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Senate Republicans Will Force a Vote to Strip Terrorist-Funding Qatar of Its Status as a "Non-NATO Ally"

The Democrats will block this. Qatar keeps all of their pockets filled to overflowing.

Whenever a Democrat or NeverTrumper needs an extra $20-50,000, they just hop on a Qatar-paid luxury jet and fly off to "advise" the Qatar government or give a speech no one attends.

Sen. Ted Budd (R., N.C.) will take to the Senate floor on Wednesday to seek unanimous consent on a landmark measure that would begin the process of stripping Qatar's status as a non-NATO ally due to its close relations with the Hamas terror group, the Washington Free Beacon has learned.

The measure, unveiled on Tuesday, signals mounting frustration with Qatar's inability to secure a hostage deal between Hamas and Israel and is an unprecedented effort by lawmakers to downgrade diplomatic relations with a U.S. ally in the Middle East. The decision to invoke unanimous consent forces the Senate to immediately consider the legislation and hold a vote on it.

Budd's legislation, which is backed by Sens. Joni Ernst (R., Iowa) and Rick Scott (R., Fla.), would force the Biden administration to certify that Qatar is exerting "any and all" leverage it has over Hamas to secure the release of Israeli and American hostages. The administration would have to verify to Congress that Qatar "does not directly or indirectly support, financially or otherwise, acts of international terrorism or foreign terrorist organizations, including Hamas."

If the administration cannot make this determination, President Joe Biden would have to immediately terminate Qatar's status as a non-NATO ally, stripping the country of its elevated status with the U.S. armed forces and other members of the international defense pact.

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Qatar has been in the spotlight since Hamas's terror attack on Israel, with congressional Republicans repeatedly chastising the country for its long-standing relationship with Hamas. The Iran-backed terror group's senior leadership lives in Qatar and the country maintains a financial relationship with the group.

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Update 12:21 p.m.: When Budd introduced his unanimous consent motion Wednesday afternoon, Sen. Chris Murphy (D, Conn.) quickly objected, putting the measure on temporary ice.

Murphy described Qatar in 2022 as America's "best partner in the region," a designation typically given to Israel.


Murphy also travelled to Qatar when it held the 2022 World Cup, and came under fire for boosting Doha at a time when it was facing intense criticism for mass human rights abuses. The Democratic senator referred to Qatar's foreign minister as "my friend" in a social media post at the time, sparking pushback from supporters and those concerned about the country's lackluster human rights record.

Qatar, not Israel, is our "best ally in the region."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:15 PM




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1 first?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 03:15 PM (mIj8s)

2 How odd, a first

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 03:15 PM (mIj8s)

3 fetched them.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 03:15 PM (mIj8s)

4 Hope they vote on not joining Hamas like Barky's minions do

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 03:15 PM (fwDg9)

5 Well, Bill Kristol is gonna be super pissed now.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:16 PM (GBKbO)

6 I doubt that will happen.....there is literally tons of $$$$$$ being laundered through that country. Can't be turning that graft/bribe spigot off.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 03:16 PM (QNSds)

7 Sen. Ted Budd (R., N.C.) will take to the Senate floor on Wednesday to seek unanimous consent on a landmark measure that would begin the process of stripping Qatar's status as a non-NATO ally due to its close relations with the Hamas terror group, the Washington Free Beacon has learned.
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Which he won't get, and knows he won't get. And when it fails, there will be no vote record because there was no vote.

Forgive me if I classify this under "theatrics."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:16 PM (HnUIn)

8 Damn, sorry I missed the OJ thread. That must’ve been epic.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:17 PM (9yWhg)

9 If the administration cannot make this determination, President Joe Biden would have to immediately terminate Qatar's status as a non-NATO ally, stripping the country of its elevated status with the U.S. armed forces and other members of the international defense pact.
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LOL. Okay.

Determine by what standard?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:17 PM (HnUIn)

10 A public "servant" not answering questions and refusing to speak to the press. She sounds like a bitch.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 03:17 PM (JeYYB)

11 FAILURE THEATRE!

Let me get my popcorn. This is JUST what I voted for!

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 03:17 PM (zjgNU)

12 7 Which he won't get, and knows he won't get. And when it fails, there will be no vote record because there was no vote.

Forgive me if I classify this under "theatrics."
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:16 PM (HnUIn)

========

I'm sorry, but you need to vote Team Red in November no matter what and no matter who has the label.

Or Democrats will win.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

13 Oh, I'm sorry, I meant "she sounds like a dumb bitch." And she sounds fat.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 03:18 PM (JeYYB)

14 Murphy also travelled to Qatar when it held the 2022 World Cup, and came under fire for boosting Doha at a time when it was facing intense criticism for mass human rights abuses. The Democratic senator referred to Qatar's foreign minister as "my friend" in a social media post at the time, sparking pushback from supporters and those concerned about the country's lackluster human rights record.
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:: checks notes ::

Huh. I don't see "foreign policy" or even "foreign affairs" in the Senate's *or* the House's responsibilities.

Why are they even allowed to travel outside the United States while in office?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:18 PM (HnUIn)

15 "The hell you say? They're keeping me in mustache wax! Damn you republicans!" - John Bolton

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 11, 2024 03:19 PM (KbCG3)

16 Wtf is Qatar? So many of these Muslim "countries" that celebrate goat-fucking and nobody heard of 10 years ago are suddenly Highly Important. Suck my balls.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:19 PM (iFTx/)

17 I'm surprised that the Junta hasn't invited them to join NATO.

/only half-joking

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 03:19 PM (OxdRd)

18 How can she condemn the death to America chants, when her ward heelers were leading them?

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (X0I7i)

19 The cunt did a lot of talking to Fox News right there.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (ufFY8)

20 5 Well, Bill Kristol is gonna be super pissed now.

Kristol hates Qatar
twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1712121457885511796

Posted by: hSwza at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (hSwza)

21 Rep. Rashida Tlaib lost it at Fox Business' @hillary__vaughn who asked if she condemns the "death to America" chants at a rally in her district.

The White House condemned the chants in a statement to @DailyCaller

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LOL. Anyone have a link to the "statement?" My bet is that it's pretty tame if it's a "condemnation" at all. The Party can't afford to rile the radical Muslims on which it depends in Michigan and to a lesser degree Minnesota.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (HnUIn)

22 Qatar is no one's friend. They are there to filter money from one unsavory group (e.g., the United States) to other, even less savory groups (e.g., Iran) and back again.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (7fElN)

23 20 5 Well, Bill Kristol is gonna be super pissed now.

Kristol hates Qatar
twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1712121457885511796
Posted by: hSwza at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (hSwza)

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Mixed up my unimportant former "thought leaders".

Mea culpa.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (GBKbO)

24 That'll show 'em.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:21 PM (dGCAG)

25 It seems that Rashida Tlaib has just found out more or less what a trope is. If someone asked her to define it, I'm pretty sure hilarity would ensue.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:21 PM (CsUN+)

26 Kristol hates Qatar
twitter.com/BillKristol/status/1712121457885511796
Posted by: hSwza at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (hSwza)
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Well, we now know that Kristol is one of the few not being directly financed by Qatar.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:21 PM (HnUIn)

27 Lackluster record?
Sure if you want to call near slavery of tens of thousands of construction workers “lackluster”

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:21 PM (Y6Wgg)

28 A good deal of the success of the Deep State and Left is just building a permanent source of funding from Uncle Sugar.

They launder it through foreign aid, NGOs, the military, whatever, but they all get paid from we the taxpayers.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 03:21 PM (ibTVg)

29 And change the spelling from "Qatar" to "Catarrh."

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (YqDXo)

30 How is this a thing? Why would we punish somebody for not forcing terrorists to do something?

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (BrwLd)

31 What a nasty bitch.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (R4t5M)

32 Qatar is no Bahrain, I can tell you. I think.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (CwhoI)

33 In Qatar, no one needs to wear qiviut when they are facing the qibla.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (9yWhg)

34 Qatar is no one's friend. They are there to filter money from one unsavory group (e.g., the United States) to other, even less savory groups (e.g., Iran) and back again.
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 03:20 PM (7fElN)

I picture hotel lobbies in Qatar like the Star Wars cantina scene.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)

35 GOP Rep. Elise Stefanik dropped some breaking news on Thursday during a House Committee hearing on the FBI’s budget with Director Christopher Wray: There is audio of Biden telling his ghostwriter that he ‘just found all the classified documents downstairs.’

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:23 PM (RHGPo)

36 I'm sorry, but you need to vote Team Red in November no matter what and no matter who has the label.

Or Democrats will win.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:18 PM (GBKbO)

Technically, this is true.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 11, 2024 03:23 PM (KbCG3)

37 Lackluster record?
Sure if you want to call near slavery of tens of thousands of construction workers “lackluster”
Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:21 PM (Y6Wgg)

The Lackluster utube channel is pretty good.
Stories of cops being assholes.

Red Tree Stories: interrogations of criminals.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 03:23 PM (ufFY8)

38
Kristol hates Qatar


Those assholes arrested my favorite cabin boy just for buying some poppers and blowing some locals for extra $$$ when we stopped by.

If we had a Romney or Bush in office they'd be getting a strongly worded letter by now!

Posted by: Cap'n Bill kristol at April 11, 2024 03:23 PM (ibTVg)

39 I'm more concerned how this will affect the Indonesian trans sex workers!

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 03:23 PM (3aLWR)

40 Jim Jordan Investigating Renewed DOJ, FBI Contacts With Big Tech, Amid Concerns Of Censorship Pressure

"[The Federal government has] these big clubs available to it and so it’s treating Facebook and these other platforms like their subordinates..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:24 PM (RHGPo)

41 And change the spelling from "Qatar" to "Catarrh."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I believe in Arabic the name of the country is pronounced very much like "gutter."

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:24 PM (9yWhg)

42 39 Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 03:23 PM (3aLWR)

What about the Indonesian Tranny Sex Worker who identify as Furries?

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 03:24 PM (X0I7i)

43 41 And change the spelling from "Qatar" to "Catarrh."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I believe in Arabic the name of the country is pronounced very much like "gutter."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:24 PM (9yWhg

Cutter. Si.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (3aLWR)

44 Murphy described Qatar in 2022 as America's "best partner in the region," a designation typically given to Israel.
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The Regime speaks.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (RIvkX)

45 And change the spelling from "Qatar" to "Catarrh."
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


I believe in Arabic the name of the country is pronounced very much like "gutter."


