It Takes a Village to Catch a Fish Cafe

9 Trump Girl 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @MAGA__Patriot
Military father returns home after 7 months and his daughter's reaction is priceless!

https://is.gd/u3fRia
53 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:50 PM (ZdexC)

10 Is this fishing? Kind of.

The suspense is killing me! Does he get Lassie's soccer ball back, or not?!?

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 07:51 PM (DgGvY)

11 I worked in a building that had a 100x200 green space that was concrete pavers and six ficuses. Green space as opposed to blacktop.

Posted by: Jamaica at May 07, 2024 07:51 PM (IG7T0)

12 Ah Italy.

There's no way that's Stjepan Hauser's real instrument.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2024 07:51 PM (PiwSw)

13 That park looks like another Antoni Gaudí mess. Am not a fan.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 07:51 PM (IG4Id)

14 When our cats were alive never tried to give them watermelon

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 07:52 PM (fwDg9)

15
Spoke with Her Majesty about an hour ago. She's out of surgery and recovery and has been moved to a room. They had to open up the incision on her knee, drain it, débride it and close it back up again. She'll be staying overnight so that antibiotic IV's can be administered. Let's hope this gets her on the road to a full recovery.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

16 Can't see much but:

AlphaFo𝕏 @Alphafox78 16h
I guarantee you have never seen a humpback whale eat two kayakers by mistake. 👀 😱

https://is.gd/4jO7lH
32 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:53 PM (ZdexC)

17 13 That park looks like another Antoni Gaudí mess. Am not a fan.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 07:51 PM (IG4Id)

You no likey Dr. Seuss?

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at May 07, 2024 07:53 PM (PiwSw)

18 Emily Zanotti 🦝 @emzanotti
Wait. The kids at Columbia spelled “Palestine” wrong?

https://is.gd/WeizBu
Photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:54 PM (ZdexC)

19 >>>Bringing your fren with you on a walkie.

Sometimes it's important not to give your victim a chance to get away.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2024 07:54 PM (klJTj)

20 Oh crap that goat was chasing chickens. Hope he’s not owned by a dumbass politician.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 07:54 PM (MNhXM)

21 I have had such a time with my phone last two days. No mobile internet, and today trying to figure out why reset phone. We'll that wiped out my WiF password I guess.

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

22 At first, I was pretty sure the top picture was AI. It's getting damn hard to tell.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (CsUN+)

23 Anti-shoplifting sign -- a real eye-opener:

https://is.gd/N713di
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (ZdexC)

24 That Barcelona pic could be a portrait.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (g0Y4p)

25 18 Community Notes sez "This photograph was not taken at Columbia University, but rather at Tabaret Hall at the University of Ottawa in Ontario, Canada."

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

26 It's for your own good:

unusual_whales @unusual_whales 1h
63% of new audits as of Summer 2023 targeted taxpayers with income of less than $200,000, per WSJ.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (ZdexC)

27 Thundercano will be released by Asylum in three weeks. Two days to write the script, 19 days to film it.

Can't wait!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

28 Rabbit heaven.

This is why you put the marigolds in the bottom row. No self-respecting rabbit eats those.

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 07:56 PM (DgGvY)

29 Canada geese have tiny teeth-like things on their tongues -- would not mess with one!!

https://www.birdzilla.com/
learn/do-geese-have-teeth/

(remove space)
*tinyurl is down

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2024 07:57 PM (cCVOS)

30 Spoke with Her Majesty about an hour ago. She's out of surgery and recovery and has been moved to a room. ... Let's hope this gets her on the road to a full recovery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

Prayers for a speedy recovery!

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2024 07:57 PM (OX9vb)

31 That park looks like another Antoni Gaudí mess. Am not a fan.
Posted by: weft cut-loop

Pick a style, at least. Ancient Greek-Incan was not ever a thing.

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 07:57 PM (DgGvY)

32 Was this park in Barcelona used in filming The Wizard of Oz? If not, it should have been.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 07:58 PM (4I/2K)

33 30 Amen!

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

34 Thundercano will be released by Asylum in three weeks. Two days to write the script, 19 days to film it.

Can't wait!
Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (OX9vb)

Me neither!

Posted by: Ian Ziering at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (4I/2K)

35 >>Bringing your fren with you on a walkie.

Awwwww!

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (cCVOS)

36 "Pick a style, at least. Ancient Greek-Incan was not ever a thing."

The style is formally named "Too Much."

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (MvF+J)

37 >>>Thundercano will be released by Asylum in three weeks. Two days to write the script, 19 days to film it.

Starring Ian Ziering.

Posted by: Dr. T at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (g0Y4p)

38 From Insty:
UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration.

TinyURL is down, so no link.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (CsUN+)

39 Pick a style, at least. Ancient Greek-Incan was not ever a thing.

Clearly you are unfamiliar with the Grincan style.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 08:01 PM (CsUN+)

40 Cut me some slack. It's work, and I got bills to pay!

Posted by: Ian Ziering at May 07, 2024 08:01 PM (PiwSw)

41 No bat-signal, so it appears the Met Gala soireé date night didn't have the most auspicious finish. Sad.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2024 08:02 PM (a3Q+t)

42 George shoots Lenny who goes to rabbit heaven.

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 08:02 PM (MNhXM)

43 Cats fighting for room on a cat bed.

"It's my night to be the big spoon. Move over."

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 08:02 PM (DgGvY)

44 Let's hope this gets her on the road to a full recovery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

Fingers crossed / prayers up

Posted by: browndog sending best wishes for a quick convalescence at May 07, 2024 08:02 PM (TTAGa)

45 >>UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration.

How about withhold salaries from professors withholding grades?

D@mn, Mike Adams would've written a helluva column about that. . .

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2024 08:02 PM (cCVOS)

46 Geese have no teeth (?) but their bites can draw blood. I FAFOed.

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 08:03 PM (MvF+J)

47 Ah, Italy.
------
The Paolo is also well-known for his fingering technique.

Posted by: paolo at May 07, 2024 08:05 PM (ZdexC)

48 lol watermelon cat

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 08:05 PM (MvF+J)

49 Willowed and slightly corrected:

"also joined raman for twelve days fans Bill and Steve of radio show crawdads countdown to kickoff" - President Pampers

Boy, that's a hell of a stutter you got there.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent, STEM Guy at May 07, 2024 08:05 PM (/HDaX)

50 geese do not actually have teeth. It does look like they have a rows of sharp little teeth, but these are actually tooth-like structures called “tomium.”

. . .geese certainly do have tooth-like shapes on the edges of their beaks. They also have scary, sharp, teeth-like structures on their tongues! All geese species appear to have them, but some species have more prominent tomium than others.
In the case of Canada Geese, at close range, we can see fine, sharp tomium that are easily visible.

Posted by: Lizzy at May 07, 2024 08:06 PM (cCVOS)

51 Community Notes sez "This photograph was not taken at Columbia University, but rather at Tabaret Hall at the University of Ottawa in Ontario, Canada."
Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot
----------
Thanks, gp.

