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Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, May 11

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Happy Mother's Day Weekend! Bouquets like the one above are sort of traditional for Mother's Day, but there are other possibilities for gifts as well, depending on the characteristics of the mother or mother figure you have in mind:

Live plants (either in containers or planted with love and a promise of future care)

Or maybe some work around the house that has been neglected.

That brings us to a special video:

Puttering

We are between seasons here in the GreatWhiteNorth. The wild flowers are blooming in the woods & the trees are exploding with leaves. The population of furry & feathered critters has increased because, I'm sure, the news leaked out that we give away free food. It would be a nice time of year to be outside if not for the annual visit of the worst of our biting insects - the black fly. But they won't be here long - a couple hot days will end them for another year.

One of the benefits of being forced into the house is that it makes me catch up on little inside projects I've been putting off. Like organizing the puttering video clips I've collected for the past couple years. This video has no birds, no bugs & no plants. Just tools & equipment in SloMo.

PointyHairedBoss


Love the music! Visually compelling, too. What a great reminder to pay attention to what is really going on when you use tools and equipment.

Your Mom might enjoy this video, too!

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Edible Gardening/Putting Things By

From By-Tor:

First red tomatoes and peppers from my container garden this season. This tomato was super sweet. I didn't try the peppers but I don't think they are particularly hot .

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They look great!

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Old Shrubs, New Shrubs

The word "shrub" sounds sort of unappealing to me. But there are many shrubs that are very attractive in the garden, if given a little care. Below, a few fragrant ones for various climates and conditions.

Here's an old shrub I just encountered this year: EDGEWORTHIA.

Ever heard of it?

North Carolina Extension Gardener: Edgeworthia Chrysantha

Common Name(s): Oriental Paper Bush, Paperbush, Paperbush Plant

Previously known as: Edgeworthia papyrifera

Description

The Irish botanist Michael Pakenham Edgeworth and his half sister Maria Edgeworth were both honored with the naming of this plant. Chrysantha refers to its golden yellow flowers. The common name, Paperbush, comes from its use to produce quality paper. In Japan, the paper is used to make banknotes.

Edgeworthia is a shrub native to China and the Himalayas that provides superb fall and winter interest and a gardenia-like fragrance. This well-branched, well-formed shrub begins forming its silvery buds in late summer into fall, adding interest to your fall garden. It begins to bloom in December, when it's nothing but a bare silhouette in the garden, and continues through the winter. The individual florets are tiny, but a few dozen make up a 1 to 2 inch cluster of beautiful yellow flowers.

Edgeworthia thrives in partial shade and appreciates well-enriched, moist soil. In spring, after the blooms pass, it sports lovely bluish foliage with silvery undertones that are both eye-catching and soothing. The foliage turns a nice yellow in the fall.

I haven't seen the yellow fall foliage photos. Maybe it's just on some cultivars.

The plant has pliable stems. I wonder if that has something to do with its use in making paper? (photo credit Jim Robbins)

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I hope making paper with the Paper Bush is easier than the ancient method of making paper from bamboo.

Edgeworthia plant form in early fall - you can see the white flower buds beginning to form before the leaves even fall. (Photo credit Susan Strine)

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Don't see how you could make a lot of paper from one plant.

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The Grumpy Gardener in Southern Living: Plant a Paper Bush

Paper bush (Edgeworthia chrysantha) produces highly fragrant flowers in late winter, thriving as a shade garden plant in moderate climates. Native to Asia, the paper bush, named for its bark, is a durable shrub often used to make paper goods, including banknotes, books, and wallpaper.

This deciduous shrub features showy blooms that last four to six weeks and emerge from equally beautiful silver flower buds. Paper bush is a sweet-smelling plant with minimal upkeep. The plant's structure makes it suitable for hedges or as a feature plant with well-formed branches filling the shape.

Taking fragrant blossoms indoors in winter sounds like a good idea.

