Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 13

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Good afternoon and welcome to the almost world famous Ace of Spades Pet Thread. Thanks for stopping by. Kick back and enjoy the world of animals.

Would you like a treat?

Let's relax a little with the animals and leave the world of politics and current events outside today.

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Swan couple reunited after one went to a treatment centre for some time
pic.twitter.com/aXayTVxWBb
— Science girl (@gunsnrosesgirl3) April 8, 2024

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caught cheating 😹 pic.twitter.com/Dbo6wCTBUG
— Why you should have a cat (@ShouldHaveCat) April 3, 2024

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Thinking of getting some chicks?

An interesting method to tell the sex of a chick from its wing's feathers.

[📹 bodegagropecuariadonjaime]pic.twitter.com/LWYT77tRUF
— Massimo (@Rainmaker1973) March 31, 2024

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Animal Photography

Courtesy By-Tor

A daschund in a purse is not the worst thing I saw today. Also saw a poodle in a papoose.
Dogs have legs. Let them walk!

When is it a good idea to carry a dog, and when isn't it a good idea?

Happy dog of the day pic, a 9 week old Border Collie enjoying an outing with his new family.

Awwww . . . By-Tor seems to run into a lot of fun dogs.

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I recommend eye protection. And maybe a towel to hold the bird in. I used a dish towel to move a fairly large bird out of the house once. It had fallen down the chimney.

Woman catches and releases a hawk that got trapped in her patio pic.twitter.com/5J5wnM67T8
— Nature is Amazing ☘️ (@AMAZlNGNATURE) April 4, 2024

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Meet The PetMorons

MadisonTheCat says feed me!
Oh yeah, from Eromero.

Madison looks very hungry.

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From Jewells:

This is Ricky a 11 year old chihuahua yorkie mix. He had a lot of health issues and went straight to a foster volunteer from Shep's. Sadly his issues were more than he could overcome and he crossed the rainbow bridge April 8. But he was still a Shep's dog.

Awww, Ricky!

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Malakai watching the perimeter for undesirables:

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Strider in a rare serious moment:

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The daily competition to see who did it better:

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Zoey, respectfully reminding me it is her dinner time:

My wife and I have had 11 dogs throughout our 44 year marriage... some came from breeders and some were rescues. Seven of those dogs have been Great Danes. A year and a half ago, our blue Dane named Malakai, was getting on about 6 1/2 years old. That is geriatric for a Dane, so we resolved to get one more Dane puppy to be our last Dane. Enter Strider, a fawn.
Malakai was sweet natured, as Danes are. He enjoyed big, manly play like tug of war, and chasing me around the kitchen island. But he was always a stolid sort... a little stoic. He was the protector of the house who warned us of every one who violated the perimeter. He weighed 160 lbs and loved to sit in my wife's lap.
Strider was a goofy playful clown. Sweeter than sugar. He actually enjoyed full, arms-around-the-neck hugs and nose-to-nose soul gazes. In our experience, that is rare in a dog. Often, in the night he would come to my side of the bed and nuzzle me for a few moments just to say hello before going back to his bed.
Near the start of last February, at the age of a year and a half, Strider came down with a mystery illness. After trips to two different vets we still never identified what was making him sick. By the first of March, he had fought long enough. We didn't have the heart to ask him to fight any longer so we let him go.
A month later, Malakai developed a severe limp and a swollen ankle. He was barely able to stand. The trip to the vet confirmed that he had bone cancer. We let him go to rest 33 days after Strider.
The grief over losing two such sweet souls back to back has been hard. But we still have Zoey, a lab mix. She is an infectiously happy dog who goes loves to go camping with us. I walk her every day. She has stepped up to let us know that we are still loved and adored. She is my constant shadow... laying by my feet even as I write this.
We want Zoey to have a companion and we have a hole we need to fill in our hearts. So we have begun looking into options for bringing another dog into our family. The joy of having dogs in our lives more than pays for the pain of losing them.
-Clay
"The sun is riz, the sun is set...
And here I is in Texas yet."