The Community Notes aren't visible with the Nitter links that I originally read the Xtweet using.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:07 PM (ZdexC)

52 I think the doggie would have been happy to go get the ball

Posted by: Skip at May 07, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

53 I'm just waiting for the sequel, Snakes in a Thundercano.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 07, 2024 08:08 PM (mH6SG)

54 29 Canada geese have tiny teeth-like things on their tongues -- would not mess with one!!
------
They're also very, very mean.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:08 PM (ZdexC)

55 Hold on video... how about stop taking the fucking video and help?

Jeeezzzzzz

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2024 08:08 PM (xaFKb)

56 >>UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration.

Does this negatively effect the non suspended students besides just having to wait . Like Stopping graduation or moving on to the next semester?

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 08:09 PM (MNhXM)

57 I fucking hate graffiti--anybody caught doing that shit should be strung up by piano wire to the nearest street lamp.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 07, 2024 08:09 PM (XMwZJ)

58 https://is.gd/I36QyT

IS.GD is still up.

Lightning Volcano. Not sure it is the one I was thinking of, but an example.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:09 PM (di6C2)

59 The Boy Scouts, not sure whether they are hated enough, decides to drop the boy and just go with Scouting America. That way the girls who are boys won't feel too put off walking into the building.

Gawd, I can't loathe liberals enough.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 08:09 PM (q7hip)

60 The UNC professors should be shitcanned immediately.

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 07, 2024 08:10 PM (XMwZJ)

61 TinyURL is down, so no link.
Posted by: Archimedes
--------
Here's an alternate shortening site:
https://is.gd/

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:10 PM (ZdexC)

62 From Insty:
UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration.

TinyURL is down, so no link.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (CsUN+)

Then fire them for not doing their contracted job.

Easy Peazy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at May 07, 2024 08:10 PM (xaFKb)

63 Tinyurl down

Kaiser Permanente website is down

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 08:11 PM (/7KEl)

64 Another shortening site:

crisco.com

Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 08:11 PM (MvF+J)

65 Park at top: too ornate

what do you do there- go up and down the stairs?

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 08:12 PM (/7KEl)

66 Just heard an earth-shattering kaboom. The weather is feisty tonight.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 07, 2024 08:12 PM (FkUwd)

67 48 lol watermelon cat
Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 08:05 PM (MvF+J)
Our grey/black stripedy cat Manfred loved watermelon, but he was more like a kid than a cat. I saw him on the roof one day, asked him how he got there, he said ‘meow’. So I went over and held up my hands and said ‘Jump Manfred.’ And he did, no hesitation. Used to frolic with the otter lived in our lake.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 08:13 PM (Nq2KV)

68 IIRC, lightning is common during volcanic eruptions.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 07:46 PM (di6C2)

That column of ash is a natural Van de Graaf generator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 08:13 PM (8zz6B)

69 Another shortening site:

crisco.com
Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot
------
The Lard of the Puns tonight.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:13 PM (ZdexC)

70 57 I fucking hate graffiti--anybody caught doing that shit should be strung up by piano wire to the nearest street lamp.
Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 07, 2024 08:09 PM (XMwZJ)

Banksy

https://is.gd/jzDsR0

To be fair, most graffiti is just territorial marking.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:14 PM (di6C2)

71 If it takes a village to catch a fish, you fishing skills suck. Just sayin.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at May 07, 2024 08:14 PM (Ds3Rc)

72 Bar th e lona

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:14 PM (tpjlM)

73 >>>Is this fishing? Kind of.

I was more impressed at first when I thought he was using a soccer ball as a bobber.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 07, 2024 08:15 PM (klJTj)

74 64 Another shortening site:

crisco.com
Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 08:11 PM (MvF+J)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:15 PM (di6C2)

75 My pup makes an absolute pest of himself if I don't share watermelon with him. He loves it.

Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2024 08:15 PM (oaGWv)

76 >That column of ash is a natural Van de Graaf generator.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
---

there's a split second there that looks like a whole cloud of gas lit up like a light bulb

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 08:15 PM (/7KEl)

77 Darrell Brooks pleads No Contest to two of the violent felony charges in a plea deal to dismiss other charges. This is about him running over his gf in the weeks prior to the Christmas Parade. No courtroom theatrics this time and he was respectful towards the judge.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 08:15 PM (4I/2K)

78 Oh crap that goat was chasing chickens. Hope he’s not owned by a dumbass politician.
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 07:54 PM (MNhXM)

Well, if it's owned by muslims, eventually they will kill it by cutting its throat, and letting it thrash until it bleeds out. After butt-raping it first, though.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 08:16 PM (8zz6B)

79 Canada stores its hatred in its geese.

That's why they explode in a fireball if you shoot one.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 07, 2024 08:16 PM (FkUwd)

80 @26

>>63% of new audits as of Summer 2023 targeted taxpayers with income of less than $200,000, per WSJ.

That's because less than 3pct of the workforce makes over 200k.

Or alternatively..

Why do bank robbers rob banks.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 08:16 PM (XV/Pl)

81 Here's an alternate shortening site:

Thanks.

https://is.gd/CGRzad

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 08:17 PM (CsUN+)

82 38 From Insty:

TinyURL is down, so no link.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (CsUN+)
----
Try
is.gd
https://is.gd/create.php

Posted by: Ciampino - IS GOOD at May 07, 2024 08:18 PM (qfLjt)

83 Spoke with Her Majesty about an hour ago. She's out of surgery and recovery and has been moved to a room. ... Let's hope this gets her on the road to a full recovery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh

Oh no. What happened?

Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2024 08:18 PM (oaGWv)

84 Community Notes sez "This photograph was not taken at Columbia University, but rather at Tabaret Hall at the University of Ottawa in Ontario, Canada."
Posted by: gp Of Mount Pilot at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

Well, then! That makes it perfectly OK. It was illiterate Frenchmen, not illiterate Columbia grads.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 08:18 PM (8zz6B)

85 God's not happy, bro.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 08:19 PM (lX8VI)

86 Put on the skillet, put on the lid
Mama's gonna bake a little shortenin' bread

Posted by: The Andrews Sisters at May 07, 2024 08:19 PM (4I/2K)

87 Dang. Can you imagine being an Ancient Greek and watching the lightening vs volcano?

Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH)

88 Let's hope this gets her on the road to a full recovery.
Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 07, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)
===
b"h thanks for the update

The IV will fix her right up

Posted by: San Franpsycho at May 07, 2024 08:20 PM (+87un)

89 Thundercano will be released by Asylum in three weeks. Two days to write the script, 19 days to film it.

The big budget remake will be called Hephaestus and feature a new soundtrack by Hans Zimmer. Zendaya will be featured as Aglea in her first fully adult role, contra Cate Blanchet as Aphrodite

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:20 PM (D7oie)

90 Northwestern teaching assistant explains Gaza.

nash jenkins🕴
@pnashjenkins
my sense, from both my time online and my actual ethnographic work, is that there were a lot of people who wouldn’t have self-identified as anti-semitic six months ago who now feel differently

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:20 PM (L/fGl)

91 Saved by the crossbar.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:21 PM (ZdexC)

92
>>63% of new audits as of Summer 2023 targeted taxpayers with income of less than $200,000, per WSJ.

That's because less than 3pct of the workforce makes over 200k.

Or alternatively..

