Supreme Court Lifts Stay of Enforcement of Idaho's Ban on Trangender Procedures for Minors, Ban Now Goes Into Effect Awaiting Full Trial

A Hawaiian judge had issued a temporary injunction blocking enforcement of the new law while courts considered its constitutionality. (Spoiler: it's constitutional, unless the courts believe that any law restricting a dangerous, experimental medical procedure is unconstitutional. There is no "But This Is About Teh Gheys!" clause in the Constitution.)

The Supreme Court reversed that injunction, allowing the law to be enforced until it is inevitably found to be perfectly constitutional.

The Supreme Court on Monday allowed Idaho to begin broadly enforcing a new state law barring many forms of gender-affirming care for minors, at least for now.
The high court, which sharply reined in a lower court decision that had blocked Idaho from enforcing the law, left in place protections for such treatments for two anonymous teenagers whose families filed suit to block it.
The impact of the ruling for other transgender minors seeking treatment but aren't plaintiffs in the challenge is murky, because they could potentially try to join the pending lawsuit or file suits of their own.
The court's three liberal justices dissented from the high court's ruling, while all the court's conservatives except Chief Justice John Roberts wrote or joined opinions explaining their views.
The law, which Republican Gov. Brad Little signed in April 2023, sought to ban medical professionals from providing gender affirming care, including transition surgeries, puberty blockers or hormone therapy for those under 18. Doctors could face up to 10 years in prison for providing such services under the law. The high court's ruling, while not a final one on the legality of bans on gender-affirming treatment, could reverberate among the legal challenges in other states that have passed similar bans.

The Gaslight Media is pushing the dissent of the incompetent Didn't Earn It hire Ketanji Brown-Jackson.

Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has warned that her conservative colleagues failed to show "reason and restraint" by allowing Idaho's transgender youth health care ban to be enforced during an appeal.
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The decision does not apply to the two teenage transgender girls whose families filed a lawsuit over the ban. Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch noted in his concurring opinion that "the plaintiffs face no harm from the partial stay," while arguing that blocking the ban could prevent "Idaho from executing any aspect of its law for years."
Jackson and fellow liberal Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan objected to the decision. In her dissenting opinion, Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges" and that Idaho had not shown that blocking the ban during the appeal would cause the state "irreversible injury."

Biden and the Democrats have meanwhile launched lawsuits at states which outlaw abortion, attempting to impose a new Roe v. Wade guarantee to abortion, but this time imposed by the president and his executive bureaucrats rather than the courts.

The case is going to the Supreme Court.

The Supreme Court is set to consider a second abortion case this term, this time dealing with claims by a Republican-led state that the Biden administration is attempting to wield a 40-year-old federal law as an "abortion mandate."
On the heels of a debate over the Federal Food and Drug Administration's regulation of an abortion pill, the high court will consider later this month whether the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act (EMTALA) pre-empts the state of Idaho's newly enacted Defense of Life Act -- which makes it a crime for any medical provider to perform an abortion with exceptions for rape, incest and life of the mother.
The Justice Department argued that the state's law does not go far enough to allow abortions in more medical emergency circumstances.
However, proponents of the state law say that the administration's lawsuit against Idaho is attempting to use a federal statute as an "abortion mandate" to benefit the president ahead of the 2024 elections.
"Construing EMTALA as a federal abortion mandate raises grave questions under the major questions doctrine that affect both Congress and this Court," Idaho argued in legal filings.
In an interview with Fox News Digital, Idaho Attorney General Raúl Labrador said, "The Supreme Court made it clear that it's up to the states to decide what our laws should be and that it's not for the federal government."
"But Joe Biden and his administration decided to come straight and sue us in federal courts. We are excited to go before the Supreme Court to show that the state should be deciding these issues and not the federal government," he said.
The DOJ said in its response to the high court that while Idaho's law makes it a felony for a doctor to terminate a pregnancy unless doing so is "necessary" to prevent the patient's "death," that exception is "narrower" than EMTALA, which by its terms "protects patients not only from imminent death but also from emergencies that seriously threaten their health."
However, Idaho accused the administration of "construing the spare phrase" in the federal law "as a blank slate to be filled with the Executive Branch's preferred abortion policy collides with multiple statutory provisions guaranteeing emergency medical care for a pregnant woman and her unborn child."

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1 First?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2024 01:05 PM (w9Wax)

2 Second?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2024 01:05 PM (w9Wax)

3 Third?

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2024 01:05 PM (w9Wax)

4 Going to nood. Pulled a hammy rounding third.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2024 01:06 PM (w9Wax)

5 Limps home on a called balk.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 16, 2024 01:07 PM (w9Wax)

6 I thought the Feds got to have the final say in all Excise Tax cases?

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:07 PM (qRonQ)

7 This and Roe?...omg a theocracy!

Posted by: BignJames at April 16, 2024 01:07 PM (AwYPR)

8 Why would a Hawaii judge even be allowed to issue an injunction against an Idaho law? Shouldn't it have been tossed for "no standing"?

Posted by: pete at April 16, 2024 01:08 PM (Spodc)

9 Abortion, Transgenders/child sexual mutilation, open borders... The Democrats unholy Trinity

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:09 PM (Akjoo)

10 Maybe...Governor Jaydolf Inslee of WA offer to bring confused Idaho children to Seattle without parent consent and chop dick and balls off 12 year old boys in Children's Hospital?

Posted by: MR. KIM at April 16, 2024 01:09 PM (DGlaL)

11 so ok the USSC basically said (for the first time?) that only the parties in the suit could be affected by the stay, not the entirety of Idaho.

I mean that's new, right? that seem consequential even beyond just this issue.

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2024 01:09 PM (AcWfM)

12 Biden and the Democrats have meanwhile launched lawsuits at states which outlaw abortion, attempting to impose a new Roe v. Wade guarantee to abortion, but this time imposed by the president and his executive bureaucrats rather than the courts.

they better hurry bc it looks like Fischer might be ruled on correctly (hope hope!!)

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2024 01:10 PM (AcWfM)

13 Idaho had not shown that blocking the ban during the appeal would cause the state "irreversible injury."

Aside from the "irreversible injury" caused to minors in the State of Idaho, of course.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2024 01:11 PM (YAtuc)

14 States should penalize mothers who abort for loss of a taxpayer.

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID monkey harvesters union local OU812 at April 16, 2024 01:11 PM (hirWM)

15 This is all money driven

Slicing off the ding dongs is good business and makes the lefty feminists strap on dildos all hard

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 16, 2024 01:11 PM (DlbuT)

16 Fucking religion in our courts. Bastards!!! Just adding here THIS is proof that these asshole are NOT deciding per our constitution, but by the BIBLE. There has to be judges added as soon as we get our Houses back and our white House back. No way can we allow this bullshit in our courts.

Anyone going to arrest people practicing medicine without a license? like legislators who write oppressive laws like this.

It would be nice to have a USSC that followed The Constitution. This is sickening what’s happening to the trans community.

Once Democrats take over Senate, House and Executive branches time to go to 13 SC Justice and impeaching 5 justices

Dark Brandon will do things that many will not see but will see results...

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2024 01:11 PM (9zoFk)

17 Once Democrats take over Senate, House and Executive branches time to go to 13 SC Justice and impeaching 5 justices

wow that is chilling honestly

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2024 01:12 PM (AcWfM)

18 The EMTALA is not a bad move by Biden. He wants it struck down to gin up the “Handsmaids Tale” election issue.

Which is not real, but the dems believe it is.

Posted by: Nick in Tallahassee at April 16, 2024 01:12 PM (7PziG)

19 The same people that demand non-GMO and organic food believe untested homone "therapy" on children, human children, is safe.

They won't treat their food as badly as they'll treat their children.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (yikga)

20 >>States should penalize mothers who abort for loss of a taxpayer.

Under Kelo, the State has an interest in promoting a robust Tax base.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (qRonQ)

21 The demented pedophile will campaign on abortion and slicing off dicks or wagshambas to beat Trump

Unrelated but hey my eggs are $10 a dozen now

Posted by: The Unvaxed and Unmasked Ranger at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (DlbuT)

22 States rights are paramount as long as their policies conform with DC's wishes.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (tT6L1)

23 It's time to kick Hawaii (or, excuse me, "Hawai'i") out of the Union.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (9yWhg)

24 '"construing the spare phrase" in the federal law "as a blank slate to be filled"'

Wut?

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (MvF+J)

25 13 SC Justice and impeaching 5 justices

I can think of three who should be tossed... Four if you count Roberts

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (Akjoo)

26 "Supreme Court Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson has warned that her conservative colleagues failed to show "reason and restraint"..."

Are those legal terms, you dunce. Because I don't think they're legal terms.

That buffoons entire dissent reads like a Marxist college teem paper.

Posted by: Truthbomb at April 16, 2024 01:14 PM (powGL)

27 Why would a Hawaii judge even be allowed to issue an injunction against an Idaho law?
Posted by: pete at April 16, 2024 01:08 PM (Spodc)

Usually, "Hawaiian judge" is horde-speak for a judge who rules in a ridiculous, and leftist partisan manner, on some issue. Occasionally it's an actual judge from Hawaii but most often not.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:14 PM (nR2nR)

28 -Jackson and fellow liberal Justices Sonia Sotomayor and Elena Kagan objected to the decision. In her dissenting opinion, Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges" and that Idaho had not shown that blocking the ban during the appeal would cause the state "irreversible injury."--

Da fuq?
In the mean time blocking the ban could end up costing some misguided youth their tits. Or their nuts.
Those procedures are irreversible.
But let's worry about causing the state irreversible injury.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 16, 2024 01:15 PM (FCbAQ)

29 "gender-affirming care for minors"

Love how the leftwing Politico frames the issue. I guess one man's "gender-affirming care" is another's Mengele butchery of minors legally unable to consent. We will never defeat the left or its stooges until we learn to play the language game like they do.

