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Planet Fitness Suffers the (Checks Notes) "Planet Fitness Effect"

Coincidentally, like when Lou Gerhig caught Lou Gerhig's disease.

You know, before Lou Gerhrig got it, it was called Bert Handleman's Disease, but Lou Gehrig just wouldn't let Bert Handleman have a win.

Anyway:


Planet Fitness put out the word that it welcomed perverts exposing themselves to women in their "women's" locker rooms.

The perverts heard the call, and are stepping up.


Last month, Planet Fitness reportedly revoked the membership of a female who recorded a video of a male, who identifies as "queer LGB," shaving his legs in the women's locker room in front of a young girl in Alaska.

Planet Fitness stood by the man using the female locker room. Some patrons responded by giving the fitness franchise the Bud Light treatment, tanking its stock.

A similar incident occurred last week at a Planet Fitness in North Carolina. According to WSOC-TV, a 38-year-old bearded man stripped naked in the women's locker room while claiming to be a woman.

The man cited a Planet Fitness policy that allows members to use locker rooms, bathrooms, and showers based on their "gender identity."


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He then asked a woman to rub lotion on him and shower together before one woman called 911.

Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?

Feminists need to figure out if, as they claim, men are predatory, dangerous, violent animals that women must be protected against, or if we're just all sweet-natured good boys that you can be naked with in an isolated area without any fear.

Right now they're claiming both at the same time.

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:00 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:01 PM (GBKbO)

2 Feminists need to figure out if, as they claim, men are predatory, dangerous, violent animals that women must be protected against, or if we're just all sweet-natured good boys that you can be naked with in an isolated area without any fear.

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"Men are evil, and conservative men are cheering me for saying it."
-JK Rowling

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

3 He then asked a woman to rub lotion on him and shower together

Slick. A real smooth operator. this guy.

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 03:02 PM (OguvZ)

4 Naked and afraid

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:03 PM (NtVYv)

5 Oh boy, it's the daily Troon Thread.

Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2024 03:03 PM (UnA8+)

6 I have but one thing to say... Yea!
Another one bites the dust.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 03:03 PM (GwTP3)

7 It rubs the lotion on it's skin

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:03 PM (NtVYv)

8 3 She rubs the lotion on the skin and then she gets the hose.

Planet Fitness review

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2024 03:04 PM (LX4y3)

9 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:04 PM (Zz0t1)

10 He then asked a woman to rub lotion on him and shower together before one woman called 911.


Confusing Brazzers as real life situations.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

11 Does he have a young girl in his basement hole?

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (MNhXM)

12 Nice white boy shit locks he has going on there.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (Wnv9h)

13 The perverts heard the call, and are stepping up.

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And everyone except Planet Fitness knew this would happen.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)

14
Slick. A real smooth operator. this guy.
Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 03:02 PM (OguvZ)




"It's ok. I'm a woman too."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

15 Can you drink your Bud Lite at Planet Fitness?

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (ynpvh)

16 That dude looks like a fucking weirdo. I wouldn't trust him anywhere, any time, for any purpose. This is the kind of guy who keeps human heads in his fridge. I can't imagine any woman on this planet would be comfortable with this weirdo lurking in the women's locker room.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

17 13 The perverts heard the call, and are stepping up.

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And everyone except Planet Fitness knew this would happen.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (JeYYB)

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You don't seriously think that Planet Fitness didn't see this coming, do you?

This is their ideal. Unfettered degeneracy.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

18 Bet you $10 that if you walked into a West coast Planet Fitness wearing a red MAGA hat, the "judgment-free zone" would throw you out the front door and cancel your membership immediately.

Posted by: red speck at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (0Id0S)

19 Can you drink your Bud Lite at Planet Fitness?
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM


Hey, hey, hey...we have standards here!

Posted by: Planet Fitness at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (Wnv9h)

20 At Planet Fitness we believe everyone has the right to have a man's dick in their face, not just the men.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (tCU73)

21 16 That dude looks like a fucking weirdo. I wouldn't trust him anywhere, any time, for any purpose. This is the kind of guy who keeps human heads in his fridge. I can't imagine any woman on this planet would be comfortable with this weirdo lurking in the women's locker room.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

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If he says that he's a woman, about 15% of the population would be totally cool with it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)

22 Confusing Brazzers as real life situations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)


He watched a few of those Nuru massage videos ...

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (OguvZ)

23 Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?

According to all my favorite movies ? Yes.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (wVJoi)

24 "Momma, don't let yer babies grow up to work out at Planet...Fitness(?)"

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (dCxaZ)

25 You don't seriously think that Planet Fitness didn't see this coming, do you?

This is their ideal. Unfettered degeneracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

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Maybe. I wonder how they thought they would make money with this decision.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (JeYYB)

26
Joey, have you ever been in a cockpit before?

Do you like Gladiator movies?

Have you ever been to a Planet Fitness Bathroom?

Posted by: Captain from Airplane the Movie at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (+oR7L)

27 16 That dude looks like a fucking weirdo. I wouldn't trust him anywhere, any time, for any purpose. This is the kind of guy who keeps human heads in his fridge. I can't imagine any woman on this planet would be comfortable with this weirdo lurking in the women's locker room.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

Yeah, Sideshow Bob there.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (ynpvh)

28 When did that perv last wash his hair, 2019?

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (lTGtQ)

29 Where are the class action lawsuits over this dangerous, obviously discriminatory practice?? Usually greedy trial lawyers are all over big juicy targets like billion-dollar national chains.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (iFTx/)

30 "I'm a woman. Now get in the shower with me and give me a handjob."


- - - - Things Heard at Planet Fitness

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (Zz0t1)

31 "Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?"

in all the movies I watch, and thus my cultural training, yes.

Posted by: Mr. Bingley at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (FXT2u)

32 Only 3 references to Silence of the Lambs in the first 10 comments? The horde is slowing down in its old age.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (MNhXM)

33 25 Maybe. I wonder how they thought they would make money with this decision.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (JeYYB)

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"Make money? You do that by getting Vanguard and Blackrock to like you, right?"
-PF CEO

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (GBKbO)

34 That guy looks homeless.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (snyZJ)

35 Planet Fitness is so low-rent, it's just an abortion in comparison to the other fitness franchises out there

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (dCxaZ)

36
Have you been in a Turkish Prison?

Have you seen a grown man naked....in a Planet Fitness Womans changing room?

Posted by: Captain from Airplane the Movie at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (+oR7L)

37 People need to realize these are Democrat policies being forced on the public by Democrats.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (NpAcC)

38 21 16 That dude looks like a fucking weirdo. I wouldn't trust him anywhere, any time, for any purpose. This is the kind of guy who keeps human heads in his fridge. I can't imagine any woman on this planet would be comfortable with this weirdo lurking in the women's locker room.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

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If he says that he's a woman, about 15% of the population would be totally cool with it.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (GBKbO)
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Maybe, but I would be looking over my shoulder if this creep was in the men's room with me

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

39 I think we need to forget about "gender identity" and focus on "gender utility." And trannies are useless, gender-wise.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (w6EFb)

40
Planet Fitness bathrooms are mostly made of gasses. That's why trannies can live there.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (w6EFb)

41 Usually greedy trial lawyers are all over big juicy targets like billion-dollar national chains.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM


You don't think we're going to piss off the left and wind up with tort reform, do you?

Posted by: Ambulance Chasers of America at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (Wnv9h)

42 Maybe. I wonder how they thought they would make money with this decision.

The question probably never occurred to them.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (/y8xj)

43 I have never figured out the attraction of planet fitness. The ghetto ice cream truck colors of purple and yellow make the place look unbelievably dirty and the constant drumbeat of inclusion should have been a warning that the place would be populated by perverts and the mentally ill.

Posted by: Jen the original at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (MZM5C)

44 Overheard in planet fitness ladies locker room

LETS DANCE!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rg1CIKQKSA

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (X4yCj)

45 This post came less than an hour after the last one. Highly unorthodox, and makes this post have all the hallmarks of russian disinformation.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2024 03:10 PM (leuV0)

46 38 Maybe, but I would be looking over my shoulder if this creep was in the men's room with me
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (iFTx/)

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Well, you're most likely a dozen or three points over 100 in terms of IQ.

