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Julie Kelly: DOJ Finally Admits They Doctored Trump's "Classified" Documents by Putting Them Inside Classified Information Folders, and Then Propagandizing the Country With Photos of Them
Why is this important?
Because the media seized on the idea -- no doubt intended by Merrick Garland's criminal gang at the DOJ -- that the fact that the "classified' documents were in folders plainly marked CLASSIFIED means that Trump could have no possible question that they were in fact classified, and no defense at any future trial. The DOJ blitzed the public with these photos to poison the jury pool with this idea. But it was all a lie. The FBI brought their own CLASSIFIED folders and then put Trump's documents inside them, then took pictures they immediately flooded the media with, creating the false impression in the minds of 300 million potential jurors that Trump knew these documents were classified. Julie Kelly:It is the picture that launched a thousand pearl-clutching articles. A few weeks after the armed FBI raid of Mar-a-Lago in August 2022, the Department of Justice released a stunning photograph depicting alleged contraband seized from Donald Trump's Palm Beach estate that day; the image showed colored sheets representing scary classification levels attached to files purportedly discovered in Trump's private office.A little ad for her. Click the link if you want to donate.Declassified with Julie Kelly is a reader-supported publication. To receive new posts and support my work, consider becoming a free or paid subscriber.
More at the link. In the NY Soros DA prosecution, the judge whose daughter is helps Adam Schiff raise money off her dad's court case threatened to jail Trump again.
Included as a government exhibit to oppose Trump's lawsuit requesting a special master to vet the 13,000 items taken from his residence, the crime scene pic immediately went viral--just as Attorney General Merrick Garland, who authorized the unprecedented raid, intended. At the time, even regime-friendly mouthpieces questioned the need and optics of the raid; the photo helped juice the DOJ's justification for the storming of Trump's castle. "[The] question of whether Trump had classified material with him at his Mar-a-Lago resort has captured the public's attention. The photo published by the government appears to answer that question quite affirmatively," Washington Post resident fact checker Philip Bump wrote on August 31, 2022. Some of Bump's colleagues were more hyperbolic. An ex-CIA officer told ABC News the cover sheets indicated the highest level of secrecy, which in the wrong hands could have resulted in murder. "People's lives are truly at stake. Without being melodramatic, anything that helps an adversary identify a human source means life and death," intelligence expert Douglas London melodramatically warned in reaction to the photo. The New York Times insisted the photo was consistent with how the FBI handles criminal investigations. "[It] is standard practice for the F.B.I. to take evidentiary pictures of materials recovered in a search to ensure that items are properly cataloged and accounted for. Files or documents are not tossed around randomly, even though they might appear that way; they are usually splayed out so they can be separately identified by their markings," reporters Glenn Thrush and Adam Goldman wrote on August 31, 2022. Except...that is not what happened. New court filings in Special Counsel Jack Smith's espionage and obstruction case against Trump and two co-defendants conclusively demonstrate that the government used the cover sheets to deceive the public as well as the court. The photo was a stunt, and one that adds more fuel to this dumpster-fire case. Jay Bratt, who was the lead DOJ prosecutor on the investigation at the time and now is assigned to Smith's team, described the photo this way in his August 30, 2022 response to Trump's special master lawsuit: "[Thirteen] boxes or containers contained documents with classification markings, and in all, over one hundred unique documents with classification markings...were seized. Certain of the documents had colored cover sheets indicating their classification status. (Emphasis added.) See, e.g., Attachment F (redacted FBI photograph of certain documents and classified cover sheets recovered from a container in the '45 office')." The DOJ's clever wordsmithing, however, did not accurately describe the origin of the cover sheets. In what must be considered not only an act of doctoring evidence but willfully misleading the American people into believing the former president is a criminal and threat to national security, agents involved in the raid attached the cover sheets to at least seven files to stage the photo. Classified cover sheets were not "recovered" in the container, contrary to Bratt's declaration to the court. In fact, after being busted recently by defense attorneys for mishandling evidence in the case, Bratt had to fess up about how the cover sheets actually ended up on the documents. Here is Bratt's new version of the story, where he finally admits a critical detail that he failed to disclose in his August 2022 filing: "[If] the investigative team found a document with classification markings, it removed the document, segregated it, and replaced it with a placeholder sheet. The investigative team used classified cover sheets for that purpose." But before the official cover sheets were used as placeholder, agents apparently used them as props. FBI agents took it upon themselves to paperclip the sheets to documents--something evident given the uniform nature of how each cover sheet is clipped to each file in the photo--laid them on the floor, and snapped a picture for political posterity.
Do it. Do it. I dare you. Meanwhile, Stormy Daniels testified, and implied that Trump had raped her. At least this paid whore described herself "shaking" after "the incident," suggesting that it was involuntary without actually saying so. Even the corrupt judge told her to knock it off with her highly political, choreographed defamation, saying that details of "the incident" are "irrelevant." The jury still heard them, of course. As planned. Remember, the prosecution called in Hope Hicks just so that he could read excerpts from NBC's leaked "grab them by the pussy" incident. This is all unduly prejudicial material, attempting to secure a conviction by bringing up irrelevant evidence (like the whore Stormy Daniels' claim she was Literally Shaking You Guys) or barely-relevant evidence that is brought in precisely to poison the jury against the defendant based on "prior (alleged) bad acts." And the judge lets it all in. It's critical that they get this shame conviction. Appellate courts will overturn it, but they need the conviction before the election.
Before witness testimony started Monday, Merchan ruled that Trump violated his gag order for the tenth time, fining him for comments he made about the jury. Merchan said next time the court "will have to consider a jail sanction."
Comments
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Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (MIM0w)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (MIM0w)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Moonbeam at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (rbKZ6)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 03:25 PM (MIM0w)
Based on this revelation the entire case should be tossed out before it ever comes to trial.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 03:26 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 03:26 PM (MIM0w)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 03:26 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 03:26 PM (Laekk)
Posted by: JT at May 07, 2024 03:26 PM (T4tVD)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:26 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 03:27 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: jim
I seconded your noodness.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 03:26 PM (MIM0w)
Well, now...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:27 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (l0k7j)
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Yes, for that *political* purpose.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (Laekk)
Posted by: Debby Doberman Schultz at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (Sgq8y)
I'd be shaking too at such an insult. If i were a filthy garden variety whore.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (+yhUM)
Posted by: ace at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (KRtlO)
Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Tent Revival & Swap Meet at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (NtVYv)
I knew what he wanted and he knew what he wanted.
Where's my check?
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (4a+k3)
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Scamerica, man. Everything is fake and gay. Of course, we knew that.
What's a bit different now versus, say, 20 years ago is how blunt-force it all is. They used to lie with at least a modicum of sophistication.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)
Let's look at the complaint you filed with the police. What? You didn't? You were trying to protect your reputation?
Oh, okay.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (l0k7j)
Marchan knows this. If he was serious about jailing him, he would have done it after the second 'outburst'. His higher-ups told him to cool it.
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (3Hm/H)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)
- John Roberts
Also remember Dems want Thomas lynched off the court because what his wife said.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (LX4y3)
We staged that too.
Posted by: Jack Smith's consicence at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (l0k7j)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (Be/+i)
that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The corgis and otters of outrageous fortune...
Posted by: William Shakespeare (ghostwritten by Claudine Gay) at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)
I'm sure it's a crime to be opening the folders if they don't have clearance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (+yhUM)
Posted by: Milquetoast Mortgage-Paying Neighbor in Flyover Country at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (5C4od)
Even if everyone knew he was as guilty as OJ, this behavior should result in dismissal of the case and jail time for the perps.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)
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Investigation with extreme prejudice.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (gcZc1)
I thought I read she did strip clubs, so she's all up with shaking it...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Hayseed at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (o6EOM)
Posted by: mr tmz at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (rJ48h)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (gcZc1)
Is spontaneous combustion a type of self-immolation?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (gcZc1)
There's enough silicone in Stormy to burn for days
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (Akjoo)
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So can someone help me out here?
My interpretation of this is that he carefully said one thing that was probably true - "cover sheets indicating their classification status" or "classification markings" - after all "unclassified" or "declassified" are classifications - and coupled it with a picture of documents that showed not evidence, but manipulation.
Am I on point there? If so, then is lying to the court, or can he and the FBI point fingers at each other?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)
I'm not so sure now. It depends on how much he's willing to gamble to save his "reputation".
