Maxine Waters: I'm Demanding the Already-Weaponized DOJ Investigate Trump For the Violence He Has <i>Planned for the Future</i> In Case He Loses the Election

Maxine Waters: I'm Demanding the Already-Weaponized DOJ Investigate Trump For the Violence He Has Planned for the Future In Case He Loses the Election

Don't worry, you lunatic moron. He won't lose. So you'll be safe. Ish.

JUST IN: Rep. Maxine Waters launches new conspiracy theory that Trump supporters are “training up in the hills” for a coordinated attack.

Waters also called on the DOJ to investigate this made up threat in her head.

“I tell you what I'm going to do. I'm going to ask the Justice… pic.twitter.com/x4WFCGsSzZ
— Collin Rugg (@CollinRugg) May 6, 2024

Yes, Maxine, who will protect us from these violent miscreants constantly attacking law-abiding Americans?

🚨🇺🇸PREACHER ATTACKED BY GUNMAN IN PITTSBURGH

Glenn Germany was delivering a sermon at the Jesus’ Dwelling Place Church in North Braddock when a man pulled a gun and tried to shoot him.

Fortunately, the gun jammed, giving a member of the congregation the chance to wrestle him… pic.twitter.com/jqUy6OXqLL
— Mario Nawfal (@MarioNawfal) May 6, 2024

360+ bus operators in LA called out sick on Friday, about 10% its total workforce.

The drivers staged the sick-out to protest skyrocketing cases of voiIence with little accountability for the perpetrators.

Yesterday, another driver was attacked: pic.twitter.com/Ugr9bM12iq
— End Wokeness (@EndWokeness) May 6, 2024

The left is always telling us to be terrified of hypothetical future violence, while also telling us the current real violence is no big deal and we should just take a mugging or a subway-heaving for the team.

Here's how Democrats reacted in 2016 when Trump won.

But Trump's the big danger, right?

Since Maxine Waters wants to run her big fucking mouth about MAGA, let’s remind her who incited riots!

“If you see anybody from that cabinet in a restaurant or a gas station, you get out and create a crowd and you push back on them”
- Maxine Waters pic.twitter.com/8kqakYWAdC
— 🇺🇸Kelli Kay🇺🇸 (@KelliKayK) May 6, 2024

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 01:25 PM

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1 1st!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2024 01:25 PM (wtvvX)

2 Wow, been a LOOONG time since I pulled that off.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2024 01:25 PM (wtvvX)

3 Top 10...

(and now, content...)

Posted by: GM27, SEP Field Technician at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (pgwxJ)

4 Maxine Waters: I'm Demanding the Already-Weaponized DOJ Investigate Trump For the Violence He Has Planned for the Future In Case He Loses the Election

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If I told you that Democrats were getting ready for the cheat to end all cheats, a cheat so obvious that even DU will go, "This doesn't look legit," would you believe me?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (GBKbO)

5 I miss Maxine Waters' Hair posting here screaming Impeach FoadyFi!

Posted by: jmel at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (RWHIh)

6 She's not wrong about people training up.

Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (k3crU)

7 Isn’t there an island about to flip over we could send her to?

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (LaC4U)

8 Maxine Waters: Always wrong, never in doubt.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (u73oe)

9 I guess they didn't have any bus tokens.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 01:27 PM (v0R5T)

10 Waiting?...Why wait?

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2024 01:27 PM (AwYPR)

11 Algal Bloom >>> Maxine Waters

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2024 01:27 PM (wtvvX)

12 The shooter has a Crown Royale forehead tattoo.

Imagine living in an area where you aren't immediately on high alert when you see that person walking among normal people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 01:27 PM (SdC0P)

13 The Left’s projection has reached ludicrous speed.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 01:27 PM (MNhXM)

14 If I told you that Democrats were getting ready for the cheat to end all cheats, a cheat so obvious that even DU will go, "This doesn't look legit," would you believe me?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at
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I am expecting it.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (LaC4U)

15 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (Zz0t1)

16 And da MAGA Hill Honkeys will come down da mountain to lynch the oppressed colored peoples!

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (R4t5M)

17 The Hand of God saved that preacher. Amen.

Posted by: huerfano at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (VGOMa)

18 I hear your cries for increasing resources for our justice system!

Posted by: Speaker MAGA Mike at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (lzbSw)

19 She's not wrong about people training up.

Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (k3crU)

Yeah, sure...tens of 'em.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (AwYPR)

20 videoing instead of stopping the guy from shooting your pastor

nice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (s3qiR)

21 Maxine Waters.

If you've ever wondered what a rhinoceros's c*nt looked like.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

22 Algal Bloom >>> Maxine Waters
Posted by: Tex Lovera

In both intelligence and in looks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

23 Mad Maxine... dontcha know it's your own party that has people "up in the hills training for an attack." In case your own demented pants shitter can't pull off another steal.

What the left accuses conservatives of doing, they themselves are doing instead.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (Q4IgG)

24 20 videoing instead of stopping the guy from shooting your pastor

nice
Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (s3qiR)

======

And suddenly every found footage movie is that much more believable.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (GBKbO)

25 PEACH FOTY FI !

Posted by: Maxine James Brown Waters at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (NtVYv)

26 Everything is a psy op.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (cyR1c)

27 Maxine resembles a bloodhound with too much Botox.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (LaC4U)

28 Maxine Waters (D) CA California's 43rd Congressional District
representing Gardena and Compton
You'd think they could at least elect a good rapper.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

29 So a black guy has the last name of Germany?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

30 Braddock. Fettermonster's stomping grounds.

Boy, he sure fixed up that place.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (R4t5M)

31 Waters is projecting again. We all know the violence is being planned for in case Trump wins.

Posted by: Ian S. at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (2ocoG)

32 Maxine wants the DOJ to double down on that which they're already doing?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (tT6L1)

33 On a good (bad) day, Maxine is a one-woman Babylon Bee.

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (1bNHn)

34 Back in the day: "innocent unless proven guilty"
Then: "assumed guilty"
Later: "guilty unless proven innocent"
Now: "guilty even if it never happened"

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (HnUIn)

35 CALL OF THE WIGHAT

https://www.youtube.com/
watch?v=BWEdu-yXnaE

Posted by: THE CRAMPS at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (a+jSo)

36 Is Maxine the idiot chick politico who hit about 14 cars trying to pull into a parking spot in DC? Maybe it was another idiot chick driver.

Posted by: nckate at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (4bYb7)

37 The undermining of our constitution, laws and the weaponization of our justice system was commenced by Democrats after Trump won in 2016. You can trace almost every subversive, destructive violation of law, constitution, tradition and judicial corruption to that event.

Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.

Posted by: Truthbomb at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (vMFXB)

38 She's not wrong about people training up.

Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (k3crU)

Yeah, sure...tens of 'em.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (AwYPR)

The mantra here is Buy Ammo!

I don’t think he’s wrong about individuals on the right training for the worse.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (MNhXM)

39 Willard:

Reports that Hamas has agreed to a ceasefire are coming from Arab news sources.

Israel says those reports are a ruse. Apparently, Hamas endorsed a new proposal by Egypt that Israel never agreed to.

https://tinyurl.com/3ha273uv

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (woPEM)

40 JUST IN: Rep. Maxine Waters launches new conspiracy theory that Trump supporters are "training up in the hills" for a coordinated attack.
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Remember the "right-wing militia" meme/scare? I do. It was ages ago.

Hey, Maxine? Hollywood called. It wants its 90s-vintage TV plots back.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (HnUIn)

41 19 She's not wrong about people training up.

Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:26 PM (k3crU)

Yeah, sure...tens of 'em.
Posted by: BignJames
____

And nine of each 10 are likely paid by the FBI

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (Eur7t)

42 37 The undermining of our constitution, laws and the weaponization of our justice system was commenced by Democrats after Trump won in 2016. You can trace almost every subversive, destructive violation of law, constitution, tradition and judicial corruption to that event.

Prove me wrong. Pro tip: you can't.
Posted by: Truthbomb at May 06, 2024 01:30 PM (vMFXB)

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I can.

It started with Eric Holder as Obama's AG in 2009. There was a concentrated purge of career employees.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (GBKbO)

43 Well, she’s the one who demanded he be impeached right after the 2016 election - months before he was even sworn in.

True to f$cking form, Maxine.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (Hkcdp)

44 hey just some I don't know maybe good news

like I said show last night had mosh pit and was pretty raucous

I was surprised it wasn't mostly oldsters I think kids discovered Bad Religion and Social D or something? lots of kids

anyway late in the show they started shouting "USA! USA! USA!" while moshing and then everyone was shouting it

seemed ... meaningful I dunno

this was not a collegiate-looking crowd iykwim

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (s3qiR)

45 You'd think they could at least elect a good rapper.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

oxymoron?

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (AwYPR)

46 12 The shooter has a Crown Royale forehead tattoo.

Imagine living in an area where you aren't immediately on high alert when you see that person walking among normal people.
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 01:27 PM (SdC0P)

Right?

Imagine getting a Canuck whiskey tattoo.

Should be Maker's Mark or Peerless.

Posted by: Face Tattoos of Distinction at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (T5rYD)

47 360+ bus operators in LA called out sick on Friday, about 10% its total workforce.

The drivers staged the sick-out to protest skyrocketing cases of voiIence with little accountability for the perpetrators.
++++
Look, guys. Stabbing bus drivers is just part of their culture, y'know? They all knife-fight as kids and shit. Be more tolerant.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (HnUIn)

48 So a black guy has the last name of Germany?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

JAWOHL!

Posted by: J'Marcus Stuttgart at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (Zz0t1)

49 27 Maxine resembles a bloodhound with too much Botox.

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (LaC4U)

She's uglier than Aunt Esther.

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (wtvvX)

50 Also I rescind all speculation from the last thread.

I still think that church video looks like a Neil Breen film, though.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (SdC0P)

51 47 Look, guys. Stabbing bus drivers is just part of their culture, y'know? They all knife-fight as kids and shit. Be more tolerant.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (HnUIn)

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So, is it racist to ask black people how many people they've stabbed?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

52 Man, she has one shovel-ready face ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (Psqzc)

53 Mollie @MZHemingway
The Left’s Phony ‘Fake Electors’ Crusade Ramps Up As 2024 Election Draws Closer thefederalist.com/2024/05/02…

Left's Phony 'Fake Electors' Crusade Ramps Up As Election Nears
The left has run into problems trying to sell its legally flawed narrative that alternate electors for Trump tried to steal the 2020 election.
thefederalist.com
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And a blast from the past:
Western Lensman @WesternLensman
FLASHBACK to the time when Hollywood openly exhorted Republican electors to overturn the 2016 Presidential election results and Donald Trump’s victory.

