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Donald Trump released an amusing ad in time with the eclipse. It's funny, it's self-effacing by being ironically grandiose.

Of course the left has employed its favorite mode of expression -- Feigned Autism --to claim they don't understand the "bizarre" ad. They claim they don't understand that the ad is intended to be silly.

From TIME's report:


In a new and bizarre campaign ad, Donald Trump's head takes the place of the moon and blocks out the sun in a nod to Monday's solar eclipse.

After getting the talking points/marching orders, The Independent joined the pile-on and also used "bizarre" to describe the ad:


On Sunday night, Mr Trump posted a bizarre campaign ad on Truth Social where his own head takes on the role of the moon -- blocking out the sun and plunging America into total darkness.

[...]

Some social media users were somewhat baffled by the message in the campaign ad: that Mr Trump will block out the sun and plunge the entire Earth into darkness.

I'm so, so sick of the Tactical Autism. If you really don't understand basic things, what the f*** are you doing working for a media which claims to be able to understand complicated thinks and to be able to explain these things to an audience?

Now passing from Feigned Autism to Genuine Mental Stuntedness, Sunny Hostin claims that the recent 4.8 earthquake that gently roused New York and the eclipse were caused by, you guessed it, climate change.

Hostin's unhinged conspiracy theories may have been the wildest, but they were not the first during the episode. Faux conservative Alyssa Farah Griffin rhetorically scoffed at the idea that the Friday earthquake in New Jersey was a sign that Jesus was returning, but suggested former President Trump's gold club had something to do with it:

So, what's kind of crazy is with the earthquake on Friday and then the eclipse today, people are having all sorts of conspiracies about the end of the world. And then I read online that the earthquake epicenter was actually at Bedminster in New Jersey. Fun fact. So it originated with Trump.

Hostin, a self-proclaimed devout Catholic, laughed about how their studio makeup artist "put on her coat" and "ran down the hallway" during the earthquake saying "Jesus is coming" and "the rapture is here."

She also bloviated about how it was the first time in 100 years that two different cicada broods were emerging for their mating seasons at the same time.


Apparently, all the pieces were on the table and only Hostin was smart enough to put them together, and "climate change" was the answer. "All those things together would maybe lead one to believe that either climate change exists, or something is really going on," she proclaimed.

You knew things were bad when Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg were the voices of reason.

"Except earthquakes are not at the mercy of climate change. It's underground. It can't," Behar pushed back. But Hostin wouldn't listen to reason. "How about the warming of the planet?" she huffed in what she seemingly thought was a checkmate, without evidence of how it would cause earthquakes miles below the earth's surface.

"No, it happens. And the eclipse, they've known about the eclipse coming because eclipses happen and they actually can say when these things are going to happen," Goldberg argued.

Global warming made the moon blot out the sun, and made the sky to appear as sack-cloth.

But boy! Those religious maniacs who thought that an earthquake was a sign of the first trumpet! What idiots!

Video at the link.


Chris Cuomo has charged the Biden Administration with not caring about the US hostages still held by Biden's allies in Hamas.

NewsNation primetime host Chris Cuomo dropped some major truth bombs on his eponymous show Thursday night; directly addressing the folks in the White House he's been told "monitor" what he says and calling out how the American and Israeli hostages stolen by Hamas terrorists "have become an afterthought" to President Biden, who dropped them below reelection as a priority. He called it all "unforgivable."

At the top of his show, Cuomo noted "that people in the White House monitor what I say" and warned that since officials "won't come on the show," he was "forced to speak at you rather than to you. This is not my choice."

Cuomo chided the Biden administration for their "half-speak" and "treating the war against Israel as if it were another political point of compromise." He said the White House was using "appeasement in a situation that is not about balance" but "about realities."

"And I get how worried you are that you're not going have the same base year the last time. But that is not an excuse to be weak," he directly shouted at Biden, who he declared had "forgotten" the hostages by not making their release the first condition of a ceasefire:


There's a primary reality, okay? And we seemed to have forgotten it. Hamas is a terror organization. You designated them as that! They stole people. They need to give the people they stole back to us, to Israel, first! The hostages have become an afterthought! And that is wrong! And the reason it has happened is even more wrong! The reason it has happened is because other political exigencies and agendas have overtaken the relevance!

I don't know what that last sentence means. Just a meathead trying to sound smart. The stuff before it was good.

Video at the link.

You don't say: UK survey finds that diversity training forces workers to conceal their true beliefs due to fear of being fired for Wrongthink.

Gript:

Almost two-thirds of UK workers who have taken part in diversity training say they have had to "conceal what they really think" for fear of losing their job, according to a new survey from British think tank, the Free Speech Union (FSI).

...

The survey from the advocacy group found that the training was "particularly unpopular" among minorities and members of the LGBT community, with 62 per cent of workers surveyed saying they had to conceal what they "really think about the training they've received," including 22 per cent who "have been compelled to say things that they don't really believe."



Posted by: Disinformation Expert Ace at 06:20 PM




Comments

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1 first.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 08, 2024 06:22 PM (QNSds)

2 "Sunny" seems to have had her brain eclipsed.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 06:22 PM (B8kct)

3 We actually had the apocalypse today here in my little corner of NE Texas. The clouds cleared up and we got to see the entirety of the totality. It got way darker than I expected and it was very cool. I have never seen anything like that in my life. Looking straight at the sun without those fancy glasses and not going blind.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 08, 2024 06:23 PM (QNSds)

4 I suspect that sunny hostein is paid to make up more and even more ridiculous $hit. The more she makes up the more she gets paid.

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 08, 2024 06:24 PM (QNSds)

5 Called the others in the thread below.

Posted by: gdgm+ at April 08, 2024 06:26 PM (w0+ZH)

6 The Vigilant Fox 🦊 @VigilantFox Apr 7
Leftist Cenk Uygur Makes Shocking Statement: “I’m Now Considering RFK Jr.”

He says Biden has “been corrupt his whole life.”

“You’re never going to get anything but corruption from Joe Biden.”

