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Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

According to The Free Press, activists are planning to disrupt the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago, echoing the violent protests of 1968. The group, which opposes President Joe Biden, is preparing to flood the streets, regardless of whether they receive a permit to protest.
The activists are part of the Freedom Road Socialist Organization and have gathered 75 organizations to discuss their plans for the DNC.
The group opposes President Biden, whom they refer to as "Genocide Joe" for his support of Israel in its war against Hamas.
The activists are preparing to protest regardless of whether they receive a permit, with speakers instructing attendees on how to avoid arrest and identify Secret Service members.

The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, is planning to disrupt the Democratic National Convention (DNC) in Chicago. The group, which opposes President Joe Biden, is preparing to flood the streets, regardless of whether they receive a permit to protest. The activists have gathered 75 organizations to discuss their plans for the DNC, with speakers instructing attendees on how to avoid arrest and identify Secret Service members.

Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide, Democrat Senator Cortez-Mastro of Nevada calls the Mayorkas impeachment -- which is entirely about Americans being murdered by illegal aliens the Biden Administration illegally paroles into the country -- "a waste of time."

The killer was wavied into the country by Biden and Mayorkas:

DHS released a statement. As could be predicted, Rueda-Linares was caught entering the country illegally in 2021 and released.
<"blockquote>Rueda entered the United States March 12, 2021, at or near the Rio Grande City, Texas, Port of Entry without inspection by an immigration official," DHS told The Post in a statement.
"United States Customs and Border Protection arrested him, and he was later released on his own recognizance June 22, 2021."

Biden imposes the weakest possible sanctions on his political patron Iran as possible.

Biden said the United States and its allies had helped Israel beat back the April 13 missile and drone strike and were now holding Iran accountable with the new sanctions and export controls.
"The sanctions target leaders and entities connected to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps, Iran's Defense Ministry, and the Iranian government's missile and drone program that enabled this brazen assault," Biden said in a statement.

In other words, he won't sanction the country, just specific individuals and organizations.

In other words -- he's acting as an agent for Iran yet again.

Ed Morrissey comments:

This is very weak sauce, and it's not going to convince Israel that a direct response is unnecessary. The only sanctions that matter to the mullahs are on oil sales, but Biden won't pitch those because he's too afraid of China's response. As long as Iran gets its revenue stream from oil, sanctions on the drone program won't slow them down a whit.

Again: A transgender wrote up a 129 page manifesto explaining a plan to become famousby committing a school shooting.

An 18-year-old high school student who identifies as transgender was arrested and charged over alleged plans to shoot up a Montgomery County, Maryland school. The suspect had a 129-page manifesto in which the student strategized how to undertake the crime.
Andrea Ye, of Rockville, who goes by Alex Ye was arrested on Wednesday by local Montgomery County Police. This follows an investigation carried out by local police in association with the FBI field office out of Baltimore. The manifesto was discovered after a search warrant was carried out.
"Ye was taken into custody and charged with threats of mass violence. He is currently being held at the Montgomery County Central Processing Unit where he awaits a bond hearing," read the news release from the Montgomery County Department of Police, referring to the female student as "he."
Parts of the manifesto were reportedly included in the application for statement of charges. It read:
"I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."

Remember, transgender surgeries cure all of their mental illnesses, haters!

It's good that they are showing Respecc for "his" pronouns. Wouldn't want to insult the would-be mass child killer.

Literally nothing in Joe Biden's claim of "Uncle Bosie, eaten by cannibals" is true.

Biden has added a new greatest hit to his completely phony stories:

His grandfather... who they for some reason called "Uncle Bosey" was shot down in a plane and possibly eaten by cannibals...

What the actual f*ck?!?! pic.twitter.com/C5RLYJ3h90
— Tim Young (@TimRunsHisMouth) April 17, 2024

Biden claimed that Bosie and his three brothers signed up for service the very day after "D-Day." Even if you assume his stupid demented brain meant "Pearl Harbor," they still did not sign up until a month and a half after that.

Okay, that's not the biggest lie. But he also claimed "Uncle Bosie" was a pilot conducting reconnaissance missions. Actually he was ground crew who was aboard the plane as a passenger.

The big problem in the most recent of Biden's Dementia Story Hour entries is that we know for a fact what happened to the plane: It did not crash on an island, with the crew then eaten by passengers.

It crashed in the sea. And we know this because there was a survivor who was luckily picked up by a passing barge, and he reported that it crashed into the sea.

Biden's claim that he was told by the "government" that pieces of the plane were found on land and that cannibals were suspected in the deaths of the crew are completely false -- unless Biden thinks that the airman who survived is part of the Conspiracy to Cover-Up the Cannibal Activity in New Guinea.

As reported by the New Yorker a year and a half ago, the only survivor of the crash that killed Biden's uncle said that no one else escaped the plane pic.twitter.com/uMSaYXuWc5
— Zach Parkinson (@AZachParkinson) April 17, 2024

Karine Jean-Pierre pretended away Biden's lies and re-shaped his bizarre ruminations into a semi-coherent (but dishonest) attack on Trump. They're still pushing the "suckers" lie.

Jonathan Turley notes that the White House just pretended away the lies and claimed reporters who asked about it just wanted to demean "Uncle Bosie's" service.

As is often the case, the White House simply refused to address the false claim and made it sound like reporters were denigrating the service of his uncle by asking about the cannibal story. White House spokesman Andrew Bates declared "President Biden is proud of his uncle's service in uniform" and emphasized that Finnegan "lost his life when the military aircraft he was on crashed in the Pacific after taking off near New Guinea."

To be the millionth person to point this out: The problem isn't just the constant lying. The problem is that after he's mocked for his confabulations, and the White House "corrects the record" (which they're not bothering to do any longer), and after his handlers tell him to stop repeating the same debunked demented lies -- he just keeps on telling them.