They called on electors to change their votes, defy the will of the people, and install Hillary Clinton into office instead.
https://tinyurl.com/yc3z2n73
2:18 minutes that I didn't watch -- hey, I just had lunch 10 minutes ago!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (ZdexC)

54 Maxine Waters, Chancellor, Department of Pre-Crime.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (bNf8H)

55 Maxine Waters.

If you've ever wondered what a rhinoceros's c*nt looked like.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (Zz0t1)

Pachyderm Snizz would be a great nic

Posted by: Doof at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (XzSsH)

56 What the average idiot is supposed to get out of this psy op quote when it intentionally goes viral is "Trump voters are hill people." It's visual - and it is trained on women.

Theyre allowed to make racial generalizations and denigrations and "you", like Trump, are gagged from doing so.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (cyR1c)

57 360+ bus operators in LA called out sick on Friday
_______
Side question: in my day it used to be "called in sick", not out. When did that change?

Posted by: Eeyore at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (1bNHn)

58 Damn. We can't fool Maxine. She's onto us!

Posted by: tsj017 at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (ZiGm9)

59 No, it was DC Rep Eleanor Holmes who can’t park and killed the EV demonstration because she had to whack the big button she was just told NOT to push.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (Hkcdp)

60 With some states busy passing laws to criminalize contesting elections, Trump will lose.

Posted by: GOP sux at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (Zzbjj)

61 Sadly, Maximum Waterhead is not correct, Trump is NOT going to do violence on these people.

Alas.

Posted by: BurtTC at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (dGCAG)

62 Dems have had four years to refine their cheat.

More ballots pre-signed by more random people, more fake sign ups (including 5 million illegals), more laws to allow more cheating (in new and improved ways)

... maybe more vote by mail so the actual voter shows up, gets that "you already voted, here is a provisional ... (which gets tossed in the trash). More toilets ready to flood, but better prepared "emergencies".

Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (Cus5s)

63
It'll be that Rural Rage that we're hearing so much about.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (MoZTd)

64 >>29 So a black guy has the last name of Germany?

First Ron Mexico and now this.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (9yXG3)

65 Ugly-ass bitch need a hat.

Posted by: Frederica Wilson at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (woPEM)

66 Rural rage = we don't wave when you drive past the house

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (SdC0P)

67 But Trump's the big danger, right?
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/me shrugs.

Maybe. Also maybe not. The danger is what Trump represents: people who are despondent, angry, resentful, humiliated, etc. by or of the tyrannical and failing ruling system. The system can't change, so it has to move into suppression and violence.

You know. Terrorism.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (HnUIn)

68 I saw Pachyderm Snizz open for They Might be Giants at The Bronco Bowl in '03.

Posted by: J'Marcus Stuttgart at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)

69 In other news, possibly related because we are in Clown World, "The apes must die(TM)" Victor Newman (Eric Braeden) has some evil old woman locked up in his private wine cellar/dungeon. He tells her, "You will drink to your heart's content, until you croak."

The woman injected alcohol into recovering alcoholic Nikki's veins (wtf?), so he is getting revenge.

Nine Toed Sheila and potentially Big Tit Donna coming up!

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (ufFY8)

70 Willow'd:

And what's with everyone in masks? Are they still covid hysterics? Is it a play on being doctors? Are they even uglier than they look and want to hide their faces.

One theory I've seen-- which I think I mostly accept-- is avoiding facial recognition software.

I kind of assume it's part of the starter pack and instructions.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (mSufQ)

71 ... maybe more vote by mail so the actual voter shows up, gets that "you already voted, here is a provisional ... (which gets tossed in the trash). More toilets ready to flood, but better prepared "emergencies".
Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (Cus5s)

The republic is dead.

Posted by: GOP sux at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Zzbjj)

72 #53 Here's how Democrats reacted in 2016 when Trump won.

But Trump's the big danger, right?
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Doh! I assumed that link was to a thread by Kelli Kay and not the Lensman video.

Sorry, ace.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (ZdexC)

73 Rev Germany has some protection going on.

Did they waterboard the attacker in the baptismal font?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (tlQTm)

74 Did Maxine the Crackzine just admit that all the Dumocrap lawfare and bogus criminal prosecutions will fail and Trump will indeed be on the ballot in November?

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

75 The left wants more bodies.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (N1tpc)

76 I saw Pachyderm Snizz open for They Might be Giants at The Bronco Bowl in '03.
Posted by: J'Marcus Stuttgart at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Would a pachyderm snizz even be able to *feel* a bronco? How would the bronco even get into position?

This seems like an engineering exercise that will be far more complicated than it is worth.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (HnUIn)

77 74 Did Maxine the Crackzine just admit that all the Dumocrap lawfare and bogus criminal prosecutions will fail and Trump will indeed be on the ballot in November?
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (iFTx/)

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CNN told me that the Colorado efforts were ironclad!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (GBKbO)

78
she had to whack the big button she was just told NOT to push.

___________

"Do NOT push this button"
"Are you sure you want to push this button?"
"Button push CANNOT be undone!"

*push*

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (MoZTd)

79 videoing instead of stopping the guy from shooting your pastor

nice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (s3qiR)

It looked like it was from a broadcast, especially with the angle of srtaight down the aisle aimed at the pulpit. Many churches in our area stream their services, especially after the 2020 lockdowns.

Posted by: pookysgirl appreciates online church services at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (dtlDP)

80 TPTB know this rancid bitch likes to throw gas on a fire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)

81 One theory I've seen-- which I think I mostly accept-- is avoiding facial recognition software.

--

hahaha

While the exact same people use iPhones that will unlock via the camera with their masks on.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 01:36 PM (SdC0P)

82 It looked like it was from a broadcast, especially with the angle of srtaight down the aisle aimed at the pulpit. Many churches in our area stream their services, especially after the 2020 lockdowns.

ah! well that makes me feel better!

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 06, 2024 01:36 PM (s3qiR)

83 i will reveal a major secret: many of the people you see trying to take over universities are really trump supporters practicing to overthrow the government after the people wake up and give president biden a resounding victory and a new box of depends

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 01:36 PM (B1FKF)

84 Somebody I know who plays musical instruments at a church right by the campus of Princeton University (I think still have a small encampment at the Univ. but people have been arrested) said that yesterday some well dressed college age white guy came rushing down the aisle and stood up in front of the altar and said, "I have something to say. " He talked about loving Jesus, but I have a feeling it was anti Israeli protestor who was going to launch in about "Palestinians". The male ushers grabbed him and escorted him out.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2024 01:36 PM (XkYcA)

85 So a black guy has the last name of Germany?

---
First Ron Mexico and now this.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (9yXG3)

I don't get it, what's the problem.

Posted by: Burt Burkinafaso at May 06, 2024 01:36 PM (dGCAG)

86 videoing instead of stopping the guy from shooting your pastor

nice

Posted by: BlackOrchid at May 06, 2024 01:28 PM (s3qiR)

It looked like it was from a broadcast, especially with the angle of srtaight down the aisle aimed at the pulpit. Many churches in our area stream their services, especially after the 2020 lockdowns.
Posted by: pookysgirl appreciates online church services at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (dtlDP)

Yes it was live streaming.

Posted by: polynikes at May 06, 2024 01:36 PM (MNhXM)

87 80 TPTB know this rancid bitch likes to throw gas on a fire.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 06, 2024 01:35 PM (R4t5M)

Well, she looks like she caught some backdraft...

Posted by: Tex Lovera at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (wtvvX)

88 CRAP!

Strike one......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (Zz0t1)

89 ++++
Would a pachyderm snizz even be able to *feel* a bronco? How would the bronco even get into position?

This seems like an engineering exercise that will be far more complicated than it is worth.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024

***
"With patience and plenty of saliva, the elephant deflowered the mosquito."

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (J2vNu)

90 Maxine Waters (D) CA California's 43rd Congressional District
representing Gardena and Compton

So, straight outta Compton.

Unlike TJM, I get it now.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (ufFY8)

91 You'd think they could at least elect a good rapper.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (v0R5T)

oxymoron?
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2024 01:31 PM (AwYPR)
.......

What, you're not a Cardi B fan?

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (v0R5T)

92 Lensman?

E.E. Smith?

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (tlQTm)

93 One theory I've seen-- which I think I mostly accept-- is avoiding facial recognition software.

I kind of assume it's part of the starter pack and instructions.
Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 01:34 PM (mSufQ)
++++
Yup. Mask, occlude the ears, use sunglasses if you can. Gait recognition is still a thing, but that is fairly overblown.

I want a hat with obscenely bright infrared LEDs that cast a blowout orb of light over my face. I might try to build one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (HnUIn)

94
Training up in the hills? I thought she liked castro

Posted by: Blonde Morticia's phone at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (lCaJd)

95 Maxine Waters husband played in the NFL yet she's the one who got brain damage. Strange how that works

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (5S+sK)

96 I wonder how Maxine feels about street warriors training deep in urban centers and on university campuses.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (HnUIn)

97 93 I want a hat with obscenely bright infrared LEDs that cast a blowout orb of light over my face. I might try to build one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (HnUIn)

=======

They call me Baby Driver
And once upon a pair of wheels
I hit the road and I'm gone

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

98 It's also pretty good "there are terrorists on both sides" persuasion. "College students" aren't nearly as scary as Hill People.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (cyR1c)

99 I love this kind of stuff from the left.

American civilians own more guns (393 million) than every military in the world, combined (133 million).

If were were as dangerous as she claims to believe, she'd already be smoke up a chimney.

Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (/nCD+)

100 I'm surprised they let Maxine Waters out from under her rug.
I thought she had been gagged.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (NpAcC)

101 81 One theory I've seen-- which I think I mostly accept-- is avoiding facial recognition software.

--

hahaha

While the exact same people use iPhones that will unlock via the camera with their masks on.

Yeah, it kind of makes sense, even if it doesn't work, but would these people even think that much about it?

I'm leaning towards the "starter pack" theory of mine-- outside groups give equipment/supplies (like those tents) and some instructions/suggestions/ideas, and one of those is "wear a mask" even if there's no real explanation why.

Posted by: Lance McCormick at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (mSufQ)

102 99 I love this kind of stuff from the left.

American civilians own more guns (393 million) than every military in the world, combined (133 million).

If were were as dangerous as she claims to believe, she'd already be smoke up a chimney.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (/nCD+)

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3-4 million more every month.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

103 Maxine Waters might be the only elected black woman dumber than Sheila Jackson Lee.

She has a degree in sociology dating back to about 1970. Those degrees are basically worthless even today but in that time frame after the 1960s, they were handing out sociology degrees with the Rice Krispies mascots on the back.

In a normal world this woman would be shouting "Next!" at the DMV.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (wb1YC)

104 "videoing instead of stopping the guy from shooting your pastor"

looks like it was just a video on a tripod, since it never moves. A lot of churches now put their services online.