Uygur issued another staggering statement:

“The Democratic party ... they love to rig elections. Yes, I use the word rigged. Okay, so you can go cry about it. If you’re mainstream media, how about you do your job and talk about how they canceled the election in Florida in the primary and just declared Biden the winner. So, if you’re going to make the argument that you’re a champion of democracy, you should probably try it in your own primaries.”

Leftists are now turning on the DNC and Joe Biden. It looks like Nicole Shanahan was a great VP pick, after all.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:26 PM (vtyCZ)

7 The Trump ad is great especially when the commies are freaking out over it. More please.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 08, 2024 06:27 PM (eYF7X)

8 Citizen Free Press @CitizenFreePres
The best item at Trump International gift shop.

Joe Biden toilet flushers.

https://tinyurl.com/3efzsxm9
18 seconds

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:27 PM (vtyCZ)

9 BLM Grifter Patrisse Cullors Is Seen Scarfing Down Lunch

She’s known as the controversial figure who resigned from the Black Lives Matter organization under a cloud of scandal.

But last week, BLM co-founder Patrisse Cullors went virtually undetected as she was seen patiently waiting at the deli counter for her sandwich at high-end supermarket Gelson’s in Calabasas.

As these exclusive candid DailyMail.com photos show, the activist, 40, is now living a low-key, comfortable life in Los Angeles, despite previously claiming she was forced to hire security and drivers for her own safety.

https://tinyurl.com/2p9w75w7
Eye-bleach should be kept nearby.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:27 PM (vtyCZ)

10 Donald Trump released an amusing ad in time with the eclipse. It's funny, it's self-effacing by being ironically grandiose.
---
When will the Left freak out because it shows DJT with a "halo," comparing him to Jesus?

Of course, they are still mum about the millions of times they showed BHO with an actual halo...

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 06:28 PM (BpYfr)

11 I have returned home from Fredericksburg. Traffic was heavy on I-10 returning from the eclipse.

I did see it in Fredericksburg - when the clouds allowed it. Totality was interwoven with a heavy cloud deck. But it was seen in all its glory, and it did get pitch black at 1:30 pm.

A lot of trouble, a long day - but worth it.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2024 06:28 PM (QCSQH)

12 I need a Trump eclipse bumper sticker.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 08, 2024 06:29 PM (OX9vb)

13 Of course, they are still mum about the millions of times they showed BHO with an actual halo...
Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 06:28 PM (BpYfr)

Because He deserved it because He is perfect in every way. If only He could be ruling this country today.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2024 06:29 PM (QCSQH)

14 THANK YOU ACE!

2nd time I've see the Trump eclipse and laughed both times.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 06:30 PM (B8kct)

15 Donald Trump released an amusing ad in time with the eclipse. It's funny, it's self-effacing by being ironically grandiose.
--------
Shades of King Canute making a point.

Leftist journos too historically illiterate; and ignore Obama's boast about stopping the CAGW oceans' rise.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:30 PM (vtyCZ)

16 One meme I saw was the moon eclipsing the sun and revealing... "Fuck Joe Biden... vote Trump" as it crossed the sun.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 08, 2024 06:31 PM (Q4IgG)

17 Darkness literally will cover the earth if Trump is elected. He won't be though. Once most of his properties are confiscated by Tish, everyone will abandon him as the failed scammer he is.

Look out below! He goin' down down down! lol

Posted by: Sid at April 08, 2024 06:31 PM (l1l0r)

18 Leftist Cenk Uygur Makes Shocking Statement: “I’m Now Considering RFK Jr.”


I NEED Ana Kasparian to be fully red-pilled.

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2024 06:31 PM (QCSQH)

19 I hate the use of 'autism' in general- and I am probably autistic.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 06:31 PM (di6C2)

20 , Sunny Hostin claims that the recent 4.8 earthquake that gently roused New York and the eclipse were caused by, you guessed it, climate change.

***

See, "climate change" is thinly veiled pagan worship of Earth deity and Sky deity.
They be angry.

Posted by: vmom stabby stabby stabby stabby stabamillion at April 08, 2024 06:32 PM (fPaY0)

21 That's a good ad.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 06:32 PM (di6C2)

22 The real news, Ace, is the Pirates and Tigers battling head to head for relevance in April. Mets, Marlins and Chisox are done.

Posted by: Jamaica at April 08, 2024 06:33 PM (IG7T0)

23 My brother said one of the reasons he voted for Trump in 2016 was his sense of humor. It was the first time he voted for a republican. He's one of those libertarian types, but not the lying about it, progressive kind.

Posted by: huerfano at April 08, 2024 06:33 PM (VGOMa)

24 Gript is an excellent Irish news outlet. Glad to see it getting noticed here in the US.

Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2024 06:33 PM (7L5KP)

25 Mr Scott, it got 0' dark thirty black here as well.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2024 06:33 PM (R7l+6)

26 https://tinyurl.com/2p9w75w7
Eye-bleach should be kept nearby.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:27 PM (vtyCZ)

Big Lunches Matter, stolen from Disquis comments

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

27 Did everyone see the (boring) eclipse?

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

28 And it looks like unlike President Biden's, Trump's fundraiser was illegal! Lol

Posted by: Sid at April 08, 2024 06:34 PM (l1l0r)

29 that ad is FANTASTIC!

omg so funny

anyway I saw the thing! the clouds weren't too bad and it was pretty clear for the "totality" (or as much as we had here)

neat!

my pets were out with me and they didn't seem to notice anything. neighbor was mowing the whole time. lol I guess not everyone was quite so obsessed with this thing

Posted by: BlackOrchid at April 08, 2024 06:34 PM (AcWfM)

30 DOJ rebuffs House GOP’s request for Hur-Biden interview audio

Caution: Jim Jordan seen rolling up his sleeves and loosening his tie.

Posted by: Maj. Healey at April 08, 2024 06:35 PM (eYF7X)

31 i was scrambling to get eclipse sunglasses for an hour and a half. Didn't get them. Some guy let me use his for five seconds and I saw it.