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (CsUN+)
For a old whore, that's got to be far worse than someone forcing a sexual act on her.
She identifies as having been raped, and who are you to deny her truth, hater.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (dGCAG)
Posted by: Fani at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (0Gnoc)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:28 PM (l0k7j)
Jill'd leave him at the side of the road if the taxpayers weren't picking up the tab.
Posted by: Bete at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (LX4y3)
Oh, okay.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (CsUN+)
Rich coming from someone who gets paid to have guys blow their load on her face.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (R4t5M)
that is the question:
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The corgis and otters of outrageous fortune...
Posted by: William Shakespeare (ghostwritten by Claudine Gay) at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM (PiwSw)
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Aaaaaah!!!
Posted by: That guy who got buried in corgis and otters at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (xcxpd)
We have standards, you know.
Posted by: Propaganda Press at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (l0k7j)
The jury still heard them, of course. As planned.
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Yup.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Her Cooter is a Superfund Site at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (o6EOM)
And the judge lets it all in.
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As you said, that's the point.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (HnUIn)
Trump didn't take the files when he left.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (MIM0w)
Posted by: Google has standards too! at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (l0k7j)
Also, it's a misnomer to say that Trump has classified documents, the term "classification" is meaningless when discussing a President of the United States and his documents, he is the Unitary Executive, their his f**king documents.
Also, there is not a Tardis like room off of the Oval Office that holds the Unitary Executives Documents, they exist as digital documents that are requested, collated, compiled, sequenced and distributed by the personnel that handle documents for the President.
HE DOESN'T GET HIS OWN DOCUEMNTS AND HE DOESN"T PACK HIS F**KING BOXES.
THIS IS F**KING BULLSH*T AND I'M SICK OF IT!!!!
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 03:33 PM (XV/Pl)
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LOL. We're not.
Posted by: The DoJ at May 07, 2024 03:34 PM (HnUIn)
well, the question must be asked:
So?
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 03:34 PM (/7KEl)
I don't watch the national news. Do any of the trial reports ever say the prosecution is pushing truly ridiculous absurdities?
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 03:34 PM (MoZTd)
Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (Y6Wgg)
Some of this stuff you just have t laugh at. Yesiree, virginal Stormy Daniels didn't want to go to a hotel room with Trump. He coerced and she was crying, "No!; No!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: fd at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (CM7e9)
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Am I on point there? If so, then is lying to the court, or can he and the FBI point fingers at each other?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)
A witness is supposed to tell the truth (no lies), the whole truth (not leaving out context that would alter the meaning of the testimony) and nothing but the truth (no mixing in lies).
Seems like this Fibble is guilty of all three.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)
I'm sure it's a crime to be opening the folders if they don't have clearance.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 03:30 PM
The feds have a certain leeway when investigating alleged classified document cases like these when they find classified documents.
But the general rule of thumb is if you find something you think that is classified you are supposed to stop reading the document, stuff it in a folder and pass it up the chain with signed evidence slips until it hits the desk of someone who is cleared to look at it.
In this case I doubt there is an evidence log of any kind. Remember they refused to give Trumps attorneys a copy of the search warrant when they busted in.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (QNSds)
Stormy was shaking after sex with a billionaire. She's a porn star.
I thought she'd already released statement after statement after statement that they never had sexual relations, ever?
WTF? Why is this not being thrown out as bullshit? She signed an affidavit stating such, did she not?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)
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So let let me see if I have this straight. A whore is claiming she was "shaking" after being "raped?" Did the check bounce, perchance?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: madge at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (0Gnoc)
Everything is an effing setup against Trump. It is all fake and gay. That's all clownworld has, fake and gay.
Posted by: Ganowicz Commie Exterminators, LTD. at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (+YRf1)
Which, of course, would be SUCH a bad thing...
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (JMAcK)
The FBI lies 100% of the time.
Every single person knows that.
The millions of people who were "shocked" by this staged photo knew it was a lie - because DoJ. Of course it's a lie.
They just like the lies DoJ is telling them, so they pretend they believe the lies.
That's why no amount of evidence can move the needle - the people you're looking to convince already know Trump is innocent. They have long since moved past caring about that.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (YqDXo)
Some of this stuff you just have t laugh at. Yesiree, virginal Stormy Daniels didn't want to go to a hotel room with Trump. He coerced and she was crying, "No!; No!"
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (XkYcA)
"Oh no, dear lass, I shan't. I shannot, I say."
-Donneald Trump
Posted by: Darrell Harris at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (3Hm/H)
ha. i make joke
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (B1FKF)
I'm disappointed at how carelessly the man speaks. When talking about the photo, he says it was staged and the classified documents were placed there by the FBI.
He's correct, but imprecise. One could reasonably listen to him and think, "What's the big deal? We all realized the photo was staged and the documents were laid out by the FBI for that photo."
He needed to make clear, as Ace did, that FBI put documents there the FBI BROUGHT FOR THE PURPOSE OF STAGING THE PHOTOGRAPH. Ratcliffe says that, but in a way that can easily and reasonably be misinterpreted to make it sound as if he's only complaining about the documents in the photo being laid out by the FBI in a way that Trump didn't lay them out.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (63Dwl)
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2024 03:38 PM (0Gnoc)
Seems like this Fibble is guilty of all three.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (ynpvh)
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I meant the Special Counsel. From my reading, he was fairly careful with the construction. He said documents had "markings" and "cover sheets" - but not *which* markings and cover sheets. He then includes a picture of manipulated evidence, but never said "he had secret documents." He said one statement that was likely true about markings and cover sheets, coupled it with the fraudulent picture, and let the reader draw the obvious conclusion.
Where does that land? It looks to me like lying to the court, but I don't know if it technically is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:38 PM (HnUIn)
so she is a LOONY
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 03:38 PM (s3qiR)
C'mon Ace...only a little "m" moron would believe this lying skank's outrageous....oh, wait...
Motherfucker fucking date raped her! Trump is a fucking rapist and it's time to release the Epstein files to confirm that HE IS A FUCKING PEDOPHILE as well.
It was not even a date. It was supposed to be a business meeting. She disassociated. Holy God this is bad.
Hopefully these revelations help change voter's opinions about Trump. She is hinting at being given a roofie? Good for her. This is her shot on TV.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)
I think they are grossly miscalculating here. A criminal conviction of Trump will almost certainly backfire and make him even more popular. Anyone who isn't a true believing leftist or paid NeverTrump whore knows full well the trial is phony and merely political persecution. If Trump were convicted, it would be like a badge of honor.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)
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Judge Marchan is a great man, doing his best under difficult circumstances.
How else would all you ignorant MAGA types find out about Evil Bad Man Having Sex With Porn Stars?!?!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (l0k7j)
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (/7KEl)
Didja see that Pigboy is now on the high speed rail wagon?
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Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (L/fGl)
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Let's face it, if Trump really doink her, and she was shaking afterwards, Trump would be bragging about it.
"Yessir, she was shaking when I finished!"
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:37 PM (YqDXo)
Reminds of a cartoon...
Politician, at a nice restaurant says, "I'm and politician and an honest man".
Whore he's with says, "Well, I'm a prostitute and a virgin."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (ynpvh)
How is she even a witness on the stand?
Jeebus what crime did they say he committed?
When does avenetti take the stand?
Is general bearclaw on the docket?
How does this clownshow go on?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (t6VO+)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)
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I think this person is confused. That's their guy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (HnUIn)
Hopefully these revelations help change voter's opinions about Trump. She is hinting at being given a roofie? Good for her. This is her shot on TV.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)
LOL.... So she's not already an attention whore ?
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 03:38 PM (s3qiR)
Hey, you stare down the barrel of that many wangs for decades and still be at the bottom end of most porn fans' top twenty list, and see if you don't find some kind of coping mechanism.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (+yhUM)
Stormy was shaking after sex with a billionaire. She's a porn star.
I thought she'd already released statement after statement after statement that they never had sexual relations, ever?
WTF? Why is this not being thrown out as bullshit? She signed an affidavit stating such, did she not?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM
She has, and her testimony today was staged and rises to the level of perjury. Pretty sure Trumps lawyers will take her apart on cross examination. That is if the judge allows them to do that. He might claim she is the victim of a violent sex crime and could refuse to let them question her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)
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I think this person is confused. That's their guy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (HnUIn)
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The idea that the DOJ is protecting Trump by not releasing the Epstein Files is silly.
