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Global Warming Is Causing More Rain;
Indonesian Transgender Prostitutes Hardest Hit

Earlier I wrote about a "global warming" group that writes -- invents -- fake "news" stories about how global warming affects Real People Living Real Lives and plants them in the lazy, leftwing Gaslight Media.

Just the News highlighted one of their Fake Stories, released just in time for Easter -- global warming is making chocolate more expensive! Please like and share!

Ahead of the Easter weekend, multiple media outlets reported that chocolate prices are soaring, and according to the coverage, the main culprit driving the inflating costs is climate change.

Across multiple platforms, the reports followed a similar message, using similar language to describe the problem and its causes -- and the reports all came out the same week.

"Easter egg prices soar as cocoa crops are hit by climate crisis and exploitation," the Guardian reported on Good Friday. The article blames the shortage of cocoa, which is used to make chocolate, on rising prices of fertilizers, deforestation, illegal mining practices and "extreme weather events."

Spoiler: This is all made up. Just the News checked the easily-found data and reports that cocoa yields are up, not down, in the recent past.


[The "journalist" responsible for this propaganda lie] didn't respond to questions if he was aware of this data or if he ever sought it out.


The Guardian, NPR and The Conversation are among the hundreds of media outlets associated with or listed as partners with an organization called Covering Climate Now (CCN), which encourages reporters to insert "climate crisis" narratives into all their stories.


Covering Climate Now boasts partnerships with hundreds of major media outlets across the world. According to CCN, its partners have a combined audience of 2 billion people -- one-fourth of the globe's population -- in 57 countries.

The group provides advice to reporters on all beats to not only insert a "climate crisis" narrative into every beat, but also how to cover the topic. This includes telling journalists not to platform what it calls "denialists," which includes anyone who "ridicules" climate activists or suggests that climate change is not producing a global emergency.

The site is full of tips on what language to use, how to write headlines and suggested stories for journalists to cover, all in line with an anti-fossil [fuel] message....

...

The organization encourages reporters to make statements attributing "extreme weather" to climate change, even in the absence of any data to support the claims.

"Even in the absence of explicit attribution data, it's accurate to say that climate change is making extreme weather more common and more severe," CCN tells its partnered media organizations. It then provides tips for language journalists can use to blame "extreme weather" on climate change for any story.

They're seriously telling "journalists" to just make up climate panic stories, even when they have absolutely no evidence.

I'm sure the "journalists" were already inclined to do so, but now they have "Experts" telling them that it's ethical to just make up political lies.

I mention this because, courtesy of Matt Walsh, I think I've found another fake story suggested by this group.

indonesiantransprostitutes.jpg

You're no doubt wondering if this is a prank.


This ain't no prank, Jack!

Published April 3rd. Not April 1st.


Joya Patiha, a 43-year-old Indonesian transgender woman, first started to notice that changing weather patterns in the mountain-ringed city of Bandung were affecting her income as a sex worker a decade ago.

The rainy season was lasting longer across the West Java province, winds were stronger and in some particularly bad years Patiha lost up to 80% of her earnings.

Trans women like Patiha are among the most affected by extreme weather linked to climate change, as well as suffering disproportionately when disasters strike.

"No one is coming out during the longer rainy season," said Patiha. "It is very hard to make money during that unpredictable weather."

Indonesia is particularly vulnerable to the effects of climate change, and trans women, who tend to face more stigma and marginalisation than trans men or other LGBTQ+ Indonesians, are also among those hardest hit by extreme weather.

They said the thing! They said the thing!


That's because many trans women, like Patiha, are shut out of the formal economy and survive as buskers and sex workers, occupations that rely on them being able to solicit clients outdoors.

Sherly Wijayanto, a 28-year-old trans woman from the capital Jakarta, worked as a busker for around seven years until the increasingly volatile weather made her seek other options.

"I no longer want to endure the heat and rain on the streets," said Wijayanto, who joined trans-led arts group Sanggar Seroja, where she now sings with the theatre company and runs the social media channel.

According to the The Independent, it's a bad thing that a prostitute has left prostitution for a career in the theater.

What the hell am I saying? It's all made up!


As well as seeking to adapt their precarious livelihoods to the new climate reality, these women and the groups that support them are also seeking to raise awareness of the challenges posed by extreme weather in a nation composed of more than 17,000 islands.

Despite gender-fluid communities being historically accepted in Indonesia, a rising tide of conservative Islam in the world's largest Muslim-majority country has fuelled anti-LGBTQ+ persecution.


"Those outside the binary category are often labelled with the category 'deviant', (and) associated with the causes of environmental problems and disasters," said Darmawan, who has researched how climate change affects trans Indonesians.

None of this is true. None.


Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 12:14 PM




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Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:14 PM (GBKbO)

2 Everything's fake and ghey.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

3 Gotta protect the trans!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 12:14 PM (MGnUt)

4 st!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:14 PM (Wnv9h)

5 I seem to recall reading some years back that global warming was causing the monsoon season to shorten which was going to threaten the rice crops in South East Asia.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 12:15 PM (QNSds)

6 Big Bold Good Morning to you, Ace.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2024 12:15 PM (lknh/)

7 SPONGE!!!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:15 PM (Wnv9h)

8 Global warming melted my chocolate Easter bunny.

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:15 PM (AwYPR)

9 Bold.

Posted by: Flyguy at April 11, 2024 12:15 PM (OYxA4)

10 Well, The UN climate Guru says we only have 2 years before Armageddon so party on dudes !

Posted by: It's me donna at April 11, 2024 12:15 PM (Akjoo)

11 5 I seem to recall reading some years back that global warming was causing the monsoon season to shorten which was going to threaten the rice crops in South East Asia.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 12:15 PM (QNSds)

========

Small concern when we haven't had snow across the globe in more than a decade.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:16 PM (GBKbO)

12 guy from u.n. says we only have two years to save the planet

lemme find a link or something

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 11, 2024 12:16 PM (B1FKF)

13

How do the idiots think up this shit?

Posted by: four seasons at April 11, 2024 12:17 PM (PisyI)

14 Climate Change is their devil
Abortion is their sacrament
Government is their god

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 12:17 PM (yikga)

15 When they tell us everything's being affected by climate change you can rest assured, nothing is.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 12:17 PM (Q4IgG)

16 I seem to recall reading some years back that global warming was causing the monsoon season to shorten which was going to threaten the rice crops in South East Asia.

-

And since that prediction didn't come true they decided to ban fertilizers and then point to Global Warming when there isn't adequate crop yield in a mature technology.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:17 PM (yh2er)

17 Portland is spending two billion dollars on a new water treatment plant (about $3500 per person in Portland).

This is before all the construction overruns, of course.

When asked why such an expensive plant was needed, city spokesmen said, among other things, that "global warming" was going to cause more landslides into the reservoir that provides Portland's drinking water, so a more expensive plant was needed to deal with all the dirt in the water from the extra landslides.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:18 PM (YAtuc)

18 Climate change killed OJ.

Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 12:18 PM (9yWhg)

19 msm dot com:

UN climate chief presses for faster action, says humans have 2 years left 'to save the world'

Posted by: gnats local 678 at April 11, 2024 12:18 PM (B1FKF)

20 To believe in the danger of Climate Change you have to believe:

1) The entire planet is warming
2) The cause is the increased CO2 from man's industrial revolution
3) A warmer planet is a net detriment to mankind
4) Humanity can stop the warming AND keep it at the "right" level of heat.


Personally, I'm agnostic on 1), but given the actions of the people desperate to prove it, I lean toward it being false.

2,3, and 4 are completely unproven.

But that won't stop our "betters" from destroying millions (billions?) of lives.

Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 12:18 PM (zjgNU)

21 Sponge!

Posted by: DoublySymmetric at April 11, 2024 12:19 PM (YwyqV)

22 They're seriously telling "journalists" to just make up climate panic stories, even when they have absolutely no evidence.

I'm sure the "journalists" were already inclined to do so, but now they have "Experts" telling them that it's ethical to just make up political lies.


"Whom the gods would destroy, they first make mad"?

More accurately, "Whom the gods would destroy, they first make ridiculous"?

We've reached the ridiculous portion of our program tonight. What they're doing now is akin to a fish flailing around on the dock.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 12:19 PM (CsUN+)

23 guy from u.n. says we only have two years to save the planet
lemme find a link or something
Posted by: gnats local 678


@JunkScience
World to end on April 9, 2026, says UN climate chief,
@simonstiell
:

"Who exactly has two years to save the world? The answer is every person on this planet."

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 12:19 PM (IG4Id)

24 'Are there no bridges for these people to work under?
- e. scruge'

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2024 12:20 PM (NxC5+)

25 Are the Maldives submerged yet? I was assured they only had a couple months, 10 years ago.

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:20 PM (AwYPR)

26 Climate Change is their devil
Abortion is their sacrament
Government is their god

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 12:17 PM (yikga)

-----------------

Islam is their savior.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (slNPS)

27 24 @JunkScience
World to end on April 9, 2026, says UN climate chief,
@simonstiell
:

"Who exactly has two years to save the world? The answer is every person on this planet."
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 12:19 PM (IG4Id)

=======

So, we get to 4/6/26, we still don't have a global government taxing every person on the planet a carbon tax, and we still have seasons.

Does this guy shut the fuck up?

Wait...why are you laughing?

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (GBKbO)

28 >>To believe in the danger of Climate Change you have to believe:

1) The entire planet is warming
2) The cause is the increased CO2 from man's industrial revolution
3) A warmer planet is a net detriment to mankind
4) Humanity can stop the warming AND keep it at the "right" level of heat.


Simultaneously, you would need to believe that ALL of the CO2 Mitigation we have already embarked upon hasn't worked at all...

so, we obviously need to Double Down.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (lknh/)

29 I don't know what all the drama is about. We have 2 more years to fix this.

Humans have 2 years left ‘to save the world’ says UN climate chief as he presses for faster action

https://tinyurl.com/sbbd6s5t

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (CsUN+)

30 When asked why such an expensive plant was needed, city spokesmen said, among other things, that "global warming" was going to cause more landslides into the reservoir that provides Portland's drinking water, so a more expensive plant was needed to deal with all the dirt in the water from the extra landslides.
---
Translation:
All those luxury cars for all the government officials ain't cheap and we ain't paying for them. But you are!

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (yikga)

31 "None of this is true. None."

Most everything is like that nowadays. Skepticism is my only defense.

Posted by: fd at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (vFG9F)

32 They're seriously telling "journalists" to just make up climate panic stories, even when they have absolutely no evidence.
Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace

I rate this as true because there will never be evidence that man has caused the earth to warm.
The studies that say so have been massaged beyond believability.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (MGnUt)

33 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (OX9vb)

34 I had a low tire pressure warning this morning. I blame global warming.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (Zqr/U)

35 The best conspiracy theory for OJ was that his drugged-out son killed those two, and then OJ declined to throw him under the bus.

