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House Republicans: It's Time to Send the Foreign Proto-Jihadists Illegally Squatting on American Universities To "Study Abroad" in Gaza

Before getting to that, via Twitch, noted warmongrel Liz Cheney has the sads that Biden is now supporting Hamas, and cries Tears of Crisco on Twitter about it:

lizcheneycriestearsofcrisco.jpg

She's not the only Vulnerable Democrat now pretending to be surprised by Biden's Pivot to Hamas.

Politico:

"I've been clear that allowing anyone to enter the country without being properly vetted and going through a legal process undermines our national security," said Sen. Jon Tester (D-Mont.). "And that neighboring countries in the region including Egypt and Jordan should play a leading role in taking in refugees."


Sen. Sherrod Brown (D-Ohio) said the White House and Biden's administration should keep its focus on a bigger prize: "The administration should be focused on reaching an agreement that ends the fighting, frees the hostages and gets much-needed humanitarian aid into Gaza." ...

Here's a political stunt that I would like to be a real thing: Send the terrorists-in-training back to their terrorist shitoles.

Tennessee Republican Rep. Andy Ogles introduced legislation Wednesday to send Hamas-sympathizing student visa holders home and told Hamas-Sympathizing student visa holders to "go study abroad in Gaza."

The Daily Caller first obtained a copy of the legislation, which is titled the Study Abroad Act. The bill would specifically "revoke the F, J, or M visa" of any alien who authorities have "arrested for rioting or unlawful protest," or who authorities have "arrested while establishing, participating in, or promoting an encampment" at an institute of higher education.

"The ability to receive higher education in the United States is truly a privilege. Previously known for their prestige and unparalleled academics, many elite American universities have damaged their hard-earned reputations by opening their doors to impressionable terrorist sympathizers. In the last several weeks, our nation has seen these institutions overrun and terrorized by young people calling for a third intifada," Ogles told the Caller before introducing the bill.

"These antisemitic, anti-America riots have wreaked havoc and chaos on campuses, leading to the cancellation of commencements and in-person classes. It is unacceptable that we would allow non-Americans to terrorize our institutions of higher learning. It's time to send a clear message to foreign, Hamas-sympathizing students rioting: if you bring chaos to our universities, you can study abroad somewhere else. Might I recommend Iran, Qatar, or Gaza? They seem more your speed," he added.

Ogles was joined by Texas Republican Rep. Randy Weber and South Carolina Rep. Jeff Duncan as cosponsors of the legislation.

"If you hate America so much, you should get the first ticket back to your country and attend college there. The unruly anti-Semites that are spewing hate and discontent on college campuses will not be tolerated in the United States," Weber told the Caller.

Protests continue to take place at college campuses across the U.S.

"If you come to America on a student visa and support a terrorist organization like Hamas, then you are in violation of your visa," Duncan told the Caller. "We do not need Hamas sympathizers on American soil breaking our laws and influencing our youth to hate America and freedom. You riot on behalf of a terrorist organization, then say goodbye to your visa."

If only.

I heard someone, Matt Walsh I think, calling for Republicans to pass something like this, to force Democrats to vote against it and proclaim themselves as pro-Intifada-Riot.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:18 PM




Comments

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1 1st

Posted by: GF at May 09, 2024 03:18 PM (aJxr8)

2 Liz is my favorite transwoman.

Posted by: Allen at May 09, 2024 03:20 PM (lFLgt)

3 i'd be happy with this....

at least that boneless pork rectum johnson could pass it to make the senate deny it.

it SHOULD be safe since he knows chuckie would never take it up

but i'm sure it'll never see the light of day because it'll force 'our friends across the isle" into a difficult vote...

Posted by: SturmToddler at May 09, 2024 03:21 PM (nXhwP)

4 3 i'd be happy with this....

at least that boneless pork rectum johnson could pass it to make the senate deny it.

it SHOULD be safe since he knows chuckie would never take it up

but i'm sure it'll never see the light of day because it'll force 'our friends across the isle" into a difficult vote...
Posted by: SturmToddler at May 09, 2024 03:21 PM (nXhwP)

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Oh, I'd be Johnson will be all in for failure theater over the next few months.

He probably wants to keep being Speaker in the next Congress.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

5 I matriculated at Gaza University, and find it offensive that you think it would be some kind of punishment.

Posted by: Hassen Ben Sober at May 09, 2024 03:23 PM (V5BDR)

6 Ah yes. More failure theatre.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 09, 2024 03:25 PM (N1tpc)

7 Before getting to that, via Twitch, noted warmongrel Liz Cheney has the sads that Biden is now supporting Hamas, and cries Tears of Crisco on Twitter about it:
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Tears of Crisco fall not as drops of water, but as streaks of grease.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2024 03:25 PM (d04cU)

8 As the Imam said, "As Allah is my witness, I thought homosexuals could fly."

Posted by: Eeyore at May 09, 2024 03:25 PM (1bNHn)

9 Oh, goody. Now the kids at Princeton High are joining the Anti Israel protesters at Princeton University. All they had to do said the Principal was sign out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 09, 2024 03:26 PM (XkYcA)

10 8 As the Imam said, "As Allah is my witness, I thought homosexuals could fly."
Posted by: Eeyore at May 09, 2024 03:25 PM (1bNHn)

======

"Well, you can't fly."
-the boy in the back room

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:26 PM (GBKbO)

11 Here's a political stunt that I would like to be a real thing
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Spin the wheel, bub. Shit, I can't even be bothered to guess which one you're about to talk about. It's all the same. If you want it, we don't. We're just funnin' ya. Every time. Honestly, it would be boring by now if it weren't so remunerative.

Posted by: The GOP at May 09, 2024 03:26 PM (d04cU)

12 Paying for Jihadis to come to the US as "students" is part of the informal surrender agreement from our loss in the WoT.

We have fallen rather far from "Millions for Defense, Not One Cent for Tribute"

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2024 03:27 PM (ibTVg)

13 I hate to point this out, but "forcing the Dems to proclaim/own X" where X is some despicable/abhorrent/indefensible position doesn't work.

They and their voters don't GAF. And the "swing" voters aren't going to know.

Posted by: McLurkerson at May 09, 2024 03:27 PM (CjgNg)

14 The bill would specifically "revoke the F, J, or M visa" of any alien who authorities have "arrested for rioting or unlawful protest," or who authorities have "arrested while establishing, participating in, or promoting an encampment" at an institute of higher education.
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Man, that's a lot of qualifiers.