Paper Bush Care

Paper bush is suited to the Middle, Lower, and Coastal South (USDA Zones 7-9), although with protection, it might get by in the Upper South (USDA Zone 6). Give it light shade and moist, fertile, acidic, well-drained soil containing lots of organic material. It can tolerate more sun to provide more blooms if the plant gets enough water. Water regularly during summer and fall to keep the soil consistently moist, and water during summer droughts. It is cold-hardy to 5°F degrees. It has no serious pests, and pruning is seldom required, but do so to remove damaged or diseased branches.

Paper bush spreads by rhizomes but isn't invasive and generally forms a dense, slowly expanding clump of long, pliable stems. Cuttings root easily in moist soil. The rapidly growing paper bush grows five to eight feet tall and wide, depending on the selection. Take cuttings to display indoors.

Paper bush is available in various showy blooms, each with distinct colors and sizes.

'Snow Cream': Boasting large clusters of highly fragrant, golden-yellow flowers, this variety is supposedly more cold-hardy than regular paper bush (down to 0°F).

'Akebono' (or 'Red Dragon'): This variety features orange-red flowers and grows slower and more compact than other species.

'Grandiflora': The species with the largest flowers.

'Ruby Splash': This variety is rare and contains red flowers.

I imagine that 'Snow Cream' is the variety growing by the East River in NYC.

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Back to Southern Living:

How to Get Paper Bush to Bloom

Although it's an attractive plant throughout the year, paper bush, a perennial, starts to shine in late fall. Drooping, rounded flower buds covered with silky, silvery hairs appear on top of naked stems. When sunlight hits the buds, the paper bush seems to bloom already. The flower buds grow in size and prominence all winter.

Then, in late winter, they pop open to reveal pendant clusters of dainty white tubular blooms on the outside, tipped with yellow. The sweet fragrance reminds you that paper bush is kin to winter daphne (but it's much easier to grow). Flowering can last four to six weeks.

The more sunlight exposure, the more blooms--just make sure to keep the plant hydrated. You do not need to deadhead these flowers.

Does anybody grow the famous, but touchy, Winter Daphne?

More at the link.

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A DESERT ORCHID?

Chitalpa El Niño is new on the market this year. Like the two existing marketed tree-form Chitalpas that I know of, it is a cross between to genera in the same family - not just a cross between species. But they did not call the tree forms "Desert Orchids".

Do you think these flowers qualify?

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This is the new one:

A truly unique option for your garden or landscape.
1. Intricate pink/purple flowers resemble orchids.
2. Flowers emit a delicious vanilla-melon fragrance.
3. Heat tolerant and deer resistant.
4. Zones 6-9, sun to part sun, 5-8' tall x 4-6' wide at maturity.

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See this 10 minute video discussion starting at 10 minutes, from a test garden in Western Michigan. Western Michigan doesn't sound exactly like "Desert Orchid" territory to me.

Fragrant, attracts bees and hummingbirds, maybe not so attractive to deer. Sounds great.

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For comparison, this is another chitalpa photo from Nan in AZ last year. I think this must be one of the earlier tree forms. It's nice, too! Probably 'Morning Cloud'.

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Should we start calling it a 'Desert Orchid', too? It's planted as a street tree in California.

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By the way, what if orchids and plants that sorta look like orchids inspired the creators of Star Wars?

Here's a Mock Orange 'Pearls of Perfume'. It blooms on both old and new wood, so it has a longer bloom season that most Philadelphus plants.

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From Pennsylvania, more new shrubs and trees.

For those in really cold climates, a hardier mock orange (P. lewisii), 'Blizzard'

And to go with it, a Wedgewood Blue lilac. Since we're doing fragrant shrubs.

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Adventure


Arizona friends went biking on a trail in the Santa Barbara area.

Ventura river

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Pier is still closed from the storm, lots of debris on the beach.

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There are attractive plants along the trail.

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Gardens of The Horde

Purple iris from 40 Miles North

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Hope everyone has a nice weekend.


If you would like to send photos, stories, links, etc. for the Saturday Gardening, Puttering and Adventure Thread, the address is:

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Remember to include the nic or name by which you wish to be known at AoSHQ, or let us know if you want to remain a lurker.

