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Leftwing Activist Lies to Get on the Trump Jury

They're so biased that the incredibly biased judge, who refuses to recuse himself, is forced to exclude them from the jury.


Second Trump juror dismissed after failing to disclose arrest for vandalizing right-leaning political ads

A juror in former President Trump's criminal trial was dismissed after it was revealed he had been previously arrested for tearing down right-leaning political ads. This comes shortly after another juror was excused for expressing concerns about her ability to remain fair and impartial.

More on that later.

The dismissed juror, known as Juror #4, was arrested in Westchester, N.Y. at an undisclosed time for tearing down right-leaning political advertisements.

Prosecutor Joshua Steinglass also revealed that the juror's wife had been involved in a "corruption inquiry" requiring a "deferred prosecution agreement with the district attorney's office."

Following the dismissal of Juror #4 and Juror #2, only five jurors remain sworn in, with thirteen more needed before opening arguments can commence.

...

The dismissal of Juror #4 comes on the heels of the excusal of Juror #2, a nurse from Manhattan's Upper East Side. She expressed concerns about her ability to remain fair and impartial in the trial, citing potential outside influence and pressure from family and friends. Judge Merchan expressed regret at her departure, stating, "We lost what would have been a good juror."

Leftwingers see this trial not only as a way to attack Trump, but to cash in with the inevitable book deal.

The first juror was excused because the media posted so many details about her that members of her family guessed she was on the jury. This isn't intimidation by Trump; it's intimidation by the media, which once again wants to tell jurors "We are watching you and will punish you for voting 'wrong.'"

A female juror, "Juror #2," who works as an oncology nurse and had biographical details -- including her occupation and other information from her responses to the juror questionnaire and its 42 multi-part questions -- made public told the judge that she had "friends, colleagues, and family push things to my phone questioning my identity as a juror."

"After sleeping on it overnight," Juror #2 told the court she "has concerns about her ability to be fair and impartial."

As a result, Judge Juan Merchan excused Juror #2, meaning there are just now just six impaneled jurors and 12 more must still be settled.

Contrary to claims that Trump and his allies are trying to intimidate jurors, mainstream media outlets hostile to Trump reported details about jurors' identities -- apparently enough details to allow at least one juror to have her presence on the panel suspected.

Trump did some campaigning in New York, despite the corrupt Democrat Party's attempt to stop him from doing so.

Trump went to visit the bodega owned by the man Soros DA Alvin Bragg threw in Rikers for defending himself from a brute.

The Daily Beast is alarmed by the positive reception he, um, received.

A cheery young Hispanic working single mom who should terrify the Democrats had just picked up her 1-year-old son from his babysitter on Tuesday evening when she encountered a crowd at Broadway and W. 139th St. in Harlem.

None other than Donald Trump was just beyond a line of police barricades outside the Sanaa Convenient store.


"I was amazed to see him," 31-year-old Sabrina Vargas later told The Daily Beast. "Just to see what everyone jokes about--his hair, the color. It was kind of breezy."

Trump had come directly from his criminal trial to a neighborhood he might have been expected to avoid for fear of a hostile reception. The visit was the idea of Francisco Marte, head of the Bodega and Small Business Group.

...

The police closed off the immediate vicinity with barricades. The Secret Service searched everyone inside the perimeter to ensure there were no firearms in the immediate area of Trump--who then suggested in his remarks that a gun could have prevented the stabbing at the store.

"If you have a gun, then you'd never get robbed," Trump said. "That would be the end of it."

...


Vargas arrived in the midst of it, having just collected her son, Makhai, after a shift as a table server at the Hard Rock in Times Square.

"You had a lot of mixed emotions," she recalled. "I saw some women upset. I saw a lot of people happy. And a lot of people who seem confused."

But, by her estimate, only 15 percent of the onlookers were manifestly negative. She herself had only positive things to say.

"I liked his suit," she said. "It looks like he lost some weight."

She added, "He looked happy. He always looks happy." She noted one exception: "Not when he's in court."

Vargas said that when the crowd cheered, little Makhai joined in. She was asked if she also cheered. "I did," she allowed.

...

For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday. And it should scare the hell out of the Democrats that those who joined in included a working woman who should be a vote they can count on.

"I think Biden could do a lot better," Vargas said.

Vargas complained about crime in the subways and said that she didn't feel unsafe to ride them when Trump was president.


Meanwhile, this vegetable.


Via Instapundit.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:40 PM




Comments

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1 Feeling gray, today

Posted by: Zombie Breitbart at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (XEGvp)

2 Man, their fervor over spackling a lumpy coat of fake legitimacy over this whole clown boner bonfire is a sight to behold.

Just put the guy against a wall and shoot him already like you want to, you gutless pussies.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (GkFGh)

3 Yeet. Yeet. Yet. Yeeto.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 18, 2024 03:41 PM (kzq+c)

4 I can't imagine being excited to see Biden. Well, unless his feet were headed into a wood chipper.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 18, 2024 03:43 PM (CsUN+)

5 Yeah, Trump's gonna get a fair trial... Even the ones that were deemed "Unbiased" were found to be totally biased.. I imagine the rest are just as bad

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

6 This is not happening in a vacuum. That juror thought that even though he lied it would be overlooked by the liberal Judge. And he had a pretty good chance to get away with it.


When Trump is convicted he will have several avenues of appeal and jury selection is going to be number one.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (QNSds)

7 Hmmm... Sanaa... capital of Yemen, isn't it?

Interesting.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (GkFGh)

8 Yeah, Trump's gonna get a fair trial... Even the ones that were deemed "Unbiased" were found to be totally biased.. I imagine the rest are just as bad
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

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They will just learn from this and hide it better.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)

9 Willowed-

Wide Awake Media
@wideawake_media

Climate cultists attack U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (@lisamurkowski)
"Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies... She is an ecocidal pyromaniac."

https://tinyurl.com/yvafmm2z

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (NpAcC)

10 6 When Trump is convicted he will have several avenues of appeal and jury selection is going to be number one.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (QNSds)

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Of course, none of this is being done to stand up to scrutiny. Hence, all the breaking of rules in obvious ways.

Trump's gonna raise so much money off of this shitshow.

Not from me, though. My $20 won't make a difference, and I'm already tired of screening my calls from the $50 I donated in 2012.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (GBKbO)

11 When things are pushed past a breaking point, rules change.

I fear we are about to see the rules change.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (HUco/)

12

Stephen Colbert will travel to Chicago this summer and host The Late Show from the Windy City during the week of the DNC (Democratic National Convention).

The CBS late-night talk show host announced he was hosting a full week of episodes from the Auditorium Theatre from August 19 through August 22.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

13 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

14 Trump went to visit the bodega owned by the man Soros DA Alvin Bragg threw in Rikers for defending himself from a brute.


By Faberge.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

15 The dismissal of Juror #4 comes on the heels of the excusal of Juror #2, a nurse from Manhattan's Upper East Side. She expressed concerns about her ability to remain fair and impartial in the trial, citing potential outside influence and pressure from family and friends. Judge Merchan expressed regret at her departure, stating,

"We lost what would have been a good juror."



Yes. Yes you did. Because she was smart enough to get out of it.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (aNhid)

16 One of the reasons you leave the prosecution of a president up to congress is that there's no way in hell you'll ever find an "unbiased" jury.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (GkFGh)

17 Characterizing Biden as a vegetable is unfair to vegetables, which have some value (increasingly more value in Biden's economy).

Posted by: He Sucks Like a Black Hole at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (q9dju)

18 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (wYffi)

19 9 Willowed-

Wide Awake Media
@wideawake_media

Climate cultists attack U.S. Senator Lisa Murkowski (@lisamurkowski)
"Murkowski is a murderer. She incinerates us to enrich her cronies... She is an ecocidal pyromaniac."

https://tinyurl.com/yvafmm2z
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (NpAcC)

A RINO finding out both sides hate her...yawn. She got her money.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (exHjb)

20 Trump going to Harlem is like Nixon going to China.

Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (rJ48h)

21 Ace is now pimping Trump's social media team tweets as if they're legitimate. Sad to see. Johnnymaga/Ali Alexander is a gay pedo and Alex Breusewitz stuck his dong in a squirrel.

Posted by: rms141 at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (ZOL6/)

22 12

Stephen Colbert will travel to Chicago this summer and host The Late Show from the Windy City during the week of the DNC (Democratic National Convention).