But then again, they think the DOJ has a MAGAt bias.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)
The center of the liberal hatred of Trump really is "he said 'pussy'!".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (2ocoG)
was the doll orange?
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 03:41 PM (v3pYe)
FIFH.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:41 PM (YqDXo)
Clown world.
We're so f*cked.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)
Republicans are scared of their own shadows.
Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 03:41 PM (Y6Wgg)
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Where does that land? It looks to me like lying to the court, but I don't know if it technically is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:38 PM (HnUIn)
I'm saying it is lying, done with the purpose of misleading the court on a subject of which the court is interested in the answer thereof.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:41 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 03:41 PM (v0R5T)
"I order a halt in proceedings so that the witness can have a private conference in my chambers to advise me if sending photos of my wiener out constitute judicial impropriety, tampering, obscenity or whoa baby gimmie sum 'o dat."
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2024 03:42 PM (j4U/Z)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 03:42 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 07, 2024 03:36 PM (JMAcK)
I'm always careful to point out that Russia is asshoe whenever I criticize Ukraine, which is also asshoe.
But here's the deal: if Putin hits *just* the Chesapeake Bay with a nuclear tipped hypersonic missile, I will take back every single thing nasty thing I ever said about him, and advocate for a unilateral declaration to give him a free hand in the former Soviet empire, and throw in Germany to sweeten the pot.
Russia sucks. Washington, Death Cult is my real enemy, though.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 03:42 PM (0FoWg)
She has, and her testimony today was staged and rises to the level of perjury. Pretty sure Trumps lawyers will take her apart on cross examination. That is if the judge allows them to do that. He might claim she is the victim of a violent sex crime and could refuse to let them question her.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (QNSds)
This, in a state court system that found Trump liable to pay E Jean millions for her SVU episode recollection.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)
>>If Trump were convicted, it would be like a badge of honor.
Currently, they have unlimited power, unlimited resources and unlimited hate to buoy them on, they will never stop this, they can't. Trump is their hate figure, he is their white whale, and they will stab at him till their dying day, they will never give him up.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 03:42 PM (XV/Pl)
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Judge Marchan is a great man, doing his best under difficult circumstances.
How else would all you ignorant MAGA types find out about Evil Bad Man Having Sex With Porn Stars?!?!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (l0k7j)
About the same way that the Left did when Bubba had his bimbo eruptions. Or Biden with his daughter.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:43 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)
++++
I think this person is confused. That's their guy.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (HnUIn)
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Where do these imbeciles get the "pedophile" from? There's not one shred of evidence that Trump ever went for underage girls. Just the opposite. He threw Epstein out of his club for that. Trump tends to like them older than many rich playboys do. I think these idiots just say whatever pops into their flaccid minds -- influenced no doubt by a heaping helping of projection.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (h8CK2)
What a dastardly ne'er-do-well.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (KbCG3)
I think he should get Germany for free. The Germans deserve it.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
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Pedophiles often pay to have sex with 30+ pornstars with big, fake titties.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (GBKbO)
LOL, Nobody had offered her that much money before?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (XkYcA)
Politician, at a nice restaurant says, "I'm and politician and an honest man".
Whore he's with says, "Well, I'm a prostitute and a virgin."
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (ynpvh)
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Pseudolus: "A common courtesan in the house of Lycus..."
Hero: "Is that bad?"
Pseudolus: "Well there's no way to make it look like an achievement!"
Posted by: Zombie Robbo the Llama Butcher at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (T+Iwg)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (X0iLW)
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This only ends when traitors like this are executed for treason on PPV ... after being waterboarded for all they know first at Club Gitmo.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 03:45 PM (t6VO+)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:43 PM (ynpvh)
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That story has been buried so deep, even Trump supporters often do not know. The Propaganda Press is amazingly effective.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:45 PM (l0k7j)
@davidhogg111
Men want one thing and it’s literally regional high speed rail with affordable, frequent and reliable local public transit connections and mixed use development around transit hubs🙂↔️
https://shorturl.at/iqvHX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame
.......
he should move to Madera.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
Everyone Knows that he did nasty stuff to his daughter Ashley. I mean Ivanka.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 03:45 PM (+yhUM)
And not even the hilarious Gamergate SVU episode where they all struggle to pronounce "Kotaku".
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 03:38 PM (s3qiR)
doesn't matter
she is a prosecution witness with direct knowledge of the unspeakable madness and horror that is Donald Trump
Today, an aging porn actress is the most trusted woman in America
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (/7KEl)
but here we are.
Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (Q4nLP)
Prolly should have removed the vibrator.
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (X0iLW)
Like Joe Biden trying to stand still in a stiff breeze?
Well I suppose that's more of a totter.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (2ocoG)
Sure. Front him Germany. He can set up shop at his old dogs in Berlin.
At this rate, I'd be willing to settle for a vague promise to cauterize DC.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (h8CK2)
Everyone Knows that he did nasty stuff to his daughter Ashley.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 03:45 PM (+yhUM)
Do we know if Ashley is actually Joe's daughter ? Jill is a slut after all
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (KbCG3
Somebody should do a meme of Trump as Snidely Whiplash and Stormy as Jane. "After I have shake worthy sex with you in the hotel, I'm going to tie you to the railroad tracks."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (XkYcA)
I mean, I can appreciate "any port in a storm", but the weather is fair at the moment, and that skank has LITERALLY been ridden hard and put away wet.
Pass. Now, Hope Hicks...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (JCZqz)
Meanwhile, the FEC director who said the payment currently at issue wasn't improper has been forbidden by the judge from testifying.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)
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It comes from two things. The first is their own assumption. "Trump is Bad. Pedophiles* (*who aren't rainbow flag people) are bad. Therefore, Trump is a pedophile." The second is his comment about how his daughter is hot. Well, she is.
That he is (or at least was) a womanizer who ever went after hot adults is irrelevant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
They found it downtown full of feces.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 03:47 PM (v0R5T)
I'm not so sure now. It depends on how much he's willing to gamble to save his "reputation".
Posted by: Archimedes
What reputation? He's completely untrustworthy, moral, and lacks standard societal ethics (like many of Europe's new citizens) and incapable of proving otherwise. I wouldn't hire him to pick up dog shit, much less for anything of importance.
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2024 03:47 PM (OopJC)
Was she snappin' her fingers too?
Posted by: Eddie Money at May 07, 2024 03:47 PM (CM7e9)
Men want one thing and it’s literally regional high speed rail with affordable, frequent and reliable local public transit connections and mixed use development around transit hubs🙂↔️
No, that's not it.
Look at the dickless wonder expressing what he thinks men want.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
Everyone Knows that he did nasty stuff to his daughter Ashley.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 03:45 PM (+yhUM)
Do we know if Ashley is actually Joe's daughter ? Jill is a slut after all
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (Akjoo)
Still Paedo.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:47 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 03:48 PM (h8CK2)
You forgot the Democrat prime directive: projection. Joe's a pedo, so we'll claim Trump is.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:48 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
Sam Brinton is holding it hostage
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 03:48 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (JCZqz)
She's already taken plenty of shots on tv, believe you me.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (/nCD+)
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Or she's telling the truth, he gave her a literal shaking-all-over orgasm and she is just implying otherwise in a different tone of voice.
Of course, Trump said he didn't do it, so he can't use that line.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 03:44 PM (KbCG3
Somebody should do a meme of Trump as Snidely Whiplash and Stormy as Jane. "After I have shake worthy sex with you in the hotel, I'm going to tie you to the railroad tracks."
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (XkYcA)
'The trrain should be here by now. they said it was high speed rail.'
Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (NxC5+)
And then she eventually admitted to writing "his" signature herself?
The left does this sort of crap all the time. Because it works and they never pay a price for it.
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (ibTVg)
Posted by: Anna Puma
......
Sam Brinton is holding it hostage
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 03:48 PM (NtVYv)
Adam Schiff has nice women's wear?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (PCK5/)
Do it. Do it. I dare you.
___________
You through?
Not even close, bud.
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (AnUgj)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:48 PM (2ocoG)
++++
There's that, too, of course.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I threw that shit in the trash right away. Boring.
Posted by: Sam Brinton at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (/nCD+)
Well done
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (NtVYv)
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (v0R5T)
How is this different?