He's claimed that Beau Biden died in combat about 100 times. He claimed that the same dead man saluted him as he traveled his billionth mile on Amtrak a 100 times. It doesn't matter how many times this demented old fool is corrected, he doesn't remember the correction and goes out and tells the same lies again.

It's one thing to not remember what happened 80 years ago. It's another thing to forget what year your son died.

And it's another thing further to not remember that your staff corrected you about your faulty memory of your life two weeks ago.

He can't remember. He cannot form new memories. His brains were always crap but now they're shot through with holes.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:29 PM

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Posted by: GF at April 18, 2024 06:29 PM (vzay3)

2 INSURRECTION !!!

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2024 06:31 PM (Cus5s)

3 Lol twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/LoLtastyuncle

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (Y6IkP)

4 The constant lying is so ingrained in Joe that he cannot stop. Never could.

Posted by: huerfano at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (VGOMa)

5 Uncle Bosey whipped Corn Pop's ass behind the Scranton gym, fat.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (R4t5M)

6 >>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Somehow, leftist, attacking leftists in a leftist controlled and dominated city, will be the fault of Spectral Republicans in Unseen Realms.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 06:33 PM (XV/Pl)

7 Jumping Jack Flash Brandon is at the top ofhis game.

Posted by: Hokey Pokey at April 18, 2024 06:34 PM (as3uC)

8 I hope they do. Only chance anyone will bust Leftists heads, fucking GOP won't.

Posted by: Mark Andrew Edwards, Anti-Marxist, buy ammo at April 18, 2024 06:35 PM (xcxpd)

9 Aides are a dime a dozen. Nancy's Angels are precious.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (1bNHn)

10 "The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, ... opposes President Joe Biden,"

Who's their preferred candidate?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (MvF+J)

11 The streets of Chicago will be rivers of blood!!!

Just like yesterday.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (wBaIH)

12 You can't boil me -- I'm a flyer!

Posted by: Uncle Bosie at April 18, 2024 06:37 PM (vtyCZ)

13 Cannibal was a mean dude.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (NpAcC)

14 "The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group, ... opposes President Joe Biden,"

Who's their preferred candidate?
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:36 PM (MvF+J)
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Zombie Stalin? Or Zombie Mao?

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (BpYfr)

15 A 129-page manifesto? That seems oddly prolix.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 06:38 PM (ewqMN)

16 The constant lies are just one more thing to wear us down and disillusion us. Those in charge can do whatever they want.

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (AR07F)

17 >>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again

Leftists have had a hard-on to re-create the 1968 convention since the day after the 1968 convention. Makes them feel important, and they thrive on chaos.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (OX9vb)

18 Evening.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:39 PM (3c2I2)

19 NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents

https://tinyurl.com/37457y45

Oh for fuck's sake...

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (3c2I2)

20 So what I'm hearing is that one guy ate everyone else on the plane and made up a story.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (z/ifB)

21 "It doesn't matter how many times this demented old fool is corrected"

He keeps telling the stories because he believes they endear him to voters, true or not. In his mind, they are the Politician Special Sauce that got him where he is now.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (MvF+J)

22 It did not crash on an island, with the crew then eaten by ~~passengers~~ Islanders.

Posted by: Uncle Bosie at April 18, 2024 06:41 PM (vtyCZ)

23 So, Leftists plan to disrupt the Democrat convention.

Isn't that "insurrection, once removed" or something?

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:41 PM (njExo)

24 Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide, Democrat Senator Cortez-Mastro of Nevada calls the Mayorkas impeachment -- which is entirely about Americans being murdered by illegal aliens the Biden Administration illegally paroles into the country -- "a waste of time.

Money quote: "I got lots of aides."

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (nOjd9)

25 This follows an investigation carried out by local police in association with the FBI field office out of Baltimore.

I assume this means the FBI tried to get it to use one of the no-no guns they want to ban and they refused so it was time to cut the handling.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (OYxA4)

26 Look I bailed out because there were topless girls on the beach. My mistake.

Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (z/ifB)

27 "A 129-page manifesto? That seems oddly prolix."

Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (MvF+J)

28 Real Clear Investigations: Impeachment ‘Whistleblower’ Was in the Loop of Biden-Ukraine Affairs That Trump Wanted Probed

https://tinyurl.com/3dbt9dat

Ciaramella is a piece of shit. Surprise!

Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (3c2I2)

29 What's the over/under of Joetato actually showing up for more than a 10 min crop dusting?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:42 PM (IG4Id)

30 Huntington Beach - located in Orange County (just south of LA County) - passed a voter ID law last month.

California is suing to overturn it, of course.

Posted by: junior at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (G6WvJ)

31 So what I'm hearing is that one guy ate everyone else on the plane and made up a story.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (z/ifB)
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Shoulda had the lasagna...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (BpYfr)

32 Was that manifesto 129 pages front *and* back?

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (3c2I2)

33 Cannibal was a mean dude.
Posted by: redridinghood
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Thread winner.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:43 PM (vtyCZ)

34 Talking to my brother again. We've made very slight progress with our sister; she now gets that Biden is a POS. But Trump is still too icky.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)

35 Boiling makes Boseys rubbery

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (oCjPU)

36 129 pages

It was written in 32 point comic sans with a generous amount of emojis

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (AR07F)

37 If Biden is returned to the White House, it will truly be rule by the imbecilariat.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (njExo)

38 Talking to my brother again. We've made very slight progress with our sister; she now gets that Biden is a POS. But Trump is still too icky.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 06:44 PM (1bNHn)
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One less voter for Biden means one more vote they have to manufacture...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (BpYfr)

39 We didn't crash. We found Amilia Earhart and stopped to pick her up. Super weird-she had the Lindberg's baby. Anyway she and that one guy took off without us in the middle of the night and we starved because it's impossible to open a coconut.

Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (z/ifB)

40 >>Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.
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cool, bring it
1968 ended with a Republican President-elect

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (oCjPU)

41
Did he at least get his Unclefathergrand's NAME right?

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (n+4am)

42 >>> 20 NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his 'new country' on documents

https://tinyurl.com/37457y45

Oh for fuck's sake...
Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:40 PM (3c2I2)

YOU GO HOME NOW. YOU BEEN HERE FOUR HOUR.