Half the population is below 100.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:10 PM (GBKbO)

47 That guy looks homeless.
Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (snyZJ)

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Yes he does. I pass at least a dozen guys every day who look exactly like that.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2024 03:10 PM (DRSnL)

48 32 Only 3 references to Silence of the Lambs in the first 10 comments? The horde is slowing down in its old age.
Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:08 PM (MNhXM)
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I doubt that guy would say, "I'd f me" in the mirror.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 12, 2024 03:10 PM (snyZJ)

49 That freak needs a shower, so...

LOL

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:10 PM (ufFY8)

50 It puts the lotion on it's skin!

Posted by: Jame Gumb at April 12, 2024 03:10 PM (25QY+)

51
Planet Fitness has done a nice job of attaching creepiness to its brand.

WTF would go to Planet Fitness now?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (JeYYB)

52 This is their ideal. Unfettered degeneracy.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (GBKbO)

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Maybe. I wonder how they thought they would make money with this decision.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (JeYYB)


Serious reply to a serious question ... how many CEOs, or even Presidents of very small companies, have you ever known personally ?

l've known a few, mostly to my displeasure. It goes like this ... they guy that builds the company from nothing always has his shit straight. Because he could build a brick wall or fix HVAC and then had enough business sense - and a crazy amount of balls - to take it to the next level. Then the next generation of ownership comes in, or he leaves it to the kids, or sells it ... and everything goes to shit.

The group that thought this was a great idea for Planet Fitness, I promise you, didn't build a chain of functioning gyms from nothing.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (wVJoi)

53 I mean besides the weirdos.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (JeYYB)

54 Shoulda washed his hair instead of shave his legs.

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (v0R5T)

55 Planet Fitness caters to pyrsyns who enjoy seeing spittle in the drinking fountain and who can tolerate waiting 15 mins. to use a station while the bint hogging the thigh machine finishes her phone tirade with her boo

Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (dCxaZ)

56
Planet Fitness is the Uranus in the order of Planets.

Posted by: Frank Barone at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (+oR7L)

57 O/T, regarding the last thread:

BREAKING: AG Garland was calling individual House members and telling them to vote against the Biggs Amendment to FISA
The head of the Biden DOJ was sending a warning
Are you paying attention yet

https://tinyurl.com/52vrhc5k

Also, list of GOP nays:

https://tinyurl.com/43nzp4z6

Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (s+ovE)

58 It rubs the lotion on the skin. Said the guy stalking for victims in the Planet Fitness women's locker room

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (O8bOp)

59 High heels, wielded strategically by a number of women, will end this problem. No videos, and smash and bun his phone.

Or our Stabby Stabby vmom or "Shiv ya" bluebell can be a one Woman Enforcer.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (u82oZ)

60
Yes he does. I pass at least a dozen guys every day who look exactly like that.
Posted by: Jordan61

And that's just the manager's area.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (GwTP3)

61 The lady that complained, was she a great big fat person ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (NtVYv)

62 He identifies as a shake weight.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (Zz0t1)

63 55 Planet Fitness caters to pyrsyns who enjoy seeing spittle in the drinking fountain and who can tolerate waiting 15 mins. to use a station while the bint hogging the thigh machine finishes her phone tirade with her boo
Posted by: kallisto at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (dCxaZ)
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Any gym that features a "lunk alarm" is not winning my business.

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (snyZJ)

64 Dude’s still a better looking woman than Rashida Tlaib.

Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (Geoni)

65 Planet Fitness feared Twitter would go after them for not letting anyone who said they were trans in the woman's locker room to enter and gambled that any story of disaster would either be local or shut up cause 'bigoted'.

They bet wrong, but it isn't like it was a terrible bet in today's MSM and social media place where as long as you are on the Progie side the powers that be do what they can to keep the consequences from happening.

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (LX4y3)

66 The lady that complained, was she a great big fat person ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (NtVYv)

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LOL

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (DRSnL)

67 So odd that there are no men complaining of women in the men's locker room.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (leuV0)

68 And that's just the manager's area.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM (GwTP3)

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lol

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (JeYYB)

69 Half of the population has lost all sense of reality.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2024 03:14 PM (lTGtQ)

70 Sodomites are never happy unless they can go around and practice sodomy and sodomize everyone, everywhere at anytime 24/7.

Rest rooms, gyms, bus stops, under bridges, in the malls, at the white house, in congress, during skool and even in the churches. The only safe place from the sodomites is the moon.

The only way to stop the sodomites is they will have to be hunted into extinction, like The Dodo.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 12, 2024 03:14 PM (R/m4+)

71 The lady that complained, was she a great big fat person ?
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:12 PM


Roomy.

Posted by: H. Lecter at April 12, 2024 03:14 PM (Wnv9h)

72
Before I signed up at the YMCA last fall, I asked if they had any shower/locker-room problems 'yet'?

"Thankfully, no." was the reply.

But on a long enough timeline I'm sure the pervs will exploit any possibility to perv.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2024 03:14 PM (RKVpM)

73 Half of the population has lost all sense of reality.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 12, 2024 03:14 PM (lTGtQ)


I see you paid attention to the last thread.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:14 PM (wVJoi)

74 You're not telling me that feminists never actually cared about women and like every other leftard cause it's just a giant cudgel to move everyone toward the Demonic Left, are you?

Leave me in my bliss!!!

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:14 PM (yGFFs)

75 57. Thank you. The DOJ and the IC are running things and no amendment can stop it,

Posted by: Jen the original at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (MZM5C)

76
The group that thought this was a great idea for Planet Fitness, I promise you, didn't build a chain of functioning gyms from nothing.
Posted by: Chicken Soup

I read an interview of the guy that built it up... yup, he was forced out and now PF is Bud lighting itself.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (GwTP3)

77 Sears thought that the internet would be a fad and decided not to get into online marketing in the 90s. Lots of companies make blunders with the internet.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (leuV0)

78 But he is just walking around showing us his ---


---well, it looks kind of like a penis, only smaller.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (991eG)

79 They just want to pay taxes jointly and get insurance!

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (yGFFs)

80 57 O/T, regarding the last thread:

BREAKING: AG Garland was calling individual House members and telling them to vote against the Biggs Amendment to FISA
The head of the Biden DOJ was sending a warning
Are you paying attention yet

https://tinyurl.com/52vrhc5k

Also, list of GOP nays:

https://tinyurl.com/43nzp4z6
Posted by: SMH at what's coming at April 12, 2024 03:11 PM (s+ovE)
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So a cabinet member was directly interfering with legislation by the House?

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (snyZJ)

81 43 I have never figured out the attraction of planet fitness. The ghetto ice cream truck colors of purple and yellow make the place look unbelievably dirty and the constant drumbeat of inclusion should have been a warning that the place would be populated by perverts and the mentally ill.
Posted by: Jen the original at April 12, 2024 03:09 PM (MZM5C)
________

PF started out as a cheaper-priced gym that catered to average joes and janes. The price was right, the place wasn't packed with THOTs and Biffs strutting and posing and grunting and emoting, and the formula proved very popular. But as usual, the company was infected with woke poison and now here we are . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (iFTx/)

82
But this is all normal if your name is Joey and the girl is your daughter.

Posted by: Auspex at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (j4U/Z)

83 He'd f*ck him.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (Zz0t1)

84 So odd that there are no men complaining of women in the men's locker room.
Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (leuV0)

I would call the police immediately if a nekkid Hillary was walking around the men’s locker room.

And if she asked me to rub lotion on her my call would have to take place after I finish throwing up,

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (MNhXM)

85 Dare I ask, what is a lunk alarm?

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (JeYYB)

86 Planet Fitness put out the word that it welcomed perverts exposing themselves to women in their "women's" locker rooms.
‐----
Do you need a membership to go on or will they let you "check out the buffet" first...
...asking for a friend.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (3vcct)

87 "You know, before Lou Gerhrig got it, it was called Bert Handleman's Disease, but Lou Gehrig just wouldn't let Bert Handleman have a win."

----

Could Bert hit a Lefty Grove fastball? No.

Then sit down Bert (no relation), The Splendid Splinter is... well, not talking, because I think that's one thing the disease does, incapacitates all the muscles, including those related to speech.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

88 65 Planet Fitness feared Twitter would go after them for not letting anyone who said they were trans in the woman's locker room to enter and gambled that any story of disaster would either be local or shut up cause 'bigoted'.

They bet wrong, but it isn't like it was a terrible bet in today's MSM and social media place where as long as you are on the Progie side the powers that be do what they can to keep the consequences from happening.
Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (LX4y3)

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"Fear of social media blowback" has always ever been an excuse for organizations to do whatever the fuck they want.

After more than a decade of dominant, pervasive social media, I think most of these companies have a very good grasp that most social media kerfuffles don't actually affect the bottom line.