Sweet dogs. Sorry for your losses. Glad you still have Zoey.

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Thank you for sharing your pets with us.

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Until next Saturday, have a great week!

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If you start feeling nostalgic, here a link to last week's Pet Thread, the Ace of Spades Pet Thread, April 6. Some special PetMoron stories and photos there.

I closed the comments on this post so you wouldn't get banned for commenting on a week-old post, but don't try it anyway.

Posted by: K.T. at 03:30 PM

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1 Happy Caturday everyone

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2024 03:31 PM (fwDg9)

2 Cat Eclipse is hilarious.

Posted by: LenNeal at April 13, 2024 03:35 PM (43xH1)

3 https://youtu.be/2Wpe-JSzxJg?si=EOlyxODPPCZFUU2r
Kiffness Talking cat song

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2024 03:36 PM (fwDg9)

4 Beautiful Moronimals, as usual.

Condolences going out to those whose furry friends have passed.

Posted by: Alberta Oil Peon at April 13, 2024 03:39 PM (tkR6S)

5 The talking cat song is a new one to me.

Posted by: KT at April 13, 2024 03:40 PM (rrtZS)

6 Nice Pets Y'all!...

Posted by: Hairyback Guy at April 13, 2024 03:42 PM (R/m4+)

7 Wonderful remembrances of Malaki, Strider and Zoey.

Posted by: KT at April 13, 2024 03:42 PM (rrtZS)

8 Thanks, KT, from Madison, Minnie, Mrs. E, and me!

Posted by: Eromero at April 13, 2024 03:43 PM (o2ZRX)

9 The woman who picked up that hawk with her bare hand is lucky it didn't do a reach-around and take a chunk out of her arm!

Posted by: mnw at April 13, 2024 03:48 PM (NLIak)

10 Oh, happy happy!
There I was on the garden thread muttering about the weather...
Joy, joy!

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 13, 2024 03:48 PM (MeG8a)

11 Critters!

Posted by: Duke Lowell at April 13, 2024 03:51 PM (2UnvF)

12 Dogs and cats are a GOD SEND........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 13, 2024 03:54 PM (qpLSv)

13 Madison the Cat Vampire

Nice fangs.

Posted by: San Franpsycho at April 13, 2024 03:55 PM (RIvkX)

14 hiya

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2024 03:56 PM (T4tVD)

15 The Love and Companionship we get from Dogs and Cats is probably the only thing that Biden cannot screw up !!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 13, 2024 03:57 PM (1t11C)

16 Putting on some makeup and Toby senses I'm going somewhere perhaps. I am..to a hockey game with my son but granddaughter is coming over to dog sit so he won't be in his cage all night.

Posted by: Tuna at April 13, 2024 03:57 PM (oaGWv)

17 Zoey looks like a sweetheart.

Posted by: Mr Aspirin Factory, red heifer owner at April 13, 2024 04:01 PM (R4t5M)

18 Dogs and cats are a GOD SEND........

Posted by: Ferd Berfall at April 13, 2024 03:54 PM

Well dog spelled backwards is.......

Posted by: Mister Scott (Formerly GWS) at April 13, 2024 04:02 PM (QNSds)

19 Afternoon, pet people,

Grand stories today about Malakai, Strider, and Zoey. (A nice rhythm to those three names.) And in the cat "caught cheating" video, that is exactly the interpretation their body language says!

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2024 04:02 PM (omVj0)

20 Meow!

When I used to watch my sisters' cats, when she was out of town, they would do what that black cat on the table above would do. Block a view of the TV until their demands were met. Food dish refill, scritches, told how beautiful they were, more scritches, etc. I do miss her kittuhs'. They died a few years ago. Black Persians. Lived a while. 16 years, more or less. Not long enough though.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 13, 2024 04:03 PM (sAmhv)

21 Great pets everyone !

Posted by: JT at April 13, 2024 04:06 PM (T4tVD)

22 As some o fyou know, little Dagny La Siberienne went off to Miss Linda's last week for "spring kitten camp." In L.'s words, she was "courteous" and a "well-mannered" house guest. Those are not words I would have used to describe an energetic two-year-old cat, but whatever. She did sleep w/ L. at night a few times, something she rarely does with me.

