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The CDC has rilly rilly studied the issue, and has determined that their non-vaccine does not cause sudden cardiac deaths in young men.

Well, that should be it, then. The CDC has been nothing but honest and reliable throughout the covid political operation.

This is being reported by noted non-partisan prestige media outlet USA Today, adding further credibility to the report.

The U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention (CDC) has released new data addressing the link, or lack thereof, between the COVID-19 vaccine and sudden cardiac death in otherwise healthy young adults.

The assessment, conducted between June 2021 and December 2022, investigated the death certificates and vaccination records of 1,292 Oregon decedents aged between 16 and 30 who had died of "cardiac or undetermined" causes.

"The data do not support an association of COVID-19 vaccination with sudden cardiac death among previously healthy young persons," determined the CDC. The vaccine is still recommended for everyone aged over 6 months.


Oh no! Senior "intelligence" officials threaten to resign if the man they staged a coup against wins the presidency!

Anything but that!

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In further Cultural Enrichment news, the Cornell student who threatened to shoot Jewish students has pled guilty.

A Cornell University student behind a series of brutal online threats last fall to shoot Jewish students and slit their throats has pleaded guilty, the U.S. Department of Justice announced.

Patrick Dai, 21, formerly a junior at Cornell, will be sentenced Aug. 12 and faces up to five years in prison and a fine of up to $250,000, the department stated in a April 10 news release.

His attorney said Dai was recently diagnosed with autism.

"He did it knowingly, but his motivation was really not meant to scare Jewish people," attorney Lisa Peebles told the New York Post. "It was more try to to do the opposite of that which was to garner sympathy for them and make people think twice about supporting Hamas."

Peebles told the Post that Dai was spurred by comments by a Cornell professor who said he found the Oct. 7 Hamas attack killing 1,200 Israeli citizens "exhilarating."

That professor, of course, is not being arrested. He's taking a leave of absence, which means he's being paid to go on a long vacation.

The Cornell professor who called the Hamas terror attack on Israel "exhilarating" and "energizing" is now on a leave of absence until at least the end of the semester.

Russell Rickford, an associate professor of history, went viral for the incendiary remarks to students during a pro-Palestinian protest soon after the Oct. 7 surprise attack on Israel killed 1,400 people, mostly civilians.

"It was exhilarating. It was exhilarating, it was energizing," he was seen telling the crowd, claiming "you would not be human" not to feel the same.

"I was exhilarated!" he said to a smattering of applause.

Can't wait to see how much less time he gets than a J6 grandma who "paraded."

I know you won't believe this, but I'll tell you anyway. An NGO in Mexico, which conspires with illegal aliens to help them break US immigration law, is also conspiring with them to break US voting law by telling illegals they can vote while in the US, and they need to vote for Biden to keep the border "open."

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Meanwhile, pro-terrorist "protesters" are continuing to attempt to cripple America by blocking our highways, bridges, and airports, only to be bailed out by... you-know-who.

"This is part of an international effort in disrupting the global economy," targeting economic "choke points" -- and yet those few who were arrested were bailed out to that thanks of ActBlue and the George Soros-backed Community Justice Exchange.

They're also "taking over" Starbucks shops.

But the Cultural Enrichment is too sweet to pass up!


Adam Schiff baits Trump over his partisan friends' treason.


Brian Stelter is unhappy that people have identified him as a Potato-American.



Sawwise Gamgee was the first to call this Gollum a potato.

QAnon is a dangerous group because it makes up and spreads completely-fake but incendiary conspiracy theories.

Meanwhile...

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:30 PM




Comments

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1 First?

Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 06:33 PM (aDzty)

2 Let's be serious, Stelter's kids know exactly why people mail him a potato.
1. They're kids, they make up horrible nicknames everyday
2. Mailing someone a potato is hilarious
3. He's Brian Stelter, there's no way his kids can get away from hearing every slight that people have against him as he brags about his pain and martyrdom

Posted by: Flyguy at April 16, 2024 06:34 PM (OYxA4)

3 Lies. Our Government is full of lies.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2024 06:35 PM (u82oZ)

4 Did the nood thing.

Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 06:36 PM (aDzty)

5 You hardly ever hear them mention 'demagoguery'.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:36 PM (di6C2)

6 Anything and everything that stands in the slightest opposition to Statism/Socialism is racist.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 06:36 PM (8sMut)

7 4 Did the nood thing.
Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 06:36 PM (aDzty)

Thanks.

I had just linked a fun stewardess.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:36 PM (di6C2)

8 Conservative principles is whatever the left's principles are 5 years ago.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 16, 2024 06:37 PM (+9y9S)

9 Cosda

Ya done good.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 16, 2024 06:37 PM (u82oZ)

10 Dear Mike Pence,
I want the Constitution. Why do you prefer populism?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 06:37 PM (/SITW)

11 Dwarf Wolverine aka John Mellencamp says STFU at his concerts when he's trying to tell you how great Biden is. Maybe just fucking sing. Or have a cigarette or two. Whatever.

Posted by: nckate at April 16, 2024 06:38 PM (4bYb7)

12 Good morning you white racists!

Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 06:38 PM (aDzty)

13 Looks like fatty is so triggered he's gone on Ozempic, because he sure as hell isn't hitting the weight room.

Posted by: Tater-American Hate Society at April 16, 2024 06:39 PM (X5tRe)

14 CENTCOM has determined there was no way they could have prevented the suicide bombing in Kabul that killed thirteen US service members.

Don't you feel your trust in the military going even lower?

Technically CENTCOM is correct because Joey decided to cut and run on Sept 11th and ignore them. But how many officers in CENTCOM resigned to protest this asinine order? Pretty sure ZERO covers it.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:39 PM (g0rWy)

15 An NGO in Mexico, which conspires with illegal aliens to help them break US immigration law, is also conspiring with them to break US voting law
-
Zerohedge had more on that earlier-apparently the NGO was had on their board up to 2020 the current DHS secretary. Who's still coordinating with them and similar groups.

Posted by: Methos at April 16, 2024 06:39 PM (Dnobf)

16 Mike Pence < warm bucket of spit.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:40 PM (g0rWy)

17 It sure says something when the guy with literal brain damage has the most sane take you'll see from a Democrat politician.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 16, 2024 06:40 PM (+9y9S)

18 Pence sold his soul to the Deep State

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 06:40 PM (fwDg9)

19 This is undoubtably the most miserable, sucky 3rd world banana republic I've ever been in.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2024 06:40 PM (Q4IgG)

20 Laura Loomer @LauraLoomer 13m
“You could never shit at the table.”

Oh, tell us more Joe!

Team Trump (Text TRUMP to 88022) @TeamTrump 1h
Joe Biden is STRUGGLING today… 😳
https://tinyurl.com/34vse6ye
25 seconds

Breaking911 @Breaking911 47m
PRESIDENT TRUMP: “I was paying a lawyer and marked it down as a legal expense…and you get indicted over that?”

“This is all coming from the Biden White House because the guy can’t put two sentences together.”
https://tinyurl.com/25yxccps
2 minutes

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 06:41 PM (vtyCZ)

21 Since Jack Jack is charging Trump with espionage act violations, its axiomatic that there is an active counter-intelligence investigation/program being run on him, which pretty much means they are still actively spying on him, his associates and satellites.

Or alternatively...

