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Pouncing With a Chance of Seizing Cafe

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by rob.phillips.photography

A stingray eating a fish. It's weird, man.

Red panda eating an apple. Much cuter than the stingray.

Cat really wants to avoid even touching water.

Humpday am i rite

Dog positions ladder to use it to get over a wall.

Nurse ratched is right -- river otters are evil!

Some cute little swingers.

Cat tries to catch projected fish.

Nice horse!

A regular Calamity Jane.

An emotional reunion.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:33 PM




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1 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 07:33 PM (1Yy3c)

2 Om nom nom nom nom nom

Posted by: The Stingray at May 01, 2024 07:34 PM (m0WlR)

3 Cafe

Posted by: Beartooth at May 01, 2024 07:34 PM (XT+5H)

4 Good evening everyone

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

5 hows about a fucking NOOD

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2024 07:35 PM (ENQN6)

6 Nyah!

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:36 PM (8iVbU)

7 Red Panda looks like a teddy bear

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

8 Ordering in pizza at Columbia:

Jayroo @jayroo69
WHO DID THIS?!!?

https://tinyurl.com/5fknkbk6
47 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 07:36 PM (vtyCZ)

9 hows about a fucking NOOD
Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2024 07:35 PM (ENQN6)

Here you go, Fapper.

https://tinyurl.com/2jaeex47

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 07:36 PM (1Yy3c)

10 That husky's definitely several over his limit.

Posted by: Paco at May 01, 2024 07:37 PM (njExo)

11 Man, that's a big horse! Looks like something a Crusader might have ridden.

Posted by: Paco at May 01, 2024 07:38 PM (njExo)

12 Robert

There is a game called Bunny Garden, your character has just been fired and the only work she can find is playing hostess at a bar.

For something a bit more classy. I found on YouTube someone has uploaded the 1988 anime OVA series Starship Troopers.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:38 PM (8iVbU)

13 I look at the photo, and the voice echoes: "I hate you Shane! I hate you!"

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 01, 2024 07:40 PM (MvF+J)

14 I fed stingrays before a bit out from the Cayman Islands. These were tame and were used to people walking out onto the wide shallow sandbars to toss food to them for hundreds of years. They were mostly like underwater flying puppy dogs wanting treats. But their mouths were two big rounded teeth? beak? I'm not sure what the term is but they couldn't bite as much as crush whatever was in their mouths.

We fed them squid which they suck in, like a vice president, to consume whatever is placed in front of their mouth in big gulps.

It was kind of like feeding a horse you don't trust. Being careful with your fingers.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2024 07:41 PM (Y6IkP)

15 Red Panda looks like a teddy bear
Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

Or an Ewok in disguise.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 07:42 PM (8zz6B)

16 There is a game called Bunny Garden, your character has just been fired and the only work she can find is playing hostess at a bar.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:38 PM (8iVbU)

I looked it up and this is what I found.

https://youtu.be/Qj38R7IbGYE

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 07:42 PM (1Yy3c)

17 Oh wait, Bunny Garden looks to be a dating game. Where if you buy the hostesses drinks they like you more.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:43 PM (8iVbU)

18 Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 07:36 PM (vtyCZ)

LOL.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at May 01, 2024 07:43 PM (XkYcA)

19 The Red Panda is cute. They are more closely replated to coons I believe, not the Giant Panda, which should be eradicated as a pest.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2024 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

20 Love the way sheep and goats take their time to line up their headbutt shot perfectly.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 01, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

21 And here's that Starship Troopers anime for any Heinlein-sexuals.

(Part 1)
https://youtu.be/gKR1eaSV4Bg

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 07:44 PM (1Yy3c)

22 I look at the photo, and the voice echoes: "I hate you Shane! I hate you!"
--------
Then the little bastard shot me right in the ass.

Posted by: The Waco Kid at May 01, 2024 07:46 PM (vtyCZ)

23 >>>Nice horse!

Get a haircut, hippie.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2024 07:46 PM (klJTj)

24 You found the right game Robert.

Warning about Starship Troopers. The songs are all English, yes a 1988 anime with English songs, and are really dated sounding.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:46 PM (8iVbU)

25 A stingray eating a fish. It's weird, man.

The mouth of the stingray is located on the ventral side of the vertebrate. Stingrays exhibit hyostylic jaw suspension, which means that the mandibular arch is only suspended by an articulation with the hyomandibula. This type of suspensions allows for the upper jaw to have high mobility and protrude outward.

The teeth are modified placoid scales that are regularly shed and replaced. In general, the teeth have a root implanted within the connective tissue and a visible portion of the tooth, is large and flat, allowing them to crush the bodies of hard shelled prey.

Male stingrays display sexual dimorphism by developing cusps, or pointed ends, to some of their teeth. During mating season, some stingray species fully change their tooth morphology which then returns to baseline during non-mating seasons.

Posted by: Wesley Crusher at May 01, 2024 07:46 PM (a3Q+t)

26 Is it just me or do those projected "fish" look a great deal like sperm cells?

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 07:48 PM (1Yy3c)

27 >>>A regular Calamity Jane.

Lots of muzzle flash in that pistol.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2024 07:48 PM (klJTj)

28 You know why ISS Enterprise D does not have a Wesley Crusher aboard?

They killed him, then sous vide him, and fed him to a Tellerite.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:48 PM (8iVbU)

29 Am I wrong to have wanted to see Calamity Jane there draw a saber and make a second run?

'Cause that would be sweet.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 07:49 PM (D7oie)

30 >>> 20 Love the way sheep and goats take their time to line up their headbutt shot perfectly.
Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 01, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

Sheeps do the backing up thing.

Goats rear up on their hind legs and try to drop down on their opponent, sort of like a wrestler dropping off the ropes.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at May 01, 2024 07:50 PM (llON8)

31 Warning about Starship Troopers. The songs are all English, yes a 1988 anime with English songs, and are really dated sounding.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:46 PM (8iVbU)

If it's as goofy and fun as Konya Wa Hurricane from Bubblegum Crisis I'm game.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 07:50 PM (1Yy3c)

32 That sure is a silky pony

Posted by: John Edwards at May 01, 2024 07:51 PM (Y6IkP)

33 Am I wrong to have wanted to see Calamity Jane there draw a saber and make a second run?

'Cause that would be sweet.
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 07:49 PM (D7oie)

Pretty sure she fired more than 6 shots. Was she packing 2 guns?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 07:52 PM (8zz6B)

34
Shocking. I have nothing scheduled for tomorrow.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (MoZTd)

35 Red Pandas are not actually Pandas. Their preparation for " la cuisson" is completely different from the standard "imbécile" Panda, well known for their slovenly behavior and penguin-like coloration.

Posted by: Red Panda Facts at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (vFG9F)

36 Man, that's a big horse! Looks like something a Crusader might have ridden.
Posted by: Paco at May 01, 2024 07:38 PM (njExo)

Mammoth Jacks and Percheron mares
Grazing up and down my dreams
Nothin' less than sixteen hands
I don't wanna drag my feet
Anything more small than that
It ain't worth the feed it takes
Give me big 'ol Mammoth Jacks
Throwin' mules the size of tanks...

