Quick Hits 2

Flaky corpservative Kristi Noem tells Fox News "journalist" Stuart Varney that he "needs to stop" asking her about her puppy murder. I think the media is fixated on the puppy murder to draw attention away from the goat murder she killed the same day (IIRC) but that's just me, I believe in the value of goats' lives.

Victor Davis Hanson doesn't look too comfortable about Megyn Kelly's cruelty in trashing Noem about her lies about meeting (and staring down) Kim Il-Jun. Noem weirdly says she worked to correct this lie "as soon as it was brought to my attention," but... her ghostwriter must have gotten it from somewhere, and Kristi Noem read this passage aloud for the audiobook. Didn't she hear this lie then? Was she just zoned out completely? Is it a lie she's told, Biden-like, so many times it's become part of her Personal Head Cannon?

Kelly is probably riding her hard because they both kind of inhabit the same social space -- pretty women near the top of the pile in the politico-media sphere -- and people who occupy the same sort of slot tend to be enemies.

Especially if they're women. Obviously.

But who cares about her bias. Kristi Noem showed her true colors when she vetoed the no-boys-in-girls-sports law, and then lied about just wanting to avoid litigation or having only exercised the veto for technical reasons. She's another small-state red governor, like Asa Hutchinson, entirely dependent on her state's corporate oligarchs, who are of course all-in on transgenderism. Fuck her and the dead dog (and goat) she rode in on.

Megyn Kelly nails her on her "Aw shucks" shitkicker schtick. Whenever you catch her in a lie, she says something like "Well that's just the way we get things done on the ranch, you urban pointyheads wouldn't understand."

I understand you shot a puppy and didn't meet Kim Il-Jun. Would spending time holding a pitchfork improve my understanding?

An ex-CNN "reporter" tells a frightening story of attending a dinner party with educated, nicely-dressed people of her social order.. only to discover they were all "closeted Trump supporters" and "MAGAts." And this knowledge, that "MAGAts" might be walking around pretending to be humans, "haunts" her.

Chilling!

Ex-CNN reporter Michelle Kosinski wrote in a Sunday social media post that she was surprised by how "normal" a group of "closeted" Trump supporters seemed at a dinner she attended, which she said continues to "haunt" her.
"All were well-educated and successful in careers. They seemed great! On the surface. For like an hour. But slowly, over a few drinks, they began to let slip their true MAGA natures," Kosinski wrote.
Kosinski, a former correspondent for both CNN and NBC News, wrote that one couple in the group wouldn't allow their kids to apply to Ivy League universities, but were "weird" about explaining their reasoning. Others used air-quotes while talking about climate change.
"The others-- when they realized that a few in their presence came armed with (gasp) actual facts (NO!)-- quickly changed the subject and nervously said they don't want to talk politics. They realized they would be eviscerated on all idiotic points, especially on the economy," Kosinski said.
Kosinski said it was funny how "extremist" or "wrong" beliefs can leak out from those who you least expect, but warned, "they are out there."
"This dinner continues to haunt me. They all seemed so... normal. When I asked the couple who were my old friends how THEY didn't know, they said that in their upscale FL neighborhood, people are extremely careful not to ever broach or debate the subject. This is not healthy," Kosinski continued in her thread.

Yes, dear, Those People are unhealthy. On the other hand, you in your bitter, twisted hysteria and obsessive hatred -- you're completely healthy.

Hey, Valley of the Dolls, how many fucking pills are you on? Do you even know?

"If people don't ever talk about these things as friends and neighbors, and only live in their own warped information silos, how will they ever learn what is true or false? How will the truth ever make them consider alternatives? The allure of bulls--- is co-opting decent minds," Kosinski wrote.

LOL. The MAGAts live "in their own warped information silos." Yes, of course.

Mark Hemingway
@Heminator
It is truly amazing how at a time when mortgage rates have close to tripled in three years, overall consumer prices are up 20 percent (25 for food), and Russia's at war in Eastern Europe and the entire Middle East is a powder keg -- the response is "MAGAts don't know facts!"

As you probably have heard by now, this excitable little idiot actually managed to get laughed out of the "news" industry when she rowed a kayak to pretend that flood waters were so deep they required boats to get around in. She was humiliated when two men walked into frame, showing that the flooding was about six inches deep.

Jen Psaki: Don't Give Up Hope for a Biden Win -- After All, Trump Could Die!

JEN PSAKI: “Maybe Donald Trump will go away. Maybe he'll go to jail. Maybe he will die. Not to be too morbid. But maybe. He's not a young man.”

pic.twitter.com/DR3yMp2Y5b
— ALX 🇺🇸 (@alx) May 7, 2024

I've been repeatedly told that any talk about deaths in politics encourages assassins to kill people, and cannot be tolerated at all.

But here's Jen Psaki telling millions (well, dozens) of low-functioning mentally-ill retards that the only way Biden can win is for Trump to die.

Biden is slurring hard today pic.twitter.com/mKtniInrgX
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 6, 2024

Kathy Hochul says that black kids "don't even know what a computer is."

Watch the face of the black woman giving a sign-language replay of her comments when she gets to Hochul's assertions about black ignorance.

"We have young Black kids growing up in the Bronx; they don't even know what the word computer is. They don't know. They don't know these things."

~ New York Governor Kathy Hochul

Despicable! Disgusting! Disturbing!

White liberal democrats are the enemy of Black people.… pic.twitter.com/mVjxElYjY6
— Vernon Jones (@VernonForGA) May 7, 2024

I guess we have to talk about this: The Pro-Hamas Terrorists proved themselves ineffectual failures, just like the Met Gala said they were.

Not even any red paint splashed on them. (I guess -- who can tell with this troupe of garish clowns.)

Do better, Dirties. Do better. At least stand upwind from these people so that your cultivated pungence assails their fake noses.

Some more trash fashion -- trashion -- from the Gala.

Ugh, Cardi B. and her self-reported oozing minge.

Apparently this pyrsyn is some kind of disposable pop act, so she dresses in a wet clingy film and exposes her nipples. Eh, she's a Hooters Fry Cook 5.

At this point it's just too easy to make fun of Lizzo, so let me get right on that. I'm not proud.

If I'm being honest, and I don't mean to be, that's one of the less-awful dresses I've seen.

Megyn Kelly rants about it here. It costs $75,000 per person to attend -- per regular person, you understand. The C- and D-list celebrities are comped to draw in the fame-thirsting nobodies.

If you skip to 12:30, you can see the best part of an Met Gala: Stunning and brave gay men wearing dresses.

I was sad to see Chris Hemsworth there -- not wearing a dress, just at the vile event -- but I'll give him the benefit of the doubt and say he just went as a favor to his wife.

Though I'm getting a little tired of him and his delusion that he's a hilarious comedic actor.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:35 PM

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1 1it

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 06:36 PM (fpWjp)

2 Sneaky Ace.....

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 06:37 PM (QNSds)

3 Not sure why she admitted this

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 06:37 PM (fpWjp)

4 >>>3 Not sure why she admitted this

The theory I heard is that she wanted to show she could make "tough decisions." She's obviously campaigning to be picked as VP.

