RFKJr. Told a Court During His Divorce Proceedings That a Worm Had Eaten Part of His Brain and Died Inside of His Skull, Giving Him "Cognitive Problems"

That reads like a juiced headline but it's actually 100% accurate.

The Times is attempting to take Kennedy out of the race.

Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admitted in a 2012 deposition that a worm had eaten part of his brain and then died inside his head, according to a report by The New York Times.
Key Details:
RFK Jr. made the unusual admission during a deposition for his 2012 divorce proceedings.
He began experiencing cognitive problems and memory loss in 2010, admitting in the deposition two years later, "I have cognitive problems, clearly."
Upon seeing a New York doctor regarding his cognitive problems, he was ultimately informed that the issues were likely "caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died," Kennedy said in his deposition.
Diving Deeper:
The New York Times report indicates that Kennedy made the startling revelation during his 2012 divorce deposition. He reportedly began experiencing cognitive issues and both short and long-term memory loss in 2010, shortly after the death of his uncle, Senator Edward Kennedy, from brain cancer. Initially, Kennedy feared he had a brain tumor, but a second opinion from a New York doctor revealed a different cause. The doctor informed Kennedy that a dark spot on his brain scans was due to a dead parasite. Kennedy testified that the doctor told him the parasite had eaten a part of his brain before dying.
In addition to the brain parasite, Kennedy also admitted to suffering from mercury poisoning, which he believes was caused by his frequent consumption of tuna fish sandwiches.

Um. I don't know whether to take all of this seriously, or if Kennedy is just a hypochondriac and medical paranoiac.

However, Kennedy's health history is not without other complications. The anti-vaccine activist and conspiracy theorist has openly discussed his past struggles with drug addiction.

Obviously the Times is attempting to destroy RFKJr. so that he doesn't take votes from Biden (who himself has a worm-riddled brain and "cognitive problems").

I'm not sure if I should root for their effort. RFKJr. seems to take more votes from Trump.

MXMNews criticizes Biden for his Basement Strategy.

Even the New York Times has criticized Biden for not doing any interviews, except with the likes of Steven Colbert and Howard Stern.

The one thing the leftwing press will criticize a Democrat for is not giving the press the access and deference they feel entitled to.

Basement Biden? Biden "systematically avoiding interviews," report

Quick Hit:
President Biden's systematic avoidance of media interviews has raised concerns among journalists and the public alike. With the fewest interviews given by any president in over 40 years, Biden's lack of media engagement has sparked speculation about his cognitive abilities and the transparency of his administration.
Key Details:
President Biden has given fewer interviews than any president in over 40 years, leading to criticism from media outlets including The New York Times.
Concerns have been raised about the precedent this sets for future presidents and the potential impact on democratic accountability.
Despite these concerns, Biden's communications team has shifted focus towards social media influencers to disseminate the president's message.
Diving Deeper:
The New York Times, which endorsed Biden's presidency in 2020, has publicly criticized the president for his lack of engagement with the press. In a statement, the newspaper expressed concern that Biden is "systematically avoiding interviews," "undermines an important norm" and sets a "dangerous precedent" for future presidents to evade scrutiny and accountability.
Former President Donald Trump has also taken a jab at Biden's reluctance to sit for interviews. In a recent Time Magazine interview, Trump questioned whether Biden would be capable of participating in such an interview, implying concerns about his cognitive abilities.

...
Despite these criticisms, Biden's communications team has adopted a different strategy, focusing on social media influencers to communicate the president's message. Former White House press secretary Jen Psaki defended this approach, arguing that the type of interviews Biden takes are more important than the quantity.

Talking with shriveled-dick hypochondriac and pornographer Howard Stern is a "quality interview"?

Even Stern admits that he went easy on Joe Biden.

Stern then addressed critics who claimed his questions to Biden were "too soft."
"My whole goal was not to sit there and talk politics. I'm not into that. I don't want to debate policy," he claimed." My only agenda [was] I would like to get to know the president because I suspect he's a very meaningful, very thoughtful guy."
"You've gotta f*cking be kidding me," Stern finally exclaimed.

Quality interview.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:13 PM

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Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2024 01:11 PM (DRSnL)

2
LMAO

We are so *ucked.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2024 01:12 PM (PisyI)

3 Best excuse ever for calling in sick.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 01:13 PM (Q4IgG)

4 What a clown show ...

Posted by: browndog getting really tired of all this shit at May 08, 2024 01:13 PM (TTAGa)

5 You got it slightly wrong, Ace. A worm *did* invade Biden's head and attempt to eat his brain.

It was later found starved to death.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 08, 2024 01:13 PM (rcsB3)

6 Tequila worm?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 01:13 PM (0h/0q)

7 WTF?

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:13 PM (fV+MH)

8 The worms crawl in, the worms crawl out,
The worms play pinochle on your snout

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:14 PM (9yWhg)

9 They put creatures in our bodies. Made us do things.

Posted by: Pavel Chekov at May 08, 2024 01:14 PM (wGerL)

10 And the worms ate into his brain.

Posted by: Pink Floyd(Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 08, 2024 01:14 PM (l7Kbv)

11 President Biden's systematic avoidance of media interviews has raised concerns among journalists and the public alike.

Hey, we can only juice Biden so many times in a month!

And even with our restraint, the juicing is still increasing the rate by which he is deteriorating!

Posted by: Biden's Crack Medical Team! at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (uxCna)

12 Anyone else singing Pink Floyd's "Hey You" right now?
(And the worms ate him to his brain)

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (AnsH0)

13 I read that and wondered if they missed finding the worms live kin.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (BOAho)

14 "The Times is attempting to take Kennedy out of the race."

Yes. Anyone still think Kennedy would take more votes from Trump than Joey Shitbrains?

I know there is some debate on this on this site. I personally think it's obvious that Kennedy in the race helps Trump. The Democraps and their media whores obviously think the same thing, or they wouldn't be trying to get Kennedy out of the race.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

15 Ye olde worm ate muh brain defense.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (fV+MH)

16 Um. I don't know whether to take all of this seriously, or if Kennedy is just a hypochondriac and medical paranoiac.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:13 PM

=====

I vote the latter.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (DRSnL)

17 Fetterman is high Mensa compared to these two.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (0h/0q)

18 I guess Trump had his reason for offering him a Veep spot on the ticket?

It's not like he's made bad choices in the past, thank goodness Noem said something so stupid even she's out of the running (hopefully).

Posted by: Blago at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (wMRY8)

19 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (T4tVD)

20 The brain worms episode of Tucker on X is going to be even better than the UFO shit.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (xPl2J)

21 My only agenda [was] I would like to get to know the president because I suspect he's a very meaningful, very thoughtful guy."

I'm sure Stern had similar reasons when he interviewed Dana Plato. (day before she OD'd)

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

22 "Meh. Doctors removed worms from my asshole."

-- Joey Shitbrains

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)

23 Off the ballot, out of the race, seeya later.

Coincidentally convenient for the Dems.

Posted by: davidt at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (SYTee)

24 Great to know .... noted. Now do FJB

Posted by: E.T. at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (unw8m)

25 I would like to get to know the president because I suspect he's a very meaningful, very thoughtful guy."

Evidently, Howard Stern doesn't use English very well either. "A very meaningful guy." Snicker.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (XkYcA)

26 The super bright elitists at the NYT must be aware that Joe isn't capable of an actual interview.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (JLq/1)

27 Lots of us have parasites. Lots of us are parasites.

Stern thinking Biden is a thoughtful guy gets about as much traction as Stern’s psychotic behavior over covid.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (JeYYB)

28 It's a stutter!

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (i24o9)

29 18 I guess Trump had his reason for offering him a Veep spot on the ticket?

It's not like he's made bad choices in the past, thank goodness Noem said something so stupid even she's out of the running (hopefully).
Posted by: Blago at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (wMRY

Noem's statements will dog her for the rest of her political career.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

30 Kennedy's brain worm still would be a better president than Joe Biden. Or Joe Kennedy, for that matter...

Seriously, brain parasites explains an awful lot about large swaths of our ruling class, doesn't it?

Posted by: American Hawkman at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (skAOD)

31 Still a better option than Biden.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (JMAcK)

32 RFKJr. seems to take more votes from Trump.

Nope. Biden wouldn't be lining up the whole Kennedy family to endorse him and denounce RFK Jr. if Biden's handlers thought that RFK Jr. would be taking more votes from Trump.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (uxCna)

33 What a proud and not at all diminished nation we are as evidenced by the deeply talented candidates who have entered the presidential race.

Posted by: Oglebay at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (ogTiX)

34 I know there is some debate on this on this site. I personally think it's obvious that Kennedy in the race helps Trump. The Democraps and their media whores obviously think the same thing, or they wouldn't be trying to get Kennedy out of the race.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Yeah, except Trump is stupid enough to take him up on the offer of a debate at the Libertarian convention.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (IG4Id)

35 What's the excuse for the rest of the Democrats?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (bq4Gb)

36 I would like to hear Muldoon's or Cat Ass Trophy's take on this. Or that of any other Horde physicians.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (9yWhg)

37 I generally like the Stern interviews.
I listened to some of the Biden interview and was sickened. Stern portrayed himself as an adoring underling who was chatting with a king.
Had to turn it off. The 1990’s Stern would have laughed him out of the building.
Even worse than the Hillary interview.

Posted by: Redenzo at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (V/pbu)

38 how much of your brain has to be eaten by a worm in order to approach Joetato status?

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (s3qiR)

39 When your brain is poison to a thing that feeds on brains, maybe that's a clue?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (bq4Gb)

40 Seems like most of the Kennedy's are worm food.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (ufFY8)

41 Sure, ace. Blame the Juiced.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (ZdexC)

42 Speaking of brain-dead degenerates:

@Variety
The new iteration of “The Office” has been picked up to series at Peacock.

According to the official logline, the series will focus on “a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying to revive it with volunteer reporters.”

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (IG4Id)

43 I know there is some debate on this on this site. I personally think it's obvious that Kennedy in the race helps Trump. The Democraps and their media whores obviously think the same thing, or they wouldn't be trying to get Kennedy out of the race.

That's not even the whole question. The question is, who does it help/hurt more in certain key states? Is it across the board, or does RFKjr help Trump in some but hurts Biden in others? By how much?

Was Nader enough to tip 2000 to Bush? Conventional wisdom is that he might've been, but who knows?

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (mSufQ)

44 40 Seems like most of the Kennedy's are worm food.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2024 01:17 PM (ufFY

Funny how losing part of your brain is a consistent theme.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (N39Ws)

45 Um. I don't know whether to take all of this seriously, or if Kennedy is just a hypochondriac and medical paranoiac.
-----
Embrace 'and'???