I'd say Throat Warbler Mangrove, but I think that joke has been used too often lately. How about Raymond Luxury Yachhhhht.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (CsUN+)

46

I bet she reeks badly.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (GPlFS)

47 "Peak Coal? Hmm, How To Put It: No"

"You don't see Greta or John Kerry or Al Gore or any of the other scammers protesting in China now do you? Funny that..."

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (RHGPo)

48 What about the Indonesian Tranny Sex Worker who identify as Furries?
Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 03:24 PM (X0I7i

You mean Ace's cousin by marriage? Ralph, I think?

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (3aLWR)

49 Wtf is Qatar? So many of these Muslim "countries" that celebrate goat-fucking and nobody heard of 10 years ago are suddenly Highly Important. Suck my balls.

Qatar was somewhat important during the cold war. I remember playing Gulf Strike and basing some air assets there.

But post cold war Qatar has basically learned how to play ALL sides at the same time which is why they are still important...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (ibTVg)

50 I picture hotel lobbies in Qatar like the Star Wars cantina scene.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)
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That would be too honest.

The hotel lobbies probably look far more like the check-in area of a international conference of widget producers. A sea of pudgy middle-aged men in business suits and some in ethnic garb. They wouldn't stand out in a crowd of one.

And they launder billions of dollars between unsavory characters and directly finance and support asymmetrical and usually barbaric warfare.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

51 Qatar is the Pakistan of the Arab world. They play both sides against the middle , with Qatar always coming out in a good way.

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 03:27 PM (ixVYR)

52 So many lies. Virtually nothing is real.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 11, 2024 03:27 PM (R4t5M)

53 Gonna need a new Ukraine when Ukraine is no longer the broken piggy bank.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 03:27 PM (3aLWR)

54 Gonna need a new Ukraine when Ukraine is no longer the broken piggy bank.
Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 11, 2024 03:27 PM (3aLWR)
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On the plus side, we won't be able to afford another one.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:27 PM (HnUIn)

55 Wtf is Qatar? So many of these Muslim "countries" that celebrate goat-fucking and nobody heard of 10 years ago are suddenly Highly Important. Suck my balls.
Posted by: Elric Blade


Well, it was the staging area for much of the Iraq war, earing billions in US tax money for one.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (IG4Id)

56 Qatar is the Pakistan of the Arab world. They play both sides against the middle , with Qatar always coming out in a good way.

That worked when we were in Afghanistan. I'm not sure they matter any more.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (CsUN+)

57 Women in Qatar must obtain permission from their male guardians to marry, pursue higher education on government scholarships, work in many government jobs, travel abroad until certain ages, and receive some forms of reproductive health care.

____________________________

This place sounds awesome!!! Can you lift you pointer finger whenever they start to nag and shut them up? Because, if you can, then I'm going to re-think my position on Qatar.

Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (dIske)

58 I picture hotel lobbies in Qatar like the Star Wars cantina scene.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)
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"A wretched hive of scum and villainy" is a pretty apt description.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (7fElN)

59
I believe in Arabic the name of the country is pronounced very much like "gutter."
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:24 PM (9yWhg)

I remember during the Iraq war days , that was how all the cool kids on TV pronounced it.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (Y6Wgg)

60 Qatar and their illegal drilling underground into Iraq's oil reserves was a major factor that led to the Gulf war. They have been a POS forever.
Look it up.

Posted by: anon at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (RqMDa)

61 Calling Qatar our "best ally in the region" is an indictment of us. Between Iran and Qatar, we are now a supporter and financer of international terrorism.

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (hj1Oi)

62 How long does it take for temporary ice to melt?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (63Dwl)

63 That would be too honest.

The hotel lobbies probably look far more like the check-in area of a international conference of widget producers. A sea of pudgy middle-aged men in business suits and some in ethnic garb. They wouldn't stand out in a crowd of one.

And they launder billions of dollars between unsavory characters and directly finance and support asymmetrical and usually barbaric warfare.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)

I assume then, they have brought in, their high priced sex objects (girls, boys, underaged, b-list celebs) through the servant's entrance?

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)

64 That worked when we were in Afghanistan. I'm not sure they matter any more.

IIRC, though, China wanted to run one of its Belt and Road arteries through it.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (CsUN+)

65 50 I picture hotel lobbies in Qatar like the Star Wars cantina scene.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:22 PM (dGCAG)
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That would be too honest.

The hotel lobbies probably look far more like the check-in area of a international conference of widget producers. A sea of pudgy middle-aged men in business suits and some in ethnic garb. They wouldn't stand out in a crowd of one.

And they launder billions of dollars between unsavory characters and directly finance and support asymmetrical and usually barbaric warfare.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:26 PM (HnUIn)
___________

I'm sure there are also some seriously fine hookers at the swanky hotel bars

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)

66 I assume then, they have brought in, their high priced sex objects (girls, boys, underaged, b-list celebs) through the servant's entrance?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
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Definitely, and bring them up in the service elevators.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

67 I'm sure there are also some seriously fine hookers at the swanky hotel bars
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (iFTx/)
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To be sure. Some things are universally true.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)

68 Cutter.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 11, 2024 03:29 PM (R4t5M)

69
Qatar had the brains and business sense to build out a massive infrastructure to exploit the world's largest natural gas field under the Persian Gulf, liquefy it, and ship it all over the world.

Muzzie slave holders, rat bastards, back stabbers and perverts they may be, but will have more money than the Saudis in a few years.

Posted by: Auspex at April 11, 2024 03:29 PM (j4U/Z)

70
Murphy also travelled to Qatar when it held the 2022 World Cup


Tell me you're gay, without coming right out and telling me you're gay....

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (n+4am)

71 Wtf is Qatar? So many of these Muslim "countries" that celebrate goat-fucking and nobody heard of 10 years ago are suddenly Highly Important. Suck my balls.
Posted by: Elric Blade

Up until the 70s when oil was discovers there nobody did give a fuck. Then oil and viola, they matter.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (Y6Wgg)

72 This place sounds awesome!!! Can you lift you pointer finger whenever they start to nag and shut them up? Because, if you can, then I'm going to re-think my position on Qatar.

Had a female friend in college that got involved with a guy from one of the Gulf States. I told her whatever she thought of him now she was not going to like him latter. She told me I just didn't know THIS guy and he was different.

So that went on until she got invited to visit his family. Fortunately for her she was allowed to come back and that ended that...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (ibTVg)

73 Florida woman who stole Ashley Biden’s diary in 2020 sentenced to one month in jail

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (RHGPo)

74 Iraq War, the first one.

Posted by: anon at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (RqMDa)

75 I'm sure there are also some seriously fine hookers at the swanky hotel bars
Posted by: Elric Blade

Nah they are all out on the luxury yachts

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (CIS44)

76 I'm sure there are also some seriously fine hookers at the swanky hotel bars

They should be careful of people with a very particular set of skills.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (CsUN+)

77 I liked it when Saudi Arabia was going to make its nuclear waste depository the Saudi-Qatar border.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 03:31 PM (YAtuc)

78 66 I assume then, they have brought in, their high priced sex objects (girls, boys, underaged, b-list celebs) through the servant's entrance?
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 03:28 PM (dGCAG)
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Definitely, and bring them up in the service elevators.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:29 PM (HnUIn)
________

"Fuck you! I escort my whores proudly through hotel lobbies."

-- Eliot "Client No. 9" Spitzer

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:31 PM (iFTx/)

79 Don't let anyone tell you TDS isn't a real mental illness:

@zackstanton
😬 LA Times accidentally uses the name "Trump" in place of "Simpson" near the end of their obit:

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (IG4Id)

80 I'm sure there are also some seriously fine hookers at the swanky hotel bars

the best human trafficking out of Eastern Europe has to offer

Posted by: brak at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (AR07F)

81 In the big picture, the gulf Arabs do not have much money, they are not poor, but they are nowhere near the biggest investors

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (BrwLd)

82 the best human trafficking out of Eastern Europe has to offer
Posted by: brak a

No Yellow!
-Hunter Biden

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (CIS44)

83 I think Guttar is also where high priced Instagram hookers, err I mean models, go to be shat on. Literally shat on. It’s a thing with them.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (Y6Wgg)

84 So that went on until she got invited to visit his family. Fortunately for her she was allowed to come back and that ended that...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (ibTVg)
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No woman should *ever* visit an Arab state. Not for any reason.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)

85 80 I'm sure there are also some seriously fine hookers at the swanky hotel bars

the best human trafficking out of Eastern Europe has to offer
Posted by: brak at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (AR07F)
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So, pretty much like Pre- WW2 China then.

Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2024 03:33 PM (dIske)

86 The Swiss, as with nearly everything fun, have the best escorts too

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (BrwLd)

87

We all want to strut our stuff
And you really want to show your scars
Forget all about that macho shit
And learn how to play Qatar

Posted by: John Melonhead at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (63Dwl)

88 Harvard will require test scores for admission again

... not so smart afterall

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (RHGPo)

89 84 So that went on until she got invited to visit his family. Fortunately for her she was allowed to come back and that ended that...
Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 03:30 PM (ibTVg)
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No woman should *ever* visit an Arab state. Not for any reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (HnUIn)
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And yet Dubai is a hot vacation destination for women all over the world. I don't get it.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)

90 #6 Mr Scott to me it's looting the Repubic
They are grabbing and handing out cash like it's going out of style.
Actually it's to crash the country

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 03:35 PM (fwDg9)

91 Qatar, not Israel, is our "best ally in the region."

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If Hunter hasn't already been used in the past as a bagman &:cutout there, maybe F. Joe can send him now to get a taste of that sweet, sweet grift that's apparently no longer a crime ... when our ruling caste does it, even overtly and in-our-faces to show us that they can -- humiliation being part of the kink.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 03:35 PM (OxdRd)

92 And yet Dubai is a hot vacation destination for women all over the world. I don't get it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
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Dubai is probably comparatively safe. They're sort of like the Las Vegas of the Emirates and are fairly tolerant so long as you aren't too wild and your checks never, ever bounce.

I still wouldn't risk it, though.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)

93 Made me think of the The Kingdom…

Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024 03:35 PM (PCK5/)

94 86 The Swiss, as with nearly everything fun, have the best escorts too

Wait, the Swiss still have them? I thought Ford discontinued those years ago.

