn)

131 How many people will pay to suffer through 3+ hours of feminist screeching?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:33 AM (cCVOS)



Makes one remember the Red Dead Redemption game where you could drag the women who were protesting for suffrage off into the woods to be eaten by alligators.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:34 AM (Zz0t1)

132 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning


Queef Olbermann hardest hit.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:35 AM (Zz0t1)

133 “Suffs” is a musical about the rise of the suffragette movement. Clocking in at nearly three hours, the production features a cast comprised entirely of women and “non-binary” individuals.
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And it's produced by history's most unseemly old virago.

If you were trying to concoct something I'd enjoy less than this, you'd fail.

This is the kind of thing that, if my wife demanded we go see it, I'd immediately file for divorce.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 08:37 AM (0FoWg)

134 To be fair, Cheney never said “deficits don’t matter”, except in the context of elections.

On that, he was correct. The quote is taken out of context.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2024 08:37 AM (SdkQO)

135 "Trump will abandon our longtime allies to prop up evil regimes!!!"

Like Israel being recently abandoned, and Iran recently being propped up?

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 08:37 AM (4HcMG)

136 128 >>>Injecting debt directly into the economy with no production to back it up (current or past production) just injects inflation.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:12 AM (d04cU)
===================
Something Jared Bernstein failed to learn on his way to becoming the Junta Grand Poobah of Domestic Economic Policy
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 08:28 AM (3J0De)

The clown doesn't even understand bonds.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:34 AM (Or35E)

They know. They understand.

They are lying.

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2024 08:37 AM (SYTee)

137 "Clocking in at nearly three hours, the production features a cast comprised entirely of women and “non-binary” individuals."

Stay in your lane.

Posted by: The View at May 10, 2024 08:38 AM (dg+HA)

138 What do we have in the country that's good?

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:38 AM (/7KEl)

139 For my friends on the Tech thread:

It's Friday, it's Friday! Happy, happy Friday!

*twirl*

Sorry, I slept in. Carry on...

Posted by: Rosasharn at May 10, 2024 08:38 AM (PzBTm)

140 BBC is lost for words over elephant
______
Simple solution, Piglet provided it: Heffalump.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 08:39 AM (1bNHn)

141 I just realized the Left has not let the Republican candidate campaign in either of the last two elections.

Anyone who was on board in 2016 remembers how fun it was. They will not let him do it again.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 08:39 AM (OCZ4p)

142 TDS is virulent and apparently incurable

... too bad it isn't suicidal.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 08:39 AM (4HcMG)

143 The boot is stomping on the face.

Posted by: davidt at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (SYTee)

144 ... “Suffs” is a musical about the rise of the suffragette movement. Clocking in at nearly three hours, the production features a cast comprised entirely of women and “non-binary” individuals.
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And produced by Hill-dawg. Oy vey. Sign me the hell up!

A boring, three-hour tribute to a movement that never had popular support led by a bunch of scolds, produced by a walking national nightmare. I can't imagine why it's not going gangbusters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (d04cU)

145 Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:33 AM (cCVOS)

Years ago on BBC there was a series about the suffragette movement In England and the Pankhurst family and I enjoyed it "I think it was called 'Shoulder to Shoulder''" but I wouldn't want to see anything promoted by Hillary Clinton and certainly not at three hours long.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (XkYcA)

146 What do we have in the country that's good?
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:38 AM (/7KEl)



The American Flag.

https://is.gd/e6AjlE

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (Zz0t1)

147 What do we have in the country that's good?
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:38 AM (/7KEl)

Well we're still the country that believes the least in global warming and among the most in God and Christ.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (OCZ4p)

148 The Friday Morning Report at last!

Now nothing can happen until Monday.

Right? ... right?

G'morn, y'all. Blue skies and mild temps, birds singing and flowers, uh, fragrancing. Dog wakes me up at 6:30 sharp, whining "nood day!" Thank you, Almighty Creator, for another.

Now for coffee, and noos from JJ.

Posted by: mindful webworker - on purpose at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (XC44l)

149 BREAKING: President Biden tells @ErinBurnett that if Israel invades the city of Rafah, the U.S. will stop supplying it with artillery shells, bombs for fighter jets and other offensive weapons

How about Netanyahu/Likud continue on with ceasefire negotiations that just needs buy in from him (Hamas has already agreed to it)? Put the warmongering on hold for a while. Give the Gazans, the nation of Israel, the US/Biden admin, and the world a break.

Hamas did not agree to a ceasefire. They tendered a counter proposal to the ceasefire that Israel had already agreed to and that SOS Blinken had been urging Hamas to accept.

My point still exists. Further negotiations are closer to agreement on both side that ever before. Your resistance to an agreement seems as obvious as that of Netanyahu's who choses more war rather than peace negotiations

We should be giving all those weapons to Ukraine anyway. They need them desperately. Israel is able to do pretty much whatever it wants, even without extra weapons from us.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (ycI94)

150 What do we have in the country that's good?

This nation still has its Rechabites.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 08:41 AM (4HcMG)

151 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning[\i]

The only certainty is she won't be succeed by a qualified white man.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:41 AM (Or35E)

152 End Wokeness
@EndWokeness

Over 80 churches in Canada were burned or vandalized since 2021 as revenge for "mass graves" of Indigenous children.

Trudeau spent millions to excavate those Indigenous bodies buried by the church.
Turns out, not a single body was found.
It was all an anti-Christian blood libel.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 08:41 AM (NpAcC)

153 Tammy Baldwin is up for re-election. Her campaign ad tells the story of her drug-addicted mother.

Posted by: grammie winger
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I keep seeing that and just yelling at the screen, she was a low-life drug addict because free love, women's lib and societal dissolution caused by YOUR PARTY made her that way.