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (ZdexC)

46 Lets ask Zombie Ted if a worm is worse than a toomah.

Posted by: davidt at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (SYTee)

47 No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain

Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (og5mY)

48 We just live in fear because we know RFKJr will take votes from Trump and ensure a Biden second term.

Posted by: Clay Travis and Buck Sexton at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (Ds3Rc)

49 Why did the worm die? Was there no nutritional value?

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (CM7e9)

50 " What a proud and not at all diminished nation we are as evidenced by the deeply talented candidates who have entered the presidential race."

It's like walking in on your drunk uncle trying to blow himself.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (fV+MH)

51

Oh no! Applebee's is closing alot of their restaurants.

My day is ruined.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (PisyI)

52 A worm in Biden's brain would quadruple his IQ.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (w9Wax)

53 RFK Jr is a veteran of a thousand psychotic wars,

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (0h/0q)

54
oh crap oh crap oh crap

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (mSufQ)

55 Errah......unfortunate.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Satan's Lyft driver at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (R4t5M)

56 Noem's statements will dog her for the rest of her political career.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

And so will I, because she likes it that way.

Posted by: Corey Lewandowski at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

57 In the biopic, the worm will be played by Fani Willis.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (bq4Gb)

58 Anyone else singing Pink Floyd's "Hey You" right now?
(And the worms ate him to his brain)
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:15 PM (AnsH0)

And the worms ate into his brain.
Posted by: Pink Floyd(Gringo fuertemente armado-Tempus belli) at May 08, 2024 01:14 PM (l7Kbv)

So I've been singing that one wrong for 40+ years.
*hangs head in shame*

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (AnsH0)

59 Not a RFK fan, but even with a dead worm in his brain he's more aware than PedoJoe.

Howard Stern sold out years ago. He hasn't been relevant in decades.

Posted by: ChupaMe at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (qcKSM)

60 47 No matter how he tried he could not break free
And the worms ate into his brain
Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (og5mY)

HEY YOU
OUT THERE IN THE ROAD
ALWAYS DOING WHAT YOU’RE TOLD
CAN YOU HELP ME?

Posted by: Floyd, Pink at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (Ds3Rc)

61 I think I can use this.

HER: Why did you put glasses on the bottom shelf of the dishwasher?

ME: A worm ate part of my brain.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (CM7e9)

62 >>Yeah, except Trump is stupid enough to take him up on the offer of a debate at the Libertarian convention.

Really? When's the debate? Should be interesting.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (LkLld)

63 RFK Jr wants to jail Climate Deniers. iirc, it was jail the deniers -- those that disagree with The Science. Doesn't matter if the denier is a vegan with solar panels and an electric car ... thou shalt not Deny The Science.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

64 oh crap oh crap oh crap
Posted by: Lance McCormick

It's OK. There are no brain worms in The Barrel.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (9yWhg)

65 It's too bad-for the Democrats, I mean, that the worm in Kennedy's brain was dead. Otherwise, they could have done an exploding brain thing to take out Kennedy-a red alien popping out of the guy's chest in the movie, "Alien"

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (XkYcA)

66 @Variety
The new iteration of “The Office” has been picked up to series at Peacock.

According to the official logline, the series will focus on “a dying historic Midwestern newspaper and the publisher trying to revive it with volunteer reporters.”
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (IG4Id)

=====

I didn't even watch the first US version.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (DRSnL)

67 Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.

Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (og5mY)

68
Calls to mind the old "Night Gallery" episode where Lawrence Harvey gets the worm in the ear, suffers unimaginable pain until it exits the other ear.

Relived, until the Dr. tells him "It layed eggs."

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (j4U/Z)

69 51

Oh no! Applebee's is closing alot of their restaurants.

My day is ruined.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (PisyI)

How many in CA?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (Ds3Rc)

70 Stern was actually pretty funny in the 90's.

Then it just turned into a weird/sad schtick.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (fV+MH)

71 I saw a Night Gallery once where an earwig ate its way from one ear to the other and then the punchline was that it was a female . . . and females lay eggs.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (r5tfK)

72
Catch,

I don't know. I read the headline and was so traumatized I couldn't read the article.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (PisyI)

73 56 Noem's statements will dog her for the rest of her political career.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

And so will I, because she likes it that way.

Gonna be ruff

Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (og5mY)

74 68@ Auspex, horde mind!!

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (r5tfK)

75 Why did the worm die? Was there no nutritional value?
Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 01:18 PM (CM7e9)

Lack of Tequila?

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (+YRf1)

76 What's the code for a brain-eating worm, anyway?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (9yWhg)

77 When that worm died he lost half of his IQ, which is the cause of his admitted cognitive issues.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (pohLc)

78 63 RFK Jr wants to jail Climate Deniers. iirc, it was jail the deniers -- those that disagree with The Science. Doesn't matter if the denier is a vegan with solar panels and an electric car ... thou shalt not Deny The Science.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2024 01:20 PM (Cus5s)

AND he HATES 2A.

How exactly would he take votes from Trump?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (Ds3Rc)

79 There is nothing wrong with putting glasses in the bottom shelf of the dishwasher.

Dammit.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (fV+MH)

80 It must have eaten the part of the brain responsible for speech.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (xPl2J)

81 Must have ate part of his brain's speech center.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (v0R5T)

82 Ironically whenever Obama plays the worm and the brain, he always plays the brain.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (bq4Gb)

83 Who among us has not had a dead worm brain moment?

Wait... dead brain worm.... no that's not it either.

Brain dead worm? ----> RFK Jr

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (Q4IgG)

84 56 Noem's statements will dog her for the rest of her political career.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (N39Ws)

And so will I, because she likes it that way.

Gonna be ruff

She's starting a blog called "The Ace of Spayed"

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (w9Wax)

85 I did not have brain eating parasites on my bingo card.

Posted by: Heavy Meta at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (NgqoH)

86 67 Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (og5mY)

Good morning, Worm your honour
The crown will plainly show the prisoner
Who now stands before you
Was caught red-handed, showing feelings
Showing feelings of an almost human nature
This will not do
Call the schoolmaster!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (Ds3Rc)

87 Stern was actually pretty funny in the 90's.

Then it just turned into a weird/sad schtick.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (fV+MH)

When was he ever funny? Doing the same schtick since his DC101 days. That was over 40 years ago.

Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (+YRf1)

88 There is nothing wrong with putting glasses in the bottom shelf of the dishwasher.

Dammit.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (fV+MH)

------------

A few months ago the wifey opened the refrigerator and found my wallet.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM (g+eRs)

89 Stern was actually pretty funny in the 90's.

Then it just turned into a weird/sad schtick.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (fV+MH)

Jackie Martling.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM (bq4Gb)

90 "You think what I did was bad? RFK Jr.'s brain killed a worm!" - Noem

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM (KbCG3)

91 Is that like the larva Khan put in Chekhov's ear?

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM (v0R5T)

92 You can't make up this sort of shit. The Babylon Bee is in big trouble.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM (d9fT1)

93 "There is nothing wrong with putting glasses in the bottom shelf of the dishwasher.

Dammit.
Posted by: eleven"

Some things are not worth arguing about.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM (CM7e9)

94 78 AND he HATES 2A.

How exactly would he take votes from Trump?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (Ds3Rc)

======

Cultural Democrats who hadn't voted in a while because politics was too detached from them. They couldn't vote Democrat because it wasn't JFK's party anymore, and they couldn't vote GOP because the GOP are rich assholes who just want to enrich cronies while delivering nothing for America (I mean...).

Then Trump comes along. They could vote for him, but his style is just too much, especially after eight years. They were willing to tolerate it once because they hated Hillary, but voting for a Kennedy, a real Kennedy, will take them back to Camelot.

Also, Detroit saying there are 1000 ballots in a box with ten which, it may surprise you, is not a legal thing to do and against the law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM (GBKbO)

95 Joe Biden literally just shit himself in front of the press, but yes let's worry about RFK's health issues and whether they make him unfit to be president

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (ibTVg)

96 Oh no! Applebee's is closing alot of their restaurants.
--------
St Louie chemistry professors hardest hit, and their cute Moslem students.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (ZdexC)

97 RFK jr is not taking votes away from Trump.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (JeYYB)

98 Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (og5mY)

Whoa. You are not Dagget from Hot Air, correct?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (bq4Gb)

99 95 Joe Biden literally just shit himself in front of the press, but yes let's worry about RFK's health issues and whether they make him unfit to be president
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (ibTVg)

======

It's just natural and right that Democrats can put forward literal retards as head of state, but anyone fighting them must be quality.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

100 Had Smith told the court up front "The contents of the boxes may have settled during shipment and affected the order of the documents" he would have been fine. But he told the court "On my honor and integrity as an officer of the court and sworn member of the DOJ that the documents in the boxes are 100% as stored in Trump's house" And that turned out to be a lie.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 08, 2024 01:27 PM (P9xGM)

101 I never thought Stern was funny. A low grade version of Chester the Molester.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 08, 2024 01:27 PM (pohLc)

102 Stern was actually pretty funny in the 90's.

Then it just turned into a weird/sad schtick.
Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:22 PM (fV+MH)

When was he ever funny? Doing the same schtick since his DC101 days. That was over 40 years ago.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 08, 2024 01:24 PM (+YRf1)

The Greaseman >>>>> Stern

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:27 PM (AnsH0)

103 Stern and Jackie the Jokeman had a falling out. And it's been a slow death since. He sucks.

Posted by: Ted Kennedy, Satan's Lyft driver at May 08, 2024 01:27 PM (R4t5M)

104 Never got into Stern; was a Don Imus man (especially Bernard "Bernie" McGuirk, whom I thought was an underappreciated comic genius). R.I.P. both ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:27 PM (g+eRs)

105 98 Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:21 PM (og5mY)

Whoa. You are not Dagget from Hot Air, correct?

no. just made up a name.

Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:27 PM (og5mY)

106
Also, Detroit saying there are 1000 ballots in a box with ten which, it may surprise you, is not a legal thing to do and against the law

My favorite moment from election 2020 was...PA?...pulling three trenches of mail in ballots in a row with the same totals. 1123 Biden v 10 Trump or something like that.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (ibTVg)

107 off sock

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (R4t5M)

108 no. just made up a name.
Posted by: Dagget at May 08, 2024 01:27 PM (og5mY)

Wow for a second that was a crazy blast from the past.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (bq4Gb)

109 The Greaseman >>>>> Stern
Posted by: Doof

Don and Mike >>>>>>>> everyone else

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (9yWhg)

110 I always thought Stern was a degenerate pig. And so was that fat bitch who laughs at his degeneracy.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (JeYYB)

111 So now it's a radio thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

112 "and the worms ate into his brain"

We tried to warn rfk jr.

Posted by: Pink Floyd-The Wall at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (vdqZz)

113 106
Also, Detroit saying there are 1000 ballots in a box with ten which, it may surprise you, is not a legal thing to do and against the law

My favorite moment from election 2020 was...PA?...pulling three trenches of mail in ballots in a row with the same totals. 1123 Biden v 10 Trump or something like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (ibTVg)

=======

This is normal and Republicans just need to campaign better with quality candidates. Don't even talk about it, because that's living in the past.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

114 95 Joe Biden literally just shit himself in front of the press, but yes let's worry about RFK's health issues and whether they make him unfit to be president
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (ibTVg)

You had best watch your mouth. Or you WILL be under arrest.