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Week in Review

What has changed since last week's thread? Gardening and Adventure Thread, May 4

Highlights:


  • Nan in AZ had an adventure with a more refined type of orchid tree, this one native to the Southwest. Great near patios:

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  • Martini Farmer had a bumper crop of dandelions.

  • Great discussion about toxic honey, including history of a disabled army (Rhododendron honey)

  • Check out the great garden recommendation from The Famous Pat*

Any thoughts or questions?

I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 01:29 PM




Comments

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1 I've summoned the others.

Posted by: Grumpy and Recalcitrant at May 11, 2024 01:36 PM (O7YUW)

2 Our lawn has a lot of clover that has been growing on the dead spots in the back and blanketing the front yard.

We can't mow anything yet but honestly, I'd be fine with letting it run wild a little longer.

Posted by: NR Pax at May 11, 2024 01:38 PM (E7kpD)

3 I just planted some Lemon Verbena.

Over/under on when it dies?

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 01:38 PM (d9fT1)

4 The snow is gone, although it spit down about an inch this week but that's all melted. Last gasp.

The greenhouse is complete, except that DH needs to seal up the holes in the block at the bottom. It will be brilliant. I have a heater for it to extend my seasons. And my plants in pots are ready to harden off and put in the green house. Maybe by Tuesday or so.

I'm going to plant potatoes, carrots and peas outside, along with a new bed for more strawberries. I need enough to make jam for the year. I will also plant some more dill, for pickles. The giant dill seems to do best up here. Plus parsley. Grows like a weed up here.

In the green house I'm doing green beans, celery, tomatoes, peppers, and lavender. Probably a pot of oregano and one of basil. Hoping to push the season into October this year, with heat.

I love putting up food for the year. I did tons of it in WI, and now I think I can do the same with this greenhouse.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2024 01:39 PM (sRfrW)

5 Good afternoon Greenthumbs

Wait, tomorrow is Mother's Day?

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 01:40 PM (fwDg9)

6 Pleased to report that my efforts at attracting more hummingbirds are paying off. Four runner bean seeds planted 3 weeks ago are now sprouting.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 01:43 PM (RIvkX)

7 Over/under on when it dies?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 01:38 PM (d9fT1)
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At least it has a chance of survival unlike most things in my garden.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 01:45 PM (RIvkX)

8 Still only 3 Anaheim peppers in my mini greenhouse which cleaned reasonably well the top plexiglass.
Was going to get more plants yesterday but was raining so didn't.

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (fwDg9)

9 CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 01:38 PM

I think it's a short-lived perennial under the best of circumstances. But maybe you'll get a season from it.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (rrtZS)

10 Hey guys. Prayers please. I'm scheduled for surgery in a half hour. Appendicitis. No wonder I hurt so bad.

Thank you

Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (gYXO4)

11 Mother's day tomorrow, so according the the schedule my dad kept all his life, planting should be this week. I have a lot to do to get ready, but my plants, started from seed 3/20, look amazing because of the newfangled grow light I've had them under. Not leggy or straggly at all. Who knew?

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2024 01:53 PM (VGOMa)

12 10 Hey guys. Prayers please. I'm scheduled for surgery in a half hour. Appendicitis. No wonder I hurt so bad.

Thank you
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (gYXO4)

One rosary, coming up, dear. You will be fine.

May God's grace cover you and may He hold you in the palm of His hand.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2024 01:54 PM (sRfrW)

13 God bless you, nurse. Heal quickly.

Posted by: huerfano at May 11, 2024 01:55 PM (VGOMa)

14 It's nice not knowing a thing about plants because I'm completely surprised each year by what, when, and where stuff pops up in the spring. My mom and my sister did a great job putting goodies all over the place. All I do is mow hard in the fall and that seems to free everything up in the spring.