I did see everything darkening. A little.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 06:35 PM (KRtlO)

32 Did everyone see the (boring) eclipse?
Posted by: ace

Not from here, the sun light dimmed and the birds all disappeared though.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 06:36 PM (B8kct)

33 27 Did everyone see the (boring) eclipse?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

WITCH!!!

Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2024 06:36 PM (QCSQH)

34 Withering nuts, also due to climate change.

Posted by: banana Dream at April 08, 2024 06:36 PM (Y6IkP)

35 Hate to say it, but Cuomo is correct.... internal US electoral politics (the Islamic vote) has become more important than getting hostages back.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb)

36 DJT has the gift of being able to make fun of himself. Leftards simply cannot grok that.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2024 06:36 PM (tkR6S)

37 the recent 4.8 earthquake that gently roused New York...
===

Heh.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2024 06:37 PM (RIvkX)

38 Withering nuts
Posted by: banana Dream

You've met Sid?

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 06:37 PM (B8kct)

39 I did not "see" it , but it did get dark !

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2024 06:38 PM (V13WU)

40 A total eclipse of the shart!

https://tinyurl.com/4wxd5vhy

IMAGE

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:38 PM (vtyCZ)

41 Barely saw the eclipse. It was too cloudy.
We did see the 2017 eclipse though. It was very cool

Posted by: Jmel at April 08, 2024 06:38 PM (oKaJN)

42 I'm a devout Christian. I am waiting for Jesus to return but I don't know anyone who connects eclipses with the rapture. And, I might add, I go to the meetings.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2024 06:38 PM (ewqMN)

43 https://tinyurl.com/2p9w75w7
Eye-bleach should be kept nearby.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:27 PM (vtyCZ)

Big Lunches Matter, stolen from Disquis comments
Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 06:33 PM (NtVYv)

She stole Garret's Crocs!

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2024 06:39 PM (tkR6S)

44 Saw the whole thing and came in and watched 'Apocalypto'.

Posted by: Ben Had at April 08, 2024 06:39 PM (R7l+6)

45 >>>22 The real news, Ace, is the Pirates and Tigers battling head to head for relevance in April. Mets, Marlins and Chisox are done.

i'm so removed from sports now.

Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 06:39 PM (KRtlO)

46 People need something , anything, to celebrate, goof off, have a good time...

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2024 06:39 PM (V13WU)

47 Leftism is a real mental disease.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 08, 2024 06:39 PM (17s+e)

48 At the top of his show, Cuomo noted "that people in the White House monitor what I say" and warned that since officials "won't come on the show," he was "forced to speak at you rather than to you. This is not my choice."
===

Delusions of grandeur again, Chris?

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2024 06:39 PM (RIvkX)

49 Climate change only swallowed 90% of the Sun here, though the effect on the temperature was immediate.

Having failed to consume the entire Sun, CC barfed up the star about an hour later.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2024 06:40 PM (aD39U)

50 even Solar eclipse will do...

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2024 06:40 PM (V13WU)

51 It was too cloudy to see the actual eclipse here but it did get dark, cool, and quiet for 2 minutes. I'm bummed I couldn't see it but my kids could see it at school.

Posted by: lin-duh at April 08, 2024 06:40 PM (C39D0)

52 I observed and photographed a total eclipse some 40 years ago. 0

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2024 06:40 PM (ewqMN)

53 You should allow yourself to drift back. It takes the edge off. Pro tip: keep the sound too low to hear

Posted by: Jamaica at April 08, 2024 06:41 PM (IG7T0)

54 Did we do this one already, because I find it hilarious. It's something out of Johnathan Swift:

At Insty
San Francisco Bill Would Let People Sue Grocery Stores for Closing Too Quickly.

Posted by: weft cut-loop at April 08, 2024 06:41 PM (IG4Id)

55 The other day we had a 5.6 earthquake centered under Belden on the Feather River. Twenty miles from my house. Didn’t even notice it.

Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2024 06:41 PM (7L5KP)

56 https://tinyurl.com/2p9w75w7
Eye-bleach should be kept nearby.
Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:27 PM (vtyCZ)

Oh that poor metal reinforced chair!

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 08, 2024 06:41 PM (17s+e)

57 I know exactly where that hotel in Kingston is located. That's not a low income area.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2024 06:42 PM (LkLld)

58 Did trump do something?

Yes--- freak the fuck out

No--- make something up about trump and freak the fuck out.

Posted by: Cat Ass Trophy at April 08, 2024 06:42 PM (0ND9+)

59 27 Did everyone see the (boring) eclipse?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

Only non boring Eclipses? Moses.... and Pharoh...

oh... and a battle in 6th Century BC where BOTH sides stopped because an Eclipse happened and both sides decided the Gods were not happy.

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2024 06:42 PM (xaFKb)

60 At you to you? Shouldn't it be at/to then with you?
He is an idiot

Posted by: Jamaica at April 08, 2024 06:42 PM (IG7T0)

61 news blips > blipverts

Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2024 06:42 PM (v3pYe)

62 Didn't get the full eclipse here in SE Ohio. But I did keep going out to have a look. It's amazing how much light we still get from just a sliver of sun.

Everything looked kind of like the old movies with with a nighttime filter. Sort of dark, but the shadows are all wrong.

Posted by: Dash my lace wigs! at April 08, 2024 06:42 PM (OX9vb)

63 Donald Trump suggests Joe Biden 'soiled' the coveted Resolute Desk as he blasts President over border policy in comments made at investor dinner where he raised $50.5 million
+Donald Trump claimed Joe Biden soiled the desk during a fundraising dinner
+The comments came amid scathing criticism of the president's border policy
By MACKENZIE TATANANNI FOR DAILYMAIL.COM

https://tinyurl.com/5n89pwms
'The Resolute Desk is beautiful,' Trump proclaimed. 'Ronald Reagan used it, others used it.'

He then sounded 'disgusted,' according to the unnamed attendee. 'And he's using it. I might not use it the next time. It's been soiled. And I mean that literally, which is sad.'