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2024 08:42 AM (x0n13)

154 ... How about Netanyahu/Likud continue on with ceasefire negotiations that just needs buy in from him (Hamas has already agreed to it)? ...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2024 08:40 AM (ycI94)
++++
"What if the victor just surrenders to the defeated?"
-- DU

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:42 AM (d04cU)

155 And it's just ludicrous to have non binary individuals in a show about a time when even the suffragettes knew a man was a man and a woman a woman and they were not interchangeable.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:42 AM (XkYcA)

156 What is shrimp and grits?

Posted by: Name something in the country that is gi at May 10, 2024 08:42 AM (dg+HA)

157 "How many people will pay to suffer through 3+ hours of feminist screeching?"


Plenty. Remember, there are hordes of people that gladly go to events to be told they have white privilege and are irredeemably racist.

Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2024 08:43 AM (JojsZ)

158 There used to be a stock definition of an "honest politician": When he's bought, he stays bought.

Daughter-fucker Biden fails even that test.

But then, the real failures are the American electorate. If we were worth shit, the 2020 margin would have been beyond the possibility of theft, even in California.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 08:43 AM (1bNHn)

159 132 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning

I hate her drip paintings.

Posted by: Wait. Is this the Art Thread? at May 10, 2024 08:44 AM (V5BDR)

160 Plenty. Remember, there are hordes of people that gladly go to events to be told they have white privilege and are irredeemably racist.
Posted by: Ripley at May 10, 2024 08:43 AM (JojsZ)
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But it's a small number of people. You can make money at small scale with small audiences - like the guilt dinners. A big public show requires a bigger audience.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:44 AM (d04cU)

161 Will we be celebrating Mother's Day at the White House with Pop Pop and Daddy this year, mommy?

Posted by: Navy Joan at May 10, 2024 08:45 AM (dg+HA)

162 >What is shrimp and grits?
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it is the grotesque paired with the inedible
IMO
you guys might like it

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:45 AM (/7KEl)

163 Good morning to you all, From the People's Republic of Pineland!

Posted by: Oedipus at May 10, 2024 08:46 AM (Z6vKV)

164 > There used to be a stock definition of an "honest politician": When he's bought, he stays bought.
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"Damn right."
-Roy L. Fuchs

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:47 AM (/7KEl)

165 “What do we have on the spacecraft country that’s good?”

Reminds me of flight controller Gene Kranz after the O2 tank explosion during the Apollo 13 crisis. He also said “Let’s not make things worse by guessing.”

Uh-oh.

Posted by: Common Tater at May 10, 2024 08:47 AM (SdkQO)

166 > like the guilt dinners.
___________

Spaghetti-O's and box wine?

Posted by: Karan's Everywhere at May 10, 2024 08:48 AM (Q4IgG)

167 159 132 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning

I hate her drip paintings.
Posted by: Wait. Is this the Art Thread

I dunno...the whole thing is fishy.

Posted by: Admiral Ackbar at May 10, 2024 08:48 AM (ycI94)

168 USA would have been better off had the "Suffs" been chained to the stove and told to shut up.

Posted by: Man's World at May 10, 2024 08:49 AM (V5BDR)

169 https://www.spaceweather.gov/


so you can follow the apocalypse in real time

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:49 AM (/7KEl)

170 >Reminds me of flight controller Gene Kranz
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I am totally ripping him off, yes

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:50 AM (/7KEl)

171
What do we have in the country that's good?
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:38 AM


An incredible supply of food. Just look at all the fatties waddling around as proof.

Bidenomics is making it incredibly expensive, but it's still available.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 08:50 AM (RKVpM)

172 "Suffs" goes to show out of touch Clinton is. Hamilton was ten years ago, lady. There's none of that wave left to ride.

If you want to move the needle today, you need to shorten that from three hours to three minutes, make it an iPhone video of Gorlock in a Susan B. Anthony costume beating an Orthodox Jew with a bat and shaving his beard off, and post that to TikTok.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 08:50 AM (0FoWg)

173 "Pinnochi-Joe" Biden Tells a Lie a Minute During XiNN Interview
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Once again we're forced to face facts. If Republicans were worth s**t, every single time a journo speaks to them, the first thing they say would be "What was the inflation rate when Biden took office?"

But they're not, so they won't. If Democrats weren't so God-awful, I'd never vote for a Republican again.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 08:51 AM (1bNHn)

174 If you want to move the needle today, you need to shorten that from three hours to three minutes, make it an iPhone video of Gorlock in a Susan B. Anthony costume beating an Orthodox Jew with a bat and shaving his beard off, and post that to TikTok.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 08:50 AM (0FoWg)
++++
Don't give them ideas.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:51 AM (d04cU)

175 Happy Birthday, JJ!

Today's theme is Magical Thinking and Argument By Assertion. Politics 'twas ever thus.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2024 08:52 AM (4I/2K)

176 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning[\i]

The only certainty is she won't be succeed by a qualified white man.

Posted by: hart at May 10, 2024 08:41 AM (Or35E)
================
Enough with the race whining. She is being succeeded by the Provost, who is a white former veterinarian with a loving interest in DEI. He's in for a two year term.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 08:52 AM (zhs2/)

177 BBC is lost for words over elephant
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Simple solution, Piglet provided it: Heffalump.
Posted by: Eeyore


That heffalumps and woozles dream sequence creeped me out when I was a kid.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 08:53 AM (9yWhg)

178 Wish that the Columbia President would resign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:53 AM (XkYcA)

179 Better than having a Hillary talking-snizz in "The Vagina Monologues"!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 08:54 AM (ZdexC)

180 Wish that the Columbia President would resign.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:53 AM (XkYcA)



I wish the US President would resign.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:54 AM (Zz0t1)

181 Is It Even Possible to Keep Democrats’ Hands off Your Appliances?
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One of my pet peeves. If an executive agency makes a rule, it's NOT A LAW, if we were operating under the contract between the states, the people and fed govt. Manufacturers should tell them to get the rule passed by congress as a law or go pound sand.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 08:54 AM (gakDF)

182 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning

I hate her drip paintings.
Posted by: Wait. Is this the Art Thread?