Posted by: S Jackson Lee at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (og5mY)

95
Qatar is the Pakistan of the Arab world. They play both sides against the middle , with Qatar always coming out in a good way.
Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 03:27 PM (ixVYR)



Pakistan is the Pakistan of the Arab world. Even though they aren't Arabs. The Pakis have had their grubby little hands in virtually every terror incident or war in the last 50+ years. Serious trouble-making cocksuckers.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (n+4am)

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (BrwLd)

97 What makes an escort "best?" Enthusiasm? Looks? Sincerity/acting ability? Availability? Price?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (HnUIn)

98 83 I think Guttar is also where high priced Instagram hookers, err I mean models, go to be shat on. Literally shat on. It’s a thing with them.
Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:32 PM (Y6Wgg)

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Oh, man. Does anyone know what the eff happens to a person that makes them want to shit on someone else?
Hoo boy.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 03:37 PM (JeYYB)

99 And yet Dubai is a hot vacation destination for women all over the world. I don't get it.

women hoping to meet one of the 42 sons of the local sheik to drive them around in his Lambo and buy them all the louis vuitoon they can carry

Posted by: brak at April 11, 2024 03:37 PM (AR07F)

100 So our allies are apparently Ukraine, Iran, Gaza and Qatar.

I feel so safe.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 03:37 PM (OJEE4)

101 97 What makes an escort "best?" Enthusiasm? Looks? Sincerity/acting ability? Availability? Price?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (HnUIn)

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Leaves most quietly?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

102 That Rashida Tlaib broad has packed on some weight. The reporter could have really torqued her off by asking about her fatness.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 03:38 PM (Q4IgG)

103 92 And yet Dubai is a hot vacation destination for women all over the world. I don't get it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)
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Dubai is probably comparatively safe. They're sort of like the Las Vegas of the Emirates and are fairly tolerant so long as you aren't too wild and your checks never, ever bounce.

I still wouldn't risk it, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)
_______

I actually looked into a trip there in September. Yes, it's fairly tolerant but still crazy restrictive by Western standards. You can google the restrictions. Now, are they actively enforced? Probably not. But if they do decide to enforce them against you, I don't wanna know what they do to you.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:38 PM (iFTx/)

104 Oh, man. Does anyone know what the eff happens to a person that makes them want to shit on someone else?
Hoo boy.
Posted by: Seems Legit

all cultures are equal, H8er.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:38 PM (Y6Wgg)

105 Their leaders suck. Their friends suck.
If they were cowboys, they'd be shot.

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 11, 2024 03:38 PM (J8LnB)

106 What makes an escort "best?" Enthusiasm? Looks? Sincerity/acting ability? Availability? Price?
Posted by: Joe


Attractiveness, which necessarily include the outer physical beauty but manners and degree of civility.

Nobody wants a gorgeous escort that does not know how to use silverware or bathe

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (BrwLd)

107 So glad Biden Regime put the clamps on domestic energy production; not only for the sake of Indonesian trannies, but to keep the Qatar/Cutter/Gutter debate alive.

Posted by: Field Marshal Zhukov at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (wBaIH)

108 102 That Rashida Tlaib broad has packed on some weight. The reporter could have really torqued her off by asking about her fatness.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 03:38 PM (Q4IgG)
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Hamas is keeping her fridge well-stocked with Gaza humanitarian aid packages

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

109 So our allies are apparently Ukraine, Iran, Gaza and Qatar.

I feel so safe.
Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 03:37 PM (OJEE4)
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It would appear that the United States is not actually one of the "good guys."

Then again, it has also turned out that the "good guys" don't actually exist - just a spectrum of "bad" to "hellaciously bad."

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (HnUIn)

110 A study in Environmental Science and Technology published in January has the goods, entitled “Replacing Plastics with Alternatives Is Worse for Greenhouse Gas Emissions in Most Cases.” From the abstract:

This article examines the greenhouse gas (GHG) emission impact of plastic products versus their alternatives. We assess 16 applications where plastics are used across five key sectors: packaging, building and construction, automotive, textiles, and consumer durables. These sectors account for about 90% of the global plastic volume. Our results show that in 15 of the 16 applications a plastic product incurs fewer GHG emissions than their alternatives. In these applications, plastic products release 10% to 90% fewer emissions across the product life cycle. . . Furthermore, in some applications, such as food packaging, no suitable alternatives to plastics exist. These results demonstrate that care must be taken when formulating policies or interventions to reduce plastic use so that we do not inadvertently drive a shift to nonplastic alternatives with higher GHG emissions.

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (RHGPo)

111
What makes an escort "best?" Enthusiasm? Looks? Sincerity/acting ability? Availability? Price?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (HnUIn)

Doesn't arrive with a bag of ice and a cooler with a Biohazard sticker on the side.

Posted by: IllTemperedCur at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (n+4am)

112 101 97 What makes an escort "best?" Enthusiasm? Looks? Sincerity/acting ability? Availability? Price?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (HnUIn)

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Leaves most quietly?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:37 PM (GBKbO)

As the saying goes you’re not paying for sex you’re paying her to leave.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (Y6Wgg)

113 No woman should *ever* visit an Arab state. Not for any reason.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Make that 'any muslim dominated area' (looking at Dearborn) and I'll agree with you.
Example Italian news crew went to no-go zone in France and got beat up because lady reporter wasn't wearing black out curtain.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 03:40 PM (mIj8s)

114 I actually looked into a trip there in September. Yes, it's fairly tolerant but still crazy restrictive by Western standards. You can google the restrictions. Now, are they actively enforced? Probably not. But if they do decide to enforce them against you, I don't wanna know what they do to you.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:38 PM (iFTx/)
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Yup. That's where the "checks never bounce" part comes in.

But "I spent time in an Emirates prison" isn't something I want to *ever* be able to say.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:40 PM (HnUIn)

115 100 So our allies are apparently Ukraine, Iran, Gaza and Qatar.

I feel so safe.
Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 03:37 PM (OJEE4)
________________________

Don't worry about Iran, they're busy annexing Antarctica. Some mullah wants a giant ice cube to increase his status with Russian chicks.

Posted by: Orson at April 11, 2024 03:40 PM (dIske)

116 Rashida moving into her natural body state

Posted by: Skip at April 11, 2024 03:41 PM (fwDg9)

117 97 What makes an escort "best?" Enthusiasm? Looks? Sincerity/acting ability? Availability? Price?
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:36 PM (HnUIn)
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I have no personal experience, but I think it depend on the intended purpose. There are guys -- usually on business trips -- who want a very high-class escort to accompany them on social meetings and generally to be seen with them. Presumably they are looking for something different than the drunken horny scumbag -- think Hunter Biden -- in the flea-bit hotel who wants a freak.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:42 PM (iFTx/)

118 But "I spent time in an Emirates prison" isn't something I want to *ever* be able to say.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at A

Ohhhh remake of Brokedown Palace?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 11, 2024 03:42 PM (CIS44)

119 Don't worry about Iran, they're busy annexing Antarctica.

Wait'll they get a load of me.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 11, 2024 03:42 PM (OguvZ)

120 Qatar, not Israel, is our "best ally in the region."
____

Our best ally is whoever pays me more.

Posted by: Unnamed Senator at April 11, 2024 03:42 PM (KSkEK)

121 97 What makes an escort "best?"


City MPG:24. city. Highway MPG:34

Posted by: S Jackson Lee at April 11, 2024 03:42 PM (og5mY)

122
I wonder if I can buy a "Proud State Sponsor of Terrorism' t-shirt on Amazon? The left wouldn't get it.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 03:43 PM (RKVpM)

123 I have no desire to visit, it looks like a place that was created by and for gym bros and thots. No thanks.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:43 PM (Y6Wgg)

124 Murphy described Qatar in 2022 as America's "best partner in the region," a designation typically given to Israel.

But actually held by Saudi Arabia. ...unless they mean "Our Democracy"'s best partner.

Posted by: t-bird at April 11, 2024 03:43 PM (7+zW5)

125 118 But "I spent time in an Emirates prison" isn't something I want to *ever* be able to say.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at A

Ohhhh remake of Brokedown Palace?
Posted by: BruceWayne at April 11, 2024 03:42 PM (CIS44)
_________

Brokeback Mountain

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:43 PM (iFTx/)

126 It's interesting that Qatar is so similar to the US based on GDP per capita and the government spending proportion of GDP. Surprisingly (to me), Ireland has a much higher GDP per capita and much, much lower government spending.

Posted by: Ball Sack at April 11, 2024 03:43 PM (ogTiX)

127 Stupid, worthless, bullshit move. Cut off their banking access and this goes away tomorrow. Smotrich in Israel, ended pay-for-slay in one swift action.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 11, 2024 03:43 PM (R7l+6)

128 Hunters fucking ugly whores would be among the bigger disappointments of the bidens. That and that his dad did not raise him to know that men do powdered cocaine not crack or meth.

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:44 PM (BrwLd)

129 David Hogg, you little quisling grifter. Go live in China, or Venezuela, or Cuba, or Iran. You hide behind the First Amendment to the United States Constitution. Gaza might be just your speed. Save air fare and try Chicago, New York City or maybe San Francisco all those at street level. Try it then get back to us. I think the phrase about truths being self evident may surface in your mind.

Posted by: Deplorable Minion at April 11, 2024 03:44 PM (QYLGR)

130 Most tragic is what happens to a girl to turn her into an "escort".
Every whore has a backstory you won't believe.

Posted by: Reforger at April 11, 2024 03:44 PM (B705c)

131 46
I bet she reeks badly.

Posted by: Dr Huge Largemeat at April 11, 2024 03:25 PM (GPlFS)
......

She doesn't like to poop alone.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 03:45 PM (v0R5T)

132 Ireland’s GDP numbers are a sham. The average Irish citizen is kinda poor., even relative to the rest of Europe.

The high GDP numbers are accounting bullshit numbers that doesn’t translate to wealth for its people.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:45 PM (Y6Wgg)

133 Re: the Rashid video. I find it hilarious that her "aide" keeps slamming the elevator call button that is already lit, as if she can make it arrive faster. Sort of like running your fingers through the tap water stream thinking it will get hot faster if you do that.

Posted by: Frasier Crane at April 11, 2024 03:45 PM (bNf8H)

134 Most tragic is what happens to a girl to turn her into an "escort".
Every whore has a backstory you won't believe.
Posted by: Ref




Now do yacht girls.

They do it for the easy money.