The source reported that guests broke into laughter, interpreting the remark as the former president saying that Biden had defecated on the desk.

The remarks followed a tirade against Biden's immigration policy, which includes migrants being 'shipped in, brought in, deposited in our country,' according to Trump.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:43 PM (vtyCZ)

64 If you really don't understand basic things, what the f*** are you doing working for a media which claims to be able to understand complicated thinks and to be able to explain these things to an audience?

typo is funny because the things they don't understand are mind-thinks

Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2024 06:44 PM (v3pYe)

65 That cullid gal hollering, screaming, prancing around like she be hot in da ass, cursing and generally being a nuisance on the planet has been doing that since she was in diapers and soiled her mammy's rug.

She's just mad cause all Da Bruthas be dating YT and she wants to date YT but no takers for her ugly ass.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 06:44 PM (R/m4+)

66 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 08, 2024 06:45 PM (T4tVD)

67 Didn't seem like a Jo o cared too much about old folks when his brother deposited a fuckton or COVID infected people in their nursing homes and avoided using those hospital ships. I guess they're not important like the hostages in the ME.

Posted by: CrotchetyOldJarhead at April 08, 2024 06:45 PM (4b7CV)

68 Donald J. Trump Posts From His Truth Social
@TrumpDailyPosts

I blame myself for Lindsey Graham, because the only reason he won in the Great State of South Carolina is because I Endorsed him!

Donald Trump Truth Social 05:02 PM EST 04/08/24

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 06:45 PM (NpAcC)

69 I heard that the epicenter of the earthquake is near one of Trump's golf courses.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (eoQWY)

70 I'm sure PDT meant Biden shit in one of the drawers and not on the desktop!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (vtyCZ)

71 You guys aren't going to make it.

Posted by: 2025 at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (GuctO)

72 I used binoculars to watch the partial eclipse.

I don't see what the big deal is.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (wzAuc)

73 25% of the GOP believes in the common vote of Qanon beliefs.
They are attributing the earthquake centered only 7 miles from Trump's Bedminister golf club to the use of their Earthquake Machine by the Deep State.

Posted by: Paul banned at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (1p+v7)

74 Uh-huh. The ad is so "bizarre" and awful the Left have made it impossible to find sans their own Narrative.

There will never be another like Trump.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (lX8VI)

75 "I'm so, so sick of the Tactical Autism."

24 Hour Bullshit
youtube.com/watch?v=3mjtsXaYRV8&t=482s

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2024 06:47 PM (MvF+J)

76 Leftist Cenk Uygur Makes Shocking Statement: “I’m Now Considering RFK Jr.”


I NEED Ana Kasparian to be fully red-pilled.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2024 06:31 PM (QCSQH)

Didn't Ana say she was leaving the left recently?

Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2024 06:47 PM (eoQWY)

77 I used binoculars to watch the partial eclipse.

I don't see what the big deal is.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (wzAuc)

Are you blind now ? /

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 06:47 PM (NtVYv)

78 Posted by: Paul banned at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (1p+v7)
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You're A DICK!!!

Posted by: jeff spicoli's brother at April 08, 2024 06:49 PM (vtyCZ)

79 I used binoculars to watch the partial eclipse.

I don't see what the big deal is.
Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (wzAuc)

Well not anymore you don't, obviously.

Back when I was in IL there was a high partial in the area. If you stood under the trees the light and shadow stopped being round and became crescents as the leaves made effective 'pinhole camera' images of the sun all over.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2024 06:50 PM (eoQWY)

80 4.8 earthquake??

Pfft.

Lizzo tripping and falling probably registers a 4.9 on the Richter scale.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

81 Well, the world didn't end.

I shall persevere to continue on.


Currently watching the Right Stuff and cracking up at Scott Glenn's Jose Jimenez impression.

Posted by: AlaBAMA at April 08, 2024 06:51 PM (RUMEY)

82 10
'When will the Left freak out because...'

The left are so absolutely predictable that as long as they're unhappy, I don't care what particular thing upsets them.

I like the commercial because it's funny to have Trump spoof his own vanity.

Posted by: Dr. Claw at April 08, 2024 06:51 PM (roH4R)

83 That's a retread, Paulie.

At least work for your silver.

Posted by: Aetius451AD at April 08, 2024 06:51 PM (di6C2)

84 I'm so, so sick of the Tactical Autism. If you really don't understand basic things, what the f*** are you doing working for a media which claims to be able to understand complicated thinks and to be able to explain these things to an audience?

===


their audience are themselves tactical autists. perfect match. who else would listen to the likes of Hostin ?

Posted by: runner at April 08, 2024 06:51 PM (V13WU)

85 Hate to say it, but Cuomo is correct.... internal US electoral politics (the Islamic vote) has become more important than getting hostages back.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2024 06:36 PM (xaFKb)

That's how I read it. Nothing all that earth-shattering in terms of its revelation.

Sometimes it surprises me there are still people who think governments give a damn about people. Any government.

It helps to understand what their next moves are, if you can get some insight into why they're doing whatever they're doing, but you HAVE to start with the knowledge that whatever they are saying about caring about people? It's a lie, a damn lie. Every time.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 06:51 PM (dGCAG)

86 Leftist Cenk Uygur Makes Shocking Statement: “I’m Now Considering RFK Jr.”
_______________

I'm considering Jeb!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 06:51 PM (YqDXo)

87 Paul! Hasn't someone tracked you down and shoved your head up your own ass? You're human excrement by the way.

Posted by: Northernlurker at April 08, 2024 06:52 PM (ewqMN)

88 Heh.
Just watched the ad for the first time.
Friggin' EPIC!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2024 06:52 PM (W/lyH)

89 Back when I was in IL there was a high partial in the area. If you stood under the trees the light and shadow stopped being round and became crescents as the leaves made effective 'pinhole camera' images of the sun all over.
Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2024 06:50 PM

---

We saw that, too, on our driveway! I was not aware of that phenomenon. Tres kewl.