The CBS late-night talk show host announced he was hosting a full week of episodes from the Auditorium Theatre from August 19 through August 22.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (63Dwl)

=======

Did Johnny Carson ever do this?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

23 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday. And it should scare the hell out of the Democrats that those who joined in included a working woman who should be a vote they can count on.


The epitome of unbiased reporting, right there.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (Zz0t1)

24 I'm sure that juror #4 will be prosecuted for lying under oath, right?

...

right?

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (nXhwP)

25 In Soviet America.. media juries you!

Posted by: A dude in MI at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (/6GbT)

26 Once Trump goes away all this will stop and everything will go back to normal.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (lX8VI)

27 Not from me, though. My $20 won't make a difference, and I'm already tired of screening my calls from the $50 I donated in 2012.

Sure, go ahead and leave your 10x match unclaimed.

Posted by: The World's Most Abrasive Texts at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (q9dju)

28 He's being prosecuted for perjury and will be given the maximum punishment, right? Because the system is impartial and fair, right?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (HnUIn)

29 Here’s a thought: as with trials in DC, ALL potential jurors are lefty plants.

Posted by: Lizzy at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (Hkcdp)

30 >>>1 Ace is now pimping Trump's social media team tweets as if they're legitimate. Sad to see. Johnnymaga/Ali Alexander is a gay pedo and Alex Breusewitz stuck his dong in a squirrel.
Posted by: rms141

They're video clips that were taken by other people. What are you cliaming is falsified in the videos?

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (KRtlO)

31 Dang. This isn't even "posted a meme on facebook" stuff, but literally arrested for politically motivated illegal activities.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (WCiZg)

32 I sure hope one of the strategies of the Trump team is to run out of jurors.

I want this trial to still be going on come November. I want them to drag this out. Seat jurors, then find out about their leftwing bullshttery after the fact. Toss the whole thing out and start over.

Rinse, lather, repeat.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (dGCAG)

33 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (wYffi)

They keep saying Democracy when they mean to say Democrats.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (lX8VI)

34 The dismissed juror, known as Juror #4, was arrested in Westchester, N.Y. at an undisclosed time for tearing down right-leaning political advertisements.

Prosecutor Joshua Steinglass also revealed that the juror's wife had been involved in a "corruption inquiry" requiring a "deferred prosecution agreement with the district attorney's office."
++++
The couple that crimes together stays together, I guess.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

35 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

36 Something I noticed when watching the video: Trump has a very head forward stance on his neck.

It doesn't mean anything beyond he probably spends a lot of time sitting at a desk, but you'd think his personal trainer would work on that.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (di6C2)

37 They've given me a number and taken away my name.

Posted by: Juror #4 at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (63Dwl)

38 If I'm ever in the situation where Biden comes into a place of business I happen to be in, I will simply tell him to "go toward the light. Don't be afraid."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

39 "The Bodega Event" sounds like a Ludlum novel.

Posted by: Captain Obvious, Laird o' the Sea, Radioactive Knight at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (Be/+i)

40
"Guilty, your honor, so say we all, and ask for a revival of the death penalty."

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (j4U/Z)

41 rms141 (ZOL6/) - Isn't there a truck stop gloryhole you should be manning?

Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (wYffi)

42 A female juror, "Juror #2," who works as an oncology nurse and had biographical details -- including her occupation and other information from her responses to the juror questionnaire and its 42 multi-part questions -- made public told the judge that she had "friends, colleagues, and family push things to my phone questioning my identity as a juror."
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Made public by whom and how?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

43 Yeah, Trump's gonna get a fair trial... Even the ones that were deemed "Unbiased" were found to be totally biased.. I imagine the rest are just as bad
Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 03:44 PM (Akjoo)

=====

They will just learn from this and hide it better.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 03:46 PM (DRSnL)
*******
All of the ones chosen so far seem to be troublesome for Trump based on their bios

Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

44 This is the most farcical Trial I have ever seen. The Fix is in from top to bottom. Somebody has to put a stop to this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (PQ4m2)

45 35 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

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Tangentially, Juror #2 is the name of Clint Eastwood's next movie.

Coincidence? There are no coincidences.

It's all connected.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (GBKbO)

46 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then

-

Which should be really easy to list.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (WCiZg)

47 Could you stick your dick in a squirrel? Does not seem like...

Oh, I am truly sorry man.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (di6C2)

48 NYPOST:

Potential Juror:

"He just seems very selfish and self-serving," she added. "I don't really appreciate that in any public servant."

The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

She promised she could set those opinions aside and decide the case based on facts.
--------------

Yeah right.

I'm sure the Judge will find someway to keep her.

Posted by: WisRich at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (G0vdT)

49 Did Johnny Carson ever do this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

to ask is to answer.

and that would be no, because he was smart enough to not piss off half his potential audience AND he was funny and didn't have to do the travelling road show with clapping seals...

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (nXhwP)

50 A juror seated in Trump's trial was just dismissed after it was found out he was arrested for engaging in POLITICAL VANDALISM against the right

He lied under oath in order to "get Trump

So he's been arrest right?

Right?
/s

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (ibTVg)

51 >>>Something I noticed when watching the video: Trump has a very head forward stance on his neck.
It doesn't mean anything beyond he probably spends a lot of time sitting at a desk, but you'd think his personal trainer would work on that.

A lot of people have that. I think you really have to work a lot on it. It's hard to change such basic things about yourself, because your body has been defaulting to this for decades and decades.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

52 46 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then

-

Which should be really easy to list.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (WCiZg)

=========

Saying that the 2020 election wasn't the most secure in the history of elections and the universe is a lie.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

53 All of the ones chosen so far seem to be troublesome for Trump based on their bios
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

I agree 100%
These are type of people who live in Manhattan.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (PQ4m2)

54 chriopractors are always calling out the "head forward" thing.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (KRtlO)

55 "You had a lot of mixed emotions," she recalled. "I saw some women upset. I saw a lot of people happy. And a lot of people who seem confused."
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LOL. Some people were happy and some people were confused, but some *women* were upset.

I'm surprised the quote wasn't sanitized.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (HnUIn)

56 Posted by: rms141

They're video clips that were taken by other people. What are you cliaming is falsified in the videos?
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:49 PM (KRtlO)

Glowies gotta glowie.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (dGCAG)

57 53 All of the ones chosen so far seem to be troublesome for Trump based on their bios
Posted by: redridinghood at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (NpAcC)

I agree 100%
These are type of people who live in Manhattan.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (PQ4m2)
______

I live in Manhattan. Choose me!

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (iFTx/)

58 51 A lot of people have that. I think you really have to work a lot on it. It's hard to change such basic things about yourself, because your body has been defaulting to this for decades and decades.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

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I've noticed that I do it less since I've started working out. Shoulder and back work just makes that area stronger and you don't lean forward as much.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

59 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

He might govern the way the majority of the actual citizens want?

Posted by: The real answer at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (ibTVg)

60 "Leftwingers see this trial not only as a way to attack Trump, but to cash in with the inevitable book deal."


Two months after the jury (ha!) convicts Trump, the top 12 books on the NYT Non-Fiction Best Seller List will all have the same title but have different authors. The title of the books: "I Convinced the Other Eleven to Convict TRUMP!"

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (5fDan)

61 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday. And it should scare the hell out of the Democrats that those who joined in included a working woman who should be a vote they can count on.
++++
This right here is top-tier journalisming.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

62 60 Two months after the jury (ha!) convicts Trump, the top 12 books on the NYT Non-Fiction Best Seller List will all have the same title but have different authors. The title of the books: "I Convinced the Other Eleven to Convict TRUMP!"
Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (5fDan)

========

"It's editorial content. We don't have to prove that they actually sold well."
-The NYT in a recent court ruling

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (GBKbO)

63 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.

It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.

Americans absolutely despise this crooked old fool.
++++
LOL.

Seeing Biden could give a guy the sheetz. Nobody wants that.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (HnUIn)

64 Speaking of which one of the most common mistakes beginners make when drawing a figure is putting the neck straight up and down and the head on top of that. That's not how humans look.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (lX8VI)

65 They're video clips that were taken by other people. What are you cliaming is falsified in the videos?
Posted by: ace

--

I want to be sure you saw #101 in the earlier thread

https://tinyurl.com/2aded8we

A worldwide and massively successful Fight Club level 4Chan trolling of liberals and marginalized peoples of colors.