When L. brought her back, she galloped around, checking out and recognizing her old territory; and she and big black Stirling sniffed each other, made the usual cat passwords or recognition signs and everything was fine.

The "crystal" litter product that L. brought Dagny over in part to test, seemed to work fine and did not bother the girl cat in the least.

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2024 04:08 PM (omVj0)

23 What kind of hawk?

A Freekin Hawk.

Good job on the human's part to catch and free the little thing. Well done!

Posted by: Erik In Texas at April 13, 2024 04:14 PM (w61ve)

24 Might need an open thread. Things are getting sporty.

Posted by: Max Power at April 13, 2024 04:17 PM (Hucnr)

25 BREAKING NEWS..............

Iran has launched a Drone Attack on Israel just a few minutes ago.......

Way to Go Joe !!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 13, 2024 04:18 PM (1t11C)

26 I caught a bat with a piece of Tupperware once. I think maybe the cat brought it in. This was a few months after my husband died, so there was no one else to do it.

Self-sufficiency. Yay.

Posted by: Miley, okravangelist at April 13, 2024 04:24 PM (w6EFb)

27 Pax the cat uses the pellet type litter box. She resisted until she was seriously injured back in December. For some reason, being barely able to walk caused her to stop fussing about the litter and just do her business.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 13, 2024 04:27 PM (4XwPj)

28 The cat singing accompaniment guy is pretty adept with the looping stuff. My cat (now 15 years old) doesn't vocalize any more while awake but does have an impressive repertory of snores.

Posted by: gourmand du jour at April 13, 2024 04:27 PM (MeG8a)

29 Guess I got the pictures of Owlbert in too late to be featured. Darn it!

But everyone else’s pets look so cute!

Posted by: Piper at April 13, 2024 04:27 PM (ZdaMQ)

30 Miss Linda mentioned to me that at the Petco around the corner from us, there is a rescue cat for adoption: a male shorthair, white with a light or "dilute" gray patched coat. He seemed quite happy to interact with people. I said, "Your new cat?" To which she shrugged.

We have a couple of ferals here who stop by for dry food occasionally: a red tabby, and a tortoiseshell with a white tail tip. Neither one will let you approach, but the tortie will come up to my step and eat from the bowl, even if I'm standing inside the door, as long as the screen door is shut.

If I'm going to be running a food kitchen for ferals, I need to buy some cheaper dry food, like Alley Cat or Friskies. The Purina One stuff I give my two (along with canned Friskies or Blue Buffalo) is pricier, and I have to save it for them. (Not even the ferals will eat the dry food from Dollar Tree.)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2024 04:29 PM (omVj0)

31 A few years ago, I encountered a curious hawk on a tee box. I walked up, tried to shoo it away and it just looked at me. I then used my driver and, gently, waved it in front of the young hawk. It just followed the driver head and looked at me. I took a step forward and the hawk took a step towards me. I then just tee'd up and hit. Once I hit the ball, the hawk flew into a nearby tree. It was odd behavior. Not aggressive at all, just curious.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 13, 2024 04:30 PM (sAmhv)

32 A few years ago, I encountered a curious hawk on a tee box. I walked up, tried to shoo it away and it just looked at me. I then used my driver and, gently, waved it in front of the young hawk. It just followed the driver head and looked at me. I took a step forward and the hawk took a step towards me. I then just tee'd up and hit. Once I hit the ball, the hawk flew into a nearby tree. It was odd behavior. Not aggressive at all, just curious.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 13, 2024