Posted by: ace at May 07, 2024 06:38 PM (KRtlO)

5 A friend just shared she needs a full knee replacement. At age 48. Guess her weight in Lizzo's?

Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid at May 07, 2024 06:39 PM (hirWM)

6 That reboot of the Star Wars Cantina scene is spot on.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2024 06:39 PM (PiwSw)

7 Gravel pit sounds like a good place to BBQ.

Posted by: Barry Soetoro at May 07, 2024 06:39 PM (v0R5T)

8 Kristi is my governor. Was happy with the way she handled the covid here but that's about it. She's pissed of the Indians so I guess there is that too but being a dog lover I have to say I am so not impressed. Also I always thought listening to her talk would be a guaranteed cure for insomnia.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 07, 2024 06:40 PM (j/yko)

9 Yes; Biden sounds awful. He's not even in shouting mode. They must not have had him on the full range of medicines for that event.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 06:41 PM (XkYcA)

10 Willowed because it's a funny story:

219 Lived in NH for a few years. I wasn't at the new house from more than 10 minutes before my neighbors showed up and warned me about putting but bird feeders because the bears love those things.

One of hubby's coworkers worked on assignment somewhere in SE Asia for a time. His wife was throwing rice out for the birds one day. Their neighbor came over and quickly told her not to do that, because "Birds bring snakes". Wife didn't think too much of it and kept throwing out rice.

A couple of days later, she slid the drapes aside by their sliding door, only to be greeted with a giant ass cobra "standing" 6 feet high right outside on their patio.

Yeah, the birds didn't get fed after that....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 06:39 PM (SRRAx)

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 06:41 PM (SRRAx)

11 Lizzo, that dress is awful! And those shoes! Gawd!!

Posted by: Johnny at May 07, 2024 06:41 PM (4I/2K)

12 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2024 06:42 PM (T4tVD)

13 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2024 06:42 PM (WXNFJ)

14 This is an event that I would root for a terrorist attack. Much like the Emmys or Oscars.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 06:42 PM (R4t5M)

15 >>> overall consumer prices are up 20 percent (25 for food)...

They keep low-balling inflation by at least half.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 06:42 PM (cOq4q)

16 Does Lizzo know what the word computer is?

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

17 Kelly is probably riding her hard . . .

Go on, slower please . . .

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 06:43 PM (4I/2K)

18 Completely overcast out thar.

Posted by: JT at May 07, 2024 06:43 PM (T4tVD)

19 The best part of that video of Kosinski in the kayak is that Matt Lauer slips and says "NB-Shit" before correcting himself.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 07, 2024 06:43 PM (xPl2J)

20 Is Lizzo wearing her bra on her head, a la those kids in Weird Science?

Posted by: browndog thinks these people need to be left, out in bear country at May 07, 2024 06:43 PM (TTAGa)

21 Does Lizzo know what the word computer is?
Posted by: wth

Would a word computer be something like a "Speak 'n Spell"?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2024 06:44 PM (WXNFJ)

22 Those poor cadets having to be there with Uncle Joe as props.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 06:44 PM (cOq4q)

23 Australians have proven they are as clueless and as fascist as any professed Western style of government Country.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:44 PM (MNhXM)

24 Can we stop with the "she shot a puppy" crap? Mad dogs get put down, and on a ranch you don't call the vet out for that. At least slam her for her BS, not something rather honorable.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:44 PM (jpjFa)

25 A couple of days later, she slid the drapes aside by their sliding door, only to be greeted with a giant ass cobra "standing" 6 feet high right outside on their patio.

Yeah, the birds didn't get fed after that....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 06:39 PM (SRRAx)

I'm out. Nope. Nopity-nope-nope-no-siree-bob!

Posted by: Rikki Tikki Tavi at May 07, 2024 06:45 PM (4I/2K)

26 Looks like Cardi B. was dumped in a large oil ooze.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 06:46 PM (XkYcA)

27 She could have phrased it better.

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 07, 2024 06:46 PM (PXvVL)

28 I always flip the MAGA script.

If I find out someone is a libtard democrat, I eliminate them.

From my circle of acquaintances and do them dirty every chance I get.

Their rules.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 06:46 PM (R/m4+)

29 Remember when The Beautiful People were beautiful?

What a hellscape.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 06:47 PM (eNZiK)

30 Lizzy looks like she is on one of the new weight loss drugs. Good for her - I hope she is able to get to a healthy weight soon.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 06:47 PM (SRRAx)

31 Handling COVID in SD was as difficult as handling the traffic problem in SD.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:47 PM (MNhXM)

32 Has Lizzo lost weight? She looks about a quart-er ton low.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 06:48 PM (v0R5T)

33 So is Lizzo dressed as a fish's poop shoot? That's kinda what it looks like.

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 07, 2024 06:48 PM (qKKKK)

34 Lizzo's dress isn't the worst in the world, but her skin tone and the dress color make her look like a giant steaming turd.

Oh, and her obesity.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 06:48 PM (ufFY8)

35 I believe in the value of goats' lives.

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I can tell you haven't raised goats.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 06:48 PM (0FoWg)

36 Very hunger games

Posted by: Miguel cervantes at May 07, 2024 06:48 PM (PXvVL)

37 I can't see it very well, but the green dress that the lady in front is wearing looks nice. However, the tattooed man and the left of the photo whom I guessing is pretending to be a woman is awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (XkYcA)

38 Lizzy looks like she is on one of the new weight loss drugs. Good for her - I hope she is able to get to a healthy weight soon.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 06:47 PM (SRRAx)

Losing weight would kill her career.

Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (JLq/1)

39 No way Lizzo doesn't lose a foot to diabetes before age 50.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (tRd71)

40 ust like the Met Gala said they were.

I predicted that Ace had a date night last night at the Met Gala soireé, and I was right. He must have cut quite a figure pulling up to the red carpet in his tux on his Vespa.

If there's bat-signal in the Café tonight, we'll know the evening ended successfully.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (a3Q+t)

41 Why is Lizzo's dress the color of poo?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (jpjFa)

42 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (R4t5M)

43 Remember when The Beautiful People were beautiful?

What a hellscape.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest

Yes, exactly! You get me.

Posted by: Marilyn Manson at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (qKKKK)

44 Can we stop with the "she shot a puppy" crap? Mad dogs get put down, and on a ranch you don't call the vet out for that. At least slam her for her BS, not something rather honorable.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:44 PM (jpjFa)

Quit exaggerating about the dog and scenario first.

This ain’t the 1800’s and she ain’t some poor farm girl.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

45 Does Lizzo know what the word computer is?
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 06:42 PM (v0R5T)

I love mees sum compooter wit cheese!

Hello! Is this drive thru open? Hellooooooo!

I would like sum kool aids too! What flavor?

Purples.

Posted by: Lizzo, Fat and Hangry at May 07, 2024 06:50 PM (R/m4+)

46 Lizzy looks like she is on one of the new weight loss drugs. Good for her - I hope she is able to get to a healthy weight soon.
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief
.......

That's the first thing I thought. She's going to need flap reduction surgery soon.

Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

47 41 Why is Lizzo's dress the color of poo?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (jpjFa)

Don't look at me, I wasn't there.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 06:50 PM (PiwSw)

48 Lol

Horde Mind on da shit.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 06:51 PM (ufFY8)

49 Can we stop with the "she shot a puppy" crap? Mad dogs get put down, and on a ranch you don't call the vet out for that. At least slam her for her BS, not something rather honorable.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:44 PM (jpjFa)

I understand that. The dumb thing was putting it in a book thinking everyone would be ok with it. She keeps doing stupid shit.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 06:51 PM (NtVYv)

50 If you skip to 12:30, you can see the best part of an Met Gala: Stunning and brave gay men wearing dresses.

Nah, I think I'll pass.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2024 06:52 PM (mH6SG)

51 Why is Lizzo's dress the color of poo?
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (jpjFa)

Started out white, but then she went berserk on a chocolate covered side of beef in the green room.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 06:52 PM (0FoWg)

52 That's the first thing I thought. She's going to need flap reduction surgery soon.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

and her flippers too

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 06:52 PM (NtVYv)

53 Don't look at me, I wasn't there.
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 06:50 PM

Hmmm, no "My word as a Biden."

Verdict: Could be True.

Posted by: AoSHQ Fact Checker at May 07, 2024 06:52 PM (a3Q+t)

54 Oh-oh-Oh- OZEMPIC

Posted by: Lizzo at May 07, 2024 06:52 PM (v0R5T)

55 Kristi Noem brought the truth to Corn Pop-Un.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 07, 2024 06:52 PM (63Dwl)

56 When I asked the couple who were my old friends how THEY didn't know....

So, this "tolerant" bitch put the kibosh on "friends" because of their political leanings?

How very enlightened of her!

And she STILL doesn't see the irony....

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 06:53 PM (SRRAx)

57 This ain’t the 1800’s and she ain’t some poor farm girl.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

I see. You think that sort of thing stopped over a century ago. That's cute. Do you think when a sled dog is born crazy that the Alaska villagers call in the vet from Anchorage? Get out of the city once in a while.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:53 PM (jpjFa)

58 31 Handling COVID in SD was as difficult as handling the traffic problem in SD.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:47 PM (MNhXM)

..........

Our schools stayed open and my granddaughter didn't have to mask. Oh and traffic really isn't too bad because we can speed across the state going 80.

Posted by: Molly k. at May 07, 2024 06:53 PM (j/yko)

59 LOL. No, really if you look at the video of Cardi B. after the guys set her down her stupid dress looks like a large oil ooze.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 06:53 PM (XkYcA)

60 I am ambivalent on the Noem kills dog thing; dogs sometimes need to be put down.

I just want to see her tits.

She is a homewrecker, and made some bullshit decisions, so I wouldn't vote for her

But I don't live in SD, so ..

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2024 06:54 PM (ufFY8)

61 She keeps doing stupid shit.
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 06:51 PM (NtVYv)

Sure, I never said she didn't.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:54 PM (jpjFa)

62 greeted with a giant ass cobra "standing" 6 feet high right outside on their patio

That's why I would never live in a monster soup place like that. Rattlesnakes? Sure, I can handle that. Six foot nightmare fuel? No thanks.

Posted by: UGAdawg at May 07, 2024 06:55 PM (tRd71)

63 Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:53 PM (jpjFa)

You don’t know anything about me. And you’re making statements that aren’t true. But continue to do your condescending comments that people just don’t understand country living.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:56 PM (MNhXM)

64 So is Lizzo dressed as a fish's poop shoot? That's kinda what it looks like.
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at May 07, 2024 06:48 PM (qKKKK)

A chicken's cloaca?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 06:57 PM (4I/2K)

65 "They all seemed so... normal. When I asked the couple who were my old friends how THEY didn't know, they said that in their upscale FL neighborhood, people are extremely careful not to ever broach or debate the subject. This is not healthy," Kosinski continued in her thread.
---
It's not healthy because YOU and YOUR ilk made it so, you clueless bint.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 06:57 PM (BpYfr)

66 The worst part of the Noem story is she can't even say "Vote for me or I'll kill this dog".

Because she already did it.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 06:57 PM (lX8VI)

67 Ya' know if we never heard from Noem, I think we'd all be ok. Prolly wouldn't even need a tissue.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 06:57 PM (IG4Id)

68 She might have more credibility on the dog story if she actually looked like a farm girl instead of doing that weird makeover.

Posted by: Mark1971 at May 07, 2024 06:57 PM (xPl2J)

69 That's the first thing I thought. She's going to need flap reduction surgery soon.
Posted by: wth at May 07, 2024 06:50 PM (v0R5T)

Don't be too cruel - I am halfway through my own flap reduction surgery myself. Best thing I have ever had done ❤️😊

After losing all that weight, she will deserve to have those flaps gone - if you don't get rid of them, the fat just comes back. Lipedema/Lymphedema are terrible, chronic diseases, and I guarantee you that gal has one or the other.

Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 06:57 PM (SRRAx)

70 Romney was worse, he put the dog on top of his car !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at May 07, 2024 06:57 PM (NtVYv)

71 Started out white, but then she went berserk on a chocolate covered side of beef in the green room.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 06:52 PM (0FoWg)

Been watching a Canadian sitcom thing called Corner Gas on Amazon. Old dad thinks the hot chick has a crush on him. The old mom tells him "you wouldn't attract dogs if you were covered in gravy".

Your comment reminded me of that line.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 06:58 PM (ufFY8)

72 Noem is Classic GOPe.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 06:58 PM (lX8VI)

73 You don’t know anything about me. And you’re making statements that aren’t true. But continue to do your condescending comments that people just don’t understand country living.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:56 PM (MNhXM)

And yet, there you are schooling me in exactly the same way. Which statements are lies, dear? or are you just in a foul mood?

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:58 PM (jpjFa)

74 You know, clown shows have more decorum than the Met Gala.

Posted by: Beartooth at May 07, 2024 06:58 PM (XT+5H)

75 I see. You think that sort of thing stopped over a century ago. That's cute. Do you think when a sled dog is born crazy that the Alaska villagers call in the vet from Anchorage? Get out of the city once in a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:53 PM (jpjFa)

Concur. My brother has always put down his own dogs when the time comes.

Spend the day in the woods, tell them theys a good boy then in the back of the head real quick like near the house.

Never knew what hit them and theys home for good.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 06:58 PM (R/m4+)

76 A couple of days later, she slid the drapes aside by their sliding door, only to be greeted with a giant ass cobra "standing" 6 feet high right outside on their patio.

------

She's the disease, and I'm the cure.

Posted by: Marion Cobretti at May 07, 2024 06:59 PM (0FoWg)

77 GLM - Goat Lives Matter! *to goats

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 06:59 PM (V13WU)

78 No sneks.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 07:00 PM (jpjFa)

79 to be greeted with a giant ass cobra "standing" 6 feet high right outside on their patio.

*makes 'call us' sign*

Posted by: Mongoose Local 42 at May 07, 2024 07:01 PM (ufFY8)

80 It wasn't a bad dog. Ths dog was a14 month old puppy in its first outing as a hunting dog. The dog was not trained and she was aggravated by what it was doing. She stopped at another farm and let the BIRD DOG out. It killed 2 chickens. Hunting dogs have a huge prey drive. They will kill small animals. Anyone with experience with them knows that. When she tried to take the dead bird away the dog growled and snapped. Of course. She was pissed off and dragged the dog to the gravel pit and killed it. She is totally at fault for not keeping a training collar on the dog and keeping it under control. Then lost her temper. She is my God but she is an idiot. I have not ever trusted her. She has also had extensive plastic surgery to get ready for the campaign trail.

