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Little gentleman.


Someone should recruit the cameraman.

Cool dance routine. Shame that the masks ruin the fun.

Parents build an indoor jungle gym so that their 10-year-old son can train to become a vigilante crime-fighter.

More vigilante crime-fighters in training.

Little bug that is supposedly the inspiration for the xenomorphs in the Alien franchise looks kinda cute.

Magic!


Are pandas really midgets in fursuits? Proof: Tell me that's not a foot-dangling maneuver unique to the human species. #FollowTheScience #ConsiderWithoutBias

More evidence that pandas are just polymorphously-perverse furries.

I've linked this before, but: dog enjoys his birthday party.

Cows aren't smart.

Dogs on swings.

Another dog, a golden, on a swing.

Riding the line.

This poor dog! You know he already has a dog bed -- but the cat is squatting in it.

Send in the Pork Squad.


Sound OFF. (It's just sound of the guy watching this video on TV, and it's ugly and distracting.)

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 07:30 PM




Comments

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1 Good evening Ace.
Thanks for the Caffe

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 07:29 PM (6N3WH)

2 I'll fetch them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 07:29 PM (6N3WH)

3 I don't think I've ever posted in the future before!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 07:30 PM (6N3WH)

4 Fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 07:30 PM (6N3WH)

5 Inside the Park!!!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 07:30 PM (6N3WH)

6 I'd like to see the engineering specs on that footbridge.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:31 PM (+myjY)

7 LOL ace!

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 16, 2024 07:33 PM (PFYt9)

8 Good evening everyone
( done in my best white supremacist voice)

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 07:33 PM (fwDg9)

9
Cows aren't smart.

==


Yeah, I don't know much about the cows.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 07:35 PM (V13WU)

10 Dogs on swings.

I don't want to hear any more complaints from the Ettes that there is never any cheesecake for them on this site.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 07:35 PM (CsUN+)

11 Hello horde!

Posted by: Commissar of Plenty and Lysenkoism in Solidarity with the Struggle to maintain Moron standards at April 16, 2024 07:36 PM (HXwpV)

12 I always thought Hillary in her powered MooMoo suit was the inspiration for the Xenomorphs in "Alien".

The things I learn here.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2024 07:36 PM (R/m4+)

13 looks like a number of state / county footbridges I've seen over the years; definitely shabbier than average, but ... navigable, with care.

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 16, 2024 07:37 PM (PFYt9)

14 Parents build an indoor jungle gym so that their 10-year-old son can train to become a vigilante crime-fighter.
______
Is there video of Sydney Sweeny doing that?

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:37 PM (1bNHn)

15 That’s not a lamb, it’s a wolf in sheep’s clothing!

Posted by: Rex B at April 16, 2024 07:37 PM (5h/8D)

16 I do get a giggle out of a animal mimicking a different species

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (fwDg9)

17 park footbridges

Posted by: sock_rat_eez - these lying bastardi e stronzi have been lying to us for decades at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (PFYt9)

18 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (T4tVD)

19 Nice picture up at the top. Thanks, Ace.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 07:38 PM (XkYcA)

20 I can’t be the only one that think those two guys do more than dance with each other. A talent that could get girls gone to waste. (I assume homo because everything is homo these days)

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 07:39 PM (MNhXM)

21 Re Porkers: I bet that cop was the greased-pig catching champion of the county fair in his youth.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2024 07:40 PM (ou9hh)

22 "Little bug that is supposedly the inspiration for the xenomorphs in the Alien franchise looks kinda cute."

A crustacean, soon in the freezer section of your local grocery. Along with the pillbugs.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 07:43 PM (MvF+J)

23 I can’t be the only one that think those two guys do more than dance with each other. A talent that could get girls gone to waste. (I assume homo because everything is homo these days)

So I guess the Nicholas Brothers were especially perverted?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 07:43 PM (CsUN+)

24 Parents build an indoor jungle gym so that their 10-year-old son can train to become a vigilante crime-fighter.

A male kid being a male kid. And a good athlete, at that. Not much of that left anymore.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2024 07:43 PM (V8he0)

25 Parents build an indoor jungle gym so that their 10-year-old son can train to become a vigilante crime-fighter.

When they put something like this in the monkey cage at the zoo they call it 'enrichment.'

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 16, 2024 07:45 PM (+myjY)

26 That tiger.....wow!

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 16, 2024 07:45 PM (YRsIm)

27 Lamb is trying to get the dogs' attention.

Hey you dumbass herding dogs! Here I am! Herd me!