Posted by: Deep State at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (Ds3Rc)

115 111 So now it's a radio thread.

Posted by: Creep at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (og5mY)

116
Parasitic Worms would be a good band name.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (RKVpM)

117 My favorite moment from election 2020 was...PA?...pulling three trenches of mail in ballots in a row with the same totals. 1123 Biden v 10 Trump or something like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (ibTVg)

One has better odds of being hit by lightning 100 times in a day than that happening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (R4t5M)

118 It's OK. There are no brain worms in The Barrel.
yes

it is completely safe and harmless in all modalities

very pleasant, not like everyone says

Posted by: lance mccormick at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (mSufQ)

119 I never thought Stern was funny.

Steve Dahl & Garry Meier >> Howard Stern

Disco Demolition, baby.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (ufFY8)

120 "I'm not sure if I should root for their effort. RFKJr. seems to take more votes from Trump."

This is important. Plenty of people out there who aren't leftists, but who can't bring themselves to vote for Trump. This gives them an easy out.

Posted by: RM at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (urbih)

121 FULL STOP !!

Why anybody would vote for a guy, who only avoided felony federal espionage charges by being declared “brain dead”, is beyond comprehension.

I don't care who the NYTimes endorsed in 2020.
In 2024, the guy is "NOT AN OPTION" or he should be indicted.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (RHGPo)

122 Howard Stern turning into a Yenta/Karen was not something I had on my 1991 bingo card....

Posted by: Jay in PA at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (i7Q7S)

123 80, 81
Horde mind got eaten by a worm.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

124 Man, when your brain worms die you're in all kinds of trouble.

Posted by: Weasel at May 08, 2024 01:30 PM (JwHpX)

125 So now it's a radio thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

Wait for the video thread to kill it.

Posted by: Comrade Flounder, Disinformation Demon at May 08, 2024 01:30 PM (i24o9)

126 it is completely safe and harmless in all modalities

very pleasant, not like everyone says
Posted by: lance mccormick at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (mSufQ)

=====

Blink twice if you need help.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2024 01:30 PM (DRSnL)

127 Wow, trolling divorce documents to smear an opponent - who coulda done that?????

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2024 01:30 PM (Hkcdp)

128 51

Oh no! Applebee's is closing alot of their restaurants.

My day is ruined.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (PisyI)

chemjeff hardest hit ...

Posted by: browndog getting really tired of all this shit at May 08, 2024 01:31 PM (TTAGa)

129 few months ago the wifey opened the refrigerator and found my wallet.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM

Was your account frozen?

Posted by: RI Red at May 08, 2024 01:31 PM (wrDSd)

130 willowed:
I knew that was going to happen.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 01:31 PM (lCWOD)

131 RFK jr is not taking votes away from Trump.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (JeYYB)

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ABSOLUTELY no way. Ace is buying into the push-polls, like when he was pushing Nikki Haley as a 90% chance of being Trump's VP pick (although I suspect that he may have been trolling us in that case).

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:31 PM (g+eRs)

132 This is normal and Republicans just need to campaign better with quality candidates. Don't even talk about it, because that's living in the past.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

Republicans need to test potential candidates by seeing if they can walk on water.

Even then, it must be understood that the Republican party’s biggest problem is that it is an illegal political organization. There is one, and one party only, with the sole, exclusive right to rule America as it and it alone sees fit.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:31 PM (Ds3Rc)

133 14 "The Times is attempting to take Kennedy out of the race."

Yes. Anyone still think Kennedy would take more votes from Trump than Joey Shitbrains?

I know there is some debate on this on this site. I personally think it's obvious that Kennedy in the race helps Trump. The Democraps and their media whores obviously think the same thing, or they wouldn't be trying to get Kennedy out of the race.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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It is all about the states in play and how RFK Jr plays to specific demographics there.

Aggregate national polling is not worth a crap in this case as RFK is very unlikely to win but where he might be a spoiler is in specific states that have a bunch of old boomer Dems and maybe Dem leaners that are misty eyed for the Kennedy mystique. That would be the Midwest and NE most likely.

In the South, in places like AZ or GA, I doubt RFK is going to get much play but I could be wrong because I am relying solely on demographics to make that prediction.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:31 PM (peJ7P)

134 Wow, trolling divorce documents to smear an opponent - who coulda done that?????
Posted by: Lizzy

*shifty eyes*

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (9yWhg)

135 Oh no! Applebee's is closing alot of their restaurants.

My day is ruined.

Posted by: four seasons at May 08, 2024 01:19 PM (PisyI)
.......

My Sundays are going to be ruined. I take my 92 year old Mom there a lot.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (v0R5T)

136 joe biden has a worm in his brain, he calls it dr jill

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (B1FKF)

137 @119 -- Steve and Garry, Scumbag Wormy...

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (73voq)

138 Damn that Diet of Worms!

Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (w9Wax)

139 Wow, trolling divorce documents to smear an opponent - who coulda done that?????
Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2024 01:30 PM (Hkcdp)

Ahhh. This is why I can never get enough Lizzy.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (bq4Gb)

140
O/T: New Philly mayor is cleaning up Tent City in Kensington. My suspicion is she is a (C)onservative with a (D) behind her name. She told the tent people you have 30 days to get out, then sent in the Mental Health folks to help those who they could, which was most.

Today the tents come down.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (RKVpM)

141 The Biden camp is still pretending he'll debate Trump. A video just hit my YT feed of someone assuring Minka of that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (woPEM)

142 Heh, good call Lizzy. The same scum who propped up Obama.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:33 PM (JeYYB)

143 133 Aggregate national polling is not worth a crap in this case as RFK is very unlikely to win but where he might be a spoiler is in specific states that have a bunch of old boomer Dems and maybe Dem leaners that are misty eyed for the Kennedy mystique. That would be the Midwest and NE most likely.

In the South, in places like AZ or GA, I doubt RFK is going to get much play but I could be wrong because I am relying solely on demographics to make that prediction.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:31 PM (peJ7P)

======

Also, when was the last time a third party candidate had results even matching their pre-election polling?

Based on my observations over the past couple of decades, it's usually that polls double, at least, what third-party candidates actually get.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

144 They have made worms’ meat of me.

Posted by: Mercutio at May 08, 2024 01:33 PM (VGOMa)

145 Why did the worm die? Not enough brain to keep it alive?

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2024 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

146

"I would like to get to know the president because I suspect he's a very meaningful, very thoughtful guy"

Even Hollywood Howie has to know how totally full of shit he is.

That sounds so fucking pathetic.

Worse than any bullshit he ripped on any of his former employees for. What a jackass.

Posted by: Dr.Rev. Senator Your Highness E Buzz Miller, Esq PhD MA MS at May 08, 2024 01:33 PM (et1vG)

147 RFK jr is not taking votes away from Trump.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:26 PM (JeYYB)

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Should have added, of course, further evidence: Biden's handlers trying to get RFK, Jr. removed from State Ballots and denying him his many requests for Secret Service protection.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:33 PM (g+eRs)

148 140
O/T: New Philly mayor is cleaning up Tent City in Kensington. My suspicion is she is a (C)onservative with a (D) behind her name. She told the tent people you have 30 days to get out, then sent in the Mental Health folks to help those who they could, which was most.

Today the tents come down.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (RKVpM)

======

Or, it's time to start gentrifying some parts of Philly and the real estate interests of the state and city are just calling in favors from bought politicians?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (GBKbO)

149 few months ago the wifey opened the refrigerator and found my wallet.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:25 PM

Weird coincidence. Michelle opened Barack's "wallet" and found a refrigerator.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (bq4Gb)

150 Damn that Diet of Worms!
Posted by: Zombie Martin Luther

Double secret probation for you!
-- Dean Wormer

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (9yWhg)

151 So the story in FUCO about admitting the 3000 ballots were scanned twice.

Thats nothing.

There are 380,761 ballot images from machine count that are not available from 2020 elections.

BTW There is most likely no paper ballots either.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (ENQN6)

152 The Biden camp is still pretending he'll debate Trump. A video just hit my YT feed of someone assuring Minka of that.

Trump's decision to skip all the Republican debates would hurt him, if such things mattered.

If.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (mSufQ)

153 Ah yes, Jill Stein’s recount that came to a screeching halt as soon as they started opening up Certified Bally boxes in Detroit that said 500+ ballots for Hillary on the outside but contained only about 50 ballots inside.

No more recounts in big, blue cities you guyzzzzz

Posted by: Lizzy at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (Hkcdp)

154 122 Howard Stern turning into a Yenta/Karen was not something I had on my 1991 bingo card....
Posted by: Jay in PA
=========
Long history of that sort of thing. Voltaire's death bed recommitting to Catholicism is an example. Basically, Stern got his and now pisses on the commoners that got him where he is today.

You can only be avant garde so long before you become garde. Forget who said that aphorism.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (peJ7P)

155 O/T: New Philly mayor is cleaning up Tent City in Kensington. My suspicion is she is a (C)onservative with a (D) behind her name. She told the tent people you have 30 days to get out, then sent in the Mental Health folks to help those who they could, which was most.

Today the tents come down.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

-

(lays $100 on table)

She's doing like Asheville and busing the bums to surrounding small rural towns.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (gH4Lu)

156 Dagget of the Gum Daggets??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (ZdexC)

157 So now it's a radio thread.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

*uses WILD card to change the category*

That movie with Cuba Gooding Jr?

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (AnsH0)

158 151 So the story in FUCO about admitting the 3000 ballots were scanned twice.

Thats nothing.

There are 380,761 ballot images from machine count that are not available from 2020 elections.

BTW There is most likely no paper ballots either.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 08, 2024 01:34 PM (ENQN6)

=======

This is normal and Republicans need to just campaign with a better message and quality candidates. In fact, the GOP shouldn't even talk about this sort of thing because it's living in the past.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

159 Enough of the worm talk. Making me itch.

Posted by: Dog dragging ass on carpet at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (og5mY)

160 Worms gotta eat too.

Posted by: Coach at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (a3Q+t)

161 "I would like to get to know the president because I suspect he's a very meaningful, very thoughtful guy"
.......

Shoulda stuck with Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf.

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (v0R5T)

162 I don't believe Kennedy takes votes from Trump.
I don't believe Kennedy's past problems with women, drugs, and worms causes him to lose votes from the left.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (lCWOD)

163 Why did the worm die? Not enough brain to keep it alive?

Posted by: wth at May 08, 2024 01:33 PM (v0R5T)

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Hair-plug toxicity.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (g+eRs)

164 Kennedy testified that the doctor told him the parasite had eaten a part of his brain before dying.

That's scary.