It's incredible that minors are legally prohibited from all manner of adult-oriented decisions, such as voting, drinking, smoking, consenting to sex, driving, getting tattoos, etc. But Little Willy -- who is too young to drive or consent to sex with any over the age of 18 -- can nonetheless decide to cut off his little willy and get boob implants. It's insane madness.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

30 Usually, "Hawaiian judge" is horde-speak for a judge who rules in a ridiculous, and leftist partisan manner, on some issue. Occasionally it's an actual judge from Hawaii but most often not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

JJ Sefton's "Buch M. Danno" and "Tyne E. Bubbles."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 01:15 PM (9yWhg)

31 23 It's time to kick Hawaii (or, excuse me, "Hawai'i") out of the Union.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (9yWhg)

I say we flood it with illegals and wait for it to tip over. Two birds with one stone!

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:15 PM (KbCG3)

32 So the Supreme Court gets to tell the feds, once again, this is A state issue. The feds are too stupid to understand that the first time so the court has to say it again only louder. I hope they yell. Yell so loud that even the npc idiots hear it. "This is a state issue and the federal government has no say in it"

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2024 01:15 PM (4XwPj)

33 Just adding here THIS is proof that these asshole are NOT deciding per our constitution, but by the BIBLE.

Nobody screams more about this stuff than single women who've hit The Wall at terminal velocity and therefore will have no opportunity to avail themselves either of castrating or aborting their kids.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

34 How out of control is our government? Baby murder is more important than controlling the third world diseases which are crossing our border.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2024 01:16 PM (tT6L1)

35 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 16, 2024 01:16 PM (T4tVD)

36 I say we flood it with illegals and wait for it to tip over. Two birds with one stone!
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

Endorsed. Start with Obama's place.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 01:16 PM (9yWhg)

37 ...three who should be tossed...

I've seen some of those justices...tossing them might make for an interesting, challenging event! Or maybe lifting them off the ground and stacking on concrete pillars...

Posted by: World's Strongest Man Competition Coordinator at April 16, 2024 01:17 PM (9zoFk)

38
The fight to legalize federal funding of open border transgender abortion is ON!!!

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2024 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)

39 Both can boast of Ivy League pedigrees, so who is more intelligent, KBJ or KJP?

Posted by: mr tmz at April 16, 2024 01:17 PM (rJ48h)

40 32 So the Supreme Court gets to tell the feds, once again, this is A state issue. The feds are too stupid to understand that the first time so the court has to say it again only louder. I hope they yell. Yell so loud that even the npc idiots hear it. "This is a state issue and the federal government has no say in it"

exactly I can only pray this is a trend. it's the only way to avoid a nasty conflict internally tbh

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2024 01:17 PM (AcWfM)

41 The case is going to the Supreme Court.

Montec hardest hit.

Posted by: Muh 'Bortions at April 16, 2024 01:18 PM (7otby)

42 I've seen some of those justices...tossing them might make for an interesting, challenging event!

That's what trebuchets are for.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:18 PM (2ocoG)

43 Wow, DU has become nothing more than a government OP. They're not even really trying to hide it any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker in marginal standing (tT6L1) at April 16, 2024 01:18 PM (tT6L1)

44 It's incredible that minors are legally prohibited from all manner of adult-oriented decisions, such as voting, drinking, smoking, consenting to sex, driving, getting tattoos, etc. But Little Willy -- who is too young to drive or consent to sex with any over the age of 18 -- can nonetheless decide to cut off his little willy and get boob implants. It's insane madness.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

Consider how many times the "undeveloped brain" is cited as a reason not to sentence minors for crimes committed. Or how often juvenile behavior is excused because they don't become fully-fledged adults until they're like 25.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:19 PM (KbCG3)

45 "protects patients not only from imminent death but also from emergencies that seriously threaten their health."

---

Then any contrived medical condition approved by a party doctor and a party judge becomes a valid reason to circumvent state law.

Legislation superceded by bureaucratic mandate, just as the founders intended.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 16, 2024 01:19 PM (hCzfy)

46 16 Once Democrats take over Senate, House and Executive branches time to go to 13 SC Justice and impeaching 5 justices

Dark Brandon will do things that many will not see but will see results...
Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2024 01:11 PM (9zoFk)

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1. This is their version of, "We need 150% of 4 branches of government to get anything done." It entertains.

2. That's just crazy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:19 PM (GBKbO)

47 Any word on pistol braces? Does the SCOTUS go in alphabetical order or something?

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:19 PM (Gakra)

48 Both can boast of Ivy League pedigrees, so who is more intelligent, KBJ or KJP?
Posted by: mr tmz

Which one has the worse hair style?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (9yWhg)

49 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (vf0Uk)

50 I can't believe we let Christo-fascists stop allowing parents to let their 9 year old children working in factories if the children wanted it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

51 Dark Brandon will do things that many will not see but will see results...

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I won't lie. It's disturbing to me that they embrace the idea of someone evil doing illegal things to their enemies as the POTUS.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (Gakra)

52 Idaho had not shown that blocking the ban during the appeal would cause the state "irreversible injury."

Well, lets take a knife to your twat and see if there is any "irreversible injury."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (vf0Uk)

53 Jeffrey Toobin
@JeffreyToobin
·
2h
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

54 Wow, DU has become nothing more than a government OP. They're not even really trying to hide it any more.

Posted by: blake - semi lurker

It may not even be coordinated, but just where a lot of gov workers hang out and waste time in their workday.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (hCzfy)

55 The head of NPR, with deep thoughts about Thanksgiving in 2020:

Thanksgiving was always my favorite holiday, but knowing what it represents complicates celebration. I spent this morning reading about the #LandBack movement and other forms of solidarity with Native communities.

She's an AI, isn't she?

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (YAtuc)

56 oh pull the other one Toobin

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (AcWfM)

57 Ha.

I just realized "Dark Brandon" = Obama, black man

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (Gakra)

58 I'll support abortion up until birth as long as the mother ends her own life too.

Posted by: TC at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (FjlUt)

59 oh pull the other one Toobin
Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (AcWfM)

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He has more than one?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (DRSnL)

60 53 Jeffrey Toobin
@JeffreyToobin
·
2h
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

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An insurrection so bad that not one Congresscritter was in any danger at any point.

Oppress half the nation for it, I say.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:21 PM (GBKbO)

61 53 Jeffrey Toobin
@JeffreyToobin

Go F**K yourself... This time not on a Zoom call

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:22 PM (Akjoo)

62 "Dark Brandon will do things that many will not see but will see results..."

Sounds like the definition of Divine Providence. They got a lot of confidence in the guy, gotta hand em that.

Posted by: Please Place The gp In The Bag at April 16, 2024 01:22 PM (MvF+J)

63 The decision does not apply to the two teenage transgender girls whose families filed a lawsuit over the ban. Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch noted in his concurring opinion that "the plaintiffs face no harm from the partial stay," while arguing that blocking the ban could prevent "Idaho from executing any aspect of its law for years."
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So they split the baby?

"You can go ahead and butcher *these* kids while we decide whether you can butcher others?" Something like that?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:22 PM (HnUIn)

64 An insurrection so bad that not one Congresscritter was in any danger at any point.

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Some people shook fences, dangit!

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:22 PM (Gakra)

65 64 An insurrection so bad that not one Congresscritter was in any danger at any point.

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Some people shook fences, dangit!
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:22 PM (Gakra)

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Granted, they were cops.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:23 PM (GBKbO)

66 @JeffreyToobin
·
2h
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

Don't you have a cock to pull in a meeting somewhere?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:23 PM (vf0Uk)

67
Usually, "Hawaiian judge" is horde-speak for a judge who rules in a ridiculous, and leftist partisan manner, on some issue. Occasionally it's an actual judge from Hawaii but most often not.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

Wasn't there an actual judge or two in Hawaii who ruled on something sometime which sort of started the meme?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2024 01:23 PM (63Dwl)

68 It (DU) may not even be coordinated, but just where a lot of gov workers hang out and waste time in their workday.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor

As a Federal Employee myself, I resemble this remark!!!

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2024 01:23 PM (9zoFk)

69 53 Jeffrey Toobin
@JeffreyToobin
·
2h
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG)

In fairness, he's a subject matter expert on 'rections.

Posted by: Rise Up, One-Eyed Myrmidon at April 16, 2024 01:23 PM (7otby)

70 I'll take moral instruction from Jeffrey Toobin.

Posted by: said no one ever at April 16, 2024 01:23 PM (rJ48h)

71 Biden and the Democrats have meanwhile launched lawsuits at states which outlaw abortion, attempting to impose a new Roe v. Wade guarantee to abortion, but this time imposed by the president and his executive bureaucrats rather than the courts.

The case is going to the Supreme Court.
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Option 1: They did this because they know the Deep State is in charge and nobody must question presidential orders for any reason, and they will fight it to the end and the fix is in, clearing the road for a pure imperial presidency or suffer a major defeat, and they're betting on winning.