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 16, 2024 07:45 PM (8AONa)

28 Reading the sidebar:

Seeing as ME wants parliamentary government and rejects the American system of government, should it not be removed from the country and given to Canada as its 11th province?

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:45 PM (8sMut)

29 Poor doggo probably slept in that bucket/dish when it was a puppy.
I don't think it has any hope of fitting in it now.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 07:46 PM (6N3WH)

30 24 Parents build an indoor jungle gym so that their 10-year-old son can train to become a vigilante crime-fighter.

A male kid being a male kid. And a good athlete, at that. Not much of that left anymore.
Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2024 07:43 PM (V8he0)
_______
Someone will send a Karen to stop him.

Posted by: Eeyore at April 16, 2024 07:46 PM (1bNHn)

31 I think, and you don't have to agree, that in honor (honneur) of the Paris Olympiad (July this year) we would like pics of France !

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 07:49 PM (V13WU)

32 Boys that age NEED to be active. I'd bet he's not on ADHD meds because he has an outlet for all his toxic masculinity aka, young boy hormones.

Good for the parents. I hope that's all in the basement though.

Posted by: nurse ratched at April 16, 2024 07:49 PM (uAy3h)

33 Cows aren't smart.



The shit they pull are the reason we eat them.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 07:50 PM (HGv4O)

34 That’ll do, pig …

Posted by: Adriane the Movie Critic . . . at April 16, 2024 07:51 PM (4Winp)

35
"Little bug that is supposedly the inspiration for the xenomorphs in the Alien franchise looks kinda cute."

A crustacean, soon in the freezer section of your local grocery. Along with the pillbugs.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag


Sea Monkeys all grown up.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2024 07:51 PM (63Dwl)

36 28
'should it not be removed from the country and given to Canada as its 11th province?'

Seconded. And put Washington into the on deck circle.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 07:52 PM (roH4R)

37 Doogie trying to make a bed is sad

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 07:54 PM (fwDg9)

38 Seeing as ME wants parliamentary government and rejects the American system of government, should it not be removed from the country and given to Canada as its 11th province?

===


I am not in favor of giving up territory, without hanging some people first and then seeing it that improves things !

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 07:54 PM (V13WU)

39 *if that improves things

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 07:55 PM (V13WU)

40 38

'I am not in favor of giving up territory, without hanging some people first and then seeing it that improves things'

I didn't realize hanging was on the table. I change my vote.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 07:56 PM (roH4R)

41 I didn't realize hanging was on the table. I change my vote.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 07:56 PM (roH4R)

well.. you know how it is...it is never volunteered...

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 07:57 PM (V13WU)

42 The state motto of ME is 'Dirigo' ('I direct'), and yet the state has almost no film industry to speak of.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

43 The helper puppy was adorable.

Posted by: Tuna at April 16, 2024 08:03 PM (oaGWv)

44 "Parents build an indoor jungle gym so that their 10-year-old son can train to become a vigilante crime-fighter."

Well, now I'm curious about the minimum age at which one is allowed to compete on American Ninja Warrior... or whatever the show's title is.

Posted by: FeatherBlade at April 16, 2024 08:04 PM (ou9hh)

45 How long before the shock wave from that mushroom cloud hits the bridge?

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2024 08:06 PM (FCbAQ)

46 With an Alberta to be named later.

Posted by: DaveA at April 16, 2024 08:06 PM (FhXTo)

47 Better turn this off, long commute again tomorrow.
Hope you all have a great evening.

Posted by: Skip at April 16, 2024 08:06 PM (fwDg9)

48 Panda out front should’ve told you.

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at April 16, 2024 08:07 PM (vt7xw)

49 The state motto of ME is 'Dirigo' ('I direct'), and yet the state has almost no film industry to speak of.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag



No film industry where the actors are clothed...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 08:07 PM (HGv4O)

50 Ace, I really want to thank you for establishing this site. It’s the best place on the Web. Long may it prosper!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:07 PM (9yWhg)

51 In the spirit of the times, can we persuade all current Maine-ers to migrate north, keep the land, build a wall to keep the Massholes out, and get back to enjoying lobster and scallops?

Posted by: Amy Schumer at April 16, 2024 08:07 PM (8AONa)

52 Well, now I'm curious about the minimum age at which one is allowed to compete on American Ninja Warrior... or whatever the show's title is.
Posted by: FeatherBlade


They have a special kids version.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 08:08 PM (HGv4O)

53 Off thieving comedian stock

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 08:08 PM (8AONa)

54 The decision in the Fisher case will either be 6-3 against the Government, or 5-4 in its favor. Why? Because Roberts is ALWAYS on the winning side. He wants to vote with the libs but he is not going to vote for them unless he can get Barret or one of the other justices to vote with the libs. In that case he can be the deciding vote to break the 4-4 tie, and will always vote with the libs. Roberts has no convictions of any type except that he, VOTES WITH THE MAJORITY 100% OF THE TIME. He wants to go down in history as a judge who was always right on every issue.

Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 16, 2024 08:09 PM (CecP5)

55 G'nite, Skip.

Posted by: Notorious BFD at April 16, 2024 08:10 PM (V8he0)

56 The ME state seal features two flinty Yankees ready to defend their precious moosetree with scythe and anchor. 'FAFO,' they seem to say.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 08:11 PM (MvF+J)

57 Not standing close to tiger, no sir.

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2024 08:12 PM (Nq2KV)

58 He wants to go down in history as a judge who was always right on every issue.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 16, 2024 08:09 PM (CecP5)

He wants to hang out with the cool kids at all times. Chief Justice Roberts has never evolved past HS.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 08:13 PM (8sMut)

59 Not standing close to tiger, no sir.
Posted by: Eromero

Heh, yup me too. It looked to me like the tiger was going to go for the guy holding his camera over the wire.
Tiger 1 Stupid photographer 0

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 16, 2024 08:14 PM (6N3WH)

60 From growing up on the farm . .

When the cows went for The Ride, they were a little unsettled, but otherwise clueless.

The hogs knew.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 08:15 PM (8AONa)

61 Keep your distance from big predator cats and monkeys.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 16, 2024 08:16 PM (R4t5M)

62 'Nite Skip !

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2024 08:17 PM (T4tVD)

63 Not standing close to tiger, no sir.
Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2024 08:12 PM (Nq2KV)


Tigers eat people. That little monkey in all of us remembers.

Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2024 08:18 PM (D7oie)

64 The adorable prancing lamb - is that a lamb, or a sheep?

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 08:19 PM (MvF+J)

65 RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!

Posted by: John Cougar Melonhead at April 16, 2024 08:19 PM (woPEM)

66 I know everyone thinks their breed of dog is the best but how can a Golden Retriever not be at the top of the list?! I keep meaning to send a pic of mine to the pet thread.......I'll get on that.

Posted by: Molly k. at April 16, 2024 08:19 PM (j/yko)

67 The Trump Train arrives in Harlem. The Orangeman visited a Latino bodega in Manhattan today. Big, excited, supportive crowd greeted him. Youtube.

LINK: https://tinyurl.com/4964ny5z

Posted by: mrp at April 16, 2024 08:19 PM (rj6Yv)

68 >>>A policeman is chasing a pig

You're supposed to grease the pig first.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2024 08:20 PM (klJTj)

69 58
'Chief Justice Roberts has never evolved past HS.'

Weakling with no principles other than being a uniparty stooge.
That was a theme in the last thread.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 08:20 PM (roH4R)

70 The tiger video is from VH1's "Where Are They Now," about Longcat.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 08:21 PM (DgGvY)

71 67 Trump visits bodega where clerk Jose Alba was hit with murder charge for stabbing an ex-con in self-defense

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 08:23 PM (MvF+J)

72 Roberts has no convictions of any type except that he, VOTES WITH THE MAJORITY 100% OF THE TIME. He wants to go down in history as a judge who was always right on every issue.
Posted by: An Observation sez China Joe not my president at April 16, 2024 08:09 PM (CecP5)

Roberts is an asshole who will go down in history as a major asshole.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 16, 2024 08:23 PM (R/m4+)

73 Speaking of Tigers I miss Hobbes.

When I was a toddler I had a stuffed chimp with a rubber banana in its hand. I went everywhere with it like Calvin with Hobbes. Some where in my life before I was a teenager it was lost. Always regret that.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:23 PM (MNhXM)

74 >>>Cows aren't smart.

They might have had a good reason. Those lines can be pretty slick when it's wet out, especially if you've got hooves. Might be they learned the hard way it's better to jump over the line.

Posted by: Anon Y. Mous at April 16, 2024 08:23 PM (klJTj)

75 >>>A policeman is chasing a pig

You're supposed to grease the pig first.
Posted by: Anon Y. Mous


Bribing a law officer is illegal.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 08:24 PM (DgGvY)

76 66 Goldens are awesome. Wonderful creatures.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:24 PM (9yWhg)

77 More evidence that pandas are just polymorphously-perverse furries.

You know who else is polymorphously perverse?