Posted by: Tyler Childers at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (R/m4+)

37 Wonderful videos tonight. I hope the protector puppies found good homes. The kitties too. The cat avoiding water was a hoot.

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (oaGWv)

38 Are those some Grand Tetons, 'er whut!

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (IG4Id)

39 30 One of my favorites:
youtube.com/watch?v=NAlfCowo0uI

That will never not be funny.

Posted by: gp Sets In Motion Various Apparatuses at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (MvF+J)

40 22 I look at the photo, and the voice echoes: "I hate you Shane! I hate you!"
--------
Then the little bastard shot me right in the ass.
Posted by: The Waco Kid at May 01, 2024 07:46 PM (vtyCZ)

*golfclap*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (di6C2)

41 Colder than the moon
It's been so long

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n-VfQLIrwX0

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM (lCWOD)

42 I'll let you be the judge of that Robert.

If this is the upload I have on hard drive, you will encounter laser rot along the way. When I downloaded it like 15 years ago there was only one copy extent and the laser discs had laser rot.

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:54 PM (8iVbU)

43 Lots of muzzle flash in that pistol.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2024 07:48 PM (klJTj)

Light loads of black powder, and shooting wax pellets, I expect.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 07:54 PM (8zz6B)

44 Do you know how frigging hard it is to keep all that mane and tail on that horse tangle free?

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 07:55 PM (nOwFe)

45 Yeesh, who to root for here?

@EpochTimes 4m
Pipeline Maker Sues Midwest Carbon Capture Developer Over Order Cancellation

Welspun Tubular accuses Summit Carbon Solutions of breach of contract over a $182.5 million purchase agreement for more than 4.1 million feet of pipe.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 07:55 PM (IG4Id)

46 "Are those some Grand Tetons, 'er whut!"

Yep, they were great, until the sodbusters came in, fenced off the land, dammed the streams for their water.

Posted by: Old Man Riker at May 01, 2024 07:55 PM (MvF+J)

47 27 >>>A regular Calamity Jane.

Lots of muzzle flash in that pistol.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at May 01, 2024 07:48 PM (klJTj)

Because of the load? Or the projectile? Would a shot shell look like that?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 07:55 PM (di6C2)

48 Just make sure to check IDs, gents.

@greg_price11 2h
The GoFundMe for the UNC frat brohemians is now over $120K and @BillAckman just gave $10K.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 07:56 PM (IG4Id)

49 How am I just now finding out about the burning of the Copenhagen stock exchange building? It happened in April.

Did I somehow just miss the story? Was it covered widely?

Posted by: DaisyB at May 01, 2024 07:57 PM (AbL8c)

50 Doris Day as "Calamity Jane" (1953). Better than I expected.

Posted by: Old Man Riker at May 01, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

51 After letting in a cheap goal, Dallas has charged back to take the lead 2-1 over Vegas.

Halfway through the 1st ...

Posted by: browndog clearing the crease at May 01, 2024 07:58 PM (TTAGa)

52
Is that horse a Friesian?

Frederik the Great

https://youtu.be/Z2U6mwKhBS8?

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2024 07:58 PM (MoZTd)

53 Pretty sure she fired more than 6 shots. Was she packing 2 guns?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 07:52 PM (8zz6B)


two pistols tucked in her sash in the front, "appendix carry"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 07:58 PM (D7oie)

54
Pretty sure she fired more than 6 shots. Was she packing 2 guns?
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon
--------

Apparently. I also noticed that they were single-action.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2024 07:58 PM (XeU6L)

55 49 How am I just now finding out about the burning of the Copenhagen stock exchange building? It happened in April.

Did I somehow just miss the story? Was it covered widely?
Posted by: DaisyB at May 01, 2024 07:57 PM (AbL8c)

It was mentioned here. I remember because I said something like 'Lot of great historical buildings have been burning to the ground in europe lately. Strange.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 07:58 PM (di6C2)

56 How am I just now finding out about the burning of the Copenhagen stock exchange building? It happened in April.

Did I somehow just miss the story? Was it covered widely?
Posted by: DaisyB at May 01, 2024 07:57 PM (AbL8c)

You don't smoke Copenhagen, you chew it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at May 01, 2024 07:59 PM (8zz6B)

57 It has been a good day and I would buy you all a drink

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 07:59 PM (nOwFe)

58 The best part of the Calamity Jane clip is that her horse is comfortable with her shooting a revolver off of his back. Some horses just plain don't like that shit and will fuck you up.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at May 01, 2024 07:59 PM (fY84s)

59 Robert

https://tinyurl.com/asukalangleyeva

Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:59 PM (8iVbU)

60 48 Just make sure to check IDs, gents.

@greg_price11 2h
The GoFundMe for the UNC frat brohemians is now over $120K and @BillAckman just gave $10K.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 07:56 PM (IG4Id)

-------------------------------

Any bets on how long it will be before GoFundMe shuts it down?

Posted by: No One of Consequence at May 01, 2024 08:00 PM (F4bAW)

61 well known for their slovenly behavior and penguin-like coloration.
Posted by: Red Panda Facts at May 01, 2024 07:53 PM


Hopefully they don't have anything even close to a penguin-like stench, the residual presence of which here is indicative of a penguin presence in the Café last night.

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2024 08:00 PM (a3Q+t)

62 It was mentioned here. I remember because I said something like 'Lot of great historical buildings have been burning to the ground in europe lately. Strange.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 07:58 PM (di6C2)

Guess I was just off the grid then.

Posted by: DaisyB at May 01, 2024 08:00 PM (AbL8c)

63 Do you know how frigging hard it is to keep all that mane and tail on that horse tangle free?
Posted by: Ben Had

All day, every day?

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:00 PM (oaGWv)

64 Cowboy shooting from horseback is a real thing.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:01 PM (nOwFe)

65 Welspun Tubular accuses Summit Carbon Solutions of breach of contract over a $182.5 million purchase agreement for more than 4.1 million feet of pipe.
Posted by: weft cut-loop
--------

We could have told you, but...

Posted by: OceanGate at May 01, 2024 08:02 PM (XeU6L)

66 Duane Eddy, 'the first rock 'n' roll guitar god,' dead at 86

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2024 08:02 PM (RovqD)

67 I've taken a lot of pictures of that barn on Mormon row. But none of mine are as pretty as that one.

Posted by: Florida Peasant at May 01, 2024 08:02 PM (Lo97M)

68 Lots of muzzle flash in that pistol.

Don't know what powder they use for that kind of thing, maybe Pyrodex or similar, and the "bullets" are wax plugs.

Pretty sure she fired more than 6 shots. Was she packing 2 guns?

Yes. At about 0:16, you can see her drawing as she makes the turn.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 01, 2024 08:02 PM (/y8xj)

69 That sure is a silky pony
Posted by: John Edwards at May 01, 2024 07:51 PM (Y6IkP)

Reminds me of Rush. Don't think he really understood the contemporary left. Kinda stuck in the Reagan mold.

Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 08:02 PM (G/662)

70 That horse is the horse equivalent of a bare-chested model on the front of a romance novel.

Posted by: Wenda at May 01, 2024 08:03 PM (uMV2B)

71 Good evening, horde!

I got nothin' just wanted to say hi.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at May 01, 2024 08:04 PM (OX9vb)

72 Calamity exchanged revolvers during the turnaround for her last four or so shots.
18-23 seconds mark

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 08:04 PM (vtyCZ)

73 Cowboy shooting from horseback is a real thing.
Posted by: Ben Had
--------

Meh. I've seen it in the movies a hundred times. Cowboy riding hard, fires at another cowboy on a galloping horse 1/4 mile away. Down he goes.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at May 01, 2024 08:04 PM (XeU6L)

74 That horse is the horse equivalent of a bare-chested model on the front of a romance novel.
Posted by: Wenda

Yes. He's a very handsome boy and I think he knows it.

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:04 PM (oaGWv)

75 Ah Edwards. One of the 'just folks, buddy buddy' campaigns.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 08:04 PM (di6C2)

76 AOP and Mike Hammer. She changes pistols part way through her run.

Posted by: neverenoughcaffeine at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (2NHgQ)

77 Duane Eddy’s “Because They’re Young” was one of those songs that defined all those 1960s genres in one classic tune.”

Posted by: SMOD at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (RovqD)

78 Do you know how frigging hard it is to keep all that mane and tail on that horse tangle free?
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 07:55 PM


Problem solved:

https://tinyurl.com/p4mxkz37

Posted by: Duncanthrax at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (a3Q+t)

79 Vegas ties it up. It's a bit of a track meet at the moment.

2-2

Posted by: browndog clearing the crease at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (TTAGa)

80 64. Cowboy shooting from horseback is a real thing. Ben Had

It sure is, and the sound track that idiot put to the video is a shame.

Posted by: Paco at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (njExo)

81 33
'Pretty sure she fired more than 6 shots. Was she packing 2 guns?'

A pair of 38s.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (roH4R)

82 I'm just curious what people think about this. This guy doesn't like T.D. Jakes. At all. Not my style or my theology but I don't really see it blasphemous. (Maybe a minute.)

https://shorturl.at/sxCJ5

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (L/fGl)

83 Tuna, yep. I had a futurity horse that had that much hair and I spent as much time grooming her as training her
She did look awesome in the pen cutting a cow though.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:06 PM (nOwFe)

84 19 The Red Panda is cute. They are more closely replated to coons I believe, not the Giant Panda, which should be eradicated as a pest.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at May 01, 2024 07:43 PM (R/m4+)

I saw Replated Coons open for the Animals at the Louisiana Fair in 1973.

Posted by: rhennigantx at May 01, 2024 08:06 PM (ENQN6)

85 74 That horse is the horse equivalent of a bare-chested model on the front of a romance novel.
Posted by: Wenda

Yes. He's a very handsome boy and I think he knows it.
Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:04 PM (oaGWv)

I was looking at the girl, but ok.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 08:06 PM (di6C2)

86 Hey, have you seen the "time traveler" video linked in the front-page right-hand sidebar? (I don't always check the sidebar; Daughter pointed me to it.)

I'm prejudiced, of course, but I like my 2014 comic webwork better. (I've linked to this several times, but if you haven't seen it, it's new to you, right?) (So, when does mine get featured in a sidebar? 😛 )

Time Traveler's Conundrum
We had the best of intentions

http://bit.ly/rewrite-time
or linked in nic.

Posted by: mindful webworker - dark humorist at May 01, 2024 08:06 PM (VCAdG)

87 77
'Duane Eddy’s “Because They’re Young” '

Rebel Rouser for me.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at May 01, 2024 08:08 PM (roH4R)

88 Better turn this off
Hope everyone has a great evening

Posted by: Skip at May 01, 2024 08:08 PM (fwDg9)

89 82 I'm just curious what people think about this. This guy doesn't like T.D. Jakes. At all. Not my style or my theology but I don't really see it blasphemous. (Maybe a minute.)

https://shorturl.at/sxCJ5
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 01, 2024 08:05 PM (L/fGl)

Eh... Kind of a jumbled mess. Arian Heresy- just about 1700 years later.

Nothing new under the sun.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 08:08 PM (di6C2)

90 Do you know how frigging hard it is to keep all that mane and tail on that horse tangle free?
Posted by: Ben Had

It didn't look like that horse had any tangle problem!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2024 08:09 PM (Pf3h7)

91 Night skip.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 08:09 PM (di6C2)

92 "Duane Eddy, 'the first rock 'n' roll guitar god,' dead at 86
Posted by: SMOD"

Damn. The man who gave us "Peter Gunn". RIP ya ol twanger.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2024 08:09 PM (vFG9F)

93 90 Do you know how frigging hard it is to keep all that mane and tail on that horse tangle free?
Posted by: Ben Had

It didn't look like that horse had any tangle problem!
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2024 08:09 PM (Pf3h7)

He must use Fabio's product.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 08:09 PM (di6C2)

94 73 Cowboy shooting from horseback is a real thing.
Posted by: Ben Had
--------

Meh. I've seen it in the movies a hundred times. Cowboy riding hard, fires at another cowboy on a galloping horse 1/4 mile away. Down he goes.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc.
--------------------------

Grandpa' rode with some cowboys (tag along-think Jack Lemon) down to Mexico to gather horses. He verified Ben Had, among other things.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 08:10 PM (lCWOD)

95 Am I the only one who keeps wanting to click the arrow on the top pic?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 08:10 PM (di6C2)

96 If this is the upload I have on hard drive, you will encounter laser rot along the way. When I downloaded it like 15 years ago there was only one copy extent and the laser discs had laser rot.
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:54 PM (8iVbU)

Just kind of skimming thru the first episode at rapid pace the video quality seems quite good.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 08:10 PM (1Yy3c)

97
Do you know how frigging hard it is to keep all that mane and tail on that horse tangle free?
Posted by: Ben Had

___________

Not a horse, but it would take an hour to get Delilah ready for the ring. And that's even though she'd already had a bath and her nails trimmed before she went.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2024 08:10 PM (MoZTd)

98 Twich at UCLA has moved their camera allowing a better view of the plywood.

Posted by: Braenyard at May 01, 2024 08:11 PM (lCWOD)

99 Well, that's a relief!

HonestReporting
@HonestReporting
Michael Moore on @CNN: "98% of them [protesters] are not saying anything that's antisemitic because they don't believe in antisemitism, in part, because Palestinian people are Semites."
How to prove you know nothing about antisemitism while talking about antisemitism. 🤦‍♂️

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 01, 2024 08:11 PM (L/fGl)

100 She had two guns!

Posted by: amy schumer at May 01, 2024 08:12 PM (vtyCZ)

101 You may not remember that we had a commenter here that had horse just like that named Fabio

Sixkiller

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:12 PM (nOwFe)

102 https://tinyurl.com/asukalangleyeva
Posted by: Anna Puma at May 01, 2024 07:59 PM (8iVbU)

Well hey there...