Option 2: They know this will be challenged and that it will fail, and are building conservative-friendly precedent for hamstringing future presidential orders from bad men like Trump, while planning to ignore any such precedent their next turn at the helm.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

72 I didn't think anyone could be as bad as the two Lib Sistas on SCOTUS... Jumanji Brown Jackson has proven me wrong

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (Akjoo)

73 Hey Ho Way To Go, Idaho! - The Pre-Teeners

Posted by: Rex B at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (5h/8D)

74 Just to add to my comment above, it's amazing to me that minors are allowed to make incredibly permanent adult decisions like cutting off their dicks or turning their vagina into a penis, but they are legally prohibited from consenting to other adult sex-related activities like consenting to sex.

A 14 year old girl cannot legally consent to sex with a 18 year old guy. Even if she otherwise willingly agrees, the law says "no matter, she is legally incapable of making that decision. Send the guy to jail."

But that same girl can decide to butcher her vagina or boobs into some perverted horror-show facsimile of a penis or chest. Sure, she still technically might need parental consent (cue laughter), but otherwise she is deciding to do this.

She's not legally old enough to consent to a penis inside her vagina, but she's old enough to consent to butchering her vagina into a mess of a penis. Can't make this shit up.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (iFTx/)

75 71
Option 2: They know this will be challenged and that it will fail, and are building conservative-friendly precedent for hamstringing future presidential orders from bad men like Trump, while planning to ignore any such precedent their next turn at the helm.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

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Option 3: It's election year efforts to up fundraising and keep the activist base happy. (not mutually exclusive from the others, mind you)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)

76 On the heels of a debate over the Federal Food and Drug Administration's regulation of an abortion pill, the high court will consider later this month whether the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act (EMTALA) pre-empts the state of Idaho's newly enacted Defense of Life Act -- which makes it a crime for any medical provider to perform an abortion with exceptions for rape, incest and life of the mother.
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Interesting use of EMTALA, which is already one of the worst laws the US Congress ever passed.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

77 laws like this are clearly discriminatory again crazy people

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 16, 2024 01:25 PM (B1FKF)

78 Trump did this. Millions will die.

Posted by: Ripley at April 16, 2024 01:25 PM (JojsZ)

79 Anyone, with a medical degree or not, that mutilate a child should face the death penalty.

Note current laws in almost every state already criminalize this with relatively long prison terms. But...no one will enforce them.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 01:25 PM (ibTVg)

80 Just adding here THIS is proof that these asshole are NOT deciding per our constitution, but by the BIBLE.

Nobody screams more about this stuff than single women who've hit The Wall at terminal velocity and therefore will have no opportunity to avail themselves either of castrating or aborting their kids.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

95%+ of whom live in states which do not restrict any form of evil and are, therefore, utterly unaffected. And, yet, the idea that some child, somewhere, might be born, loved, and protected from destroying their lives at least until they're grown causes them physical pain.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:25 PM (nR2nR)

81 16 Anyone going to arrest people practicing medicine without a license? like legislators who write oppressive laws like this.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2024 01:11 PM (9zoFk)

Hey, we could start with Joey Shitpants and every other fuckface in the command chain who demanded I undergo an experimental medical procedure under threat of career ruination.

Posted by: antisocial justice beatnik at April 16, 2024 01:25 PM (DTX3h)

82 There are two overly incredible selfish acts a human can do.

1. Abortion
2. Suicide

Both are heavy in 'damn the consequences, I'm more important.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (vf0Uk)

83 The Justice Department argued that the state's law does not go far enough to allow abortions in more medical emergency circumstances.
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Two things there. First, if "life of the mother" is already a carve-out, then it's already a carve-out.

Second, "life of the mother" abortions are usually nonsense. There are many, many reasons that a pregnancy may need to be terminated to save the mother's life, but that does not automatically translate to "abortion." It could just easily translate in most cases to "deliver this baby now and try to save it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

84 Only people who agree with Toobin are allowed to respond to him on X.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (ewqMN)

85 The funny thing is that Toobin's public wank is the least of his moral offenses. Dude got a colleague's daughter half his age preggers and then tried to bully her into an abortion. Goebbels would change seats to be away from this creep.

Posted by: Mixing the Streams at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (7otby)

86 44 It's incredible that minors are legally prohibited from all manner of adult-oriented decisions, such as voting, drinking, smoking, consenting to sex, driving, getting tattoos, etc. But Little Willy -- who is too young to drive or consent to sex with any over the age of 18 -- can nonetheless decide to cut off his little willy and get boob implants. It's insane madness.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:15 PM (iFTx/)

Consider how many times the "undeveloped brain" is cited as a reason not to sentence minors for crimes committed. Or how often juvenile behavior is excused because they don't become fully-fledged adults until they're like 25.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:19 PM (KbCG3)
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Correct. It's almost as if the "undeveloped brain" narrative only works one way ....

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (iFTx/)

87 In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol...

Weird...DU had a bunch of threads with titles indicating Thomas didn't show up, with no explanation. I hadn't bothered to open them to see what the nonsense was about....ah, looking back, he missed Monday.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (9zoFk)

88 Option 3: It's election year efforts to up fundraising and keep the activist base happy. (not mutually exclusive from the others, mind you)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, this is most likely but I like playing with 12-D chess notions.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

89 81 16 Anyone going to arrest people practicing medicine without a license? like legislators who write oppressive laws like this.

Posted by: Intercepted DU Transmissions brought by the Intrepid AoS Liaison at April 16, 2024 01:11 PM (9zoFk)

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So, their argument is that government should be completely removed from healthcare decisions? Because, when you get government involved in healthcare, politicians will end up having a say.

They must be arguing for all government incentives, regulations, and laws be stricken from the books and a return to a completely free market in healthcare.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

90 My proposal. Trans surgery only allowed for patients pursuing sports in their trans gender.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:27 PM (TDRQO)

91 @JeffreyToobin
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (2ocoG)
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What a stupid asshole that guy is.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:27 PM (HnUIn)

92 88 Option 3: It's election year efforts to up fundraising and keep the activist base happy. (not mutually exclusive from the others, mind you)
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (GBKbO)
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Yeah, this is most likely but I like playing with 12-D chess notions.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

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"We want your money."
-not even checkers

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:27 PM (GBKbO)

93 83 The Justice Department argued that the state's law does not go far enough to allow abortions in more medical emergency circumstances.
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Two things there. First, if "life of the mother" is already a carve-out, then it's already a carve-out.

Second, "life of the mother" abortions are usually nonsense. There are many, many reasons that a pregnancy may need to be terminated to save the mother's life, but that does not automatically translate to "abortion." It could just easily translate in most cases to "deliver this baby now and try to save it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)
___________

[Uncontrollable laughter]

-- Kermit Gosnell

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:27 PM (iFTx/)

94 It could just easily translate in most cases to "deliver this baby now and try to save it."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (HnUIn)

But, like, contractions, like, hurt, man......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (vf0Uk)

95 I'm a juggernaut, bitch!

Posted by: Jumanji Brown 25 Action Jackson at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (woPEM)

96 Nobody screams more about this stuff than single women who've hit The Wall at terminal velocity and therefore will have no opportunity to avail themselves either of castrating or aborting their kids.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:16 PM (2ocoG)

Because there's nothing more maternal and feminine than letting new life spring up in your womb -- then killing or mutilating it.

Posted by: The apex of the wymynly experience at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (wWkjp)

97 and that Idaho had not shown that blocking the ban during the appeal would cause the state "irreversible injury."

It will definitely cause irreversible injury to those who get their dicks cut off.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (/SITW)

98 But, like, contractions, like, hurt, man......
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (vf0Uk)
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If it's a "life of the mother" scenario, it's probably going to be surgical delivery. Time is usually a factor.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (HnUIn)

99 90 My proposal. Trans surgery only allowed for patients pursuing sports in their trans gender.
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:27 PM (TDRQO)

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Trans-surgery is allowed on adults because adults, but the hospital is on the hook for all medications afterwards.

Also, private insurance is gonna get a bit of an overhaul.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (GBKbO)

100 I’m old enough to remember when scotus rulings were the law of the land never to be questioned. Like Obamacare and ghey marriage.

I guess that’s no longer in effect.

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:29 PM (Y6Wgg)

101 DU is a collection of mentally ill people. It's the internet version of an insane asylum.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:29 PM (TDRQO)

102 Trans surgery only allowed for patients pursuing sports in their trans gender.
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:27 PM (TDRQO)

"But, it's still optional, tho, right?"

- - - - - Lea Thomas Getting Head

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:29 PM (vf0Uk)

103 Welcome to the United States of Frankenstein. Over here is our Department of Genital Mutilation.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 16, 2024 01:30 PM (OcYWs)

104 ++++
If it's a "life of the mother" scenario, it's probably going to be surgical delivery. Time is usually a factor.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:28 PM (HnUIn)

But, like, scars might interfere with, like, my tattoos, man.......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:30 PM (vf0Uk)

105 82 There are two overly incredible selfish acts a human can do.

1. Abortion
2. Suicide

Both are heavy in 'damn the consequences, I'm more important.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (vf0Uk)

Key difference though:
Abortion ends someone else's life. A life that had no voice in the decision.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2024 01:30 PM (N39Ws)

106 Any word on pistol braces? Does the SCOTUS go in alphabetical order or something?
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:19 PM (Gakra)

Order of SCOTUS rulings announcements:

1. Rulings with which Roberts agrees.
2. Rulings with which Roberts disagrees but favor the left.
3. Rulings with which Roberts disagrees, favor the right, but are fairly inconsequential.
4. Rulings with which Roberts disagrees, favor the right, and are a big deal. These are usually leaked ahead of time in the hopes that one of the majority will be assassinated or cave.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:30 PM (nR2nR)

107 100 I’m old enough to remember when scotus rulings were the law of the land never to be questioned. Like Obamacare and ghey marriage.