Your brain is so diseased that a parasite eats it and dies.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (w0gh0)

165 BTW, I linked to it a couple of days ago, but the Asheville Pravda debunked the busing story by interviewing a bum and saying he'd never heard of anyone being bused *into* Asheville.

So there, h8rs. Proof that you're conspiracy theorists.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (gH4Lu)

166 They have made worms’ meat of me.
Posted by: Mercutio

Uh oh. Everything goes fine on a thread until somebody quotes Shakespeare. Things are gonna all done hill from here out.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (9yWhg)

167 (who himself has a worm-riddled brain and "cognitive problems").

The doctors say I have successfully starved the brain worms to death!

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (iDNwP)

168 Good Lord, the quality of the people running this country is mind-blowing. We have a president with full-blown dementia who is doing his damnedest to turn the nation into a police state, A vapid vice president that sounds stoned all the time, the governor of South Dakota, who has national ambitions, hallucinating meeting with Kim Kong Un when she's not assassinating her dogs and now RFK Jr. admiting he's mentally impaired because he has dead worms in his brain. And none of this considers members of the House and the Senate.

Posted by: Lost in Space at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (jBiS/)

169 162 I don't believe Kennedy takes votes from Trump.
I don't believe Kennedy's past problems with women, drugs, and worms causes him to lose votes from the left.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (lCWOD)

=======

I can easily imagine demos that would be open to Trump and just pulling the lever for Kennedy instead.

I can also imagine the same for potential Biden voters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (GBKbO)

170 All Biden has to do is let
Trump step on takes. Which he will do many times,
Many many, Times step on elegant rakes incredible takes. The best takes. You won’t believe these rakes how good they are.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

171 Should have added, of course, further evidence: Biden's handlers trying to get RFK, Jr. removed from State Ballots and denying him his many requests for Secret Service protection.

IMO that's a serious breach of ~~norms~~ protocol. Petty and pointless, as well as bad optics.

But again, these things don't matter any more, not to whom they should.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (mSufQ)

172 If RFK Jr takes more votes from Trump:
1) why are they running this story?
2) why are they trying to keep him off the ballot?

I will concede, however, that RFK Jr does sway some Republicans not to vote as they push only the stories that hurt Trump.
But, if you--after all this past 4 years--can't see Trump has to win, that "wrong on Covid " is enough to get you to stay home:
Stop lying-- you were never going to vote for Trump, you were just trying to fake up a reason.
You would have found another reason not to because you're a pussy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (g9W3m)

173
Aggregate national polling is not worth a crap in this case as RFK is very unlikely to win but where he might be a spoiler is in specific states that have a bunch of old boomer Dems and maybe Dem leaners that are misty eyed for the Kennedy mystique.

____________

Pennsylvania. Old Catholic ladies with JFK fantasies and brain-dead union retirees.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (W9dSg)

174 Should have added, of course, further evidence: Biden's handlers trying to get RFK, Jr. removed from State Ballots and denying him his many requests for Secret Service protection.
Posted by: ShainS

The Dems would just love another dead Kennedy so Biden could slobber all over his coffin. The Dem big city mayors and Soros DA's do that all the time--talk trash about their cops and then want to show up for the funerals of dead cops to show they 'care'.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (peJ7P)

175 "Meh. Doctors removed worms from my asshole."

-- Joey Shitbrains

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2024 01:16 PM (iFTx/)
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Well the ones in his head died of starvation (another Moron's comment) so the brothers tried looking lower down, to no avail.
Punchline Only:
Tapeworm: "Oy, where's my bun?"

Posted by: Ciampino - Nel Blu Dipinto Di Blu .. at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (qfLjt)

176 165 BTW, I linked to it a couple of days ago, but the Asheville Pravda debunked the busing story by interviewing a bum and saying he'd never heard of anyone being bused *into* Asheville.

So there, h8rs. Proof that you're conspiracy theorists.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (gH4Lu)

Moscow in Appalachia

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Ds3Rc)

177
KENNEDY KILLER BRAIN
OVERCOMES ALL PROBLEMS
VOTE KENNEDY.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 01:37 PM (lCWOD)

178 159 Enough of the worm talk. Making me itch.
Posted by: Dog dragging ass on carpet at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM (og5mY)

Worm talk can always segway back to Fani "Mobile Schnizz mobile" Willis. We all know she eats the worm.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

179 It’s time for Common Sense brain eating worm control.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Y6Wgg)

180 Pennsylvania. Old Catholic ladies with JFK fantasies and brain-dead union retirees.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh
========
Very possible. Mid Atlantic area has a weird population mix with some states trending younger and other trending older.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:38 PM (peJ7P)

181 Enough of the worm talk. Making me itch.
Posted by: Dog dragging ass on carpet at May 08, 2024 01:35 PM

That's usually a sign of swollen or impacted anal glands.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 08, 2024 01:38 PM (a3Q+t)

182 Moscow in Appalachia
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:37 PM (Ds3Rc)

And another beautiful town ruined by libtards.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:38 PM (N39Ws)

183 172 I will concede, however, that RFK Jr does sway some Republicans not to vote as they push only the stories that hurt Trump.
But, if you--after all this past 4 years--can't see Trump has to win, that "wrong on Covid " is enough to get you to stay home:
Stop lying-- you were never going to vote for Trump, you were just trying to fake up a reason.
You would have found another reason not to because you're a pussy.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (g9W3m)

========

"Inflation isn't real. Also, it's Trump's fault. Biden is a good guy, just look at how much he loves Hunter and Beau. The world would be worse with Trump in charge. Putin would already be in Paris. Also, did you know that Trump raped Stormy Daniels while Kavanaugh held her down?"

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

184 The Dems would just love another dead Kennedy so Biden could slobber all over his coffin. The Dem big city mayors and Soros DA's do that all the time--talk trash about their cops and then want to show up for the funerals of dead cops to show they 'care'.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (peJ7P)

I’ll bring in the REAL Dead Kennedys.

Posted by: Jello Biafra at May 08, 2024 01:38 PM (Ds3Rc)

185 I'm now concerned about using the pool this summer. Those brain eating amoebas are back. And they've got worms.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (Q4IgG)

186 Yeah I didn't expect too many here to agree with me that Stern was funny one upon a time but he was.

SNL was funny once too.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (fV+MH)

187 O/T: New Philly mayor is cleaning up Tent City in Kensington.

It is time to go underground and start pretending again.

Posted by: A Portion of the Deep State at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (iDNwP)

188 >>Trump's decision to skip all the Republican debates would hurt him, if such things mattered.

Different circumstances. Despite some claims Trump was never in any danger of losing the Republican nomination as is now obvious. Debates couldn't have done much to help him, just hurt him.

Biden is losing right now and one of the biggest concerns lots of voters have is his mental condition which is only getting worse. It would be very risky to put Biden on a stage with Trump for 90 minutes and let people see the constrast. The issues and answers would almost be secondary.

They are already hiding him as much as possible. A debate between Trump and Biden would draw an enormous audience.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (LkLld)

189
Or, it's time to start gentrifying some parts of Philly and the real estate interests of the state and city are just calling in favors from bought politicians?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda

My opinion, and worth every penny, but I think she knows Kensington is an embarrassment seen across the country in videos. While other big city Mayors have let the problem fester and grow she seems to be taking a proactive approach.

This is only the first six months of her term but she seems solid. I don't go into Philly any more but I don't wish it ill will. I hope she succeeds and shows other Mayors the way.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (RKVpM)

190 We're The Cadillac of worms

Posted by: Red Wigglers at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (QnyEe)

191 The Dems would just love another dead Kennedy

Not just the dems. Can't wait for that bloodline to disappear from the face of the earth.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (w0gh0)

192 #151 Liz Harrington @realLizUSA
“One word: VINDICATED.”

Joseph Rossi details how both the hand count audit and the certified machine recount in Fulton County have been found to be in violation of Georgia election law.

And guess what? It’s enough to alter the outcome of the election
https://tinyurl.com/53k3xat5
1:38 minutes
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“Does the investigation confirm that there are missing ballot images?”

“Yes.”

Case closed. No cover up operation can conceal the fact that Fulton County did not have the votes it claimed it had. The recount could not replicate the original results.

Oh, and it’s “news” to Fulton County that they are missing over 300,000 ballot images from Election Day.
----
“Then let’s look at the paper ballots.”

Secretary of State office: “No.”

You can’t say your proof is the paper ballots…and then not show anyone the paper ballots.

Especially when there is no electronic proof (.SHA files) for hundreds of thousands of votes

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (ZdexC)

193 Uh oh. Everything goes fine on a thread until somebody quotes Shakespeare. Things are gonna all done hill from here out.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (9yWhg)
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If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries, I'd give no man a reason upon compulsion, I!

Posted by: Sir John Falstaff at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (Be/+i)

194 189 My opinion, and worth every penny, but I think she knows Kensington is an embarrassment seen across the country in videos. While other big city Mayors have let the problem fester and grow she seems to be taking a proactive approach.

This is only the first six months of her term but she seems solid. I don't go into Philly any more but I don't wish it ill will. I hope she succeeds and shows other Mayors the way.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (RKVpM)

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I have no idea anything about her. I've never been to Philly.

I just know it's not a bad bet to guess corruption being the base reason for many local political moves, especially thinking of real estate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (GBKbO)

195 I'm now concerned about using the pool this summer. Those brain eating amoebas are back. And they've got worms.

How about SHARKS? Man-eating sharks! Tons of them, attacking defenseless swimmers, pedestrians, office workers, astronauts, doctors, everyone!

Posted by: Summer of 2001 news saturation at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (mSufQ)

196 Worm talk can always segway back to Fani "Mobile Schnizz mobile" Willis. We all know she eats the worm.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 08, 2024 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

Ain't no worm bitch ...

I gotz a hammer down here

Posted by: Nathan Wade aka Sweetdick at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (TTAGa)

197 We're The Cadillac of worms
Posted by: Red Wigglers

LOL. That show was amazing.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (9yWhg)

198 Not just the dems. Can't wait for that bloodline to disappear from the face of the earth.
Posted by: rickb223 a

Pretty sure Skelator Shriver is gonna live forever

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (CIS44)

199 Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

Again, Trump gained (at least) 12 million votes between elections. And all while the country was frozen in a sad pandemic and downturn and he had been slandered and vilified for 5 straight years. You're a stat guy aren't you?

I don't know how these ideas manage to perpetuate other than wishful thinking. 12 million. The Most Popular Most Amazing President Ever *lost* 3 million.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (bq4Gb)

200 It's too bad Roger Waters father died at Anzio. The world has had to listen to him bitch about his daddy issues and how much he hates the "Joos" ever since.

The Wall is such depressing crap. With the exception of one of the greatest guitar solos of all time.

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (pgwxJ)

201 192 You can’t say your proof is the paper ballots…and then not show anyone the paper ballots.

Especially when there is no electronic proof (.SHA files) for hundreds of thousands of votes
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:40 PM (ZdexC)

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This is because Trump said pussy. It wouldn't have happened with a quality candidate.