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"I yield my territory to no one, primate!"
(-- The Hawk)

Posted by: Wolfus Aurelius, Dreaming of Elsewhere at April 13, 2024 04:32 PM (omVj0)

33 32: it wasn't hungry. I passed it earlier on another hole and it was eating a squirrel.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 13, 2024 04:33 PM (sAmhv)

34 Iran launches major drone attack on Israel, per CBS News.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 13, 2024 04:35 PM (g0Y4p)

35 A neighbor friend of ours was strolling thru the woods between my older brother house and my younger brother house when he came face to face with a good sized bobcat. She was not afraid of him. He wasn't armed but did find out that even though he is 60ish and has some heart and weight problems, he can still run. She was not included to chase. May have little ones around. This could complicate mushroom hunting season.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 13, 2024 04:36 PM (4XwPj)

36 CBS just interrupted The Masters to advise that Barack O'Biden's very good friends of Piece have droned attacked Israel.

Top. Men.

Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 13, 2024 04:37 PM (sAmhv)

37 I was just gonna post it might be nice to have a thread about the attack...I was also gonna suggest filling up your cars before everyone else finds out.

Posted by: Nova Local at April 13, 2024 04:39 PM (exHjb)

38 Wow. They really don't want Israel to eradicate Hamas, do they. Well the west has told them it's okay so why not?

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 13, 2024 04:40 PM (4XwPj)

39 Thanks for the Pet Thread, KT.

That vid with the woman and the hawk is amazing. Can't believe he let her handle him like that.

Posted by: olddog in mo at April 13, 2024 04:41 PM (szGbM)

40 Great videos, beautiful pet morons.
I always get tears in my eyes seeing the ones that have passed.

Posted by: redridinghood at April 13, 2024 04:41 PM (NpAcC)

41 Love the hawk video. Those are some seriously cool birds.

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 13, 2024 04:42 PM (4XwPj)

42 >>>CBS just interrupted The Masters to advise that Barack O'Biden's very good friends of Piece have droned attacked Israel.

Top. Men.
Posted by: Puddleglum, drive by meow at April 13, 2024 04:37 PM (sAmhv)
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Sorry to go OT, but remember when that US drone “crashed” on Iranian territory and O’Bozo stopped it from being destroyed?

Posted by: Rufus T. Firefly at April 13, 2024 04:42 PM (Z8Xq7)

43 Quick get Larry, Moe, and Curly to advise next steps on Iran and Israel because Biden is Sleeping !!!!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 13, 2024 04:43 PM (1t11C)

44 Kiffness has lots of videos, good and funny.
I take he is in South Africa

Posted by: Skip at April 13, 2024 04:43 PM (fwDg9)

45 Yay pet thread! Shoot I was napping and almost missed it. Thanks for featuring sweet Ricky. We have yet another new one KT I will send a pic along with week.

Posted by: jewells45fuckcancer at April 13, 2024 04:44 PM (iF0sF)

46 Ho....Ho..... Hey....Hey .... $7 a Gallon on the way !!!!

Posted by: Buster Hymandd at April 13, 2024 04:44 PM (1t11C)

47 Global Warming caused this attack on Israel !!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by: VP Hooker Harris at April 13, 2024 04:46 PM (BSF0H)

48 Biden returning to White House, will meet with The Three Stooges and Abbot/Costello to determine his next move after he shit his pants over the news.....

Posted by: Franklin Stein at April 13, 2024 04:48 PM (BSF0H)

49 Yeah, I remember when obastard gifted that drone to his buddies in iransofaraway

Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2024 04:51 PM (njWTi)

50 The neighbours have just got themselves a 4-month-old dachshund puppeh; no name yet as they're waiting for this weekend to tell/surprise their two college kids.

