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Kamala Harris Wows Nation with Debut of Entirely New Way to be Off-Putting
Vice President Kamala Harris only smirked and gave a sarcastic answer Monday to reporters' questions about Hamas saying it had accepted a cease-fire deal involving the bloody Mideast war. "Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted--," a reporter began as Harris exited Joe Louis Southern Kitchen in Detroit, Mich. "Shrimp and grits," Harris, 59, interjected with a grin as she pointed to her bag. "You wanted to know."
REPORTER: "Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal. Your reaction?"
— Breaking911 (@Breaking911) May 6, 2024
HARRIS: "Shrimp and grits!" pic.twitter.com/7NhubfkPXm
Comments
(Jump to bottom of comments)Posted by: Kratwurst at May 07, 2024 12:00 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 07, 2024 12:00 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 07, 2024 12:01 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Zeera the ungoverened at May 07, 2024 12:01 PM (Y5egH)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 12:01 PM (MIM0w)
Posted by: Kratwurst at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (nIRE6)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (as3uC)
Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (1bNHn)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (P9xGM)
"Shrimp and grits," Harris, 59, interjected with a grin as she pointed to her bag. "You wanted to know."
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I can't really fault Harris on this one. Her reaction is weird, but not inappropriate. It's a meaningless question about a non-event that changes nothing.
A bizarre non-sequitor is as good as any other response.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (xcxpd)
And also he smelled.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: rabidsquirrel at May 07, 2024 12:03 PM (H9yPM)
She rose to power within the CA Democrat power structure. She has close ties to Big Tech.
That means that for years, the power brokers of Big Tech, the Democrat Party (all the way up to Obama and Jarrett), their mouthpieces at the major newspapers, and Big Money met her, talked with her, took in her wisdom, and still decided that she was ideal for power.
Either, they're all REALLY stupid, or having someone who can say platitudes badly before descending into nonsense is the exact kind of figurehead the powers that be actively want.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:03 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: spindrift at May 07, 2024 12:03 PM (OguvZ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:03 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2024 12:03 PM (V5eKu)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Hokey Pokey at May 07, 2024 12:04 PM (as3uC)
Maybe the question she was expecting was, "What are you having for lunch today?"
It's not like she took a moment to even process that a reporter was there, nor that the reporter was going to ask a question about current events.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:04 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: huerfano at May 07, 2024 12:04 PM (VGOMa)
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 12:04 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024 12:05 PM (1bNHn)
So you are right on time today while I am pouring my heart out on the last thread.
Sigh...
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 07, 2024 12:05 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2024 12:05 PM (l4B/J)
pretty sure those aren't precisely the sort of tongue-based exercises she demonstrated.
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:05 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 12:05 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 12:05 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 12:01 PM (MIM0w)
She's being a twat. They're asking her something relevant and she's pretending they're concerned with what she ordered for lunch.
Like when they asked Biden what his favorite ice cream was. She's showing the world how anti-woman everyone is, you see. They're HARDER on her because she's a woman AND brown.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:05 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Gmac - WTF did you think was going to happen? at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (qZdIZ)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (V5eKu)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (B1FKF)
Maybe the question she was expecting was, "What are you having for lunch today?"
yeah. the question she was expecting. that's the ticket.
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024
***
And her "boss" was chosen for the same reason by Obongo's handlers.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (J2vNu)
Climb Mount Niitaka!
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Emmie at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (Sf2cq)
Even with his cognitive decline.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Thanks AOP appreciate it, and ya Im aware, I get my shit done get the grades in the book and then fill the time like being on here. Still getting 100s on all the tests and as long as I get 90+ on the licensing exams makes my practials easier. Should have my airframe ticket in July.
Posted by: BruceWayne
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (JLq/1)
*sigh*
Posted by: And at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Eeyore at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (1bNHn)
My brain can't even process the optics of it.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (KbCG3)
I know, Power of And, but this hag is vile excrement and that's what people should know about her first and foremost.
She laughed about putting people away for weed while laughing about smoking weed herself. As we are discovering, there may not be anything worse in civilized society than a corrupt prosecutor.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (cG4MZ)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (9yWhg)
It's not like she took a moment to even process that a reporter was there, nor that the reporter was going to ask a question about current events.
Yep, because if there are reporters there, surely the only thing they could be interested in is her personally. Questions like "what's VPOTUS having for lunch" is as deep as it gets for her and, sadly, a large chunk of the voting population.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 12:06 PM (J2vNu)
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People keep thinking this, and it's a complete misread of the 2020 Democrat primary.
Kamala was the first choice until Tulsi punched her in the mouth. Then the money went from Kamala to Beto to Buttigieg to Warren (the order may be slightly off). They only settled on Biden when he 1. wouldn't go away, continuing to retain is second in the race position against Bernie no matter what, and 2. no one else gained traction for more than a week in any poll.
It was either Bernie or Biden by Super Tuesday. Biden was a last resort to beat Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024
***
She's still walking okay, so maybe not
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (xcxpd)
An asshoe, even.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (9mfKN)
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (R4t5M)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (9yWhg)
Think Cream of Wheat with less flavor.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Agreed. She's been told to stay quiet on the subject.
Did she just come out of a restaurant?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (FxH7T)
Posted by: Minnfidel at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (Ag7IE)
I just mentioned Biden and dumping in the same sentence. Unintentionally hilarious
Posted by: LinusVanPelt at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (TuRLx)
"Shrimp and Grits"
As good an explanation as any. A deliberate non-sequitur seems beyond Kameltoe's ability, idk.
Posted by: illiniwek at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (Cus5s)
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (XIF9h)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (V13WU)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, PNW MOME June 1st at May 07, 2024 12:02 PM (xcxpd)
An asshoe, even.
Posted by: DoublySymmetric at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM (9mfKN)
She's Rooney?
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
missin out, cheese grits with a big ol dollop of butter on em. yummmmmmm.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (Akjoo)
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It's all about getting those stories into the record for the jury...regardless of whether or not they are true.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (Akjoo)
Scum In A Suit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (4a+k3)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines Attendant at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (zL/eJ)
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (i7Q7S)
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That would be Flo, from Alice
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (F4bAW)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (CIS44)
Yes
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Amy R. at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (/Oo3T)
Maybe the question she was expecting was, "What are you having for lunch today?"
It's not like she took a moment to even process that a reporter was there, nor that the reporter was going to ask a question about current events.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:04 PM (7fElN)
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So you're saying that she is badly-programmed software that vomits out whatever is in queue regardless of context?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: It's me donna
Cross examination should be interesting.
How many objections will Merchan give the prosecution?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (FxH7T)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (HnUIn)
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Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)
Pro tip: eat them at the restaurant while they're still hot. By the time you get back to the Naval Observatory in your chauffeured limo, they're sticky and the shrimp are chewy.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (/y8xj)
Posted by: It's me donna
Cross examination should be interesting.
How many objections will Merchan give the prosecution?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (FxH7T)
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All of them
Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (F4bAW)
@19, those would probably work okay
fwiw, I have been thinking about cooking up shrimp&grits for a week or two now ... now that it's becoming A Thing, perhaps I should reconsider.
