Quick Hits

Oh no! Police brace for pro-terrorist protests at the extremely annoying Met Gala tonight.

As fd said, "please please please, don't burn the place down!"

Or just get the good paintings out first, at least.

The NYPD is bracing for possible unrest to rock Monday's star-studded Met Gala, law enforcement sources told The Post -- as anti-Israel groups called for a "Day of Rage" protest at CUNY's nearby Hunter College.
Police security will be heightened in and around the Metropolitan Museum of Art as A-listers start descending on the iconic Upper East Side venue for the glitzy gala Monday evening, sources said.
No specific threats have been identified so far for Fashion's Biggest Night -- but everything is on the table, a police source noted, adding that protests in the vicinity are widely expected.
"We are using every tool at our disposal," a source said. "We approach this like we do all large-scale events -- examining information and applying it to a measured and calculated response should the need arise."

Oh no, I sure hope no needs arise.

Hunter "College" is one mile away, a twenty minute walk (if you aren't walking in NYC).

One ugly AWFL Karen protester already showed up and was arrested. Boy, The Regime doesn't f*** around when you disrupt one of their events, huh?

In the interests of peace and conciliation, I have contacted the Met Gala and they have appointed me mediator in this dispute.

Here is the Message of Peace the Met Gala wants me to pass on to the protesters:

You're all talk. I was just talking with representatives of the Met Gala, and they were all laughing about what ineffectual pansies and posers you all are. The Met Gala says your "men" are all homosexuals and your women wear the mustaches your catamite "men" are too weak to grow.

Their words, not mine.

You don't have the nerve to do what has to be done at the Met Gala. You don't have the guts.

The Met Gala is laughing at you. The Met Gala says that you all shame your ancestors with your filthy cowardice.

Again, their words.

Go ahead, prove me wrong. Prove the Met Gala wrong. They dare you.

I hope these Words of Peace sooth the wounds of our nation like a fine unguent.

Also Anna Wintour says, "PS, Suck a dick, softcocks."

Unfunny former comedian Jon Stewart accurately notes the obvious, that "Biden is so f***ing old to be president," "he just shouldn't be president."

Jon Stewart said President Biden is too old for the job.
"I know liberals say, 'Don't say Joe Biden is old' -- don't say what people see with their own eyes! You can say it, he can't hear us," Stewart said during a comedy performance in Los Angeles that was streamed on Netflix.
"I know you know how f--ing old he is, and I know you don't want to say it because [former President Donald] Trump is so scary, but he's so f--ing old ... when you watch him on television, you're nervous, aren't ya?" said the host of "The Daily Show."

Stewart made the remarks at an appearance at the Netflix Is a Joke Fest, which debuted on the streaming service on Friday, according to the Hollywood Reporter.
"I'm not saying that Biden can't contribute to society, he just shouldn't be president," Stewart added.

Wow, he can see that a plainly-demented man is too impaired to be president. Can we declare him a Prophet now, or does that take three miracles or something?

From last week:

A Jewish woman was beaten to unconsciousness by pro-Hamas occupiers at UCLA while campus security refused to intervene. A group of Jewish students responded by returning to exact revenge and then, only then, did Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass (D) finally find a voice to condemn "detestable violence on campus". How convenient. How transparent.
Where was campus security? Intimidation by pro-Hamas occupiers towards students, faculty and staff, especially Jews, has been going on almost two weeks, with nary any interference from administrators.

Speaking with Fox News, professor Nir Hoftman recalled his hostile encounters with the protesters and accused them of deep antisemitism.
"This was never peaceful," he said. "Jews were not allowed to go into the campus. Jews were not allowed to go into the library. Jews were not allowed to go to classes. It was never peaceful. They're vandalizing the entire quad."
Hoftman added that there had been a "total breakdown of law and order" and denounced local authorities for restraining the police from disbanding the camp until Wednesday. To emphasize his point, he recalled an encounter he had with the protesters days before.
"You might be shocked, but I'm not -- because these people attacked me a few days ago," he said when hosts asked if he was shocked by the violent scenes involved in the police storming of the encampment.
The administrators of many of the universities hosting these encampments have either been too fearful to act or actually sympathize with the pro-Hamas brownshirts. They allowed not just the tent occupation on a public university campus to fester, but even with evidence of brownshirts' being trained ...

Hit the link to see a clip of these Hamas brownshirts training each other in (inept, limpwristed) hand-to-hand combat.

Princeton students on hunger strike are complaining about "unsafe conditions."

There's no crying in jihad.

Probably because she's such a hottie. I look at her and wonder what the ragweed pollen count is today. She looks like a gorgeous, succulent, gawky, adenoidal 7th-grade boy and Treasurer of the D&D Club. (The Presidency and Vice Presidency are just popularity contests, the Treasury is where real change can be made.)

Last week, a professor wrote this FaceBook letter to protesting "students":

Melinda Roth
Dear Campus Protestors
I've seen other people write to you, but I just walked among you at one of your campus encampments (GW in DC).

Here are my thoughts:
Instead of hanging out in your nice brand new paid from unknown sources green and white tents, why not send them to those displaced in Gaza who really need them? After all, you have dorms and apartments that mommy and daddy are paying for right now.
You have catered food and an all you can eat snack bar, why not send food to those you claim are starving?
Since you are skipping classes (if you are actually a student), why not go volunteer to help in Gaza? Many American Jews have gone to help in Israel on farms and kibbutzes to provide missing labor as so many Israelis have been called up to military service. If you really want to help, why don't you go where you really could make a difference for the people you profess to be supporting?
Why don't you use all the time hanging out in the quad and in your tents to learn about what you are supporting? You are supporting rape, as your signs "resistance by any means necessary" state. You are supporting gender inequality and lack of any LGBTQ rights. You are supporting a named terrorist organization. Your call for an intifada revolution is a call for more innocent lives to be lost.
Let's address that for a second. You claim to be against the war in Gaza given all the innocent lives lost -- but in your next chant you want bloodshed everywhere with your call for an intifada revolution. It is glaringly inconsistent.
Why is there not a single sign or chant to release the hostages? Innocent people have been kidnapped, including women and children and Americans. How can you claim signs that say "final solution" or "zionists pigs get out" or chants like "Burn Tel Aviv to the ground" are not antisemitic? I believe strongly in free speech, but this is hate speech.
You call each other comrades. I spent a lot of time in eastern Europe and the former Soviet Union. I can promise you that most people in the world prefer capitalism over communism.
Why block people from coming in and or taking photos, why block the press and why taunt people like me trying to engage?
If you are so proud of yourselves, why hide those faces? Why mask up? I took photos this afternoon, and every single time a protestor noticed, they put their mask back on. Real protestors are proud of what they are doing and ready to face the consequences, whether getting arrested or suspended or whatever. You are not real protestors. You are sheep. You are indoctrinated to think Israel and Zionists and even Jews are evil.
You are not on the right side of history like you think you will be. No one with hate in their heart ever is.

You're not going to believe me, you're going to call me crazy, but it turns out that Biden's biggest billionaire donors are funding the American Intifada.