Just revoke the visas. Most foreign "students" are spies anyway.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2024 03:27 PM (d04cU)

15 "I mean, really? We have to vote against this to prove we're pro-Hamas?" - Dems

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 09, 2024 03:27 PM (KbCG3)

16 BREAKING: Montana Democratic Sen. Jon Tester will become the first Senate Democrat to back the Laken Riley Act, an immigration bill that has been championed by Republicans in Congress. - ABC News


Elections are great motivators

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 09, 2024 03:27 PM (xPl2J)

17 Dick is a heterosexual

Mary is a lesbian

And Lizzie? She gets off on money. And right now? Its gett'n real dry in her pool if you know what I mean.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2024 03:29 PM (ibTVg)

18 Did Liz's best friend Victoria not get shit canned. Liz is sort of dumb.

Posted by: pudinhead at May 09, 2024 03:29 PM (/UtnQ)

19 "If you come to America on a student visa and support a terrorist organization like Hamas, then you are in violation of your visa," Duncan told the Caller. "We do not need Hamas sympathizers on American soil breaking our laws and influencing our youth to hate America and freedom. You riot on behalf of a terrorist organization, then say goodbye to your visa."
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Okay. Assume that's true. I don't know that it is, but I'll take it at face value.

Why, then, do we need another law - especially a law that you know full well will not pass? If this is *already* illegal and puts the visa holder in violation - and you assert that it is - then no new law is needed. Punishment for the agency that refuses to enforce the existing law is what is required. Pass a law to amend the budget and cut DHS funding to zero unless it immediately deports visa violators.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2024 03:29 PM (d04cU)

20 Do the Democrats even pretend to be anti terrorist?

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 09, 2024 03:29 PM (5Iswh)

21 "F, J, or M visa"

That made me curious, and Lo! the search engine autocomplete suggested "how many kind of visas are there for usa" [sic]. More than I cared to count.

Posted by: gp On Heavy Drugs at May 09, 2024 03:29 PM (MvF+J)

22 16 BREAKING: Montana Democratic Sen. Jon Tester will become the first Senate Democrat to back the Laken Riley Act, an immigration bill that has been championed by Republicans in Congress. - ABC News


Elections are great motivators
Posted by: Mark1971 at May 09, 2024 03:27 PM (xPl2J)

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"See? Jon Tester is a great conservative choice for Montana."
-Conservatives in Montana, having gotten the sweats that they weren't gonna get their rifle in an ad moment this cycle

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)

23 Do the Democrats even pretend to be anti terrorist?
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 09, 2024 03:29 PM (5Iswh)
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Yes, whole-heartedly.

It's just they view peaceable, productive citizens as terrorists.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (d04cU)

24 Rick Beato did a "What Makes This Song Great" episode about Train's hit Tears of Crisco.

Posted by: spindrift at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (OguvZ)

25 "The bill would specifically "revoke the F, J, or M visa" of any alien who authorities have "arrested for rioting or unlawful protest," or who authorities have "arrested while establishing, participating in, or promoting an encampment" at an institute of higher education."

They forgot about hanging foreigners from a lamp post for "burning, defacing, or taking down any American flag or otherwise vandalizing any monument".

Posted by: Vengeance at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (LP6En)

26 And the "swing" voters aren't going to know.
Posted by: McLurkerson at May 09, 2024 03:27 PM


As one poster here likes to say, such cynicism ill-becomes you.

Posted by: MSM at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (a3Q+t)

27 "We do not need Hamas sympathizers on American soil breaking our laws and influencing our youth to hate America and freedom."

Now do the squad.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (/nCD+)

28 Full throated public support of Hamas will not even get you on a no fly list. It's not like they protested abortion or something.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (z+89e)

29 Seems like such a no-brainer. You want to advocate for a foreign entity? On a visa?

Sorry, your visa is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (dGCAG)

30
Now do the squad.


They are just marrying the siblings Americans won't. Really its an act of love

Posted by: Jeb Bush at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (ibTVg)

31 Why does Liz Cheney have a picture of Rachel Levine for her twitter photo? Strange.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (qUkBO)

32 Liz Cheney loves Jews like OJ loved Nicole.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (0gguK)

33 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

34 Tangentially related, the thing that keeps me up at night is the fear that we will push Israel into the orbit of China.

The idea of Israeli tech flowing into China is a nightmare.

But hey, Joe Biden’s gotta pander and get reelected….

Posted by: EFG at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (yegpw)

35 Liz Cheney is an obnoxious ass private citizen who should learn to STFU and go away.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

36 They riot and destroy our country 🇺🇸. We legislate. Great.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 09, 2024 03:32 PM (LP6En)

37 As of right now the government is more likely to kick you out of the country for not believing the 2020 election was pure as driven snow than it is for declaring Israel should be removed in a 'final solution'.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2024 03:32 PM (ibTVg)

38
Now do the squad.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider

No, YOU do the squad.

Posted by: Ten-Foot Pole at May 09, 2024 03:32 PM (V5BDR)

39 Imagine being a Democrat being supposedly aghast at January 6 but then fronting for Hamas. They really are something else.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:32 PM (0gguK)

40 Where I think such legislation would be fantastic, don't we already have a ridiculously high number of people on visas that overstay and never leave?

Good luck enforcing it.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (Zz0t1)

41 We do not need Hamas sympathizers on American soil breaking our laws and influencing our youth to hate America and freedom.

"We already have the Democratic Party to handle that job", he added.

Posted by: spindrift at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (OguvZ)

42 Been saying a field trip to Gaza for Trannies would be a good learning experience

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

43 My expectations for the current crop of Republican's passing anything that doesn't line their pockets or put America second is not high.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (aFNOf)

44 Liz Cheney, the voice of reason.

Positioning herself for that 3rd party run at the Presidency.

It's a fundraising tool for her, running for President.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (vcOmj)

45 Make the legislation wider in scope. Any student visa holder who breaks the law get's the boot, in addition to this. Also make them maintain some arbitrary GPA.

Oh, and mow my lawn.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (Q4IgG)

46 39 Imagine being a Democrat being supposedly aghast at January 6 but then fronting for Hamas. They really are something else.
Posted by: ... at May 09

Logic? Reason? Never heard of her.

Posted by: Piper at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (pZEOD)

47 Oh, I'd be Johnson will be all in for failure theater over the next few months.

He probably wants to keep being Speaker in the next Congress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

Everyone seems to think he did 180s on things because he wants to keep that chair.

I think he wants out of that chair as fast as he can, and he'd probably we a-ok with a Democrat taking it from him.

He wants them to stop threatening to release the photos of him and that sheep*.