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Oddbob at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (/y8xj)
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Does anyone drive his own limo?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (0FoWg)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
They gave her her own spinoff. It died a speedy death.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (9yWhg)
How many objections will Merchan give the prosecution?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (FxH7T)
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as many as it takes....
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (7fElN)
========
The epitome of DEI hire.
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (i7Q7S)
Turns out the Biden junta IS the in-joke.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (Be/+i)
Scum In A Suit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (4a+k3)
WHAT!?!?! WHERE!!?????
Oh.....phew. I thought you said I had CUM on my SUIT!
*cackles uncontrollably*
Posted by: Kumswala Harris at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Disgusted at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (Z8Yh2)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (l4B/J)
How many objections will Merchan give the prosecution?
Posted by: Steve_in_SoCal
all of them.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:10 PM (HnUIn)
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Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)
"Ya know, we don't have to reference a movie on this one." - Pause
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (JLq/1)
I like them as long as they're well salted and buttered, and not runny.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (VzB7O)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
missin out, cheese grits with a big ol dollop of butter on em. yummmmmmm.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (CIS44)
Just make sure you use instant grits and pre-packaged American "cheese" slices
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (XIF9h)
I assume it's some term of art used by skanky whores double-fisting rando dicks for career advancement. But I don't know.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (iFTx/)
Go fuck yourself, San Diego.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:11 PM (GBKbO)
So THAT'S what happened to Carmen.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:13 PM (Zz0t1)
Ironically, I DO associate Kamala with a bag of somewhat steamy and warm.
Uncanny.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 07, 2024 12:13 PM (jbnUc)
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 07, 2024 12:13 PM (EGSGm)
Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (3StC9)
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Remember when we were allowed to have the black guy on the Cream-of-Wheat box?
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (i7Q7S)
Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (Y6Wgg)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024
***
Early George Carlin:
"Ever eaten ham and eggs in the South? 'What's that white stuff down there?' 'Hell, them's grits!' 'They're *movin'*, man. . . ."
They're really pretty good. Generally I prefer hash browns, but either is fine.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (J2vNu)
Scum In A Suit.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (4a+k3)
_________
"Unskilled? He he he. You don't know her like I do . . . ."
-- Willie Brown
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (Q00Hv)
Posted by: One Toke Over The Line at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (V5eKu)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: rabidsquirrel at May 07, 2024 12:03 PM (H9yPM)
Makes as much sense.
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: Muldoon at May 07, 2024 12:12 PM (l4B/J)
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The entire grit-eating world stands agog.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (Be/+i)
‘What would you say you do here?’.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (XeU6L)
Remember when we were allowed to have the black guy on the Cream-of-Wheat box?
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 12:14 PM (i7Q7S)
Tell me about it........
Posted by: Uncle Ben at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Heh. I once went to a "soul food" restaurant for breakfast. I was in Queens, NY with a friend who was from either Connecticut or Massachusetts (I forget which). I ordered grits. They were fine. She said, "I've never had grits. May I try them?" I said yes and she tried them.
She did that thing you do with grits. You don't chew them, you sort of munge them. She swallowed her mouthful of grits, paused, and said, "we didn't have this in New England."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (7fElN)
No it's about getting this into the court of public opinion.
Stormy was old as shit, haggard, flab lipped news that could never be brought up as relevant again in a 2024 election race, but for this farce.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (cG4MZ)
* holds envelope to side of turban
Carnac: "Shrimp and grits"
Ed: "Shrimp and Grits"
Carnac: May a camel chip float in your martini!
Ed: Oh, ho, ho, ho!
*rips open envelope, pulls out question
Carnac: What Kamala called Willie's willy and what she had to do with her teeth!
Audience: Applause!
Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (P9xGM)
Fixed and stolen election. And nobody on 'our' side is going to utter a peep.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (Q0kLU)
Speaking of whores... I guess Stormy Daniels is testilying now and is all over the place with sexual stories about Trump and her... Trump's lawyers are shot down everytime they object...
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:07 PM (Akjoo)
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It's all about getting those stories into the record for the jury...regardless of whether or not they are true.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:09 PM (7fElN)
Didn't Stormy and her lawyers come out a month or two ago (NOT under oath) and say that it was all bullshit?
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2024 12:16 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:16 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2024 12:16 PM (d+Dy8)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:16 PM (B1FKF)
Yeah, grit, that's what it is.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (CsUN+)
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE THAT'S ACTUALLY SHRIMP SHIT.
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at May 07, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
That's quite a reach.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:17 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Kamala's Good For Sumthing at May 07, 2024 12:17 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:17 PM (iFTx/)
Remember when we were allowed to have the black guy on the Cream-of-Wheat box?
Posted by: Jay
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[sigh]
Yes.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at May 07, 2024 12:17 PM (XeU6L)
Posted by: BEN ROTHLISBERGER at May 07, 2024 12:16 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
LOL.
Thanks, Ben.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:17 PM (HnUIn)
"Ever eaten ham and eggs in the South? 'What's that white stuff down there?' 'Hell, them's grits!' 'They're *movin'*, man. . . ."
Biscuits and gravy.
Wet flour on dry flour but somehow it's amazing.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:17 PM (m6K/j)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (cG4MZ)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 12:01 PM (MIM0w)
Oh, no less than any of her other answers to anything.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2024 12:16 PM (d+Dy
"Fill yer hands you Son-of-a B!tch!" Very good line from a movie...
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines Attendant at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (zL/eJ)
Fixed and stolen election. And nobody on 'our' side is going to utter a peep.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 07, 2024 12:15 PM (Q0kLU)
___
Short of an absolute miracle from God, you're right.
These people are so sure of their "win", they don't have to pretend anymore.
Only thing we can do is pray, and pray often.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (VzB7O)
'Shrimp and Grits!!', she exclaimed, when asked what could be done about American's job losses.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: gnats local 678
So that's a yes on shellfish?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (m6K/j)
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (71y1j)
Yes.
Posted by: Uncle Ben at May 07, 2024 12:17 PM (XeU6L)
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You're just "Ben," now, dude.
No one is related to you.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2024
***
"I told you I wanted a man with *grit*, not *grits*!"
Posted by: Mattie Ross, in exasperation at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: ... at
whole back to black album is a gem.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (J8LnB)
These people are so sure of their "win", they don't have to pretend anymore.
Only thing we can do is pray, and pray often.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (VzB7O)
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The steal is 100% going to happen.
The courts are 99.9% likely to let it slide.
The American people are __% likely to also let it slide.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (GBKbO)
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I just did the same.
Making jambalaya and corn muffins tonight.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (VzB7O)
Posted by: Tex Rushmore at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (gI/XJ)
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (XeU6L)
We just spout popular southern food as answers to questions?
Posted by: Piper
Collard greens.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (m6K/j)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 07, 2024 12:01 PM (MIM0w)
Knowing the Left as I do, there's a 50/50 shot they're laughing at us.
There's been a lot of "this story doesn't matter" propaganda this week, and this would fit that rather neatly.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (cG4MZ)
Posted by: gnats local 678
So that's a yes on shellfish?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (m6K/j)
They are worried about shellfish? Yet they'll have a goat or sheep for lunch after "having" it the night before?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (P9xGM)
The courts are 99.9% likely to let it slide.
The American people are __% likely to also let it slide.
___
Which is why we need to pray for a miracle.