Some of President Biden's big donors are funding pro-Hamas demonstrations on American college campuses. Surprised?
Politico thinks voters are dumb, so we'll pretend to be surprised. Specifically, names like Soros, Gates, Rockefeller, and Pritzker popped up when Politico did a little digging. The premise of the article is that well-funded big donor money sometimes ends up supporting groups that don't necessarily align with a donor's beliefs.
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"There may be times where a donor may give to an organization or candidate that sometimes does something that clashes with their personal view," said Kevin Conlon, who has been a bundler for Biden as well as for Democratic presidential candidates Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama, and now advises nonprofits.
Malarkey. That is a very Clintonian statement. Wealthy Democrats know what is going on and where their money is going. You'll notice that the article wasn't about wealthy Republicans funding campus chaos and anti-Israel hatred.
Socialist billionaire George Soros is a longtime Democrat donor who is frequently singled out by Republicans as the source of funding nefarious political actions. His money only goes to Democrats, who mock Republicans for pointing fingers at Soros. The truth is that Soros and other big Democrat donors are very involved in funding organizations like the Tides Foundation. The Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation also funds the Tides Foundation.
Jewish Voice for Peace and IfNotNow are two groups that are funded by the Tides Foundation. Those groups are behind the demonstrations at Colombia University and other schools. Jewish Voice for Peace makes no secret about the fact that it is anti-Zionist.
David Rockefeller, Jr. sits on the board of he Rockefeller Brothers Fund. That fund gave $300,000 to the Tides Foundation in 2022. The Tides Foundation has given about $500,000 to Jewish Voice for Peace over the last five years.

Heirs to the Hyatt Hotel empire, Susan and Nick Pritzker, give big bucks to Democrat campaigns. They donated $6,000 to the Biden Victory Fund a few months ago. They gave more than $300,000 to the 2020 campaign. If the Pritzker name sounds familiar it is because Illinois Governor JB Pritzker is a member of the family. Governor Pritzker is a close ally of Biden's and a frequent surrogate for the Biden campaign. Politico describes Pritzker as the Democrats' secret weapon.

CNN: "[These anti-Israel campus protests] are funded by big Biden donors � the Pritzkers, the Gateses, George Soros, David Rockefeller, Jr. Should they stop funding these groups?"

Top Biden advisor Mitch Landrieu: "Everybody has a right to protest" pic.twitter.com/glMXMumNMO
— RNC Research (@RNCResearch) May 5, 2024

It isn't easy being Mid:

https://t.co/UqLEp2teue
— Mostly Peaceful Memes (@MostlyPeacefull) May 5, 2024

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Comments

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1 Puck Phallustine. It does not exist.

Posted by: huerfano at May 06, 2024 06:36 PM (VGOMa)

2 Women are too stupid to be allowed to vote... And I'm a Woman..

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:39 PM (Akjoo)

3 First, isn’t every day a “day of rage” for these people?

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:40 PM (Hkcdp)

4 I would do Adidi in a heartbeat .........

Posted by: Bill Clinton at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (Wb+1f)

5 There's no crying in jihad.

I must steal this.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (llON8)

6 Also, fatass Pritzker and 'family' are big boosters of the tranny psychosis.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (llON8)

7 as A-listers start descending on the iconic Upper East Side venue
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I move that for the next year, all reporters who use "iconic" have their privates attached to electrodes.

Unless they are talking of Byzantine art; those get a pass.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2024 06:42 PM (1bNHn)

8 The Israelis are taking out the trash in rafah so tonight's protests at the met should be really, really spectacular. The best! Cannot wait for the coverage.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 06, 2024 06:42 PM (2NHgQ)

9 Why would the Hamas terrorists bother protesting the Met Gala when these are all their people?

Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2024 06:42 PM (unUNN)

10 Second, watch what the Part Palestinian Hadid sisters do at the Met Gala. They’re big time models for those of you over 29, heh.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:43 PM (Hkcdp)

11 Zach Kessel @zach_kessel May 5
From the @ColumbiaLaw chapter of the @NLGnews:

"To the Jewish students, faculty, and trustees blocking divestment and urging the violent crackdowns on campus: you threaten everyone’s safety."

"No Jew is safe until everyone is safe, and no Jew is free until Palestine is free."

https://tinyurl.com/4dptzv7u
screencaps

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:43 PM (ZdexC)

12 The Met Gala?

That's hitting us Magats right where it really hurts.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)

13 Friday is Flying Spaghetti Monster prayer day at the Princeton Hamas encampment.

Posted by: 13times at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (cI6EH)

14 >>> Women are too stupid to be allowed to vote... And I'm a Woman..
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 06:39 PM (Akjoo)

What was your answer to the big question going around the internet recently for women?

Would you like to be:

A. Horribly torn apart and mauled to death by a bear in the woods.

B. Meet a man in the woods.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (Y6IkP)

15 Collin Rugg @CollinRugg 21h
NEW: Columbia Law students are demanding that the school cancel finals and pass all students because they are so traumatized from NYPD "violence" they witnessed last week.

LMAO.

The sensitive and "shaken" students say they're so upset by police in riot gear that they can't take finals.

"The violence we witnessed last night has irrevocably shaken many of us on the Review," the editors of the Columbia Law Review wrote.

"We know this to be the same for a majority of our classmates."

"Videos have circulated of police clad in riot gear mocking and brutalizing our students. The events of last night left us, and many of our peers, unable to focus and highly emotional during this tumultuous time."

"We believe that canceling exams would be a proportionate response to the level of distress our peers have been feeling."

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (ZdexC)

16 Women have always been The Neck of Civilization, we just didn't let The Neck get a vote.

The Ancients were wise.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (XV/Pl)

17 On the third day of Princeton's Hunger Strike for Gaza my true love gave to me...

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (SYTee)

18 6 Also, fatass Pritzker and 'family' are big boosters of the tranny psychosis.
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:41 PM (llON

"Jennifer" (real name James) Pritzker is a key player.

https://is.gd/emD3Eb

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 06:45 PM (PiwSw)

19 I do not think 'You shame your ancestors' works with Dakota and Brittany, ace.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 06:45 PM (di6C2)

20 Jacob Baime @JacobBaime May 5
NEW: PRO-TERROR MIT PROTESTORS CHANT 'DEATH TO ZIONISTS' IN ARABIC

Two days ago, the @AP live-streamed antisemitic protests at the MIT pro-Hamas encampment.

In this clip, the Arabic chant says (twice) “Min el-maiyeh lel mayieh, almawt lilsahayina”.

Listen to it for yourselves. This literally means “from the water (river) to the water (sea), death to the Zionists.”

Rabbi Yaakov Menken @ymenken May 5
No, she's not saying Zionists. يهودي, "yahudiyyun," means Jewish.

They are calling for death to all Jews. It is an explicit call for genocide. At @MIT.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:45 PM (ZdexC)

21 Breaking911
@Breaking911
REPORTER: "Madam Vice President, Hamas says it accepted a ceasefire deal. Your reaction?"
HARRIS: "Shrimp and grits!"

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Maybe it makes sense. Shrimp isn't kosher and sand is gritty.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:45 PM (L/fGl)

22 "Or just get the good paintings out first, at least."

It's probably all just Piss Christ anyway.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:45 PM (fV+MH)

23 >>> 15
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"We believe that canceling exams would be a proportionate response to the level of distress our peers have been feeling."
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (ZdexC)

Try that in a courtroom, p*ssies.

Posted by: Hawaiian Judge #052 at May 06, 2024 06:46 PM (llON8)

24 Sorry, creampuffs. Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness. Your little event of three days(?) so far doesn't move me.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2024 06:46 PM (XkYcA)

25 No Jew Is Safe Until Every palestinian Is Either Dead, On Fire or In Custody.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 06:47 PM (R/m4+)

26 The Met Gala? What the hell is that? Should I be concerned? Nah.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2024 06:47 PM (mH6SG)

27 Women are too stupid to be allowed to vote... And I'm a Woman..
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Why do you hate women?!!
- this place last week when men were clearly telling women what men liked and the women were telling the men they were wrong

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 06:47 PM (RRLgz)

28 It's probably all just Piss Christ anyway.
Posted by: eleven

No, Joe; that is not brown play-doh!