Were those before or after she directed Tootsie?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 08:54 AM (9yWhg)

183 A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’ and prefers to refer to them by their traditional Swahili monikers, as my colleague Margaret Ashworth observed yesterday.
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You work in an English-speaking country for the English-speaking state's domestic state-owned outlet on an English-speaking program.

Just gonna toss that out there.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:55 AM (d04cU)

184 Tammy Baldwin is up for re-election. Her campaign ad tells the story of her drug-addicted mother.

Vote For Me!! I was raised in a shitty home by drug addicts!

Outstanding pedigree right there.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 08:55 AM (4HcMG)

185 BREAKING: Boxing Promoter Don King Endorses Trump For President

‘A vote for Trump is a vote for yourself,’ the iconic boxing promoter has said.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 08:55 AM (RHGPo)

186 The whole 'going after your appliance' thing is just a cover for the numerous vaxx injuries running roughshod over mankind.

"It's the NATURAL GAS!!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:55 AM (Zz0t1)

187 178 Wish that the Columbia President would resign.


I do too, Fen

btw yesterday Gov Shapiro openly said the campus protests had to end; and overnight the Philly cops went in and bulldozed and cleared out the miscreants and they're supposedly currently still jailed. we'll see how Krasner reacts.

regardless I think in PA Josh has signaled that the party is over; which is good b/c yesterday some old head radical representing "the movement" said she wants them to stay over the summer and next fall.

and that's I mean, it sucks but wow would that hurt Joetato if they did that

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 08:56 AM (s3qiR)

188 117 then there is this : "IDF encircles eastern Rafah, holds road splitting city in half Residents described almost constant explosions and gunfire east and northeast of the city, one saying western parts also unsafe amid tank fire"

seems like the US was aware of the op's timing and came out with a last ditch to save their pals...
Posted by: runner at May 10,

Same with alla these protests right on the cusp of the final push to dismantle hamas. State dept prolly tipped off Iran to push the go button on alla the organized intimidation of jews.

Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 10, 2024 08:56 AM (KIg8U)

189 What do we have in the country that's good?
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 08:38 AM (/7KEl)

BBQ comes to mind. Texas BBQ I mean, not that other stuff from Kansas City nor sauce from South Carolina.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (4I/2K)

190 A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’ and prefers to refer to them by their traditional Swahili monikers, as my colleague Margaret Ashworth observed yesterday.



It doesn't matter, dipshit. They don't speak ANY language and give a flying f*ck WHAT you call them. They will be just as happy eating you.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (Zz0t1)

191 I wish the US President would resign.


there's a US President?!?!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (s3qiR)

192 >>And it's produced by history's most unseemly old virago.


Thank you for that word

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (cCVOS)

193 One of my pet peeves. If an executive agency makes a rule, it's NOT A LAW, if we were operating under the contract between the states, the people and fed govt. Manufacturers should tell them to get the rule passed by congress as a law or go pound sand.

What is wrong with "The Fe'ral Government has no Constitutional Authority to impose any such laws or regulations" - ref Bill or Rights, Amendment X

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (4HcMG)

194 I hope Moreno goes after Sherrod Brown on the Israel betrayal. Hard.

Captain Hate's old stomping ground is an almost entirely Jewish area of suburban Cleveland, and the bedrock of Brown's support in northeastern Ohio. If Beachwood and Pepper Pike abandon him, he'd be in real trouble.

Hope it happens.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (zhs2/)

195
there's a US President?!?!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (s3qiR)



The worst one ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 08:58 AM (Zz0t1)

196 Actual Collusion? Missouri AG Accuses Biden DOJ Of Coordinating With Trump Prosecutors

Missouri Attorney General Andrew Bailey filed a Freedom of Information Act (FOIA) request on Thursday as part of a probe into whether the Biden DOJ coordinated with Trump prosecutors.

"The investigations and subsequent prosecutions of former President Donald J. Trump appear to have been conducted in coordination with the United States Department of Justice," Baily posted in a lengthy thread on X.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 08:58 AM (RHGPo)

197 Hillary Clinton‘s feminist Broadway production “Suffs” is struggling at the box office and failing to attract an audience, despite being praised and promoted by the mainstream media. “Suffs” is a musical about the rise of the suffragette movement. Clocking in at nearly three hours, the production features a cast comprised entirely of women and “non-binary” individuals.


How many people will pay to suffer through 3+ hours of feminist screeching?
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:33 AM (cCVOS)


Alternate title:

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!1! : The Musical

Posted by: naturalfake at May 10, 2024 08:58 AM (eDfFs)

198 Thank you for that word
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 08:57 AM (cCVOS)
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It's a good one. I have a problem with it, though.

There's a brand of gardening supplies called "Vigaro" and I often misread it as "virago." I don't want to think about Nancy Pelosi while I'm working in the yard

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:58 AM (d04cU)

199 There's plenty good about America. But absolutely none of it is reflected anywhere in public life. The good people were all exiled to the subject classes some time ago.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 08:58 AM (0FoWg)

200 Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 08:56 AM (s3qiR)

Glad to hear about Shapiro's statement and the cleaning out.
I expect they'll have renewed encampments in the Fall. Some awful people want their money's worth.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 10, 2024 08:59 AM (XkYcA)

201
btw yesterday Gov Shapiro openly said the campus protests had to end; and overnight the Philly cops went in and bulldozed and cleared out the miscreants and they're supposedly currently still jailed. we'll see how Krasner reacts.

It's good that he's backing the new law and order Mayor.

Pennsylvania politics is weird sometimes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 08:59 AM (RKVpM)

202 Good morning.

"Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Vacationed in Cuba, Praised 'Incredibly Charming' Fidel Castro"

Let's not forget Margaret Trudeau thought so, too.