*It's probably not a sheep, but I'm being generous, suggesting the least offensive kind of blackmail they might have.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

48 Discussed a bit in prlevious thread - Liz Cheney is nothing, but her lament is indicative of the amusing way that the entire Never Trump cohort has just been pushed into realizing that yes, Joe Biden is every bit as bad as we here have been saying all along. John Podhoretz has written a long piece on how disgusted he is at having defended Biden's actions for the last 7 months.

And of course all of us can say WE TODE YOU SO BITCHEZ!

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (pbje+)

49 Why limit it to just students?

Any foreign national convicted of any crime loses their visa and is deported.

How about that?

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (2UnvF)

50 My expectations for the current crop of Republican's passing anything that doesn't line their pockets or put America second is not high.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (aFNOf)

Mine aren't even low

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (0gguK)

51 >>>Been saying a field trip to Gaza for Trannies would be a good learning experience

they'd learn a lot about gravity in a short period of time.

Posted by: ace spencer at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (KRtlO)

52 Meh. It's a start.

My proposal: revoke those visas, and then throw them all in prison for espionage. Make Ahmed's rich daddy lobby his Shitcanistan regime to deal for the little inbreed's freedom.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (0FoWg)

53 Liz Cheney loves Jews like OJ loved Nicole.
Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (0gguK)



He loved her with his dark meat. Then she went out and got caught with a white meat.


Ooopsie......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

54 No, YOU do the squad.

Posted by: Ten-Foot Pole at May 09, 2024 03:32 PM (V5BDR)

Not even with Liz Cheney's dick.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 09, 2024 03:35 PM (/nCD+)

55 Paying for Jihadis to come to the US as "students" is part of the informal surrender agreement from our loss in the WoT.

We have fallen rather far from "Millions for Defense, Not One Cent for Tribute"
Posted by: 18-1

Billions for defense, and millions more to bribe people to do things.
Let's swap those smart bombs that Israel wants to buy with some Folger's Coffee Crystals, and see what happens!

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 09, 2024 03:35 PM (vcOmj)

56 Not even with Liz Cheney's dick.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 09, 2024 03:35 PM (/nCD+)
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But it comes pre-crisco'd!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2024 03:35 PM (d04cU)

57
Liz will be trotted out as liberal billionaires and their media tools desire, to say what they want to hear, and make Bill Kristol and his ilk warm and comfy in their port side bunks.

Posted by: Auspex at May 09, 2024 03:35 PM (j4U/Z)

58 47 Everyone seems to think he did 180s on things because he wants to keep that chair.

I think he wants out of that chair as fast as he can, and he'd probably we a-ok with a Democrat taking it from him.

He wants them to stop threatening to release the photos of him and that sheep*.



*It's probably not a sheep, but I'm being generous, suggesting the least offensive kind of blackmail they might have.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)

========

The fundraising circuit he goes on probably opens up many doors for graft. The office is apparently the best in the city. Him griping about the base hating him is probably just fodder for the big donors.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

59

46 39 Imagine being a Democrat being supposedly aghast at January 6 but then fronting for Hamas. They really are something else.
Posted by: ... at May 09"

That's easy to explain; Democrat's love dead Jews. They only hate live Jews who try to stand up for themselves.

Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (pbje+)

60 I'm still waiting for someone to sponsor The Liz Cheney Salad Bar Act, requiring any bloviating, obnoxious, for sale to defense contractors, flabby cottage cheese ass, Austin Powers resembling, fugly, bloated, obnoxious, mendacity spouting, turncoat, manly looking buffoon to be forced to CHOOSE THE SALAD AT LUNCH.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (LP6En)

61 Liz Cheney loves Jews like OJ loved Nicole.
Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (0gguK)

Unlike the Cheney family, when OJ decided someone needed killing, he went and did it himself.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

62 Liz Cheney, the voice of reason.

Positioning herself for that 3rd party run at the Presidency.


The Endless Shrimp party at Red Lobster?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

63 *It's probably not a sheep, but I'm being generous, suggesting the least offensive kind of blackmail they might have.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (dGCAG)



Young, black boys. He adopted a young black boy out of guilt for boffing young, black boys on Epstein's island.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

64 The Endless Shrimp party at Red Lobster?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)

AND GRITS!!!

- Mt. Kamaltoe-a

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (/nCD+)

65 Liz Cheney. The voice of donuts and fried food.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (LP6En)

66 The sad thing is that if the GOP managed to pass that, local Leo and/or DAs would selectively arrest to protect the foreigner student protesters.

Like in Boston and elsewhere they have to turn over criminal aliens if sentenced over 1 year so they purposely sentence them to 364 days to protect them from deportation. It was one of these criminals that was set free early and then he murdered a young couple, both of them doctors, during a burglary.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Hkcdp)

67 The fundraising circuit he goes on probably opens up many doors for graft. The office is apparently the best in the city. Him griping about the base hating him is probably just fodder for the big donors.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (GBKbO)

And again, I think attributing his behavior to simple graft is being too generous.

If he's lining his pockets, that's to soften the pain of knowing his sex habits are known. And photographed.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

68
The Endless Shrimp party at Red Lobster?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)



She's more like 7 day old roast beef at Arby's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

69
The Endless Shrimp party at Red Lobster?

Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM


It's kinda funny that 'Red Lobster' is blaming 'endless shrimp' for their financial problems.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 09, 2024 03:39 PM (RKVpM)

70 Failure theater is exactly what it is. Even IF is passed the House (not a chance), then it still has to go to the Senate (also not a chance) and then any differences may have to be hammered out in committees (still no chance).

Finally, once it's passed both houses, FJB has to sign it into law. There's simply no way that it will happen this side of the grave.

Pointless virtue signaling.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2024 03:40 PM (7fElN)

71 Not even with Liz Cheney's dick.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 09, 2024 03:35 PM (/nCD+)
++++
But it comes pre-crisco'd!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Ok, sure.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at May 09, 2024 03:40 PM (R4t5M)

72 Young, black boys. He adopted a young black boy out of guilt for boffing young, black boys on Epstein's island.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

Well, there are the Friends of Epstein, and then there are the Friends of Ed Buck.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:40 PM (dGCAG)

73 Liz Cheney 3rd Party run? Not possible.

More like 3rd Party roll.

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:40 PM (0gguK)

74 70 Finally, once it's passed both houses, FJB has to sign it into law. There's simply no way that it will happen this side of the grave.

Pointless virtue signaling.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2024 03:40 PM (7fElN)

=======

But it'll show that Democrats are the REAL racists!