Why do bank robbers rob banks.
Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 07, 2024 08:16 PM (XV/Pl)

And also someone making $170k will pay up. Someone making $170m will have an army of lawyers fighting the IRS for years and years.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:21 PM (tpjlM)

93 Dang. Can you imagine being an Ancient Greek and watching the lightening vs volcano?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH)

It's just like Alien vs Predator!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 08:21 PM (4I/2K)

94 cool photos!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 07, 2024 08:21 PM (n3DL0)

95 Dang. Can you imagine being an Ancient Greek and watching the lightening vs volcano?

Zeus vs. Vulcan: this time it's personal!

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 08:21 PM (CsUN+)

96 I let a goose and her young cross a busy road in front of my car one time, and after they were done she looked back at me with her mouth open waiting to make eye contact as if to thank me.

Or she had wind.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 08:22 PM (lX8VI)

97 43 Cats fighting for room on a cat bed.

"It's my night to be the big spoon. Move over."

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 08:02 PM (DgGvY)
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You beat me to it. They are not fighting anything, one wants to cuddle with the other.

Posted by: Ciampino - Ii's all good until you get eaten at May 07, 2024 08:22 PM (qfLjt)

98 86 Put on the skillet, put on the lid
Mama's gonna bake a little shortenin' bread
Posted by: The Andrews Sisters at May 07, 2024 08:19 PM (4I/2K)
‘Mammy’s lil baby love shortnin shortnin mammy’s lil baby love shortnin bread!’

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 08:23 PM (Nq2KV)

99 Trump Girl 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @MAGA__Patriot
Military father returns home after 7 months and his daughter's reaction is priceless!

https://is.gd/u3fRia
53 seconds
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC)

Very sweet.

Posted by: Tuna at May 07, 2024 08:23 PM (oaGWv)

100 Here's an alternate shortening site:

Thanks.

https://is.gd/CGRzad
Posted by: Archimedes

Here's an alternate shortening site:

https://crisco.com

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 08:23 PM (nFo4U)

101 "my sense, from both my time online and my actual ethnographic work"

Anyone else feel like punching him for that sentence. I am not saying it is wrong, it just seems like a tedious way of putting it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:24 PM (di6C2)

102 Zeus vs. Vulcan: this time it's personal!
Posted by: Archimedes

"Let's get ready to rumble!!!!!!!!"

Posted by: Michael Buffer at May 07, 2024 08:24 PM (WXNFJ)

103 Amazon Jeff backed the wrong horse.

New York Post
@nypost
Jeff Bezos moved to Fla. and invested $60M into lab-grown meat — then Ron DeSantis banned it

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:24 PM (L/fGl)

104
93 Dang. Can you imagine being an Ancient Greek and watching the lightening vs volcano?
Posted by: Diogenes at May 07, 2024 08:19 PM (W/lyH)

I don’t take all those stories literally. Like some Greek didn’t think Zeus was throwing bolts of lightning when he saw lightning.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:25 PM (tpjlM)

105 The goat boinging around chasing birds is something! Plus doggies on the roof like it’s Tuesday.

Posted by: Piper at May 07, 2024 08:25 PM (u/mEj)

106 Here's an alternate shortening site

butcristerco.com

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 08:25 PM (lX8VI)

107 Anyone else feel like punching him for that sentence. I am not saying it is wrong, it just seems like a tedious way of putting it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:24 PM (di6C2)

I want to punch him because he intentionally says nothing and expects me to fill in the blanks with my own expectations.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:26 PM (D7oie)

108 UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration.
TinyURL is down, so no link.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (CsUN+)

I don't think you can fully judge a college like UNC without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. UNC's professors have a long-standing tradition of existence to our students and to the activist muslim and gay communities at large.

Posted by: UNC Professors at May 07, 2024 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

109 there were a lot of people who wouldn’t have self-identified as anti-semitic six months ago who now feel differently

—

You’re welcome.
- TikTok

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:27 PM (tpjlM)

110 What is Ron's pretense for this interference.

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 08:27 PM (lX8VI)

111 2-2

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:27 PM (ZdexC)

112 Can a Canadian get goosed?

Posted by: Ciampino - Gandered? at May 07, 2024 08:27 PM (qfLjt)

113 There are a lot of calls to fire the profs at UNC, or suspend their pay. I say you start docking them a week's pay for every day they delay, then after 3 days up it to a month's pay, then after another 3 days, a year's pay. In order to stop the clock, you have to publicly say you're doing it. Make them admit they're full of crap and will sell out their principles.

Even better would be to say "in 2 days, 4 out of 5 of you will be gone. The first 20% of you who submit grades will have jobs in 2 days. Make them compete for who rats out first.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 08:28 PM (CsUN+)

114 OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
Spokesman for the White House National Security Council, John Kirby was just asked if the United States supports Israel’s Intention to Eliminate Hamas, which he Responded, “You’re not going to Eliminate an Ideology through Military Operations.”

-
I guess he's right. We thought we bombed the Nazi out of the world 80 years ago but now they are sprouting up in Columbia.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:29 PM (L/fGl)

115 I saw actual ethnographic work open for Nickelback in Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, circa 2003.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:29 PM (tpjlM)

116 A lot of the anti-semites don't feel differently now, they just feel safe announcing it.

FNAB

Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 08:29 PM (lX8VI)

117 Here's an alternate shortening site

butcristerco.com
Posted by: ... at May 07, 2024 08:25 PM (lX8VI)

During the French Revolution, I was a shortening site, too.

Posted by: Place de la Concorde at May 07, 2024 08:29 PM (8zz6B)

118 UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration.
TinyURL is down, so no link.
Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 07:59 PM (CsUN+)

I don't think you can fully judge a college like UNC without looking at the positive qualities of the people in it. UNC's professors have a long-standing tradition of existence to our students and to the activist muslim and gay communities at large.

Posted by: UNC Professors at May 07, 2024 08:27 PM (R/m4+)

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 08:30 PM (4I/2K)

119 I am not sure what to do about college professors who are on a wildcat strike. You used to be able to send in the Pinkertons to break some heads, but that seems like sandblasting an oyster cracker in this case.

Hire some TAs to change the locks on the office and pack all the belongings in a storage unit offsite?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:33 PM (D7oie)

120 500 Dineros says at least 1 of those UNC professors is Jewish. Probably more.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:33 PM (tpjlM)

121 OSINTdefender
@sentdefender
Spokesman for the White House National Security Council, John Kirby was just asked if the United States supports Israel’s Intention to Eliminate Hamas, which he Responded, “You’re not going to Eliminate an Ideology through Military Operations.”

-
I guess he's right. We thought we bombed the Nazi out of the world 80 years ago but now they are sprouting up in Columbia.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:29 PM (L/fGl)

Perhaps we can be of some assistance in Rafah?

Posted by: Zombie Gen Curtis Lemay and Zombie Gen Bomber Harris at May 07, 2024 08:33 PM (4I/2K)

122 Isn't Godzilla supposed to come out of that volcano?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 08:33 PM (q7hip)

123 117, LOL!