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (VzB7O)
BREAKING - Michael Cohen: Trump writes, “I have just recently been told who the witness is today. This is unprecedented, no time for lawyers to prepare. No Judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way. He is CROOKED & HIGHLY CONFLICTED, even taking away my First Amendment Rights. Now he’s threatening me with JAIL, & THEY HAVE NO CASE - This according to virtually all Legal Scholars & Experts! Why isn’t the Fake News Media reporting his Conflict?”
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (ZdexC)
We just spout popular southern food as answers to questions?
Posted by: Piper
Collard greens.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (m6K/j)
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Fried okra.
And you know I mean it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
missin out, cheese grits with a big ol dollop of butter on em. yummmmmmm.
Posted by: BruceWayne
I also like them refried into pancakes with syrup.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Joey Bidet at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (+YRf1)
Posted by: steevy at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (FQmDC)
Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (MvF+J)
Posted by: Hillary! at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (woPEM)
Yes.
Posted by: Uncle Ben"
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LOL!
You can buy a "Cream of Wheat" fridge magnet with the black guy on the box for $3.75 on ebay
Posted by: Jay in PA at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (i7Q7S)
Making jambalaya and corn muffins tonight.
Posted by: SMH at
*jumps in car floors it to the SMH compound*
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (71y1j)
Oh - HUSH, PUPPY!
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (XIF9h)
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines Attendant at May 07, 2024
***
"I never robbed no citizen -- took a man's watch!"
"[Stealing the payroll] was still stealing."
"That was the position them New Mexicans took! I had to flee for my life!"
Posted by: Mattie Ross, in exasperation at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (P9xGM)
Checking Her Majesty in for admission. I looked at the card at the desk and asked the clerk if I could get a Bulgarian interpreter. HM was not amused.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:21 PM (Q3Rbt)
BREAKING - Michael Cohen: Trump writes, “I have just recently been told who the witness is today. This is unprecedented, no time for lawyers to prepare. No Judge has ever run a trial in such a biased and partisan way. He is CROOKED & HIGHLY CONFLICTED, even taking away my First Amendment Rights. Now he’s threatening me with JAIL, & THEY HAVE NO CASE - This according to virtually all Legal Scholars & Experts! Why isn’t the Fake News Media reporting his Conflict?”
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 12:20 PM (ZdexC)
Shorter Trump: My first booking photo didn't make me enough money.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:21 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: gnats local 678
So that's a yes on shellfish?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (m6K/j)
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They're not called musselmen for nothing!
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (d+Dy8)
Posted by: Piper
Fried chicken and watermelon!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (L/fGl)
Probably a very accurate description.
Posted by: Czech Chick at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (I6NNh)
Hope it's just a routine procedure and nothing serious
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron
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My guess is, The Handlers have instructed her not to comment, because it's even money she'll say something stupid that the White House will have to explain away later
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (Q00Hv)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:19 PM (CIS44)
Yeah I've always really dug You Know I'm No Good but I have to be in the mood. But holy crap.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (cG4MZ)
Shorter Trump: My first booking photo didn't make me enough money.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:21 PM (KbCG3)
They want him in an orange jumpsuit.
Really, really bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
Be glad she didn't have etouffee, file' gumbo, and jambalaya. We'd have been here all day.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:23 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
I will make grits for you! Anyone thinking they are tasteless or mushy or like cream of wheat needs to visit any one of us who lives in the Deep South. I personally am not a fan of a bunch of stuff in my grits, I am a purist. Slow cooked grits, butter, salt, pepper. Heaven. If anything, maybe a fried egg where the yolk can run into the grits (but it’s me, so that egg would probably be poached).
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2024 12:23 PM (71y1j)
Makes writing articles much easier.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 12:23 PM (q7hip)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:23 PM (cG4MZ)
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: pawn at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (JLq/1)
Posted by: Piper
Fried chicken and watermelon!
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (L/fGl)
____________
"Bar-b-que!"
-- Jimmy Cherizier
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (CsUN+)
Jeez
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (Q00Hv)
"Hoppin' john!" she squealed.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (JLq/1)
They're slightly similar, but different.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Shorter Trump: My first booking photo didn't make me enough money.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:21 PM (KbCG3)
They want him in an orange jumpsuit.
Really, really bad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:23 PM (Zz0t1)
See, I think the opposite. They realize it'll only help him but he's calling their bluff.
"This is your last warning."
"I'm doing it anyway."
"That was your last warning. Don't do it again!"
"Tee hee!"
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (KbCG3)
Something on my phone had my internet connection off, got it on but not sure how or why it was off
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (Laekk)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (MvF+J)
how the very first woke solution to a politically incorrect cream of wheat box is: get rid of the black guy
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (/7KEl)
It's actually a smart move once you understand that girls can now be "boy" scouts.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (CsUN+)
Jeez
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (Q00Hv)
Another American identity dashed to bits on the jagged rocks below by the ever destructive left.
F*CK I hate what they've done to my country.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (cG4MZ)
Jeez
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (Q00Hv)
Scouting America for what? New ways to embarrass themselves?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (bhRsz)
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (VzB7O)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (JLq/1)
Close, but made from hominy.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (pohLc)
Hope it's just a routine procedure and nothing serious
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:22 PM (Akjoo)
_________
Her knee replacement incision has become infected. She's in so they can put her under, open it back up and clean it out. The hardware is working fine, however. She may be staying overnight for an IV drip of antibiotics.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (Q3Rbt)
Jeez
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (Q00Hv)
Makes more sense when you consider that it's an organization that has made pedophilia a simpler endeavor.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (KbCG3)
"Pan-fried mush!" she burst out when asked to explain the secret of her awesome brain power.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (xG4kz)
how the very first woke solution to a politically incorrect cream of wheat box is: get rid of the black guy
Posted by: Don Black
Get rid of the Indian, keep the land!
-Land O' Lakes
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: WisRich at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (G0vdT)
Posted by: chicagovota at May 07, 2024 12:26 PM (hH3ux)
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (Q00Hv)
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I'm gonna burn my quartermaster patch.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2024 12:27 PM (d+Dy8)
Posted by: ... at
whole back to black album is a gem.
Posted by: BruceWayne
If I ever write a Winehouse-like song it'll be They Told Me To Go To Weight Watchers But I Said No No No.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:27 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through
I am crying right now, real tears. Sugar belongs no where near grits. Nor does it belong in corn bread.
Off to go teach a class.
Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2024 12:27 PM (71y1j)
Ouch.. I'll say a little prayer for her
Posted by: It's me donna at May 07, 2024 12:27 PM (Akjoo)
Posted by: Warren! at May 07, 2024 12:27 PM (YIxO9)
Posted by: The ARC of History! at May 07, 2024 12:27 PM (uxCna)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (JLq/1)
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They're not the same, but grits can be eaten as a hot cereal with butter and sugar. I grew up on it.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (JLq/1)
Grits are a corn product. Bourbon begins with at least 51% corn. Both are fantastic. Yay, corn!!
Posted by: Doof at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (XIF9h)
http://tiny.cc/4uyzxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (MvF+J)
Jeez
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:24 PM (Q00Hv)
_______
Probably not a bad idea if the purpose is to remove "boy" from the title to discourage homo perverts . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Posted by: Piper
Sounds good, Piper. Thanks!