Seeing him tweet, being very chill and kind to people, created a certain dissonance with me. He was either innocent or a sociopath, with no middle ground.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2024 12:21 PM (cf/0E)

36 Do the cocoa farms employ monkey slaves like the coconut growers?

Posted by: Cicero KABOOM! KID monkey harvesters union local OU812 at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (hirWM)

37 I read this recent big Reuters article on the cocoa industry woes and thought it was very well reported, i.e., real news. I guess I should have known it was triggered by Spin. Duh.
https://tinyurl.com/3s9pnmmm

Posted by: gp Is Made Up Mostly Of Solids at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (MvF+J)

38 Meanwhile one of the greatest criminals when it comes to global cooling is active again.

Mt. Etna is rumbling I hear.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (CmCN0)

39 New Planet Fitness story for you Ace.
Guy got naked in a women's locker room and walked around displaying the goods until the Police got there.
looking for where I saw it.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)

40
Babylon Bee reports a a slow moving white hearse is carrying OJ Simpson to the funeral home.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (w6EFb)

41 I will never forget being taught in the 2d grade that an unverifiable hypothesis is an act of faith and religion not science.

Posted by: sven at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (X0I7i)

42 Los Angeles
Mom who threw 2 kids onto LA freeway, killing her infant, appeared agitated by impending eclipse

-
Damn that climate crisis!

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (FVME7)

43 Climate change killed OJ.
Posted by: Bulgaroctonus at April 11, 2024 12:18 PM


The cold winter has *not* harmed the OJ crop.

Posted by: Secretary of Agriculture at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (Wnv9h)

44 Hey, you remember all those predictions about how we'd drown and otherwise die out in a warming arctic? Yeah, turns out we like it better now. Man, did we get tired of being cold all the time.

Posted by: Polar bears at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (CsUN+)

45 >>I read this recent big Reuters article on the cocoa industry woes and thought it was very well reported, i.e., real news.


Only Carob can Save us!

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (lknh/)

46 What about me? I want justice! No fleas, no justice!

Posted by: Dyslexic Left-Handed Eskimo Lesbian who identifies as a dog at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (PiwSw)

47 Climate change is the reason I always forget to put the twisty thing back on the loaf bag and twirl it up under instead.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (Y6IkP)

48 Who could have ever guessed that whoring is less lucrative in bad weather?

Posted by: huerfano at April 11, 2024 12:23 PM (VGOMa)

49 What these nutters really want is for the junta to declare a "national climate emergency." Something like the one declared for 9/11 or covid that gives FedGov sweeping powers to enforce various mandates.

Mandates related to curbing CO2.

How does one think FedGov would go about "curbing CO2?"

I tend to think that if one was enacted it would make the covid op look like a walk in the park.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 12:23 PM (Q4IgG)

50 I wonder if The Day After Tomorrow will be viewed as a parody of climate predictions at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:23 PM (GBKbO)

51 I laugh and laugh.
the stupidity of these people...I can only assume itis a distraction.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 11, 2024 12:23 PM (W/lyH)

52 Climate change is the hobnail boot stomping on the face of humanity.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2024 12:23 PM (MeG8a)

53 I had a student last year that was initially going to do a project on climate change because he had heard "the planet was boiling" (some idiot at the UN spouted this nonsense).

I gently steered him towards a project that was aligned with his major (electrical engineering).

But this poor student was freaking out for a bit....

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 12:23 PM (7fElN)

54 >>> Only Carob can Save us!
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (lknh/)


Carob tastes like chocolate in the same way that dirt tastes like chocolate.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (Y6IkP)

55 So this 'news' group is like Sweet Baby Inc.

If there isn't a crisis they'll invent one.

How William Randolph Hurst of them.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (CmCN0)

56 Everything's fake and ghey.
Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 12:14 PM (Q4IgG)

And transsexual. Which is also fake and ghey.

Posted by: It's fake and ghey recursion all the way down at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (pFhjh)

57 Found it!

https://tinyurl.com/4kcyurt9

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (t/2Uw)

58 guy from u.n. says we only have two years to save the planet

lemme find a link or something
Posted by: gnats local 678



Why, we only had four years left eight years ago. Inflation hasn't affected everything.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (Zqr/U)

59 ... are also seeking to raise awareness of the challenges posed by extreme weather in a nation composed of more than 17,000 islands.

---------------

That's almost an island for every gender!

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (slNPS)

60 That's okay. I still have five pounds of cocoa. It will keep well and I doubt it will get cheaper

Posted by: Notsothoreau at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (yeEu9)

61 Lude ludos stultos, praemia captas stultas.

As true in Caesar's day as now.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (J2vNu)

62 New Planet Fitness story for you Ace.
Guy got naked in a women's locker room and walked around displaying the goods until the Police got there.
looking for where I saw it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) a

sounds like you saw it in the women's locker room.

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 11, 2024 12:24 PM (CIS44)

63
I would think that a trans person might be at the height of their attractiveness for about five minutes. After a couple of years of drug therapy they'll look like they barely survived a train wreck.

So it must be climate change.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:25 PM (RKVpM)

64 Babylon Bee reports a a slow moving white hearse is carrying OJ Simpson to the funeral home.
Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM


Their writers lurk here, don't they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:25 PM (Wnv9h)

65
"Who exactly has two years to save the world? The answer is every person on this planet."
Posted by: weft cut-loop


* checks calendar *

Sorry , no can do. I'm washing my hair!

Posted by: Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) at April 11, 2024 12:25 PM (eMh+A)

66 To believe in the danger of Climate Change you have to believe:

1) The entire planet is warming
2) The cause is the increased CO2 from man's industrial revolution
3) A warmer planet is a net detriment to mankind
4) Humanity can stop the warming AND keep it at the "right" level of heat.


Just the basic linkage is a bizarre series of if-thens; "Hoomans burn fossil fuels, then moar CO2, then sun is trapped, then Earf heat up, weather go koo-koo, then hoomans die."

Wanna see someone loose their shit? Ask them to prove every part of that.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 12:25 PM (IG4Id)

67 Minorities and women hardest hit.

Posted by: Just the Punchline at April 11, 2024 12:25 PM (aD39U)

68 Let's not forget John Kerry's announcing that the world would better tolerate Russia's atrocities in Ukraine if Russia would only reduce its carbon emissions.

Priorities!

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:26 PM (YAtuc)

69 Uh, Indonesia is a Moslem country... I highly doubt Tranny Hooker on street corner wearin a Hajib is a thing...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:26 PM (xaFKb)

70 Carob tastes like betrayal, parental deceit and the absence of familial love.

Posted by: Carob is also fake and ghey at April 11, 2024 12:26 PM (pFhjh)

71 looking for where I saw it.
Posted by: sharon

You were at Planet Fitness if you saw it.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 12:26 PM (MGnUt)

72 UN climate chief needs to go full 'On the Beach'

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:26 PM (CmCN0)

73 66 Just the basic linkage is a bizarre series of if-thens; "Hoomans burn fossil fuels, then moar CO2, then sun is trapped, then Earf heat up, weather go koo-koo, then hoomans die."

Wanna see someone loose their shit? Ask them to prove every part of that.
Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 12:25 PM (IG4Id)

=======

There's a missing step in there that most true believers don't know is a necessary step for the whole theory to work:

Increased CO2 leads to increased water vapor.

CO2 is a weak greenhouse gas. Water vapor is much stronger. CO2 cannot do, on its own, what the scientists assert is happening. It has to be something else. They settled on water vapor, however they simply cannot prove the causal relationship between the two.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:27 PM (GBKbO)

74
I wonder if The Day After Tomorrow will be viewed as a parody of climate predictions at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024


But they walked from DC to NYC in one afternoon... in snowshoes... in a blizzard. How can you deny that, denier?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:27 PM (RKVpM)

75 wonder if The Day After Tomorrow will be viewed as a parody of climate predictions at some point.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison,

I view it that way. That movie is hilarious.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 11, 2024 12:27 PM (4XwPj)

76 Anytime I hear of a shortage of things grown in the ground I think there is nothing that can't be grown in the US, at least the lower 48 and those islands in the Pacific. On trips to the SW I have seen date farms and pistachio forests. The American farmer, big or small, if unleashed, can and has fed the world.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 11, 2024 12:27 PM (0EOe9)

77 "White Chocolate"...that's gotta' be rayciss.

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:28 PM (AwYPR)

78
You saw *it*? Did he pull it out?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:28 PM (RKVpM)

79 Look, fat! April sh....show....showers with Ashley bring....bring me up, Buttercup. NO JOKE!

Posted by: Joe "Dark Brandon Streaks in underwear" Biden at April 11, 2024 12:28 PM (Geoni)

80 Babylon Bee reports a a slow moving white hearse is carrying OJ Simpson to the funeral home.
Posted by: publius

Their writers lurk here, don't they?
Posted by: RedMindBlueState


*Snort.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 12:28 PM (3t4sN)

81 It does indicate the severity of the crisis that the chief UN climate person says we only have two years left to save the planet.

Traditionally, you are supposed to announce that we have only ten years left to save the planet, in the hopes that people will have forgotten what you said when the ten-year mark rolls around.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:28 PM (YAtuc)

82 I wonder if The Day After Tomorrow will be viewed as a parody of climate predictions at some point.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024

But they walked from DC to NYC in one afternoon... in snowshoes... in a blizzard. How can you deny that, denier?

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:27 PM


....it was all downhill that's how they did it.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 12:29 PM (QNSds)

83 39 New Planet Fitness story for you Ace.
Guy got naked in a women's locker room and walked around displaying the goods until the Police got there.
looking for where I saw it.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:22 PM (t/2Uw)

Probably near the crotchal region.

Posted by: The Central Scrutinizer at April 11, 2024 12:29 PM (KbCG3)

84 When asked why such an expensive plant was needed, city spokesmen said, among other things, that "global warming" was going to cause more landslides into the reservoir that provides Portland's drinking water, so a more expensive plant was needed to deal with all the dirt in the water from the extra landslides.
-

?

Water isn't drawn from the bottom of reservoirs. Any landslides into what is essentially a lake will settle relatively quickly and have almost no impact on the water going into the plant. Probably less than what is seen in a hard rain.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:29 PM (yh2er)

85 Fewer people have sex when it's raining?

Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 12:29 PM (63Dwl)

86 It does indicate the severity of the crisis that the chief UN climate person says we only have two years left to save the planet.

Traditionally, you are supposed to announce that we have only ten years left to save the planet, in the hopes that people will have forgotten what you said when the ten-year mark rolls around.


It will be difficult to pass Greta Thunberg off as an innocent teenager in 10 years. She already has...attributes.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 12:30 PM (CsUN+)

87 Indonesian Transgender Prostitutes Hardest Hit

https://youtu.be/CL3oa9vyPq8

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 11, 2024 12:30 PM (IUd0M)

88 Fewer people have sex when it's raining?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot, Jr. at April 11, 2024 12:29 PM


Sounds like the reverse would be true. I mean, they aren't engaged in *outdoor* activities, are they?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:30 PM (Wnv9h)

89 The article! I saw the article!


Again, here is the link.
https://tinyurl.com/4kcyurt9

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

90 It does indicate the severity of the crisis that the chief UN climate person says we only have two years left to save the planet.



I'm going to need to see the timeline flowchart on that.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:31 PM (Zqr/U)

91 I continue to believe the Indonesian Trans Sex Worker story is a punk. The brain-dead leftwing Independent published it as fact, but I think they got punked. Like that supposedly reputable academic journal that got tricked into publishing that insanely idiotic paper about dogs sniffing each other's asses in the park was a symptom of rape culture (or something to that effect).