Posted by: t-bird at May 11, 2024 01:56 PM (ws6WZ)

15 Prayers up, Nurse. Glad they know what it is. Runs in my family.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 01:57 PM (rrtZS)

16 nurse prayers and good luck

Suspected appendicitis

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 01:58 PM (fwDg9)

17 'Blizzard' mock orange is described as having a citrus/pineapple scent.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 01:59 PM (rrtZS)

18 Hey guys. Prayers please. I'm scheduled for surgery in a half hour. Appendicitis. No wonder I hurt so bad.

Thank you
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (gYXO4)

Well, you know what it is, and you are sure to make a full recovery. Could have been a lot worse. May your surgeon be accurate and deft of hand. Best wishes!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 02:00 PM (8zz6B)

19 I expect Nurse is shortly going to be in lala land, but not 5 minutes after her request for prayers, my new Manual of Prayers arrived in the mail. Guess what I'm doing for the next hour or so?

There are no coincidences.

Posted by: tcn in AK, Hail to the Thief at May 11, 2024 02:03 PM (sRfrW)

20 Garden-wise, I just came in from my last act of "gardening" for the season here. Sprayed four gallons of glyphosate on the various and sundry weeds here at the Arizona casa. Should make a good dent in the necessary hula-hoeing come my return in late Fall. And keep the driveway from becoming such a weed refuge that the city takes notice!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 11, 2024 02:04 PM (8zz6B)

21 >>> 10 Hey guys. Prayers please. I'm scheduled for surgery in a half hour. Appendicitis. No wonder I hurt so bad.

Thank you
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (gYXO4)

Done.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 11, 2024 02:04 PM (llON8)

22 Germination times are funny....

I'm starting some seeds indoors (yeah, it may be late for the rest of you, but I live in the mountains, and it snowed twice last week!) I started with some spearmint, about three weeks ago, and they have just now started sprouting. Last weekend I started some marigolds, and the first of them popped up in less than three days!

I've grown marigolds regularly, so I know they'll hit a big grown spurt in another two weeks....I wonder if the spearmint will even have a second pair of leaves by then...

Posted by: Castle Guy at May 11, 2024 02:06 PM (Lhaco)

23 Those orchid trees remind me of catalpa and desert willow trees. Catalpa has big, heart-shaped leaves and desert willow has narrow, pointed leaves.

Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2024 02:11 PM (Sf2cq)

24 ETEX MiniMo headed to the range!

Posted by: Eromero at May 11, 2024 02:11 PM (kVgR8)

25 I had no warning tomorrow is Mother's Day

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 02:11 PM (fwDg9)

26 Nurse - Prayers going out my dear.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2024 02:12 PM (XeU6L)

27 I don't think I've ever posted on the gardening thread.

QUESTION: Is it obvious that one should water the lawn and drip irrigate the plants and trees at midday but rather at dawn or just before?

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 11, 2024 02:12 PM (wOFGo)

28 Whelp, I cut down my red azalea. No matter what I tried the leaves were buggy with black spots underneath and whitening leaves. But it was covered in double buds and then entire plant was covered in gorgeous blooms.
When the blooms started to fall off, I could see that the leaves were silver and I could see crawly things. With only a few planters on my terrace, I decided to cut it down. Will need so,e help dumping the planter and the dirt so I can clean the planter. Sad, but looking forward to picking out a new one.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 02:13 PM (t/2Uw)

29 The flowers today ae gorgeous. Especially like orchid type and the purple Iris.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 02:16 PM (t/2Uw)

30 I love the paper tree, it's so pretty.

The succulent growing on the trail near the creek, I don't know the name but I just stole some babies off of one on a city street, it had huge babies on the trunk but I took two small babies and transplanted them in 4x4" pots. I should have taken one of the bigger ones but I thought someone is going to yell at me. The business it was in front of was closed but the neighbor told me they won't care, take them.