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (llON8)

43 Five passengers took off that day for a three hour flight. For a three hour flight.

Posted by: Bosie 901 at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (63Dwl)

44 Was it a "Fine Young Cannibal?"

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:46 PM (tT6L1)

45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

It sounds like it was written by AI.

Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

46 "Make America 1968 Again"

The guard will have Garands and M1 carbines, just like the good old days.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (MvF+J)

47
"My Uncle Posie was devoured by cannabis!"

-- "My Brain Rot Fungus is Starving" Biden

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (xG4kz)

48 The Freedom Road Socialist Organization, a far-left activist group

Notice the distinction? If they were conservative, the extremist label would be used. FRSO is as extremist as they come. There statement of purpose is essentially the Communist manifesto. They have been very active on college campuses for over 25 years. Phuc the legacy media and any brain washed, low iq toad who reads them.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (yps4S)

49 Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

Sounds suspiciously like a creative writing class prompt, doesn't it?

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (zdLoL)

50 Garand's make a fine club after the clip does its ping.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (tT6L1)

51 3. Lol twitter:

https://tinyurl.com/LoLtastyuncle - banana Dream

Hilarious!

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (njExo)

52 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

As opposed to the kind of stock you stick up your ass?

(Popular in Germany)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (nOjd9)

53 I guess the Steyr AUG is 'sleek.' Still ugly AF.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (MvF+J)

54 *Wonders if Bing AI will write a 129 page communist manifesto for me*

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (3c2I2)

55 My MIL had dementia and I noticed she basically had a script, she knew and remember what she did and if you got her off of her subjects she sounded coherent in, she was lost.

This is the story of Biden, a demented lost old man.

I mean how can any sane person look at
Biden and think he's really in charge? His eyes are like sharks eyes.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (9sWc1)

56
NYPost: Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his 'new country' on documents

https://tinyurl.com/37457y45

Oh for fuck's sake...
Posted by: Robert

Do those of us who are citizens here get to vote on this?

How dare he use his ginger privilege to jump to the front of the line!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 18, 2024 06:49 PM (xG4kz)

57 I don’t want Chicago 1968. I want Chicago and the other Leftists who descend on the city to declare all out nuclear war on themselves.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut)

58 Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

59 *message in a bottle*

If you find this we went down; all hands made it to the life raft. It's been 33 days. We've decided to Hodges but not his gammy leg.

Posted by: Uncle Bosey at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (z/ifB)

60 In other words, he won't sanction the country, just specific individuals and organizations.

How exactly does that work? They give the money to Iran who can then give it to those indivicuals and organizations. Win-Win!

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

61 cool, bring it
1968 ended with a Republican President-elect
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:45 PM (oCjPU)

I think (in part) due to Chicago 1968.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (8sMut)

62 45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

It sounds like it was written by AI.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 20

Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder? I aim my pellet gun the same way I aim an AR?

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (9sWc1)

63 Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Will they wear flowers in their hair?

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (88xKn)

64 I Meme Therefore I Am @ImMeme0 18h
This is what panic looks like.

https://tinyurl.com/ywwwd689
1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

65 It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder.

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Ye is obviously a firearms expert. Another excerpt:

"1 have also considered shooting up my former elementary school because little kids make easier targets. And, I run the risk of getting attacked or tackled midway through with high schoolers. I also hated elementary school. The teachers were evil and the other students were little assholes. I always got in trouble and had to sit out during recess. The other kids would pretend to be my friends but make fun of me to my face. It would be the perfect revenge."

Dudette, little kids have smaller target profiles.

More: https://shorturl.at/eowGS

P.S. I don't know why kids didn't like her.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (FVME7)

66 Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder? I aim my pellet gun the same way I aim an AR?
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 06:51 PM (9sWc1)

...

I am reliably informed some of them rest on top of your shoulder.

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (z/ifB)

67 Camps are coming.

Posted by: I've got bad news for you at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (QIiLZ)

68 Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

You remember the very civilized year 2020? I think we got plenty of people who ache to engage in “mostly peaceful protest”.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (8sMut)

69 45 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

It sounds like it was written by AI.
Posted by: fd at April 18, 2024 06:47 PM (vFG9F)

Or a ham 'n egger.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 18, 2024 06:53 PM (lg881)

70 52 "The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder."

What? No thing that goes up?

As opposed to the kind of stock you stick up your ass?

(Popular in Germany)

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 06:48 PM (nOjd9)

Cumala would use the one you stick in your mouth...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

71 Bullshit. The FBI wrote this. Their patsy got caught early.

"I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)

72 >Will they wear flowers in their hair?

Posted by: dantesed
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No, that's only in San Francisco
in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (oCjPU)

73 >>> 58 Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention, promising to Make America 1968 Again.

Sounds good to me, except it needs to be harder and more violent. I think Biden should import some of those "immigrants" from Belgium, one ones that burned down that building in Hague.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:50 PM (ynpvh)

Wasn't that a bunch of Eritreans carrying some homegrown fight into their new residence, and burning shit down indiscriminately?

Posted by: Helena Handbasket at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (llON8)

74 "I want to shoot up my school. I've been preparing for it for the past few months. As I sit in front of my dad's gun case and stare at the sleek, black gun inside, all I can think about is my finger on the trigger, taking aim, and killing people. The gun is an AR-15 style semi-automatic rifle. It's the kind of gun with a long barrel and a stock you put up against your shoulder. The gun is going to change lives tomorrow."
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)
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this is probably the correct take, sadly.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:55 PM (tT6L1)

75 I guess the Steyr AUG is 'sleek.' Still ugly AF.
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape

Any truth to the complaint that the pencil barrel is wobbly AF?

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 06:55 PM (IG4Id)

76 Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder?