Local cops have throw down drugs, feebs have throw down classified folders.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (eNZiK)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (2ocoG)
I disagree. It's that he beat Hillary.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (/nCD+)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (XkYcA)
I'm starting to think none even rise to the level of CONFIDENTIAL.
Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (JojsZ)
Men want one thing and it’s literally regional high speed rail with affordable, frequent and reliable local public transit connections and mixed use development around transit hubs🙂↔️
No, that's not it.
Look at the dickless wonder expressing what he thinks men want.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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I think I nailed in #102.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: 18-1 at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (ibTVg)
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"Oh, gosh darn. They tricked us. Tarnation. Well, we'll know better next time. Donate today!"
-The entire GOP consultancy
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)
moral = amoral eff off autocucomber
Posted by: BifBewalski at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (OopJC)
>>Once upon a time, "FBI literally frames President for crime" would have warranted a flaming skull or three...
Oh you mean the one about a former Naval Intelligence Officer who decided he needed a career change and became a reporter for The Washington Post who got a tip from the Number 2 at the FBI that 7 CIA Assets Broke into the DNC Headquarters at The Watergate Hotel?
It was pretty big at the time.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 03:51 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I threw that shit in the trash right away. Boring.
Posted by: Sam Brinton
Kept the Furry suit though?
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2024 03:51 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: DU Underground Edition of Clue at May 07, 2024 03:51 PM (o6EOM)
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.
Posted by: One more time, with feeling at May 07, 2024 03:51 PM (Wc83a)
I think I nailed in #102.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (YqDXo)
Heh.
I'd tend to agree.
Well done, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:52 PM (2ocoG)
Just like she relived it while doing that cold open for SNL.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 03:52 PM (KbCG3)
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Only the details, asshat? Whore's entire testimony was irrelevant ... f*cking kangaroo clown shitshow.
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 03:52 PM (czTVy)
"major shifts away from Biden have occurred among Black, Hispanic, and Asian voters. Surprisingly, Trump appears to have gained more ground among college-educated Black and Hispanic voters than with less educated members of these groups. Equally surprising: Up to now, Trump has increased his support more among women than men."
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These fake lawfare trials are worthless as a political weapon, against these sorts of facts.
The Big Steal is going to need to be a YUGE steal, the biggest ever steal, if it is going to work this time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:52 PM (l0k7j)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 07, 2024 03:49 PM (/nCD+)
That's thread winner.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Gentlemen
Uh....yeah! That's what happened to me, too! All that bloody seman and feces was planted by dirty cops! All over the bed, my dick, and the dead naked male prostitute!
Posted by: Andrew Gillum at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (JCZqz)
The Big Steal is going to need to be a YUGE steal, the biggest ever steal, if it is going to work this time.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 03:52 PM (l0k7j)
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"Yes, we're fucking manufacturing ballots. What the fuck are you going to do about it?"
-The Left in November, at a press conference
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (R4t5M)
Men want one thing and it’s literally regional high speed rail with affordable, frequent and reliable local public transit connections and mixed use development around transit hubs🙂↔️ ...
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)
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No. I want honor. I want to be respected. I want a wife and kids. I want productive work and shelter over my head, but those are means to an end and not ends themselves. Non-corporeally, I'd like to get into heaven when I die.
Boondoggle infrastructure programs where corruption costs more than the pointless exercise isn't even on the list. Unless you're a union delegate or heading up the railroad division of a well-connected infrastructure contractor, this isn't at the top of anyone's list, let alone a group so broad as "men."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (YqDXo)
Heh.
I'd tend to agree.
Well done, sir.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:51 PM (Zz0t1)
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With HIGH. SPEED. RAIL. and regional transit hubs a very close second.
Not.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (YqDXo)
We thought the outrage was how they spread the folders out on the floor like some psycho document hoarder.
The real outrage was that the folders were planted.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (eNZiK)
Posted by: Washington Nearsider
Dammit. I knew we should have been xeroxing ballots!
Posted by: hILLRY o O at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: Thomas Paine at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (lTGtQ)
Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (wtvvX)
>>The Big Steal is going to need to be a YUGE steal, the biggest ever steal, if it is going to work this time.
They are going to have to pre-position and conjure up a f**kton of ballots, or drag out the counts for a couple of months at this rate.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)
but here we are.
Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (Q4nLP)
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Yup. There was a time - and it wasn't that long ago, but it *was* before Year Zero - when this would have been shocking.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (Akjoo)
She is a professional prostitute, that is available to the highest price… apparently that is lost on many of our populi…
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
@davidhogg111
Men want one thing and it’s literally regional high speed rail with affordable, frequent and reliable local public transit connections and mixed use development around transit hubs🙂↔️
https://shorturl.at/iqvHX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (L/fGl)
Hogg -maybe that is the one thing you want. Perhaps to facilitate your fantasies of getting "railed"?
I want things, but I can assure you transit hubs aren't on the list. But a custom double stack 1911 chambered in .45ACP would be.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2024 03:55 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 03:55 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (2ocoG)
I disagree. It's that he beat Hillary.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 07, 2024 03:50 PM (/nCD+)tottering.
This. It literally b4oke them that more than half the country hated Hillary (and them) so much that they would vote for Trump who they cosider to be a New York low life. It absolutely broke them and they have been on a bender for 8 years to try and get anything to stick to him.
And here we are again with stormy daniels.
If the prosecuter can be shown to have subborned perjury with storm can he please go to jail like that duke fake r4p3 prosecuter?... Please?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 03:55 PM (OiAR7)
@davidhogg111
Men want one thing and it’s literally regional high speed rail with affordable, frequent and reliable local public transit connections and mixed use development around transit hubs🙂↔️
https://shorturl.at/iqvHX
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 03:39 PM (L/fGl)
And like a blow job from Sonia Braga, men will be TELEPORTING before either one happens.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 03:55 PM (D7oie)
@davidhogg111
Men want one thing and it’s literally
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 03:55 PM (YqDXo)
Just like she relived it while doing that cold open for SNL.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer
It's, uh....empowering! I'm reclaiming the label "slut" and "whore". I won't let myself be victimized again! I'm a strong, independent, brave role model and hero for women!
Posted by: Stormy Daniels at May 07, 2024 03:55 PM (JCZqz)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (R4t5M)
I hope so.
That was horrible.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:55 PM (Zz0t1)
http://tiny.cc/7ezzxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (HnUIn)
Remember, he sued stormy for violating her NDA. And then said he never slept with her.
Would’ve been nice to have a candidate not dealing with all this, but otherwise Trump is super awesome at everything else.
Posted by: Benchmark at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (7cfVI)
Posted by: Spermy Daniels at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (o6EOM)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (XV/Pl)
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"We say that Biden got 150% turnout. Looking into it is racism."
-PA SoS
"This is acceptable because the SoS is allowed leeway in changing election law without the say of the legislature."
-the courts
"Well, it's too bad that happened. Don't do it again, okay?"
-Federal court.
"zzzzzzz"
-SCOTUS
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 03:53 PM (Akjoo)
She is a professional prostitute, that is available to the highest price… apparently that is lost on many of our populi…
Posted by: tubal at May 07, 2024 03:54 PM (PCK5/)
She was shaking because she had bagged a billionaire and knew a huge payday was coming.
If you've ever won a big pot in poker, you know the feeling.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (KbCG3)
I remember when that photo was first circulated a whole bunch of leftists were screeching like Banshees about eMPtY FOldErS! They claimed it was proof Trump sold classified info to Russia.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (Odg76)
FIFH.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
But not blow jobs alone. There must also be pizza and beer.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Spermy Daniels at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (o6EOM)
++++
Back off, bitch.
Posted by: Christine "Two-Door" Ford at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (Zz0t1)
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.
Posted by: One more time, with feeling
Everything is broken.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i47LeHY2Z2Q
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (lZVy/)
Assuming the world survived that exchange, what would happen?
I predict that, with the FedGov obliterated, the rest of the country would immediately acknowledge the currently unspeakable truth that we're no longer a functioning political unit and split up. I bet there wouldn't even be a halfhearted attempt to preserve this phony ass Union.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (ogTiX)
but here we are.
Posted by: NewEnglandDevil"
I'm old enough to remember when even the left biased media would report and even go so far as to investigate something like that. Hard to believe but true.
Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (JojsZ)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 03:35 PM (QNSds)
Ok, that sounds like a reasonably plausible explanation.
It smells funny though, sorta like when a cop pulls you over, and sprinkles white powder on your seat, which he then uses as "probably cause" to do a full search.
At that point it wouldn't matter if the powder was donut residue or China White, you're presumed guilty until proven innocent at that point.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (dGCAG)
Everything is bullshit and lies.
Everything's a scam.
Everything's a rip-off.
Everything's an op.
Everything is fake and ghey.
Posted by: One more time, with feeling at May 07, 2024 03:51 PM (Wc83a)
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And everybody knows.
"The rules are simple: they lie to us, we know they're lying, they know we know they're lying, but they keep lying to us, and we keep pretending to believe them."
-- Elena Gorokhova
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (czTVy)
Posted by: Ripley at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (JojsZ)
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Only to keep up appearances.
But now they don't even do that. Don't need to, I guess.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (HnUIn)
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I loved that. They really thought that absurd talking point made so much sense.
Remember when they were insisting he gave away the nuclear codes?
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Maccabee Brigade at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (i7KoL)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (5S+sK)
Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (gxokI)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (FMTLw)
can he wait for a SOTU address night so no one is missed?
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (AR07F)
Recall, they charged the guy who merely carried some boxes from the van to a room like he broke into INEL Las Almos and stole nuclear bomb research.
Why? Why replace ordinary paper docs in a box with blaring 50-point, all-caps "SECRET"
Because that photo, and the rest, were to coerce the valet to cop a plea. "Look, here's the photos of what we found: No way you couldn't have seen they were classified. We have you dead to rights on 100 years in the federal penitentiary. You'll never see your family again."
"But you take our deal, plead guilty, we'll give 6 months deferred probation."
Recall that? How it came out earlier that they were near desperate to get him to plea out for not even a wrist slap?
Because that plea includes allocation that he did the crime. Knowingly.
And that admission was to be "back-dated" to convict Trump.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (PCjgZ)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (HnUIn)
Maybe you do.
I want to see him acid-mining uranium in the Rockies at about 3am on a January morning, from the back of my staff car.
But that's just me.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (0FoWg)
http://tiny.cc/7ezzxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
......
She needs to brush her hair and make the bed.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (AR07F)
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE!!!! INCEL!!!
Posted by: Stronk empowered wammens everywhere at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 03:46 PM (XkYcA)
He could tie her to the high-speed rail in California. She'd die of old age before a train comes along.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (8zz6B)
Maybe in an alternative universe.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:00 PM (YqDXo)
She needs to brush her hair and make the bed.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)
And a sammitch......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 04:00 PM (Zz0t1)
The FEEBS planted "evidence" to frame Pres. Trump. Those f*ckers need to be prosecuted.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 07, 2024 04:00 PM (pJWtt)
Posted by: Oglebay at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (ogTiX)
Sometimes what they say and what they know don't match.
RFK for example, will say out loud he believes the CIA had a role in his "uncle's" death, but beats around the bush when it comes to his dad.
And frankly, the evidence they killed his dad is MUCH stronger than it is for JFK's murder.
Posted by: BurtTC at May 07, 2024 04:00 PM (dGCAG)
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I loved that. They really thought that absurd talking point made so much sense.
Remember when they were insisting he gave away the nuclear codes?
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA
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This claim is still fairly common on reddit threads
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 04:00 PM (eNZiK)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 04:01 PM (R4t5M)
David Hogg is admitting that he is not a man.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (HnUIn)
____________
Stop press!
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:01 PM (YqDXo)
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I, for one, would cheer & celebrate. YMMV
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 04:01 PM (czTVy)
The FEEBS planted "evidence" to frame Pres. Trump. Those f*ckers need to be prosecuted.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 07, 2024 04:00 PM (pJWtt)
Now we know why Trump's lawyers were NOT ALLOWED to be present during the search and seizure.
F*cking bastards.......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)
Amazon is creating a sequel to Bladerunner 2049 called .., wait for it ... Bladerunner 2099.
Starring Michelle Yeoh.
Will we get Nexus 69s?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 04:01 PM (h8CK2)
Remember when they were insisting he gave away the nuclear codes?
LOL
Posted by: Jay in PA
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This claim is still fairly common on reddit threads
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 04:00 PM (eNZiK)
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I remember when Trump was tearing up top secret documents and flushing them down the toilet.
It's really Trump's fault that people believed that story. If he wasn't such a poopy head, the story would never have stuck!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 04:01 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:02 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 03:57 PM (AR07F)
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE!!!! INCEL!!!
Posted by: Stronk empowered wammens everywhere at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (OiAR7)
Yeah, but those are good rapes, like the one in the Vagina Monologues. When an oily bohunk rapes a woman into loving him, it's romance, not a crime.
Posted by: Handmaiden's Tale Masturbation Guide at May 07, 2024 04:02 PM (o6EOM)
http://tiny.cc/7ezzxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (HnUIn)
Do I care about the morals of her robe?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 04:02 PM (ynpvh)
Remember, he sued stormy for violating her NDA. And then said he never slept with her.
Would’ve been nice to have a candidate not dealing with all this, but otherwise Trump is super awesome at everything else.
Posted by: Benchmark at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (7cfVI)
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Just like a slutty girl deserves to be raped.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2024 04:02 PM (FMTLw)
Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Tent Revival & Swap Meet at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)
Sounds better in the original Klingon...er, German.
Posted by: Rowsdower Believes Ray Epps is a Fed and Ashli Bennett is Crispus Attucks at May 07, 2024 04:03 PM (HhPkJ)
To prove that crime, they put a porn star on the stand to testify she was roofied and then had sex with the Bad Accounting Man.
This whole damn thing is political theater; everyone knows it, and everyone knows the White House sent a lawyer in from DC to try this "case".
NOTE: Yes, they implied he broke some Federal campaign finance law, but they never specified what that was, and whatever they are trying to dream up, it isn't a crime in NYS, because if it were one, they would have included it in the indictment!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 04:03 PM (cPejy)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (5S+sK)
Totes Constitutional per the Spirit of Aloha.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 04:03 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2024 03:58 PM (FMTLw)
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Precisely.
Posted by: NewEnglandDevil at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (Q4nLP)
The FEEBS planted "evidence" to frame Pres. Trump. Those f*ckers need to be prosecuted.
Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop
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Again I ask, how do we recover from this? The courts and juries are so totally corrupted that the "system" has no more backstops.
The dems will just keep breaking laws, and the Right will either accept the hell they are driving us toward, or start an uprising which might be worse. I see no way out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (eNZiK)
Posted by: Rowsdower
you're the only one to get the reference
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Tent Revival & Swap Meet at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)
++++
"Organs of State Security"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)
But he said there were "guardrails in place," referring to limits on what the prosecution could ask about.
"I don't believe we're at the point where a mistrial is warranted," said Merchan. "I will note that where there were objections, those objections for the most part were sustained. I will also note that I was surprised there were not more objections."
Merchan pointed out that he objected at one point because "there was no objection coming from the defense," and told them to take some responsibility.
"Whether these are new stories or not new stories, the remedy is on cross examination," added Merchan.
He also offered to limit what the jury can consider regarding Daniels' story about being threatened in a parking lot.
"The court has done everything that I could possibly do to protect both sides," Merchan said.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 04:05 PM (P9xGM)
Why'd they skip 2069?
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 04:05 PM (Odg76)
Remember when they were insisting he gave away the nuclear codes?
LOL
I still remember when someone staying at a Trump hotel got a marketing email from Alfa Bank in Russia and that was proof that Trump was working with the Russians. The FBI cyber crimes nerds said it was the stupidest thing they'd ever read but the higher-ups went with it.
You can make a better case that we're all colluding with King Harv.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 04:05 PM (2ocoG)
http://tiny.cc/7ezzxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (HnUIn)
Do I care about the morals of her robe?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 04:02 PM (ynpvh)
Not at all. Shame about the tattoo though.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 04:05 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Tent Revival & Swap Meet at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)
++++
"Organs of State Security"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)
Perfect. Fits the whole cast of dicks that run it and those that work there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (ynpvh)
No big loss, but still, bewbs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (ufFY8)
So is islam the new communism? We joke about how the Left thinks "this time, things will be different."
Well do they also think this time a muzzie majority state will be different from every example in history of how that turns out? What are they thinking?