The people who pulled it off are twisted geniuses.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:53 PM (WCiZg)

66 it's called Kyphosis:

Kyphosis is an exaggerated, forward rounding of the upper back. In older people, kyphosis is often due to weakness in the spinal bones that causes them to compress or crack. Other types of kyphosis can appear in infants or teens due to malformation of the spine or wedging of the spinal bones over time.

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

67 I've noticed that I do it less since I've started working out. Shoulder and back work just makes that area stronger and you don't lean forward as much.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (GBKbO)

Lifting helps posture. As long as you balance stuff out.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (di6C2)

68 chriopractors are always calling out the "head forward" thing.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (KRtlO)


Had a masseuse that told me if you keep doing that and not pulling your head back to straigten it out, you will develop bone deterioration in your neck.

I make it a point to pull my head back as often as I notice it coming forward.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (Zz0t1)

69 Watching Biden wander around aimlessly?

Priceless.

No one wants to shake his hand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

70 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
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Possibly. I don't know her.

But any risk of someone being a "good juror for Trump" is why they're running the news pieces to expose them in advance.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (HnUIn)

71 Since when can Democrats count on working people to vote for them? What is this, 1940?

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (lX8VI)

72 it's called Kyphosis:

--

Tech neck

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (WCiZg)

73 Saying that the 2020 election wasn't the most secure in the history of elections and the universe is a lie.

The left: Anyone claiming the there was any taint, any fraud, any question about the presidential election is a white supremacist, NAZI, racist, who hates science

Also the left: The presidential elections of 1980, 2000, 2004, and 2016 were all stolen

Posted by: 18-1 at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (ibTVg)

74 51 >>>Something I noticed when watching the video: Trump has a very head forward stance on his neck.
It doesn't mean anything beyond he probably spends a lot of time sitting at a desk, but you'd think his personal trainer would work on that.

A lot of people have that. I think you really have to work a lot on it. It's hard to change such basic things about yourself, because your body has been defaulting to this for decades and decades.
Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (KRtlO)

I read it's a defensive stance, from many hours of watching The Gorilla Channel. "Monkey won't catch me asleep, gonna headbutt him," Trump reportedly said.

Posted by: Trump Does Not Fear The Gorilla, But He Does Respect Him at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (q9dju)

75 59 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?

He might govern the way the majority of the actual citizens want?

Posted by: The real answer at April 18, 2024 03:52 PM (ibTVg)

Since 2016, there have been four national elections, with a fifth on the way. Trump was involved in all but one. He's due to start stopping elections any day now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

76 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.
......

How much was it per gallon?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

77 A female juror, "Juror #2," who works as an oncology nurse and had biographical details -- including her occupation and other information from her responses to the juror questionnaire and its 42 multi-part questions -- made public told the judge that she had "friends, colleagues, and family push things to my phone questioning my identity as a juror."
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Made public by whom and how?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

I've seen a LOT of details about the jurors on Jessie each night. I thought to myself it was a bit odd that FOX would spend so much time talking about then, like they actually knew who they were.

but then i always get a feeling from jessie that he's entertainment focused at best and llefty-lite to uber libertarian on most items.

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (nXhwP)

78 I don't know if that bodega visit was Trump's idea or someone elses, but it was brilliant.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (XkYcA)

79 Could you stick your dick in a squirrel? Does not seem like...

Oh, I am truly sorry man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (di6C2)


I'm sure Muldoon could give you the code for microphallus.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (Zz0t1)

80 thanks Moron RObbie, i'll check it out

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (KRtlO)

81 I read it's a defensive stance, from many hours of watching The Gorilla Channel. "Monkey won't catch me asleep, gonna headbutt him," Trump reportedly said.
Posted by: Trump Does Not Fear The Gorilla, But He Does Respect Him at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (q9dju)
++++
LOL. This is a funny place.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (HnUIn)

82 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.

-

Everyone was angry about the two hour delay in traffic, though. So there's that.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (WCiZg)

83 Could you stick your dick in a squirrel? Does not seem like...Oh, I am truly sorry man.
Posted by: Aetius451AD

Straight up furry hate right there.

Posted by: Auspex at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (j4U/Z)

84 I read it's a defensive stance, from many hours of watching The Gorilla Channel. "Monkey won't catch me asleep, gonna headbutt him," Trump reportedly said.
Posted by: Trump Does Not Fear The Gorilla, But He Does Respect Him at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (q9dju)

Which just goes to show he is a racist.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (di6C2)

85 69 Watching Biden wander around aimlessly?

Priceless.

No one wants to shake his hand.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (RIvkX)

Look at the stiffness of his arms as he walks. They probably assume that if they shook his hand it'd break his arm off at the shoulder.

Dude resembles an old-school G.I. Joe action figure at this point.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:56 PM (KbCG3)

86 I laughed at the Daily Beast, "despite the threat he poses to democracy." The crowd loved him. Lol.

Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (G1dq6)

87 38 If I'm ever in the situation where Biden comes into a place of business I happen to be in, I will simply tell him to "go toward the light. Don't be afraid."
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

-------------

I'd yell "go to Hell you corrupt old bastard!"

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (3xCNj)

88 Watching Biden wander around aimlessly?
Priceless.
No one wants to shake his hand.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (RIvkX)
.......

Might catch lupus or something.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (v0R5T)

89 The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

Well now that's a swell reason to convict someone of a non existent crime./sarc. Perhaps she needs to switch to coffee and also get a clue.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (XkYcA)

90 DO NOT FUCK THE SQUIRRELS

THANK YOU

Posted by: Central Park Zoo at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (R4t5M)

91 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.

He's lucky nobody shiv'd him with the jerky.

Posted by: Brother Tim sez Nick Saban for President! at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (OUMaO)

92 70 I suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)
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Possibly. I don't know her.

But any risk of someone being a "good juror for Trump" is why they're running the news pieces to expose them in advance.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (HnUIn)
_____________

Yea, which is part of the reason why I think they ran this on her, to try to get rid of her. Plus, my thinking is that if she was bad for Trump, her friends would be happy about it and not pressure her. The only rationale explanation is that she knew there was gonna be huge friction because they wanted her to frame Trump and she didn't.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (iFTx/)

93 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing"
Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!

Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (FtmW0)

94 thanks Moron RObbie, i'll check it out
Posted by: ace

--

Be sure to watch the video if you can. It's an hour long but incredible. Especially the puzzle starting around 29 minutes in.

youtube.com/watch?v=XpH3O6mnZvw&t=0s

It's Tyler Durden level stuff.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (WCiZg)

95 -------------

I'd yell "go to Hell you corrupt old bastard!"
Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 18, 2024 03:57 PM (3xCNj)



I'm hoping my method would keep me from receiving a beating from SS.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (Zz0t1)

96 89 The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

Well now that's a swell reason to convict someone of a non existent crime./sarc. Perhaps she needs to switch to coffee and also get a clue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (XkYcA)

What? With a suit, friendly, waving, shaking people's hand? Like an outgoing man who likes people and has a great measure of self respect?

Yeah. That's horrible.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (di6C2)

97 Since 2016, there have been four national elections, with a fifth on the way. Trump was involved in all but one. He's due to start stopping elections any day now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

Prosecutors all over the country are putting him on trial, for no other reason than if he gets in office, he'll put people on trial for political reasons.

If that's not a threat to "our democracy" I don't know what is.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (dGCAG)

98 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today
.......

No pictures of him standing under the $7.50 per gal sign?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

99 . "Just to see what everyone jokes about--his hair, the color. It was kind of breezy."

Breezy? I'm never hip to the new slang.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (OX9vb)

100 it's called Kyphosis:

Posted by: ace at April 18, 2024 03:54 PM (KRtlO)

=====

Great, something new to worry about.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (DRSnL)

101 DO NOT FUCK THE SQUIRRELS


Hey that guy is going to give me some nuts.

yes yes yes!!!!

Wait...why is he unzipping his pants instead of reaching into his pocket?!?

Posted by: A squirrel about to have a bad day at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (ibTVg)

102 Since 2016, there have been four national elections, with a fifth on the way. Trump was involved in all but one. He's due to start stopping elections any day now!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 03:55 PM (KbCG3)

don't don't let's start

ana ng

-- They might be giants

Posted by: SturmToddler at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (nXhwP)

103

I'm sure Muldoon could give you the code for microphallus.
Posted by: Sponge

Obama syndrome.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (yzHVK)

104 I hope Biden ordered the sushi.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (ogTiX)

105
This is the most farcical Trial I have ever seen. The Fix is in from top to bottom. Somebody has to put a stop to this

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM

Trump has to stay within a short commute of NYC, which means NY, PA, and NJ. It looks as if he's gonna campaign like hell in those states.