Which will undo all programming efforts and narrative conditioning over the past 60 years.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

75 Liz Cheney, the Turkey Neck That Gobbled

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 09, 2024 03:41 PM (KbCG3)

76 She's more like 7 day old roast beef at Arby's.

My ears are burning.

Posted by: Hope Solo at May 09, 2024 03:41 PM (mSufQ)

77 My proposal: revoke those visas, and then throw them all in prison for espionage. Make Ahmed's rich daddy lobby his Shitcanistan regime to deal for the little inbreed's freedom.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice


Only if that prison is in Zimbabwe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2024 03:41 PM (IG4Id)

78 Next time we have an insurrection who is gonna volunteer to rape Nancy Pelosi?

Posted by: pudinhead at May 09, 2024 03:41 PM (/UtnQ)

79 Audit every school that accepted federal backed loans. Make every school publish the % of students in a given major who are in default of any loans. Create an automatic cut off that makes majors or schools with too low repayments ineligible for federal backed loans. Drag these protest leaders out to the desert, splay them out in the traditional blood eagle sacrifice, including the full vivisection, remove the eyelids and prop up a mirror so they can watch the vultures eat their own entrails. No make up exams or free passing grades for the protestors. Areas not under control of School officials are not safe for food delivery, door dash will be blocked. And probably a few other things as well.

Posted by: Bilwis Devourer of Innocent Souls, I'm starvin' over here at May 09, 2024 03:42 PM (z+89e)

80 Been saying a field trip to Gaza for Trannies would be a good learning experience
Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)
......

sure. as long as it's one-way.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2024 03:42 PM (v0R5T)

81 FFS dude

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:42 PM (0gguK)

82 Ban all mooselims from coming to this country.

Deport all mooselims that are non-citizens from the country.

In the meanwhile, bring back the Internment Camps but instead of the sneaky Japs fill them up with the smelly mooselims.

Intern all they asses.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2024 03:43 PM (4a+k3)

83 >49

Cut/jib/newsletter!!!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 09, 2024 03:43 PM (Hkcdp)

84 Liz Cheney is an obnoxious ass private citizen who should learn to STFU and go away.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
+++
Yeah. And she should take that bitch Hillary with her.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 09, 2024 03:43 PM (Lo97M)

85 Liz Cheney, The Manchurroian Candidate

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 03:43 PM (0gguK)

86 "We haven't seen weather patterns like this in this country for 500 years. Global warming is a thing!"

"No, it happened 500 years ago, before the industrial revolution and the burning of oil and your 'global warming.' That means it ISN'T a thing, you clown."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:44 PM (Zz0t1)

87 In Europe they give the terrorists a pass on rape and murder because if they convicted and deported them, they might suffer consequences in their own country. (Showing it is a lie that they didn't know any better due to their immigrant status)

So any bill to repatriate these scum would only cause local prosecutors to refuse to charge, or for judges to expunge records.

My proposal is that any white American citizen be sent to do a year as an exchange student in Gaza, Pakistan, Afghanistan,.... give them an education in what they are fighting for.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 03:44 PM (Vmfts)

88 I really wish Miss Piggy would go hunting with her father and Kristi Noem

Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2024 03:44 PM (yOPBE)

89 Oh, I'd be Johnson will be all in for failure theater over the next few months.

He probably wants to keep being Speaker in the next Congress.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

...

So every other bill from now to the election will be the House voting to repeal Obamacare.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 09, 2024 03:44 PM (z/ifB)

90 89 So every other bill from now to the election will be the House voting to repeal Obamacare.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 09, 2024 03:44 PM (z/ifB)

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Oh, no. That effort got too close to reality early in Trump's term.

No more of that.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

91 I really wish Miss Piggy would go hunting with her father and Kristi Noem
Posted by: Chuck C at May 09, 2024 03:44 PM (yOPBE)



And start barking uncontrollably.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:45 PM (Zz0t1)

92 Fraud shouldn't pay. Racially motivated fraud should result in penalties.

@johnddavidson 45m
All it took to confirm that the "mass graves found in Canada's indigenous schools" story was a massive fraud was three years, a spate of Catholic church burnings, and an $8-million payoff to the Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc First Nation that ginned up the hoax in the first place.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2024 03:45 PM (IG4Id)

93 So Red Lobster/Olive Garden ain’t endless after all.

Posted by: Eromero at May 09, 2024 03:46 PM (o2ZRX)

94 82 Ban all mooselims from coming to this country.

Yeah, we'll get the INS on that right away.

Posted by: Auspex at May 09, 2024 03:46 PM (j4U/Z)

95 88 I really wish Miss Piggy would go hunting with her father and Kristi Noem
Posted by: Chuck C


Hopefully she flies in on a Boeing jet.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 09, 2024 03:46 PM (aFNOf)

96 Intern all they asses.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2024 03:43 PM (4a+k3)

If you intern them, they think they're entitled to use the employee break room, and they stink it up with their weird food.

Then they go and use the employee lavatory!

Posted by: BurtTC at May 09, 2024 03:46 PM (dGCAG)

97 See lots of young college white girls would love to go experience Jihad

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 03:47 PM (fwDg9)

98 Tk’emlúps te Secwépemc

Cthulu Ptaghn!

Posted by: steevy at May 09, 2024 03:47 PM (FQmDC)

99 Oh, no. That effort got too close to reality early in Trump's term.

No more of that.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:45 PM (GBKbO)

...

You misunderestimate the redness of the red meat served in my restaurant.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at May 09, 2024 03:47 PM (z/ifB)

100 68
The Endless Shrimp party at Red Lobster?
Posted by: Archimedes at May 09, 2024 03:36 PM (CsUN+)


She's more like 7 day old roast beef at Arby's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 09, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

During my short-lived period as an open mic night comic years ago, I did a joke about Katie Holmes bugging a gay Tom Cruise for sexual favors. The punchline was Tom's excuse for getting out of it: C'mon Katie, I already had roast beef for lunch.

Nobody laughed.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (KbCG3)

101 I want endless grits.

Posted by: Liz Chinney at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

102 49 Why limit it to just students?
Any foreign national convicted of any crime loses their visa and is deported.
How about that?
Posted by: Duke Lowell

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Why limit it to crimes? The laws as written are that any immigrant has to be self supporting.
Deport anyone who ever took a check from the government - housing, SNAP, SSDI, whatever.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (Vmfts)

103 82 Ban all mooselims from coming to this country.

a moose once limned my sister

Posted by: anachronda at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (v3pYe)

104 Get out of the damn cities.

Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.

http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (Odg76)

105 99
You misunderestimate the redness of the red meat served in my restaurant.
Posted by: Speaker Johnson at May 09, 2024 03:47 PM (z/ifB)

=======

"Listen, goat fucker. You will do the red meat that we allow you to do. Outside of that, we show the world what Mr. Horns was doing to you behind the DC Hooters. Don't fucking talk about Obamacare. Big P doesn't like it."
-The GOP Donor Class

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

106 No doubt Boeing is bad but keep in mind DEI hire flight crew, maintainers and air traffic controllers as well.....

Posted by: steevy at May 09, 2024 03:49 PM (FQmDC)

107 Here's a political stunt that I would like to be a real thing: Send the terrorists-in-training back to their terrorist shitoles.