Posted by: SloPitch Whiffer at April 08, 2024 06:52 PM (wzAuc)

90 Lizzo tripping and falling probably registers a 4.9 on the Richter scale.
Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 06:50 PM (YqDXo)

Lizzo, Stacey Abrams, and Patrisse Cullors all taking a dump at the same time would register 4.9 on the scale.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 08, 2024 06:52 PM (tkR6S)

91 Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
@academic_la

Tragic news: According to Yaron Avraham on Channel 12 Israel news, Hamas has told the mediators that it does not have 40 hostages in the humanitarian category that are still alive. That is a category of women, children, the elderly, and the sick. The number that they say is alive, which is significantly lower, has not been made public. This, of course, is a serious obstacle for the ceasefire talks that seem to be progressing.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 06:54 PM (NpAcC)

92 That Trump Tweet was awesome

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2024 06:54 PM (fwDg9)

93 17
'He goin' down down down! lol'

I'm going down too! Tee-hee.
Gobble -gobble!

Posted by: Sid at April 08, 2024 06:54 PM (roH4R)

94 Sunny took an IQ test, it came back negative.

She was relieved.

Posted by: Anna Puma at April 08, 2024 06:55 PM (hHg4t)

95 Come little Pee Pee, and tend to mama's cock. Whose turn is it to use the airlift, mine or yours?

Posted by: paul's mom at April 08, 2024 06:55 PM (lX8VI)

96 I did the eclipse in Chicago. Even at 94%, I couldn't look right at it. Pinhole worked OK. The wan light was the coolest part. The temp actually dropped a degree.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2024 06:55 PM (MvF+J)

97 The other day we had a 5.6 earthquake centered under Belden on the Feather River. Twenty miles from my house. Didn’t even notice it.
Posted by: 13times at April 08, 2024 06:41 PM (7L5KP)
__________________

A 5.0 earthquake is pretty much indistinguishable from a large truck driving by.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 06:55 PM (YqDXo)

98 Now we know Sid knows Paul (in the islamic sense).

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 06:56 PM (B8kct)

99 27 Did everyone see the (boring) eclipse?
Posted by: ace at April 08, 2024 06:34 PM (KRtlO)

Only non boring Eclipses? Moses.... and Pharoh...

oh... and a battle in 6th Century BC where BOTH sides stopped because an Eclipse happened and both sides decided the Gods were not happy.
Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2024 06:42 PM (xaFKb)

Think that is the first historical event that we know the exact day of by astronomy.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2024 06:56 PM (eoQWY)

100 Shaiel Ben-Ephraim
@academic_la

Tragic news: According to Yaron Avraham on Channel 12 Israel news, Hamas has told the mediators that it does not have 40 hostages in the humanitarian category that are still alive. That is a category of women, children, the elderly, and the sick. The number that they say is alive, which is significantly lower, has not been made public. This, of course, is a serious obstacle for the ceasefire talks that seem to be progressing.
Posted by: redridinghood at April 08, 2024 06:54 PM (NpAcC)

I figure the number they said was 0.

Posted by: Oldcat at April 08, 2024 06:57 PM (eoQWY)

101 I NEED Ana Kasparian to be fully red-pilled.
Posted by: Catch Thirty-Thr33 at April 08, 2024 06:31 PM (QCSQH)

She will be.

By the time I'm finished with her.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 06:57 PM (dGCAG)

102 We get boring ellipsis every day around here

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 06:57 PM (lX8VI)

103 The b1tch with the sign is also taking advantage of her female loudmouth privilege, i.e.: the privilege of talking sh1t and not getting a mouth full of chiclets as a result.

Posted by: Joe Mama at April 08, 2024 06:58 PM (lZVy/)

104 Donald Trump suggests Joe Biden 'soiled' the coveted Resolute Desk
_____________

What about Obongo putting his smelly feet on it?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 06:58 PM (YqDXo)

105 We get boring ellipsis every day around here
Posted by: ...

Good point.

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 06:58 PM (B8kct)

106 The Tellytubbies had that weird Sun with a baby's face. That's what I first thought of when reading about this.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2024 06:58 PM (vFG9F)

107 The temp actually dropped a degree.
-----------
But three degrees higher will kill everyone on Earth!

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 08, 2024 06:59 PM (vtyCZ)

108 Full four uninterrupted minutes of corona and beads here in Dallas.

And then there was an eclipse.

Posted by: stu-mick-o-sucks at April 08, 2024 07:00 PM (ttNkD)

109 Uh-huh. The ad is so "bizarre" and awful the Left have made it impossible to find sans their own Narrative.

There will never be another like Trump.
Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 06:46 PM (lX8VI)
_________________

Watching Trump play the Left is like watching someone jerk a cat around with a laser pointer.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 07:00 PM (YqDXo)

110 Can I call Scottish police and report that fat colored bitch for a hate crime?

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 08, 2024 07:00 PM (17s+e)

111 Oh yeah, I just remembered: the eclipse also made my car's Check Engine light come on. Now I have to wait for a lunar eclipse to shut it off.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2024 07:00 PM (MvF+J)

112 That Sonny Hostin broad is really dumb.

Really. Dumb.

You know it when Whoopi has to correct her.

Posted by: Deplorable Ian Galt at April 08, 2024 07:01 PM (ufFY8)

113 Too bad the Spew View wasn't around in 1920, or the 19th Amendment would have died a-borning.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 07:01 PM (YqDXo)

114 Posted by: Sid at April 08, 2024 06:34 PM (l1l0r)

Thanks for making this important point. I personally think everything Trump does is illegal, including breathing. In fact, one of those stellar DAs should arrest him for that-breathing while supporting the MAGA movement. I think Sid, that you deserve a spot next to Sunny Hostin on a TV talk show.

Posted by: Frid at April 08, 2024 07:02 PM (XkYcA)

115 Can I call Scottish police and report that fat colored bitch for a hate crime?
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 08, 2024 07:00 PM (17s+e)
_______________

You mean a person of bitch AND of color?

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 07:02 PM (YqDXo)

116 Can I call Scottish police and report that fat colored bitch for a hate crime?
Posted by: Jukin

Is it Oregon or Washington that just passed the 'tell all line'... you could get a reward!