12 ga SGs with pistol grips are the exception.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (yps4S)

77 From their website: "FRSO is recruiting and building towards the creation of a new Communist Party based on Marxism-Leninism." At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

78 We don't need common sense gun control - we need common sense tranny control

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)

79 I see I left the most important part off, that the FBI probably wrote the manifesto.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (tT6L1)

80 Jeffrey Toobin @JeffreyToobin 22h
Trump’s new Truth Social post is a clear attempt to intimidate the jury. I bet the judge moves up his contempt hearing for Trump. From @AC360

Catturd ™ @catturd2 22h
You masturbated on a zoom call. We don’t take you seriously for obvious reasons.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (vtyCZ)

81 1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

They might lose a whole two.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)

82 Bullshit. The FBI wrote this. Their patsy got caught early.

Guarantee this tranny has been talking with a bunch of people at various big name NGOs that have been stoking his rage...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (ibTVg)

83 We have to ban semiautomatic rifles with the long barrels and stock you put up against your shoulder now! To save democracy! And kids! And puppies and kittens and the teachers and first responders and veterans and immigrants and BIPOC LGBTQ++IA!

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (PI/SC)

84 This is what panic looks like.

https://tinyurl.com/ywwwd689

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It may be evil but it's not the stupidest thing I ever watched.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 06:57 PM (FVME7)

85 81 1:00 minute; Dominic Carter of WABC 77 warning Dims about losing black votes after PDT bodega visit; LOUD.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 06:52 PM (vtyCZ)

They might lose a whole two.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (8sMut)

There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

86 Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

Whitney Wolverine has entered the chat...

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (/y8xj)

87 >>>To be the millionth person to point this out: The problem isn't just the constant lying. The problem is that after he's mocked for his confabulations, and the White House "corrects the record" (which they're not bothering to do any longer), and after his handlers tell him to stop repeating the same debunked demented lies -- he just keeps on telling them.

Decrepit Joe is a One Trick Pony (pony soldier that is, a plastic-faced one). His one trick (actually his mission in public life) is to make everything about him. Now he's wrapping himself in the imaginary burial shroud of his Uncle Bosey, an imaginary fighter pilot who was eaten by imaginary cannibals. Because he believes it makes himself look better having a heroic relative.

Joe never publicly praises accomplishments of his relatives, friends, or staff and members of his Administration. Other than demanding everyone call Jill DOCTOR Jill, because he believes it reflects well on him that he's married to a doctor of anything.

What did Beau accomplish during his military service. Joe never tells us. What did his father accomplish other than fathering Superman Joe Jr.? Joe never says.

Joe is self-centered scumbag asshoe.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan)

88 Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)

LMAO that is the biggest load of scripted shit I've seen this year. Man they're really going for it and it's only April.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (lX8VI)

89 If Bribe'em truly was a vegetable he would be a cucumber. He keeps repeating on you.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (mziIs)

90 "You remember the very civilized year 2020? I think we got plenty of people who ache to engage in “mostly peaceful protest”."

It's a question whether the normal crew of downtown Chi recreational violent thugs will coalesce with protestors, or just hit other parts of town while LE is tied up at the DNC.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (MvF+J)

91 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)

92 " At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

A “people’s agenda” that is violently opposed to the people.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut)

93 We don't need common sense gun control - we need common sense tranny control
Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (ibTVg)

It's all for attention. Just open more drag clubs and they'll put down the guns and rush for the spotlight so they can regale you with shitty renditions of Cher's greatest hits.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (3c2I2)

94 Hi Ben Had! How are things in TX?

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (tT6L1)

95 *message in a bottle*

If you find this we went down; all hands made it to the life raft. It's been 33 days. We've decided to Hodges but not his gammy leg.
Posted by: Uncle Bosey

Set up for Life of Pie?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

96 75 Never encountered one IRL, but have hated them since Die Hard 1.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (MvF+J)

97 " At the DNC, they "will stand with Palestine and promote a people’s agenda."
Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (MvF+J)

A “people’s agenda” that is violently opposed to the people.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (8sMut)

Because they stink on ice!

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (4I/2K)

98 ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)
--------------

Joy left off the part about Joe loving his grandchildren in ways that would get normals arrested.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

99 More from Little Miss Sunshine:

"1 pace around my room like an evil mastermind."

-
Evil I can see but mastermind?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (FVME7)

100 The rifle makes me feel powerful, like when I wear my red MAGA hat and carry a tiki torch in a parade.

Posted by: AI FBI at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vFG9F)

101 Joe never publicly praises accomplishments of his relatives, friends, or staff and members of his Administration. Other than demanding everyone call Jill DOCTOR Jill, because he believes it reflects well on him that he's married to a doctor of anything.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (5fDan)

That's not true! He called me the smartest man he knows!

Posted by: Hunter at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (lg881)

102 Do tranny high-schoolers call things 'sleek'?

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (oCjPU)

103 Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ Apr 17
“We can book you a ticket to travel anywhere outside New York City”

Signs posted in 8 different languages are promoting free plane tickets at the same location where the city of New York is giving illegals more free hotel rooms | @FrontlinesTPUSA

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vtyCZ)

104 There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

No question. I would just rather that translate into votes. I’m not hopeful based on history. But I’d love to be wrong.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (8sMut)

105 Just noticed Dickey Betts passing. I don't know if any of the original members off the Allman Brothers are still around.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (88xKn)

106 She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

I love to give Ashley all 4 inches of lil Joe in the shower.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ibTVg)

107 That's not true! He called me the smartest man he knows!
Posted by: Hunter at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (lg881)
--------------

It's probably true because one of the last things dementia patients like Joe forget is the names of their children.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (tT6L1)

108 104 There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them while Trump improved the economy and reduced jail-time for their jail-families.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

No question. I would just rather that translate into votes. I’m not hopeful based on history. But I’d love to be wrong.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (8sMut)

True. It may count in ballots, but won't count as votes.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 18, 2024 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

109 Hi Blake, Life is good on the farm. Hope you are well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (mziIs)

110 in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair

Ah, the good ol' days.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (V8he0)

111 100 LOL

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:03 PM (MvF+J)

112 The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.

Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (lL8As)

113
No, that's only in San Francisco
in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair
Posted by: Don Black

1968 - Mayor Daley
2024 - Mayor Brandon

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (63Dwl)

114 "Do tranny high-schoolers call things 'sleek'?"