If they had research that it did, and the excuse was genuine, then they would have been able to figure out that doing something like this would be supported by thousands of bots but not supported by thousands of real customers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

89 16 That dude looks like a fucking weirdo. I wouldn't trust him anywhere, any time, for any purpose. This is the kind of guy who keeps human heads in his fridge. I can't imagine any woman on this planet would be comfortable with this weirdo lurking in the women's locker room.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:06 PM (iFTx/)

——————

How do you know what pronouns this individual wants to be referred to as?

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 12, 2024 03:16 PM (ehu56)

90 Oh, come now. Let's not bicker and argue about 'oo rubbed lotion on 'oo...

Posted by: Monty Python at April 12, 2024 03:16 PM (Tz8Uw)

91 We had a Swiss couple at my old gym the dad would bring their toddlers in to the men's locker room. It was uncomfortable as hell for me as a grown man.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:16 PM (NtVYv)

92 Dare I ask, what is a lunk alarm?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM


They get their panties in a bunch if you drop your free weights in a manner that makes noise.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (Wnv9h)

93 "Sorry lady. I didn't mean to smack you in the face with muhcock."


- - - - Things Heard at Planet Fitness

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (Zz0t1)

94 Imma gonna need a Mannix girl to get that freak’s picture out of my brain.

Paging Joe Mannix…

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

95 30 "I'm a woman. Now get in the shower with me and give me a handjob."


- - - - Things Heard at Planet Fitness

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Do you girls have a problem with your balls itching all the time?

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (tCU73)

96 Dude’s still a better looking woman than Rashida Tlaib.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (Geoni)

Aint that the truth!

Posted by: Long Lost Artisian at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (JCLJi)

97 Dude definitely looks like a woman. Easily a doppleganger of Sydney Sweeney.

Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (d2bW3)

98 As for Planet Phatness, the one thing I can be sure of, there will be no Twitch and Instagram Thots working out at my home gym.

Unfortunately.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (dGCAG)

99 92 Dare I ask, what is a lunk alarm?
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM

They get their panties in a bunch if you drop your free weights in a manner that makes noise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (Wnv9h)

Or make any type of grunting noise.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

100 Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?



They do! They do! There's a whole channel on PronHub devoted to this!

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (i8ZU2)

101 The only safe place from the sodomites is the moon.

*********

The moon? Hmm, wouldn't have thought so.

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (991eG)

102 Before I signed up at the YMCA last fall, I asked if they had any shower/locker-room problems 'yet'?

"Thankfully, no." was the reply.


Membership revoked for not being "inclusive".

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (3vcct)

103 Cat Ass Trophy

Happened to me at WorldGate Fitness near Dulles.

She was a conservatively dressed woman, with two pearl necklaces. Think Republican mother of three.

I was in the hot tub near the pool entrance. She came from the shower aisle, so she had to walk through the entire locker area.

As a gentleman, I stood in the presence of a lady and asked "May I help you?" One quick glance, then a stately progress to the pool exit.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (u82oZ)

104 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.

Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

106 97 Dude definitely looks like a woman. Easily a doppleganger of Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (d2bW3)

----
How dare you!

Posted by: Chairman LMAO, Bird Law Expert at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (snyZJ)

107 The Left has already said for years that little girls just need to "get used to" having penises shoved in their face... if they don't want to be shunned as bigots and get their parents arrested.

So none of this should be even remotely surprising. Nor none of what comes next.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (yGFFs)

108 From a business that call's itself the "no judgment zone" on one wall. And on the adjacent wall says "don't be a lunk".

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (6l9Hx)

109 I guarantee they didn't arrest him for being naked in the ladies' locker room, it was for an outstanding warrant or something.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (DRSnL)

110 She didn't even complain. Nor did I.

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (u82oZ)

111 Dude definitely looks like a woman. Easily a doppleganger of Sydney Sweeney.
Posted by: Wyatt Earp at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (d2bW3)



Well, he does have the 'weeney' part down.....

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (Zz0t1)

112 I like the meme of Babe Ruth leaning over during Gehrig’s speech and telling someone ‘ I bet they name the disease after this bastard now’

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

113 Dude’s still a better looking woman than Rashida Tlaib.
Posted by: Landofskybluewater at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM


Wow...damning with very faint praise.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (Wnv9h)

114 Are we sure that's not Ryan Long?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (dGCAG)

115 104 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

=====

LOL. You are both right.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (DRSnL)

116 The group that thought this was a great idea for Planet Fitness, I promise you, didn't build a chain of functioning gyms from nothing.
Posted by: Chicken Soup

I read an interview of the guy that built it up... yup, he was forced out and now PF is Bud lighting itself.
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 12, 2024 03:15 PM (GwTP3)


And this is another area where I depart from conventional conservative thinking. Protection of corporations ? Protection of those families that live off the board memberships and holdings of the same ?

I've seen it myself. Very rare is the company that deserves to survive three generations - that's worth saving.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (wVJoi)

117 The only safe place from the sodomites is the moon.
*********

The moon was actually invented by a sassy black woman.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (yGFFs)

118 B.b.b.b..but it's $10 a month.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (R4t5M)

119

104 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)




Well, he hasn't released a song in quite some time and might be down on his luck.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (Zz0t1)

120 is other news, i hear disney will be giving mickey any minnie a trans friend, mulvaney mouse.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (B1FKF)

121 I like the meme of Babe Ruth leaning over during Gehrig’s speech and telling someone ‘ I bet they name the disease after this bastard now’
Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

Serious question: Was Ruth there?

I know he was already retired, but I suppose he might have come back for the event. Or he might not have, they weren't exactly the best of friends.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

122 Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?

---

pretty sure that's what women do. I watch a lot of porn and coming of age movies from the 80s so I'm kind of an expert on the subject.

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (tCU73)

123 88 65 Planet Fitness feared Twitter would go after them for not letting anyone who said they were trans in the woman's locker room to enter and gambled that any story of disaster would either be local or shut up cause 'bigoted'.

Posted by: Bete at April 12, 2024 03:13 PM (LX4y3)

=========

"Fear of social media blowback" has always ever been an excuse for organizations to do whatever the fuck they want.

After more than a decade of dominant, pervasive social media, I think most of these companies have a very good grasp that most social media kerfuffles don't actually affect the bottom line.


Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)
______

Oh no. This wasn't to avoid bad Twitter bots. PF was eagerly and excitedly pushing this woke tranny poison. They fucking promoted it in their ads. They had an ad which featured a jacked up woman (man?) getting a tour of the gym by some dweeb and the "joke" was the dweeb couldn't decide which locker room to show her (him?).

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

124 As a gentleman, I stood in the presence of a lady and asked "May I help you?" One quick glance, then a stately progress to the pool exit.
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM


Having met you, Salty, I'm LingMAO at that mental image.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM (Wnv9h)

125 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

Another Boy of Summer

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM (ufFY8)

126 re 117: and it's mostly gas.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM (B1FKF)

127 Imagine the Karen's or fags pushing the lunk alarm.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM (JeYYB)

128 Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?
.......

only when we're not looking.

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM (v0R5T)

129 Rub some lotion on me.

Posted by: Leopard with a hearing aid at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (63Dwl)

130 Maybe he should use a horse date rape drug on himself.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (J8LnB)

131
Husbands, brothers or fathers would have taken care of the situation in the past but now that'd be a ticket to jail for the protector and a ticket tape parade for the pervert.

Posted by: Auspex at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (j4U/Z)

132 "The moon was actually invented by a sassy black woman."

And built by slaves.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (CLmzh)

133 Karens

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (JeYYB)

134 22 Confusing Brazzers as real life situations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

———

There was a survey that asked men how many sexual partners do they think the average woman had and about 1% of men answer 500+.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (ehu56)

135 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

Another Boy of Summer
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

A true desperado.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (R4t5M)

136 "It rubs the lotion on my girl-dick. It does this whenever it's told."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (Vi/lX)

137 123 Oh no. This wasn't to avoid bad Twitter bots. PF was eagerly and excitedly pushing this woke tranny poison. They fucking promoted it in their ads. They had an ad which featured a jacked up woman (man?) getting a tour of the gym by some dweeb and the "joke" was the dweeb couldn't decide which locker room to show her (him?).
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Yeah, the whole, "fear of social media backlash" attempts to sort of defend these people are a weird artifact of conservative adherence to Bush/Romney worldviews of corporate governance.

Shockingly few of these people are terribly interested in running their companies at a profit through quality goods and services. Hell, the last place I worked, the CEO got pushed out because of insider trading. It was a small public company in SC, and he could have given a shit that the company wasn't doing well. He needed to get his.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

138 I know he was already retired, but I suppose he might have come back for the event. Or he might not have, they weren't exactly the best of friends.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

Yes he was there with a lot of other dignitaries.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (MNhXM)

139 How do you know what pronouns this individual wants to be referred to as?
Posted by: MAGA_Ken


Don't know. Don't care.
He gets a "Hey fucker!" out of me since it's gender neutral.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (i8ZU2)

140 "A Moon Full of Karens"

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (v6FCS)

141 3 ‘He then asked a woman to rub lotion on him and shower together

Slick. A real smooth operator. this guy.’