I guess that’s no longer in effect.
Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:29 PM (Y6Wgg)

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Like Dred-Scott?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:30 PM (GBKbO)

108 Justice Clarence Thomas...

[fapfapfapfapfap...]

Posted by: Jeffery Toobin at April 16, 2024 01:30 PM (woPEM)

109 I RULE.

Period.

Posted by: Excretia Brown at April 16, 2024 01:31 PM (lZVy/)

110 There are two overly incredible selfish acts a human can do.

1. Abortion
2. Suicide

Both are heavy in 'damn the consequences, I'm more important.'
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM (vf0Uk)
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And both involve rejecting the gift that God has bestowed upon us...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 01:31 PM (7fElN)

111 JeffreyToobin
In oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol. Perhaps that's because his wife was part of the conspiracy. What a disgrace that he's sitting on this case.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:20 PM (2oc

You know he was whacking it when he wrote that .

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:31 PM (TDRQO)

112 You know he was whacking it when he wrote that .
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:31 PM (TDRQO)
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Speech-to-text was a terrible invention.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:31 PM (HnUIn)

113 110 And both involve rejecting the gift that God has bestowed upon us...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 01:31 PM (7fElN)

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Starburst jelly beans?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

114 The democrat party has, in my lifetime, gone from a bunch of hippie-dippie pinkos to a full-on death cult. Their sacraments are lopping off dicks and boobs, and killing unborn children. They hate themselves therefore they hate humanity and worship the earth in their own climate change eschatology.

Fucking lunacy.

Posted by: ballistic at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (oqH4h)

115 I’m old enough to remember when scotus rulings were the law of the land never to be questioned. Like Obamacare and ghey marriage.

I guess that’s no longer in effect.
Posted by: Montec

I'm old enough to remember when judges didn't want too many reversals on thei record.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (/SITW)

116 The same people that demand non-GMO and organic food believe untested homone "therapy" on children, human children, is safe.

They won't treat their food as badly as they'll treat their children.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice

It's not nice to fool with Mother Nature. Now let's drill a hole where your dick used to be.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (KGjRi)

117 In her dissenting opinion, Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges"

I am unfamiliar with this legal concept. Did they not allow the lower court judges to sit at the cool kids table?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

118 But, it's still optional, tho, right?"

- - - - - Lea Thomas Getting Head

No, dickweed, it's required. If you say you're a woman so you can compete in female sports, you are required by law to become a mutilated freak that vaguely resembles a woman. Welcome to the United States of Mayhem!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (4XwPj)

119 about 35 genital transgender surgeries on minors were performed in 2023.
This is why the actual number is not commonly mentioned. If it was where would the OUTRAGE!!! be?
Posted by: Mr Rodgers

The Gash 'N Slash emporium can handle the workload.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (lZVy/)

120
Key difference though:
Abortion ends someone else's life. A life that had no voice in the decision.
Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2024 01:30 PM (N39Ws)

Not arguing, but making a decision for yourself and yourself alone regardless of ANY OTHERS involved is as selfish as you can get.

You kill your baby because you made that decision without regard to the baby or anyone else, anywhere, ever.

You kill yourself without regard to anyone else, anywhere, ever.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (vf0Uk)

121 Wasn't there an actual judge or two in Hawaii who ruled on something sometime which sort of started the meme?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 16, 2024 01:23 PM (63Dwl)

I believe there was. A nationwide injunction on something Trump did.

And, of course, there was the Hawaiian judge "conveniently" lent to Texas who ruled that Texas couldn't secure the border.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (nR2nR)

122 oral argument today, Justice Thomas is minimizing the severity of the 1/6 insurrection at the Capitol.

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Uhm cuz it was a 2 hour protest and nothing more?

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (Y6Wgg)

123 People who support the death penalty are barbaric.

People who support abortion are heroes.

Psychopaths. All of them.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (TDRQO)

124 117 In her dissenting opinion, Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges"

I am unfamiliar with this legal concept. Did they not allow the lower court judges to sit at the cool kids table?
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

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What if a lower court rules that the state of Texas has the right to police immigration law?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (GBKbO)

125 Posted by: Excretia Brown at April 16, 2024 01:31 PM (lZVy/)
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Blackula>>Guy From Harlem>>Excretia Brown

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 16, 2024 01:34 PM (xPJvm)

126 —-

Uhm cuz it was a 2 hour protest and nothing more?
Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:33 PM (Y6Wgg)

Where the doors were opened and people were invited in to come look around.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:34 PM (vf0Uk)

127 The Gash 'N Slash emporium can handle the workload.
Posted by: Joe Mama

Great name for a Goth bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:34 PM (/SITW)

128 Wasn't there an actual judge or two in Hawaii who ruled on something sometime which sort of started the meme?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr.

Yeah. Guy who blocked the "mUsLiM" travel ban in 2017.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2024 01:35 PM (IG4Id)

129 117
"Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges"
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (CsUN+)

Here is a frightful thought: KJB walks into a room full of people and she is the smartest one there.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2024 01:35 PM (N39Ws)

130 The Hawaiian judge meme was is related to the judge in Hawaii that stopped the Trump travel ban. Even though ironically it would have affected virtually no people traveling to Hawaii .

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:35 PM (Y6Wgg)

131 There are two overly incredible selfish acts a human can do.

You forgot the most selfish act of all time...masturbating as a hot woman. Hundreds of millions of men are ready and eager to fulfill your sexual needs at the drop of a hat, and you go and take care of it by yourself! It sickens me just to think of it....

...well, actually, thinking of it is kinda hot...but that's not what I meant!

Posted by: That Guy at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (9zoFk)

132 Interesting use of EMTALA, which is already one of the worst laws the US Congress ever passed.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:24 PM (HnUIn)

Considering the federal courts permitted sanctuary cities on the basis that the federal government could not compel unpaid action by the states, how can EMTALA remain?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (nR2nR)

133 Starburst jelly beans?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

I don't want to be needlessly controversial, but Starburst products are too sweet, especially the chews. Salt Water Taffy > Mambas > Hi Chews > Laffy Taffy > Jolly Rancher Chews > Mentos > Starbursts

Someone's probably already rage typing a reply. But you're just going to humiliate yourself by being wrong on the internet.

Posted by: Had To Be Said at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (7otby)

134 Show respect? Is the court system now a mafia family?

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

135 Thank goodness J6 occurred before Trump's speech ended and at exactly the right time for Pelosi to call the House to order under emergency circumstances where the rules specifically state that no motions can be brought before the assembly.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (Gakra)

136 In her dissenting opinion, Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges"

I am unfamiliar with this legal concept. Did they not allow the lower court judges to sit at the cool kids table?
Posted by: Archimedes

What? No argument stressing the dissing of Justices Of Color?

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (lZVy/)

137 I bought a Pontiac Vibe in law school because I thought it was something special. It's not, though. It's just a car.

Posted by: Jumanji Brown 25 Action Jackson at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (woPEM)

138 "Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges"

RESPEK

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (Gakra)

139 20 >>States should penalize mothers who abort for loss of a taxpayer.

Under Kelo, the State has an interest in promoting a robust Tax base.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:13 PM (qRonQ)

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Something, something, commerce clause, something something...

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (JeYYB)

140 135 Thank goodness J6 occurred before Trump's speech ended and at exactly the right time for Pelosi to call the House to order under emergency circumstances where the rules specifically state that no motions can be brought before the assembly.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (Gakra)

Lets not forget she had loads of time for her daughter to get the camera angles perfect for her "movie".

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (N39Ws)

141 Does the new Idaho law make it illegal to transport children out of state for the purpose of receiving sexual mutilation treatment? Because it ought to.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (tkR6S)

142 Two things there. First, if "life of the mother" is already a carve-out, then it's already a carve-out.

Second, "life of the mother" abortions are usually nonsense. There are many, many reasons that a pregnancy may need to be terminated to save the mother's life, but that does not automatically translate to "abortion." It could just easily translate in most cases to "deliver this baby now and try to save it."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:26 PM

"Life of the mother" has been expanded to be "the pregnant woman believes that her life will be bad if she goes through with a pregnancy, delivers the baby and becomes a mother".

Prime example is actress Michelle Williams bragging, after winning some Hollywood award, how she is so grateful to have gotten an abortion when she was young in order to save her life as a successful actress.

Posted by: Clyde Shelton at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (UKWFA)

143 You forgot the most selfish act of all time...masturbating as a hot woman. Hundreds of millions of men are ready and eager to fulfill your sexual needs at the drop of a hat, and you go and take care of it by yourself! It sickens me just to think of it....

...well, actually, thinking of it is kinda hot...but that's not what I meant!
Posted by: That Guy

*snort

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (/SITW)

144 It's time to throw religion in the trash. All bullshit that controls people's lives for purely superstitious reasons. At least Islam is known for tolerance, unlike Christianity and its puritanical tenets.