& g'night everyone!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez at May 07, 2024 08:33 PM (tQtDb)

124 I am not sure what to do about college professors who are on a wildcat strike. You used to be able to send in the Pinkertons to break some heads, but that seems like sandblasting an oyster cracker in this case.

I'd enjoy it.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 08:34 PM (R4t5M)

125 We built this country
We built this country on wetback work!

End Wokeness
@EndWokeness
BREAKING: Biden apologizes for calling Laken Riley's kiIIer an "illegal"
"I'm not gonna treat any of these people with disrespect. They built this country."

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:34 PM (L/fGl)

126 I am not sure what to do about college professors who are on a wildcat strike. You used to be able to send in the Pinkertons to break some heads, but that seems like sandblasting an oyster cracker in this case.

Each one of those people has spent a lifetime busting their ass to get a tenured position at a quality institution like UNC (DEI hires excepted). They're not going to risk that for some bs protest.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 08:36 PM (CsUN+)

127 100
Here's an alternate shortening site:

https://crisco.com

Posted by: rickb223 at May 07, 2024 08:23 PM (nFo4U)
----
You got me with your oleaginous trick. Smooth.
Cookies made with it are great.

Posted by: Ciampino - Gandered? I was not goosed. at May 07, 2024 08:36 PM (qfLjt)

128 Whoa whoa whoa!! I thought slaves built this country,

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:36 PM (tpjlM)

129 Godzilla comes out of the sea, are you thinking of Gamera?

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie)

130 Each one of those people has spent a lifetime busting their ass to get a tenured position at a quality institution like UNC (DEI hires excepted). They're not going to risk that for some bs protest.

And if they do, they're obviously too stupid to teach at UNC.

Posted by: Archimedes at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (CsUN+)

131 We built this country
We built this country on wetback work!

https://is.gd/eC6Rkc

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (di6C2)

132 Prayers for a speedy recovery Hadrian.

Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2024 08:38 PM (B705c)

133 Godzilla comes out of the sea, are you thinking of Gamera?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie)

Gamera is a friend of the children.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 08:38 PM (R4t5M)

134 129 Godzilla comes out of the sea, are you thinking of Gamera?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie

Is that the volcano one?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 08:38 PM (q7hip)

135 23 Anti-shoplifting sign -- a real eye-opener:

https://is.gd/N713di
photo

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 07:55 PM (ZdexC)
----
You misspelt anal-opener.

Posted by: Ciampino - you will be goosed. at May 07, 2024 08:39 PM (qfLjt)

136 Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello May 5
Here’s just some of the demands the Chicago Teachers Union is reportedly making:

-Fully paid abortions

-45 paid days off

-Housing for illegal migrants

-A salary increase from $93,182 to $144,620 by 2027

-More LGBTQ+ annual training

MEANWHILE, only 21% of the Chicago’s eighth graders are proficient in reading.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:39 PM (ZdexC)

137 134 129 Godzilla comes out of the sea, are you thinking of Gamera?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie

Is that the volcano one?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 08:38 PM (q7hip)

Was that the many headed one? Ghidorah?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

138 Everyone built this country. Except, weirdly, white people. The group that up until 25 years ago made up 90% of the population of the country.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (tpjlM)

139 Godzilla comes out of the sea, are you thinking of Gamera?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie)

Gamera? Gamera? Gamera couldn't hold my jock strap!

If I had a jock strap...which I do not as I have no jock.

But I will still fuck up that bitch Gamera.

Posted by: Godzilla, Jap Eater and Egg Fertilizer at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (R/m4+)

140 Is that the volcano one?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 08:38 PM (q7hip)

He's the big turtle.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (R4t5M)

141 9 weeks of vacation is nice, if you can get it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

142 141 9 weeks of vacation is nice, if you can get it.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

Do they want that in addition to summers off??

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 07, 2024 08:41 PM (OX9vb)

143 137 134 129 Godzilla comes out of the sea, are you thinking of Gamera?
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:37 PM (D7oie

Is that the volcano one?
Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 08:38 PM (q7hip)

Was that the many headed one? Ghidorah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

Wait, do you mean Rodan?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 07, 2024 08:41 PM (q7hip)

144 45 days in addition to all the vacation they get already? lol. So they’ll work like 6 weeks a year.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:42 PM (tpjlM)

145 Isn’t Hamas officially declared a terrorist organization?

So Kirby doesn’t want Israel to get rid of a terrorist organization?

Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 08:42 PM (MNhXM)

146 If only Groot were still at the helm in Chicago.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 07, 2024 08:42 PM (a3Q+t)

147 Was that the many headed one? Ghidorah?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:40 PM (di6C2)

Oh, there they go! There they go! Every time I start talking about Godzilla, somebody gotta pull Ghidorah outta their ass! That's they one! That's they one! Ghidorah! Ghidorah! Lemme tell you something once and for all! Ghidorah was good, but compared to Godzilla, Ghidorah ain't shit!

Posted by: Godzilla, Jap Eater and Egg Fertilizer at May 07, 2024 08:43 PM (R/m4+)

148 -45 paid days off

-

Wait, is this in addition to the regular three months off?

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 08:44 PM (RRLgz)

149 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok May 6
A Pro-Palestinian activist group have claimed responsibility for burning over a dozen Portland Police cars. They called it a "preemptive attack" to prevent the police from dismantling the pro-Palestine encampment at Portland State University.

How many of them have been arrested?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:44 PM (ZdexC)

150 My kids get about 15 weeks vacation.
10 weeks summer, 3 weeks winter, 1 week spring about a weeks worth of Fridays off sprinkled through the year. So teachers already get 75 PTO days. Plus sick days which are on top of it. And they’re always complaining how overworked they are. Fuck off assholes.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:44 PM (tpjlM)

151 149 Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok May 6
A Pro-Palestinian activist group have claimed responsibility for burning over a dozen Portland Police cars. They called it a "preemptive attack" to prevent the police from dismantling the pro-Palestine encampment at Portland State University.

How many of them have been arrested?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:44 PM (ZdexC)

Why would that 'prevent' a forceful response?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:45 PM (di6C2)

152 How many of them have been arrested?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:44 PM (ZdexC)

To ask the question is to answer it.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:46 PM (tpjlM)

153 So Kirby doesn’t want Israel to get rid of a terrorist organization?
Posted by: polynikes

What the world needs now is love, sweet love
It's the only thing that there's just too little of

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:47 PM (L/fGl)

154 Isn’t Hamas officially declared a terrorist organization?

So Kirby doesn’t want Israel to get rid of a terrorist organization?
Posted by: polynikes at May 07, 2024 08:42 PM (MNhXM)

They’re not terrorist, terrorist, they only kill Jews so eh whatever.

Posted by: Montec at May 07, 2024 08:47 PM (tpjlM)

155 sentdefender
Spokesman for the White House National Security Council, John Kirby was just asked if the United States supports Israel’s Intention to Eliminate Hamas, which he Responded, “You’re not going to Eliminate an Ideology through Military Operations.”