Posted by: andycanuck (vtyCZ) at April 13, 2024 04:51 PM (vtyCZ)

51 Cat is snoozing in the shade. It's a beautiful warm day here.

Posted by: JQ at April 13, 2024 04:53 PM (njWTi)

52 >>A few years ago, I encountered a curious hawk on a tee box. I walked up, tried to shoo it away and it just looked at me. I then used my driver and, gently, waved it in front of the young hawk. It just followed the driver head and looked at me. I took a step forward and the hawk took a step towards me. I then just tee'd up and hit. Once I hit the ball, the hawk flew into a nearby tree. It was odd behavior. Not aggressive at all, just curious.

My town has a variety of hawks, owls and eagles but the most prominent are ospreys. A conservation group in town puts up nests for them and they return year after year.

I was walking with Elvis down by a marsh the other day and an osprey with a fish in his talons came up over the bluff and cruised a few feet over my head and just eyeballed me with a "What are you looking at?" attitude.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2024 04:53 PM (LkLld)

53 Remember when Biden sent billions of dollars to Iran?

Posted by: Onlooker at April 13, 2024 04:53 PM (RD5tN)

54 Just a minor incursion. No biggie.

Posted by: El Presidente JoKe Biden* at April 13, 2024 04:55 PM (qUkBO)

55 Over 100 drones launched. ETA for those that get through is between 2-4AM Israel time.

Our building's shelter is open and lit. G'nite.

Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 13, 2024 04:56 PM (5fZ3W)

56 2min ago
Jordan's air defense ready to shoot down any Iranian aircraft that violate its airspace -- sources

5min ago
IRGC says strike on Israel a response to alleged IDF strike on consular compound in Damascus

12min ago
Footage shows Iranian Shahed 136 drone flying over Iraq en route to Israel

17min ago
White House says support for Israel ironclad, as Biden readies to meet advisers regarding Iran strike

Posted by: Braenyard at April 13, 2024 04:57 PM (9kzJm)

57 Over 100 drones launched. ETA for those that get through is between 2-4AM Israel time.

Our building's shelter is open and lit. G'nite.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 13, 2024 04:56 PM (5fZ3W)

God be with you all.

(FYI, 2-4AM Israel time is 7-9PM Eastern time.)

Posted by: Dr. T at April 13, 2024 04:58 PM (g0Y4p)

58 "The IRGC says it will hit specific targets in Israel with dozens of drones and missiles, apparently cruise missiles."

From the Times of Israel, 2 minutes ago. Cruise missiles launched from Iran cross Netanyahu's red line.

Posted by: Everyday Rockets at April 13, 2024 04:59 PM (qUkBO)

59 God be with you all.

(FYI, 2-4AM Israel time is 7-9PM Eastern time.)

Posted by: Dr. T at April
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It's only eleven hundred miles. How slow do those drones fly?

Posted by: Braenyard at April 13, 2024 05:00 PM (9kzJm)

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"They will take 7-9 hours to get there"

Reminds me of the Austin Powers run-over-by-a-asphalt-roller scene.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2024 05:01 PM (j4U/Z)

61 Both Israel and Jordan have closed their airspace.

Jordan has said they'll attempt to shoot down any drones detected in their airspace.

Oh, and a USAF KC-135 arial refueling tanker over Iraq has declared an in-flight emergency and is returning to it's base (possibly in Qatar.)

So, what's for dinner?

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2024 05:01 PM (Q4IgG)

62 >>Oh, and a USAF KC-135 arial refueling tanker over Iraq has declared an in-flight emergency and is returning to it's base (possibly in Qatar.)

Qatar recently announced that US bases on Qatari soil cannot be used to hit Iran.

Stolen elections have consequences.

Posted by: JackStraw at April 13, 2024 05:03 PM (LkLld)

63 NPR told us Trump would start WW3.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 13, 2024 05:03 PM (m5tox)

64 60
"They will take 7-9 hours to get there"

Reminds me of the Austin Powers run-over-by-a-asphalt-roller scene.

Posted by: Auspex at April 13, 2024 05:01 PM (j4U/Z)
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That's about 125mph.
Not even target practice.