Just proves how fucked up they are.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (MvF+J)

115 Joy left off the part about Joe loving his grandchildren in ways that would get normals arrested.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (tT6L1)

Or the illegitimate one that he just shitcanned.

What a nice guy.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (nOjd9)

116 >>Just noticed Dickey Betts passing. I don't know if any of the original members off the Allman Brothers are still around.

Jaimo

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (LkLld)

117 Set up for Life of Pie?
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:00 PM (ftFVW)

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deoNAOfkXxc

Posted by: Obama at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (z/ifB)

118 The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre at April 18, 2024 07:04 PM (lL8As)

I'm getting too old for this shit.

Posted by: Snake Plissken at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (4I/2K)

119 What are the chances that an Arkansas Senator would be willing to campaign with Trump in NYC minority neighborhoods?

No reason, really. Just a hankering for the headline
COTTON COMES TO HARLEM

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (zdLoL)

120 ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s

One, climate will always change. What, is Biden going to outlaw death next? (He will, and if you are against him, that’s because you support Big Death.)

Two, if we were serious (snort), we’d follow France’s lead and go 70-80% nuclear. (I’d like to see that happen and us export coal.). You care about your grandkids? Demand nukes.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:06 PM (8sMut)

121 AmmoLand News @AmmoLand Apr 17
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists dlvr.it/T5dsJm
===
Just like TX and CA teaming up to overthrow D.C.'s illegitimate president, aided by brave journalists!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:07 PM (vtyCZ)

122 Biden is like a demented elderly Forrest Gump

there is seemingly no event in history that does not have a Biden component or angle

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (oCjPU)

123 Interesting, very disturbing story over at BB. Looks like Retardo managed to get about 1000 US troops in a situation where they are under siege in Niger (and why the fuck do we have troops in Niger). Things could get very bad real quick.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (0EOe9)

124 Looks like Tarantino has dropped the idea of doing a movie about film critic Pauline Kael.

Good. It was a fucking stupid idea.

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (JAhdn)

125 Jaimo
Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:05 PM (LkLld)

Wow, I thought he passed a long time ago.

Posted by: dantesed at April 18, 2024 07:08 PM (88xKn)

126 >Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists
---

Of course! They are natural allies! Right?

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (oCjPU)

127 ProudArmyBrat @leslibless 4h
Dan Crenshaw brings in an annual salary of $174,000.

He’s been in Congress for 4 years.

His dirty stock trading profits him ABOVE Pelosi’s trading!

Today, his net-worth is $4.4 million.

Not only that…

In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab.

Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’

He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)

128 >>>AmmoLand News @AmmoLand Apr 17
Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists dlvr.it/T5dsJm

5 million quatloos those documents are bogus and were intentionally leaked. Because you know why.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (5fDan)

129 FBI is right about White Supremacists teaming up with Islam. Too bad they're looking the wrong direction when they think "White Supremacist."

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (tT6L1)

130 I'm in a mood apparently.

I think Trump should remake the push grandma off a cliff in a wheelchair political hit ad except it's Biden in the wheelchair and Trump pushing it.

And there can be lots of cheering at the end.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (z/ifB)

131 Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists

Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (V8he0)

132 119 In 2016, some fool put out a blurb about Dr. Ben Carson. "Carson Really Shines".

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (0EOe9)

133 Jean Paul Kerry:

President Biden has been a champion for all the rights and freedoms that my father and uncle stood for. That's why nearly every single grandchild of Joe and Rose Kennedy supports Joe Biden. That's right, the Kennedy family endorses Joe Biden for president.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Eaten By Cannibals at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (FVME7)

134 Everyone I know thought it was a great idea!

Posted by: zombie Pauline Kael at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vtyCZ)

135 124 Phew! That mean my treatment still has a chance.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (MvF+J)

136 About 15000 homicides occur each year. In 2033 over 350 transgenders were killed. Far more than killed others
Over the last 5 years murders identified as transgendered avg 2 per year.

Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

137 134 Everyone I know thought it was a great idea!
Posted by: zombie Pauline Kael at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vtyCZ)

Lol

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (1oTv1)

138 Paul predicts 2033.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (MvF+J)

139 127 In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab.

perhaps we should have a national pdp-10 database so we can keep track of who's playing with a full dec.

Posted by: anachronda at April 18, 2024 07:12 PM (v3pYe)

140 He’s been in Congress for 4 years.

His dirty stock trading profits him ABOVE Pelosi’s trading!

Today, his net-worth is $4.4 million.

Not only that…

In 2021, Crenshaw voted on a National vax database, to keep track of who did/did not get the jab.

Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’

He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)

And he is a big fan of “red flag” laws.

Fuck this guy.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 07:13 PM (8sMut)

141 The President meant to say his plane crashed off the coast of Haiti.
Posted by: Karine Jean Pierre

Nah, crashed outside the Superdome.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 18, 2024 07:13 PM (ftFVW)

142 Paul is obviously regurgitating numbers without, you know, context.

I'll bet a lot of money the majority of the deaths are suicide or trans on trans.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1)

143 How is that tilapia vag workin' out for ya, Paul?

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (V8he0)

144 “Pink Cilantro”

As if people didn't already hate the green variety enough.

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (MvF+J)

145 Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson 2h
I Just Got ROBBED At In-N-Out Burger 🍔

https://tinyurl.com/bwv5uyxk
59 seconds; Benny and his crew literally robbed while vlogging about the neighbourhood's crime wave that drove the burger chain out.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:15 PM (vtyCZ)

146 And if anyone wants real stories about cannibals, I recommend the autobiography of John G. Paton (1824-1907) who was a Protestant Scottish missionary to the New Hebrides. It is an amazing story and Rev. Paton seems like he was a courageous man of faith.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 07:15 PM (XkYcA)

147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart.