Also, it's the only election malfeasance in the whole country.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (GBKbO)

202 Doocy: Does President Biden have a statement on Robert Kennedy Junior's dead brain worm?

Jean-Pierre: The President pointed out it's another failed Kennedy policy. The President's brain worms are still alive and thrive under his leadership.

Posted by: Beto Ochoa at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (dzZCL)

203 Did someone break a bottle of Tequila over his head?

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (bq4Gb)

204 RFK is divorced ... from a woman?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (iFTx/)

205 190 We're The Cadillac of worms
Posted by: Red Wigglers at May 08, 2024 01:39 PM (QnyEe)

Booger.

Posted by: Johnny Fever at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (mSufQ)

206 Everything goes fine on a thread until somebody quotes Shakespeare.

I've found it not so tiresome if it comes after the New Godwin bid, blaming our loss of the whole country on Detroit.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (zdLoL)

207 How exactly would he take votes from Trump?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:23 PM (Ds3Rc)

Kennedy's giving both Right and Left centrist moderates a viable alternative, at least in their minds. Too bad for them Kennedy's not a viable candidate as an independent. He might've been viable had he been able to primary Biden as a Democrat within the Democratic Party fold, but the DNC wasn't having it. Kennedy's now a pariah in Democratic Party circles.

And he has a dead worm in his brain.

Posted by: troyriser at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (dsdI5)

208 Sein, oder nicht Sein, das ist die Frage…

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:42 PM (Ds3Rc)

209 Stern, a decadent, repulsive, creep from the day he was born.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 01:42 PM (lCWOD)

210 It's just bizarre the Kensington Experiment didn't work.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:42 PM (fV+MH)

211 168 Good Lord, the quality of the people running this country is mind-blowing. We have a president with full-blown dementia who is doing his damnedest to turn the nation into a police state, A vapid vice president that sounds stoned all the time, the governor of South Dakota, who has national ambitions, hallucinating meeting with Kim Kong Un when she's not assassinating her dogs and now RFK Jr. admiting he's mentally impaired because he has dead worms in his brain. And none of this considers members of the House and the Senate.
Posted by: Lost in Space
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Yes, our political class is genuinely awful and oligarchs with open checkbooks are largely to blame for it. Plus people that consume the media believing it is reality rather than a constructed narrative in nature.

Basically, apply skepticism to everything nowadays and triangulate your way to some sort of fix on reality.

Robert Heinlein, in his Take Back Your Government primer, mentions relying on how to use the opposition's media to figure out what is going on. Basically the same technique that trial lawyers use with a hostile witness--look for statements against interests.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:42 PM (peJ7P)

212 Beau died from a brain worm he picked up in 'Nam.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:42 PM (9yWhg)

213 208 Sein, oder nicht Sein, das ist die Frage…
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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Easy for you to say.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 01:43 PM (lCWOD)

214 Wait! Futurama taught me that worms in the brain make you smarter and gets you into Leela's pants.
They weren't lying to me, were they?

Posted by: BetaCuck4Lyfe at May 08, 2024 01:43 PM (9aVck)

215 Aggregated betting odds have Biden at 43% to win. But the Democrat candidate at 50% to win. Lots of money going to a non-Biden Democrat running and winning.

Trump is at 47%and GOP is at 48%. I guess that 1% spread is the Trump dies before November bet. And Nikki wins in his place?

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:43 PM (Y6Wgg)

216 The Wall is such depressing crap.

Totally incoherent. I didn't understand any of it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:43 PM (9yWhg)

217 There's no way he hits Trump harder than Biden. None. That doesn't stand up to even cursory scrutiny - any poll reporting that is cooked.

Look at how the two camps are acting. Trump barely acknowledges RFK. The Dems are frantically trying to keep him out - including denying him ballot access and SS protection.

That's all you need to know about who feels threatened by ol' Gravel Gizzard.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (0FoWg)

218 And here I thought that phrases like "brain worm" and "mind virus" were metaphorical.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (HnUIn)

219 "a real Kennedy, will take them back to Camelot."
************
More like Chappaquiddick.

Posted by: Cosda at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (O0Ivq)

220 I’m never voting for Nikki.

Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (JeYYB)

221 200 It's too bad Roger Waters father died at Anzio. The world has had to listen to him bitch about his daddy issues and how much he hates the "Joos" ever since.

The Wall is such depressing crap. With the exception of one of the greatest guitar solos of all time.
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (pgwxJ)

The Wall is a masterpiece. The Final Cut is where Roger Waters really starts bitching about his daddy issues. And it makes me want to slit my wrists.

And it is essentially a Roger Waters solo album, if people argue AMLOR is a Gilmour solo album.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (Ds3Rc)

222 My Uncle Bosie was eaten by brain worms...

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (dzZCL)

223 218 And here I thought that phrases like "brain worm" and "mind virus" were metaphorical.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (HnUIn)

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Must be some kind of brain cloud on your part.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

224 Idk I suspect anyone who would vote for RFKjr would vote Biden with him not around

Posted by: steevy at May 08, 2024 01:45 PM (FQmDC)

225 Again, Trump gained (at least) 12 million votes between elections

—

Everyone running in 2020 - from present down to dog catcher - who also ran in 2016 gained vote. Turnout in 2020 was higher. It’s how percentages work.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:45 PM (Y6Wgg)

226 Considering Biden and Fetterman, you'd think Dems would tread more lightly around this story:

the most concerning part of this story is not the worm necessarily. The far more concerning piece of this story is "ate part of my brain". Losing a part of your brain, no matter how small, always matters and is a very big deal.

Absent publicizing his medical records, we are left relying upon a decidedly unreliable source for this information: RFK Jr himself. We've got evidence that he does that very badly indeed all over the damn place, and none that he does it well.

He is so damn crazy it is possible he is hallucinating the whole thing.

Not gonna claim to be an expert on campaign strategy but I'm guessing "I have brain damage" isn't a good one.

Are we to believe someone who gets vaccines so incorrect would be a reliable source? Are we to believe that he sees credible Doctors or just the ones that agree with his crazy stuff?

@ProjectLincoln Alternate headline: Brain Worm Dies After Finding No Sustenance

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 08, 2024 01:45 PM (ycI94)

227 If the leftist media believed their nonsense that 'RFK takes more votes from Trump', they would be putting him on a pedestal and BEGGING him to continue his run.

Instead every leftist under the sun denounces him and is trying to get him to stop running.

They are acting like they believe his run hurts Biden.

Posted by: DudeAbiding at May 08, 2024 01:45 PM (setIA)

228 220 I’m never voting for Nikki.
Posted by: Seems legit at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (JeYYB)

Me either.. It would be the first vote I would miss since I was able to vote

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2024 01:45 PM (Akjoo)

229 "The Wall is a masterpiece."

It is.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:46 PM (fV+MH)

230 Must be some kind of brain cloud on your part.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Hey, if it gets me on a boat with peak Meg Ryan, I'm all for it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:46 PM (9yWhg)

231 140
O/T: New Philly mayor is cleaning up Tent City in Kensington. My suspicion is she is a (C)onservative with a (D) behind her name. She told the tent people you have 30 days to get out, then sent in the Mental Health folks to help those who they could, which was most.

Today the tents come down.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:32 PM (RKVpM)

.. not sure what to make of her, but I'm willing to be convinced.

Kensington is an internationally known eyesore. The Chinese like to use it in their "see China is better than the US" propaganda.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:47 PM (RHGPo)

232 And, just to add-I wish no harm on Kennedy. He says some things I agree with, but I think he's a weird guy. I do, think, however, he should have Secret Service protection.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 01:47 PM (XkYcA)

233 I saw Brain Worms open for the Dead Kennedy's at the Frick Conservatory in 1985.

Posted by: DaveA at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (FhXTo)

234 My Sundays are going to be ruined. I take my 92 year old Mom there a lot.
Posted by: wth

There's always Chotchkie's.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (IG4Id)

235 "Kensington is an internationally known eyesore. The Chinese like to use it in their "see China is better than the US" propaganda."

Everyone does.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (fV+MH)

236 >>Not gonna claim to be an expert on campaign strategy but I'm guessing "I have brain damage" isn't a good one.

Forget about Biden's aneurysms?

Posted by: huerfano at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (VGOMa)

237 "My whole goal was not to sit there and talk politics. I'm not into that. I don't want to debate policy," he claimed." My only agenda [was] I would like to get to know the president because I suspect he's a very meaningful, very thoughtful guy."
++++
Fascinating.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (HnUIn)

238 The Stern Show, and Stern are not the same. Billy the old voice guy used to kill me. Foul mouthed Larry Fine for instance.

Side note: I heard stooge replacement Joe Besser on the Jack Benny radio show.

Side note 2: Benny program also references Rodney Dangerfield a couple times as a cowboy.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (Z8Yh2)

239
Kensington is an internationally known eyesore. The Chinese like to use it in their "see China is better than the US" propaganda.

But remember those drug zombies shooting up on the streets and yelling at people that aren't there are all 100% Democrat voters and they vote every election...

Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:49 PM (ibTVg)

240 mayor Parker has started out pretty well!

city feels different

her main thing so far was making city workers go back in to the office

HUGE! busy city = happy city

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 08, 2024 01:49 PM (s3qiR)

241 I'm gonna go on record as saying that admitting to having any type of brain damage won't effect your chances in the general election ...

Posted by: zombie Adm. James Stockdale at May 08, 2024 01:49 PM (TTAGa)

242 When Trump is elected, he should just never talk to the press ever. What incentive does he have?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:50 PM (Ectld)

243 200 It's too bad Roger Waters father died at Anzio. The world has had to listen to him bitch about his daddy issues and how much he hates the "Joos" ever since.

The Wall is such depressing crap. With the exception of one of the greatest guitar solos of all time.
Posted by: GM27
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Waters blamed others for his own depression and misdeeds. The wall album was conceived in part after Waters lured a screaming fan closer at a concert and then spat on the guy.

Pete Townshend had a similar breakdown a bit earlier in the 70's but he turned his depression inwards into substance abuse and self loathing. One reviewer proclaimed Pete Townshend's suicide note composed the songs on Who By the Numbers.

The Who Are You Song was written after Pete went on a bender after getting settlement checks from suing his old managers. He includes in the song (preaching from my chair)when he met up with two of the Sex Pistols in a bar and was raging that the Sex Pistols had to carry on the Revolution as the Who had become everything Pete loathed. Paul Cook and Steve Jones (the two Sex Pistol musicians) were alarmed and told Pete that they liked the Who actually and didn't want them to break up.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:50 PM (peJ7P)

244 If RFK Jr takes more votes from Trump:
1) why are they running this story?
2) why are they trying to keep him off the ballot?