Posted by: CaliGirl at May 11, 2024 02:17 PM (7i76d)

31 Prayers for Nurse.

Posted by: Emmie at May 11, 2024 02:17 PM (Sf2cq)

32 Nurse!
So good you paid attention and didn't wait.
Keep us posted.
❤️❤️❤️

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 02:19 PM (t/2Uw)

33 The video by Pointy Haired Boss is just amazing.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 02:20 PM (rrtZS)

34 QUESTION: Is it obvious that one should water the lawn and drip irrigate the plants and trees at midday but rather at dawn or just before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at May 11, 2024 02:12 PM (wOFGo)

I thought it was evening.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 02:22 PM (t/2Uw)

35 34 QUESTION: Is it obvious that one should water the lawn and drip irrigate the plants and trees at midday but rather at dawn or just before?

I thought it was evening.

Posted by: Sharon(willow's apprentice) at May 11, 2024 02:22 PM
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Agree. Evening is best. Goal is to allow moisture to soak in rather than get lost to evaporation. Morning is better than mid-day if a choice must be made.

Posted by: TRex at May 11, 2024 02:25 PM (IQ6Gq)

36 Hang in there nurse
Prayers up from here!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (iPhone version) at May 11, 2024 02:28 PM (zeXga)

37 Anyone know how long a appendicitis operation takes?
Never had one

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 02:30 PM (fwDg9)

38 Nurse, my wife says she hopes you are well and she is worried for you.
I am too, of course.

'spec t you are under, now.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 02:33 PM (D7oie)

39 Anyone know how long a appendicitis operation takes?
Never had one
Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 02:30 PM (fwDg9)
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My wife was in for about an hour, and was in recovery for about 4 hours. She was home before the next morning. But there are variations depending on level of inflammation, and any kind of leakage into the intestines.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at May 11, 2024 02:34 PM (l+fvR)

40 Akebono was the name of a great Sumo wrestler!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 02:43 PM (d9fT1)

41 Hey guys. Prayers please. I'm scheduled for surgery in a half hour. Appendicitis. No wonder I hurt so bad.

Thank you
Posted by: nurse ratched at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (gYXO4)

Okay !

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 02:44 PM (T4tVD)

42 hiya

Posted by: JT at May 11, 2024 02:44 PM (T4tVD)

43 But maybe you'll get a season from it.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 01:50 PM (rrtZS)

That would be great. I love the aroma, and supposedly so do bees.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 02:44 PM (d9fT1)

44 Pug thanks, really had no idea but at least know no news for 5-6 hours isn't bad

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 02:45 PM (fwDg9)

45 Prayers coming your way Nurse....hope they got it before it ruptured.

Posted by: Grateful at May 11, 2024 02:46 PM (IQ6Gq)

46 Nurse a prayer for complete and speedy healing

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 11, 2024 02:48 PM (RIvkX)

47 KTE had her appendix removed about 3 years ago. In and out in an hour. Was home that evening.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 11, 2024 02:53 PM (R4t5M)

48 Prayers up, Nurse.
You're probably going to miss your dinner date though.
Bummer...

Posted by: ChrisP at May 11, 2024 02:56 PM (0TJEi)

49 Checked, Nurse is in surgery, as we would expect.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2024 03:04 PM (XeU6L)

50 Continuing to pray for you nurse. Glad to hear it was just an appendicitis

Posted by: Smell the Glove at May 11, 2024 03:05 PM (5S+sK)

51 Prayers nurse!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2024 03:06 PM (oIV3h)

52 I just planted some Lemon Verbena.

Over/under on when it dies?
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

Dead by October.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:07 PM (bhlvH)

53 My lovely wife has received flowers from four of her children. Not from her only bio kid though. Harumph!! They are all sitting beautifully on the front stoop.

Naturally, we are out of town. Which all the kids know. Oh well, it's the thought that counts.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 11, 2024 03:09 PM (oIV3h)

54 Hey guys. Prayers please. I'm scheduled for surgery in a half hour. Appendicitis. No wonder I hurt so bad.

Thank you
Posted by: nurse ratched

Glad they figured that out!
Prayers for you and team.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:09 PM (bhlvH)

55
QUESTION: Is it obvious that one should water the lawn and drip irrigate the plants and trees at midday but rather at dawn or just before?
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey

If you water in the evening you are still fighting evaporation as the ground and air cools.
so morning is best because the heat is gone so there will be less evaporation.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:14 PM (bhlvH)

56 Someone commented a while back about Miracle Grow potting mix being pretty crappy. The wife bought a bag to germinate the corn in. Looks like a mixture of sticks, chips, and peat moss. Not pleased, but we'll give it a try.