Posted by: Sid at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (zMtyW)

145 In other news, Leggy Luna just confessed to RJ that Xendi pounded her while she was roofied on her Mom's "mints", but thought it was RJ doing the pounding. Naturally, RJ is slightly displeased.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (ufFY8)

146 133 I don't want to be needlessly controversial, but Starburst products are too sweet, especially the chews. Salt Water Taffy > Mambas > Hi Chews > Laffy Taffy > Jolly Rancher Chews > Mentos > Starbursts

Someone's probably already rage typing a reply. But you're just going to humiliate yourself by being wrong on the internet.
Posted by: Had To Be Said at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (7otby)

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Fine. More for me

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (GBKbO)

147 Toobin is a low-rent Party mouthpiece who is deeply self-impressed while simultaneously being a profoundly stupid third-rater who apparently uses his pathological onanism to stave off the need to consider or reflect upon his chronic intellectual and personal inadequacy. Nothing he says is worthy of consideration or any response other than perhaps a contemptuous snort coupled with a personal insult about his character and intelligence.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (HnUIn)

148 Yes uniparty, raping and mutilating the children you do not kill is a bad thing.

Posted by: uniparty, Raping and Mutilating the Children They do not Kill at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (gxokI)

149 According to three Administration Officials, “Roughly 50% of the ballistic missiles fired by Iran failed to launch or crashed before reaching their target”, and “So much for the vaunted ballistic-missile capability of Iran,”.

Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

150 States should penalize mothers who abort for loss of a taxpayer.

Under Kelo, the State has an interest in promoting a robust Tax base.
Posted by: garrett

I am so stealing that.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (/SITW)

151 Show respect? Is the court system now a mafia family?
Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (Y6Wgg)

"Respect is fine. It's LOYALTY you can NEVER ask for."

- - - - Pine Scented Druid Philosopher James Comey

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (vf0Uk)

152 Sid isn't even trying anymore.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

153 I don't want to be needlessly controversial, but Starburst products are too sweet, especially the chews. Salt Water Taffy > Mambas > Hi Chews > Laffy Taffy > Jolly Rancher Chews > Mentos > Starbursts

Someone's probably already rage typing a reply. But you're just going to humiliate yourself by being wrong on the internet.
Posted by: Had To Be Said at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (7otby)

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None of that is chocolate, and therefore sucks.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

154 The high court, which sharply reined in a lower court decision...

Now do Judge Merchan.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (KGjRi)

155 Where the doors were opened and people were invited in to come look around.....
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Believe it or not it came up:

@McBrideLawNYC
Re: SCOTUS Hearing Arguments in Fischer v. United States

Hey, @julie_kelly2, did you just hear Elizabeth Prelogar concede that evidence of being waived into the Capitol or a belief that the Official Proceeding was over is suggestive of innocence?
Because I sure did...

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (IG4Id)

156 Sid am disappoint.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (vf0Uk)

157 Someone's probably already rage typing a reply. But you're just going to humiliate yourself by being wrong on the internet.
Posted by: Had To Be Said at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (7otby)

You forgot the two best cavity destroying chews.

Brach's caramel squares and bit o honeys.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (TDRQO)

158 Considering the federal courts permitted sanctuary cities on the basis that the federal government could not compel unpaid action by the states, how can EMTALA remain?
Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (nR2nR)
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Because Calvinball?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (HnUIn)

159 141 Does the new Idaho law make it illegal to transport children out of state for the purpose of receiving sexual mutilation treatment? Because it ought to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (tkR6S)

Inslee in WA hates high capacity detachable “magazines.”

Posted by: Rex B at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (5h/8D)

160
Just went to Circle K here in Hellumia SC to fill up the truck. No regular, only high test.

Is this a Biden debacle?

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (PisyI)

161 According to three Administration Officials, “Roughly 50% of the ballistic missiles fired by Iran failed to launch or crashed before reaching their target”, and “So much for the vaunted ballistic-missile capability of Iran,”.
Posted by: SMOD

Except they were OUR ballistic missiles. 😢😢

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (/SITW)

162 How about, you want to let your kid cut off their dick or breaststroke, you have to sacrifice yours first? Same for 'guidance counselors.'

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (GIzpt)

163 147 Toobin is a low-rent Party mouthpiece who is deeply self-impressed while simultaneously being a profoundly stupid third-rater who apparently uses his pathological onanism to stave off the need to consider or reflect upon his chronic intellectual and personal inadequacy. Nothing he says is worthy of consideration or any response other than perhaps a contemptuous snort coupled with a personal insult about his character and intelligence.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (HnUIn)

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Is this the same Toobin who was jerking off while on a zoom call?

Because he seems very squared away to me.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (JeYYB)

164 152 Sid isn't even trying anymore.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

I thought it was a sock Sid but sock's aren't as stupid

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (Akjoo)

165 Starburst jelly beans?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (GBKbO)

I don't want to be needlessly controversial, but Starburst products are too sweet, especially the chews. Salt Water Taffy > Mambas > Hi Chews > Laffy Taffy > Jolly Rancher Chews > Mentos > Starbursts

Someone's probably already rage typing a reply. But you're just going to humiliate yourself by being wrong on the internet.
Posted by: Had To Be Said at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (7otby)
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Jelly Belly > Starburst jelly beans

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

166 141 Does the new Idaho law make it illegal to transport children out of state for the purpose of receiving sexual mutilation treatment? Because it ought to.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:37 PM (tkR6S)

Idaho borders Oregon and Washington so yeah lots of that will be happening for sure.

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (Y6Wgg)

167 153 I don't want to be needlessly controversial, but Starburst products are too sweet, especially the chews. Salt Water Taffy > Mambas > Hi Chews > Laffy Taffy > Jolly Rancher Chews > Mentos > Starbursts

Bit 'O Honey uber alles.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (9zoFk)

168 Posted by: Sid at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (zMtyW)

That's just got to be sarc or parody.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (9yWhg)

169 You forgot the two best cavity destroying chews.

Brach's caramel squares and bit o honeys.
Posted by: polynikes

Abba-Zabba was the title holder.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (IG4Id)

170 I don't want to be needlessly controversial, but Starburst products are too sweet, especially the chews. Salt Water Taffy > Mambas > Hi Chews > Laffy Taffy > Jolly Rancher Chews > Mentos > Starbursts

Someone's probably already rage typing a reply. But you're just going to humiliate yourself by being wrong on the internet.
Posted by: Had To Be Said at April 16, 2024 01:36 PM (7otby)
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LOL.

Some varieties of High-Chew are much higher in the list. Some lower. Salt water taffy and High-Chew kick ass to an extreme degree. If I ever eat candy again, both are under consideration.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (HnUIn)

171 Do not take EMTALA if you are allergic to EMTALA or its ingredients.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (xPJvm)

172 None of that is chocolate, and therefore sucks.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (DRSnL)

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Thank you, Jordan. The voice of reason.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (JeYYB)

173 164 152 Sid isn't even trying anymore.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (KbCG3)

I thought it was a sock Sid but sock's aren't as stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (Akjoo)

That had all the makings of someone trying to have a hot take but completely phoning it in.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (KbCG3)

174 I'm old enough to remember when judges didn't want too many reversals on thei record.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:32 PM (/SITW)

That stopped being a thing when the actual written meanings of actual laws stopped being a thing. Right around 1803.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (nR2nR)

175 My sex doll is named Sid.

Posted by: Jumanji Brown 25 Action Jackson at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (woPEM)

176 It's the internet version of an insane asylum.
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:29 PM (TDRQO)

I've always averred that DU is the online version of the Caterpillar Day Room at Bellevue.

Unfortunately, the difference is that these demented souls shouting out gibberish also get to walk among regular folks in the real world...frightening.

Posted by: Boswell at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (K+UlC)

177 I dislike all forms of jelly beans- even the generic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:41 PM (GIzpt)

178 States should penalize mothers who abort for loss of a taxpayer.

Under Kelo, the State has an interest in promoting a robust Tax base.
Posted by: garrett

The child is actually a tax BREAK until it becomes an earner, so the abortion is allowed in the effort to save government funds for the first 20 to 25 years of the unborn child's future.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:42 PM (vf0Uk)

179 Jelly Belly > Starburst jelly beans
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

Black licorice jelly beans: Satan's Hemorrhoids.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:42 PM (tkR6S)

180 Roughly 50% of the ballistic missiles fired by Iran failed to launch or crashed before reaching their target”, and “So much for the vaunted ballistic-missile capability of Iran,”.
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

Tell me those wiped out an obscene number of Iranian soldiers. Lie if you must.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2024 01:42 PM (4XwPj)

181 I don't think Sid is trying. That comment above is so ludicrous that Sid is clearly a sock.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 16, 2024 01:42 PM (XkYcA)

182 Where do those giant "Charleston Chew" sticks fall on the spectrum? I don't recall ever eating one.

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (9zoFk)

183 Black licorice jelly beans: Satan's Hemorrhoids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:42 PM (tkR6S)

Pear jelly bellies Yum

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (Akjoo)

184 >>I am so stealing that.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (/SITW)

It's a fun game to play.

If a fetus isn't a person: it's what exactly?

Is it property? If so...let's have fun with Kelo.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (qRonQ)

185 Posted by: Sid at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (zMtyW)

I find it funny that you a sucker of cocks support Islam though a lot of Mullahs like little boys like you do also.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (TDRQO)

186 Tell me those wiped out an obscene number of Iranian soldiers. Lie if you must.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2024 01:42 PM (4XwPj)
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What makes you think the assessment itself is not a lie?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (HnUIn)

187 Jelly Belly > Starburst jelly beans
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (7fElN)

Black licorice jelly beans: Satan's Hemorrhoids.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:42 PM (tkR6S)
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Agreed!