Btw: when it rains, aren't sex workers likely to be more busy, not less? You'd think the rain means more people want to be sheltered inside where presumably the sex workers do their thing.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 12:31 PM (iFTx/)

92 Fewer people have sex when it's raining?
Posted by: Bertram Cabot

Amazon, PNW, and all rain forests should be short on kidlets then.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 12:31 PM (MGnUt)

93
Babylon Bee further reports that Sheila Jackson Lee has just been named head of Harvard's astronomy dept.

Posted by: publius, Rascally Mr. Miley (w6EFb) at April 11, 2024 12:31 PM (w6EFb)

94 If you study the communists (I have) you will discover that Inflation, Climate Change and Carbon Taxes are the way to dissolve the middle class. It's no secret, it's right there on the website of the CPUSA.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 11, 2024 12:31 PM (MeG8a)

95 Tori Spelling Reveals If Pet Pig in Bed Was Why She and Ex Dean McDermott Slept Apart for 3 Years Prior to Split

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Uhh. OK. (He's the one who slept with the pig.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:31 PM (FVME7)

96 Show us on the doll where the article touched you.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:32 PM (CmCN0)

97 Again, here is the link.
https://tinyurl.com/4kcyurt9

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:30 PM (t/2Uw)

Ugh. And, adding to the disgrace, it has white boy dreads.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 11, 2024 12:32 PM (OX9vb)

98 She already has...attributes.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 12:30 PM


*sproingggg!*

Posted by: David 'Camera' Hogg at April 11, 2024 12:32 PM (Wnv9h)

99 Wish Ace had an email address for thread suggestions instead of just his personal HQ email.

Ace, bossman, not trying to tell you your job, (honestly), but a humble suggestion for a thread:

Look into the disastrous results of California's $20/hr minimum wage increase. It's killing the fast food industry. All in the name of "a living wage".

McDonald's $25 Deal Angers Customers, Shows Damage California's $20 Minimum Wage Is Doing to Fast-Food Industry


https://tinyurl.com/2czf5ypb

(Goes to Western Journal)

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 12:32 PM (3t4sN)

100 How does one think FedGov would go about "curbing CO2?"

I tend to think that if one was enacted it would make the covid op look like a walk in the park.
Posted by: Martini Farmer

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Don't forget that one of the first things the (D)s did when they took back over in 2021 was to immediately codify into law that the EPA could regulate CO2 right after the SCOTUS told the EPA that they couldn't.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:32 PM (yh2er)

101 I give my stable of ladyboys a roof over their heads to conduct their business.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 11, 2024 12:32 PM (bxzau)

102 29>> Seriously, PDTS should just tell the UN the US is out, and they need to relocate by the end of the day. Not one more fucking penny should be spent on that organization or with anyone who supports it.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at April 11, 2024 12:32 PM (DIB8X)

103 Water isn't drawn from the bottom of reservoirs. Any landslides into what is essentially a lake will settle relatively quickly and have almost no impact on the water going into the plant. Probably less than what is seen in a hard rain.

Turbidity in water is indeed a problem in water treatment plants, because the chlorine doesn't come into contact with the interior of the bits of dirt in the water.

It's just hilarious that they are actually using "global warming" as an excuse to build an enormously expensive plant, as opposed to the cheaper alternative.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (YAtuc)

104 Ratshita Taliban addresses her constituents chanting "Death To America!". (Well, OK, actually she doesn't.)

https://shorturl.at/nsxB1

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (FVME7)

105 Tori Spelling Reveals If Pet Pig in Bed Was Why She and Ex Dean McDermott Slept Apart for 3 Years Prior to Split

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Uhh. OK. (He's the one who slept with the pig.)

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

That's not nice to talk about Tori that way.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (3t4sN)

106 I bless the rains down in Africa.

Posted by: Your little dog at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (63Dwl)

107
'The Day After Tomorrow' is the rough equivalent of weather porn. I enjoyed it, laughed my ass off at the bullshit. Possibly the last movie I ever paid to watch.

I have eclectic tastes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (RKVpM)

108 Indonesian Transgender Prostitutes Hardest Hit

Hmm, time to see if the budget can handle a trip to Indonesia. For science!

Posted by: David French at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (ibTVg)

109 Since real chocolate will soon be available only to the elites, here are the bleak prospects for synthetic chocolate for us peons:
https://tinyurl.com/2suwxwpk

Posted by: gp Is Made Up Mostly Of Solids at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (MvF+J)

110 107
'The Day After Tomorrow' is the rough equivalent of weather porn. I enjoyed it, laughed my ass off at the bullshit. Possibly the last movie I ever paid to watch.

I have eclectic tastes.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (RKVpM)

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You'd probably love Moonfall.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (GBKbO)

111 We only have two years until the “experts” tell us we only have two years again.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (17s+e)

112 Look into the disastrous results of California's $20/hr minimum wage increase. It's killing the fast food industry. All in the name of "a living wage".

McDonald's $25 Deal Angers Customers, Shows Damage California's $20 Minimum Wage Is Doing to Fast-Food Industry

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I was told something years ago that I've always remembered and watched in effect.

A Big Mac meal at McDonalds is always pretty much the same as minimum wage. Almost like there's a connection.

(looks at McDonalds in California)

Huh. that's interesting.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (yh2er)

113 If these lunatics get their way, I'd say we're about 3-5 years from throwing virgins into volcanoes to appease the climate gods.

I know I'm beating a dead horse here but climate change is a bloodthirsty, anti-human religious cult.

Posted by: ballistic at April 11, 2024 12:34 PM (oqH4h)

114 How does one think FedGov would go about "curbing CO2?"

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The largest emitter of CO2 on the planet is people.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:34 PM (Zqr/U)

115 112 I was told something years ago that I've always remembered and watched in effect.

A Big Mac meal at McDonalds is always pretty much the same as minimum wage. Almost like there's a connection.

(looks at McDonalds in California)

Huh. that's interesting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (yh2er)

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"The supply demand curve doesn't apply to labor. Also, it's racist. Also, there will be no tradeoffs or negative effects for increasing the minimum wage to one million dollars an hour."
-DU, 42% probability (I've never heard the million dollar minimum wage idea expressed genuinely)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

116 Back in the 70s, the couple blocks on the West Side near the Ramrod Lounge was the only place to reliably find trannies day or night. Turns out the rainfall in that area was 40% above the rest of the city, and everyone knows how windy it gets over by the river. Trans peeps been suffering because of climate change for half a century!

Posted by: Global Warming Facts and Figgers at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (V5BDR)

117 Not true, and even if true, irrelevant. And even if relevant, repulsive.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (wzAuc)

118 The growth of the middle class has coincided with Increased temperatures. Therefore, the middle class must be destroyed to save the planet.

Posted by: Grant Seeker at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (MrAD4)

119 Joya Patiha, a 43-year-old Indonesian transgender woman, first started to notice that changing weather patterns in the mountain-ringed city of Bandung were affecting her income as a sex worker a decade ago.

So... a prostitute, in a land filled with prostitutes, started seeing a dropoff in income when they hit their mid-30s.

Definitely the climate.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (IUd0M)

120 Think Ace covered the California pay yesterday.

With the Minneapolis pay initiative to drive Lyft and Uber out.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (CmCN0)

121 Turbidity in water is indeed a problem in water treatment plants, because the chlorine doesn't come into contact with the interior of the bits of dirt in the water.

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Yep. A 10% or so increase in chemicals for a couple of days after an event at best. Maybe even a one-time engineering cost of making the settling tanks larger. Certainly not a trillion dollar concern.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:36 PM (yh2er)

122 We went from hypothesis to dropping a nuclear bomb, using only a handful of guys, slide rules and pencils in, what, 5 years?

We're now 40+ years in, with the most advanced computers, and the world's top scientists.... and we're still on "models."

And not one of those models, not one in 40+ years, has ever accurately predicted the temperature when 10 years later arrived.
Let alone the 50-100 they all claim.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 12:36 PM (yikga)

123 McDonald's $25 Deal Angers Customers, Shows Damage California's $20 Minimum Wage Is Doing to Fast-Food Industry

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McDonald's is advertising with smell-o-rama billboards.

https://shorturl.at/abgP0


Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:36 PM (FVME7)

124 76 Anytime I hear of a shortage of things grown in the ground I think there is nothing that can't be grown in the US, at least the lower 48 and those islands in the Pacific. On trips to the SW I have seen date farms and pistachio forests. The American farmer, big or small, if unleashed, can and has fed the world.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 11, 2024 12:27 PM (0EOe9)

Which is why the Green Mafia is trying to get rid of pesky things like non Electric Farm Equipment, and Fertilizer... Americans are just to successful at it for the rest of the world to compete.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:36 PM (xaFKb)

125 112 And yet, paying all that money they can't make a decent French fry.

Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 11, 2024 12:36 PM (0EOe9)

126
You'd probably love Moonfall.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaij

I feel personally attacked

Posted by: BruceWayne at April 11, 2024 12:37 PM (CIS44)

127 122 And not one of those models, not one in 40+ years, has ever accurately predicted the temperature when 10 years later arrived.
Let alone the 50-100 they all claim.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 12:36 PM (yikga)

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It's my understanding that this isn't true.

The less alarmist models are right. Well, right on the lower end of their three standard deviations.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:37 PM (GBKbO)

128 Maybe the business is dropping off because men don't want to have sex with a man claiming to be a woman? I guess that hadn't occurred to anyone ? /sarc

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 11, 2024 12:37 PM (XkYcA)

129 There is still more ice in the Arctic now than there was at this time in 2007 - something that you will never, never see reported in the establishment media.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:37 PM (YAtuc)

130 This restaurant deals with the minimum wage.

New York restaurant chain hires remote Filipino hostesses to get around minimum wage law

https://shorturl.at/kmCE9

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (FVME7)

131 Think Ace covered the California pay yesterday.

With the Minneapolis pay initiative to drive Lyft and Uber out.
Posted by: Anna Puma


Ahhhh. So the hits keep coming.

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (3t4sN)

132 McDonald's is advertising with smell-o-rama billboards.

https://shorturl.at/abgP0

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Wow at the white people.

I'm sort of jealous that they might still have good experiences at fast food restaurants.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (yh2er)

133 They settled on water vapor, however they simply cannot prove the causal relationship between the two.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison


Eh, I think most accept that water vapor re-emits radiation. That's just a simple energy measurement. Not sure about the CO2 -> water vapor link there.

The overall problem is that CO2 re-emission is dwarfed by water vapor's re-emission and CO2 only re-emits two parts of the EM spread.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (IG4Id)

134
I can still buy a Whopper, large fries, large beverage for $6.99 at my local Burger King. 1,200 calories probably, which is like two meals for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (RKVpM)

135 How does one think FedGov would go about "curbing CO2?"

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The largest emitter of CO2 on the planet is people.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:34 PM


Some people claim it's termites....they are the largest emitter of CO on the planet.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (QNSds)

136 25 Are the Maldives submerged yet? I was assured they only had a couple months, 10 years ago.

Posted by: BignJames
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Every Chinese sub that does a dive test raises the sea level a tad.
But actually, after they've filled with water the area of non water is insignificantly increased.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (eY+TO)

137 And yet, paying all that money they can't make a decent French fry.

McDs fries have sucked since the vegetarians made them stop using beef tallow.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (ibTVg)

138 Synthetic chocolate will have one unfortunate side effect: anal leakage

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (FQmDC)

139 108 Indonesian Transgender Prostitutes Hardest Hit

Hmm, time to see if the budget can handle a trip to Indonesia. For science!
Posted by: David French at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (ibTVg)
___________

"Send me the deets! I'd also like to do some science in Indonesia with tranny prostitutes."