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (9yWhg)
Stormy Daniels: Ben Roethlisberger of the Steelers was there. Mr. Trump called me his little friend Stormy then said Ben would walk me to my room.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (/7KEl)
Nice eyes.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (Zz0t1)
Grits is corn...cream of wheat is...cream.
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (AwYPR)
Truth!
Posted by: Xipe Totec at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (pohLc)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (Laekk)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (HnUIn)
"I'm no ginger, but I'll eat your soul!" eyes........
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Wasn't Grit also a newspaper? I remember the advertising for delivery boys in the back of comic books.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Not to be confused with "Grits", the industry circular for makers of woodworking paper-backed products.
Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (xG4kz)
Posted by: Farina at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (tQtDb)
http://tiny.cc/4uyzxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (HnUIn)
__________
Odd pose. Head way too big for her body. Questionable. Verdict: Unbangable.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (iFTx/)
Chicken fried steak, gravy, eggs, hash browns, grits, biscuits. God has this for breakfast every morning.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (Q3Rbt)
"Fill yer hands you Son-of-a B!tch!" Very good line from a movie...
Posted by: Pinochet Airlines Attendant at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (zL/eJ)
One version is a great performance by an iconic old Hollywood actor in a shitty movie with an even shittier cast. The other is a good film with Jeff Bridges dressed like a bum, gargling marbles.
Posted by: IllTemperedCur at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (n+4am)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (5S+sK)
Posted by: ...
I wanted to get an Amy Winehouse Christmas tree,
but my wife said no, it'll drop needles all over the house and then die.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (m6K/j)
Michael Cohen also to testify even though he is in jail for extortion.
We have become a joke of a country.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:28 PM (iFTx/)
Looks like a submission to bs godless gender "ideology" to these old eyes.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (cG4MZ)
Posted by: pawn at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Corn Pop at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (V5BDR)
but my wife said no, it'll drop needles all over the house and then die.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (m6K/j)
HA!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (Zz0t1)
No one is related to you.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:18 PM (Be/+i)
Used to be, making a person an honorary "uncle" or "aunt" was a sign of great respect.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: ...
I wanted to get an Amy Winehouse Christmas tree,
but my wife said no, it'll drop needles all over the house and then die.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (m6K/j)
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When Winehouse died, all I could say was..."Who?"
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (GBKbO)
http://tiny.cc/4uyzxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
Crazy eyes. 2/10. WNB.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: sen elizabeth warren at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (ZdexC)
too much lip and cheek enhancement
and I find the eyelashes highly improbable
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Farina at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (V5BDR)
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Spanky's girlfriend, Dawa, also converted to Islam.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (d+Dy8)
They are trying to get Girls because they lost so many boys, and they are opening themselves up for more problems when you go camping with mixed groups. Teen boys and Girls getting together no problems will happen.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (dKiJG)
Eat that every morning and you'll meet God sooner than you expect.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (CsUN+)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (Laekk)
However, they do mesh well with other common additives such as butter, salt, pepper, and cheese to raise their own flavor and texture profile as well as that of the rest of the meal.
good hearty breakfast fare
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (7fElN)
It was. Richie Rich's father supposedly started out in life by selling GRIT.
IIRC, it's still around, but mostly a farm magazine.
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (Q4IgG)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 12:30 PM (8zz6B)
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Yeah. Time was.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:32 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:32 PM (Q3Rbt)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (CsUN+)
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At least you'll have had a good meal before you get there.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:32 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: Garret Morris at May 07, 2024 12:32 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame
***
"No, no, no, no, I can't take any more --
I'm tired of wakin' up on the floor!
No thank you, please, it only makes me sneeze,
And then it makes it hard to find the door!"
Posted by: Mattie Ross, in exasperation at May 07, 2024 12:32 PM (J2vNu)
Nice eyes, about to be eaten by the caterpillars on her forehead.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (V5eKu)
Dead at 27
Jim Morrison
Janet Joplin
Jimi Hendrix
Amy Winehouse
Yankees championships
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:32 PM (Q3Rbt)
A good joke that's only missing Kurt Cobain.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (KbCG3)
Eat that every morning and you'll meet God sooner than you expect.
Posted by: Archimedes
But when you do, you'll have a smile on your face.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (m6K/j)
Posted by: Ferd Berfall at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (Wb+1f)
WTF? The Left and perverts destroyed another American institution.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Megthered at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (2ypaJ)
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (YIxO9)
and thanked goodness, herself were don't wearing artificially elevated cowboy boots, the unlike humongously fat and socially awkward meatball governor you are and yours imbecilic partner cbd slobbered over of that least that fucking year. Dope
Posted by: Not Fat Dumb Ron likes it in the ass at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (LxBLQ)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (cG4MZ)
What could possibly go wrong.
Can't wait to see the updated badges.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (Q00Hv)
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
I think it used to be a common way of addressing blacks in the South. I don't know how respectful it was meant to be. Probably a sign of some affection on the speaker's part.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:29 PM (Zz0t1)
Why settle when you can find the genuine article?
Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (bhRsz)
if you have to try that hard to make something palatable, what's the point
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (CsUN+)
Only because most are lazy as f*ck nowadays. You eat that and go spend your time in the fields working your ass off, it will only have been a good start to a hard working day and your body will be no worse for wear for it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
but my wife said no, it'll drop needles all over the house and then die.
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024
***
Brilliant
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (J2vNu)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
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Yeah. Time was.
Posted by: Captain Obvious
Johnny, when aunt Billy gets here, ...
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (m6K/j)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (B1FKF)
Chicken fried steak, gravy, eggs, hash browns, grits, biscuits. God has this for breakfast every morning.
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My great-grandmother used to make her "workin' man's breakfast" for us, and it always included fried chicken. It sounds strange, but it's great.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (woPEM)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Rockin' Mel Slurp at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (V5BDR)
Posted by: sen elizabeth warren at May 07, 2024 12:31 PM (ZdexC)
Fucker. 😂
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (cG4MZ)
the Girl Scouts are a cookie cartel that won't cede an inch to the Boy Scouts. And the people running the Boy Scouts now don't really want girls, they just want more boys with parents that will ignore the grooming going on
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (AR07F)
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (Laekk)
Can't wait to see the updated badges.
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (Q00Hv)
"Son, how was your scouting trip this weekend?"
"AWESOME!!! I got my Dry Anal badge!!!"
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: ... at
Biopic is out later this year.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (CIS44)
Chicken pot, chicken pot , chicken pot piiiiiiiiiee !
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (MNhXM)
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she's in the "27" club
good company
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (/7KEl)
Daniels: Both, Next stupid question Judge Hamster Balls.
Posted by: John John at May 07, 2024 12:36 PM (Qfk4E)
yeah and it sucked
any camping situation instantly became so much more complex
they needed female parents to go to everything in addition to the dads
that was when we quit. total shitshow
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 12:36 PM (s3qiR)
I guess all the ghetto denizens have given up the chitlins for Taco Bell.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 12:36 PM (4a+k3)
What could possibly go wrong.
Can't wait to see the updated badges.