Don't go thinking an interesting Italian or goofy Russian Ambassador is what they outwardly claim to be.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2024 06:41 PM (XV/Pl)

22 Honestly, Stelter is shaped more like a turd than a spud. Pointy at the ends and girthy amidships.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 16, 2024 06:41 PM (pohLc)

23 SO...the reason different media outlets insist on calling people who stroll across the border and commit a crime by not entering the country with permissing granted by a CBP official at a port of entry "migrants" is because Google is EXTREMELY, OVERWHEMINGLY UPSET that they are more properly called "illegal aliens" or "illegal immigrants". Google will penalize your site if you dare call them the correct name.

I knew Google hates the country but damn, this takes the cake.

Fuck Google, Fuck Alphabet.

Delende est Alphabet.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 06:41 PM (8sMut)

24 The Uniparty's blinding hatred of populism tells you all you need to know about its private definition of "Our Precious Democracy."

Posted by: Gref at April 16, 2024 06:41 PM (5fDan)

25 I had just linked a fun stewardess
******
A gymnastic stewardess!

Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 06:41 PM (aDzty)

26 Anyone who attends a Mellencamp show deserves a harangue. And, frankly, a Soviet-style political speech beats having to listen to Discount Bin Bruce Springsteen's shitty songs anyway.

Posted by: Enver Hoxha speeches have more musical merit at April 16, 2024 06:42 PM (X5tRe)

27 Here's he whole thread unrolled as an ordinary webpage for those of us without Xtwitter accounts about the Spanish-language illegal-voting flyers:

https://tinyurl.com/bdftrk3c

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 06:42 PM (vtyCZ)

28 Did John Cougar flounce over to his little pink house?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:43 PM (g0rWy)

29 You mean the senior intelligence officials that:
Couldn't find WMD in Iraq?
Missed 9/11?
Let Al Quada and OBL run free for decades?
Missed the Boston Marathon bombers?
Missed the Pulse Nightclub killer?
Missed the Las Vegas shooter?
Missed the San Bernadino shooter?
Lied about Hunter's laptop?
Haven't stopped a single terrorist coming across from Mexico?

With all the "success" we have had with them running the show, we will surely suffer with their absence.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2024 06:43 PM (yikga)

30 Tater,Tater,Tater

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 06:44 PM (Akjoo)

31 Oh no! Senior "intelligence" officials threaten to resign if the man they staged a coup against wins the presidency!


Well...fuck them.
I speak for myself and a lot of others Intell dudes and dudettes, when I say we will gladly stand in and, I guarantee, we will do a better job that the Beltway fucktards.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2024 06:44 PM (W/lyH)

32 The NYT reports that if Trump is re-elected, "senior intelligence officials are considering of leaving or retiring early"
---
Dude! No need to keep selling.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:44 PM (krQz2)

33 SO...the reason different media outlets insist on calling people who stroll across the border and commit a crime by not entering the country with permissing granted by a CBP official at a port of entry "migrants" is because Google is EXTREMELY, OVERWHEMINGLY UPSET that they are more properly called "illegal aliens" or "illegal immigrants". Google will penalize your site if you dare call them the correct name.


Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


So, I guess "wetback" is right out, then.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (lTGtQ)

34 The good morning woman is cute.
Too bad she's a headcase.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (l3Uxg)

35 Actually we did find WMDs in Iraq.

Several cases of IEDs that contained artillery shells and some of the shells had chemical agents in them.

Then there was that midnight convoy to Syria.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (g0rWy)

36 My favorite Tater Stelter name will always be Aces' own "Butterball Power-bottom."

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (MvA9C)

37 What the heck does threatening to kill Jewish students and slit their throats have to do with autism? BS argument by defense lawyer.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (XkYcA)

38 Did John Cougar flounce over to his little pink house?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:43 PM (g0rWy)

That, or suckin' on a chili dog

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 06:46 PM (MvA9C)

39 Mike Pence: Shyster trying to convince you that a Street Fight needs to be fought with the Marquess of Queensberry Rules.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

40 38 Did John Cougar flounce over to his little pink house?
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:43 PM (g0rWy)

That, or suckin' on a chili dog

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 06:46 PM (MvA9C)

Power of AND

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (ynpvh)

41 Donald Trump IS the GOP nominee. There is no more choice. If you are asking, on April 12th, whether we are going to follow conservative princubles or populism, you are announcing that you are endorsing Biden as the conservative choice, or you assholes plan to 3rd party Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (PI/SC)

42 That, or suckin' on a chili dog

So John Cougar relishes a dog in the mouth?

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (g0rWy)

43 "Good evening" is racist too, because the white overseers were referring to evening out the ground under which the murdered slaves were buried.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (w6EFb)

44 SO...the reason different media outlets insist on calling people who stroll across the border and commit a crime by not entering the country with permissing granted by a CBP official at a port of entry "migrants" is because Google is EXTREMELY, OVERWHEMINGLY UPSET that they are more properly called "illegal aliens" or "illegal immigrants". Google will penalize your site if you dare call them the correct name.


Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


So, I guess "wetback" is right out, then.
Posted by: Thomas Paine



It shouldn't be. It's more of an accurate descriptor than anything else.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (/SITW)

45 Most of our Senior Intelligence Officials need to retire to San Quentin.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (pohLc)

46 36 My favorite Tater Stelter name will always be Aces' own "Butterball Power-bottom."
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (MvA9C)

Obligatory:

https://tinyurl.com/nrskc48r

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (di6C2)

47 Actually we did find WMDs in Iraq.

Several cases of IEDs that contained artillery shells and some of the shells had chemical agents in them.

Then there was that midnight convoy to Syria.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (g0rWy)
***

This.
I was there.
All true.
I watched the convoy on the JSTARS video in live.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (W/lyH)

48 Once again, I find myself in agreement with John Fetterman.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (krQz2)

49 So Mellencamp has to grab the mic and berate his ticket-paying fans for wrongthink and Stelter loses his starch because people call him a potato.

The Commies are losers and they are losing.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (rj6Yv)

50 Gotta admit, 'Todos con Biden' > 'No Malarkey.' Makes him sound like Hector Salamanca.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (MvF+J)

51 I never knew the etymology of Good Morning before. That's a real eye opener.

I'm a little afraid to find out what Have A Nice Day means.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (LkLld)

52 35 Actually we did find WMDs in Iraq.

Several cases of IEDs that contained artillery shells and some of the shells had chemical agents in them.

Then there was that midnight convoy to Syria.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (g0rWy)

Yup. There were also centrifuge parts for enriching Uranium.
BTW, I've always hated that term; you're not enriching it, you're PURIFYING it.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

53 48 Once again, I find myself in agreement with John Fetterman.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (krQz2)

Kuato 2024

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (di6C2)

54 I can't loathe Mice Pence quite enough.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (V8he0)

55 The video posted in a prior thread shows they are now encasing the connections between them in barrels filled with concrete.


But spontaneous peaceful walking through the Capitol--with no prior intentions to enter is a 2-20 year felony.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (yikga)

56 That, or suckin' on a chili dog

So John Cougar relishes a dog in the mouth?
Posted by: Anna Puma


JCM likes mouthing tube steak?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (/SITW)

57 Mike Pence: Shyster trying to convince you that a Street Fight needs to be fought with the Marquess of Queensberry Rules.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:46 PM (ynpvh)

or Michael Palin's prancing fish-slapping.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (MvA9C)

58 So.... aren't border-jumpers basically impeding the official government function of immigration?

When do they get the J6 treatment?