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 08:12 PM (1Yy3c)

103 Hadrian, showsheen is my most useful grooming aid.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:14 PM (nOwFe)

104 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 08:15 PM (WXNFJ)

105 Well, that's a relief!

HonestReporting
@HonestReporting
Michael Moore on @CNN: "98% of them [protesters] are not saying anything that's antisemitic because they don't believe in antisemitism, in part, because Palestinian people are Semites."
How to prove you know nothing about antisemitism while talking about antisemitism. 🤦‍♂️
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, I've Been Through the Desert On a Horse With No Shame at May 01, 2024 08:11 PM (L/fGl)

Well geez, Moore, I guess that makes rampant Jew hate perfectly okay you fat fuck.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 08:15 PM (1Yy3c)

106 Excellent stingray vid !!

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2024 08:17 PM (V13WU)

107 She had two guns!
Posted by: amy schumer
----------

Posted by: michelle fields at May 01, 2024 08:18 PM (vtyCZ)

108 I get the tail, but what is the use of all that mane ?

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2024 08:18 PM (V13WU)

109 100 She had two guns!
Posted by: amy schumer at May 01, 2024 08:12 PM (vtyCZ)
'Now spit.'.
Chief Stand Watie

Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2024 08:18 PM (NxC5+)

110 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 01, 2024 08:19 PM (mH6SG)

111 Rush didn't get the modern left. Not totally clueless like Hannity. The ones today who are onto something are Rogan, Jason Whitlock and Carlson. I know Tucker isn't popular here but tell me who else on the right has a bigger platform?

Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 08:19 PM (G/662)

112 They are anti-Zion, not anti-Semitic.

Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at May 01, 2024 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

113 I see that the unwarranted, deranged, penguin hate has now morphed into giant panda phobia. It's another proof that we are in the Final Judgement.

Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down at May 01, 2024 08:20 PM (V5BDR)

114 runner, purely cosmetic.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:20 PM (nOwFe)

115
Hadrian, showsheen is my most useful grooming aid.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:14 PM (nOwFe)

___________

Installing a water softener for our well water made a tremendous difference. We have different shampoos for white, black and red coats.

Posted by: Hadrian the Seventh at May 01, 2024 08:20 PM (MoZTd)

116 purely cosmetic.

==

Exactly !

Posted by: runner at May 01, 2024 08:20 PM (V13WU)

117 111 Rush didn't get the modern left. Not totally clueless like Hannity. The ones today who are onto something are Rogan, Jason Whitlock and Carlson. I know Tucker isn't popular here but tell me who else on the right has a bigger platform?
Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 08:19 PM (G/662)
ace.

Posted by: Eromero at May 01, 2024 08:21 PM (NxC5+)

118 LOL:

Strxwmxn @strxwmxn 17h
BREAKING: 1,766 civilians, mostly women and children, died in the NYPD airstrike on Columbia University Hamilton Hospital, according to the Gaza Ministry of Health.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 08:21 PM (vtyCZ)

119 I get the tail, but what is the use of all that mane ?
Posted by: runner

Attracting mates of course.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at May 01, 2024 08:22 PM (Pf3h7)

120 They are anti-Zion, not anti-Semitic.
Posted by: Humpty Dumpty at May 01, 2024 08:19 PM (vFG9F)

Antisemites want to drive the Jews into the sea for hate's sake.

Antizionists want to drive the Jews into the sea for inclusivity's sake.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 08:22 PM (1Yy3c)

121 I remember passing through the Clydesdale barn at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg and watching one of their caretakers grooming those beautiful giants. What was more interesting was that she was talking to them like they were little babies. It was awfully cute.

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:23 PM (oaGWv)

122 Nice cut and paste, Wesley,

Posted by: Jamaica at May 01, 2024 08:23 PM (IG7T0)

123 Hadrian, the horses do also. I do believe that a glorious coat comes from the inside out though

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:23 PM (nOwFe)

124 I see that the unwarranted, deranged, penguin hate has now morphed into giant panda phobia. It's another proof that we are in the Final Judgement.
Posted by: Defining Deviancy Down

It's become unbearable!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 08:24 PM (WXNFJ)

125 Huh. Duane Eddy was in two episodes of Have Gun, Will Travel.

Posted by: fd at May 01, 2024 08:24 PM (vFG9F)

126 I remember passing through the Clydesdale barn at Busch Gardens in Williamsburg and watching one of their caretakers grooming those beautiful giants. What was more interesting was that she was talking to them like they were little babies. It was awfully cute.
Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:23 PM (oaGWv)

The stable at the St Louis brewery was crazy. Worth like $15 million back in the early 90's.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 01, 2024 08:27 PM (R4t5M)

127 I see what you mean about the horse - he is gorgeous and he knows it. Also, not usually a fan of guys with long hair but it works for him. :-)

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 08:27 PM (n3DL0)

128 AZ deplorable, all horses matings are prearranged and involve money.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:28 PM (nOwFe)

129 Iris, hugs darlin.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:29 PM (nOwFe)

130 A stingray eating a fish. It's weird, man.


I feel sorry for those two snowflake kids. Leaning that animals eat other animals?!? Each will spend a fortune for therapy very month for the rest of their lives.

Posted by: Gref at May 01, 2024 08:29 PM (5fDan)

131 Would showsheen have tamed my mane?

Posted by: Albert Einstein at May 01, 2024 08:30 PM (V5BDR)

132 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 21h
🚨#BREAKING: New York City Hall has informed CBS News that there is evidence suggesting the presence of the wife of a known terrorist among the protestors on the Columbia University campus.

🚨#UPDATE: According to reports This likely refers to Sami Al-Arian's wife, who was observed earlier at the Columbia University Encampment. Sami Al-Arian faced charges of supporting the terrorist group "Palestinian Islamic Jihad" and served over four years in prison before being deported.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 08:31 PM (vtyCZ)

133 Sadly ace doesn't have a big platform. Probably one of the few if only truly open opionin sites left. Podcasts have a much bigger reach now.

Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 08:32 PM (G/662)

134 Albert, yes it would have but you might have lost a little of your charm

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:32 PM (nOwFe)

135 So I got this collection of old Venus comics originally published by Atlas, now Marvel, in the early 50s. It's so weird. It started as a romance comic and then halfway through segued into a sci-fi/horror anthology. I'm not sure who ithe series was meant for but it's hilarious to skim through it and then see an ad for bras for women of various bust sizes.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 08:34 PM (1Yy3c)

136 I'm not sure who ithe series was meant for but it's hilarious to skim through it and then see an ad for bras for women of various bust sizes.
Posted by: Robert

I think we covered that topic quite thoroughly last night. LOL

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:36 PM (oaGWv)

137 R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts 2h
🚨#WATCH: As Bomb Squad Detonate someone's Home Due to Discovery of Tons of Old Explosives and Dynamite Triggering Evacuations and Causing Large Explosion
📌#Holladay | #Utah
Watch as the Bomb Squad and First Responders Detonate a 76 year old woman’s Home Following Discovery of Tons of Old Explosives and Dynamite, Triggering Large Explosion. Incident Occurred in Holladay, Utah, Last Tuesday on April 24th after authorities found roughly 50 sticks of dynamite in and around the property. Although the EPA removed most of the dynamite, officials discovered two cases full of unstable dynamite in the basement, unable to be moved. Additionally, approximately 300 containers of chemicals were removed. Officials stated, 'We had acids, bases, solvents, and a variety of ethers, some of which were particularly concerning because they become shock-sensitive Neighbors reported that the homeowner's late husband was a chemist.

https://tinyurl.com/mvjt3ska
58 seconds; multiple angles

🚨#UPDATE: Here are photos that were found inside the home and in the basement full of Old Explosives and Dynamite along with other chemicals
https://tinyurl.com/fjffnx7y
3 photos

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 08:37 PM (vtyCZ)

138 SHOT:

x.com/mualphaxi/status/
1785481782525153345

One of the best photos of 2024 so far:
Fraternity brothers are pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel Hill while protecting the United States flag as it is re-hoisted following its removal by protesters.
Well done, gentleman

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2024 08:38 PM (n/1xr)

139 Ben Had, Hugs Back! Can't wait until October!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 08:38 PM (n3DL0)

140 @135

>>'m not sure who ithe series was meant for but it's hilarious to skim through it and then see an ad for bras for women of various bust sizes.