Posted by: Megthered at May 07, 2024 07:01 PM (2ypaJ)

81 Can we stop with the "she shot a puppy" crap? Mad dogs get put down, and on a ranch you don't call the vet out for that. At least slam her for her BS, not something rather honorable.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 06:44 PM (jpjFa)

I don't accept that it was in fact "mad". Maybe it was; maybe it was a bit too aggressive and would have been fine with better training. Or maybe Noem just didn't like it. She says some version of each of those, so I don't really know what to believe.

Whatever the truth surrounding the dog, she's proven herself untrustworthy, even by politician standards.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 07:02 PM (g0Y4p)

82 You know, clown shows have more decorum than the Met Gala.
==

If you want a review of the Met Gala, you need to wait for Duncanthrax to show up. He is into that kind of thing. But he not ghey or anything. He is also a fan something called The Devil Wears Prada. Which also does not make him ghey at all.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:02 PM (V13WU)

83 76 A couple of days later, she slid the drapes aside by their sliding door, only to be greeted with a giant ass cobra "standing" 6 feet high right outside on their patio.

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She's the disease, and I'm the cure.
Posted by: Marion Cobretti at May 07, 2024 06:59 PM (0FoWg)

I had to scroll back up. I had a horrible suspicion this was something else.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:02 PM (di6C2)

84 to be greeted with a giant ass cobra "standing" 6 feet high right outside on their patio.

*makes 'call us' sign*
Posted by: Mongoose Local 42 at May 07, 2024 07:01 PM (ufFY

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Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 07:03 PM (BpYfr)

85 "No sneks."

No step on snek!!

Posted by: Outside of Life at May 07, 2024 07:03 PM (89Sog)

86 Tcn I love you - the Noem issue is merely that's its not something a politician with any sense even brings up, let alone brags about.

Dead dogs are a fifteenth rail issue politically and she lacks the good sense to know it.

I'm so tired of having to defend people who hate me for stupid shit. There's no spinning the dead dog *politically*, I don't care if it was Cujo.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 07:03 PM (lX8VI)

87 Whatever the truth surrounding the dog, she's proven herself untrustworthy, even by politician standards.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 07:02 PM (g0Y4p)

Fair enough.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 07:03 PM (jpjFa)

88 Hey ace, Michelle Kosinski is also the chick that was caught "pumping" a married UK ambassador for dirt on Trump.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2024 07:03 PM (Y6IkP)

89 I’m with ten. The Kristi shot a puppy story is well past the used by date. The dog was a full grown adult dog, she lived on a 10,000 acre ranch , vets don’t show up on one to euthanize a dog , and her family was the second owner and last chance for the dog to be retrained. Goat is no different ion that it was dangerous and it was time to end the situation. Go talk to any legitimate rescue and they will all tell you that euthanasia is a much better choice than passing around dangerous animals. I think Noem was dumb for writing a book about herself and her ranch experiences growing up that a lot of suburban and city dwellers who think Disney is real would be aghast and the media would run with, but that’s what being from a smaller, isolated state government will blind you to.

Posted by: Jen the original at May 07, 2024 07:03 PM (T0fmC)

90 Again: not about the dog, but putting that story out there to score points... somehow.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (di6C2)

91 giant ass cobra

Call me!

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (ufFY8)

92 What's not healthy is that expressing views that were mainstream just a few years ago may get you doxxed and fired.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (D30wX)

93 >> people who occupy the same sort of slot tend to be enemies.

I really thought this line would attract more attention.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (eNZiK)

94 Real clear Politics headline: Trump Is A Rorschach Test For The Body Politic

(Imagining Trump bellowing: "I am not locked in here with you, YOU ARE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!")

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (D7oie)

95 Here's conaoe bitch's whole thread as a webpage for those w/o an X account:

https://is.gd/KL3Qc6

BTW, her X account bio is: Writer, host, storyteller. I’ve covered the White House, State Dept, and the world, for news. Now I make things I’d watch.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:05 PM (ZdexC)

96 canoe, dumbfuck

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:05 PM (ZdexC)

97 93 >> people who occupy the same sort of slot tend to be enemies.

I really thought this line would attract more attention.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (eNZiK)

So Corey Lewindowsky and Noem's Husband are mortal enemies? Who'd a thunk?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:05 PM (di6C2)

98 I've read Indians ate their dogs. Did Noem eat her dog?

Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2024 07:05 PM (0Gnoc)

99 Here's conaoe bitch's whole thread as a webpage for those w/o an X account:
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My people call it "canoe".

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 07, 2024 07:06 PM (lX8VI)

100 98 I've read Indians ate their dogs. Did Noem eat her dog?
Posted by: torabora at May 07, 2024 07:05 PM (0Gnoc)

Don't look at me ...

Posted by: Barak H. Obama at May 07, 2024 07:06 PM (TTAGa)

101 Yes; Jen Psaki's comments about Trump were awful bt I'm not surprised she made them.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:07 PM (XkYcA)

102 5 A friend just shared she needs a full knee replacement. At age 48. Guess her weight in Lizzo's?
Posted by: Cicero Kaboom! Kid
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0.75 Lizzo's ?

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 07, 2024 07:07 PM (D30wX)

103 Posted by: Jen the original at May 07, 2024 07:03 PM (T0fmC)

So the dog was dangerous? How so?

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

104 >> people who occupy the same sort of slot tend to be enemies.

I really thought this line would attract more attention.
Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (eNZiK)

Well, I would like to occupy each of their slots for the full eight seconds, but I won't vote for either one of them.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2024 07:07 PM (ufFY8)

105 99 Here's conaoe bitch's whole thread as a webpage for those w/o an X account:
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My people call it "canoe".
Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 07, 2024 07:06 PM (lX8VI)
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Used to fish for the famous Oklahoma crabs?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

106 The real white supremacists are wearing Democrat clothing.

Does Hochul actually know any black people? I mean, ffs, I know hundreds, including family members, and they all know how to use a computer. And a cell phone. If you can believe it, they even read and write!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2024 07:08 PM (OX9vb)

107 The doctor thinks I should get a knee replacement. Of course, I messed it up at 17, and will be 71 this month. So I guess it's not exactly like Lizzo.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024 07:09 PM (1bNHn)

108 So the dog was dangerous? How so?
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

Dangerous like a sea lion. Watch out for pinnipeds, they are nasty.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 07:10 PM (D7oie)

109 Here's a Daily Mail news bit about "the little Michelle Kosinski in a canoe" working hard for a lead:

Britain's former US ambassador Kim Darroch 'was investigated over an affair with a CNN journalist amid claims he passed White House secrets to her'

https://shorturl.at/doI46

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2024 07:10 PM (Y6IkP)

110 I've read Indians ate their dogs. Did Noem eat her dog?
Posted by: torabora"

My people call it "lunch" .

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 07, 2024 07:11 PM (CM7e9)

111 Let's see. According to Democrats, blacks don't know what computers are, and are too dumb to register to vote. But if you vote Republican, you ain't black?

Something about that seems wrong.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024 07:11 PM (1bNHn)

112 There seem to be so many canoe jokes that are not being actualized.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:11 PM (di6C2)

113 So the dog was dangerous? How so?
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 07:07 PM (MNhXM)

He didn't think men should compete in women's sports.