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Unless it's MAGAts. They don't understand anything else.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 08:47 PM (RRLgz)

156 3-2

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:49 PM (ZdexC)

157 Rebel News @RebelNewsOnline 21h
Austrian Chancellor Karl Nehammer has unveiled plans to impose stricter controls on family reunification for migrants entering the country, including the use of DNA tests to verify family relationships.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:49 PM (ZdexC)

158 You know you're really stuck in the mud when the dog won't let you climb out using him as a float.

Posted by: DaveA at May 07, 2024 08:51 PM (FhXTo)

159 Breanna Morello @BreannaMorello May 5
Here’s just some of the demands the Chicago Teachers Union is reportedly making:

-Fully paid abortions

>>

'Cause 5th grade to 8th grade baby daddies don't got the bankroll for abortions.

Posted by: Count de Monet at May 07, 2024 08:51 PM (4I/2K)

160 New York Post
@nypost
Zoogoers outraged to discover ‘panda’ exhibit was actually dogs dyed black and white

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Wait'll find out about troons.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:51 PM (L/fGl)

161 The volcano/lightening pic. I suspect that such things occur with regularity...just not captured on ~~film~~ video.

The air above the vent containing lots of particulates, and ionized.

Some of you who are over 29, and audio enthusiasts, might have dabbled in flame tweeters or 'plasma speakers'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 08:52 PM (XeU6L)

162 an Ancient Greek and watching the lightening vs volcano
There was no volcano lightening in ancient Greece.
They just got heavier and heavier.

When Godzilla et al come up, my sense, from both my time online and my actual ethnographic work, is that some of us are monotheists only because we can't keep our giants and monsters straight.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at May 07, 2024 08:54 PM (zdLoL)

163 Mike Shelby | Do Your Area Study @grayzoneintel 7h
5-7 years ago, an SF buddy of mine did security consulting for a hedge fund manager who was buying a survival/retreat property.

the guy’s top concern was how to keep his security in line once authority broke down.

there was no good way.

Cernovich @Cernovich 5h
90% of private security for billionaires is “far right wing.” And they’ve all had some form of conversation like. “Why are we guarding these pieces of shit?” And “If things get bad will we just take their stuff.”

That’s why I don’t lose sleep worrying about doomsday.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 08:55 PM (ZdexC)

164 Faux panda story.

https://shorturl.at/ipEY8

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:56 PM (L/fGl)

165 The heading causes me to recall Florence King's take on Hillary's book. King: 'It only takes a child to raze a village'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 08:56 PM (XeU6L)

166 Why would that 'prevent' a forceful response?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 07, 2024 08:45 PM (di6C2)

because overt acts of violence over-awe the Portland city council and the state legislature.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 08:59 PM (D7oie)

167 Faux panda story.
https://shorturl.at/ipEY8
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 08:56 PM (L/fGl)

Pandas. Hopefully they go extinct soon and take the Koalas with them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 07, 2024 09:01 PM (R/m4+)

168 Take this with a pinch of salt as it is Wiki but it's pretty good:

1936–1939 Arab revolt in Palestine

https://is.gd/kn6aZ3

Posted by: Ciampino - arrabbiato at May 07, 2024 09:03 PM (qfLjt)

169 40 hour work week is 2080 hours per year.
For us wage slaves $144,000/yr is about $70 per hour. I make nowhere near that.
Teachers work 1440 hours per year. 180 days. That's over $100/hr.
45 of those 180 days being vacation.
That is a quarter of the school year they want off.
Now we get to substitute teachers...
For every 4 teachers there will need to be one substitute.
...
Fuck Chi-town. Fuck unions.

Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2024 09:03 PM (B705c)

170 Christopher F. Rufo ⚔️ @realchrisrufo 7h
EXCLUSIVE: NPR CEO Katherine Maher has refused to testify before Congress tomorrow, as scheduled, with her lawyers telling the committee that she needs additional time to prepare. But she cannot stall forever. She will answer to the American people.
====
Isn't that a criminal offence now -- three months in prison or something??

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:04 PM (ZdexC)

171 Evening.

The lightning volcano video is great.

The ooohing and aaaahing voices are clearly overdubbed. It's several different videos edited together but the same "crowd."

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 09:06 PM (Dt6zb)

172 Not volcano lightning but by coincidence our Weather Network is running a filler piece right now about getting hit by 'regular' lightning.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:06 PM (ZdexC)

173 'It only takes a child to raze a village'.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 08:56 PM (XeU6L)

This isn't about me is it?

Posted by: Bodie Bill at May 07, 2024 09:07 PM (B705c)

174 Those damn Jews are closing schools!

Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
Education is a fundamental human right. All 12 of Gaza’s universities and more than 80% of its schools are severely damaged or destroyed. The tragic toll of this war includes students and teachers who have been killed, but the impact will be felt for generations to come.

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That right wasn't all that fundamental here in the U.S.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 09:07 PM (L/fGl)

175 All 12 of Gaza’s universities and more than 80% of its schools are severely damaged or destroyed. The tragic toll of this war includes students and teachers who have been killed, but the impact will be felt for generations to come.

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Okay.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 09:10 PM (yqqF2)

176 @amuse @amuse 12h
BOEING: Boeing admitted that its DEI hires in South Carolina falsified 787 inspection records. As a result, the FAA has opened yet another investigation into the beleaguered company.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:11 PM (ZdexC)

177 >my sense, from both my time online and my actual ethnographic work, is that there were a lot of people who wouldn’t have self-identified as anti-semitic six months ago who now feel differently
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can someone diagram this sentence please

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:11 PM (/7KEl)

178 Police in Amsterdam bring in bulldozers to clear out the pro-terror mob.

https://is.gd/MBflIX

Posted by: Ciampino - Beaten with sticks - YEAH! at May 07, 2024 09:13 PM (qfLjt)

179 I'm glad Randi Weingarden solved all of the domestic education problems.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 09:13 PM (R4t5M)

180 Education is a fundamental human right.
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As if the saying of it establishes the 'right'. Leftists rely on this technique...for everything.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 09:13 PM (XeU6L)

181 Those damn Jews are closing schools!

Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
Education is a fundamental human right. All 12 of Gaza’s universities and more than 80% of its schools are severely damaged or destroyed. The tragic toll of this war includes students and teachers who have been killed, but the impact will be felt for generations to come.

-
That right wasn't all that fundamental here in the U.S.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 07, 2024 09:07 PM (L/fGl)

The only thing those kids are learning is 2+2=Death to the Jews!

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 09:14 PM (38sag)

182 Send for the scoops.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:14 PM (ZdexC)

183 my sense, from both my time online and my actual ethnographic work, is that there were a lot of people who wouldn’t have self-identified as anti-semitic six months ago who now feel differently
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can someone diagram this sentence please

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If I'm reading correctly he's saying that up until six months ago students were only aware that they needed to maintain the company line on Global Warming and homosexuality, but then they quickly realized their grades were at risk if they didn't also hate the filthy jews, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie - Little girls dreamt of being moms, women told them not to follow their dreams at May 07, 2024 09:14 PM (yqqF2)

184 U.S. Ministry of Truth
@USMiniTru
7 hours ago

🚨JUST IN: Gov. Kathy Hochul of New York counters racism allegations by informing reporters that her 'family eats fried chicken and watermelon all the time.'

Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 09:14 PM (D7oie)

185 176 @amuse @amuse 12h
BOEING: Boeing admitted that its DEI hires in South Carolina falsified 787 inspection records. As a result, the FAA has opened yet another investigation into the beleaguered company.
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:11 PM (ZdexC)

*sweats profusely*

Posted by: currently breathing Boeing whistleblower at May 07, 2024 09:15 PM (DTX3h)

186 >Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
Education is a fundamental human right.
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says who

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:15 PM (/7KEl)

187 Police in Amsterdam bring in bulldozers to clear out the pro-terror mob.

https://is.gd/MBflIX
Posted by: Ciampino - Beaten with sticks - YEAH! at May 07, 2024 09:13 PM (qfLjt)
Send in the scoops!

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 09:15 PM (ufFY8)

188 28

'No self-respecting rabbit eats those.'

I did one time and it gave me diarrhea.

Posted by: Peter Rabbit at May 07, 2024 09:15 PM (roH4R)

189 Re. KJP's crime lie:

Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck 20h
Literally no one sane believes this.

The real story:
• There’s a historic low in prosecutors doing their job putting criminals in prison.

• There’s a crisis where police are less likely to arrest some criminals because crimes aren’t prosecuted so why risk your life?

• Woke DA’s are often downgrading serious charges to misdemeanors.

Sane people in nearly every big city will tell you that their city has a historic crime crisis. Most cops will also tell you how bad it is too. The Democrats can distort stats through inaction, bad policy, downgrading charges and non-prosecution but they can’t distort our minds and memories to unless we let them.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:16 PM (ZdexC)

190
"Ice cream and cake are fundamental Rights" - Stuff Thomas Jefferson Said, Vol. IX, Pg. 63

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 09:16 PM (XeU6L)

191 Horde mind!

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:16 PM (ZdexC)

192 $1.99/lb top sirloin is a fundamental human right.

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:17 PM (/7KEl)

193 Boeing admitted that its DEI hires in South Carolina falsified 787 inspection records. As a result, the FAA has opened yet another investigation into the beleaguered company.

Well, they don't know what a computer is, so...

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 09:17 PM (ufFY8)

194 UST IN: Gov. Kathy Hochul of New York counters racism allegations by informing reporters that her 'family eats fried chicken and watermelon all the time.'
Posted by: Kindltot at May 07, 2024 09:14 PM (D7oie)

They also like dominos and playing Big Whiz on Saturday nights.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 07, 2024 09:17 PM (R4t5M)

195 12 universities in Gaza? How'd they manage to squeeze so many in next to all those hospitals?

Posted by: spindrift at May 07, 2024 09:17 PM (m2/Eo)

196 Tiger moving mate from the bed spot was funneh.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 07, 2024 09:18 PM (ufFY8)

197 > As a result, the FAA has opened yet another investigation into the beleaguered company.
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yeah I would not ride their new spaceship

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:18 PM (/7KEl)

198 LOL. Adams replying to the canoe bitch:

Michelle Kosinski @MichLKosinski May 5
A few weeks ago, I had dinner with a few couples, friends of friends, all American. All were well-educated and successful in careers.
They seemed great! On the surface. For like an hour.
But slowly, over a few drinks, they began to let slip their true MAGA natures....

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 7h
Are we sure the problem is all the smart people except you turned dumb?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:18 PM (ZdexC)

199 Education is a fundamental human right.

By that she means the ability of her ilk to educate for lots of money. Results be damned.

Posted by: Reforger at May 07, 2024 09:19 PM (B705c)

200 I did one time and it gave me diarrhea.
Posted by: Peter Rabbit
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That would explain the unpleasant taste of this pie.

Posted by: Mr McGregor at May 07, 2024 09:19 PM (XeU6L)

201 >>> All 12 of Gaza’s universities and more than 80% of its schools are severely damaged or destroyed.
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Where are the 20%?
Give us the coordinates.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 09:19 PM (lCWOD)

202 >> UST IN: Gov. Kathy Hochul of New York counters racism allegations by informing reporters that her 'family eats fried chicken and watermelon all the time.'
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in fact, some of her best friends are black

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:19 PM (/7KEl)

203 3-3

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:19 PM (ZdexC)

204 "UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration."

I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Faulty-staff handbook, which tends to be a firing offense.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2024 09:19 PM (dLUQ/)

205 Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:04 PM (ZdexC)

Why was the NPR executive called to testify before Congress.?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 09:20 PM (XkYcA)

206 How can you not be for making America great again

would it be so bad

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:21 PM (/7KEl)

207 ---

yeah I would not ride their new spaceship
Posted by: Don Black
-----------------------------

ah hmmn, It is a Starliner, if you please/

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 09:21 PM (lCWOD)

208 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 7h
Are we sure the problem is all the smart people except you turned dumb?
Posted by: andycanuck

.....

Dang.

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 09:22 PM (DgGvY)

209 Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 11h
I'm forming a posse to hunt for those white supremacists hiding in the mountains. You know, the ones Maxine Waters told us about.

We will know them by their khaki pants and baseball caps.

I assume they were once in the US military but left around the same time the military looked for them and couldn't find them.

They are everywhere and nowhere at the same time. Very dangerous.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:22 PM (ZdexC)

210 UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration."

So they're punishing all the students in order to support the rioters? Makes sense/sarc. I'd be calling the school every day if I were a parent.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 09:22 PM (XkYcA)

211 >>Why was the NPR executive called to testify before Congress.?

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to address accusations of political bias

while they accept grants from the US Treasury

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:23 PM (/7KEl)

212 JUST IN: Gov. Kathy Hochul of New York counters racism allegations by informing reporters that her 'family eats fried chicken and watermelon all the time.'

No hot sauce in her purse, though. That would be too obvious.

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 09:23 PM (DgGvY)

213 174
Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
Education is a fundamental human right.
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Where does it say that education is a fundamental human right. Beyond what your parents, older siblings and possible the tribe may impart, and they do so for their eventual gain, your statement does not compute.

Posted by: Ciampino - Is she really randy? at May 07, 2024 09:23 PM (qfLjt)

214 "UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration."

I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Faulty-staff handbook, which tends to be a firing offense.
Posted by: FeatherBlade
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Send in the Phi Kappa Pi frat boys. They seem to know how to handle these situations.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 09:23 PM (XeU6L)

215 don't worry- she'll dodge any subpoena

her name is on the Protected rolls and she will come to no harm

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:23 PM (/7KEl)

216 192 $1.99/lb top sirloin is a fundamental human right.
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:17 PM (/7KEl)
Mrs. E, she who is all about checking the discount sections at the grocery store, bought 3 Wagu t-bones averaging a pound plus, marked down from $50 to $24 each. Our little ETEXminimo group is eating high on the buta next Sunday meal.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 09:23 PM (NxC5+)

217 The House Energy & Commerce Committee is summoning the head of NPR before Congress to answer accusations the outlet has a left-wing bias despite receiving federal funds.