Posted by: illiniwek at May 06, 2024 01:40 PM (Cus5s)

105 =======

They call me Baby Driver
And once upon a pair of wheels
I hit the road and I'm gone

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

Well, you're no Wet Leg.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:40 PM (Zz0t1)

106
Maxine Waters husband played in the NFL yet she's the one who got brain damage. Strange how that works
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (5S+sK)

_________

Old: Second-hand smoke

New: Second-hand CTE

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 01:40 PM (MoZTd)

107 Yup. Mask, occlude the ears, use sunglasses if you can. Gait recognition is still a thing, but that is fairly overblown.

I want a hat with obscenely bright infrared LEDs that cast a blowout orb of light over my face. I might try to build one.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:37 PM (HnUIn)
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I might go with one that's vantablack. A black so dark and deep that light barely escapes. Hides all of the contours, making recognition nearly impossible. Then combine that with the bright LEDs as described above.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

108 Maxine Waters husband played in the NFL yet she's the one who got brain damage. Strange how that works
Posted by: Smell the Glove
.......

Yeah, but he married her so he must have brain damage too.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 01:40 PM (v0R5T)

109 Maxine Waters is 85. Another old Congressional rep.who needs to retire.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2024 01:40 PM (XkYcA)

110 I want a hat with obscenely bright infrared LEDs that cast a blowout orb of light over my face.

*takes notes*

Posted by: Cake at May 06, 2024 01:41 PM (mSufQ)

111 EM PEACH FOADY FI!!!!

Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair at May 06, 2024 01:41 PM (Be/+i)

112 Wait, LA has 36 million bus drivers?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 01:41 PM (YIxO9)

113 The left wants more bodies.

May their factions turn on each other...

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2024 01:41 PM (tlQTm)

114 Lothar of the Hill People

Posted by: nckate at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (4bYb7)

115
If were were as dangerous as she claims to believe, she'd already be smoke up a chimney.
Posted by: Washington Nearsider at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (/nCD+)

_________

If we really had a gun problem in this country, you'd know about it.

Two-thirds of homicides in Wisconsin occur in Milwaukee

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (MoZTd)

116 Wait, Maxine was married to Charlie Waters?

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (YIxO9)

117 Maxine Waters husband played in the NFL yet she's the one who got brain damage. Strange how that works
Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 06, 2024 01:38 PM (5S+sK)

Check the dents in the marital headboard.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (4I/2K)

118 Unrelated: Good buys on .300 AAC Blackout and .40SW at Palmetto State Armory today.

Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (k3crU)

119 Mollie @MZHemingway
The Left’s Phony ‘Fake Electors’ Crusade Ramps Up As 2024 Election Draws Closer thefederalist.com/2024/05/02…

It would be nice for once, as this whack-a-doodle AG from AZ shops around for a judge to take on this demented indictment, that the court it is finally presented to just says, nah bro, this court actually values its mental reputation and doesn't want the appeals court to smack us upside our career advancement heads by calling us out as complete legal dufus' for taking this on...

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (K+UlC)

120 Jeff Bezos moved to Fla. and invested $60M into lab-grown meat — then Ron DeSantis banned it

tinyurl.com/kw54bhp4

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (NpAcC)

121 119 Mollie @MZHemingway
The Left’s Phony ‘Fake Electors’ Crusade Ramps Up As 2024 Election Draws Closer thefederalist.com/2024/05/02…

It would be nice for once, as this whack-a-doodle AG from AZ shops around for a judge to take on this demented indictment, that the court it is finally presented to just says, nah bro, this court actually values its mental reputation and doesn't want the appeals court to smack us upside our career advancement heads by calling us out as complete legal dufus' for taking this on...
Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (K+UlC)

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A traffic warden will end up ruling on it. They will then be on the fast track to a power position in the AZ state house.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

122 Maxine wants the DOJ to "get in their faces at gas stations, restaurants, wherever they go!"

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (DtGk7)

123 Johnson and Waters should have lots of babies together. Imagine the possibilities! True American Royalty.

Posted by: Disgusted at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (Z8Yh2)

124 Why did the kk wear hoods?

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (cyR1c)

125 That's because Bezos was actually using manatees to make his meat.

Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (YIxO9)

126 3-4 million more every month.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:39 PM (GBKbO)

Knock it off! It's talk like this that results in me buying another gun. I'm nearly to the point where I have to cram my gun safe shut like an overstuffed suitcase

Posted by: weew at May 06, 2024 01:44 PM (/uwTS)

127 109 Maxine Waters is 85. Another old Congressional rep.who needs to retire.

***

Bernie Sanders is 82 and just announced he's running again. The day they bury him will be the first time in his life he's ever created jobs.

Posted by: Azathoth at May 06, 2024 01:44 PM (wb1YC)

128 115 Two-thirds of homicides in Wisconsin occur in Milwaukee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at

You mean to tell me the issue isn’t hill people?

Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 01:44 PM (LaC4U)

129 Wait, Maxine was married to Charlie Waters?
Posted by: Big Fat Meanie at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (YIxO9)
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Raging Waters.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 01:44 PM (Be/+i)

130 A traffic warden will end up ruling on it. They will then be on the fast track to a power position in the AZ state house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, on the theory there is always some idiot somewhere, right?

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 01:44 PM (K+UlC)

131 The left wants more bodies.

May their factions turn on each other...

DNC in Chicago gonna be LIT!

Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (k3crU)

132 Remember, the Hills Have Eyes.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (4I/2K)

133 Two-thirds of homicides in Wisconsin occur in Milwaukee
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at

You mean to tell me the issue isn’t hill people?
Posted by: Piper at May 06, 2024 01:44 PM (LaC4U)
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Wisconsin has hills?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (Be/+i)

134 Rural rage = we don't wave when you drive past the house

We'll put two bags of zucchini in your unlocked car.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (/y8xj)

135 130 A traffic warden will end up ruling on it. They will then be on the fast track to a power position in the AZ state house.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

Yeah, on the theory there is always some idiot somewhere, right?
Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 01:44 PM (K+UlC)

======

If you knew that you would suddenly become a celebrity with institutional backing within the sphere of state politics if all you have to do is perform the bidding of the establishment, how many people would do it?

Would it matter if the deed you perform gets immediately overturned?

Would you be an idiot for doing it?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

136 Remember, the Hills Have Eyes.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (4I/2K)
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And are alive...with the sound of music.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (Be/+i)

137 Lothar of the Hill People
Posted by: nckate at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (4bYb7)

Sex and violence! Sex and violence!

We love it.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (/HDaX)

138 re 53: saw that vid the other day and also saw it back in 2016: loretta swit looked terrible. but that's different, they just wanted the repub controlled congress to give the presidency to someone else, someone respectable like maybe mitt rombley or reach around from behind mccain

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (B1FKF)

139 Wisconsin has hills?

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (Be/+i)

They got dells....whatever they are.

Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (AwYPR)

140 Remember, the Hills Have Eyes.
Posted by: Count de Monet

For the sound of music

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (9yWhg)

141 -----------
Wisconsin has hills?
Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (Be/+i)

They even have ski 'resorts.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (Zz0t1)

142 M PEACH FOADY FI!!!!
Posted by: Maxine Waters' Hair
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Memories
Like the corners of my mind
😢

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (ZdexC)

143 "Fortunately, the gun jammed"

Yup, I'd call that a miracle. Praise God!

Posted by: gp at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (MvF+J)

144 Why did the kk wear hoods?
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (cyR1c)

To get to the other side? Wait. Wrong punchline for that setup.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:47 PM (4I/2K)

145 Worship the Lord but put your faith in Gaston Glock, Sam Colt, or John Moses Browning.

Posted by: Just saying at May 06, 2024 01:47 PM (Wc83a)

146 They got dells....whatever they are.
Posted by: BignJames at May 06, 2024 01:46 PM (AwYPR)
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Like where gnomes and fairies live.

Posted by: CPT Dick Winters at May 06, 2024 01:47 PM (Be/+i)

147 Wait, LA has 36 million bus drivers?
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And this is just one of their stories...

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 01:47 PM (ZdexC)

148 DNC in Chicago gonna be LIT!
Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (k3crU)
================
The whole summer of 2024 is going to be nonstop s'mores, as courthouse, schools, temples and churches burn

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 01:48 PM (DtGk7)

149 Rural rage = we don't wave when you drive past the house

We'll put two bags of zucchini in your unlocked car.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (/y8xj)

The horror. My stars!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:48 PM (4I/2K)

150 Why did the kk wear hoods?
Posted by: ... at

To hide their purple helmets.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 01:49 PM (IG4Id)

151 George Gascon will probably file charges against that bus driver lady.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 01:49 PM (DtGk7)

152 George Gascon will probably file charges against that bus driver lady.
Posted by: Huck Follywood at May 06, 2024 01:49 PM (DtGk7)

I found it quite disgusting the attacking cow was wearing a thong........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (Zz0t1)

153 Would you be an idiot for doing it?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

Ahh, so you've sussed out why Merchan has basically decided to destroy his mediocre within the judicial system, even in the whack-a-doodle lower court of NYS?

Yeah, he's got to have been promised he'll be a lobbyist or bigwig in the Dem party - otherwise he'll be a janitor in a nyc

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (K+UlC)

154 Whole world's gone mad. Completely fucking mad.

Posted by: Barmy. Potty. Around the bend. at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (Wc83a)

155 So a black guy has the last name of Germany?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:29 PM (9yWhg)

His family's name was Deutschland but the intake folks at Ellis Island changed it.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)

156 153 Ahh, so you've sussed out why Merchan has basically decided to destroy his mediocre within the judicial system, even in the whack-a-doodle lower court of NYS?

Yeah, he's got to have been promised he'll be a lobbyist or bigwig in the Dem party - otherwise he'll be a janitor in a nyc
Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (K+UlC)

=======

I think I sussed this out with Wendy Davis.

Yeah, she lost her seat, but I think she ended up with some six-figure job at an NGO or something.

She was either going to end up the next governor or have a decently paid job doing little as a reward.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:51 PM (GBKbO)

157 The left wants more bodies.

May their factions turn on each other...
Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (k3crU)
++++
They always do.

It's just usually after they consolidate power and take out the extra-Party enemies.

The Nazis didn't slaughter the SA until after they had things firmly in hand, and didn't want the internal conflict.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:51 PM (HnUIn)

158 Why did the kk wear hoods?
Posted by: ... at

To hide their purple helmets.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 01:49 PM (IG4Id)

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To hide their MAGA caps!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 01:51 PM (nyc1G)

159 Why did the kk wear hoods?
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (cyR1c)

To get to the other side? Wait. Wrong punchline for that setup.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:47 PM (4I/2K)
******
To hide that they were Democrats.