Posted by: Elizabeth Warren at May 07, 2024 07:12 PM (lX8VI)

114 I guessing is pretending to be a woman is awful.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (XkYcA)

That lady next to it looks extremely uncomfortable with the way it's all leaning in against her.

Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2024 07:12 PM (B705c)

115 Kosincki was sucking news leads off of the UK ambassador to later surprise with inside track information. I think Ace wrote about it back then. 2021

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2024 07:14 PM (Y6IkP)

116 80 It wasn't a bad dog. Ths dog was a14 month old puppy in its first outing as a hunting dog. The dog was not trained and she was aggravated by what it was doing. She stopped at another farm and let the BIRD DOG out. It killed 2 chickens. Hunting dogs have a huge prey drive. They will kill small animals. Anyone with experience with them knows that. When she tried to take the dead bird away the dog growled and snapped. Of course. She was pissed off and dragged the dog to the gravel pit and killed it. She is totally at fault for not keeping a training collar on the dog and keeping it under control. Then lost her temper. She is my God but she is an idiot. I have not ever trusted her. She has also had extensive plastic surgery to get ready for the campaign trail.
Posted by: Megthered
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Well said.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 07:14 PM (peJ7P)

117 “Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice. Moderation in pursuit of justice is no virtue.”

Posted by: The Dog at May 07, 2024 07:14 PM (di6C2)

118 Psaki has a book out today so she's shilling for it

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 07, 2024 07:15 PM (Ty49e)

119 All that matters is Noem killed the dog, and I just wanna know, when does John Wick show up to exact his revenge?

Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!!! at May 07, 2024 07:15 PM (Cia0+)

120 Yes let's talk about dusty dry hags Noem and Me-Again Kelly while postulating over limp wristed elites at the Met Gala.

Meanwhile I hear a certain classified docs case is nixed indefinitely. Life is full of choices and priorities I suppose.

Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2024 07:16 PM (Aoykm)

121 Note, there were plenty of Po Po around to stop the pro Hamas crap at Met Gala....

So, protecting the rich... us? not so much.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2024 07:16 PM (xaFKb)

122 Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2024 07:12 PM (B705c)

Yes; It looks like a grimacing, fake smile.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:17 PM (XkYcA)

123 119 All that matters is Noem killed the dog, and I just wanna know, when does John Wick show up to exact his revenge?
Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!!! at May 07, 2024 07:15 PM (Cia0+)

I'd watch that movie.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:17 PM (di6C2)

124 Meanwhile I hear a certain classified docs case is nixed indefinitely. Life is full of choices and priorities I suppose.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2024 07:16 PM (Aoykm)

Someone could choose to start their own blog.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 07:17 PM (MNhXM)

125 So the dog was dangerous? How so?
Posted by: polynikes

Haven't read her book but excerpts but I think it snapped at her when she tried to take a dead chicken out of the dog's mouth. Or something like that.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 07:17 PM (peJ7P)

126 The dog was a puppy ????? I thought it was a 14 yo dog?

Was it a puppy ??

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:17 PM (V13WU)

127 118 Psaki has a book out today so she's shilling for it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 07, 2024 07:15 PM (Ty49e)
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Shilling? I won't be worth a farthing.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024 07:18 PM (1bNHn)

128 If Trump picks Noem for VP then she becomes a problem.
If he picks her for Sec of Defense her skills may come in handy.
However, Trump is going to chose Burgum and Burgum will accept, so Noem can keep doing her mama bear routine that makes all rural, not country, people look like savage killers.

Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 07:18 PM (F3Dlr)

129 118 Psaki has a book out today so she's shilling for it
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 07, 2024 07:15 PM (Ty49e)

Is it called "Let me Circle Back -- My life as a Dishonest, Nasty, Unprincipled Shill for who at the time was the Worst President in American History?"

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2024 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

130
Meanwhile I hear a certain classified docs case is nixed indefinitely. Life is full of choices and priorities I suppose.
Posted by: Jak Sucio at May 07, 2024 07:16 PM (Aoykm)

Ace already reported on that. Personally, I think it's good to have a chuckle about the fashion retards at the Met Gala.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:18 PM (XkYcA)

131 Some dogs never grow out of being puppies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:18 PM (di6C2)

132 One Substacker said he should pick Peter Navarro as his VP.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 07, 2024 07:19 PM (yeEu9)

133 All I can say is...keep Noem away from old people...you just never know...

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:19 PM (V13WU)

134 A Shilling is worth about a quarter, not sure I would give her even that

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 07:20 PM (fwDg9)

135 Alex Jones. I mean, just think about the VP debates.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:20 PM (di6C2)

136 I should have circled back.

Posted by: Amelia Earhart at May 07, 2024 07:20 PM (4I/2K)

137 Hunting dogs have a huge prey drive. They will kill small animals. Anyone with experience with them knows that. When she tried to take the dead bird away the dog growled and snapped. Of course. She was pissed off and dragged the dog to the gravel pit and killed it. She is totally at fault for not keeping a training collar on the dog and keeping it under control. Then lost her temper. She is my God but she is an idiot. I have not ever trusted her. She has also had extensive plastic surgery to get ready for the campaign trail.
Posted by: Megthered
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Well said.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 07:14 PM

Almost all dogs have a huge prey drive. When we walk our dogs I can spot Black Dog Three shifting into predator mode constantly when she sees a squirrel. Dogs are predators that were designed, manufactured and built to hunt, that's what they do and that's what they are. You can't get away from that without extensive training. And she is an idiot thinking something else was going to happen in that situation.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)

138 I just watched the Kelly/VDH clip.

She killed the goat because it was smelly and went after kids?
Does she know what a goat is? They are nasty animals.

Anyway, there was an implication at the end that I did not understand. She said it was put in the book to clear up some rumors in SD about the incident? Did I misunderstand that? Is this the cleaned up version - that she shot a goat for smelling?

And, today I learned that white women use hair extensions. Why don't they just grow the hair if hey want longer hair?

I feel like nothing is real anymore. I need to lie down.

Posted by: Gentlemen, this is junta manifest at May 07, 2024 07:20 PM (eNZiK)

139 And she is an idiot thinking something else was going to happen in that situation.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)

I had a friend who insisted her cat was vegan.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2024 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

140 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
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Wife mentioned she wanted a baby goat cause they are cute... and followed when it turns asshole we can eat it. I think used "jerk".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 07:21 PM (cOq4q)

141 "Would spending time holding a pitchfork improve my understanding?"

I'm gonna try it. Even if it doesn't work, I don't see any downside.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:22 PM (MvF+J)

142 Trump should pick a bear as his VP.

'Cause chicks dig bears.

Now which bear?

Posted by: banana Dream at May 07, 2024 07:22 PM (Y6IkP)

143 Speaking of Lizzo, rewatching Godzilla Minus Zero such a damn good movie, Heart wrenching, Good Acting, Good Music, Hollywood can't make this anymore and it was only made for like less than 20 million, I think it was only 15.

Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 07, 2024 07:23 PM (dKiJG)

144 All I can say is...keep Noem away from old people...you just never know...
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:19 PM (V13WU)

Just look at the flowers, runner.