I will concede, however, that RFK Jr does sway some Republicans not to vote as they push only the stories that hurt Trump.
But, if you--after all this past 4 years--can't see Trump has to win, that "wrong on Covid " is enough to get you to stay home:
Stop lying-- you were never going to vote for Trump, you were just trying to fake up a reason.
You would have found another reason not to because you're a pussy.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 08, 2024 01:36 PM (g9W3m)

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Heh. Always enjoy your takes, PHV ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:50 PM (Q1BZZ)

245 There's always Chotchkie's.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (IG4Id)

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Make sure your waiter has enough pieces of flair.

Posted by: Jordan61 at May 08, 2024 01:50 PM (DRSnL)

246
I have no idea anything about her. I've never been to Philly.

I just know it's not a bad bet to guess corruption being the base reason for many local political moves, especially thinking of real estate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda

Kensington is kind of a cool part of Philly. Not upscale by any means. Just a unique neighborhood I occasionally visited in my youth. I don't see real estate interests being interested.

Call me overly optimistic, but this Mayor, may be, just may be the real deal. It happens. Not often enough, but sometimes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:50 PM (RKVpM)

247 The Wall is such depressing crap. With the exception of one of the greatest guitar solos of all time.
Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 08, 2024 01:41 PM (pgwxJ)

The Wall is a masterpiece. The Final Cut is where Roger Waters really starts bitching about his daddy issues. And it makes me want to slit my wrists.

And it is essentially a Roger Waters solo album, if people argue AMLOR is a Gilmour solo album.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (Ds3Rc)

I get a lot of angry responses when I describe The Wall as "being weird just for weird's sake". From this position, I shant be moved.

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:51 PM (AnsH0)

248 Me either.. It would be the first vote I would miss since I was able to vote
Posted by: It's me donna

Id vote in all the down ballot stuff, and Id write in Kodos, I never did trust that Kang.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 08, 2024 01:51 PM (CIS44)

249 "My whole goal was not to sit there and talk politics. I'm not into that. I don't want to debate policy," he claimed." My only agenda [was] I would like to get to know the president because I suspect he's a very meaningful, very thoughtful guy."

FFS. Stern, you were 19 years old when Biden first entered politics. So where have you been the last 50 years that you don't know that he is a lying, grifting, POS? Oh, being a "shock-jock" and trying to get laid. You are not a serious person and never were. Go back to your basement and don't forget to wear your mask.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2024 01:51 PM (oiNtH)

250 There's always Chotchkie's.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 08, 2024 01:48 PM (IG4Id)
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Just don't be served by that asshole, Brian.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 08, 2024 01:51 PM (Be/+i)

251 Kensington is an internationally known eyesore. The Chinese like to use it in their "see China is better than the US" propaganda.
Posted by: SMOD
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Revenge for the Opium trade--much of the US drug problem stems from Chinese made fentanyl precursors shipped to Mexico for the cartels.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:51 PM (peJ7P)

252 Whig,
I answered your attack on the last thread

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 08, 2024 01:52 PM (owYFg)

253 There's no possible way old honkey-ass Biden got more black votes than Obama. Period, the end, full stop.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 01:52 PM (0rQxu)

254 "I’m never voting for Nikki."

I would write in "Dead Brain Worm" first.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 01:52 PM (CM7e9)

255 There's a television show I sometimes watch called Monsters Inside Me. It features ordinary people with mysterious illnesses usually caused by some sort of parasite.
One episode was- "Tapeworm Infests A Man's Brain"
"A pork tapeworm found it's way inside a man's brain via a cyst."

tinyurl.com/5h94uf69

Posted by: redridinghood at May 08, 2024 01:53 PM (NpAcC)

256 #151
Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll 15 Apr 2023
AZ 2020 Counterfeit Ballot Exhibits: Be kind and share?
- Maricopa County 2020 Ballot official paper standard
- Voter-volunteer ballot hand-examination findings
- Maricopa County official response on issue
- Further AZ Senate ballot analysis
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https://tinyurl.com/nhjafyyc

Rasmussen Reports @Rasmussen_Poll
Arizona: Only 1 official ballot paper type was approved by Maricopa County for all 2020 counted ballots, yet 10 types were discovered by voter-volunteers amounting to over 200,000 ‘non-conforming’ (counterfeit) ballots that were counted in a race Joe Biden ‘won’ by far far less
https://tinyurl.com/4j5jhunn

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:53 PM (ZdexC)

257 Eh. The Kensington zombies made their choice.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:53 PM (fV+MH)

258 which is a great name for a band btw.

Posted by: fd at May 08, 2024 01:53 PM (CM7e9)

259 G. Gordon Liddy could be pretty funny sometimes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:53 PM (9yWhg)

260 If reasons were as plentiful as blackberries, I'd give no man a reason upon compulsion, I!
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I laughed the nose right off the middle of my face!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (ZdexC)

261 Graham: Democrats ‘Afraid of the Hamas Wing’ of Their Party

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

262 The Times is attempting to take Kennedy out of the race.

==

hmm...would this revelation matter to his fans? it might make him even more popular !

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (V13WU)

263 "I’m never voting for Nikki."

Just want to remind you Trump has not picked his VP yet and seems serious about exactly none of them.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (B0mGw)

264 I get a lot of angry responses when I describe The Wall as "being weird just for weird's sake". From this position, I shant be moved.
Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:51 PM (AnsH0)
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I listened to all of it once. The only good cut is the one that gets radio airplay. The rest is krep.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (Be/+i)

265 Graham: Democrats ‘Afraid of the Hamas Wing’ of Their Party
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

Is there a non-Hamas wing?

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (Y6Wgg)

266 "Call me overly optimistic, but this Mayor, may be, just may be the real deal. It happens. Not often enough, but sometimes. "

I mean...it was kind of a political layup.

Wouldn't read too much into it.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (fV+MH)

267 Democrats ‘Afraid of the Hamas Wing’ of Their Party

==

to be fair, the PLO was as well...

Posted by: runner at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (V13WU)

268 261 Graham: Democrats ‘Afraid of the Hamas Wing’ of Their Party
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

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Let me guess:

Graham is going to propose a bill to murder all Muslims, or something.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (GBKbO)

269 lie down with dogs, get up with fleas

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (RHGPo)

270 " favorite moment from election 2020 was...PA?...pulling three trenches of mail in ballots in a row with the same totals. 1123 Biden v 10 Trump or something like that."

there were many statistical impossibilities like that, but "No Standing" stopped every lawsuit. Or "yes you've shown massive fraud, but you did not prove that was enough to change the election".

Like finding stolen goods in someone's home, but not finding ALL the items, so "you are free to go". And the criminals will be even better at their craft in 2024. They are well funded, rested, and have put those that complain in court or jail. Navarro is about halfway done with his four months for not appearing before the kangaroo court.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (Cus5s)

271
I think there might be credible evidence for a second worm in a separate, concealed location.

Posted by: Auspex at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (j4U/Z)

272 "I’m never voting for Nikki."

Just want to remind you Trump has not picked his VP yet and seems serious about exactly none of them.
Posted by: Ribbed

-

I'm in.

This would be the anti-Palin.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (0rQxu)

273 I get a lot of angry responses when I describe The Wall as "being weird just for weird's sake". From this position, I shant be moved.
Posted by: Doof a

Youre just not taking enough drugs nor watching it at Laser Floyd.

Posted by: BruceWayne at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (CIS44)

274 Comfortably Numb
Distant Sound of Thunder Tour 1999
David Gilmore

A magnificent and astonishing performance.

https://youtu.be/6uSeFVGfn9M

Posted by: lost in space at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (Amk6c)

275 In all fairness Republicans are afraid of the Graham wing of their party.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (Ectld)

276 G. Gordon Liddy could be pretty funny sometimes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:53 PM (9yWhg)

Especially when he was looking at Alan Stanwyk's plane and reminded the other 2 guys that "it's all ball bearings these days".

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (AnsH0)

277 113 106
Also, Detroit saying there are 1000 ballots in a box with ten which, it may surprise you, is not a legal thing to do and against the law

My favorite moment from election 2020 was...PA?...pulling three trenches of mail in ballots in a row with the same totals. 1123 Biden v 10 Trump or something like that.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 08, 2024 01:28 PM (ibTVg)

=======

This is normal and Republicans just need to campaign better with quality candidates. Don't even talk about it, because that's living in the past.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

We'd be much better off if we let this go...
[sarc]

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (53oGX)

278 When Trump is elected, he should just never talk to the press ever. What incentive does he have?

Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:50 PM (Ectld)

---------------

I said that very thing in 2016.

No Press Secretary. No interviews with Progda Media Whores. Do NOT sanction their legitimacy by cooperating in ANY WAY with them, PERIOD.

Give the treasonous asshats the respect that they deserve, which is ZERO.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (Q1BZZ)

279 Just want to remind you Trump has not picked his VP yet and seems serious about exactly none of them.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (B0mGw)

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What does this mean?

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (JeYYB)

280 Graham is a clever motherfucker.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:56 PM (fV+MH)

281 >>I would write in "Dead Brain Worm" first.

What if the worm killed RFK and the worm took over his body like Quato? That would explain how RFK got Katherine Hepburn's voice.

Open your mind.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 01:56 PM (LkLld)

282 116
Parasitic Worms would be a good band name.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:29 PM (RKVpM)

Opened for butthole surfers at the Aragon in '98

Posted by: Inogame at May 08, 2024 01:56 PM (53oGX)

283 Quoting Graham is a tell. It tells me you pay attention to him.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Z8Yh2)

284 Means I think Nikki Haley is the most likely candidate for VP. Although Youngkin would be a close second.

Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Ectld)

285 Democrats cheat

Republicans shrug

Citizens protest cheat

Citizens go to prison for protesting

GOP shrugs

But next time Dems will be afraid to cheat.

Make sense

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Y6Wgg)

286 I can't believe how much of a cringe-cuck Stern has become.

Posted by: Biergood at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (PwgSL)

287 In HS biology, we had a text "Animals Without Backbones," full of pics of human brain and liver sections loaded with worms and flukes. It happens.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (MvF+J)

288 Ahhh...the dreaded Nematoda MaryJo Kopechnea worm.

Posted by: Diogenes at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (W/lyH)

289 284 Means I think Nikki Haley is the most likely candidate for VP. Although Youngkin would be a close second.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Ectld)

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Holy shit, if Nikki Haley is Trump's VP choice HE has a fucking brain worm.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (JeYYB)

290
Eh. The Kensington zombies made their choice.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 01:53 PM

I'm sure there's more then a few military vets in the mix. She's getting people out of there and into someplace where they hopefully get some help and guidance and a return to normalcy.

The tents are coming down today and as soon as even one reappears it's coming down. This time without mental health interventions. She's sending a message that it won't be tolerated.

We'll see but it is a big story.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (RKVpM)

291 The Wall is a masterpiece. The Final Cut is where Roger Waters really starts bitching about his daddy issues. And it makes me want to slit my wrists.