-- David Hogg

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (iFTx/)

140 And not one of those models, not one in 40+ years, has ever accurately predicted the temperature when 10 years later arrived.
Let alone the 50-100 they all claim.


========

It's my understanding that this isn't true.

The less alarmist models are right. Well, right on the lower end of their three standard deviations.

-

The control models where nothing is done.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (yh2er)

141 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

Local Calif school districts are having a really hard time with their mandated Breakfast and Lunch programs... because all the cafeteria workers are quitting and getting fast food jobs instead.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (xaFKb)

142 Must be a running gag in the Global Warming syndicate to see who can come up the most ludicrous impacts due to mythical global warming.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (cOq4q)

143 "Who exactly has two years to save the world? The answer is every person on this planet."

What must we do to save the world?

Send $19.95 to:
Save the World Fund c/o IUTHADN
PO Box 65482486
Ukraine, Ukraine 9

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (IUd0M)

144 'Living Wage, Or How I Learned to Love my AI Hostess.'

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (CmCN0)

145 How does one think FedGov would go about "curbing CO2?"

To start with ban *any* private transportation, AC, and heat for fedgov employees. I mean its worth it to safe the Erf right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (ibTVg)

146 A 50-year-old sex-worker tranny announces:

"I have fewer customers now than thirty years ago.

Must be global warming."

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (YAtuc)

147 134 Here, that's the price with a mailer coupon. Without a coupon, that would be ten bucks easy.

Posted by: gp Is Made Up Mostly Of Solids at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (MvF+J)

148 I think on net a warmer climate and more CO2 would be much better for humanity and all life on Earth.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (2fIO4)

149 OJ died of extreme weather.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (OJEE4)

150 And yet, paying all that money they can't make a decent French fry.
Posted by: bill in arkansas, not gonna comply with nuttin, waiting for the 0300 knock on the door at April 11, 2024 12:36 PM


That's what happens when you ditch the beef tallow.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (Wnv9h)

151 I was told something years ago that I've always remembered and watched in effect.

A Big Mac meal at McDonalds is always pretty much the same as minimum wage. Almost like there's a connection.

(looks at McDonalds in California)

Huh. that's interesting.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:33 PM (yh2er)
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I've wondered if the cover price of mass market paperback books is also correlated with minimum wage...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (7fElN)

152 Just because it's fake ace, it doesn't mean it's not true.

Posted by: Kookoo for Coco Puff at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (gnGBL)

153 Synthetic chocolate = Soma.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (CmCN0)

154 One of the foundational defects of the Left is their aversion to definition. They make lots of claims but will not precisely define what they mean. So it is very hard to argue with them, which is pretty reductive, and in a way oddly beneficial to themselves.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (aD39U)

155 Local Calif school districts are having a really hard time with their mandated Breakfast and Lunch programs... because all the cafeteria workers are quitting and getting fast food jobs instead.

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If true that's hilarious. Giving up a cake job with no expectations beyond putting prepackaged food product out of 5 gallon buckets and walking away from a full-ride retirement system.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (yh2er)

156 McDonald's $25 Deal Angers Customers, Shows Damage California's $20 Minimum Wage Is Doing to Fast-Food Industry

https://tinyurl.com/2czf5ypb


OK, but to be fair, 40 nuggets and 2 orders of fries aren't a meal for one person. Oh, I mean, I know there are those for whom it is, but that doesn't make it a "meal deal."

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (/y8xj)

157 141 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:35 PM (GBKbO)

Local Calif school districts are having a really hard time with their mandated Breakfast and Lunch programs... because all the cafeteria workers are quitting and getting fast food jobs instead.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:39 PM (xaFKb)

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Women and children hardest hit?

But seriously, there can't be that many fast food jobs available. Jacking up the price of labor ensured that there won't be growth in that market for a while.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

158 There is still more ice in the Arctic now than there was at this time in 2007 - something that you will never, never see reported in the establishment media.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024


***
And the footage of polar bears, seemingly stranded, swimming in water instead of lumbering around on the ice? That's part of how they hunt seals, and the way they travel from one point to another.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

159 70 Carob tastes like betrayal, parental deceit and the absence of familial love.
Posted by: Carob is also fake and ghey at April 11, 2024 12:26 PM (pFhjh)

Much like an oatmeal raisin cookie when you think you have chocolate chip.

Posted by: Our Country is Screwed at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM (N39Ws)

160 Synthetic chocolate will have one unfortunate side effect: anal leakage

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (FQmDC)

What was that "fake fat" they tried that caused the same problem?

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM (AwYPR)

161 Some people claim it's termites....they are the largest emitter of CO on the planet.
Posted by: Mister Scott


The left would complain if there was a program to eradicate termites

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM (Zqr/U)

162 Tori Spelling Reveals If Pet Pig in Bed Was Why She and Ex Dean McDermott Slept Apart for 3 Years Prior to Split

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I saw a story on DM yesterday where she admitted she couldn't poop alone. She had to have Dean in the room with her to take a dump. Now that he's gone, she enlists one of her children to stand there while she does #2.

Messed. Up. Girl.

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM (mupln)

163 134
I can still buy a Whopper, large fries, large beverage for $6.99 at my local Burger King. 1,200 calories probably, which is like two meals for me.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
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Seen somewhere yesterday. The Whopper has less than 1% estrogen count. The Impressive Whopper has a 1300% estrogen count.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 12:42 PM (eY+TO)

164 Olestra ole!

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:42 PM (CmCN0)

165 The largest emitter of CO2 on the planet is people.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:34 PM

Know how to change a weather pattern? Take solar or wind energy from one area.... ship it to another area, where some of that energy is released as waste heat.

Welcome to the Calif Energy plan... taking heat from the dessert, and shipping it to what was once an agricultural area, but is not just a yuge slab of concrete.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:42 PM (xaFKb)

166 NBC Puts “Quantum Leap” Fans Out of Their Misery; Cancels Sequel Show

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Not the greatest show in the world but I watched every episode up until he leaps into a tranny and I never watched another.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:42 PM (FVME7)

167 >>Much like an oatmeal raisin cookie when you think you have chocolate chip.


I have the opposite reaction. Who the fuck puts Chocolate Chips in an Oatmeal Cookie.

So wrong.

Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2024 12:42 PM (lknh/)

168 A drum man comes home and can’t get his key in the door so he yells for his wife to let him in. She comes down and sees he has a duck under his arm and berates him about being drunk and asks him what’s under his arm. To which the husband says “This is the pig I’ve been fucking. “ His wife says” that’s a duck you old drunk.” To which the man says “Hey I wasn’t talking to you.”

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (17s+e)

169 What was that "fake fat" they tried that caused the same problem?
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM


*Olestra has entered the chat*

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (Wnv9h)

170 I saw a story on DM yesterday where she admitted she couldn't poop alone. She had to have Dean in the room with her to take a dump. Now that he's gone, she enlists one of her children to stand there while she does #2.

Messed. Up. Girl.
Posted by: Lady in Black

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How did her parents know the Bidens when she was young?

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (yh2er)

171 The writers of this crap are bad enough, being all fake and lying about everything climate wise, but the reader who seeks this crap out and reads it eagerly, like a drowning sodomite gasping for oxygen and man meat through the same three holes, is the real deviant and disordered freak.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (R/m4+)

172 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (T4tVD)

173 "I no longer want to endure the heat and rain on the streets," said Wijayanto, who added, "climate change has also severely impaired my sphincter control."

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (CwhoI)

174 The end result of the $20 minimum wage wil be automation. I'm actually amazed that California actually has a viable economy with allthe crazy laws they have enacted.
They are killing the gig economy by disallowing independent contractors, the fast food business with unrealistic minimum wages, Retail outlets allowing theft to go unpunished, city center businesses to flee due to homeless people defecating in front of their stores, failing to prosecute criminals and on and on.
i do not understand why they keep voting for this madness.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)

175 like a drowning sodomite gasping for oxygen and man meat through the same three holes, is the real deviant and disordered freak.

Why are my ears wringing?

Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at the beach at April 11, 2024 12:44 PM (ibTVg)

176 The Fallout series dropped on Amazon late last night. I watched the first episode. No complaints, EXCEPT for one androgynous character in the Brotherhood of Steel. LOL. Really? A mildly twinkie whatever wanting to be a squire? Thankfully, he got fucked up in the first episode,vso maybe he will go away, but I doubt it.

Otherwise, they got the feel of the game right. The sets are perfect.

Sweet Baby, Inc. probably touched them lightly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 12:44 PM (hsmn0)

177 I think on net a warmer climate and more CO2 would be much better for humanity and all life on Earth.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM


It has been every time the planet has warmed in the past. Longer growing seasons and faster growing plants due to extra co2 in the atmosphere. The Roman warm period and the medieval warm period are both proof that mankind flourishes at high temps.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 12:44 PM (QNSds)

178 USAID from the American People; USAID Signs a Bilateral Agreement with the Indonesian Ministry of Environment and Forestry, July '23

This partnership marks a significant milestone toward realizing the shared vision of President Joe Biden and Indonesian President Joko Widodo to accelerate the U.S.-Indonesian partnership in key areas including tackling the climate crisis. USAID aims to contribute up to $50 million over five years, subject to the availability of funds, toward achieving the agreement’s climate and biodiversity objectives, enhance Indonesia’s resilience against climate change, and improve conservation and biodiversity—including protecting Indonesia’s iconic species, such as the orangutan.

The United States stands ready with the Government of Indonesia to embrace opportunities that come with the green economy and reduce emissions by protecting forests and peatlands. To support the MOEF’s goals, USAID will coordinate closely with the Government of Indonesia at all levels and with local, national, and international stakeholders. ...
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"My hands are everywhere." FJB /s

Posted by: L - If they do it with you, they'll do it to you too at April 11, 2024 12:44 PM (NFX2v)

179 Why not have the pig with her when she takes a dump?

Posted by: steevy at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (FQmDC)

180 Just watched the video of the Chinese woman and David Hogg. Man ,she was pissed. ‘You can’t guarantee the government will never be tyrannical? Then the debate about gun control is over!’

I will say Noodle arms had the honesty not to guarantee his precious democrats would never tyrannize anyone.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (jbnUc)

181 Indonesia is the most populated Muslim country in the world. Lot of contradictions between it and middle eastern Muslims.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (GvesS)

182 "i do not understand why they keep voting for this madness."

They think they deserve it.

Posted by: gp Is Made Up Mostly Of Solids at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (MvF+J)

183 Not the greatest show in the world but I watched every episode up until he leaps into a tranny and I never watched another.
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks

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I *loved* that show in the 90s or whenever, and I tried watching the first episode. Even taking away that Chinese and Stronk Independent Woman leads, when I saw the out and proud tranny kid 45 seconds or so in I knew exactly where the show was going.

Didn't make it to the first commercial break.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (yh2er)

184 162 Tori Spelling Reveals If Pet Pig in Bed Was Why She and Ex Dean McDermott Slept Apart for 3 Years Prior to Split

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I saw a story on DM yesterday where she admitted she couldn't poop alone. She had to have Dean in the room with her to take a dump. Now that he's gone, she enlists one of her children to stand there while she does #2.

Messed. Up. Girl.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM (mupln)
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I think she's on the list of kids who were sexually abused by powerful entertainment industry people and grew up all fucked up

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (iFTx/)

185
i do not understand why they keep voting for this madness.