Posted by: mpfs
Missionary merit badge
Doggy merit badge
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:36 PM (m6K/j)
Posted by: Dylan Mulvaney at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (PiwSw)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (XPM1I)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)
>>It's hilarious - the D's desperately, desperately want to replace Biden, but Kamala is the alternative, and Kamala is too high on the intersectionality stack to be replaced.
Super easy, barely and inconvenience.
They bounced Spiro Agnew on made up, bullsh*t tax evasion charges and engineered the installation of Gerald Ford.
Kamala no doubt has worse skeletons in her closet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: Don Black
What's YOUR point, bub?
Posted by: Turkeys and Chickens at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (w9Wax)
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:33 PM (MNhXM)
It's what they do.
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: runner at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (V13WU)
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Dems have a shot in Mississippi now!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (Q00Hv)
Do they let boys join the Girl Scouts?
If not, why not?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (m6K/j)
There's a Grit TV channel, specializing in old westerns. It's one of those you need a digital tuner or a premium cable package to get, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (bhRsz)
You eat that and go spend your time in the fields working your ass off, it will only have been a good start to a hard working day and your body will be no worse for wear for it.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:34 PM (Zz0t1)
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The Anglo-American full breakfast means you're going to get something done today. The continental rolls and coffee means you're not serious.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (Q3Rbt)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (tQtDb)
Well, NAMBLA is already taken so they have to come up with something.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (4a+k3)
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (m6K/j)
Posted by: ... at
Because her completely catastrophic yet typical lifestyle had nothing to do with it.
She made HERSELF a punchline. Talent doesn't mean much when it's connected to a dumpster fire of a human. ESPECIALLY when you've had GENERATIONS of examples why NOT to take that route.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:39 PM (Q00Hv)
Biden / Harris 2024
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 12:39 PM (IG4Id)
They bounced Spiro Agnew on made up, bullsh*t tax evasion charges and engineered the installation of Gerald Ford.
Kamala no doubt has worse skeletons in her closet.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (XV/Pl)
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If the intersectionality stack were important to the average Democrat voter, then Biden and Bernie wouldn't have shared roughly 55%-60% of the Democrat primary vote consistently over 2020.
It's an upper echelon power thing more than anything else. It's more important that she's tied to Obama than she's black or a woman.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:39 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: hobbitopoly at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (XPM1I)
*******
Love their shrimp bisque soup.
Posted by: redridinghood at May 07, 2024 12:39 PM (NpAcC)
Posted by: Mary Poppins' Practically Perfect Piercing (aka Eloquent Depression) at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (Q0kLU)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (/UtnQ)
Do they let boys join the Girl Scouts?
If not, why not?
Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 12:37 PM (m6K/j)
I think they do if you're 'trans,' but am not sure. Haven't paid any attention to that shit in a long time.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Son of Dad at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (8JB5s)
TRUMP’S TAX CUTS MAY DECIDE 2024 ELECTION: Remember President Donald Trump’s Tax Cuts and Jobs Act (TCJA), the massive reduction in federal levies negotiated between him and the then-Republican Congress? The acr0ss-the-board tax cuts included in that law expire next year, but the political reverberations could be a major factor in the outcome of this November’s election.
Check out the Tax Foundation’s analysis of the state-by-state amount that individual levies will increase for all taxpayers if the TCJA is not renewed. When everybody in, for example, Texas realizes their federal taxes are going up by on average $2,919 if something isn’t done, they aren’t going to be happy. Same for a key swing state like Michigan where the hike will be more than $2,000 per taxpayer on average.
Expect Trump and his allies to be talking about this a lot in the days ahead.
Posted at 11:49 am by Mark Tapscott
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (ZdexC)
Posted by: Woonsocket Gary, Pronouns Unemployed/Unemployable at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (qUkBO)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:41 PM (9yWhg)
Biden / Harris 2024
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 12:39 PM (IG4Id)
Well done!
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2024 12:41 PM (AwYPR)
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:41 PM (CIS44)
Grits never made it to the breakfast table but showed up in later years when Mom made Veal Medallions with cheese grits or BBQ Shrimp with Cheese Grits.
We kids talked her into buying Maypo and Malt-O-Meal. Wholley Kau was that some horrible shit!
When I worked on the oil rigs off the coast of Louisiana, grits were there every day. They were alright. But, between the eggs, bacon, sausage, breakfast steaks, sausage gravy and biscuits, pancakes, waffles, toast, French toast, cereal, fresh fruit, fresh-made donuts, etc, etc, etc. They didn't make it onto my plate too often.
Man, those were great breakfasts!!!
Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2024 12:41 PM (eDfFs)
Posted by: IllTemperedCur
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Robert Duvall? Dennis Hopper? Strother Martin?
Posted by: Biff Pocoroba at May 07, 2024 12:41 PM (AnUgj)
People also ask
Can girls be in the Boy Scouts?
In 2019, BSA announced girls were allowed to join. The organization changed its name from Boy Scouts to Scouts BSA
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (Q00Hv)
Eric Abbenante
@EricAbbenante
Jen Psaki on Morning Joe: "Maybe Donald Trump will go away. Maybe he'll go to jail. Maybe he will die. Not to be too morbid. But maybe. He's not a young man."
Instead of focusing on how to make the country better, Democrats fantasize about Trump in prison or dying. They hate Trump more than they love America.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (L/fGl)
She made HERSELF a punchline. Talent doesn't mean much when it's connected to a dumpster fire of a human. ESPECIALLY when you've had GENERATIONS of examples why NOT to take that route.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
At least with other catastrophic lives, masses of people were aware of their talent. The sheer number of people who had no idea she was anything more than a cookie cutter bubble gum pop POS until after she died is unbelievable.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (cG4MZ)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
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If Karen Carpenter had eaten the sandwich that choked Mama Cass, would both be alive today?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (Be/+i)
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (tQtDb)
WOOT!!!!
It doesn't happen often, but when it does, I CELEBRATE!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Son of Dad at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (8JB5s)
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (L/fGl)
Love America?????
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (cG4MZ)
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Or, "There was no offer. Hamas is lying."
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (ZdexC)
>>It's an upper echelon power thing more than anything else. It's more important that she's tied to Obama than she's black or a woman.
Well if the Obama/Jarret led Junta is really running the show then they are happy with Kamala and The Meat Puppet and feel that they can tip toe through the raindrops of their imbecility and senescence.
Other wise, the parts swapping is going to have to happen relatively soon if it's going to happen at all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: No One of Consequence
They gave her her own spinoff. It died a speedy death.
you know who else had a short-lived spinoff?
Posted by: kate mulgrew as mrs. columbo at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 12:40 PM (ZdexC)
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They won't be happy, but that doesn't matter.
I increasingly believe that people generally don't vote policy. They may vote *a* policy - the "single-issue voter" - but generally, not policy as such or a platform.
The people who will notice this are "tax voters." Everyone else will just complain about taxes when they go up later. That might create some more transactional "tax voters," but then it will be back to team sports as soon as it's done.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (HnUIn)
No judgment
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: ...
Saw her at Lollapalooza one year, she predictably showed up 30min late to her 60min set, but boy was she good when she finally got there.
Posted by: BruceWayne at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (CIS44)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight
Don't cross the streams!
Posted by: mpfs, ubi porci mali at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (Q00Hv)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
Because everything is a psy op mindf*ck?