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (7fElN)

188 180 Roughly 50% of the ballistic missiles fired by Iran failed to launch or crashed before reaching their target”, and “So much for the vaunted ballistic-missile capability of Iran,”.
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (RHGPo)
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When they fire their first nuke, it's gonna hit Mecca.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

189
You forgot the two best cavity destroying chews.

Brach's caramel squares and bit o honeys.
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (TDRQO)

Guaranteed to stick to and likely remove dental work.

Posted by: They're the anti-Freedent at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (wWkjp)

190 It's amazing how much comment sid can raise though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (GIzpt)

191 You forgot the two best cavity destroying chews.

Brach's caramel squares and bit o honeys.
Posted by: polynikes

Slow-Poke. A whole caramel bar.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:44 PM (/SITW)

192 I’ll ban it anyway! And throw in college loan freebee!

Signed,
Delaware Idiot

Posted by: CitizenX at April 16, 2024 01:44 PM (mFDnl)

193 I thought it was a sock Sid but sock's aren't as stupid
Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (Akjoo)

Random socks >> socks >> socks Sids >> jerk socks >> Sid

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 16, 2024 01:44 PM (ufFY8)

194 Just went to Circle K here in Hellumia SC to fill up the truck. No regular, only high test.

Is this a Biden debacle?

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (PisyI)

I just put gas in my little 4 cyl Ford Ranger and it cost me $52.

Biden can get fucked by a gorilla, Trading Spaces style.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:44 PM (vf0Uk)

195 Posted by: They're the anti-Freedent at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (wWkjp)

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Is Freedent still a thing?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2024 01:44 PM (DRSnL)

196 >>The child is actually a tax BREAK until it becomes an earner, so the abortion is allowed in the effort to save government funds for the first 20 to 25 years of the unborn child's future.

Child Tax Credits aren't automatically applied. Also, the cost of a child to the State is not 0.

Sounds like we need a Test!

I love this bullshit.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (qRonQ)

197 190 It's amazing how much comment sid can raise though.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (GIzpt)

All of it awash in sadness...

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (KbCG3)

198 Roughly 50% of the ballistic missiles fired by Iran failed to launch or crashed before reaching their target”, and “So much for the vaunted ballistic-missile capability of Iran,”.
Posted by: SMOD

When they fire their first nuke, it's gonna hit Mecca.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison

Inshallah.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (/SITW)

199 That had all the makings of someone trying to have a hot take but completely phoning it in.

You can just hear the little wheels in his head going "oh boy, this'll get 'em really mad".

Protip: No it won't.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (CsUN+)

200 I just put gas in my little 4 cyl Ford Ranger and it cost me $52.

$75 dollars for my Nissan

Posted by: It's me donna at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (Akjoo)

201 Sid is performance art by someone.

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (Y6Wgg)

202 Just went to Circle K here in Hellumia SC to fill up the truck. No regular, only high test.

Is this a Biden debacle?

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (PisyI)

Sometimes, talking about the stupid removes the burning sensation from said stupid's comment.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (vf0Uk)

203 According to three Administration Officials, “Roughly 50% of the ballistic missiles fired by Iran failed to launch or crashed before reaching their target”, and “So much for the vaunted ballistic-missile capability of Iran,”.
Posted by: SMOD

Dr. Brown got plutonium from the Libyans AND Iranians?

Emmet Brown you magnificent bastard.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (KGjRi)

204 Sugar Daddies were a good way to remove the first set of teeth.

I did it with one of my molars, iirc.

Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (GIzpt)

205 "At least Islam is known for tolerance..."

*ponders those COEXIST bumper stickers*

Must be true!!!

Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (JunzL)

206 I can't wait until Sid learns about honor killings.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (GBKbO)

207 Biden can get fucked by a gorilla, Trading Spaces style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden

Hey. We have Standards, ya know.

Posted by: Gorilla Local #696 at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (lZVy/)

208 When they fire their first nuke, it's gonna hit Mecca.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:43 PM (GBKbO)

That's hot.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (ufFY8)

209 You forgot the most selfish act of all time...masturbating as a hot woman. Hundreds of millions of men are ready and eager to fulfill your sexual needs at the drop of a hat, and you go and take care of it by yourself!
Posted by: That Guy

I'm just gonna throw out that she doesn't have to be all that hot. Someone would be willing to assist.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (nR2nR)

210 Biden can get fucked by a gorilla, Trading Spaces style.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:44 PM (vf0Uk)

where's Beeks?

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (xPJvm)

211 Just went to Circle K here in Hellumia SC to fill up the truck. No regular, only high test.

Is this a Biden debacle?

Posted by: four seasons at April 16, 2024 01:40 PM (PisyI)

I just put gas in my little 4 cyl Ford Ranger and it cost me $52.

Biden can get fucked by a gorilla, Trading Spaces style.
Posted by: Sponge

I put $34 in. Twice a week. And I only drive the car three days.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (/SITW)

212 Guaranteed to stick to and likely remove dental work.
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I sacrificed a perfectly good filling to a Jolly Rancher.

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (woPEM)

213 The high court, which sharply reined in a lower court decision...

Now do Judge Merchan.

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2024 01:39 PM (KGjRi)

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"Federal judges have NO POLITICAL BIAS, H8R!"

-- Benedict Roberts, Cheap Justice

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (8skTE)

214 199 That had all the makings of someone trying to have a hot take but completely phoning it in.

You can just hear the little wheels in his head going "oh boy, this'll get 'em really mad".

Protip: No it won't.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (CsUN+)

So lazy. Must do better.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (KbCG3)

215 A Charleston Chew will remove fillings for you.

Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (qRonQ)

216 I'm just gonna throw out that she doesn't have to be all that hot. Someone would be willing to assist.

Primed, rested, and ready.

Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (CsUN+)

217 Primed, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (CsUN+)
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Three days, tops.

You might not really want the dude who will take you home, but at least one dude *will* take you home and run you through if you're not too picky.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (HnUIn)

218 That had all the makings of someone trying to have a hot take but completely phoning it in.

You can just hear the little wheels in his head going "oh boy, this'll get 'em really mad".

Protip: No it won't.
Posted by: Archimedes

Story of my life...

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (/SITW)

219 According to three Administration Officials, “Roughly 50% of the ballistic missiles fired by Iran failed to launch or crashed before reaching their target”, and “So much for the vaunted ballistic-missile capability of Iran,”.
Posted by: SMOD at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (RHGPo)

Another way to word this would be that Iran ran a multiple missile flight test with the possible added bonus of killing some Joos. No doubt they obtained - some - data on the failures and will be working to correct them.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (nR2nR)

220 Is Freedent still a thing?
Posted by: Jordan61

Yes. It's the only gum that doesn't mess with dentures. Hubbymayhem uses it. I prefer my Blackjack gum.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (4XwPj)

221 Queers for Palestine is the real version of Sid.

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (Y6Wgg)

222 Sugar Daddies were a good way to remove the first set of teeth.

I did it with one of my molars, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (GIzpt)

Caramel supercharged with a hard sugar coating. What's not to love?

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (TDRQO)

223 A Charleston Chew will remove fillings for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (qRonQ)

Jujubees will then step in

Posted by: Doof at April 16, 2024 01:49 PM (JunzL)

224 145 In other news, Leggy Luna just confessed to RJ that Xendi pounded her while she was roofied on her Mom's "mints", but thought it was RJ doing the pounding. Naturally, RJ is slightly displeased.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 16, 2024 01:38 PM (ufFY

______

"But seriously, I thought it was someone else's dick inside of me the whole time! Imagine my surprise when I found out it was not your dick, but his! Sorry, my bad."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

225 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2024 01:49 PM (ewqMN)

226 Sugar Daddies were a good way to remove the first set of teeth. ...
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (GIzpt)
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If he's going to be that rough, he'll need to pay a *lot* for a goodly period of time. We have to build up to something like that, and it has to be seriously worth my while.

Posted by: Whore at April 16, 2024 01:50 PM (HnUIn)

227 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.

Ah, the Platonic Ideal of an a***ole.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 16, 2024 01:50 PM (CsUN+)

228 I saw Sid and Paul’s Ass open for Megadeth in 1988 in St Louis.

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:50 PM (Y6Wgg)

229 222 Sugar Daddies were a good way to remove the first set of teeth.

I did it with one of my molars, iirc.
Posted by: Aetius451AD work phone at April 16, 2024 01:45 PM (GIzpt)

Caramel supercharged with a hard sugar coating. What's not to love?
Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (TDRQO)
______

"Sugar Daddies in my mouth certainly helped me -- wait, you're talking about something else, aren't you?"

-- Kamala Harris

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:50 PM (iFTx/)

230 "But seriously, I thought it was someone else's dick inside of me the whole time! Imagine my surprise when I found out it was not your dick, but his! Sorry, my bad."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

Question is, do you add it to your body count?

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 16, 2024 01:50 PM (KbCG3)

231 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.
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Like a really shitty MC Escher!

Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (woPEM)

232 Primed, rested, and ready.
Posted by: Trigglypuff at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (CsUN+)

Hot women>>>not that hot women>>>mutant armadillos>>>trigglypuff

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (tkR6S)

233 @200

>>I just put gas in my little 4 cyl Ford Ranger and it cost me $52.