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (krQz2)

59 41 Donald Trump IS the GOP nominee. There is no more choice. If you are asking, on April 12th, whether we are going to follow conservative princubles or populism, you are announcing that you are endorsing Biden as the conservative choice, or you assholes plan to 3rd party Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (PI/SC)

When was the convention?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut)

60 Meanwhile, pro-terrorist "protesters" are continuing to attempt to cripple America by blocking our highways, bridges, and airports, only to be bailed out

My Son had to sit on the Golden Gate Bridge over 5 hours yesterday and did not get to his job.... It worked

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 06:50 PM (Akjoo)

61 @32

>>Dude! No need to keep selling.

I don't think that's idle chatter and grousing, that's a signal from the IC that they are prepared to go to 11 with their internal color revolutions.

Dark Days Ahead Indeed.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2024 06:50 PM (XV/Pl)

62 I don't bother with loathing Mike Pence anymore. I don't mind cause he don't matter.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 16, 2024 06:51 PM (pohLc)

63 Every Starbucks employee should be able to join in my lifelong crusade to stamp out Jewry once and for all, free from fear of persecution by the rule of law. And now, thanks to the generosity of our friends at Barristers for Baristas, they can!

Posted by: George Soros at April 16, 2024 06:51 PM (0FoWg)

64 Yup. There were also centrifuge parts for enriching Uranium.
BTW, I've always hated that term; you're not enriching it, you're PURIFYING it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

And bunkers filled with dual-purpose refining systems for biowarfare.

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2024 06:51 PM (rj6Yv)

65 When do they get the J6 treatment?

If we were Mexico they would.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:51 PM (g0rWy)

66 The USA to get its own Quebec soon??

Savanah Hernandez @sav_says_ 1h
NYC- Hundreds of African men are currently convened in front of City Hall in New York to ask the city for more help.
None of them speak English or Spanish. Only French

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 06:51 PM (vtyCZ)

67 51 I never knew the etymology of Good Morning before. That's a real eye opener.

I'm a little afraid to find out what Have A Nice Day means.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (LkLld)

Well, TBH, slavery has existed for thousands and thousands of years. She should investigate how slavery in Africa was supported by a network of black tribes who enslaved members of other black tribes...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:51 PM (ynpvh)

68 54 I can't loathe Mice Pence quite enough.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (V8he0)

Try harder.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:52 PM (ynpvh)

69 Seven Days in May is supposed to be a movie.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:52 PM (g0rWy)

70 Actually we did find WMDs in Iraq.

Several cases of IEDs that contained artillery shells and some of the shells had chemical agents in them.
---
That's what my Nephew the former Marine contends. There were about 3 occasions when they found caches of chemical substance, in highly-secured buildings taken over by the US forces where they had to wait outside until the experts assessed the situation.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:52 PM (krQz2)

71 Watched about 15 seconds of the 'Good Morning' vid. Shut it off after losing only a few brain cells.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2024 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

72 Zerohedge had more on that earlier-apparently the NGO was had on their board up to 2020 the current DHS secretary. Who's still coordinating with them and similar groups.
Posted by: Methos

Obama happened to know just the right marxists to put in the right positions. Mayorkas ran a group responsible for illegal immigration and just so happened to be pegged by Obama to run Biden's agency whose purpose is to stop illegal immigration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (PI/SC)

73 Actually we did find WMDs in Iraq.
--'
To clarify, the IC couldn't be bothered to find the WMD when the Dems and the media was 24/7 attacking W.

But they were Jonny in the spot when Biden needed someone to protect him.

So for that I'm going to amplify the left's false attack.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (yikga)

74 Yup. There were also centrifuge parts for enriching Uranium.
BTW, I've always hated that term; you're not enriching it, you're PURIFYING it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

Well, really, aren't you separating it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (di6C2)

75 2 Let's be serious, Stelter's kids know exactly why people mail him a potato.
1. They're kids, they make up horrible nicknames everyday
2. Mailing someone a potato is hilarious
3. He's Brian Stelter, there's no way his kids can get away from hearing every slight that people have against him as he brags about his pain and martyrdom
Posted by: Flyguy at April 16, 2024 06:34 PM (OYxA4)
______
Why do you make light of these death threats, and how threatened his* children feel. You are mocking his lived experience.

And why not call him "Pudge" or "Fats"?

*I would question that.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (1bNHn)

76 We already have a French kinda speaking city - New Orleans.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (g0rWy)

77 we could write off a lot of debt if we terminate government pensioners that have broken the law, and there are a whole lot of them that have

wouldn't it be cool to see the top two floors of the FBI and CIA destitute with legal bills they can't pay?

audit congress for insider trading and confiscate their stolen wealth

Posted by: DanMan at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (8uzBS)

78 58 So.... aren't border-jumpers basically impeding the official government function of immigration?

When do they get the J6 treatment?

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (krQz2)

After the gallows are too full to take anymore deep-staters.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (ynpvh)

79 When Mayorkas was being vetted by the Senate, did nobody ask "What job are you doing currently?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)

80 And conservative Cornell Law professor, William Jacobsen of "Legal Insurrection", gives speech at Unity Rally for those against Hamas and in support of Israel. "We stand for civilization against true barbarians." Scroll down:

https://tinyurl.com/584w2j95

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (XkYcA)

81 >>Well, TBH, slavery has existed for thousands and thousands of years. She should investigate how slavery in Africa was supported by a network of black tribes who enslaved members of other black tribes...

Still going on. After Obama stupidly took out Gaddafi it was briefly reported that there were open air slave markets popping up in Libya. The media quickly realized reporting on it was bad for the Light Bringer so they stopped covering it but the slave trade didn't stop.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (LkLld)

82 Mike Tuppence.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (krQz2)

83 Did the nood thing.
Posted by: Cosda

How was it? Did you like it? Would you do it again with more.... gusto?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (aZFbT)

84 '“Starbucks, Starbucks, you can’t hide, not ‘til we free Palestine”'

Cripes. It's catnip for every Pathological Virtue Signaler this season.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

85 59 41 Donald Trump IS the GOP nominee. There is no more choice. If you are asking, on April 12th, whether we are going to follow conservative princubles or populism, you are announcing that you are endorsing Biden as the conservative choice, or you assholes plan to 3rd party Trump.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:47 PM (PI/SC)

When was the convention?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 06:50 PM (8sMut)

"Ligma"--Donald Trump
...
"Balls"--Donald Trump

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (ynpvh)

86 When was the convention?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33

Lol if the GOP thinks it can pull some shenanigans at the convention and nominate someone other that Trump.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (PI/SC)

87 Senior "intelligence" officials threaten to resign if the man they staged a coup against wins the presidency!

To work on their defense against the charge of treason.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (0ljUU)

88 When Mayorkas was being vetted by the Senate, did nobody ask "What job are you doing currently?"

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)
---
What is it that you do here?

Posted by: The Bobs at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (krQz2)

89 "Well, TBH, slavery has existed for thousands and thousands of years. She should investigate how slavery in Africa was supported by a network of black tribes who enslaved members of other black tribes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"
********
That would require actually research and thinking and would not fit the white men bad narrative.

Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (aDzty)

90 This is nothing new for Mellencamp. Something awful happened to him at some point, aside from being from Indiana.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 06:56 PM (8AONa)

91 Mike Pence is a Traitorous Clown and no grown man should listen to anything he has to say.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2024 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

92 Wouldn't you love for you and a pal to bring your own megaphones, and give that obnoxious twit a stereo dose of "STFU"?

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 16, 2024 06:56 PM (DkhnY)

93 We may never know what caused the Stock Exchange in Copenhagen to go up in flames this morning.

This is the place where we indicate that the above statement was said sarcastically, right?