Posted by: Kristi Noem at May 07, 2024 07:23 PM (4I/2K)

145 139 And she is an idiot thinking something else was going to happen in that situation.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 07:20 PM (QNSds)

I had a friend who insisted her cat was vegan.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2024 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

https://is.gd/e7bui0

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:23 PM (di6C2)

146 That SNL clip on the sidebar sucks. Where do I go to get a refund on the five minutes I just wasted?

Posted by: the lower depths at May 07, 2024 07:23 PM (+b4rY)

147 Are you gray squirrel?

I am looking for gray squirrel.

Posted by: Black Dog Three at May 07, 2024 07:24 PM (ZdexC)

148 Objectively, the murder of the goat was crueler and more wicked than the dog.

All the GOP has to do is not be whacko's for 6 months and they can't even do that.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 07:24 PM (XV/Pl)

149 So many freaks in one room at one time....

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 07:24 PM (+87un)

150 This ain’t the 1800’s and she ain’t some poor farm girl.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 06:49 PM (MNhXM)

I see. You think that sort of thing stopped over a century ago. That's cute. Do you think when a sled dog is born crazy that the Alaska villagers call in the vet from Anchorage? Get out of the city once in a while.
Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief

If she was a poor farm girl she have had to kill it with a rock... firm blow to base of skull.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 07:24 PM (cOq4q)

151 146 That SNL clip on the sidebar sucks. Where do I go to get a refund on the five minutes I just wasted?
Posted by: the lower depths at May 07, 2024 07:23 PM (+b4rY)

After 3 mins, were you expecting it to get better?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:24 PM (di6C2)

152 One Substacker said he should pick Peter Navarro as his VP.
Posted by: Notsothoreau

Would be a pay cut, but he's angry and motivated enough to do a lot of damage to the swamp.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 07:25 PM (IG4Id)

153 Kristy Noem is trying to mimic the face of Bezos' GF. It is not a good look.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:25 PM (MvF+J)

154 Curried goat -- jerk sucks.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:25 PM (ZdexC)

155 Baby goats are cute. Then they grow into assholes.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner
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Wife mentioned she wanted a baby goat cause they are cute... and followed when it turns asshole we can eat it. I think used "jerk".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 07:21 PM

You can clear a neglected property with a herd of goats quick. The problem after that is what to do with them. You can eat them but I don't care for the flavor or texture of the meat. Most people around here just toss them on the smoker and let them go for 10-12 hours. They always put too much spice on them.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 07:26 PM (QNSds)

156 86 Tcn I love you - the Noem issue is merely that's its not something a politician with any sense even brings up, let alone brags about.

Dead dogs are a fifteenth rail issue politically and she lacks the good sense to know it.

I'm so tired of having to defend people who hate me for stupid shit. There's no spinning the dead dog *politically*, I don't care if it was Cujo.
Posted by: ...
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And GOPe is the world's worst politicians because they say idiotic crap like Romney did to please his donors about the 47 percent and so on. Severely conservative was another stupid statement. Message "I care" from GHWB and so it goes. The media will always cover up for the Dems, any GOP pol is always fair game unless they are blaming their own party.

As a side note, Ellipsis and others, you might enjoy "In the Thick of It" which is a sometimes hilarious and foul mouthed commentary on British politics. Is available for streaming on Britbox.

Sort of like West Wing crossed with The Office meets Yes Minister except with much bluer language. Swearing vocabulary will definitely increase after you watch the miniseries.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 07:26 PM (peJ7P)

157 I had a friend who insisted her cat was vegan.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2024 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

Titania McGrath once claimed that all cats are vegans, it's just that kittens don't last as long as you wish they would.

(yes it is a twitter troll)

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 07:26 PM (D7oie)

158 Just look at the flowers, runner.
Posted by: Kristi Noem at May 07,

You come next to dad, I take you out back , bitch !

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:27 PM (V13WU)

159 Is it a lie she's told, Biden-like, so many times it's become part of her Personal Head Cannon?

she's a pistol, alright.

Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 07:27 PM (v3pYe)

160 The Met Gala must have had some attendees who are decent looking women in great dresses .

But they aren't in these pictures.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 07:27 PM (pbnWx)

161 "The Thick of It" Added to my list, thanks!

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:29 PM (MvF+J)

162 If she was a poor farm girl she have had to kill it with a rock... firm blow to base of skull.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 07:24 PM (cOq4q)

Please don't throw slow pitches right down over the plate like that.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 07:29 PM (D7oie)

163 Kindltot - that's hilarious; I'm sharing that with the vegans I know (there are some who aren't insufferable).

Posted by: PabloD at May 07, 2024 07:30 PM (f7a6n)

164 Was AOC ever punished for the Met Gala incident???

FJB's Secret Service team gives Noem 👍.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 07, 2024 07:30 PM (NFX2v)

165 Looking at VDH makes me feel 40 years younger. Yo VDH! Fartclam, dude.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:30 PM (MvF+J)

166 Goal!!!!!!

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2024 07:30 PM (LkLld)

167 OK, here is what I think...you guys ready ? OK. Kristi Noem is kind of an idiot.

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:30 PM (V13WU)

168 Almost all dogs have a huge prey drive. When we walk our dogs I can spot Black Dog Three shifting into predator mode constantly when she sees a squirrel. Dogs are predators that were designed, manufactured and built to hunt, that's what they do and that's what they are. You can't get away from that without extensive training. And she is an idiot thinking something else was going to happen in that situation.
Posted by: Mister Scott
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Yep, we currently have a catahoula (the second one) and a lab/boxer mix and know what you are talking about. Every walk around is an adventure as we live in a semi rural area. Our previous Catahoula and I came upon a buck deer in the darkness in one of our walks--the buck ran by us and my catahoula was raring to go after the buck.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 07:31 PM (peJ7P)

169 Speaking of snakes, I wonder what magic words Corey Lewandowski uses that got both Hope Hicks and Kristi Noem into the sack.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 07, 2024 07:31 PM (2Ywua)

170 I've read Indians ate their dogs. Did Noem eat her dog?
Posted by: torabora

Hawaiians too.
They had these little roaster dogs.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 07:32 PM (cOq4q)

171 Real clear Politics headline: Trump Is A Rorschach Test For The Body Politic

(Imagining Trump bellowing: "I am not locked in here with you, YOU ARE LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!")
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 07:04 PM (D7oie)

Tru dat.

I bumped into a guy at my local watering-hole wearing a 2024 Trump hat. I asked him where he got it.

We got to talking and he mentioned that he also had a t-shirt that read, "If you don't like Trump, You won't like me."

LOL

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 07, 2024 07:32 PM (pJWtt)

172 I don't understand about the comment about preferring to meet a bear in the woods rather than a man. There are many wonderful men I wouldn't mind meeting in the woods (not for any love making on the forest floor, mind you.That sounds uncomfortable) Just because they are funny, kind interesting men whom I wouldn't mind talking a walk with. They'd be much preferable to a bear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:32 PM (XkYcA)

173 Top 7 Met Gala Dresses:

7. Eat the Rich
6. Kill the Jews
5. Dead Jews Aren't Much Fun
4. Used Kleenex
3. Old Pravda
2. #12 WalMart Blue Tarp
1. Hand Stitched Panda

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2024 07:33 PM (ENQN6)

174 I don't understand about the comment about preferring to meet a bear in the woods rather than a man. There are many wonderful men I wouldn't mind meeting in the woods (not for any love making on the forest floor, mind you.That sounds uncomfortable) Just because they are funny, kind interesting men whom I wouldn't mind talking a walk with. They'd be much preferable to a bear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:32 PM

What if it was Yogi or Boo Boo bear?