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 07:02 PM (B8kct)

117 Elon Musk should have sent a rocket to the sun during the eclipse.

Posted by: Sonny Holstein at April 08, 2024 07:03 PM (17s+e)

118 Oh yeah, I just remembered: the eclipse also made my car's Check Engine light come on. Now I have to wait for a lunar eclipse to shut it off.
Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2024 07:00 PM (MvF+J)


Sunny, is that you ?

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 07:03 PM (NtVYv)

119 Biden caused the Ney York earthquake.

Let me explain. When he stopped oil drilling, that allowed for the techtonic plates to “slip”, because of the excess oil.

Hey, it’s better then that shit Sunny came up with!

Posted by: Charles Martel at April 08, 2024 07:04 PM (smrxK)

120 The ad is hilarious. I can see why the leftys are freaking out. God help us if he loses.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2024 07:04 PM (vFG9F)

121 118 Sunny's got a better car than mine fer sure.

Posted by: Lithiated gp For Healthful Glow at April 08, 2024 07:05 PM (MvF+J)

122 At the top of his show, Cuomo noted "that people in the White House monitor what I say" and warned that since officials "won't come on the show," he was "forced to speak at you rather than to you. This is not my choice."
______________

Biden: "Who?"

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 07:06 PM (YqDXo)

123 The only effect of the Eclipse I saw here in Babylon DC was it wasn't as bright as usual. Like someone turning a dimmer on a light slightly. It was an odd look.

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2024 07:08 PM (sAmhv)

124 How stupid do you have to be to be the stupidest woman on the view??

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 08, 2024 07:09 PM (17s+e)

125 The Sun was Orange before PDT. But not by much.

Posted by: DaveA at April 08, 2024 07:09 PM (FhXTo)

126 The ad is hilarious. I can see why the leftys are freaking out. God help us if he loses.
Posted by: fd at April 08, 2024 07:04 PM (vFG9F)


And they play it for him for free.

Posted by: Hatari somewhere on Ventura Highway at April 08, 2024 07:09 PM (NtVYv)

127 Chris Cuomo is a straight up liar

Pretended he quarantined himself for TV in April 2020 but he lied.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2024 07:09 PM (RIvkX)

128 Is this why we all worship him? LOL. Great ad. Gosh, does he yank their chains.

Posted by: FenelonSpoke at April 08, 2024 07:09 PM (XkYcA)

129 Hostin ...is...a...fucking...retard.

Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2024 07:10 PM (VwHCD)

130 86 Leftist Cenk Uygur Makes Shocking Statement: “I’m Now Considering RFK Jr.”
_______________

I'm considering Jeb!

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara



Considering RFJ Jr. for what? Cenk going to eat him?

Posted by: Puddleglum, cheer up for the worst is yet to come at April 08, 2024 07:11 PM (sAmhv)

131 Fat obnoxious black bitch should send that clip into The View as demo. She would be hired.

Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable at April 08, 2024 07:11 PM (17s+e)

132 Hostin ...is...a...fucking...retard.
Posted by: Berserker-Dragonheads Division at April 08, 2024 07:10 PM (VwHCD)


Hostin would be a One, except for Rule 2:

Don't stick your dick in godless commie retards.

Posted by: anchorbabe fashion cop at April 08, 2024 07:12 PM (ufFY8)

133 Fat obnoxious black bitch
________________

Could you be more specific? That characterization doesn't narrow the field much.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 07:13 PM (YqDXo)

134 "How stupid do you have to be to be the stupidest woman on the view??
Posted by: Jukin the Deplorable"

The biggest mental midget.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2024 07:16 PM (vFG9F)

135 I finally joined X the other day and was immediately put into some kind of irrevocable limbo where my posts are limited in reach, right off the bat I am pretty cautious about most of my politics on the web except for here.

I wonder.

They must have some kind of file on me.

Posted by: pawn at April 08, 2024 07:17 PM (QB+5g)

136 The ad is hilarious. I can see why the leftys are freaking out. God help us if he loses.

*dons Cap of Pomposity*

I think what really concerns them is that humor is sort of an marker for mental agility. Your senile Uncle Moe doesn't get jokes at all, but the kids do.

The contrast between Trump's obvious good sense of humor and Biden's tortured attempts at it speaks volumes.

Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2024 07:17 PM (CsUN+)

137 135 I finally joined X the other day and was immediately put into some kind of irrevocable limbo where my posts are limited in reach, right off the bat I am pretty cautious about most of my politics on the web except for here.

I wonder.

They must have some kind of file on me.


probably just a big wood rasp.

Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2024 07:19 PM (v3pYe)

138 Hmm.... well... thinkin on it...

God once tested the People of Israel... with Plagues of Locust, and darkness during the day, and years in bondage...

/Looks around for Moses...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2024 07:19 PM (xaFKb)

139 About that ad, love the Thus Spoke Zarathustra fanfare. Of course the lefties don't recognise it as it is dedicated to their ignorance.

Posted by: Decaf at April 08, 2024 07:19 PM (unUNN)

140 117 Elon Musk should have sent a rocket to the sun during the eclipse.

dunno 'bout that, but nasa was going to fly some sounding rockets through the totality.

Posted by: anachronda at April 08, 2024 07:20 PM (v3pYe)

141 ...They must have some kind of file on me.
Posted by: pawn at April 08, 2024 07:17 PM (QB+5g)



If you don't have a Facebook page, Facebook will be happy to make one for ON you... (which they'll promptly share with the feebs.)

No doubt, I hit one of their "suspect" criteria, in that I've NEVER signed up for nor created an FB page, or even MySpace, before that.