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 01:51 PM (NpAcC)

160 Whole world's gone mad. Completely fucking mad.
Posted by: Barmy. Potty. Around the bend. at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (Wc83a)

Well, it IS a mad mad mad mad world.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:51 PM (Zz0t1)

161 All the Soros financed DAs are operating under the premise that the criminals are victims and vice versa.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 06, 2024 01:52 PM (MeG8a)

162 We'll put two bags of zucchini in your unlocked car.
Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2024 01:45 PM (/y8xj)

The horror. My stars!
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:48 PM (4I/2K)

It's also getting to be okry season.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, Hi Miley! at May 06, 2024 01:52 PM (PiwSw)

163 Unrelated: Good buys on .300 AAC Blackout and .40SW at Palmetto State Armory today.
Posted by: IronDave at May 06, 2024 01:42 PM (k3crU)

...

I might as well just have my paycheck set up as direct deposit to those guys.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 01:52 PM (z/ifB)

164
Maxine Waters. Her few remaining brain cells hanging in her skull like strands of dried seaweed.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at May 06, 2024 01:52 PM (dtlw7)

165 > "Maxine Waters (D) CA California's 43rd Congressional District"

Her skin color in that MSNBC clip is a noticeably lighter shade, nearly Caucasian, than the video from a while back when was she was rabble rousing a lefty crowd.

I'd like to hear her explain that to her constituents.

Posted by: Just reporting at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (DyWC7)

166 The Nazis didn't slaughter the SA until after they had things firmly in hand, and didn't want the internal conflict.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:51 PM (HnUIn)
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The army wouldn't get on board the the Nazi agenda until the SA was reigned in. Hitler gladly made that trade.

The SA was shocked to find out they were expendable.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (tT6L1)

167 His family's name was Deutschland but the intake folks at Ellis Island changed it.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (z/ifB)
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Confidentially, my grandmother was Dutch.

Posted by: Black Bart at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (Be/+i)

168 Her skin color in that MSNBC clip is a noticeably lighter shade, nearly Caucasian, than the video from a while back when was she was rabble rousing a lefty crowd.

I'd like to hear her explain that to her constituents.
Posted by: Just reporting at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (DyWC7)

Her pigment is decreasing the closer she gets to death.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

169 162 Around here, it's rhubarb. They push it hard. "First one's free!"

Posted by: gp at May 06, 2024 01:54 PM (MvF+J)

170 Democrats have a lot more to worry about in Chicago than the antisemites. The residents are ready to burn the city down over the illegal immigrants stealing their government cheese. Which is why Biden's gambit will be to close down the border in an attempt to take that issue off the table. It won't work of course, because the illegals are already here and not leaving. But nobody said their voters are too smart. It's Chicago after all.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (hfDAg)

171
I might as well just have my paycheck set up as direct deposit to those guys.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 01:52 PM (z/ifB)

"NOT so fast, my friend!!!!!"

- - - - - Joe Biden Letting the Trump Tax Cuts Expire

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (Zz0t1)

172 I might as well just have my paycheck set up as direct deposit to those guys.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 01:52 PM (z/ifB)
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My man, that's what the extra kidney/child/third mortgage is for!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (tT6L1)

173 My main disappointment with this is that apparently Maxine Waters knows about people training and I haven't gotten an invitation or anything.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (z/ifB)

174 Maxine Waters is still around? She was born in 1938 - she's 86 years old. She's been a horrible person that whole time. Terribly corrupt. Multiple ethics violations. Oh, and a long-term election denier. She refused to accept the electors in 2000, 2004, and 2016.

Posted by: El Mariachi Attorney at Law at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (nLFEI)

175 Her pigment is decreasing the closer she gets to death.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (Zz0t1)

It happens.

Posted by: Zombie Michael Jackson at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (PiwSw)

176 "Palestinians" are celebrating Hamas' completely fake acceptance of a ceasefire.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (woPEM)

177 So I'm reading that after Israel said we're coming into Rafa, Hamas says whoa whoa whoa, we the accept ceasefire agreement proposed by....

Egypt and Qatar?

I hope Israel tells them to go pound sand.

Posted by: WisRich at May 06, 2024 01:56 PM (G0vdT)

178 Hadrian, more like:

“Don’t push this —“
WHACK
*car stops*

“— button.”

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 01:56 PM (Hkcdp)

179 the hills are alive...... with the sound of musk rats...

Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 01:56 PM (B1FKF)

180 The SA was shocked to find out they were expendable.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (tT6L1)
++++
They always are.

The KGB was pretty shocked when Kruschev purged damn near their entire senior officer corps in the wake of their disastrous attempt to gin up an atomic war between the US and Red China. Sometimes you go too far, and then you learn where the real power lies.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (HnUIn)

181 These Hill People . . . are they in the room with us right now?

Posted by: Maxine's Psychotherapist at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (4I/2K)

182 170:

But we must burn down the 1A to abolish antisemitism!

https://tinyurl.com/3csa8x86

Stupid law. Same rules for everyone.

Posted by: GOP sux at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (Zzbjj)

183 As my man Winston Wolf likes to say: let's not go sucking each others penis just yet boyz, we've got lots of work to do.

And I'll remain pessimistic until proven wrong: Its who counts the votes and not how many votes Donnie Two Scoops received.

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (pC1GM)

184 181 These Hill People . . . are they in the room with us right now?
Posted by: Maxine's Psychotherapist at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (4I/2K)

=======

Are they alive with music?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (GBKbO)

185 People fail to realize that people like Waters and the rest of the disgusting Democrats reflect their voters. When they're gone you'll just get a worse, younger version.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (hfDAg)

186 the hills are alive...... with the sound of musk rats...
Posted by: gnats local 678 at May 06, 2024 01:56 PM (B1FKF)
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We warned you!

Posted by: The Captain and Tenille at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (Be/+i)

187 This redhead in her underwear wouldn't mind being back in the hills instead of in a dysfunctional and dangerous city:
http://tiny.cc/3h6zxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (HnUIn)

188 the hills are alive...... with the sound of musk rats...
Posted by: gnats local

Christopher Plummer hated that movie so much he called it "The Sound of Mucous."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:58 PM (9yWhg)

189 Confidentially, my grandmother was Dutch.
Posted by: Black Bart at May 06, 2024 01:53 PM (Be/+i)

My wife's maiden name is Van Houten.

We lived in Indonesia for awhile and it became apparent that Indonesians could pick her out as Dutch, and distinct from other western white people.

She herself had no idea that she looked particularly Dutch; her "Dutch" side of the family had been in the USA for several generations. But we randomly pulled up the Dutch tourism website and at the time the banner photo was a young girl in a field of tulips. Spitting image of my wife.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 01:58 PM (z/ifB)

190 The left is always telling us to be terrified of hypothetical future violence, while also telling us the current real violence is no big deal and we should just take a mugging or a subway-heaving for the team.

AS a bunch of Democrats have said it is a sign of white supremacy to want to be safe from crime.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 01:58 PM (ibTVg)

191 http://tiny.cc/3h6zxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (HnUIn)

That seems AI generated.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 01:58 PM (Zz0t1)

192 "Palestinians" are celebrating Hamas' completely fake acceptance of a ceasefire.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at May 06, 2024 01:55 PM (woPEM)
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How much of their "celebration" involves shooting randomly into the air? Does that break the terms of the ceasefire?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (7fElN)

193 Vee are not German, vee are Swiss.

Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (hfDAg)

194 >Why did the kk wear hoods?

'cause democrats are ugly.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (cf/0E)

195 The KGB was pretty shocked when Kruschev purged damn near their entire senior officer corps in the wake of their disastrous attempt to gin up an atomic war between the US and Red China.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Joe, I've never heard about this. Where can I find more information about it?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)

196 187 She has a nice smile.

Posted by: gp at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (MvF+J)

197 Fettermonster's stomping gro

I am Lump.

Posted by: Fetterman's Lump at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (Vu7A1)

198 So, who identifies as a "Hill Person?"

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (Q4IgG)

199 Vee are not German, vee are Swiss.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (hfDAg)

But you're wearing lederhosen......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

200 This redhead in her underwear wouldn't mind being back in the hills instead of in a dysfunctional and dangerous city:
http://tiny.cc/3h6zxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (HnUIn)
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I think she's turning Japanese...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 02:00 PM (Be/+i)

201 I hope Israel tells them to go pound sand.
Posted by: WisRich at May 06, 2024 01:56 PM (G0vdT)

...

Israel should say "you misspelled unconditional surrender"

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:00 PM (z/ifB)

202 So, who identifies as a "Hill Person?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (Q4IgG)

Billy and Sue Hillperson, of the flat plains Hillperson's.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

203
Yeah, she lost her seat, but I think she ended up with some six-figure job at an NGO or something.

This is why the left can get people to do whatever they want.

As a conservative if you ever do anything that gets you in trouble at work you better be independently wealthy to begin with because the left will make you unemployable.

As a leftist if you do something at work you'll get a no show job at an NGO for more money.

Incentives...how do they work?

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 02:01 PM (ibTVg)

204 The SA was shocked to find out they were expendable.
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Fags.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 02:01 PM (ZdexC)

205 So, who identifies as a "Hill Person?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer

Earnest T. Bass

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:01 PM (9yWhg)

206 Oh, LA bus driver attacks make national news?

Here in CO there was a school bus driver beating the non- verbal autistic kids. Video on the news is vomit-inducing. The son of the mom who figured it out was head to toe bruised and black eye.

But you know why this isn’t national news…

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 02:02 PM (Hkcdp)

207 This redhead in her underwear wouldn't mind being back in the hills instead of in a dysfunctional and dangerous city:

I got excited when I saw the face and chest but...if she had anything tucked is must have been rather small

Posted by: David French at May 06, 2024 02:02 PM (ibTVg)

208 Vee are not German, vee are Swiss.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (hfDAg)

But you're wearing lederhosen......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

Please to help me with my rucksack?

Posted by: Inge at May 06, 2024 02:02 PM (4I/2K)

209 I am proud to announce that 7 October will become a National Holiday in the USA. It will be called Yasser Arafat Day in remembrance of all the poor Hamas Terrorists that sacrificed their life for the movement of Peace and also it might give me enough votes to carry Michighanastan.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:02 PM (Wb+1f)

210 This redhead in her underwear wouldn't mind being back in the hills instead of in a dysfunctional and dangerous city:
http://tiny.cc/3h6zxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 01:57 PM (HnUIn)
_______

Big tranny vibes. Verdict: Unbangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:02 PM (iFTx/)

211 This redhead in her underwear wouldn't mind being back in the hills instead of in a dysfunctional and dangerous city:
http://tiny.cc/3h6zxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
........

She looks very happy.

Posted by: wth at May 06, 2024 02:02 PM (v0R5T)

212 Vee are not German, vee are Swiss.
Posted by: Vengeance at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (hfDAg)

...

I know a swiss guy from the german speaking part of Switzerland.