Posted by: Pete in Texas at April 16, 2024 06:56 PM (6H3ky)

94 Never seen a potato so upset.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (v0R5T)

95 I thought it was the old stock exchange that went up in flames.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (g0rWy)

96 That good mourning broad is probably a troll.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (0FoWg)

97 So.... aren't border-jumpers basically impeding the official government function of immigration?

When do they get the J6 treatment?

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:49 PM (krQz2)

Close. But really, the official function of all government is to advance leftist goals. So no, border jumpers don't impede that.

Posted by: Joe, living dangerously at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (+9y9S)

98 Would you do it again with more.... gusto?
Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (aZFbT)

Damn.

*picks up phone*

Hello, 911 dispatcher? I would like to report a murder.

That is a hell of a thing to say to a man.

'Pal, can you do it again and really put your back into it?'

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (di6C2)

99 Brian the Tater - When Spuds Explode.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (g0rWy)

100 Never seen a potato so upset.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
---
He was practically russet.

Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (krQz2)

101 "Well, that should be it, then. The CDC has been nothing but honest and reliable throughout the covid political operation."

---

I've sometimes noted around here, I was actively working in HIV/AIDS area back in the day, and the CDC was a primary source of misinformation about the myth of heterosexual transmission.

They've never really been in the business of disease prevention, and always been in the business of controlling information.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (dGCAG)

102 72 Zerohedge had more on that earlier-apparently the NGO was had on their board up to 2020 the current DHS secretary. Who's still coordinating with them and similar groups.
Posted by: Methos

Obama happened to know just the right marxists to put in the right positions. Mayorkas ran a group responsible for illegal immigration and just so happened to be pegged by Obama to run Biden's agency whose purpose is to stop illegal immigration.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (PI/SC)

If the Kenucky Colonel wasn't mort (and voting dem), He'd a been picked for protecting chickens.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

103 Hating Mike Pence is pointless. He's a dickless simp for whatever bullshit the corporate faction of the GOPe is pimping at any given moment. He's like Nikki Haley, but incapable of getting laid in an SUV. Guys like him are beneath contempt. It's like being angry with mentally handicapped children.

Posted by: He probably bangs his own wife through a hole in a sheet, he's to be pitied if acknowledged at all at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (X5tRe)

104 74 Yup. There were also centrifuge parts for enriching Uranium.
BTW, I've always hated that term; you're not enriching it, you're PURIFYING it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

Well, really, aren't you separating it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (di6C2)

Yup. By isotopic weight.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

105 35 Actually we did find WMDs in Iraq.

Several cases of IEDs that contained artillery shells and some of the shells had chemical agents in them.

Then there was that midnight convoy to Syria.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 16, 2024 06:45 PM (g0rWy)
_______
And don't ignore the fact that the missiles they fired against us were also on the forbidden list. We also found trailers in which NBC weapons research was going on. Norman Friedman pointed out that Saddam probably thought they could produce them. He cited how often in the USSR the guys on top didn't know how little was actually being achieved (or produced). No one wants to be the guy who tells the boss his wishes haven't come to pass.

But IMHO the convoys were the big deal.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (1bNHn)

106 If you are asking, on April 12th, whether we are going to follow conservative princubles or populism, you are announcing that you are endorsing Biden as the conservative choice

Or he's announcing the unmooring.

Posted by: t-bird at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (0ljUU)

107 "Oh no! Senior "intelligence" officials threaten to resign if the man they staged a coup against wins the presidency!

Anything but that!"

----

Stop it! I can't vote any harder for the guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 06:59 PM (dGCAG)

108 Never seen a potato so upset.

It's disturbing yet highly amusing.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2024 06:59 PM (V8he0)

109 104 74 Yup. There were also centrifuge parts for enriching Uranium.
BTW, I've always hated that term; you're not enriching it, you're PURIFYING it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

Well, really, aren't you separating it?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (di6C2)

Yup. By isotopic weight.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (ynpvh)

Purification is separation.
How do you make purer alcohol? Distillation which separates (mostly) water from the alcohol.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:59 PM (ynpvh)

110 75 2 Let's be serious, Stelter's kids know exactly why people mail him a potato.
1. They're kids, they make up horrible nicknames everyday
2. Mailing someone a potato is hilarious
3. He's Brian Stelter, there's no way his kids can get away from hearing every slight that people have against him as he brags about his pain and martyrdom
Posted by: Flyguy at April 16, 2024 06:34 PM (OYxA4)
______
Why do you make light of these death threats, and how threatened his* children feel. You are mocking his lived experience.

And why not call him "Pudge" or "Fats"?

*I would question that.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (1bNHn)

His children won't go hungry. They may say, "Potatoes Again?", but won't go hungry.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:00 PM (ynpvh)

111 So, another question: is the reason no one ever does gaseous diffusion because it is inefficient, takes a lot of technical expertise, or takes up a lot of real estate?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:00 PM (di6C2)

112 Pence was clearly a mistake, and some, like Mollie, knew it from the start. He ran like a rabbit from the fight over RFRA.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (1bNHn)

113 71 Watched about 15 seconds of the 'Good Morning' vid. Shut it off after losing only a few brain cells.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2024 06:52 PM (XeU6L)

Right. Stopped at "bein' tooken away."

Posted by: JM in Ill -- Behold the Manchurian Candidate at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (IUTn5)

114 Notice that Stelter didn't mention that he is also called the court eunuch.

Maybe too close to home?

Posted by: The astonishing Gentlemen TIJM at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (ZM2B4)

115 74 Yup. There were also centrifuge parts for enriching Uranium.
BTW, I've always hated that term; you're not enriching it, you're PURIFYING it.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 06:48 PM (ynpvh)

Well, really, aren't you separating it?


gotta keep 'em separated!

Posted by: stuff hamilton said, revised and extended edition at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (v3pYe)

116 83 Did the nood thing.
Posted by: Cosda

How was it? Did you like it? Would you do it again with more.... gusto?

Posted by: She Hobbit (out and about in Middle Earth) at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (aZFbT)

It was...airy. Kinda refreshing. The other folks at church were not so appreciative.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (ynpvh)

117 Never seen a potato so upset.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
---
He was practically russet.
Posted by: Axeman

Eye see what you did there.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (aZFbT)

118 Hating Mike Pence is pointless. He's a dickless simp for whatever bullshit the corporate faction of the GOPe is pimping at any given moment. He's like Nikki Haley, but incapable of getting laid in an SUV. Guys like him are beneath contempt. It's like being angry with mentally handicapped children.
Posted by: He probably bangs his own wife through a hole in a sheet, he's to be pitied if acknowledged at all at April 16, 2024 06:58 PM (X5tRe)

Perhaps so, but someone got to Mike Johnson. Someone turned Johnson from a principled congresscritter, looking out for his constituents, to a Gope who Gopes the Gope-long day.

I suspect there's a club on the R side of the ledger, who targets various people for blackmail/bribery, and if you're not in their club, they can make life harder for you.