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (BrwLd)

135 Re: the Rashid video. I find it hilarious that her "aide" keeps slamming the elevator call button that is already lit, as if she can make it arrive faster. Sort of like running your fingers through the tap water stream thinking it will get hot faster if you do that.
Posted by: Frasier Crane a

Who amongst us hasnt smashed the "door close" button over and over?

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (CIS44)

136 FIRST!!!!!

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (Zz0t1)

137 Ireland’s GDP numbers are a sham. The average Irish citizen is kinda poor., even relative to the rest of Europe.

The high GDP numbers are accounting bullshit numbers that doesn’t translate to wealth for its people.
Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:45 PM (Y6Wgg)
++++
Lots of big companies engaging in tax arbitrage are based in Ireland, which has an effect.

Ireland is not very rich. It's not dirt poor, but it's not a rich country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (HnUIn)

138 Aid and comfort to enemies... that phrase sounds familiar for some reason.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (xaFKb)

139 Harvard will require test scores for admission again

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (RHGPo)
________________

Rayciss!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (YqDXo)

140 Aid and comfort to enemies... that phrase sounds familiar for some reason.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (xaFKb)
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Because you just described American foreign policy?

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (HnUIn)

141 137 Ireland is not very rich. It's not dirt poor, but it's not a rich country.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (HnUIn)

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I'm pretty sure I could buy the entire county of Cork with a twenty dollar bill.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)

142 I dunno if every escort has “a story”. I think a lot of them figure I’m 21 hot and I can make 10x the money I’d make working in a cubicle 40 hours a week, while working a few hours a week.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (Y6Wgg)

143
She doesn't like to poop alone.
Posted by: wth

She needs permission from a male relative.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (mIj8s)

144 130 Most tragic is what happens to a girl to turn her into an "escort".
Every whore has a backstory you won't believe.

Some have a heart of gold

Posted by: Vivian Ward at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (og5mY)

145 Did Powell raise interest rates or not?
There was much talk of this in preceding days.
I talked to Fidelity this morning and their response
was, figuratively, 'Huh?'.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (eY+TO)

146 Re: the Rashid video. I find it hilarious that her "aide" keeps slamming the elevator call button that is already lit, as if she can make it arrive faster. Sort of like running your fingers through the tap water stream thinking it will get hot faster if you do that.
Posted by: Frasier Crane



Didn't the courts rule that congress couldn't block people on Twatter/Xcrement? Isn't Talib shouting "I DON'T TALK TO FOX NEWS" like a he-bitch man-whore the same thing?

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (Zz0t1)

147 Dubai is probably comparatively safe. They're sort of like the Las Vegas of the Emirates and are fairly tolerant so long as you aren't too wild and your checks never, ever bounce.

I still wouldn't risk it, though.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:35 PM (HnUIn)

What are the odds that they have secret cameras in hotel rooms? Asking for a friend.

Posted by: Hunter at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (nvKZ7)

148 I'm pretty sure I could buy the entire county of Cork with a twenty dollar bill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
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Doubtful. Cork is very pretty, and that usually commands a premium...

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (HnUIn)

149 FIRST!!!!!
Posted by: Sponge

Welcome back, stranger. Where you been?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (9yWhg)

150 Harvard will require test scores for admission again

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (RHGPo)
________________

Guess they got burned by admitting David "Horst Weasel" Hogg.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 03:48 PM (YqDXo)

151 134 Most tragic is what happens to a girl to turn her into an "escort".
Every whore has a backstory you won't believe.
Posted by: Ref




Now do yacht girls.

They do it for the easy money.
Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (BrwLd)
______

Yea, many of the Epstein girls were recruited from upper-class schools in Manhattan. I don't know if there's a whore archetype.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:48 PM (iFTx/)

152 Harvard will require test scores for admission again

Posted by: SMOD

Hogg had an effect!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 03:48 PM (mIj8s)

153 I'm pretty sure I could buy the entire county of Cork with a twenty dollar bill.
Posted by: The


And not just the residents, the real estate too!

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:48 PM (BrwLd)

154 Qatar also shovels serious money to various think tanks, like the Brookings Institution.

Good press is where you buy it, I guess.

Posted by: William F. 'Buck' Dharma at April 11, 2024 03:48 PM (a9CYf)

155 148 I'm pretty sure I could buy the entire county of Cork with a twenty dollar bill.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (GBKbO)
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Doubtful. Cork is very pretty, and that usually commands a premium...
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (HnUIn)

=======

*digs in pockets*

A twenty dollar bill, a used candy wrapper, 47 cents in change (the two pennies are Canadian), and some lint.

Deal?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)

156 143
She doesn't like to poop alone.
Posted by: wth
--------------------

She poops with her son and at DM there are pics of her in the tub with him.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (eY+TO)

157 Soros gave back all "outside money" so he could turn his operations into a "family office" that has no disclosure requirements about its investments.

I'd take the bet that he's well on his way to being the richest man ever through insider trading including by using leaks from Treasury. He was convicted of doing exactly that in Europe years ago.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (Gse2f)

158 I have no desire to visit, it looks like a place that was created by and for gym bros and thots. No thanks.

funny you mention gym bros -- they have some amazing gyms over there, like everything else with all the money they have to burn -- but the gyms are male only of course, so no gym thots -- they have to stay on the yacht

Posted by: brak at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (AR07F)

159 Racist trope ! Racist trope ! Racist trope!

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (MNhXM)

160
Welcome back, stranger. Where you been?
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:47 PM (9yWhg)



It's been pointed out that my humor is not for human consumption, so I've cut way back.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (Zz0t1)

161 They do it for the easy money.

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (BrwLd)

They all do.
I was a cook at the Mustang.
I've heard some shit.
And no, I never partook.

Posted by: Reforger at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (B705c)

162 Qatar, not Israel, is our "best ally in the region."

Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 03:15 PM

The explanation is simple...Israel has filthy Jews in it. Qatar doesn't.

Well...that and the millions of dollars in bribes that Qatar pays to our politicians.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (gSZYf)

163 Qatar, China, Russia ... other foreign nations all know American politicians can be bought .. so they buy them.

Our scum politicians think they are brilliant for selling us out (and getting their families big bucks, like Hunter or so many others).

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (Cus5s)

164 This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/wjjqxz

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

165 162 The explanation is simple...Israel has filthy Jews in it. Qatar doesn't.

Well...that and the millions of dollars in bribes that Qatar pays to our politicians.
Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (gSZYf)

=========

"Millions? I could have gotten millions?!"
-The Stache

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (GBKbO)

166 It's been pointed out that my humor is not for human consumption, so I've cut way back.
Posted by: Sponge



Limericks based on Queensryche lyrics?

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (9yWhg)

167 ... A twenty dollar bill, a used candy wrapper, 47 cents in change (the two pennies are Canadian), and some lint.

Deal?
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (GBKbO)
++++
*Canadian?*

Ugh.

No sale.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:51 PM (HnUIn)

168 164 This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/wjjqxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)
________

For the right price she surely would. But verdict: Bangable.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:51 PM (iFTx/)

169 It seems to me that, very slowly, Republicans, or some of them, are growing bolder and more confrontational in the face of our communist rulers.

Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2024 03:51 PM (kzHlT)

170 It's been pointed out that my humor is not for human consumption, so I've cut way back.
Posted by: Sponge

Watch out or you'll lose weight by cutting back on consumption.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 03:52 PM (mIj8s)

171 Senate Republicans Will Force a Vote to Strip Terrorist-Funding Qatar of Its Status as a "Non-NATO Ally"

Not if

I

have anything

to

say about it.

Posted by: Mitch McConnell at April 11, 2024 03:52 PM (v0R5T)

172 I have never met a girl that told he back shortly in a way that was not somehow horrifying.


Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:52 PM (BrwLd)

173 I might sell you Cork. Depends what candy wrapper. Good one like Snickers or the cheap Mexican shit?

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:52 PM (Y6Wgg)

174 One of my favorite Irish jokes as told by Dave Allen:

An irishman finds a lamp on the beach. He starts polishing the lamp and out comes a genie who grants the irishman 3 wishes for freeing him from the lamp. The Irishman requests a bottle of stout which immediately appears. The irishman declares it delicious and the genie tells him that when the bottle is emptied, it immediately refills. The irishman chugs the bottle dry and, saints be praised, the bottle is once magically refilled. The irishman declares his gratitude and the genie reminds him he still has two more wishes. The irishman says, "give me a couple of more bottles of stout."

Posted by: Ball Sack at April 11, 2024 03:53 PM (ogTiX)

175 Ireland is not very rich. It's not dirt poor, but it's not a rich country.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (HnUIn)

And their government is spending a lot of money maintaining the thousands of Ukrainian "refugees" who have arrived to suckle at the government teat.

Posted by: CharlieBrown'sDildo at April 11, 2024 03:53 PM (gSZYf)

176 They do it for the easy money.
Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:46 PM (BrwLd)

I'd make it the hardest 90 seconds they ever worked!

Posted by: Auspex at April 11, 2024 03:53 PM (j4U/Z)

177
169 It seems to me that, very slowly, Republicans, or some of them, are growing bolder and more confrontational in the face of our communist rulers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2024 03:51 PM (kzHlT)


This is due to the face we have some new blood coming in that gets it. Vance for instance.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:54 PM (Y6Wgg)

178 This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:

I'm pretty sure that's AI.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:54 PM (CsUN+)

179 'd make it the hardest 90 seconds they ever worked!
Posted by: Aus




That was funny.

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:54 PM (BrwLd)

180 ______

Yea, many of the Epstein girls were recruited from upper-class schools in Manhattan. I don't know if there's a whore archetype.

Posted by: Elric Blade a
--------------------------

Female chimpanzee's are the same way. It's genetic, some are born to ramble others are born to be maternal. Only difference is male chimps don't force females into running estray.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:54 PM (eY+TO)

181 The Swiss Miss Instant Cocoa girl was cute. And she could yodel!

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (9yWhg)

182 This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/wjjqxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

That can't be her underwear.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (v0R5T)

183 So many girls in porn I’m sure it’s not a hard transition to escort.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (MNhXM)

184 177
169 It seems to me that, very slowly, Republicans, or some of them, are growing bolder and more confrontational in the face of our communist rulers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2024 03:51 PM (kzHlT)


This is due to the face we have some new blood coming in that gets it. Vance for instance.
Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:54 PM (Y6Wgg)

=======

Backing a largely toothless measure that doesn't even need to come up for a vote and is bound to fail in an election year isn't exactly a profile in courage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)

185 Hamas is keeping her fridge well-stocked with Gaza humanitarian aid packages
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:39 PM (iFTx/)

2000 calories per MRE.