Posted by: Braenyard at April 13, 2024 05:04 PM (9kzJm)

65 It's only eleven hundred miles. How slow do those drones fly?
Posted by: Braenyard at April 13, 2024 05:00 PM (9kzJm)

I have a notion that this may have been intended more as a gesture on Iran's part. I wouldn't bet the farm on that, though.

Posted by: Dr. T at April 13, 2024 05:04 PM (g0Y4p)

66 Small motor in these low tech drones. Special forces call them lawnmowers due to their sound similar.

Posted by: Redenzo at April 13, 2024 05:08 PM (m5tox)

67 The pet photos are always delightful but the video of the reunited swans is both funny and touching.

Posted by: JTB at April 13, 2024 05:08 PM (zudum)

68 So the mad mullahs have decided that Netanyahu should continue in his post and Trump should be Our President. Excellent!

Posted by: Madamemayhem (uppity wench) at April 13, 2024 05:13 PM (4XwPj)

69 They cruise somewhere around 80 mph...more or less depending on the distance they have to fly and how much fuel they carry. GPS nav. (Russian built). Their only advantage is they are somewhat low observable and can fly low. I'd be surprised if any get past the air defense.
First question is: what other operations have been coordinated with their time of arrival?

Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2024 05:13 PM (W/lyH)

70 > First question is: what other operations have been coordinated with their time of arrival?
___________

Land attack cruise missiles (~500MPH) and ballistic missiles.

Reports are that the LACM's are on their way.

Posted by: Martini Farmer at April 13, 2024 05:15 PM (Q4IgG)

71 Can we get a thread for this.
I’m on IsraelRadar and getting lots of good info but didn’t want to interrupt.

Posted by: Sharon(willows apprentice ) at April 13, 2024 05:16 PM (t/2Uw)

72 New thread up.

Posted by: skywch at April 13, 2024 05:18 PM (uqhmb)

73 I have a notion that this may have been intended more as a gesture on Iran's part. I wouldn't bet the farm on that, though.
Posted by: Dr. T at April 13, 2024 05:04 PM (g0Y4p)

Been thinking this myself. A one-time response for the attack last week? Or an opening gambit synced to something else?
Not the slickest opening move, in my opinion.

Posted by: Diogenes at April 13, 2024 05:19 PM (W/lyH)

74 The eclipse cats look almost exactly like my boys Julius and Rufus, especially the orange one.

I would love to know what those two swans are communicating to each other. It seems very specific, head dips and all.

Posted by: skywch at April 13, 2024 05:22 PM (uqhmb)

75 We got Belle's ashes and her footprints, something the vet likes to do. The vet also sends a condolences card. Mocha's mouth cancer looks nasty but she doesn't appear to be in pain and looks forward to the fancy food only she gets - yes, we are going to spoil her .... dusty in here.
Cookie got fixed Thursday and she did well. Thank you for helping out it is appreciated. The kittens are little-big butterballs, full of energy and have discovered the rest of the room, poor Mum. We discovered she has 8 nipples for 6 babies.

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Posted by: Ciampino - kittens galore at April 13, 2024 05:40 PM (qfLjt)

76 55 Over 100 drones launched. ETA for those that get through is between 2-4AM Israel time.

Our building's shelter is open and lit. G'nite.
Posted by: Biden's Dog sniffs a whole lotta malarkey, at April 13, 2024 04:56 PM (5fZ3W)

Thank you, Biden's Dog! Bless you!

Posted by: m at April 13, 2024 08:09 PM (o3SCB)

77 Clay, so sorry for the loss of Malaki and Strider. They are beautiful. Rest in peace.

Posted by: MrsX at April 14, 2024 01:12 AM (joVYo)

78 By-Tor, I think you need a concealed carry permit if you close the flap on the purse.

Posted by: Jerry at April 14, 2024 08:23 PM (C6UTz)

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