My takes a little different. He’s intentionally trying to upset the women and provoke maximum outrage. He gets off on it.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (jbnUc)

142 135 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

Another Boy of Summer
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

A true desperado.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (R4t5M)

I wouldn't stop for him at a corner in Winslow AZ.

Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

143 My banner (if I had time) on the sidewalk:

Opportunistic Rapists,
For just $10/month you can have access
to twelve-year-old girls in our private locker rooms!

Sign up today!

Posted by: Pillage Idiot at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (HlyYF)

144 From their June 1st 2023 email:

"Wear it Loud and Proud
As part of our commitment to creating a welcoming and inclusive Judgement Free Zone® for all, we're donating all sale profits* from our Pride Collection to the It Gets Better Project. The It Gets Better Project works tirelessly to provide resources and support for the LGBTQ+ community. By purchasing our merch, you’re making a positive impact on the lives of LGBTQ+ youth.."

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (6l9Hx)

145 140 "A Moon Full of Karens"
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (v6FCS)

=======

Heinlein's unrelease sequel to The Moon is a Harsh Mistress.

He even sets it up!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (GBKbO)

146 I have a serious question regarding a hypothetical situation perfect for the Morons. If the US were to be drug into a war scenario between Israel and Iran and the US is on the losing side, what then? If there is no nuclear exchange but whatever a war looks like in this scenario, what happens to the US stateside?

Reason I ask that there was some guru on Redacted that was wargaming and said something about the US being on the losing side. Losing side is such a nebulous term. Not sure what was being inferred.

Posted by: Usedtocould at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (LRa30)

147 134 22 Confusing Brazzers as real life situations.
Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:05 PM (Zz0t1)

———

There was a survey that asked men how many sexual partners do they think the average woman had and about 1% of men answer 500+.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (ehu56)
_______

"Only 500? Amateurs!"

-- Kamala "Gag Reflex" Harris

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (iFTx/)

148 141 3 ‘He then asked a woman to rub lotion on him and shower together

Slick. A real smooth operator. this guy.’

My takes a little different. He’s intentionally trying to upset the women and provoke maximum outrage. He gets off on it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (jbnUc)

Exactly.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (exHjb)

149 Or make any type of grunting noise.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (KbCG3)

=====

I mean, when you're pushing yourself to finish those last couple of reps, you're going to get a little vocal. This is why I work out at home.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (DRSnL)

150 104 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)


Don't let him get back together with Glen Frey.

Posted by: Zombie Mojo Nixon at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

151 Right now they're claiming both at the same time.

---

Eh. I'm pretty sure that it's two different groups of people who are saying those things. The actual feminists are just still trying to figure out how they managed to labeled as TERFs and pushed out of their own movement by deceptive, dangerous, perverted dudes.

Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (fKIdX)

152 I know he was already retired, but I suppose he might have come back for the event. Or he might not have, they weren't exactly the best of friends.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

Yes he was there with a lot of other dignitaries.
Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (MNhXM)

Ah, thanks. I'm sure I've seen video/stills, I just didn't remember.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

153 "Ma'am. I'm sorry to bother you. Do you think you could put your lips around this and slicken it up a bit so I might get my pants on?"


- - - - Things Heard at Planet Fitness

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (Zz0t1)

154 144 From their June 1st 2023 email:

"Wear it Loud and Proud
As part of our commitment to creating a welcoming and inclusive Judgement Free Zone® for all, we're donating all sale profits* from our Pride Collection to the It Gets Better Project. The It Gets Better Project works tirelessly to provide resources and support for the LGBTQ+ community. By purchasing our merch, you’re making a positive impact on the lives of LGBTQ+ youth.."
Posted by: Turn 2 at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (6l9Hx)

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Is that for real?

Then eff them hard. And not in a good way.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (JeYYB)

155 Jordan61

Puts ice in drink, cause that's hot!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (u82oZ)

156 "Maybe. I wonder how they thought they would make money with this decision."

They're not looking for money. They're looking for Twitter shout-outs and glowing notes in the NY Times.

It's Virtue Signaling taken to its logical end.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (BxvY+)

157 And the bubble headed bleach blonde with a gleam in her eye...

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (v6FCS)

158 Aww, they're playing my song.

Posted by: Q Lazzarus at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (hSwza)

159 Let's not make an issue of this. Don't want to scare the Karens before the election.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (yGFFs)

160 Speaking of ol Mr. Henley …

It’s been shown that he lip syncs in his concerts these days

#vanity

Posted by: browndog barks in tune at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (TTAGa)

161 156 They're not looking for money. They're looking for Twitter shout-outs and glowing notes in the NY Times.

It's Virtue Signaling taken to its logical end.
Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (BxvY+)

=======

They're looking for SEG financing to prop up their stock prices.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (GBKbO)

162 Am I the only woman here with a big lump on her throat... do you think it might be cancer?

- - - - Things Heard at Planet Fitness

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (tCU73)

163 I wouldn't stop for him at a corner in Winslow AZ.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (ynpvh)

It's a chick with a dick in flat bed Ford slowing down to take a look at me.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (R4t5M)

164 92 They get their panties in a bunch if you drop your free weights in a manner that makes noise.
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 03:17 PM (Wnv9h)

Also if you grunt or groan.

Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (UnA8+)

165 My takes a little different. He’s intentionally trying to upset the women and provoke maximum outrage. He gets off on it.
Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM


Give him a cell phone camera and he'd be a perfect 1st amendment frauditor.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (Wnv9h)

166 Dare I ask, what is a lunk alarm?

You're a "lunk" if you are showing signs of exertion while lifting (i.e. making progress)

Posted by: Chuck C at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (yOPBE)

167 I mean, when you're pushing yourself to finish those last couple of reps, you're going to get a little vocal. This is why I work out at home.
Posted by: Jordan61

*fist bump*

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (ftFVW)

168
Another Boy of Summer

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:21 PM


Advice for the women from the song:

♪ A little voice inside my head said
“Don't look back, you can never look back” ♪

Yup, womenfolk, don't look back to the days you had the showers all to yourselves. You can never look back.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (RKVpM)

169 I mean, when you're pushing yourself to finish those last couple of reps, you're going to get a little vocal. This is why I work out at home.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (DRSnL)

Go on.......

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (NtVYv)

170 Yeah, Sideshow Bob there.
Posted by: jim (in Kalifornia) at April 12, 2024 03:07 PM (ynpvh)


Really! My personal hygiene was always unassailable.

Posted by: Robert Underdunk Terwilliger at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (PiwSw)

171 "actual feminists are just still trying to figure out how they managed to labeled as TERFs and pushed out of their own movement by deceptive, dangerous, perverted dudes."

Complete lack of self awareness and foresight.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (CLmzh)

172 Years ago, people - male, female both or whatever - who pushed too many buttons were lured behind a building for a good a** kicking. (Hold my hoops! the ladies said.)

It was generally effective, neighborhood limited.

Many of the old ways could still be the better ways.
---
OTOH, "Do you have the time?" was often asked by prostitutes & pervs years ago. (A classier approach.)

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (NFX2v)

173 The Planet Fitness perv looks like Don Henley.
Posted by: J. Frank Parnell at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (IGKzA)

105 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

Another Boy of Summer
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

A true desperado.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 03:22 PM (R4t5M)
----------------
He can chick-out any time he likes
But that's a really bad weave ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (Vi/lX)

174 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

Don't let him get back together with Glen Frey.
Posted by: Zombie Mojo Nixon at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

For some reason, that makes me laugh, and I can't tell you why.

Posted by: Timothy B. Schmidt at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

175 >>>Is that for real?

Then eff them hard. And not in a good way.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (JeYYB)

=====

Yes, that's real.

Posted by: Turn 2 at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (6l9Hx)

176 No wonder the Empire blew Alderaan up, it was full of Karens like Princess Leia.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (v6FCS)

177 Methinks you fellas are spending WAYYY too much time checking out that guy's picture...

Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (991eG)

178 re 146: knowing how the biden admin works, any side we were on would be the losing side.