What makes you assume they are voting for any of this?

Even the leftwing people I know from CA admit to voting R because things have gotten so bad yet the vote totals don't reflect any real shift...

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (ibTVg)

186 Joya Patiha, a 43-year-old Indonesian transgender woman
.......

That's hawt.

Posted by: wth at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (v0R5T)

187 176 Otherwise, they got the feel of the game right. The sets are perfect.

Sweet Baby, Inc. probably touched them lightly.
Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 11, 2024 12:44 PM (hsmn0)

========

Skyrim is on sale right now on the PS store.

I just beat Dark Souls 2. Should I take a break from gaming? Should I complete Cyberpunk? Should I buy Bully instead (which is also on sale)?

So many options!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)

188 But seriously, there can't be that many fast food jobs available. Jacking up the price of labor ensured that there won't be growth in that market for a while.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (GBKbO)

Hmmm... my little town of 25K folks? quick count over 30 restaurants if'n you include fast food. Hell, we have 2 McD's.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (xaFKb)

189 Who could have ever guessed that whoring is less lucrative in bad weather?
Posted by: huerfano at April 11, 2024 12:23 PM (VGOMa)

Who would ever guess that if a guy ventures out in a rainstorm in search of a whore, he ain't going to settle for a worn-out 43 year old tranny?

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (tkR6S)

190 " They settled on water vapor, however they simply cannot prove the causal relationship between the two."

CO2 helps plants grow faster and bigger. They provide cover in arid areas (and all areas). This leads to more humidity.

I think that is probably (certainly) true, but we still need more CO2 and warmer weather.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (Cus5s)

191 I was in the same jury pool at the time when OJ’s jury was being selected. Thankfully I was never selected. There be a lottery to select OJ’s pallbearers.

Posted by: Dr. Bone at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (bxzau)

192 177 It has been every time the planet has warmed in the past. Longer growing seasons and faster growing plants due to extra co2 in the atmosphere. The Roman warm period and the medieval warm period are both proof that mankind flourishes at high temps.
Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 11, 2024 12:44 PM (QNSds)

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There used to be vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

193 I saw a story on DM yesterday where she admitted she couldn't poop alone. She had to have Dean in the room with her to take a dump. Now that he's gone, she enlists one of her children to stand there while she does #2.

Messed. Up. Girl.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM (mupln)

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WTF

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (DRSnL)

194 The writers of this crap are bad enough, being all fake and lying about everything climate wise, but the reader who seeks this crap out and reads it
Posted by: Hairyback Guy

The writers are being paid to write that crap.
The readers are just crazy for lapping it up.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (MGnUt)

195 Just like the minimum wage the Left can't determine cause and effect with climate.

Retarded psychopaths.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (GvesS)

196
I think she's on the list of kids who were sexually abused by powerful entertainment industry people and grew up all fucked up


Ariana Grande got her start on some dumb Nick show with Jennette McCurdy. McCurdy has written that the producer demanded sex and when she said no her career died.

Grande? I guess we know what saying "yes" would have looked like.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (ibTVg)

197 I think on net a warmer climate and more CO2 would be much better for humanity and all life on Earth.

Posted by: MAGA_Ken at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM

Warm good. Cold bad. Ugh.

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (v0R5T)

198 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (yh2er)

199 The Left focuses almost exclusively on non-falsifiable claims.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (OJEE4)

200 It's my understanding that this isn't true.

The less alarmist models are right. Well, right on the lower end of their three standard deviations.


All of them correctly predicted that weather would continue. What more do you want?

Posted by: Archimedes at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (CsUN+)

201 198 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (yh2er)

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Jumping up, wrapping his head in her legs, and throwing the man so hard that he dies.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (GBKbO)

202 Darwin Candidate

21yr old tries to jump across a highway while skiing.

And fails fatally.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (CmCN0)

203 "Those outside the binary category are often labelled with the category 'deviant', (and) associated with the causes of environmental problems and disasters,"

Sounds like nature healing itself, then. Since assertion-based science is all the rage, I don't know how anyone could take issue with the idea presented.

Posted by: Simple Stevo at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (Dgo06)

204 There used to be vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

farming in Greenland

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (AwYPR)

205 Not entirely a cocoa substitute but maltitol which you see in a lot of sugar free fake chocolate bars inflates me like a tire. Decades ago slim fast had that as a primary ingredient and I'd spend a good three - four hours farting. Like a machine gun, Rat-a-tat-tat-tat... all afternoon. Terrible stuff

Posted by: banana Dream at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (Y6IkP)

206 There be a lottery to select OJ’s pallbearers.
Posted by: Dr. Bone


I wonder what they're charging per ticket.

Posted by: Thomas Paine at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (Zqr/U)

207 Future relationships. First thing, are you a Marxist?

Posted by: Humphreyrobot at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (J8LnB)

208 OJ will never find the killer now.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (CmCN0)

209 Guess we know where all the Gawker journalists went.

Posted by: Ribbed at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (iFMeW)

210 Big Breakfast at local McDonald's consisting of 3 scrambled eggs, 3 full sized pancakes, 2 full sized strips of bacon, hash browns and a generous biscuit; $7.00. Yeah, CA is a trendsetter.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (eY+TO)

211 Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:

https://tinyurl.com/4nzatr9j

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (mupln)

212 >>>i do not understand why they keep voting for this madness.

The same reason there are still communists in Cuba. Leftists are low-aptitude retards.

Posted by: Citizen Cake at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (CwhoI)

213
I think she's on the list of kids who were sexually abused by powerful entertainment industry people and grew up all fucked up
Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024


***
She's Aaron Spelling's daughter -- I'm not sure with whom. Maybe Carolyn Jones? So she grew up right there in H'wood.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (J2vNu)

214
Seen somewhere yesterday. The Whopper has less than 1% estrogen count. The Impressive Whopper has a 1300% estrogen count.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 12:42 PM


That's like a gender change in one meal.

PS: I think they call it 'Impossible Whopper'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:50 PM (RKVpM)

215 198 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (yh2er)

Yeah.... I'm still hopeful... but yuge Red Flag

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:50 PM (xaFKb)

216 Deep Economic Thoughts:

When a student loan is canceled, Treasury stops collecting principal & interest on it. That’s it. Nothing else happens and it has no discernible effect on anyone other than the borrower having more money to spend, save or invest. NO ONE ELSE PAYS FOR IT. Not you. Not me. NO ONE.

Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:50 PM (YAtuc)

217 Why are my ears wringing?
Posted by: Pete Bootyjuice at the beach at April 11, 2024 12:44 PM


Your top is using them as handlebars?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (Wnv9h)

218 Just like the minimum wage the Left can't determine cause and effect with climate.

Retarded psychopaths.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (GvesS)

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The Law of Causality is a social construct tool of the white cisheteropatriarchal oppressor.

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (yzHVK)

219 216 Deep Economic Thoughts:

When a student loan is canceled, Treasury stops collecting principal & interest on it. That’s it. Nothing else happens and it has no discernible effect on anyone other than the borrower having more money to spend, save or invest. NO ONE ELSE PAYS FOR IT. Not you. Not me. NO ONE.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:50 PM (YAtuc)

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So, it's money that the Treasury has on the books as owed to it, it wipes it out, and the debt gets worse.

I mean, okay.

Also, why are the universities on the hook for the money? The government didn't provide the service that the students want a refund for.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

220 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.

I'm reminded of an incident with a college football player and a girl in his school a few years ago. There was video so you could watch it unfold.

She approached him in a restaurant, got in his face and started screaming. About what...I don't know. He got up and actually seemed to be trying to calmly respond but she got angrier and slapped him several times at her full strength. He pulled back and punched her, once, at full strength in the face and she fell back like a rag doll.

She spent...6 months?...in the hospital and he went to jail.

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (ibTVg)

221 Skyrim is on sale right now on the PS store.

I just beat Dark Souls 2. Should I take a break from gaming? Should I complete Cyberpunk? Should I buy Bully instead (which is also on sale)?

So many options!
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:45 PM (GBKbO)
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You haven't played Skyrim? That's a time sink and a half, especially if you get the DLCs (which you should).

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (7fElN)

222 Man Has Two Healthy Fingers Amputated Due to “Body Integrity Dysphoria” in the Name of “Inclusive Healthcare”

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Sure. Why not?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:52 PM (FVME7)

223 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.
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Yeah.... I'm still hopeful... but yuge Red Flag


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Although if they have her beg her way out of it for daily degrading sex or something similar before she poisons them over the course of six months I'll reconsider.

And even then the little waifish thing will eventually meet the killbots.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:52 PM (yh2er)

224 221 You haven't played Skyrim? That's a time sink and a half, especially if you get the DLCs (which you should).
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (7fElN)

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I have on the PC, but I don't use a personal PC anymore.

I definitely had fun and would like to have more!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:52 PM (GBKbO)

225 I saw a story on DM yesterday where she admitted she couldn't poop alone.

Guess what I'm going to hear the next time I listen to "You'll Never Walk Alone".

Posted by: spindrift at April 11, 2024 12:52 PM (OguvZ)

226 That's like a gender change in one meal.

PS: I think they call it 'Impossible Whopper'.

Posted by: Divide by Zero
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I was so impressed with the Impossible that I forgot.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 12:53 PM (eY+TO)

227 When a student loan is canceled, Treasury stops collecting principal & interest on it. That’s it. Nothing else happens and it has no discernible effect on anyone other than the borrower having more money to spend, save or invest. NO ONE ELSE PAYS FOR IT. Not you. Not me. NO ONE.
Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:50 PM (YAtuc)

Uh, welcome to TANSTAAFL... There Aint No Such Thing as a Free Lunch. If only they taught it in school.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:53 PM (xaFKb)

228 I guess Stronk Fallout Boss Girl can be saved by Gay Black Man in powerarmor and they can team up and fight crime.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:53 PM (yh2er)

229 >>Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:

I poop alone
Yeah with nobody else
(x2)
You know when I poop alone
I prefer to be by myself

Posted by: George Throughgood at April 11, 2024 12:53 PM (lknh/)

230 What happened? Too many students trying to push the pull door open?

@FreeBeacon
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32m
Harvard Returns to Standardized Testing Requirements After Tossing Them Overboard During COVID

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 11, 2024 12:53 PM (IG4Id)

231 Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:

https://tinyurl.com/4nzatr9j
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM


*edges away slowly*

Posted by: The Rabbit at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (Wnv9h)

232 When a student loan is canceled, Treasury stops collecting principal & interest on it. That’s it. Nothing else happens and it has no discernible effect on anyone other than the borrower having more money to spend, save or invest. NO ONE ELSE PAYS FOR IT. Not you. Not me. NO ONE.

So...if I just stopped paying taxes that would also have no effect on anyone else right?

Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (ibTVg)

233 Bet O.J.'s hearse is supplied by Hertz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (Q4IgG)

234 So many options!

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Mad Max if you haven't played it.

Celeste if you need a quick fix sidescroller type that still has a nice story. And is hard as heck.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (yh2er)

235 Tori Spelling Reveals If Pet Pig in Bed Was Why She and Ex Dean McDermott Slept Apart for 3 Years Prior to Split

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I saw a story on DM yesterday where she admitted she couldn't poop alone. She had to have Dean in the room with her to take a dump. Now that he's gone, she enlists one of her children to stand there while she does #2.