Posted by: Question Authority bumper sticker at May 10, 2024 08:59 AM (diqzA)

203 What will the "protesters" do if they're kicked off college campuses? I figure there's another cause being ginned up, so what's next?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 08:59 AM (Q4IgG)

204 What do America's friends see when Joe Biden betrays them ?

AMERICA'S BACK

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (RHGPo)

205 Vigoro.

Posted by: Spelling Gestapo at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (dg+HA)

206 streamlining pathways for undocumented immigrants with no criminal history

If they had criminal histories, don't you think they'd bring that document?!

Posted by: The White House at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (U7Cio)

207 BBC elephant story tiptoes along the narrow and rapidly vanishing line between parody and real life. By the third paragraph it falls off onto the parody side.

To make it clear, they should have included offended Lakota Sioux tribe members insisting on the Sioux word for elephant- Tatanka Long Nose

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (991eG)

208 Cornell President Martha Pollack Resigning

I hate her drip paintings.
Posted by: Wait. Is this the Art Thread?


Were those before or after she directed Tootsie?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 08:54 AM (9yWhg)



Neither. Though I've heard she's a cold fish.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (eDfFs)

209 I was shocked that my department cleared out the antisemitic Penn scumbags today. Truly amazing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (G1hYH)

210 Sophia Vergara >>>>>>>>>>>>>> HIllary virago

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (9yWhg)

211 What will the "protesters" do if they're kicked off college campuses? I figure there's another cause being ginned up, so what's next?
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 08:59 AM (Q4IgG)



The FBI will stage the killing of a drug addled black man by police and declare it a war on blacks.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:01 AM (Zz0t1)

212 >>A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’ and prefers to refer to them by their traditional Swahili monikers, as my colleague Margaret Ashworth observed yesterday.


This is hilarious!
How is this not a Babylon Bee article?
I would love to hear these PC BBC gals attempting Swahili.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 09:01 AM (cCVOS)

213 yay Wyatt! they did a great job

203 What will the "protesters" do if they're kicked off college campuses? I figure there's another cause being ginned up, so what's next?

hopefully they head on up to Chicago

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 09:01 AM (s3qiR)

214 "Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Vacationed in Cuba, Praised 'Incredibly Charming' Fidel Castro"

He is going to take so many votes from Biden that it won't even be funny.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2024 09:01 AM (U7Cio)

215 Et tu, Lumpy?

--

We can never predict if Fetterman or the Lump is in charge at any given moment

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 10, 2024 09:01 AM (Ty49e)

216 Posted by: Muldoon


Muldoon, what's your take on RFK, Jr. brain-worm story? Plausible?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:02 AM (9yWhg)

217 A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’ and prefers to refer to them by their traditional Swahili monikers, as my colleague Margaret Ashworth observed yesterday.




I bet Gillian believes that Mickey is an actual mouse that can speak.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:02 AM (Zz0t1)

218
I was shocked that my department cleared out the antisemitic Penn scumbags today. Truly amazing.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM


Police morale any better under new Mayor? I've been somewhat impressed and I'm not easily impressed.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 09:03 AM (RKVpM)

219 One of my pet peeves. If an executive agency makes a rule, it's NOT A LAW, if we were operating under the contract between the states, the people and fed govt. Manufacturers should tell them to get the rule passed by congress as a law or go pound sand.
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 10, 2024 08:54 AM (gakDF)
==================
Blame SCOTUS. The Court blessed the creation of Administrative Law and its chokehold on our country. Right now, they are reviewing some aspects (Chevron deference particularly) and might start trying to rein in this completely anti-Constitutional creation. Pray for Gorsuch, since he seems to be most interested (his mother notwithstanding; she played a key role in arguing the original case).

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:03 AM (O+7Gz)

220
hopefully they head on up to Chicago
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 09:01 AM (s3qiR)



Jesus done left Chicago. He's headed for New Orleans.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:03 AM (Zz0t1)

221 Brain worm? That's my move!

Posted by: Fetterman at May 10, 2024 09:03 AM (dg+HA)

222 I do keep telling everyone Fetterman is a Marxist

Posted by: Skip at May 10, 2024 09:04 AM (0OnH4)

223 "A coding error at Houston’s police department created a giant case backlog—and prompted the chief’s resignation."

BULL FUCKING SHIT

It took many people with many KEYSTROKES to delete and close almost 300,000 cases. Up to 30,000 of those are sex offences.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 09:04 AM (ENQN6)

224 Brain worm? That's my move!
Posted by: Fetterman at May 10, 2024 09:03 AM (dg+HA)



Is that what the lump is? A worm lair?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:04 AM (Zz0t1)

225 Good link, JJ, thanks: The Campus Intifadas Are Not ‘Anti-War Protests’

And it is antisemitism in conjunction with the progressive (i.e., Communist) agenda to destroy capitalism and upend Western (i.e., white European) civilization. Journalist Cam Higby reported that at the University of California, Los Angeles encampment he saw Communist hammer-and-sickle symbolism everywhere. He also filmed an anti-Israel protester at UCLA waving a Palestinian flag and dismissing a counter-protester because he is white. “You’re just a white person; you’re a white person [so] get out — we don’t like white people,” she stated before chanting, “Free Palestine.”

Clowns.
Clowns who want to destroy the west, but clowns nonetheless!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 09:04 AM (cCVOS)

226 Eight years since Hillary was held up by a bollard, then chucked in the back of a van like a sack of shit. I would have bet against her even being alive in 2024. I guess being possessed by evil is it's own strength.

Posted by: Witness Joe Biteum at May 10, 2024 09:04 AM (V5BDR)

227 >>BULL FUCKING SHIT

It took many people with many KEYSTROKES to delete and close almost 300,000 cases. Up to 30,000 of those are sex offences.




Whoa - wow.
What were they covering up, in addition to sh#tty policework?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 09:05 AM (cCVOS)

228
According to my wife, who is listening on KYW 1060 they backed a trash truck up to the Philly tent city and compacted everything on the spot.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 09:05 AM (RKVpM)

229 Unemployment benefits are creating jobs faster than practically any other program, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi said Thursday.