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LGBTQIA+PEDO hardest *splat* ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 09, 2024 03:50 PM (iTmPD)

108 Andrea Burkhart had a livestream of the Karen Read trial today. Karen Read apparently ran over her boyfriend.

Andrea is looking really cute in her Phillies cap.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 09, 2024 03:50 PM (ufFY8)

109 94 82 Ban all mooselims from coming to this country.

Yeah, we'll get the INS on that right away.
Posted by: Auspex

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This is it right here. Unless we do this and expel the majority already in the West, we will be conquered. I see it as inevitable, and so do they.

It will not happen. The best we can hope for is a very bloody fight before we lose.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 03:51 PM (Vmfts)

110 Four more years for “Foreigners for Foreign Wars”!”

Posted by: Corona exile-back_in_exile at May 09, 2024 03:51 PM (UqsCH)

111 > Deport anyone who ever took a check from the government - housing, SNAP, SSDI, whatever.

There are several youtube channels that post videos from court. If you watch them long you'll soon discover how much of the permanent criminal class in America are on full disability, SNAP, section 8, etc.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2024 03:52 PM (Odg76)

112 The bill would specifically "revoke the F, J, or M visa" of any alien who authorities have "arrested for rioting or unlawful protest," or who authorities have "arrested while establishing, participating in, or promoting an encampment" at an institute of higher education.
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I'm guessing anyone with an "S", "P", or "Y" visa will still be allowed in...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2024 03:52 PM (7fElN)

113 112 All the swarms across the southern border have neither visas or passports

Posted by: steevy at May 09, 2024 03:53 PM (FQmDC)

114 I'm guessing anyone with an "S", "P", or "Y" visa will still be allowed in...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 09, 2024 03:52 PM (7fElN)

Don't forget the "D","E", and "I" visas.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 09, 2024 03:53 PM (ufFY8)

115 Hell, why restrict the revocation to just that list of unlawful acts. Shouldn't a visa holder be deported for any felony violation?

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 09, 2024 03:54 PM (XMwZJ)

116 103 82 Ban all mooselims from coming to this country.

a moose once limned my sister
Posted by: anachronda
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My local zoo had a moose interned. They had to put it down though because it did nothing but sit in the break room wasting time and eating all the best snacks.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 03:54 PM (Vmfts)

117 Liz Cheney is a Luby's 1.5.

Posted by: Marcus T at May 09, 2024 03:54 PM (QYCIF)

118 Hell, why restrict the revocation to just that list of unlawful acts. Shouldn't a visa holder be deported for any felony violation?

Pretty sure that's rayciss

Posted by: The FNM at May 09, 2024 03:54 PM (ibTVg)

119 My local zoo had a moose interned. They had to put it down though

I'm tanned, rested and ready!

Posted by: Kristi Noem, back from the plastic surgeon and pounding Corey Lewandowski at May 09, 2024 03:56 PM (ufFY8)

120 I want endless grits.

Posted by: Liz Chinney at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (v0R5T)

I think you mean 'endless grifts.'

Easy mistake to make.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 09, 2024 03:56 PM (/nCD+)

121 There are several youtube channels that post videos from court. If you watch them long you'll soon discover how much of the permanent criminal class in America are on full disability, SNAP, section 8, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme

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Or you could live and work on the wrong side of the tracks in any metropolitan region. I have and I know. I have known since I was a lad. And they brag about it.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 03:56 PM (Vmfts)

122 All the swarms across the southern border have neither visas or passports

When I went to get my license *renewed* they demanded a ton of government documents and if you didn't bring them ALL you'd be asked to come back...after waiting in line for hours...in a few months when you'd get another appointment and again wait in line for hours for your "appointment".

However, there were signs all over in every language noting that if you were "undocumented" you didn't need any paperwork.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2024 03:56 PM (ibTVg)

123 Hell, why restrict the revocation to just that list of unlawful acts. Shouldn't a visa holder be deported for any felony violation?
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent


Sure, but best to start with the easy pickins'. The Left's incrementalism is how we got here in the first place. Winding it back will require that in the other direction.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2024 03:56 PM (IG4Id)

124 113 112 All the swarms across the southern border have neither visas or passports
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Trump should warn mexico that he will deport illegals back into mexico from where they came ... make mexico sweat a bit

Posted by: E.T. at May 09, 2024 03:57 PM (m1rBW)

125 If the Rs controlled everything this would never get a floor vote.

It's insulting they think they can hoodwink you with it.

Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at May 09, 2024 03:57 PM (VOSfB)

126 Liz Cheney is a Luby's 1.5.

I'd hic hit it. Hic. Like a rat in Fort Marcy Park. Hic.

/Evil Grin

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 09, 2024 03:57 PM (ibTVg)

127 121 There are several youtube channels that post videos from court. If you watch them long you'll soon discover how much of the permanent criminal class in America are on full disability, SNAP, section 8, etc.
Posted by: bonhomme

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Or you could live and work on the wrong side of the tracks in any metropolitan region. I have and I know. I have known since I was a lad. And they brag about it.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 03:56 PM (Vmfts)

Was once renting out an apartment I owned. Had two section 8 applicants, though I specifically said I wasn't approved for section 8.

They were not shy about how happy they were to be getting discounted housing from taxpayers like me. One was even talking about how she's convincing her daughter to sign up. No shame. All smiles.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 09, 2024 03:57 PM (KbCG3)

128 Get out of the damn cities.

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (Odg76)

Cue up the "buh buh buh, it's MY city" bit.

The hell it is. You can tell St. Peter it's your city - because nobody in this world cares about that sad refrain. Most especially Johnny Belts over there.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2024 03:58 PM (0FoWg)

129 And that RINO shitstain Johnson is out there whining that Biden halting all weapons to Israel 'isn't what was promised'.

He really is THAT fucking stupid, or thinks that we are.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 09, 2024 03:58 PM (setIA)

130 Get out of the damn cities.

Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.

http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (Odg76)

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The Walking Dead was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not an instruction manual.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 09, 2024 04:00 PM (B6tCx)

131 Get out of the damn cities.

Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.

http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz
Posted by: bonhomme

Poor newcomer is lucky his pants didn't fall down.