Check the schedule you fucking retard.

Posted by: raimondo at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (JAhdn)

148 Eh, have at it Marxists, it should be a riot

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (fwDg9)

149 87 Decrepit Joe is a One Trick Pony (pony soldier that is, a plastic-faced one). His one trick (actually his mission in public life) is to make everything about him. Now he's wrapping himself in the imaginary burial shroud of his Uncle Bosey, an imaginary fighter pilot who was eaten by imaginary cannibals. Because he believes it makes himself look better having a heroic relative.

i'm surprised he hasn't regaled us with the tale about how he named his son beau after his uncle beausey.

Posted by: anachronda at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (v3pYe)

150 I'm looking forward to the day leftists realize trannies are more trouble than they are worth and once again admit trans is a mental disorder and they knew it all along. And it will happen.

Then we can stop hearing about them again.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (LkLld)

151 Paul is obviously regurgitating numbers without, you know, context.

I'll bet a lot of money the majority of the deaths are suicide or trans on trans.
Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:14 PM (tT6L1)

Turning to the Grapefruit League, today's scores were 3-2, 2-0, 5-4, and in a surprising upset, 6-3.

Posted by: When Carlin Was Funny at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (4I/2K)

152

Swiss cheese has less holes than Joey's brain!

Posted by: Idi Amin's Syphilitic Brain at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (Llt2R)

153 @147..LOL!

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (tT6L1)

154 He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)
******
Wow.
He is also so self righteous and condescending too.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 07:17 PM (NpAcC)

155 "autobiography of John G. Paton"

Here it is at archive.org:
https://tinyurl.com/3u32du8f

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

156 I suspect FJB has cannibals on his mind because he's ordered Haitians deported.

Aljazerra News: The United States has sent dozens of Haitian citizens back to their country on a deportation flight, despite a surge in deadly gang violence and widespread instability in the Caribbean nation.

A spokesperson for the US Department of Homeland Security (DHS) told Al Jazeera on Thursday that one of its agencies — Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) — “conducted a repatriation flight of around 50 Haitian nationals to Haiti”.

“Individuals are removed only if they were found to not have a legal basis to remain in the United States,” the spokesperson said in an email.

No progressive anger.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (NFX2v)

157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

158 @85

>>There are quite a few blacks that realize that Biden's done nothing for them and actually made things worse for them

Replacement theory is real and not some wild eyed conspiracy, and the irony is that blacks will be replaced first and the new hispano-asian majority is not going to be putting up with their sh*t quite the way honky's have.

Or alternatively...

How about them apples.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (XV/Pl)

159 >>> Days after an illegal alien murdered her aide...

I am thinking of song...

Pepper
Butthole Surfers

Well it should have been a better shot,

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (cOq4q)

160 I look forward to the day Mudpants strokes out and faces Eternal Judgement. Too bad he won't have clean underwear for the occasion.

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (GQGrJ)

161

Since I accidentally fractured my dick I can tuck it all the way back and stick the tip up my butthole and fuck myself!

Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (Llt2R)

162 Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’

He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:09 PM (vtyCZ)

Someone needs to keep an eye on this clown.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 18, 2024 07:20 PM (W/lyH)

163 When Retardo checks out for good, I have money bet in Vegas that syphilitic insanity shows up in the Swiss cheese brain.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:20 PM (0EOe9)

164 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

The kind you clamp to your hip and go full auto?

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (4I/2K)

165 @127

>>Crenshaw's campaign paid his wife’s firm “Pink Cilantro” more than $350,000, and according to the FDR, reported it as ‘spouse salary.’ He’s the worst of the worst! Yea,

I hope he made the correct business record entries, seems like something Paxton should look into.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (XV/Pl)

166 Security Council bid to recognize "palestine" fails.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 18, 2024 07:21 PM (mziIs)

167 I guess "Pink Taco" was too far over the line.

Posted by: Count de Monet at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (4I/2K)

168 The Dem convention will be Star Wars bar scene.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (ewqMN)

169 164 Prosthetic rifle, as in "Planet Terror."

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:23 PM (MvF+J)

170 If our side did politics they'd have East Palestine demand independence and reparations from the US.

See just how many reporters think they are Gazans...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 07:24 PM (ibTVg)

171 Posted by: raimondo at April 18, 2024 07:16 PM (JAhdn)

That is one of the funniest responses about trolls I've ever seen here. I congratulate you!

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 07:24 PM (XkYcA)

172 I guess "Pink Taco" was too far over the line.

How about a blue waffle?

Posted by: Sandra Fluke looking down her shorts at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (ibTVg)

173 131 Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists

Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 18, 2024 07:10 PM (V8he0)

/Looks at Gays for Palestine...

Uh... who do they think we are? stupid as the left?

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (xaFKb)

174 The Federalist @FDRLST 1h
Dark Money Group Backed By Foreign Billionaire Has Dumped $100 Million Into State Ballot Initiatives
thefederalist.com/2024/04/18…
https://tinyurl.com/39svud3d

Wyss-Backed Group Has Dumped $100M Into State Ballot Initiatives
A fund backed by Swiss billionaire Hansjörg Wyss has dumped millions into state ballot initiatives, a new report revealed.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:25 PM (vtyCZ)

175 "Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist"

FIB/white supremacist venn diagram is pretty much a prolapsed circle

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (GQGrJ)

176 FJB is also back to the story Beau came back from War with cancer.

Mount Sinai, among others:
News
The Facts About Beau Biden’s Cancer
Health

June 04, 2015) With mourners gathering in the Delaware Senate to pay their respects Thursday, the death of Vice President Joe Biden’s oldest son Beau at 46 from brain cancer brings to a light a rare, but lethal disease that remains stubbornly resistant to treatment. Beau Biden was originally diagnosed back in 2013. After surgery, chemotherapy, and radiation, he went back to work as Delaware’s Attorney General and even had plans to run for Governor in 2016, according to the Washington Post. Sadly, he suffered a recurrence this spring, and his health quickly deteriorated. While death rates from many cancers have declined thanks to better prevention, screening, and treatment, with the overall cancer death rate among Americans falling 22% between 1990 and 2011, death rates from glioblastoma remain virtually unchanged, says Adilia Hormigo, MD, PhD, director of the Neuro-Oncology Program at The Mount Sinai Hospital and Mount Sinai Health System. “The progress has been very limited; we’re kind of stuck with the same treatments.”