I've only signed up for Anti-Social Media. If "getoffmylawn.com" was a thing, I'd be their spokesmoron.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX

Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2024 07:21 PM (e6UQI)

142 I've managed to live the vast majority of my life without watching The View even once. That right there is why.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 08, 2024 07:22 PM (MeG8a)

143 Chris Cuomo is a straight up liar

Pretended he quarantined himself for TV in April 2020 but he lied.
Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 08, 2024 07:09 PM (RIvkX)

Sure, but that's kinda the point. If you work for teevee, you must lie all the time. He doesn't work for teevee anymore. He might still be a lying douche (I don't know, maybe he is, maybe he isn't), but the person you see now isn't as constrained, so it's possible for truth to leak out.

Posted by: BurtTC at April 08, 2024 07:23 PM (dGCAG)

144 And then I read online that the earthquake epicenter was actually at Bedminster in New Jersey. Fun fact. So it originated with Trump.

----------------

How odd, they think Trump is so powerful as to cause earthquakes but they still think they will defeat him with lawsuits and cheating at elections.

Posted by: Decaf at April 08, 2024 07:23 PM (unUNN)

145 Neighbor's CA grandkids came to NWI for Purdue + eclipse. Very neat looking.

Posted by: DaveA at April 08, 2024 07:23 PM (FhXTo)

146 Blow the Trump-et. Ra has come.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2024 07:24 PM (aD39U)

147 "You've seen Trump's plan.

He's going to block out the Sun and kill everybody!

He probably has a secret spaceship that his buddy Elon gave him to escape!

We've got to stop him!!!"

Posted by: Sonny H at April 08, 2024 07:24 PM (QB+5g)

148 I think what really concerns them is that humor is sort of an marker for mental agility. Your senile Uncle Moe doesn't get jokes at all, but the kids do.

The contrast between Trump's obvious good sense of humor and Biden's tortured attempts at it speaks volumes.
Posted by: Archimedes at April 08, 2024 07:17 PM (CsUN+)
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Trump has the emotional maturity to laugh at himself. He knows he's a larger-than-life cartoon supervillain in the minds of the Left and is willing to play that to the hilt. Normies, of course, can see through it and laugh along *WITH* Trump.

The Left--being emotionally stunted--has no self-awareness about making fun of oneself and cannot deal with it. FJB's brain synapses are so degraded that he can't deal with it either (and he's never had a sense of humor about himself.)

Posted by: "Perfessor" Squirrel at April 08, 2024 07:24 PM (BpYfr)

149 I saw some Monty Python and Samurai Jack in that ad.

Posted by: fd at April 08, 2024 07:25 PM (vFG9F)

150 2027 has a total eclipse going by Cairo, Egypt. I might finally have clear skies to see one.

2028 goes through the Australian outback. Another possibility.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2024 07:25 PM (aD39U)

151 Apparently, all the pieces were on the table and only Hostin was smart enough to put them together, and "climate change" was the answer. "All those things together would maybe lead one to believe that either climate change exists, or something is really going on," she proclaimed.

--------------

Just spare me, another self-proclaimed devout Catholic yet has no idea about penitence. As such a devout Catholic why isn't Hostin praying for God's mercy?

Posted by: Decaf at April 08, 2024 07:26 PM (unUNN)

152 "We actually had the apocalypse today here in my little corner of NE Texas."

It was so cloudy here didn't get a view. It cleared up later in the day. The weather she is a beyoch.

Posted by: Tuna at April 08, 2024 07:27 PM (oaGWv)

153 >> 2027 has a total eclipse going by Cairo, Egypt. I might finally have clear skies to see one.

>>2028 goes through the Australian outback. Another possibility.

Both places are full of things that want to kill you.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)

154 Both places are full of things that want to kill you.
Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2024 07:28 PM (LkLld)


One has kangaroos.

Posted by: G'rump928(c) at April 08, 2024 07:29 PM (aD39U)

155 I've only signed up for Anti-Social Media. If "getoffmylawn.com" was a thing, I'd be their spokesmoron.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2024 07:21 PM (e6UQI)

The Echelon Database was created decades ago, to support left politics and causes. Any company who buys their data, also must GIVE them data...

This thing has records on virtually every person in America, and categorizes them by politics, and beliefs... as well as what they buy...

Posted by: Romeo13 at April 08, 2024 07:29 PM (xaFKb)

156 Love that Trump ad. I also love that his sense of humor causes the libs to lose theirs.

Posted by: bluebell at April 08, 2024 07:30 PM (bS+DD)

157 Ask any one of those bitches to define climate change, and watch what happens. Air heads gonna blow air.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 08, 2024 07:30 PM (W3T6M)

158 >>One has kangaroos.

Some of them want your ass too.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 08, 2024 07:30 PM (LkLld)

159 I've only signed up for Anti-Social Media. If "getoffmylawn.com" was a thing, I'd be their spokesmoron.


Jim
Sunk New Dawn
Galveston, TX
Posted by: Jim at April 08, 2024 07:21 PM (e6UQI)


Business Idea!!!

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2024 07:30 PM (W/lyH)

160 Mmm...colonizers.

Posted by: Anderson Cooper at April 08, 2024 07:31 PM (woPEM)

161 Practicing Catholic. I don't think that means what she thinks that means. Of course, she judges that state in terms of Ol' Grandpa Stinkfinger and Malignant Nancy.

Why be practicing, when you can actually become a master? Get thee to the confessional, dear.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 08, 2024 07:31 PM (W3T6M)

162 democrat marxists have no sense of humor due to their insanity.

Crazy people are so absorbed in their own nut house that they fail to see humor when it is presented to them.

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

163 2027 has a total eclipse going by Cairo, Egypt. I might finally have clear skies to see one.

2028 goes through the Australian outback. Another possibility.
Posted by: G'rump928
---

I will not go to a muslim country so I believe I'll aim for Spain.
Total eclipse Northern Spain August 12, 2026

Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 07:33 PM (B8kct)

164 Both places are full of things that want to kill you.

Posted by: JackStraw

======

Don't be lookin at me, mate. I'm all civilized now, ain't i?

Posted by: C. Dundee at April 08, 2024 07:33 PM (8AONa)

165 162 democrat marxists have no sense of humor due to their insanity.

Crazy people are so absorbed in their own nut house that they fail to see humor when it is presented to them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 07:32 PM (R/m4+)

Consider the IQ and sheepiness of their audience.