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (B1FKF)

179 Ah, thanks. I'm sure I've seen video/stills, I just didn't remember.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (dGCAG)

I think the whole team from one of their dominant years attended. That’s the photo I remember of them lining up on the field.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (MNhXM)

180 Complete lack of self awareness and foresight.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (CLmzh)

Not to mention foreskin …

Posted by: browndog barks in tune at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (TTAGa)

181 177 Methinks you fellas are spending WAYYY too much time checking out that guy's picture...
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (991eG)

======

Is there a code for that?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (GBKbO)

182 Planet Fitness is the Kaboom! of gyms.

Posted by: EyeTest at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (DJD2I)

183 Methinks you fellas are spending WAYYY too much time checking out that guy's picture...
Posted by: Muldoon at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (991eG)




"IT'S MA'AM!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

184 Market taking a bit of a dump today.

And, Bluey (at $2b) is more valuable than Star Wars.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (ufFY8)

185 Planet Stiffness, amiright?!

Posted by: Dude with tarantula on head at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (fs1hN)

186 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (fKIdX)

Feminists haven't been good or well intended for 70 or so years. Marxists to the last, praying on the young, the stupid and the gullible. They are merely reaping what they've sown and they can now take their fish and go fuck a bicycle.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (yGFFs)

187 He should shave the sides of his head so he could pass himself off as Whooptie.

Posted by: wth at April 12, 2024 03:29 PM (v0R5T)

188 Speaking of ol Mr. Henley …

It’s been shown that he lip syncs in his concerts these days

#vanity
Posted by: browndog barks in tune at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (TTAGa)

Don's a jerk, always has been. Glad to hear he's been revealed to be nothing better than the robots at Chuck E Cheese.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:29 PM (dGCAG)

189 Joey Bidet works out at Planet Sniffy.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 03:29 PM (v6FCS)

190 "Not to mention foreskin …"

Wasn't aware actual feminists had foreskin. What's with all the penis envy?

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:30 PM (CLmzh)

191 One thing I noticed when reading the Planet Fitness 10-K the other day is that they require members to pay electronically. This way, the company has zero bad checks, and no late payments. Stopping the charges from hitting your account would also be very difficult.

To me, this looks scam-like.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 03:30 PM (de18Y)

192 BREAKING - After Planet Fitness permitted members to use whichever locker room coincides with their gender identity of the instant, unexpectedly, perverted members began committing perversions on other members in locker rooms. The manager of a local Planet Fitness told our reporter, "I never imagined this could happen. Corporate sent me results of a study by the US Government that stated no perversions would occur in gender fluid locker rooms! The study had a cover letter attached, written by an Admiral Levine. I assumed no Admiral would fib about anything!"

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2024 03:30 PM (5fDan)

193 Their commercials when they first became a thing immediately made me decide I would never join their club.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:30 PM (MNhXM)

194 Feminists haven't been good or well intended for 70 or so years. Marxists to the last, praying on the young, the stupid and the gullible. They are merely reaping what they've sown and they can now take their fish and go fuck a bicycle.

Marxists, Feminists, Environmentalists ... all the "ists" pretty much.

The "ans" ain't doing much better. That's how it goes, when you don't look at the entire buffet of social issues - but rather pick one and just push it with all your might like a sports fan blindly following your brand.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:30 PM (wVJoi)

195 One thing I noticed when reading the Planet Fitness 10-K the other day is that they require members to pay electronically. This way, the company has zero bad checks, and no late payments. Stopping the charges from hitting your account would also be very difficult.

To me, this looks scam-like.
Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 03:30 PM (de18Y)




So, the America On Line strategy.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:31 PM (Zz0t1)

196 Gref

Bravo!

Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 03:31 PM (u82oZ)

197 What's with all the penis envy?
Posted by: Ribbed

https://tinyurl.com/5u54prwj

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 03:31 PM (ftFVW)

198 More rain.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (R4t5M)

199 Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?
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Well, according to certain kinds of films ...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)

200 i am reminded of how some years ago some female sports reporters were complaining they couldn't go into the guys locker rooms for the important stories, so someone finally said 'go ahead if you want' and next thing you know the same women are complaining that the guys in the locker rooms are walking around almost nekkid

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (B1FKF)

201 Let's not make an issue of this. Don't want to scare the Karens before the election.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (yGFFs)

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I can't be the only one who initially read that as "erection."

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (Vi/lX)

202 Wonder what happens when one of the deranged freaks that thinks their gender changes with the wind is in a locker room then realizes they're suddenly in the wrong one?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (Zz0t1)

203 Maybe some lady should have snapped him with a towel in the ding a ling

Pow !

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (NtVYv)

204 199 Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?
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Well, according to certain kinds of films ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)

=======

*nods sagaciously*

Nunspoitation films.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (GBKbO)

205 Reminds me to rewatch one of my favorite episodes of Daryl’s House with Joe Walsh.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (MNhXM)

206 My wife belongs to the Gold’s Gym down the street. I hope they are watching this and take it as a cautionary tale not to follow PF’s lead.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (9yWhg)

207 "IT'S MA'AM!!!!"

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (Zz0t1)

I must correct you. In the viral clip, the guy says "IT IS MA'AM!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, total pedant at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (dtlDP)

208 193 Their commercials when they first became a thing immediately made me decide I would never join their club.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:30 PM (MNhXM)

Lived by one and it was great for a bit. $10/mo was a great deal for what it offered.

Then I walked in one day and they had removed all the benches and squat racks. They were no longer catering to people who lifted weights. Going basically all cardio.

I quit right then.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (KbCG3)

209 I think the whole team from one of their dominant years attended. That’s the photo I remember of them lining up on the field.
Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (MNhXM)

I learned recently that Yogi stayed away from the stadium for years, because of Steinbrenner. Finally, George managed to put his ego aside long enough to apologize, and invite him back for his own day.

Lots of dignitaries there that day, including Don Larsen, who had thrown the only perfect game in W.S. history, and the famous video of Yogi leaping into his arms after the last pitch is one of those iconic moments in baseball history.

And then on Yogi Berra day, with Don Larsen in attendance, David freakin' Cone throws a perfect game!

Unbelievable.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (dGCAG)

210 Salty, thanks! How is your wife doing?

Posted by: Gref at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (5fDan)

211 Collecting big Ws, boss.

Posted by: Speaker Johnson at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (jQd42)

212 Jordan61

Puts ice in drink, cause that's hot!
Posted by: NaCly Dog at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (u82oZ)

Go on.......
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 12, 2024 03:26 PM (NtVYv)

======

You guys...

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (DRSnL)

213 IDF intercepted 40 rockets from Lebanon.

FJB says "Don't", when asked about Iran attacking Israel.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (ufFY8)

214 Don't want to scare the Karens before the election.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:25 PM (yGFFs)

I can't be the only one who initially read that as "erection."
Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (Vi/lX)

My erection tends to scare the Karens. Once they find it.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (yGFFs)

215 Feminists need to figure out if, as they claim, men are predatory, dangerous, violent animals that women must be protected against, or if we're just all sweet-natured good boys that you can be naked with in an isolated area without any fear.

Right now they're claiming both at the same time.

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It only looks like that because you're thinking. Stop doing that, and it all makes sense. Self-identification supersedes mere biology. Those aren't men, and therefore aren't dangerous. Men who fail to become women remain third class, women who remain women are second class, and men who achieve becoming women are first class because they're even better and most-special and so are entitled to first-class status along with queers and the like.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (HnUIn)

216 What's with all the penis envy?
Posted by: Ribbed

"I'm sorry, judge. What kind of envy?" - Pauly Shore reference from a movie that I believe only Pauly and I ever saw.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

217 172 Years ago, people - male, female both or whatever - who pushed too many buttons were lured behind a building for a good a** kicking. (Hold my hoops! the ladies said.)

It was generally effective, neighborhood limited.

Many of the old ways could still be the better ways.
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OTOH, "Do you have the time?" was often asked by prostitutes & pervs years ago. (A classier approach.)

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (NFX2v)

Good Beatings make Good Neighbors.

Posted by: XTC at April 12, 2024 03:34 PM (UnA8+)

218
I must correct you. In the viral clip, the guy says "IT IS MA'AM!"

Posted by: pookysgirl, total pedant at April 12, 2024 03:32 PM (dtlDP)



"This comment has been edited to fit the time allotted."

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:34 PM (Zz0t1)

219 More and more these days I see the guys who blew up the asteroid in "Armageddon" as the bad guys.

Posted by: BeckoningChasm at April 12, 2024 03:34 PM (BxvY+)

220 IDF intercepted 40 rockets from Lebanon.

FJB says "Don't", when asked about Iran attacking Israel.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (ufFY
----
..."call my bluff."