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (YwyqV)

186
Well...that and the millions of dollars in bribes that Qatar pays to our politicians.

It's funny the difference between politicians who've been around a while, long ago bought and paid for, and newbies like 'Fettermonster' - they haven't figured out whether he can take the pile of cash and STFU or be trusted.

So he's pretty much 'un-bought' right now. It's kinda refreshing, but I have no pretense it will stay that way for long. Not my first rodeo.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (RKVpM)

187 Afternoon.

Did we ever figure out how Qatar is supposed to be pronounced?

Ku-tar? Catter? Cutter? Gutter?

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (Z2yLo)

188 177
169 It seems to me that, very slowly, Republicans, or some of them, are growing bolder and more confrontational in the face of our communist rulers.
Posted by: Xipe Totec at April 11, 2024 03:51 PM (kzHlT)


This is due to the face we have some new blood coming in that gets it. Vance for instance.
Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 03:54 PM (Y6Wgg)
_____

All true. Although I have little confidence that when the chips are down, they won't still kick me in the nuts and then, when I bend over in pain, sneak behind me and fuck me in the ass.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:56 PM (iFTx/)

189 re: MTG wanting to oust Johnson. I don't think so.
She wants him to man up.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:56 PM (eY+TO)

190 I am sick and tired of listening to people on TV and Radio saying nice things about a 2 time murderer.

Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 11, 2024 03:56 PM (PQ4m2)

191 Crap. Tiger Woods just teed off. Now we’ll have to see everyone of his shots and him talking to his caddy.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (MNhXM)

192 190 I am sick and tired of listening to people on TV and Radio saying nice things about a 2 time murderer.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 11, 2024 03:56 PM (PQ4m2)

========

You know, Hitler really loved his dog.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (GBKbO)

193 Breitbart: ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson Attacks Christians Who Support ‘Rapist’ Trump: ‘He’s Their Poster Child’

https://tinyurl.com/53x7ffc6

That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (Z2yLo)

194 =======

Backing a largely toothless measure that doesn't even need to come up for a vote and is bound to fail in an election year isn't exactly a profile in courage.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda
-----------------------

Baby steps
Gift horse
Practice, practice, practice

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (eY+TO)

195 There are nit that many girls in hardcore, what maybe a thousand?

The good old days of hardcore where they made movies were way better for girls than the now offhand , no big deal doing internet hardcore that they are doing

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (BrwLd)

196 Did we ever figure out how Qatar is supposed to be pronounced?
Posted by: Robert


It hasn't told us what its pronouns are yet.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (9yWhg)

197 Wtf is Qatar? Suck my balls.
By the way, I've been planning a trip to Dubai.


Your hex is working. Nobody will accuse you of being an intellectual.

Posted by: Way, Way Downriver at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (zdLoL)

198 [From one of Christopher Rufo's tweets in the prior thread:]

"There must be a full Senate hearing and investigation of Cook's academic misconduct. Integrity matters—especially for those who control the US money supply."

Am I the only one who found that line deliciously dripping with irony?

Probably not intended as ... but that's some damn good snark!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (ThGuM)

199 Backing a largely toothless measure that doesn't even need to come up for a vote and is bound to fail in an election year isn't exactly a profile in courage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)
++++
But it *is* a profile in theatrics!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (HnUIn)

200 After reading today's posts about systemic corruption and betrayal, I'm totally convinced camps are not coming.


Posted by: Not trying to be mean but... at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (zMP8E)

201 It's holdings here are extensive, from.LNG to Shipbuilding, staffing, property and more.

The US Department of State.
The U.S.-Qatar Strategic Partnership
FACT SHEET, OFFICE OF THE SPOKESPERSON
MARCH 5, 2024

It begins, "The United States and Qatar benefit from historically close ties built on more than 50 years of close cooperation on key political, commercial, social, and security objectives.  The United States will continue to work closely with Qatar on our shared strategic priorities to promote security and prosperity in the Gulf and broader Middle East region, uphold effective global institutions, and foster ties between our peoples."

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (NFX2v)

202 194 Baby steps
Gift horse
Practice, practice, practice
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (eY+TO)

========

"Build the damn fence."
-comes to mind for some reason

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

203 190 I am sick and tired of listening to people on TV and Radio saying nice things about a 2 time murderer.

Posted by: Nevergiveup
------------------

Mistake #1: listening to the radio. Discretion must be observed.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (eY+TO)

204 That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.

Wow, was that ever stupid.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (CsUN+)

205 He was not convicted of murder, so maybe he's not a murderer.

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (BrwLd)

206 remember john bolton casually strolling around Doha:

https://tinyurl.com/429r2ycx

Posted by: brak at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (AR07F)

207 So many girls in porn I’m sure it’s not a hard transition to escort.
Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (MNhXM)


There's essentially no difference. Fewer cameras, I suppose.

Posted by: spindrift at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (OguvZ)

208 183 So many girls in porn I’m sure it’s not a hard transition to escort.
Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (MNhXM)
_____

True, but the porn producers don't want the porn girls to hook on the side. It diminishes their appeal to their audience, if just anyone with the right size wallet can bang them. I'm sure some of the girls do it, but if they get caught the producers will black-ball them.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

209 199 Backing a largely toothless measure that doesn't even need to come up for a vote and is bound to fail in an election year isn't exactly a profile in courage.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:55 PM (GBKbO)
++++
But it *is* a profile in theatrics!
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (HnUIn)

=======

"But these theatrics mean so much more this time! We promise! Donate today!"
-GOP fundraising email

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (GBKbO)

210 Did Powell raise interest rates or not?
There was much talk of this in preceding days.
I talked to Fidelity this morning and their response
was, figuratively, 'Huh?'.
Posted by: Braenyard


It hasn't changed since last year.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (IG4Id)

211 She poops with her son and at DM there are pics of her in the tub with him.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (eY+TO)
.......

She ran out of TP?

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (v0R5T)

212 164 This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/wjjqxz
___

She's a showgirl, so she has long legs, right? I didn't even notice them!

Posted by: Unnamed Senator at April 11, 2024 04:00 PM (KSkEK)

213 191 Crap. Tiger Woods just teed off. Now we’ll have to see everyone of his shots and him talking to his caddy.
Posted by: polynikes



And a LIV guy is in the lead by 3 strokes (DeChambeau). The pearl clutching and Tiger tongue bathes will be 'fun'. Still, Augusta National is the prettiest golf course in the world. Lovely visuals.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 11, 2024 04:00 PM (sAmhv)

214 ========

"Build the damn fence."
-comes to mind for some reason

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda a
--------------------

Yes.
Right now, as a bargaining chip, they should push hard for the unobtainable and settle for more than they are trying for at the moment.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:00 PM (eY+TO)

215 True, but the porn producers don't want the porn girls to hook on the side. It diminishes their appeal to their audience, if just anyone with the right size wallet can bang them. I'm sure some of the girls do it, but if they get caught the producers will black-ball them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

I bet they will.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:01 PM (Z2yLo)

216
I am sick and tired of listening to people on TV and Radio saying nice things about a 2 time murderer.

Posted by: Nevergiveup


Two time murderer AND throat slasher. You know what group also likes to cut off heads? I'm sure you do.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 04:01 PM (RKVpM)

217
And a LIV guy is in the lead by 3 strokes (DeChambeau). The pearl clutching and Tiger tongue bathes will be 'fun'. Still, Augusta National is the prettiest golf course in the world. Lovely visuals.
Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 11, 2024 04:00 PM (sAmhv)



And you can't see one inch of the course from outside the fences.

Posted by: Sponge - F*ck Joe Biden at April 11, 2024 04:01 PM (Zz0t1)

218 Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 03:57 PM (BrwLd)

A thousand just in LA.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:01 PM (MNhXM)

219 211 She poops with her son and at DM there are pics of her in the tub with him.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 03:49 PM (eY+TO)
.......

She ran out of TP?

Posted by: wth
-------------------

Joey B. as a role model. Who knew?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:02 PM (eY+TO)

220 This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:

Good, Because unless she was part of some Muslims personal brothel she'd probably get locked up.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:02 PM (XkYcA)

221 193 Breitbart: ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson Attacks Christians Who Support ‘Rapist’ Trump: ‘He’s Their Poster Child’

https://tinyurl.com/53x7ffc6

That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.
Posted by: Robert



More deep thots from Hollywood.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 11, 2024 04:02 PM (sAmhv)

222 214 Yes.
Right now, as a bargaining chip, they should push hard for the unobtainable and settle for more than they are trying for at the moment.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:00 PM (eY+TO)

=======

Wait...you think this will lead to anything at all?

Like, a limit of money to Qatar or something?

Like, seriously?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:02 PM (GBKbO)

223 This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/wjjqxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

Is it just me or does she look a bit like Kirsten Dunst?

I should kiss her upside down like Spider-Man just to be sure.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:02 PM (Z2yLo)

224 A thousand just in LA.



In hardcore, doing what? There no money in big hardcore anymore, ince the internets.

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 04:03 PM (BrwLd)

225 Where am I wrong? I get that multinationals book income in Ireland for tax reasons, which boosts GDP, but Irish GNI figures per capita put it high in the league tables. not all this money leaves Dublin, but some does. It's wrong to say Ireland's not prosperous, and more so than countries like .... Canada.

My family's from Cork. Ye can't have it.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2024 04:03 PM (Gse2f)

226 190 I am sick and tired of listening to people on TV and Radio saying nice things about a 2 time murderer.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 11, 2024 03:56 PM (PQ4m2)

Not gonna lie, I'll watch some TV coverage. How often do you get to see a white Bronco hearse?

Posted by: I Member at April 11, 2024 04:03 PM (z+89e)

227 "Build the damn fence."
-comes to mind for some reason
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 03:58 PM (GBKbO)

We all love to be lied to. Don’t act like you don’t. ;-)

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (YwyqV)

228 Didn't NEWSMAX take $50 million from Qtatar?

Posted by: TC at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (cHOHf)

229 204 That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.