The Mike Ponces of the world have a role in that.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (dGCAG)

119 Seven Days in May is supposed to be a movie.
---------
Back in the 14 TV channel universe days of newspaper TV Listings [and TV Guide] with full precis of TV episodes and movies, one paper here had the precis for Seven Days in May include the line, "Sort of like Dr. Strangelove without the laughs" 4 stars out of 5

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 07:02 PM (vtyCZ)

120 84 '“Starbucks, Starbucks, you can’t hide, not ‘til we free Palestine”'

Cripes. It's catnip for every Pathological Virtue Signaler this season.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

Waiting for the second verse where rocks and trees tell them where Starbucks is hiding...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:02 PM (ynpvh)

121 Teeth braces are cultural appropriation :$

Posted by: Teeth Teeth You Cant Hide at April 16, 2024 07:02 PM (hN0Fk)

122 This is nothing new for Mellencamp. Something awful happened to him at some point, aside from being from Indiana.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 06:56 PM (8AONa)

Yup...he's a little old fart with a big mouth.

I would stomp a mud hole in his skinny ass and walk him dry while making him swallow his dentures.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2024 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

123 I find it hard to care about Iraqi WMDs. If Saddam wanted to menace Iran or gas the Kurds, why should I care? It's not like our government did.

Posted by: I'll bet lots of states have WMDs, but we don't go cleaning their clocks at April 16, 2024 07:02 PM (X5tRe)

124 According to the Babylon Bee Donald Trump ihas hired Sydney Sweeney as his legal counsel because of her huge law degrees.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2024 07:03 PM (ewqMN)

125 89 "Well, TBH, slavery has existed for thousands and thousands of years. She should investigate how slavery in Africa was supported by a network of black tribes who enslaved members of other black tribes...
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)"
********
That would require actually research and thinking and would not fit the white men bad narrative.

Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 06:55 PM (aDzty)

This one's fun too. Who was the first non-native slave owner in the south?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anthony_Johnson_(colonist)

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:04 PM (ynpvh)

126 Iraq WMD had to pass the Bond Movie Test.

They never found a rotating pool table with a model of the plans to destroy the US, or a "countdown to destruction of the US" clock . . . so therefore there were no WMD's . . .because villains always always lay out the plan for all to see.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 07:04 PM (8AONa)

127 The Mike Ponces of the world have a role in that.

Yep.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2024 07:04 PM (V8he0)

128 gotta keep 'em separated!
Posted by: stuff hamilton said, revised and extended edition at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (v3pYe)

Also, The Offspring.

Posted by: An OKish band at April 16, 2024 07:04 PM (X5tRe)

129 hey've never really been in the business of disease prevention, and always been in the business of controlling information.

If we wanted to prevent disease, don't you think we'd call ourselves the "CDCP"?

Posted by: The CDC at April 16, 2024 07:04 PM (Fr3vV)

130 around here are a lot of people still have their Trump 2020 signs and banners on display, and quite a few of them have pence taped or painted over. driving past them is always good for a morale boost, and I lol every time I see that.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 16, 2024 07:04 PM (PFYt9)

131 91 Mike Pence is a Traitorous Clown and no grown man should listen to anything he has to say.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2024 06:56 PM (R/m4+)

So his message is meant for little boys. Pervy.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:05 PM (ynpvh)

132 109 Purification is separation.

similarly, asking is just polite demanding.

Posted by: max headroom at April 16, 2024 07:05 PM (v3pYe)

133 When Mayorkas was being vetted by the Senate, did nobody ask "What job are you doing currently?"
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:54 PM (PI/SC)

Hand or blow?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:05 PM (dGCAG)

134 The assessment, conducted between June 2021 and December 2022, investigated the death certificates and vaccination records of 1,292 Oregon decedents aged between 16 and 30 who had died of "cardiac or undetermined" causes.

Remember if the young man did not have heart damage before the clot shot, but then died from a heart issue, his death was NOT because of the clot shot but because of the heart damage.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 07:06 PM (ibTVg)

135
Or he's announcing the unmooring.
Posted by: t-bird
----
That doesn't always end well.

Posted by: Baltimore bridge at April 16, 2024 07:06 PM (XeU6L)

136 117 Never seen a potato so upset.

Posted by: wth at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (v0R5T)
---
He was practically russet.
Posted by: Axeman

Eye see what you did there.

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 16, 2024 07:01 PM (aZFbT)

So angry he was peeling himself.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:07 PM (ynpvh)

137 According to the Babylon Bee Donald Trump ihas hired Sydney Sweeney as his legal counsel because of her huge law degrees.
Posted by: Northernlurker

*snort*

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 16, 2024 07:07 PM (aZFbT)

138 Good morning. Oh by the way, you have a bug on your nose.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2024 07:07 PM (63Dwl)

139 71 Watched about 15 seconds of the 'Good Morning' vid. Shut it off after losing only a few brain cells.
Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2024 06:52 PM (XeU6L)
______
If you want to kill your brain cells, alcohol is a better way to do it. Back in my yoot, we used to argue that we were culling out the weak ones; only the strong brain cells would be left. Cited Churchill.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:08 PM (1bNHn)

140 111 So, another question: is the reason no one ever does gaseous diffusion because it is inefficient, takes a lot of technical expertise, or takes up a lot of real estate?

yes

Posted by: disjunction junction, what's your function? at April 16, 2024 07:08 PM (v3pYe)

141 Meanwhile, pro-terrorist "protesters" are continuing to attempt to cripple America by blocking our highways, bridges, and airports, only to be bailed out

My Son had to sit on the Golden Gate Bridge over 5 hours yesterday and did not get to his job.... It worked
Posted by: It's me donna



If they have blocked the bridge successfully, then that means ambulances can't get to them if needed. Wink wink.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 07:08 PM (HGv4O)

142
Never seen a potato so upset.
Posted by: wth
---
He was practically russet.
Posted by: Axeman

Eye see what you did there.
Posted by: She Hobbit

So angry he was peeling himself.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)


Baby Red!

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (63Dwl)

143 I'd like to ask "Good Morning" woman why the Anglo-Saxons customarily said, "God (o with umlaut, pronounced Good) morgen (morning)," to one another when the only slaves around were the white ones various Vikings enslaved on raids.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (JGFdv)

144 According to the Babylon Bee Donald Trump ihas hired Sydney Sweeney as his legal counsel because of her huge law degrees.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2024 07:03 PM (ewqMN)

Yeah, Sweeney has big knockers. Is that the joke, or is there something I'm missing?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (dGCAG)

145 "It was exhilarating. It was exhilarating, it was energizing," he was seen telling the crowd, claiming "you would not be human" not to feel the same.

Wow. Some people get so excited the first time they see dead woman's corpse get raped by 12 guys or a baby's head get chopped off.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:10 PM (+myjY)

146 Adam Schiff baits Trump over his partisan friends' treason.

Adam Schiff is a master-baiter; he goes after little boys, or so I've heard.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

147 144 According to the Babylon Bee Donald Trump ihas hired Sydney Sweeney as his legal counsel because of her huge law degrees.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2024 07:03 PM (ewqMN)

Yeah, Sweeney has big knockers. Is that the joke, or is there something I'm missing?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (dGCAG)
_______
They're big. That's no joke.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:11 PM (1bNHn)

148 Yeah, Sweeney has big knockers. Is that the joke, or is there something I'm missing?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (dGCAG)

Nope, that's the joke.

https://tinyurl.com/44793hn4

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:11 PM (di6C2)

149 Who is this Pence who knows so little of America?
-arthur

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (133Gs)

150 Adam Schiff is a master-baiter; he goes after little boys, or so I've heard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

Which isn't going to impede the progress of his political career, at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

151 143 I'd like to ask "Good Morning" woman why the Anglo-Saxons customarily said, "God (o with umlaut, pronounced Good) morgen (morning)," to one another when the only slaves around were the white ones various Vikings enslaved on raids.