I'm guessing FJB meant to finish that thought, but his brain froze up.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (7fElN)

221 I repeat: PF is all phat haus fraus and gheys; it is the new Weimar Empire.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (wBaIH)

222 215 It only looks like that because you're thinking. Stop doing that, and it all makes sense. Self-identification supersedes mere biology. Those aren't men, and therefore aren't dangerous. Men who fail to become women remain third class, women who remain women are second class, and men who achieve becoming women are first class because they're even better and most-special and so are entitled to first-class status along with queers and the like.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:33 PM (HnUIn)

========

"No, men are evil, and conservative men are cheering me for saying it."
-JK Rowling

(forgive the repeat comment, but I didn't get enough attention!)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (GBKbO)

223 This leggy blonde in stockings and stripper heels ain't down with any of this crap and feels a mixture of contempt and revulsion when encountering it:
http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)

224 You know who should 'work out' at PF?
Limp wristed four-eyed traitor and wealthy penis aficionado Mike Johnson.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2024 03:36 PM (eYF7X)

225 Joey Bidet works out at Planet Sniffy.
Posted by: Anna Puma at April 12, 2024 03:29 PM (v6FCS)

Showers after he gets home though, unfortunately.

Posted by: Ashley B. at April 12, 2024 03:36 PM (dGCAG)

226 Maybe there should be men only, women (Biological) only and people who identify as another gender or non binary gyms.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:36 PM (XkYcA)

227 http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)



For some reason, I'm shocked that one doesn't have any visible tats.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:36 PM (Zz0t1)

228 223 This leggy blonde in stockings and stripper heels ain't down with any of this crap and feels a mixture of contempt and revulsion when encountering it:
http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)
________

Weird face, questionable attire, likely questionable profession. Verdict: Unbangable

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)

229 You know who should 'work out' at PF?
Limp wristed four-eyed traitor and wealthy penis aficionado Mike Johnson.
Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2024 03:36 PM (eYF7X)
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I'm sure that Congress has its own ultra-well-equipped and private workout facilities with top-notch equipment and staff with zero risk whatsoever of encountering a rube.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

230 Maybe there should be men only, women (Biological) only and people who identify as another gender or non binary gyms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:36 PM (XkYcA)



Or, institutions.....asylums, maybe.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (Zz0t1)

231 223 This leggy blonde in stockings and stripper heels ain't down with any of this crap and feels a mixture of contempt and revulsion when encountering it:
http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


I'll overlook the platform heels and ask her for a date.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (eYF7X)

232 "Men are evil, and conservative men are cheering me for saying it."
-JK Rowling
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:02 PM (GBKbO)

I got in an argument with a feminist over women in the military.

She seemed to think I was contradicting myself when I said that (1) women are at a higher risk of rape in such a situation and (2) men tend to prioritize saving women even at the cost of their mission (from Israeli studies).

I wasn't and she didn't seem to understand that there are good men and bad men and it's a bad idea to make the good men suffer and to give the bad men opportunities. Especially when you are doing both with this one weird trick!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (JMAcK)

233 http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz

I’m going to classify her as a redhead , not blonde.

I prefer redheads.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (MNhXM)

234 Maybe there should be men only, women (Biological) only and people who identify as another gender or non binary gyms.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:36 PM (XkYcA)
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Male-only spaces are illegal.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (HnUIn)

235 The perv looks like Don Henley with a tarantula perched on his head.
Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 12, 2024 03:18 PM (bNf8H)

Don't let him get back together with Glen Frey.
Posted by: Zombie Mojo Nixon at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (PiwSw)

For some reason, that makes me laugh, and I can't tell you why.
Posted by: Timothy B. Schmidt at April 12, 2024 03:27 PM (dGCAG)

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*fistbump*

Posted by: Don Felder at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (Vi/lX)

236 Self-identification supersedes mere biology.

Makes about as much sense as two guys who immediately dislike each other, because one is wearing Cowboys gear and the other is wearing Redskins. Which, in and of itself, makes as much sense as giving a shit enough to wear such gear.

Which defined Boomers. Brand identification. So much today can be explained by brand identification extended to social issues. Can't wait for that concept to die.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (wVJoi)

237 I hope Donald Trump doesn't have stock in Planet Fitness and tell us to stop the boycott.

Posted by: Blago at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (wMRY8)

238 "I'm sorry, judge. What kind of envy?" - Pauly Shore reference from a movie that I believe only Pauly and I ever saw.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

I saw him on the Harland Williams podcast recently.

Apparently Pauly's not gay. Who knew.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

239 232 I wasn't and she didn't seem to understand that there are good men and bad men and it's a bad idea to make the good men suffer and to give the bad men opportunities. Especially when you are doing both with this one weird trick!
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (JMAcK)

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Most people have no idea how to argue statistics.

It's honestly kind of sad.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

240 I'm sure that Congress has its own ultra-well-equipped and private workout facilities with top-notch equipment and staff with zero risk whatsoever of encountering a rube.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)



There is. Watch out for the bands, tho. They'll get ya.

Posted by: Harry Reid at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (Zz0t1)

241 I'm sure that Congress has its own ultra-well-equipped and private workout facilities with top-notch equipment and staff with zero risk whatsoever of encountering a rube.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)


That was Barney Frank's condo.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (PiwSw)

242 217. Good Beatings make Good Neighbors.
Posted by: XTC

👍

Posted by: L - if they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 12, 2024 03:39 PM (NFX2v)

243 *dead lifts 600 lbs.*

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 12, 2024 03:39 PM (R4t5M)

244 I'm sure that Congress has its own ultra-well-equipped and private workout facilities with top-notch equipment ...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)


Gold plated I'm sure.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 12, 2024 03:39 PM (eYF7X)

245
I assumed no Admiral would fib about anything!"
Posted by: Gref


And I assume you've never heard of Admiral Kirby.

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 12, 2024 03:39 PM (63Dwl)

246 Bring back Locker Room Diplomacy.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:39 PM (ufFY8)

247 243 *dead lifts 600 lbs.*
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 12, 2024 03:39 PM (R4t5M)

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*one-handed, while eating a boar leg with his free hand*

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

248 Most people have no idea how to argue statistics.

It's honestly kind of sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Gotta be at least 40%

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (yGFFs)

249 243 *dead lifts 600 lbs.*
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 12, 2024 03:39 PM (R4t5M)


Piker.

Posted by: Zombie Ruth Bader Ginsburg at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (PiwSw)

250 "I hope Donald Trump doesn't have stock in Planet Fitness and tell us to stop the boycott."

Better shut up or all the real men in the MAGA church of the everlasting Trump are going to go into menopause and cry on you.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (CLmzh)

251 248 Most people have no idea how to argue statistics.

It's honestly kind of sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)

Gotta be at least 40%
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (yGFFs)

======

Since I am people, this means that I can only argue statistics 40% of the time. This is an attack on me!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

252 I'm sure that Congress has its own ultra-well-equipped and private workout facilities with top-notch equipment and staff with zero risk whatsoever of encountering a rube.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)

That was Barney Frank's condo.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Ed Buck's apartment. With meth.

Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (R4t5M)

253 That was Barney Frank's condo.
Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper

Ed Buck's apartment. With meth.
Posted by: Jimmy Carter at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (R4t5M)



*Barney Frank has entered the chat.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (Zz0t1)

254 Weird face, questionable attire, likely questionable profession. Verdict: Unbangable
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Oh, I don't think her profession is all that questionable. Pretty sure it's obvious...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

255 Stars Wars Empire >>> pesky, whiny, rebels

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (ufFY8)

256 This leggy blonde in stockings and stripper heels ain't down with any of this crap and feels a mixture of contempt and revulsion when encountering it:
http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)


She looks great until you get down to those awful heels.

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (OguvZ)

257 I'm sure that Congress has its own ultra-well-equipped and private workout facilities with top-notch equipment and staff with zero risk whatsoever of encountering a rube.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)
_______

You may, however, encounter homos shoving dicks in each other's asses. Which to the average Congressional shiteater, is far preferable to encountering a rube.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (iFTx/)

258 If you are a woman, do something womanly.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (J8LnB)

259
Anthony Weiner famously took selfies in the House gym, if you remember.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (w6EFb)

260
OUT: Planet Fitness
IN: Fatten Lipness

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (wtvvX)

261 Being a real female, I've never been inside a mens locker room. Do they rub lotion on each other? Are their showers just orgies? Do they wag their dicks at each other?

Posted by: Megthered at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (BolxK)

262 Weird face, questionable attire, likely questionable profession. Verdict: Unbangable
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
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Oh, I don't think her profession is all that questionable. Pretty sure it's obvious...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)

Are you guys turning into Fen?