Posted by: Jill! at May 06, 2024 06:47 PM (gKWVE)

29 I wonder, did all the " all whites are racist and evil" " abolish whites ", " hooray for Noel Ignatiev" have hearts full of love? Must have done.
Same rules for everyone.

Posted by: GOP sux at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (Zzbjj)

30 Yo no lo creo.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (as3uC)

31 The Bottomless Mimosa Intafada strikes again

Posted by: brak at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (AR07F)

32 Anyone remember what the commies in the Weathermen and SDS called their riots in the summer or 1969 including at the Democrat National Convention?

Days of Rage. Obama is involved in this crap. He is true scum.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (LkLld)

33
Old: Islamic Rage Boy

New: Columbia Rage Boy

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (MoZTd)

34 Will Nancy Pelosi be at the gala? I can just hear her now: "From my nipples at my knees, these boobies will be free!!!" "Oh, and Palestine too!"

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (W/lyH)

35 From the river to the sea, supper time will be free!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms until you told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (RRLgz)

36 Probably because she's such a hottie.
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Are you sure you're correctly gendering it?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2024 06:49 PM (1bNHn)

37 >>> 31 The Bottomless Mimosa Intafada strikes again
Posted by: brak at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (AR07F)

Barbieland Intafada works too

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:49 PM (llON8)

38 "Free Tibet!" used to be a thing. A trendy thing.

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 06:49 PM (SYTee)

39 "Should I be concerned? Nah.
Posted by: Notorious BFD"

Its more than 10 miles from here. Why should I care if it burns down?

Posted by: fd at May 06, 2024 06:49 PM (CM7e9)

40
"I'm just a brat! Ha Ha!"

- Doctoral thesis for "Formally White Anti-Colonialist Studies" Major.

Posted by: Auspex at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (j4U/Z)

41 If you don't support the terrorists then the terrorists win!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (RRLgz)

42 What was your answer to the big question going around the internet recently for women?

Would you like to be:

A. Horribly torn apart and mauled to death by a bear in the woods.

B. Meet a man in the woods.
Posted by: banana Dream

This woman met a bear in the woods.

https://shorturl.at/bBF17

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

43 Hah.

The Appletini Revolution will not be televised!

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (fV+MH)

44 Aaron Sibarium @aaronsibarium
5h • 37 tweets • 7 min read
NEW: 13 federal judges say they will no longer hire clerks from Columbia Law School OR Columbia College after the university allowed an encampment on its lawn to spiral into a destructive occupation of a campus building.

This is the first clerkship boycott to hit undergrads.🧵

The judges cite the "explosion of student disruptions" and the "virulent spread of antisemitism" at Columbia. They’re led by appellate judges James Ho and Liz Branch—who launched the boycotts of Yale and Stanford Law—as well as Matthew Solomson on the US Court of Federal Claims.

https://tinyurl.com/2am4y7e4
Threadreader like an ordinary webpage.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (ZdexC)

45 Probably because she's such a hottie. I look at her and wonder what the ragweed pollen count is today. She looks like a gorgeous, succulent, gawky, adenoidal 7th-grade boy and Treasurer of the D&D Club.

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you laff, but there is at least one commenter who thinks that (brother fvker) Ilhan Omar is hot!

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (V13WU)

46 37 >>> 31 The Bottomless Mimosa Intafada strikes again
Posted by: brak at May 06, 2024 06:48 PM (AR07F)

Barbieland Intafada works too
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:49 PM (llON

Old Navy Intifada?

Is Old Navy still around?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (di6C2)

47 Those Columbia Law students will still get better jobs than I've ever had in my life, even if they never take their exams and get their JD.

It's just the way it is.

Posted by: Oschisms at May 06, 2024 06:51 PM (JQiMb)

48 No matter what damage they do the DA will let them go

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:51 PM (fwDg9)

49 ..and, more shocking, admitted it !

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)

50
Barbieland Intafada works too
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:49 PM (llON

_________

What keffiyeh goes best with topsiders?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:51 PM (MoZTd)

51 From the @ColumbiaLaw chapter of the @NLGnews:

"To the Jewish students, faculty, and trustees blocking divestment and urging the violent crackdowns on campus: you threaten everyone’s safety." "No Jew is safe until everyone is safe, and no Jew is free until Palestine is free."

I'd say the mask is fully off but this is beyond that. That's a strongly implied threat.

Israelis and Palestinians are ill served by their governments. They need to free themselves and jail the politicians.

you wouldn't think it would have to be said that if it's ok to kill innocent civilians of any group, it's ok to kill innocent civilians of all groups.

Attacking Jews is ok because Israel? Wow.

That's a terrible thing to say, and has nothing to do with this thread. You should delete that.

Isn't this the same fucking team that was blubbering about "collective punishment is genocide"?

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 06, 2024 06:52 PM (ycI94)

52 " "Free Tibet!" used to be a thing. A trendy thing.

Posted by: davidt "

Yeah...funny about that, isn't it?

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 06:52 PM (fV+MH)

53 From the Dairy Shed to the Hayfield, America will be Free.

Hands off Udders!

Posted by: Vegan Union at May 06, 2024 06:53 PM (cI6EH)

54 DU: Israelis and Palestinians are ill served by their governments. They need to free themselves and jail the politicians.

...

Posted by: he's not wrong at May 06, 2024 06:53 PM (gKWVE)

55 Attacking Jews is ok because Israel? Wow.

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what "wow" ??? this has been the case since 1948, and before that..well, the usual reasons.

Posted by: runner at May 06, 2024 06:54 PM (V13WU)

56 Eliyahu Pincas Asheri was murdered and his body left burning in the second intifada. He was 16 years old on his way home from school.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:54 PM (wb6sW)

57 Bravo Melinda Roth: you have dorms mommy and daddy paid for, send your tent to Gaza.

Love it, except mommy and daddy think its swell what their spawn are up to.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 06, 2024 06:55 PM (RIvkX)

58 Missed this opportunity in the earlier thread.

My turd as a Biden.

Posted by: Candidus at May 06, 2024 06:55 PM (hbkSB)

59 It's good to see pictures of the actors, models, beautiful people who support the Hamas terrorists. It will help me in future not to buy anything they are selling. I will be exercising my right to protest.

Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2024 06:55 PM (unUNN)

60 "We believe that canceling exams would be a proportionate response to the level of distress our peers have been feeling."
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (ZdexC)

Do these dumb shits actually believe this crap? Is the university that stupid?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2024 06:55 PM (W/lyH)

61 That's a terrible thing to say, and has nothing to do with this thread. You should delete that.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 06, 2024 06:52 PM (ycI94)

Heh, which Moron posted, "That's a terrible thing to say," there?

Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 06:56 PM (SYTee)

62 Women who vote to keep abortion legal up until birth "in case of incest or rape" (they dishonestly rationalize), are protesting in support of inbred rapists.

Who would absolutely rape them if they caught her on their street.

But, at least she won't need an abortion when they are done with her.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 06:56 PM (g9W3m)

63 DU: Israelis and Palestinians are ill served by their governments. They need to free themselves and jail the politicians.

...
Posted by: he's not wrong at May 06, 2024 06:53 PM (gKWVE)
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The schizophrenia on display at the DU over Israel is glorious to behold...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 06:56 PM (BpYfr)

64 How nice that Princeton finally has its own CHAZ. I wonder if they will plant a garden.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 06:56 PM (bS+DD)

65 2 Women are too stupid to be allowed to vote... And I'm a Woman.