Messed. Up. Girl.
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM (mupln)

Tori Spelling is a 10/3 on the crazy hot matrix.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (GvesS)

236 198 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.

In real life the answer is "With Guns".
"Fallout is Skyrim with guns"
Honest Game reviews

Posted by: Picric at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (HzuMl)

237 I guess Stronk Fallout Boss Girl can be saved by Gay Black Man in powerarmor and they can team up and fight crime.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:53 PM (yh2er)
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As soon as I saw a hint that the main character was a female, I knew it was going to be lame and gay.

Just look at Amazon's other "flagship" IPs: Wheel of Time and Rings of Power.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (7fElN)

238 Climate change is hitting normies the hardest, because the left wing media is full of crap snd spews their silliness all over nearly every news
source I see

Posted by: Huck Follywood at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (p+WXI)

239 Hamas attacks and killings of hundreds of Israelis caused by "Climate Change" and crazy Palestinians .. but mostly crazy Palestinians

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (RHGPo)

240 Sweet Baby, Inc. probably touched them lightly.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt

Good to hear that the Fallout series might not suck. I'll give it a watch.

I think the issue that spooked people was that the show's community manager is an anti-white psycho with a background in gaming. Community managers and narrative designers are the soft-skill jobs of the industry that these woke weirdos are infesting.

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (hCzfy)

241 234 Celeste if you need a quick fix sidescroller type that still has a nice story. And is hard as heck.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (yh2er)

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In terms of sidescrolling, I think the next thing I want to go for is Patapon. I had the first one on the PSP, but my PSP doesn't really work anymore.

I had a lot of fun playing that.

New games? Who needs em!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (GBKbO)

242 If these lunatics get their way, I'd say we're about 3-5 years from throwing virgins into volcanoes to appease the climate gods.

Posted by: ballistic at April 11, 2024 12:34 PM (oqH4h)


Considering the fact that they're galloping towards attempting to gain acceptance for pedophilia AND they encourage young girls (at least) to be as promiscuous as possible... we're screwed. And not in the good way.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (IUd0M)

243
Saw an interesting graph on X - the relationship in size of all the water on the planet compared to the size of the planet.

Imagine a basketball being the planet with a golf ball being the water. Then a marble is all the fresh water.

Anyway the oceans are warming, a little. In the same way that rural areas are warming, a little.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (RKVpM)

244 I watched the first episode of Fallout last night and thought it was entertaining. I like Walter Goggins so look forward to his role.

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (t/2Uw)

245 Posted by: The ARC of History! at April 11, 2024 12:50 PM (YAtuc)

That's some weapons grade dumbassery....

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead...Wearing Pants and Working at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (DIB8X)

246 So, it's money that the Treasury has on the books as owed to it, it wipes it out, and the debt gets worse.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (GBKbO)

And as we all already know... to support said increase in debt the Fed Res bank prints more money, which raises inflation.... for which we ALL PAY... especially those of us who saved all their lives, and are now retired.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (xaFKb)

247 I definitely had fun and would like to have more!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda a
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I too would like to have more, however, more of something other than a PC game.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (eY+TO)

248 The question is, who funds CCN?

Posted by: geoffb at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (r//c2)

249 Oh, but Mad Max is on sale for a whole $5...

That's the price I paid for DOOM (the newer one). That was totes worth it.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (GBKbO)

250 Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:

I poop alone
Yeah with nobody else
(x2)
You know when I poop alone
I prefer to be by myself
Posted by: George Throughgood


Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit restless
And I dream of something wild
Turn around

Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (3t4sN)

251 luar biasa kabar ini.

Posted by: TexasDan at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (z/ifB)

252 198 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:47 PM (yh2er)

Spoilers: She got her ass beat by a raider in the first episode and wound up stabbed in the gut. She wounded him and got away, but later her caught up to her and her dad rescued her. This was after they established she has significant weapons training.

I have no interest in defending this show, and the opening scene prior to the bombs going off soured me on it somewhat, but the protagonist doesn't feel like a Mary Sue.

Posted by: Xander Crews at April 11, 2024 12:57 PM (0SXBv)

253 Good to hear that the Fallout series might not suck. I'll give it a watch.

I think the issue that spooked people was that the show's community manager is an anti-white psycho with a background in gaming. Community managers and narrative designers are the soft-skill jobs of the industry that these woke weirdos are infesting.
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 11, 2024 12:55 PM (hCzfy)
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They'll suck you in with the first couple of episodes. Maybe even the first season. But be prepared to go HARD LEFT at some point in the series.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 11, 2024 12:57 PM (7fElN)

254 Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:

https://tinyurl.com/4nzatr9j
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM


Her makeup artist made her look like a tranny in that cover picture for her podcast.

Granted, she was always the uggo in the herd of hotties on 90210, but at least she looked like a human female.

Posted by: spindrift at April 11, 2024 12:57 PM (OguvZ)

255 There used to be vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

farming in Greenland
Posted by: BignJame
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And where are all those farmers and vintners? They're all dead. Ergo, higher CO2 kills people.

Posted by: Grant Seeker at April 11, 2024 12:57 PM (fs1hN)

256 n terms of sidescrolling, I think the next thing I want to go for is Patapon. I had the first one on the PSP, but my PSP doesn't really work anymore.

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Put Celeste on your wishlist and if it ever drops to a couple of bucks pick it up. I play RPGs almost exclusively but it's a lot of fun and very charming.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:57 PM (yh2er)

257 40
Babylon Bee reports a a slow moving white hearse is carrying OJ Simpson to the funeral home.
Posted by: publius,

**

Hah.

I work near a funeral home, and yesterday there was no street parking as all the spots were taken up by cars, a fire truck, a couple of cop cars.
I got curious and looked up who they were burying that day. Guy around the same age as OJ, but a Marine, Vietnam Vet, firefighter, grandpa.
A hero.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 11, 2024 12:57 PM (fPaY0)

258 220 I'm interested to see how Stronk Independent Fallout Girl Boss makes it through any encounter with a male.

I'm reminded of an incident with a college football player and a girl in his school a few years ago. There was video so you could watch it unfold.

She approached him in a restaurant, got in his face and started screaming. About what...I don't know. He got up and actually seemed to be trying to calmly respond but she got angrier and slapped him several times at her full strength. He pulled back and punched her, once, at full strength in the face and she fell back like a rag doll.

She spent...6 months?...in the hospital and he went to jail.
Posted by: 18-1 at April 11, 2024 12:51 PM (ibTVg)
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Star player too, IIRC. I didn't see what the big deal was. She hit him first -- repeatedly, IIRC. What was he supposed to do while getting assaulted? Just stand there and let her hit him? I was raised to "Never Hit a Girl" . . . but that assumes the girls aren't violent psychopaths themselves.

Same thing with infamous Ray Rice incident. She's on video hitting him first.

Posted by: Elric Blade at April 11, 2024 12:58 PM (iFTx/)

259 The less alarmist models are right. Well, right on the lower end of their three standard deviations.
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Well.
That's accurate.
Since the 3rd deviation .... includes 99.7% of all possible results; including no change and cooler temperatures. .

Or: a presidential poll based on frequency of cat meows is accurate to the 3rd deviation.

Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 12:58 PM (yikga)

260 Afternoon Ace. If the trannie story is real I think it puts a target on the trannies back. Indonesia is a country with its own traditions but it's also Islamic and all it takes is one fatwah to get rid of some trannies

Posted by: Smell the Glove at April 11, 2024 12:58 PM (ixVYR)

261 256 Put Celeste on your wishlist and if it ever drops to a couple of bucks pick it up. I play RPGs almost exclusively but it's a lot of fun and very charming.
Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:57 PM (yh2er)

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YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!

(puts Celeste on wishlist)

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:58 PM (GBKbO)

262 Star player too, IIRC. I didn't see what the big deal was. She hit him first -- repeatedly, IIRC. What was he supposed to do while getting assaulted? Just stand there and let her hit him? I was raised to "Never Hit a Girl" . . . but that assumes the girls aren't violent psychopaths themselves.

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Men and women are equal until they aren't. Problem is, you don't know until after.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 12:58 PM (yh2er)

263 I have the opposite reaction. Who the fuck puts Chocolate Chips in an Oatmeal Cookie.

So wrong.
Posted by: garrett at April 11, 2024 12:42 PM (lknh/)

Your check is in the mail …

Posted by: Big Raisin at April 11, 2024 12:58 PM (TTAGa)

264

I'll put a live legless skink up my ass for $5...

Posted by: Paul's Tijuana Drag Sow at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (RLRVu)

265 Turn around
Every now and then I get a little bit restless
And I dream of something wild
Turn around
Posted by: rickb223 at April 11, 2024 12:56 PM (3t4sN)

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Ohhh I hate you.

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (DRSnL)

266 So we still haven't reached peak stupid.

Posted by: Ignoramus at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (Gse2f)

267 259 The less alarmist models are right. Well, right on the lower end of their three standard deviations.
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Well.
That's accurate.
Since the 3rd deviation .... includes 99.7% of all possible results; including no change and cooler temperatures. .

Or: a presidential poll based on frequency of cat meows is accurate to the 3rd deviation.
Posted by: People's Hippo Voice at April 11, 2024 12:58 PM (yikga)

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This is the punchline, for those who couldn't suss it out!

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (GBKbO)

268 211 Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:

https://tinyurl.com/4nzatr9j

Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (mupln)


Came for the horde's take on OJ ... bonus, I guess.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (+xYe0)

269 My money was on the ghey guy joining the theatre group.

Posted by: scottst at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (gbwMD)

270 FJB

Posted by: Gref at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (5fDan)

271 This restaurant deals with the minimum wage.

New York restaurant chain hires remote Filipino hostesses to get around minimum wage law

https://shorturl.at/kmCE9
Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 12:38 PM (FVME7)

On a recent afternoon at Sansan Chicken in Long Island City, a reporter for The Post was greeted by Pie, a 33-year-old hostess who works from her living room in the Philippine city of Subic. ...

Pie declined to disclose how much she was paid but said customers sometimes leave generous tips despite the fact that she's not actually there in person.


She works topless, doesn't she?

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 11, 2024 12:59 PM (IUd0M)

272 The climate disaster is here

The relentless advance of climate change brought more drought, flooding and heatwaves to communities around the world last year, compounding threats to people’s lives and livelihoods, the UN’s World Meteorological Organization (WMO) said on Friday.

Insufficient water adds to hardship faced by civilians, IDPs throughout Myanmar
People in three states told Myanmar Now about the difficulties they face in getting sufficient water, a problem that has become worse with climate change and increased privation due to conflict

Climate change is burning through the economy — with 13% of Americans reporting hardship from weather disasters in the last year, Treasury says.

Climate in Flux: Is a Silent Catastrophe Lurking?

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 01:00 PM (RHGPo)

273 "NO ONE ELSE PAYS FOR IT. Not you. Not me. NO ONE."

It is bad debt, goes onto the national debt. Even if the student did spend money and "help the economy", how much of that goes to China or foreign places.

The trillion or so in student loan debt has already been paid for with the loan. Modern Monetary Theory would claim that as long as the economy is growing and inflation is under control, the USA can print to infinity. (but that is nonsense ... in the meantime, globalists are getting richer and richer)

Posted by: illiniwek at April 11, 2024 01:00 PM (Cus5s)

274 Ha. The Ori games are outstanding, too. Playable art, and they achieve it. The company has a new game coming out in the next few days that isn't Ori related but maybe mythology? It has precision attack gameplay like Darksouls but in an overhead dungeon crawler format. the Ori games are great, so I can almost guarantee this one will be fantastic, too.