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (cG4MZ)
you know who else had a short-lived spinoff?
Posted by: kate mulgrew as mrs. columbo at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (v3pYe)
It was the voice, dear.
Posted by: Prymaat Conehead at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (PiwSw)
i knew someone in scouts bsa. xe got a merit badge for entering xer pin number into an atm machine.
Posted by: kate mulgrew as mrs. columbo at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (v3pYe)
It's actually a smart move once you understand that girls can now be "boy" scouts.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 12:25 PM (CsUN+)
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Yes, and that should be encouraged. The Girl Scouts is a corrupt, commie organization dedicated to indoctrination and funding radical feminazi causes. It should die.
I'd rather the Boy Scouts stayed boys-only, but that train left the station. So it might as well help kill off Girl Scouts.
Oh, and there are indeed some Girl Scout troupes that are fun for the girls involved. My niece is one. But the GS organization is as radical commie as they come. Die!
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (iFTx/)
Yes, these are people who would misquote Charles Portis, and John Wayne.
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (zdLoL)
200,000 miles away in lunar orbit:
“You gonna eat your grits, John?”
“Hell no”
“Good!, i’ll take ‘em!”
Posted by: Common Tater at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (SdkQO)
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:44 PM (v3pYe)
At least with other catastrophic lives, masses of people were aware of their talent. The sheer number of people who had no idea she was anything more than a cookie cutter bubble gum pop POS until after she died is unbelievable.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (cG4MZ)
Wife likes her. I've never heard anything she's done that I know of. She killed herself. I don't respect that. She shit on the gift God gave her. Sad.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (Zz0t1)
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They love POWER- everything else sucks hind tit
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Texas99 at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (0zAdg)
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Breaking911
@Breaking911
"If you elect me, your taxes are going to be raised, not cut."
- Joe Biden
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And the violent crime rate and the unemployment will be raised, not cut
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: Vice preznit kamana wanalaya at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (OiAR7)
Government grants will be distributed to companies to incentivize hiring female construction workers.
She believes the construction industry is dominated by men due to sexist barriers.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pj3sv
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (VzB7O)
Other wise, the parts swapping is going to have to happen relatively soon if it's going to happen at all.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (XV/Pl)
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Obama is delusional about his own popularity. Jarrett doesn't seem concerned with politics, just policy.
Plus, they're backed up by the biggest cheat machine in history, to quote Joe Biden.
Why should they worry about losing the election?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)
I'd rather the Boy Scouts stayed boys-only, but that train left the station. So it might as well help kill off Girl Scouts.
so, what's more likely? boy scouts allow girls and kill of girl scouts or boy scouts allow girls and *become* girl scouts?
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus
Chris Farley, 33
Posted by: BruceWayne
Completely opposite causes of death.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (9yWhg)
Tell that to George H Bush. ( which by the way was a misrepresentation of what happened with taxes but the American public and politicians both like short witty quips to make decisions)
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024
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Their careers overlapped by a few years, didn't they? I wonder if they ever performed together, or even met.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (J2vNu)
@Breaking911
"If you elect me, your taxes are going to be raised, not cut."
- Joe Biden
EVERYTHING will be raised if Joe Biden is re-elected. Everything but life expectancy.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
I assume she didn't give a coherent answer such as that because she's stupid and not wanting to leave the leftist camp, but even given that, she could have done a better job with some thought.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (v3pYe)
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The latter.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: brak at May 07, 2024 12:35 PM (AR07F)
The Girl Scouts are suing the Boy Scouts over the name change.
The Mormon's left in mass and formed their own version, which really hurt. dues went from 50 to over 100 and the the groups really shrank, each den lost over half, it just go too expensive.
Posted by: Patrick From Ohio at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (dKiJG)
Posted by: ... at
Because her completely catastrophic yet typical lifestyle had nothing to do with it.
She made HERSELF a punchline. Talent doesn't mean much when it's connected to a dumpster fire of a human. ESPECIALLY when you've had GENERATIONS of examples why NOT to take that route.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:38 PM (Zz0t1)
Yeah, her whole life once she got famous seemed to be "how close can I come to committing suicide without actually committing suicde."
Unsurprisingly, suicide won that game.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (eDfFs)
She believes the construction industry is dominated by men due to sexist barriers.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pj3sv
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
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Sure. There are masses of women eager to beat their bodies up and spend their lives in chronic pain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (Q3Rbt)
Posted by: Maximillian at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (cuS3i)
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (Q3Rbt)
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Solution: Mandate that construction crews be 50% female.
If there aren't enough females, impress them into service.
For equity.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Texas99 at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (0zAdg)
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It's also haughty, pompous arrogance to assume that literally anyone else in the fucking world gives a rat's ass what she ordered for lunch.
Posted by: ballistic at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (oqH4h)
They gave her her own spinoff. It died a speedy death.
you know who else had a short-lived spinoff?
Posted by: kate mulgrew as mrs. columbo at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (v3pYe)
Don't leave me hanging. Wah wah wah.
Posted by: Chachi at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:46 PM (Zz0t1)
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He's even gonna raise the dead to vote for him!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (7fElN)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:42 PM (cG4MZ)
Then you have to blame her record company for that. Getting her airplay on all the cookie cutter bubble gum pop radio stations is a good way to guarantee that serious blues fans would never hear her.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (8zz6B)
No judgment
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:43 PM (MNhXM)
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The documentary on her is good. She had plenty of self-destructive tendencies of her own, but holy shit was she fucked over and abused by everyone she ever came into contact with. Her father in particular was a slimy scumbag bottom-feeding cretin. The only exceptions were her 2 or 3 girlfriends from childhood that were good to her, but she largely pushed them away.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (iFTx/)
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Breaking911
@Breaking911
"If you elect me, your taxes are going to be raised, not cut."
- Joe Biden
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And the violent crime rate and the unemployment will be raised, not cut
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (L/fGl)
Any word on the chocolate rations?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
Growing up my mother's best friend, her husband and children were always considered famn damily and it was a treat to have extra uncles and aunts.
Of course that was when children referred to school principals as Mister/Mrs and no child would dare address their pediatrician or teacher by their first name.
Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (F3Dlr)
>>Why should they worry about losing the election?
As was noted, they control enough voting apparatuses in enough locales to swing elections, so, nothing, they have nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (XV/Pl)
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (KbCG3)
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Increased from 20 grams to 15.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (Be/+i)
carpal tunnel
radial tunnel
fucked up back
design is a fun job too!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (s3qiR)
Sure. There are masses of women eager to beat their bodies up and spend their lives in chronic pain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (Q3Rbt)
And it's not that women were BANNED from obtaining construction jobs or anything. The state just signed a law that will BRIBE the companies to hire women that just might not be as qualified as the DUDE applying for the same job.
This is going to work out well.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
>>Why should they worry about losing the election?
As was noted, they control enough voting apparatuses in enough locales to swing elections, so, nothing, they have nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (XV/Pl)
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But the GOP passed new laws! Like all the other laws the Democrats routinely break without consequence but better!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:50 PM (GBKbO)
He's even gonna raise the dead to vote for him!
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (7fElN)
While razing much of the planet!!!