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (JGFdv)

This "o"?
ö

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

152
I think we're going to have to face the stupefying fact that Fetterman is basically a middle left pol with some conservative views, and-

it was the Lump who was the screaming evil, leftist retard!!!!(!)

"Talk about a twist!'
- M Night Shyamalan

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (eDfFs)

153 Yeah, Sweeney has big knockers. Is that the joke, or is there something I'm missing?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (dGCAG)


CORRECTION: She has appropriately-proportioned knockers.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (+myjY)

154
one paper here had the precis for Seven Days in May include the line, "Sort of like Dr. Strangelove without the laughs" 4 stars out of 5
Posted by: andycanuck


That would describe Fail Safe.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (63Dwl)

155 https://tinyurl.com/44793hn4
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:11 PM (di6C2)

Great googley moogley, I'm at work!

If I get fired, I regret nothing.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

156 SHEEEEEIIIT!

Posted by: Good Morning at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (Inr3O)

157 According to the Babylon Bee Donald Trump ihas hired Sydney Sweeney as his legal counsel because of her huge law degrees.

===

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (V13WU)

158 Miike Pence opining on principles is rather rich. Maybe Biden can give us his take on virtue.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (KSNKu)

159 And just like that...it's a titty thread.

Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 16, 2024 07:14 PM (V8he0)

160 145 Who knows if it's the first time he's seen it? Maybe he's a fan of jihadi recruitment vids.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 07:14 PM (MvF+J)

161 Mike Pence goes home every night knowing he's done the right thing.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:14 PM (+myjY)

162 Great googley moogley, I'm at work!

If I get fired, I regret nothing.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (dGCAG)

Not the 'worst' thing you could pull up on the internet at work.

But if you were consoling the family of an employee killed on the job, probably not appropriate.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:14 PM (di6C2)

163 150 Adam Schiff is a master-baiter; he goes after little boys, or so I've heard.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:10 PM (ynpvh)

Which isn't going to impede the progress of his political career, at all.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (dGCAG)

Nope. Not even a scintilla. Happens when you're on the "right side of history"...

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:14 PM (ynpvh)

164 In Swedish it's "goad Moron".

Not spelled like that, of course. It's got one of those goofy iceback letters in it like a seven with an x over it or a G with four asses. I don't fuckin know.

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2024 07:15 PM (GkFGh)

165 Perhaps so, but someone got to Mike Johnson. Someone turned Johnson from a principled congresscritter, looking out for his constituents, to a Gope who Gopes the Gope-long day.

I suspect there's a club on the R side of the ledger, who targets various people for blackmail/bribery, and if you're not in their club, they can make life harder for you.

The Mike Ponces of the world have a role in that.

Posted by: BurtTC a
--------------------------

Yup. It's possible that he's doing it to keep some traitorRepublicans from leaving the house.
---they should be hauled outback and given
the insomniac treatment---

Posted by: Braenyard - Todos con Biden, en el ojo de un puerco at April 16, 2024 07:15 PM (uyqzN)

166 "It was exhilarating. It was exhilarating, it was energizing," he was seen telling the crowd, claiming "you would not be human" not to feel the same.

Wow. Some people get so excited the first time they see dead woman's corpse get raped by 12 guys or a baby's head get chopped off.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:10 PM (+myjY)


I wonder how many Democrats were also exhilarated by 911.

Probably the majority.

Posted by: naturalfake at April 16, 2024 07:15 PM (eDfFs)

167 They're big. That's no joke.
Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:11 PM (1bNHn)

Comes off as an AI generated joke. Take one familiar thing, connect it to another thing that people know.

Instant comedy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:15 PM (dGCAG)

168 157 According to the Babylon Bee Donald Trump ihas hired Sydney Sweeney as his legal counsel because of her huge law degrees.

===

🤣🤣🤣🤣
Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (V13WU)

She should consider wearing a tight sweater to court.
And of course, a tight pencil skirt.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:15 PM (8sMut)

169 https://tinyurl.com/44793hn4
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:11 PM (di6C2)



Let's see Kathleen Kennedy try to make that ugly.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:15 PM (+myjY)

170 This "o"?
ö
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

How did you do that???

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at April 16, 2024 07:16 PM (JGFdv)

171 Let's see Kathleen Kennedy try to make that ugly.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:15 PM (+myjY)

As far as I understand Madame Web, they just never put her in the costume.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:16 PM (di6C2)

172 Pence's ticket to hell has been punched.

Posted by: Braenyard - Todos con Biden, en el ojo de un puerco at April 16, 2024 07:16 PM (uyqzN)

173 Pence: Vote for Biden, the true conservative in the race!

Posted by: PG at April 16, 2024 07:17 PM (gQbO4)

174 122 This is nothing new for Mellencamp. Something awful happened to him at some point, aside from being from Indiana.
Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 06:56 PM (8AONa)

Yup...he's a little old fart with a big mouth.

I would stomp a mud hole in his skinny ass and walk him dry while making him swallow his dentures.


Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2024 07:02 PM (R/m4+)

He should start by
1) picking a name
2) sticking with it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:17 PM (8sMut)

175 170 This "o"?
ö
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (ynpvh)

How did you do that???

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at April 16, 2024 07:16 PM (JGFdv)

Copy and paste.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

176 Wait, wait wait...Mike Pence suddenly cares about conservatism?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (8sMut)

177 Twitter chick looks like the Coon Chicken Inn cartoon in Ghost World.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (wBaIH)

178 CORRECTION: She has appropriately-proportioned knockers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (+myjY)

Appropriately proportioned for my face to fit between them, you mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

179 More fun ones:
À Á Â Ã Ä à á â ã ä
È É Ê Ë è é ê ë
Ì Í Î Ï ì í î ï
Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö ò ó ô õ ö
Ú Û Ü Ù ù ú û ü
Š š Ý Ÿ Ž ý ÿ ž

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

180
I wonder how many Democrats were also exhilarated by 911.

Probably the majority.

Posted by: naturalfake
-----------------------------

They were passing out candy.

Posted by: Braenyard - Todos con Biden, en el ojo de un puerco at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (uyqzN)

181 178 CORRECTION: She has appropriately-proportioned knockers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (+myjY)

Appropriately proportioned for my face to fit between them, you mean.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (dGCAG)

Are you making motorboat sounds...?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

182 90 This is nothing new for Mellencamp. Something awful happened to him at some point, aside from being from Indiana.

The record label insisted he call himself "Johnny Cougar". Also to sell records he had to masquerade as a good old small town boy when he really wanted to be a big city elitist. Paid off, but made him bitter lol

Posted by: azjaeger at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (3/XaG)

183 Jeffrey Toobin @JeffreyToobin 7h
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case. #SCOTUS

Megyn Kelly @megynkelly 7h
Hi Toobin - fyi you waived your right to use the term “disgraced” about other lawyers when you took your dick out of your pants and jerked off in front of your colleagues.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (vtyCZ)

184 Copy and paste.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:17 PM (ynpvh)

Tx!!

Posted by: alias quint&jessel, sea of azof, bly, uk at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (JGFdv)

185 154 One funny thing in "Fail Safe" is they couldn't find a single actor capable of doing an authentic southern American accent.