The cost of petrol is way up here in PA/NJ, I guess The Junta has finally emptied the SPR.

Posted by: Thomas Bender at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (XV/Pl)

234 Is this the same Toobin who was jerking off while on a zoom call?

Because he seems very squared away to me.

Yup, that's the one. The guy who embarrassed CNN when Tater and Don LeMon couldn't.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (2ocoG)

235 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker

A Venn Duodenum

Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (KGjRi)

236 I saw Sid and Paul’s Ass open for Megadeth in 1988 in St Louis.
Posted by: Montec

Gaper-Con at Donut Junction.
What a hole!

Posted by: Gorilla Local #696 at April 16, 2024 01:52 PM (lZVy/)

237 Yup, that's the one. The guy who embarrassed CNN when Tater and Don LeMon couldn't.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (2ocoG)
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Well, that's not quite true. They were *all* embarrassments. Toobin was just a distinct, different kind of embarrassment.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:52 PM (HnUIn)

238 Off hairy sock.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 16, 2024 01:52 PM (lZVy/)

239 Hah I read it as Sugar Babies.

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:52 PM (TDRQO)

240 231 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.

Y'all sure you wanna ride this train?

Posted by: Hancock at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (wWkjp)

241 235 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker

A Venn Duodenum
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Analboros

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (9zoFk)

242 70s: long hair was the thing to make your dad mad
80s: purple hair and a nose ring
90s and 00s: coming out as a ghey
10s- prevent: being a trannie

What will the kids in 10 years do?

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (Y6Wgg)

243 Y'all sure you wanna ride this train?
Posted by: Hancock at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (wWkjp)
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Only if I can live up to my nickname!

Posted by: "Lucky" Pierre Delecto at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (HnUIn)

244 Yes. It's the only gum that doesn't mess with dentures. Hubbymayhem uses it. I prefer my Blackjack gum.
Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2024 01:48 PM (4XwPj)

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I remember my grandparents liked it, but I can't remember the last time I've seen it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (DRSnL)

245 You forgot the most selfish act of all time...masturbating as a hot woman. Hundreds of millions of men are ready and eager to fulfill your sexual needs at the drop of a hat, and you go and take care of it by yourself!
-

I'm just gonna throw out that she doesn't have to be all that hot. Someone would be willing to assist.
Posted by: I used to have a different nic

--

The average woman has the same sexual draw as a top-tier celebrity male.

In other words, for a man to have the same sexual appeal to the population, he has to have spent years working on his physique, have millions of dollars in the bank, have luxury cars and mansions, and be recognized by strangers almost everywhere he goes.

Women inhabit that realm of sexual appeal simply by existing.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (Gakra)

246 What will the kids in 10 years do?
Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (Y6Wgg)
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Move out, get jobs, get married, have kids?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (HnUIn)

247 "But seriously, I thought it was someone else's dick inside of me the whole time! Imagine my surprise when I found out it was not your dick, but his! Sorry, my bad."

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:49 PM (iFTx/)

Question is, do you add it to your body count?
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer

If a piece passed up is a piece never made up, (hush sis), then yes. You count it.
Posted by: Alabama Hillbilly

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (/SITW)

248 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2024 01:49 PM (ewqMN)

Where do the Roman candles go, then?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (tkR6S)

249 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker

A Venn Duodenum
Posted by: Stu Podaso

Analboros
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (9zoFk)

This is the lack of intellectualism I was talking about. ----Katie Couric

Posted by: polynikes at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (TDRQO)

250
Yeah, those of you participating in this thread while in the state of New York: Alvin Bragg would like to send some nice people over to your place to talk about it.

Probably, oh, around 5 am tomorrow.

Posted by: Auspex at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (j4U/Z)

251 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker

A Venn Duodenum
Posted by: Stu Podaso at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (KGjRi)

And a Troll-onoscopy

Posted by: Rex B at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (5h/8D)

252 70s: long hair was the thing to make your dad mad
80s: purple hair and a nose ring
90s and 00s: coming out as a ghey
10s- prevent: being a trannie

What will the kids in 10 years do?

No tats or unnecessary piercings, buy a house, get married, have kids, don't trans them. Guaranteed to shock a significant percentage of current parents.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (2ocoG)

253 Y'all sure you wanna ride this train?
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CHOO-CHOO!

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (woPEM)

254
Move out, get jobs, get married, have kids?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (HnUIn)

Sounds very white supremacist,

Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (Y6Wgg)

255 Analboros
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (9zoFk)
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:: stares in slack-jawed wonderment ::

Beautifully done. Untoppable. The thread has been won.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (HnUIn)

256 I friggin' LOVE the magnificent de-railings of threads.

No wonder my wife does not understand this place.

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (xPJvm)

257 The average woman has the same sexual draw as a top-tier celebrity male.

In other words, for a man to have the same sexual appeal to the population, he has to have spent years working on his physique, have millions of dollars in the bank, have luxury cars and mansions, and be recognized by strangers almost everywhere he goes.

Women inhabit that realm of sexual appeal simply by existing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie

Women inhabit that realm of sexual appeal simply by not saying "no".

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:56 PM (/SITW)

258 70s: long hair was the thing to make your dad mad
80s: purple hair and a nose ring
90s and 00s: coming out as a ghey
10s- prevent: being a trannie

What will the kids in 10 years do?
Posted by: Montec at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (Y6Wgg)

Become Christian.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:56 PM (nR2nR)

259 Leaving PA, gonna' run up to Boston. Fetterman told me 'Don't look back'

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2HuiH-0R6a0

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 16, 2024 01:56 PM (/qXG0)

260 237 Yup, that's the one. The guy who embarrassed CNN when Tater and Don LeMon couldn't.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 01:51 PM (2ocoG)
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Well, that's not quite true. They were *all* embarrassments. Toobin was just a distinct, different kind of embarrassment.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:52 PM (HnUIn)
_____

He was also insanely stupid enough to knock up some graduate student (IIRC), then extorted her to get an abortion, then lied about the kid being his when she predictably sought child support from him. I think the whole thing was a money trap that the idiot fell right into. He's a very stupid man.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:56 PM (iFTx/)

261 I remember my grandparents liked it, but I can't remember the last time I've seen it.

We're still talking about gum, correct?

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:57 PM (/SITW)

262 Sounds like a rant from a Marxist minutes away from hanging.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 16, 2024 01:58 PM (J8LnB)

263 Analboros
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (9zoFk)
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:: stares in slack-jawed wonderment ::

Beautifully done. Untoppable. The thread has been won.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (HnUIn)
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Glad I wasn't imagining things....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 01:59 PM (7fElN)

264 255 Analboros
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:53 PM (9zoFk)
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:: stares in slack-jawed wonderment ::

Beautifully done. Untoppable. The thread has been won.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

Sniff....thanks bro. Wish people would be as nice when I post as Ackbar...

Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:59 PM (9zoFk)

265 We're still talking about gum, correct?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:57 PM (/SITW)

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Yes!! Stop it.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 16, 2024 01:59 PM (DRSnL)

266 I remember my grandparents liked it, but I can't remember the last time I've seen it.
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We're still talking about gum, correct?
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 01:57 PM (/SITW)

Cuz, if not, there's probably a pronhub channel for it.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 16, 2024 01:59 PM (nR2nR)

267 "There is no reason to oppose cutting off kids' dicks than the Bible."
-DU, with such a weird take

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 01:59 PM (GBKbO)

268 I friggin' LOVE the magnificent de-railings of threads.

No wonder my wife does not understand this place.
Posted by: Pug Mahon, Nothing to Contribute to the Debate at April 16, 2024 01:55 PM (xPJvm)
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Just imagine if the government put us in charge of their high-speed rail projects....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 16, 2024 02:00 PM (7fElN)

269 He was also insanely stupid enough to knock up some graduate student (IIRC), then extorted her to get an abortion, then lied about the kid being his when she predictably sought child support from him. I think the whole thing was a money trap that the idiot fell right into. He's a very stupid man.

My mother has a rule that any grown man who goes by "Jeffrey" instead of "Jeff" is either ghey or some other kind of major pervert. It works pretty much every time.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 02:00 PM (2ocoG)

270 He was also insanely stupid enough to knock up some graduate student (IIRC), then extorted her to get an abortion, then lied about the kid being his when she predictably sought child support from him. I think the whole thing was a money trap that the idiot fell right into. He's a very stupid man.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 16, 2024 01:56 PM (iFTx/)
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What a dick.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 02:00 PM (HnUIn)

271 Analboros
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024

***
Is that, like, a gay-only cigarette brand? The Cowboy from the Village People is featured on the package?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2024 02:00 PM (J2vNu)

272 A shame that Ketanji Brown Jackson's parents didn't exercise restraint before deciding to exchange bodily fluids...

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida at April 16, 2024 02:01 PM (MkuC5)

273 Moron Analyst is Ackbar?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 16, 2024 02:02 PM (9yWhg)

274 I read a while back that some Dems were pressuring The Wise Latina, who isn't in good health, to step down soon so they can get a lefty replacement in and not risk another RBG situation should they lose the WH and/or Senate. Wonder if she is just being stubborn, or is it already too late to replace her before the election?