There were some German visitors at our church and I asked him if he was going to say hello. Really outgoing friendly guy, but he absolutely refused. Apparently the dialect of German he speaks is pretty low and he was terrified of the chance they would want to speak in German and his dialect would come out in front of them.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:03 PM (z/ifB)

213
But you know why this isn’t national news…
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 02:02 PM (Hkcdp)

Because Colorado legalized weed and EVERYTHING IS FINE there now.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

214 Joe, I've never heard about this. Where can I find more information about it?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Project Azorian, the CIA op that paid Howard Hughes to build to Glomar Explorer to go try to pluck K-129 off the floor of the Pacific. There was a reason for that beyond code books and a technical assessment.

That boat behaved very, very strangely before it sank. It was way too close to Hawaii (could have launched from further away, and more safely). it surfaced and didn't need to. Red China's Golf-class subs didn't have the range or ability to launch while submerged. The boat had been packed with KGB men when it set out from Russia. Shortly after it blew up, Khrushchev purged the KGB and took atomic authority away from them.

The guesswork is that the KGB was trying to "save" the USSR by hitting Hawaii and making it look the Chinese did it. Set the US (the enemy) to extermination war with Red China (the rival) and the USSR wins by default.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:03 PM (HnUIn)

215 Get in their faces Maxine?

Say it isn’t so Maxine

Posted by: Gonzotx at May 06, 2024 02:03 PM (ZNRWO)

216 I have zero sympathy for city workers.
Fuck you and your union that votes 99% Democrat. You created this.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:04 PM (8ZLyY)

217 So, who identifies as a "Hill Person?"
Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 01:59 PM (Q4IgG)

Billy and Sue Hillperson, of the flat plains Hillperson's.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:00 PM (Zz0t1)

...

Lowlanders

Posted by: Highland Hill People at May 06, 2024 02:04 PM (z/ifB)

218 Because Colorado legalized weed and EVERYTHING IS FINE there now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

I think the clue is contained in the name "Colorado"

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:04 PM (cyR1c)

219 There were some German visitors at our church and I asked him if he was going to say hello. Really outgoing friendly guy, but he absolutely refused. Apparently the dialect of German he speaks is pretty low and he was terrified of the chance they would want to speak in German and his dialect would come out in front of them.
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Excuse me while I whip out my Low German...

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 02:04 PM (ZdexC)

220 In a sense this is hilarious - the junta stole an election, put hundreds of people in jail, and are trying to jail the opposition leader and...I'm supposed to feel concerned that the junta members might not be made to feel comfortable if Trump wins...

Posted by: David French at May 06, 2024 02:05 PM (ibTVg)

221 160 Whole world's gone mad. Completely fucking mad.
Posted by: Barmy. Potty. Around the bend. at May 06, 2024 01:50 PM (Wc83a)

Well, it IS a mad mad mad mad world.

It's a madhouse, a madhouse!

Posted by: Bright Eyes Taylor at May 06, 2024 02:05 PM (og5mY)

222 Hank Hill is a Hill person. He’s training with Bobby somewhere.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:05 PM (8ZLyY)

223 Ugh Stupid French sock.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 02:05 PM (ibTVg)

224 Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:04 PM (8ZLyY)

Not all city workers are unionized. In fact some have fought tooth and nail to keep the unions away.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:05 PM (cyR1c)

225 Because Colorado legalized weed and EVERYTHING IS FINE there now.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:03 PM (Zz0t1)

I think the clue is contained in the name "Colorado"
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:04 PM (cyR1c)

I wrote a song about it.

Posted by: Zombie John Denver at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (4I/2K)

226 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Thanks, Joe. I did know about the Glomar Explorer, but not all the details that you provided.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (9yWhg)

227 203 As a conservative if you ever do anything that gets you in trouble at work you better be independently wealthy to begin with because the left will make you unemployable.

As a leftist if you do something at work you'll get a no show job at an NGO for more money.

Incentives...how do they work?
Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 02:01 PM (ibTVg)

A Side that expects its people to compete tooth-and-nail, and a side that props up its failures.

And somehow the side that props up its failures always wins.

Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (UnA8+)

228

Not all city workers are unionized. In fact some have fought tooth and nail to keep the unions away.
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:05 PM (cyR1c)

In Los Angeles? I sincerely doubt that.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (8ZLyY)

229 From Saturday's Epoch Times:

"Federal prosecutors have charged a former government employee with submitting fake tips accusing several of his former co-workers of being involved in the unrest at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6, 2021.

"Court records indicate Miguel Eugenio Zapata, 37, was arrested in Chantilly, Virginia, on Thursday on a charge of making false statements to law enforcement. A criminal complaint states Mr. Zapata submitted at least seven tips to the FBI’s tipline, purporting to identify government employees and contractors he claimed were involved in unlawful activities at the U.S. Capitol on Jan. 6."

https://www.theepochtimes.com/us/feds-
charge-former-government-employee
-with-falsely-implicating-co-workers
-on-jan-6-capitol-breach-tip-line-5643212

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (qUkBO)

230
I think the clue is contained in the name "Colorado"
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:04 PM (cyR1c)

Color?
Rad?
Do?
Lora?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

231 Thanks, Joe. I did know about the Glomar Explorer, but not all the details that you provided.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (9yWhg)
++++
I read a couple of books on the topic about a decade ago after some Soviet stuff leaked out. I don't remember the titles, sadly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (HnUIn)

232 I hope Israel tells them to go pound sand.
Posted by: WisRich

Already have.

@nickschifrin 54m
BREAKING: Two Israeli officials confirm to me that Hamas has NOT accepted the deal that was on the table.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (IG4Id)

233 With campuses surrendering the Democrats' pet monsters have had their first taste of victory. It is a heady concoction and I don't think they are going to willingly stop now.

Which means a suppression. A violent one. So yeah pray that the innocent be protected.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (tlQTm)

234 Thanks, Joe. I did know about the Glomar Explorer, but not all the details that you provided.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (9yWhg)

that should be Whig's hash.

Is the Glomar thing separate from the deal where supposedly we were vacuuming globs of manganese from the ocean floor? I thought that ruse was in the 80's.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:08 PM (z/ifB)

235 @nickschifrin 54m
BREAKING: Two Israeli officials confirm to me that Hamas has NOT accepted the deal that was on the table.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (IG4Id)

Like you can trust the Israelis.....What does HAMAS have to say?

Posted by: The AP at May 06, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

236 What part of Hamas's budget ultimately comes from the US taxpayer?

I'm guessing at least a quarter...laundered through NGOs of course.

Posted by: 18-1 at May 06, 2024 02:09 PM (ibTVg)

237 235 @nickschifrin 54m
BREAKING: Two Israeli officials confirm to me that Hamas has NOT accepted the deal that was on the table.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (IG4Id)

Like you can trust the Israelis.....What does HAMAS have to say?
Posted by: The AP at May 06, 2024 02:08 PM (Zz0t1)

=======

"We accept this deal!"
-Hamas, coming out of their hotel room with the deal covered in fresh red ink

"They accepted the deal!"
-the AP

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:09 PM (GBKbO)

238 Is the Glomar thing separate from the deal where supposedly we were vacuuming globs of manganese from the ocean floor? I thought that ruse was in the 80's.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:08 PM (z/ifB)
++++
Same ruse.

The funny part is that after the op was finished, the CIA had a specialty ship they would never need again. They sold it. The folks they sold it to ... used it to try mining manganese globules from the sea floor. Wasn't profitable.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:09 PM (HnUIn)

239 In certain parts of Appalachia "hill people" is a slur. In other parts it just means the neighbors "up yonder on the hill." I've known both, been called one too. And not in the neighborly way either.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 06, 2024 02:09 PM (Q4IgG)

240 No, the bus driver is a black female and the victims are white kids. Local news still hasn’t said her name on tv but could find it on internet.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (Hkcdp)

241 The notion of negotiating with Hamas is so bizarre. They are rabid animals, you kill them. You don’t negotiate with them.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (8ZLyY)

242 Basically, this is a green light to their mobs to start escalating their attacks on Trump supporters in defense.

See, they must attack now because Trump will attack later.

Makes it all legal like in their minds.
Not that they care.

But the media needs that fig leaf to ignore the attacks, decry the backlash--as the initial attack--, and agitate for further escalated attacks.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (g9W3m)

243 Jeff Bezos moved to Fla. and invested $60M into lab-grown meat — then Ron DeSantis banned it

tinyurl.com/kw54bhp4
Posted by: redridinghood

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Just have to rename. Something like Soylent Red.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (50n2b)

244 232 I hope Israel tells them to go pound sand.
Posted by: WisRich

Already have.

@nickschifrin 54m
BREAKING: Two Israeli officials confirm to me that Hamas has NOT accepted the deal that was on the table.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (IG4Id)
_____

Can Israel please stopping jerking off with this fake "ceasefire" circle-jerking masturbation and just eradicate these cannibal cocksuckers? Pretty please? Thank you.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (iFTx/)

245 GWU Law School professor calls out entitled anti Israeli students. Good for her:

https://tinyurl.com/mr42mkad

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (XkYcA)

246 No, the bus driver is a black female and the victims are white kids. Local news still hasn’t said her name on tv but could find it on internet.
Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (Hkcdp)

Seems someone should order a code red.

I hear its a really good, refreshing cocktail.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:11 PM (Zz0t1)

247 243 Just have to rename. Something like Soylent Red.
Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (50n2b)

========

Too aggressive. Implies spiciness.

Go with something more mellow.

Blue...? Green..?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:11 PM (GBKbO)

248 Jeff Bezos moved to Fla. and invested $60M into lab-grown meat — then Ron DeSantis banned it

Is Ace still "dating" Ron DeSantis's garbage because uh...I'm feeling moved.

Posted by: Some Moron at May 06, 2024 02:11 PM (ibTVg)

249 Late to the blog today. Has Maxine Waters' hair called a press conference yet to denounce the idiot it's attached to?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2024 02:11 PM (Wnv9h)

250 236 What part of Hamas's budget ultimately comes from the US taxpayer?

I'm guessing at least a quarter...laundered through NGOs of course.
____

We have to stop Israel from getting into Rafah. That is our main laundry site!

Posted by: NGOs at May 06, 2024 02:12 PM (Eur7t)

251 democrats are such evil cvnts.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at May 06, 2024 02:12 PM (gxokI)

252 238 Is the Glomar thing separate from the deal where supposedly we were vacuuming globs of manganese from the ocean floor? I thought that ruse was in the 80's.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:08 PM (z/ifB)
++++
Same ruse.