********

Meh. She said roughly the same thing about Obamacare allowing struggling sidewalk artists to produce more sidewalk art without worrying about, you know, actually doing something productive, because apparently doodling on sidewalks with chalk is the best foundation for a thriving economy and a vibrant society.

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 09:05 AM (991eG)

230 Polls Showing Trump Behind are Off the Mark
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Maybe. But after 2020 and 2022 (and, really, 2018 for those paying attention), do these stories mean anything? Anything at all?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 10, 2024 09:06 AM (1bNHn)

231 185 BREAKING: Boxing Promoter Don King Endorses Trump For President
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Hair for Hair!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 09:06 AM (ZdexC)

232 For some reason I thought a "virago" is a violent storm. Then I looked it up. I guess it is a sort of a storm, just not what I thought.

Thanks for the new word.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:06 AM (O+7Gz)

233 According to my wife, who is listening on KYW 1060 they backed a trash truck up to the Philly tent city and compacted everything on the spot.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 09:05 AM (RKVpM)



That's epic.

I look forward to the TikTok videos of the 'protestors' crying about how "they're crusing our stuff!!" like they did with the frat boys that helped throw their diseased shit away last time.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:07 AM (Zz0t1)

234 *they backed a trash truck up to the Philly tent city and compacted everything on the spot.*

Oh yeah. We know how it feels.

Posted by: Eagles fans at May 10, 2024 09:07 AM (dg+HA)

235 streamlining pathways for undocumented immigrants with no criminal history

If they had criminal histories, don't you think they'd bring that document?!


Interesting point. Must be from the school that destroyed evidence means you are not guilty.

I guess they will see the folly of that legal theory when standing before St Peter.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at May 10, 2024 09:07 AM (4HcMG)

236 According to my wife, who is listening on KYW 1060 they backed a trash truck up to the Philly tent city and compacted everything on the spot.


that's awesome I'm off to find video lol

I was up in the middle of the night and saw video of the cops going in. dumb bint on X said "in riot gear" - are they not allowed to wear protective gear now, you little pinko reporterette?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 09:08 AM (s3qiR)

237 What's up with Nikki Haley? She gets votes. Will Trump choose her as his VP? Or is she hoping to run for president in the event Trump is unable to run? Solidifying her base for a run in four years? Will her rumored affairs hurt her?

Trump won't choose her. Too much bad blood.

but he knows she can get votes and make up for the votes he is losing from all the bad publicity right now. Will he be pragmatic or emotional in choosing a VP?

If she goes with Trump, she risks becoming another Pence, known for nothing now but his adoring gazes at Trump and being a religious extremist.

I don't see her endorsing Joe. She wants to run for POTUS in 4 years. If she makes nice with Dems, the GOP and MAGAS hold it against her.

Romney-Haley would prove competitive. How does orange turd go out in public to campaign after this week?

She's hoping the defendant will stroke out or something. And if he doesn't, well there's still '28.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 10, 2024 09:08 AM (ycI94)

238 212 >>A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’ and prefers to refer to them by their traditional Swahili monikers, as my colleague Margaret Ashworth observed yesterday.


This is hilarious!
How is this not a Babylon Bee article?
I would love to hear these PC BBC gals attempting Swahili.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 09:01 AM (cCVOS)

It is better in the original click tick click tick.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 09:08 AM (ENQN6)

239 The Campus Intifadas Are Not ‘Anti-War Protests’

We are supposed to think that college students who meekly accepted masks and quarantines and vaccines are up in arms about a patch of desert thousands of miles away.

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2024 09:08 AM (U7Cio)

240 Eighty-four years ago today -

"Francois, what is that screaming sound in the sky?"

"Quiet, Georges! I think I heard tanks!"

Posted by: Gref at May 10, 2024 09:09 AM (5fDan)

241 Just saw Hillary babbling about Trump's NYC case being about election interference blah, blah. She exudes evil but in watching her im not sure she believes the BS anymore. The Clinton's never go away

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 10, 2024 09:09 AM (5S+sK)

242
Oh yeah. We know how it feels.

Posted by: Eagles fans at May 10, 2024 09:07 AM


Shouldn't you be packing to make pilgrimage to the Jimmy Johnson grave site? I'd laugh if it ended up being covered in 'D' cell batteries out of respect.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 09:10 AM (RKVpM)

243 Good list of reasons to NOT vote for RFK Jr.
List starts at the 1:20 mark.

johnny maga
@_johnnymaga

Hannity just played the clip of RFK Jr. supporting full-term abortion

RFK is done with conservatives

tinyurl.com/5n8wkar4

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 09:10 AM (NpAcC)

244 Hannity just played the clip of RFK Jr. supporting full-term abortion

RFK is done with conservatives

tinyurl.com/5n8wkar4

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 09:10 AM (NpAcC)



Conservatives should've never been looking at him in the first place.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:11 AM (Zz0t1)

245 >>According to my wife, who is listening on KYW 1060 they backed a trash truck up to the Philly tent city and compacted everything on the spot.



ROTFL

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 09:11 AM (cCVOS)

246 apparently doodling on sidewalks with chalk is the best foundation for a thriving economy

In the Sixties, 'The Kiplinger Magazine' noted that the entire California economy was made up of macrame and credit cards.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 09:12 AM (zdLoL)

247 >>A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’ and prefers to refer to them by their traditional Swahili monikers, as my colleague Margaret Ashworth observed yesterday.
======================
On my one and only visit to the SA bush, I saw a native tracker wade into some bushes and flush out a full grown female lion (she was asleep in the shade). I asked him afterwards what he called the lion, figuring I'd learn a Swahili word, and he looked at me like I was Joe Biden, and he answered "a Lion", and then, shaking his head at my silly question, he made himself a gin and tonic.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:12 AM (GGKLZ)

248 My only reason for supporting RFK Jr. would be that he might be able get the truth about JFK's and his father's assassinations.