The other funny thing was Dom DeLuise at his audition, cold-reading the line 'Yes, sir. It can be overloaded, by increasing the power output and sliding through radar frequencies as fast as possible, what happens is the firing mechanism reads the higher amperage as proximity to the target, and detonates the warhead.' But we didn't get to see it. I'll bet it was roflmao.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (MvF+J)

186 CORRECTION: She has appropriately-proportioned knockers.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:12 PM (+myjY)

Appropriately proportioned for my face to fit between them, you mean.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (dGCAG)



Well, I was thinking MY face, but you get the general idea.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (+myjY)

187 179 More fun ones:
À Á Â Ã Ä à á â ã ä
È É Ê Ë è é ê ë
Ì Í Î Ï ì í î ï
Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö ò ó ô õ ö
Ú Û Ü Ù ù ú û ü
Š š Ý Ÿ Ž ý ÿ ž
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

So what did you say in Romanian?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:19 PM (di6C2)

188 172 Pence's ticket to hell has been punched.

Posted by: Braenyard - Todos con Biden, en el ojo de un puerco at April 16, 2024 07:16 PM (uyqzN)

Was it tatooed to where his balls should be?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:19 PM (ynpvh)

189 Yes, yes. We know. It wasn't the vaccine that made everyone have heart problems. It was being exposed to COVID that did it.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 16, 2024 07:19 PM (MFZft)

190 Camp Cougar Melonjohn

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2024 07:19 PM (GkFGh)

191 183 Jeffrey Toobin @JeffreyToobin 7h
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case. #SCOTUS

Megyn Kelly @megynkelly 7h
Hi Toobin - fyi you waived your right to use the term “disgraced” about other lawyers when you took your dick out of your pants and jerked off in front of your colleagues.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (vtyCZ)

Damn!

Steely eyed Nordic Goddess indeed.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:19 PM (di6C2)

192 Yeah, Sweeney has big knockers. Is that the joke, or is there something I'm missing?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:09 PM (dGCAG)

CORRECTION: She has appropriately-proportioned knockers.
Posted by: Cicero


If she was 7'4".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 07:20 PM (HGv4O)

193 Are you making motorboat sounds...?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

If I can still breathe, yeah. If I can't, then I die happy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:20 PM (dGCAG)

194 Crap!

You're right -- it was Fail Safe!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 07:21 PM (vtyCZ)

195 The Dems promise their voters money and power.

The GOPe promise its voters that it might...might...take less of their money and fewer of their rights then the Dems.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 07:21 PM (ibTVg)

196 Camp Cougar Melonjohn
Posted by: Warai-otoko


Since there are watermelons, there should be airmelons, earthmelons and firemelons.

You know, the elemelons.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (HGv4O)

197 Pence is the kind of Christian that I loathe. Spends his time admonishing our side for daring to oppose the left (which upsets them and causes them to misbehave) while ignoring the real evil they represent.
He's a real paradigm of moral cowardice.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (roH4R)

198 187 179 More fun ones:
À Á Â Ã Ä à á â ã ä
È É Ê Ë è é ê ë
Ì Í Î Ï ì í î ï
Ò Ó Ô Õ Ö ò ó ô õ ö
Ú Û Ü Ù ù ú û ü
Š š Ý Ÿ Ž ý ÿ ž
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:18 PM (ynpvh)

So what did you say in Romanian?

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:19 PM (di6C2)

Dunno, but I will probably be asked if I kiss my mother with the same lips.
A: No, I don't; she's dead and was cremated. If I tried that'd be gross.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (ynpvh)

199 Coroner: Why didn't he just take his face away?

Cop, standing over my lifeless body: I don't understand the question.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (dGCAG)

200 If she was 7'4".
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 07:20 PM (HGv4O)

How tall for...

https://tinyurl.com/2p8u6cv3

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (di6C2)

201
Megyn Kelly @megynkelly 7h
Hi Toobin - fyi you waived your right to use the term “disgraced” about other lawyers when you took your dick out of your pants and jerked off in front of your colleagues.


That burns. Almost as much as the time Jeffrey forget his Jergens.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (ibTVg)

202 Was it tatooed to where his balls should be?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia)
-----------------------------

They couldn't tattoo it to Pence's forehead because it was up his ass.

Posted by: Braenyard - Todos con Biden, en el ojo de un puerco at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (uyqzN)

203 You know, the elemelons.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (HGv4O)

Doo dooooooo doo doo doo

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2024 07:23 PM (GkFGh)

204 Pence is the kind of Christian that I loathe. Spends his time admonishing our side for daring to oppose the left (which upsets them and causes them to misbehave) while ignoring the real evil they represent.
He's a real paradigm of moral cowardice.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 07:22 PM (roH4R)

The kind of Christian who goes to church on Sunday, after gargling penis paste on Saturday night.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

205 Wasn't The Elemelons the latest Disney animated bomb?

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:24 PM (+myjY)

206 What no one acknowledges is that Obama was the original populist. No one knew who he was before the left made him their savior.

Posted by: Haller Gras at April 16, 2024 07:24 PM (70CDr)

207 159 And just like that...it's a titty thread.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 16, 2024 07:14 PM (V8he0)

Hey, the title of the thread is 'Quite Thicc' and I do not go in for giant asses. So...

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:24 PM (di6C2)

208 'Go Fuck Yourself'

Is racist and a symbol of white oppression?

Ah. So.

Anyway...

Posted by: Ped Xing at April 16, 2024 07:24 PM (FIxvC)

209 Stelter should just demand that people treat him with ETIQUETTE.

Posted by: John Cougar Melonhead at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (woPEM)

210 At this point almost everybody knows somebody who either died or went downhill quickly after taking the Covid shot and/or booster, so that we just stop with the nonsense that it was Covid and only Covid that caused problems after the fact?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (XkYcA)

211 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 17h
If MAGA was blocking highways, bridges, airports, and roads the entire FBI, DOJ, & National Guard would be mobilized.

It would be classified as domestic terror.

There would be 24/7 aerial coverage of it.

People would get decades in jail, pre-trial detention, & lose access to their banking accounts.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (vtyCZ)

212 Politicians pretending at having some religion is the rule, not the exception. They all worship the face in the mirror and nothing else.

Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (0FoWg)

213 208 'Go Fuck Yourself'

Is racist and a symbol of white oppression?

Ah. So.

Anyway...

Posted by: Ped Xing at April 16, 2024 07:24 PM (FIxvC)

For some people, the location of their heads impedes actualizing that.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (ynpvh)

214 Steve Puma Squashtent

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2024 07:26 PM (GkFGh)

215 156 SHEEEEEIIIT!
Posted by: Good Morning at April 16, 2024 07:13 PM (Inr3O)
_____
Your pronouns?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:26 PM (1bNHn)

216 "Tooken" must be in the Ebonics dictionary.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 16, 2024 07:26 PM (3ImbR)

217 Larry Lion Cucumberteepee

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2024 07:27 PM (GkFGh)

218 214 Steve Puma Squashtent

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2024 07:26 PM (GkFGh)

Toilet Older-Sexual-Woman Field-worker-home

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 07:27 PM (ynpvh)

219 At this point almost everybody knows somebody who either died or went downhill quickly after taking the Covid shot and/or booster, so that we just stop with the nonsense that it was Covid and only Covid that caused problems after the fact?

I know two people that died from the clot shot, and a third died recently that I expect was the clot shot.

I know none that died from COVID

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 07:27 PM (ibTVg)

220 "Tooken" must be in the Ebonics dictionary.

Not sure about that, but Toobin is in the Urban Dictionary.

It's a verb.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:27 PM (+myjY)

221 Lancelot Ocelot Pickletarp

Posted by: Warai-otoko at April 16, 2024 07:28 PM (GkFGh)

222 159 And just like that...it's a titty thread.
Posted by: That guy who always says... at April 16, 2024 07:14 PM (V8he0)
_______
ALL threads are on the verge of becoming titty threads.