"The Committee has concerns about the direction in which NPR may be headed under past and present leadership. As a taxpayer funded, public radio organization, NPR should focus on fair and objective news reporting that both considers and reflects the views of the larger U.S. population and not just a niche audience," Committee Chairwoman Cathy McMorris Rodgers, R-Wash., wrote to NPR CEO Katherine Maher.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:24 PM (ZdexC)

218 your statement does not compute.
Posted by: Ciampino
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She may not know what a 'computer' is.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 09:25 PM (XeU6L)

219 🏒 Alright COL v DAL Game 1 coming up 🏆

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:26 PM (/7KEl)

220 #209 addendum:

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 11h
They are ironing their khaki pants as we speak.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:26 PM (ZdexC)

221 Randi Weingarten
@rweingarten
Education is a fundamental human right.
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Where does it say that education is a fundamental human right.
Posted by: Ciampino

And if it is one, your fundamental rights come from God. I guess we should let the churches run all the schools, and get the government out of it.

Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

222 204 "UNC professors are withholding students' grades until suspended, pro-Hamas agitators are un-suspended by administration."

I'm pretty sure that's a violation of the Faulty-staff handbook, which tends to be a firing offense.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at May 07, 2024 09:19 PM (dLUQ/)
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What has Basil Fawlty got to do with this grades debacle?
It's not The Germans again is it?

Posted by: Ciampino - Who is at fault? at May 07, 2024 09:27 PM (qfLjt)

223 LOL.

The Associated Press @AP 12h
BREAKING: Attorney for Stormy Daniels says the porn actor is expected to appear as a witness in Trump's hush money trial Tuesday. apnews.com/article/trump-tri

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 11h
Will she testify that Trump gave her a gag order?

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:28 PM (ZdexC)

224 212 JUST IN: Gov. Kathy Hochul of New York counters racism allegations by informing reporters that her 'family eats fried chicken and watermelon all the time.'

No hot sauce in her purse, though. That would be too obvious.
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 09:23 PM (DgGvY)
Maybe she bust out with a rousing rendition of Ole Man River.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 09:29 PM (NxC5+)

225 ----
What has Basil Fawlty got to do with this grades debacle?
It's not The Germans again is it?
Posted by: Ciampino
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Don't mention the Germans!

Posted by: Sybil at May 07, 2024 09:29 PM (XeU6L)

226 A number of tornadoes banging around out there in Indiana and Ohio tonight, including a pretty distinct signature heading towards Middletown, OH.

Posted by: Additional Blond Agent at May 07, 2024 09:30 PM (/HDaX)

227 What has Basil Fawlty got to do with this grades debacle?
It's not The Germans again is it?
Posted by: Ciampino

Don't mention the war.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 07, 2024 09:30 PM (WXNFJ)

228 ah hmmn, It is a Starliner, if you please/
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 09:21 PM (lCWOD)

Crocodile Dundee voice: "That's not a Starliner. This is a Starliner:

https://is.gd/WKVbks

(I happen to be familiar with this exact car. Not mine, sadly.)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 09:32 PM (8zz6B)

229 And if it is one, your fundamental rights come from God. I guess we should let the churches run all the schools, and get the government out of it.
Posted by: mikeski at May 07, 2024 09:26 PM (DgGvY)

Randi Weingarten has now evolved into Pope Weingarten.

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 09:33 PM (38sag)

230 Before McGuffey's Primers, most rural folk learned to read and write from...you guessed it...the Bible.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 09:33 PM (NxC5+)

231 Robert Gouveia Esq. @RobGouveiaEsq 12h
Former Trump Organization comptroller Jeffrey McConney destroyed Alvin Bragg's case by confirming that it was the Comptroller's responsibility to classify expenditures and that Trump did not order him to do so.

@amuse @amuse 11h
LAWFARE: Corrupt prosecutor Matthew Colangelo’s witness testified under oath that he, not Trump, decided how payments were noted/accounted for in the Trump Organization’s ledger. The case hinges on the falsification of business records - records Trump never touched.

https://is.gd/rH7VFU
I didn't watch it but the lawyer's tweet includes a 29-minute video explaining it all.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:34 PM (ZdexC)

232 The Associated Press @AP 12h
BREAKING: Attorney for Stormy Daniels says the porn actor is expected to appear as a witness in Trump's hush money trial Tuesday. apnews.com/article/trump-tri

Scott Adams @ScottAdamsSays 11h
Will she testify that Trump gave her a gag order?
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:28 PM (ZdexC)

Trump's Attorney: Miss Daniels, can you tell us for the record how many times Mr. Trump made you cum? And remember that you *are* under oath!

Posted by: Robert at May 07, 2024 09:35 PM (38sag)

233 207 ---

yeah I would not ride their new spaceship
Posted by: Don Black
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ah hmmn, It is a Starliner, if you please/

Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 09:21 PM (lCWOD)
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Last launch was scrubbed owing to a faulty oxygen valve. Normal stuff. While watching that I started thinking about the selection process for the two crew. Short straws?

Posted by: Ciampino - Boeing went down fast - no more boing at May 07, 2024 09:36 PM (qfLjt)

234 how old do you have to be to wear a felt fedora unironically

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:36 PM (/7KEl)

235 I had a volcanic eruption earlier, but thankfully no lightning.

Posted by: Jerry Nadler at May 07, 2024 09:37 PM (V5BDR)

236 Yes, Randi. American education is just Grrrrrrreat!!. NY Post has a story about some WI teacher aged 24 making sexual moves on her 11 year old student. I'd link article but tinyurl not working.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 09:37 PM (XkYcA)

237 Quite the Carolina flurry.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:39 PM (ZdexC)

238 228 ah hmmn, It is a Starliner, if you please/
Posted by: Braenyard at May 07, 2024 09:21 PM (lCWOD)

Crocodile Dundee voice: "That's not a Starliner. This is a Starliner:

https://is.gd/WKVbks

(I happen to be familiar with this exact car. Not mine, sadly.)

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 07, 2024 09:32 PM (8zz6B)
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Remember Dark Helmet's Spaceship, the never-ending one? That's a Starliner.

Posted by: Ciampino - Boeing is no Spaceballs at May 07, 2024 09:40 PM (qfLjt)

239 234 how old do you have to be to wear a felt fedora unironically
Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:36 PM (/7KEl)
I'm 75 and been wearing them for over 40 years. I have a couple of GrandPappy Eromero's hats, one from approximately 1946 and another from 1950.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 09:40 PM (NxC5+)

240 I hear 'Starliner' and think 50s vintage passenger plane

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:42 PM (/7KEl)

241 236
Here you go Fen
https://is.gd/yWTXic

Posted by: Ciampino - posted at May 07, 2024 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

242 Cousin had a light blue (1960) Ford Starliner, 390, I think.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 07, 2024 09:45 PM (XeU6L)

243 The corrupt judge in the "hush Money" Trump trial is apparently unhappy that Trump is making faces and mouthing "bullshit" during Stormy Daniel's testimony. Good for Trump! LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 09:46 PM (XkYcA)

244 AVS STARS puck drop 0952 EDT

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:46 PM (/7KEl)

245 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 18h
Residents in the area of eastern Rafah were encouraged to temporarily evacuate to the expanded humanitarian area in Al-Mawasi prior to the operation. The IDF has facilitated the expansion of field hospitals, tents, and an increase in water, food and medical supplies in the area.

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 17h
🚨Moments ago, sirens sounded in the Kerem Shalom Crossing area, after launches were fired from Gaza.