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:50 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Northernlurker at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (JLq/1)
hey lady
put this 80lb bag of ready mix on your shoulder and climb that ladder up to next floor
that's whatcha call a 'barrier'
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Puddinhead at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (/UtnQ)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (P9xGM)
Posted by: BignJames at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (AwYPR)
She believes the construction industry is dominated by men due to sexist barriers.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pj3sv
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
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Sure. There are masses of women eager to beat their bodies up and spend their lives in chronic pain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (Q3Rbt)
As someone whose family grew up in the construction business, there's about two weeks every year where the weather is pleasant enough where you don't notice you're working outside.
You just never know when those two weeks will be.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (KbCG3)
carpal tunnel
radial tunnel
fucked up back
design is a fun job too!
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (s3qiR)
FUDGE TUNNEL!!!!
Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (P9xGM)
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"I can't read Cat Ass Trophy anymore. He's just got gotcha questions for Democrats while he takes it easy on Republicans."
-DU, 99.54% probability
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 12:48 PM (8zz6B)
Yeah that's a thought.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (cG4MZ)
Government grants will be distributed to companies to incentivize hiring female construction workers. ...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (VzB7O)
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So payrolls will increase, but work done will not, or will not increase much. I hope Maine likes its higher construction costs, filtered through the maw of government so as to hide it.
I've been through this in my industry (high tech). A woman with a pulse and even a loose interest gets hiring preference over a man. "We need more women in tech!" Even then, there are comparatively few takers.
It also leads to a larger payroll. For every, say, five or six positions for qualified people, there will be seven hires. Underqualified people aren't as productive as qualified people. If you need three people but have to hire 1-3 underqualified people to fill the quota, you're going to hire 4 people if you can swing it, preferably another truly qualified person so it doesn't cripple you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (HnUIn)
You are welcome for the context, but I could be wrong. It's why I assume a normal person would give that answer. She could really have thought it was a deep treatise on the Middle East.
Posted by: Texas99 at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (0zAdg)
It was either Bernie or Biden by Super Tuesday. Biden was a last resort to beat Bernie.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:08 PM
just think of what they took from us...
the Trump / Sanders debates would have been epic
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (bEb2S)
Posted by: Cave Johnson at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (okcpZ)
Posted by: pawn at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (QB+5g)
amanda's by the sea
starred bea arthur, the show was basically a copy of 'fawlty towers'. it was pretty bad. maybe that's not a spin off, i dunno. ask kamala.
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (B1FKF)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (zdLoL)
Posted by: E.T. at May 07, 2024 12:53 PM (C/Lf1)
Posted by: AltonJackson at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (bEb2S)
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Trump vs. angry ancient midget. Yeah, that would be hilarious.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:53 PM (Be/+i)
poor bastards can't even sneak a snack without the unwashed giving them the business.
But seriously, who the fuck gets shrimp and grits to go?
You gonna microwave that shit or something you tacky ass bitch? Huck a rubberized cephalopod at one of your staff later?
Get a clue, Sticky Tonsils.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 12:53 PM (+yhUM)
How come I hear The Beach Boys ‘ two girls for every guy…’
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:53 PM (MNhXM)
https://tinyurl.com/34jv67ej
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2024 12:53 PM (woPEM)
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pj3sv
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
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Sure. There are masses of women eager to beat their bodies up and spend their lives in chronic pain.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 12:47 PM (Q3Rbt)
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There are plenty of women in construction. Just not doing any of the actual physical labor, for obvious reasons. The back offices are almost all women. A good percentage of field inspectors and the like are also women.
The dying breed in construction is white men. In order to function on a construction crew nowadays, it is almost required that you speak Spanish.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 07, 2024 12:54 PM (iFTx/)
If there aren't enough females, impress them into service.
For equity.
you might be able to sell that to the tiktok crowd if you started calling it "empress treatment", as in "don't settle; you deserve empress treatment"
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:54 PM (v3pYe)
Get a clue, Sticky Tonsils.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 12:53 PM (+yhUM)
Tonsils? She had those removed a LONG time ago. They just got 'in the way.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:54 PM (Zz0t1)
https://tinyurl.com/34jv67ej
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 07, 2024 12:53 PM (woPEM)
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*does a bunch of accounting tricks to make Disney+ look like it's finally making money after losing $11 billion while also posting a loss for the quarter*
"Are you not entertained?!"
-Bob Iger, having barely won his proxy fight to keep the board on his side
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 07, 2024 12:54 PM (GBKbO)
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:54 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (DIJ9E)
Oh shit is that what going on with my arm?
lol just saying I'm all kinds of effed up
but I can type crazy fast and make site schematics in under an hour
carpal is the wrist; radial goes up the arm farther
the best part if I do take some time off, THEN I get the pain. bc normally the nerves are just so screwed up I feel nothing but maybe a tingle
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: anachronda at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (v3pYe)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:49 PM (Zz0t1)
Carpenters will cease using studs, and build all the walls tongue and groove.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (8zz6B)
Government grants will be distributed to companies to incentivize hiring female construction workers. ...
Posted by: SMH at what's coming
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MORE inclusive?
How does that work when 99% of construction companies bidding on public work are owned by females?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: Randy Electric, Inc. at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (V5BDR)
It's so obvious.
Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (DIJ9E)
And she'd have a chance, too, if she hadn't pissed off 3/4 of hollywood being an obnoxious, greedy bitch.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 07, 2024 12:52 PM (zdLoL)
Oh is discussion of her forbidden, I missed that memo.
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (cG4MZ)
As someone whose family grew up in the construction business, there's about two weeks every year where the weather is pleasant enough where you don't notice you're working outside.
You just never know when those two weeks will be.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 12:51 PM (KbCG3)
Sure there are loads of wammen who want to work outside in the heat until the are soaked through with sweat until their undies are soaked and go home smelling like ammonia dirt and other bad smelling shit.
We need to stop holding them back.
Throws shovel out of the cab of a bucket loader and yells get in that hole and get all the mud out of it.
Posted by: Chachi at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (OiAR7)
BJ Badge
Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (Laekk)
Carpenters will cease using studs, and build all the walls tongue and groove.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (8zz6B)
*golfclap*
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (Zz0t1)
put this 80lb bag of ready mix on your shoulder and climb that ladder up to next floor
I can hump 80lb bags up a ladder, but I'd rather just rent a ladder hoist. It's much safer for everyone involved.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: polynikes
Well, she just wanted to be a drummer, but her brother thrust her into spotlight as a singer. So she probably had issues beyond the anorexia.
What a gorgeous voice, though.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (9yWhg)
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Otherwise lettuce would cost 11c more per head.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (yqqF2)
Now there's something going on with my right forearm.
Posted by: pawn at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (QB+5g)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not claiming to be a poutine expert at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (dtlDP)
Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (oUaFT)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (Zz0t1)
By the time I was in high school, there weren't many girls interested in being part of a troop. The ones who were in my neck of the woods loved going camping, and I HATED camping.
My idea of "roughing it" has always been a Holiday Inn with no room service....
Posted by: Teresa in Fort Worth, Texas - Ace of Spades Ladies Brigade, plucky comic relief at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (SRRAx)
Government grants will be distributed to companies to incentivize hiring female construction workers.