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (eNZiK)
NOTE: Yes, they implied he broke some Federal campaign finance law, but they never specified what that was, and whatever they are trying to dream up, it isn't a crime in NYS, because if it were one, they would have included it in the indictment!
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 04:03 PM (cPejy)
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Oh and the judge denied defense motion to call Federal election officials to testify and confirm no Federal law was broken.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (FMTLw)
The dems will just keep breaking laws, and the Right will either accept the hell they are driving us toward, or start an uprising which might be worse. I see no way out.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (eNZiK)
You answered the question in your first paragraph with the second paragraph.
We will accept it until we won't. That which can't continue will not. What the line is, I couldn't possibly say. I would have though we'd have crossed it by now.
You can't unring that bell, though, so when it starts - and I'm highly confident that it will - it'll burn until it burns itself out.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (/nCD+)
YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO NOTICE!!!! INCEL!!!
Posted by: Stronk empowered wammens everywhere at May 07, 2024 03:59 PM (OiAR7)
Yeah, but those are good rapes, like the one in the Vagina Monologues. When an oily bohunk rapes a woman into loving him, it's romance, not a crime.
Posted by: Handmaiden's Tale Masturbation Guide at May 07, 2024 04:02 PM (o6EOM
Pick me Commander! PICK ME!
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (OiAR7)
Remember when they were insisting he gave away the nuclear codes?
LOL
I still remember when someone staying at a Trump hotel got a marketing email from Alfa Bank in Russia and that was proof that Trump was working with the Russians. The FBI cyber crimes nerds said it was the stupidest thing they'd ever read but the higher-ups went with it.
You can make a better case that we're all colluding with King Harv.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 04:05 PM (2ocoG)
Wasn't a lot of this banked around the wrong Michael Cohen conducting business overseas?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (KbCG3)
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What would be the point of that? That the Russians could somehow gain access to our nuclear facilities and then launch our nukes? What exactly could they do with launch codes if they're still in Russia?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)
That's why he was chosen for this: They knew he will fabricate evidence, illegally coerce witnesses, lie to the court--whatever it takes to win.
And getting the valet to flip was a key part.
That's why the fake evidence.
That's why boxes were sent later.
The valet was supposed to be so frightened: They had photos of the markings clear to see. They had all these boxes and he had no idea which was which.
He was supposed to roll on Trump and save his skin.
And that betrayal would hang Trump.
Any criminal defendant charged by Smith now has his admission in open court that he tampers with evidence.
Ever single one should file a motion to re-open their case.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (PCjgZ)
Posted by: PabloD at May 07, 2024 04:06 PM (f7a6n)
Lemme guess. You, too, greatly desire high-speed rail?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 04:07 PM (8zz6B)
That would be incorrect. Georgette Heyer was a British romance novelist (She also wrote mysteries) active maybe from the 30s to the 60's. She was very good with period details of the time, has excellent dialogue and sprightly heroines usually matching wits with rich men who never actually overpower the heroines .Of course, she's about the only romance novelist I have read so you may be correct about the others. I don't read what a male friend referred to as "bodice rippers". There isn't any bdice ripping in Heyers' books.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:07 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: gorilla tv subscriber at May 07, 2024 04:07 PM (o6EOM)
Posted by: Vivid Entertainment at May 07, 2024 04:07 PM (ufFY8)
I don't even know if he'll win on appeal given the tilt of the playing board against him.
Posted by: Defenestratus at May 07, 2024 04:07 PM (I2yHg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:07 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (h8CK2)
Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (F3Dlr)
But he’s too senile to prosecute, but well enough to be President.
This is the kind of stuff the Right should be running on a loop 24/7 in every outlet that will allow itC
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (MNhXM)
Like freshly unfolded flags at a rally.
Also, one should assume the few pages the cover sheets are attached to are also fabrications.
The only time I used such cover sheets it was on a binder full of shiite. Never on a couple of loose leafs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (cOq4q)
I'm not even voting for the guy, Bitchmark.
But, if you think Trump fucking this slag and lying about it justifies this jumped-up police state frame job then you need to get your mind right.
I'm getting pretty damn tired of hearing people saying "buh buh buh this rogue spy agency perverting our entire way of life is fine because they're going after a dude I don't like." It's pathetic, second-rate, third-world thinking.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (0FoWg)
>>because if it were one, they would have included it in the indictment!
All of the cases, ALL. OF. THE. CASES. From the Eugene Carol Bergorf GoodMan Fantasy, to The Atlanta RICO, to The Espionage Document case are complete and utter bullsh*t, period, dot, bingo.
They're still doing it and it doesn't look like anyone or any Superior Court is going to stop them.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Don Black & The Don Black Tent Revival & Swap Meet at May 07, 2024 03:29 PM (/7KEl)
++++
"Organs of State Security"
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)
Bring back InkyDinky (NKVD)
Posted by: People's Commissariat for Internal Affairs at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (4I/2K)
Lemme guess. You, too, greatly desire high-speed rail?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 04:07 PM (8zz6B)
Being railroaded up the back nine. Petey Bootyjudge would agree that's what men want.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (ynpvh)
Posted by: Dark Force Thirsting For Power at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM (vTTFR)
You can make a better case that we're all colluding with King Harv.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 04:05 PM (2ocoG
Ir when penang dick claimed that I'd a Russian rented a room in Trump tower that was an emmolument that he should be impeached for.
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM (OiAR7)
That was always stupid for the simple fact that Russia has nukes. It'd be like claiming Trump gave a bagel recipe to a Jewish deli.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM (2ocoG)
Posted by: Handmaiden's Tale Masturbation Guide
______
Oily bohunk.
Long Duk Dong reference?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM (AnUgj)
Posted by: Jamaica at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM (IG7T0)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 04:10 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 04:10 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)
No I'm not talking about actual romances. I'm talking about the bodice rippers that are basically just written porn, which is what the "romance" category is modern print is pretty much today. There's literally thousands of them on Amazon and the plot summaries are all about the same from what I've seen.
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 04:10 PM (AR07F)
No big loss, but still, bewbs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Your Honor, may I cross examine the witness?
Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at May 07, 2024 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
Like freshly unfolded flags at a rally.
Also, one should assume the few pages the cover sheets are attached to are also fabrications.
The only time I used such cover sheets it was on a binder full of shiite. Never on a couple of loose leafs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 04:08 PM (cOq4q)
Ah! Yeah. It's just we're putting new coversheets on all the TPS reports before they go out now. So if you could go ahead and try to remember to do that from now on, that'd be great. All right!
Posted by: Dom Portwood at May 07, 2024 04:11 PM (4I/2K)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 04:11 PM (7fElN)
Besides the election, the Donk commie cocksuckers are wary of putting the Golden Scalp Weasel in the pokey because the brothas in cell block D would probably cheer him like he was Biggie Smalls reincarnated.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2024 04:11 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 04:11 PM (v0R5T)
Stormy Daniels says she "felt like the room spun in slow motion" when she left the bathroom..."There was an imbalance of power for sure. He was bigger and blocking the way..."I told very few people that we had actually had sex because I felt ashamed that I didn’t stop it,"
It sounds to me like she went into a self-protection mode and that the encounter cannot be referred to as entirely consensual. There was no enthusiastic consent. Another jury has already concluded Trump is a rapist. There is precedent.
Her testimony makes my heart ache. for her and all women who have been so exploited, used sexually and minimized as being a woman. tRump is filth.
I have had a date rape incident that went a lot like this. Wonder if he ruffied her: off balance, room spinning? Just sayin.
The spaces around "non/consensual" and "un/wanted" are large and always moving, which is why people are reluctant to report rape, why it's rarely prosecuted, and why society prefers perfect victims.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 04:11 PM (JCZqz)
No big loss, but still, bewbs.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop
Your Honor, may I cross examine the witness?
Posted by: guy who always yells: "Show us yer tits!" at May 07, 2024 04:10 PM (v0R5T)
Sure.
Posted by: That guy who always yells yes but first you will blow me at May 07, 2024 04:11 PM (OiAR7)
Oh boy
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 04:12 PM (Akjoo)
Related: the pro-Hamas college feminists are converting to Islam in mass quantities. I guess they agree that Islam is right about women.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 04:12 PM (2ocoG)
Instead of the Solicitor General.
1) it was sloppy work.