This comes two days after launches were fired toward the Kerem Shalom Crossing from the Rafah area, killing 4 IDF soldiers and injuring many more.

Israel Defense Forces @IDF 14h
4 mortar shells were launched from the area of Rafah toward Israeli territory, following the sirens that sounded in the Kerem Shalom area.

2 additional rocket launches were also identified from the area of Rafah toward Israeli territory.

These launches are further evidence of Hamas’ systematic exploitation of the area of Rafah for terrorist purposes. We will continue to operate and eliminate every threat against Israeli civilians.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)

246 2152 hrs

Posted by: Don Black at May 07, 2024 09:47 PM (/7KEl)

247 Israel Defense Forces @IDF 4h
Approx. 18 projectiles were fired from the Rafah area toward the areas of the Kerem Shalom Crossing and Re’im (southern Israel), following the sirens that sounded earlier today. This is the second time in the past few days that projectiles were fired toward the Kerem Shalom Crossing.

These projectiles prevent the entry of humanitarian aid into Gaza.

The IDF will continue to operate to enable the necessary security conditions to reopen the Kerem Shalom Crossing to provide humanitarian aid to Gazan civilians.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:47 PM (ZdexC)

248 The Associated Press @AP 12h
BREAKING: Attorney for Stormy Daniels says the porn actor is expected to appear as a witness in Trump's hush money trial
--
Actress --> Actor

(yes I know those penis-envious Hollywood women).

Posted by: Ciampino - turtled and posted. also goosed at May 07, 2024 09:49 PM (qfLjt)

249 Aside the "invasion" of our Southern border, this new wrinkle with the College Campuses blowing up seems to be from a purely military standpoint...as in probing the opponents weakness through a series of simple attacks and gauging response. Thereby building a more competent offence in future attacks.

OH? you think not?

How is your ammo? Is your powder dry?

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 07, 2024 09:49 PM (TDvv2)

250 Posted by: Ciampino - posted at May 07, 2024 09:44 PM (qfLjt)

Thanks. I have a 24 year old-same age as the teacher. He is high functioning autism.He is so normal compared to freaks like that teacher.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 07, 2024 09:50 PM (XkYcA)

251 Carolina-Rangers OT next

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:50 PM (ZdexC)

252 Nomination won, I take it.

Jim Banks @Jim_Banks 2h
THANK YOU, INDIANA! I am honored to be the Republican nominee to be Indiana’s next U.S. Senator

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:50 PM (ZdexC)

253 ESPN just gave me a Heidi Bowl flashback.

Posted by: JackStraw at May 07, 2024 09:51 PM (LkLld)

254 Glenn Greenwald @ggreenwald 3h
Democrats haven't exactly hidden the political motive behind these prosecutions of Trump.

They speak openly about the importance of convicting and imprisoning Trump before the election, citing polling data that that's the only thing that can put Biden in the lead:

Greg Price @greg_price11 3h
You gotta be kidding me.

The prosecutor who questioned Stormy Daniels in court today donated $1,000 to Joe Biden in 2020, as well as $900 to ActBlue.

You can add that conflict of interest to the other prosecutor who was #3 at Biden’s DOJ and worked for the DNC, the judge who also donated to Biden, and the judge’s daughter raising millions of dollars for Democrats off the indictment.

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:51 PM (ZdexC)

255 I was actually looking for a STARLINK launch tonight to watch from under my orange tree...but they have pushed to tomorrow night which kinda pissed me of which means I may in fact flame on the ONT...or not...maybe another glass of red will prevent.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 07, 2024 09:54 PM (TDvv2)

256 Greg Price @greg_price11 9h
Stormy Daniels signed two letters in 2018 saying she never had an affair with Trump and currently owes him $122K after losing defamation case.

Michael Cohen both pleaded guilty to lying to Congress and admitted to committing perjury in court.

These are the "star witnesses" in Alvin Bragg and Juan Merchan's case against President Trump.

And Merchan threatened to put Trump in jail simply for pointing it all out.

Alex Bruesewitz @alexbruesewitz 13h
Stormy Daniels is Biden’s “star witness” today.

In 2018 she signed a statement saying that Trump NEVER paid her “hush money.”

When Trump shared it, Biden-donor-Judge Merchan threatened to throw him in jail if he didn’t delete it.

Would be a shame if it went viral again today.
https://is.gd/BeftVu
screencap

Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:54 PM (ZdexC)

257 249
How is your ammo? Is your powder dry?

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 07, 2024 09:49 PM (TDvv2)
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Wet. Don't you remember the canoe accidents and kayaks getting swallowed by whales?

Posted by: Ciampino - Heck, water is wet. Who knew. at May 07, 2024 09:56 PM (qfLjt)

258 I was told this is fascist language

@Breaking911 3m
WATCH: NYC Mayor Eric Adams says Rikers Island is prepared to house Donald Trump

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 07, 2024 09:57 PM (IG4Id)

259 254
They speak openly about the importance of convicting and imprisoning Trump before the election, citing polling data that that's the only thing that can put Biden in the lead:
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Also death as a possibility.

Posted by: Ciampino - Heck, water is wet. Who knew? at May 07, 2024 09:59 PM (qfLjt)

260 252 Nomination won, I take it.

Jim Banks @Jim_Banks 2h
THANK YOU, INDIANA! I am honored to be the Republican nominee to be Indiana’s next U.S. Senator
Posted by: andycanuck (ZdexC) at May 07, 2024 09:50 PM (ZdexC)
Wikipedia don't like him, so he's ok with me.

Posted by: Eromero at May 07, 2024 09:59 PM (NxC5+)

261 >>>It takes a village to have a delicious fish fry with all of the appropriate luxuries.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 07, 2024 10:03 PM (fY84s)

262 I for one...

Do PRAY that the IDF crushes hamas this time around and any civilian supporters (Palestinians)...well OOPS might of...not of...Maybe sorta... VOTED THEM IN TO GOVERN them YOU Feckless worthless lot. Remember ISRAEL gave you GAZA in 2005 so POUND SAND and keep putting your children up as shields...this way we will not have to do this again in 20 years.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 07, 2024 10:05 PM (TDvv2)

263 Nood!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 07, 2024 10:05 PM (hOUT3)

264 I will note that the US literacy rate in the 1940's was greater than 90%, before teacher's unions, education degrees, and the rest of the useless crap that "educators" foist on us. Pretty sure adult literacy in the US is way below that number now. Great job "educators!"

Posted by: Angzarr the Cromulent at May 07, 2024 10:09 PM (XMwZJ)

265 And dear readers,

Lest we forget that FJB and his Obama progs, are now withholding "Precision Guided ordinance" from Israel.

WHY?

So they can beat on Israel's ass about civilian casualties due to using conventional munitions'

Oh...this current administration is some kind of lizard dong stench indeed.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 07, 2024 10:20 PM (TDvv2)

266 Park Guell isn't worth the 10 euros they want for admission. Terrible architecture and a hike up a hill with zero focal point at the top.

Posted by: Pete at May 08, 2024 01:12 AM (FnrZn)

267 Test from Linux

Posted by: Testes at May 08, 2024 02:59 AM (OaZlZ)

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