She believes the construction industry is dominated by men due to sexist barriers.
https://tinyurl.com/5n8pj3sv
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at May 07, 2024 12:45 PM (VzB7O)
So Mainers (Mainiacs) can expect to see more tongue and groove construction?
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (N39Ws)
Posted by: Like Okra, It Sucks at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (0fJsj)
Given that, it sounds like someone else either asked her a question about what she ate, or someone asked a question about a supposed cease fire while she was answering the first question, so may not so incredibly clueless.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (XkYcA)
Posted by: pookysgirl, not claiming to be a poutine expert at May 07, 2024 12:57 PM (dtlDP)
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She's from southern Canada?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (Be/+i)
Now there's something going on with my right forearm.
yeah good for you on having that done
I'm just awaiting retirement. that should be possible - if Joetato wins again - in what, 20 more years?
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (/7KEl)
Women have a more narrow carpal tunnel than men so more women prone to develop CTS.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (XkYcA)
Did she answer the other question too?
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (cG4MZ)
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Well, this'll fix that.
Disney unveiled a non-binary Jedi as the "not-so-secret agenda" continues apace. Come listen to these tortured pronouns.
https://shorturl.at/jmuyD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (L/fGl)
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 07, 2024 12:59 PM (s3qiR)
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 12:59 PM (tAPIs)
Posted by: Texas99
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Yep.
She anticipated a predictable softball like she's gotten for her entire career. Instead someone asked her an actual question and she looked like an HBCU graduate.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 12:59 PM (yqqF2)
Hat was like the American Legion auxiliary.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (XkYcA)
Did she answer the other question too?
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (cG4MZ)
Advisor: Look, from now on, let's just stick to only speaking about what we know, OK?
KH: Yeah, sure. Shrimp and grits!
*After getting into car
Advisor: I thought we were going to stick to speaking about what we know!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (KbCG3)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden
--Dunno. If Kamala demands it, she'll get a shot.
Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (DIJ9E)
No, she's just incredibly self-centered. The only question was about Hamas, she just assumed the only thing of importance in the world to everyone was the contents of her lunch.
Posted by: Texas99 at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (0zAdg)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (Odg76)
Zoom boom with a man cage on it. Much more versatile.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (8zz6B)
Posted by: Texas99
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Yeah, but she repeated it after she heard the whole question.
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (Be/+i)
As was noted, they control enough voting apparatuses in enough locales to swing elections, so, nothing, they have nothing to worry about.
Posted by: Thomas Bender
lol, when wondering why kamala saying she has take-out grits in her bag is the talk of the www I think we are doomed. She didn't want to answer the actual question. It's as simple as she is, unfortunately the opportunity to make her respond as the VP and not a simpleton has passed.
Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (F3Dlr)
Well, this'll fix that.
Disney unveiled a non-binary Jedi as the "not-so-secret agenda" continues apace. Come listen to these tortured pronouns.
https://shorturl.at/jmuyD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (L/fGl)
https://is.gd/CTYhl8
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:01 PM (Zz0t1)
https://shorturl.at/jmuyD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (L/fGl)
In a galaxy far, far away the most alien thing they can imagine is weird sexual peccadilloes.
Fucking retards.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:01 PM (tAPIs)
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 12:56 PM (Odg76)
just trying to illustrate a point with words, hope that's okay with you
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 01:02 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: FenelonSpoke
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Unfortunately it only reinforced the "incredibly clueless" part. It doesn't appear that she was answering any question that existed in the real world, only what she imagined was happening or was supposed to happen like all the other times.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:02 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: Cuthbert the Witless at May 07, 2024 01:02 PM (OiAR7)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 12:55 PM (yqqF2)"
and that's how it's been for decades.
women&minority preference has been law since, what, the 80s?
Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 01:02 PM (tQtDb)
Posted by: Joe Mama at May 07, 2024 01:03 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: American Hawkman at May 07, 2024 01:03 PM (skAOD)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (Be/+i)
After the question was finished, yes. But, I don't assume she heard it. If you ever watched a Kevin Samuels interview with some of these modern women, you know she didn't hear a thing until she was done talking.
Posted by: Texas99 at May 07, 2024 01:04 PM (0zAdg)
--Dunno. If Kamala demands it, she'll get a shot.
Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 01:00 PM (DIJ9E)
She's not a big enough star for Kumswala's ego.
She'd demand Hale Berry before she'd want that scrunt.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
Chill Chelsea and Buffoon Billy are babbling about something.
The Young and the Senseless is pretty boring, except for Victor Newman's dungeon/wine cellar that is housing the evil woman.
Oh, and Ashley's (aging MILF Eileen Davidson) schizophrenic behavior.
Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 07, 2024 01:05 PM (ufFY8)
(sigh)
Nevermind.
Dave, come over here for a minute, will you?"
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:05 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 01:05 PM (MNhXM)
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:05 PM (yqqF2)
Heck nah.
I wanna watch this.
Posted by: Dave at May 07, 2024 01:06 PM (+yhUM)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 01:06 PM (5S+sK)
I wonder if that's 'the football', because they can't trust Joe with it
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (/7KEl)
Posted by: Tapeworm Local 163 at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (lZVy/)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1)
She'll get Whoopi Goldberg and she'll damn well learn to accept it.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (+yhUM)
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (HnUIn)
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 07, 2024 01:06 PM (5S+sK)
Love is love, h8r.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (Zz0t1)
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (J2vNu)
Camping can mean so many things. Ultralight backpacking camping can be pretty rough. Driving up to a designated camping spot and leaving most of your gear in the car until you need it is much easier and can be much more enjoyable. Some people even go so far as calling renting a cabin, "camping." You may consider trying out an easier level of camping to see if you like it.
Posted by: bonhomme at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (Odg76)
Posted by: Ian S. at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (2ocoG)
VP Harris has those limited skills.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 07, 2024 01:07 PM (u82oZ)
Posted by: SM at May 07, 2024 01:08 PM (RHGPo)
(sigh)
Nevermind."
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 01:09 PM (yqqF2)
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 07, 2024 01:04 PM (Zz0t1
--True. Harry's Hag would be too much verisimilitude.
Like Tim Ballard having Jesus play him.
Posted by: logprof at May 07, 2024 01:09 PM (DIJ9E)
https://shorturl.at/jmuyD
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (L/fGl)
In a galaxy far, far away the most alien thing they can imagine is weird sexual peccadilloes.
Fucking retards.
Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 01:01 PM (tAPIs)
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The Force is Dead in this one ...
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 07, 2024 01:09 PM (3StC9)
Posted by: old chick at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (F3Dlr)
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 07, 2024 12:58 PM (Be/+i)
Isn't there a statistic that says 80% of Canadians live within 10 miles of the border or somesuch? Wouldn't most Canadians be Southern Canadians at that point? (Note I'm being Anglocentric and not saying "Canadiens.")
Posted by: pookysgirl's college was one-third Canuck at May 07, 2024 01:10 PM (dtlDP)
max smart??
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 01:12 PM (ZdexC)
@SenWarren
Netanyahu's war in Gaza has forced over a million Palestinians to seek safety in Rafah. An invasion of the city would be catastrophic for civilians with no where else to go. We need a ceasefire, the return of hostages, and massive amount of humanitarian aid.
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Dances With Nazis speaks!
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