But I suppose that's all the more reason for the Deep State to go after him.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:13 AM (9yWhg)

249 Conservatives should've never been looking at him in the first place.


they weren't!!!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 10, 2024 09:13 AM (s3qiR)

250 >For some reason I thought a "virago" is a violent storm.

I though it was a car name

"Get on down to your local Virago dealer and check out the new models!" -Roy L. Fuchs

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 09:14 AM (/7KEl)

251 I think people who are in RFK Jr.'s circle were trying to make "conservative support for him" a thing.

It was never "a thing."

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 10, 2024 09:14 AM (Q4IgG)

252 "A coding error at Houston’s police department created a giant case backlog—and prompted the chief’s resignation."

BULL FUCKING SHIT

It took many people with many KEYSTROKES to delete and close almost 300,000 cases. Up to 30,000 of those are sex offences.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 09:04 AM (ENQN6)

It's a write off, Jerry. They just write it off! - Kramer

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2024 09:14 AM (4I/2K)

253 Hiya Grammie !

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 09:14 AM (T4tVD)

254 why would that have anything to do with her fitness for office
Posted by: Don Black

She persisted.

Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 10, 2024 09:14 AM (FxH7T)

255
The University of Pennsylvania - where these protesters got stomped - is Donald Trumps alma mater. Pretty bad optics if it blew up into something he could draw attention to.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 09:14 AM (RKVpM)

256 >My only reason for supporting RFK Jr. would be that he might be able get the truth about JFK's and his father's assassinations.


how

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

257 Romney-Haley would prove competitive.

... 2012 is calling ... they want their loser back

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 09:15 AM (RHGPo)

258 Thanks JJ !

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 09:15 AM (T4tVD)

259 Just saw Hillary babbling about Trump's NYC case being about election interference blah, blah.
==============
this from the creator of the "Russian interference" scam. Hillary's rotted character is the root of much Demofascist evil.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:16 AM (GGKLZ)

260 "Mmmmmmm, viragos are my favorite."
-- The tiger in the video from last night's ONT.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:16 AM (9yWhg)

261 >the truth about JFK's and his father's assassinations.


that information is buried and will die with this country

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 09:16 AM (/7KEl)

262 Critics of Musk and Tesla contend the electric vehicle line’s “Autopilot” feature is misleading to consumers. They point out that the cars are not approved for flight.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 10, 2024 09:16 AM (7fVdQ)

263 The left generally pretends to not believe in incentives - so of course giving people money to not work will lead to more people not working.

Most people don't want to work. They do it to make money. So if they can make enough money through unemployment, welfare, or something like that why wouldn't they?

Of course the left actually does understand incentives - look at them discussing "sin taxes" on things like junk food. Which means they are lying when they claim they don't understand what giving money to people for not working means

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 09:16 AM (ibTVg)

264 For some reason I thought a "virago" is a violent storm.

Derecho. Understandable: just as obscure.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 09:17 AM (zdLoL)

265 My only reason for supporting RFK Jr. would be that he might be able get the truth about JFK's and his father's assassinations.


how
Posted by: Don Black


Don't know. But he would certainly have incentive to order the release of whatever evidence is still extant.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:17 AM (9yWhg)

266 My only reason for supporting RFK Jr. would be that he might be able get the truth about JFK's and his father's assassinations.



What don't we know about it? The CIA plotted and successfully murdered the sitting US President and suffered no consequence for it. We've been f*cked ever since.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:17 AM (Zz0t1)

267
Doctor Virago

in theaters this fall

Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 09:17 AM (/7KEl)

268 If she goes with Trump, she risks becoming another Pence, known for nothing now but his adoring gazes at Trump and being a religious extremist.


Talk about delusional people.

Posted by: dantesed at May 10, 2024 09:17 AM (Oy/m2)

269 >>>yay Wyatt! they did a great job

Never thought I'd see the day. Orchid.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2024 09:18 AM (G1hYH)

270 Muldoon, what's your take on RFK, Jr. brain-worm story? Plausible?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus

********

Brainworms and Fetterlumps? Are these really the questions we need to address? I'm an educated man, Lieutenant Bulgaroctonus, but I'm afraid I can't speak intelligently about the brain diseases of Private RFK, Jr. Maybe he was an iconoclast who liked to throw a wrench in the works. Maybe he just didn't have any friends. What I do know is that this country is on trial for its life. Please tell me you haven't staked its future on Brainworms and Fetterlumps. Please tell me you have something more...

...er, what was the question again?

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 09:18 AM (991eG)

271 Doctor Virago

in theaters this fall
Posted by: Don Black


Gender-swapped Pasternak!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:18 AM (9yWhg)

272 I've mentioned to a few older LIVs that Biden was supposed to release the rest of the JFK files just based on the timeline and that he refused to do so citing national security.

Now...this should set off all sorts of questions...but LIVs being LIVs I just get... "oh that's odd"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 10, 2024 09:18 AM (ibTVg)

273 In a recent court filing, Jay Bratt, the lead Department of Justice (DOJ) prosecutor now assigned to special counsel Jack Smith’s team, admitted that the FBI brought cover sheets reading “top secret” to its raid of Mar-a-Lago. The cover sheets, Bratt explained, were used as placeholders for the classified documents found at the scene. Now, both Trump’s defense and the special counsel are admitting that the documents seized from the former president’s residence are out of order, according to court documents first reported by Declassified with Julie Kelly.

... I'm sure they could put them back in order, but it misses the bigger problem ..
somebody messed with the documents and nobody knows if they have been corrupted.

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 09:18 AM (RHGPo)

274 I was shocked that my department cleared out the antisemitic Penn scumbags today. Truly amazing.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at May 10, 2024 09:00 AM (G1hYH)

They must have decided it's hurting Democrats too much. Or the purpose - mainstreaming these ideas - was served. This isn't over.

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 09:18 AM (OCZ4p)

275 Don Surber this morning on Joe Kahn complaining that Democrats think the New York Times is an “instrument of the Biden campaign”:

“Kahn knew it was a brothel when he took the piano-playing gig.”