The funny part is that after the op was finished, the CIA had a specialty ship they would never need again. They sold it. The folks they sold it to ... used it to try mining manganese globules from the sea floor. Wasn't profitable.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:09 PM (HnUIn)
________

"Amateurs"

-- OceanGate

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:12 PM (iFTx/)

253 In certain parts of Appalachia "hill people" is a slur. In other parts it just means the neighbors "up yonder on the hill." I've known both, been called one too. And not in the neighborly way either.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I grew up in rural Michigan. When I was in grade school, there was a story going around that said the definition of "hillbilly" in one dictionary was "a Michigan farmer."

Which is funny, because Michigan doesn't have many hills.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:12 PM (9yWhg)

254 Then: I won't eat any GMOs or anything that isn't all natural.

Now: Give me that industrially processed plant material. I'm starving after my 5th COVID booster. Why are you laughing? I've only caught COVID three times this year thanks to those boosters!!!

Posted by: Some AWFL at May 06, 2024 02:12 PM (ibTVg)

255 Late to the blog today. Has Maxine Waters' hair called a press conference yet to denounce the idiot it's attached to?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2024 02:11 PM (Wnv9h)
++++
Ever since Maxine started using Poligrip instead of mousse, the hair has shut up.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:12 PM (HnUIn)

256 I wrote a song about it.
Posted by: Zombie John Denver

I may be misremembering (I do that a lot these days) but my recollection is that when the CO Legislature made "Rock Mountain High" the second official state song, that they explicitly declared as a matter of law that it was not about drug use. However, the official declaration doesn't include that verbiage.

https://www.ereferencedesk.com/ resources/state-song/colorado-2.html (delete space after com/)

Posted by: Oddbob at May 06, 2024 02:13 PM (/y8xj)

257 Diet Soylent Snax Size.

Posted by: gp's Nood-Conjuring Comment at May 06, 2024 02:13 PM (MvF+J)

258 The funny part is that after the op was finished, the CIA had a specialty ship they would never need again. They sold it. The folks they sold it to ... used it to try mining manganese globules from the sea floor. Wasn't profitable.
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FISH ME NOT

Posted by: the horta at May 06, 2024 02:13 PM (ZdexC)

259 221 It's a madhouse, a madhouse!
Posted by: Bright Eyes Taylor at May 06, 2024 02:05 PM (og5mY)

...or so they claim!

https://youtu.be/uGHsxMqpL0c

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at May 06, 2024 02:13 PM (DTX3h)

260 Your speech is literally violence.

My literal violence is speech

Posted by: The left at May 06, 2024 02:13 PM (ibTVg)

261 Hill people can be a mite more ornery than flatlanders.

Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:14 PM (MvF+J)

262 Maxine Waters belongs to the political party with the sole, exclusive right to rule America as it and it alone sees fit.

Trump does not.

So one can do as she will damn well please; Trump cannot.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2024 02:14 PM (Ds3Rc)

263 Late to the blog today. Has Maxine Waters' hair called a press conference yet to denounce the idiot it's attached to?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2024 02:11 PM (Wnv9h)
++++
Ever since Maxine started using Poligrip instead of mousse, the hair has shut up.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:12 PM (HnUIn)

This one time, she mixed up the Poligrip with the Vagisil. Hilarity ensued.

Posted by: Mr. Maxine Waters at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (4I/2K)

264 It's 'hicks'.

Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (0Gnoc)

265 Hill people can be a mite more ornery than flatlanders.
Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:14 PM (MvF+J)
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But not necessarily more flatulent.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (Be/+i)

266 "236 What part of Hamas's budget ultimately comes from the US taxpayer?"

120%, 10% back to the Big Guy.

Posted by: Anti-Faucist at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (qUkBO)

267 Columbia has entered the FO phase of FAFO.

https://is.gd/bcqu18

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (PiwSw)

268 262 Maxine Waters belongs to the political party with the sole, exclusive right to rule America as it and it alone sees fit.

Trump does not.

So one can do as she will damn well please; Trump cannot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 06, 2024 02:14 PM (Ds3Rc)

Don't forget the exclusive right to engage in violence.

Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (UnA8+)

269 Color?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (Zz0t1)

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 02:10 PM (Hkcdp)

Where do I collect my winnings!

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (cyR1c)

270 Then: I won't eat any GMOs or anything that isn't all natural.

Now: Give me that industrially processed plant material.

--

Created in labs as cancerous tumor cells for people to eat.

HEALTH FOODZ!!!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (SdC0P)

271 262 Maxine Waters belongs to the political party with the sole, exclusive right to rule America as it and it alone sees fit.

Trump does not.

So one can do as she will damn well please; Trump cannot.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33
____

Well, she's right!

Posted by: GOPe at May 06, 2024 02:16 PM (Eur7t)

272 Maxine, the proper term is clod kickin hillbilly.

Posted by: Duke Lowell at May 06, 2024 02:16 PM (u73oe)

273 This is the way:

@MrAndyNgo May 4
A jury in San Diego has convicted two So Cal Antifa members of felony conspiracy to riot following a brutal attack. This brings 12-for-12 convictions of Antifa members, effectively breaking up the group cluster.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:17 PM (IG4Id)

274 In Los Angeles? I sincerely doubt that.
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:06 PM (8ZLyY)

One of their police contracts mentions non-bargaining units so yes even in Los Angeles.

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:17 PM (cyR1c)

275 273 This is the way:

@MrAndyNgo May 4
A jury in San Diego has convicted two So Cal Antifa members of felony conspiracy to riot following a brutal attack. This brings 12-for-12 convictions of Antifa members, effectively breaking up the group cluster.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:17 PM (IG4Id)

========

It's too bad that antifa has a thousand more clusters.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:18 PM (GBKbO)

276 With campuses surrendering the Democrats' pet monsters have had their first taste of victory. It is a heady concoction and I don't think they are going to willingly stop now.

Which means a suppression. A violent one. So yeah pray that the innocent be protected.
Posted by: Anna Puma

Biden administration's concern is the political optics. Their efforts are directed at the legacy media to reframe the picture. The violence itself isn't a concern. It's people's perceptions .

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Black Guns Matter at May 06, 2024 02:18 PM (i7KoL)

277 Here's the deal I'd offer, but this is just me...

"We offer to kill you down to the last man, and you just get on your grubby little knees and pray five times a day to your impotent, phony baloney sandmaggot moon god that we don't change terms of that deal - because extinction is preferable to whatever else we have planned for you sorry-ass inbreeds."

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 06, 2024 02:18 PM (0FoWg)

278 CRIME. IS. DOWN.

Posted by: Shrieking Harridan What Lives In A Gated Community With Armed Security at May 06, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz86T)

279 It's 'hicks'.
Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (0Gnoc)

I'm Hudson. He's Hicks, sir.

Posted by: Pvt. Hudson at May 06, 2024 02:18 PM (4I/2K)

280 Remove a couple letters and it's the old In and Out *urge*.

Posted by: torabora at May 06, 2024 02:18 PM (0Gnoc)

281 The Explorer is moored on Mare's Island in Vallejo, last time I checked.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (MeG8a)

282 278 CRIME. IS. DOWN.
Posted by: Shrieking Harridan What Lives In A Gated Community With Armed Security at May 06, 2024 02:18 PM (Zz86T)

========

And Pittsburgh outright refused to turn over crime data to the FBI because it's too low and the Pittsburgh city council is trying to re-elect Trump!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (GBKbO)

283 I know a swiss guy from the german speaking part of Switzerland.

There were some German visitors at our church and I asked him if he was going to say hello. Really outgoing friendly guy, but he absolutely refused. Apparently the dialect of German he speaks is pretty low and he was terrified of the chance they would want to speak in German and his dialect would come out in front of them.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:03 PM (z/ifB)
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For the movie the Terminator, when it was dubbed into German for release there, the story is that the Germans refused to use Ahnuld's actual voice. Apparently, Ahnuld's native German speech is very rural and considered low class. They didn't want their all-powerful killing machine sounding like a dumb redneck.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

284 The Explorer is moored on Mare's Island in Vallejo, last time I checked.

Wiki says it was sold to the Chi-coms for scrap.

Posted by: The left at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (ibTVg)

285 I found it particularly amusing that people afraid to eat GMO vegetables were all in for a vaccine that changed their own DNA

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (FQmDC)

286 Created in labs as cancerous tumor cells for people to eat.

HEALTH FOODZ!!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (SdC0P)

I've been drawn into your magnet tar pit trap
I wish I could eat your cancer when you turn black

Posted by: Kurt Cobain, unwitting lab meat promoter at May 06, 2024 02:20 PM (Wc83a)

287 We have to stop Israel from getting into Rafah. That is our main laundry site!
Posted by: NGOs

Kyiv has entered the chat.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 06, 2024 02:20 PM (MF8Ly)

288 Late to the blog today. Has Maxine Waters' hair called a press conference yet to denounce the idiot it's attached to?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at May 06, 2024 02:11 PM (Wnv9h)

...

Was it here that a commenter does or used to go by MaxineWatersHair?

Maybe that's your joke.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (z/ifB)

289 Maxine, the proper term is clod kickin hillbilly.
Posted by: Duke Lowell

Do these overalls make my neck look red?

Posted by: Sock Monkey * Hillbillies are people too at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (i7KoL)

290 In certain parts of Appalachia "hill people" is a slur. In other parts it just means the neighbors "up yonder on the hill." I've known both, been called one too. And not in the neighborly way either.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

I prefer Mountain William instead of hillbilly.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (nFo4U)

291 The Explorer is moored on Mare's Island in Vallejo, last time I checked.

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If I were fabulously wealthy I'd buy it and moor it somewhere in Norway just for the joke.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (SdC0P)

292 Conspiracy theories are okay when they are (D)ifferent.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (krQz2)

293 283 How many words of dialogue did he have in T1? Maybe a couple hundred?

Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (MvF+J)

294 I just DOTE on the people saying that we can't re-elect Trump because then we'll get more of the riots and disorder and deep state disobedience that happened last time.

It's the old 'Stop making me hit you!' routine.

And the best thing is, they're doing it on the behalf of a crooked drooling senile vegetable like Joey Bye-Bye.

They're never going to get the old man taste out of their mouths.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 06, 2024 02:22 PM (a9CYf)

295 For the movie the Terminator, when it was dubbed into German for release there, the story is that the Germans refused to use Ahnuld's actual voice. Apparently, Ahnuld's native German speech is very rural and considered low class. They didn't want their all-powerful killing machine sounding like a dumb redneck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

Otter: Native German?

Boone: Forget it, he's rolling.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 02:22 PM (4I/2K)

296 The Explorer is moored on Mare's Island in Vallejo, last time I checked.
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Wiki says it was sold to the Chi-coms for scrap.
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poh-tay-toe

poh-tah-toe

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 02:22 PM (SdC0P)

297 Try to control your shock-face

@MailOnline 15m
Revealed: Trump hush money prosecutor was paid $12,000 by Democratic National Committee for 'political consulting'

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:22 PM (IG4Id)

298 285 I found it particularly amusing that people afraid to eat GMO vegetables were all in for a vaccine that changed their own DNA
Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (FQmDC)

I always found it amusing these pig-ignorant motherfuckers don't understand that all our food is genetically modified. That's the whole goddamned point of agriculture. They probably think Gregor Mendel is a post-punk band.