It was more than likely meant for the writers and artists and they were just gobsmacked that they were allowed to get away with what they were getting away with

Posted by: Thomas Bender at May 01, 2024 08:38 PM (XV/Pl)

141 138 CHASER:

gofundmefor the frat heroes already at $47K:

Pi Kappa Phi Men Defended their Flag. Throw 'em a Rager

Commie losers across the country have invaded college campuses to make dumb demands of weak University Administrators.

But amidst the chaos, the screaming, the anti-semitism, the hatred of faith and flag, stood a platoon of American heroes. Armored in Vineyard Vines and Patagonia, fueled by Zyn and White Claws, these triumphant Brohemians protected Old Glory from the unwashed Marxist horde -- laughing at their shrieks and wails and shielding the Stars & Stripes from Soviet missiles.

These boys... no, men, of the UNC Chapel Hill Pi Kappa Phi, gave the best to America and now they deserve the best.

Help us raise funds to throw this frat the party they deserve, a party worth of the boat-shoed Broleteriat who did their country proud.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2024 08:39 PM (n/1xr)

142 Anyway, that go fund me write up was tye best

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at May 01, 2024 08:40 PM (n/1xr)

143 🚨#WATCH: As Bomb Squad Detonate someone's Home Due to Discovery of Tons of Old Explosives and Dynamite Triggering Evacuations and Causing Large Explosion

This doesn't mean I have to get rid off my pre-60's fulminated mercury blasting caps does it? I mean, only about half have rusted, leaking cases.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 08:41 PM (WXNFJ)

144 The frat guys should be knee-deep in poon right now.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at May 01, 2024 08:43 PM (R4t5M)

145 Anyway, that go fund me write up was tye best
Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion

The kid in front with the smirk..gotta love him.

Lots of proud parents and grandparents I'm sure.

Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:43 PM (oaGWv)

146 Robert, if you have comics from the fifties I'd advise you to hold on to them and until you are able to ascertain the value. You might be sitting on a hidden treasure.

Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 08:44 PM (G/662)

147 The frat guys should be knee-deep in poon right now.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory

Wow! And I thought the Grand Canyon was impressive!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 08:44 PM (WXNFJ)

148 This doesn't mean I have to get rid off my pre-60's fulminated mercury blasting caps does it? I mean, only about half have rusted, leaking cases.
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Let's cook.

Posted by: zombie Walter White at May 01, 2024 08:46 PM (vtyCZ)

149 Wasn't the old saying when your ass deep in alligators it's time to drain the swamp? We are thete.

Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:47 PM (nOwFe)

150 AZ deplorable, all horses matings are prearranged and involve money.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:28 PM (nOwFe)

Huh, sounds like the country club set.

Posted by: Pete Bog at May 01, 2024 08:47 PM (Bcj6z)

151 APAB

Posted by: AlaBAMA at May 01, 2024 08:50 PM (AJDwy)

152 One of the best photos of 2024 so far:
Fraternity brothers are pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel Hill while protecting the United States flag as it is re-hoisted following its removal by protesters.
Well done, gentleman


Well done, indeed. Kudos, fellas.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at May 01, 2024 08:52 PM (mH6SG)

153 AZ deplorable, all horses matings are prearranged and involve money.
Posted by: Ben Had at May 01, 2024 08:28 PM (nOwFe)

Sounds like Vegas !

Posted by: JT at May 01, 2024 08:52 PM (T4tVD)

154 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 21h
Today Judge Merchan ordered Trump to delete several Truth social posts from his account by 2:15pm.
All posts have been deleted.
These are some of the deleted posts they don’t want you to see—
It would be a shame if they went viral on the internet🧵
https://tinyurl.com/mryfxu4u

TakingItBack2024 @13Revelation22 17h Replying to @bennyjohnson
These posts? I will share them all day, everyday.
https://tinyurl.com/35xm88ed
screencaps for those w/o an X account

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 08:53 PM (vtyCZ)

155 I assume true:

Nice Guy P @RealPJPaul 21h Replying to @bennyjohnson
Judge Juan Merchan has been assigned to 3 different Donald Trump-related cases: (1) Trump Organization Tax Case, (2) Steve Bannon case and (3) Stormy Daniels ‘hush money’ case. There are 107 Criminal Court Judges in NYC. Judges are “randomly” assigned.

Let’s just assume there are 50 Judges on active case rotation. The odds of Merchan being “randomly” assigned to all three is 1/125,000 or a 0.00008% chance 🤔

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 08:54 PM (vtyCZ)

156 Let’s just assume there are 50 Judges on active case rotation. The odds of Merchan being “randomly” assigned to all three is 1/125,000 or a 0.00008% chance

I believe it is not unusual for one judge to be assigned cases that are "related" especially if they have overlapping sets of facts. Whether that describes those three is arguable.

Posted by: Oddbob at May 01, 2024 08:58 PM (/y8xj)

157 155 I assume true:

Nice Guy P @RealPJPaul 21h Replying to @bennyjohnson
Judge Juan Merchan has been assigned to 3 different Donald Trump-related cases: (1) Trump Organization Tax Case, (2) Steve Bannon case and (3) Stormy Daniels ‘hush money’ case. There are 107 Criminal Court Judges in NYC. Judges are “randomly” assigned.

Let’s just assume there are 50 Judges on active case rotation. The odds of Merchan being “randomly” assigned to all three is 1/125,000 or a 0.00008% chance 🤔

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 08:54 PM (vtyCZ)


I was available and ready to stick it hard to Trump again, but that spic Merchan sucked-up to Bragg more than I was willing to. IYKWIM

Posted by: Judge Engoron at May 01, 2024 09:00 PM (5fDan)

158 One of the best photos of 2024 so far:
Fraternity brothers are pelted by anti-Israel protesters at UNC Chapel Hill while protecting the United States flag as it is re-hoisted following its removal by protesters.
Well done, gentlemen. ----

Yes agree good job but I can't help but thinking what my frat would have done if things were being thrown at them. Admittedly these guys were smarter than we would have been.

Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2024 09:00 PM (0y8qI)

159 Robert, if you have comics from the fifties I'd advise you to hold on to them and until you are able to ascertain the value. You might be sitting on a hidden treasure.
Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 08:44 PM (G/662)

$49.99. It's a hardcover reprint published by Fantagraphics. I got it for $30.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 09:00 PM (1Yy3c)

160 I am relieved to hear that the lady sharpshooter had two guns, because first time through I counted eight shots, then thought, naw, looks like a revolver, you're aging, John Drake. Second time through, eight shots, and I thought, Hollywood rules are somehow working in real life, or was that a custom-made revolver that holds over six? Third time, yeah, eight shots, puzzlement. Was it a double action? I don't think I saw her earing the hammer back.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 09:01 PM (u/Zei)

161 Chick hockey on TV.
Minnesota v Toronto.

I have no problem with it, give them credit for being on the ice.

A bit slower than the NHL, probably a shade below ECHL quality.

Thirty seconds after switching it on, a fucking fag rainbow flag in the crowd, because Pride Night. Good grief. Fuck off.

LOL


Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 01, 2024 09:02 PM (ufFY8)

162 GOAT of superheros obviously Spider-Man. In-between the God like Superman and the purely mortal Batman. Some extranaturral powers but still vulnerable.

Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 09:02 PM (G/662)

163 I think we covered that topic quite thoroughly last night. LOL
Posted by: Tuna at May 01, 2024 08:36 PM (oaGWv)

I finally got home yesterday. Drinking commenced immediately. I started watching 1953's Tokyo Story and proceeded to doze off halfway through.

I don't know why I can drink so much whiskey and not notice it but a couple of whiskey tonics do a number on me. I wonder if it's the quinine in the tonic.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 09:03 PM (1Yy3c)

164 Some extranaturral powers but still vulnerable.
Posted by: jmt at May 01, 2024 09:02 PM (G/662)

Did he ever bang Kirsten Dunst?

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at May 01, 2024 09:04 PM (ufFY8)

165 So anyway I was too drunk and passed out to take part in the festivities thereby violating my promise to either pick fights or send everyone duck pics.

Posted by: Robert at May 01, 2024 09:04 PM (1Yy3c)

166 Nice breakaway goal by the Natalie Spooner chick.
Cute, too.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at May 01, 2024 09:06 PM (ufFY8)

167 Was it a double action? I don't think I saw her earing the hammer back.

https://cmsaevents.com/about/

Posted by: Oddbob at May 01, 2024 09:07 PM (/y8xj)

168 I never really read Spider Man that much but I always appreciated him a lot. The stories seemed to do a pretty good job with sarcastic teenage figuring out life while at the same time having these incredible powers that allows him to help people.

Shame they had to make one of the recent movie ones a Tranny Spidey with a cop father that had tranny stuff on his uniform and TRANS LIVES MATTER posters in the house.

Especially when it seems like the Miles Morales kid is a pretty good replacement Spidey.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:07 PM (Cgfkv)

169 I don't know why I can drink so much whiskey and not notice it but a couple of whiskey tonics do a number on me. I wonder if it's the quinine in the tonic.
Posted by: Robert

It sure as hell isn't the whiskey - we all know that!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:07 PM (WXNFJ)

170 GOAT of superheros obviously Spider-Man. In-between the God like Superman and the purely mortal Batman. Some extranaturral powers but still vulnerable.
Posted by: jmt

Ditto on the Amazing Spider-Man. Plus, Peter Parker wrestles with the morality of the actions he takes and has to actually work for a living. Not to mention all the everyday problems he has to face that neither Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne ever even have to consider. Also, the lad has excellent taste when it comes to women.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 09:09 PM (u/Zei)

171 gofundme for the fratboys that protected the AMERICAN flag as rat bastard commie gaza protestors attacked them

https://shorturl.at/kvOY0

H/T Insty

Par-Tay!

Posted by: Commissar Hrothgar (hOUT3) ~ This year in Corsicana - again! ~ at May 01, 2024 09:10 PM (hOUT3)

172 My favorite superhero is the chick in Deadpool whose superpower is luck. I'm known to have annoying bad luck so her power makes me laugh.

Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2024 09:11 PM (0y8qI)

173 I didn't really ever experience it because I was reading comics in the 70s and 80s but I like the idea of Batman in the traditional sense where his greatest weapon was his mind. A ninja detective billionaire. That's pretty neat.

There was a video game a few years ago that tried to focus on that as well as the combat, which I liked.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:14 PM (Cgfkv)

174 Do you use live ammunition (lead bullets) or bird shot?
No. The cartridges fired are called .45 caliber Long Colts. The brass cartridge is loaded with black powder (like that used in the 1800's). This load will break a balloon up to about 15 feet. Live rounds are strictly prohibited at competitions.
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Good work, Oddbob.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 09:14 PM (vtyCZ)

175 Is it just me or do those projected "fish" look a great deal like sperm cells?
Posted by: Robert


I don't know if you look like a sperm cell, but the "fish" certainly do.

Is that a commercial cat toy, or did some enterprising nerd code up an arduino-type computer to do that? The "fish" avoid the cat, so it's not just a preset movie projection thing.

So now I know I live in the future. There's video games for cats.

Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 09:15 PM (DgGvY)

176 There was a video game a few years ago that tried to focus on that as well as the combat, which I liked.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:14 PM (Cgfkv)

Arkham Asylum/City/Knight

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 09:17 PM (di6C2)

177 174 Do you use live ammunition (lead bullets) or bird shot?
No. The cartridges fired are called .45 caliber Long Colts. The brass cartridge is loaded with black powder (like that used in the 1800's). This load will break a balloon up to about 15 feet. Live rounds are strictly prohibited at competitions.
--------
Good work, Oddbob.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 09:14 PM (vtyCZ)

If only Alec Baldwin knew.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 09:18 PM (di6C2)

178 Arkham Asylum/City/Knight
Posted by: Aetius451AD

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That sounds like it, thanks. It was neat because IIRC you had to do detective work and could also choose to stay completely hidden if you wanted and cause the targets to get more and more fearful and paranoid until they started shooting at nothing.

It was a really well thought out game and probably the closest to a Batman simulator that one could hope for.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:19 PM (Cgfkv)

179 I have no idea where this came from but I have an indescribable wanting for IHOP pancakes with butter and Boysenberry Syrup and....BACON....lots of BACON.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 01, 2024 09:19 PM (TDvv2)

180 I fed stingrays before a bit out from the Cayman Islands. These were tame and were used to people walking out onto the wide shallow sandbars to toss food to them for hundreds of years...
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2024 07:41

That brings back memories bD. We stopped in the Caymans on a cruise. On our trip they tossed some chum in the water to attract the stingrays to the sandbars we were on.

Of course this was before a stingray killed that Aussie dude. Wonder if they still offer side trips w/ stingrays today?

Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 09:20 PM (55Qr6)

181 I have no idea where this came from but I have an indescribable wanting for IHOP pancakes with butter and Boysenberry Syrup and....BACON....lots of BACON.
Posted by: Nightwatch

Manna from Heaven.

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:21 PM (WXNFJ)

182 Now a second whistle blower of Boeing & supplier Spirit Aerosystems has died suddenly.

The last one, John Barnett died in March from a gunshot wound that the county said was self inflicted.

Now Josh Dean died yesterday after struggling a few weeks with a sudden fast spreading infection. He had been healthy before.