And it is essentially a Roger Waters solo album, if people argue AMLOR is a Gilmour solo album.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 01:44 PM (Ds3Rc)

I get a lot of angry responses when I describe The Wall as "being weird just for weird's sake". From this position, I shant be moved.
Posted by: Doof
========
Meh, I find the Wall has quite fine musicians but a quite nihilistic message. It does have Toni Tennille cameo vocal as the girl marveling at all those fabulous guitars.

The movie accentuates rather than reduces the nihilism.

Compare it to another two album masterpiece, Quadrophenia which deals with some of the same issues but from a fan's point of view. Basically everything around him, society, parents, his mates, his love, religion, and even rock has failed him but at the end, he has learned love is what he is missing after he loses everything and is stuck on a rock during a storm. More hopeful message and leaves the final fate of Jimmy unresolved. Better movie from the album too.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (peJ7P)

292 Afraid of Graham? No.

Sick of his uniparty backstabbing? Yes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (LkLld)

293 Graham: Democrats ‘Afraid of the Hamas Wing’ of Their Party
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (RHGPo)

Is there a non-Hamas wing?
Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:54 PM (Y6Wgg)
__________

Yes. The Hezbollah wing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (iFTx/)

294 Brain worms killed the radio star.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (Be/+i)

295 "No Standing" stopped every lawsuit.

I have this feeling in my gut that the Democrats will get a full dose of "no standing" when they try to dispute the election.

If 2020 showed anything, it's that once the votes are counted, there is not path to overturn unless you have a box of "dirty hands"

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

296 So far as I know Nikki is the only loser that Trump has said "no, she'll never be the VP candidate" about

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (0rQxu)

297 New Philly mayor is cleaning up Tent City in Kensington.

Time to cue up the Gap Band!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (wtvvX)

298 Asking Trunp not to talk to the media is like asking him not to breathe. He lives for that shit even if it hurts him.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (Y6Wgg)

299 At least RFK jr. still has a part of his brain left...

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (Akjoo)

300 141 The Biden camp is still pretending he'll debate Trump. A video just hit my YT feed of someone assuring Minka of that.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis

Only 8f it gets live streamed on Truth Social, and has that AZ sheriff that put inmates in army tents as the moderator. Or CBD, JJ, any one of us as the moderator.

No meeting the enemy on their own ground either. Has to be in East Texas, North Longview, open air stadium in August at 1PM.

Lets see what the meds can do with that for FJB

Posted by: BifBewalski at May 08, 2024 01:59 PM (MsrgL)

301 Has anyone ever seen a single mecium?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)

302 Comfortably Numb
Distant Sound of Thunder Tour 1999
David Gilmore

A magnificent and astonishing performance.

https://youtu.be/6uSeFVGfn9M
Posted by: lost in space at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM

The lunatic is in my head.....

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2024 01:59 PM (4p0Xq)

303 295 "No Standing" stopped every lawsuit.

I have this feeling in my gut that the Democrats will get a full dose of "no standing" when they try to dispute the election.

If 2020 showed anything, it's that once the votes are counted, there is not path to overturn unless you have a box of "dirty hands"
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (RHGPo)

======

$50 says some federal court will order a complete redo of GA when Trump wins it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

304 Don't eat the worm.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2024 01:59 PM (4p0Xq)

305 289 284 Means I think Nikki Haley is the most likely candidate for VP. Although Youngkin would be a close second.
Posted by: Ribbed at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM (Ectld)

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Holy shit, if Nikki Haley is Trump's VP choice HE has a fucking brain worm.
Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (JeYYB)

Nikki Haley needs to not be near a Trump WH.
Youngkin? Bad idea. Have him serve his term as VA Gov and maybe he can run for Senate.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 02:00 PM (Ds3Rc)

306 Bee -

"Dead worm found in RFK Jr.'s brain already polling higher than Biden in 11 States".

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2024 02:00 PM (oiNtH)

307 It wasn't just "no standing." Another method was that Trump's lawyers would file for whatever the time limit to be adhered to (or extended IIRC, within the legal framework as is common) and the judges said no. Over and over and over and over.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 08, 2024 02:00 PM (0rQxu)

308 human brain and liver sections loaded with worms and flukes. It happens.
Posted by: gp

Only the lucky people get flukes.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 02:00 PM (9yWhg)

309 Came across this post but I have no source …

Corrupt election clerk in Wisconsin printed 64,000 extra ballots for Joe Biden in 2020 election.
She was just fired this week. She is the (was) the most corrupt election clerk in Wisconsin. She printed 64,000 ballots in the back conference room of City Hall, Room 501 for the Nov.3rd 2020 election. She had city employees and others (CTCL) fill some of those out on the 4th, 6th and other floors of city hall. Then, she kicked out observers around 10-10:30pm on Nov.3rd. Then brought in large amounts of ballots at 1:15am on Nov. 4th. All illegal, unconstitutional - number one way the Presidential election in 2020 was stolen.

Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

310 There's a POTUS who's infirm,
His brain is squirmin' like a worm...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (wtvvX)

311 Monomecium.

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (MvF+J)

312 241 I'm gonna go on record as saying that admitting to having any type of brain damage won't effect your chances in the general election ...
Posted by: zombie Adm. James Stockdale

indeed

Posted by: fetterman and his pet lump at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (v3pYe)

313 309 Came across this post but I have no source …

Corrupt election clerk in Wisconsin printed 64,000 extra ballots for Joe Biden in 2020 election.
She was just fired this week. She is the (was) the most corrupt election clerk in Wisconsin. She printed 64,000 ballots in the back conference room of City Hall, Room 501 for the Nov.3rd 2020 election. She had city employees and others (CTCL) fill some of those out on the 4th, 6th and other floors of city hall. Then, she kicked out observers around 10-10:30pm on Nov.3rd. Then brought in large amounts of ballots at 1:15am on Nov. 4th. All illegal, unconstitutional - number one way the Presidential election in 2020 was stolen.
Posted by: SMOD at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (RHGPo)

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This wouldn't have happened with a quality candidate.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (GBKbO)

314 Ewwww, get nightmares once in a while over body parasites

Posted by: Skip at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (fwDg9)

315 If Trump picks Haley, he's out of his fuckin' mind. I don't think that will happen. Color me very skeptical.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (0FoWg)

316 Where’s all this Nikki as VP talk coming from? It’s as absurd as “she’s running” was in 2020.

Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

317 I can't believe how much of a cringe-cuck Stern has become.
Posted by: Biergood at May 08, 2024 01:57 PM

I can, he went from high school locker humor and stayed there for 30 plus years. He then went right to demented old fool yelling at the sky. Stern was funny for a while, then I grew up.

Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (4p0Xq)

318 297 New Philly mayor is cleaning up Tent City in Kensington.

Time to cue up the Gap Band!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=17lkdqoLt44
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (wtvvX)

It ain’t May 11, and it ain’t MOVE.

Posted by: Wilson Goode at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (Ds3Rc)

319 We've got worms in our Democracy, too. Lots of them.

Posted by: Elegy for the American Republic at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (qUkBO)

320 >>> 236 >>Not gonna claim to be an expert on campaign strategy but I'm guessing "I have brain damage" isn't a good one.
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But I have overcome the damage is.

"Listen to me. Do I have cognitive disability? Do I stutter, falter, are my thoughts incomplete? I understand problems and how to overcome them.
I know the way. Follow me."

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (lCWOD)

321 316 Where’s all this Nikki as VP talk coming from? It’s as absurd as “she’s running” was in 2020.
Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

=======

From a place of cynicism that not even I will descend to.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (GBKbO)

322 What did a worm eating part of his brain have to do with his divorce proceedings?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (XkYcA)

323 I saw a quadramecium once. Once.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (fV+MH)

324 The worms crawl in,
the worms crawl out,
the ants play pinochle
on your scalp

Posted by: Jill Biden, Doktor at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (lZVy/)

325 316 Where’s all this Nikki as VP talk coming from? It’s as absurd as “she’s running” was in 2020.
Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 02:01 PM (Y6Wgg)

I think a lot of it is wishcasting.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 02:03 PM (Ds3Rc)

326 Americans have more parasites than people think.

Posted by: Seems Legit at May 08, 2024 02:03 PM (JeYYB)

327 Don't eat the worm.
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 08, 2024 01:59 PM (4p0Xq)

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat the worm?!?

Posted by: Doof at May 08, 2024 02:03 PM (AnsH0)

328 301 Has anyone ever seen a single mecium?

it's funny because the plural of mecium is mecia; you should not have a pair o'mecium, but a pair o'mecia.

Posted by: anachronda at May 08, 2024 02:03 PM (v3pYe)

329 >>I think a lot of it is wishcasting.

Much of it is passive aggressive Trump dislike.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 02:04 PM (LkLld)

330
Stern was funny for a while, then I grew up.
Posted by: Minnfidel

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 02:04 PM (lCWOD)

331 >>>Basement Biden? Biden "systematically avoiding interviews," report

Quick Hit:

President Biden's systematic avoidance of media interviews has raised concerns among journalists and the public alike.

There are two reasons the handlers don't want Joe near reporters for more than three minutes.
1. He's a vegetable.
2. He has no truthful answers on his notecards to any serious questions and follow-ups about the economy, immigration, urban crime, electric cars, the Chinese threat, Iran, and more. All he would say are stale talking points, deflections to unrelated subjects, racism, Saving Our Precious Democracy, and Beau.

Posted by: Gref at May 08, 2024 02:04 PM (5fDan)

332 The movie accentuates rather than reduces the nihilism.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM

Say what you like about National Socialism, at least it has an ethos.

Posted by: Walter Sobchak at May 08, 2024 02:04 PM (a3Q+t)

333 Americans have more parasites than people think.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Tell us about it.

Posted by: Nuke-cumers at May 08, 2024 02:04 PM (lZVy/)

334 I think Joey Shitbrains will debate Trump. I think he has to. They'll jack him up on whatever heavy-duty cocktail they use for SotU. The moderator will be some leftist shitstain who protects Biden.

Biden will rant and rave and make an ass out of himself. No matter. Immediately afterwards, his media whores will suck his dick over how fantastic he was. Again: just like SotU.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2024 02:04 PM (iFTx/)

335 298 Asking Trunp not to talk to the media is like asking him not to breathe. He lives for that shit even if it hurts him.
Posted by: Montec at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (Y6Wgg)

Agreed. Trump is totally addicted to pub.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (Ds3Rc)

336 What is it with Kennedys and brain damage?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (73voq)

337 323 I saw a quadramecium once. Once.

and then there was that time the qaudramecium got into the grain storage bins on deep space station k-7.

Posted by: anachronda at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (v3pYe)

338 336 What is it with Kennedys and brain damage?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (73voq)

In breeding

Posted by: It's me donna at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (Akjoo)

339
What did a worm eating part of his brain have to do with his divorce proceedings?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM

Experts agree that most divorces are initiated by the partner without a brain eating parasite.