Posted by: Moron Robbie has 2020 hindsight at April 11, 2024 01:00 PM (yh2er)

275 I'm not familiar with the Fallout game but from the trailers I saw of the series I just assumed it was about an Amazon tribe of women warriors in the future.

Posted by: polynikes at April 11, 2024 01:00 PM (GvesS)

276 I saw Can't Poop Alone open for Smashmouth at The Ritz in '98.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2024 01:00 PM (cf/0E)

277 There used to be vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

farming in Greenland

Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:48 PM (AwYPR)

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Greenland used to be green!

And then farting Vikings and cows -- but mostly cows -- caused an ice age ...

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 01:01 PM (btQjq)

278 It's not the rain that's negatively impacting a 43 year old tranny's clientele...Might I suggest "buy one, get one free?"

Posted by: Fra Fillipo at April 11, 2024 01:01 PM (Nge8H)

279 229 >>Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:
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OK, the link has pics of her in the tub with her son.
When does it stop being mother's, with all respect to mothers, and start being Bidenesque?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 01:01 PM (eY+TO)

280 So the tranny noticed a decade ago it was seeing a decline in business. I cannot believe a disease ridden tranny ho would see a decline as it ages. Fucking CO2!

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:01 PM (Ag7IE)

281 I go with George Thorogood approach. When I poop alone, I prefer to be by myself.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 01:02 PM (FVME7)

282 I would think that when the government gives a student loan, that the money comes from a bond offering. The people holding the bond need to get paid. If the student is no longer paying then the taxpayer is now paying the bond holder.
Isn't that how it works?

Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 01:02 PM (t/2Uw)

283 50 I wonder if The Day After Tomorrow will be viewed as a parody of climate predictions at some point.

This movie was derivative of another film of the era produced by Al Gore. Gore's comedy stylings were a bit more subtle, though. His film was less slapstick and veered more into abstract absurdity.

Posted by: Film Critic from the Future at April 11, 2024 01:02 PM (Dgo06)

284 276 I saw Can't Poop Alone open for Smashmouth at The Ritz in '98.

Posted by: BourbonChicken at April 11, 2024 01:00 PM (cf/0E)

Back assward.

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (+xYe0)

285 Just got here. This is a stupid world, and we live in a stupid age with a stupid singularity on the horizon.Armadilloes and opossums laugh at us.

Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (PCK5/)

286 283 50 I wonder if The Day After Tomorrow will be viewed as a parody of climate predictions at some point.

This movie was derivative of another film of the era produced by Al Gore. Gore's comedy stylings were a bit more subtle, though. His film was less slapstick and veered more into abstract absurdity.
Posted by: Film Critic from the Future at April 11, 2024 01:02 PM (Dgo06)

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Okay, I laughed.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (GBKbO)

287 Citizen Free Press
@CitizenFreePres

Tommy Tuberville says transgenders who use the locker room of the gender they "identify as" should be jailed.

https://tinyurl.com/2npcb3wv

Posted by: redridinghood at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (NpAcC)

288 So is she shut out of the formal economy or is she easily able to find a job with a theater company? Can't be both.

Posted by: Heresolong at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (FSbq+)

289 And the footage of polar bears, seemingly stranded, swimming in water instead of lumbering around on the ice? That's part of how they hunt seals, and the way they travel from one point to another.
Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 11, 2024 12:40 PM (J2vNu)

They used to have polar bears in the Stanley Park zoo in Vancouver, and their enclosure had a huge pond. They swam in it constantly. Polar bears are Olympic-caliber swimmers. Turn a few loose in Antarctica, and the penguin problem would be a thing of the past. For that matter, turn 'em loose in gaza...

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (tkR6S)

290 277 There used to be vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison,
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Competitive with France's best.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (eY+TO)

291 They'll suck you in with the first couple of episodes. Maybe even the first season. But be prepared to go HARD LEFT at some point in the series.

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel

No doubt. I know I should've stopped watching The Mandalorian after the first season, but I stuck around for Soace Lizzo...

Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 11, 2024 01:04 PM (hCzfy)

292 I can't poop, if pooping is without you...I can't poop, I can't poop anymore...

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:04 PM (Ag7IE)

293 Stay outta Bandung

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 11, 2024 01:04 PM (NtVYv)

294 169 What was that "fake fat" they tried that caused the same problem?
Posted by: BignJames at April 11, 2024 12:41 PM

*Olestra has entered the chat*
Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (Wnv9h)
Yeah, four of us ate a bag of Lay's Baked chips on the river. We were kayaking and wearing wetsuits and sprayskirts.

Posted by: Eromero at April 11, 2024 01:04 PM (NxC5+)

295 i do not understand why they keep voting for this madness.
Posted by: sharon(willow's apprentice) at April 11, 2024 12:43 PM (t/2Uw)


At a guess... the majority of the voting public is on the dole or involved in criminal enterprises of one sort or another.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 11, 2024 01:04 PM (IUd0M)

296 280 So the tranny noticed a decade ago it was seeing a decline in business. I cannot believe a disease ridden tranny ho would see a decline as it ages. Fucking CO2!

Posted by: Minnfidel
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Can't believe a tranny could live that long in the hills of Indonesia.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM (eY+TO)

297 291 No doubt. I know I should've stopped watching The Mandalorian after the first season, but I stuck around for Soace Lizzo...
Posted by: Grudge Harbor at April 11, 2024 01:04 PM (hCzfy)

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Tangentially, Disney filed a motion to dismiss Gina Carano's lawsuit against them yesterday.

In the filing, they say that she "trivialized the Holocaust."

For some reason, all the movie news sites put up a story on it, but they never put up a story when she first filed the suit. Weird.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

298 Afternoon.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM (gNhIX)

299 It's laining men!

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM (LkLld)

300 There used to be vineyards in Britain.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 12:46 PM (GBKbO)

farming in Greenland
Posted by: BignJame

Sanity in NYC

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM (FVME7)

301
If you own a greenhouse and want optimum growth you raise the CO2 level to 600 ppm. Below about 150 ppm plants all die.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

302 >>> Ariana Grande got her start on some dumb Nick show with Jennette McCurdy. McCurdy has written that the producer demanded sex and when she said no her career died.


Just read that they wrote her character out and mentioned in the show that she joined a motorcycle gang.

Nice.

Posted by: Itinerant Alley Butcher at April 11, 2024 01:06 PM (cOq4q)

303 They used to have polar bears in the Stanley Park zoo in Vancouver, and their enclosure had a huge pond. They swam in it constantly. Polar bears are Olympic-caliber swimmers. . . .
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024


***
People don't believe me, but the Albuquerque Zoo had polar bears in 1994. In the middle of a high desert. The pool had enormous ice blocks floating in it, partly to keep the bears cooler and partly to give them something to play with between mealtimes.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 11, 2024 01:07 PM (J2vNu)

304 Polar bears are Olympic-caliber swimmers. Turn a few loose in Antarctica, and the penguin problem would be a thing of the past.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (tkR6S)


Stay off our turf, bub.

Posted by: the leopard seals at April 11, 2024 01:07 PM (OguvZ)

305 Hotair: Former Assistant Principal Faces Charges Over Teacher Shot by 6-Year-Old

https://tinyurl.com/2d7u7bcb

Reading the details of this kids behavior before the shooting you'd think he was already six feet tall. Might as well just stick the kid in a Federal Supermax now cuz it's where he's going to end up anyway.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 01:07 PM (gNhIX)

306 Bet O.J.'s hearse is supplied by Hertz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM (Q4IgG)

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An EV for transporting "The Juice?"

Posted by: ShainS -- Blood-Bath-and-Beyond angel investor at April 11, 2024 01:07 PM (btQjq)

307 301
If you own a greenhouse and want optimum growth you raise the CO2 level to 600 ppm. Below about 150 ppm plants all die.
Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 01:06 PM (RKVpM)

Yes. But stupid people do not understand that a warmer planet is a very good thing for living organisms.

Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024 01:07 PM (PCK5/)

308 It's laining men!
Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM


Harreruha!

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 01:07 PM (Wnv9h)

309 Polar bears are Olympic-caliber swimmers. Turn a few loose in Antarctica, and the penguin problem would be a thing of the past.
Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 11, 2024 01:03 PM (tkR6S)

Stay off our turf, bub.
Posted by: the leopard seals at April 11, 2024 01:07 PM


We'll take care of him.

Posted by: Big Penguin at April 11, 2024 01:08 PM (Wnv9h)

310 Bet O.J.'s hearse is supplied by Hertz.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 11, 2024 12:54 PM

White Ford Bronco

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:09 PM (Ag7IE)

311 I did not realize there was a penguin problem in Antarctica…

Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024 01:09 PM (PCK5/)

312 Zwerner sued the school district and pointed out that administrators at the school were warned multiple times that a student with a prior history of violence had brought a gun to school, but did nothing about it.

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Yes, but who will bell the cat?

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 01:09 PM (FVME7)

313 In the filing, they say that she "trivialized the Holocaust."

For some reason, all the movie news sites put up a story on it, but they never put up a story when she first filed the suit. Weird.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM (GBKbO)

Strange how leftists *spit* don't trivialize the Holocaust whenever they call conservatives Nazis.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 01:10 PM (gNhIX)

314 289: Wait. There's a penguin problem in Antarctica? Are they demanding winter shelters?

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 11, 2024 01:10 PM (J2vNu)

315 White Ford Bronco
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:09 PM


With full police escort.

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 01:10 PM (Wnv9h)

316 280 So the tranny noticed a decade ago it was seeing a decline in business. I cannot believe a disease ridden tranny ho would see a decline as it ages. Fucking CO2!

Posted by: Minnfidel
===============

Can't believe a tranny could live that long in the hills of Indonesia.
Posted by: Braenyard at April 11, 2024 01:05 PM

That's a dick shriveling image.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:10 PM (Ag7IE)

317 Here's the DM link on Tori Spelling saying she can't poop alone:

https://tinyurl.com/4nzatr9j
Posted by: Lady in Black at April 11, 2024 12:49 PM (mupln)


Some people overshare.

Posted by: I used to have a different nic at April 11, 2024 01:10 PM (IUd0M)

318 Lain dlops are fawwing
I can't give head ...

Posted by: JackStraw at April 11, 2024 01:11 PM (LkLld)

319 Who is funding the propaganda and why? That's the main question.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 11, 2024 01:11 PM (KSNKu)

320 313
Strange how leftists *spit* don't trivialize the Holocaust whenever they call conservatives Nazis.
Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 01:10 PM (gNhIX)

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It's becoming a theme in leftist writing that the Nazi swastika is now good because it's being used against Jews.

They don't even touch on the Hindu origins of the symbol, either.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

321 Tori Spelling.. I imagine that by now she is unlovelier than ever..l

Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024 01:11 PM (PCK5/)

322 319 Who is funding the propaganda and why? That's the main question.
Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 11, 2024 01:11 PM (KSNKu)

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Do you pay taxes? Then you are.

And why? Power.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

323 You know when I poop alone... I prefer to be by myself.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 01:12 PM (OJEE4)

324 Navahos have a version of the swastika too…

Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024 01:12 PM (PCK5/)

325 Waitaminute. It's becoming hot and rainy in Thailand?

Thailand?