LOL. You are mostly right

Posted by: Ex GOP at May 06, 2024 06:57 PM (GpUII)

66 Will AOC be at the gala with "the ass of the rich" on her butt again?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 06, 2024 06:57 PM (ASqwj)

67 Barky probably never took a exam in his college years

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 06:57 PM (fwDg9)

68 They can't handle rain, yet they think they can fix the climate.

Posted by: sniffybigtoe at May 06, 2024 06:57 PM (b4o9z)

69 "Jon Stewart said President Biden is too old for the job."

The word is "decrepit" - Joe Biden is too decrepit, wrecked, incontinent and brain-addled for the job.

And his wife will feel Satan's barbed cock not too long in the future. However long it takes, Jill-bitch, you will take it up the ass from Satan himself.

(I may be a little drunk)

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 06:57 PM (w6EFb)

70 We believe that canceling exams would be a proportionate response to the level of distress our peers have been feeling."
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (ZdexC)

Do these dumb shits actually believe this crap? Is the university that stupid?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 06, 2024 06:55 PM (W/lyH)
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Remember...these are your future lawyers! If they faint over something like this, I don't know if they will survive a grueling career as a lawyer defending scumbags from going to jail.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 06:58 PM (BpYfr)

71 51. Sounds a lot like No life matters, until Black Lives Matter. And punishing whites everywhere for shit that happened ling before they were born. Or calling Trump supporters, supremacists and Nazis. Looking at you ADL. Why is only some " collective guilt " an issue?

Why does the St Louis mean we have to accept every migrant?

Posted by: GOP sux at May 06, 2024 06:58 PM (Zzbjj)

72 Isn't this the same fucking team that was blubbering about "collective punishment is genocide"?
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 06, 2024 06:52 PM (ycI94)

Who's team do they think they are on?

I am reminded of the scene of Judas or the asshole thief in Passion of the Christ. When the Raven (symbolically Lucifer) plucks out the guy's eye at the end, my buddy whispered to me 'There is no eye on that team.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 06:58 PM (di6C2)

73
But, at least she won't need an abortion when they are done with her.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

__________

Let's not talk about this. We might be accused of being far-right Christian Nationalists.

*bites nails nervously*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:58 PM (MoZTd)

74 This woman met a bear in the woods.
https://shorturl.at/bBF17
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 06:50 PM (L/fGl)

How does this old battleaxe from Scotland have the means to vacation in Romania when she has been stealing from The Dole her whole life?

Her layabout ass needs to make restitution to the tax payers of the United Emirates Of England.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (R/m4+)

75 How nice that Princeton finally has its own CHAZ. I wonder if they will plant a garden.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 06:56 PM (bS+DD)

I will send them cardboard and some bok choy seeds.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (w6EFb)

76 Miley, righteous! Clinks glass, darlin

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (wb6sW)

77 Isn't doctor Jill an official eduction doctor with a specialty in educational stuff?

Has she been asked about the disruptions?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (RRLgz)

78 There will be a pin or ribbon for Palestinian support. These people cannot resist virtue signaling.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (Hkcdp)

79 Does this cause du jour make me look fat on my 'gram?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (q7hip)

80 I wonder if Melinda Roth will still have a job in a week. She's spot-on which means they won't like it. Good for her for speaking out and calling out those cowardly sheep.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (bS+DD)

81 And I'm a Woman..
Posted by: It's me donna

How you doin????

Posted by: Lurker at May 06, 2024 07:00 PM (cHOHf)

82 Heh, which Moron posted, "That's a terrible thing to say," there?
Posted by: davidt at May 06, 2024 06:56 PM (SYTee)

If someone had said, 'what a cromulent thing to say.' then it would have to be one of us. Do you troll them occasionally Akbar?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:00 PM (di6C2)

83 Save John Singer Sargent's Madame X! I've never been to the Met, but I always wanted to see that painting.

Posted by: Pete in Texas at May 06, 2024 07:00 PM (NBxAd)

84 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 18m
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📌#Unitedstates | #USA
The Storm Prediction Center has issued an extremely rare historic high-risk alert for numerous large, life-threatening, long-track, and extremely violent tornados in parts of Oklahoma, including Moore and Oklahoma City, and extending into parts of Kansas. These areas are within the danger zone, and this event poses an extreme danger as a major tornado outbreak is expected today, with all hazardous conditions, including extremely violent tornados, large hail up to grapefruit size or larger, and strong damaging winds reaching up to 80-90mph, on the table. If you or your loved ones are in these areas, please prepare now for a worst-case scenario. Once again, an extremely rare high-risk alert has been issued, and this situation could be life-threatening.

🚨#UPDATE: This will be the first May High-Risk area since May 20, 2019

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 07:00 PM (ZdexC)

85
"Everyone has a right to protest"

They're laughing at us.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 07:01 PM (lX8VI)

86 🚨#UPDATE: This will be the first May High-Risk area since May 20, 2019
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 07:00 PM (ZdexC)

Heh. It's Kansas and Oklahoma? God's Bowling Alley.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:01 PM (di6C2)

87 {{{Bluebell!}}}

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:01 PM (SoyNM)

88 I will send them cardboard and some bok choy seeds.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (w6EFb)
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Excellent. Maybe send some cauliflower too. It will be the closest thing to a brain in that encampment.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:01 PM (bS+DD)

89 "Save John Singer Sargent's Madame X! I've never been to the Met, but I always wanted to see that painting."

That's a good one. Why does the Met have it?

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 07:01 PM (fV+MH)

90 If I lived near Princeton I’d set up my smoker near the hunger strikers and do up a few racks of ribs.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (u73oe)

91 Hello, Doof!

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (bS+DD)

92 90 If I lived near Princeton I’d set up my smoker near the hunger strikers and do up a few racks of ribs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (u73oe

Cruel. I like it.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (q7hip)

93 Prayers for the Horde that may be in that path.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (wb6sW)

94 I hope these Words of Peace sooth the wounds of our nation like a fine unguent.

Elizabeth Arden Todger Creme. Accept no substitutes.

Posted by: Harry, Prince at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (a3Q+t)

95 "She looks like a gorgeous, succulent, gawky, adenoidal 7th-grade boy and Treasurer of the D&D Club."

She looks like she'd shoot you in the back of the head at your summary execution by the People's Collective Tribunal.

Posted by: The European Fecal Standards and Measurements Board at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (MvF+J)

96 The bear question is bizarre.

The women really don't realize they meet men constantly everywhere they go every day, do they?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (RRLgz)

97 My position is the Left are insane and have no intention of having any negotiations on any of their positions . That only leaves surrendering to them or physical confrontation.

I’m tired of useless negotiations and have no intention of surrendering. Unfortunately the powers to be are intent on surrendering.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (MNhXM)

98 I will send them cardboard and some bok choy seeds.

Heh. FTW.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (mH6SG)

99 There will be a pin or ribbon for Palestinian support. These people cannot resist virtue signaling.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (Hkcdp)

Reminds me of Rush Limbaugh's "deficit spending awareness" ribbon. A dollar bill rolled up and shaped like the old red "AIDS awareness" ribbons.

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (SoyNM)

100 If I lived near Princeton I’d set up my smoker near the hunger strikers and do up a few racks of ribs.
Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (u73oe)
----
Or deep-fried bacon...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (BpYfr)

101 Sorry, creampuffs. Jesus fasted for 40 days and 40 nights in the wilderness. Your little event of three days(?) so far doesn't move me.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2024 06:46 PM (XkYcA)

----------------------

I'll believe they are fasting when they actually lose weight. On the other hand, they could be fasting like their beloved Hamas terrorist do during ramadan, nothing during the day and then they pig out when the sun goes down.

Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (unUNN)

102 There will be a pin or ribbon for Palestinian support. These people cannot resist virtue signaling.
Posted by: Lizzy

Well, Swastikas are catchy.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 07:04 PM (L/fGl)

103 Damn.

Gob bless Ok and Kan.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 07:04 PM (fV+MH)

104 Hello, Doof!
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:02 PM (bS+DD)

Good to see you in the gray boxes. Better will be seeing you in person next month!

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:04 PM (SoyNM)

105 Copied from previous thread

173 That's a damn shame. I had hoped to one day live in Encinitas/Leucadia.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at May 06, 2024

Encinitas is liberal HQ. Far, far left.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06,

Rancho Santa Fe is more conservative I believe. Probably all expensive as hell though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2024 07:05 PM (Uwz0B)

106 > "Save John Singer Sargent's Madame X! I've never been to the Met, but I always wanted to see that painting."
----

had to look that one up
that's quite a honker she's got
still, would hang

Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 07:05 PM (/7KEl)

107 Police security will be heightened in and around the Metropolitan Museum of Art as A-listers start descending on the iconic Upper East Side venue for the glitzy gala Monday evening, sources said.
_________________

Too late to hope for casualties?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 07:05 PM (YqDXo)

108 Good to see you in the gray boxes. Better will be seeing you in person next month!
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:04 PM (SoyNM)
---------/

Yes indeed! And I hope some of our fine Morons right here in this very thread will join us.

Meanwhile, dude, we need to get you a new hash.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (bS+DD)

109 had to look that one up
that's quite a honker she's got
still, would hang
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 07:05 PM (/7KEl)

Abby Shapiro's antecedent.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (di6C2)

110 training each other in (inept, limpwristed) hand-to-hand combat.

I will volunteer to demonstrate the prison slap to the brave little LARPers.

* open hand slap to the testicles, grab, pull, twist.*

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (i7KoL)

111 Biden has always been too incompetent to be President whether he was 41 or 81.

At one time it was obvious to everyone, Democrat and Republican alike,

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (MNhXM)

112 Come on down to Duke’s Barbecue Pit! We got brisket, sausage, and ribs! Ribs for Rafah! Get em while they’re hot!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (u73oe)

113 Grapefruit sized hail? Yikes.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (LkLld)

114 Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:04 PM (SoyNM)
---------/

Yes indeed! And I hope some of our fine Morons right here in this very thread will join us.

Meanwhile, dude, we need to get you a new hash.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (bS+DD)

Could be:

'Soy? No Ma'am!'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)

115 Rancho Santa Fe is more conservative I believe. Probably all expensive as hell though.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 06, 2024 07:05 PM (Uwz0B)
_______________

Oh yes. Another problem. Rancho Santa Fe is embedded in heavy forest, and insurance companies have been canceling fire insurance there as a consequence.

One spark - or one climate changer arsonist - and there's gonna be hell to pay there among multimillion dollar homes.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (YqDXo)

116 Doof at May 06, 2024 07:04 PM (SoyNM)

Damn.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (R4t5M)

117 A Jewish woman was beaten to unconsciousness by pro-Hamas occupiers at UCLA while campus security refused to intervene.

Planned.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (ENQN6)

118 Meanwhile, dude, we need to get you a new hash.

Yes, it is rather...disconcerting.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (mH6SG)

119 AI is going to be simultaneously a boon and a nightmare.

This is pretty interesting...

What if Dune were made in 1999.

https://tinyurl.com/yq7lfwlv

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (XV/Pl)

120
Are they having Pickleball at this Met Gala dealio?

Cuz if so...

I'm in!!!!

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (eDfFs)

121 111 Biden has always been too incompetent to be President whether he was 41 or 81.

At one time it was obvious to everyone, Democrat and Republican alike,
Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (MNhXM)

He OOOOOOZED corruption. There is a reason him in a polyester plaid sportscoat on a used car lot is perfect.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (di6C2)

122 "Save John Singer Sargent's Madame X! I've never been to the Met, but I always wanted to see that painting."
----

had to look that one up
that's quite a honker she's got
still, would hang
Posted by: Don Black at May 06, 2024 07:05 PM (/7KEl)

Looks like Gru’s girlfriend /wife in Despicable Me 2/3.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (MNhXM)

123 The Disney Grooming Syndicate released four of last year’s five biggest flops and lost $628 million.

Couldn’t happen to a nicer bunch of leches.
-----
Breitbart.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (ZdexC)

124 Remember...these are your future lawyers! If they faint over something like this, I don't know if they will survive a grueling career as a lawyer defending scumbags from going to jail.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 06:58 PM (BpYfr)

------------------

Don't worry about it, the judges will make sure these lawyers' clients get off anyway. Besides, they will not be representing you, conservatives have no right to representation. We are getting to the point in blue states where conservatives are untouchables?

Posted by: Decaf at May 06, 2024 07:09 PM (unUNN)

125 Could be:

'Soy? No Ma'am!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)

Maybe Soy Milk is just regular milk introducing itself in Spanish.

Posted by: Just the punchline at May 06, 2024 07:09 PM (PiwSw)

126 117 A Jewish woman was beaten to unconsciousness by pro-Hamas occupiers at UCLA while campus security refused to intervene.

Planned.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (ENQN6)

Was the another one or the same one from last(?) week?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:09 PM (di6C2)

127 117 A Jewish woman was beaten to unconsciousness by pro-Hamas occupiers at UCLA while campus security refused to intervene.

Planned.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (ENQN6)

Please Lord, return soon.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2024 07:09 PM (q7hip)

128 I will volunteer to demonstrate the prison slap to the brave little LARPers.

* open hand slap to the testicles, grab, pull, twist.*
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM

That's hot!

Posted by: Sam B., who had a lot to unpack at May 06, 2024 07:09 PM (a3Q+t)

129 Biden has always been too incompetent to be President whether he was 41 or 81.
At one time it was obvious to everyone, Democrat and Republican alike,
Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (MNhXM)

Concur. That was why Barack Mugabe picked him to be veep. Joe is an imbecile, corrupt and does as he is told to get Da Money and being white he soothed the oldsters from their fears of being raped by some black guy.

Barack is laughing all the way to the bathhouse gloryhole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 07:10 PM (R/m4+)

130 if i read this correctly, red head idiot psaki was on 'the view' and said biden should do an interview with them. she also said biden should do another interview with howard stern

maybe he should also do an interview with 'highlights for children' and 'parrot world'. some of you will get that last reference

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 07:10 PM (B1FKF)

131 I have two words for Israel:

"Don't".

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 07:10 PM (LaNzR)

132 131 I have two words for Israel:

"Don't".
Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 07:10 PM (LaNzR)

Technically...

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2024 07:11 PM (q7hip)

133 "The Disney Grooming Syndicate released four of last year’s five biggest flops and lost $628 million.
"

Unfortunately it isn't enough, and they're incapable of embarrassment.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 07:11 PM (fV+MH)

134 open hand slap to the testicles, grab, pull, twist.*
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM

——————-

Every man here just involuntarily covered his crotch.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 07:11 PM (u73oe)

135 Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:04 PM (SoyNM)
---------/

Yes indeed! And I hope some of our fine Morons right here in this very thread will join us.

Meanwhile, dude, we need to get you a new hash.
Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM (bS+DD)

Could be:

'Soy? No Ma'am!'
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:07 PM (di6C2)

It's temporary. I'm traveling today and tomorrow. Location undisclosed.