Posted by: ChrisP at May 11, 2024 03:15 PM (0TJEi)

57 Dead by October.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:07 PM (bhlvH)

You're an optimist!

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at May 11, 2024 03:18 PM (d9fT1)

58 Dead by October.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:07 PM (bhlvH)

You're an optimist!
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo

I've heard it said that all software programmers are optimists.
I got my start programming at the assembly/machine language level (lots of binary); so, yeah, you got me.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:27 PM (bhlvH)

59 Snails and slugs are eating my strawberries! Any suggestions on how to fight these critters?

Posted by: Beverly at May 11, 2024 03:30 PM (Epeb0)

60 Nood

Posted by: Notsothoreau at May 11, 2024 03:31 PM (yeEu9)

61 PET NOOD

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 03:33 PM (fwDg9)

62
I've heard it said that all software programmers are optimists.
I got my start programming at the assembly/machine language level (lots of binary); so, yeah, you got me.
Posted by: AZ
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I used to have a cartoon posted on the wall of my cubicle. Wish I could find it now. It was of a programmer sitting in front of his computer, with a listing in his hand. The thought-bubble above his head said, 'Hmm, must be a hardware problem'. There was also a thought-bubble above the monitor which said, 'Hmm, must be a software problem'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 11, 2024 03:33 PM (XeU6L)

63 Snails and slugs are eating my strawberries! Any suggestions on how to fight these critters?
Posted by: Beverly

Immune to blunt instruments.
Suggest sharp weapons or fireball spell.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2024 03:37 PM (cOq4q)

64 It was of a programmer sitting in front of his computer, with a listing in his hand. The thought-bubble above his head said, 'Hmm, must be a hardware problem'. There was also a thought-bubble above the monitor which said, 'Hmm, must be a software problem'.
Posted by: Mike Hammer

Classic.
I had an issue with chip once. I added up the time I was in the subroutine and it ended up being exactly equal to the chip counting down from 7bits. Hardware guy says: oh, I guess you should write your count before you do that, sorry.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 11, 2024 03:38 PM (bhlvH)

65 Not specifically about gardening, but wanted to say that we had a lovely graduation for my son’s university. No protests. Nice weather. Student speakers instead of outside guests. The majority of the students are either in horticulture, conservation, crop science, something to with agribusiness, or animal science or biology and equine science. No odd diversity studies majors. Maybe that’s why things were calm. Son graduated cum laude and his dad and I are proud of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2024 03:40 PM (+Z3fs)

66 Hocked some blooming ground orchids to co-worker for twenty
bones. So many I don't think wife will miss them...

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2024 03:44 PM (cOq4q)

67 Itinerant Alley Butcher at May 11, 2024 03:44 PM

I planted some of those at a previous house. They amaze me.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 03:59 PM (rrtZS)

68 Beverly at May 11, 2024 03:30 PM

If there aren't too many of them, you could put out some saucers of beer to drown them. Otherwise, some iron-based bait might work.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 04:01 PM (rrtZS)

69 ChrisP at May 11, 2024 03:15 PM

I think the formulas of Miracle Gro potting soils are regional. Around here, the moisture-retaining one is pretty good. Another is closer to what you describe. I can't remember what their seed-starting mix is like.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 04:03 PM (rrtZS)

70 Emmie at May 11, 2024 02:11 PM

Yes, there's a reason those desert orchid trees remind you of catalpa and desert willow trees. They are a cross between them.