Posted by: Reallt at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (Wc83a)

299 Or is that (D)eferent?

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (krQz2)

300 How many words of dialogue did he have in T1? Maybe a couple hundred?
Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (MvF+J)
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"Yar close. Gib dem to me."

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (Be/+i)

301 Here's the deal I'd offer, but this is just me...

"We offer to kill you down to the last man, and you just get on your grubby little knees and pray five times a day to your impotent, phony baloney sandmaggot moon god that we don't change terms of that deal - because extinction is preferable to whatever else we have planned for you sorry-ass inbreeds."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice

*shifty eyes* How'd you read my notes? *shifty eyes*

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (nFo4U)

302 Deborah Kerr-Trimmer in Helensburgh, Scotland, on September
30, 1921, she was first trained as a dancer at her aunt's drama
school in Bristol, England. After winning a scholarship to the
Sadlers Wells Ballet School, Kerr made her London stage debut at
age 17 in Prometheus. Meanwhile,...

Posted by: Braenyard at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (lCWOD)

303 298 I always found it amusing these pig-ignorant motherfuckers don't understand that all our food is genetically modified. That's the whole goddamned point of agriculture. They probably think Gregor Mendel is a post-punk band.
Posted by: Reallt at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (Wc83a)

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I think they mostly just object to rice that can be grown in any season because they hate poor people and want them to starve.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

304
@MailOnline 15m
Revealed: Trump hush money prosecutor was paid $12,000 by Democratic National Committee for 'political consulting'
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 06, 2024 02:22 PM (IG4Id)

Nothing to see here. Please disburse.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Ooh, yeah! All right!
I am jammin’ it up your MAGA Ass
I wanna jam it up you
We’re jammin’, jammin’,
And I hope you me jammin’ it up your Middle Class ASS, too.
Ain’t folloing no rules, ain’t no vow, I can do it anyhow:
I’n’I will see you through,
‘Cos everyday you pay the price with a high inflation and taxes
Jammin’ till the jam is through you ass.
We’re jammin’ –
To think that me jammin’ was a thing of the past;
We’re jammin’,
And I hope this jam is gonna last into a second term
No bullet can stop us now, we neither beg nor we won’t bow;
I can be bought and sold by Hamas
We all defend the right; Jah – Jah transgender children must unite:
Your life is not worth much more than a vote.
I'm jammin’ (jammin’, jammin’, jammin’

And we’re jammin’ in the name of the Communism and Hamas;
I'm jammin’ (jammin’, jammin’, jammin’

it up your ass
I'm jammin’ right straight up Yah.

Posted by: Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (Wb+1f)

306 They probably think Gregor Mendel is a post-punk band.
Posted by: Reallt at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (Wc83a)
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In competition with Jethro Tull.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (Be/+i)

307 Ahnuld is from Austria, right?

So he spoke Austrian, not German.
-- Jug Ears

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (9yWhg)

308 I found it particularly amusing that people afraid to eat GMO vegetables were all in for a vaccine that changed their own DNA

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (FQmDC)
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Evidence that they don't know what to think until a pol on their side tells them.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)

309 295 For the movie the Terminator, when it was dubbed into German for release there, the story is that the Germans refused to use Ahnuld's actual voice. Apparently, Ahnuld's native German speech is very rural and considered low class. They didn't want their all-powerful killing machine sounding like a dumb redneck.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (iFTx/)

Otter: Native German?

Boone: Forget it, he's rolling.
Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 02:22 PM (4I/2K)
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Not sure I follow. Yes, Ahnuld's native language is German.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (iFTx/)

310 Now I have Heart Shaped Box stuck in my head thanks to a poster up thread...

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (FQmDC)

311 Schwarzenegger sounding smart -

https://youtu.be/MG5pOfpy0IE

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (Eur7t)

312 They're never going to get the old man taste out of their mouths.
Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at May 06, 2024 02:22 PM (a9CYf)

You can say that again.

Posted by: The Vice President of the United States at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (PiwSw)

313 The Explorer is moored on Mare's Island in Vallejo, last time I checked.
Posted by: gourmand du jour

No horse droppings?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (MF8Ly)

314
One of the universal constants in this world is that Maxine Waters is a low functioning lackwit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 02:25 PM (fdSfO)

315 Evidence that they don't know what to think until a pol on their side tells them.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (krQz2)

Yeah. Pol Pot

Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 02:25 PM (cyR1c)

316
I think they mostly just object to rice that can be grown in any season because they hate poor people and want them to starve.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:23 PM (GBKbO)

Especially non-white poor people, which is pretty fucking ironic.

Posted by: Just enough of us, too many of them at May 06, 2024 02:25 PM (Wc83a)

317 "Jeff Bezos moved to Fla. and invested $60M into lab-grown meat — then Ron DeSantis banned it"

But his girlfriend, Sanchez, can still continue to consume his meat for a few bucks.

Get out of Florida, libs. Nobody wants you.

Posted by: Just a Dude at May 06, 2024 02:25 PM (2uvWu)

318 311 Schwarzenegger sounding smart -
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link not exactly safe for work, sorry

Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 02:25 PM (Eur7t)

319 I read a couple of books on the topic about a decade ago after some Soviet stuff leaked out. I don't remember the titles, sadly.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at May 06, 2024 02:07 PM (HnUIn)

I saw a film clip of the at-sea memorial we did for the Soviet submariners. I'm sure part of the motivation was propaganda, but we didn't have to give them that kindness.

Posted by: pookysgirl can only speculate at May 06, 2024 02:25 PM (dtlDP)

320 I found it particularly amusing that people afraid to eat GMO vegetables were all in for a vaccine that changed their own DNA

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (FQmDC)

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And pregnant women who wouldn't touch a drop of alcohol were getting the jab as well.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (hzqcW)

321 There you all are, had no phone internet all day.

So the Marxists blaming 2024 on Trump means they are going to steal it again

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (fwDg9)

322 ME SEE
BLACK EYED PEAS OPEN
GREGOR MENDEL HOLOSUITE III

Posted by: the horta at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (ZdexC)

323 Deborah Kerr-Trimmer in Helensburgh, Scotland, on September 30, 1921, she was first trained as a dancer at her aunt's dramaschool in Bristol, England. After winning a scholarship to theSadlers Wells Ballet School, Kerr made her London stage debut at age 17 in Prometheus.
Posted by: Braenyard

Prometheus was a stage play? I wonder how it compares to the movie. TJM?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (9yWhg)

324 How many words of dialogue did he have in T1? Maybe a couple hundred?

Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (MvF+J)
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I'll check.

I'll be back.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (krQz2)

325 Weinerblut!

Posted by: XTC at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (UnA8+)

326 324 How many words of dialogue did he have in T1? Maybe a couple hundred?

Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (MvF+J)
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I'll check.

I'll be back.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (krQz2)

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Fuck off, asshole.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

327 Illinois Just Rigged Its 2024 Election, and the 'Democracy' Defenders Are Nowhere to Be Found

tinyurl.com/y5dvj33y

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 02:27 PM (NpAcC)

328 So the Marxists blaming 2024 on Trump means they are going to steal it again

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (fwDg9)
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Yes, the Marxists are like Pinky and the Brain.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:27 PM (krQz2)

329 Well they seem to be pulling out all the stops for keeping Trump from winning but prepping the ground for if he dies. Including trying to lock in their agenda, keep Fed workers from being fired etc

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (FQmDC)

330
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Fuck off, asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)

RUDE!!!

Posted by: Karens Everywhere at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (Zz0t1)

331 I don't understand why they didn't allow the homeless free access to the plywood and tents from the protests. Free housing!

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (yeEu9)

332 If he does win. They would love it if he dies.

Posted by: steevy at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (FQmDC)

333 I'll be back.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (krQz2)

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Fuck off, asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
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I don't get it.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (krQz2)

334 326 324 How many words of dialogue did he have in T1? Maybe a couple hundred?

Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:21 PM (MvF+J)
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I'll check.

I'll be back.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:26 PM (krQz2)

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Fuck off, asshole.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:27 PM (GBKbO)
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I believe the line is "Fuck YOU, asshole" ...

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

335 I always found it amusing these pig-ignorant motherfuckers don't understand that all our food is genetically modified. That's the whole goddamned point of agriculture. They probably think Gregor Mendel is a post-punk band.
Posted by: Reallt

It's one thing to genetically modify sweet corn with a milo gene to make it drought resistant.

It's a completely other thing to modify sweet corn with a gene from a Madagascar dung beetle.

Posted by: rickb223 at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (nFo4U)

336 334 I believe the line is "Fuck YOU, asshole" ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)

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What line?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:29 PM (GBKbO)

337 One of the universal constants in this world is that Maxine Waters is a low functioning lackwit.

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at May 06, 2024 02:25 PM (fdSfO)

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A model representative of her constituency.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 02:29 PM (FpDxR)

338 I believe the line is "Fuck YOU, asshole" ...

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
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I'm nobody's fuckass bob!

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:29 PM (krQz2)

339 I believe the line is "Fuck YOU, asshole" ...
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:28 PM (iFTx/)
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I liked that the Terminator had a menu of possible replies and chose the rudest one.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 02:29 PM (Be/+i)

340

Queer how the folks on the bottom looks down on the folks on the top. It was always that way. No changin' it!

Posted by: Mother York at May 06, 2024 02:29 PM (63Dwl)

341 311 Schwarzenegger sounding smart -

https://youtu.be/MG5pOfpy0IE
Posted by: Chuck Martel at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM (Eur7t)
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Yea, that's it. They dubbed Ahnuld's own native language because they thought he sounded like a hick.

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:30 PM (iFTx/)

342 First black woman to lead major news network steps down from ABC amid charges of incompetence, mismanagement

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Who couldda seen that coming?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 06, 2024 02:30 PM (L/fGl)

343 Created in labs as cancerous tumor cells for people to eat.

HEALTH FOODZ!!!!
Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 06, 2024 02:15 PM (SdC0P)

...

Wife has a friend with massive health issues, can't find anything she can eat. This friend switched to a vegan diet in an effort to find a solution, pretty much just got worse.

Went to a doctor, doc couldn't find anything. Their only suggestion: stop eating processed vegan food. Apparently, the stuff made and marketed to vegans is full of processed crap and fillers.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:30 PM (z/ifB)

344 "Madagascar has a rich fauna of dung beetles with almost 300 species described to date." That is so cool! I wanna collect em all!

Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:31 PM (MvF+J)

345 343 Wife has a friend with massive health issues, can't find anything she can eat. This friend switched to a vegan diet in an effort to find a solution, pretty much just got worse.