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (MNhXM)

263 Yes, because this has everything to do with Donald Trump.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (Zz0t1)

264 Since I am people, this means that I can only argue statistics 40% of the time. This is an attack on me!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (GBKbO)

I would rather it be a damned lie.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (ufFY8)

265 Most people have no idea how to argue statistics.

It's honestly kind of sad.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (GBKbO)


I don't get it. OK, I get it 62.9% of the time.

Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (eNASR)

266 254 Weird face, questionable attire, likely questionable profession. Verdict: Unbangable
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (iFTx/)
++++
Oh, I don't think her profession is all that questionable. Pretty sure it's obvious...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (HnUIn)
___________

Lots of THOTs dress whore-y for effect and to juice hits. I meant that this particular one seems more likely than usual to actually be a whore.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

267 Believe all women! Unless their attacker is a Tranimal!

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (qUkBO)

268 No lotion, no orgies. Dick wagging is a possibility.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (wVJoi)

269 If you are a woman, do something womanly.
Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (J8LnB)
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They're acting out with towering entitlement, absence of accountability and full expectation of suffering no consequences.

They are acting like every feminist icon.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)

270
Platform heels that tall? She must be 4' 6" in height.

Short people got no reason to live.

Posted by: Randy Newman at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (RKVpM)

271 Being a real female, I've never been inside a mens locker room. Do they rub lotion on each other? Are their showers just orgies? Do they wag their dicks at each other?
Posted by: Megthered

Yes, yes, and YES!

Posted by: Mayor Buttplug at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (R4t5M)

272 I'm sure that Congress has its own ultra-well-equipped and private workout facilities with top-notch equipment and staff with zero risk whatsoever of encountering a rube.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:37 PM (HnUIn)
---
Considering the shape some of them are in, I'd say there's not much chance of encountering other Congresscritters...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (7fElN)

273 Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:40 PM (CLmzh)

Yeah Trump people have unfotunately never had to deal with their guy taking criticism or being given a hard time.

Well I think 2024 is the right time to toughen those wimpy Trump supporters up!!!

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (yGFFs)

274 265 I don't get it. OK, I get it 62.9% of the time.
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (eNASR)

=======

Doof is the TJM of Ben Roethlisbergers.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)

275 This leggy blonde in stockings and stripper heels ain't down with any of this crap and feels a mixture of contempt and revulsion when encountering it:
http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)

-----------

Has Sinema worn heels like that yet in the Senate chambers?

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (tLito)

276 PF can't go under fast enough

Posted by: Skip at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (fwDg9)

277 Lots of THOTs dress whore-y for effect and to juice hits. I meant that this particular one seems more likely than usual to actually be a whore.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
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The THOTs who fuck for yacht trips, drugs, VIP access to clubs, etc. are whores, too.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)

278 Blago reaching for the Trump cheap shot just like the ghey dying of thirst in the desert reaching for one more penis to sip.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (wBaIH)

279 256 This leggy blonde in stockings and stripper heels ain't down with any of this crap and feels a mixture of contempt and revulsion when encountering it:
http://tiny.cc/tk1rxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)

She looks great until you get down to those awful heels.

Posted by: spindrift at April 12, 2024 03:41 PM (OguvZ)

Agree. Stilettos FTW!

Posted by: Tex Lovera at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (wtvvX)

280 87 "You know, before Lou Gerhrig got it, it was called Bert Handleman's Disease, but Lou Gehrig just wouldn't let Bert Handleman have a win."

----

Could Bert hit a Lefty Grove fastball? No.

Then sit down Bert (no relation), The Splendid Splinter is... well, not talking, because I think that's one thing the disease does, incapacitates all the muscles, including those related to speech.

---------
The Splendid Splinter was not Lou Gehrig. Ted Williams was the Splendid Splinter, who also is no longer talking.

Posted by: Ralph at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (TysyT)

281 pauly shore was like the kid brother sam kinison never wanted but tolerated. shore on the stern show one morning, probably right after sam died, mentioned that early in sam's career pauly's mother would let sam sleep on the floor at her comedy club (forget the name but an important one)

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (B1FKF)

282 Being a real female, I've never been inside a mens locker room. Do they rub lotion on each other? Are their showers just orgies? Do they wag their dicks at each other?
Posted by: Megthered at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (BolxK)

Sometimes, occasionally, and yes.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (yGFFs)

283 This leggy blonde did not feel she needed to submit an audition photo (she's not an actress) for "Escort women act out" in order to comment on the absurdity of having fake women in the women's dressing room at a gym

https://tinyurl.com/2wsjk5jr

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (XkYcA)

284 I don't get it. OK, I get it 62.9% of the time.
Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (eNASR)

=======

Doof is the TJM of Ben Roethlisbergers.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (GBKbO)


And there's the other 37.1%

Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (eNASR)

285 I'm glad I missed the FISA thread

Posted by: It's me donna at April 12, 2024 03:45 PM (Akjoo)

286 This leggy blonde did not feel she needed to submit an audition photo (she's not an actress) for "Escort women act out" in order to comment on the absurdity of having fake women in the women's dressing room at a gym

https://tinyurl.com/2wsjk5jr
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (XkYcA)
++++
You have to pay extra for acting out. Most escorts act in!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

287 Being a real female, I've never been inside a mens locker room. Do they rub lotion on each other? Are their showers just orgies? Do they wag their dicks at each other?
Posted by: Megthered at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (BolxK)

At Obama’s bath house gyms yes.

But seriously I had to stop going to a Golds Gym location by my house long ago because Saturdays were self declared Gay Day meet up . I quit going to that location for one that was about five miles further in opposite direction from my house.

Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:45 PM (MNhXM)

288 "Has Sinema worn heels like that yet in the Senate chambers?"

Let me thumb through my archives...

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:45 PM (CLmzh)

289 And there's the other 37.1%
Posted by: Doof

Wait, did you just do math!?

Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 03:46 PM (ftFVW)

290 Ladies, if you had nuts ... you'd definitely grab your own with one hand ... shake them at your buddy ... and say something including "deez nuts". You just would. I'm surprised you gals don't do something similar involving tits.

Posted by: Chicken Soup for the Blackened Soul at April 12, 2024 03:46 PM (wVJoi)

291 238 "I'm sorry, judge. What kind of envy?" - Pauly Shore reference from a movie that I believe only Pauly and I ever saw.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:34 PM (KbCG3)

I saw him on the Harland Williams podcast recently.

Apparently Pauly's not gay. Who knew.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:38 PM (dGCAG)

Cannot imagine how many chicks that dude banged back in the heyday of MTV's spring break.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (KbCG3)

292 Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:45 PM (HnUIn)

LOL. Actually, I wouldn't know. I've never needed to hire an "escort".

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (XkYcA)

293 "Yes there a men who like to get naked in front of women or girls."

Looks like a penis only smaller.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (CLmzh)

294 277 Lots of THOTs dress whore-y for effect and to juice hits. I meant that this particular one seems more likely than usual to actually be a whore.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)
++++
The THOTs who fuck for yacht trips, drugs, VIP access to clubs, etc. are whores, too.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:43 PM (HnUIn)
________

There's an awful, awful lot of whores in the world then . . . .

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

295
Cannot imagine how many chicks that dude banged back in the heyday of MTV's spring break.
Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (KbCG3)



I've never been able to tolerate anything that he was involved in. What a talent free hack that dude was.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

296 Ha ha! Revenge is ours! We have crossed the border in Northern Israel and several unoccupied homes now have garden hoses stuffed into their front door mail slots! Ha ha! When the owners return after the war and turn the water back on -- kaboom! -- their houses will flood! And then the streets will flow with the tears of the nonbelievers! Ha ha!

Posted by: Big Talkers from Tehran at April 12, 2024 03:48 PM (qUkBO)

297 295 There's an awful, awful lot of whores in the world then . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)

=======

Well, it's either that or get a job.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 12, 2024 03:48 PM (GBKbO)

298 There's an awful, awful lot of whores in the world then . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)
++++
No denying it. It is the "world's oldest profession," after all.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 12, 2024 03:48 PM (HnUIn)

299 281 pauly shore was like the kid brother sam kinison never wanted but tolerated. shore on the stern show one morning, probably right after sam died, mentioned that early in sam's career pauly's mother would let sam sleep on the floor at her comedy club (forget the name but an important one)
Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (B1FKF)

May have been the Comedy Cellar. His mom owned one of the most influential clubs in LA I believe.

Which explains Pauly's career in showbiz.

I say this as a huge Pauly Shore fan.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 12, 2024 03:48 PM (KbCG3)

300 And there's the other 37.1%
Posted by: Doof

Wait, did you just do math!?
Posted by: She Hobbit at April 12, 2024 03:46 PM (ftFVW)


I did. I can do math all effin' day. Just don't throw one of those "X is the Y of Z" analogy things at me.

Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2024 03:48 PM (eNASR)

301 There's an awful, awful lot of whores in the world then . . . .
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (iFTx/)


You just watch yourself, there.

Posted by: Lawyers for the Duchess of Sussex at April 12, 2024 03:49 PM (PiwSw)

302 "What a talent free hack that dude was."

His mom owned one of the biggest comedy clubs in L.A.

Nepotism.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:49 PM (CLmzh)

303 Take the pictures, take the complaints and forward every bit to your county, state, federal representatives' offices - directly to their Facebooks, Instagram's, etc.

Do it & do it and make it public. We're keeping those b*tches; you're keeping those b*tches.

Write Petitions, sign Petitions. See Change dot org.

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 12, 2024 03:49 PM (NFX2v)

304
His mom owned one of the biggest comedy clubs in L.A.

Nepotism.
Posted by: Ribbed at April 12, 2024 03:49 PM (CLmzh)



I do remember him getting quite pissed when others would remind him the only reason he was famous was because 'mommy.'

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 12, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

305 Being a real female, I've never been inside a mens locker room. Do they rub lotion on each other? Are their showers just orgies? Do they wag their dicks at each other?
Posted by: Megthered at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (BolxK)

Being a real female, I've never been inside a mens locker room. Do they rub lotion on each other? Are their showers just orgies? Do they wag their dicks at each other?
Posted by: Megthered at April 12, 2024 03:42 PM (BolxK)

what happens in the Army, stays in the Army

*dumps a big bucket of sarc tags on poat*

Posted by: Pug Mahon, Come Sail Away with me, You guys at April 12, 2024 03:50 PM (MvA9C)

306 Nood.

Posted by: I am the Shadout Mapes, the Housekeeper at April 12, 2024 03:52 PM (PiwSw)

307 LOL. Actually, I wouldn't know. I've never needed to hire an "escort".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (XkYcA)

But if you did, how would that go exactly. I'm asking for a friend.

Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:52 PM (yGFFs)

308 Then sit down Bert (no relation), The Splendid Splinter is... well, not talking, because I think that's one thing the disease does, incapacitates all the muscles, including those related to speech.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:16 PM (dGCAG)

The Splendid Splinter is Ted Williams. Lou is the "Iron Horse"

Posted by: Oldcat at April 12, 2024 03:52 PM (eoQWY)

309 Sorry guys. No happy endings at the old folks home.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 12, 2024 03:52 PM (J8LnB)

310
I did. I can do math all effin' day. Just don't throw one of those "X is the Y of Z" analogy things at me.

Posted by: Doof at April 12, 2024 03:48 PM


With an attitude like that how are you ever going to determine when one train leaves the station at 4:05 in the afternoon traveling 45 miles per hour eastbound passes a westbound train traveling at 35 miles per hour who then meet at Cincinnati, Ohio and decide to derail the Tea Party?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 12, 2024 03:53 PM (RKVpM)

311 Being a real female, I've never been inside a mens locker room. Do they rub lotion on each other? Are their showers just orgies? Do they wag their dicks at each other?
____

No. No. and No.

You do get the occassional old dude who has no issue with standing completely nude next to you and without any sense of shame put their foot up on the bench so you can fully see the effects of decades of gravity on their man sac and make you wonder why you had to be gifted with average peripheral vision such that even though you thought you looked away fast or far away enough you still caught enough of this spectacle to never want to have it brought up again.

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 12, 2024 03:54 PM (KSkEK)

312 I like the meme of Babe Ruth leaning over during Gehrig’s speech and telling someone ‘ I bet they name the disease after this bastard now’
Posted by: polynikes at April 12, 2024 03:19 PM (MNhXM)

Serious question: Was Ruth there?

I know he was already retired, but I suppose he might have come back for the event. Or he might not have, they weren't exactly the best of friends.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 03:20 PM (dGCAG)

A google search says he was there.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 12, 2024 03:55 PM (eoQWY)

313 Perfect. That's what gals do in the shower rooms, right? Rub lotion on each other and have sexy showers together?

---

Wait, that's not what happens? I HAVE BEEN LED ASTRAY

Posted by: The_Hoser at April 12, 2024 03:58 PM (N66D6)

314 I have a serious question regarding a hypothetical situation perfect for the Morons. If the US were to be drug into a war scenario between Israel and Iran and the US is on the losing side, what then? If there is no nuclear exchange but whatever a war looks like in this scenario, what happens to the US stateside?

Reason I ask that there was some guru on Redacted that was wargaming and said something about the US being on the losing side. Losing side is such a nebulous term. Not sure what was being inferred.
Posted by: Usedtocould at April 12, 2024 03:23 PM (LRa30)

Yeah, the US could certainly fail to make Iran do something, there's only so much damage a carrier group can do to land targets. The US could defend Israel proper against Iran, and take back Hezbollah areas.

Some ships might be sunk, but that doesn't end wars.

This is like a Ukraine scenario, in that there is no ending that ends with a state materially different than the current one. You may shift the locus of trouble a bit one way or the other, but it is otherwise profitless.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 12, 2024 03:59 PM (eoQWY)

315 The Splendid Splinter was not Lou Gehrig. Ted Williams was the Splendid Splinter, who also is no longer talking.
Posted by: Ralph at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (TysyT)

You are correct, of course. I shall hide my face in shame, and return to the west lands, where I can live out my days in constant penance.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 04:01 PM (dGCAG)

316 Posted by: joe, living dangerously at April 12, 2024 03:24 PM (fKIdX)

Feminists haven't been good or well intended for 70 or so years. Marxists to the last, praying on the young, the stupid and the gullible. They are merely reaping what they've sown and they can now take their fish and go fuck a bicycle.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:28 PM (yGFFs)

Feminists were never well intentioned. I was young at the time but I remember how they attacked mothers and housewives while begging for jobs. It was only later they took to attacking men....once they had those jobs. I resented them going after my mom. Still do.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 12, 2024 04:07 PM (eoQWY)

317 The Splendid Splinter was not Lou Gehrig. Ted Williams was the Splendid Splinter, who also is no longer talking.
Posted by: Ralph at April 12, 2024 03:44 PM (TysyT)

You are correct, of course. I shall hide my face in shame, and return to the west lands, where I can live out my days in constant penance.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 12, 2024 04:01 PM (dGCAG)

Optioned to AAA. Perhaps you can win back a September callup.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 12, 2024 04:08 PM (eoQWY)

318 You know what you did.

Posted by: Caesar North of the Rubicon at April 12, 2024 04:10 PM (r5tfK)

319 LOL. Actually, I wouldn't know. I've never needed to hire an "escort".
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 12, 2024 03:47 PM (XkYcA)

But if you did, how would that go exactly. I'm asking for a friend.
Posted by: ... at April 12, 2024 03:52 PM (yGFFs)

Now there's an industry for the future. Normal Life 'escorts'. Men hire a dude to show up with wings, pizza beer and such and a Starlink feed to a sports event of choice on the TV. Ladies can have a some gals that share a hobby and gossip session with.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 12, 2024 04:12 PM (eoQWY)

320 Back in school, I had a friend who was a girl (sadly, not my girlfriend though that would have been great!) who was pretty hot. She liked to travel a lot. Told me that one time she flew into Copenhagen, and was looking for the shower in the airport. Couldn't find the women's restroom, so finally went into the mens room --hey, it was unisex in Denmark, right? Or so she thought. Took her very fast shower and there were absolutely zero complaints.

Punchline is she walked out of the men's room, turned the corner and there was the ladies room complete with shower. Talk about embarrassment!

Of course none of the men would complain if a hot girl like her used the men's shower. Glad to see that women will complain in reverse, though!

Posted by: SimoHayha at April 12, 2024 04:12 PM (N/k1H)

321 Morons interested in naval warfare and the forecasted battle with Obama's buddies in Iran, apparently scheduled to kick-off this weekend, might be interested in this short RealClear report on Iranian naval tactics and capabilities. Basically, the author thinks Jake Sullivan is a Neville Chamberlain for our time...

The Sullivan doctrine, which appears to avoid taking decisive measures against Iranian aggression, heightens the possibility of a war that could lead to the first-ever use of a nuclear strike in the Middle East.

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 04:57 PM (kTDIC)

322 oops- wrong thread

Posted by: The Frumious Follywood at April 12, 2024 04:58 PM (kTDIC)

323 Feel the backlash Planet Fitness see what Gun Owning God Fearing American's can do without resorting to Violence

Posted by: Tamaa the Drongo Bird at April 12, 2024 06:01 PM (wGqjj)

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