Posted by: Stephen Price Blair at May 10, 2024 09:19 AM (EXyHK)

276 I worked for a liberal Park Avenue lawyer for a while in the 80s. When the original Occupy Wall Street vermin camped out in the aughts, it was allowed for a while, then finally police and the Sanitation Dept. swept in and dumped them and their stuff in trucks and hauled it off. Said law firm sued the "city" and won 750K for destroying their valuable crap. It's only taxpayers footing the bill, after all. The system is corrupt and feeds evil all around.

Posted by: What A Country! at May 10, 2024 09:19 AM (V5BDR)

277 how
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

Hmm?

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2024 09:20 AM (OCZ4p)

278 How does orange turd go out in public to campaign after this week?
==============
Well, of course he can't campaign. Democrats have him chained to a chair in a fake courtroom.

But, the real amazement in this stupid question is that he imagines sexual embarrassment stops a politician. If it did, Billy Bob Clinton's rapes would have stopped him, and Joey Choo Choo's incestuous assault on his daughter would have stopped him.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:20 AM (GGKLZ)

279 I saw a headline that says a legal conservatorship has been ordered by a judge for Beach Boy Brian Wilson due to his declining mental state.

Sail on, sailor!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2024 09:21 AM (4I/2K)

280 how
Posted by: Don Black at May 10, 2024 09:15 AM (/7KEl)

Hmm?
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 10, 2024 09:20 AM (OCZ4p)



*snort*

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:21 AM (Zz0t1)

281 A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’ and prefers to refer to them by their traditional Swahili monikers, as my colleague Margaret Ashworth observed yesterday.

Oh, FFS!

It appears that, worldwide, we are ruled by an:

Eccentrocracy.


Everyone has to be a "character", have some little or big or lethal defining quirk that makes them a special person.

When in reality, they're just little bland squibs of vanilla yoghurt with nothing but their petty obedience to tyranny to recommend them.

But, sure...dye your hair purple and speak Swahili that make you a pyrsyn of note and quality.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 10, 2024 09:21 AM (eDfFs)

282 A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’

You call that 'English'?!

Posted by: King Æthelred at May 10, 2024 09:21 AM (wnZ8w)

283 My only reason for supporting RFK Jr. would be that he might be able get the truth about JFK's and his father's assassinations.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:13 AM (9yWhg)
******
That is the very least of my worries.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 10, 2024 09:21 AM (NpAcC)

284 Biden is on tape bragging about withholding a billion dollars of aid to Ukraine unless a prosecutor investigating the company his son was working for was fired.

Biden is on record that he is withholding congressionally approved military aid to Israel in order to force them to capitulate to terrorist demands.


Where are the articles of impeachment?

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 09:22 AM (XV/Pl)

285 >>The University of Pennsylvania - where these protesters got stomped - is Donald Trumps alma mater. Pretty bad optics if it blew up into something he could draw attention to.


Penn went radical Left years ago. Not sure they ever acknowledged Trump was a graduate while he was POTUS (something a school typically touts). The Penn president who presided over this shift, Amy Gutman, is Biden's ambassador to Germany.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 09:22 AM (cCVOS)

286 A BBC Springwatch presenter, Gillian Burke, feels that calling wild African animals by their English names is ‘jarring’

King Aethelred would like a word about what she calls 'English'...

Posted by: t-bird at May 10, 2024 09:22 AM (wnZ8w)

287 Hamas Declares That It Will Make No Further Concessions ...

.. invokes visions of the "black knight" of "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 09:23 AM (RHGPo)

288 It ain't warm out thar

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 09:23 AM (T4tVD)

289 they backed a trash truck up to the Philly tent city and compacted everything on the spot.

I'd have followed that truck like Charlton Heston in Soylent, just to make sure those didn't show up as ballots in November.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 09:23 AM (zdLoL)

290 "Mmmmmmm, viragos are my favorite."
-- The tiger in the video from last night's ONT.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:16 AM (9yWhg)
---------------------------
Did she survive? I started to laugh, but then I guiltily realized she was taken.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:23 AM (GGKLZ)

291 How does orange turd go out in public to campaign after this week?

Then: So Bill Clinton is a rapist...what does that have to do with his job as president? Besides I'd give him a beejer to keep abortion legal

Now: The president had...an affair?!?! HOW DARE HE! The holy bonds of matrimony broken....by someone that wants to be president?!?

Posted by: The Feminist Left at May 10, 2024 09:23 AM (ibTVg)

292 Where are the articles of impeachment?
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 10, 2024 09:22 AM (XV/Pl)



*tee hee*

- - - - Speaker's Johnson

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:23 AM (Zz0t1)

293
But, the real amazement in this stupid question is that he imagines sexual embarrassment stops a politician.

Saw a teaser click bait title about Trump wanting a three way.

Dog bites man story.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 09:23 AM (RKVpM)

294 Virago
-------

Gesundheit

Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 09:24 AM (OCZ4p)

295 The SEB ruled 2-1 Tuesday that Fulton County must have an independent election monitor to oversee its elections after it found more than 3,000 ballots were scanned twice during the 2020 presidential recount.

That is nothing. There are almost 400,000 ballots with no .shw file that shows the ballot was physically scanned and actually existing as paper.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 09:24 AM (ENQN6)

296 >>>Hamas Declares That It Will Make No Further Concessions
---------------------------
I hope Israel responds "Your terms are acceptable" and doubles down on artillery.

Just so I can see that said plainly for once.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:25 AM (GGKLZ)

297 Virago
-------

Gesundheit
Posted by: ... at May 10, 2024 09:24 AM (OCZ4p)

lol !

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 09:25 AM (T4tVD)

298 >>The University of Pennsylvania - where these protesters got stomped - is Donald Trumps alma mater. Pretty bad optics if it blew up into something he could draw attention to.