I'm gonna laugh like hell if this backfires on the leftist scum.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (RKVpM)

106 Ice cream scooper guy is wearing his 14 pieces of flair.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 18, 2024 04:01 PM (wBaIH)

107
Great, something new to worry about.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (DRSnL)


Just keep your head level and stretch your neck back. It'll eventually fix the muscle memory and stay back more naturally.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (Zz0t1)

108 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today
.......

Too bad he didn't try the sushi.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (v0R5T)

109 This bai-din guy thought Sheetz meant something else.

Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (o2ZRX)

110 Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today
.......

No pictures of him standing under the $7.50 per gal sign?
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:00 PM (v0R5T)

He saw the " I Did That" stickers on the pumps.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (R4t5M)

111 I have offered criticisms of Trump before. But he's a really upbeat guy. Ebullient, for you learned types. Anyway, he's always on the verge of doing the Naruto run toward supporters. Hence the stance. But the Secret Service gets really grouchy about that kind of thing and asks him not to.

Posted by: Anime and Cartoons Explain a Lot of What We See Today at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (q9dju)

112 I haven't been following most of Trump's courtroom nonsense all that closely because it only serves to infuriate me, but did his team move for a change of venue? All they'd have had to do to get a better jury pool is move to Staten Island, which despite being a NYC county actually went for him in '20 and I think '16.

I mean, I would be totally unsurprised if they moved for it and were denied for some b.s. reason, but I am curious.

Posted by: ThePopeofFremontStreet at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (LS6i5)

113 This bai-din guy thought Sheetz meant something else.
Posted by: Eromero at April 18, 2024 04:02 PM (o2ZRX)


MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED after I SHEETZ my PANTS!!!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)

114 Gee, I sure hope none of those employees put anything unsavory in that f*cker's food. Would hate for that to happen, or something...

Posted by: hobbitopoly at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (XPM1I)

115 suspect Juror #2 would have been a good juror for Trump. That's why her "friends and family" were pressuring her and almost certainly saying "if you don't convict Trump, we'll hate you." So she said "fuck this."
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 18, 2024 03:50 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah i doubt it...A single female oncology nurse in NYC?
Sounds far left even before considering Abortion.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (PQ4m2)

116 112 I haven't been following most of Trump's courtroom nonsense all that closely because it only serves to infuriate me, but did his team move for a change of venue

I Believe so

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (Akjoo)

117 Had a masseuse that told me if you keep doing that and not pulling your head back to straigten it out, you will develop bone deterioration in your neck.

I make it a point to pull my head back as often as I notice it coming forward.
Posted by: Sponge
---------
This is not the help I need right now.

Posted by: The squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (HjRfs)

118 >>>Biden stopped by a Sheetz gas station today because he wanted to try to replicate Trump's bodega visit.
It didn't work. No one cheered. No one was excited to see him.

In person, in non-TV lighting and without pancake TV makeup, Biden probably looks like a cadaver that has been used all day in a plastic surgery school.

Posted by: Gref at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (5fDan)

119 BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?! Because that's America."

https://tinyurl.com/3es5yxpw

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #11 at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (qfLjt)

120 I'm not into politics, so I've never put a sign on my lawn or anything like that. But I like living in a place where the signs don't get vandalized. Anywhere you go, GOP voters are too civilized and docile for that kinda shit. But here, they outnumber the NPCs to a point where it would be unwise.

In a lot of places, like my old hood, you're lucky if they don't vandalize your face for supporting Trump. No sign stands a chance.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (0FoWg)

121 96 89 The way Trump presents himself in public is "not my cup of tea," she added.

Well now that's a swell reason to convict someone of a non existent crime./sarc. Perhaps she needs to switch to coffee and also get a clue.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (XkYcA)

What? With a suit, friendly, waving, shaking people's hand? Like an outgoing man who likes people and has a great measure of self respect?

Yeah. That's horrible.
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 03:59 PM (di6C2)

Mean Tweets in the first degree. 100 life sentences, to run consecutively, in a federal pound-him-in-the-ass prison.

Posted by: Fair and Impartial NY Jurors at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (q9dju)

122 I saw the Face Vandals open for NOFX at the Ogden in '96.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)

123 I saw the Face Vandals open for NOFX at the Ogden in '96.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:05 PM (HnUIn)


You almost asked for it........


https://youtu.be/BUvIADT_IQY

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

124 Strike one.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)

125 Evil is evil does.

Posted by: Plainoldtoast at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (ytSiK)

126 I don't think Shitpants would survive a Rutters.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (GkFGh)

127 MY BUTTS BEEN WIPED after I SHEETZ my PANTS!!!
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:03 PM (Zz0t1)
......

no wonder nobody wants to shake his hand.

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

128 In person, in non-TV lighting and without pancake TV makeup, Biden probably looks like a cadaver that has been used all day in a plastic surgery school.
Posted by: Gref

-

I bet it was like Hillary visiting that Taco Bell or whatever. No one knew it was her and someone from ABC that was riding in the convoy called the restaurant later to tell them Hillary was there so that there would be a story.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (WCiZg)

129 2 ABC Baltimore: Police: Student who wrote 129-page manifesto to shoot up school wanted to be famous, 12:54 pm, updated 1:33 pm

(Andrea) Ye is currently in custody at Montgomery County Central Booking where he awaits a bond hearing. 🤷‍♀️


Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (NFX2v)

130 Trump isn't going to get a fair jury, judge or prosecutor

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

131 SNL skit idea: Biden walks into a gas station and everyone figures he's lost and tries to direct him back to the limo.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (z/ifB)

132 You almost asked for it........

https://youtu.be/BUvIADT_IQY
Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:06 PM (Zz0t1)
++++
Been a while since I've heard that one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

133 Demonstrations and police action at Columbia University. The president o f Columbia got the message at the congressional hearing and called in NYPD to clear the pro Hamas crowd

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (DQYe1)

134 SNL skit idea: Biden walks into a gas station and everyone figures he's lost and tries to direct him back to the limo.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (z/ifB)
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LOL. That would be pretty good.

SNL would never do it, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

135 119 BIDEN: "Are you ready to choose freedom over democracy?! Because that's America."

https://tinyurl.com/3es5yxpw
Posted by: Ciampino - Update #11 at April 18, 2024 04:04 PM (qfLjt)

+++++

Yikes. I mean, freedom >>>>>> democracy, but this is pathetic.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:09 PM (ogTiX)

136 134 SNL skit idea: Biden walks into a gas station and everyone figures he's lost and tries to direct him back to the limo.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (z/ifB)
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LOL. That would be pretty good.

SNL would never do it, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

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It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)

137 It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:09 PM (GBKbO)
++++
It's a tragedy that comics face every day.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (HnUIn)

138 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail
Well, as you people are want to say, if you've done nothing wrong then you have nothing to fear, right?

https://tinyurl.com/3prvsyjs

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #12 at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (qfLjt)

139 NYT Live Updates: Police Arresting Pro-Palestinian Protesters at Columbia
Officers began arresting students on Thursday, a day after university officials testified about antisemitism before Congress.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (NFX2v)

140 Trump can't get a fair trial in NYC, Philly, DC, Atlanta, maybe Boston.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (MeG8a)

141 The CBS late-night talk show host announced he was hosting a full week of episodes from the Auditorium Theatre from August 19 through August 22.
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 18, 2024

=======

Did Johnny Carson ever do this?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 0

***
Never that I know of. He, like Bob Hope and other entertainers of the Seventies and earlier, made jokes about both sides in any election; both Rs and Ds were fair game. I don't think JC was ever openly partisan.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (J2vNu)

142 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail

--

I'm already voting for him, guys.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 04:10 PM (WCiZg)

143 "Yeah, there was this stinky lady at the chic fil a today. Like, super stinky, knock a buzzard off a gut wagon stinky... and she had like ten friends all hanging around her in suits.... you'd think *one* of them would tell her she smells like a skunk fucked an anchovy and put the rubber in its pocket... i mean, right?"

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (GkFGh)

144 It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.
====
It's not like stuttering is a source for comedy.

Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (FtmW0)

145 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail


You withheld evidence, lied and falsely imprisoned Americans with your bullshit.