Posted by: Kathy Hochul at May 09, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

132 The bill would specifically "revoke the F, J, or M visa" of any alien who authorities have "arrested for rioting or unlawful protest," or who authorities have "arrested while establishing, participating in, or promoting an encampment" at an institute of higher education.

I love it and the intent but you know the things that will happen over and above the calling Republicans racists and xenophobes.

Were it to pass sanctuary cities will ensure that no one is arrested for those charges.

Second, the courts will say that this gets rid of due process because an arrest is not a conviction. JUST LIKE HITLER!!!

Posted by: blaster at May 09, 2024 04:00 PM (xhfG9)

133 31
‘ picture of Rachel Levine ’

I prefer the
Miss Piggy version of her.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 09, 2024 04:01 PM (jbnUc)

134 You wanted NYC edgy? Going to have all the edge you want. Shot, stabbed, beat with a pipe, hung by belt, etc.

Enjoy, assholes.

Posted by: Kermit the Frog at May 09, 2024 04:01 PM (R4t5M)

135 His word as a Biden

President Biden
@POTUS
I will not rest until every hostage, like Abigail, ripped from their families and held by Hamas is back in the arms of their loved ones.
They have my word.
Their families have my word.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 09, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)

136 And that RINO shitstain Johnson is out there whining that Biden halting all weapons to Israel 'isn't what was promised'.

He really is THAT fucking stupid, or thinks that we are.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 09, 2024 03:58 PM (setIA)

This isn't new. Tip O'Neill promised Reagan staunch border security and sky-high penalties for employers hiring illegals in exchange for amnesty.

Reagan - in one of his few errors in judgement, trusted a Democrat. Amnesty was granted, and Tip O'Neill absolutely fucked him for it.

To this day, leftists revere Tip O'Neill for sticking it to Reagan, and Republicans continue to be fucking shocked that Democrats - as a species - are liars.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 09, 2024 04:02 PM (/nCD+)

137 @POTUS
I will not rest until every hostage, like Abigail, ripped from their families and held by Hamas is back in the arms of their loved ones.
They have my word.
Their families have my word.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 09, 2024 04:02 PM (L/fGl)
++++
That and a buck will buy you a phone call.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2024 04:02 PM (d04cU)

138 Cue up the "buh buh buh, it's MY city" bit.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2024 03:58 PM (0FoWg)

Yeah I'm done with that crowd. At some point your sense of self-preservation needs to overcome whatever feeling of pride or nostalgia is keeping you rooted to a place where you're in constant danger of being killed by a lunatic or jailed if you try to defend yourself.

If that's not the case, you're too dumb to save.

Posted by: ballistic at May 09, 2024 04:03 PM (oqH4h)

139 See? Jon Tester is a great conservative choice for Montana."
-Conservatives in Montana, having gotten the sweats that they weren't gonna get their rifle in an ad moment this cycle
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 03:30 PM (GBKbO)
********
You would think that the voters would see through this move, but sadly they won’t and they will put him back in office even though he votes 99% of the time with Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2024 04:03 PM (R+EIn)

140 And that RINO shitstain Johnson is out there whining that Biden halting all weapons to Israel 'isn't what was promised'.

He really is THAT fucking stupid, or thinks that we are.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 09, 2024 03:58 PM (setIA)

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Embrace the Suck and the Power of AND.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 09, 2024 04:03 PM (B6tCx)

141
Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.


I remember a SF/horror movie called Pandora. There were these sub human creatures that would use the loop around the neck trick to capture people and eat them.

And...yet again Biden's junta has brought yet another SF dystopia to life...

Posted by: Hillary Clinton at May 09, 2024 04:03 PM (ibTVg)

142 They should send them to Israel too. It's good to compare.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 09, 2024 04:04 PM (JeYYB)

143 I'm already voting for him...this schadenboner could kill me!

There's A GOP Plan For An Execution Spree If Trump Wins The White House.

During the final six months of Donald Trump’s presidency, his administration carried out an unprecedented execution spree, killing 13 people on federal death row and ending a 17-year de facto federal execution moratorium...Trump, the GOP’s presumptive 2024 presidential nominee, has openly fantasized about executing drug dealers and human traffickers. He reportedly suggested that officials who leak information to the press should be executed, too.

...behind the scenes, there’s a team of pro-Trump conservatives who are pushing for a second Trump term that involves even more state-sponsored killing than the first...Project 2025 released an 887-page document that lays out policy goals and recommendations for each part of the federal government. Buried on page 554 is a directive to execute every remaining federal death row prisoner — and to persuade the Supreme Court to expand the types of crimes that can be punished with death sentences.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 09, 2024 04:04 PM (JCZqz)

144 You would think that the voters would see through this move, but sadly they won’t and they will put him back in office even though he votes 99% of the time with Biden.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2024 04:03 PM (R+EIn)

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"But, but, he wears a cowboy hat sometimes in commercials!"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 09, 2024 04:04 PM (B6tCx)

145 Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.

http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz
Posted by: bonhomme

--

Women, 2018 or so to present:

WE DON'T NEED YOUR PROTECTION! BELIEVE ALL WOMEN! ME TOO! BEAR OR MAN?!!!

Men:

Okay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 04:04 PM (yqqF2)

146 Execution Spree > Shopping Spree

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 09, 2024 04:05 PM (R4t5M)

147 Prestigious universities?

You gest sir..

We are #1 in gender studies however

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 09, 2024 04:05 PM (ZNRWO)

148 You would think that the voters would see through this move, but sadly they won’t and they will put him back in office even though he votes 99% of the time with Biden.

Part of the problem is LIVs not understanding how their vote works in congress.

If you are a moderate, let alone right of center, and live in a red state you should vote for the most rightwing person you can. Why? Because the blue states/districts all vote for leftwing lunatics and you have to balance them out.

So even if Tester really was some moderate voting for him is a bad idea unless you are left of center...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2024 04:05 PM (ibTVg)

149 "But, but, he wears a cowboy hat sometimes in commercials!"
Posted by: ShainS


"An' he wrenches on a piece of Detroit iron every four years~!"

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 09, 2024 04:05 PM (IG4Id)

150 These jihadi students shouldn't be let into the US in the first place.

I think that the tradition has been that USCIS has let colleges and universities vouch for their students on student visas - if MIT or whomever vouches for a foreign student, that was deemed sufficient.

We need to do a lot more vetting of student visas.