-- Trust the Experts

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (RKVpM)

340 Didn't stern give the eulogy at Joan Rivers' funeral? Was that any good?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (9yWhg)

341 I bet Haley's husband didn't even pick her. She probably roofied him and took photos of him in bed with a dead hooker to blackmail him into it. I'd sooner eat my own teeth than be alone in a room with her. She's a metaphysically unpleasant person.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 08, 2024 02:05 PM (0FoWg)

342 Compare it to another two album masterpiece, Quadrophenia which deals with some of the same issues but from a fan's point of view. Basically everything around him, society, parents, his mates, his love, religion, and even rock has failed him but at the end, he has learned love is what he is missing after he loses everything and is stuck on a rock during a storm. More hopeful message and leaves the final fate of Jimmy unresolved. Better movie from the album too.
Posted by: whig

The last time we saw The Who, in 2022, my wife actually started crying when they played "Love, Reign O'er Me", because she misses being in the business (she was a stage hand for years). She actually knows Tom Kenny (The Who's production director) pretty well, and I have met him too. Really nice guy.
Pete was actually very funny and pleasant that night, which was .....really weird.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (vcOmj)

343 Give the treasonous asshats the respect that they deserve, which is ZERO.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 08, 2024 01:55 PM (Q1BZZ)

12 million votes.....

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (bq4Gb)

344 Um. I don't know whether to take all of this seriously, or if Kennedy is just a hypochondriac and medical paranoiac.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:13 PM

I am not a fanboi of any Kennedy, but insane and over the top reputation assaults is really in the "nuts and sluts" category.

we are faced with a dilemma: Kennedy is a liar, a loon, or percieved as a serious political danger.

VOTE BOBBY! HE'S NOT INSANE

Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (D7oie)

345 Deep Space k-7 probably had it coming.

Posted by: eleven at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (fV+MH)

346 From a place of cynicism that not even I will descend to.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM

It is clement to see you embrace your youthfulness.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (a3Q+t)

347 >>>333 Americans have more parasites than people think.
Posted by: Seems Legit
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I eat the "paste" once every six months.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (lCWOD)

348 What did a worm eating part of his brain have to do with his divorce proceedings?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (XkYcA)
++++
He's crazy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (HnUIn)

349 Just want to remind you Trump has not picked his VP yet and seems serious about exactly none of them.
Posted by: Ribbed

Don't be ridiculous. Nikki brings nothing personally to the ticket nor politically. My guess is that Trump will pick a loyalist. He seems to have learned his lesson about the politics of personnel. He dumped Ronna after Nikki dropped out and put his daughter in law there.

The RNC also dumped as the RNC chief counsel Charlie Spies who was a buddy of Marc Elias--Dem lawfare specialist. This was after people told Trump about how awful this guy was and that he was no fighter against election fraud.

The GOPe part of the party is dying; the only question is whether they take the rest of the party with them.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 02:07 PM (peJ7P)

350 Only the lucky people get flukes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 02:00 PM

Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke at May 08, 2024 02:07 PM (FAGAJ)

351 we are faced with a dilemma: Kennedy is a liar, a loon, or percieved as a serious political danger.

VOTE BOBBY! HE'S NOT INSANE
Posted by: Kindltot at May 08, 2024 02:06 PM (D7oie)
++++
We're through the looking glass. These things can be simultaneously true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2024 02:07 PM (HnUIn)

352 349 The GOPe part of the party is dying; the only question is whether they take the rest of the party with them.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 02:07 PM (peJ7P)

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Well, they're certainly trying very hard.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 08, 2024 02:07 PM (GBKbO)

353 Worms eating brains is one of the more reasonable things I've heard come out of divorce proceedings

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 08, 2024 02:07 PM (iFTx/)

354 Only the lucky people get flukes.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 08, 2024 02:00 PM
++++
:: thinks about the X-Files episode about the fluke monster ::
:: shudders::

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2024 02:07 PM (HnUIn)

355 NOOD ASTRA-ZENECA

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 08, 2024 02:08 PM (HnUIn)

356 >>Agreed. Trump is totally addicted to pub.

Because he's very good at it. He got billions in unearned media in 2016 and shocked the experts and won the presidency.

He's now using the free media the left idiotically gave him with their lawfare to get way more coverage than they would have given him if there were no lawsuits.

It's pretty amusing to hear people claim Trump is stupid when he is arguably the most successful politican in our lifetimes and he's done it largely on his own doing it his way.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 08, 2024 02:08 PM (LkLld)

357 Compare it to another two album masterpiece, Quadrophenia which deals with some of the same issues but from a fan's point of view. Basically everything around him, society, parents, his mates, his love, religion, and even rock has failed him but at the end, he has learned love is what he is missing after he loses everything and is stuck on a rock during a storm. More hopeful message and leaves the final fate of Jimmy unresolved. Better movie from the album too.
Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 01:58 PM (peJ7P)

The WHO:
Keith Moon: DEAD
John Entwhistle: DEAD
Pete Townshend: KIDDIE PORN
Roger Daltrey: WASHED UP HAS BEEN

(But Pete said he was “just doing research”

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 08, 2024 02:09 PM (Ds3Rc)

358 Americans have more parasites than people think.
Posted by: Seems Legit

Wut?

Posted by: The entirety of DC at May 08, 2024 02:09 PM (lZVy/)

359 A Pink Floyd song immediately comes to mind. Wonder what Syd Barrett would think about our present leaders of the free world these days... Except the worms ate into his brain...

Posted by: Ex Rex Reeder at May 08, 2024 02:10 PM (MZ+PY)

360 Corrupt election clerk in Wisconsin printed 64,000 extra ballots for Joe Biden in 2020 election.
She was just fired this week
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Fired? Not promoted? Sorry, does not scan.

Posted by: ... at May 08, 2024 02:10 PM (bq4Gb)

361 Biden will rant and rave and make an ass out of himself.
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Recall the VP debate with Ryan?

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 08, 2024 02:10 PM (XeU6L)

362
Just want to remind you Trump has not picked his VP yet and seems serious about exactly none of them.

Just about every day on X Vivek has a video where he sounds like he is it.

There's not a single word which flows out of his mouth I disagree with. Interesting times are interesting.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 08, 2024 02:10 PM (RKVpM)

363 That is some kind of more bizarre divorce proceeding. I cheated on my spouse-which apparently he did multiple times in true Kennedy fashion-because a worm was eating his brain?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 02:10 PM (XkYcA)

364 Mayorkas plays a worm everyday. He looks and acts the part, no make-up needed.

Posted by: Cheri at May 08, 2024 02:10 PM (oiNtH)

365 Here's the old husk on travel today so why not hide from debate: Reuters, United States, 'Biden touts new $3.3 billion Microsoft data center at failed Foxconn site Trump backed'

In small part,"We will train over 100,000 people in Wisconsin by the end of the decade so they have the AI skills to fill the jobs of tomorrow," Smith said. He credited Biden's legislation on infrastructure, chips and climate change with laying the groundwork for the investment."
...

"Meanwhile Biden's campaign launched a $14 million ad campaign, including a seven-figure investment targeting Black, Latino and Asian voters. On Thursday, it will release an ad called “Terminate” focusing on Trump’s attacks on Americans’ health care."

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 08, 2024 02:11 PM (NFX2v)

366 348 What did a worm eating part of his brain have to do with his divorce proceedings?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 08, 2024 02:02 PM (XkYcA)
++++
He's crazy?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
----------------------------

It was a defense against bad behavior.
THE WORM MADE ME DO IT

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 02:11 PM (lCWOD)

367 RFK Jr. at the Diet of Worms!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 08, 2024 02:11 PM (J2vNu)

368 Let's simplify the VP chatter:

1. Don't pick someone from Florida. Just stop it already.
2. Don't pick someone who wasn't born in the United States. Like, for example, Jamaica.
3. Don't pick someone who was a Democrat up to five minutes ago and who voted for freaking Bernie Sanders.
4. Don't pick someone who has bashed Trump. Like Mitt Burgum, Nimrata Haley, and many others.

Is it really that hard to pick someone decent who's not from Florida, wasn't born in another country, isn't a recent Democrat, and hasn't bashed Trump?

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 08, 2024 02:11 PM (qUkBO)

369 Pete was actually very funny and pleasant that night, which was .....really weird.
Posted by: A face in the crowd.....
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I think he no longer feels any pressure as an 'oldies' group to top himself and he more or less gets to do what he wants to and when he wants to. Think he has a steady live in girlfriend now for years.

He also encouraged Roger to go out and play away doing a lot of Who songs recognizing that Roger needs the money.

There is a good youtube video out there of the most recent Who bass player, John Button, and he discusses his bass parts and how he deals with John Entwistle's legacy. About thirty minutes well spent.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 02:12 PM (peJ7P)

370 363 That is some kind of more bizarre divorce proceeding. I cheated on my spouse-which apparently he did multiple times in true Kennedy fashion-because a worm was eating his brain?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
--------------------------

Yes, it was a fickle worm.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 08, 2024 02:12 PM (lCWOD)

371
The WHO:
Keith Moon: DEAD
John Entwhistle: DEAD
Pete Townshend: KIDDIE PORN
Roger Daltrey: WASHED UP HAS BEEN

Brain Worm: HAS A NEW ALBUM COMING OUT IN JULY

Posted by: naturalfake at May 08, 2024 02:14 PM (eDfFs)

372 (But Pete said he was “just doing research”
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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You really do not want to research up your rock legends of any major group and many of the girls of that time were quite proud of who they did like the Plaster Caster sisters, Sweet Sweet Connie, and the like.

For whatever reason he did it, Pete took his legal licks, pleaded no contest to charges and was on the sex offender registry for five years. He also apologized and has since raised money to keep children safe from exploitation and for cancer research. Far more redemption than some in the rock world have done.

To my knowledge, no one has come across like Steve Tyler's live in tween girlfriend to light or the notorious fish incident with Led Zeppelin among others. Roger stuck with him and Roger is by all accounts a decent bloke.

Posted by: whig at May 08, 2024 02:19 PM (peJ7P)

373 In a statement to CNN, Stefanie Spear, a spokesperson for Kennedy's campaign, said he had “traveled extensively in Africa, South America and Asia” as part of his work as an environmental advocate and said he contracted a parasite in one of those trips. (An hour ago.)

Now we stay home and import disease.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 08, 2024 02:19 PM (NFX2v)

374 nood

Posted by: gp Of Mayberry at May 08, 2024 02:24 PM (MvF+J)

375 eh, Radiologist here, RFK likely just had a spot in the brain that somebody thought was old Neurocysticercosis. These are fairly common, from a preventable parasitic infection caused by larval cysts of the pork tapeworm (Taenia solium). Alot of Mexicans have them, from poorly cooked Pork. You dont necessarily have symptoms from it, especially, if you just have one spot.

Posted by: Okie Doc at May 08, 2024 04:00 PM (3w5Gj)

376 Howard Stern.

What a whore.

Posted by: m at May 08, 2024 04:43 PM (o3SCB)

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