After all, the 'ettes get to talk about peccadillos.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:28 PM (1bNHn)

223 If MAGA was blocking highways, bridges, airports, and roads the entire FBI, DOJ, & National Guard would be mobilized.


A few conservatives protested on the street in front of the governors house in the neighboring state. And yes there were all quickly arrested for blocking traffic.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 07:29 PM (ibTVg)

224 212 Politicians pretending at having some religion is the rule, not the exception. They all worship the face in the mirror and nothing else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (0FoWg)

And power.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:29 PM (8sMut)

225 NOOD Cafe!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 07:29 PM (6N3WH)

226 Mike Benz is wrong, though. Populism, unbound, is NOT conservative. That's why we have a Constitution. It's why one of the very conservative folks from maybe the early 1800s talked about America's "little brigades." Populism equals that "democracy" conservatives keep bashing Progs for prattling on about.

Our Republic was founded on the idea of ordered liberty. Freedom bound by both responsibility and morals. Without that boundary, freedom becomes license, and you descend into hedonism. (Which is why Progs fought so hard to unbound freedom in the 60s and 70s.)

Posted by: GWB at April 16, 2024 07:29 PM (5t1pM)

227 Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 07:27 PM (ibTVg)

I am so sorry; I have a similar situation, The whole thing is just infuriating.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 07:30 PM (XkYcA)

228 211 End Wokeness @EndWokeness 17h
If MAGA was blocking highways, bridges, airports, and roads the entire FBI, DOJ, & National Guard would be mobilized.

It would be classified as domestic terror.

There would be 24/7 aerial coverage of it.

People would get decades in jail, pre-trial detention, & lose access to their banking accounts.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (vtyCZ)

The police and NG would open fire until the guns melted white hot on their mounts.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:30 PM (8sMut)

229 204

I wouldn't care if he were a fag if he were an honest one.
The thing that bugs me is him elevating himself on a pedestal at our expense. Everything he says helps the democrats and hurts our side. He'd have to be the most gullible idiot on the planet not to know that. So I assume he does but doesn't care.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 07:31 PM (roH4R)

230 They all worship the face in the mirror and nothing else.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2024 07:25 PM (0FoWg)

I'm a would be part time politician. I lost last time. I may lose this time too, but I don't worship my face in the mirror.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 07:32 PM (XkYcA)

231 I had pences number back when he vetoed RFRA

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 16, 2024 07:32 PM (PFYt9)

232 I still can't help but wonder if Fetterman is an op. Sad, but the world we now live in.

Posted by: Dr. Fausti - I AM The Science at April 16, 2024 07:34 PM (lg881)

233 96 That good mourning broad is probably a troll.
Posted by: Yudhishthira's Dice at April 16, 2024 06:57 PM (0FoWg)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_1dHzlWzns

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:36 PM (8sMut)

234 The GOPe promise its voters that it might...might...take less of their money and fewer of their rights then the Dems.

But only if it won't upset the precious suburban women voters who the GOP is forever terrified of upsetting because they are 'the key to winning elections' even though they are as likely to ever vote Republican as they are of passing up a wine sale at Trader Joe's.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (lFtRp)

235 I know none that died from COVID
*****
I don't know anyone who died from covid anything.

Posted by: Cosda at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (aDzty)

236 Lady in the last video didn't make that up herself, I'm sure.
She was taught by someone evil or equally stupid.
Having said that, how is one going to have a conversation with another whose viewpoint is that skewed?

I have nothing in common with her other than a passing resemblance to her language. The rest is foreign.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (FCbAQ)

237 President Trump stopped in Harlem to visit Jose Alba's bodega. He's the guy that Alvin Bragg put in Rikers for self defense.

The crowd outside broke into the national anthem, and there were more people there than were at Joe's Scranton event.

NY in play for PDT?
Reagan won it. Just sayin'.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 16, 2024 07:40 PM (3ImbR)

238 ...as they are of passing up a wine sale at Trader Joe's.
Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (lFtRp)

Is there a more overrated store than Trader Joe's?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:41 PM (8sMut)

239
NY in play for PDT?
Reagan won it. Just sayin'.
Posted by: IrishEi at April 16, 2024 07:40 PM (3ImbR)

IIRC he won NY but lost NYC as a whole.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:42 PM (8sMut)

240 The NYT reports that if Trump is re-elected, "senior intelligence officials are considering of leaving or retiring early"
---
Dude! No need to keep selling.
Posted by: Axeman at April 16, 2024 06:44 PM (krQz2)


You had me at goodbye.

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2024 07:43 PM (FCbAQ)

241 "Populism" is a word GOP cucks use like Dems use "racist." They just throw it out anytime they are confronted with an unpleasant reality. Border security? "Populism!" Cut Government? "Populism!" Make it illegal to sexually mutilate teenagers? 'Worst kind of populism!"

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 16, 2024 07:43 PM (lFtRp)

242 Posted by: IrishEi at April 16, 2024 07:40 PM (3ImbR)

Thanks; It's nice to hear that Trump had that support.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 07:43 PM (XkYcA)

243 My nephew had a near death experience with Covid. After he came back he said he had been hanging out with recently deceased members of the family.

Posted by: Victor Tango Kilo at April 16, 2024 07:45 PM (lFtRp)

244 IIRC he won NY but lost NYC as a whole.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:42 PM (8sMut)
~~~~~

I'd have to look it up but I'm pretty sure you are right. However, most of NYC is now made of up immigrants, both legal and illegal who are not supposed tovote.

Posted by: IrishEi at April 16, 2024 07:46 PM (3ImbR)

245 Mayorkas ran a group responsible for illegal immigration and just so happened to be pegged by Obama...
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 16, 2024 06:53 PM (PI/SC)


You mean there's a casting couch in DC too?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2024 07:48 PM (FCbAQ)

246
"This is part of an international effort in disrupting the global economy," targeting economic "choke points"

-------

If they block the road, the nearest international
economic choke point I see is the neck of communist shitbag in front of my car.

Posted by: Semi-Literate Thug at April 16, 2024 07:56 PM (dtlw7)

247 243 - Interesting about your nephew. He would have no reason to lie, I imagine. Glad he is still with you.

Mike Pence will merit a couple of paragraphs when historians discuss the betrayal of Ceasar.

Posted by: BarcelonaCarmen at April 16, 2024 08:17 PM (s6PBU)

248 > The NYT reports that if Trump is re-elected, "senior intelligence officials are considering of leaving or retiring early"
______________

I wonder what would posses a career spook to suddenly decide to retire or leave government? *

* No, nobody wonders

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 16, 2024 08:31 PM (Q4IgG)

249 So, another question: is the reason no one ever does gaseous diffusion because it is inefficient, takes a lot of technical expertise, or takes up a lot of real estate?
Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 16, 2024 07:00 PM (di6C2)

Well they used Uranium Hexafluoride and working with Fluorine gas is the absolute pits.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 16, 2024 08:33 PM (eoQWY)

250 Good morning all you slaves

Yeah, sounds right

Posted by: Gonzotx at April 16, 2024 09:37 PM (MwHgU)

251 Pence/Blobmonster: Trump actually implemented what 'republicans' campaigned on - and DIDN'T IMPLEMENT - for 35 years now and the globalist GOPe hates him for it.

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 17, 2024 12:57 PM (klw0w)

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