You SHOULD wind up in jail, if not tried for treason and hanged by the neck until dead when found guilty.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

146 Actually, I DO prefer Freedom over democracy, if it comes down to it.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 04:12 PM (di6C2)

147 You withheld evidence, lied and falsely imprisoned Americans with your bullshit.

You SHOULD wind up in jail, if not tried for treason and hanged by the neck until dead when found guilty.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (Zz0t1)

*types* *deletes*

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 18, 2024 04:12 PM (di6C2)

148 Joe was axing for the key to the shitter but it's chained to a hubcap so it won't get stolen and it was too heavy for the senile old fuck.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 18, 2024 04:12 PM (cDEsv)

149 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing" Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024

***
What held him back from going full pedo on her? The knowledge, however dim in his brain, that there were too many witnesses? Never seemed to stop him before.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 18, 2024 04:13 PM (J2vNu)

150 Democracy without freedom isn't democracy.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:13 PM (GkFGh)

151 Had a masseuse that told me if you keep doing that and not pulling your head back to straigten it out, you will develop bone deterioration in your neck.

I make it a point to pull my head back as often as I notice it coming forward.

I suppose I could get a giant-ass computer monitor and mount it 2/3 of the way up the wall.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (/y8xj)

152 "If you have a gun, then you'd never get robbed," Trump said. "That would be the end of it."

I am going to correct him ever so slightly. If they THINK you have a gun, then you’d never get robbed, because self-preservation is an instinct that even thieves possess (h/t, The Wolf). That is the magic of deterrence.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (8sMut)

153 The elevator type music playing in Biden's Sheetz visit video was great.

Made me chuckle.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (4aZAS)

154 The elevator type music playing in Biden's Sheetz visit video was great.

Made me chuckle.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (4aZAS)


It should've been.......


https://youtu.be/qPKDb99JYeM

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (Zz0t1)

155 Wouldn't it be ironic if the court forcing Trump to stay in New York lead him to campaign there and win the state?

I don't see any way it happens, but stranger things have happened.

Posted by: Thatch at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (LLNW4)

156 I heard yesterday that two of the jurors were attorneys.

I thought it was commonly known that attorneys are almost always automatically excluded from being on juries?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (HlbBf)

157 144 It's just too bad that there's no comedy to be had from the moral man who is our president.
====
It's not like stuttering is a source for comedy.
Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:11 PM (FtmW0)

=======

I don't get it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

158 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing"
Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (FtmW0)
++++
I hadn't watched it, but this made me go take a look.

Yeesh. He stopped short and fast - quickly enough to squeak his shoes on the floor - and stared right at her. He was doing pretty well this time, because he had the presence of mind to at least glance at the girl's mother for a moment. Good thing he was wearing sunglasses or the creepy leer would have been *really* obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)

159
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Maybe watch a movie once in a while, dude.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GkFGh)

160 159
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Maybe watch a movie once in a while, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GkFGh)

========

What the fuck is a movie?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

161 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing" Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024

***
What held him back from going full pedo on her? The knowledge, however dim in his brain, that there were too many witnesses? Never seemed to stop him before.
===
Sheets Momma, subtley brandished a can of pepper spray....

Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (FtmW0)

162 Ah, here is a question I've had for a while.
What is the distinction between an attorney and a lawyer, if any?

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (MeG8a)

163 I suppose I could get a giant-ass computer monitor and mount it 2/3 of the way up the wall.
Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:14 PM (/y8xj)
++++
That's more or less what I did, except mine is on a desk riser. Strongly recommend.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (HnUIn)

164 ========

What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)


Yeah, try to avoid THOSE theaters........

Posted by: Paul Rubens at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (Zz0t1)

165 January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail


...

You'll be fine.

Posted by: The guys who got Daniel thrown in the lion's den at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (z/ifB)

166 160 159
I don't get it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

Maybe watch a movie once in a while, dude.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GkFGh)

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What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

Don't bother. The book is always better.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (4aZAS)

167 155 Wouldn't it be ironic if the court forcing Trump to stay in New York lead him to campaign there and win the state?

I don't see any way it happens, but stranger things have happened.

Posted by: Thatch at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (LLNW4)

Consider that many in this area may either:

A) be meeting conservatives for the first time

B) be exposed to the fact that there are more conservatives in the area than expected and thinking that maybe voting isn't a fruitless endeavor.

Either way, it's a no-lose situation.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (KbCG3)

168 I'm sure Muldoon could give you the code for microphallus.
Posted by: Sponge

*********

As you probably suspected, there IS a code for that:


ICD-10-CM Diagnosis Code Q55.62

Hypoplasia of penis


Congenital hypoplasia of penis; Congenital penile hypoplasia; Micropenis; Olberman syndrome Type II, (see also Wee Willie Winky)

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (991eG)

169 133 Demonstrations and police action at Columbia University

--
Too bad they don't give hickory shampoos anymore

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (EGSGm)

170 I heard yesterday that two of the jurors were attorneys.

I thought it was commonly known that attorneys are almost always automatically excluded from being on juries?
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 18, 2024 04:15 PM (HlbBf)

...

Do two attorneys ever agree on anything though?

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (z/ifB)

171
The Biden/Sheetz gas station visit on the other side of PA? WTF - our gas on the east side of the state is .50/gallon higher.

Photoshop sign?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (RKVpM)

172 130 Trump isn't going to get a fair jury, judge or prosecutor
Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:07 PM (fwDg9)

The judge will add a new charge: Trump looked at me wrong,

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (8sMut)

173 Don't bother. The book is always better.
===
Except in the case of Prometheus

Posted by: Public defender from my cousin vinnie at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (FtmW0)

174 What the fuck is a movie?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

I don't know, some weirdos do a thing with a camera and then draw cartoons over it on a computer and then throw it all out and start over five times and somehow a handful of people make a giant pile of cash even though the whole enterprise is in hock for half a billion dollars and nobody else got paid.

I hear it's a glamorous industry.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (GkFGh)

175 Do two attorneys ever agree on anything though?
-

Where to go for lunch.

What Christmas present to send to the others' office.

There are likely others.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 18, 2024 04:19 PM (WCiZg)

176 20 Trump going to Harlem is like Nixon going to China.
Posted by: mr tmz at April 18, 2024 03:47 PM (rJ48h)

—-

There’s an old Vulcan proverb: only Nixon could go to China.

Posted by: Captain Spock at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (VbmpJ)

177 Congenital hypoplasia of penis; Congenital penile hypoplasia; Micropenis; Olberman syndrome Type II, (see also Wee Willie Winky)
Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (991eG)


Oh shit.....that's too perfect.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

178 Huh...thought I did that right.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (Zz0t1)

179 Do two attorneys ever agree on anything though?
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:18 PM (z/ifB)

+++++

Not if they are on the clock.

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:20 PM (ogTiX)

180 What was the "Don't jump" thing that Biden said there at the end?

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (o3SCB)

181 What is the distinction between an attorney and a lawyer, if any?
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:17 PM (MeG8a)
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Root.

Lawyer comes (obviously) from "Law," which is from Norse and came to England by the same way all the Norse stuff did.

Attorney comes from "atorne," which is from French and came to England by the same way all the French stuff did.

"Lawyer" developed as English in England, and "Attorney" started (probably) as a French loanword. They developed at about the same time, and are direct synonyms.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (HnUIn)

182 Fuck those people from NYC. They better hope they or their idiot spawn never so much as jaywalk in another state. You want to play that game? Ok, get ready to see Junior become the most popular asshole in prison.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (YPuuI)

183 Has anyone mentioned, the Wayne's World full body "schwing"
Biden does 5 seconds into the video, when he spies the 6 year old blonde girl standing next to her mom?????!!!
Posted by: WTF??? at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (FtmW0)
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I hadn't watched it, but this made me go take a look.

Yeesh. He stopped short and fast - quickly enough to squeak his shoes on the floor - and stared right at her. He was doing pretty well this time, because he had the presence of mind to at least glance at the girl's mother for a moment. Good thing he was wearing sunglasses or the creepy leer would have been *really* obvious.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:16 PM (HnUIn)
==

The lack of pedo perving given the chance and the sunglasses hiding his eyes gives me more than an 85% chance this was one of Joefredo's doubles. The real corrupt pedo would have not held back for his sniff and feel.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (17s+e)

184 > January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail
__________

If I'm not mistaken they are likely to be investigated for destroying evidence that was requested when McCarthy and the R's got the speakership. That and something else to do with the documentation they developed.