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 07:33 PM (QNSds)

175 From the Hochul clip:

"When you have their diverse voices innovating solutions through technology, then you're addressing society's broader challenges. "

Wow. What a load of horses*** DEI babble.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:34 PM (CsUN+)

176 Kelly is probably riding her hard
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pics?

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 07:34 PM (Y6Wgg)

177 She should change the story to , "I shot the dog to eat it. Because it is the way of my people."

Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

178 170 I've read Indians ate their dogs. Did Noem eat her dog?
Posted by: torabora

Hawaiians too.
They had these little roaster dogs.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 07, 2024 07:32 PM (cOq4q)

Chihuahuas were food

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2024 07:34 PM (ENQN6)

179 What if it was Yogi or Boo Boo bear?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 07:33 PM (QNSds)

Well, they'd be alright.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:34 PM (XkYcA)

180 161 "The Thick of It" Added to my list, thanks!
Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot
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Peter Capaldi is the real star of the series as the political hatchetman for the unspoken (but Labor) party comms guy. The later series also track characters of the Lib/Lab and Tory party for some laughs. Takes aim at an idiocies in a coalition ministry and then compares with the opposition party (Labor) which is equally dysfunctional.

Posted by: whig at May 07, 2024 07:35 PM (peJ7P)

181 174 I don't understand about the comment about preferring to meet a bear in the woods rather than a man. There are many wonderful men I wouldn't mind meeting in the woods (not for any love making on the forest floor, mind you.That sounds uncomfortable) Just because they are funny, kind interesting men whom I wouldn't mind talking a walk with. They'd be much preferable to a bear.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:32 PM

What if it was Yogi or Boo Boo bear?
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at May 07, 2024 07:33 PM (QNSds)

I dont think you come here for the picnics.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2024 07:35 PM (ENQN6)

182 Shes the dumbest politician since that guy who said rape sperm can’t impregnate a woman.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 07:35 PM (Y6Wgg)

183 >>Others used air-quotes while talking about climate change.

LOVE it! Such a classic progressive sarc move, must've freaked her out, lol.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2024 07:36 PM (cCVOS)

184 As soon as I saw the name Michelle Kosinski I thought “where do I remember her from”? Then it occurred to me: canoeing in a flood of all of six inches.

I am supposed to believe anything she says about anything?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 07:36 PM (Ds3Rc)

185 Personal Head Cannon
Cannon or Canon?
What does it mean?

Posted by: Ciampino - Dyslexics are teople poo .... at May 07, 2024 07:36 PM (qfLjt)

186 182 Shes the dumbest politician since that guy who said rape sperm can’t impregnate a woman.
Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 07:35 PM (Y6Wgg)

Bill CLinton

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2024 07:36 PM (ENQN6)

187 Fenelon, far too many womyn in the world care more about theory than reality, because they have never considered that although it is possible to ignore reality, it is impossible to ignore the consequences of ignoring reality.

Which includes possibly being mauled by a giant bear.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 07:36 PM (D7oie)

188 Does Hochul actually know any black people? I mean, ffs, I know hundreds, including family members, and they all know how to use a computer. And a cell phone. If you can believe it, they even read and write!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2024 07:08 PM (OX9vb)
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Sure. But can they get IDs?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 07:37 PM (+87un)

189 177 She should change the story to , "I shot the dog to eat it. Because it is the way of my people."
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 07:34 PM (V13WU)

I am looking for the Gov that shot my paw.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2024 07:37 PM (ENQN6)

190 AP, about a year ago, "Stormy Daniels must pay $122,000 in Trump legal bills"

She sued him for defamation after he dismissed her claims of being threatened to keep quiet about the tryst as a “total con job.” A judge threw out the case in 2018.

Did she ever pay? No, of course not. How were her book sales?

Attention ho.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at May 07, 2024 07:38 PM (NFX2v)

191 >>they said that in their upscale FL neighborhood, people are extremely careful not to ever broach or debate the subject. This is not healthy,"

Gah!

OK, so Lefties will destroy everything you love if you spout the wrong politics (job, family, friends, etc.), but then not mentioning politics is "unhealthy."

How dare you try to keep me from hating and destroying you, haterz?!?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2024 07:38 PM (cCVOS)

192 189 Perfect!

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

193 Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 07:36 PM (D7oie)

Eaxctly; I wouldn't assume all unknown men are out to attack, whereas a bear is a wild animal.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:39 PM (XkYcA)

194 She should change the story to , "I shot the dog to eat it. Because it is the way of my people.

We often had nothing but dog to eat on the Trail of Tears.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:39 PM (CsUN+)

195 The others-- when they realized that a few in their presence came armed with (gasp) actual facts (NO!)-- quickly changed the subject and nervously said they don't want to talk politics. They realized they would be eviscerated on all idiotic points, especially on the economy," Kosinski said.
_______________

Or, more likely, they didn't want to forced to endure a rabid leftist rant that would end in tears and a ruined social occasion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 07, 2024 07:40 PM (YqDXo)

196 Dell has a check box that ask if you are a Negro as they cannot sell PCs in NY.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2024 07:40 PM (ENQN6)

197 Does Lizzo know what the word computer is?
Posted by: wth

Would a word computer be something like a "Speak 'n Spell"?
Posted by: Tonypete

The cow says "Moo"

Posted by: Miklos was too poor for toys, had actual cows at May 07, 2024 07:40 PM (RhY13)

198 Dell has a check box that ask if you are a Negro as they cannot sell PCs in NY.

Negroes stole our laptops!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:41 PM (CsUN+)

199 194 She should change the story to , "I shot the dog to eat it. Because it is the way of my people.

We often had nothing but dog to eat on the Trail of Tears.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:39 PM (CsUN+)

we no see yu cat

Posted by: Chinese takeout at May 07, 2024 07:41 PM (ENQN6)

200 Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti 2h
Wait. The kids at Columbia spelled “Palestine” wrong?

https://is.gd/WeizBu
Photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:42 PM (ZdexC)

201 She did say Bronx. So presumably Dell can sell them in the other 4 boroughs,

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 07:42 PM (Y6Wgg)

202 Negroes stole our laptops!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:41 PM (CsUN+)

thats really not funny but I spit a beer out my nose

Posted by: Chinese takeout at May 07, 2024 07:43 PM (ENQN6)

203 The Hochul comments remind me of this classic video about "do blacks know how to get ID?" Love, love, love the responses in the 2nd half:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yW2LpFkVfYk

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2024 07:43 PM (cCVOS)

204 I'm no Noem fan obviously but the alleged affair is reported from anonymous sources and she has denied any affair , so until the anon source reveals themselves or other evidence comes out I'll take her at her word.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 07:43 PM (inGXk)

205 unusual_whales @unusual_whales 1h
63% of new audits as of Summer 2023 targeted taxpayers with income of less than $200,000, per WSJ.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:43 PM (ZdexC)

206 197 Does Lizzo know what the word computer is?
Posted by: wth

Would a word computer be something like a "Speak 'n Spell"?
Posted by: Tonypete

The cow says "Moo"
Posted by: Miklos was too poor for toys, had actual cows at May 07, 2024 07:40 PM (RhY13)

Judges would have accepted bail.