* cackle *

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 16, 2024 08:25 PM (a3Q+t)

78 67 Sanaa Convenient Store, formerly known as the Blue Moon Convenient Store, ... store’s co-owner Maad Ahmed.

So Middle Eastern/Latino bodega, I guess.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 08:25 PM (MvF+J)

79 Mutts are the best breed of dogs IMO but you couldn’t go wrong with a golden though they may have made them even better by making the Goldendoddle.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:26 PM (MNhXM)

80 Dogs of any breed are wonderful.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:28 PM (9yWhg)

81 And cats can piss off. There, I said it.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:29 PM (9yWhg)

82 75
'Bribing a law officer is illegal.'

Golf clap.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 08:30 PM (roH4R)

83 79 Mutts are the best breed of dogs IMO but you couldn’t go wrong with a golden though they may have made them even better by making the Goldendoddle.
---
My pound puppy was supposed to be a mutt, but I believe he's a full-blooded Flat Coat Retriever. His coat is black, but otherwise he looks like a Golden. His disposition is definitely like a Golden.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2024 08:31 PM (woPEM)

84 LeBron at best is fighting his way into the top ten. GOAT? Lol. Obviously better;

MJ
Wilt
Kareem
Magic

Next teir LeBron is bunched with;

Bird
Duncan
Curry
Bryant

Then the way back machine with Russell and the Big O.

Now the new crop.


Posted by: filler at April 16, 2024 08:31 PM (vNEiP)

85 Good evening everyone.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2024 08:33 PM (WXNFJ)

86 Hey, Tonypete!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:34 PM (9yWhg)

87 Yo! B.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2024 08:34 PM (WXNFJ)

88 Good evening sir

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 08:35 PM (8AONa)

89 87

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:35 PM (9yWhg)

90 Posted by: filler at April 16, 2024 08:31 PM (vNEiP)

Bird in the second tier? Ninja please.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:35 PM (MNhXM)

91 89 That was supposed to be a smiley face, TP.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:37 PM (9yWhg)

92 84
NFW Magic Johnson (or Kareem for that matter) is better than Bird.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 08:37 PM (roH4R)

93 If the ChiComs were making a list, LeBron would be on top.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 08:38 PM (8AONa)

94 They finally got the White Rat.

RIP, big guy.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 08:39 PM (vmr7r)

95 And cats can piss off. There, I said it.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:29 PM

They mostly will given the chance. Read once that puppies and babies will cower when attacked while kittens will hiss, claw and fight.

Posted by: filler at April 16, 2024 08:39 PM (vNEiP)

96 Basketball, gads. Squeaky shoes and hairy armpits.

No thanks.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:40 PM (9yWhg)

97 Tim Duncan is the greatest PF of all time.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 08:41 PM (8sMut)

98 Tigers eat people. That little monkey in all of us remembers.
Posted by: Kindltot at April 16, 2024 08:18 PM (D7oie)

True story, most tiger attacks are the fault of the human going where he shouldn't.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 08:41 PM (vmr7r)

99 If you cross a Golden with a Springer, you get black dogs that look like a Flat Coat. At one point, they claimed Flat Coats were used in developing Goldens.

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 16, 2024 08:41 PM (yeEu9)

100 MJ had to wait until Magic and Bird were done , the Bad Boys were no longer bad and management gave him Pippen before he could win a championship. MJ is in the top tier but not even close to best ever.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:41 PM (MNhXM)

101 71 67 Trump visits bodega where clerk Jose Alba was hit with murder charge for stabbing an ex-con in self-defense
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag

Thank you for adding that context. I wondered if PDT had a reason for the extended visit inside the bodega.

Good for PDT and good for Mr.Alba. Trump stopping to acknowledge him probably made his day.

Posted by: old chick at April 16, 2024 08:42 PM (sOete)

102 98

'True story, most tiger attacks are the fault of the human going where he shouldn't.'

Like, near a tiger?

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 08:42 PM (roH4R)

103 If you were a basketball fan like I was at one time, google up Larry Bird’s 40 greatest moments.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:44 PM (MNhXM)

104 Kin Harv's gone full viking.

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 08:44 PM (V13WU)

105 Those who are curious, most of the Tiger King tigers ended up in the Wild Animal Sanctuary in Colorado, not that far outside Denver.

Wonderful place, with an elevated walkway that allows you to see the animals doing their thing in wide open spaces. If they decide to let you, that is.

There's an enclosure area, where the lions can come and go from the comfort of the covered cage area, back outside again. One time we saw a huge snake creeping along inside the lion area. Somehow I suspect that snake was not long for this world, but he slunk under the flap of the enclosure, likely seen and eaten by one of the lions after it got outside.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 08:45 PM (vmr7r)

106 *King

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 08:45 PM (V13WU)

107 'True story, most tiger attacks are the fault of the human going where he shouldn't.'