Trump did his grad school at U o P, Wharton School of Economics after his undergrad at Fordham University

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 09:25 AM (RHGPo)

299 It appears that, worldwide, we are ruled by an:

Eccentrocracy.


Everyone has to be a "character", have some little or big or lethal defining quirk that makes them a special person.

When in reality, they're just little bland squibs of vanilla yoghurt with nothing but their petty obedience to tyranny to recommend them.

But, sure...dye your hair purple and speak Swahili that make you a pyrsyn of note and quality.
Posted by: naturalfak


These people don't know the first thing about eccentricity. As a lifelong eccentric, I can attest to that. Eccentrics don't congregate in crowds, look the same, and spout the same dub ideas. Every eccentric is eccentric in his own way, to paraphrase Tolstoy.

Losers.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:26 AM (9yWhg)

300 262 Critics of Musk and Tesla contend the electric vehicle line’s “Autopilot” feature is misleading to consumers. They point out that the cars are not approved for flight.
-----
Now you tell usssssssssssssss...

Posted by: thelma and louise at May 10, 2024 09:26 AM (ZdexC)

301 While Verado is a v-12 outboard boat motor.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 10, 2024 09:26 AM (4I/2K)

302 I owned an 84 Virago. It's Achille's heel was it's antiquated three-speed tranny. The electronics also were not up to snuff, and the clear coat started to peel within 2 years. A Chevette would have been preferable.

Posted by: Auto Autist at May 10, 2024 09:26 AM (V5BDR)

303 Gender-swapped Pasternak!

***********

Gender-swapped Pasternak!
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rollling home

Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 09:27 AM (991eG)

304 Derecho. Understandable: just as obscure.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 09:17 AM (zdLoL)
=================
That's it! Thanks.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 10, 2024 09:27 AM (GGKLZ)

305 Did she survive? I started to laugh, but then I guiltily realized she was taken.
Posted by: Huck Follywood


I think the virago herself survived, but her mother was killed by the tiger.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:28 AM (9yWhg)

306 Hiya Muldoon !

Hope all is well in Muldoonia !

Posted by: JT at May 10, 2024 09:28 AM (T4tVD)

307 303 Gender-swapped Pasternak!

***********

Gender-swapped Pasternak!
Give the dog a bone
This old man came rollling home
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 09:27 AM (991eG)


Didn't Meg Ryan fake the orgasm at Katz's after biting into a gender-swapped pasternak, on rye?!

Posted by: J.J. Sefton at May 10, 2024 09:29 AM (x0n13)

308 >>But, the real amazement in this stupid question is that he imagines sexual embarrassment stops a politician.

Saw a teaser click bait title about Trump wanting a three way.



Apparently, none of these people were around NYC in the 80's/90's? Trump was AJ Benza's best source for gossip, and in return, all he asked for was that he spelled the European model's name right and included his correct net worth. Trump is not ashamed of hanging out with hot women, for pete's sake. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 10, 2024 09:29 AM (cCVOS)

309
Trump did his grad school at U o P, Wharton School of Economics after his undergrad at Fordham University

But we're a orange man good cult because we want someone schooled in Economics and Business running the country.

I would have loved to have gone to Wharton but mega bucks.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 10, 2024 09:29 AM (RKVpM)

310 Hope all is well in Muldoonia !
-------
Not the Punjab??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 09:29 AM (ZdexC)

311 legal conservatorship has been ordered by a judge for Beach Boy Brian Wilson

Breaking news from 1966?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 10, 2024 09:30 AM (zdLoL)

312 What I do know is that this country is on trial for its life. Please tell me you haven't staked its future on Brainworms and Fetterlumps. Please tell me you have something more...

...er, what was the question again?
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 09:18 AM (991eG)

I saw Brainworms and Fetterlumps open for Hamilton, Joe Frank, and Reynolds at the NSU Coliseum in 1975.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 10, 2024 09:30 AM (ENQN6)

313 Aston Martin made a Virage for a while.

Posted by: spindrift at May 10, 2024 09:30 AM (OguvZ)

314 NOODlum.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 10, 2024 09:30 AM (Zz0t1)

315 nood brooding Russian art

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 09:31 AM (ZdexC)

316 Gender-swapped Pasternak!

***********

Gender-swapped Pasternak!
Give the dog this dame a bone
This old trans man came rollling home
Posted by: Muldoon at May 10, 2024 09:27 AM (991eG)


FIFY

Posted by: naturalfake at May 10, 2024 09:31 AM (eDfFs)

317 Virago? How about Virga? Virga is a weather event you can see but not feel.

Posted by: Gref at May 10, 2024 09:31 AM (5fDan)

318 Not the Punjab??
Posted by: andycanuck


Muldoon's been punboosted.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 10, 2024 09:31 AM (9yWhg)

319 Trump escapades: Three ways with supermodels and pron stars

Biden escapades: Three ways with his baby sitter and his daughter

Posted by: Obligatory at May 10, 2024 09:32 AM (ibTVg)

320 There's a brand of gardening supplies called "Vigaro" and I often misread it as "virago." I don't want to think about Nancy Pelosi while I'm working in the yard
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 10, 2024 08:58 AM (d04cU)

In her case, I usually use the modifier leather-faced. "On Monday, leather-faced virago Nancy Pelosi said..."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 10, 2024 09:36 AM (0FoWg)

321 But nowhere is safe in the Gaza Strip and living conditions are atrocious. The only hope is an immediate ceasefire,” ...


... you know there was a ceasefire in effect on 6-Oct 2023 but somebody decided to go "full barbarian" .. you never go "full barbarian"

Posted by: SMOD at May 10, 2024 09:38 AM (RHGPo)

322 desocking

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 10, 2024 10:08 AM (ZdexC)

323 Unquestionably believe that that you said. Your favourite justification seemed to
be at the internet the simplest thing to remember of.
I say to you, I certainly get annoyed at the same time as folks think about
issues that they just do not understand about. You managed to hit the nail
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Thanks

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