Posted by: tcn in AK, hail to the thief at April 08, 2024 07:34 PM (W3T6M)

166 THE CAFE IS OPEN FOR BUSINESS

Posted by: Skip at April 08, 2024 07:34 PM (fwDg9)

167 I wonder if this is really Tactical Autism?
The ad is brilliant and I'm thinking it has caught the left off guard. It's going to take them awhile to decide to either completely ignore it, or come up with their BS response.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2024 07:34 PM (W/lyH)

168 I will not go to a muslim country so I believe I'll aim for Spain.
Total eclipse Northern Spain August 12, 2026
Posted by: AZ deplorable moron at April 08, 2024 07:33 PM (B8kct)

Ummmmm...maybe we have them by then. I kill you!

Posted by: Mohammed Al-Shiriki Mohammed, Rapist at April 08, 2024 07:35 PM (R/m4+)

169 Now passing from Feigned Autism to Genuine Mental Stuntedness, Sunny Hostin claims that the recent 4.8 earthquake that gently roused New York and the eclipse were caused by, you guessed it, climate change.

---

Please show all work

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 08, 2024 07:36 PM (tCU73)

170 Yes FaceBook does that "Missing Context -- watch our propaganda before you can see the link". I generally click through quickly, otherwise they think their diversionary tactics are working.

Because FB/Google/Instagram and the others are such behemoths, it seems good to keep posting on those forums. Maybe also post on X and Bitchute and watch Rumble ... but running away from the "Majors" may not be the solution.

I'm still not on Truth Social ... guess I should sign up.

Posted by: illiniwek at April 08, 2024 07:36 PM (Cus5s)

171 Also Sprach Zarathustra gives me major body rushes and goosebumps.

I actually got to conduct it once in HS. It was the first FB game of the season and my first half-time as the drum major of the band.

Not as mind blowing as the recording with a full professional orchestra but I was on a serious high. His was back when HS bands were a lot more popular and big. We had about 70 musicians and 30 chicks in the flag corps.

Posted by: pawn at April 08, 2024 07:37 PM (QB+5g)

172 We actually had the apocalypse today here in my little corner of NE Texas.

When you consider that the moon is 400 times smaller than the sun yet 400 times closer to Earth, its an extreme example of how privileged this planet is. The moon is also receding so going back enough years the moon would not have been perfectly placed to allow us on the surface to witness Perfect Eclipses - eclipses where we can see the chromasphere, see Einstein's theory of gravity bending light, and other things that could not be known absent a Perfect Eclipse.

For those of faith, this is God deliberately setting up conditions to learn about His Creation. He meant for man to see this and set up the perfect conditions - including time - for us to see it.

Yet as Job observed, we are only seeing the outermost parts of His garment.

Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 08, 2024 07:37 PM (4HcMG)

173 Crazy people are so absorbed in their own nut house that they fail to see humor when it is presented to them.
Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 08, 2024 07:32 PM (R/m4+)
__________________

I had a colleague who was psychotic. Not in my estimation, but in the estimation of trained psychiatrists. He spent about a month per year in the nut barn, and was known for slashing tires in the parking lot and setting his house on fire. So ... batshit crazy.

Anyway, it turns out that psychotics have no sense of humor, but a sense of humor requires recognizing incongruity - the basis of humor. Many was the time that someone would make a joke at a departmental meeting, and everyone would laugh except this guy, who took the joke literally. Everyone else would cough and shuffle their feet in embarrassment before changing the subject.

Posted by: Deplorable Jay Guevara at April 08, 2024 07:38 PM (YqDXo)

174 Posted by: Diogenes at April 08, 2024 07:34 PM (W/lyH)

Yep. All they're doing is Counter-Narrative. Like everything else they do and say. Ad is fan-fugu-tastic.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 07:39 PM (lX8VI)

175 Just watched the clip from "The View" aaaaaaand... JESUS H FUCK THESE WOMEN ARE STOOPID!!!!

Posted by: Lemmiwinks at April 08, 2024 07:41 PM (tCU73)

176 Posted by: Unknown Drip Under Pressure at April 08, 2024 07:37 PM (4HcMG)

I calculate the "odds" that humans, God's intended creation, would be thriving during the specific time of this confluence. It's less than 1 in 500.

Posted by: ... at April 08, 2024 07:41 PM (lX8VI)

177 Psychotics get off doing crazy shit and it's not for laughs.

Posted by: pawn at April 08, 2024 07:42 PM (QB+5g)

178 Uhmmmm
About that 1st grader "assaulted in the bathroom"
The school said it was a "Cultural thing" in her HOME country to throw people on the floor and kiss them when you apologize?
What country is THAT?
I can perhaps see that a baby from a shithole country(places where the people literally shit in holes, or just on the dirt where ever they happen to feel the urge) might not grasp OUR cultural norms about the privacy of bathroom matters...many Arabs still squat with their feet on the on the SEAT of toilets rather than sit on them, but....any kid sent to a school should have some modicum of grade appropriate socialization prior.
It may well be that the 1st grader "newcomer" that could not speak english was trying in some form/fashion to make friends..

Posted by: birdog at April 08, 2024 07:58 PM (+Fkyb)

179 I've really got to stop saying "this is the dumbest thing I've ever heard" when I hear something from the women on the view.

Posted by: Guy who grifts to little at April 08, 2024 09:10 PM (92ekx)

180 What a stupid time to be alive.

Posted by: thatcrazyjerseyguy now with twice the crazy at April 08, 2024 10:29 PM (iODuv)

181 Fitting that the epicenter of the Northeast earthquake was Trump's Bedminster golf course...

Posted by: Danimal28 at April 09, 2024 09:25 AM (klw0w)

182 I like the tactical autism comment. As someone with Asperger's myself, I find myself wishing people would "control their autism."

Posted by: Robert at April 09, 2024 11:17 AM (E2IuN)

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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
An On-Line Impression of Dennis Miller Having Sex with a Kodiak Bear
The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)
News/Chat