And hey - if that damages the schools financially, that's just a side benefit.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 09, 2024 04:06 PM (uxCna)

151 "But, but, he wears a cowboy hat sometimes in commercials!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 09, 2024 04:04 PM (B6tCx)
*****
Works every time.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 09, 2024 04:06 PM (R+EIn)

152 Security camera footage of a male in NYC
.......

Careful. You may be misgendering one of our New Neighbors.

Posted by: wth at May 09, 2024 04:06 PM (v0R5T)

153 There's A GOP Plan For An Execution Spree If Trump Wins The White House.

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Sorry, I have it on good authority that Trump will build the FBI building in D.C., so it doesn't matter what enticements you use to get me to vote for him.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 04:06 PM (yqqF2)

154 Now that Israel does not have to pander for Biden handouts, it's time to finish Hamass once and for all.

Every dead Gaza is on Biden.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at May 09, 2024 04:06 PM (wBaIH)

155 has openly fantasized about executing drug dealers and human traffickers

Well, that would likely make it more expensive to get Epstein girls (and boys) so I understand why the left would be against it.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2024 04:06 PM (ibTVg)

156 Banning Mussies, too funny. The Barky 1st, 2nd and 3rd Administration have been bringing them in as fast as possible

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 04:08 PM (fwDg9)

157 Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.

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Remember, it's Trump who betrayed and abandoned women.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 09, 2024 04:08 PM (L/fGl)

158 has openly fantasized about executing drug dealers and human traffickers


-

I'm guessing, if they were asked where no one could know it was them, something like 80% of the country would agree with this.

Especially the part about the child s3x slaves.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 04:08 PM (yqqF2)

159 http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz

Dear God

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 09, 2024 04:08 PM (ZNRWO)

160 Belt loop guy's house has two front doors.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 04:08 PM (yqqF2)

161 Get out of the damn cities.

Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.

http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz

Posted by: bonhomme at May 09, 2024 03:48 PM (Odg76)

I think the part of the post talking about her being prounced dead was refrencing the teen stabbed in the neck, not the belt victim. Although things probably don't look good for the belt victim either.

Posted by: pookysgirl lives in a rural area for several reasons at May 09, 2024 04:09 PM (dtlDP)

162 One of the ex-military guys I follow was decrying this stunt legislation as being a dangerous overreach of 1st amendment principles. Of course the guy also says Israel is 'illegally' using US munitions to 'target civilians' in Gaza so...he might be semi full of shit.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 09, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

163 Trump having people who were convicted, had numerous failed appeals and were waiting on DEATH ROW executed.What a tyrant...

Posted by: steevy at May 09, 2024 04:10 PM (FQmDC)

164 http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz
Posted by: bonhomme

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I wonder how many times this has happened already and the video did not leak out?

This seems to be a well practiced technique imported from those newcomers recently released from prison SoB. I'll bet the authorities know a lot more about this.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 04:11 PM (Vmfts)

165
"For every dollar you give to the GOP House Leadership PAC, we will now throw in a Jihadi deportation AND execution of not necessarily legal migrant dreamer mass murderer not already released on bond!"

Ronna is somewhere drunk on her ass and laughing at all this.

Posted by: Auspex at May 09, 2024 04:11 PM (j4U/Z)

166 162 One of the ex-military guys I follow was decrying this stunt legislation as being a dangerous overreach of 1st amendment principles. Of course the guy also says Israel is 'illegally' using US munitions to 'target civilians' in Gaza so...he might be semi full of shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 09, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

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The idea that the constitution applies to non-citizens has always confused me. Otherwise, what's the point of a nation.

It's important to recall that the controversy over the Alien and Sedition Acts was not the Alien part. It was the Sedition part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

167 Gummint already took all the fun out of getting a crazy check. Used to be, I could cuss out the mailman when the check was late. Now, it's electronic. What fun is that?

Posted by: Not Wrapped Too Tight at May 09, 2024 04:12 PM (V5BDR)

168 Hey, Liz! You got precious norms restored. Democrat Precious Norms, that is. On steroids. Anti-Semitism, pandering to new minorities every election cycle for their votes in key states, campus riots, lying to everyone for fun and profit, Lawfare, mass illegal immigration, the Administration issuing edicts to industries and schools, and much moar. But yeah, I know - Trump said the p-word and made mean Tweets. Go to hell, Liz.

Posted by: Gref at May 09, 2024 04:12 PM (5fDan)

169 Although things probably don't look good for the belt victim either.
Posted by: pookysgirl lives in a rural area for several reasons at May 09, 2024 04:09 PM (dtlDP

She went limp *quick*. Not suffocation. If her neck ain't broke, I'm betting her trachea is. I'm leaning toward "dead at the scene."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2024 04:12 PM (0FoWg)

170 Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.
http://tiny.cc/x2y0yz
Posted by: bonhomme

Savages.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 09, 2024 04:12 PM (4a+k3)

171 I guess they told Whorey Daniels to tone it down .. She wasn't nearly as stupid as she was Tuesday

Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)

172 I guess they told Whorey Daniels to tone it down .. She wasn't nearly as stupid as she was Tuesday
Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)
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That must've been a fun meeting.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 09, 2024 04:14 PM (d04cU)

173 One of the ex-military guys I follow was decrying this stunt legislation as being a dangerous overreach of 1st amendment principles. Of course the guy also says Israel is 'illegally' using US munitions to 'target civilians' in Gaza so...he might be semi full of shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 09, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

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The idea that the constitution applies to non-citizens has always confused me. Otherwise, what's the point of a nation.

It's important to recall that the controversy over the Alien and Sedition Acts was not the Alien part. It was the Sedition part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

I'm amused by the 'illegal use of US munitions' as if laws mattered in warfare or were enforceable in other counties.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 09, 2024 04:15 PM (xcxpd)

174 What a piece of shit scumbag he is

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 04:15 PM (0gguK)

175 171 I guess they told Whorey Daniels to tone it down .. She wasn't nearly as stupid as she was Tuesday
Posted by: It's me donna at May 09, 2024 04:13 PM (Akjoo)
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I think the prosecutors realized they made a mistake. Just read they no longer plan on putting McDougal on the stand.

Posted by: WisRich at May 09, 2024 04:15 PM (G0vdT)

176 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 09, 2024 04:15 PM (ZdexC)

177 Now let's go get something to eat

Posted by: ... at May 09, 2024 04:16 PM (0gguK)

178 Tester wants people crossing into Gaza to be vetted. What about our borders, douche?

Posted by: Timur Lenk at May 09, 2024 04:16 PM (g1WJ4)

179 I hate that this stuff is happening to women in the cities. Full stop.

That said, it's weird to watch in real time as the women in the cities who insisted that The Patriarchy meant men had respect of criminals and didn't have to fear for whatever (even though they're the majority victims of violence) learn that equality is a pretty meaningless concept without the other folks - specifically men - agreeing to it.