Went to a doctor, doc couldn't find anything. Their only suggestion: stop eating processed vegan food. Apparently, the stuff made and marketed to vegans is full of processed crap and fillers.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:30 PM (z/ifB)

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"Processed food is the root of all sickness in America. Unless it's vegan."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:31 PM (GBKbO)

346 ITS RAINING MEN!!!

Posted by: Somewhere in Iran at May 06, 2024 02:32 PM (Zz0t1)

347 Red State article on Hamas supporters are protesting at the March for Life being held today at….Auchwitz

Posted by: Jen the original at May 06, 2024 02:32 PM (0V66x)

348 "Madagascar has a rich fauna of dung beetles with almost 300 species described to date." That is so cool! I wanna collect em all!
Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:31 PM (MvF+J)
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There must be an awful lot of dung in Madagascar.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 02:32 PM (Be/+i)

349 "Madagascar has a rich fauna of dung beetles with almost 300 species described to date." That is so cool! I wanna collect em all!
Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:31 PM (MvF+J)

No shit?

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (4I/2K)

350 Except IIRC ol’ Maxine hasn’t lived in the district she represents for many years. She’s got a mansion in a nicer part of town, thankyouverymuch!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (Hkcdp)

351 Maxine resembles a bloodhound with too much Botox.
Posted by: Piper

I saw her once in the airport. She is actually pretty small, about 5 ft 2 inches, if that.

I think she should be a regular on "The View". I mean, she's a natural for that show.

Posted by: A face in the crowd...... at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (vcOmj)

352 "Processed food is the root of all sickness in America. Unless it's vegan."
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Processed food is food from which all the natural stuff that can kill you has been removed and replaced with manmade stuff that can kill you.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (9yWhg)

353 Late to the thread... I'll Willow it for you all

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (Akjoo)

354 It's hilariously sad (or sadly hilarious) that Ahnuld is now doing State Farm commercials capitalizing on his accent.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (PiwSw)

355

John Kirby talking, saying nothing.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at May 06, 2024 02:34 PM (63Dwl)

356 My theory now is by November the Deep State will make a few Republicans walk the plank so Democrats take over Congress, then they will nullify the election if Trump does win and beats the fraud.

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:34 PM (fwDg9)

357 I saw her once in the airport. She is actually pretty small, about 5 ft 2 inches, if that.
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Given that people tend to shrink as they age, she must be, like 4'8" now...

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at May 06, 2024 02:34 PM (Be/+i)

358 There's also a scene in Commando when Ahnuld and Bill Duke (underrated actor, IMO) are fighting in the hotel room and Bill Duke grabs a gun. He says to Ahnuld "Fuck you, asshole" and then shoots. Gun jams. Ahnuld then says to him -- in a really shitty acting job -- "No, FUCK YOU, asshole!" Then punches him in the face.

I always thought: someone wrote that dialog. They filmed it. They then edited it. And nobody ever said "hey wait a minute, this is stupid . . ."

Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

359 Late to the thread... I'll Willow it for you all

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (Akjoo)
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Your Willow powers failed to activate.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)

360 My mother looked exactly like Deborah Herr and my Grandmother sounded like her as well...I was completely in love as a teenager when I first saw "Black Narcissist."

They say you marry your mother or your father (eg someone just like them) - but I married a brash, in your face, Brooklyn Italian girl from Bath Beach just off Cropsey Ave...so much for that!

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (K+UlC)

361 358 There's also a scene in Commando when Ahnuld and Bill Duke (underrated actor, IMO) are fighting in the hotel room and Bill Duke grabs a gun. He says to Ahnuld "Fuck you, asshole" and then shoots. Gun jams. Ahnuld then says to him -- in a really shitty acting job -- "No, FUCK YOU, asshole!" Then punches him in the face.

I always thought: someone wrote that dialog. They filmed it. They then edited it. And nobody ever said "hey wait a minute, this is stupid . . ."
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

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The 80s, man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

362 Illinois Just Rigged Its 2024 Election, and the 'Democracy' Defenders Are Nowhere to Be Found

tinyurl.com/y5dvj33y

Posted by: redridinghood at May 06, 2024 02:27 PM (NpAcC)

[Pull Quote:] "In short, the rules have been changed in the middle of the game, one of the most undemocratic things imaginable. "

* Multiple swing states in 2020 have entered the chat *

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (FpDxR)

363 A journalist named Sarah Connor wrote an article about the rising AI, and on twitter got a ton of snarky feedback. She complained that she never saw the movies.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (cf/0E)

364 277 Here's the deal I'd offer, but this is just me...

"We offer to kill you down to the last man, and you just get on your grubby little knees and pray five times a day to your impotent, phony baloney sandmaggot moon god that we don't change terms of that deal - because extinction is preferable to whatever else we have planned for you sorry-ass inbreeds."
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice
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YD, I second your motion!

Posted by: NALNAMSAM at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (pC1GM)

365 Wife has a friend with massive health issues, can't find anything she can eat. This friend switched to a vegan diet in an effort to find a solution, pretty much just got worse.

Went to a doctor, doc couldn't find anything. Their only suggestion: stop eating processed vegan food. Apparently, the stuff made and marketed to vegans is full of processed crap and fillers.
Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:30 PM (z/ifB)

Go see my doctor. Great guy! Dr. Vinny Boombatz.

Posted by: Zombie Rodney Dangerfield at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (4I/2K)

366 Kerr not Herr - ugh, I can't spell...

Posted by: Boswell at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (K+UlC)

367 362 [Pull Quote:] "In short, the rules have been changed in the middle of the game, one of the most undemocratic things imaginable. "

* Multiple swing states in 2020 have entered the chat *
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (FpDxR)

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If only there were a law.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (GBKbO)

368 Your Willow powers failed to activate.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)

Must have lost my power

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (Akjoo)

369 lol

ABC News: Starbucks founder Schultz says company needs to refocus on coffee as sales struggle

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You mean focusing on tranny issues isn’t the right approach?

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (8ZLyY)

370 The Explorer is moored on Mare's Island in Vallejo, last time I checked.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at May 06, 2024 02:19 PM (MeG8a)

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Not to be confused with the MV Explorer (sunk in 69).

Also I was thinking of the MS World Discoverer which lies mostly exposed.

Posted by: TexasDan at May 06, 2024 02:36 PM (z/ifB)

371 when I first saw "Black Narcissist."

They made a biopic of Obama?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at May 06, 2024 02:36 PM (9yWhg)

372 369 lol

ABC News: Starbucks founder Schultz says company needs to refocus on coffee as sales struggle

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You mean focusing on tranny issues isn’t the right approach?
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (8ZLyY)

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I remember when Schultz was rumored to be wanting to run for president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at May 06, 2024 02:36 PM (GBKbO)

373 Your Willow powers failed to activate.
Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (krQz2)

Must have lost my power
Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (Akjoo)
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Just a delay.

Posted by: Axeman at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (krQz2)

374 nood

Posted by: gp's Nood-Summoning Comment at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (MvF+J)

375 369 lol

ABC News: Starbucks founder Schultz says company needs to refocus on coffee as sales struggle

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You mean focusing on tranny issues isn’t the right approach?
Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:35 PM (8ZLyY)

Maybe they should make coffee that doesn't take like sludge

Posted by: It's me donna at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (Akjoo)

376 Yes, Ahnuld's native language is German.
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:24 PM

It is Austrian, actually.

Posted by: Barack Obama at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

377 I always thought: someone wrote that dialog. They filmed it. They then edited it. And nobody ever said "hey wait a minute, this is stupid . . ."
Posted by: Elric Blade at May 06, 2024 02:34 PM (iFTx/)

Especially early on, I don't think they put Arnold in movies for his acting chops.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (Zz0t1)

378 I love Commando, but the brawl between the hero and six weirdly-zealous mall-cops was the dumbest idea ever.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (cf/0E)

379 It's hilariously sad (or sadly hilarious) that Ahnuld is now doing State Farm commercials capitalizing on his accent.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 06, 2024 02:33 PM (PiwSw)

It’s so sad when someone is paid a ton of money for a few hours worth of work. Poor guy.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (8ZLyY)

380 I can see why Maxine has the moral authority to speak on violence from the right. She represents Compton and Gardena which are known to be suburban paradises with both having an extremely high quality of life. These sainted communities keep electing her decade after decade for the fantastic work she has done to enrich their citizens with a bounty that is the dream of America.

MadMax, your wig glue is too strong.

Posted by: Cheri at May 06, 2024 02:38 PM (oiNtH)

381 It is Austrian, actually.
Posted by: Barack Obama at May 06, 2024 02:37 PM (a3Q+t)

G’day mate.

Posted by: Montec at May 06, 2024 02:39 PM (8ZLyY)

382 I'm late to all threads today, have to see what I missed

Posted by: Skip at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (fwDg9)

383 Madagascar has a rich fauna of dung beetles with almost 300 species described to date.

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I can explain. Hold on...you invert interspecies competition and convert to a natural selection series, then carry the two and...

Posted by: Darwin at May 06, 2024 02:40 PM (z/ifB)

384 64 >>29 So a black guy has the last name of Germany?

First Ron Mexico and now this.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at May 06, 2024 01:33 PM (9yXG3)
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We already have a Mark Cuban, right? French?

Posted by: Ciampino - french kiss at May 06, 2024 02:41 PM (qfLjt)

385 144 Why did the kk wear hoods?
Posted by: ... at May 06, 2024 01:43 PM (cyR1c)

To get to the other side? Wait. Wrong punchline for that setup.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 06, 2024 01:47 PM (4I/2K)
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The moels were late? Wait ...

Posted by: Ciampino - afterskins? at May 06, 2024 02:56 PM (qfLjt)

386 And a blast from the past:
Western Lensman @WesternLensman
FLASHBACK to the time when Hollywood openly exhorted Republican electors to overturn the 2016 Presidential election results and Donald Trump’s victory.

They called on electors to change their votes, defy the will of the people, and install Hillary Clinton into office instead.
https://tinyurl.com/yc3z2n73
2:18 minutes that I didn't watch -- hey, I just had lunch 10 minutes ago!
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 06, 2024 01:32 PM (ZdexC)
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Those actors all look so desperate and on the verge of a psychotic break.

Posted by: Dirac_Delta at May 06, 2024 03:29 PM (JSF6W)

387 Someone call the guys from the zoo their Howler Monkey has been found ask them to bring the nets

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at May 06, 2024 05:38 PM (wGqjj)

388 If you see Waters in public make her afraid, make her feel unsafe, make her flee for safety, just as she preached.

Posted by: Fred at May 06, 2024 06:33 PM (bXvrr)

389 Democrats projecting again! Claiming Donald Trump will incite violence if he loses when they know that when Biden loses there will be rioting in the streets - and from what they threatened in 2020 - rioting in the suburbs.

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