Wow, was that ever stupid.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (CsUN+
_______

The guy is a leftwing drone with admitted mental problems. He's been ranting about evil rightwingers and the Catholic Church -- he's still crying about pedos in the Church, like it's still 1995 -- for some long that I'm amazed there hasn't been a boycott of the show by now.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (iFTx/)

230 Is it just me or does she look a bit like Kirsten Dunst?

No, she has no similarities to a jack-o-lantern.

Posted by: spindrift at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (OguvZ)

231 Where am I wrong? I get that multinationals book income in Ireland for tax reasons, which boosts GDP, but Irish GNI figures per capita put it high in the league tables. not all this money leaves Dublin, but some does. It's wrong to say Ireland's not prosperous, and more so than countries like .... Canada.

My family's from Cork. Ye can't have it.
Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2024 04:03 PM (Gse2f)
++++
Ireland isn't rich by New World standards. Most of Europe isn't. Ireland isn't impoverished or anything.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)

232 Newsmax is shit.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (JeYYB)

233 Newsmax is shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (JeYYB)
++++
The entire American press complex is shit.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)

234 Qatar, not Israel, is our "best ally in the region."

These are evil men who picture themselves our rulers. Their authority only comes from our consent. The time is nigh to remove that. It is high time that when they go to sleep at night they fear the coming morning.

Posted by: Sock Monkey * hanging out at the corner of Crazy and Sanity at April 11, 2024 04:05 PM (EqGwf)

235 I leked the first season of Reacher, but the second is poorly written and badly directed. I didn't need another reason to stop watching.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2024 04:05 PM (Gse2f)

236 Just for the record

Ireland GDP 100,172 Gov% 21
Qatar 66,838. 24
USA 70,248 36

The Gov% interests me because government spending is a component of GDP.

Posted by: Ball Sack at April 11, 2024 04:05 PM (ogTiX)

237 Breitbart: ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson Attacks Christians Who Support ‘Rapist’ Trump: ‘He’s Their Poster Child’

https://tinyurl.com/53x7ffc6

That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.
Posted by: Robert

He failed to kill himself so he's decided to kill his show and possibly his career.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 11, 2024 04:05 PM (lAjBs)

238 Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/

Porn involves so much more today than contract girls with porn companies.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:05 PM (MNhXM)

239 The entire American press complex is shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:04 PM (HnUIn)

------

You are correct, Sir.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (JeYYB)

240 Dunst had some nice pumpkins 20 years ago.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (R4t5M)

241 >>> This redheaded showgirl has no desire to perform in Qatar:
http://tiny.cc/wjjqxz
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 03:50 PM (HnUIn)

Is it just me or does she look a bit like Kirsten Dunst? I should kiss her upside down like Spider-Man just to be sure.
Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:02 PM (Z2yLo)


She looks like the Aloy we should got from Horizon. A cute redhead with a bikini fashioned from just a few strategically placed wire harnesses.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (Y6IkP)

242 ... The Gov% interests me because government spending is a component of GDP.
Posted by: Ball Sack at April 11, 2024 04:05 PM (ogTiX)
++++
Which is stupid and always has been, especially because all government spending (tax revenue or deficit/debt raising) is treated equally.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (HnUIn)

243 In more important news:

Edgar Wright's next movie is coming together. He has cast Glenn Powell as the main character in his remake (or new adaptation, I guess) of The Running Man.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

244 93 Breitbart: ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson Attacks Christians Who Support ‘Rapist’ Trump: ‘He’s Their Poster Child’

https://tinyurl.com/53x7ffc6

That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.
Posted by: Robert

More deep thots from Hollywood.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 11, 2024 04:02 PM (sAmhv)
__________________

Alan, less time in the gym, more time in the library.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)

245 Porn involves so much more today than contract girls with porn companies.





If it is not movies or vids its not hardcore.

Posted by: N at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (BrwLd)

246
Only 193 comments to reach movie thread status.

Try harder horde. Think of baseball.

Posted by: Auspex at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (j4U/Z)

247 Alan, less time in the gym, more time in the library.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (YqDXo)
++++
No actor should ever follow this advice for any reason whatsoever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (HnUIn)

248 Newsmax is shit.
Posted by: Seems Legit
++++
The entire American press complex is shit.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!)
.......

Really. We've got to go to DM to get the lowdown on celebrities bathroom habits.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (v0R5T)

249 Breitbart: ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson Attacks Christians Who Support ‘Rapist’ Trump: ‘He’s Their Poster Child’

https://tinyurl.com/53x7ffc6

That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.

Posted by: Robert
---
Christians attacking Christians, who'd a thunk?

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (krQz2)

250 215 True, but the porn producers don't want the porn girls to hook on the side. It diminishes their appeal to their audience, if just anyone with the right size wallet can bang them. I'm sure some of the girls do it, but if they get caught the producers will black-ball them.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:59 PM (iFTx/)

I bet they will.
Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:01 PM (Z2yLo)
______

Except the porn makers are overwhelmingly Jewish mafia. So they gefilte-fish them?

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

251 The modestly dressed pretty redhead has no desire to perform in a jeweled peekaboo bra in Quatar either:

https://tinyurl.com/5xx8f7uf

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:08 PM (XkYcA)

252 I saw Ritchson on Instagram say that Florida has a governor who was "literally" burning books.

He's a moron.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 04:08 PM (JeYYB)

253 Qatar's sovereign wealth fund has bought the Park Lane Hotel in New York for $623 million, Bloomberg reported on Tuesday citing city property records. The Qatar Investment Authority acquired the 46-story hotel at 36 Central Park South from Steve Witkoff's company, the 46-story property, the report said.Aug 28, 2023

Luxury Launches, Real EstatePublished: January 17, 2023
The Qatar Royal family has a sprawling $41 million mansion in Manhattan which is exclusively used by its loyal servants – Spread across five stories, the 10,400 sq.ft cozy townhouse even has a garden and a landscaped terrace that offers views of Central Park and NYC’s skyline.

Just a few...

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it too you, too at April 11, 2024 04:08 PM (NFX2v)

254 reitbart: ‘Reacher’ Star Alan Ritchson Attacks Christians Who Support ‘Rapist’ Trump: ‘He’s Their Poster Child’

https://tinyurl.com/53x7ffc6

That crashing sound you heard was Reacher's rating hitting rock bottom.
Posted by: Robert
_________________

How incredibly stupid. Who asked him? He could have kept his mouth shut, but no. He had to spout off. If he sees a pile of dog shit on a sidewalk, does he run up to it and kick it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:08 PM (YqDXo)

255 The modestly dressed pretty redhead has no desire to perform in a jeweled peekaboo bra in Quatar either:

https://tinyurl.com/5xx8f7uf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:08 PM (XkYcA)
++++
It's always wonderful to find agreement!

Also, she's pretty.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:08 PM (HnUIn)

256 Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

How do you know this?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:09 PM (XkYcA)

257

All true. Although I have little confidence that when the chips are down, they won't still kick me in the nuts and then, when I bend over in pain, sneak behind me and fuck me in the ass.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:5

Time will tell.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 04:09 PM (nidac)

258 Edgar Wright's next movie is coming together. He has cast Glenn Powell as the main character in his remake (or new adaptation, I guess) of The Running Man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

=====

Is it going to be based on the book or the movie? Because I might watch it if it's the book.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 04:09 PM (DRSnL)

259 Is Qatar where the Hamas leadership lives?

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 11, 2024 04:09 PM (nRBE8)

260 Some OT hilarity for the Horde:

A five-time World Champion undefeated (!!!) woman boxer transitioned to a male and was favored to easily defeat "his" first male opponent at a bout held in Palm Springs this week.

Turns out that the supposedly overmatched real male underdog handily clocked his opponent, knocking her out in fight was a male undergo knocking her out 21 seconds into the fight.

***LOL***

https://tinyurl.com/m7xdjz9n

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (guGkK)

261 The modestly dressed pretty redhead has no desire to perform in a jeweled peekaboo bra in Quatar either:

https://tinyurl.com/5xx8f7uf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


Ooh, she's a nice one, Fan. I think you've shown her before. Coed vibe.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

262 190 I am sick and tired of listening to people on TV and Radio saying nice things about a 2 time murderer.
Posted by: Nevergiveup at April 11, 2024 03:56 PM (PQ4m2)

One of the cohosts on Outnumbered is a young black guy, and he didn't hold back on his disgust for OJ. The dark-haired lawyer, Emily....reviewed the amount of physical abuse, stalking and number of calls Nicole made to the police and finally to an abuse shelter, most of which were declared inadmissible in court. None of it mattered to the jury, some of whose members admitted later they were never going to convict him.

Posted by: jen the original at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (4Y+19)

263 If he thinks Trump is a rapist then he really is a big dumbass.

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (lAjBs)

264 How incredibly stupid. Who asked him? He could have kept his mouth shut, but no. He had to spout off. If he sees a pile of dog shit on a sidewalk, does he run up to it and kick it?
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


His agents gassed him. These 'off-the-cuff' political farts are always agents pushing their donkeys to say shit to get more work. It's post-modern marketing.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (IG4Id)

265 Well, we now know that Kristol is one of the few not being directly financed by Qatar.
--------
He's a volunteer.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (vtyCZ)

266 Huh. I don't see "foreign policy" or even "foreign affairs" in the Senate's *or* the House's responsibilities.

Why are they even allowed to travel outside the United States while in office?
Posted by: Joe Mannix

Until Woodrow Wilson, no president ever left the US. A lot of our problems stem from the conscious decision after the Spanish American War to become a trading empire. That creates elites that make their money from peddling influence to foreign powers eager to get a friend in DC.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (G0ieF)

267 The modestly dressed pretty redhead has no desire to perform in a jeweled peekaboo bra in Quatar either:

https://tinyurl.com/5xx8f7uf
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:08 PM (XkYcA)

She doesn't look anything like Kirsten Dunst.

Still, I should kiss her upside down like Spider-Man just to be sure.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (Z2yLo)

268 Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (9yWhg)

Yes. sorry. She's a repeat. There is a limited supply of modestly dressed women unlike boobettes on parade.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (XkYcA)

269 Edited for gibberish removal:

Some OT hilarity for the Horde:

A five-time World Champion undefeated (!!!) woman boxer transitioned to a male and was favored to easily defeat "his" first male opponent at a bout held in Palm Springs this week.

Turns out that the supposedly overmatched real male underdog handily clocked his opponent, knocking her out 21 seconds into the fight.

https://tinyurl.com/m7xdjz9n

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (guGkK)

270 ***LOL***

https://tinyurl.com/m7xdjz9n

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (guGkK)

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LOL, thanks for making my day.