Posted by: Bigsmith at April 16, 2024 02:02 PM (DhvwG)

275 A shame that Ketanji Brown Jackson's parents didn't exercise restraint before deciding to exchange bodily fluids...

Usually people that dumb just host The View.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 02:03 PM (2ocoG)

276 A Charleston Chew will remove fillings for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (qRonQ)

I used to freeze those and eat them as a yute.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 02:03 PM (vf0Uk)

277 I read a while back that some Dems were pressuring The Wise Latina, who isn't in good health, to step down soon so they can get a lefty replacement in and not risk another RBG situation should they lose the WH and/or Senate. Wonder if she is just being stubborn, or is it already too late to replace her before the election?

The #1 feature of Democrats is that they keep an iron lock on power once they get it. That's why it was notable that Feinstein agreed to step down.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 02:04 PM (2ocoG)

278 Someone needs to shove Sid's head up Paul's ass and then shove Paul's head up Sid's ass.
Posted by: Northernlurker at April 16, 2024 01:49 PM (ewqMN)

That's hot.

Posted by: Pete Buttigieg at April 16, 2024 02:04 PM (vf0Uk)

279 I sacrificed a perfectly good filling to a Jolly Rancher.
Posted by: Meade Lux Lewis, Domestic Terrorist at April 16, 2024 01:46 PM (woPEM)

Two words:

Phrasing.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 16, 2024 02:04 PM (PiwSw)

280 277 The #1 feature of Democrats is that they keep an iron lock on power once they get it. That's why it was notable that Feinstein agreed to step down.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 02:04 PM (2ocoG)

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This explains so much about McConnell.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

281 I read a while back that some Dems were pressuring The Wise Latina, who isn't in good health, to step down soon so they can get a lefty replacement in and not risk another RBG situation should they lose the WH and/or Senate. Wonder if she is just being stubborn, or is it already too late to replace her before the election?
Posted by: Bigsmith at April 16, 2024 02:02 PM (DhvwG)

Mitch McTurtle would still be in charge of the process in the Senate, so while it might not be too late to replace her, the best for dems would be for Mitch to stall a replacement just before the election and use that as a Dem selling point.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 16, 2024 02:05 PM (FCbAQ)

282 I used to freeze those and eat them as a yute.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024

***
Sid still does that. With roaches.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 16, 2024 02:05 PM (J2vNu)

283 Moron Analyst is Ackbar?
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Shorter and less confusing than "Moron Analist"

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2024 02:05 PM (17s+e)

284 A Charleston Chew will remove fillings for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (qRonQ)

I used to freeze those and eat them as a yute.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 02:03 PM

*fistbump*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 16, 2024 02:05 PM (Wnv9h)

285 >>>Sniff....thanks bro. Wish people would be as nice when I post as Ackbar...
Posted by: Moron Analyst at April 16, 2024 01:59 PM (9zoFk)

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Not enough brain bleach, bro.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 16, 2024 02:06 PM (j13c+)

286 In other words, for a man to have the same sexual appeal to the population, he has to have spent years working on his physique, have millions of dollars in the bank, have luxury cars and mansions, and be recognized by strangers almost everywhere he goes.

Women inhabit that realm of sexual appeal simply by existing.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 01:54 PM (Gakra)

Just level up, dusty. What's so hard about that?

Posted by: Average 304, living on easy mode at April 16, 2024 02:06 PM (wWkjp)

287 281 Mitch McTurtle would still be in charge of the process in the Senate, so while it might not be too late to replace her, the best for dems would be for Mitch to stall a replacement just before the election and use that as a Dem selling point.
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 16, 2024 02:05 PM (FCbAQ)

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Remember all the drama around KJB's nomination process?

Oh right. It sailed through without serious issue because Mitch is great on judges.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 02:06 PM (GBKbO)

288 276 A Charleston Chew will remove fillings for you.
Posted by: garrett at April 16, 2024 01:47 PM (qRonQ)

I used to freeze those and eat them as a yute.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 02:03 PM (vf0Uk)

Fillings? That's pretty hardcore.

Posted by: Easy there, Ed Gein at April 16, 2024 02:07 PM (wWkjp)

289 A shame that Ketanji Brown Jackson's parents didn't exercise restraint before deciding to exchange bodily fluids...

Posted by: CZ=FNG, Free Republic of Florida
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Normally I'm against abortion but in her case I would have made an exception.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable a Clear and Present Danger at April 16, 2024 02:07 PM (17s+e)

290 280 277 The #1 feature of Democrats is that they keep an iron lock on power once they get it. That's why it was notable that Feinstein agreed to step down.
Posted by: Ian S. at April 16, 2024 02:04 PM (2ocoG)

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This explains so much about McConnell.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 02:04 PM (GBKbO)

Senators leave office feet first.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 16, 2024 02:07 PM (eYoxG)

291 Remember all the drama around KJB's nomination process?

Oh right. It sailed through without serious issue because Mitch is great on judges.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 02:06 PM

Ah, but remember the Garland thingy?
Mitch cemented a rep with that, and this time around he could do the same thing. Republicans would love him for stalling or scuttling a nom, but he'd know in an election year it could easily "backfire" and lose the R's a seat or two.
He's rather happy as minority leader. He'd be even happier if Trump wins, knowing he won't look like the backstabber he is.

Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 16, 2024 02:10 PM (FCbAQ)

292
Fillings? That's pretty hardcore.
Posted by: Easy there, Ed Gein at April 16, 2024 02:07 PM (wWkjp)

And amazingly enough, it didn't mess with my existing fillings like tin foil would, if you accidentally got a gum wrapper in your mouth.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 02:10 PM (vf0Uk)

293 Sniff....thanks bro. Wish people would be as nice when I post as Ackbar...
Posted by: Moron Analyst

We can't trust you then, Admiral.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 02:11 PM (/SITW)

294 And amazingly enough, it didn't mess with my existing fillings like tin foil would, if you accidentally got a gum wrapper in your mouth.
Posted by: Sponge

COME IN RADIO MOSCOW!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 02:11 PM (/SITW)

295 It seems to be a democrat mainstay, that if you didn’t kill your child, you should carve them.

Posted by: Advo at April 16, 2024 02:11 PM (VHN21)

296 Wish people would be as nice when I post as Ackbar...
Posted by: Moron Analyst

I think it's more about the endless selection of morbidly obese women in various stages of undress you have at the ready........

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 02:12 PM (vf0Uk)

297 291 Ah, but remember the Garland thingy?
Mitch cemented a rep with that, and this time around he could do the same thing. Republicans would love him for stalling or scuttling a nom, but he'd know in an election year it could easily "backfire" and lose the R's a seat or two.
He's rather happy as minority leader. He'd be even happier if Trump wins, knowing he won't look like the backstabber he is.
Posted by: Yakov Smirnoff at April 16, 2024 02:10 PM (FCbAQ)

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I maintain that Mitch did that with Garland in an effort to undermine Trump. It's just that Mitch is honestly really bad at actual politics, not the backroom deal stuff but relating to voters, that it backfired in ways that he simply didn't comprehend possible.

I give him no credit. Joe Mannix did an analysis that showed for Biden's first two years, Republicans voted more for Biden's judicial nominees than Democrats did for Trump's.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 16, 2024 02:12 PM (GBKbO)

298
COME IN RADIO MOSCOW!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 02:11 PM (/SITW)

Talk about AC buzz......

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 16, 2024 02:12 PM (vf0Uk)

299 the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges"

So everytime SCOTUS overturns a libble-pushed, unConstitutional law or ruling, it's a "failure to show respect" to those lower court judges, right?

I bet no qualms about a "failure to show respect" to those same lower court judges if the ruling is constitutional, but supports gun rights or parental rights.

yeah, hypocrites. No, they don't care.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 16, 2024 02:12 PM (ynpvh)

300 NOOD RUST

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 16, 2024 02:12 PM (HnUIn)

301 A shame that Ketanji Brown Jackson's parents didn't exercise restraint before deciding to exchange bodily fluids...

Posted by: CZ=FNG

If you fancy a tickle, then wrap your pickle.
Burma shave!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 02:13 PM (/SITW)

302 Nood Rusty armor in jail....

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 16, 2024 02:13 PM (N/k1H)

303 I give him no credit. Joe Mannix did an analysis that showed for Biden's first two years, Republicans voted more for Biden's judicial nominees than Democrats did for Trump's.

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Because Biden is a nice man and Americans overwhelmingly support him and proved him by voting him into office in numbers sufficient to allow him to claim a mandate.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 16, 2024 02:14 PM (Gakra)

304 In her dissenting opinion, Jackson argued that the court had failed to show "respect for lower court judges"
________________

WTF??

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 16, 2024 02:14 PM (f871o)

305 Nood!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 16, 2024 02:16 PM (4XwPj)

306 COME IN RADIO MOSCOW!
Posted by: rickb223 at April 16, 2024 02:11 PM (/SITW)
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I wanna tell you 'bout Moscow Radio and the Big Beat
Comes out of the Pripet Marshes
Cool and slow with plenty of precision
With a back beat Soviet and hard to master

Some call it heavenly in its decadence
Others, mean and rueful of the Socialist dream
I love the comrades I have gathered together on this thin raft
We have constructed tractors in honor of our escaping
This is the land where the Czar died

Posted by: Jim Morrison (maybe) at April 16, 2024 02:17 PM (Be/+i)

307 The democrat party has, in my lifetime, gone from a bunch of hippie-dippie pinkos to a full-on death cult. Their sacraments are lopping off dicks and boobs, and killing unborn children. They hate themselves therefore they hate humanity and worship the earth in their own climate change eschatology.

They went from Orthodox Communists to Catharist Heretics.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 16, 2024 02:20 PM (ibTVg)

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