Posted by: Chinese takeout at May 07, 2024 07:44 PM (ENQN6)

207 I was kind of partial to the gal who wore the dress of crumbled up tinfoil to the Met gala. At least she didn't waste it when she pulled too much out of the box. Probably got crumpled when she put on her seat belt.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 07, 2024 07:44 PM (bS+DD)

208 Would a word computer be something like a "Speak 'n Spell"?
Posted by: Tonypete

The cow says "Moo"
Posted by: Miklos was too poor for toys, had actual cows at May 07, 2024 07:40 PM (RhY13)/

My cow says "Ungulate."

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 07, 2024 07:45 PM (PiwSw)

209

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 07, 2024 07:45 PM (PiwSw)

210 Just realized, and should have figured it out from my 1st post I wasn't on my wifi

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 07:45 PM (fwDg9)

211 I got excited, that was a great memory.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 07, 2024 07:45 PM (PiwSw)

212 Anti-shoplifting sign:

https://is.gd/N713di
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:45 PM (ZdexC)

213 Nood. Cafe.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (di6C2)

214 201 She did say Bronx. So presumably Dell can sell them in the other 4 boroughs,
Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 07:42 PM (Y6Wgg)

Underground Negro computer Fund

UNCF

Posted by: Chinese takeout at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

215 Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti 2h
Wait. The kids at Columbia spelled “Palestine” wrong?

https://is.gd/WeizBu
Photo
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:42 PM (ZdexC)

Based on casual conversation at work, the Normies DO NOT like the "Lets Kill the Jooooz" rhetoric. These are people with whom I don't talk politics. They are extremely disturbed by what's going on.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (pJWtt)

216
Movie thread?

My body is shaking all over.

Posted by: Auspex at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (j4U/Z)

217 Le CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (fwDg9)

218 "Kelly is probably riding her hard because ..."

Because meeeowwww. MK is professional catty and it's making bank for her.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (MvF+J)

219 off sox

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

220 Ex-CNN reporter Michelle Kosinski

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Some Moron pointed out yesterday that it was she who was captaining the canoe while reporting on the deadly flood when some prole walked by revealing that the flood was only three or four inches deep.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 07:47 PM (L/fGl)

221 Underground Negro computer Fund

UNCF

Posted by: Chinese takeout at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (ENQN6)

*golf clap*

A mind is a terrible thing to waste.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 07, 2024 07:47 PM (pJWtt)

222 215 That one was community-noted as being from some other Institution of Higher Learning, not Columbia.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:47 PM (MvF+J)

223 AlphaFo𝕏 @Alphafox78 16h
I guarantee you have never seen a humpback whale eat two kayakers by mistake. 👀 😱

https://is.gd/4jO7lH
32 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:48 PM (ZdexC)

224 As you probably have heard by now, this excitable little idiot actually managed to get laughed out of the "news" industry when she rowed a kayak to pretend that flood waters were so deep they required boats to get around in. She was humiliated when two men walked into frame, showing that the flooding was about six inches deep.

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Yowza! I should've read the next paragraph before I posted!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 07:48 PM (L/fGl)

225 Went to vote against a school bond proposal earlier. Everyone was shamelessly flaunting their privilege as they pulled photo id's out of their wallets or purse, and the clerks used a computer to verify our eligibility.

What kind of message are we sending to The Bronx?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at May 07, 2024 07:48 PM (8AONa)

226 >>>Kristi Noem showed her true colors when she vetoed the no-boys-in-girls-sports law, and then lied about just wanting to avoid litigation or having only exercised the veto for technical reasons. She's another small-state red governor, like Asa Hutchinson, entirely dependent on her state's corporate oligarchs, who are of course all-in on transgenderism.

This!!!

Disagree on the dog hubbub though. If the rest of the story is true, the dog was killing someone else's chickens, putting the dog down is not a problem. And no, it is not any kinder to take the dog to a kill vet to have it poisoned, er, put to sleep. A bullet to the head is a quick death.

My uncle, a farmer, put down a dog in just that way because it bit a child on the lip. If you had suggested to him that he spend good money to pay a vet to give the dog a shot, he would have laughed in your urban-dwelling face.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2024 07:49 PM (klJTj)

227 nood

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:49 PM (ZdexC)

228 They'd be much preferable to a bear.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 07:32 PM (XkYcA)

I have met both bears and men in the woods, and I carry the same firearm in case of either. There is a good reason why some men go out into the bush and don't come back out.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at May 07, 2024 07:49 PM (jpjFa)

229 That said, if my uncle had written an autobiography, *snort*, it would not have occurred to him to brag about putting the dog down.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2024 07:51 PM (klJTj)

230 That Met Gala shit was a fashion disaster in more ways than one. Usually they reserve the weird ridiculous shit for fashion shows debuting whatever weird Eurotrash clothes they think push boundaries.

You'd think that this Anna Winter person would have a dress/tailoring code for the assistants and photographers. Some of these people looked like shit with improper fitted clothes, pants too long bunched up at the ankle, jacket sleeves too long or too short, improperly buttoned, gold and non-gold together, and one dude that was front and center with striped tennis style leather shoe which is lame AF. Wearing tennis shoes with a suit trying to be edgy n cool should be grounds for a beating. If it was my event most of them people wouldn't have gotten in the door. Some "fashion" icon Winter is.

Posted by: JROD at May 07, 2024 07:54 PM (IlL6s)

231 That said, if my uncle had written an autobiography, *snort*, it would not have occurred to him to brag about putting the dog down.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2024 07:51 PM (klJTj)

Having had to shoot a vicious dog for realz, I don't brag about shooting the dog. But I do brag about the shot: I had to clear leather and shoot from the hip when that f*cker was about to leap on me. Got him right between the eyes, too.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop is now an engineer at May 07, 2024 07:56 PM (pJWtt)

232 To be fair to Hochul, urban black yutes are pretty stupid...but not that stupid.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 07, 2024 08:00 PM (XMwZJ)

233 "also joined raman for twelve days fans Bill and Steve of show crawdads countdown to kickoff" - President Pampers

Boy, that's a hell of a stutter you got there.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2024 08:00 PM (/HDaX)

234 "But slowly, over a few drinks, they began to let slip their true MAGA natures"

I call bullshit. With rare exception, the only people who start spewing their politics in an unrelated social setting are leftists.

Conservatives tend to keep their mouths shut to avoid confrontations with bitches like her. I know I do.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at May 07, 2024 08:13 PM (Qt4kF)

235 I heard that Kim Jong Un is the one who killed Kristi Noem's puppy because she stared him down. But she can't talk about it.

Posted by: WarEagle82 at May 07, 2024 08:30 PM (mQxC9)

236 Boy you city folk never owned hunting dogs. And it explains why you let loose rapists and murderers who push people in front of subways the next day while we shoot dogs that kill stuff they are trained not to.

Guess city folks will never learn. That's why they live in those sewers and love it. Takes someone with shit for brains to live like that.

Posted by: Fred at May 07, 2024 08:39 PM (bXvrr)

237 >>>here's Jen Psaki telling millions (well, dozens)

LOL
They should fire her. Her and her little Commie hat, too.

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