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:12 PM (SoyNM)

136 I have two words for the Taliban.

"Don't"

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 07:12 PM (LaNzR)

137 AI is going to be simultaneously a boon and a nightmare.

This is pretty interesting...

What if Dune were made in 1999.

https://tinyurl.com/yq7lfwlv
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (XV/Pl)

I'd be more interested in-

What if Dune were made in 1938?

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 07:12 PM (eDfFs)

138 Please Lord, return soon.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2024 07:09 PM (q7hip)

Jesus is coming back
And boy is he pissed.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:13 PM (ENQN6)

139 No joke. Don't.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 07:13 PM (LaNzR)

140
So who are the two or three white savioresses in the final two pictures?

I have not a clue.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 07:13 PM (xG4kz)

141 What if Dune were made in 1999.

https://tinyurl.com/yq7lfwlv
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (XV/Pl)
---
Uh, it *was* made on the Sci Fi Channel in 2000...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 07:13 PM (BpYfr)

142 open hand slap to the testicles, grab, pull, twist.*
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM

The days at the hog farm.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 07:14 PM (R4t5M)

143 ewetub video title:

Cabbage is tastier than meat. Why didn't I know about this...

Me: *Interrupting* No, it isn't.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:15 PM (di6C2)

144 137 AI is going to be simultaneously a boon and a nightmare.

This is pretty interesting...

What if Dune were made in 1999.

https://tinyurl.com/yq7lfwlv
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (XV/Pl)

Yay! Cate Blanchett is Meeeee! *Squeeee*

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 07:15 PM (PiwSw)

145 135 It's temporary. I'm traveling today and tomorrow. Location undisclosed.
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:12 PM (SoyNM)

soy, new mexico, apparently.

Posted by: anachronda at May 06, 2024 07:16 PM (v3pYe)

146 You may have thought that nobody could be so stupid as to believe that Hamas cease fire propaganda. Well, . . .

Phil Stewart
@phildstewart
(Reuters) - Hamas agreed to the latest proposal that Israel had made on April 27 and there were no major changes since then, an official briefed on the ceasefire talks said, adding the Qatari mediators had spoken to Hamas about this on Sunday and Monday.
"What happens next depends on Israel to accept or reject Hamas' response. The ball is in Israel's court," the source told Reuters.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 07:16 PM (L/fGl)

147 all i know about the original 'dune' from like 1983 is that kyle maclachan was an awfully wooden performer. also had to watch it on vcr tape four time before i figured out what was going on.

i can say the same about 'buckaroo bonsai' but at least that was entertaining.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 07:16 PM (B1FKF)

148 Jesus is coming back
And boy is he pissed.
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 06, 2024 07:13 PM (ENQN6)

This lady has it right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjwov4SOT3o

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (R/m4+)

149 Jesus is coming back
And boy is he pissed.
Posted by: rhennigantx

Yes. Probably an understatement.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (R4t5M)

150 145 135 It's temporary. I'm traveling today and tomorrow. Location undisclosed.
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:12 PM (SoyNM)

soy, new mexico, apparently.
Posted by: anachronda at May 06, 2024 07:16 PM (v3pYe)

He'd make a horrible secret agent.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (q7hip)

151 open hand slap to the testicles, grab, pull, twist.*
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM

Ha! Jokes on you!

Posted by: Herr Goebbels at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (4I/2K)

152 >>> The bear question is bizarre.

The women really don't realize they meet men constantly everywhere they go every day, do they?
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 07:03 PM (RRLgz)

They all start with "don't try to use logic why don't you listen and understand their feeeeelings..."

Oh, so it's a silly emotional BS thing. Got it.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (Y6IkP)

153 This is pretty interesting...

What if Dune were made in 1999.

https://tinyurl.com/yq7lfwlv
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:08 PM (XV/Pl)
---
I did like some of the casting choices, but others didn't make much sense.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (BpYfr)

154 @137

>>I'd be more interested in- What if Dune were made in 1938?

Fred Macmury, William Powell, Bing Crosby, Laurel and Hardy, Barbara Stanwick, Bogart, Wells, et al.

All effecting a Mid-Atlantic Accent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (XV/Pl)

155 "We believe that canceling exams would be a proportionate response to the level of distress our peers have been feeling."
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 06:44 PM (ZdexC)
_____________

They should be feeling a hickory nightstick upside their heads.

Now THAT'S distress.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (YqDXo)

156 "I'm not saying that Biden can't contribute to society, he just shouldn't be president," Stewart added.

Damn! He's really going out on the limb there. What a cromulent point and delivered with such vigor!

Mainstream "comedians" are remarkably proud of their dulled edges now. They're approaching the sharpness of Biden himself.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (aXxgO)

157 I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Just wanted to say I'd vote for you and your platform 6.022 x 10²³ times.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)

158
What if "Uncle Tom's Cabin" was a prequel for "Dune"?

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (xG4kz)

159 "83 Dune got every conceivable thing wrong.

So it's got that going for it.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (fV+MH)

160 151 open hand slap to the testicles, grab, pull, twist.*
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM

That's my purse! I don't know you!

Posted by: Bobby Hill at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

161 t's temporary. I'm traveling today and tomorrow. Location undisclosed.
Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:12 PM (SoyNM)

soy, new mexico, apparently.
Posted by: anachronda at May 06, 2024 07:16 PM (v3pYe)

He'd make a horrible secret agent.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (q7hip)

Bugs Bunny was right -- don't take a left turn at Albuquerque

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (SoyNM)

162 I just got a call from Hamas. They wanted to negotiate with me on the terms of the cease-fire.

Why me? Because they want to negotiate with anybody but Israel.

They're looking for somebody, anybody, who might be able to stop what's coming.

They've thrown the dice and come up snake eyes.

Posted by: Minuteman at May 06, 2024 07:19 PM (LaNzR)

163 re 142: also done with male lambs, so i read, unless you want one for breeding. as per a book by a historian who grew up on a midwest farm in the 1930s

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 07:19 PM (B1FKF)

164 I did like some of the casting choices, but others didn't make much sense.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (BpYfr

They wasted Gary Oldman as the short lived doctor.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:19 PM (MNhXM)

165 2 Women are too stupid to be allowed to vote... And I'm a Woman..
Posted by: It's me donna

In fairness some of those idiot protestors are "men".

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2024 07:20 PM (0Htd1)

166 "I'm not saying that Biden can't contribute to society, he just shouldn't be president," ~~Stewart~~ Liebowitz added.

FIFY.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at May 06, 2024 07:20 PM (YqDXo)

167 Just wanted to say I'd vote for you and your platform 6.022 x 10²³ times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)
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Trump's gonna need that many votes to beat the cheat this year....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 07:20 PM (BpYfr)

168 "I'm not saying that Biden can't contribute to society, he just shouldn't be president," Stewart added.

Parallelly, I'm not saying Stewart can't contribute comedy; oh, wait, yes I am.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 06, 2024 07:20 PM (aXxgO)

169 And his wife will feel Satan's barbed cock not too long in the future. However long it takes, Jill-bitch, you will take it up the ass from Satan himself.

(I may be a little drunk)
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

That reminds me, I have a partial bottle of wine in the fridge. Be right back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2024 07:21 PM (0Htd1)

170 168 "I'm not saying that Biden can't contribute to society, he just shouldn't be president," Stewart added.

So in this instance, is the clown nose on or off?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 07:21 PM (PiwSw)

171 re 154: so 'dune' was inspired by 'the flying deuces'?

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 07:22 PM (B1FKF)

172 Re Met Gala. According to the Daily Mail, Anna Wintour is refusing to let Lauren Sanchez (Bezo's current aging former thot or whatever she is) attend unless Wintour can approve what she wears.