The committee's whole shit show is coming unglued.

But, it would take Republicans to actually, you know, give a fuck about it.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (Q4IgG)

185 What was the "Don't jump" thing that Biden said there at the end?
Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (o3SCB)


He had that House of Pain song stuck in his head.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (Zz0t1)

186 "Lawyer" developed as English in England, and "Attorney" started (probably) as a French loanword. They developed at about the same time, and are direct synonyms.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:21 PM (HnUIn)

Nobody every says lawyer at law though for some reason.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (z/ifB)

187 This brunette just woke up and is utterly unsurprised to find yet another story of judicial corruption in the news:
http://tiny.cc/cb0txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

188 Sheetz does have good fried cheese curds. Now if they could only have good coffee like WaWas....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (YRsIm)

189 I also think Trump should go to his son's graduation. Let that ass-pirate judge throw him in prison. You might as well call the section at that point.

This is the lawlessness and judicial tyranny that people despise most.

Posted by: Vengeance at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (YPuuI)

190 It’s the 118th anniversary of the Great San Francisco Earthquake, as well as the 149th of Paul Revere’s Ride.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (9yWhg)

191 What is the distinction between an attorney and a lawyer, if any?

*******

An attorney pricks your finger and a lawyer fingers your prick...

...no wiait, that's a phlebotomist and a urologist.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (991eG)

192 "January 6 Committee Democrats Say They Fear Trump Will Put Them in Jail"

Why did they skip, "walked onto a gallows and hung"?

Posted by: Vengeance at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (YPuuI)

193 Olberman syndrome Type II, (see also Wee Willie Winky)
Posted by: Muldoon

oh, I guess I messed up on the numbering: Olberman Syndrome is Type II, I was looking at Obama Syndrome Type I.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (yzHVK)

194 Nobody every says lawyer at law though for some reason.
Posted by: TexasDan at April 18, 2024 04:22 PM (z/ifB)
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Yeah, the "Attorney at Law" construction is odd, because "attorney" means *only* that in English. In French, not so much. IIRC, it is basically "appointee," though in English it has only the one meaning: the person appointed by the client to represent him in legal matters.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:24 PM (HnUIn)

195 187 This brunette just woke up and is utterly unsurprised to find yet another story of judicial corruption in the news:
http://tiny.cc/cb0txz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:23 PM (HnUIn)

Fun fact, once worked with a girl who looked almost exactly like her.

She was very cute from a distance. Closer inspection revealed the mustache of a 13-year-old boy. The maintenance must've been a bitch.

Still, cute though.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (KbCG3)

196 149th?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (ogTiX)

197 The lack of pedo perving given the chance and the sunglasses hiding his eyes gives me more than an 85% chance this was one of Joefredo's doubles.

I thought the whole point of the body double was that he didn't wander around looking like a shuffling zombie.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (/y8xj)

198 I've never seen a mechanic at car, or a plumber at sink.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (GkFGh)

199 200!

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)

200 I've never seen a mechanic at car, or a plumber at sink.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (GkFGh)


Heh.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (Zz0t1)

201 200

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)

202 LOL

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)

203 Maybe Biden's uncle was ate by camels but he stuttered.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (Y6IkP)

204
196 149th?

Posted by: Oglebay at April 18, 2024 04:25 PM (ogTiX)

199 200!
Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:26 PM (o3SCB)


LMFAO

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (Zz0t1)

205 Speaking of Sheetz, wife and I were road tripping with the kids (6, 4) and needed to stop for gas. I couldn't remember which one we liked better, Sheetz or QuikTrip. Thought it was QT so I stopped at the first one I could find when kids needed bathroom.

Naturally, some woman was in the ladies room with drugs and I come out of the mens room to find cops outside of the womens room with my wife and daughter in there.

Little one learned a bit about the world that day. I also learned that we liked Sheetz better.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (KbCG3)

206 Trump isn't going to get a fair jury, judge or prosecutor
Posted by: Skip

You forgot executioner.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (cOq4q)

207 90 DO NOT FUCK THE SQUIRRELS

THANK YOU
Posted by: Central Park Zoo at April 18, 2024 03:58 PM (R4t5M)

Good advice. I wish it was given to me before the... incident.

Posted by: B. J. Moose at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (DTX3h)

208 m missed it by that much and then again by that much.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (17s+e)

209 What SEPCIFIC dire threat does Trump pose to democracy?
Posted by: butch

There's a good twitter thread on this. A bit long but TL/DR: "But the rise of the new right in democratic processes like Trump, Brexit, Bolsonaro, etc was too much of an unexpected contradiction, and they panicked; and since they confuse democracy with eschatological democracy, a challenge to their utopia is perceived as a death threat to democracy. Since everything is acceptable to destroy the devil, they resort to authoritarian measures, including censorship, while believing they are the saviors of freedom and democracy."
twitter.com/ggmaultasch/status/1780728594727153797

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:28 PM (IG4Id)

210 I've never seen a mechanic at car, or a plumber at sink.

Seems like that's exactly where you'd see them.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 18, 2024 04:28 PM (/y8xj)

211 196 Yep.
“On the eighteenth of April in ‘75,
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that fateful day and year”

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:28 PM (9yWhg)

212 Jesse Watters on Tuesday broadcast extensive biographical details about Juror No. 2 -- her neighborhood, occupation, education, marital and family status, and what industry her fiance works in...He claimed last night that "undercover liberal activists" are trying to get on the jury -- comments Trump promoted.

All the coverage from RW media will be spun into OJ Simpson proportions. Making trials harder, and more importantly, much longer to finish.

His sponsors should be getting lots of calls for this unethical conduct. Anyone know who they are? I don’t watch his show but if we had a list, we could protest this.

Boycotts of Fox Sponsors aren't particularly effective. Fox is trying to engineer a mistrial.

he should be charged with a crime. that's jury tampering for sure. convince me i'm wrong about this. it's an absolute abuse of the First Amendment at the very least.

same with the 2nd amendment. it was never intended to mean any old person could have guns that kill multiple people at one time. i hate republicans.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (ycI94)

213 The way the people greeted Trump at the bodega - in Harlem, one might get the impression that if this phony, baloney trial continues into June and Trump skips out of every court session for a meet and greet, NY might be in play by September. Man, I can't get over how stupid the Dems are.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)

214 208 m missed it by that much and then again by that much.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (17s+e)

Sad.

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (o3SCB)

215 http://tiny.cc/cb0txz

That’s a Persian girl fo sure.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)

216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

217 The way the people greeted Trump at the bodega - in Harlem, one might get the impression that if this phony, baloney trial continues into June and Trump skips out of every court session for a meet and greet, NY might be in play by September. Man, I can't get over how stupid the Dems are.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (rj6Yv)
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Maybe they're dumb enough to put him jail to prevent it.

Or the judge will find some phony baloney rationale for forbidding him from doing so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

218 Wawa>Sheetz

But not by much

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (9yWhg)

219 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (ycI94)

Nice try... Waters had the same bio everyone had

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (Akjoo)

220 That’s a Persian girl fo sure.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)
++++
Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

221 "and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy"

Oh, just go fuck yourself.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (Qt4kF)

222 Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (ycI94)

Funny no mention of the juror stating she couldn’t be impartial.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (MNhXM)

223 Where's the second pillow case?

Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (v0R5T)

224 >>The way the people greeted Trump at the bodega - in Harlem, one might get the impression that if this phony, baloney trial continues into June and Trump skips out of every court session for a meet and greet, NY might be in play by September. Man, I can't get over how stupid the Dems are.


Dude had the #1 Reality TV show running for how many years?

He knows how to work the crowd.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (qRonQ)

225 Where's the second pillow case?
Posted by: wth at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (v0R5T)
++++
I don't know the status of Mike Lindell's litigation.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (HnUIn)

226 It will get fun if a jury convicts Trump on these bull shit charges never used on anyone else

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (fwDg9)

227 Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe



Both?

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (RjBju)

228 217 Or the judge will find some phony baloney rationale for forbidding him from doing so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

========

"Trump is trying to terrify the jury by showing how unpopular this trial is. We should be uncolored by popularity when fearlessly pursuing the unbiased application of the law. Trump is hereby ordered gagged, bound, and executed."