2) it shows he can't trust outside examination
3) solicitor general is inside regularl government and bound by their rules
4) judges and justice really favor repeat players.
You only give up that advantage because:
He couldn't risk anyone outside his hand-picked team reviewing the case.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 04:12 PM (PCjgZ)
Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2024 04:12 PM (IlL6s)
Posted by: Jamaica at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM
They need convictions to pull Trump, a convicted felon, off the ballots in 7-8 swing states. But they have to get the timing darn near perfect for that to work.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (QNSds)
I'll have to take your word for it. I believe you. I've just never read them.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (XkYcA)
The spaces around "non/consensual" and "un/wanted" are large and always moving, which is why people are reluctant to report rape, why it's rarely prosecuted, and why society prefers perfect victims.
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 07, 2024 04:11 PM (JCZqz)
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What's the point of roofying a hooker?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (GBKbO)
________________
What would be the point of that? That the Russians could somehow gain access to our nuclear facilities and then launch our nukes? What exactly could they do with launch codes if they're still in Russia?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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I believe this was even more outrageous.
-Trump kept the letter from KJI, said it was a personal document.
-The feebs said that since it was related to a nuclear negotiation, it was "nuclear secrets"
-The Left extrapolated from that that it must be the "nuclear codes"
(WTF does that even mean other than a mcguffin for a bad spy thriller.)
-So here we are.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (eNZiK)
But 2099 sounds cooler. Wonder what the off world colonies are like?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (h8CK2)
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That was always stupid for the simple fact that Russia has nukes. It'd be like claiming Trump gave a bagel recipe to a Jewish deli.
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM (2ocoG)
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You know, I never thought of that, but you are completely right. Would the Russians launch our missiles? After all, many are aimed at Russia!
"The Americans destroyed most of our cities, so know the world will support our attack on America!"
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (cPejy)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (YIxO9)
Posted by: Handmaiden's Tale Masturbation Guide
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Oily bohunk.
Long Duk Dong reference?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2024 04:09 PM (AnUgj
You hurt the Donger.
Posted by: Things Stormy's Co-Stars Have Also Said at May 07, 2024 04:13 PM (o6EOM)
She never felt that way when we had our boys plow her in the squeak hole on set.
Strange.
Posted by: Vivid Entertainment at May 07, 2024 04:14 PM (ufFY8)
Remember, he sued stormy for violating her NDA. And then said he never slept with her.
Would’ve been nice to have a candidate not dealing with all this, but otherwise Trump is super awesome at everything else.
Posted by: Benchmark at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (7cfVI)
And she wrote an affidavit confirming Trump’s denial.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 04:14 PM (MNhXM)
It's hilarious they got such simple functionality so badly wrong. It's even more hilarious it took them so long to admit they had a problem.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 04:14 PM (Odg76)
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If Trump did this he'd be bragging about it.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:14 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: free tibet with purchase of equal or greater value tibet at May 07, 2024 04:14 PM (iNp3L)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara "
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Nobody said there would be critical thinking involved with the Trump persecution.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 04:15 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: wth
Can't. Diabeetus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:15 PM (9yWhg)
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But it's vegan!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 04:16 PM (h8CK2)
Posted by: wth
Can't. Diabeetus.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:15 PM
Have you signed up for Liberty Medical?
Posted by: Wilford Brimley at May 07, 2024 04:17 PM (QNSds)
Sustained
Objection
Sustained
Objection
Sustained
Objection
Sustained
Mistrial!
Denied. You should have objected more.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 04:17 PM (P9xGM)
Story should write "bodice rippers".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:17 PM (XkYcA)
And the police are ALWAYS right.
Posted by: Michael Berry at May 07, 2024 04:17 PM (Ds3Rc)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 04:16 PM (h8CK2)
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He wants a quality candidate.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (GBKbO)
Would’ve been nice to have a candidate not dealing with all this, but otherwise Trump is super awesome at everything else.
Posted by: Benchmark at May 07, 2024 03:56 PM (7cfVI)
And she wrote an affidavit confirming Trump’s denial.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 04:14 PM (MNhXM)
I think she even paid trumps attorneys fees and her lawyer went to prison..albeit for other crimes against his own clients.
Posted by: That guy who always yells yes but first you will blow me at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (OiAR7)
When an oily bohunk rapes a woman into loving him, it's romance, not a crime.
Posted by: Handmaiden's Tale Masturbation Guide
So Luke/Laura on General Hospital in the 80s.
Side note: Laura was nice to look at, but she was a whiney, annoying scrunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara "
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Nobody said there would be critical thinking involved with the Trump persecution.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 04:15 PM (i7Q7S)
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So you're sitting in the Kremlin, and you have the American nuclear launch codes. OK, now what?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (YqDXo)
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (QNSds)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: Gref at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (5fDan)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (Ds3Rc)
Story should write "bodice rippers".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:17 PM (XkYcA)
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She did. She dictated it on the stand, and stenographer can just forward it to her publisher.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: That guy who always yells yes but first you will blow me at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (OiAR7)
And also for ripping Stormy off.
Posted by: blaster at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (xhfG9)
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (Uxbm6)
When an oily bohunk rapes a woman into loving him, it's romance, not a crime.
Posted by: Handmaiden's Tale Masturbation Guide
So Luke/Laura on General Hospital in the 80s.
Side note: Laura was nice to look at, but she was a whiney, annoying scrunt.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (n+4am)
All this talk of oily bohunks and no sign of Paolo?
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (h8CK2)
I understand why, in her profession, she would use a pseudonym. But still, Stephanie is a lovely female name. Much preferable to "Stormy."
Couldn't she have gone with another lovely feminine name, like "Susan," or "Jessica?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 04:15 PM (i7Q7S)
Or much else besides.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (Ds3Rc)
Seems to be a little sparse of details for an actual novel-not that I'm paying attention to what Stormy says, except on here.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:18 PM (YqDXo)
.......
Head on down to Starbucks Moscow and hire a hacker.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
It's hilarious they got such simple functionality so badly wrong. It's even more hilarious it took them so long to admit they had a problem.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 04:14 PM (Odg76)
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My iPhone phone call ringing is VERY inconsistent. I've had the phone in my hand and call come in without me knowing. Then someone leaves a voice message and BING.
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (FMTLw)
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (lCWOD)
OK
Lock him up.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2024 04:21 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:22 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara
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Watch out for Tom Cruise
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 04:22 PM (/7KEl)
Starring Michelle Yeoh.
Will we get Nexus 69s?
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 07, 2024 04:01 PM (h8CK2)
Is it the one where the Moon gets blasted out of Earth Orbit by a freak accident?
(not snarky, but the story I want to see done is The Clans of the Alphane Moon, but rewritten by someone who wasn't on the borderline of paranoid schizophrenia. )
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 04:22 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Benchmark
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Remember that when you are put in a ditch by a kommissar at gunpoint.
It's the little things that matter.
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 04:22 PM (peJ7P)
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 04:22 PM (v0R5T)
He's charged with "mishandling documents with classified markings or materials."
Because possession requires defusing the Constitutional issue that the chief executive is vested with un-reviewable plenary power to de-classify anything at any time in any way he sees fit including not notifying anyone else.
But mishandling only requires proof the docs had classified materials or markings and were in Trump's possession.
That's why the screaming and hollering over the jury charge:
They can't allow Trump to put on evidence of the presidential plenary power--which will 100% be upheld by SCOTUS. And the Presidential Records Act and the Espionage Act-- as to the President-- will by held unconstitutional
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 04:23 PM (PCjgZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (XkYcA)
++++
The ghost writer can flesh it out.
She's an "ideas person," not an "execution person."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 04:19 PM (P9xGM)
Doesn't matter.
Any mark you make with the intent to show that you are the one agreeing to whatever is on the paper is sufficient. Steve Lehto went on about this a week or so ago. He used the "artist formerly known as Prince" example - he made his new symbol his 'signature'.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 04:24 PM (ufFY8)
I understand why, in her profession, she would use a pseudonym. But still, Stephanie is a lovely female name. Much preferable to "Stormy."
Couldn't she have gone with another lovely feminine name, like "Susan," or "Jessica?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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Pron is all about creating an unrealistic fantasy just like media coverage of the Trump trials.
Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 04:24 PM (peJ7P)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:24 PM (9yWhg)
Gee, I wonder how the serious Muslims are going to feel about that when the LARPers get tired of LARPing.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 04:25 PM (/y8xj)
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Where does that land? It looks to me like lying to the court, but I don't know if it technically is.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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What matters is, how many people will see it and will they believe it when they see it.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 04:25 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:25 PM (YqDXo)
-The Jury
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 04:25 PM (P9xGM)
Gee, I wonder how the serious Muslims are going to feel about that when the LARPers get tired of LARPing.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 04:25 PM (/y8xj)
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The cognitive dissonance on display there goes to a whole new level...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 04:25 PM (7fElN)
Mr. Hogg, maybe this trips your trigger but I’d much rather have a cold Moosehead beer. And maybe a private tour of Spain conducted by Queen Letizia.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 04:26 PM (Ds3Rc)
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Serves the Muzzies right to have to put up with them.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 04:26 PM (YqDXo)
I understand why, in her profession, she would use a pseudonym. But still, Stephanie is a lovely female name. Much preferable to "Stormy."
Couldn't she have gone with another lovely feminine name, like "Susan," or "Jessica?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)
Chastity perhaps? But that would be false advertising.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2024 04:26 PM (N39Ws)
Gee, I wonder how the serious Muslims are going to feel about that when the LARPers get tired of LARPing.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 04:25 PM (/y8xj)
Does this have anything to do with the oily bohunk thread?
Posted by: That guy who always yells yes but first you will blow me at May 07, 2024 04:27 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2024 04:27 PM (tT6L1)
(not snarky, but the story I want to see done is The Clans of the Alphane Moon, but rewritten by someone who wasn't on the borderline of paranoid schizophrenia. )
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 04:22 PM (D7oie)
That happened on Monday, September 13, 1999.
Have you ever seen Space:1999?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 04:27 PM (Ds3Rc)
Posted by: Inspector General of the FBI at May 07, 2024 04:27 PM (dIske)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 03:40 PM (2ocoG)
No, the center of their hatred is that he beat Hillary! like a rented mule in the Electoral College.
Precious didn't get to ascend to her rightful place on the throne, ad they have been gunning for him ever since.
The irony is how many of them were willing to take his money and pose for pictures with him before he came down that escalator and declared that he was gonna drop a turd in their rice bowls.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 04:27 PM (SRRAx)
The only way to really use launch codes would be to launch one at Beijing or something and use it as a pretext for a massive strike (that would leave all Russians dead in our counterstrike).
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 04:27 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: Anna Puma
I'm of the opinion that Sci-fi movies should just use the "X years from now ... " convention. Mostly so we don't have to hear the stupid "It was set in 1999~!!! Where are the flying cars HURR-DURR~?" ever again.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 04:28 PM (IG4Id)
I'm of the opinion that Sci-fi movies should just use the "X years from now ... " convention. Mostly so we don't have to hear the stupid "It was set in 1999~!!! Where are the flying cars HURR-DURR~?" ever again.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 04:28 PM (IG4Id)
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I love that convention.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 04:29 PM (GBKbO)
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Round them all up, take them to a ward room, strap them to a table spread legged, and tell them they will be honored by Allah with their sacrifice and true conversion.
Listen, what do you hear?
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 04:29 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2024 04:29 PM (tT6L1)
But he did not fold, spindle, or mutilate!
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 04:29 PM (cOq4q)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)
I ask this every day while taking roll. Lots of weird names out there when those work just fine.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 04:29 PM (Ds3Rc)
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NO TAKE-BACKS
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 04:30 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed
Stupid name for a girl. Yeah, you don't wanna name her "Slut." But at the same time you want her to marry and have children
No wonder Chaz Bono is so nuts.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:30 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Maj. Healey at May 07, 2024 04:30 PM (aFNOf)
Mostly physics.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2024 04:30 PM (tT6L1)
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 04:29 PM (cOq4q)
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Good thing. That's our job.
Posted by: Trans-surgery butchers at May 07, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)
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I don't know how many versions of herpes there are.
I bet she does.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 04:30 PM (yqqF2)
I was making a sales call on a furniture store in the era and witnessed the owner's wife so enthralled by that nonsense that she ignored two paying customers wanting to check out orders with thousands.
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2024 04:31 PM (j4U/Z)
Mostly physics.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 07, 2024 04:30 PM (tT6L1)
++++
Mostly physics. But if not, you could rest assured that the rest would still be true.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 04:31 PM (HnUIn)
Go ahead
I dare you.
You can't Eveready has the longest battery life of any battery on the market today.
Posted by: Bob Conrad at May 07, 2024 04:31 PM (wGerL)
Because we haven't even gotten to the deposition and examination of the FBI agents who pulled the docs and replaced them.
You know what comes out then?
None of them had any but the barest training on what counts as classified.
Let alone what classification level applies.
This is what Smith is now desperately trying to prevent coming out.
Why he has fought so hard to keep Trump from knowing all the witnesses.
And why he's fought doubly hard to keep anyone from seeing the actual docs:
They basically slapped "classified" on anything they guessed might be.
Violation the warrent to "seize specified documents and items."
They manufactured the evidence at the raid to justify the raid.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 04:31 PM (PCjgZ)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 04:32 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 04:32 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 04:32 PM (HnUIn)
.......
That's why Allah invented rape tents.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 04:32 PM (v0R5T)
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 07, 2024 04:32 PM (deIkU)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 04:33 PM (fpWjp)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024 at May 07, 2024 04:33 PM (wGerL)
I understand why, in her profession, she would use a pseudonym. But still, Stephanie is a lovely female name. Much preferable to "Stormy."
Couldn't she have gone with another lovely feminine name, like "Susan," or "Jessica?"
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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She's a whore and a stripper, she didn't want a name that caused you to think of your mother or your sister, she wanted a name that got your juices flowing.
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 04:33 PM (lCWOD)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
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I recently ran across the name Wyzdom.
Posted by: screaming in digital at May 07, 2024 04:34 PM (SoJWw)
I was making a sales call on a furniture store in the era and witnessed the owner's wife so enthralled by that nonsense that she ignored two paying customers wanting to check out orders with thousands.
Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2024 04:31 PM (j4U/Z)
If the local ABC affiliate interrupted my moms precious soaps for ANY reason, like, say, a tornado warning or a breaking story, she threw an absolute fit.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 04:34 PM (Ds3Rc)
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 07, 2024 04:23 PM (PCjgZ)
They literally have no case here...Judge Cannon has bent over backwards to allow them to move forward, but I think she's now at the dismissal point with the latest occurrence of evidence tampering, which is the whole case for the DOJ. Smith isn't even a legal officer of the US Government, and they admitted to tampering with the evidence...what is even the case for the prosecution at this point? It's a guaranteed overturn on denial of multiple sections in the Bill of Rights...the fact that the judge hasn't stepped in and requested disciplinary action against the DOJ for bringing this case is mind-bending...
Posted by: Boswell at May 07, 2024 04:34 PM (K+UlC)
Posted by: the anagram man at May 07, 2024 04:34 PM (gKWVE)
"We can do this to you, and we both know you're not as squeaky clean as Trump."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 04:34 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: the clap at May 07, 2024 04:35 PM (gKWVE)
Posted by: Ted Torgerson DeSantis/Lake 2024
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?
Didn't it come out in this very trial that it was simple blackmail?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 04:36 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 04:20 PM (9yWhg)
Chastity perhaps? But that would be false advertising.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2024 04:26 PM (N39Ws)
She could become a Nazi, and take up protesting at Columbia, and call herself "Sturmer Daniels".
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 04:36 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 04:27 PM (Ds3Rc)
that was the snarky joke I was making.
However there is an audiobook out called Space 1969, it is an alt history book that takes place in JFK's third term, and one of the main characters is the ex-vice president and New York estate lawyer, Richard Nixon.
Audible Link: https://is.gd/4YSSsk
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 04:40 PM (D7oie)
Posted by: Doug forgeler at May 07, 2024 04:51 PM (5ZtOW)
Posted by: Doug forgeler at May 07, 2024 04:52 PM (5ZtOW)
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at May 07, 2024 03:31 PM (ynpvh)
If I was the defense, I'd exhibit some of her porn videos from the internet. "This, members of the jury, is just an example of how she is shaking".
Would have been cheaper for Trump to have her "taken care of".
Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at May 07, 2024 05:30 PM (iODuv)
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