Posted by: blaster at April 11, 2024 01:13 PM (vBW7x)

326
I personally witnessed the lower crop yields in the farm next to me due to decreased fertilizer application. What used to be taken away by three tractor trailer loads was little more then half that. They applied it with one row yes fertilizer, one row without.

One row brilliant green growth, one row lime green growth. One row a foot tall, one row nine inches tall. I pointed it out to my wife from a certain angle where you could see about 20 rows and she was amazed at the difference. Stripes.

Posted by: Divide by Zero at April 11, 2024 01:13 PM (RKVpM)

327 Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:12 PM (GBKbO)

I do and yes.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 11, 2024 01:14 PM (KSNKu)

328 Tori Spelling.. I imagine that by now she is unlovelier than ever..l
Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024


***
She was never one of the glamorous girls on 90201; no Shannen Doherty or Tiffani-Amber Thiessen. But she was cute enough, and she displayed a small flair for comedy that worked well for her and the show.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 11, 2024 01:14 PM (J2vNu)

329 Hubby looks like he just enjoyed the smell. Until he didn't.
Grounds for divorce: "She should see a doctor about that shit."

Posted by: Ugh the Caveman at April 11, 2024 01:14 PM (v0R5T)

330 319 Who is funding the propaganda and why? That's the main question.

Posted by: Trump poisoned my cat at April 11, 2024 01:11 PM (KSNKu)

We probably are. Non-Government Organizations are now Government Organizations.

Posted by: pookysgirl, bringing the facts at April 11, 2024 01:14 PM (w6uiL)

331 It's becoming a theme in leftist writing that the Nazi swastika is now good because it's being used against Jews.
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Gee why didn't the Nazis think of that.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 01:14 PM (OJEE4)

332 This is a very strange comment section.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2024 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

333 They don't even touch on the Hindu origins of the symbol, either.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:11 PM (GBKbO)

I used to work for some Dot Indians and this one guy had swastikas drawn all over the money safe. I know it's a Hindooooooo good luck charm but on the other hand the guy was such a humongous piece of shit maybe he meant it the other way.

As an aside, if you ever want to become racist against Indians just start working for them. Seriously, works like a charm. You'll come to hate them with a burning passion.

Posted by: Robert at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (Xnred)

334 Indonesian trans sex worker fragility.

Posted by: PG at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (gQbO4)

335 This is the punchline, for those who couldn't suss it out!

I was told that there would be no statistics.

Posted by: Oddbob at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (/y8xj)

336 This is a very strange comment section.
Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2024 01:15 PM

First day here?

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (Ag7IE)

337 331 It's becoming a theme in leftist writing that the Nazi swastika is now good because it's being used against Jews.
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Gee why didn't the Nazis think of that.
Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 01:14 PM (OJEE4)

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Granted, I did skip a couple of steps. Israel commits genocide being the big one.

Swastika is now a sign of fighting oppression.

And, remember, all efforts at fighting oppression are good, no matter what.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

338 This is a very strange comment section.
Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2024 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)

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Just this thread or always?

Posted by: Jordan61 at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (DRSnL)

339 Nood Sharon knows!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 01:17 PM (MGnUt)

340 Indonesian trans sex worker fragility.
Posted by: PG at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM

Probably 750 million for a study into that in mudpants last budget.

Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:17 PM (Ag7IE)

341 Nick Gillespie
@nickgillespie
'Bad Facts'
'A new show focused on disinformation, “CBS News Confirmed,” will debut this summer.... [it] seeks to identify and fight the spread of false stories, conspiracy theories and bad facts.'

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Boy, I don't know where they're going to find any false stories, conspiracy theories or bad facts.

Posted by: Anonosaurus Wrecks, Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? at April 11, 2024 01:17 PM (FVME7)

342
Every time a climate denier spews malformation Greta screams "how dare you".
Think what you're doing to this poor little Hamasita.

Posted by: Auspex at April 11, 2024 01:17 PM (j4U/Z)

343 First day here?
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (Ag7IE)

Strangely, no, it isn't.

Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2024 01:17 PM (rj6Yv)

344 332 This is a very strange comment section.
Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2024 01:15 PM (rj6Yv)


Has been weird at the HQ of late… not that I am complaning… a strange portentousness, maybe..

Posted by: tubal at April 11, 2024 01:18 PM (PCK5/)

345 Swastika is now a sign of fighting oppression.

And, remember, all efforts at fighting oppression are good, no matter what.
Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:16 PM (GBKbO)

I understood and wasnt correcting you.

And I'm pretty certain the Nazis would have told you they were fighting oppression.

The greatest trick the Left ever pulled was that the Nazis were cartoonishly evil for no purported reason and didn't see or claim themselves as mere victims of a particular oppressor class.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 01:19 PM (OJEE4)

346 In other news, Aging Ashley (Eileen Davidson) is going schizo, and they are showing scenes of her personalities in a white room yelling at each other, one in white, and one dressed in black, so us rubes know which is good and which is bad.

Sadly, Ashley has aged out of the One category, just barely.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 11, 2024 01:19 PM (ufFY8)

347 they have to be laughing when they write that shit while getting paid. It's so boilerplate that they don't even have to be too creative

Posted by: SamIam at April 11, 2024 01:19 PM (oasF3)

348 I can't poop, if pooping is without you...I can't poop, I can't poop anymore...
Posted by: Minnfidel at April 11, 2024 01:04 PM (Ag7IE)

"It's a family affair."

Posted by: Sly Stone at April 11, 2024 01:20 PM (tkR6S)

349 345 I understood and wasnt correcting you.

And I'm pretty certain the Nazis would have told you they were fighting oppression.

The greatest trick the Left ever pulled was that the Nazis were cartoonishly evil for no purported reason and didn't see or claim themselves as mere victims of a particular oppressor class.
Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 01:19 PM (OJEE4)

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YOU ATTACKED ME!

Nah. I was just adding. It is my wont sometimes.

Posted by: TheJamesMadison, fighting kaiju with Ishiro Honda at April 11, 2024 01:20 PM (GBKbO)

350 This is a very strange comment section.
Posted by: mrp at April 11, 2024 01:15 PM


So, a thread ending in "d"?

Posted by: RedMindBlueState at April 11, 2024 01:20 PM (Wnv9h)

351 Just the basic linkage is a bizarre series of if-thens; "Hoomans burn fossil fuels, then moar CO2, then sun is trapped, then Earf heat up, weather go koo-koo, then hoomans die."

Wanna see someone loose their shit? Ask them to prove every part of that.


Available data strongly disputes that CO2 at current levels is doing anything to the climate. I won't disagree with reducing it, ideally by tax breaks on building / maintaining nuclear power plants, but as-is it's clearly not catastrophic.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2024 01:20 PM (t5upi)

352 What the fuck is a "bad fact"? Oh yeah a fact the Left doesn't like. They're unreal.

Posted by: ... at April 11, 2024 01:21 PM (OJEE4)

353 Indians are weird. They seem to come in two varieties. Total assholes and really nice folks.

Posted by: pawn at April 11, 2024 01:21 PM (QB+5g)

354 339 Nood Sharon knows!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 11, 2024 01:17 PM (MGnUt)

Who is Sharon?

Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 11, 2024 01:22 PM (+xYe0)

355 Stay off our turf, bub.
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Posted by: Polar Bears at April 11, 2024 01:22 PM (tkR6S)

356 Ask them to prove every part of that.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2024 01:20 PM (t5upi)


How about even one part?


Posted by: You Really Don't Want to Know at April 11, 2024 01:23 PM (+xYe0)

357 During his keynote speech at the Navy League's Sea Air Space conference this week, Secretary of the Navy Carlos Del Toro said his recent trip to South Korea had left him impressed by their shipbuilding.

"When my team and I went to South Korea, we were floored at the level of digitization and real-time monitoring of shipbuilding progress, with readily available information down to individual pieces of stock materials," Del Toro said.

"Their top executives could tell us to the day when ships would be delivered," he said. That's a stark difference from the US, which is facing problems with its shipbuilding capacity, labor availability, and resources.

Posted by: SMOD at April 11, 2024 01:23 PM (RHGPo)

358 I just had a wild thought: What if Mayorkas really does suck at his job as much as he...sucks at his job? kind of like Biden: they don't have to program him, he naturally f#*ks things up.

Posted by: Brave Sir Robin at April 11, 2024 01:25 PM (lPeS+)

359 You could also spin it that global warming is reducing demand for tranny prostitution, a good thing (not that this "study" is real). The fact that every result of global warming is negative proves it's just politics not science.

Posted by: waelse1 at April 11, 2024 01:26 PM (7YTAg)

360 I just had a wild thought: What if Mayorkas really does suck at his job as much as he...sucks at his job? kind of like Biden: they don't have to program him, he naturally f#*ks things up.

I've always just assumed most of the junta is both incompetent and stupid.

Posted by: Ian S. at April 11, 2024 01:28 PM (t5upi)

361 43 year old tranny hooker sees business slowdown. Yeah…the weather is the problem

Posted by: Swamp Balls in PittyPat at April 11, 2024 01:37 PM (NapMe)

362 Some forty years ago I did business with a bunch of very rich and (this is completely normal and redundant) corrupt Indonesians in Jakarta.

They were driving me around one night in their big-ass Mercedes, and we somehow wound up in a park with lots of prostitutes, both straight and trans.

I thought them grotesque, but my hosts apparently did not: the car windshield got all fogged up inside, in no time. Pant. Pant.

A few years ago I saw one of the gang members getting all hot and bothered seeing Walton Goggins as a tranny on "Sons of Anarchy", and it took me back in time....

Posted by: Noam Sayen at April 11, 2024 01:52 PM (m4zqf)

363 To believe in the danger of Climate Change you have to believe:

1) The entire planet is warming
2) The cause is the increased CO2 from man's industrial revolution
3) A warmer planet is a net detriment to mankind
4) Humanity can stop the warming AND keep it at the "right" level of heat.


Personally, I'm agnostic on 1), but given the actions of the people desperate to prove it, I lean toward it being false.

2,3, and 4 are completely unproven.

But that won't stop our "betters" from destroying millions (billions?) of lives.
Posted by: Formerly Virginian at April 11, 2024 12:18 PM (zjgNU)


Since a warmer planet would create a longer growing-season, Point #3 is pretty much false. The hysteria with which they say "1.5 degree Celsius increase in a century .... reee!!!!" is an indicator. There are three temperature scales and the one used for astronomical phenomena is Kelvin. 20 degrees C increasing to 21.5 degrees C sounds much more dire, than 293.15 K increasing to 294.15 K. But they express the same temperature, just using a different scale.

Posted by: Retired Buckeye Cop at April 11, 2024 01:53 PM (YQ4mh)

364 Remember me?

Posted by: Steven Schneider at April 11, 2024 02:03 PM (hSwza)

365 @363

I've made the same point re Kelvin many times.

But most people don't have a freakin CLUE.

The "Two Cultures" are more wide apart than ever.

Posted by: Noam Sayen at April 11, 2024 02:46 PM (m4zqf)

366 "....the effects of climate change, and trans women, who tend to face more stigma and marginalisation than trans men..."

Well transmen do have the advantage of possibly keeping and using their "bonus hole"

Posted by: hate_the_deepstate at April 11, 2024 03:13 PM (ZoNua)

367 Sex worker: because even whores must benefit from Marxist language.

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368 I want to see it Rain on all those stupid Earth Day Parades

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