Like, near a tiger?
Posted by: Dr. Claw

Ah, similar to my experiences with redheads.

Oodles of fun.

Until it isn't.

Posted by: Tonypete at April 16, 2024 08:45 PM (WXNFJ)

108 101 Concur.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 08:45 PM (MvF+J)

109 Basketball, gads. Squeaky shoes and hairy armpits.

No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:40 PM (9yWhg)

And that's just the women !

Posted by: runner at April 16, 2024 08:45 PM (V13WU)

110 Tim Duncan is the greatest PF of all time.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 08:41 PM (8sMut)

Yeah, probably; but McHale. Both so amazingly skilled.

Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 08:46 PM (LZTNF)

111 MJ is in the top tier but not even close to best ever.

Posted by: polynikes

=====

MJ is to basketball what Gretzky was to hockey - a marketing gold mine. Both leagues knew it, from the execs to the refs. Both were untouchable. Literally untouchable.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 08:46 PM (8AONa)

112 He wants to hang out with the cool kids at all times. Chief Justice Roberts has never evolved past HS.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33


No, I think he's another milk-toast, hail fellow well met super-talent boy who got TheTalk™ after he got appointed and had zero psychological defense against it.

The Left crafts their operatives with great care. The Right does nothing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2024 08:46 PM (IG4Id)

113 'True story, most tiger attacks are the fault of the human going where he shouldn't.'
---------
Like, near a tiger?
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 08:42 PM (roH4R)

Heh, short answer, yes.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 08:46 PM (vmr7r)

114 know everyone thinks their breed of dog is the best

-

Everyone with beagles laughs at this suggestion.

Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 16, 2024 08:47 PM (MFZft)

115 103

'google up Larry Bird’s 40 greatest moments.'

Google the other players talking about Bird. They all have egos (like they should; they're great ballplayers) They all but say he was the best.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 08:47 PM (roH4R)

116 Tigers would eat a gluten-free, vegan diet if we would just encourage them.

Posted by: The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations at April 16, 2024 08:48 PM (FmuX6)

117 Yeah, probably; but McHale. Both so amazingly skilled.
Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 08:46 PM (LZTNF)

Huge McHale fan but even he admits that Bird made him a great player.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:48 PM (MNhXM)

118 What a calming picture! My kitties are currently playing Wild Animal Kingdom, almost knocking down an armchair in the process. The tiger video must have set them off.

Posted by: Piper at April 16, 2024 08:50 PM (ZdaMQ)

119 Larry Birds aren't real.

Posted by: guy who thinks everything is an op, including this comment at April 16, 2024 08:50 PM (FmuX6)

120 Tigers would eat a gluten-free, vegan diet if we would just encourage them.
Posted by: The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations at April 16, 2024 08:48 PM (FmuX6)


Getting the Vegans to jump in their cage willingly might be a tough sell.
But maybe not. Their brains are malnourished

Posted by: OneEyedJack at April 16, 2024 08:51 PM (FCbAQ)

121 google up Larry Bird’s 40 greatest moments.'

Google the other players talking about Bird. They all have egos (like they should; they're great ballplayers) They all but say he was the best.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 16, 2024 08:47 PM (roH4R)

Yes you get that in that show. One of the moments was the Atlanta Hawks bench going crazy and almost celebrating when Bird was having one of his unbelievable games where he couldn’t miss anything.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:52 PM (MNhXM)

122 Everyone with beagles laughs at this suggestion.
Posted by: Moron Robbie congratulates women on needing to work until they're 80 at April 16, 2024 08:47 PM (MFZft)

Can confirm.

Stupid dog.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 08:52 PM (vmr7r)

123 Anybody that owns birds should have at least one named Larry.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:53 PM (MNhXM)

124 Anybody that owns birds should have at least one named Larry.
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:53 PM (MNhXM)

Had Larry the Canary growing up.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 16, 2024 08:58 PM (R4t5M)

125 Everyone with beagles laughs at this suggestion.
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Can confirm.

Stupid dog.
Posted by: BurtTC

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Yep. I love ours dearly, but she's stupid in a very smart , devious way. And if something catches hold of her nose it doesn't matter what kind of treat you have in your hand or how sweetly you call her.