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (NFX2v)

177 I have no idea how Sundowner makes up shit, movies he sees could be just about as good as any reason

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (fwDg9)

178 168 When the tranny Siamese twins that just married each other give a speech on tranny Siamese twin oppression I'll know they have finally arrived in crazy town.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:26 PM (0EOe9)

179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

I know, I thought I was missing something. I thought they all do but assumed I was wrong.

Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (1oTv1)

180 Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

181 Internal Documents Show FBI is Worried About White Supremacist Teaming Up With Islamic Extremists

Wow. That sure is some f*cked up fantasyland they reside in.
Posted by: Notorious BFD

Both groups are Democrats. So, it is done.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (cOq4q)

182 Most, if not all racists are socialist.
Otherwise, what's the point?

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:28 PM (cOq4q)

183 72 >Will they wear flowers in their hair?

Posted by: dantesed
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No, that's only in San Francisco
in Chicago in 1968, they wore CPD nightsticks in their hair
Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 06:54 PM (oCjPU)
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At least, in 1968, the Dem mayor, though a crook, was a hard ass.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:29 PM (1bNHn)

184 "1968 ended with a Republican President-elect"

in 1972 Nixon got 520 Electoral Votes to McGovern's 17.
DeepState removed Nixon rather promptly ... after ?? removed JFK before that.

The internet has made the truth more clear for inquisitive individuals, yet Google and the rest have managed to silence and hide so many voices, that the masses only know/believe the Google propaganda.

A Republic ... If you can keep it.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 18, 2024 07:29 PM (Cus5s)

185 The ReidOut @thereidout 22h
The number of Black American players in Major League Baseball has plummeted to just 6%, offering a warning about what can happen when institutions de-emphasize diversity. More on our #ReidOutBlog

End Wokeness @EndWokeness 10h
72% of NBA players are black.
13% of the US population is black.

Why no equity demands for the NBA?

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (vtyCZ)

186 There was a cartoonist for Mad Magazine, Don Martin, that often did brain surgery schticks. He would have a gold mine with Biden.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (0EOe9)

187 179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)

I know, I thought I was missing something. I thought they all do but assumed I was wrong.
Posted by: CaliGirl at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (1oTv1)
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Does it have a compass and a thing that tells the time?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:30 PM (1bNHn)

188 No one I know likes Tarantino.

~ Pauline Kael

Posted by: Take that! at April 18, 2024 07:32 PM (dg+HA)

189 Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.
Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 07:27 PM (Z8Yh2)

Did they use my patented screw-top method?

Posted by: Doctor Michael Hfuhruhurr at April 18, 2024 07:32 PM (4I/2K)

190 187 A bottle opener. Oh, Galil thought of that.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 18, 2024 07:33 PM (0EOe9)

191 188 Ha!

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:33 PM (MvF+J)

192 186 There was a cartoonist for Mad Magazine, Don Martin, that often did brain surgery schticks. He would have a gold mine with Biden.

Gold, Jerry. Gold!

Posted by: Banya at April 18, 2024 07:35 PM (dg+HA)

193 Look into history, most of the biggest monsters in Marxism were the worse racist in history

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 07:36 PM (fwDg9)

194 'Leftists plan to disrupt the Chicago Democrat Convention,'

One thing. We get to see to what degree the democrats control the leftist mobs.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 18, 2024 07:36 PM (roH4R)

195 91 Nicholas Fondacaro
@NickFondacaro

ABC News host Joy Behar claims Trump "couldn't care less about his grandchildren" because he says off-shore wind turbines kill whales.
She says, Biden "who loves cares about his grandchildren, is working very hard" to stop climate change.

https://tinyurl.com/4r6jrb6s
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 06:59 PM (NpAcC)
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Behar is a smart as she is beautiful.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:37 PM (1bNHn)

196 why do people care about what the hags on The View have to say

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:38 PM (oCjPU)

197
Ed Morrissey comments:

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https://youtu.be/vx47jR3gE1w?si=G7JUevD5Lp5b56_E

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 07:38 PM (0FoWg)

198 They're such easy targets.

Posted by: And we're lazy at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (dg+HA)

199 161

Since I accidentally fractured my dick I can tuck it all the way back and stick the tip up my butthole and fuck myself!
Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 18, 2024 07:19 PM (Llt2R)
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I think you'd be happier at the Bulwark.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (1bNHn)

200 "We get to see to what degree the democrats control the leftist mobs."

Will the pallets of bricks mysteriously show up as in 2020?

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (MvF+J)

201 Weird Al - Real or Cake?

https://youtu.be/cPAlmXHMktA

38 seconds

Posted by: Robert at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (JAhdn)

202 He’s the worst of the worst! Yea, you can serve your country and still be a rogue, unprincipled snake!

Absolutely spot on.

Posted by: Paco at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (njExo)

203 Jon Voight: If Re-Elected, Trump Will ‘Overrule The Barbaric Animals Destroying Our Country‘

Hollywood legend Jon Voight is in no doubt former President Donald Trump must be returned to the White House in 2024 to “overrule the barbaric animals destroying our country.”

He made his declaration by bookending it with the observation Israel is also in grave danger and both countries must safeguard their futures through backing Trump because the alternatives do not bear thinking about.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (vtyCZ)

204 I find it interesting...
Chicks going "manly" in the transgender realm get guns and kill people.
Dudes going "girly" in that realm dangle their d***s in front of girls and ogle their boobs.