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (GBKbO)

229 I notice the head forward on Trump too. He should work on it--makes him look older.

Posted by: PJ at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (G1dq6)

230 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)

231 Both?
Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (RjBju)
++++
Technically possible but exceedingly unlikely...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (HnUIn)

232 221 "and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy"

Oh, just go fuck yourself.
Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 18, 2024 04:31 PM (Qt4kF)

Yeah, he poses a “threat to democracy” but left office exactly on time. So bloody tired.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (8sMut)

233 >>Possibly. My immediate thought was

...oof, that face.

Posted by: garrett at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (qRonQ)

234 If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play, their only options are to kill the guy, or just let him win and go for maximum chaos. I'm talking Summer of Love x50,000. A George Floyd every week. "School shootings were down to twenty five today". These monsters will try to make life unlivable.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (GkFGh)

235 That’s a Persian girl fo sure.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)
++++
Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

Abraham was from Ur so split the difference. 😀

220/221

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (MNhXM)

236 229 I notice the head forward on Trump too. He should work on it--makes him look older.

Never been any reason.... wait that's Head East

Posted by: Taggart at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (og5mY)

237 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)
---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (7fElN)

238 despite the dire threat he poses to democracy"
=====
Because we are superheroes saving the world from Trump, nothing is off limits. The constitution?! Pshaw!!! ITS NOT A SUI CIDE PACT!!!!

Posted by: Progtarded mindset at April 18, 2024 04:34 PM (FtmW0)

239 234 If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play, their only options are to kill the guy, or just let him win and go for maximum chaos. I'm talking Summer of Love x50,000. A George Floyd every week. "School shootings were down to twenty five today". These monsters will try to make life unlivable.
Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (GkFGh)

=======

I seriously, seriously doubt that NYC, the city of Tammany, is in any way in danger of not being able to deliver enough ballots to carry the state.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 18, 2024 04:34 PM (GBKbO)

240 For all of Trump's sins and lies since then, and despite the dire threat he poses to democracy, he drew similar cheers in Harlem on Tuesday.

Perhaps the People disagree with this characterization.

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:34 PM (o3SCB)

241 I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (7fElN)

Got the ass part of it right

Posted by: It's me donna at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (Akjoo)

242 whoopsie-doodle~!

@_johnnymaga 39m
🚨
@NYMag reporter deleted her tweet revealing that a prospective jurors son works for Hakeem Jeffries

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (IG4Id)

243 Trump should habitually visit a NYC crime scene that Soros DA is responsible for every day after court lets out. No matter how long this show trial lasts, he will not run out of campaign locales.

Posted by: Martin Tell at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (rVVOv)

244 "Johnnymaga/Ali Alexander is a gay pedo and Alex Breusewitz stuck his dong in a squirrel."

Jealousy is never a good look.

Posted by: Bea Arthur's Dick at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (Qt4kF)

245 199 200

201 200

"Fire for effect!"

Posted by: Muldoon at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (991eG)

246 Technically possible but exceedingly unlikely...
Posted by: Joe



Not in Iran, but Buenos Aires, nyc, Toronto, la, bigly

Posted by: N at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (RjBju)

247 "If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play, their only options are to kill the guy, or just let him win and go for maximum chaos. I'm talking Summer of Love x50,000. A George Floyd every week. "School shootings were down to twenty five today". These monsters will try to make life unlivable. -Warai-otoko"

They would start an actual hot war with Russia or unleash a new Disease X to get Trump. How do I know? Because they basically already did both.

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:35 PM (5FPX4)

248 237 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)
---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:33 PM (7fElN)

"Look, Jack, we have to distract from the fact that you walk like a mannequin and have black saucers for pupils. Put on these damn sunglasses and try to keep your hands off the little girls."

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (KbCG3)

249 216 One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.
Among actual humanoids, universal sign of A Tool.
Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (5FPX4)

-------
And a sure sign of not being one of the sharpest ones in the shed.
Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:32 PM (4aZAS)
---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel
===

Maybe Doktor Jilly is wife elder beating beating the old pedo? But more likely the drugs make is eyes look like saucers. More, more likely it is a Joefredo double.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (17s+e)

250 http://tiny.cc/cb0txz


Yeesh. Talk about mutton dressed as lamb.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (9yWhg)

251 ---
I'm sure his image consultants have told him he looks like a total badass...


Like he just stepped off the set of Top Gun

Posted by: Taggart at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (og5mY)

252 @205osted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 18, 2024 04:27 PM (KbCG3)
++++++
IMHO Sheetz and QT are very similar. Of course the gold standard is Buc-EEs.

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (Z8Xq7)

253 It still bothers me that, due the Left's epic ability to coat the world in lies, everyone still talks about coof as something that "just happened".

We were fucking bioattacked. The world was bioattacked by China *and* the U.S and millions were killed.

But somehow everyone thinks coof is just something that "happened". It's astonishing when you consider reality vs the perception thereof. If the Left had let the truth come out earlier instead of attacking it at every possible turn, people would know. And they wouldn't just know, they would be forced to say it because they would know everyone knew. It's weird.

Posted by: ... at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (lX8VI)

254
One of the most of many awkward things about that Biden clip is his keeping his sunglasses on indoors.

You or I see that and probably think 'drug abuser' who doesn't want anyone to see their eyes. It's been heavy overcast in PA today so there's no way he actually needed the shades.

My portable solar panel was registering .10% of capacity. That's freakin' dark.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (RKVpM)

255 More, more likely it is a Joefredo double.
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM (17s+e)

"This guy doesn't even have the right eye color!"

"Well all the other ones quit, so put some shades on the bastard and just try to get through the day. "

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (GkFGh)

256 Thanks, Joe. That was my suspicion as well. Someone was trying to convince me that the 2 terms meant differing things. I wasn't buying it.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)

257 "Like he just stepped off the set of Top Gun"

Goose: Bidenvrick, you're too low !
Bidenvrick: What do I have to worry about? I already shit my pants!

Posted by: Zek at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (5FPX4)

258 Maybe they're dumb enough to put him jail to prevent it.

Or the judge will find some phony baloney rationale for forbidding him from doing so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

Joe, that kind of thinking leads me to believe that you think this is a judicial proceeding. It isn't. It's hardball, quasi-Stasi political combat. Trump is playing his cards well. By the time a probable guilty verdict comes out, the whole country will know what a terrible thing the NY judicial system truly is. Landslide.

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (rj6Yv)

259 You or I see that and probably think 'drug abuser' who doesn't want anyone to see their eyes. It's been heavy overcast in PA today so there's no way he actually needed the shades.

My portable solar panel was registering .10% of capacity. That's freakin' dark.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:37 PM (RKVpM)

If only you could dilate the pupils on your solar panel.

Posted by: Just Lily at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (4aZAS)

260 Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Sorry, breasts not large enough.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (9yWhg)

261 Thanks, Joe. That was my suspicion as well. Someone was trying to convince me that the 2 terms meant differing things. I wasn't buying it.
Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:38 PM (MeG8a)
++++
That's happened to me, too.

"No, I don't a lawyer. I want an *attorney.*"

Dude, there's no difference.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (HnUIn)

262 What a bunch of skin pockets.

@JackPosobiec 2m
Audrey Hale's victims’ families try to block release of trans shooter's 'manifesto' over 'copyright' claims

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (IG4Id)

263 "Sorry, breasts not large enough."
It's about me again, isn't it?

Posted by: Ben Shapiro's sister at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (5FPX4)

264
NBC News: CONGRESS
House progressives release an agenda for 2025, with ideas for Biden to excite the base
The agenda is heavy on economics and lighter on cultural issues, carrying echoes of FDR's New Deal. It omits some issues that lack Democratic consensus, like "Medicare for All."

The Congressional Progressive Caucus agenda, first shared with NBC News, doubles as a blueprint of political advice for how it believes President Joe Biden can win over progressives and young voters who are uninspired by his re-election bid ahead of a rematch with former President Donald Trump.

“If the progressive base is not excited and enthusiastic — and if they don’t feel like we are trying to earn their votes and that they are important — then I think the horrific idea of a second Donald Trump presidency could become reality,” Rep. Pramila Jayapal, D-Wash., the progressive caucus chair, said in an interview. “We cannot afford to let that happen. And we won’t.”
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It's not year 5 of the billionaires pay their fair share, is it?

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you, too at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (NFX2v)

265 Joe, that kind of thinking leads me to believe that you think this is a judicial proceeding. It isn't. It's hardball, quasi-Stasi political combat. Trump is playing his cards well. By the time a probable guilty verdict comes out, the whole country will know what a terrible thing the NY judicial system truly is. Landslide.
Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (rj6Yv)
++++
No, if it were a judicial proceeding, it never would have gotten this far.