IOW, she's trashy, tasteless you-know-what.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2024 07:22 PM (w6EFb)

173 Miley, righteous! Clinks glass, darlin Posted by: Ben Had at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (wb6sW)

Back atcha, sweetheart!

*pours another rum and coke*

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:22 PM (w6EFb)

174
Why me? Because they want to negotiate with anybody but Israel.

They're looking for somebody, anybody, who might be able to stop what's coming.

They've thrown the dice and come up snake eyes.
Posted by: Minuteman

Head on a swivel, MM. Antony Blinken has had just about enough humiliation on the negotiation front and he's looking to cut the next butch who shunts him onto the sidelines again.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 07:23 PM (xG4kz)

175 I did like some of the casting choices, but others didn't make much sense.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (BpYfr

They wasted Gary Oldman as the short lived doctor.

Kirsten Dunst has NEVER looked that good.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2024 07:23 PM (CsUN+)

176 open hand slap to the testicles, grab, pull, twist.*
Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:06 PM

That's my purse! I don't know you!
Posted by: Bobby Hill at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (PiwSw)

Just watched an episode of Bobs Burgers where Bob went to a MOMe for a Burger blog he is on. He didn’t realize no one liked him because of how he commented on the blog until he got there.

I don’t know if that was a sign or not.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:23 PM (MNhXM)

177 159 "83 Dune got every conceivable thing wrong.

that's 'cause the filmmakers had the weirding way.

Posted by: anachronda at May 06, 2024 07:23 PM (v3pYe)

178 Does Stewart's clown nose come off? He seems like an assclown 24/7.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 07:24 PM (R4t5M)

179 Kirsten Dunst has NEVER looked that good.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2024 07:23 PM (CsUN+)

IIRC, she looked really hot in a tennis movie she did after the Spiderman movies.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:24 PM (di6C2)

180
Sheeeez. "bitch", not "butch"

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 07:24 PM (xG4kz)

181 the word is hoor.

Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 07:24 PM (fV+MH)

182 I will send them cardboard and some bok choy seeds.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 06:59 PM (w6EFb)
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Excellent. Maybe send some cauliflower too. It will be the closest thing to a brain in that encampment.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:01 PM (bS+DD)

OKRA!!!! what am I thinking!

Red burgundy okra seeds for my terrorist friends.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:24 PM (w6EFb)

183 did like some of the casting choices, but others didn't make much sense.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (BpYfr

They wasted Gary Oldman as the short lived doctor.

Kirsten Dunst has NEVER looked that good.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2024 07:23 PM (CsUN+)

As did Harrison Ford AI

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:24 PM (MNhXM)

184 Shouldn't all those Womenz be wearing Burkas? That is the 'law' over there.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb)

185 "I'm not saying that Biden can't contribute to society, he just shouldn't be president," Stewart added.

Damn! He's really going out on the limb there. What a cromulent point and delivered with such vigor!

Mainstream "comedians" are remarkably proud of their dulled edges now. They're approaching the sharpness of Biden himself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (aXxgO)

"Mulch" is a contribution, technically.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 06, 2024 07:25 PM (8zz6B)

186 As did Harrison Ford AI
Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:24 PM (MNhXM)

Yeah, he kinda looked more like Dennis Quaid, I thought.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 07:25 PM (PiwSw)

187 Does anyone have an address for one of these pro-terror groups? Because I have a LOT of okra seeds.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:26 PM (w6EFb)

188 >>I'd be more interested in- What if Dune were made in 1938?
Fred Macmury, William Powell, Bing Crosby, Laurel and Hardy, Barbara Stanwick, Bogart, Wells, et al.

All effecting a Mid-Atlantic Accent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (XV/Pl)

Ok off on a tangent, Myrna Loy as Princess Lea in the slave girl costume.

Pre Code

Posted by: banana Dream at May 06, 2024 07:26 PM (Y6IkP)

189 Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at May 06, 2024 07:22 PM (w6EFb)

I bet she’s 10x nicer person than Wintour.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:26 PM (MNhXM)

190 Just wanted to say I'd vote for you and your platform 6.022 x 10²³ times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (u82oZ)
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*psssst* hey everyone, I found the mole.

Posted by: bluebell - NoVaMoMe24 registration now open! at May 06, 2024 07:27 PM (bS+DD)

191 All effecting a Mid-Atlantic Accent.

*cough*affecting*cough*

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2024 07:27 PM (CsUN+)

192 I'd be more interested in- What if Dune were made in 1938?

Fred Macmury, William Powell, Bing Crosby, Laurel and Hardy, Barbara Stanwick, Bogart, Wells, et al.

All effecting a Mid-Atlantic Accent.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 06, 2024 07:17 PM (XV/Pl)

Bing Crosby (as Paul Atriedes):

A-boo-boo-booooo! That's my killing word.

There's nothing like a killing word and a fresh cold glass of Minute Maid Orange Juice on a desert planet morning.

Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 07:27 PM (eDfFs)

193 I am the Shadout Mapes: "So in this instance, is the clown nose on or off?"

I quit caring years ago. He can stuff it up his arse for all it's worth.

Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna at May 06, 2024 07:27 PM (aXxgO)

194 biden can contribute to fecal research. that's a south park reference

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 07:28 PM (B1FKF)

195 That reminds me, I have a partial bottle of wine in the fridge. Be right back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2024 07:21 PM (0Htd1)

Yes! Join the pahty!

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:28 PM (w6EFb)

196 There's nothing like a killing word and a fresh cold glass of Minute Maid Orange Juice on a desert planet morning.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 07:27 PM (eDfFs)

Anita Bryant?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:28 PM (di6C2)

197 #UPDATE: This will be the first May High-Risk area since May 20, 2019

So... the first one since the last one a couple of years ago? Wow, never saw that coming.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2024 07:29 PM (/y8xj)

198 I bet she’s 10x nicer person than Wintour.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:26 PM (MNhXM)

Are you fucking kidding me? They're both bitches, toss them in the mud to rassle.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:29 PM (w6EFb)

199 195 That reminds me, I have a partial bottle of wine in the fridge. Be right back.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2024 07:21 PM (0Htd1)

Yes! Join the pahty!
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:28 PM (w6EFb)

https://tinyurl.com/4da92zdk

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:30 PM (di6C2)

200 Bing Crosby (as Paul Atriedes):

A-boo-boo-booooo! That's my killing word.

There's nothing like a killing word and a fresh cold glass of Minute Maid Orange Juice on a desert planet morning.
Posted by: naturalfake at May 06, 2024 07:27 PM (eDfFs)

Nah... Curly Howard.. of the Stooges...

Nyuk Nyuk Nyuk... word that kill you with laughter.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2024 07:30 PM (xaFKb)

201 I quit caring years ago. He can stuff it up his arse for all it's worth.

He does not seem to grasp that he is yesterday's fish wrap.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 06, 2024 07:30 PM (CsUN+)

202 Good evening, friends! Lauren Sanchez dresses like a mid-range hooker. And I am not sure she can close her lips now, thanks to the filler. She was very pretty, a few moons ago.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 07:30 PM (71y1j)

203 Liebowitz, changed his name thinking he wouldn't be funny with is actual surname. He's not funny anyway.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 07:31 PM (lCWOD)

204 Mainstream "comedians" are remarkably proud of their dulled edges now. They're approaching the sharpness of Biden himself.
Posted by: AnonyBotymousDrivel Remembers Babbitt and Perna

-
I don't know who this guy (?) is but apparently he's an expert on humor.