Posted by: Seems Legit at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (JeYYB)

271 103 92 And yet Dubai is a hot vacation destination for women all over the world. I don't get it.
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 03:34 PM (iFTx/)


Add a few more zeros to your bank account and you might...

Posted by: goozer at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (5aMWQ)

272 258 Is it going to be based on the book or the movie? Because I might watch it if it's the book.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 04:09 PM (DRSnL

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It's been in development for about 5 years, but I think I remember reading that it was going to be based on the book.

It's also apparently something of a dream project for Wright.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (GBKbO)

273 Until Woodrow Wilson, no president ever left the US. A lot of our problems stem from the conscious decision after the Spanish American War to become a trading empire. That creates elites that make their money from peddling influence to foreign powers eager to get a friend in DC.
Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:10 PM (G0ieF)
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Sure, but even with all that, having the *president* or his foreign service staff leave the country is at least legitimate.

Congress, though? Not so much. They should have their passports revoked as part of their swearing-in.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (HnUIn)

274 Irish GNI per capita is a bit higher than the US overall, from what I'm seeing. There's a wide range among US states, and Ireland would be well over the flyover states.

Take a guess which "state" is the highest, and it's not close. More than 2x #2 New York.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (Gse2f)

275 256 Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 04:07 PM (iFTx/)

How do you know this?
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:09 PM (XkYcA)
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Not through personal experience. I'm not into porn. But for some reason, I've always been curious how it's made and who makes it. There are some good documentaries out there on these subjects, as well as first-person accounts of former workers and producers.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 04:12 PM (iFTx/)

276 Yes. sorry. She's a repeat. There is a limited supply of modestly dressed women unlike boobettes on parade.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke


That's OK. She is always welcome here.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 04:12 PM (9yWhg)

277 Costco is going to start selling Ozempic. I swear, EVERYONE is pushing that stuff nowadays.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 04:12 PM (DRSnL)

278 Yes. sorry. She's a repeat. There is a limited supply of modestly dressed women unlike boobettes on parade.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (XkYcA)
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"Modest?" Seriously? Her skirt is well above the knee!

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (HnUIn)

279 Dunst had some nice pumpkins 20 years ago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory'

Honestly Young Kirsten Dunst was a svelte hottie. Wow.
But I actually grew to respect her as an older performer in that arc of 'Fargo', as the beautician with the basement full of travel magazines. I did construction and repairs in out-of-the-way places and I've met women like that in real life.
I love Keith Carradine's line: "You're a bit teched, arntcha? Well, that's okay."

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (9yXr+)

280 Tiger birdied the first hole. The announcers practically orgasmed

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (ixVYR)

281 In more important news:

Edgar Wright's next movie is coming together. He has cast Glenn Powell as the main character in his remake (or new adaptation, I guess) of The Running Man.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:06 PM (GBKbO)

I know he's the guy that directed Scott Pilgrim but I just now find out he directed Hot Fuzz.

Hot Fuzz was great.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (Z2yLo)

282 Are people on TV saying nice things about the multiple killer? As a cord cutter many years ago I’m glad I don’t have to see any of it.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (nidac)

283 Try harder horde. Think of baseball.
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Should I walk the Wookie to pitch to the Ewok??

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (vtyCZ)

284 Two time murderer AND throat slasher. You know what group also likes to cut off heads? I'm sure you do.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 04:01 PM (RKVpM)

Is that really fair? He only did both people that one time, so not really a "two time" murderer.

They say he was working on Nicole when Ron showed up. He turned, incapacitated Ron with I think an abdominal cut, then went back and slooooowly took the knife to Nicole's throat, so that her head almost came off. He then returned to Ron to finish him off.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (dGCAG)

285 I figured that reacher show was mostly geared toward chicks. Outlander-like mommyporn. Probably a good publicity move.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (Y6IkP)

286 Costco is going to start selling Ozempic. I swear, EVERYONE is pushing that stuff nowadays.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 04:12 PM (DRSnL)
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I'm not surprised. Given how much work it is - and how difficult - to lose weight, I'm not surprised at all by the size of the market for the "easy button" approach.

Until it turns out that, like every single other weight-loss "easy button" drug, it kills you.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

287 It does not make sense to me-and yet it does to these people (?!!) that wealthy, fairly good looking and I expect rather charismatic Donald Trump could easily get most women-and didn't need to rape some nutty woman who's not gorgeous by any means in the dressing room of a store for women?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (XkYcA)

288 Catherine Herridge testified in Congress today that she was working on a story uncovering "government corruption" when CBS locked her out of the building and seized all her files and notes.

Just another day in the Corporation of America.

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (krQz2)

289 @251 She shows just a little thigh. Fetching.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2024 04:15 PM (Gse2f)

290 281 I know he's the guy that directed Scott Pilgrim but I just now find out he directed Hot Fuzz.

Hot Fuzz was great.
Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (Z2yLo)

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Shaun of the Dead, The World's End, Baby Driver, and Last Night and Soho are the rest.

I'm a fan.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

291 260. That is some testosterone laden chick. Look for it to be dead in another three or four years, heart attack or cancer.

Posted by: jen the original at April 11, 2024 04:15 PM (4Y+19)

292 The guy is a leftwing drone with admitted mental problems. He's been ranting about evil rightwingers and the Catholic Church -- he's still crying about pedos in the Church, like it's still 1995 -- for some long that I'm amazed there hasn't been a boycott of the show by now.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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Far too many people simply do not think in ideological terms and are quite naive and gullible to accept froth flecked celebutard comments as long as they get their 'shows'.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:15 PM (G0ieF)

293 286 I'm not surprised. Given how much work it is - and how difficult - to lose weight, I'm not surprised at all by the size of the market for the "easy button" approach.

Until it turns out that, like every single other weight-loss "easy button" drug, it kills you.
Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (HnUIn)

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I once played with a story idea of a pill that gave you the ideal physical shape but killed you after 24 hours.

I couldn't crack it, though.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (GBKbO)

294 Costco is going to start selling Ozempic. I swear, EVERYONE is pushing that stuff nowadays.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 04:12 PM (DRSnL)
.......

I hope they've had their bathroom drains snaked.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

295 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (guGkK)

Have to admit that transition one of the better ones. I’m sure mega testosterone has something to do with it. I need to see a before photo.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (MNhXM)

296 I know he's the guy that directed Scott Pilgrim but I just now find out he directed Hot Fuzz.

Hot Fuzz was great.
Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:13 PM (Z2yLo)

Shaun Of the Dead, Baby Driver.

So a varied and quite entertaining output.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (dGCAG)

297 Fun Facts:
Yes, Ozempic causes diarrhea. In clinical trials, diarrhea was the third most commonly reported side effect, just behind nausea and vomiting.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

298 It does not make sense to me-and yet it does to these people (?!!) that wealthy, fairly good looking and I expect rather charismatic Donald Trump could easily get most women-and didn't need to rape some nutty woman who's not gorgeous by any means in the dressing room of a store for women?

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (XkYcA)
________________

Now there's no need to introduce common sense into the discussion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)

299 Shaun of the Dead, The World's End, Baby Driver, and Last Night and Soho are the rest.

I'm a fan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

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Also Spaced, although that was a TV show and not a movie.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 04:17 PM (DRSnL)

300 Dunst had some nice pumpkins 20 years ago.
Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory'

Honestly Young Kirsten Dunst was a svelte hottie. Wow.
But I actually grew to respect her as an older performer in that arc of 'Fargo', as the beautician with the basement full of travel magazines. I did construction and repairs in out-of-the-way places and I've met women like that in real life.
I love Keith Carradine's line: "You're a bit teched, arntcha? Well, that's okay."
Posted by: LenNeal


She was the perfect age in Interview with the Vampire.

Posted by: Joe Biden at April 11, 2024 04:17 PM (3t4sN)

301 I wasn’t joking about having to watch Woods walking and talking. They just showed 30-40 seconds of him walking to his ball.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (MNhXM)

302 Fun Facts:
Yes, Ozempic causes diarrhea. In clinical trials, diarrhea was the third most commonly reported side effect, just behind nausea and vomiting.
Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)

What about depression and thoughts of suicide?

It seems nothing gets approved if it doesn't cause depression and thoughts of suicide.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (Z2yLo)

303 Fun Facts:
Yes, Ozempic causes diarrhea. In clinical trials, diarrhea was the third most commonly reported side effect, just behind nausea and vomiting.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
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Sounds much better than hitting the gym and dieting a bit.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (YqDXo)

304 The guy is a leftwing drone with admitted mental problems. He's been ranting about evil rightwingers and the Catholic Church -- he's still crying about pedos in the Church, like it's still 1995 -- for some long that I'm amazed there hasn't been a boycott of the show by now.
Posted by: Elric Blade
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He's a brother in Christ to me.

I'm not overly fond of all my brothers....

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (krQz2)

305 Posted by: Fen

They hate him, the truth doesn't enter into it at all.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (mIj8s)

306 So Ozempic just gives yiu the runs and that’s how you lose weight? Seems like it would be much cheaper to just eat Taco Bell.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (nidac)

307 Shaun of the Dead, The World's End, Baby Driver, and Last Night and Soho are the rest.

I'm a fan.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:15 PM (GBKbO)

I can't remember why now, but I didn't care for World's End.

I'm not sure I want to watch it again to figure it out.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (dGCAG)

308
Until Woodrow Wilson, no president ever left the US. A lot of our problems stem from the conscious decision after the Spanish American War to become a trading empire. That creates elites that make their money from peddling influence to foreign powers eager to get a friend in DC.

Posted by: whig at
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Jefferson was a proponent of 'free trade'. It's written that free trade was preeminent in his mind leading up to our battle with the Barbarians. That the enslaving of our citizens was the straw that he used to unite the populous.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (eY+TO)

309 For anyone tiring of Fen wagging her finger, and pining for the Old Days of fantasizing over black and white illustrations in the JC Penney Catalog, here you go.

https://www.koshercasual.com

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (9yXr+)

310
Tiger birdied the first hole.

Birdied, par'd, eagle, double eagle... then there's tennis with it's scoring system of 15, 30, love, and now pickleball with it's craziness that is just as insane.