But I am curious as to how far they'll take it.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (HnUIn)

266 They would start an actual hot war with Russia or unleash a new Disease X to get Trump. How do I know? Because they basically already did both.

I'm sure our intelligence community has full plans for both. The next "color revolution" will be right here if Trump can beat the fraud and actually get back into office.

Posted by: brak at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (AR07F)

267 There is no difference, in the US, between "lawyer" and "attorney."

It's the Brits who have the "solicitor/barrister" distinction.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)

268 "I can't afford an attorney, gimme a lawyer..."

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (MeG8a)

269 262 What a bunch of skin pockets.

@JackPosobiec 2m
Audrey Hale's victims’ families try to block release of trans shooter's 'manifesto' over 'copyright' claims
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:40 PM (IG4Id)

I hope it's not their call to make.

Posted by: m at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (o3SCB)

270 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:36 PM

She is packing a lot of bootie

Posted by: Skip at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (fwDg9)

271 biden voters like me r2 busy reeding books, to show up at campane events; you stupid fasists .

Posted by: Gary from Woonsocket (THE Gary) at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (qUkBO)

272 Yeah, top gun, great movie, Fat, all the bottles spinning around and the Hawaiian shirts, and then he slides down the hall in his underwear.... i fucking love Michael Keaton. I'm Superman! Great guy, Superman. We called him Uncle Supes. I think he's actually my father, you know. Momma Biden was quite the hoor, lemme tell ya.....

Posted by: Shitpants at April 18, 2024 04:42 PM (GkFGh)

273 247 "If it looks like NY and NJ are actually in play,”

The sun will be setting in the East.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (8sMut)

274 wonder how many FISA warrants they've run on the jury... bet it's not 0

Posted by: Inogame at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (53oGX)

275 I think Beau would be a great juror for the Trump trial. I will talk to him about volunteering him later today.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (15lwl)

276 No, if it were a judicial proceeding, it never would have gotten this far.

But I am curious as to how far they'll take it.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (HnUIn)

This BS Alvin Bragg fiasco reminds me of the O. Henry story "The Ransom of Red Chief"

Posted by: mrp at April 18, 2024 04:43 PM (rj6Yv)

277 It's the Brits who have the "solicitor/barrister" distinction.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Being an American, I always found that to be an odd system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (HnUIn)

278 We have a launch today:
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-52 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Liftoff is targeted for 6:40 p.m. EDT, 22:40 UTC; 00:40 CEST April 19(01:40 UTC, 03:40 CEST April 13.

https://www.youtube.com/live/nUWehrNNBHM

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey stuff at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (qfLjt)

279 "Sorry, breasts not large enough."
It's about me again, isn't it?
Posted by: Ben Shapiro's sister

In part. But a lot of Jewish women have the "Khazar milkers."

And don't get me started on the military chicks I saw in Israel. Va-va-va-VOOM!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (9yWhg)

280 Is Trump the first person charged with paying for an NDA?

Or if you think that the person had damaging info against Trump and got paid not to publicize it , that’s usually called blackmail and the person being blackmailed isn’t criminally charged.

Except when they are.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (MNhXM)

281 If only you could dilate the pupils on your solar panel.
Posted by: Just Lily

Oddly enough, Hughes was working on a 'lensing' tech for photovoltaic but stopped after the projected cost per panel was north of $3k.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (IG4Id)

282 Being an American, I always found that to be an odd system.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I did, too.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (9yWhg)

283 Is Trump the first person charged with paying for an NDA?

Or if you think that the person had damaging info against Trump and got paid not to publicize it , that’s usually called blackmail and the person being blackmailed isn’t criminally charged.

Except when they are.

Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (MNhXM)
---
"Someone has to set the precedent!" -- The Left

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 18, 2024 04:45 PM (7fElN)

284 Is Trump doing some kind of Toranaga mind fuck? Show people they are all captives?

Posted by: DOYLE at April 18, 2024 04:46 PM (Z8Yh2)

285 NOOD STRIPPER EQUIPMENT

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:46 PM (HnUIn)

286 I think it's funny that the crazy airplane lady is like "my bad" about the airplane stuff but leftism is so toxic to normal grown humans she's out there selling beer for a rightish gifting beer company in a bikini to show which side she's NOT on.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 18, 2024 04:46 PM (Y6IkP)

287
It appears as if getting your student loan erased puts you at the front line of the Ukraine draft list. "I bought your vote," said Joe to a crowd of astonished never-do-wells. "Now show those Ruskies how a Woman's Study major fights."

/ pass it along

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (RKVpM)

288 277 It's the Brits who have the "solicitor/barrister" distinction.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:41 PM (9yWhg)
++++
Being an American, I always found that to be an odd system.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:44 PM (HnUIn)
----
It avoids a lot of spurious trials and waste of money. First you have to convince your lawyer (solicitor) that you have a case, then he has to convince a barrister that the high court will consider it.

Posted by: Ciampino - Update #11 at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (qfLjt)

289 You know I grew up with a gay father and Lesbian mother from Africa. My Mother was from Eswatini so I know about the Puerto Rican Community.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 18, 2024 04:47 PM (15lwl)

290 That’s a Persian girl fo sure.
Posted by: polynikes at April 18, 2024 04:29 PM (MNhXM)
++++
Possibly. My immediate thought was that she looked Jewish.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 18, 2024 04:30 PM (HnUIn)

Eh, maybe. You can see girls like that in almost any country adjoining the Mediterranean.

Take your pick!

Posted by: naturalfake at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (eDfFs)

291 NOOD STRIPPER EQUIPMENT
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Warning: It's not what you think.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (9yWhg)

292 Biden probably stopped at Sheetz because his diaper was full.

LOL that Biden is reduced to lamely copying Trump's campaign moves.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (tkR6S)

293 One sobering fact:

Not one lefty juror will consider the merits of the case. Not one. It will be orange man guilty no matter what.

Even if I sat on a jury where Pedo Joe, Fuckmama or Fucksi is the defendant, I can't conceive of voting guilty unless the case was objectively airtight and proven beyond a reasonable doubt.

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger - Esteemed Trump-Ho and Searcher of Wagshambas at April 18, 2024 04:48 PM (VTu1l)

294 Does look like he’s lost weight. Looks good.

Posted by: Montec at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (Y6Wgg)

295 We have a launch today:
SpaceX - Falcon 9 - Starlink Group 6-52 -
SLC-40 - Cape Canaveral SFS - Space Affairs Live
Liftoff is targeted for 6:40 p.m. EDT, 22:40 UTC; 00:40 CEST April 19(01:40 UTC, 03:40 CEST April 13.

https://www.youtube.com/live/nUWehrNNBHM

Posted by: Ciampino - Spacey stuff
===

Sounded like a Space X launch from Vandenberg earlier this morning approx 10 could only hear it sky was overcast.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 18, 2024 04:49 PM (17s+e)

296 Bidens got to have an earpiece in. He walked in the door, spotted the little girl, and some ones screaming in his ear NO! So he shuffles off.

Posted by: TC at April 18, 2024 04:51 PM (cHOHf)

297 You or I see that and probably think 'drug abuser' who doesn't want anyone to see their eyes. It's been heavy overcast in PA today so there's no way he actually needed the shades.

...

IT KEEPS THE EYE BLOOD SPRAY FROM GOING EVERYWHERE

Posted by: JOE SHOUTING AGAIN at April 18, 2024 04:53 PM (z/ifB)

298 rms141 (ZOL6/) - Isn't there a truck stop gloryhole you should be manning?
Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (wYffi)

Multi-tasking. Must have his hands free to type. If he were using voice-to-text, his posts would read: "slurp, slobber, gulp..."

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 18, 2024 04:54 PM (tkR6S)

299 rms141 (ZOL6/) - Isn't there a truck stop gloryhole you should be manning?
Posted by: butch at April 18, 2024 03:51 PM (wYffi)


What rational sane human being sticks their dick through a hole in a wall hoping someone will be there to suck it, and not lop it off with a rusty knife?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 18, 2024 04:56 PM (FCbAQ)

300 I don't know if that bodega visit was Trump's idea or someone elses, but it was brilliant.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke

That and the Chik-Fil-A in Atlanta where he bought everyone lunch and was photographed smiling and talking with the staff and customers.

Posted by: Cheri at April 18, 2024 05:04 PM (oiNtH)

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