The only dog I've ever had that can't even be trusted to simply walk out the door of the house to hop in the open door of the truck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 16, 2024 09:01 PM (Gakra)

126 116 Tigers would eat a gluten-free vegan diet if we would just encourage them.
Posted by: The Soft Bigotry of Low Expectations at April 16, 2024 08:48 PM (FmuX6)

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Fixed it for ya

Posted by: No One of Consequence at April 16, 2024 09:03 PM (F4bAW)

127 Yep. I love ours dearly, but she's stupid in a very smart , devious way. And if something catches hold of her nose it doesn't matter what kind of treat you have in your hand or how sweetly you call her.

The only dog I've ever had that can't even be trusted to simply walk out the door of the house to hop in the open door of the truck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 16, 2024 09:01 PM (Gakra)

Precisely so. Not dumb enough not to think for themselves, but not smart enough to know what thinks to think, and letting the nose do most of the thinking for them.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 16, 2024 09:04 PM (GtZ7X)

128 99 If you cross a Golden with a Springer, you get black dogs that look like a Flat Coat. At one point, they claimed Flat Coats were used in developing Goldens.
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Interesting. How could I tell if my dog is this sort of cross? I say he's a Flat Coat because he looks exactly like pictures on the net, but that's all I have to go on.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2024 09:06 PM (woPEM)

129 Basketball, gads. Squeaky shoes and hairy armpits.

No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:40 PM (9yWhg)

I can't watch basketball because of the squeaky shoes and all the whistle blowing. Baseball is great because there are *no* whistles. Golf probably would be good too, I've just never tried watching it.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 16, 2024 09:07 PM (XjtdB)

130 MJ is to basketball what Gretzky was to hockey - a marketing gold mine. Both leagues knew it, from the execs to the refs. Both were untouchable. Literally untouchable.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 08:46 PM (8AONa)

Complete "game changers." NBA ratings went down about half after James took over from MJ as the "face of the league."

Singular stars drive attention and revenue in sports outside the NFL self perpetuating machine.

Biggest individual movers in the last fifty years?

Bird and Magic
MJ
Tyson
Woods

And now for a very recent time Caitlin Clarke.

Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 09:07 PM (LZTNF)

131 The alien creature was inspired by the artwork of H R Giger. His work makes that bug seem warm & cuddly.

Posted by: Build your own damn stadium!!! at April 16, 2024 09:08 PM (Cia0+)

132 Golf probably would be good too, I've just never tried watching it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 16, 2024 09:07 PM (XjtdB)

It's great for insomnia.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 16, 2024 09:09 PM (R4t5M)

133 OFFS basketball is like baseball a truly American sport.

Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 09:10 PM (LZTNF)

134 >>The only dog I've ever had that can't even be trusted to simply walk out the door of the house to hop in the open door of the truck.

My last Golden was the car ridingest dog God ever put on earth. If he saw an open car door he was going for it. Any car door. I had to be careful when I was walking him around cars because if the door opened he was making a play on it.

More than once I had to pull him out of some stranger's car.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2024 09:10 PM (LkLld)

135 OFFS basketball is like baseball a truly American sport.

Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 09:10 PM (LZTNF)

Sure. But it's *loud*. If I have the tv on for noise I don't want *that much* noise.

Actually, any more I usually turn on a YouTube "atmospheric" video and listen to 'Rain in Hobbiton' or something like that.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 16, 2024 09:13 PM (XjtdB)

136 117 Yeah, probably; but McHale. Both so amazingly skilled.
Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 08:46 PM (LZTNF)

Huge McHale fan but even he admits that Bird made him a great player.
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 08:48 PM (MNhXM)

but could he sink a Jap sub from a PT boat? I think not!

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 16, 2024 09:14 PM (xaFKb)

137 Golf probably would be good too, I've just never tried watching it.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette

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This is not a joke. The key to watching golf is having things to do while watching. Watch the leaders tee off, and realize they need 5 minutes to get to their ball and hit again. That's time to switch a load of laundry, or start the grill, etc etc. Fill the gaps, and it's interesting. Just sitting, you'll fall asleep.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 09:14 PM (8AONa)

138 More than once I had to pull him out of some stranger's car.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2024 09:10 PM (LkLld)

That must have been a pain in the neck, but it's hilarious as well as cute.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 09:14 PM (v4TIe)

139 'True story, most tiger attacks are the fault of the human going where he shouldn't.'
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Like, near a tiger?
Posted by: Dr. Claw
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This aligns with my theory regarding shark attacks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer, etc., etc. at April 16, 2024 09:16 PM (XeU6L)

140 This aligns with my theory regarding shark attacks.

Posted by: Mike Hammer,

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Don't swim in the ocean while eating an ice cream cone?