Kind of wraps everything up into a nice package for them now.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2024 09:21 PM (Y6IkP)

183 To me, the superhero is always based around the stories they tell. I read Iron Man before it was cool (late 80's/90s.) The hero, to my mind, does not matter as much as the situations they tell.

Green Lantern is a kind of ridiculous superhero, but Emerald Twilight was quite good, exploring the themes of a Will based superhero destroyed by grief and rage.

Then they sashayed back from the precipice and made some changes.

Superman is a hard one. He is nearly invincible and is better than almost everyone at everything, but the stories that focused on what a good man with that kind of power would feel like, as he is unable to save everyone, can be quite good.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 09:23 PM (di6C2)

184 I missed this a few days ago:

LTC (S.) Nadav Shoshani @LTC_Shoshani Apr 24
Misinformation is circulating regarding a mass grave that was discovered at Nasser Hospital in Khan Yunis. The grave in question was dug — by Gazans — a few months ago. This fact is corroborated by social media documentation uploaded by Gazans at the time of the burial, as seen in the video below.

Any attempt to blame Israel for burying civilians in mass graves is categorically false and a mere example of a disinformation campaign aimed at delegitimizing Israel.

Quote: Nour Naim| نُور @NourNaim88 Jan 28
Thirty martyrs were buried inside the Nasser Medical Complex in Khan Younis in a new mass grave !
#Gaza_Genocide

https://tinyurl.com/e3nwx9ta
44 seconds; pls. watch at the Israeli's tweet and not clicking through to the terrorist's tweet.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 09:23 PM (vtyCZ)

185 >>> Of course this was before a stingray killed that Aussie dude. Wonder if they still offer side trips w/ stingrays today?
Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 09:20 PM (55Qr6)


My trip was the year after the incident and they still had them. You have to use the stingray shuffle when you walk but otherwise seemed pretty safe.

Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2024 09:23 PM (Y6IkP)

186 It was a really well thought out game and probably the closest to a Batman simulator that one could hope for.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:19 PM (Cgfkv)

The collection is on sale from Steam during their sales quite often. I'd recommend Asylum and City. Knight is great graphically (even today, plus some nice ass physics from the ladies) but the car driving sequences are... tiresome.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 09:24 PM (di6C2)

187 Now a second whistle blower of Boeing & supplier Spirit Aerosystems has died suddenly.

The last one, John Barnett died in March from a gunshot wound that the county said was self inflicted.

Now Josh Dean died yesterday after struggling a few weeks with a sudden fast spreading infection. He had been healthy before.

--

Dang. Not even pretending to hide it any more.

I bet if we were to look there's some historical parallels.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:27 PM (Cgfkv)

188 177

Hey now...

My wife's cousin does or used to do that style of "Cutting" around barrels with those balloons taped on top and shooting actual (she let me hold them and heavy they were) Western era Colt six shooters while on a timed course. She did pretty good in her rank up in Washington State.

Posted by: Nightwatch at May 01, 2024 09:27 PM (TDvv2)

189 > No. The cartridges fired are called .45 caliber Long Colts. The brass cartridge is loaded with black powder (like that used in the 1800's). This load will break a balloon up to about 15 feet. Live rounds are strictly prohibited at competitions.
___________
I have a Rossi lever action that shoots 45LC. Friggin' blast to shoot. Bit hard on the shoulder after several dozen shots.

But.... dead eye.

Posted by: David French at May 01, 2024 09:28 PM (Q4IgG)

190 but the car driving sequences are... tiresome.

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I think I heard something about that. Tanks too, maybe? And I avoided it because of it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:28 PM (Cgfkv)

191 Is it just me or do those projected "fish" look a great deal like sperm cells?
Posted by: Robert

I don't know if you look like a sperm cell, but the "fish" certainly do.

Is that a commercial cat toy, or did some enterprising nerd code up an arduino-type computer to do that? The "fish" avoid the cat, so it's not just a preset movie projection thing.

So now I know I live in the future. There's video games for cats.
Posted by: mikeski at May 01, 2024 09:15 PM (DgGvY)

There have been tablet games for cats since forever. chasing bugs, little mice, fish.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2024 09:28 PM (eoQWY)

192 Dang. Not even pretending to hide it any more.

I bet if we were to look there's some historical parallels.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:27 PM (Cgfkv)

Enough to convict Putin.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at May 01, 2024 09:28 PM (di6C2)

193 Of course this was before a stingray killed that Aussie dude. Wonder if they still offer side trips w/ stingrays today?
Posted by: Farmer

I know it's been endlessly pointed out and the subject of numerous jokes, but, honestly, with Steve Irwin, it was always a question of not if, but when. Imagine that being the whole essence of your work - find dangerous animals that want to be left alone, proceed to seize and do your best to irritate them to the point that they strike out in anger. Such an idiotic premise.

He should have found a way to be an idiot safely, like that guy that did the series Running From Dinosaurs. In which he pretends to pull a Steve Irwin on various CGI dinosaurs, and...uh...runs from them. He got several seasons out of that.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 09:29 PM (u/Zei)

194 There is zero recoil from Calamity Jane's pistol. I've seen similar videos and noted the same thing. Anyone know what they're packing? I don't think she's shooting 45 long Colt.

Posted by: 496 at May 01, 2024 09:31 PM (OJUxc)

195 I watched the Burt Reynolds moonshiner epic "White Lightning" the other night (thanks, TCM), with its celebration of cars and booze and the Rebel ethic, and giggled throughout thinking "Man, I bet Pauline Kael HATED this".

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 01, 2024 09:32 PM (FkUwd)

196 My favorite superhero is the chick in Deadpool whose superpower is luck. I'm known to have annoying bad luck so her power makes me laugh.
Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2024 09:11 PM (0y8qI)


"Luck is not a superpower"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 09:32 PM (D7oie)

197 My trip was the year after the incident and they still had them. You have to use the stingray shuffle when you walk but otherwise seemed pretty safe.
Posted by: banana Dream at May 01, 2024 09:23

Oh yeah, I remember. Dont't lift up your feet so you might step on one, just shuffle along the sandy bottom. It was fun. We were young once.

Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 09:33 PM (55Qr6)

198 Dang. Not even pretending to hide it any more.

I bet if we were to look there's some historical parallels.
Posted by: Moron Robbie is a degenerate who doesn't support Ukraine or the establishment at May 01, 2024 09:27 PM (Cgfkv)


Never go "full Silkwood"

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 09:34 PM (D7oie)

199 LOL; from Insty's

Clay Travis @ClayTravis
Pro and anti-Israel protesters showed up at the University of Alabama today and eventually both sides began chanting “Fuck Joe Biden.” Props to Biden for bringing America together. Roll Tide, y’all.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 09:34 PM (vtyCZ)

200 I made salmon curry today, for dinner.

I suspect I should have either used less red curry paste, or less cayenne pepper, one or the other. It was like getting a large snifter of armagnac with a 12 volt battery jump as a chaser.

. . . I had seconds.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 09:38 PM (D7oie)

201 My favorite superhero is the chick in Deadpool whose superpower is luck. I'm known to have annoying bad luck so her power makes me laugh.
Posted by: polynikes at May 01, 2024 09:11 PM (0y8qI)

"Luck is not a superpower"
Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 09:32 PM (D7oie)

Tell that to Teela Brown.