You can't just casually walk down the street regardless of who you are. You have to be aware of your surroundings. And here we are in a time of increased violence in cities, and apparently people are more and more comfortable that there is some aura of protection because... I'm still unclear on that last part. Girl power, I guess?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 04:17 PM (yqqF2)

180 Women, 2018 or so to present:

WE DON'T NEED YOUR PROTECTION! BELIEVE ALL WOMEN! ME TOO! BEAR OR MAN?!!!

Men:

Okay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 09, 2024 04:04 PM (yqqF2)

I am secure in the knowledge that not only would my man protect me, he'd do his best to turn the bear into a rug to keep my feet warm. ;-)

Posted by: pookysgirl, measuring the area in front of the fireplace at May 09, 2024 04:17 PM (dtlDP)

181 I'll guarantee that's not the first time that fella belted a chick. He looked like that was old hat for him. Old belt. Whatever.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 09, 2024 04:17 PM (0FoWg)

182 The Marxists really want a Civil War II

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 04:18 PM (fwDg9)

183 Please enjoy the "Rage Ritual," a ceremony in which women scream and beat stuff with sticks

https://shorturl.at/bvFS6

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And we accuse them of being too emotional.

P.S. Where's a good bear when you need one?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 09, 2024 04:18 PM (L/fGl)

184 She went limp *quick*. Not suffocation. If her neck ain't broke, I'm betting her trachea is. I'm leaning toward "dead at the scene."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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Enough pressure on the neck can put someone out in a couple seconds, and I don't think it's easy to break a neck by pulling straight up. It could be a combination, constrict the vessels to the brain, concussion when the head hits the concrete, and then suffocation from the belt left in place.

But I don't know. I am not a hangman.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 09, 2024 04:18 PM (Vmfts)

185
Security camera footage of a male in NYC throwing a looped belt over a pedestrian's head, possibly snapping her neck, pulling her between two cars, and looting her body. The woman did not survive.

I've already told my wife not to walk the streets alone in my upper class neighborhood. But I know abortion is the most important issue to women. Student loan forgiveness is the most important issue to the youth. So, four more years of Biden.

More preppin' for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 09, 2024 04:18 PM (RKVpM)

186 173 I'm amused by the 'illegal use of US munitions' as if laws mattered in warfare or were enforceable in other counties.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 09, 2024 04:15 PM (xcxpd)

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"We will only sell these guns to you if you make sure that 0 civilians die from it."
-regular contracts in weapons manufacture, apparently

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 09, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)

187 "But, but, he wears a cowboy hat sometimes in commercials!"
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 09, 2024 04:04 PM


***furiously scribbles notes***

Posted by: John Cornyn at May 09, 2024 04:19 PM (z/ifB)

188 This video was horrible and needs more attention

Posted by: Skip at May 09, 2024 04:25 PM (fwDg9)

189
I seem to remember a time not too long ago that withholding congressional funded ammo to an ally was a big impeachment worthy no-no.

Posted by: Frank Barone at May 09, 2024 04:25 PM (+oR7L)

190 I'd like to think that if Trump is re-elected, the FBI will have reason to fear, but I don't think that.

I think Trump likes brand names.

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This is from the last thread which I missed. To me this says that Trump is finally acting like a politician and not telegraphing to his enemies what he will do when he wins the election. Let the FBI think they have nothing to worry so they don't throw everything at him now. Having them behaving atrociously regardless will just be more justification to get rid of them when the time comes.

Posted by: Decaf at May 09, 2024 04:27 PM (unUNN)

191 One of the ex-military guys I follow was decrying this stunt legislation as being a dangerous overreach of 1st amendment principles. Of course the guy also says Israel is 'illegally' using US munitions to 'target civilians' in Gaza so...he might be semi full of shit.
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 09, 2024 04:10 PM (xcxpd)

All the militants in Gaza are civilians. Gaza does not have an organized military, they are terrorists sheltering against the other civilians.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 09, 2024 04:28 PM (eoQWY)

192 All the militants in Gaza are civilians. Gaza does not have an organized military, they are terrorists sheltering against the other civilians.

I saw a break down of a "civilian strike" from Iraq.

The dead were all of course young men. We had video of them with weapons before a missile strike was called in on them. But then the NGO that claimed it was a civilian strike was on scene and no weapons were to be seen...

Of course the answer is that someone had taken the weapons before the NGO took their pictures...likely the NGO.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 09, 2024 04:35 PM (ibTVg)

193 Tangentially related, the thing that keeps me up at night is the fear that we will push Israel into the orbit of China.

The idea of Israeli tech flowing into China is a nightmare.

But hey, Joe Biden’s gotta pander and get reelected….
Posted by: EFG at May 09, 2024 03:31 PM (yegpw)

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Russians are more likely and have a greater need to want to pair up with Israel to get their technology. Does that keep any of Biden's idiots awake?

Posted by: Decaf at May 09, 2024 04:36 PM (unUNN)

194 John Podhoretz has written a long piece on how disgusted he is at having defended Biden's actions for the last 7 months.

And of course all of us can say WE TODE YOU SO BITCHEZ!
Posted by: Tom Servo at May 09, 2024 03:34 PM (pbje+)

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I marvel at the smart people who are supposedly conservative yet defend Biden. The level of self-delusion is astronomical.

So what is John going to do now except lament his stupidity? Is he going to start an anti-Hamas protest? Is he going to now protest against Biden outside the White House gates? How much is he prepared to risk for his beliefs?

Posted by: Decaf at May 09, 2024 04:45 PM (unUNN)

195 Trump should warn mexico that he will deport illegals back into mexico from where they came ... make mexico sweat a bit
Posted by: E.T. at May 09, 2024 03:57 PM (m1rBW)

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That's my attitude, they let them into their country it should then be their problem. What are they going to do about it? Send in their drug cartels?

And that's the other thing, deport every Mexican without a visa. Heck, deport everyone with a tattoo.

Posted by: Decaf at May 09, 2024 04:57 PM (unUNN)

196 "If only." Yes, if only there were enough elected officials with the actual balls or tits to make this a law.

Posted by: sidney at May 09, 2024 05:10 PM (Uy/WF)

197 Yeah! Deportations for badspeak! Love it

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach George Orwell at May 09, 2024 08:26 PM (YZhRl)

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