Sam Block
@theblockspot
Jokes about 9/11 are not funny.
Jokes about LGBTQ are not funny.
Jokes about murder are not funny.
Jokes about sexual assault are not funny.
The Tom Brady Roast was disgusting.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 07:31 PM (L/fGl)

205 Well, prayers for everyone in an tornado's path.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:31 PM (w6EFb)

206 Did you see how pro-Hamas activists have set up camp just outside Auschwitz?

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 07:31 PM (vhxFJ)

207 I'd be more interested in- What if Dune were made in 1938?

Charles Middleton as Shaddam IV.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 07:31 PM (PiwSw)

208 Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 07:31 PM (L/fGl)

Only jokes belittling Hetero White Men are funny according to the recent rulez.

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 06, 2024 07:32 PM (xaFKb)

209 I don’t know how they would be cast but Humphrey Bogart would have been a bad guy and Clark Gable and Robert Taylor would have been good guys.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:32 PM (MNhXM)

210 Sadly I can't come out in favor of Israel doing airstrikes on the protestors at our universities. Oh well, you can't have everything.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2024 07:32 PM (0Htd1)

211 Jennifer Lopez is in a dress that looks an awful lot like an old Kim Kardashian dress and Zendaya looks like Beetlejuice.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 07:32 PM (71y1j)

212 SW corner of your basement. If you have one.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 07:32 PM (R4t5M)

213 206 Did you see how pro-Hamas activists have set up camp just outside Auschwitz?
Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 07:31 PM (vhxFJ)

Come on, God! This is TOO on the nose!

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:33 PM (di6C2)

214 If someone had said, 'what a cromulent thing to say.' then it would have to be one of us. Do you troll them occasionally Akbar?
Posted by: Aetius451AD

I responded honestly once to a thread asking why Republicans were so against "progress" and "acting in our best interest". Got immediately banned lol.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at May 06, 2024 07:33 PM (ycI94)

215
Are you fucking kidding me? They're both bitches, toss them in the mud to rassle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist

She was a cruel okravangelist, but fair.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 07:33 PM (xG4kz)

216 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 07:33 PM (PiwSw)

217 Super Mayor Tiffany Henyard has locked out the townspeople from tonight's city council meeting in Dolton.

NatetheLawyer channel in YT

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 07:33 PM (4I/2K)

218 nood cafe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 06, 2024 07:33 PM (ASqwj)

219 50
Barbieland Intafada works too
Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 06, 2024 06:49 PM (llON

_________

What keffiyeh goes best with topsiders?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 06:51 PM (MoZTd)
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You didn't ask about crocs.

Posted by: Ciampino - stinky moolahs at May 06, 2024 07:34 PM (qfLjt)

220 The days at the hog farm.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

You band pigs at 4 to 6 weeks old. After that, it becomes damn near impossible, even with multiple people. Had an impromptu pig rodeo round up Saturday afternoon/evening. Nephew brought home 3 little oinkers. One was mine. They escaped from the truck before he got backed into the pen. Eight people chasing three 35+ pound little sumsabitches for two hours through the woods. Had my hands on them several times but all I got was multiple cuts on my arms and a gashed thumb.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Occam stole my razor at May 06, 2024 07:34 PM (i7KoL)

221

A Jewish woman was beaten to unconsciousness by pro-Hamas occupiers at UCLA while campus security refused to intervene. A group of Jewish students responded by returning to exact revenge and then, only then, did Los Angeles Mayor Karen Bass (D) finally find a voice to condemn "detestable violence on campus". How convenient. How transparent.

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Maybe that explains why security / police let the two sides duke it out for hours without intervening. The inertia of days of standing by and doing nothing as the terrorist enablers ran amok had to be overcome.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2024 07:34 PM (7xqnr)

222 Just wanted to say I'd vote for you and your platform 6.022 x 10²³ times.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM

Us too, señor.

Posted by: Mole lovers at May 06, 2024 07:35 PM (a3Q+t)

223 The standard response to mentioning Soros was to be called an anti-Semite. I haven't heard that recently.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2024 07:35 PM (63Dwl)

224 So... the first one since the last one a couple of years ago? Wow, never saw that coming.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2024 07:29 PM (/y8xj)

It's shocking.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 07:36 PM (lX8VI)

225 Erich von Stroheim could be Darth Vader.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 07:36 PM (L/fGl)

226 Are you fucking kidding me? They're both bitches, toss them in the mud to rassle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at May 06, 2024 07:29 PM (w6EFb)

No I’m not fucking kidding you.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 07:37 PM (MNhXM)

227 So... the first one since the last one a couple of years ago? Wow, never saw that coming.
Posted by: Oddbob

It's the climate crisis.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 07:38 PM (L/fGl)

228

I recall that when Jon Stewart was hosting the Daily Show, a writers strike occurred, and the show had be shut down because there was nobody to write his spontaneous brilliant one-liners and commentary.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2024 07:38 PM (7xqnr)

229 I note, again, that the "Palestinians" are literally, not figuratively, the direct philosophical descendants of Nazis. Starting with that Grand Mufti asshole back in the 20's and 30's. Why any sentient being would have common cause with these scumbags is beyond me. And the "Palestinians" were free and had their own political entity in Gaza until they started a war with Israel, and now they're getting their just deserts.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 06, 2024 07:40 PM (XMwZJ)

230 Talk about a way to both encourage and discourage smoking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 06, 2024 07:40 PM (di6C2)

231 Police security will be heightened in and around the Metropolitan Museum of Art as A-listers start descending on the iconic Upper East Side venue for the glitzy gala Monday evening, sources said.

The police presence is to keep the protestors far enough back that the A listers won't be able to smell them. A-listers are sensitive to the smell of urine, feces, and sweat.

Posted by: nerdygirl at May 06, 2024 07:41 PM (0Htd1)

232 A-listers are sensitive to the smell of urine, feces, and sweat.

What are you talking about? That's essential to a good Saturday night!!!

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at May 06, 2024 07:42 PM (ycI94)

233 159 "83 Dune got every conceivable thing wrong.

So it's got that going for it.
Posted by: eleven at May 06, 2024 07:18 PM (fV+MH)

I just watched Dune 2 last night, and boy did the screw the pooch with that rendittion.

What a letdown after Dune 1.

Damn thing was a Chani fest of empowered women.

What was Denis thinking ... what a fuqing disappointment.

Posted by: browndog likes Lynch's Dube more and more at May 06, 2024 07:45 PM (TTAGa)

234 "The Regime doesn't f*** around when you disrupt one of their events, huh?"

Exactly.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 08:11 PM (nLFEI)

235 What happens if students walk around with pepperoni pizza and korean BBQ pork jerky?

Posted by: MikeN at May 06, 2024 08:55 PM (XygMV)

236 why not
Because they are not actually protesting for Gazans.
No, they aren't protesting at all. They are merely exerting power. It's the power of gangs. It's the power of the mafia. It's pure, unbridled power, in the service of breaking all our stuff, so they can claim to have had a part in raising up the Marxist utopia.

THAT's "why not".

Posted by: GWB at May 06, 2024 09:04 PM (1zxQh)

237 David Burge
@iowahawkblog
If you are laboring under the belief that we need to heed the unsullied peak moral vision and judgment of 18-25 year olds, ask yourself why there isn't a rental car agency on Earth that would hand them keys

Posted by: SMOD at May 06, 2024 09:10 PM (RovqD)

238 “ Since you are skipping classes (if you are actually a student), why not go volunteer to help in Gaza?”

Probably don’t want to get bombed by Jews

Posted by: Deceased Head Football Coach Howard Schnellenberger at May 07, 2024 12:28 AM (ulZzs)

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