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 09:17 PM (8AONa)

141 More than once I had to pull him out of some stranger's car.

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Ha.

LET'S GO!!! What are you waiting for?!!

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 16, 2024 09:18 PM (Gakra)

142 This is not a joke. The key to watching golf is having things to do while watching. Watch the leaders tee off, and realize they need 5 minutes to get to their ball and hit again. That's time to switch a load of laundry, or start the grill, etc etc. Fill the gaps, and it's interesting. Just sitting, you'll fall asleep.

Posted by: 2009Refugee at April 16, 2024 09:14 PM (8AONa)

That is my preferred way of watching just about anything. At this point I pretty much can't not multitask.

Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 16, 2024 09:18 PM (XjtdB)

143 >>That must have been a pain in the neck, but it's hilarious as well as cute.

He was a big, lovable clown. Not a mean bone in his body and thought everyone was his buddy.

Still, some people weren't that thrilled to have him jump in to go for a ride particularly with me at the other end of the leash.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)

144 Long ago I had a border collie that was the riding-est dog I'd ever personally experienced. Never had to worry much about her doing ANYTHING wrong or out of place, and she was constantly monitoring everything around her and glancing back at me to make sure she wasn't missing any commands.

Word to the wise: Never own a border collie unless that's all you intend to ever own after that. Never, ever get a beagle a few years after the border collie passes.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 16, 2024 09:23 PM (Gakra)

145 Posted by: JackStraw at April 16, 2024 09:19 PM (LkLld)

LOL

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 09:23 PM (OCwj1)

146 Dogs on swings.

I don't want to hear any more complaints from the Ettes that there is never any cheesecake for them on this site.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 07:35 PM (CsUN+)

Ugh!
I fell for this.

Posted by: DaisyB at April 16, 2024 09:24 PM (AbL8c)

147 That is my preferred way of watching just about anything. At this point I pretty much can't not multitask.
Posted by: Polliwog the 'Ette at April 16, 2024 09:18 PM (XjtdB)

DVRs give you the ability to watch things on your own time. This is especially useful when it comes to sports.

Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 09:24 PM (LZTNF)

148 In the days of broadcast television, I would start watching the first Sunday afternoon NFL game, fall asleep, and wake up halfway through the second game.

Hail to the Redskins !

Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at April 16, 2024 09:27 PM (9X60i)

149 Evening, Horde. Got a little car work done today. Made progress. The passenger door now latches when I close it.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 09:29 PM (tkR6S)

150 The passenger door now latches when I close it.

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I can see where this would be beneficial when asking women if they'd like to go for a ride.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 16, 2024 09:32 PM (Gakra)

151 Seeing as ME wants parliamentary government and rejects the American system of government, should it not be removed from the country and given to Canada as its 11th province?
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 16, 2024 07:45 PM (8sMut)

Give Maine to Canada, and make Alberta a State. Save on the cost of new flags.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 09:33 PM (tkR6S)

152 I don't want to hear any more complaints from the Ettes that there is never any cheesecake for them on this site.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 07:35 PM


The cpmplaining does get quite cacophonous at times.

Posted by: Duncanthrax, making the observations the MSM doesn't make at April 16, 2024 09:33 PM (a3Q+t)

153 The state motto of ME is 'Dirigo' ('I direct'), and yet the state has almost no film industry to speak of.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 07:58 PM (MvF+J)

No dirigibles, either.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 09:34 PM (tkR6S)

154 Hail to the Redskins !
Posted by: Queequeg the Harpooner at April 16, 2024 09:27 PM (9X60i)

Loss of Indians and Redskins as team names one of the more trivial yet tragic results of the destruction done by the leftists.

Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 09:37 PM (LZTNF)

155 welp that's it for the flyers this year

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2024 09:41 PM (AcWfM)

156 The state motto of ME is 'Dirigo' ('I direct'), and yet the state has almost no film industry to speak of.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag

No dirigibles, either.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon


Dirigo, a more comfortable laxative.

Do not take Dirigo if you are allergic to Dirigo. Side effects include bloating, excessive gas, lightheadedness, and an uncontrollable urge to sing like Robert Plant.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 09:41 PM (DgGvY)

157 Dirigo, a more comfortable laxative.

Do not take Dirigo if you are allergic to Dirigo. Side effects include bloating, excessive gas, lightheadedness, and an uncontrollable urge to sing like Robert Plant.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 09:41 PM (DgGvY)
'till the juice runs down my leg....'