Can anyone point to any who don't fit that pattern when we hear about them?

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 07:39 PM (1zxQh)

205 147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart.

Check the schedule you fucking retard.
Posted by: raimondo

Omg. I'm laughing like a hyena and folks are staring at me.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 07:40 PM (xRMIr)

206 Joe Biden Lying About His Uncle Bosey Being Eaten by Cannibals

Probably inspired by the story that Bush the Elder was almost eaten by cannibals. Bush got lucky and ditched his plane in the ocean. The rest of his squadron that was shot down and made it to land were captured by Japanese who ate them as a team building exercise.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 07:41 PM (cOq4q)

207 Hiya evury one.

What's new?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 18, 2024 07:42 PM (rJ7Hd)

208 147 Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

I'm working Ace today, you're supposed to be working Breitbart.

Check the schedule you fucking retard.
Posted by: raimondo

Omg. I'm laughing like a hyena and folks are staring at me.
Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 07:40 PM (xRMIr)
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The only known downside of reading AoSHQ around other people...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 07:42 PM (BpYfr)

209 Mentioning two brain surgeries should punch up any Biden headline.

Posted by: DOYLE

So the first implant failed, and now the second is getting rejected too...

Posted by: Drink Like Vikings at April 18, 2024 07:43 PM (y3Tko)

210 Not interested in any firearm that looks 'sleek.'

And just what's wrong with sleek?

Posted by: Diana Rigg at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (njExo)

211 cafe is open

Posted by: Don Black at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (oCjPU)

212 nood

Posted by: Peel gp A Grape at April 18, 2024 07:44 PM (MvF+J)

213 I would firehose, nightstick, and German shepherd dog their asses into the pavement. Then I’ll put whatever’s left in jail.
-zombie Mayor Dailey

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 07:45 PM (NxC5+)

214 187 179 157 "The kind of rifle with a stock you put up against your shoulder." As opposed to the other kind of rifle.
Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 18, 2024 07:18 PM (w6EFb)
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She's watched Hollywood movies and noted that Tommy-guns and sten guns are usually shown being fired from the waist.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #13 at April 18, 2024 07:46 PM (qfLjt)

215 I would firehose, nightstick, and German shepherd dog their asses into the pavement. Then I’ll put whatever’s left in jail.
-- zombie Mayor Dailey
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Using Irish and Polish cops.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:48 PM (vtyCZ)

216 The only known downside of reading AoSHQ around other people... - "Perfessor" Squirrel"

How true! I was surreptitiously reading through the comments section several years ago during an excruciatingly boring meeting and came across some particularly hilarious observation by one of the moron wags, and felt uncontrollable laughter overtaking me. I took the handkerchief out of the pocket of my suit jacket, covered my mouth, and began to fake a coughing fit so that I could leave the room. P.G. Wodehouse frequently had the same effect on me.

Posted by: Diana Rigg at April 18, 2024 07:49 PM (njExo)

217
The Wendigo possesses stick thin guys with pale skin and sunken eyes and yellow teeth, and makes 'em eat people. Can't stop the hunger, jack! At least that's what the Algonquin told me when I was their shaman from the bronze age through 1974. They called me the Medicine Man back then, just like my own docs do til this day.

Anyway, that's why I thought it was a Wendigo when it ate Beau. I caught him with a dreamcatcher, and then found it was the smartest guy I know. Just ate 'im to save 'im from the cancer. I told that dreamcatcher it had six seconds to release him, or I'd kill every damn buffalo on the Great Plains. And whaddya know, but I killed 'em all. Word as a Brandon.

Posted by: Brandon at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (0FoWg)

218 185

Andy

With regard to MLB, I wonder if they include dark-skinned Latino players as black? I suspect definitely not. If they DID add AA players & dark-skinned Latino players together, I suspect that the combined total would approach 40% or more, depending on who is sufficiently dark-skinned to be counted as black.

Youth baseball has declined in popularity in the cities. MLB has acknowledged this & tried to address the problem. You can't play baseball in a gym, and it's a "traveling sport," unlike playground basketball. "Traveling sport" means someone has to drive the child somewhere to a game.

Meanwhile, beisbal is flourishing in Latin America.

In sum, it's a little more complex than just saying "blacks are underrepresented."

Posted by: the good people of MO (mnw) at April 18, 2024 07:52 PM (NLIak)

219 Doesn't every rifle have a stock you put up against your shoulder?

12 ga SGs with pistol grips are the exception.
Posted by: Sock Monkey * expert procrastinator at April 18, 2024 06:56 PM (yps4S)

Also, the Franchi SPAS12. The shoulder stock actually did fold up over the rest of the gun and could be used as a carry handle. You could shoot it that way, too. (You could also push a button on the bottom of the foreend, and switch it from pump to semi-auto.) It was a very cool gun, but not really a decent weapon, IMO. Too dang heavy, too bulky, and the ability to switch from semi to pump was kinda pointless. So I traded it.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 07:56 PM (1zxQh)

220 Over the last 5 years murders identified as transgendered avg 2 per year.
Posted by: Paul banned at April 18, 2024 07:11 PM (vXKP1)

Not nearly enough. Do better, murderers.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 07:57 PM (tkR6S)

221 Signs posted in 8 different languages are promoting free plane tickets at the same location where the city of New York is giving illegals more free hotel rooms | @FrontlinesTPUSA
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 18, 2024 07:01 PM (vtyCZ)

Boy, I'm seeing an opportunity here for anyone willing to take it. Get them all on the plane... and fly it to Venezuela.

Posted by: GWB at April 18, 2024 08:02 PM (1zxQh)

222 https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=diMYXNmJkvc

Posted by: JoshO at April 18, 2024 09:06 PM (djqxJ)

223 He just became confused about the time Hunter crashed after eating cannibus in Boise.

Posted by: N h ybugjthttfuy at April 19, 2024 06:31 AM (Uyh/q)

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