Posted by: KT at May 11, 2024 04:09 PM (rrtZS)

71 Snails and slugs are eating my strawberries! Any suggestions on how to fight these critters?
Posted by: Beverly at May 11, 2024 03:30 PM (Epeb0)


moderately deep 1/2 pint cottage cheese containers with a mix of 1:2 mix of flour and water, and baking yeast will drown them, they will crawl in themselves;
Sluggo iron based bait;
Corey's slug and snail bait;
and

ducks.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 11, 2024 05:06 PM (D7oie)

72
Wait, tomorrow is Mother's Day?

Posted by: Skip at May 11, 2024 01:40 PM


You obviously did not visit your local 'Produce Junction' today to buy a plant for her and had to fight off the hordes. Not just a single horde. Hordes of hordes.

I parked behind the firehouse and walked over. Twenty pounds of produce. Twenty dollars. Cheap.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2024 05:27 PM (RKVpM)

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...The majority of the students are either in horticulture, conservation, crop science, something to with agribusiness, or animal science or biology and equine science. No odd diversity studies majors. Maybe that’s why things were calm. Son graduated cum laude and his dad and I are proud of him.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 11, 2024 03:40 PM


Great work Mom and Dad. I never have less then great respect for those who provide us with the nutritional means of survival.

It amazes me that so many of the people in this country are so willfully blind to actual reality.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2024 05:37 PM (RKVpM)

74
I'm trying to create a realistic scenario where I can feed my wife and I for an entire year in a 'worst case' scenario of another four year Biden term in office. Even with a couple acres of prime land for growing crops, it's taking a weekly revision of plans to even imagine getting even remotely close to that if the shit hits the fan. A couple thousand calories per day? Not even close. Maybe 500 calories. Maybe a little better then a WWII death camp experience.

There are way too many people in this country who are willfully ignorant of the fragile reality of their existence. Who vote. Often.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at May 11, 2024 06:17 PM (RKVpM)

75 74
Food crops are fragile. Hail, wind, flooding, insects, rabbits, birds .... Also most of us don't have enough land to make a contribution. When TSHTF most will die of starvation after all the chronically ill (BP, diabetes, stent-ated, CHF, kidney, liver, etc.) go due to lack of supporting medication. The roving gangs of mainly city dwellers looking for food will be another problem unless you are in a walled-in community. Life will be cheap.

Posted by: Ciampino - When TSHTF - manpower at May 11, 2024 06:44 PM (qfLjt)

76 Is this thing on?

Posted by: Ciampino - When TSHTF - manpower ... at May 11, 2024 06:58 PM (qfLjt)

77 I had appendicitis last August... I'm lucky they got to it before it ruptured and were able to complete it laparoscopically, since there was a delay of several days between "Wonder what I ate that didn't sit well?" and "yeah, now that we've got you through the ultrasound and CT scan, you should go to that emergency room 20 steps away and tell them we sent you".

No idea how long the surgery took, since I was definitely out like a light. It did take an extra night in the hospital while they ran mega-strong IV antibiotics through me just to be sure nothing leaked (followed by nasty lower GI aftereffects once I got home...).

Definitely praying for Nurse Ratched. I know how she felt as she typed... I remember the feeling of being all alone in the surgery prep room at 2 or 3 AM, no best friend, no husband, just me all alone, and nurses that wandered by periodically to be sure I was still there - and me hoping I'd see the sunrise again.

Surgery should be long since over by now. Praying that the healing will be smooth and quick and easy.

Posted by: Pat* at May 11, 2024 07:37 PM (6afOC)

78 From Boise area: Weather finally turning hot at the end of the week. We went on a short trailer trip for 2 nights, so Friday was planting day - 2 broccolini starts, 3 poblano starts, 2 paste and 2 beefsteak tomato starts, plus seeds of basil, Thai basil, 2 types of parsley, Scarlet Sage, and chamomile. I also dug up the daffodil bulbs that never came up, which were in 2 planter pots - they had rotted.

Still to plant - corn seeds, more green bean seeds, and tomato starts (in cloth pots). I also need to read all my notes on companion flowers, and figure out what to put where.

I did no work today (Husband mowed lawn in afternoon) - we ran a 4-H shooting match in the morning, and I attended a former student's bridal shower in the afternoon!

Posted by: Pat* at May 11, 2024 07:45 PM (6afOC)

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