First thing we do is leg shackle the people who invent this stuff then lead them to the nearest cliff.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (RKVpM)

311 299 Also Spaced, although that was a TV show and not a movie.
Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 04:17 PM (DRSnL)

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I love Spaced, but it has one of the worst, "Hey, I love The Matrix, I have to put an homage into the thing I'm working on right now" bits of that period. I think it was the first episode of the second season.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (GBKbO)

312 What about depression and thoughts of suicide?

It seems nothing gets approved if it doesn't cause depression and thoughts of suicide.
Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (Z2yLo)

Ahem!!
- Dry mouth

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (nidac)

313 But I guess if you take a big watery shit several times a day you're bound to lose a little weight.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (Z2yLo)

314 Shaun Of the Dead, Baby Driver.

So a varied and quite entertaining output.
Posted by: BurtTC


Shaun of the Dead was a hoot.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (3t4sN)

315 Decaffeinated?

Pub?

The greater good

Posted by: Erebus-ex-killer whale at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (lAjBs)

316 Sure, but even with all that, having the *president* or his foreign service staff leave the country is at least legitimate.

Congress, though? Not so much. They should have their passports revoked as part of their swearing-in.
Posted by: Joe Mannix
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Once you start spending money here and there everywhere across the globe and allow military bases willy nilly as well,you get the locusts like Congress following.

Would not be so bad if Congress actually used the trips for oversight and to quell executive overreach but instead they use it to grease their palms and entertain themselves.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (G0ieF)

317 She was the perfect age in Interview with the Vampire.
Posted by: Joe Biden'

HAHAHA!

Damn

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (9yXr+)

318 Now there's no need to introduce common sense into the discussion.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:17 PM (YqDXo)
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Just like math, there's no reason to inject racism into a conversation.

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (krQz2)

319 So Ozempic just gives yiu the runs and that’s how you lose weight? Seems like it would be much cheaper to just eat Taco Bell.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (nidac)
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Or Chipotle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

320 307 I can't remember why now, but I didn't care for World's End.

I'm not sure I want to watch it again to figure it out.
Posted by: BurtTC at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (dGCAG)

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It's apparently an unpopular opinion, but I think it's the best of the Cornetto Trilogy.

There's something about the structure to it, how we see it all once in the prologue, it gets repeated over the film, how the names of the pubs match the character journey, all of it, that really works for me. It enhances both the comedy and the drama.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (GBKbO)

321 What's a little diarrhea among friends?

Posted by: Tori Spelling at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)

322 He's a brother in Christ to me.

I'm not overly fond of all my brothers....
Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (krQz2)

Hs a church lady Pharisee.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (MNhXM)

323 303 Fun Facts:
Yes, Ozempic causes diarrhea. In clinical trials, diarrhea was the third most commonly reported side effect, just behind nausea and vomiting.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
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A friend said that both can be projectile at the same time.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (eY+TO)

324 Would not be so bad if Congress actually used the trips for oversight and to quell executive overreach but instead they use it to grease their palms and entertain themselves.
Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (G0ieF)
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Yup.

So revoke their passports. They have no legitimate need to travel abroad, and lots of illegitimate reasons to do so.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (HnUIn)

325 Shaun Of the Dead, Baby Driver.

So a varied and quite entertaining output.
Posted by: BurtTC


Shaun of the Dead was a hoot.
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 04:19 PM (3t4sN)
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Wife and I really liked Baby Driver.

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:21 PM (krQz2)

326 Technically a birdie or eagle isn’t a score. It’s a slang description of a score. A -1 is the score a birdie is a description of -1, but it’s not an official scoring thing in golf.

Posted by: Montec at April 11, 2024 04:21 PM (nidac)

327 Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 04:11 PM (guGkK)

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260. That is some testosterone laden chick. Look for it to be dead in another three or four years, heart attack or cancer.
Posted by: jen the original at April 11, 2024 04:15 PM (4Y+19)

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Have to admit that transition one of the better ones. I’m sure mega testosterone has something to do with it. I need to see a before photo.
Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (MNhXM)


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Nope. Read the tiny captions under the pics. They're all of some other boxer!

I guess MSNBC decided it didn't want to show its readers what a REAL 'transgender man' looks like so they gaslight their readers by using with stock photos of a real guy who has nothing to do with the story.

Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 04:21 PM (guGkK)

328 NOOD! Disney

Posted by: Moonbeam at April 11, 2024 04:21 PM (rbKZ6)

329 How the hell can clothing be "kosher?"

Also, I have my shtick and Fen has hers. Whatever.

Posted by: Joe Mannix (Not a cop!) at April 11, 2024 04:21 PM (HnUIn)

330 Yes, Ozempic causes diarrhea. In clinical trials, diarrhea was the third most commonly reported side effect, just behind nausea and vomiting.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:16 PM (v0R5T)
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Sounds much better than hitting the gym and dieting a bit.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara


You need to find some Olestra.
Talk about power shits.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 04:22 PM (3t4sN)

331 What's a little diarrhea among friends?

Posted by: Tori Spelling at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (v0R5T)
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A social faux pas.

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:22 PM (krQz2)

332 Jefferson was a proponent of 'free trade'. It's written that free trade was preeminent in his mind leading up to our battle with the Barbarians. That the enslaving of our citizens was the straw that he used to unite the populous.
Posted by: Braenyard
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Jefferson, like most of the agricultural South, saw foreign markets as a key to growth in the region. The North, not so much.

In practice though, the US was never a 'free trade' state until quite recently and that was more to the point of trying to keep the rest of the world from going Commie than to the benefit of the average person working domestically.

Inevitably free trade leads to open borders which will lead to government collapse unless you get rid of the entire welfare state.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:22 PM (G0ieF)

333 Shaun Of The Dead is a riot.
I was skeptical until the hungover walk to the corner store.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 04:23 PM (9yXr+)

334 What about depression and thoughts of suicide?

It seems nothing gets approved if it doesn't cause depression and thoughts of suicide.
Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (Z2yLo)
.......

Sure, Ozempic will do that. You get pretty bummed when crapping yourself in public.
Then they sell you Prozac and Lexapro. Problem solved!

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 04:23 PM (v0R5T)

335 Yup.

So revoke their passports. They have no legitimate need to travel abroad, and lots of illegitimate reasons to do so.
Posted by: Joe Mannix

We are pretty much beyond simple solutions now. The only choice left is choosing the form of our destructor.

Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:24 PM (G0ieF)

336 Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (RKVpM)

You’ll have to go back to the 15th century to get the inventors of Golf and tennis. You best bet is to get the pickle ball guy.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:24 PM (MNhXM)

337 I blame it all on The East India Company.

Posted by: LenNeal remembers at April 11, 2024 04:24 PM (9yXr+)

338 Just another day in the Corporation of America.

Posted by: Axeman at April 11, 2024 04:14 PM (krQz2)

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Will we have Chapter 7 protection and reorganization once after the country goes bankrupt?

/

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 04:24 PM (ThGuM)

339 Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 04:18 PM (9yXr+)

Oh dear. Fen is exercising her right to free speech. Boo hoo, and of course, the boobettes featured here in photos are all true red, white and blue conservatives and may stroke out if someone advocated modest dress for women.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 04:24 PM (XkYcA)

340 229:for some long that I'm amazed there hasn't been a boycott of the show by now.
Posted by: Elric Blade



Can't boycott something that you never watched anyway.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 11, 2024 04:26 PM (sAmhv)

341 Two time murderer AND throat slasher. You know what group also likes to cut off heads? I'm sure you do.
Posted by: Divide by Zero

No one expects the French Revolution!

Posted by: Robespierre zombie at April 11, 2024 04:26 PM (vcOmj)

342 Nope. Read the tiny captions under the pics. They're all of some other boxer!

I guess MSNBC decided it didn't want to show its readers what a REAL 'transgender man' looks like so they gaslight their readers by using with stock photos of a real guy who has nothing to do with the story.
Posted by: Cicero (@cicero43) at April 11, 2024 04:21 PM (guGkK)

No shit ! They got me though you got me too. That’s the story you should have pointed out with your post.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 04:26 PM (MNhXM)

343 Sure, Ozempic will do that. You get pretty bummed when crapping yourself in public.
Then they sell you Prozac and Lexapro. Problem solved!

Posted by: wth
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Then you're in the zone and vote Democrat.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:26 PM (eY+TO)

344 Inevitably free trade leads to open borders which will lead to government collapse unless you get rid of the entire welfare state.
Posted by: whig at April 11, 2024 04:22 PM (G0ieF)

The Europeans today have serious immigration problems without particularly free trade with most of the planet(particularly the migration wave area) and the British during the period where free trade was in vogue didn't particularly see mass migration as a consequence.

The main implication seems to be that supply chains will tend to extend past borders(particularly for small countries with small economies) dependent on resource availability.

Posted by: Red Turban Someguy - The Republic is already dead! at April 11, 2024 04:28 PM (eYoxG)

345 In practice though, the [US] North was never a 'free trade' [state] region until ...

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:28 PM (eY+TO)

346 Fun Facts:
Yes, Ozempic causes diarrhea. In clinical trials, diarrhea was the third most commonly reported side effect, just behind nausea and vomiting.


Well, they did say it would help you lose weight. All three of those things will do that.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2024 04:28 PM (/y8xj)

347 Oh dear. Fen is exercising her right to free speech. Boo hoo, and of course, the boobettes featured here in photos are all true red, white and blue conservatives and may stroke out if someone advocated modest dress for women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke'

Oh, come on. You know I love you.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 11, 2024 04:29 PM (9yXr+)

348 Or Chipotle.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 11, 2024 04:20 PM (YqDXo)

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That's a three-fer: vomiting, nausea, AND diarrhea.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 04:30 PM (ThGuM)

349 Evidence that Trump is a rapist -
no credible evidence provided

Evidence that Biden showered with his young teenage daughter -
the victim's own words in her diary

Posted by: Chuck Martel at April 11, 2024 04:31 PM (KSkEK)

350 Food poisoning is a great way to lose weight. Bet it’s cheaper than Ozemip.

Posted by: Puddinhead at April 11, 2024 04:33 PM (BjRQH)

351 347 Oh dear. Fen is exercising her right to free speech. Boo hoo, and of course, the boobettes featured here in photos are all true red, white and blue conservatives and may stroke out if someone advocated modest dress for women.
Posted by: FenelonSpoke'
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Fen, you can't believe all the ledes.
Ledes are like carnival barkers, their job is
to attract one and all into the tent or to
attract one to click a link.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 04:33 PM (eY+TO)

352 It's an appetite suppressant.

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