In Niven's Ringworld a race called the Puppeteers interrupted their flight from the exploding galactic core (it wouldnt get near Earth for 50000 years but they are beating the rush) when they found a large Ring surrounding a sun containing breathable atmosphere and copies of the land surface. Since they were cowardly they brought Teela Brown, the fruit of a genetics project they did to breed lottery winners to breed for luck. On the Ringworld she finds her true love and the protagonist decides that her luck engineered the entire trip...and maybe the galactic explosion...just to make her happy.

Posted by: Oldcat at May 01, 2024 09:41 PM (eoQWY)

202 I read Ringworld and Ringworld Engineers. I was quoting Deadpool though.

Posted by: Kindltot at May 01, 2024 09:43 PM (D7oie)

203 Posted by: 496 at May 01, 2024 09:31 PM (OJUxc)

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Just found my answer up above. Makes sense live rounds are prohibited - I never could figure out how they keep from shooting everyone.

Posted by: 496 at May 01, 2024 09:44 PM (4SqwO)

204 The real essence of Batman isn't his awesome detective skills, incredible wealth and corresponding incredible technology, mastery of all forms of martial arts, or the ancillary skills like knowing the majority of the world's languages.

It's planning. Mega-genius level chess grand master degrees of planning. It's not that he has a plan B or plan C if something goes wrong - the alphabet doesn't have enough letters for the amount of plans and sub-plans that he has. Not only has he worked out viable methods to take out his Justice League allies if they go rogue, he's even got a set of protocols to cover what would happen if he goes rogue. And he's continually learning from mistakes and incorporating new elements in his planning. He's the master of contingency.

Posted by: John Drake Nearing The Caspian Sea at May 01, 2024 09:44 PM (u/Zei)

205 ing their sales quite often. I'd recommend Asylum and City. Knight is great graphically (even today, plus some nice ass physics from the ladies) but the car driving sequences are... tiresome.
Posted by: Aetius451AD


Knight is a driving game with ArkCity tacked onto it. Not what I wanted.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 09:45 PM (IG4Id)

206 I like how the guy who was re-hanging the American flag at CCNY contemptuously hurled the sandworm one to the ground first. Nice flourish.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at May 01, 2024 09:46 PM (0FoWg)

207 I would put LeBron behind MJ Magic Bird Duncan and Kobe in the modern pantheon of NBA players. That's not even going into the past to include players like Wilt and Russell and Oscar. LeBron is at best around the lower of the top ten of all-time.

Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 09:46 PM (G/662)

208 > In Niven's Ringworld....
___________

Where's the movie? Seriously. It'd be epic if done right. Perhaps better than Dune. Perhaps.

Posted by: David French at May 01, 2024 09:46 PM (Q4IgG)

209 Where's the movie? Seriously. It'd be epic if done right. Perhaps better than Dune. Perhaps.
Posted by: David French


Considering what happened to recent genre fiction in movies/TV, I wouldn't want any of it adapted right now. Did you see what the did to Wheel of Time?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 09:49 PM (IG4Id)

210 Stupid sock

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2024 09:49 PM (Q4IgG)

211 My Kel-Tec CP35 has zero recoil. I did not know it at the time I bought it, and perhaps I would have been suspicious. Like aftershave that doesn't sting, you can't tell if it works.

The magazines are too complicated, and a longer thinner one might have been a better design choice.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2024 09:50 PM (lhenN)

212 Leading Report @LeadingReport Apr 30
BREAKING: White House communications staff has had to correct Joe Biden’s public remarks at least 148 times since the beginning of 2024, a review of official White House transcripts shows.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 09:50 PM (vtyCZ)

213 BREAKING: White House communications staff has had to correct Joe Biden’s public remarks at least 148 times since the beginning of 2024, a review of official White House transcripts shows.
Posted by: andycanuck

Heh. Aren't remarks what they are without corrections?

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:52 PM (WXNFJ)

214 Leading Report @LeadingReport Apr 30
BREAKING: White House communications staff has had to correct Joe Biden’s public remarks at least 148 times since the beginning of 2024, a review of official White House transcripts shows.
_____________

"Official remarks" I'd bet. The off the cuff bullshit is in the thousands.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at May 01, 2024 09:52 PM (Q4IgG)

215 ONTONT!!

Posted by: Tonypete at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (WXNFJ)

216 Of course this was before a stingray killed that Aussie dude. Wonder if they still offer side trips w/ stingrays today?
Posted by: Farmer

I know it's been endlessly pointed out and the subject of numerous jokes, but, honestly, with Steve Irwin, it was always a question of not if, but when. Imagine that being the whole essence of your work - find dangerous animals that want to be left alone, proceed to seize and do your best to irritate them to the point that they strike out in anger. Such an idiotic premise.

Of course this was before a stingray killed that Aussie dude. Wonder if they still offer side trips w/ stingrays today?
Posted by: Farmer

I know it's been endlessly pointed out and the subject of numerous jokes, but, honestly, with Steve Irwin, it was always a question of not if, but when. Imagine that being the whole essence of your work - find dangerous animals that want to be left alone, proceed to seize and do your best to irritate them to the point that they strike out in anger. Such an idiotic premise.

LOL, do you remember Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom?



Posted by: Farmer at May 01, 2024 09:53 PM (55Qr6)

217 199 LOL; from Insty's

Clay Travis @ClayTravis
Pro and anti-Israel protesters showed up at the University of Alabama today and eventually both sides began chanting “Fuck Joe Biden.” Props to Biden for bringing America together. Roll Tide, y’all.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at May 01, 2024 09:34 PM (vtyCZ)

^^^This makes me so happy!

Posted by: Iris, Team Hedgehog at May 01, 2024 09:55 PM (n3DL0)

218 What do you guys think of the latest Deadpool trailer?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2024 09:55 PM (lhenN)

219 Did you see what the did to Wheel of Time?
Posted by: weft cut-loop at May 01, 2024 09:49 PM (IG4Id)


Wheel in the sky great Journey song.

Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 09:56 PM (G/662)

220 Watching video of Trump at his rally in Freeland, Michigan. I love it when he says "bullshit!" in his paint-peeling Queens accent.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 01, 2024 09:57 PM (FkUwd)

221 218 What do you guys think of the latest Deadpool trailer?

Posted by: BourbonChicken at May 01, 2024 09:55 PM (lhenN)
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I thought it looked fun. I'll definitely see it.

Posted by: All Hail Eris at May 01, 2024 09:58 PM (FkUwd)

222 The upcoming cheat in Pennsylvania, Michigan, Wisconsin, Minnesota, Georgia, Nevada, Arizona and North Carolina is going to be epic and there isn't anything you Magats can do about it.

Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 10:11 PM (G/662)

223 You can't win a rigged game. That's what Trump is about to find out .

Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 10:20 PM (G/662)

224 Biden is going to "win" the 24 election for whatever it's worth. There's no way the PTB are letting Trump back in.

Posted by: Heterosexual White Guy commercial actor at May 01, 2024 10:25 PM (G/662)

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