Posted by: Eromero at April 16, 2024 09:43 PM (NxC5+)

158 Sanaa Convenient Store, formerly known as the Blue Moon Convenient Store, ... store’s co-owner Maad Ahmed.

So Middle Eastern/Latino bodega, I guess.
Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 08:25 PM (MvF+J)

Sanaa is the capital of Yemen.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 09:45 PM (tkR6S)

159 Loss of Indians and Redskins as team names one of the more trivial yet tragic results of the destruction done by the leftists.
Posted by: Coyne

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The only exposure to any type of indian *anything* for well over half the population, and 90% or more of the illiterate population, and they removed it from society.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 16, 2024 09:45 PM (Gakra)

160 I am on my 3rd shot of Chrystal Skull vodka nice buzz.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2024 09:47 PM (ENQN6)

161 Basketball, gads. Squeaky shoes and hairy armpits.

No thanks.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 08:40 PM (9yWhg)

Being Top Ten in roundball is still being Top Ten in roundball.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 09:47 PM (tkR6S)

162 Loss of Indians and Redskins as team names one of the more trivial yet tragic results of the destruction done by the leftists.
Posted by: Coyne


Kind of a telling symptom of the emasculation of the people in this country.
Few of the fans of these respective teams wanted the name change, but they were TOLD it was to be done.

For the greater good.

Posted by: A face in the crowd..... at April 16, 2024 09:47 PM (tjZg/)

163 'till the juice runs down my leg....'
Posted by: Eromero


That's the Horde. I go for a Led "Zeppelin" joke, and another Moron takes it to the next level.

Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 09:48 PM (DgGvY)

164 Kind of a telling symptom of the emasculation of the people in this country.
Few of the fans of these respective teams wanted the name change, but they were TOLD it was to be done.

For the greater good.
Posted by: A face in the crowd

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Not only that, but wealthy white people explained to the indians, the Aunt Jemima, the butter folks, etc. why their real-life ancestors that they were all proud of had to be removed from society because it was damaging the poor ignorant lesser classes of brown people.

Posted by: Moron Robbie supports women working until they're 80 years old. You go, girls! at April 16, 2024 09:50 PM (Gakra)

165 That's the Horde. I go for a Led "Zeppelin" joke, and another Moron takes it to the next level.
Posted by: mikeski at April 16, 2024 09:48 PM (DgGvY)

And you know, they totally stole that from Robert Johnson. Word for word. Claudine Gay is gobsmacked.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 09:54 PM (tkR6S)

166 Clown on Plant all you want but he has one of the top three to five rock songs of all time if you poll the dwindling rock aficionados.

Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 09:55 PM (LZTNF)

167 I hope Israel responds in "EPIC" fashion to Iran If only to give a BIG MIDDLE FINGER to Brandon and the boot licking Blinken who is nothing more than a well placed OBAMABOT.

Hell...his parents are DEFACTO SOROS BOOT LICKERS for the record.

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2024 09:58 PM (TDvv2)

168 The 1 Percent Solution Government.

If you work full time you have a 97% of NOT making minimum wage yet we talk about minimum wages.

Transportation uses 15% of oil. Personal transportation uses about 40% of that. So Gas rules for cars has about a 1% change. 25 mpg vs. 30 mpg times 6%. 20% of 6% is 1.2%.

Posted by: rhennigantx at April 16, 2024 09:59 PM (ENQN6)

169 Clown on Plant all you want but he has one of the top three to five rock songs of all time if you poll the dwindling rock aficionados.
Posted by: Coyne at April 16, 2024 09:55 PM (LZTNF)

The Brit blues guys stole a lot from the original American blues guys, but they were honest about it, and it brought about a revival in american blues that benefited many of the surviving American blues greats. It's all good.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 10:03 PM (tkR6S)

170 I am glad here in Commiefornia that the lofty USC is going to deny the Valedictorian of the 2024 graduating class in Sciences her speech...

Because they found out that she is a muzzie and supports Palestine and the destruction of Israel...

There is hope...

Posted by: Nightwatch at April 16, 2024 10:05 PM (TDvv2)

171
I am glad here in Commiefornia that the lofty USC is going to deny the Valedictorian of the 2024 graduating class in Sciences her speech...

Because they found out that she is a muzzie and supports Palestine and the destruction of Israel...

There is hope...
Posted by: Nightwatch

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When I read that story, it didn't mention her support for the destruction of Israel or even her religion (although she's pictured in her fugly veil). Between the lines, I perceived that there was reason to suspect she would jack the ceremony to preach about Palestine. Did you happen to read something more plainly written?

Posted by: Blonde Morticia at April 17, 2024 03:43 AM (wjjYr)

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